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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

>Ana "Legacy" Comic
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/legacy
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how do we fix Defense heroes?
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Aww man 53 now as bastion only?

Im starting to think some of you dont know what your talking about.

>youll never hit 40
>youll never hit 50
>youll never get higher than 50

HAHAHAHAHAH you guys are fucking retards.
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i yelled at my team again
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Of all the characters in Overwatch, which is most likely to Physically abuse their spouse.

Pic related
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>Genji fag thinks he can ruin my asshole because im a squishy Zen
>Delete his ass

Embrace tranquility motherfucker.
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>>148687586
stop making them garbage
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>>148687661
Bastion isn't terrible. He has a niche. He's not someone you want to pick every game, and he's definitely not broken like newbie shitters believe.
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>>148687702
76
army vets are emotionally unstable
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>tfw made my way from 42 to 60 by playing all of the easy heroes even though i'm still a shitter at heart
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>>148687758
>hes not someone you want to pick every game.

Well it works for me lmao
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>>148687661
Are you stupid or something?

Bastion is only as good as the enemies are bad, any mildly coordinated team can always win vs bastion. Wait until you get to higher ranks kiddo, 53 is nothing special at all.
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hana song
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>>148687759
But Reinhardt, Ana, Torbjorn, and the lot of them went through the same experiences. His job was also probably a desk job the longer Overwatch was around.
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>comp Illios
>someone picks Lucio
>then changes to Zen
>then changes to Mercy
>then changes to Bastion
>then changes to Hanzo
>leaves after the first round is lost
Maybe he thought it was Quick Play. Faggot.
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>>148687764
Went from 46 to 57 playing only Mercy and Lucio.

Now I'm just kind of bored to play anymore, will there be any reward for high rank players?
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>>148687719

That's the point. Competitive PTR is like Quick Play on live.
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>>148687965
Reinhardt is legitimately insane though
he just channels it in a way that doesnt hurt his actual friends
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>>148687759
100 bucks 76 would beat his wife every night.
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i'm barely level 25 should i even bother with comp play yet? when is the season over?
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best genji skin coming through
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Design a Cossack character
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Ana release when?
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ylyl
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>>148688194
You should do your placements just for the participation rewards.
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>>148687764
that really depends on what you define as "good"
game sense and situational awareness are still two very important skills to have in overwatch
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>>148687759
76 takes out his frustration by doling out justice, which wouldn't be by beating an innocent woman.
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>>148688250
This or next week
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>>148688210
i want to MARRY genji and cook him dinner every night
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So.

How long and hard do you think Blizzard will support the game?

>Symmetra should be shooting beams out her cyborg hand's palm, not a gun.
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>>148688194
Like 2 months left

and yes, you rank up really fast in OW so you can begin at 30 and get to 70 in a few days if you win a lot, and it's a lot better than QP so you'll get much better playing to win rather than playing with 3 snipers per game
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>>148688194
18th august

play the 10 placement matches to get your sick spray and profile icon, the stuck with QP
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>>148688210
I am now bothered by the fact that the spirals do not face the same way on his bracers and robe.
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>>148688250
The devs said about 2 weeks in Ster's stream. That was a few days ago. They also said a new map is coming soon-ish but won't be released alongside Ana. It's an existing game mode. There are 3 other maps they're working on as well.
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>>148687828
you will hit a wall with it

but you can probably make him work till like 65 atleast if you are good with him
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Feel like you can't really progress in comp without a stack.


lame.
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What are those votes at the end of the matches for?

What happens when you get 5 or more votes?

Also, how do gold/silver/bronze medals work?
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>>148688384

blizzard pumps loads of support into heroes of the storm, even going so far as to throw piles of money at ESPN to give it airtime and pretend it's a real sport

I imagine they'll do at least the same for overwatch if not much more
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>>148688321
I legit had a Lucio on my team that spent about 80% of a match surving inside the well on Ilios.

We won.
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>>148688536
So start adding and using the prefer option when you get matched with people who don't suck.
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>>148688194
If you can tolerate ladder attitude its pretty good to play comp, even if you're not crazy serious about it. As long as you're genuinely trying, you'll be put in a bracket that suits you.


Quick play is absolute garbage now anyway. It's all either 5 or 6 hero stacks or teams people who drop after losing the first point.
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lorewise, is blizzard telling me that i'm supposed to feel sympathy for the omnics? because right now torb and zarya have the right idea.
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>>148688536
to what point? you can atleast make it to mid 70's easily if you are good
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>>148688558
look at this dog
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>>148688558
If you get a Gold medal it means you were #1 on your team for that category. Silver and Bronze mean what you think they do.
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>>148688558
They're just psychological validation. They don't actually get you anything.
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>>148688558
They mean nothing they're just to make you feel good or some shit, basically everyone votes for mercy every time

Medals are your score relevant to your team in rank 1-3, gold > silver > bronze > nothing
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>>148688384
It's a glove btw.
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Is there a better waifu than Mercy?
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>>148688629

it's like still being pissy at a modern day average japanese citizen for what happened in WW2

torb and zarya are basically angry racist grandparents who blame people for the sins of their fathers
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new to pc fps, how do i git gud and how do i practice gitting gud without being dead weight to the team
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>>148688531
>when you're experiencing tranquility but then remember your wife is probably cheating you at home
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>get nothing from loot boxes from level 22 to level 40
>buy a $10 pack
>get T. Racer from the first box

HMMMMMMMMMMM
That's cool though I like that skin
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>>148688743
>Russian Mercy
This isn't right
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>>148688842
if you cant aim play someone who doesnt need to aim
if you cant even play them then kill yourself
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>NapTime
>BreadExpert
>Bird
OW pros have got some of the lamest aliases out there

Whats with all the fucking animal names? Sure I get it if it's a cool animal but a fucking seagull?
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>>148688842
play quick play and just find a sensitivity setting that works well for you. Maybe play 76 or Pharah if your aim is garbage and want to improve with it.

This game is really forgiving with aim and hitboxes, even on hitscan.
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>>148688801
They're beliefs aren't rooted in baseless racism though. As Pharah's comic demonstrates, Omnics are susceptible to just having their entire programming and personality overwritten with a KILL ALL HUMANS one at the drop of a hat from external sources.
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>>148688321
i said this the other day but i'll say it again, this is the best reaper
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>>148688842
Mess around in quickplay doing whatever until you feel comfortable with the movement and stuff. Play vs the AI if you really suck and need to practice. You'll never learn to aim if you play someone who doesn't need to, you just have to be okay with sucking for a short amount of time. Really not a lot to learn for aiming in this game.
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>>148688801
>>148688629

Zarya is part of the newer generation and is younger than Pharah and Mercy, she was a little girl when the omnics first attacked. She's also fighting a war in Siberia that's called the second Omnic Crisis since that Omnium went rogue again. They killed everyone in her hometown. The main argument against omnics is that they could get hijacked by an AI or something and go killer robot mode.

They obviously want you to sympathize with certain omnics but the stance on them isn't black and white because of their programming going rogue as it has again in Siberia and apparently some other places we may not know about.
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>Shitter league KOTH
>Torbjorn
>Throw down a turret in a random clearing, totally undefended, non-strategic position, don't even stay behind to upgrade it
>Go to point and start distributing armor packs
>Eliminated: Tracer
>Eliminated: McCree
>Eliminated: Genji

Is there a comfier feeling?
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>>148688842
Turn your sensitivity down, like way down to 800 dpi somewhere near 10 sens in game, use your arm to turn rather than flicking your wrist, then aim with your wrist

Make sure you're getting high FPS like 90 if you have 60hz and 144+ if you have 144hz

play easy shit that doesn't need much aiming until you are comfortable like winston or reinhardt lucio etc

Rebind your keys to something that feels better for you, use a crosshair you like

Aim at where you think people will be not at the floor or too high, aim at like body/head heigh, position your crosshair where they will be coming from so you don't have to aim so much after you spot them

Then just play the game a lot
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Forget ana, Doomfist when?
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>>148689282
getting potg during molten core while you sit there hammering a spray against the wall the entire duration is pretty comfy.

It makes people angry as fuck.
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What does a hero truly need?
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>>148688994
Blue tits when?
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>>148689312
>800 dpi somewhere near 10 sens in game
that's still very high. with 800 dpi more like 4-7 sens

decent advice otherwise
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>>148688842
Overwatch is not about aiming so need to worry.
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I refuse to believe people have success playing zenyatta in any scenario

he dies to a stiff breeze and is slow as fucking molasses

you can't be anywhere near your team without dying to a junkrat bomb or pharah rocket not even aimed at you

I'm not even playing recklessly I'm doing my god damn best to stay within reasonable range of anyone I can safely orb

any good zenyattas I think I've seen must have been fever dream hallucinations
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>>148689312
if I can't run the game at more than 30~40 fps should I even bother trying to play characters that require good aiming? pls dont bully
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>>148689482
Go away Hanzo
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Is it ok if I'm only rank 37
please don't hurt me
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>>148688743
she's so fucking bland, plus makes stupid faces like she farts all the time
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>>148689449
RNG passives
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>>148689524
well at that low fps you will have tons of input lag and the mouse control will feel really sluggish

i'd rather play at like 1280x720 with 50% render scale than put up with that low fps
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>>148689549
lol faggot
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>>148683508
i can't be the only one who just fucking loves it when you can barely see the edge of girls rib-cage just below the tits leading into a flat belly
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>>148688801
>Giant Omnics are still actively attacking South Korea, which is why D.Va is who she is
>Zarya fought against Omnics herself as they were destroying her home

It's nothing like that.
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>>148689314
It could go either way between Soundquake or Doomfist next, definitely a tank.

I suspect Soundquake will be The Natasha so I'm excited to make flanking completely unfun for Tracer and Genji.

Doomfist I have no idea what they have in mind really. Balancing a primarily melee character in a ranged game is tough, as they said of Genji when he used a sword.
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>>148689620
thanks for all the advice man
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>>148689385
I always shotgun people during my Molten Cores but that does sound funny
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>>148689663
There were some very suggestive hints that Sombra would be next, in the Ana backstory video
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Do ults charge faster in Sudden Death?
Some fucking Zarya had two ults in the space of 2 minutes, never seen it charge that fast
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>>148689686
you want to have fps equal to your monitor hz or more in this game so that you don't get very noticeable input lag

if your fps drops below monitor hz it feels kinda like having vsync on
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>>148689754
My expression on the right
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>>148689754
pretty much that face. Spot on.
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>>148688716
>They mean nothing they're just to make you feel good or some shit, basically everyone votes for mercy every time

Everyone votes for Mercy because she probably did something useful. Despite what you may think, the team does not really pay attention to what you're doing as Genji, they're playing the game.
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>>148689754
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>>148689663
>Soundquake
???
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>>148689754

>"IT'S HIGH NOON"
>See Super Saiyan McCree waddle onto a balcony
>Hit him in the dome with an arrow
>"lol noob hanzo and his hitboxes"
>mfw
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>>148689754
>nanoboosted cowboy man tells the time in front of my entire team
FUCK
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so are any kills with hanzo's ricochet arrows basically pure luck
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I try hard not to tilt in this fucking shit game but when I tell Tracer to handle the Bastion and she ignores it and we lose the point because of it I don't know what else to do.
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>>148690056
Yea pretty much
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>>148690056
isn't everything about hanzo luck
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>>148687865
B B B B BUT YOU RETARDS SAID I COULDNT EVEN GET TO 50
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>>148690056
depends

if you shoot it at people's feet it's quite consistent at killing anything non-tank

they aren't random, if you stand exactly at point A and shoot exactly at point B the arrows will always bounce around the exact same way

so you could theoretically practice some good spams
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>>148689118
what the fuck
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>>148689886

if my healer gets a card and its for less than 30% of the team's damage taken he's not getting shit because that's god awful performance and means they probably did something like pocket someone half the patch
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>>148688376
I want to marry genji and cook him for dinner
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>>148690167
>>148690132
Is Hanzo the most universally hated pick?
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>>148689754
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>Stealth hero

Where were you when Overwatch died
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>>148690282

Either him or Widow.
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>>148690313
There is no stealth hero. And they said they would likely never add a stealth hero, because it only adds cancer gameplay.
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>>148690313

there's stealth in literally every other blizzard game on the market right now

you're a fool to think that trend won't continue
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>play comp
>enemy team has a Genji
>he gets a quadruple kill with his ult
>switch to Genji and make it my mission to deny him POTG
>get a quintuple kill and POTG
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>>148690282
Pretty much, I'm not sure why because his dragon is one of the most useful things even if you're bad you'll eventually get it and if you combo it with zarya it wins a game


I think widow is far worse of a pick personally and mcree is just as bad, but whatever
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>defense kings row
>someone picks hanzo
>probably has hot mic on because the next thing heard is a bong rip
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I need music to listen to.

Music to listen to while playing Mei.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRivqBxbHRs
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>Genji
>Hanzo
>Widowmaker

Why is this the holy trinity for shitty solo queue players?
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>>148690282
as 72 rank i get most triggered by mei in general and attack torbjörn

hanzo i don't really mind, many of the people who pick him at that level in ranked are quite competent with him

also seeing as there is almost always a zarya blackhole+dragon is easy teamwipes
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>>148689663
>The Natasha

eh?
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>>148690282
I hate mei far more
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what pic/video did smug french lady come from?
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>>148690282
Personally hate tracer and genji more.
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>>148690702
The Alive short
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>>148690653

The minigun from TF2 that slowed on hit.

Though, knowing Blizzard, they'll make the same mistake that Valve made and make the slow stack, so getting hit repeatedly makes you unable to move.
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>>148690702
Alive short
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>>148690789
Mei is already in the game, anon.
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Best Roadhog skin?
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>place 60
>play solo Q
>drop to 47
>have no friends that play on PC, only PS4 shitter Hanzo mains
>dont like talking to anyone on the mic

this is hell, isn't it?
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Have you ever clutched so hard you turned someone into reaper?
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why do pros only use tracer when there are 2 or more?
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>>148690789
>so getting hit repeatedly makes you unable to move
This mechanic gives me Vietnam-like flashbacks to my days of CSGO.
>had 2k hours in CSGO
>was LEM and had a several hundred dollars worth of skins
>quit the day Overwatch came out and sold my entire inventory
>never touched it again
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>>148690835

Sharkbait.

>When you kill someone with the hook's impact, you've just crushed their skull with a giant boat anchor.
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>>148690835
default

like every other hero
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>>148690820
Mei can't slow you from across the map :^)
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>>148690918
Because it creates some kind of a sensory overload. You can't keep track of them all and by the time you've driven one away, the others have all their shit back off cooldown and are raping your supports.
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shits gonna get poppin' when user-created content ever gets shoveled into this game
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How to Tracer? I feel like my damage kind of blows, and I'm crazy squishy but good enemy tracers can shatter the earth

I'm on console, if that makes a difference. I know it's pleb - PC busted at the moment
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>>148690516
genji is in top3 most played on almost every player in top50 on the leaderboard

the hero absolutely destroys in uncoordinated play if you're good with him
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Imagine Mercy's asshole.
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>>148691097
>I'm on console

LOL
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>>148690918
To force the game into overtime because the overtime mechanic is fucking trash

If there's tracers on 1 team but not on the other, the one without tracers eventually has to swap to tracer or winston to be able to get back to the point. If you die on a slow character like roadhog you'll lose before you make it back so you either pick tracer/winston/d.va or lose.

It's so fucking bad, most overtime games take FOREVER and it's just a constant stream of tracer/winston pushing onto the point then being hard to kill
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>>148691097
You need to have good aim, anon. That's the key to Tracer. And since you're on console, it's not very likely that you can have good aim. Tracer absolutely shreds people if she has good aim.
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>>148691097

Always have at least one blink at the ready. At soon as you see someone lining up a shot, blink in a direction and unload into their head.

Also, if you ever fall below 70 health, book it. At that point, even stray shots will kill you.

The minute you get looked at without a blink handy, you're dead.
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>>148691218
Can't wait until D.Va becomes part of the overtime trio. She was already being used to force them before the buff in some games.
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>>148689118
>>148690225
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>Attack on Numbani
>Payload at the final push
>Switch to McBalanced to see if I can high noon the enemy team to death
>Finally get my ult
>Flank behind the enemy
>The ENTIRE enemy team is in my sights
>Waiting for that last enemy to get highlighted
>It's 12 PM
>Suddenly enemy Bastion turns around and mows me down despite all of my teammates being on the payload
>Turns out a friendly D.Va was next to me and was trying to snipe Bastion with their guns with shit range
>We lose
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>>148691147
It's pink, squeaky clean, and smells like strawberries.
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>>148690918
two tracers is much stronger than 1

same with winston

it's not just "power of 1 tracer times 2"
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>coin flips lands on defense
>go pharah because I know they will try Reinhardt + Bastion and I'll need to break shield from far away
>teammate bitching me out for picking "shitty offense hero" instead of defense hero
>doesn't complain about the symmetra who will have 0 time to build a teleported
>lose
>blames me because "2 support 2 tank 2 defense so simple but retards don't want to listen"

I'm never going to fucking rank out of 40 Jesus Christ
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>>148691147
>Think that a mod deleted the previous version of this post since it was retarded and off topic
>Realize that you actually deleted it yourself because you forgot the picture
ugh
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>>148691334
>>148689118
>>148690225
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>>148691334
Hanzymmetra is cute!
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>>148691147
i bet her shit hole has an incredibly strong, overwhelming odor
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>>148691331
with 1HL and respawn being 17 seconds during OT i doubt those cancerous stalling techniques will be that viable
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>>148691464
Anon I think you are an okay person and shouldn't care too much about a small thing like that.
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>>148691464
>implying Mercy's assohole is off-topic
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>>148691530
Yeah but you can still pick 1 winston 1 d.va 1 tracer 1 lucio and be just as annoying, but not quite as cancer which is nice.
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>>148689754
>Comp at 60
>Anubis defense
>Team is doing absolutely fucking terrible
>Decide to pick Mei because I might as well have some fucking fun at that point
>Mfw cockblocking every ults
>Walling off S76
>Walling off McCree
>Forcing Pharah to commit suicide
>Reinhardt charging into a wall
>No one was safe from the wall

That shit is fucking great
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>>148691040
holy shit i never played dota but i feel bad for dota players now
and we will cross the point of no return as soon as Pharah x Mercy becomes canon
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>>148690282
I just had some utter fucking moron pick Bastion on Nepal. I have never been more pissed
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>>148691464
Fuck off
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>>148689118
>>148690225
>>148691334
>>148691496
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>>148691646
So, never?
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Mei is not fat. She is thick, which is nature's intended body type for women to achieve maximum attractiveness, and arousing men's primal instinct to violently fuck and impregnate them. Thick is not a sign of laziness, gluttony, or higher probability of obesity, it's a higher state of physical sexiness that makes healthy men's test levels spike, so that they may answer the call of their primal instincts to slam their hips against the thick woman's plumb ass. Omega males will go for low-test / skinny woman, and raise inferior and unhealthy kids.

There is no better sex in this world than thick women. They can do it all. They're beasts, and know how to satisfy a man in any way that works most effectively and efficiently, as their body allows them to utilize just about any region of their body to pleasure you beyond anything a skinny woman ever would. Skinny women just lay back on the bed, like a sea star, and will never do anything for you sexually. They're a scourge on the female sex, and men who find them attractive just the same.

I pity those who cannot comprehend the beauty of thickness, and value the extreme aesthethicks they possess. May they find peace in fucking inferior women, but pray that they never reproduce to raise men or woman of the same kind.
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I will never not think torbjorn is OP

his turret has an amazingly good combination of HP, range, and DPS

>b-b-b-but just pick junkrat!

just because he has counters doesn't mean he's not amazingly good
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>Rank 54 after placement
>230 games later
RANK 60!!!@1!
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i got potg as symmetra
very proud A++++
post symmetra
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>>148691695
This is why Reddit is better than 4chan.
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>>148691678
These are not funny at all.
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>>148691097
understand what your optimal range is

if you are flanking people don't start shooting before you get to correct range. with good aim and correct range you can kill a 200 hp hero with 1 clip

ideally keep your aim locked at enemies neck. that way half the bullets go to the body and half to the head. if you aim at head (unless you are shooting at someone like winston from a feet away) a lot of your bullets will miss going above the head
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>>148689024
>>148689172
>>148689312
thanks for the advice senpai. had been playing a lot of mercy to get used to movement, was at 1600/4 but i'm gonna turn it down to 800/4 since I feel my lack of arm movement is whats restricting me.
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>>148691693
i wouldn't know anon
i'm just saying that's probably the thing that's pushed the hardest in terms of fan created bullshit so most likely to get adopted
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>>148691720
Wat

Torb is really shit, he's completely stationary and unless you're braindead as fuck you can kill him and his turret 1v1 with basically any hero.

I don't even know why he's picked, the hero is pretty decent but the turret is just trash.
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>>148691720
His turret is straight trash though
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>>148691638
>be just as annoying
that lineup is not even nearly as good at stalling as mass tracers or divas

and as i said respawn time is 2 seconds longer during OT
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All Junkrat skins look like crap.
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>>148691776
>Playing Symmetra
>Roadhog heals through your laser beam
>It's now doing 300 dps
>You kill him and the rest of his team like a laserknife through butter
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>>148689507
have you tried ptr? zenyatta is seriously op in the ptr
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>not having a tab for "lesbian swiss nurse anal" pinned on your browser at all times
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>>148691942
>saying this when Toasted exists
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>>148691849
Blizzard isn't that retarded.
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>>148691720
His turret is literally the weakest part of his kit

His armor packs and gun are amazing, his turret is almost useless
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>>148691950
my potg had that happen along with at least 4 other people dying to turrets in the bg
my dick was rock hard
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>>148691790
Because humour is objective.
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>game found
>it isn't KOTH
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>>148692104
"le i le changed le models le isnt le this le so le randum!!!!!" is never funny.
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>>148692042
in what crazy world is the turret useless

if you walk into an area and you don't know where the turret is, it basically kills you

it's 100% accurate and engages you from ridiculously long range

oh yeah, and it becomes invincible when torbjorn presses Q
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>>148692256
chill out faggot sperg.
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>Next hero to get nerfed
>Next hero to get buffed
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>>148690515
I play that when I play as Reinhardt
I do have some character specific ones I can recommend.
> Reinhardt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K4wvUUC5Tw
> Pharah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQZjU5gHGrA
> Ana https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
> 76 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbdpdr4u2fU
> Symmetra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v8I5egzoMo
> Mercy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUW_8cWG7YA
> Reaper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs
> Winston https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo
> Mei https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE
> Tracer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
> D.Va https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8VZS61fAYM
> Zenyatta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfYIMyS_dI
> Genji https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfwteoZCvoY
> Hanzo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHW5RVvg2v4
> McCree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1PfrmCGFnk
> Widowmaker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emjLXdsj6xA
> Zarya https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4V2jlhWJD4
> Bastion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rFW2Df5iRs
> Junkrat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqWZqQXk_Ao
> Roadhog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIyRXvHmXxo
> Torbjorn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzE4cKps1IE
> Lucio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
> When you have a full competent group https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o
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>>148692254
>it is koth

ftfy
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>>148691695
This looks like a troll. I know bigger hips are "healthier" because better body for babies, but muh thick = perfect body doesn't make sense.
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>>148692337
S76
DVA
>>
Reply to this post if you have a rank below 40. We're all anonymous here.
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>playing Ilios Light House as Lucio
>Pharah knocks me off
>I'm nearly at the bottom of the wall just above the kill floor
>I wallride for about 20 seconds and finally get out
>>148692336
You need to be 18 to post her. Come back in 6 years.
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dva is my waifu for laifu
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>>148692347
>weeb shit for Reinhardt

Consider the noose.
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>>148691464
>ugh
*sighs*
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>>148691720
>>148692263
>his turret has an amazingly good combination of HP, range, and DPS
range is good sure but those other two things are only true during molten core

150hp (lvl 1) and 300 hp (lvl 2) is VERY little for something that is 100% locked in place. even mercy can take it down with her pistol super quick

the dps for lvl 1 turret is 28, for lvl 2 56

that's fucking pathetic
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>>148692347
>Reinhardt OST
Why does the new adaption have to be so terrible anon?
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>>148692263
Its damage is so low it's only a threat to people who overextend with 200 HP. You can literally walk through it with a tank hero. You can literally tank the damage with a biotic field up as S76. All you have to do is not be tracer.

Meanwhile Zenyatta's Q literally (not figuratively like you are saying) makes him invulnerable and figuratively makes his team invincible too with 200 HPS (300 soon). And while you can simply stand out of LOS from the stationary Torbjorn turret and be safe from his Q, you can't say the same about DIE DIE DIE or JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE.
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>>148692347
Not OP but these are great. Good work anon
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>>148692336
You have to be 18 to go on 4chan. Come back in a few years. And the trash you posted isn't funny.
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>>148692410
>you're not allowed to laugh unless I say you can laugh
korea pls go
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why the hell is blizzard waiting until the next season to remove the coinflip, the shit is broken. i literally lost nearly all the sudden death matches i have been apart of.
>>148692409
fuck sudden death
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>>148692464
Tried, ceiling broke because my weight. Also that track is great so fuck you.
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>>148692575
If you laughed at any of the trash you posted, then you're not old enough to post on 4chan.
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Why do you always lose rank points if you lose?
Overwatch is a very much team based game, you'll almost never win a battle if you're outnumbered unless you have a sneaky ult like Death Blossum. You need a full working team to win.
It should be based upon you're performance, not the outcome of the match.
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>lose match 1
>winning match 2
>someone quits
>win 5v6 anyway
>SUDDEN DEATH

kill me
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>>148692497
Reinhardt is literally a shounen supporting character
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>>148691529
noooooo don't now it's engrained in my thoughts i can't get it out ugh
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Getting environmental kills with D.Va never gets old
>Widow decides it's a good idea to stand in that one corner in Numbani
>fly over and smack her back into the void
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Fuck are they gonna come out with new skins or not?

I'm sittin on credits ready to blow my load and I can't hold forever
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>>148692347
I put this on this whenever the enemy team is a meme composition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI
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>>148692635
I'm older than 18, and they gave me a modest chuckle. You are objectively wrong (^:
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>>148692636
If you lose then it shows that your performance is flawed.
Think of it like basic training in the army, if you leave your battle buddy behind, you both fail so you have to work together.
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Is Blizzard really banning more than one character in competitive and tournaments?
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>>148692728
"By the end of July"
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>>148692705
wrong reply oops >>148692464
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>>148692347
>no Primo Victoria
>no BFG Division
>no Strength of a Thousand Men
0/10
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>>148692772

Yes. About fucking time too.
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>>148692772
Wow your phrasing was so bad it took me a while until I figured out what you meant

Yes
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>>148692773
They said by the end of Summer, not July
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Can someone post a link to the Webm convertor thats always linked here
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>not having 100% time on fire
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Post yfw MAXIMUM CHARGE
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>>148691720
You could literally say the same for any other character. Not an argument, sorry.
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>>148692842
>>148692851
Gay and lame.
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>>148692901
>nano boost, get in there!
SOON
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>>148689802

What you are saying has no fucking sense.

If FPS drops below what you are used to, yes, it feels like input lag. 60hz is what most are used to and dropping below that feels weird. For the 144 crowd, 60 FPS is already too low.

However, that has nothing to do with syncing the FPS to your monitor refresh rate.
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>>148691942
True, his two 250 recolors are shit. Toasted fucking sucks.
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>>148692409
I'm rank 34 at them moment.

I've stopped giving a shit about rank while solo queuing in a game where coin flip sudden death exists.
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>watching tviq's stream
>some 66 SR turbo retard insists on playing pharah against double s76 and a torb
>despite the two 80+ players in his team (tviq and unkoe) insisting to him that it won't work
some people are so fucking boneheaded it's incredible
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>>148692901
>MAXIMUM CHARGE
>ult 5 people
>pop shield
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>>148690515
>>148692347
Not character specific, but here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChjJEU8_szU
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>>148692337
>Junkrat
>D.Va
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>>148692409
Rank 0

I say this because despite playing to player-level 50, I have never even touched Competitive. And in the end, isn't that the REAL lowest you get?
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>>148692901
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>winning a match where we're a player down

Nice ranking system overtards
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>>148692901
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>>148692409
I'm sitting at 40 right now fampai.

Playing on a laptop, windowed, all graphics set to lowest, get around 16 fps when there's not shit going on, 8 during big teamfights, and then half of those when I play for more than an hour and things start to heat up.
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>>148692987
>playing Reinhardt
>get Nano Boosted
>charge into the enemy team
>HAMMER DOWN
>start swinging like a madman
>DOUBLE-TRIPLE KI-QUADRUPLE-QUINTUPLE KILL!
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>>148692839
Didn't play the new Doom yet and never heard Strenght of a Thousand men but after taking a quick gander I'll add them to my playlist, thanks man! Also Primo Victoria seemed to specific with direct mentioning of WW2 so I don't listen to it often when playing. Love the song though.
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>>148692901
>>
Delete Hanzo
Make Hanamura into ctf
Add new maps
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People who leave competitive matches should be killed.
>>
Is there something you can reflect as Genji that heals you? I got a healing card for Genji the other day and I have no idea how.
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>>148692989
nah this game uses this mechanic called frame flip queue/pre-rendered frames or whatever it's called

you need some extra frames above your monitor hz as sort of a buffer so that you don't get a lot of input lag

that's why selecting "display based" fps limit caps your fps at your monitor hz+10 instead of exactly at your monitor hz

that +10 is the buffer
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>Guy picks Bastion on Dorado defense
>Is shit
>He set up on the rooftop around the corner while we're all holding them on the first stretch
>They finally round the corner
>He doesn't even get a kill
>Dies to Pharah
>Tell him to switch
>He runs in and gets killed again
>Tell him again to switch because he's not doing anything
>He switches to Zenyatta.

I swear to god I'm getting stuck with 12 year olds.
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What if they added a mode like tower control in Splatoon?
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>>148693279
No, git gud
Could be fun
At least one coming "soon" and 3 more in the works at least.
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>>148693306
Biotic field can be reflected
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>>148692901
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>>148693371
What if they added a mode like payload race?
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>>148693306
Biotic Field and Ana's grenade
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>>148692347
I really like the pick for Lucio.
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>>148693447
Would be shit unless it was only one payload.

And in that case it would last for fucking ever so it would still be kinda shit.
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Is it me, or is Hollywood a fucking impossible map to defend? Seems like every match I'm in goes into overtime
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>>148692347
Deja vu for Lucio? WTF. That's clearly Tracer's theme.
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>>148692409
i'm 37 because of solo queuing and also shitter teams :) Ask me anything
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So I've learned something today.
If I play Reinhardt, I basically carry the team
And when I play someone else, my team gets their shit pushed in and I'm forced to pick Reinhardt to get the team going.
What the hell is this? I want to play someone else for once.
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>>148693598
Titles mainly, Lucio skates so I thought Deja Vu and Running for Tracer cause that's what she does.
In reality I eventually switch between them depending on.
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>>148693679
>me ooga team booga
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>>148693679
Who is your favorite boss from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance?

Favorite job in Space Station 13?

Most embarrassing childhood memory?

Age you had your first beer at?
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What if they added a mode like team deathmatch in Call of Duty?
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Are you winning your games son????
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>>148693763
Why did you specify Call of Duty when there are a million games that have TDM and we all know what you mean? Is this bait?
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>>148693587
if you want to win on defence your best chance is probably stopping them already at point A and never letting it get to payload phase. symmetra is quite essential for accomplishing this.

it's also possible to win it in the payload phase in the wild west town if you maintain really good control of all the roofs with heroes like pharah and s76 and have basically whole team on high ground never letting attack get there

if the payload gets inside the studio you will probably lose
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>>148693763
"We will never add Team Deathmatch because some heroes have no place in deathmatch scenario; also, Team Deathmatches don't emphasize teamwork and are more like FFA Deathmatch But Don't Shoot Half The People." - Jeffry "Tiger" Kaplander
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>>148693763
What if they added a mode like Creative in Minecraft?
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>>148693709
Then play qp and shitter it up
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>>148693574
Put a time limit. Victory goes to whoever s side it's not on.
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>>148693739
Boss from MGS3

Clown

Stealing a soda and getting caught

>alcohol
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>Reinhardt charges into the entire enemy team
>hits a few people with his hammer, dies
>gets eliminations for his assists
>acts like he's carrying the team
>he's actually the reason we're losing thanks to him feeding the enemy team and keeping it at a constant 5v6
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>>148693981
What if they added a mode like domination in call of duty
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>>148693723
You ACTUALLY listen to those? Well then, listen whatever you want. But I usually assume these themes are jokes of some kind, and felt that you pick for Lucio was a bit odd, especially because someone had suggested it for Tracer earlier. (And while Running in the 90s is somewhat fitting for Tracer too, I'd prefer to pick something else for Lucio. But can't come up with anything right off the bat.)

Here comes the hotstepper... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0N4twV28Mw
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>Meat vs. Match update in TF2
>Oh shit man I'll go back and check things out - I know the playerbase was a little bad when I left but come on, it'll be cool just for a while
>Woah, the splash screen looks all different...where's the server button?
>Okay... random game
>UFO game mode... I have no idea how to play this
>Just kill people as I have no idea what is going on
>Some kid starts typing in ALL CAPS about how he's angry that people are killing him - "DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT FRIENDLY SPYCRAB MEANS? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD KILL ME I JUST WANT TO EXPLORE THE MAP"

Oh right, now I remember why I quit
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>>148693739
I didn't play revengeance

Never played Space Station 13 either

Screaming to try and become a super saiyan like the autistic kids on youtube do with my friends

15
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>>148693763
I wish there was a no xp skirmish mode where I could go and be a shitter and learn to play tracer and genji
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>>148693763
What if they added a mode like hardcore mode in diablo
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>>148694051
Oh man, this comes on when I'm skating at the skating rink all the time.
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>Open box
>Gold coin
Oh shit
>Bastion Woodbot skin
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>>148693207
That's rough m8.
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I'm Rank 27
AMA
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>>148694078
>Ever expecting MM to be good after the shitshow the beta was
>Not just sticking to lobbies
You brought that on yourself anon
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>>148693960
This is not me, fuck off. I said ask ME anything not ask anyone, bitchface
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>>148692409
I don't play Comp but I get matched with below 40s in QP so I'm probably ass.
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am i good yet guys
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>>148693207
I'm with you broski

>Playing on a laptop out in the country
>FPS is fine because it's a wonderful processor
>Server communication, however, is not
>Some games I can play perfectly normal
>Some games I end up jerking backwards and forth across huge areas of the map
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>>148694241
>]
nah get 69
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>>148694241
Yes.

I just dropped to 49 ;_;
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>>148690515
My go to for mercy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBF8uA3UJ6w
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>>148694290
thats a sex number :^)))
>>
OFFICIAL TIERLIST

GREAT TIER
56+

FORCED FIFTY TIER
45-55

SHITTER TIER
44-
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>>148694167
>Open box
>Gold coin
>Your first Legendary in 25 boxes
>It's a duplicate
>>
>I have 20 ping
>Opponents have 150+
>Get fucked thanks to this favor the shooter bullshit
Thanks for this le epic balanced experience, Blizzard xD
>>
>>148694241
70+ is where there is potential that you might know what you are doing

not a guarantee tho
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>>148694409
objective list
50 - average
above 50 - above average
below 50 - below average
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>>148694409
>Look Mom I just hit 56!
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>>148694051
Yeah I actually listen to them. When it comes to games whose OST's don't mesh with me I just get some music that fits with what I do.
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>open lootbox
>oh shit a legendary
>and a purple
>one of winston's astronaut skins
>and mei's casual victory pose
>its ptr
>>
S&D mode.
Y/n?
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>>148694489
>making things up to justify you being trash
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>>148694409
>t. sub 60 trashcan
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>>148694484
>open box
>gold coin
>Its the third legendary you've gotten for a hero you never play
At least dupes give you dosh to buy shit you do want
>>
>>148694359
>pharah pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZRzVIhBBQg
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>>148694592
seek and destroy?
how would this work with the insanely high dps some characters can do
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>>148694548
56 is top 20% Not even him but I'd say you're free from forced 50 at that point.
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>>148694551
>being a masochist
>>
I just picked this up today and am utter fucking trashbad. I've enjoyed playing Lucio and Pharrah so far. Mercy too, but I have a little more trouble staying alive as her. Are there any must-know characters that I should at least be familiar enough with to be able to play when my team needs me to?
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>>148692353
>he doesn't like KOTH

Go and stay go.
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>>148694680
Because unlike games such as CS:GO, people can heal themselves and there are health packs on the map.
Even if you die, there is always mercy ult.
>>
Question for you guys, how do you think a pugilist type character would work?
Lets say for the sake of argument that it's Doomfist.
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>open box
>nothing inside

Well, atleast I have all Mei sprays now.
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>tfw our reaper chokes really hard and can't kill the enemy reaper who forces zen's ult

HE WAS BEELINING FOR HIM ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS HIT THE SHOT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
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>>148694640
>90% of players are trash.

Nice job having retarded standards
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>degrading yourself by spending even just a single second on the objective
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>>148694409
anyone below 60 is someone i dont want on my team because they are guaranteed to make at least one bad decision that will cost us huge
usually that decision happens on the character select
>>
>rank 39
>on Hanamura defense.
>no healer
>Widow Bastion Torb Winston two other shitters.
>win
I've never laughed so hard before.
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>>148694797
A combination of reinhardt and genji
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>>148694751
Absolutely must know how to play semi-competently:
Mercy
Lucio
Reinhardt

Important to be able to play semi-competently:
Roadhog
Zarya
Soldier 76
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>>148694947
switch zarya and rein
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>>148694632
>Enemy start shooting
>Nothing registers on your screen
>Suddenly you are dead because in your opponent's screen he did hit you
Nice netcode, blizzdrone
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>finally get a mic
>shyfaggot
>Drink some liquid courage
>drink a bit too much
>Talk over mic
>"dude you sound just like Aku from samurai jack"
>Made new friends
Thanks overwatch
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Widow is a good girl.
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>>148694947
>>148695012
Thanks, fellas. I'll start working on my Zarya and Reinhardt.
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>>148694797
Charge like Reinhardt except instead of catching a player and dragging them to the wall it causes damage to the first target hits and creates a knockback cone behind the target.
Some type of rocket fist for E
Passive is like Zarya's energy except it build for damage dealt and declines extremely rapidly once it hits 100%
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>>148694831
in video games not even the top 1% is necessarily good

considering some of the shit i see global elites (less than 1% of playerbase) do in CSGO theres no way i could go as far as to say that being top 1% means you must be good
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>>148694947
>Absolutely must know how to play semi-competently:
>Mercy
>Lucio
>Reinhardt

>mfw these are my most played heroes in ascending order
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>>148695052
3 o'clock isnt high noon ya dingus
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>>148695012
I made that for a new player. Zarya is much harder to master than Rein, he should learn Rein first.

>>148695032
>Join American servers with friends
>Speak in my sheepshagging kiwi accent
>Get bullied

t-thanks overwatch
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>>148694167
pic related actually happened to me
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>>148694797
theyd need the ability to close gaps winston style and not immediately melt once they do
so the answer is not well
i want someone with a bionic commando grapple arm so bad though
>>
>>148694836
>running after people like some pleb when you can just sit on the objective and wait until they deliver themselves for slaughter
lmao @ you
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Lets play a game, looking at this, guess my Rank

Bonus points if you can guess my top 3 heroes
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>>148695032
I'll give this to the Overwatch community, they are pretty solid people. Reminds me of CS GO but with fewer Russians.
>>
>>148694947
>>148694751
Also: reaper is easy and useful
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>>148693208
Truly, Grandpa and Grandma make the best team.
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>>148695158
me too, i was so upset
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>>148694754
>brainless chaotic tdm with no sense of strategy
>good
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>>148695123
>The only two categories for competence are trash and good.

Go back to your CS:GO streams and sperg out with your twitch friends.
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>>148695183
Soldier 76, Zarya and Pharah. How'd I do?
>>
>enemy team has reinhardt
>my team doesn't have reinhardt
>lose

how compete
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>>148695194
Reaper makes my cock wilt. I won't touch him for a while.
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>>148694797
Give him an ability to close gaps, I would prefer like a Mike Tyson style bop and weave that ends with an Overhead Right but that's just me.
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>Playing Genji
>Zenyatta just coming out of spawn meets me face-to-face at point blank range
>I did one left click (bodyshots), a melee attack, and then dash back to back all within a second and he was dead
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>>148694167
>Open box
>Gold coin
Oh shit
>It's Industrial/Cybergoth
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>>148695183
35
hanzo, genji, reaper
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>tfw got the best skin for d.va

Just in time for her being buffed :)
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>>148694831
If you seriously think 90% of the players aren't trash you're just utter garbage yourself
>>
>ultimate is the ippo-style dempsey roll
>literally has the sound of jet engines taking off
>>
>>148695435
>best
>posts worst one
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>>148691950
Wait, Symmetra's DPS scales with time?
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>>148695120
>>148695179
>>148694890
>Knockback charge with bionic arm
>Slam into enemies and knock them away
>Pull one back into the rape zone with a grapple arm.

I'd play it all the time.
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>>148695521

>worst

B.va is objectively the best. I bet you like Junebug you homo
>>
>>148695532
up to the highest dps gun in the game
>>
I'm a shitter who keeps losing to bastion how do i git gud? I tried genji and lose to everything else
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>>148695435
Bva is horrible... I only use it on PTR, but I'd rather get something more sleek on the regular servers...
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>>148691776
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>>148695598
>bug trash
>he has a shit taste and doesn't think scavenger and white rabbit are best
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>>148695435
>>148695598
>liking short hair

go have bad taste somewhere else
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>>148695435
>no eternally dead marvel waifu skin for d.va
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Reinhardt needs an alternate melee attack.
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>>148695407
>>148695296

Pharah, 76, Torb

50
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>>148695401
My literal first legendary was Industrial.
All I want is El Blanco and now I have to pray for it in a chest because I want Captain Amari at launch.
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Whose highest ranked here?

I'm 67.
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>>148695627
>pharah
>widow
>hanzo
>genji
>tracer
>literally anything except for D'va
take your pick, bastion is trash unless he's behind a rein and his recon mode is just a worse 76
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>>148695686
>hating short hair
>talking about taste
>>
>>148695032
>be shyfag
>have a mic
>someone speaks
>"hey does anyone have a mic?"
>I stay quiet
>someone else speaks
>they have a nice conversation while playing the game and add each other when the game is over
>I couldve potentially made some friends if i werent being a pussy

Do you have any more of that liquid courage?
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>>148695158
>tfw the only skin I got for Zarya was Arctic
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>>148695753
He needs a spinning attack.
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>>148695787
>his recon mode is just a worse 76
>tfw his recon gun looks and sounds best but recon is so fucking bad
blizzard pls
>>
>>148695680

No anon. You're the one with the shit taste and externalizing your homo fantasies by liking girls in military suits instead of feminine outfits
>>
>>148695881
he has one. Spin your mouse around while swinging and youll hit everything around you.
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>>148695881
To be honest I want to see a spin attack for a new hero with a big sword.
>>
holy shit i didn't know you can reflect Reinhardt's fire strike
just killed their S76 and Lucio that way
>>
>>148695849
The trick to confidence is talking to new people as though they already like you, or like you are already friends.

And once you fake confidence long enough, it becomes real.
>>
>>148695881
spin attack that temporarily dizzies/stuns him at the end so he doesnt just spam it against big groups of people
>>
Why do enemies just fly away from me when I charge as Reinhardt?

It seems like it's gotten harder to pin them.

Yet when enemy Renihardt charges me, he just has to skim the very edge of my hitbox and he's got me.
>>
>>148695753
>quick melee attack
>he gives a shove with the handle of the hammer, causing small knockback and some damage
>>
>company named Blizzard makes their ice champion the most OP one
nice game overcocks
>>
>>148695953
>turbopleb needs some unimportant shit like long hair and feminine clothes to like girls
wew no wonder you're still a fat virgin living in mom's basement
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>>148690313
Spy falls into two types.

1. useless fuck, obviously a spy.
2. untouchable god. can sap all buildings, headshot the engineer, and backstab a fully medic, all in seconds of each other.

As long as the Overwatch Stealth champion doesn't have any other spy abilities, or CC abilities. Then it should be fine.
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>press melee button as reinhardt
>nothing happens
>>
I'm rank 40 and I hanzo main to piss people off

I think i'm doing them a service to realise why they are in the shitter ranks
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>>148695996
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>tfw shit at video games

How did this happen? I used to be a quake instagib pug champion. Is it my monitor? I became a shitter roughly when I retired my CRT. Is it my desk? I barely have 20 centimeters to move my hand around. Is it my mouse? I have a 100g brick that can legitimately kill a person if swung hard enough. Is it my age? I'm not that old yet.

Save me from this hell, I can't even do a proper 180 as a tracer or genji. I don't even dare fucking play Widow. I want to be good again.
>>
>>148695881
>>148696067
>when the enemy is about to cap a point
>get nanoboosted
>spin
>kill every soul in a 10m radius
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>>148696112
>mei
>OP
t. rank 30
>>148696149
good riddance, shithards must kill themselves after pressing melee
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>>148696121
>champion
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>>148696192
I know this feeling. But I stopped playing FPS in 2011 and have only just started back, so it's probably that.
>>
Tracer needs a buff so she can blink in the direction that she's looking. That or a double jump.

It's gross how she really can't go anywhere.
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>>148696326

Is it possible that FPS in us is just gone?
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>spent 13 hours playing Pharah
>literally have 4% winrate
>in despair, try playing Reaper after so long
>31 elim in Nepal

I fucking give up. Pharah is not for me
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Balanced.
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>>148696495
I play her a lot as well and think I do pretty good but i can't win many games with her.
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>>148696495
>no bulge
Fuck off, breeder.
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>>148696495
>can't play with broken shitter hero
>can play with another one
>>
>>148696495
Easy two step guide to winning as Pharah
1. Go up
2. Shoot down
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>>148696357
>tracer
>needing a buff to mobility
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>>148687759
Think of the children
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>>148696562
That itsgenji is number 1 in the world
What the fuck Blizzard
>>
>>148696495

Unless you are an absolute rocket god AND you have a pocketing mercy, I find you shouldn't really go for kills as Pharah. Be more like support fire, because they'll fuck your shit up otherwise.
>>
>>148696357
what if tracer can hold down shift and use up all her blinks in one go, doing so would give extra 10-20% to the total range

she needs to focus to do so, requiring a wind-up time and her "casting" animation gets cancelled if she takes damage during it
>>
>>148696623
Honestly, if they buffed the amount of mobility you had as tracer, I'd probably accidentally fling myself off cliffs by blinking for a week before I got used to it.
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>>148696623
uh yes? I see very little point in playing her compared to Genji now. She seriously needs that little buff to compete.

Genji does more damage, has more health, more mobility, better ult, deflection, a dash that better than Tracer's blink.
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>>148696562
It must be hell playing against a six man stack with the best players in the world.
Worst of all, you know they are probably streaming and laughing as they stomp you.
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>>148688531
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>>148696495
I gave up playing her long ago, nowadays i just choose S76 or Tracer if i need to fuck shit up
>>
>>148690583
>Triggered by attack torb

KoTh and payloads are the only ones that make sense for battle torbs
>>
>>148696562
>playing the console version
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>>148696801
ah I get, you're trolling
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>>148696562
>there are people who unironically believe shit's not broken
>>
>TFW your team works hard as nails to hold off the enemy team
>Mercy revives everyone and ruins all our hard work and toil

Revives should never be a thing in FPSs...
>>
>>148688210
Worst skin in the game
>>
Is it okay to go full Kamikazee as long as you take down the enemy Mercy? Like blow an ult just to fucking kill her during overtime or some shit
>>
So, how many competitive points does everyone have now?

Personally I'm only at 193, so I got quite a long way to go
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>>148697043
yeah
revive is the strongest thing in the game
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>>148697025
>not targeting her first
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>>148697025
Try killing the Mercy?
>>
>>148688531
>my_parents_aren't_home,webm
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>>148688321
I literally can't help but chortle at that Reaper
>>
>>148697132
359, I need two skins before this season is over.
>>
>>148697043
depends on when theyre planning to do a big push. if its just them moving forward regularly then your suicide is mitigated simply by that same mercy respawning and returning in anyway
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>>148696892
>4 anas
i hate ptr so fucking much
>>
>>148691776
go back to lolgen
>>
Utter newfag here. What do you do to get cash in this game? Hit level 7 with none yet, and the cheapest these unlocks are is like 50.
>>
>>148696892
how many times are people going to post this webm
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>>148697168
>target Mercy first
>kill team after
>she's already back to press two keys and revive everybody again
>>
>>148697132
I have 2

Don't wanna solo q and the two friends I have that play this game exclusively play D'va and Mei
>>
>Finally enjoying McCree
>He's inevitably going to get nerfed as all hell again thanks to all this bitching

I wish people wouldn't post every fucking statistical complaint they have as if the game is a fucking 1v1 Free For All game instead of a team-based coop.
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Would you spend 100$ to get D.va to use you as a footstool?
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>>148697343
Lootboxes. Duplicate drops or cash drops.
>>
>>148697168

Obvious solution, I know, but revive is still too strong for what it is. I personally think it should reset like TF2 medic's uber when he dies.
>>
>>148697380
u werent going fast enough :^)
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>>148697343
Random drop in loot bawxes. Duplicate drops also give coins
>>
xth for bullying Widowmaker.
>>
>>148696445
No, I refuse to accept that. Uni means I can't practice as much as I want to also
>>
Sorry for the ignorance but is peacekeeper a hitscan weapon? Feels like a Projectile
>>
>>148697421
>>148697469
Feck. Gonna take a while. Is there a level cap to stop you getting free loot boxes after a while?
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>>148697168
Doesn't really work when fucking bitch just hides behind meatwalls for the whole fight.

when the fuck blizzard will increase the revive cost like 200% or gut ult acquisition the same, i'm so tired of mercys spamming this shit on like demand.
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>>148692901
>mfw the ennemy Zarya hits 100%
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>>148696192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
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>>148697564
No cap. After you pass level 100 it loops around and you get a nifty star by your icon.
>>
Any Xbox groups right now?
>>
>>148693981
>play as Reinhardt
>charge into the enemy team constantly like a retard
>gold eliminations and damage done, also got play of the game
>6000 damage blocked
To be honest, I have no idea how I got 6000 damage blocked but I'll take it
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>>148697564
Like 2000
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>>148696495
The first time I played Pharah I did decent but now I'm terrible for some reason
>>
>>148697564
No, after you get 100 you just start again
>>
>>148697557
everything bullet is hitscan
netcode is just butt
>>
Who's winning, s2j or duck?
>>
explain to me how a group of seemingly skilled and smart developers can sit down and agree on implementing coin flip to decide a competitive match?

I'm trying to think of how that discussion went and I'm drawing a complete blank.
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>Anubis part 2
>We manage to push in and kill 5 of them
>HELDEN SCAHSHD NIK
>About one minute later I finally get dragon blade and kill 5 of them
>HELDEN SCAHSHD NIK
I hate Mercy so much. We did win the game but it took two more attempts with Dragon blade
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>When the mercy wont boost you
>>
>>148697965
>not Tracer
>>
>>148697957

Intentionally. It's literally a fucking coin flip, they're spelling it out for you. They don't want you to have fun.
>>
>>148697834
Except Ana's rifle when fired from the hip.
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>playing Pharah
>enemy Pharah has a pocket Mercy
>shoot Mercy out of the sky and then murder Pharah
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>>148697998
sauce
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>>148698110
Wow! A basic tactic! Dude!
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>>148697598
>When the enemy Zarya has 100 energy 10 seconds into the match
>I'm in the fucking 65-70 bracket
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>>148697957
>everyone bitches about the coinflip
>I've won and loss on both attack and defense on the same maps during sudden death quite a few times

is everyone just a bitch, or is it really that bad?
>>
>>148698167
I meant to reply to >>148697998 you sperg. Calm yourself.
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>>148698145
Made it just for this post
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>>148697665
>>148697683
>>148697734
Nice, thanks.
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I hope this slut falls into a hole and dies, I am so fucking fatigued of her mech literally eating my rockets, she's also so weak but she somehow kills me with that watergun on her mech
>>
What did Overwatch mean by this?
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>46% average energy is top 1%

What? I thought that was about average. Is everyone that bad at Zarya?
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>>148698354
There's a lot of downtime between wipes.
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>>>148698346
Gravity kills!
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>>148698346
disgusted at you using such a shit skin
>>
>>148698345

You may be the only one in the world annoyed by her.
>>
>>148698145
sabudengo/sabudnego/sabudenego

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Sabudenego/1
>>
Whats a KOTH?
>>
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Zarya's arctic skin gun is the color of the Russian flag

>>148698501
>Using paheal
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>>148698602
>Zarya's arctic skin gun is the color of the Russian flag
Good work, detective.
>>
>>148698581
A pretty good animated series.
>>
>>148698581
King of Troll Hanzo
>>
>The game's in the refrigerator
What does it mean
>>
>>148698494
I am not annoyed, I am just frustrated by how I keep getting fucked over
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>>148698581
>>
>>148698581
Kike other than Hitler.
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>>148698581
King of the hill, AKA the best and most fun mode in the game.
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>>148697173

Doesn't mean shit when she keeps her ult anyway. The fact a mercy can change the game in a single press of a button after all your hard work is actually pretty bad...
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WHEN WILL THEY RELEASE ANA
I NEEEEEEED THAT TALI SKIN SO BAD
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Have you team wiped today /owg/?

Which character was it?

Did the other team get salty?

This is my contribution http://webmshare.com/play/Wnrjq
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>>148698753
Most ults can do that. They're meant to be game changing.
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>>148698581
A gamemode where you either go double tracer or double zarya or you fuck off.
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>highlights don't show the "TEAMKILL" announcement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=113u9CjoKgw
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Anyone want in on ranked on Xbox? 2 people here looking for a couple more
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>>148688210
>best genji skin

That's your opinion on what you think is the most aesthetically pleasing skin and that's a fine opinion to have, but I have facts that determine Genji's default skin is his best skin competitively.

Most environments in the game are grey and the white color tone of Genji's default skin blends into most places in the game. I'm not saying it'll make you completely invisible, but default Genji is slightly more difficult to see than other skins and Sparrow Genji sticks out like a sore thumb. I gotta say, that legendary blue Genji skin that a lot of people like is functionally his worst skin. It's so bright.

I also strictly play Bleached Junkrat. His white steel trap is blends in and is thus slightly more difficult to see coming
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>you now lose 10-5% ult charge everytime you die

yes or no?
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>>148698901
I do
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>>148697675
>Playing a version of overwatch where tobjorn is the best hero
Loving every laugh
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>>148698692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq8Z08lO3L4
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>>148698908
>picking skins based on camouflage and not aesthetics
This is turbo autism.
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>>148698967
Message me breh

GT: Triple aitch
>>148698973
Game was free for me
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/owg/ I want your opinion. What is the best

>Ana skin
>Ana emote
>Ana highlight intro
>Ana voice line
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>>148698938
Not a bad idea actually
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>>148698908
>m-muh camouflage
>matters when all targets get healthbars and red highlight as soon as they are in the reticle
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>>148698973
>>Playing a version of overwatch where tobjorn is the best hero
It's actually really fun
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>>148699105
>shrike
>tea time
>lights out
>what were you thinking?
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>>148698938
>>148699142
All this does is promote snowballing, so you get steam rolled harder by the enemy team
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who /losing more than winning/ here
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Goodbye, Zevi. It's been fun... ;_;

http://kotaku.com/hindu-leader-wants-blizzard-to-drop-symmetras-devi-skin-1783782164

I wonder if Blizzard can pull another miraculous clutch like the Tracer pose and not only replace Devi with something that appeases the clergy/SJWs, but also comes out sexier and classier than it was originally while still keeping the character/skin intact. I don't know.
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>>148698901
>>148698967
>>148697675

>playing shooters on console
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>>148699105
Horus
Tea Time
Shh...
Mother knows best
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>>148699229
She ain't goin nowhere
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>>148698938
Splatoon did this and it works great, needs also variable losses from 50% on revive to 5-10% on teleporter and chimpout
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>>148699229
I always felt like that legendary skin was shit. I bought the other one because it's clean and sensible. This skin not only pisses off Hindus apparently, but It's too flashy and gaudy to fit Symmetra. She's a classy prude.
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>>148696258
source?
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>>148699229
They're not going to change it.

faggot
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>>148691780
>>148692365
>low test betas detected
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>>148699105
>not wanting to know what spray is best
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>>148699229
Just fix her goddamn chin already, blizzard.

She looks like a tranny in the worst way.
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>>148699449
artist name : InCase
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>>148699273
I get free games idc
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>>148699449
Looks like InCase, seriously how do you not recognize that by now?
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Post which skins you think are the best for their respective heroes
>McCree
>Pharah
>Reaper
>Soldier 76
>Tracer
>Bastion
>Hanzo
>Junkrat
>Mei
>Torbjorn
>Widowmaker
>D.va
>Reinhardt
>Roadhog
>Winston
>Zarya
>Ana
>Lucio
>Mercy
>Symmmetra
>Zenyatta
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Master Overwatch or Overbuff?
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>>148698860

Mercy's ult is a bit ridiculous even for game changing standards.
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>>148692409
I'm sitting at 40 right now (started at 52), but I know it's going to drop if I solo queue any more. Without my usual group of friends to play with, I get destroyed pretty much every match. With them, I rarely lose. In other words, I'm shit and unable to carry teams that are incompetent, which are much more common at lower ranks.
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>>148698581

Killing Overwatch Tracer Hero
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>>148699478
Why? Because I like them fit? If I don't like them weak (skinny or fat/thick), but fit enough to be a reasonable choice for procreation.
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>>148691695
Mei's body is begging to be impregnated.
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>>148699105
>Merciful//Captain Amari
>Tea Time
>Guardian
>Children, behave!

>>148699481
Cheer.
Lets you punch other sprays in the face.
>>
Requesting overwatch fb posts of zarya and rein
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>>148699607


>McCree
Riverboat
>Pharah
Mecha Queen
>Reaper
Mariachi/Plague Doctor
>Soldier 76
Strike-Commander Morrison
>Tracer
Slipstream
>Bastion
Overgrown
>Hanzo
Lone Wolf
>Junkrat
Toasted
>Mei
Yeti Hunter
>Torbjorn
Blackbeard
>Widowmaker
Huntress
>D.va
Junker
>Reinhardt
Stonehardt
>Roadhog
Mako
>Winston
Safari
>Zarya
Arctic
>Ana
Shrike/Captain Ana
>Lucio
Laranja
>Mercy
Cobalt
>Symmmetra
Architect
>Zenyatta
Ra

>>148699574
>paying for free games

>>148699668
Both.
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>>148699741
Mei is actually so fat, you wouldn't even know if she's pregnant.
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>>148699105
Captain Amari
Tea Time
Shh...
No scope needed
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>>148699687
I think what you are trying to say is that Mercy's ult doesnt require as much of a decision as other ults? Rather than knowing how to use it smartly, the game kind of dictates how and when you use it, based on your teammates deaths. Is that right?
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>>148699229
>Reading those Kotaku comments

wew lads, I think I got some tumors out of that one
>>
>Jeff Kaplan's favorite skin is the culturally incentive thunderbird
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>>148699607
>McCree
Lake
>Pharah
Jackal
>Reaper
Blood or Nevermore
>Soldier 76
Commando: 76
>Tracer
Sporty
>Bastion
Overgrown
>Hanzo
Lone Wolf
>Junkrat
Toasted
>Mei
Yeti Hunter
>Torbjorn
Fuck Torb
>Widowmaker
Nuit
>D.va
Carbon Fiber
>Reinhardt
Stonehardt
>Roadhog
Pigpen
>Winston
Banana
>Zarya
Midnight
>Ana
Captain Amari
>Lucio
Dat Boi
>Mercy
Sigrund
>Zenyatta
Earth/Air/Water/Leaf
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>>148688743
yes
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>bring in a proper time manipulating hero
>lore is something like tracer's shenanigans has drawn the attention of the otherworld timelord ayylmaos and they want her to either join them or be destroyed

>abilities mess with cooldowns of enemies and teammates, also shit like delaying the detonation time of junkrat grenades for example

>ult is instantly stopping time in an aoe, also freezes teammates. units in the aoe dont take damage from anyone other than the hero who casted it.
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>>148698440
It says "Credit Chips NOT Accepted"

Thrilling.
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>>148699229
Can they just remove symmetra entirely? Literally the worst, ugliest and most useless hero in the game
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>>148699939
FUCK PHARAH fuck pharah FUCK PHARAH
the only reason i played her was because thunderbird was my first legendary skin ever but GOD FUCKING DAMN I CAN'T PLAY HER FOR SHIT
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>>148699607
>McCree
White Hat
>Pharah
Raptorion
>Reaper
Mariachi
>Soldier 76
Strike Commander or gold
>Tracer
Sporty, Posh is also acceptable
>Bastion
Overgrown But seriously his skins are pretty boring
>Hanzo
Either awoo
>Junkrat
Toasted
>Mei
Snow Plum
>Torbjorn
Barbarossa
>Widowmaker
Patina
>D.va
Scavenger or White Rabbit
>Reinhardt
Any of his golds, I'm partial to either of the axe skins
>Roadhog
Islander
>Winston
Safari
>Zarya
Midnight
>Ana
Horus
>Lucio
Auditiva
>Mercy
Amber
>Symmmetra
Utopaea or Vishkar
>Zenyatta
Transcendant
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>>148700119
Literally git gud
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>>148700105
>Having this shitty of taste
>>
Why does everyone hate the Gambler skin for McCree? I like the gold highlights.
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>>148700172
>liking poo in the loo which is a shitty torbjorn with a shittier version of winston's weapon
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WHEN IS THE ZARYA META MEME GOING TO END
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>>148700172
Literally shit colored skin, dude
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>>148699939
someone make a shitload of controversy from al the [TRIGGERING] costumes in the game.


#OurRobotCultureIsNotACostume
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>>148700083
Literally porting from a Blizzard game rip off HAHAHAHAAH
>>
>>148699607
>Soldier 76
Strike Commander Morrison
>Tracer
Sporty
>Reinhardt
Stoneheart
>Winston
Safari
>Zarya
Arctic
>Ana
Captain Amari
>Mercy
Amber
>Zenyatta
Ifrit

Rest I don't care/never play
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>>148691695
except shes actually just fat
post better girls
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>>148700280
When buffed zenyatta aka no tanks allowed will go live
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>>148700254
You understand that Symmetra has the highest winrate in the game, right now, right? Just because her kit isn't very visceral doesn't mean that it isn't strong.
>>
>>148699908

If it's a well coordinated team, then yeah. I'm not counting pub matches where people run in 1 by one 1 and die, making it hard to revive a full team (and therefore, not maximising the silly greatness that is mercy's revive)
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>>148700254
>shittier version of winston's weapon
What. Hers blows his out of the water in close. And in addition has a ranged that can go through his and Rein's shields.
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>literal 27 minute game on temple of anubis
>gold eliminations, silver damage, silver healing because after literally 6 rounds I've played every role from tank to dps to healer
>this is all I get

I am so exhausted of competitive. If by random chance I got on Anubis again it could potentially take me an entire hour to go from 45 to 46. I've spend 8 hours in comp and all I've done is bounce around between 48 and 45.

Please god just let me rank up. I hope things go better in Season 2 with no coin flips.
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Wake me up
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>>148700414
>literally no one picks her
>the times where she gets picked she gets carried by the team
wow
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>young Ana looks exactly like my Balinese girlfriend, except a bit taller

tell me /owg/, does your girlfriend/boyfriend resemble any of the Overwatch heroes?
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>>148700254
>not mentioning the teleporter
retard
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>>148699607
>McCree
Riverboat
>Pharah
Raindancer
>Reaper
Mariachi
>Soldier 76
Jet
>Tracer
Slipstream
>Bastion
Antique
>Hanzo
Lone Wolf
>Junkrat
Hayseed
>Mei
Yeti Hunter
>Torbjorn
Barbarossa
>Widowmaker
Huntress
>D.va
Scavenger
>Reinhardt
Stonehardt
>Roadhog
Mako
>Winston
Safari
>Zarya
Siberian Front
>Ana
>Lucio
Ribbit
>Mercy
Imp
>Symmmetra
Utopaea
>Zenyatta
Djinnyatta
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>>148700208
I use the Gambler skin because I got it on a drop, but everyone knows that his best skin is vigilante.
>>
I think genji will nerf pro player play genji to OP.
>>
NOT TODAY ICEBITCH
NOT.FUCKING.TODAY
The Pharah ended up contesting after I died and we came back and won the last two rounds despite being just a milisecond away from 3-1 defeat, thank you based fucking Junkrat and your wacky ass inventions
>>
>>148700552
Ive done this before. It's fun. Mei still needs a nerf. For one she shouldn't be able to ice shield inside a trap
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>>148700630
fuck off, if anything mei needs buffs
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>>148700119
Friendo. My waifu is Pharah and I couldn't play her for shit. I asked for advice and tested how her damage is done on Training. If she is your waifu you will find a way.

Tips:
>Flying = Danger
>Flying is to move around the map to find spots or just relocating
>Stay flying if the enemy is melee or dangerous if you are on ground
>Rockets are supposed to be aimed with direct hits
>Flank enemies or play like a sniper
>Hug corners like some other ranged classes
>>
>McCree
Mystery Man
>Pharah
Mechaqueen
>Reaper
Mariachi
>Soldier 76
Strike Commander
>Tracer
Sporty
>Bastion
Steambot
>Hanzo
Dragon
>Junkrat
Toasted
>Mei
Yeti Hunter
>Torbjorn
Deadlock
>Widowmaker
Golden
>D.va
Junker
>Reinhardt
Stonehardt
>Roadhog
Stitched
>Winston
Frogston
>Zarya
Arctic
>Ana
Wasteland
>Lucio
Auditava
>Mercy
Valkyrie
>Zenyatta
Sunyatta
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>>148700504
>teleports matter when any semi decent team destroys them in seconds after it gets put out
>>
>>148700630
also remove third person ice form
replace right click with shotty blast
mei immediately less cancer and still stronk 1v1
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>>148700630
Mei definitely does not need a nerf, stop being shit
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>>148700515
>there are people out there who do not want to play as the banana avenger
>>
>>148700552
>tfw i'm going to be thinking of this the next hundred times i see some stupid faggot standing near the point firing at it while the timer ticks away
>>
>>148700504
let the retarded anon shitpost. He's clearly too entrenched to be able to see logic.

You can tell whenever someone tries to compare individual elements of a Heroes kit to other bits and pieces of others.

>Soldier: 76 has a tiny lil field that barely heals more than Lucio, only its not permanent
>Shitty Pharah basic attack, on a long-ass cooldown
>His ultimate LITERALLY does nothing if you're good

You can make anything sound shitty if you try hard enough.

>>148700765
simply epic shitpost, my pal
>>
>>148700719
>>148700783

Why should she be able to shield in a trap? Tracer can't zip out of one, Rein can't charge when in one
>>
>>148700630
The Mei wasn't actually too bothersome that match, but fuck when we won the third round I actually celebrated
I can't believe we fucking did it after that, I mean look how short the overtime counter was, hnnnnnnnnnnng
>>
I heard gemji rat lines that also shields the scope tweak
>>
>>148700842
Because iceblock is not a movement ability? Are you retarded?
>>
>>148700552
>waddles over to MY point
>prolongs the game for 5 seconds with 0 counterplay
>still loses because she's playing a shitter hero with only one trash gimmic
Why are meifags so retarded?
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>tfw you go Genji to deny the enemy Genji their POTG
>>
>11 losses in a row
>below 50% winrate
>"matchmaking is top tier"
>>
>>148700842
...Because the shield doesn't move her?
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>>148700864
fifth round* I meant our third round win, derp
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that is not how you hold gun
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>>148700872
the fuck u sayin famerino?
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>>148700765
>No heroes are op, all you have to do is bring their hp to 0
>>
>guy gets carried
>talks shit in all chat

how to spot an eloboosted carried shitter 101
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>>148700972
>RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE

oh you really stepped in it mate

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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>Throw flashbang
>Tracer's head jerks back, narrowly dodging headshot
>Throw flashbang
>Guy was jumping, glides through air while gracefully dodging headshot
>Throw flashbang
>FTH on enemy
>Does nothing

Oh yeah, McCree's the 1v1 king. Thanks Blizzard.
>>
>>148700931
>>148701003
Traps are useless against Mei. She can just press shift and void them. Even Zarya's shield will wear out before the trap does. PLUS she has her wall to boot
>>
>>148699879
>implying Mei is fat

Mei is not fat, she is only slightly chubby.
She is soft, warm, cuddly and FERTILE.
>>
>>148701018
dont worry, its actually just a scanner
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>>148701117
Wow it's almost like some abilities have counters and aren't good for everything
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>>148701090
>get stuck in a Junkrat trap
>he limps around the corner and begins to unload his grenades
>deflect them back into him
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>>148699607


>McCree
Gambler
>Pharah
Anubis
>Reaper
Nevermore
>Soldier 76
Smoke
>Tracer
Slipstream
>Bastion
Antique
>Hanzo
Lone Wolf
>Junkrat
Tied between Jailbird and Toasted
>Mei
Yeti Hunter
>Torbjorn
Woodclad
>Widowmaker
Comtesse
>D.va
Junebug
>Reinhardt
Stonehardt or Paragon
>Roadhog
Stitched
>Winston
Banana
>Zarya
Siberian Front
>Ana
Wasteland/Wadget (not sure which color scheme I like better)
>Lucio
Tie between Auditiva and Ribbit
>Mercy
Amber
>Symmmetra
Vishkar
>Zenyatta
Ascendant

and since Genji was left off for some reason, Bedouin.
>>
>>148701117
>>Traps are useless against Mei.
>why can't i counter every hero with my hero
>>
>>148701190
Name a counter to her ice shield
>>
>>148699939
So what culture has claimed it invented birds?
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>coinflips decide rank ups or downs
>majority of matches I've played today have been coinflips

How am I supposed to rank up
>>
>>148701242
Rein charge.
>>
>>148701327
Shield, not the wall.
>>
>>148701213
Oh shit, I thought I included Genji.
>>
>>148701242
Ignoring it and waiting until it goes away or going another way?
Shooting the wall with bastion turret if it bothers you so hard?
Using genji and climbing over it?
>>
>>148701242
Standing around and waiting for it to be over, then killing her? She has nothing for a long time after she pops it.
>>
>>148701238
What are Mei's counters again ?
>>
>enemy has the upper hand
>"Widowmaker here."
What made you think that was a good idea?
>>
>>148701242
standing beside her and waiting for run out and then instantly shoot her in the head and kill her

wew hard to counter
>>
Guys, how am I supposed to rank up? I have about a 75% winrate, but winning three and losing one isn't getting me any rank.

I've been stuck at 66 for about a week now. I get close to ranking up, lose a couple, derank to 65, stomp my way back up into 66, and repeat.
>>
>DIE. DIE. DIE.
What did he mean by this?
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>>148701117
>traps are useless against Mei
>not trapping her after the iceblock
Mei players are retarded, if you place a trap on one side and wait on the other, she'll walk backwards into it and you can blow the bitch up
>>
>>148701242
>wait for it

once she comes out she's easily killed if not he's gonna ice wall herself in a corner whihc you can ignore her
>>
So why is Genji not getting nerfed on PTR? He's the most played hero in the top 500 and the only true hard carry in the game. He can solo kill all 200 hp heroes with no counter play (no winston jumping at him and genji double jumping away while doing half winstons life is not counter play) and usually kill them even if they are hiding up their allies' asses. Ana will make it so his ult 1 shots everyone of consequence on the enemy team instead of 2 + dash all while making him a super fast tank. He should be 150 hp like Tracer AND have damage drop off. Why the fuck is he allowed to exist when all stats show he is broken?
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>>148701242
Place a trap at her feet. I've had at least 5 Mei pickers leave after I dropped a trap at their feet.
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>>148701397
Zarya and Tracer to name a few
>>
>>148701386
SHIELD NOT WALL

>>148701392
>>148701407
>>148701450

>Just wait

Not a counter. That's the same argument to the traps, but Mei and others have counters to them so they don't need to wait

>She has nothing

She can right away see everyone around her (Thanks to 3rd person camera) and wall
>>
>>148701443
it's german.
>>
>>148701397
every hero that semi-long or long range
so basically soldier, pharah, widow, hanzo, mccree etc
hell even reapers and tracers should be able to kill mei if they arent fucking shit
>>
I get so tilted when my team falls for the cheesiest stupid shit. A Bastion and Torb top right of the Point A on Hollywood. That shit should be easy to pop, we had a Pharah and a Soldier, but they couldn't do it.
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>>148701516
>She can right away see everyone around her (Thanks to 3rd person camera) and wall
And how does that help her if she gets teamkilled the second ice block breaks you moron?
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>>148701494

I just leave whenever I have a cuntrat on my team.
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>>148701494
Third person camera, she can see the trap
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>>148701368
Yes, using her iceblock will get you killed by rein charge. If you don't count something that will 100% you for using an ability a counter to said ability, I'm not sure what a counter is.
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>>148690282
Considering Hanzo is emotionally fucked up cause he killed his brother, only to find out his brothers not dead, his brother forgives him.... and then he still draws his fucking bow on his brother...

Yeah Hanzo is more emo tier than Reaper
>>
Why is soldier 76 so aesthetically unappealing?
>>
Is there any point in playing Bastion in comp?

Also is it just me or is a well-used Bastion on attack infinitely more useful than a well-used Bastion on defense?
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>>148701515
>Zarya

I play Zarya a lot but still have a hard fucking time with Mei. If she gets you during cooldown there's not much you can do with her slow mobility
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>>148701516
>She can see everyone around her
Do you NOT enjoy imagining her fear as your team surrounds her slowly thawing block, and wait to pummel her shit into the ground once her time is up? Because I enjoy it. A lot.
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>>148701650
While the ice is still up?
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>>148701682
He's not though, he's one of the coolest looking heroes

too bad all his legendaries suck
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>>148694359
>season 2 literally never
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>>148701737
>fear
you mean arousal?
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>>148701516
>Not a counter
So using a strategy that will punish the person for using their cooldowns, is not a counter?

You seem bad, buddy. Mei is a shit character, utterly predictable and most of the time hurts her team with bad ice walls than helps them.
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One more for the pile.
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>Riverboat finally dropped
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>>148701717
>tfw bastion keeps flanking and setting up outside your spawn
HOW DOES NO ONE SEE THE GIANT FUCKING ROBOT WALKING PAST THE TEAM?
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>>148701785
>Gook hunting camo 76 with American Flag on shoulder
>Bad

Shit taste
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>>148701539
"it's german for "the bart, the""
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>play attack on Gibraltar
>pick Junkrat
>"lol dude don't pick Junkrat he is defense and does no damage fucking noob"
>win the game
>14k damage done 63% of the team damage
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>>148701785
He looks like librarian got mutilated, burned and started balding.
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>>148701720
>If she gets you during cooldown there's not much you can do with her slow mobility
That goes for anything. Zarya is a sitting duck while her shit is on cooldown, unless she spent her last cooldown getting 100% charge. Her shield is the single best thing against her freeze beam though.
>>
>Start at 42
>Claw my way up to 54
>Feeling so damn good about myself
>5 STRAIGHT GAMES WHERE PEOPLE LEAVE
>3 GOLDS PER MATCH AND I CONTINUE TO LOSE
>IT
>JUST
>KEEPS
>HAPPENING
>47
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>>148701717
>Is there any point in playing Bastion in comp?
cheesing defense coinflips if you have a team
>well-used Bastion on attack infinitely more useful than a well-used Bastion on defense?
not really, it's only somewhat good at payload and still gets fucked by how everyone knows where he is and can just kill him from the height
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>>148701812
"Everyone is cumming on me!"
>>
>7th retarded team in a row
>all golds as dps, loss

thanks blizz
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>>148701717
Sometimes you can use him when the other team is struggling to keep overtime. 1-2 surprise kills can be pretty game changing.
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>>148701785
>too bad all his legendaries suck
>he doesn't like It Ain't Me 76
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>>148698174
Kaplan stated on forums that it's easy to balance sudden death for 50/50 winrate, but that dispelling the illusion that the coinflip is unfair would be extremely difficult. Even knowing that it's balanced for 50/50 I still think it's bullshit
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>>148701814
Name a way to counter it without waiting for it to end.
>>
>mfw trying to shoot at Raptorion pharahs flying on Illios
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>>148701939
>>148702028

He just looks Ramboish, I want him to keep that unique futuristic look instead of just being a normal soldier
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>>148701828
>not playing with default
Do you even high noon ?
>>
>join game
>teammate sees enemy has 2 zarya
>doesn't change his pick to counter it
>doesn't recommend any picks
>just complains and rages bout random shit unrelated to fixing the problem
>picks sym and goes afk 1 minute into game
>only plays to stay in the game and talk shit on mic
xd
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*instalocks zarya*

if mercy doesnt heal me im reporting
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>>148702117
use the gloriously tacky golden skin
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>>148702083
Name a way to counter Reaper's Wraith form without waiting for it to end.
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>>148699273

oh look it's this faggot again
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>>148697317
no you'll never get me back ever
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>>148701828
>Wyatt
>not Doc Holliday
Are you even my huckleberry, bro?
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>>148702002
>Hurr durr don't pick a Defense class to attack
>Nevermind that one character can singlehandedly break up chokepoints and force Defenders back by pressing M1 in their general direction
>>
I think I can beat Zenyatta in an irl fight
He's made of metal but it looks pretty flimsy
I can lift him over my knee and break him in half
>>
>>148702212
Junkrat trap, freezing him, sleep dart, flash bang rein ult, or just killing him first it's not that difficult
>>
>>148699105
>Captain Amari
>Tea Time
>Shh...
>"Do you need someone to tuck you in?"
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>>148702212
Zarya ult once he's in the form
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What does your guys competitive stats look like?
I just started playing it yesterday.
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>>148702404
It's not difficult to kill Mei before she iceblocks either

you are just bad, son
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>>148702002
>i shot reinhardt shield all game long

good job fuckign moron. a good characte rwould have killed people and pushed instead of spamming randomly all game and being a fucking dead weight they had to pull kicking and screaming to the fucking objective.
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>>148702486
>competitive
>hanzo
kill yourself
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>>148700486
a much younger mercy
im thinking of bringing up cosplaying soon
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>>148702442
Think Im gonna jerk it to kelly hart now
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>there are people who don't have Strike-Commander Morisson
>>
If I attack genji from behind, will his parry still work?
>>
>5th game in a row where my teammates decide we don't need to work together or use a tank or support

Guess I'm practicing hanzo tonight.
>>
I want to fucking die. Die. Die.
>>
>>148699105
>Merciful
>the hands on hips one
>Locked On
>You know nothing

>Not wanting to play as The Boss
>>
>>148702591
>unironically paying a whole game's price again for a bunch of shitty cosmetics
>>
>>148702002
>>148702319
Offence/defense characters seem to do each other's jobs equally well.

The classes in this game are next to meaningless.
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>>148702591
>there are people who spent 20$ on skins
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>>148702591
>that smug as fuck looking at you potg highlight

best skin for him desu
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>>148702591
I use that skin, but I want the MURRICA skin.
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>>148701242
>>148701327
Rein charge solves all problems.
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>>148702486
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>win basically every ranked game / rounds where i don't play support / tank
>forced to play support 90% of the time anyways cuz shitters always insta lock all the dps
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>>148702690
If you already own the game, you can upgrade to Origins for the price difference (20 bucks)
Personally, I don't think it's worth it because I only play Hearthstone and no other Blizzard games
I'd only be in it for Slipstream Tracer
>>
My friends complain about tracer way too much and refuse to pick counters to her when the enemy team goes multiple tracers. I am honestly lost on what to do.

>team scream about the multiple tracers and genjis
>see them stick to reaper and zarya the entire 2/3 KoTH maps
>tell them to switch to winston or something
>they don't
>we lose and they scream "OMG ENEMY TEAM IS TOO TRYHARD"
>>
Holy shit Overwatch is out, I can't believe it. I waited so long for this to come out. Life is going to be exciting from now on.
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>>148702591
>people that use skins that make Ana/76 anything other than the old badasses they are

reconsider your opinions
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>>148702653
No
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>>148702827
>You will never boil Mei alive inside her little shield with Zarya's big beam

Fuck, getting an erection thinking about her screams
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>>148702834
What does the star even mean?

Some shit like prestige?
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>>148702591
The boxes dropped 3 of his legendary skins but i always end up with this one because of that smug face
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>>148702543
Some one has to be the carry.
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>>148702970
It means he's level 111.
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>hit 70
>play at 6am
>get matched with Tviq and some other 80+ niggers

What the flying fuck is up with this faggot matchmaking system?
It's either get matched up against level 80's in a group or some sub-60 shitters who you have to carry.

Non-group-based matchmaking when?
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>>148702967
Can't boil ice retard
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>>148702987
>hanzo no aim shitters
>ever carrying anyone
toppest of keks
>>
>>148702980
smug commander morrison
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>>148702827
>what is canceling ice block
>mei not canceling before de 3 seconds
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>>148703025
Nigger, I'm level fucking 10 I bought this game yesterday and I'm constantly playing against 60+ people.

Eat shit.
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>>148703025
Its not the group MMR you should talk about. The matchmaker widens its parameters to keep queue times fast way too quickly and way too wide.

If you're in queue for more than a minute (For example cause youre rank 70 playing at night, you're not gonna find a match immediately) it opens you up to like 10 ranks difference on either end.
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>gold eliminations/damage every game I'm not support or tank
>feel like I'm doing pretty well on support and tank when I do switch to them, keeping my team alive
>only one on mic, no one responds to me
>teammates don't respond when I ask them to switch off a character (Symmetra on sudden death, Torbjorn on KOTH)
>still not ranking up and trapped in upper rank 40s

what do I do. Do I just give up on soloqueue? It feels exhausting, especially when the matches are so long.
>>
Did you guys already bought loot boxes
if so how many?
something good out of it?
>>
>>148703056
Sublimating just doesn't sound as good.
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>>148703056
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>>148703056
Also can't just become le misty man like reaper IRL
>>
>>148702767
>there are people who are poor
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>>148703072
>Hanzo on either team, always hanging back and contributing little other than an occassional ult and raising his own kill count

>"Lol my team is shit" if the team is he on loses

Why are Hanzos such fucking trash?
>>
>hanzo shitter gets potg
>just corner shooting retards, can't hit shit after they do get out
>>
>>148703149
>Playing Reinhardt
>4 gold medals
>24k damage blocked
>Still end up losing

What the hell are some of these people doing.

Playing soloq is literally just a coin flip and you have to accept there's sometimes nothing you can do to influence the outcome.
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>>148703142
I'm talking about rank 70 you quick play shitter

>>148703148
Why do they do this? I don't mind waiting 10 minutes just to get a GOOD match with people +- 2 of my rank.

Is it possible to leave the queue before the 1 minute wait mark and keep trying again to get even teams?
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>>148700993
up to 12 now.

This isn't how matchmaking is supposed to work. I'm supposed to be fucking matched with people at my skill level. It's been fine up until the last couple of days, and now I'm just getting stomped over and over again. This is fucking stupid and unfair.
>>
>>148703072
Ever one knows that hanzo carrys games your probably like a rank 30-40.
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>>148703351
Well shit I'm sorry.
>>
>>148703149
If you're low rank, don't bother supporting, pick Genji/Zarya/Roadhog if you actually think you're good.

You should be able to carry yourself to rank 60 even if you have a shit team. I don't believe solo q supports get very far desu, but once the skill level is high enough good supports really shine.
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>>148703327
What do you think about this Hanzo POTG, anon?
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>>148703371
>this is what hanzo babbies actually think
>>
>>148703025
It boggles my mind how Blizzard didn't implement separate queues for single/duo Competitive and everything else

If anything, a premade group should be forced to fight solo queuers that are 10 levels higher, not the reverse
>>
>>148703351
They do it because they think people dont like waiting in queue for more than a minute, and they are willing to sacrifice match quality in order to get you into a game faster.
>>
>>148702591
Hmm nah I rather not pay for a skin of a character i don't even play. Diablo 3 i don't own, WoW that i quit because its a fucking snorefest,, where you play fucking farmville with a huge content drought for a fucking year and they call the motherfucking twitter and selfie a fucking major patch where they might as well shove their biggest gold plated iron fist up our ass and call it content.
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>>148702486
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>>148703442
>"I'm illiterate"
>>
>>148703430
Forgot to mention that I got to rank 70 solo Q
>>
>>148703357
it's not matchmaking's fault, there's just no one as bad as you
>>
Who's the best player in earth?
>>
>>148703606
me after my morning coffee
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>>148703480

Which are the peak hours for proper matchmaking?
During the day i rank up and if i stay up late or wake up early i go on a losing streak because i get paired with people either 10 ranks below or above me
>>
>>148703149
Torb can be pretty strong on koth if given an opportunity to get a turret up. He does big dmg on his own and theres lots of scrap to spam armor kits for everyone for fairly big hp/dmg reduction for everyone. Obviously not a standard pick, but not as bad as made out to be.
>>
>>148703442
Its true thou who is gonna carry us if we don't carry the game?
>>
>>148703606
You are.
>>
>>148703585
This is obviously patently false, because there was no issues like this until a few days ago, you memeing retard.

Also my comp rank indicates that I'm fine.
>>
>>148703606
dead people don't make good palyers
>>
I won 5 placement games so for the sixth the game put me against a full stack, with solo queuers on my team.

Queued up again and now it says estimated time: 8:30. Is it searching the actual fucking elite now to enforce a 50% winrate for me? I'm scared
>>
>>148703606
he's "IN EARTH" we have to get him outta there
>>
>>148703668
presumably in the morning and the afternoon, when most people are playing. I dont know this for sure, though
>>
>>148703606
I want to make a molten core joke
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>2 months after release Hanzo is still making shitters cry
>>
>>148703723
Forgot to mention, I won that one somehow
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>solo queuing comp
>my teammates are a 5-stack, all lower rank than me
>4 gold medals from 30 seconds in until the end of the game
>ask one of them to switch from genji because the enemy has 3 winstons
>all five of them have a tantrum on the microphone and tell me I'm why we're losing
>>
>>148703670
I know torb can be good but if you're picking torb in comp I really need to hear the torb on mic and laying out where he's gonna set up and ask the tank to go there as well.

Silent torb on KOTH that says nothing in chat or on mic makes my stomach drop pregame
>>
>>148703824
To be fair, getting hit by his arrows when you were behind a corner is, and always will be, bullshit.
>>
Is it true zenyatta was brought to 175 hp in addition to the damage nerf?
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>>148703805
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>>148703824
well Hanzo will keep making them cry until they stop picking him and pick something useful
>>
>>148698694

You were probably doing well, D.va was made to bully.
>>
>>148703723
It feels like that I won my 1st game then lost the next 4. Next day I hop on and win 4 in a row. Ether forced 50% or just better teams.
>>
>>148703897
They fixed that.
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>>148703910
He's been brought up to 200 (50hp, 150 shields), damage unchanged.
>>
>>148704019
They actually recently nerfed his lmb damage and buffed his rmb damage
http://masteroverwatch.com/news/39-ptr-mini-patch-july-14-2016
>>
>>148700486
>tfw you'll never have a qt arabian descended gf
>>
>>148703910
>Zenyatta

>LMB attack decreased to 40 damage (was 45)

>RMB increased to 40 damage per shot (was 35) for 200 total if all hit.

His hp is still 200 currently.
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>too early too play competitive because you will get matched up with shitters 10 ranks below you
>cant go back to Quick Play after competitive because it's full of shitters

WHY IS LIFE FULL OF SUFFERING?
>>
>>148700798
I'm stuck with it...FOREVER.
>>
>>148703824
Even to this day, I still prefer the TF2 sniper over the Overwatch sniper heroes.

His sniper rifle compared to Widowmakers DMR switcharoo is more balanced and forces you to shoot for the head and even the fucking cuntsman, one of Valves biggest mistakes, isn't a rapidfire 50 damage canon like Hanzos peace of shit.

What a shame that the new update killed off TF2 entirely.
>>
>>148700486
My girlfriend represents Mei's soul because they both don't exist.
>>
>>148699156
>>148699052
These people think that the vigilante skin for mcree doesn't just scream "KILL ME"
>>
>>148691695
Everyone says she's super fat, but no one realizes that most of her size in game probably comes from THE THICK ASS CLOTHES SHE WEARS TO SURVIVE CRAZY LOW TEMPERATURES
Now, she probably is a bit on the deliciously thick side because she spent 20 years in cryostasis, but she's not roadhog
>>
>>148704480
>forces you to shoot for the head
yeah because widowmaker's rifle totally doesn't, with charge time bullshit you're forced to go for the head even more
>>
>>148704819
Spot the guy who has never played TF2. Sniper"s charge time is actually meaningful in that game.
>>
>>148703995
>>148703723
7/10 won now
What happens if 10/10 placement matches?
>>
Why the fuck can't you avoid people anymore

It's disgusting how I keep finding the same few people, recognizing names because there's so few people at this rank then I'm forced to suffer these trash fucks who just play like shit then never swap from something useless and complain
>>
>>148704819

>TF2 Sniper had charge time bullshit as well
>His charge time took over double that of Windowlicker's

Someone's still mad that they can't 150 bodyshots anymore.
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>tfw losing so much today

I know the losses were just as much my fault as my teammates but I'm still mad
>>
>>148705191
Because tryhard autistic fucks got assmad that no one wants to play with them
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>>148692901
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>>148705191

Widowmaker mains played an OP class, people didn't wanna play against people who only played an OP class and avoided them, so their queue times took forever.
>>
>>148705191
the matchmaking is dumb. even in quickplay, i face the same people every day. i play comp more and its annoying as fuck i get 3 min queu efor quickplay and its the same fucks every game.
>>
>sneaking around in room besides the objective
>enemy Pharah comes in for healthpack
>banic
>she fires some rockets then leaves again
>know exactly what she's going to do (blast me off the edge when I come out the door after her)
>poke my head out the door
>"G'day cobber"
>run off just in case
>hear "Hello" in the distance
>she comes down to the door and we just look at each other before walking off in different directions
I do still enjoy a good old Quick Play
>>
New
>>148705697
>>148705697
>>148705697
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>>148698480
>not liking midnight
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>>148702486
>>
Is this game a meme? I got it and damn its shallow as fuck
>>
mei is a qtpa2t
>>
>Meet people 4-6 levels higher than me who are consistently worse than me at the game

I'm talking people who are level 65 who insta-lock hanzo/widow on offense, fail to shoot stationary turrets, and routinely charge off the map as reinhardt.

I don't get it
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>>148699607
>McCree
Vigilante

>Pharah
Mechaqueen

>Reaper
El Blanco

>Soldier 76
Golden

>Tracer
Slipstream

>Bastion
Overgrown

>Hanzo
Okami

>Junkrat
Jailbird

>Mei
Yeti Hunter

>Torbjorn
Barbossa

>Widowmaker
Noire

>D. Va
Junebug

>Reinhardt
Stonehardt

>Roadhog
Pigpen/Sharkbait

>Winston
Safari

>Zarya
Artic

>Ana
Merciful/Captain Amari

>Lucio
Auditiva/Ribbit

>Mercy
Imp

>Symmetra
Vishkar/Architect

>Zenyatta
Djinyatta
>>
>>148699607
>McCree
Gambler or Mystery Man
>Pharah
Raptorion
>Reaper
El Blanco or Wite
>Soldier 76
Night Ops: 76 or Strike Commander Morrison
>Tracer
Sporty
>Bastion
Omnic Crisis
>Hanzo
Okami
>Junkrat
Jailbird
>Mei
Firefighter
>Torbjorn
Deadlock
>Widowmaker
Huntress
>D.va
Junker
>Reinhardt
Bundswher or Lionhardt
>Roadhog
Pigpen or Toa
>Winston
Frogston
>Zarya
Dawn or Arctic
>Ana
Shrike or Captain Amari
>Lucio
Synthesasia
>Mercy
Cobalt
>Symmmetra
Vishkar
>Zenyatta
Ascendant
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>playing australian champs
baka desu senpai
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>When you meet that one soldier/Tracer/Widowmaker who you're sure is cheating

Does anyone else feel this?
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Who else plays a really mobile Soldier 76? I'm talking using rocket jumps to get into unexpected places. It's so damn fun.
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>>148690515
>>148692347
Mcree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tONfEAQdDiQ
Listen on 1.25 speed
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>>148692347
Not "It Ain't Me" for 76? C'mon man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7qkQewyubs
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