/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

waifus!

>deadpool was so angry at me he ahelped saying my setup was shit
I am all sorts of hurt

I finally figured out the use for the Analyse button on chemmasters
If you put blood in a beaker and analyse it there it tells you the blood type and DNA hash
You can use this to identify husks and headless bodies by copypasting their blood's DNA hash into the medical records
Not very useful but at least you can say who died

>>148050530
Deadpool is a faggot and does that to everyone.
When I made a h/e chamber SME setup when it was a novelty they did the same.

>>148051053
>h/e setups have been the fad for 2 months
>ghlor still bwoinks you for doing them

>felicity will never rub your dick with her feet
why live

>>148051187
>not thanking him for the compliment anyway

how does one learn atmos
how does one learn the SME
how does one learn the TEG
what does it take for an engineer/atmostech to be considered competent

what does it mean when the results of a detective scan 'pique your interest'

does that mean you got an antag's DNA?

>>148051638
If you can set up at least one of the engines, wire the solars, and "seal" breaches, you can play engineer.

Easiest way to learn is to try things out. If you're nervous about "ruining" someone else's round, start up a local server and practice at your own pace. Join rounds where there are already other engineers/atmos techs and ask them for help.

No matter what you do, someone will inevitably shit talk you. It's only a video game, and everyone has to start somewhere. Half the time, people shit talking are worse than the people they shit talk, which is why they're complaining instead of doing and getting better

Oh, and if I ever catch you wiring any of the engines into the grid, I will stripspace you in a welded locker. Solars should always be wired into the grid though.

>>148051638
autism; you generally won't need to fuck with atmos unless someone else does or you really fucking want to for muh efficiency/malf prevention or some shit
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Supermatter
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Thermoelectric_Generator
nothing much for engineers, literally just learn how to repair shit and set up the engines from the wiki
a competent atmostech is something different and is relegated to wizard territory

you can fuck around with private/test servers if you want to have more practice, but honestly you can just make do with the wiki knowledge and eventually turn that into practical knowledge over time

>>148051638
learn with the people that play it often.
ask around
or if you want ask me in game and I'll gladly help what I can I'm Cynthia

>>148051638
playing MoMMI is a good way to learn how to do random engineering shit without having people yelling at you or having to do anything important provided there's already an engineer on the server (which there usually is, at least during amerifat hours)

/whisper "rage cage"

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holy shit thanks for teaching me
too bad an emagged borg and carps were interrupting

I hope I was worth the greytide implant, it was fun

>get emagged by a roboticist
>go kill his target the atmos tech
>see a bunch of peoples on tcomms and i don't wanna look suspicious so i check there
>ce flashes me
>tries to emag me but i was already emagged
>awkward silence

>Traitor Miner having a xenoarch as a objective

I gave him a katana and shit for fucks sake, just to be nice to em.

>accidentally eat a roburger
fuck

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Man why does nobody want free guns even when I advertise it over the radio and there are hostiles all over the station?

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>powering the station with just the TEG

>>148053312
>somebody saved my image.
Thanks for validating the small amount of effort i put in.

>>148053353
I wasn't an antag it was a scientist emagging bots turning my own creations against the station

>Oh boy, time to assist
>End up posing as a security officer
>And finding a vox trader who was better armed than most stations are after 5 hours

This guy had about 12 assault rifles plus magazines, armours of all different types, all lined up professionally, it was like I just walked in on a gun store

>>148053492
Comms were down, man, only way people would've heard about it is via station bounced radios

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>have no fun ideas for tator
>resort to emagging silicons and murderbone

Sometimes I just don't know.

>>148053341
Yeah you were worth it

Only regret is that I wasted time going for the fire axe and didn't drag you to the shuttle faster 2bh

that and forgetting the RD's jumpsuit

>>148053353
I hate it when another traitor emags borgs. That same thing happened to the medborg.

At least I got the MoMMIs.

>>148053492
Maybe it's because everyone is fucking dead

>>148053492
This is why i stopped playing trader. Either security comes and steall all your shit or nobody comes AT ALL.

>>148053492
Because you're a dirty Vox Nigger.

>>148053312

no trouble, I got a chuckle out of casually teaching you atmos during all of that mess, especially when I dragged you to be cloned while be shot at and just stunning those two goofballs while still walking away.

>>148052667
I want to hug you

>>148053492
Eat shit you stealing vox asswipe.

People don't trust vox by nature, why the fuck would they try to bargain with you when A, you are nowhere close to just about anyone doing their job, B, likely stole your way into getting them, and C, are a filthy fucking birdnigger?

>>148053497
>just just doing the SE and then ignoring it for 40 minutes until singuloose happens
baka desu senpai

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>MoMMI
>Spend shift doing MoMMI stuff: repairing, setting up power and help build the rage cage
>Spend most of my time watching rage cage matches
>Hear telecomms are fucked so I head over for repairs
>Get flashed and emagged
>Bring a backpack full of guns from the armory as traitor asks
>Shuttle called
>Traitor tells me to "kill people and stuff"
>Help with plasmaflood
>Break down walls and bolt open things so gasses go as many places as possible
All I wanted to do was to build stuff. Sorry, crew.

>>148053621
I tried a dozen times to emag your janitor borg before I just gave up and let him go free.

>>148053492
>xenos on station
>you're selling assault rifles

people were probably too busy dying and fighting aliens.

>>148053780
Actually stole none of that. Got the R&D machines from the mechanics and mined my own materials.
>why the fuck would they try to bargain with you
Free guns are free guns

Why can't we have multiple slots to save preset to?

>>148054096
There is multiple slots to save presets to, though

>>148053976
I meant in general you shitstain with a beak, nobody trusts vox and for good reason.

>>148053926
Nobody was fighting them and I killed the queen myself. Laser rifles cost diamonds and it was too late to go back and make some

>>148054096
you have five you r-tard

>>148054421
>>148054139
What the fuck? The only options I get are "reset" "save slot" and "load slot". No number or slot switch. What am I doing wrong?

>>148054729
hit load slot and pick an empty slot you dinglebag

>get pAI
>infinite donuts

HOW CAN CHEFS EVEN COMPETE

>>148054814
Suck my big fat cock because that gives 8 slots and not 5 and holy shit it works!

>>148054841
Because donuts are piss-poor for nutriment?

>>148054841
You forgot
>infinite bananas

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>>148053492
selling things from your ship isn't very fun.
other trader ideas
>become a paid bouncer/thug for a department
>become a paid informant for the detective
>steal all stamps
>sell the clown bananas (thanks to kurfurst you'll have to use the seed vend in the vox outpost, don't fucking depressurize)
>set up a bar/cafe ask your customers if they need anything acquired
>if there are no miners, science *me "blow you" to get materials. You can probably wrangle durand from them, which may or may not be a good idea

If it's a long shift, I like to try and steal all the head lockers + nuke, undetected

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>>148055312
taken on deff during extended
caw

>>148054841
>pAI
>donuts
w-wat?

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>>148055312
>>148055519
Birdniggers everyone, can you even try to feign surprise?

>>148055519
deff best outpost
that much stuff on box when

>>148055312
>>148055519
>all stolen, no trading done at all

>all those lolmerapeyou bans
Holy fuck, you guys voted to make this legal.

>>148055580
pAIs can make two foods, doughnuts and bananas (they can also make burnt mess if you want to get sick)

Shame pAIs are absolutely worthless, even moreso with that absurd borer buff jesus christ

>Can't stop playing Colonial marines

Send help. I think I have Autism.

>>148056123
>120 players non-stop these past few weeks
I'm sorry anon.
I like playing it but not with that population.

Did apophis finally nerf aliens after his hissyfit?

>>148056229
Possibly but I've been to busy throwing grenades and running away to notice.

>>148056484
>>148056229
>>148056123
help, what are the basics of playing on colonial marines

how do I not get banned and how do I get started?

>>148056626
Check their wiki and don't be a shitter. Thats about it.

>>148049939

>attempted rape

Who was the victim this time?

>>148056509
>tfw I was the nuke op opening door in medbay

>>148052667

You are my favorite atmos tech I hope I am your favorite engineer

I love this game

>first game
>assburger friend convinces me to play
>uses me as a guinea pig in genetics
>discover hulk gene and xray
>make eachother hulks
>randomly start tearing out wall panels
>whole station starts to panic from lack of oxygen
>emergency shuttle called
>start raping it to death

>>148057532
I'm going to ban you and your friend.

>>148056626
play basic marine first, listen to your squad leader and everyone who outranks you, dont aim for the head, stick with your group, dont rambo the aliums unless absolutely necessary.

Just roleplay a SPESS MARINE and you're golden. Also don't forget to change into a USCM uniform, people make fun of pajama marines

>>148052072
Near as I can tell it means you got DNA fingerprints and fibers?
Or it happens 20% of the time when you scan
Not sure

>>148056509
i see myself dead in the kitchen

>>148053492
I would come down and pump you full of lasers for selling guns without a permit yes I oocly hate vox who do this, get a real fucking gimmick or something. stop doing the same shit every fucking round without end.

>>148057685
get fuckin SHIT ON dionakid. brute immunity didnt do shit to help your powergaming ass that time did it?

>want to play on test server
>lags out in a matter of seconds after joining
>does this every single time
>can't play

>they xir xer hir
When will tumblr FUCKING LEAVE holy fucking shit, how is that crap tolerated even?

>>148058249
??????????
actually no i don't want to hear about it, shut up

>>148056509
I remeber this, i got to kill two syndies and two mechs, last syndie had the nuke disk and the pinpointer, and the nuke, so i walled it
pretty fun

>>148057595
Will you ban me for hacking the EMULE and sending it all the way across the station to ensure maximum roadkill?

>>148057920
>getting worked up because killed unarmored service crew
We actually killed one of them with a single shotgun shot. Internal bleeding OP

>>148058509
would you be antag at the time of doing it?

the answer to the question of a ban is opposite to what answer you give to this question

>>148058249
lol calm down and tell us what's wrong autismo. you're worst than pronoun nerds are if you get so triggered by them

>>148057429
who are you?

>monkeys on station
>they don't randomly chimp out and maul the nearest person

>>148058880
No I just lied to your autist admins and got away with it

>>148059087
>played on bay before it became furryworld
>was a dickass geneticist with no morals
>punched and beat monkeys to knock them down for easy insertion into the DNA machines
>one lowpop night two of the admins asked me if I wanted to be part of an event
>agree, get mauled by two monkeys
>given an adminbus disease that spreads to the crew and turns them into monkeys

good times

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>>148059443

>>148059087
>>148059557
MONKEY-ONLY VIRUS THAT MAKES THEM HOSTILE AND CHAOTIC WHEN
THAT MIXED WITH MONKEY WHEN
28 DAYS LATER ROUND WITH CREWMEMBERS WAKING UP IN SURGERY WHEN

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>>148056509
>dishonorable death to carps shown in picture

>rage cage with electrified grilles on the inside

stop with this fucking meme you cunts, this is literally no fun allowed

>>148060294
Next time that happens to you, use a welder
Welders are robust as fuck especially against carp

>>148056045
Door hacking is pretty rad, and it can listen on all channels and message people even when the host dies. Pretty useful, although nowhere near as useful, alone, as borers.

>>148057618
Pajamas actually slow you down a bit so it's a bit of a noob trap for the no RP shitters.


And about last round.
>magnitis
>medbay keeps trying to cure it with radium
AHHAHAHAHA

>>148060294
welders kill carps in 2 hits

>>148060474
The possible cure: "Iron" didn't work either. So what were we supposed to do?

caged rage

>>148060558
Not give radium to begin with and move to the shuttle because the round is going to end, old viruses weren't treated with radium and don't have antibodies.

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>setup power
>people start bitching about power
>bombs and petty wire cutting in the WHOLE station
>start fixing everything i can
>ACCs start symphoning

Traitor strangling me in morgue, someone bursts in and saves me no one realised I was being attacked. Died in the shuttle after anyways

>>148060474
You put radium in an infected monkey, you receive antibodies in exchange. Then you centrifuge the antibodies from the blood and make that into pills.

>>148060294
Everyone gets dunked by carp sometimes, it's okay :3

>>148060404
its a pretty good meme desu

>>148060703
>magnitis
>antibodies
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAA

>>148060703
Retard, magnitis, robotic/mommi/xeno transformation and pierrot's throat are old viruses and don't follow the system of virology viruses in the least. There's no antibodies to be had, just the "possible cure" chemical to be given and hope that the disease goes remissive back to 0 to then cure and make the person immune.
BUT all of those viruses are bugged and incurable, with exception of the robotic transformation ones.

>>148061051
don't forget wizarditis

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>find a bottle of magnitis in a maint tunnel
>slip a couple drops into a bar drink and hand it to an engineer watching the rage cage
>he actually drinks it without examining, the absolute madman

>>148053492
Is it just me or are Vox trader's products really boring? You can get all this shit for free if you're nice to science.

>>148061393
Any mechanic can also just barge in, scan the vox machines, maybe even steal the box cloner board if the vox didn't take it, and make several for free on the station.
Traders are a shitty meme role that should be removed.

>be engineer
>try to set up singularity
>CE flashes me, tells me to fuck off
>go wire solars
>return to find CE in the AME room with half the engine built and girders everywhere
>whatever, go to bar
>power starts to fail
>CE still in AME room, this time fucking with a supermater shard
>remains and blood drops on the ground
>try to tell him we should put it somewhere else
>tries to flash me again
>push and throw him into the shard

>he was a fucking ling the whole time
I don't know if he was purposefully being shit or if he was genuinely just a horrible CE but god damn

>>148049939
I spot a squid and a black catbeast.

>>148061393
Would you rather have the science department's shit kicked in by security for selling guns or the vox?

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don't forget to hug you're waifu!

>>148062098
I can't. I am a mommi

>>148062098
>tfw you are no one's waifu

>>148061845
you did good

>>148062064
Are you implying one group is less scummy and deserving of death than the other?

>>148061391
>>find a bottle of magnitis in a maint tunnel

remove this map from rotation

>>148062971
It's a part of the maint loot table. it's possible to loot a desert eagle on box if you get lucky

>>148062971
I'm pretty sure there's also a power sink

https://youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc >Botanist

>>148062971
>>148063441
>>148063447
not this fucking shit again
maint spawners give random shit
it's the same in ALL MAPS
the only difference is that box only has one while deff has about six
you can get magnitis in box too, just less commonly

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>>148063645
>the only difference is that box only has one while deff has about six
And that's the problem.

>>148063645
Where the fuck is the one on box?

>>148063987
Near the pod bay
Sealed in a two-tile-large room behind the maint bathrooms over there

>>148064063
Remind me to rush over and toss a proxybomb in there for the next few rounds

>>148051638
After trying and failing again and again I fired up a local server and practiced there. On Box I know you can get the TEG set up so that it will put out at least a megawatt for a good ten to fifteen minutes, but the SME still screws me up.

>>148066696
Shard goes into airtight chamber. Emitters blast shard. Shard gives off a bunch of radiation and plasma. Rad collectors collect radiation, generating power. Cold gas is pumped into shard chamber to keep it from overheating. Scrubbers take plasma and cold gas out of chamber, plasma is filtered out, cold gas is re-chilled and thrown back into chamber.

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Reports say that security used a Law 0'd borg to kill the greytider during the Honk Lives Matter shooting that left 5 officers valid'd and 6 others on the wild ride. Pomf has called for calm while Nuklear was unreachable for comment

>>148049939
That pic isn't accurate, the bar isn't partially destroyed and the barman isn't threatening people with his shotgun

>>148067658
>pomf saying anything

When will skeletons return?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

>>148068783
when you kill yourself

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>>148068783
Soon

>>148068783
I've had an idea to revamp the staff of necromancy floating around for a while

Converting a corpse to a zombie or skeleton takes a second or two of extended concentration, with its blast ability basically acting as a way to direct and control the zombies. Zombies would no longer be put under player control, instead being as mentioned under the control of the staff, and having their revive ability, this should be easy work.

Rather than it being the necro skeleton when you convert a corpse to a skeleton, the corpse is converted into a skellington who's slaved to the will of the necromancer. Once somebody's a skellington, they can't be reconverted.

So, sentient but weak skellingtons, or dumb brutish zombie hordes.

>>148069125
Sounds awful

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MOST RETARDED CMO OF ALL TIME

FILTHY HUMANS

I'VE GOT MY RIGHTS

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>be bird op
>fail spectacularly
>spend forever in permabrig
>suicide through mushroom

>become posibrain
>put in borg
>ordered to torture still-living vox bird op on the shuttle

Kendrick, you mah nigga

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>Hundreds of lil mushrooms
>Not a single one turned into a blood thristy monster

TORTURING BIRDS

>>148068783

Hopefully fucking never.

>>148070328
I was going to forecfeed the botanist unstable mutagen but the shuttle was called rendering him making it impossible to drag bodies to medbay irrelevent

>>148063960

8 spots in deff for random shit

TWO OF THEM HAVE TTV'S (use to make toxin bombs etc)

makes it better both the TTV spawn spots are near the burn fucking room.

>nigger niggers into my cargo bay three times
>each time he breaks in i tell him ill kill him
>he comes in and attacks me all three times
>HoS goes full retard and get the detective to brig me
>yackety sax from both of them, but lolsuddenblindless
>HoS reads space law, and sees he was retarded
>"lol dont tase the det who wordlessly tases you and drags you off next time"
ray you're better than that. dont be shit

>Vox raiders
>Steal nuke, engineer, and mine diamonds
>Mine diamonds and head for vault
>Go into maint and start working our way through the wall
>Suddenly, a mechanic with a stolen CE suit and powergamed stun glubbs stuns us and rats us out
>He was apparently there to steal shit from the vault just at the same time we came there.
>I get cuffed by cables
>Run into maint and start removing cuffs
>In comes a validhungry assistant and stunprods me
>Get my organs ripped out of them in perma and finally get to succumb

Mechanic also had an AR in his bag. Holy shit I have never seen a more powergamey validhunter than Bob Core.
Please end yourself.

Yes I am salty.

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>finally get virology power going
>get a tricord, dd, hyperzine and telepathy virus with the starting 3 viruses
>actually do the mistake of asking if I can spread it
>captain: nuh uh the CMO is going there to check it and give you the ok
>cmo runs in and destroys the virus dish
FUCK YOU

Sneakman strikes a heroic pose!

>>148070491
All I'm hearing is a dirty Vox being mad he lost

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>Arrive mid-round as a xenoarcheologist
>Got no idea where the research shuttle is at the station, decide to just drink my cares away and have some fun
>Drink my ass into death with shit like ambrosia wiskey, radstorm hits and Im caugt in it
>Gassy, mass seizures, intent knowledge, project mind, deaf like a bat and above all, noir jazz syndrome
>Just eat steak and drink mass amounts of whiskey while listening to nice music, as my final moments are of me running around aimlessly in the maint tunnels drinking cognac and water since nobody ever came to pick me up

10/10, how the fuck do I self inflict this and does this give me innate alcohol poisoning imunity

>>148070467
sorry man I came in late round so I just read through kendrick pda messages and assumed you were in the wrong

>>148070680
Of course I am mad that some dipshit powergamed to the teeth manages to be at the worst possible place at the worst time.

>"Oh no but you see I had a reason to have the CE suit, an AR, and glubbs :^)"

>>148070712
I gave you rye through cryo and then pills but your defects wouldn't go away

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>it's a meme bird round
>tfw the joy of abusing vox

>>148070491
I had stung-gloves because some dude in a robo mask was stalking me for a good 15 minutes
I made the AR after i knew you were vox raiders and miserably attempted to get me to your shuttle
I stole the CE suit because im a shitter and i wanted to go vault hunting

Also
>i was killed by someone who was not sec, therefore they are powergamers and im a poor innocent antag

And if i was a powergamer i would have made a million guns since i had the materials
I just wanted to have revenge

When you were in the vault i told you three times to fuck off, i could have scramed vox raiders the second you tried to steal the nuke

Not my fault you suck so much as a raider

>>148070867
I had a reason to have an AR, you kidnapped me and almost made me suffocate to death

>>148070878
I think I prayed so it would stay like that mate, guess the admins heard me

>>148070964
I'm more mad at the fact that you just so happened to be in the vault just at that time, because it was so god damn perfect.

>>148071158
I wanted to learn how to open safes

I bombed the nuke shuttle before the credits rolled because im bad, 3 survived

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LtXVjOmvDY

>>148071142
I don't think that admins can give mutations rye immunity famalam.

All I did was put on comissar gear then yell at the other nukeops to hurry the fuck up, Park the ship and wait.
I never actually left the shuttle.

>>148072281
le yred meme

>>148072357
But my name is Een

>>148072437
Hurry up you have 20 seconds to come back
I'm leaving in 10 seconds

>>148072540
The nuke was set for 60s, We gave him as long as we could.

>>148070492
>he doesn't always have at least 2 backups, plus the antivirus to remove it from an antag if needed
retard
CMO deserves a fucking ban though

Can someone explain to me WHY we have the discord?

It's just Sawbones and a bunch of admins being buddy buddy, no wonder he doesn't get banned.

>>148074163
nice false flag mate

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>>148074210
sawbones and arthur

>>148074417
I'm banning both of them for metacomm right now.

So if I make a joke clown ''BIGNIG'' and act like the biggest stereotypical nigger will this autistic modfag crackdown have me bent?

>>148074898
nah man just don't ERP

dumb clown names are A-OK

>>148074898
no but you will be perpetuating one of the worst, if not the worst, gimmick ever seen

>>148075204
sheeit
Haven't seen it in a while to be honest

>>148070964
>raiders are on
>makes a weapon
>an AR at that
>I-I'm not powergaming g-guys

>>148075460
>Get kidnapped and almost killed
>Escape and make a weapon
>"Hurr durr ur a powergayman"
I'm not even that guy but you're fucking stupid

>>148075679
So not only do you powergame, you're also clinically retarded. Well, I guess those two do go hand-in-hand though.
>I-I'm not even that guy p-please believe me

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>>148075823
:^)

>moderate bus
>moderate

Sheet
I havent been around in months and finally saw Gooncode got released

>Someone from goon paid the thief 400 dollars not to release it
>THE MADMAN RELEASES IT ANYWAYS

Kek

>>148076512
Yeah that was fairly entertaining.
One of our resident shitters begged the leaker to say that the shitter himself was the reason for the leak, that was funny too.

>>148076512
wrong
someone not from goon paid the thief 200 dollars to "dude give it only to me and don't leak it i want to be the only one that has it!"
he keeps the 200$ and releases it anyways

>diethylbus

To be fair I stayed in my sec officer host until he died, But I didnt feel like hookshotting a corpse around until the dragon gibbed it so I just crawled into it

Can someone tell me in 20 words what the bus was like I wasn't online

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>instashuttle adminbus

>>148075460
I was a mechanic and the AR is the cheapest fucking weapon to make apart from the stun revolver
What, did you expected a plasma cannon?

>>148076978
Xenomorph with wizard powers

>>148076992
>admins even recalled it and forced ERT

>>148076728
who the fuck would pay $200.00 for a bunch of shit byond code?

Any way to edit hotkeys? or at least remove some?

I'm gonna get myself OOC banned someday with all my fatfinger OOC hotkey presses

>>148077040
Sounds cool

>>148076992
It's not possible for everyone to have fun when adminbus happens.

>>148077113
I think a couple admins know how to, I know Kammerjunk talked about it once, ask them next time they are on.

>>148077113
I use the hotkey for OOC only and leave the talk tab on IC so I can press tab to talk in game

>>148077196
At least don't force the end of the fucking round, and no recalling+ERT isn't helping

>>148077113
>play ss13 all day with hotkeys on
>fire off some messages to someone on facebook or steam
>every message starts with an erroneous "t"

Makes me feel like a dumb everytime

>>148077579
>facebook

>>148077579
Not as bad as almost typing say before everything

>>148078115
say i know how thats like anon

>>148076697
i did it as a joke and you're probably on the spectrum if you think I was serious, man

>>148078796
Oh sawbones, never stop vying for attention you massive faggot

>>148078796
jokes are supposed to be funny tho

>colonial marines

jesus this shit is great

what is even the point of playing on our server when this one outclasses it in every way?

>>148080754
>only one gamemode
>the worst and most one-sided gamemode
gee I wonder

>>148080867
>the worst and most one sided gamemode
>all this implying

wew

>>148080754
>>148080917
You're right, go ahead and stay over at colonial marines.
We'll be waiting for you once you figure out the answer to your question.

>>148080754
>>148080917
Just wait until you realize you have been doing the same thing for 10 rounds in a row and it never changes

>>148083010
Hey wait, that sounds familiar...

>>148083096
It's almost like he doesn't realize that is essentially what ss13 is at its core.

>>148083096
>>148083192

Lets look at colonial marines
>One gamemode gee I wonder what it is
>Oh boy I can be a marine or *gasp* a marine!
>One map

Base ss13
>Several different gamemodes
>Actual variety in jobs to choose from
>Different maps

Sure normal ss13 is repetitive but it has much much more variety than colonial marines

>>148083476
Don't forget the badmins that make our badmins look like saints by comparison. Who has the pic of their head admin's nervous breakdown?

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>>148083748
>mfw I caused SAS to breakdown when I caught him reviving his character ingame and reported him on the forums
I haven't played spessmen or CM in months. Does anyone know if anything more came of it? Last thing I heard from him was some lies about how he's some mercenary operator in afghanistan who still had time to manage an ss13 server.

>>148077005
You could have the atmos suit, the eva suit or the engi suit but noooo it had to be the ce suit
>totally not powergaming gais
Raiders literally must minimize casualties, but nooo you MUST have an automatic weapon.
>totally not powergaming gais
You could have asked sec about your stalker, asked for a weapon to defend yourself, or stolen such a weapon if you were denied, but nooo it had to be stungloves.
>totally not powergaming gais
You could have broken into the vault the normal way (either hacking through the door or removing the back of the vault) instead of making a fake wall in the back but nooo, it had to be a fake reinforced wall.
>totally not powergaming gais
Literally every single thing you do is powergaming and you still try to pretend otherwise. Absolutely amazing truly.

>>148050530
i wake up after 12 hours of sleep

if you are still here

i am sorry

your setup works and it is good

Oh boy what a round. Kaz for warden dream team

>hos has the security force raid a vox shop, stealing everything they brought over from their outpost, then proceeds to murder an innocent trader and to space the other
>nothing happens

now that round was some good shit
Fucking loved the MGSV references everywhere

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>Raping a pAI

>All these rapists

Why

>that disturbing/meme tier rape attempt on a pAI
what is even going on?

>>148088187
A short while ago people whined about admins not giving security any slack now it seems that they let shitters get away with a lot of stuff.

>rage caging with 2 other crew members
>good fight, we're about half way through
>a 4th guy enters late, starts hitting us with a fire extinguisher
>without exchanging any words all 3 of us gang up on him
>give him almighty beating
>he dies
>I toss the fire extinguisher out the door
>fight continues

good round

>>148088187
Let me tell you why thats bullshit
>HoS was making it very clear that if you deal with weapons you'll be punished for it
>halfway through his sentence yifaiyyiiyiyiiyiyiyiyiyiyfagface stunglubs the HoS
>queue valids that are actually valid
t. HoS' borer

>>148088219
Summer, man. The heat drives people mad. We've all gone a little rape-crazy before during the midst of July and August, right?

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>>148088219
The panic bunker is like where I live:
No niggers, but there are strung-out rapists EVERYWHERE.

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>Nick and Kaz that round
Not pictured: Millions of vox corpses

>>148088187
"""""""innocent""""""""

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>Nick Weller follows the ripley into space, guns blazing, no hardsuit

>>148088210
Haha, how the fuck does that qualify as ERP? Fucking aurx as usual. If he wasn't an admin he'd have been permabanned every other day at this point.

>>148088298
>rape
>disturbing
lol kill yourself

HACK THE PLANET

>>148088219
>>148088298
You voted to legalize ERP, it's your own fault.

>>148088443
I voted no

>>148088187
>tfw people steal more from the vox than vox do from the station

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>working on brig's WE BUILD
>realize APCs aren't charging
>rush to engineering
>SMES are gone
>they didn't wire the engines directly to the grid
>check SME
>all collectors but one destroyed, the cooling loop too
>matrix instability: 0%
>fix damage, wire it directly to the grid
>APCs start charging again, everything back to normal
>shuttle called
>we don't finish WE BUILD

>>148088368
>Was the one who saved the HoS from the Vox twice and spaced one of them
>No mention of me

bit rude

>>148088327
>>148088378
Guy who got murdered never ones got anywhere close to the hos, let alone "assaulted" the hos
>murdering someone because you were threatening them and trying to enter their shop
How does that make ANY sense at all? Even if he had stunned the hos, as hos is so retarded he thinks that happened, that wouldn't be anywhere close to execution-worthy. The thing is, he didn't even do that.

>>148088504
>that pic
>buttblasted vox that round

>>148088595
""""""""innocent"""""""""

>>148088595
excuse me? he nearly gunned the fucker down in the dorm showers. it was the HoS's borer who saved him by crying out to it's young to call for help because a faggot bird was about to gun down an officer of the law (after he showed the way to the showers because the bird was dirtied with blood or some shit).
I'm sorry if your DINDU NUFFIN bird mentality can't handle a good beating at a videogame.

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HoS here.
>>148088187
Nah, here's how it went down.
>vox say they're selling weapons
>brig is bombed before
>Not in the mood for this shit
>I tell officers to stun them, and kill if they retaliate. (if they see you selling weapons)
>go to vox store
>I tell them not to sell weapons
>vox stun glove me
>strip me
>vox in blue armor takes my egun
>kill them
>I tell other vox to gtfo
>other vox cloned
>I tell them to go
>asks me where shower is (they had blood on their armor)
>gave them the benefit of the doubt
>they have a taser
>try to shoot me
>I get striped again
>dodge
>get a gun
>shoot back
>kill them
DIN DU NUFFIN.
Also, thanks Kaz, Borer, Detective, Officers. You made me proud. Shoutout to engineering for repairing the brig.

>>148088837
that was long AFTER he was murdered you fucking retard.

>>148088915
sorry but
>>148088857

vox babbies literally btfo right now

Did you like your sec medbay expansion?
>Larger floorspace
>Mini prison cell
>Computers
>Disposal bin
Also,
>Working on the brigs WE BUILD
>Doing the disposals
>Text rapidly says that Im getting hit by 1 metric fuckton of glass shards and trash
>Two seconds later I'm an mmi lying on the ground and on fire
>Atmos person picks me up and re mommis me
Thankyou atmos person.

>>148088087
its ok bb
I enjoyed working with you even if you were angry at me

>>148088961
Sorry but that didn't even remotely happened no matter how much you try to get away with it by lying to the mods. It's nothing short of disgusting that the mods are retarded enough to even believe your bullshit to begin with.

>Want to play engiborg and make medbay bigger
>Internet's shitting itself so hard it took 20 minutes to post this
fug

>>148089491
Are you retarded? You're the one who used the stun gloves first off, and stripped the HoS. You literally started everything.

>>148089491
>crying this hard because your actions had consequences
Traders, everybody.

>theres no list of all awarded trophies

it would be amusing

>>148089491
make a ban request

>tfw you will never quest to get the goonecode with the clown and mime

why live

>>148090158
We need that grep dude to find all the awarded trophies over the year, I think they are logged.

>>148090234
For what?
Ban the hos because he attacked back when I assaulted him for the second time?

>>148088327
>Tfw vox think they should be allowed to sell weapons to the stations enemies and not have sec bust down their door and beat them
You better believe if a single assistant leaves your ship with any form of weapon you're getting lasered in the face

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Will we see a Hat Trick?! Find out next time on /vg/ station: SUMMER OF LOVE EDITION!

>>148090940
some one anhero a perma for the sake of the memes

>>148090940
>Waffles627
>Shadowmozes
Oh so they were just two of the new shitters

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2xbLV_NSbk
>no more stun resistance the darker your character is
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQTXawaAKNA
>this sound clip doesn't play when you try to break out of cuffs
>no increased cuff break time the darker your character is

>>148091104
terrible fucking memeing desu

>>148090234
Do I need to make a formal ban request on the forums as opposed to as an ahelp?

>>148091607
yes, gather logs and check the ban request format

>>148090557
Nobody on the security team followed space law in any way. Their actions were nothing short of grief. If you can get banned for HITTING someone once on the shuttle 3 seconds before it lands, murdering someone just 'cuz as hos and sec about halfway through the shift should at the very least be worthy of a headban for hos and long bans for sec, except for any antags in their midst.

>>148091772
So if I don't already have the logs I'm shit out of luck?
When I gather logs, do I have to start saving logs before the point I want logs from or can I start saving them at any time for that shift?

>>148092209
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
have fun

>>148092209
all logs are here
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/07-July/

>>148088087
go fuck yourself

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Try and ban me bitch. Im friends with POMF in real life.

>>148091989
What else did you expect of a Nick and Kaz sec team?

[18:59:03]ADMIN: MOD: Aurx/(Kayati) : Conclusion: Yih was a trader, Hik was a trader, Hik was a shit, Yih was in bad company and a trader and in the wrong place at the wrong time and got dunked then cloned. Would have been better if Nick dunked Hik for Hik's shit but he had reasonable cause.
[18:59:30]ADMIN: MOD: Aurx/(Kayati) : And for anybody wondering, I'm doing this for logreader's benefit.
[18:59:44]ADMIN: MOD: Aurx/(Kayati) : God knows this other faggot isn't paying attention.

>>148090529
http://pastebin.com/raw/RHmjcTAx
Or
http://pastebin.com/raw/ax9Rdej2

>>148092294
>>148092291
10/10, thanks mateys.

>>148092592
Beyond disgusting. How do you people even play on this server?

>>148091989
Traders are not protected under space law.

>>148092947
Plasmamen are not protected under asimov. Despite this, if you harm them without an explicit reason such as being ordered to do so as silicon, ding dong bannu.

>>148092786
>Find the trophy I got from trying to set up the singulo when I was new
>Go check the logs for that day
>Turns out there was a shitload of observers that round
aaaaaaaaa

>>148093258
Plasmamen are crew, and protected under space law.
Traders are NOT crew, and are NOT protected under space law.
I don't know why you don't understand it.

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>>148092786
Couldnt find MURRICA cargo's trophy, sux.

>[19:02:22]ADMIN: PM: Allahackbar/(Hikihayahiyachaya)->Aurx/(Kayati): We setup a shop, which features chems and makeshift weapons, including boomerangs and stunprods. Sec tells us not to sell the stunprod. I am the bouncer for the shop (we needed real tiles to put our machines). Hos comes right in front of me. I tell him to stand back twice, he doesn't listen, I stunglove him and take his stuff with the intention to sell it back to him. Suddenly, the entire security force is all over us. Then he raids our shop so after complaining over comms, I stunglove him again. HoS then has sec murder yihi and he spaces me. I think the spacing is a bit e xtreme, but whatever, yihi didn't do anything at all and still got completely murdered.

Oh wow your own adminhelp story has you in the wrong

>>148093520
Much too old
weren't logged back then

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>>>148092786
>that reward from destroying the nuke op with a gold slime extract

>>148093589
DIN DU NUFFIN
>ahelp: FUCKING SHITCURITY KILLING ME AFTER I ATTACKED THEM PLEASE LET ME MAKE A BAN REQUEST

>>148093589
>the HoS killed me after I repeatedly stunned him and stole all his shit isn't that kind of harsh?

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>>148093674
RIP

>>148092786
><b>Liltiptop</b> as <b>Nick Weller</b> won "<b>Colonel Sanders Memorial Rememberance Annual Chicken Slaughter Award</b>"! "You are just drawing the inevitable chicken uprising closer."

Nick "Bird brain basher" Weller

>>148093589
Hopefully a non-retarded mod is going to process the request and actually have you banned, as you deserve.

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>>148092786
>tfw one of only two people to have gotten "The Absolute Madman" title
>tfw the reason for mine is clearly explained

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>>148094037
Last in the set

>>148092786
>tfw opened the safe

trophies are fun

>>148092786
>tfw you will never get a good trophy

why live

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>>148092291
>Read through an entire round of deadchat laughing at me for various reasons
>Don't want to play anymore

>>148095017
>Caring about deadchat

All they do is whine and cry.

>>148095085

This.

They forget who you even are when the next round starts.

besides me, I metagrudge

>>148094182
>not The South

>>148095784
>tfw no civil war renactment with assistants carting around cannons loaded with IEDs and muskets

Permanent rage cage when?

>add rage cage as a standard feature to box station
>add job of cage reff who spawns with a tazer and armour, hes only job is to supercise cage matches
>anyone inside the cage is valid to anyone else in the cage until they leave the cage. cant harm anyone in the cage from the outside
>no projectile weaponry
>no intentionally breaking the cage (counts as vandalism)

>>148096650
that already exists and it's called THE FUCKING HOLODECK/BOXING RING THAT NOBODY EVER USES

>>148096678
Holodeck being inside the bar when

>bartenders that beg over comms for people to visit
Is there anything more pathetic?

>>148096879
QMs who stick a timer and speaker together to continuously beg people to come have a drink in their renovated cargo area.

>>148092786
Wow I forgot I got a few of these, thanks

>>148049939
>dude's head went in someone's ass
wat

>>148098082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esOpx7ybPt8

>>148099056
that explains nothing, it only raises more questions

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=2647

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>>148099494
>inb4 I'm so sad people don't like Nick Weller I'm leaving forever QQ
>oh wait it's been three days I'm coming back and I avoided all consequence from admins for my actions GG /vg/staton

>hidyagames

Is this the same hidya from TFV?

>>148099958
>surprised people don't like Nick Weller or Kaz

Literal meme capslock sec officers and nothing else.

>>148101147
>expecting a meme community to not defend meme characters

>>148101274

>meme community

What the fuck does this even mean? Is everyone here incapable of being a likable person due to meme spoutage and not knowing how to actually communicate without them?

>>148101496
Now you've got it figured out!

>>148101496

Where the fuck do you think you are.

>>148099958
It's pointless to try and make a proper ban request.
Lillitop just makes a post to get a last word and vows to never play /vg/ until he can ask Dragonbro to let him back in under a week later and he doesn't even get notes for it.

>>148099494
I'll just say what I wanted to say.
Yeah, I went overboard. I should have followed space law, but I got so annoyed with all the greytiding I went too far, and for that i'm sorry. It's tough, you know? Make one fuck up in the start and you got people on you the whole round. Regardless, i'll leave spess, and i'm sorry to everyone who I ever annoyed.

Static namer purge when?

>>148101994
i honestly dont understand why static names are hated. like half the server uses static names

>>148099494
>Finally, he took the remaining trader to an airlock and spaced him. This does not seem to appear in the log.
>This does not seem to appear in the log.

Nick should just stop playing security and stay CE

>>148102575
You're not playing security right if you don't get at least two ban requests a month

>>148102575

I actually respected him as an engineer. He's absolutely shite at sec

>>148102575
Nick should just get a new static name and stop hammering the all caps key like a retard just because he's so excited to finally be included in something.

>>148102683
>not going full caps lock cruise control

>>148102683
He should actually get banned instead of taking the easy way out and getting shown the way in by the staff a few days later for all his shitcurity

nick's a good sec player desu
t. Kaz

>>148102787
>shitcurity
what did he do this time?

>>148102923
Killed more Vox. A true spess patriot

>>148102903
Who?

>>148102961
>removes vox
>harm batons greytiders
>hated by everyone
a true patriot

>>148102575
>Nick being a good CE

No, decent engineer for sure, but not a good CE.

why do so many people hate nick?

>>148103520
it's the meme of the week

i'm actually a fan. he's harsh but fair.
I think i am the reason he started hating vox

>>148103241
Are there any good CEs on the serb?

>>148103691
what'd you do?

>>148103750
ur mom lol

>>148103732
Angel Hawke I guess.

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Why is every non-Box station absolute garbage?

>>148103520
A lot of general spamming with self posted memes about how "good" they are. Replies to themself often in threads to pretend to be other people but nobody knows why yet.

Often types using ALL CAPS and short sentance fragments over the radios when something vaguely interesting happens to get noticed and hopefully pulled into the situation where he continues to sperg until the round's over like some sort of redditor.

>>148103829
bus is the only absolute garbage station

>>148103750
a cigar bar with a twist

>>148092786
I don't see the one from when some guy robusted and beheaded the invincible four horsemen of the apocalypse.