Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

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vote in the most important poll in the history of our esport

https://www.strawpoll.me/10705972

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http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20176413/more-free-to-play-heroes-in-training-and-versus-ai-7-11-2016

>With the arrival of this week’s patch, until the week of Tuesday, August 23, the first 30 heroes who set foot in the Nexus will become free-to-play in Training and Versus AI mode games. Check out the complete roster below:

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A Z U L A
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>>148161949
>mfw Drain Life and Horrify use the original sound effects from WoW

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QUICK, CLAIM YOUR FAVORITE BLIZZARD CHARACTER (LORE-WISE)

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At least three more weeks until this semen demon arrives

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>>148163017

Kerrigan is mine bitches

Should I buy Chen's master skin and lear not git gud with him or buy Jo and learn to git gud with her?

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>>148163026
>yfw auriel is medivh 2.0

>>148163026
>no porn yet
Literally how?

>>148163238
dead
game

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>>148163232
>Gul'dan
>Burst Damage

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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

>>148163232
Do we know angel tits moveset now?

>>148163472
i guess the fel flame and the meteorite

>>148163472
I dunno man, a Gul'dan centered around his Q can burst for a lot.

>>148163232
Is this official? Or simply someone opinion?

>>148164168
It's from Shitlogs, so no it's not official. The guy who runs it is dumb.

>>148164168
kind of official

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Seriously ? 90% ?

>>148162274
surprised li-ming is in 3rd place. are people just butthurt that she blows them up with her skills

>>148164887
>Burst Assassins

Ruined this game, man.

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>>148163017
Just my favorite character overall. Most relatable guy for me, I love the guy.

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>>148163017

obligatory bump with the number 1 sexiest hots art

>>148163017
Garrosh hellscream

then grom
then kargath
then malkorok
then kilrogg
then blackhand
then guldan
then nerzhul

>>148164887
90% of your 35% hp pool

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>>148165807
wow 4chan is retarded website..

>>148166080
Not as retarded as those asses.

>>148162274
Nova in second!
I'm surprised really.

>>148164887
learn to read graphs

>>148165858
wrong, it's 51% pool
look again.

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>>148166080
>hate the skin
>love the thighs/ass
Help.

>>148163472
well it's sustained burst innit?

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>>148163017

>>148166926
>sustained burst
>sustained
>burst
i don't think you know what these words mean.

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>>148163017
ysera is my bae

>>148163026
Blizzard char designers still got the touch

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>>148166890
Don't worry friend help is on the way

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>>148167207

>>148166080
Oh, look, a little alliance cuck.

Garrosh for HotS, Iron Horde is true horde. It's time for an actual Orc Warrior to be in this game, and an orc that isn't a Jolly Green Giant or half breed loser.

Lok'tar ogar!

Imperius or Itherael would be fine too.

>>148165039
Blizzard calls her a "hard" character. But she's easy as fuck to play, just hang in the back and spam everything. I don't get it?

>>148167427

played Li Ming for the first time yesterday. Got a 7 game winning streak because I just stayed back and burst everyone out of their range.

>>148167060
you're (the joke) ass

>>148163017
Blizzard did something very sad with Diablo. Blizzard north have created a great lore, but in game they never talked too much about it, probably because the game was a bit too old. But then, with Diablo 3, they could start to talk about the lore but instead, they created a whole act with leoric and butcher. They didn't introduced nothing new, the story was already known. Even worse, they modified it, just to justify their scenario with the black soul stone.

You'll never get stories about the vizjerei clan and the fight between horazon and Bartuc. You'll never have the stories about the Bul kathos and his friend which was the creator of the druid schools to protect the arreat summit. Of course you can find a few texts talking about that, but nothing important lore-wise. The story wasn't developed enough and blizzard preferred a bullshit story with maghda and léah instead.

Fucking Diablo 3. It ruined all my dreams of having the best hack & slash ever and learning more about the lore of Diablo. Even worse, now every wiki use the story of Diablo 3 so you'll just get this bullshit story instead of the real one.


Anyway, to answer, there's two based character in this lore : Tal Rasha and Khalim.

>>148167427
>>148167623
>not taking teleport talents and hunting down the whole enemy team after one of them dies

>>148167427
if blizzard really wanted to put a dent in her, they would increase the mana cost of her spells
i know they're going for the whole "spam your spells lmao" mindset but being able to churn out combos while your bar is 2% filled is outrageous

>>148167902
>Tal Rasha
Silly Anon, that's just an item set and not a character

>>148168132
and khalim is just a flail ?

>>148168425
Duh. And Bul-Kathos is just some guy with a ring named after him.

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>>148163017
Claiming Samir Duran/Emil Narud/dark Xel-Naga with many names at a leisurely pace.

>>148168425
Khalim is just a quest in act 3

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

>>148168680
see >>148162440

>texas
>lower ping to west coast than central

who the fuck puts a server in chicago. fucking blizzard.

anyone know when mewn went full jew and chu stopped talking to him?

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when will this skin go on sale

>>148168845
Who the fuck lives in texas?

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>>148169112
what a slut

LUNARA

Canada gets a stable and very playable connection to BRAZIL.
What the fuck is wrong with you Americans?

>>148169894
SUCKS

>>148169894
Is CUTE and FUN!

>>148170409
FUCKING

>>148170208
mostly jews

>>148169894

SOPPING

>>148171531
DEER

>>148172202
>>148171531

Yiff in hell furfags

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Pls rate.

Note: Xul is not /vg/, I repeat, he is not /vg/.

>>148172345
not a furfag but lunara does indeed have a SOPPING DEER ___

>>148172345

not even a furry retard

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>tfw no slavic qt carrying you to master

>your dignity and sexuality are increasing now
what does she mean by this? there is no dignity in what i'm doing watching her :3

>>148172814
holy shit what

>>148172473
Fucking team mates sucked. Literally stood on two sides of Uther. HE HEALS IN A LINE YOU DUMB FUCKS!

>>148172814
>watching some russian whore
Didn't Twitch ban clothing that shows cleavage?

>>148172814
Why do these people put their faces on the shit they play? I should make face rec 3D puppets and do this shit like Oscar the Grouch style.

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>>148173391

>>148162274
where the fuck is zagara???

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>Fel energies converge on the Nexus. Gul'dan will be unleashed tomorrow!
are you ready?
what does /hotsg/ think of him?
seems like a strong solo laner. combined with the minion changes he seems like a good pick.

>>148175415
42% Winrate for sure

>>148175415
not a female goblin hero/10

>>148175415
Not an effective ambush ganker, and obviously worse than specialists. He's going to be overshadowed by the new splitpush and counter-splitpush meta.

Expect Xul and Illidan to have their win rates spike.

>>148175415
below 40% win rate

>>148175415
meh

he's going to be good though, he has great waveclear and great sustained, good damage and pretty good defense. not excited about him at all though

>>148175282
no hideous abominations allowed, so no li li and zag

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>>148176524
why is lunara in the poll then?

>>148176843
lunara has mermaid status, half of her is good for sexing

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>>148175415
>one of my favorite Blizzard characters
>a warlock hero
>a mostly Affliction based toolkit, ie my favorite WoW spec
My one and only gripe is that they gave him Warlock t12 armor set instead of, well, any of the Warlock set. I mean Balespider, really? Why not Felheart, Nemesis, Deathbringer, or Dark Coven to name a few.

>>148177249
Seriously. Balespider a shit.
At least the second skin, with the gold trim, doesn't look bad on him with his back spikes as spider legs and all.

>>148177017
Which half? Neither looks appetizing to me.

white lunara or Nelf lunara!?!?!?

>>148177530
just play the goddamn game.

>>148177530
purple sentinel lunara is the qtiest

>>148172321
>>148172121
Raynor should have stayed behind and hooked up w/Nova. At this point, Kerrigan is a Xel'naga w/tentacles everywhere, right?

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>>148177017
what's the difference between a hairy panda cunt and a hairy doe cunt?

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>>148177723
lewd

>>148177723
Ticks, mostly.

>>148177713
can tell if the face here is worse then mexican chola/official art Ling.

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>>148177723

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>>148177713
but she isn't able to revive the dead. auriel will be but she is still a month away

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>>148177249
or just give him the set modeled after him
quite a shame because the hots development team either releases cool as fuck skins to go with heroes or end up making them ugly as sin; no middle ground

>>148177713
I need you, Li-Ming.

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>>148177917
Don't bully the best support in the game.

>>148178013
>but she isn't able to revive the dead
>implying

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>>148177713

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>>148177917
rude

SEKRIT FORMULA FOR NOT GETTING 4 SHITTERS ON YOUR TEAM IN RANKED

1. play after 2 AM / before noon
2. play a tank
3. play that tank well
4. mute Allied Chat and don't give a fuck, pings are good enough
5. always be heading for the objective when it's up, never waste time making EBIN plays

also related, I spent some time in General Chat today (I know) and most of the people playing this game seem to be highschool kids?

>>148177713
Moar like "this dick needs me" amirite?

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>>148162274
>tfw people keep voting for your pure waifu

>>148179263
I'm a staunch believer that Blizzard hires people to act as retards in the chats/forums so that fanboys (and other hired workers) have ammunition to use.

>>148178182
Li li will be bullied to extinction

>>148178182
ill bully her right into the ovens

>tfw no psycho frog-like gf who also wants to be frands
._.

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>>148181428
>tfw tyrande wont sit on your face

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>>148181737
>>148177713

>>148181428
>If that game came out it would probably be the last nail in the coffin for hots

>>148181428
did he forget to bring his other blade?

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>its a "first pick brightwing because KT is trash"

Of course it was a diamond 3 that hadn't played in months banning.

I know for a fact that I'm going to get silenced after this fucking game.

>>148183158
its just a fucking game dude. not everyone owns every character. i dont even own thrall

>>148183276
>going into ranked, much less higher end, with this attitude.

>>148183276
>not everyone owns every character
That's not what its about.

It's about, just for once, asking that your teammates not be completely inept fucks. And to top it off, trying so hard to justify your picks/bans when you're just flat out fucking wrong.

Any hero can work in this game, and trying to base your decisions off of a hotslogs winrate like its an actual metric is just straight up bronze-tier shit.

>>148183276
>not everyone owns every character.

So if said character is good and you cant pick it then ban it. Its not rocket science, its a game!.

>>148181836
I'll take the Wizard. Elf can go home.

>>148183158
i like how this is a secret "look at my stats guys, i'm so so much better than the rest and still can't carry my team" post

>>148184769
Actually its a "kt is shit but watch me get dominated by him" post

>>148184769
naz is stat padding trash like chromie

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>>148161949

>You must be even more lost now! Ha ha!

Tracer is mean. MEAN!

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>>148161949

who is the best hero in the game and why is it lili?

>>148185221
Because lili required no skill or decision making, you literally just hold down your keys and move around with your tank until the game ends.
also she is a cute panda

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>>148185221
>>148185538
>>148185343

quick lili sketch

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Im here to _____

>>148186276
FEED

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Happy to see my Li Li posters are back!

>>148186561
hopefully sonyafag will save us from you furry faggots

>>148186561
shit team set up why post this shit anon?

This thread is nearly the exact same every single time it occurs. Azula at the start, "I'm here to ____", LUNARA, the same Ming/Tyrande pic in EVERY thread, Maiev WHEN? and then you get the odd person who posts a screenshot of them losing a game because of 1 or more feeders/shitters and of course these type of posts always get ignored or baited by "only constant". Mods should just keep pruning these threads at this rate and if you guys all dislike so many aspects of this game, uninstlal like I did. Find something else to play.

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>>148186657
Rude.

>>148186819
its the same in /wowg/

in fact, i think most of the pandafaggots from that general came over here just to shitpost with pictures of lili and other avatar faggotry.

>>148186789
RIP mines.
Still my top win % map.
Literally taught me how to play this game.

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>>148186819
does this trigger you?

>>148186276
Take multiple dicks in the ass

>>148186980
>Take multiple orc dicks in the ass

fixed

>>148163162

>>148186968
>most of the pandafaggots from that general came over here just to shitpost with pictures of lili
This. Mods should ban anyone posting lili pictures or other furry shit like lunara

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>>148186276
Be a cute!

>>148186819
Why the fuck are the lurking this general if you uninstalled the game.

>>148186968
Honestly the panda-posting doesn't even bother me because at least that hasn't been around for a week or so. It's just pathetic that an entire general thread can be so accurately predicted. I'm still waiting for a censored pic of Sonya and an accompanying post talking about how big her dick is or might be.

>>148187162
good to know this general is like every other general. thats some top notch investigative reporting there reddit.

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Tyrande has voice files relating to Shandris and Azshara. How would they work?

>>148187149
To prove a point to myself and hopefully raise the point in this general in the hopes people either realise how bad this general is and change or just spark a conversation that isn't about deer pussy or Sonya's dick, or Li Li or Jaina fucking orcs. This little conversation is about the most original this general has been in a long time.

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>>148187162
>>148186819

What about in-game screenshots?

For example, what do you think is going on in this picture?

>>148187383
bronze quickmatch

>>148187383
Uther is no doubt trying to carry the entire team whilst literally everyone else is dodging his W and moving into bad positions where they get ganked by Butcher and Tracer.

>>148187320
You spent a whole week, lurking this general, after uninstalling the game, to prove to yourself that this general is repetitive?

Do you see the problem there? you might wanna take a step back and self reflect for a moment.

>>148187383
>uther telling people to position for his heal because he can't fucking aim

now i've seen it all.

more screenshots from bronze please

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>>148187572
Sure i'll story time.

Adventures in bronze QMs with /vg/.

>>148186819
You intentionally left out >>148163592 for some odd reason.


Nice try you ponyfucking little bitch.

>>148187561
Never mentioned lurking for a week bud, don't know where you got that from. I've been browsing hotsg for about a year or so and the only time the general actually seems to have fesh content is when a hero is teased and then announced. As soon as that phase ends, it's back to this >>148186819. Also forgot to mention a newcomer to the "post it in every thread club" >>148163592

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>>148187715
We're off to a great start!

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>>148187875
The joke is we won the last 2 games before.

>>148187561
Oh just let him sit there and think he's a special "redpilled" little boy or some shit. "Hurr I stay in hopes of helping other people realize what IIIII realize for the good of the people you know!!!!!?!??!"

What a load of horseshit. Dude should just leave and get on with his life, and stop acting like a dumb cunt.

>>148188079
yeah that's my thought.

I mean lurking a discussion thread for a game you haven't any interest in is bad enough, but he takes it to another level.

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>>148188052
More fucking teamwork.

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>>148188210
Camps are vital part of the game.

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>>148188390
When sound advice is given, one should listen.

>>148188208
I actually do have an interest in this thread and in hots as a game. I personally think it's the best moba game, I like how you don't spend 20, 25 minutes laning and poking each other. I wish hots was a better game but it's just too bad for me to endure any longer. I can't enjoy qm or unranked and I certainly can't enjoy ranked any longer. I'd like to see stricter requirements before a player can enter Ranked but it's too late into the game' life and the playerbase is small enough as it is, Blizzard can't afford to push people out.

>>148188390
>>148188210
>>148188052
>>148187875
The best part about bronze QM's is you can't lose.
We just messed around and didn't try.
3 wins in a row.
It's almost like we just played easy AI games.

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>>148188587
As we see here, a tank is doing its job of tanking. This is further enhanced when a weaker character helps bring over an enemy for the tank to absorb damage.

>>148188668
And we'll let our fellows in /hotsg/ find that out!

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Would you buy this skin?

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>>148163592

When dis Selendis?

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>>148188878
And you guys saw this picture earlier, ableit one second ahead.

Our support giving more advice on how to best receive healing.

>>148188884

It's Space Station 13 all over again.

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>>148189126
All is lost! Three down and 5 of them up. There's no way we can win this.

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>>148189175
But who would be the clown skin?

What's the quickest way to level up Gul'dan tomorrow? Does AI games with AI team mates give experience?

>>148188587
What's bronze tip #1?

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>>148189282
Indeed, Valla, indeed.

>>148189417
Nothing worthwhile.

>>148189417
Why would you care about leveling speed? Just play some QM

>>148189423
"When in trouble, alt+f4"

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>>148189468

>>148189423
I don't remember there being a bronze tip #1

>>148189423
always find someone to blame, especially after you make a mistake

>>148187715
I've played with foodquest a couple times. He's pretty bad, and starts EVERY match off with "ok lets do it reddit"

cause hes soo randummmmm

such a fucking faggot

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>>148189636
Unfortunately, I had a lapse in judgement.

>>148189468
Also it's valla posting this. Again. Foodquest is in middle school I think. This is the worst attempt to cover his tracks ever. Especially since every screenshot has been centered right on valla at every opportunity.

FOODQUEST IS THE BRONZE FAGGOT POSTING THESE. LOOK FOR HIM IN CHAT

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>>148189796
We have a monster on our objective! We do our best to repulse it.

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I guess coward Li Li is the way forward for scrubs like me (7/3 in placements, turns out when I don't play with all my IRL friends I actually win)

Now I just have to never play again

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>>148189994
The tables are turned on the enemy team. Perseverance pays off!

>>148189979
I'm jwargod

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>>148190324
And we win! Teamwork with /vg/ and one stranger is best work.

I hope you enjoyed the events of this match.

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>>148190324

>line the fuck up

for some reason I can't stop laughing

tfw you and your niggas BLACK the enemy team

>>148190549
>>148190492
srs tho.
bitches be juking back and forth for no reason and running in two directions.
y'all need to calm the fuck down and get in a nice line.

>>148190654
Wish there was a drawfag here, draw a really pissed off uther yelling at Hammer, Valla, Li Ming, and and Xul to get into a line.

And ya, alot of uther's ability/talents relies on hitting as many targets as possible or they're basically useless.

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>>148181836
>tfw your face will never be between them

So how do I into Leoric good?
Go full drain build?

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Don't die on me thread!

>>148193229
Leroics talents are very situational
The only one thats never a bad idea is reanimation at level one

>>148193229
go to hotdogs and look at hero with only masters and diamond selected and copy highest win rate talents

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If we get a new hero every four weeks, we'll have five left for 2016, two of which are likely Varian and Samuro given leakbro and his track record. So who do you want/expect the last three to be?

>>148194971
I expect Mengsk to be one, that's all I know.

>>148194971
They need to add a Firebat as a SC Warrior.
Can finally run a full Team Terran with Morales, Raynor, Tychus, Hammer and Firebat.

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This good old man offers you a drink, what to do?

>>148194971
fucking jews need to get off their asses and push out heroes faster

>Last 4 HL matches I'm just cycling between wining my demotion match and then losing the next one

I'm not going to get out of the loop, am I?

>>148194971
I just want more supports. Currently there's only a couple I like playing

>>148195186
"Oh, oh yeah totally, I just, I just have to go to the bathroom real quick, so... I... I'll be back."

And get the fffffffuck out of there.

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>>148195186
Does it mean I get to be a Warlock with yandere succubus waifu?
If yes, I'm shotgunning that whole thing.

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>>148195186
Offer him a job.

>play Li Li
>Serpent build
>double the enemy supports healing and damage

this is gonna be nerfed tho right?

>artanis on my team
>feeds entire game
>artanis on enemy team
>competent, immortal player who solos my entire team

again another game with a the shit artanis on my team. i might just start banning it every game out of spite.

>>148197723
it might be worth the murky pick loss just to see them rage

i do it to nova pickers in diamond 1

>lost 5 of last 8 games
>about to get demod

rip the master dream. feeding shitters and troll picks all day today. i even went out of my way to dodge a jaina/abby duo and got them an hour later just to lose again.

here i was thinking i could escape this shit at diamond 1. jdimsa

>>148195125
>>148195426
Mengsk fucking when?! I've been holding to gold for a year, so that at any given moment I have at least 15k in case he's the next hero.

>>148194971
Want:
>Firebat
>Mengsk
>Kel'thuzad

Expect:
>Zarya
>HS Inkeeper

I am ready to suck gul'dans thick orc cock until he blows his glowing green load all over my face and mouth.

>>148197723
artanis is only good against certain comps. You dont want the enemy team to have too much sustained damage or too much burst, but a mixture of both will little CC

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>>148202020

>Zarya

I hate to admit it but Zarya for October would be just right. Devs said they wanted Overwatch to stand on its own for about that long before adding more characters from there.

>>148202020
>HS Inkeeper

memes that will never ever happen.

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Signs that you are in MMR Hell:

1. Nova 1st pick
2. Abathur 1st pick
3. Chromie 1st pick
4. Creep tumors are invulnerable
5. Teammates runs straight for boss after getting enemy team cursed
6. Teammates "lol" or "hahaha oops" after getting ganked
7. Dying for vision on any map at start of game
8. People laning after level 13 ("we need xp")
9. Not turning in 10+ coins/ 20+ tokens
10. Taking mercs at the 3 minute mark
11. Drafting 0 or 2 supports

Feel free to add to my list

>>148202517

>that long

I mean six months.

>>148202709
>you're not me stomping noobs every hour of everyday

>>148202709
>4. Creep tumors are invulnerable
This shit makes me fucking MAD

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wew lads

think im a pro lili player guys

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>mfw playing li li or sylvanas

is there a feature that just lets me auto-cast their Q's? I mean holy shit holding it down or clicking them off cooldown both feel like they're giving me carpel tunnel

>>148163592
>tfw posted the first two times
>someone else has taken over
das it mane

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>>148203134

holy shit it keeps happening

im so pro with lili lol, why is she so fun to play????

>>148204758
Haha yeah I was playing some more Sylvanus last night and felt the same. I use the same finger to use Q and A (attack move) at the same time and damn it gets tense after a while. I think I'll be playing her a lot more when this new PvE patch comes out.

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>>148204883

>>148203134
>>148204947
Congratulations, you found the easiest hero to play in the game

>>148203134
>>148204947
Enjoy it while it last. I was playing her a bunch recently and realized just how simple her serpent build makes everything.
She's the only support that can safely deal that much damage and heal. I expect her serpents to be nerfed again.
Unless Auriel turns out to be crazy op or something.

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>>148203134
>>148204947
Li-Li was MADE for playing!

>>148202709
1-4. Accurate
5. Only valid if most of your team is dead and pushing isn't viable for some reason.
6. -8. Agreed.
9. Not turning in here is fine only if you can't due to enemy camping.
10. Unless you're playing with Gazlowe, but you're probably in MMR hell then anyways.
11. 0 supports? Maybe, 2 supports is completely viable, it was actually a thing for a long time, just not so good in our current burst meta. If split push comes back in force, we could see double support come up again. Where it's strong is during long drawn out slow team fights, which I hope will come back with the new minion change.

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Late night silver league.
>Time for my daily dose of kill myself

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>>148206534
>>Time for my daily dose

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>>148161949
>Auriel

can i be real with yall for a second? im not hype for Auriel at all, just seems like a clone of Tyrael to me, like what is even the point?

gul'dan is a completely new game changing hero, aurial is just......

ya know?

should of been a guld'dan and kel'thu'zad/or any blizzard hero besides aurial announcement in my opinion famz

>>148208305
>just seems like a clone of Tyrael

I wasn't away that Tyrael had basic ability stuns, a wide area sweep and a revive.
I think you're not playing for the gameplay at all!

This guy is a phony! He only plays for the character models!

>>148208305
Yeah I guess Li Li and Chen are the same too I mean afterall they're both pandas, pretty much the same hero

Last time to play Jaina before she gets nerfed even harder tomorrow and stays unplayable for months until her next round of nerfs.

>>148186276
SMOKE WEED

>>148210456
Everyday

>>148209961
same with brightwing

>It's a Nova calls "gg" in the first 5 minutes episode

>>148211193
The BW nerfs make no sense, they nerf the more fun build so you are now forced to pick the afk healing totem build. The nerf to the level 1 talent not getting the benefit from healing yourself is probably the biggest nerf she got.

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>personal rank adjustment

>>148211286
I don't get why keep nerfing and ruining support all the time meanwhile everyone else is getting buffed. Also new support when? 9 supports vs ~30 assassin/specialist. Balanced.

Used to play support a lot but it's slowly diminishing. Tiny pool. Boring as fuck to keep playing. Keeps getting nerfed and otherwise ignored.

How are the Uther changes? Did they remove piano Uther?

>>148211703
They literally didn't change piano Uther at all. They just shuffled around and changed some other talents.

>>148211703
Uther needs some buffs, hes been the second best healer since ever, that's why his winrate is always so low for how good he is

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>>148161949
Your soul shall be mine!

>>148212280
he's tough to play, and people need to know how to play with you

>>148214678
>Uther is tough to play
wut

I don't understand why they made morales a fat and ugly spic instead of the blonde/blue eyes perfection that she's in sc2 >_<

>>148215372
>she is
That's just a generic Medic, anon. They both are actually.

>>148215418
well why didn't they make generic instead of spicales?

>>148215458
Neither of them are special so it's just whatever, whoever, no one cares. Same with Sgt. Hammer. It's just a generic S.Tank character.

>>148215567
at least hammer's got twintails and huge tits

>>148215567
>tfw no Edmund Duke as siege tank hero

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>>148163017
The Lost Memes obviously

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longest streak i think ive been on, 11 games i think but we almost lost this one. thank god the team that wiped us 3 times didnt go for core ever for some reason

>>148215812
>>148215582
>tfw when no edmund duke with pigtails and huge tits

>>148216382
>playing with a literal spic on your team
L O L

hello?

why is medivh so fun to play ?

>>148217174
Very overpowered and most people don't even know it.

>>148183276
>not everyone owns every character
understandable
>i dont even own thrall
kys

>>148217928
He's so boring, generic and everyone else has them.
>i do da combo
>me orc
>me either kill or die
>green jesus
Meh.

>>148218009
Some day Garrosh will free us from this pain

>there are people who don't like metzen's perfect child
wew

>>148218258
>Heh, greetings
>Armour up
>me Orc
>I must choose!
Fucking when?

>>148220819
He's quite Mary Sue sometimes honestly

>>148220865
>I... CHOOSE... DEATH!

it is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,time

I must return to..................... town

>>148221185
>BW on team
>Healing magic.....quaint...but us-
>Healing magic...

>WOOSH
>WOOSH
>WOOSH

>>148163017
GUL'DAN
U
L
'
D
A
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>>148221185
Post shit teir draft quotes
>SO IT BEGINS
>AUUUUHGGHHHHHRRRRRWRRRR
>wait'll they get a load in me

>>148221554
>*summons skeletal mages behind you*
>nothing personal.................kid
>WHOOSH WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH

>>148221554
>>148221951
Didn't people call that ultimate super awful at first? What happened?

>>148202709
these are the rules of every game in diamond

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>>148208305
nice try

>>148208305
I dont get the sex appeal at all

>>148222603
because there is none

Are the queues so long now because all the silenced players can't play in HL? I'm like always waiting 300+ seconds, then like early morning it's more like 600

>>148223187
The game is just dying so there's fuck all players left

>>148223813
couldn't be farther from the truth. I'm playing, hence it's ALIVE AS FUCK

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>>148221875
I'm here to help!

Bikini Jaina skin when????

>>148224523
You don't think that would reinvigorate the ''tracer butt controversy'' ?

>>148224641
Those people don't even know this game exists, they only talk about popular games.

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>>148163017

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>>148163017
No question

>>148161949
>I didn't get the character I wanted
>so I'll just troll pick to ruin your game

Why is this issue not solved ? Why we can't report them and blizzard ban the them from unranked and ranked games for a few days ? Those guys are cancer and should only QM

>>148224796
that's a good point

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>>148224523
>jaina showing all of her fatass legs and belly

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>fucking newfags don't remember that Samuro took down a whole island using just 5 explosive barrels and a pig
Samuro is love, Samuro is life

Guys does PTR has Dx11? did you notice any improvement?

>>148227336
I'm actually hyped for him

First invisible tank (probably with an active) and the crit strikes (maybe a bit RNG but meh)

>>148227582
>tank
please no

>>148227367
>he thinks newer Dx would affect performance

>>148186828
Where do you get your Li Li pics anon?
I need some lovable pandaren loli in my life

>>148227914
Kill yourself

>>148227706
Yeah we need more assassins
Don't have enough of em

>>148227706
>>148228036
I said tank because I'm pretty sure they confirmed him as a tank (or warrior wathever, is the same)

But a melee assasin would be super cool

>use xul prison on anub
>he just burrows and it never procs
>use xul prison on tracer
>she just uses recall
>use xul prison on chromie
>she just recalls back to base in 1 second
>use xul prison on TLV
>lol
That was a shitty team to fight against as Xul

>lvling up chen
>decide to do an AI beginner game with other people
>go for pacifist shots eater gameplay, sitting in front of towers or behind minions and D'ing
>one retard on my team tries to organize for objectives and camps
>against FUCKING SUPER EASY AI
>get frantically pinged by said team mate when I don't partecipate instead prefering to sit in front of towers
>"omg chen yu noob???"
lmao'd @ his life tbqh

>>148177495
his second skin is the new tier set from Legion

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I've been thinking about jumping back to this game for a while now but I'd like to know a few things before I do, last time I played it I got to rank 1 without much effort and dropped the game.

How is ladder?
How alive is this game?
Is this game fun__ yet?

>>148228178
Unless you are rushing a win, never play serious in AI.
If you are rushing a win, you don't get objectives.
Let them ping you mang, they fucked up.

>>148228478
No real changes.
New ranking system has a master level that requires you to play more.
If you like to grind for high ranks, it'll keep you busy longer.

>>148228478
>How is ladder?
50 ranks disguised as bronze/silver/gold/plat/diamond/master and a grandmaster that is just a grind to get to high ranks in
>How alive is this game?
Dead
>Is this game fun__ yet?
I rage at team mates every game, does it sound fun?

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>>148169894

Is to be bullied by Medivh.

>>148229340
wew

Reminder: You have NO REASON to not use quick cast and on release. If you ever click to cast or attack move, you are doing it wrong and need to stop it.
You can still aim your shots with on release and right click to cancel the cast if you decide not to fire, this will not issue a move command.
DO NOT USE CLICK TO CAST EVER!

>>148172202
>>148171531
>>148169894
thats:
lunara's sopping wet HORSE pussy
deer pussy isn't anything special

>>148228756
>>148229291
Alright, thanks! I'll give it a swirl with no hopes of having any fun.
>log in
>get a billion rewards and mounts
ebin!

Reminder: Get your placements done before end of season. This was NOT an MMR reset. You will place into the tier that your MMR was at pre-season. Only winning more games will improve that. If you don't place, you wont get free rewards for next season. Even BRONZE in TEAM LEAGUE will earn you the mount.
If you get silver or gold you can play with your /vg/ friends and improve together.
If you get bronze.... well... make a smurf and start over.

ah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the familiar scent,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,of death

>>148230008
>This was NOT an MMR reset
While it was not a reset, it did make it so your MMR moves more for the first 50 games or something

>tfw nobody to play TL with