/csgog/ Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>>148472826
Noodles in hamburger? Gross.

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so it finally happened, eh? skins and gambling are going to destroy this garbage fucking abomination of a game. i've been waiting for this day

who /G2/ here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegdR0GiJl4

fcking herman hacking cuns

>>148473098
Why is he shaking?

>be bad
>lose
>switch to 4:3
>be good
>win

>>148473660
when you nutted and she still sucking

nikooooooooooooOOOO

fucking niko

hakcss

g2 overttime pls

There's zero% (0%) chance niko is clean.

>>148473402
>that intro
>a dude with a katana
>a shuriken
>music starts
oh.
british people.
Also i thought that chick was qt, but what is wrong with her face

NIKO
NIKO
NIKO
NIKO
NIKO

>>148473907
no eyebrows

>>148473907
>british
africaans
more dutch

>>148472826
good looking burg my man

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believe

cmoN g2 4-0

did shox stop hacking? fucking pussy.

Is Niko trying to take Scream's title?

chrisj looks like a straight up pedo

fucKING MOUZ HACKING SHITttsssts

http://csgo.steamanalyst.com/hotdeals

why haven't you gotten your 'hot' new deal yet?

>>148475082
no BF listed

>>148474413
niKo theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUs8FEsDUZ4

niko with the casual 40 on the last map

fucking kill urselves frenchshitters fsfashfuahfbfsbfusabfuasbufisbiurwuig394g1794g129421 4i jsubr0inapmrq4212141asd

>>148475372
how much?

>>148475082
seriously considering buying one cool skin for -70%

is it a mistake?

who /allinonclg/ here

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>>148473098

i want to rub niko's tummy!!!

UPDATE INCOMEING GET REDYYYY

>>148475459
same esp the knives that i want are now under $100

France got terrorism'd again

>>148476047
Nice

ive stopped playing cs go completely

>>148476384
Brutal. Savage. Rekt

>>148475160
im right here

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who remembers...

>NiKo still playing with these bots

Why doesn't he switch org already. Unreal player

>>148476947
>golden years
>not the KongKat, Drally, eGene, EraZ, Whimp Titans lineup

stay pleb

>>148477001
Serbs hate NATO, germany is just anti-Nato enough.

>>148476947
i wanna lick jdms jawline

>>148477312
jw's jawline > jdm's jawline

>>148476047
religion of peace

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have the 16:9 le native memers taken over /csgog/?

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>>148477949
nah bby

>>148477949

4:3 has literally always been a meme on csgog

>skin gambling dead
>tarik is retiring after this year

Sell ur skines now, csgo is dead the pros know

>>148477949
>playing a videogame in the same resolution is now a meme

pita you fucking shit skin

>>148478602
you really need to learn about the kosovo war my friend :)

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>>148477949
when you die and everyone talks shit at you because the guy was "JUST THERE" and you didn't see it, I'll be in the back of your head, laughing.

when the fuck is Splyce playing

Watching clg makes me feel embarrassed

>>148478792
>ak47 cute
>pic is a type 56
lmao retard anime shitter

http://www.strawpoll.me/10747822/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10747413/

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NICE SOON TO BE DEAD GEAM, GAMBLING ADDICTS

>>148479108
i don't mean EL of course, just in general

i want to see genghis khan ravage NA shits

>no bf to drink whiskey with and watch mushishi

>10-5

>>148479320
jasonR said they would be in season 2 of e league but hes not with them anymore

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>tfw you ace clutch with a Nova

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anyone from imcute here?
I wanna join. Im ready to toggle.

>>148479802
you cant join, but im in imcute

>>148479941
where is the proofs?

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>>148480109
up on melancholy hill theres a plastic tree

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>>148479149
>they're literally the same shell
>catching distinct designs of the same fucking thing in a poorly animated show

Wow dude

>>148480405
lmao get owned fat anime retard

>>148480334
>tali
>VACcinated
https://steamcommunity.com/id/heyimtali

>>148480860
yeah im not tali lol

>>148480334
How does a group have that many members when it is invite-only?

>>148481102
used to be open

>>148480860
>used to play tera with tali
he's such a fag lamo

This scoreline is the work of an enemy Stand!

Nice dead general gotards llol

>>148482409
come stand a little bit closer, breathe in and get a bit higher

>>148483151
hahaha DANK

>>148483359
lol!
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/753731111776378880

Reminder to bind caps lock to toggle cl_righthand

if faze lose a map to this shitty team

they can disband

>defuse bomb
>americans clap

>>148473660
Orgasm or maybe he's having a stroke. Just look at the shape he's in. Dosia is a stroke and heart attack waiting to happen. Same goes for Hiko and his diet that consists of the audience of every major.

>>148473660
He's probably tweaking out on all the free energy drinks or just nervously bouncing his legs

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>nobody used cheats
>NiP was best team
>everyone started toggling
>nip is tier 2

UHH CSGOTARDS?

>>148485432
NiP magic

>know they're coming B
>still cant stop the push
cbble is so trash

>G2 lose to mouz
>muslim kills over 70 frogs

Uh gogurts?

>>148485432
>nip win when shox is going full toggle in a team with kio, kqly and sf
>no one is toggling
lol ok gramps u fag

>>148485432
>f0rest
>not a toggler

why are clg players so bad? their crosshair placement is EU LEM tier

fucking hell how is fox still playing for this team

>>148486079
sory mrs jackson

What if valve made spray cans where you could combine them with stickers to make sprays

hire me valve

that round literally came down to rng

>>148486324
>what if valve added back functionality that was in the game 16 years ago

i hate this game so much sometimes

lmao tarik bot
no wonder they kicked his ass. even hazed is doing better while igl

EU seriously need to stop playing this game lmao

yall garbage

>>148486636
i agree
gonna play inside instead

>>148486714
looks cool game havent finished limbo yet tho

>>148486482
yeah but these would be cool and not just shock porn

GTX 1060 or RX 480 Nitro?

>>148487005
you got hardly any shock porn in 1.6 though

>>148487016
neither
no point in spending that much money on a GPU

fuck faze garbage fucking team

is dazed redpilled? redpill me on dazed.

>tfw finally getting a job
Soon I can afford all those skines I want

>>148489458
>wasting your mcdonalds check on skins so you can pretend to be rich
buy a gym membership fatso

>>148486846
imo limbo is shit. braid is better in every way and only the end section of limbo with gravity is good
so far i'm loving inside. super opressive and i've been scared in a way i didnt expect just afraid that i'm going to die at any moment. the game is great. torrent it and if you like it maybe buy it.

>>148487338
>hardly

I can't even begin to tell you how many servers I was banned from for posting mantrain pics from 1.6, CZ, CSS, and TF2. At least one guy every server was spraying some kind of vile shit. Though those ones that looked like CT's hiding in a corner were pretty cool, even tricked me a few times.

>>148489884
>you were the idiot spraying pics

well you clearly have a great reference point to determine how much shock porn was sprayed

faze... hello? save my $1000.

>>148489585
Actually I'm gonna be working at a Costco warehouse

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>faze getting trashed by tier 5 NA rag tag team
Anti cheating measures working as intended.

le individual skills meme is my fav meme

>>148490395
This is just a meme right?

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Not like this. I dodge G2, but I lose because of faze?

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Kio and Fox are the togglers, prove me wrong.

They're like fucking Olof and Flusha.

like they even look like lowlife cheaters

>he doubted our guys tarik and others

>>148490065
I was enjoying the game faggot, there were thousands of players that did it. I was far from the only person, they invented plugins to determine who sprayed what because of how rampant it was. And if it wasn't some scat porn or other sick shit it was regular porn which also got the same response.

>koosta

Wow this is some fucking trash tier CS. Both of these teams suck balls.

TARIK IS SO FUCKING BAD ROFL WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING EVEN

>>148490825
kio 100%
people won't remember why, but me and le old figs do

>>148491670
inventory cleaning immediately after KQLY?

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CHEATERS GETTING BTFO
B
T
F
O

How are they so bad? These guys are getting paid for this right?

hey gamers what's the best csgo cheat

Ah the olde overtime meme

good shit gotards

damn cs esports fucking suck

imagine zeus being fox teammate

CLG just re-dosed on addy. It's over FaZe shitters.

>>148491719
yup. no one ever mentions this, but he was on a team with sf and KQLY before LDLC, then they get banned and oh, his inventory is gone and he got """"hacked""""

>faze is literally acne-ridden teenagers

>koosta is out rifling faze members

what the fuck is this game?

so theyre not letting koosta use the awp ever? how fucking cucked is this guy

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>pros can't hit M4 sprays without external assist

>technical difficulties

>technical difficulties
>match point

holy shit eleague pls

>maikel treated fox like a refugee
>get kicked after he had enough of this shitter

is he the most cucked e-sports pro

>eleague

a little break , csgolounge guys commin' in explaining how much money can be lost here

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>tfw koosta

im guessing it has to do with the thunderstorm that is going on in atlanta

>>148489407
He's smarter than you, and 98% of csgo forums.
Myself included.
If he applied himself to being anything other than a CS player, or a kike streamer, he'd excel in w/e field desu.

whats the score? my internet went down at 15-15

>>148493682

the score i- CHANNEL OFFLINE

>>148493682
18-18
down again

>>148493864


fuck me. I got a lot riding on CLG

lel no not really, a 69cent skin

>>148494076
>betting
I don't give a fuck, retard.

>>148494189

I hope your mother gets breast cancer and dies a slow painful death

>>148494286
Sick.

>>148494286
edgy

Tarik must literally be throwing on purpose waht the fuck

is anyone else watching fl0m stream rn? is that "girl" using a voice changer?

>>148494610
>her

fox need to die first every round

>>148494286
18+

>>148494481
it really does look like he was throwing

fucking faze

I did not doubt FaZe for even a minute.

kek at this echofox match

>>148495496
>ef in a 2v4
>seangares gets the remaining 4 kills for an ace

kind of fucking hilarious

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>>148496828
Fucking next game aproto dc as soon as spectators join, dude is obvi toggling lmao and didnt want to get caught on cam

>>148488819
>$200-$250
>too much for a gpu
wow have fun playing tf2 in 720p

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>>148487016

when the HECK is this update

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burg out n about

>>148501747
vomit inducing desu

yes denis dont even try say that u are higher

>wheh you have to votekick yourself in order to get your team out of their Skype circlejerk

>>148503879
>I was on the roof in 1992

so are both eleague games going to be on tv tomorrow?

>>148505674
only the faze mous one is televised

so we get the whole stream for the good match, and the shit nerfed stream for the shit match

>sk gaming house in usa
>na finally has a good team

>>148509703

both teams in the finals were NA teams

NA is the home of counterstrike

Official VIP maps when?

VIP maps at majors when?

>>148503879
savage af
>>148504610
underrated

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>topfrag with sg and aug
>the enemy team didnt get salty

Pretending to be Russian and causing my team to start teamkilling each other is so much fun

>>148517474
>read topfrag as tripfag
I need to wake up

oh shit waddup

Can we all agree that the mm ranking system is absolute garbage?

>tfw $30 usb chinaman headset
>tfw having to tell my teammates where the enemy is in clutches with 99% accuracy

holy fuck people are bad at this game

>>148518950
Like 75% (prob more at your rank) of people play with default music, an epig sound kit or their own music

>>148519110
i use music, but I turn it down low. also bomb music off only 10 second timer on

>>148518950
>trying to clutch
>"please tell me where they last were", "please someone say where the killed you from"
>fucking deathly silence

>pull off a clutch
>stay shaky for the rest of the game

>>148520374
>pull off a clutch with awp
>team is like you didn't do anything special it was just 1 v 3 with awp it happens everyday to win.
yeah thats why I play with friends

>buy charging cable for phone on ebay
>it's defective
>now have to by another one
>don't want to waste time disputing over a dollar

I'm miffed tbqh.
/blog

my gfs (male) birthday today

gonna give her birthday sex while you nerds stay inside playing dead games rofl

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>>148525923
>my gfs (male) birthday today
> gonna give her birthday sex while you nerds stay inside playing dead games rofl

>>148526140
who are you quoting?

>>148525923
http://vocaroo.com/i/s172kyzqbLlk

>>148526307
ummm just because she has a penis doesn't mean it's gay?

>when a girl likes you but she isn't a virgin
Makes me want to kms, gogurts.

>>148511821

Been dominated by yurop, are we seeing a shift? Or is this just a meem dream?

>>148526692
>liquid beats nv
>loses to vp offline on train
>liquid knocks out niko and co.
>liquid knocks out navi
>liquid knocks out fnatic
>loses to br cheaters

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>wearing shorts in anti terror policing
>in public

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Some anon interested in playing with me?
Silver III here, basically just started playing CS:GO.

Stats for my last game in the image.

Not really sure what to do on a map like Mirage yet, but I always tend to shut down 1 entrance with smoke / molotov / flash, and then watch the second entrance.

steamcommunity.com/id/TooBadNerds

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>tfw you auto mute every single person in the game if it gives me an american server
Why are these yankees so god damn fucking annoying. Their accent, what they have to say its just all CANCER

>>148527440
Region?

>>148527585
look at the scoreboard it's eu obv

>>148527585
I don't know what sorts of regions Valve uses for CS:GO, but I live in Germany.

>>148527808
>germany
No thanks

>>148527805
People in Aus/NZ have ironic Russian steam names, I assume ameripooppants do as well

>get into a game of mm
>all warmed up after dm-ing for a hour
>notice my teammates have high ping
>one of them talk on the mic
>hear a disgusting, barely understandable accent
>realize im playing with fucking europeans
>decide to give them a chance
>the enemy does a 5 man push to a
>teammates says "all short"
>disconnect
>now have a 7 day cooldown
why do these subhuman "people" keep getting into my games?

>Find ranked match
>No Russian names
>Lead 12T - 3CT on Mirage
>1 Guy suddenly decides to afk
>He gets kicked by the other 3 guys
>Suddenly another kick vote
>"You were kicked from too many recent matches"
Ebin xDD

our mongol is streaming

Guys I haven't actually played a full comp game in a year
when I try to play comp I get bored around round 10 and disconnect.

I just play casual and topfrag to inflate my ego

why is this game so dead

>>148528865
>>148529947
nice blog(s)

>>148532138
who wants to bet they're running off with the skins

>>148532182
who wants to be "a few minutes" is two weeks?

>>148533373
this was a good post btw

I'm on a greyhound bus. I'm so tired

>>148534917
I just did a pt test, it was easy

>>148534917
>he doesn't have his own car
LMAO look at this poorfag

>>148534954
>pt
How's elementary school working out for you?

>>148534954
Nice man. Nice.

>>148534998
Im in the Air Force dingus

>>148534998
I do have my own car. I took the train to see some family and then through a series of events I had to take a bus back

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>>148535036
>Im in the CHAIR force
ftfy tbqh famalam

>>148535119
It's pretty easy tbqh famalam and pays for da skines so whatever.
Comfy desk job desu

>>148535207
You are not flyan? :((

>>148535291
I'm a big guy (for you) and not eligible for flying status
Only O's fly anyways

https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/753788406786846721
the ourest of our guys

>>148535702
Thorin actually bounces between reddit and us from time to time tbqhwuf

is this the right decision? https://twitter.com/TeamDignitas/status/753937402003980289?lang=en

>>148520174
I still prefer that to:

>"THEY ARE ALL AT A COME TO A WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IT'S A IT'S A"
>rotate fast
>bomb gets planted on B

poopoo pee pee

>Gun changes
>CZ gives $300 kill reward
>Reduced moving accuracy for Tec-9 and USP
>All upgraded pistols except Deag deal 95-99 damage to the helmet at closest range
>Shooting while on the air causes bullets to never land within a circle around the crosshair
>M4A1-S fire rate now on par with M4A4, reload time increased in exchange (the reload animation can be pulling back the charging handle)
>Improve M4A4's armor penetration

>Movement changes
>Increased deceleration upon landing from a jump to on par with 1.6
>Re-introduce ladder strafing

>Map changes
>Re-introduce Inferno into active pool
>Remove Dust2 from active pool
>Add Tuscan to active pool

Will this make the game good?

>>148535702
What accusations? What happend?

>>148537848

>talking about the game

This is an esports only general boy

>>148537848
>Remove Dust2 from active pool
i understand why you want to do this, but it still is a bloody good map

>that one normie fuck that starts goofing around when ahead

how do I get matched with autists only?

is harveyfag gone?

>>148537848
>>Shooting while on the air causes bullets to never land within a circle around the crosshair
There is nothing good about this

>>148472826
Reminder that if you play 4:3 and started playing on cs:s or GO, you're a fucking bandwagonin cuck that deserves to forever be nothing more than DMG

>>148538279
there's only tier 2 teams fighting for neetbux

>>148537848
>not wanting the game to be dust2-only

Jesus Christ, that's the whole reason this game is dying.

>>148538963
Reminder that if you post in /magog/, you're a fucking bandwagonin cuck that deserves to forever be nothing more than DMG

Is it true what Dazed said about Hiko smelling really nice?

>>148539212
idk
dazed looks like he smells like gefilte fish or some other heeb delicacy
a good jewish boy he is

>>148539212
Probably. Hiko does seem like he would try too hard to smell good to make up for the rest.

>>148540019
Make up for what?

>>148540431
you know...... the IT....

>tfw had just enough money to get a haircut for job interview
>tfw jew bank charges me a "maintenance service charge" that takes 1/3 of my poorfag bux
>tfw will probably not get the job now

I'll never have cool skines now, wtf

>>148472826
>skins are dropping
fuck yes, gonna get some cheap ass skins.

>>148541230
!crate

>>148537848
csgo is dogshit, the movement is still fucking terrible ice skating garbage

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>>148542237
>argentina

I just got called a cheater every round of the 2nd half in le-lem game and I've never cheated in my life :^)
feels good to these games from time to time

dead

>>148542237
please neck yourself you unfunny shitskin

18:34 - Maшa: пpивeт
18:36 - me: hi, i'm not russian sorry
18:36 - Maшa: treis
18:36 - Maшa: I you 3 items in game Team Fortres
18:36 - Maшa: 105 rub
18:36 - Maшa: You me utems in csgo
18:37 - Maшa: 100 rub
18:38 - Maшa: oк?

>>148542951
>not removing and blocking russians as soon as you figure out they're russians

>>148542951
did you fuck later?

>>148543098
be white or get out, nigger

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>>148542997
no a bit too pedo for my taste

finish the fucking strawpool faggots
http://www.strawpoll.me/10747413

>>148543631
Screamer, don't click!

>>148543631
f0rest and s1mple both are 1400 edpi
what now low sens cucks?
*180s behind u*

>>148544121
so if i'm used to 1000 edpi, i shouldn't force myself to lower it?

>>148544121
Not quite, s1mple is at a little over 1200

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/S1mple#Gear_and_settings

Still higher then me, 960edpi

>>148544457
that's not accurate, the 3.09 is from when he was using a steelseries sensei @450 dpi, which makes his sensitivity exactly 30cm/360
he uses 3.45 for 400 dpi

>>148544392
not if you dont want to
there are people with crazy aim who use high sens

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AHHH! AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE!

>>148545229
keK

>>148545229
bad news your games will be exactly the same for about 7 more ranks

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>>148545229
>people below LE are allowed to post here

>>148545229
if it took you more than 50 wins, then you just didn't want to and/or didn't know how to get better

i'm new
gold nova 4 after 95 wins
is that ok?

>>148545975
>i'm new
>95 wins
dude what

>>148545827
Started on S1, went to GN1 after 110 wins, played them all in pugs. Almost 80% of them I was top fragger.

I doubt you can get faster than that if you are playing alone in pugs.

i am mge with 300 wins how do i fix this

already watch 40 hours of anime per week so don't suggest that

>>148546092
what? i play about 4 MM games a day, so... 5-6 weeks in this shit. That's new.
>>148546115
solo MM, 2nd in team on average, started as S3 got to GN1 in about 60-65 wins

>>148546387
>40 hours of anime per week
If you are doing less than 60 per week, you are doing it wrong.

>>148546557
thanks

also, in these 95 wins, i've had 3 of those "a faggot you reported has been VACed"

so that's 1 in 30 games. I think it should be higher.

thorin's passive aggressive tweets aimed at are guys reddit only get funnier when you realize that he is nearly 40 years old

>>148547474
youd think by now he wouldn't get so triggered by 15 year olds on plebbit

>>148547817
he can't help having aspergers

>>148540431
Being fat

>>148548424
Hiko is not considered fat in America. Just like Siri considers herself skinny.

>>148546850
or you should stop being so salty and stop thinking that everyone who is better than you is a cheater

>>148546850
are you one of those trash that gets 1tapped and calls it luck/hack

>>148548874
Siri is skinny, she's as fat as an iphone.

>>148549215
no
i rarely report anyone. Made prob 6-7 reports

>>148549781
She is skinny and gets offended if you call her chubby. She has written long rants not to call her chubby. She is under the average weight in America, you know?

>>148551717
>fat with mental issues
perfect match for porn

@148552504
nothing

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>>148545827
>took 40 wins to get out of silver
>feel all smug I did it so quickly
>at 100 wins now
>still nova 1

>>148553048
you can do it! :3

>>148552504
>getting banend for shitposting
You are doing it wrong.

>>148551717
She is an iphone program

>>148553048
i finally made global elite after 47 wins, believe in yourself and you can do it

>>148553604
but my crazy fast progress has slowed

should I deload?? drop to 3x5?? move onto an intermediate program?? is madcow good for my goals??

>>148553743
it was for replying to blingi's post

is cs go dead? :(

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>>148553048

>147 wins
>MG1

haven't played fps in ages, i'm not trash guys, r-right?

mouz or our guys faze?

>>148555769
2.22 odds on FaZe lmao.

Any IRE/UK LEMs or Supremes want 2 play

>>148557453
http://steamcommunity.com/id/strawberryjamsandwich xD

>>148553048
yeah, i seem to be stuck in GN3
up-rank to GN4 and get kicked back immediately
quite unlucky with the teams tough

>>148555769
faze ez

60.5 hours past 2 weeks

that's not addiction right?

>>148559736
thats pretty low

>>148559736
Please, I play that much in two days.

>>148559736
Video Games and Health:
How to be a Healthier Gamer
1. Eat Healthy
2. Find an enjoyable Physical Activity
3. Maintain Personal Hygiene
4. Find a Social Group
5. Keep gaming in context
living life to play the next game is a dangerous rope to walk as it’s trading the real world for a fantasy world, sometimes literally.

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>>148559834
>4 hours a day is low
yeah sure buddy

>>148559736
thats nothing. i used to play 80+ hours the past 2 weeks

"CSGOLounge | TradeBot offered you a trade:
We need to verify suspicious item(s) from your trɑde. If you decline trɑde, your ɑccount will be suspended for 7 dɑys. Code:6H75"

this must also mean that there are people who fall for this shit

>>148561517
the autists that care about high value skins fall for the most retarded shit, it's the whole reason the mobile authenticator was added

there was a scam going around a while back where people would send trade offers for knives and literally just type "you will receive $100 for this trade" in the message box and a bunch of people fell for it

>>148561131
>4. Find a social group

???

>>148559736
>60.5 hours past 2 weeks
same

trying to slow down a little

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who else /literallyallieverplayiscsgo/ here?

>>148562096
only csgo, quake live, and dota
thought about buying overwatch but as i figured everyone said it was shit after a week

the vp match isnt going to be on tv is it

>>148562096 milked Insurgency until it died, got very disappointed with Killing Floor 2, now sucking russian cocks in CS:GO

i don't understand people who play more than 1 game at the time. You choose a game and you play it non stop for a few weeks/months and the move on. wtf is this Overwatch in the morning Dota for dinner and Footboll Manager before sleep?

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>be mg2
>100 wins and like 70 losses later still MG2
>ranks in game range from GN4 to LE
>MG's topfragging over DMG's
>GN4's hitting 0.3second awp prefires
>the most common knife I see are meme daggers
>last 3 games I was in office where I died to awp shots through smoke every round
am i in literal elo hell?

>play on shitty laptop
>20-60fps average
>stuck on DMG/LE for the last four months
Is this the highest I can go with my toaster?

>>148563606
Are you me?

>>148564017
Yes

>>148564349
Yes.
and i also play on a laptop, not that shitty tough
after screwing with .cfg i get pretty stable 60fps with my i5-4200H + 850m
did you check out the settings guide on steam?

>>148564017
I was in the same situation in MGE, I kept hitting DMG every 15 or so games but immediately after I'd get two or three awful games and go right back down.

Then I stopped playing for 2 months because of overmeme and now my gamesense is gone so I don't even play on my main anymore (I lost the rank and got back at mg2, still get shat on in most games)

feels bad desu

>>148565374
I should do that. I remember there being some shit you could tweak in a file but then they changed the entire file or some shit

Why do I always need to download "flash/resource/loading/map.swf?" Is there a fix to this? It's annoying being late to load in because of it

7 games today, 7 times 1-3 blatant hackers on either side of teams just obviously spinbotting/wallhacking/aimbotting

this is just fucking pathethic

>>148566147
Have you tried the simple stuff like verifying the cache or reinstalling?

>>148566315
What's your rank? It's been at least 20 games since the last time I had a blatant hacker

will virtus shit throw today

>>148564017
>GN4's hitting 0.3second awp prefires
The average person's reaction time is 300ms
300ms is 0.3 of a second, or 3/10ths.

That's not a prefire, that's seeing someone, aiming at them, and clicking. Most high rank players have 200-240ms reaction times.

>>148566490
hovering between mge and dmg, depends on whose team gets better cheaters

>>148564349
>tfw 24fps constantly
>can only make it to SE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hp2slZGzks

Are Splyce our guys?

>>148569202
davey has always been our guy

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Thorin is now a pedo, baka.
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/754043436802736128

>>148570075
Just wants to be cool with scoots

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>>148570075
papa thorin

>>148570075
>observers
What a god

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>there are gotards in this thread RIGHT NOW that play on native resolution

i skipped

i sense a throw

ELeague live NAO.

>>148560452

w

does anybody else have faint images of cbble's bombsites burned into their mind from watching it so fucking much

that aimlock

>>148570949

starting off strong here

>>148570460
>Not having an 800x600 CRT monitor for playing CS on

Yeah, reddit. We get it, you're bad.

FUCCCCKK
VP

ARMY > GOV EZ TURKEY

>>148571078
>4:3
Slit your wrists

>>148571702

>16:9

neck urself my man

>>148571823
>I give up visual information for placebo memes
Your very existence revolts me

new update finally removed the wildfire operation

Release Notes for 7/15/2016

15 Jul 2016 -

[ Operation Wildfire ]
– Operation Wildfire has come to a close.
– The Operation Wildfire case is available for all players.

[ Misc ]
– Added ESL One Cologne 2016 tournament finalists and champions to the Major Trophy.

[ Sound ]
– Increased fidelity for Bizon, Mac10 and UMP45 weapons.
– Unique reload and draw sounds for Bizon, Mac10 and UMP45 weapons.
– New sound for C4 disarm start and disarm finish, more in line with C4 plant sounds.
– New sound for empty magazine impacting with ground.
– Lowered volume of low ammo sound and added unique sound.
– Lowered volume of smoke grenade tail.

[ Maps ]
– Cache
— Added graffiti to commemorate ESL One Cologne 2016.

[ Mac/Linux ]
– Fixed maps that use Squirrel scripting, including the Weapons Course map.
– Fixed a Linux memory leak.