Learn to make new threads edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>3.35 July 19th
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e5e5cea1b9a706a22733af0dd3d790ab6bce41e1
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>148729847
>>148760307
24 in a month.
:3
>>148760234
>fell cleave
but he was a PLD
2nd for i want the africat to fuck me senseless
Do you like tentacles, /xivg/?
xth for eating balls
>>148760287
i didn't jump to any conclusions, i was told x y z thing by another one of the leaders and decided it was best not to keep trying, and to just let things happen
>>148760429
i liked the static as a whole and didn't want to bother finding a new person
>>148760492
you are making me hard in my pants.
guffy's tight succulent bp
Xth for apparently being sociopaths
hello
>>148760671
Good to hear.
:3
>>148760234
>unironically making a new thread
Should have let it die desu
wheres the promised meria related meme you fuck
Which Patron Deity should I take for DK? I can't even remember if it ever mattered.
forever in my heart...
>>148760761
>Have multiple people who love you
>Tell them they're the only person
>Go to another server and get a few more
>Not psychopathic
Okay Nea.
lf comfiest fc
>>148760574
Wu was unable to eat the balls properly.
She's making women look bad at playing video games.
>>148760761
>when the voidscum figures out how to wear proper clothes
>>148760908
It doesn't matter. Pick Menphina if you want to indicate that you're dtf.
>>148760593
the whole thing reeked of proci trying to find a way out so he could go back to the ayy team reborn anyway desu
>>148760593
>someone would like to play a differen job
>welp time to give up lol
ahahahahaha
>>148760908
It has no real affect on your character or build.
But the cool kids takeOschon.
>>148761098
That's what you get if you have a friend that can make proper clothing.
>>148761050
But I made that post, not him!!
>>148760906
This.
God damnit I need it!
>>148760908
It doesn't. Also Halone.
>>148760761
yeah you and him have plenty in common
best friends desu
Don't ever make a thread for me or my wife's son ever again!
>>148761242
>>148761218
>>148761129
Thanks.
Which is the most fun DPS char at the moment? I've only ever played tank. That was 3 years ago though I'd have to relearn everything anyways.
>>148761321
who is it?
>>148761152
That's not how it went down tho, because they thought I was flat out leaving
It's best just to let it go now, I just wanted to clear up what happened
>>148761364
green mateus cat
>>148760803
Do you want to touch it?
I wish you could make Duke Nukem in this game's shitty character creator.
;_;...
WAR or SCH
>>148761353
There's really no 'most fun' dps character at all. It's all highly subjective. Were you thinking of ranged, caster, or melee ?
Just stay away from Machinist, it is terrible and only played by those that loathe themselves.
What ebins do you miss anons?
I miss Spiral Mountain
>>148761321
>Me
>Polygamy
>Me being in a relationship at all
I'll probably die alone Anon~
>>148761537
Are hybrid classes the way to go? Is Dark Knight an interesting enough tank to warrant investing in?
Is there a higher dps class than others? Does Pugilist end up looking as cool as lancer?
>>148761628
it probably isnt the polygamy part he was talking about
>>148761742
The only hybrid class is Arcanist, and no it's not particularly exciting unless you really like dot gameplay and pet management.
All classes have a cool aesthetic depending on what you like. Some classes have higher personal DPS but they all average out to being useful in different ways, there is no bad class.
>>148761152
you know that's not what happened
it was "someone is leaving in 3.4 for another static" among other things
i had no desire to raid with a different lineup
i might trust a grand total of 1 person but i enjoyed our time together
>>148761130
i do believe proci seeks the path of least resistance but that's not the subject at hand, this was legitimate and unfortunate miscommunication
>>148760790
It's fine, what's done is done anyways
I talked to him and I believe both of you, and i'm not really worried about it anywaysit seems everyone here is far more concerned than any of us, unsurprisingly
what team r u
better not be mistake
instinct > valor >>>>>>>> mistake
Which server has the most active FC, Diabolos, Famfrit or Behemoth?
>>148761742
B A T T L E A X E
A
T
T
L
E
A
X
E
>>148762101
>Someone is leaving in 3 months
>Let's disband now.
>>148762326
Behemoth, probably.
Just be wary, it's full of Brazilians. Or it was last time I played there.
>no casual, comfortable /xivg/ FC with its own house
Haaah?
Any other channer groups on Excalibur besides what's in the OP?
>>148762474
Best server to find a cute FC that'll help me back into the game after 3 years of not playing?
>>148762326
Behemoth
>>148762591
drakn
>>148762101
or you know
maybe he just enjoyed raiding with us
>>148762617
B A L M U N G
>>148762591
>tfw comfy FC
Who/EVO/here?
>>148762736
Can't find it on the list?
>>148762326
Behemoth. PUG or SCorp
>>148762731
i really truly do not care that much my man everyone is free to do as they please by virtue of existing
>>148762402
yes the caged bird finally sang
>>148762591
Join <Soft>, mandatory hyperscatties served every day, hot and fresh from Ada's rippling leathery horse nuts!
>>148762591
There really isn't. Once in awhile you'll meet someone mature without any mental disease, but collectively the rest always breed drama.
>>148762973
I thought you said you liked a few other people in your static a lot. Why are you flip flopping?
>tfw getting tempted to git gud and join another static
>tfw you know you hate raiding on a schedule for more than an hour a day, 2+ days a week
Hmm.
;_;
>>148762703
>shyv
noty
>>148763228
time can change everything
i trust one person pretty much period
in the entire world
irl or online
i enjoyed raiding with the meme team more than i've enjoyed raiding maybe ever in this game and i don't dislike anyone particularly but i don't trust anyone at all, in or outside of the team
>>148763072
ok im not sure if i want to join anymoretbqh im just scared i will have to have to talk to anybody when i join
Tell me, are the 12 real gods or are they aspects of Hydalen and Zodiark?
>>148761067
Do you want to make one together?
>>148763549
They're Primals.
>>148763141
There's always a catch. Just differs on how long it takes you to find it.
>>148762612
There are other groups on Excalibur but they aren't purely 4chan groups.
>>148763317
>git gud
>10-15 pulls a week
You gonna join the NBA by playing with your balls a few times a day too?
>>148763649
>>148762803
>chrisg gets his championship
>random naked black man shows up
>immediately arrested
Evo is great this year.
R8
>>148763820
Yeah that's the plan, stan.
:3
>>148763894
hey i'm gonna dump my balls into you next time i see you if you went back to that cat
>>148763915
Did Androna Taylor and Shyv have a kid?
>>148763915
awful
>>148763998
Shyv hates polygamy anon.
>>148763538
>i trust one person
>i don't trust anyone at all
post cute lalas pleasepls
>>148763915
Pretty cool. I like the serious look on her face.
Why did Proci kill his static?
>>148764326
Okay!
:3
>>148763994
I'm cat, yeah.
Butstop erp.
>>148764326
>>148764326
>>148764395
He's reforming Ayy team.
>>148764664
>tfw egyptc@ used to be a slut but now they reject all erp
>>148764842
He already tried that and it didn't work LOL
>>148764326
I don't know if I count, though.
what else cna i do to level other spam vault already did my beast tribes
>>148764326
I quit right around the time I hit 50, and started running crystal tower for darklight gear and started atma farming for the weapon. If I resub is there content that'd last me a very long time? I tried playing again about a year ago but the community was just completely dead and the entire city was silent besides bot shouts.
>>148764861
>he doesn't know what their fetish is
Poor beta.
>ywn fist abe
>>148764943
noL.P.you're a hideous deformed monster
>>148764921
Meme teme didn't even have any original Ayy team members. Proci himself included.
>>148764943
Why do you have a tail?
>>148765238
S-shit, I've been found out.
>>148765231
fisting is gross
Good afternoon, /xivg/.
>>148764861
I dressed like a slut, but I never got around to being one.
>>148765519
Fisting is hot.
I wish someone would fist me.
>>148765445
that's his weapon
>>148765561{/pet}
>ywn suckle bnhakas max bust titties
>>148765445
It's my sword.
My big curved magic sword.
>>148765561
lets fuck
>>148763915
>fatlips
aieeee
>>148765741
ily
>ywn have a cute asian bf for bp
wtf why even live
>>148764294
i don't trust anyone but that one person
you niggas are mad anal lol
>>148765917
T-thanks, whoever you are.
>static leader gf breaks up with me and goes with someone she met a week ago
>no raid this week because she wants space
>no raid next week because 2 members are going on vacation
we've already been having problems, and i think this is it.
its over boys. rip static
>>148765083
i guess you could try xfering to a more popular server? wouldnt suggest joining a static though, you wouldnt get very far, and it'd be very hard to find a decent group this late into the patch.
Anyone want to ERP for gil?
What are you doing while waiting for Deep Dungeons?
>>148766235
where the fuck you at kiddo?
Who wants to be my mentor?
>>148766240
I want to fuck the cat on the left.
>>148766240
I would let this catboy fuck me
>>148766235
race?
>>148766365
why are aura so disgusting?
>>148766240
But there's already deep dungeons, in fact I'm in one right now!
>>148766365
Server?
>>148765561
Hello, fellow punch wizard.
>>148765591
Face only, and the can openers stay on.
>>148766681
Behemoth.
I met this really beautiful young woman... With white hair...
Before she showed up I felt like I was living underwater. No matter how many friends I made, even before I left DRAKN, it was as if I was in a dream...
After that everything was a lot more real. I didn't feel like I was all alone anymore...
>>148766856
Best of luck!
>>148767052
Thanks;-;
>>148766506
Too bad I don't put out.
>>148767002
Is this autism?
>>148766240
Letting my sub run out.
>It's not even that Americans are worse players. It's more because Americans never work together.
I'v>e seen it first hand. Japanese players always work together and always share new tech with each other and always try to help each other. The Japanese never pull the "too hollywood for you" shit American top players do.
>For example at Final Round this year all I saw were all the Japanese players grouped together, taking phone video of notable players in pools and then they huddle together in corners and watch all the video they took.
>They go up to hotel rooms and practice together when the floor is too full.
>They don't make sekret top player discords and they don't try to discredit people that aren't top players just because of pride or whatever. They don't act too hollywood to play people in casuals when set ups are open.
>This shit happens at every major too. You see the Americans segregated and the Japanese teaming up.
mfw FGC commentary describes the american XIV community perfectly
>>148767248
its love
so yeah, i guess
> When you see a shitty Au Ra that makes you want to change to the race so you can balance out the aesthetics.
>>148767272
D E V I L I S H
Chef Tonberry teaches us how to make french fries today
>148767368
this is bait
>>148766627
You take that back
Au Ra can be pretty qt
>>148766240
i lost all my friends on balmung so i wont be able to do it
Fuck
>>148767335
Minorities ruined FGC with sexism, shit talk, and money matches. Along with silly area code pride. Black people consider it a valid tactic to "mad dog" people during a match. I had a gun pulled on me at a local Tekken 6 practice session.
Is there anyone on Balmung who isn't a massive ERPing degenerate?
>>148767625
Make new friends, friend.
>>148767590
Please go up my ass
>>148763825
Is that a no? If anything, we could try and find a house for the FC as well.
>>148767368
you're both hideous ig and irl with ugly souls
>>148767368
Do you still suck penis?
I've been considering subscribing again, but I doubt anyone would even notice I'd be back. Not an ebin, nobody left playing actively on my friendslist. It's honestly kind of depressing to think about.
>>148767590
Ok I admit that one is ok.
>>148767712
Yes? What a stupid fucking question
>>148767590
hey
want a fresh load dumped in you?
>>148767712
No. What a stupid fucking question
>>148767971
>>148767816
>taking the bait
oh wait, you're moof so you're going to do it anyway
>>148767625
Do it by yourself, you dingus.
>>148767979
Make new friends anon, join a new active fc and try to branch out
>>148767712
yes message us, kiki morgenstern and meria athera, we can eat cakes and drink almond milk :>
>>148767816
My soul has been cleansed. I am not how I was before.
>>148767971
I made a neat contraption of a vacuum attached to the rear of a fleshlight.
>>148768358
i don't play mmos to play by myself tho
>>148760761
aye whats good me too
>>148767726
>>148768167
I don't know how to respond to this. Hello.
>>148768043
Thanks!
Any leatherworkers on Balmung free to throw a hat together for me? I've got the mats and stuff, I just don't have the level.
High House Cloche, in particular.
>>148768413
People like you don't change.
>>148768413
what even
>>148768484
ah right, we know the answer already
I'll see you soon
>>148768413
by that you mean you stopped popping estrogen by the bottle, right
>>148768397
Grrr grr i'm real I'm a big anonymous meanie on 4chan look how real I am grrr I'm keepin' it real like my fellow n words I'm so tough and uncaring on the internet Grr GRRR don't mess with me or I'll shitpost about how "cultivated" it is to be nice to people grr grr I'm not faking at all I'm a real meanie GRR GRR GRR
>>148768561
See you anon, can't wait.
>>148768501
Yeah, post your name and I can do it.
>>148768456
There's probably people who would play with you.
>>148768627
Anon, are you okay?
>>148768501
come meet Ssi Bal at the bench, i can craft that for you
do you guys wan't lewd imgurs?
>>148768708Lohillus Pan'Umbraplease no bully, and thanks in advance, mate.
>>148768359
I don't really know how. It's like there's something about this game that makes me socially retarded. I've been in plenty of guilds in other games, been officer in a few, but in XIV? I find a FC that seems okay, and then just... seize up. It's like all the drama I've seen around has made me gun shy.
>>148768935
Give me your hot load, Crimsonskull!
>>148768413
If I understand this correctly you don't plan to fish for subs in the general?
And the whole findom thing is over or?
>>148768935
No, fuck off
>>148768506
Change must be forced.
>>148768552
Hi Ipecac.
>>148768607
No. I mean I stopped doing things that I did before that impacted others around me negatively.
>>148769086
Something to that effect, yes.
>>148768935
Sure, slut.
>>148769142
when are you and iri going to do the findom fusion dance
>>148768935
If it aint bara tiddies, then no
>>148769142
That's good
Hopefully it will last this time
>>148768935
Whose are we talking about here?
>still no Ishgardian housing of any kind or any word of when it will be released
>>148769413
Literally apartments in 3.4
>>148769142
Are you going to try to repent for what you did, or just pretend it never happened?
>>148769336
>>148769192
>>148769086
>>148769029 crimsonskull?
anyways fuck it.
http://imgur.com/a/qaWtm
reminder
>>148769487
How many more months till 3.4 then? Is a fucking leveling dungeon supposed to tide us over until then?
>>148769628
-_-
>>148769487
Like, instances that work like inn rooms, but personal, furnishable, etc.?
Does that mean anyone can get an apartment, or will there be arbitrary limits?
>>148769628
>tfw even selzh got to pump megu
y life
>>148766601
Giraffe.
>>148769628
You should find some better looking partners next time.
>>148769487
Source.
>1 shaft
>0 springs
>0 pedals
>1 lens
>7 cranks
wtf
>>148769896
that's not megu.
>>148769946
good luck getting poopy with anyone else.
>>148768708
Thanks again, cap'n.
>>148769628
>>148770061
Please kill yourself k thx
>>148769854
They haven't said much. I would expect something a bit bigger than a personal chamber, maybe a porch or something to give you gardening opportunities. I would also guess that there will be public stables for apartment tenants.
>>148769628
That was pretty lifeless and uninspired.
>>148770109
filter him ;)
>>148769267
Never. I am retired and simply passing on the torch. I need rest.
>>148769332
It will.
>>148769595
I remain aware of all the things I did to people, but there's nothing I can do to take that back.
Sometimes you just have to drive on.
>>148769413
When they add up more housing features.
Right now i only use house to quickly access retainers, market board (my house is next to one), aesthetician and manage FC airships every 3 days.
Otherwise housing is pointless.
>>148770086
Anytime, little buddy.
>>148768482
What you did was foul, anti-social and sociopathic behaviour. You got your kicks out of harassing the entire alliance. Downplaying it is a defense mechanism.
Then again people are saying you're prone to epic 4channing it up in game.
>>148770313
w/e dude stay mad
>>148769694
i fucking hate meria. so does everyone else.
>>148770086
>cap'n
Subligar?
>>148770313
wow shut the fuck up, how do you get this mad over someone crossclassing provoke in easy as fuck content
>>148770313
Both shana and bm have tattoos on their mugs. It's a shitmark of a venomous person
>>148769267
>findom
What even is this. Finnish domination?
>it's "everyone who has ever posted a picture of their character is a sociopath" hour
Count me in!
>>148770706
financial domination
reminder
>>148770109
nigger you don't even play the game. now why not barge off before i get poopy with you again.
>>148770412
feel bad for godspeed desu
>>148770746
Oh, prostitution.
>>148768413
>i've changed
Lol
>>148770725
Nah you don't even know what it is about. You're just legit tripolar and your own fc didn't want you in.
Initiating supplementary session.
The sins of the past shall never be forgotten.
>>148770946
Basically, yes.
>>148770946
Without the expectation of receiving sex in return, basically giving money to someone on demand.
>>148770453
Is that a friend of yours or a reference or something?
prepare to be eliminated !!
>>148770908
What are you going to do? Send me erp shit when I'm away on discord? :^)
>>148770946
Not really
>>148771019
>sociopath detected
>>148771195
Prepare to be married.
>>148771062
thank for lesson
>>148770412
>>148770910
shut the fuck up
>>148768482
Ya and you pop tank lb during adds :^)
>>148771201
Prostitution minus the sex. Might as well be. Anyone who has been "findommed" should shoot themselves in the head.
>>148771330
but im already eb'd anon
>tfw already had it filtered
>/(第|母|в)/i
>>148771192
No, I just recalled seeing someone named "Captain Subligar", and thought hey, might be him.
I blame a lack of coffee.
>>148771559
You can't stop it.
What's this guy's deal?
>>148771006
Laugh as you will.
>>148771747
Ah, s'alright, I just have shitty talking habits. I get told off about them by a friend of mine fairly often.
>>148771870
B-Rank, do not engage, you will get shitter shattered. At level 50 you get a mission thing to kill one of them for 100 of one of the currencies, but for now it's just a hazard you should avoid AoEing.
>>148770412
please do not talk like that about my wife
Is there a few anons in /feg/ that single handedly make the fanbase so untolerable for you?
I stopped visiting /feg/ until just now after I got tired of Awakening, and bought Fates just a while ago, so I was just wondering if those kind of people still exist.
IIRC Lucinafags and tharjafags were so obnoxious back then.
Do they exist in Fates too?
yes I know it's a repost
>tfw starting keto
>tfw can eat all the salami, cheese, and various nuts i want
>tfw they're my among my favourite foods
Anyone on Balmung want to try Nidhogg ex with me?
:3
>finished Fates Birthright and Fates Conquest
>dropped Revelations because it's so bad
>started SMTIV
>now want to go back to Fates because SMTIV is a borefest.
Feels bad man.
>>148772410
>Salami, nuts and cheese
What are you tryingto say?
>>148771802
yes I can....
Which maid would you marry?
This air's so thick, I could cut it for 99999 damage . . .
WELL DRESSED CATS
>>148772618
Nothing sexual.
I just love those foods.
:3
>tfw can't even beat Prologues
>hard class
>Ch.4
>Rinkah misses a 94% which allows a Faceless to kill Kaze on a 25%
>Ch. 5
>Wyrmslayers 1 shot Kamui
Why do I play this game? It literally is just baiting them outside their line of sitght and hope rng doesnt fuck you in the ass. It's like IS really wants to tell newcomers to fuck off. This isn't fun at all
>>148771887
lets change you out of those pants and get to work then
>>148772628
No, nothing will stop my love.
Who got to fuck Elise?
>>148772668
You lookin' to get cut?
>iri went from vjamal shitflinging to vjera's best friend in a day
>brahms is back to thirsting
>abe only posts when vjera is away
>shirou is the only one who managed to keep his spine in place
funny how vjera makes you realize the true character of a person
>>148772410
>tfw been on keto for months, it's my favourite dietI'm actually eating a caloric surplus(and going to the gym a lot) to build muscle, I just really like the keto diet and feel like it's great for my health and I get to eat my favourite sorts of food all the time
>>148744093
Let's go full Pokemon Breeding next game. See how people react to it.
>>148744196
It's funny, the generics don't look so generic anymore, most look like actual characters, hell Rally Man and Kinshi Knight look like brother and sister.
If this keeps going on, next thing you know Generics might have variations, like you could see a green haired Sky Knight or a pink haired Sky Knight.
>>148772896
Good on you, friend! How long have you been keeping your diet up?
:3
Reminder that "chemo" manually posts all this shit
>>148772879
Where is your cape, imposter?
>>148773023
What the fuck is this?
>>148772892
abe is literally one of the scummiest faggots who post here
>>148772872
>saving thumbnails
>>148772789
No.
>>148772892
I have seen him once in-game.
He has a girlfriend and a apparent happy, stable life.
I've no need to reintroduce myself into that. I'm too poisonous.
And, Iri and I go way back before Iri was even known by that name.
I have few abilities worth getting I guess, mostly for Charlotte. I'd very much like the nightcap accessory
>>148772793
i need an adult
>>148773119
chemo dipping into /feg/ again
>>148750902
I know Panne references to what could be Laguz, I think it was just a reference. I don't think Taguel work the same way as Laguz.
Or maybe they evolved from the Tellius age since Awakening takes place after, and they can still keep their ability even if mixed with human blood.
>>148772892
i barely post as it is
you're grasping terribly hard
>>148773117
I've been found out as a fake!
>>148773147
gonna be interesting how that plays out since he's buddies with irii suspect he'll be grovelling at the big v's feet in no time
>>148773205
are you gonna help iri finally get velvet to off himself?
>>148773069
About three months now. Haven't actually gained any weight, but there's a clear increase in definition.
>>148756342
Most shit in that chapter was full on chance on Hard or higher. I swear the only reason why I kept repeating it over and over again was because of some bullshit 30% hit landing, or a bullshit 4% crit landing, or my 95-98% hit missing.
Because essentially you have to be almost perfect in that chapter. My opinion, of course.
This is your retainer tonight.
>>148773407
ill tell you how it plays out because abe is a bipolar faggot. he will turn on iri and start being super passive aggressive towards her. he already hates vjera after she dropped the drama bomb on him being a lonely faggot who gets upset when people exclude him from dota matches so abe will just be abe, a massive fucking faggot.
all me aika "colin the chemo" tsunderie
Out of curiosity, how did all the retainers get their jobs?
>Saizo and Kageo have a family history of serving
>Azama was picked up to try to beat some responsibility into him or something
>Setsuna was ???
>Hinata and Oboro were ???
>Hana was childhood friend
>Tsubaki was ???
>Peri got picked up after doing well in a tournament
>Camilla just had a ladyboner for strong girls like Beruka
>Leo took pity on Niles
>Effie was childhood friend
>Arthur was ???
>Lazwald, Odin, and Selena got super special snowflake fast-passes from Anankos
>>148773407
Velvet is my friend, no.
>>148773805
Setsuna was from a noble house and good with a bow so that explains a lot.
Same with Tsubaki, I think.
Azama saved hinoka so she was so impressed she hired him as a retainer.
Oboro and Takumi probably clicked with their Nohrian Scum outlook in life at first glance.
>>148773407
it already happened my man
>>148773714
retarded post
Why didn't any else post any imgurs?
>>148773714
Wow, three faggots in one post.
>>148773376
It's okay, fellow Odin believers are always welcome.
And one day it will be your time to shine.
>>148773868
>friend
>in an FC dedicated to making fun of him
or is this like a shadow thing where you backstab velvet and kill him
that's cool too
>>148773961
Wio Zawuba!
Post your Doris!
>>148773943
I posted mine already some time ago. It wasn't well received.
>>148773714
>someone gets upset at being excluded from things
Wow, hot drama here on the xiv general. *yawn*
>>148773276
I am an adult.
>>148774153
i need another.....
>>148751186
>>148751186
Asking once again. Will any one be kind enough to post the image of Conquest Tier List, please?
>>148773943
http://imgur.com/a/jc6NG
http://imgur.com/a/jYw7R
>>148773961
Even Lalas?
>>148774257
>S
Camilla
Xander
Corrin
Azura
>A
Niles
Silas
Jakob 1
Felicia 1
Gunter
Elise
>B
Selena
Beruka
Leo
Kaze
Effie
Arthur
Peri
Flora
>C
Felicia 2
Keaton
Charlotte
Izana
Shura
Benny
>D
Jakob 2
Nyx
Mozu
Laslow
Odin
Nyx could potentially rise, Benny might drop.
>>148774297
l-lewd!
>>148774297
kill yourself autumn
>>148774020
uh it actually means 'o ok', you racist
Abe is a nice person leave him alone.
>>148762614
It's fine, It just seems like that image just disappeared.
>>148762768
>making midori
That is when it becomes a bad idea. Puppeteer Midoriko is pretty good, definitely switch.
>>148763029
Y-you too
>>148774297
Now can we get some good looking ones?
>>148774534
i'm a big boy
and also not a nice person
>>148754993
>>148752645
HAHAHA
I DID IT
FIRST TRY
I'm so fucking good at this game.
And I also got lucky that Xander hit him with a 65% chance for 26 damage. Then I attacked him with my Corrin for the rest of his HP. I would have had to redo the whole chapter if either one of the two missed.
>>148774619
yeah you really are a fucking manchild faggot
>>148774742
how did i hurt u
>>148774421
i do not want a banana
Does anyone here like au ra...
>>148756206
The whole writing in Conquest and Birthright is shilling for the other route and Revelations.
>but what if you DIDN'T have to kill them????
>Gee, I wonder what could have been if Leo/Takumi didn't want to kill me
>Oh no, what would have happened if [character] was on my side??
There is no excuse for this garbage.
>>148774794
selfie spam and "im gay XD"
>>148772892
like jamal said >>148773205 we've been talking for a long ass time now.
none of this post is true.
>>148773714
this also won't happen. sorry, but there's no drama to be had here.
>>148774619
Sounds like you cucked him and killed his family with how he's acting
>>148774337
As long as they believe in the iron-cutting sword.
>>148774797
i bet you aren't even a xaela, fuck off
>Chemo so desperate to be relevant again he's back to resorting to cross-spamming /feg/
poopnose cat!
poopnose cat!
poopnose cat is into scat!
>>148774927
damn
i've done a lot of atrocious things in my lifetime but i was blind to my most heinous of crimes
you have opened my eyes, thank you
>>148774836
kinda
are the early areas always this dead (behemoth)? I'm seeing maybe 3 people every 30 minutes...
>iri is a nice person!
>iri won't back stab people
nice job Balmung
>>148775134
kill yourself
>>148774619
How do you feel about Shana posting while not even being subbed to the game?
>>148775126
i love scat!
>>148775226
Barely anyone is in the ARR zones unless they're doing dailies, FATEs, or if there's an A or S-rank hunt up.
>>148775124
>>148767030
Aether10
Luna9
Sol8
Ignis7
Rend Heaven6
Astra5
Dragon Fang4
Lethality3
Vengeance2
youforgot1
>>148775118
did... someone say peanut butter?
>>148775254
Why do you keep posting this and saying it's backstabbing, when it's clearly someone frontstabbing? Do you understand what that word means? How dense can you even be?
The post explicitly states how much they hate hugboxing and niceness, and somehow you read it as the opposite?
>>148774836
They're okay
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFatVn1hP3o
>>148774976
r u gonna get vjera to kill the gorilla
>>148775324
shana isn't subbed anymore?
i mean uh, of course
haha, the "femboy" is eliminated just as planned.
>>148775134
Getting into grownman drama and throwing tantrums over raid content to the point of where people are sick to death of you isn't like robbing a bank or making a bomb. The only crime you've commited was wasting oxygen by living off government disability to "hug and fug" other grown men online.
>iri orbiters crawling out of the woodwork
>>148775358
stop that
>>148775384
>coil will never lick peanut butter from between your toes
>>148760618
wat pants is that
>>148775528
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
>>148775124
Aether 10 (10/10 best skill ever 10)
Ignis 7 (great but needs a good secondary stat to utilize well)
Luna 9 (high proc rate, easy to acquire, huge damage boost, scales well, all around one of the best skills)
Sol 7 (makes for great self sufficiency)
Astra 7 (proc rate too low to rate it higher)
Rend Heaven 6 (shit on magic users, good on physical users)
Dragon Fang 6 (ignis but bad)
Lethality 5 (it often doesn't matter if it procs)
Vengeance 3 (it's good on the units that have to go through a lot of effort of getting it)
>>148775395
Iri has been attempting to poach from Meme Teme since its inception and purposefully spread misinformation around to cause disarray so the group would break up.
>>148775384
gross
peanuts are GROSS
>>148775495
the gorilla is too deluded to kill itself, sadly. it thinks it's a real womyn, not a mentally ill boy. we can't all be gifted with self awareness.
so zayev is confirmed to be the meria shitposter?
>>148775182
Kinda...? What about xaelas...
>>148775410
Just okay...
>>148774836
no...
Felicia is the cutest! Stroking her soft hair! Kissing her cheek! Holding her hand! Going everywhere together! Falling asleep in each others arms! She means everything to me! She is all i could ever want! I love Felicia!
>>148775869
Pretty sure she only wanted B'nhaka, friendo !
>>148775895
like
can u not
>>148775446
I probably should request 'xth for summer', rather than just be so distracted by such a fun song.
xth for summer
>>148775895
so who is flip flopping on velvet first?
you or vjera?
>>148775586
*don't* get me angry
>>148775880
prrriimaaal PUNCH
>>148775765
meme city tank pants
How do you make friends in this game?
I've been playing for months now and I haven't managed to make a single friend yet. I even joined a few FCs but they were all either full of people who wouldn't talk to anyone outside their clique or people who straight up didn't talk at all.
Barely anyone talks in DF either and all my PF experiences have been horrible.
Are high mythrite ingots a specialist recipe?
>>148776051
What would you do if Felicia challenged you to a ticklefight Feliciaanon?
>>148775528
hahahahaha
>>148775410
post more liz
>>148775523
that doesn't look like a celebration face
>>148775324
I'm actually guffy, fooled you all
>>148774836
only face 3s, any other is just no good, you know?
>>148775930
I'm strictly against Lizard discrimination, Xaela and Raen are fairly equal.
>>148776062
Kumfi, Naka, F'telor.
>>148776062
lol
>>148775528
i dont throw tantrums over raid content, literally everyone i've raided with enjoys my company for multiple reasons
i also dont rly do grown man shit very often
dont get autism bux either
this is a pretty bad post
>>148776252
are u angry u couldn't hold a static together, anon? u seem like it
>>148776220
do u mind
>>148776217
I'd tickle her back! She'd laugh and laugh and cough and weeze and pant and beg me to stop in between ragged breaths with tears rolling down her face but I wouldn't! She'd then accidentally roll off the bed and bump her head on the bedside table! I'd laugh and move over to help her up but then realize she's not moving. I'd be alarmed and move over to help her up but feel something wet and hot on my hand and realize she is bleeding badly from the back of her head. I'd panic and start screaming her name before getting the presence of mind to call 911 for help. I'd urgently stay by her side as the paramedics arrived and get in the back of ambulance trying to stay calm as I hyperventilate. I'd pace in the waiting room for hours that seem to last years as I wait for any news while she is in the operating room. At long last the Doctor would emerge and brief me that she has suffered severe brain damage from the blow to her skull, which is fractured, and that she's been placed in a medically induced coma. I'd stay by her bed side for 3 days as test after test and brain scan after scan is done before the doctor finally tells me that she is a vegetable now and is very unlikely to ever wake up. He asks if I would like the feeding tube removed but I refuse because I'll never give up hope that she'll one day wake up and smile at me again. Our insurance won't cover her staying at the hospital anymore so I bring her home and lay her on the bed and every day I give her a sponge bath, clean her bed pan, and make sure she gets her nutrition through her feeding tube. Sometimes I like to tickle her feet and she twitches a little and I just know that it is proof that my precious lover is still in there somewhere, just waiting for me to be at her side when she wakes up.
She is my darling potato forever and ever.
>>148776227
>post more liz
I'd need to take screenshots to do that and that takes effort.
>>148776348
This is an Iri post.
>>148776072
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXSdXD-V3mc
>>148776328
oh wait no ayase doesnt enjoy my company because i shit on him for having a bad attitude
ok thats 1
>>148775528
perfect description of squid, except he doesnt play the game
>>148769772
Astra is 2,5 hits
Aether is 2 hits, and one of them has variable bonus damage. If the opponent has high enough defense, it will outdamage Astra.
Let's say you do 20 damage on a 30 def enemy.
Astra >50 damage
Luna > 35 damage
Aether >55 damage
I am terrible at Maths so I hope I didn't fuck anything up.
>>148776532
ok abe
Reminder that Ayase did nothing wrong and that Shyvana, Abe, and Suav are the drama-mongering shit heads
>>148776640
ok aldyet
>>148776613
don't throw out your back now brucie boy
>>148776495
>>148776072
>>148775446
Why the fuck are you talking to yourself, dude
Post theugliestcouples you've seen!
>>148774372
I kinda did actually.
But first I married Rinkah because she's fucking hot and I like her personality. Then I reloaded the save because her scene is garbage.
Same thing for Kagero, she's sexy as hell but doesn't actually love the avatar.
Then, Oboro gets a clutch as fuck crit on Camilla and continues to grow into an all around amazing unit. Her A-Rank support is also great. How could I not marry her?
>mfw she crits at the final boss while supporting me, helping me secure the KO
maid shoes give you ankle cuffs
pass it on
>>148776640
Ayase is a piece of garbage but Abe, Shyv and Suav are also faggots.
There's no right or wrong side.
>>148776734
par for the course for him/her
>>148776441
sry iri posts come with iris
>>148776231
ok mittens.post meria
Who cucked mafu?
>>148774974
>>148775340
Shes so good. By the end of every map I used her on her model is dirty as shit because of all the beatings shes shrugged off
>>148776495
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzeOWnnSNjg
I wouldn't mind a shuffle dance next, Yoshida.
How the hell is he gonna top Moogle Dance, or at least something of Gold Dance caliber.
>>148776640
>>148776698
>shit heads
ok ayase
>>148776271
This makes me wanna play Birthright again
Is the Hard endgame cheese the maps with Corrin and Ryoma because I only did lunatic and that was the only way to get past certain parts
Pros and cons about joining <Soft>?
What NA servers have a sizable but not enormous population like bal and gil?
>>148776227
There is no Guffy, and yet we are all Guffy.
>>148776868
is that fucking ocelot
POST the Balmung feet tier list.
Abe is the man that was cucked more than Squid. First by Ada, then by Read, then by P'roci, then by Liora, then by Vjera, he is currently being cucked by Megumi, who leads to Squid for a full circle.
>>148777252
pros
pretty active
cons
people like ika
depends on your view
theres a lot of people who will erp with you there, and are generally lewd
>>148777329
Bahaha I just noticed that.
>>148776640
>ayase did nothing wrong
yeah man
we all totally enjoyed raiding with a blm who required 100% catering to and spends 2 minutes literally shouting in voip because someone called him out for saying he's not moving out of his ley lines and it's not his fault if protean overlaps when he's on the opposite side of the room of where he should be
ayase did nothing wrong
>>148777393
>read, proci, liora, megu
lmao
>>148776868
????
>>148777252
Pro: FC buffs and a private room, people to do casual content with sometimes
Con: being in an FC with people from this thread
Could be either: people to ERP with
>>148777329
pedro is a boy of many talents
Floaty pom butt.
>>148777393
>>148777514
lmao, guys ;)
nuclear ;)
guys im nuclear ;)
>>148775895
Be nice.
hey GUYS :>>>
anyone wants to discuss BABY OIL or SQUIDS :///?
or maybe have me JOIN THE DISCORD and DRAG THE DRAMA INTO THE THREAD :>>>?
remember, I am A L W A Y S H E R E :///
ok dota time BYE :>>>
>tfw the poor GLD can't hold aggro in haukke manor
For you WAR mains out there, if I'm not having that much fun with marauder should I just stop or does the class start to pick up after level 30?
>>148777393
You forgot Noriko.
>>148777458
of course anyone would get mad raiding with you 4chan shitters
P.S. japs are gonna kick your ass once again. nobody on balmungamesh is getting a top 3 in 3.4.
>>148777741
Ah, how could I forget. It's a long list of gay boyfriends stolen from Abe.
>>148777573
Brown Lightning Butt, excellent
guffy a shit
>>148777458
>i dont throw tantrums over raiding
>i dont get involved in petty drama
please let your lung collapse again but this time die
>>148777535
>being in an FC with people from this thread
>>148777669
i don't play dota
>>148777973
i sure do get involved in petty drama you're putting words in my mouth now, i live to shitstir
i raid to have fun and i'm nothing but jokes when raiding
you've literally never raided with me and probably not run much of anything with me at all
tl;dr go fuck yourself
>>148777734
pretty much every job picks up post 30, if you really want to give them a fair shake you have to invest in them to at least 50, if not all the way to 60.
>>148778149
why would i even think about raiding with a fucking manchild like you? ive learned my lesson with raiding with fuckheads from vg, you're all mentally unstable.
you are cancer. kill yourself.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10772033
>>148778305
This.
Absolutely none of you are exceptional and most of you get carried hard by your groups.
Raiding off of Balmung/Gilgamesh and away from all of you was the best decision I've ever made.
>>148777445
>>148777535
That's doesn't sound half bad actually... is it pretty clique-y or is everyone pretty friendly towards each other?
>>148778305
lmfao
>>148777734
Haukke Manor is fucking horrid for PLD. They're the only tank class that doesn't get their threat stance at that level, instead getting a laughable excuse for a DPS stance. Meanwhile, DPS are starting to pump out real damage, and healers' healing aggro is through the roof.
>>148778305
>>148778451
Post your clears, and stop being so fucking mad on the internet this is getting obscene
>>148778613
You'll just say it's shit, Mr. 17th percentile.
Get fucked by JPs again.
>>148778395
Who fucking cares?I vote on another poll advertised in your shit poll and didn't vote in yours
>>148778740
not me
>>148778525 is me
>>148778515
can be clique-y at times, but most people will try to help out with anything you want to run
>>148778740
You're mad as fuck over avatar pictures dude, just post A8S clear
>>148778740
>ab.png
>it's the same chickenshit fag as always
who knew
>>148778925
>it's impossible to save images with their filenames
ok colin
go cam for paks again
>>148778740
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/49b875GRQm85dKYUkFneVw/
literally nobody cares except you
>>148777927
Oh, Selzh is guffy now too?
This thread would be 100% better if Balmung and Gilgamesh players were forced to go post in their own general.
98% of the drama in here is from shitters in those unstable as fuck servers
>>148779095
doggy bitch
>>148777202
>tfw hard-pressed to think of another summer-y song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zi_Gc3lQb0
Such an awesome soundtrack. I gotta get me some Persona 5.
This is still a summer-related topic!
>>148779095
Putt why are you so savage towards Abe just because he wouldn't date you?
It's been a long time, man. It's time to let go
>>148779095
>abe shitposting in full force and putt shows up
oh, found him
why tho?
>>148778515
If it follows the usual /vg/ mmo guild formula it will be quite clique-y when it comes to doing higher-end content, especially when it's current. But, you won't have any issues getting your daily/weekly shit done, or getting people to help you advance the MSQ or complete old shit if you're a newbie.
That's right ultrash. Swarm around to defend your Abe once again. Dance to my rhythm.
>>148779451
It's right there in the FC name, man.
>>148779095
>this mad
Jesus Christ, guy.
Consider suicide.
>>148779535
please fellate an entire truckload of lit fireworks
>>148779515
>clique-y when it comes to high end content
well to be fair the game straight up locks you out from loot if you bring players outside your regular group.
>>148779095
Shouldn't you be transferring servers because someone made fun of you for getting mad Proci wouldn't erp with you anymore?
>>148779324
Nah, what would truly salvage what's left of this general is authenticated retroactive thread IDs. Abe was be exposed for so much samefagging and keeping himself relevant that it would just be sad. Other personalities like Paks and Squid would crash and burn too, and anyone else would be safely filtered.
>>148779380
i find it hilarious how people are so quick to jump all over me for posting things when colin is probably one of the biggest anonymous shitposters here
i mean sure fine i make fun of people here all the time but i love how he thinks hes a lot better than me when we both post shit lol
>>148778170
Alright I'll just keep going then. I don't know if it's just the animations but it just feels so boring.
>>148778595
Yea I always feel bad, I can't even remember how I managed GLD tanking back then.
>>148779451
that's a cute lala tho
>>148779535
>>148779743
That's true for savage during a raid cycle, I was thinking more along the lines of ex primals and savage/coil stuff when it comes off lockout.
>>148779727
He literally can't
He's spent months on end shitposting about someone because Abe wouldn't be his boyfriend
They're also on Tonberry because people called him a retarded faggot when he was sperging about someone asking raid questions in a linkshell
He's bitter for life
>>148779778
>retroactive
How would this even work when 4chan prunes threads?
>>148779360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTa_t92E-k
Does anyone on Excalibur have an FC/want to create one or some such?
>>148779125
>>148779095
>tfw digging through archives for sweet Liora lewds
>it's just Putt going full chemo autism mode for 10 months straight
>>148779959
abe really isnt any better
trust me i know him from ultrash, hes really unbalanced and throws tantrums easily
>>148779728
aww looks like I hit a nerve
go rub on out over bnhaka's sweet feet for the third time today
Why does guffy still frequent xivg if he doesn't even play
Hon hon!
Baguette.
Je suis enceinte!
Hon hon hon~!
PLEASE post Lala that are more than just "cute"
>>148780161
I don't know Abe. Why don't you just ask him?
>>148760932
No one would care if either of you died
How long does it take to get into fishing? Leveled it up to 15, then to 28 from GC turn ins.
It's just so fucking boring.
>>148780089
>t. person not in ultrash
>>148780089
Give details
>>148780125
not really, i just want to talk about video games on this chinese basketweaving forum's video game subforum. go fuck off with your manufactured drama over hurt feelings.
>>148780161
Because he has no friends so he comes here for the attention he's been missing his whole life. He makes sure to reply to EVERY SINGLE post that even mentions him slightly.
>>148780089
Abe was the one who flooded /xivg/ Discord with fake thirsty skeleton Ippikli accounts for 2 hours.
>all these abe orbiters baited this hard
hahahahahahaha
>>148780125
>u will never see-saw your dick between those beautiful toes
Ultrash LS is SOOOOOOOOO lucky!
>>148780089
>been in ultrash since stratos made it and never seen abe throw a tantrum
>tfw missing out...
>>148777252
>Pros and cons about joining <Soft>?
Anon, you enjoy the lifestyle of bonobos?
>>148780254
>replying to a post from 3 hours ago
>>148780376
And spammed @'s in every channel and deleted them (before the ignore feature was added, Shanatard), as well as entered voice channels to scream into the mic when people were clearly using them to group in-game.
Putt is nice and getting an education.
post croissants!
>>148780529
Why would he ever throw a tantrum in an environment that isn't anonymous? He cares far too much about his 'image', the rush to reply to every disparaging post about him is enough evidence of that.
>>148780376
I remember this, mostly because it was 2 hours of Ippiki desperately trying to out Abe with no actual good reason for why it'd be Abe besides "he don't like me!"
If the GS fiasco wasn't over voice that would've probably been equally as sad
Please leave Abe-chan alone, she is cute...
>>148780693
it was a trying time for abe, he just got cucked by a black man pretending to be a tranny from transylvania, and was perpetually drunk and suicidal and crying to everyone
>>148780759
>>148780259
Anyone?
>>148780761
i reply to posts here when i feel like it
i suck bait up like mad but do you legitimately believe i'm an asshole on the regular and somehow still care too much about my image
i care a bit more about completely fabricated shitof course you dont believe that because you're just baiting me
post eclairs!
>>148780772
GS fiasco?
>>148781132
most of it isnt bait
you really are an asshole, even to people who have treated you nicely
>>148781258
>>148780042
You might wanna try again later when the thread's not in drama mode, friend.
>>148781385
twitch tv/bigbluesea/v/60958474
>watch a mosquito land on my arm
>it extends mouthparts, bites
>before it can start sucking any blood, it withdraws mouthparts again
>flies off, directly into the bug zapper
>expires with a sad little pop of electricity
I feel like I've become the true /xivg/ now. Not even bloodsuckers want me.
>>148781124
fishing only gets gayer the higher up you go
Do you have your very own desk lizard/cat?
>>148781459
sure am
and i'm pretty sure acknowledging things that arent wrong doesnt mean i'm "rushing to defend every disparaging post"
>>148781482
But it's always in drama mode.
>>148781064
>yfw holding those croissants
>>148781574
you are unwanted here and it's pathetic that you keep posting in spite of that.
>>148781459
Name and shame.
>>148781574
This is a pissypants post
Legend states that thousands of years ago a miqo'te tried to sniff the buff of a god, and the god, in his fury, scarred the miqo'te and all their offspring. And that's how we got poopnose cats
>>148781656
Shit, you're right. Are you looking for people to play with, or specifically an FC?
post ice cream sandwiches!
>>148781574
>hey guys! I'm here too!
Eat shit and die.
>>148781695
yeah nah
>>148781619
youd be a lot less depressed and have a lot less friction in your life if you stopped lashing out at people who dont do you wrong
>>148781823
Well, an FC house would be nice, but people to play with would be nice. I'm in two linkshells at the moment, but I'm not really close at all to the point I can do anything with them at all.
And I really want to find some people to run Deep Dungeon with as well.
>>148781495
Ippiki sounds like a fuckin dweeb lmao
>>148781910
>denied from FCs on your alt
>>148782050
Well I can't help you much in regards to an FC, but I'm about to do expert roulette and 60 roulette, so if you wanna tag along then feel free to whisper garris laurendeau.
>>148782337
>being a literal Raus and shitposting about your FC
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>148781910
Do you want to see the poll results? The results were hilarious. You aren't liked by anyone.
>>148781910
you're so fuckibg delusional it's crazy, I want dismiss your shit as shitposting but it's been going so long andnso consistent that it seems you actually convinced yourself somehow that people see you as anything but a really sad and obnoxious person
can you go back to spamming, at least I don't have to see those posts
>>148782629
Why are you even bringing this up here? Stupid asshole
Keep FC matters private.
>>148782467
>tfw no qt bf to pee in your butt
why live ;_;
>>148782865
ADA WILL INVITE ME BECAUSE WE'RE BESTIES :D
I'LL JOINEVEN THOUGH LITERALLY NOBODY ELSE WANTS ME THERE :D
>>148782885
megu..
>you aren't liked paks
>"nah"
>want proof?
>"cyberbullying! contacting the RCMP right now!"
>*sends keylogger*
>>148783151
Are you retarded? I've got 15+ plus friends in CC that I spend time with regularly. Let it go.
I can understand you make shake and quake in your boots when I'm on the lawn with someone but shitposting isn't the answer.
>>148782865
>>148782467
l m a o Aaron
The vote wasn't some super ultra secret inner council thing. It was put up for everyone. Werent you just posting the other week about how good of friends you and Ada are? Why dont you go make another autism awareness video.
Is it really too much to ask for people to be fucking competent at the game? I don't expect them to be gods at it, but at least have a pulse.
>>148783368
>15+ plus
>15 plus plus
>>148780583
As if you retards don't come back to see if someone replied to your posts, no matter what the time...
As if 3 hours is a lot for any non-dota/fps general.
How is life hanging, 2nd gen millennial? Better check your phone ASAP, someone just texted you 5 minutes ago. Good bye, loser no lifes lol
>>148783474
Yeah, I know. Why are you bringing it up? I literally posted a single image.
>>148783474
>Iri telling Paks to kill himself so much he gets this angry
>>148783368
>Are you retarded? I've got 15+ plus friends in CC that I spend time with regularly.
>public poll had around 30 participants
>Pretty much everyone but a handful voted against Paks
Just because they are on your friends list doesn't make them your friends. Just because you stalk people definitely does not make them your friend. I think you need to sit down and re-evaluate everything that you think you know.
>>148783650
what the fuck are you talking about you insane retard?
>>148781495
What a fucking greedy faggot.
>>148783773
I'm not going to defend myself in a public forum. The vote happened. It's over. Try moving on?
Milly shared the results with me. Everyone I asked to vote yes did, those I did not know or speak to voted no. It's done.
I don't complain about it and neither should you.
>>148782885
we out here mane pissing on bitches where they @
>>148783368
You are fully aware when somebody removes you from their friend list that it doesn't remove them from your own, correct?
>>148776894
have these instead
>>148783909
>you asked people to vote yes
Pathetic.
>>148783909
>im not going to defend myself
>makes an entire post to defend himself
>>148783962
Yes, he regularly removes/readds his entire friends list to find out who removes him.
>>148784017
>asked
Begged.
>>148783909
Whoever is posing as me, it isn't funny.
>>148783680
>"What can we do?"
>Please ban them for hurting my feelings because I can't really do anything about this!
>unironically playing on Balmung
>unironically being in an FC with this problem at all
You people do this to yourselves.
>>148783795
Just shut up and read it in Vegeta's voice.
>>148783928
Would you fuck off for Christ's sake?
>>148783479
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/297565-Players-Who-Don-t-pull-their-weight.
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/298113-Forcing-NA-Duty-Finder-to-be-better-we-need-a-grading-system.
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/297886-DPSing-as-a-healer
Considering the walls of text in those threads defending bad players, yes, it's too much to ask.
>>148783909
>begged people to vote yes
>still doesn't make
fucking kill yourself Aaron, call the RCMP, I don't give a fuk.
>>148783909
>Having to ask yes for votes
Nigga if you have to ask you aren't wanted...
>>148783909
that you even had a vote already speaks volumes, you know who else needs voting in? no one because no one else is as fucking obnoxious as you are
>>148783909
post poll results
someone post them
>>148767560
nice desu ne
>>148784490
Vjera would need a vote. Probably a few other people actually. Anyone involved in manipulative ERP drama.
Hey guys what's going on her-
Cya in an hour.
>>148784643
This has been going on for two threads straight
Send help
>>148784618
>implying V wouldn't cloak and dagger his way into an FC
>>148783680
>That image
Does this stupid fuck not know he can just log off if something is getting to him?
>>148784739
>meticulously removes/readds friendslist twice a week
>lives to ERP with other fat grown men
>drinks his own urine
>implying he pries himself away from the keyboard for any length of time
Jesus christ, people.
This isn't even high school level drama, this is just... sad.
>>148784739
he thinks others should cater to his feelings
>>148784618
ok congrats you're on same level as vjera as far as desirability to be anywhere near in game goes, proud of you
>>148784964
Why don't you just post the poll results if you have so many people who like you?
>>148783680
>comparing cyber bullying to cp
>>148784314
I fucking hate the community in this game. Hugbox communities and the people that cater to shitters need to die in a fire.
>>148784964
This is the xivg we want. Grown men talking behind other grown men's backs and acting like they're still in Junior High. You asked for this.
>>148785131
>poll results
>literal popularity contests
My 15 year old niece would find this whole thread pathetic. Seriously, people, you're supposed to be adults.
Why did Natsu try to join the new FC if he's in Saint?
>>148785404
Attention.
>>148785404
best buds and tons of friends are there! will get in no problem!
>begs people to vote em in
>Still loses 2 to one
>Continues to sit around the lawn
Pathetic
>>148785346
If 10 people wanted him inside the FC and 40 people wanted him outside of it who would you agree with?
You can't make 40 people unhappy. Majority rules.
>>148785346
She'd also realize how much of a fucking faggot you are.
>>148784724
Vjera is about as subtle as a torpedo to the forehead.
>>148785569
I'm not whoever you think I am, I'm just someone who's mostly been lurking in these threads.
And it's reached a new fucking low, man.
mewcat
hello?
:3
>>148785580
How come you didn't let your best friend Paks in
He's your best bud right
Best buddies!!
>>148785154
it could be worse
>JPs complaining about shitters in PSO2
>devs literally say JUST CARRY THEM :)
>>148780027
That's the spirit! I think. Not quite upbeat, maybe, but I can see this at a beach-side bar.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8lBrP6a9Tk
I-It mentions Jamaica!
>>148785715
>And it's reached a new fucking low, man.
This thread has always been full of your and everyone else's shit. Don't act like "It's horrible now compared to then!" when you've been doing this shit since day fucking one of these generals.
>>148785801
this one is bait
>>148785154
It isn't too bad but some people made me facepalm at their reasons. One of the worst was this one who doesn't want stuff like parses or duty ranks like there is on pvp because this isn't a competitive game. Once pressed on since life is competitive, not being competitive in a game is the most retarded concept i've ever heard too, he just replies with pic like it's something thats actually ok, "you don't understand" like playing bad is something to be understandable.
>>148785853
I'm telling you, I'm not one of the drama queens you think you're talking to. I'm just some nobody who wants the Final Fantasy XIV thread to be about Final Fantasy XIV.
>>148785750cute
>>148785750
why did you breakup with godspeed
WHEN BOTH DPS ARE NINJAS
Who
cucked
Mafu
>>148784618
Why am I in this.
>kills saint with ammonia
>Wants to drag his peepee all across the fresh FC
Not on my watch pissbaby
>>148786137
ty that made my day a little less bad
>>148786185
whats a godspeed
>>148786449
You're involved in bad things involving the Ultrash LS. You harmed people.
>watching afriendstream eggnog ex whilst eating salami~n and cheese and drinking a nice cold glass of water
This is nice.
:3
>>148786545
forgiver forever
>>148786295
>when the other ninja trick attacks immediately after you do
>>148784724
Vjera is in Iri's FC
>>148786526
Saint being full of harems and not inviting anyone else killed it. Ask any ex member. It's just futa mistresses and sluts now with a smidgen of normie.
>>148786560
>Involving Ultrash.
>Never been in Ultrash.
I guess.
>>148785841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74LXx0wSqMI
>>148786560
!ULTRASH ALARM!
!ULTRASH ALARM!
post smug mugs
>>148786607Spoilersbreak greentext, idiot.
Why you even spoiler'd it to begin with is anyone's guess.
>>148786295
>when its two ninjas, an ast that doesn't dps and a pldi'm the pld, im sorry, tell random healers to stop being terrible
>>148786737
what about the million times you shitposted there from brahms account
>>148786714
But all the futa mistresses joined soft?
>>148786835
I'm well aware,friend.
:3
>>148786560
The leader of the FC is in Ultras too, though.
>>148784008
>asks for qt pure meria
>get ugly sluts instead
Rilifae Esha'ntar has joined “findom fusion dance.”
>>148786714
Read's gaggle of grease runs the show
>>148786801
>>148785580
What's long, brown, and stinky? Ada's hyperscatties!
>>148786801
>>148786614
ohh. that was some while ago that we talked so I'm not sure why you would ask about it now and I was never sure we were completely "dating" or whatever but the reason I stopped talking to him for a while is a bit too personal to share, sorry.
>>148785834
>devs literally say JUST CARRY THEM :)
If Yoshi P ever said anything to that effect I would immediately unsub.
>>148786085
When 90%+ of randoms are absolute garbage, it's time for some serious soul searching. People like the one in your picture need to be told that when you are seriously under-performing to the point that you're not just wasting your own time but at least 3 others, you need to quit playing. Everyone is shit at some point, sure, but that doesn't mean the community should be actively encouraging it. This game literally has no end game content worth taking it slow and enjoying the run. When you slow a run down by doing 400 dps at level 60 and in 210+ gear, you deserve to have shit rained down on you. In all honesty, being absolute trash should be a legitimate reason to kick someone, because with the way current casual content is structured, being shit is equivalent to harassing the other people you're running with.Not ranting at you, just in general.
>>148786295
>when the NIN out-dpses the other dps
Do people still do diadem easy for gathering? I don't want to pay 100k for wind silk...
>>148780573
What is this from?
>>148787106
>not what the deuce
ONE JOB
>>148785580
When are you sitting on my face?
>>148786996
you made the voidshit cry, anon, how could you
>>148787195
Your best bet is asking friends to form a gathering party with you, sadly! If you're on Balmung I can help with that.
>>148787276
He'll give you your dose of pee pee and poo poos later Sayora Grownmanentine
>>148777445
What's wrong with ika
>>148787207
it's shinsekai yori where they are showing the destructive nature of good intentions
>vjera got into ultrash before i did
sigh
>>148787393
>What's wrong with a gay pedo?
>>148787461
More like showing overzealous efforts of controlling society. :^)
xth for cozy afternoons
>>148787207
>not recognizing one of the most overrated anime in the past few years
>>148787461
>they are showing the destructive nature of good intentions
U wot m8?
>>148787038
It's like a hotter version of sleek
>>148787557
both are right
>>148784008
>mittens likes face 3
good. i'll have youholding my handin no time.
>>148786907
I have never logged into Brahms account to shit-post in Ultrash. In fact the only time I ever spoke on his account was when I made his character into my cat and did a few T9s in DF.
And I didn't even speak in Ultrash, I spoke in their static LS to tell Mumu something.
>>148787334
Ah okay. I have something I need to do in about a half hour so now probably isn't the best time. What's your name I'll send you a tell though
>[18:46]You can now summon the puff of darkness minion.
>>148787165
>spoiler
It's cool, I agree.
>>148780573
>Comparing the worst part of shinsekai yori to xivg
Kind of fits, mainly when the gay guy throws a jealously fit.
>>148787537
grind me plz
>>148788017
ok
>>148788017
pst
>>148787753
Did you really join ultrash
>people who don't take themselves off busy when whispering someone with an inquiry about an item they're selling
>>148788126
There can only be one tranny in Ultrash... Battle Royale.
>>148788126
she didn't
>>148787656
>it's overrated because i didn't like it
>>148788187
>she
>>148787768
It'sMeria Athera.I'm not online at the moment but I'll probably be around later tonight!
>>148788126
>Stratos leaves like 3 days ago
>Immediately after Ultrash starts collapsing upon itself
The Bussy can't handle the burdens that The Toes could.
>>148788142
>their location is in a housing ward
>>148788179
with cheese
>>148788126
>>148782885
>>148787364
guys ;)
piss guys ;)
them piss and poo poo memes guys ;)
>>148783680
Kek, but for real... This guy has to be baiting. Nobody is that retarded, right?
>>148787753
Ok, it's time you get the fuck out of the thread and stop posting. Keep your drama and buddy issues at some other place.
>>148788313
OOK DOOK
You know the best part of the brimming heart is now?
It doesn't smell like piss now.
>>148788126
Vjera has more right to be in Ultrash than 90% of the members in it. She came from ZR, they didn't.
>>148788189
No, it's overrated because people think it's more than it is.
I liked it perfectly fine, I just don't believe the hype around it is justified.Nerd.
>>148788284
Look up their fc on search info and look up the fc house.
>>148788424
Ultrash is literally a linkshell Stratos made so his friends wouldn't have to talk in the Vidya LS all the time. It's been around since 2.2.
>>148788335
Who are you?
>>148764326
>cute
>lala
>>148788541
And this is relevant how.
>>148788284
And then you go look for them because they're fucking set to busy, AND THEN they question your price. AND THEN you clarify a second time the item you're selling, AND THEN THEY SAY "OH SORRY I MISREAD"
>>148788590
That's Nihao "I don't ERP" Fagheist
>>148788629
because Vjera is not one of those friends
>>148788335
Who even are you. Go away.
>>148788372"Me Gonna Ook You In the Dooker!
>>148788313
>OOK
This is the best tag
>>148788245
Ah okay, we've met but we're not on each others' friend lists. I'm not sure how long I'll be busy, I would guess 2-3 hours. I'll send you a tell or add you, I'mIxara Thorne
>>148788717
Oh, some loser I have blacklisted.
>>148788754
She's an Ultros transfer, which is what the LS was initially made for.
>>148788809
ok but we still dont want jamal
>>148788809
>she
>>148788907
I wish ppl would stop posting like this you're weird as heck dude
>>148788809
>she
Would you rather
>Be in a FC with verja
>Be in an FC with paks
Why
>>148788809
no it wasn't lmfao
I just made it for my friends on balmung and it was initially a lot of ultros alts when I first moved there
>tfw want meria in <soft>
>the erpers on the lawn probs scare her away
>>148786759
>"this looks cheesy I'm definitely not gonna like it"
>sounds good
>those ladies could have come to an obscure location to be abducted
>https://youtu.be/KM4I1dCgmnY?list=PLVDDl9QjMbTKH9_ldpS141l7glMuwJQUQ
>tfw you cried for the Jumi
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQbYjLtWmjU
>>148788945
How is that weird? No one wants vjera in ultrash, iri.
>>148789101
Vjera so I can give her my weekly welfare checks
>>148789101
How about an FC with none of you fucking mentally ill spergs.
>>148763991
what set is this? I'm drawing a blank.
>>148789115
nigga i was the second person to ever join and you openly said it was the ultros refugee linkshell yourself
dont lie to save face
>>148789101
Vjera
>why
she/he/it is already on my steam
>>148789210
You're talking like ultrash is some collective that had a board room meeting to decide who we want or not
>>148789263
that doesn't mean you need to be from ultros to have a right there what
it's almost like things can change over time because that linkshell is literally over 2 years old lol
>>148788756
did moof really pay for your funeral and casket?
>>148789101
vjera because the perpetual anger when you dont fall for her bullshit is a lot funnier than paks' autism
>>148789263
but V wasnt part of that certain wave oftransfers, he first transferred to gilgamesh anyway
>>148789249
Not a set, exactly.
It's the 180 DRG PvP armour, a Ramuh spear, I /think/ the 180 PvP gauntlets, expeditioner's pantalettes, and.. I don't even remember what footgear I was using. I changed it to the void ark drg foot eventually though.
>>148789210
i don't capitalise my i's, you've been struck by a garbo criminal
>>148789115
Put your trip back on Guffy.
What order works the best for leveling crafts to 60? Like weaver first to gear up other crafts, then weaponsmith to get tools and leatherworker to fill out the last missing gear?
And which craft is the best for red scrips, I've heard that culnarian is supposed to be real easy to do with a really cheap level 59 recipe?
>>148789517
cute
>>148789367
You don't need to get together to know someone isn't wanted. Shit, you aren't really wanted in ultrash either iri
>>148789468
>First transferred to Gilgamesh.
Incorrect.
>>148789517
>PvP Armour
damn... I really like the torsopiece too but I find pvp unfun in the extreme.
>Ultrash tearing itself apart from the inside out
Delicious. V never fails to tear a community apart and you people fall for it every single time.
>>148789654
Uh yes we love Iri.
>>148789789
what tearing
v isnt in ultrash and will never be in ultrash and thats that
>>148789901
>he doesn't know
Does anyone here like miqote...
>>148789575
with moogle tribes it really doesn't matter anymore since you can purchase okayish starter gear through them + free experience. if you have BTN at 50+, CUL would probably be the easiest since the marron glace recipe is cheap and easy to spit out enmasse for scrips. Muscle Memory, the 54 cul skill is pretty good. The other crafts require a lot more amassing or purchasing of materials so, assuming you are a new player or someone who doesn't have a huge supply, its a bigger hassle to get rolling.
AM I PRETTY NOW?
>>148789757
just do a few matches to get the seals
PvP armor no longer requires a certain PvP rank
Vjera is literally Galactus
Devoured Ultros
Devoured Gilgamesh
Devouring Balmung
Soon he will go to Excalibur to exact his revenge.
Fuck off already if you're not gonna talk about the game.
>>148790229
o..oh boy, time to go into pvp having never ever done it before.
>>148789789
SHE'S LITERALLY DOING NOTHINGSO FARTHO
her very presence is enough to make you fight among yourselves, like pretty much every time she's been doing something in game it's been with us in the fc, and you ppl lose your shit over VJERA'S EVIL PLANS. amazing
>>148790184
Not ones who're friends with that creep.
>>148790330
t. post not talking about the game
>>148790184
Will someone ever shove a sock into this miqote's mouth...
>>148790240
>Soon he will go to Excalibur to exact his revenge.
Like HELL he will. You guys keep your filth AWAY from Excalibur.
>>148790374
>she
>>148790240
Galactus doesn't do that anymore
>walk in
>see this
wat do?
:3
>>148790240
And do what exactly? Everyone who posts here from Excalibur doesn't get involved in petty Balmung tier drama.
>running around Falcon's Nest for MSQ
>Final Fantasy XIV has stopped responding
>launch again, select character
>Final Fantasy XIV has stopped responding
>same shit keeps happening
what the fuck just happened
>>148790184
>>148790384
elk is not a creep he's a cute boy
>>148790474
Do a 360 and walk away.
>Lots of the old guard leaving the game
>FCs merging together
It's a fresh start!
Now the only thing that can wreck it is if they bring people in who will start shit. No one would do that right?
>>148790330
>>148790405
Someone posted a Straw Poll about what the xaela language would be called. They were promptly told to fuck off because "no one cares" while people were arguing about off-topic shit.
>>148790474
force a fatbottle of fantasiainto her mouth
>>148790536
Remember that time Elk posted the same 10 screenshots of his female char and begged for cum tributes?
>>148790374
vjera isn't even a trans person
like not even in his head is he a trans person
why do you use she
>>148790405
>no u
You sure got me.
>>148790647
Doddspost
>>148790474
sondaughter stop slacking off you must work towards your goals.
>>148790585
A subtle implication you'd walk all over her, that's pretty hot.
>>148790474
compare zappy spears?
>>148790639
Hmm, good idea.
:3
>>148790648
>replying to a man pretending to be a girl wearing a wig
what did you expect
>>148790227
cute!
Someone buy me a dwarf rabbit I did maps all afternoon and it didn't drop
>>148790803
face 3
Who else takes pics of them hugging qt afk ebins? got anzu bnhaka and meria today
>>148790374
Keep your hugbox hating act up or are you faltering already?
>>148790852
Server?
>>148790647
speaking of, does anyone have a link to any of the tributes?
>>148790808
why do people think all trannies wear wigs, man? we don't. only AGP scum or nonpassing fetishists wear wigs and dresses, my dude.
>>148790915
I got mittens in a stranglehold, but I can't be arsed to go find it in my folders.
>>148790384
Elk is cool so...
>>148790431
Why...
>try to dps as healer
>someone eats shit while im locked in cleric
>get yelled at for letting them die
>stay out of cleric
>nobody does anything retarded
>get yelled at for doing no dps
>>148790494
Destroy the sandcat and the elf.
>>148790227
Nice hat, only need some new pants
>>148791034
Why...
>>148790962
Balmung, I was kidding though I don't want to feel beholden to anyone
>>148790374
>spends months talking shit about vjamal and making nigga feet, paypal and findom jokes
>jamal comes back
>suddenly best friends forever, >she did nothing wrong!!
Is there a full list of all the people Vjera has wronged
>>148791035
you were with a shit group
>>148791034
>Elk is cool
So long as you're nice to him. The second you stop he goes full asshole.
>>148791035
Keep DPS'ing, tell them to stop eating AEs.
>>148791135
i literally make them to her face constantly and make her talk like a black man to me and in return she calls me velvet. there's nothing two faced about that>like a
>>148791135
Are you really blaming them for believing in Vjera?I thought they succeeded with the suicide too. Sadly it was just another grab for attention.
>>148791034
Awenus...
>>148790676
>deflecting
>>148790536
Look at his "self-insert". He's probably a rapist judging by the way his character looks.
>>148791034
>Elk is cool
>>148791205
>So long as you're nice to him
What constitutes being "cool" in a mmo?
>>148791364
Kissing ass and bending to the will of others.
ERPing.
Being gay.
Being a fucking memelord.
Any or a combination of these.
>>148791135
>findom
stop
>>148791303
What...
>>148791115
Why what...
>>148791172
Rheia, Paks, Jaiba, Brahms, Velvet, Elk, Shirou, Abe, Shyvana, Sera, and probably some behind the scenes drama with other ebins
>>148791035
>dragoon eats shit
>doesn't use bloodbath
>doesn't use life surge
>doesn't use second wind
>"WHY DID I DIE??"
Don't bully elk please...
>>148791514
Why what why...
>>148791205
>So long as you're nice to him
you're telling me that once you start being a shithead to someone they'll start being a shithead back? breaking fucking news
>no xiv thread on /v/
>no xiv thread on /vg/
im out
>>148791514
I liked it...
>>148791582
>second wind off-class
Anon...
Bloodbath is also a liability in terms of damage taken.
Not using Life Surge is inexcusable, though, that shit can throw up boner inducing numbers.
>>148791509
But I am none and do none of those things, so that means I'm a total uncool loser?
>>148791172
>tfw Vjera was in my first Thordan normal clear
>>148791636
We are done here...
>>148791364
Wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket...
>>148791690
Really...? Wanna talk about it in a bit...?
>>148791874
>We are done here...
fuckin' bitch
>DRG
>Titan ex
>Pop all my cooldowns
>Limit break
>Everyone stacks weight of the land on me during the animation lock
Why?!
>>148792038
>using CDs for something that's not affected by buffs or cooldowns
Dragoons.
>>148791750
second wind is good
>>148791750
Why wouldn't you use second wind? What would you use instead of that?
is awena the worst y/n
>>148792256
You should use it, yes, but it's hardly gonna save your life unless you're using it as a MNK.
tfw your head is killing you
but on the bright side only 7 more wins until i get 2 mounts
>>148792430
Maybe
>>148791205
Elk is a retard who still holds grudges over shit that never even involved him from two years ago.
>>148792374
Fracture.
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/1763989/
What went right?
>>148792374
I would use the second wind, just saying it isn't all that great outside of MNK usage. I use it all the time, and usually get overhealed by a large amount right after.
>>148792038
>2016
>dying to even several stacks of WotL
>>148792572
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitou kummeeeees the boy himself
>>148792572
shitou
shitma
>>148792597
Spill the beans or fuck off with your vagueposting.
>>148792442
Second wind has saved my life as a BRD so many times it's kind of hilarious.
Hell, Sastasha Hard has so many healers that are too dumb to cleanse off the first boss' slime that I have the perfect timing down to squeeze a second wind in between the attack that reduces you to no health and the tick of damage that finishes you off.
>>148792430
.....why....
>>148792572
Add Vjera on steam, Shirou. She wants to talk to you.
>>148792572
>tfw you know that feelhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_headache
>>148792653
>tfw over 50 for me
If Malestrom can stop sucking asshole I'll be okay.
>tfw used to hang out in NEET fc house because it was comfy as fuck
>its gone forever
thanks fatshua
>>148792701
>Elk, Nori, Sugi & Moni together
what went so wrong....
>>148791750
>Bloodbath is also a liability in terms of damage taken.
I think you're confusing it with blood for blood. Bloodbath is the one that returns 25% of all damage dealt as HP. So with your average shitter doing 1000 dps give or take, it should be giving back 15000 hp in total.
>>148792832
Nori is a fucking psycho
>>148792618
How do you fit it in to the 60 rotation?
>>148792430
no one makes more off topic posts
y
>>148792903
That's a joke, you never use fracture as a dragoon
>>148792906
lol
>>148792906
okay vjera
remember that awena is the only one you will never touch
>>148792572
>mfw flames keep throwing
>>148792430
How can anyone be the worst when Paks is still roaming around?
>>148792864
Oh yeah, I was thinking Blood for Blood.
>>148793274
Didn't seem like that that last match. We were winning, then Maelstrom and Adders wised up.
Anyone on Levi (NA) need a FC?
Need a third member to start expanding our house and start doing airships.
>>148791090
sandcat and elf do not exist anymore so go away