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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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First for SSD Genji lock
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2nd for FemMcree
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is d.va anime?
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Who /disregard bastion and turrets, crouch under the payload/ here?

Never saw anyone else do this.
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>>147914937
Yes.
>>147914929
I'd bully her for being useless.
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>'I'm just practicing Widowmaker rofl xD'

This bullshit meme needs to die.
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always needs more Dad:76
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ill never be ready to see shit like this
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ever since i started playing genji and watching jojo, i've become more and more infused with the weeb mentality and now it's gotten to the point that i hear anime phrases in my head when i play the game.

>roadhog hooks me through a wall
>"NANI? 20 TICKKU HOOKKU? SHIMATTA!!! THERE'S NO TIME TO DEFLECT!!!"

>zarya shields herself when i ult
>"ha ha ha genji, you weakling, you cannot defeat my Zarya Pinkku Barrieru"
>smash through her shield
>"masaka...! is this the power of Genji's Ryuu Geki Ken?? kuso!!! theres no time to run!!! raaaarg"

is there a treatment for this sickness
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>Play well, enemy team leaves, you get no rank points
>Someone on your team leaves, you lose fucktons of rank points.

At lower Skill Ratings, with sufficient leavers, it is very possible to be stuck in MMR Hell in Overwatch. Not because of bad players, but because of the number of leavers.

Discuss.

Pic related, Widowmaker stuck in MMR Hell.
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>>147914980
I do this a lot when the enemy team is more interested in firing from a distance than contesting
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>>147914929
>mfw blizzard stole my idea for a /cyb/ western character
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what are some good situations where i should pic McCree?
and what are some where i should not?
i heard that he got nerfed really bad but i wonder if he's still usable
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>>147915078
>what are some good situations where i should pic McCree?
there are none
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>>147915005
>stop trying to learn new heroes!
>>147915050
Nigga nothing about McC is original, he's literally just John Marston with a robotic arm.
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>>147915037
just keep playing
the more they leave the more of them get banned/suspended the less leavers there will be
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>>147915032
stop watching anime
it's for children
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>>147915078
>what are some good situations where i should pic McCree?
he's only okay if the stars align and all 3 of these happen

1. indoorsy map
2. enemy team has lots of squishies
3. you are godlike at clicking heads
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>>147915078
He's outmatched by Reaper/Soldier, he's somewhat good if the enemy relies too much on Tracer or Genji to win, but even then it's debatable.
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Fuck the horrendous lag in this game. Half the time players aren't even where they are shown to be. Running behind a symmetra who's facing the other way? Nope killcam says she's looking right at you.
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If you aren't at least rank 60 on pc get the fuck out of my general.
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>>147915095
Practicing is fine in QP, not in Ranked.
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Post best girl
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>teammates playing with sound off or music on
why?
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/owg/, would you eat out Tracer's asshole?
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PLAY, of deh game
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Lucio player here. I've been trying to use speed aura a bit more but I'm worried that switching between healing and speed passive auras frequently might throw peoples aim off in a fight. Does this actually cause problems for people?
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Who else /achievementhunter/ here? I finally got Rocket Man today, all I have left now is Rapid Discord and Game Over. Playing Zenyatta for however long it takes
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>>147915267
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WHY DONT THEY KILL THE FUCKING JUNKRAT? WHY?
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>>147915078
you always choose him because he's the most fun
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am i the only person who makes protest picks
like if we are attacking and we have two genjis, ill pick a third
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>>147915202
you should never pick mccree against a good genji. he will just annihilate you at range before you even see him, and you will never land a flashbang on him, and even if you do, he won't even die and will probably deflect your shit back at you and kill you anyway

REAL genji and tracer counters:
>winston good for denying area from him
>roadhog good for killing him instantly (he will farm free ult off you though)
>soldier 76 beats him 1v1 but can't finish him off
>pharah is a soft counter, you have an advantage over genji but a good genji will wreck you unless you have a pocket mercy
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>>147915343
Speed aura is for pushing in or when an enemy alts. A great example is when you hear 76 or Junkrats ult cue. You don't want to be doing it in an actual team battle because you're right, it'll throw people's aim off.
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>>147915398
She's so perfect.
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>>147914980
same, quietly playing the objective, winning effortlessly.
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>>147915507
It's supposed to be "Ults", I'm just retarded
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>>147915343
Yes.
It's made me run off ledges and shit.

Use speed boost when you have to move your team a long distance or get away from an enemy's ult fast.
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>>147915267
There is no best girl. Only Best Clang.
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>you will never be mercy
>you will never be fucked by pharah
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>>147914980
It's the most basic shit but I never see anyone but me doing it
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>>147915125

>be a betacuck tester for Blizz for no monetary compensation
>the most severe penality is a season ban. No account ban. No perma ranked ban
>they can still leave 2 out of 10 games and be fine
>implying leavers will ever be purged from ranking

Ranking is a fucking joke. They don't want severe penalties to leavers, they don't want 80+ stackers having long queue times, they don't want regular stackers having long queue times, they don't want to force stackers to get their premade full instead of making solo players be cucks for them. It's just quick play with a number attached to its players.

The shit part of all that is that i wish i could play, but i'm not playing with this stupid leaver bug that tanks your ranked points and quick play is worse than pubbing in TF2 in the current year.
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>>147915297
no

she is pure
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Guys
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>keep playing vs. and with the same people
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I still haven't bothered with ranked mode at all. Should I get it over with or should I just continue to not care and practice while I wait for Blund- err, Blizzard, to fix the leaver shit?
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Are Mercy waifufags the most annoying posters here?
Christ I want to fucking kick every Mercyshitters fucking face.
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>>147915531
You disgust me.
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How many kills does it take to get some respect...
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GIV EM SKILL GUISE
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>>147915612
how do I git gud
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>>147915032
Yes
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>>147915032
>is there a treatment for this sickness
no, embrace it
join us
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>>147915621
TEN BILLION PLAYERS
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>>147915647
waifufags are just annoying dipshits, mercy or otherwise
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>no tracer gf
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>>147915531
Oh baby
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>>147915628
Just fucking play.
You won't be able to go back to quick play afterwards.
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>>147915432
>>147915449
>>147915528


Thanks for the help guys.
It just feels kind of a waste that healing is on 80% of the time and we only get to go fast when pushing or someone ults.
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>>147915032

Not even a weeb, but i find funny in a tongue-in-cheek way the weeb way of talking, aka adding a vocal on words that ends with consonants, replacing L for R and shit like honoraburu instead of honorable.
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>>147915669
People are usually threatened by those with superior tastes.
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>tell hanzo to switch
>he switches to widowmaker
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>>147915343
people who's aim gets thrown off because of that are bad players
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>>147915472
She really is.

I bet she has an immaculate, perfect pink little asshole.
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>>147915647
No we're not.
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>>147915628
Just wait for the next season, theres nothing fun about it right now. 90% of players are between 40 and 60 which means matchmaking is fucked.
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>>147915748
paint it black and give it a jockstrap
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>>147915628
Wouldn't bother unless you've got some friends that have actual game-knowledge. But I'm not you're boss, just would't expect pubbies trying ranked to have co-ordination or pick tanks and healers.
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>>147915739
You can also do stupid shit like amplified speed boost past their Reinhardt and slap him in the ass with the sonic boom into the middle of your team. Pretty fun when it works.
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>>147915778
Go fuck yourself idiot.
Mercy is a shit and she'd never like any of you waifufags.
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Woops, didn't see new thread.
Fixed the white box I forgot to shrunk.
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>>147915748
Why is this so hot
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>>147915032
>weakling
>not yowai
>not thinking "h-hayai" every time tracer blinks past you, or tsuyoi whenever something does a shit ton of damage to you

Also kill yourself though desu
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why the fuck are knock back 100-0s are fucking thing?

NERF ALL FUCKING KNOCK BACKS

>le monkey nig
>le zarya bounce
>le lucio nig
>le pharah bitchout

makes some maps fucking impossible to play and nto get fucking irritated
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Blizzard can't balance this game for fucking shit.
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>suggest someone switch to another tank since they have no counters
>nobody changes
>suggest again
>nobody
>tell someone
>nothing
>lose all the way to the last point
>1 person switches to another tank
>suddenly dominate team fights
>full hold them
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>>147915794
I have some friends who are a bit better than me but they have no interest in competitive until it's no longer "a fucking joke" as they say
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>>147915343

Use to engage, disengage or getting yourself out of LoS of an enemy. Don't be a faggot switching for no reason other than you wanting to feel good about moving faster. There needs to be a good benefit that outweights the negative effect you mentioned.
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>>147915032
play overwatch in Japanese voice
Lucio's VA voiced Jonathan Joestar and it feels real fucking good when you use his ult and he screams DROPPU ZA BEATO!!
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>>147915032
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>>147915590
But Anon, that's the best part.
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>>147915820
>getting this triggered
>not knowing where you are

>>147915770
Her vagina is probably so cute, since she takes perfect care of herself and her body.
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>>147915927
>>147915943
>using nip voices for an american game
kill yourselves
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>>147915943
>play mei
>Ouchi! daijobu?
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>>147915927
>>147915943
oh yeah i was thinking of changing the voices at some point but then i figured it'd be hard to recognize ult callouts but fuck it

>>147915852
im new to anime dont flame pls
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>>147915908
>have no healer when trying to push
>I'm playing Pudge.
>30 seconds left
>someone goes Lucio
>get the point
>wastes 90 percent of our time so we have 1 minute left to get from b to c.
why.
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>>147915971
>sample
And I know exactly where I am, which is why I'm certain Mercy would fucking hate you if she ever met you.
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>tfw you're Zarya and the enemy DVA ults right in front of you.
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>>147916000
The Japanese voices are good, especially Widowmaker. Although I am playing with English voices here because they're not all awful like most games that give other voice options.
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>it's a lucio on defense episode
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>backfill
>4 team tips unsatisfied

unless one guy satisfies No Tank, No Support, No Builder and No Sniper?
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>>147916000
알겠어요.
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>>147916071
can't
won't
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>Reinhardt main
>Pushing on Hollywood
>Enemy team have three junkrats, a Roadhog, A Pharah and a Mercy
>Junkrats and Pharah just tear though my shield
>Team just stands behind me picking their noses or something
>We lose and game ends
>Fucking Genji cunt who was on my team: "We would have won if Reinhardt didn't keep dropping the shield!"
>Me: "I couldn't help it, the junkrats kept tearing though it"
>Genji: "I thought it was infinite?"
>Check his profile
>Hes literally never played anything but Genji

How the fuck did this guy get to comp?
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>>147916063
The jap voices are phoned in as fuck
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>>147914861
>tfw someone commissions you to write roadrat/reader smut
>they request literally every one of your kinks
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>>147916009
Her
>sorry sorry sorry sorry
line is super cute in moon
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Zarya needs such a FUCKING NERF

>shield
You can no longer ally shield another zarya.

>Black nigger
Black holes now absorb 75% of all damage, get the fuck over it.
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>>147916031
Thanks for pointing that out. Must have messed up during the mass download.
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>I get MVP card
>93% of the match on fire
>2 votes
>The other 4 people on my team vote our symmetra for her shield uptime
?????????
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>>147916169
why are Tracer players so autistic
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>>147916169
Looked extremely twitchy, definitely doable.
Have you never played CS before?
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>>147915943
>mfw the two Japanese characters sound worse with Japanese voices on
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tfw you know you won't stay rank 57 for long because you don't get gold medals like before, and sometimes feel like you're being carried
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>climbed 9 ranks in one day
Maybe there is a God, and he's giving me a chance for once.
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>>147916169
Seems like a stroke of luck.
Happened to me.
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>>147916220
you can melee her to death as soldier the second her shield is down
no zarya player has good enough tracking to be a threat, if she M2 the ground to hit you she just hurts herself with high energy

zarya is weak the second the bubble is down

tl:dr just pick reaper
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>>147916279
Trust me, no one at my level will be any good at CS
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>instalock genji
>some mouthbreather instantly goes off at me
kek
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>>147916169
yes? how is that weird in any way
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>no UI element as Symmetra to tell you which players on your team have not received a shield
>no UI element as Lucio to tell you how many friendlies within your range are injured

wtf I hate blizzard now
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Who the fuck designed Hanamura

Who made that map and was like

Yes, this seems fair and balanced for the attacking team. I'm sure Symmetras and Torbs wont abuse this first point
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>>147916242
I swear, Mercy and her waifufags are so fucking annoying, I wish I could have 5 minutes in a room alone with her so I could punch her face until her nose broke.
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>>147916169
twitch aim does the most retarded things

its luck
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>>147915908
>do the same thing
>they do the same thing
>NO, YOU ALL COMMITTED TO LOSING THIS AND I WILL MAKE SURE THAT HAPPENS
>switch to mei and proceed to sabotage my team to defeat
Sometimes you just need to take a hit for the team
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>>147916318
>no zarya player has good enough tracking to be a threat

what did he mean by this?
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>>147916367
>complaining about Symmetra of all things
Fuck off Spongebob
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>>147916304
Time to fap
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>>147916304
maebbie is that you
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>>147916381
DELETE THIS
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post yfw 100% energy
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Are McCree and 76 considered to be similar types of heroes? Was playing a KOTH where someone asked a Winston to switch to damage, since they were being countered by Reaper. I think Solider 76 was mentioned as a possible choice. The Winston player switched to McCree and the immediate response from a guy on mic was "McCree? You must be trolling.." Is McCree bad for KOTH where 76 is good? Isn't McCree a counter for Reaper?
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>>147916410
he means he plays against shitters and is sharing his experience
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>>147916318
then more nerfs

>Beam is no longer accurate and has spread

Shield now immediately ends when you fire

Black hole now immediately ends when anyone inside the blackhole fires

I don't fucking GIVE A SHIT

this character is too fucking irritating, 2x niggerbitch and its FUCKING IRRITAINTG

ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING PLAYING AGAINST TRACER OIR ZARYA

>LE INVULNER ME SO GUD

fuck this is so FUCKING IRRITATING
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>>147916169

Bad player that got a lucky flick shot. It happens, stop being butthurt.
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>>147916134
>main
>toxic
>meta

can we purge these kind of ppl?
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>>147916435
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>win my two ranked matches to go up 1 point, get enough XP for loot box
>get this legendary Zarya skin and purple tier shekels

I have never closed Overwatch so unphased and content before.
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>>147916169
>>147916383
It's not luck. Overwatch's Hitboxes for both Hanzo's arrows and heads in general are fucking huge compared to how they look in-game.
So it's easier to hit with hanzo's arrows, and easier to hit heads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UU8jqxAiHQ
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>>147916435
See
>>147916058
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>>147916456
____________________________git_________________
good
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>>147916481
>I have shit standards.
UH OKAY?
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>>147916518
exact same with genji and every other projectile.
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Post Pachas
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>never played comp
>try it out solo
>team instalocks 4 genji on hanamura attack

i'm done with this game
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>>147916465
I don't think you read the same post as everyone else
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>>147916169

>"Woooow, he killed me, he must be hacking!"

Are you twelve?
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>>147916518
I'm sure Blizzards lag compensation makes it much worse too. There's been lots of stuff done for still targets but I wonder about moving.

>>147916564
It's not, some have smaller hitboxes than others.
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Can Winston's thing target many people as it wants if they're close to you?
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>>147916381
Isn't there something else you'd rather do if you were alone with her?
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>>147916518
and yet hitscan and slow projectiles still dominates damage
hitting people around corners is niche as fuck
i've played loads of hanzo and only done it once
>>
okay, once and for all tell me,
is torb viable on attack?
more importantly, is double torb viable on attack?
had this shit in three games today, lost all 3
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I swear I win 90% of my ranked matches whenever the game starts with people using their mics.
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>>147916630
Yeah lag compensation and whatever that prediction nonsense is. Fuck the number of times I've deflected/charged/done some other skill to save my life, only for the replay to show me not do anything for precious milliseconds.
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>>147916694
that's because weaboo genji/hanzofags can't afford mics
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ANON WE ARE LOSING THE POINT

YOU NEED TO SWAP HEROES AND SHOW THEM HOW ITS DONE

ITS TIME FOR YOU TO HARD CARRY

BUT WHO DO YOU GO?
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>>147916415
>Symmetra
>Not broken
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>>147916694
I do too unless it's just someone speaking in Spanish or something.
>>
Played genji for the first time in QP today and I gotta say he's pretty fun to use

Of course I contributed zero to the team but doesn't matter when I'm having fun
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>>147916758
>OHKO-able turrets
>200 health and no evasion/defensive skills
She's easy to kill as long as you aren't retarded and follow her into an obvious trap.
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>>147916434
Why would I delete that post?
>>147916659
Well, let's see.
urinate on her, beat her body until it turns red and blue, slap her face while she cries.
Of course I'd start with verbally abusing her by calling her useless, to make her cry.
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>>147916756
>ITS TIME FOR YOU TO HARD CARRY

i close the game and launch a game with carries
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>>147916694
In my 500 or so matches I've had exactly 2 where more than one person used a mic
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>>147916756
whenever my team tries to contest a payload or point i would always go Lucio and rape my spacebar like no tomorrow
96% winrate so far
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>>147914980
I do it everytime when playing D.Va. Once she's out of Meka
>distract
>robot gets destroyed
>everyone forgets about you
>being a little girl hiding behind payload
Usually enemy team notices me way late.
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>>147916756
Reaper who else
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>>147915910
They are right, I'd probably stick with your friends on this one.
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>>147916758
>point blank range
>200 health
>no mobility skills
>turrets that die to a breeze and glow bright red
>teleporter that can be heard from across the map and is easily destroyed
>25 (TWENTY FIVE) extra health to teammates which has to be reapplied after death

wew
so broken
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>AFKers don't get kicked in competitive mode

BRAVO BLIZZARD
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>>147916758
>mfw a Genji tries to kill me as symmetra

YES, follow me back into my turret cave you weebshit
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>>147916756
Hanzo
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>>147916926
>he doesnt grind XP for lootboxes in comp by doing nothing

kek
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>>147916602
Seconded. Need this a lot
>>
DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH
is whimsical today
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>tfw finally feel like i got gud with cowboy to 65

just stopped playing mercy/lucio so much desu.
>>
>tfw imagining the feeling of her lips
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>>147916837
DELETE THIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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>>147916304
>preforming better
>its god
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>>147916837
waifufags are autistic but that doesn't mean you have to be autistic too anon
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>>147916756
Fuck this game, I switch to Widowmaker to practice my aim.
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Why don't you main Zarya?

Don't you want to climb anons?
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>>147916540
https://a.pomf.cat/yxztzl.mp3
It's just Mei's Low-Health breathing sfx, but feel free to ignore that.
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>>147917075
because i'm not a op hero abuser
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>>147917075
Climb what? That joke they call "ranked" mode, in this joke of a game that they call "balanced"?

Yeah, no.
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>>147915267
>brown eyes
garbage picture, delete and try again
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>>147917075
I would, but I can only really play zarya when there's a big, dumb tank like roadhog. Roadhog and Zarya are delicious together.

>>147917115
>OP
Git Gud, faggot.
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>>147917092
Jesus that's fucking hot.
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>tank from 60 to mid 40s to farm weapon easy
>tell people i have medals in damage and usure why they're complaining when i'm m2 spamming as mei from 100 feet away
>people calling me a casual and to go to quickplay
o i am laffin
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>>147917075
Feel like every time I pick Zarya when queuing solo my team will purposely pick heroes that don't work well with her ult and do crazy shit where shielding them doesn't really help.
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>>147917154
>autism
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>>147917010
I have no idea why you want me to delete my posts.
>>147917038
What's autistic about hating Mercy? She's an annoying blonde girl, she's probably still single for a reason.
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>>147917075
im waiting for the season when d.va is OP

so probably season 5 or 6
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>>147917115
>i'm not a op hero abuser

I love how people say things like this, but you know they still wouldn't climb even if they used it because they're still too shit.
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>>147917208
>wanting things done the right way
>autism
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>have 2k (2000) (TWO THOUSAND) overwatch jewcoins and no skins for my main
>don't want to spend any because "new skins soon (tm)"
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>>147917075
Welp, it's time to start playing Zarya i guess.
I never even played her. Ever.
And i'm Russian after all.
>>
Tracer is sad and needs a hug.
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>>147917214
cool, just don't be an edgy retard about it lmao
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>>147917293
>hugging small or skinny women

i always fear i crush them
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I really want to like Mercy, but I've become too jaded playing healer in other games to really play her in any amount. I just can't give enough of a fuck to heal someone when they're just going to disappoint me again.
But I really want to play the delicious Aryan waifu.
>>
>>147917115
Amen brother, you can shave a good 15-20 levels off someones skill that abuses a team carrying class like that. I'd be impressed at the rank 75 if he was using an offensive hero
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>>147917293
i wanna take a big fucking sniff of her shit hole.
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>>147917118
>That joke they call "ranked" mode, in this joke of a game that they call "balanced"?

LEL, yes anon keep making excuses for why you lose.

It's never your fault right?
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>>147916540
she's ... korean?
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56% kill participation symetra
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>>147917280
>tfw you're not autistic and don't care about cosmetics

feels good
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>>147916756
hanzo
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>>147917375
>delicious Aryan waifu.
She's an old, blonde hag who probably has blonde hair due to her old age.
Mercy a fucking shit
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>>147917092
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>>147917387
>arguing with shitters going full denial
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>>147916756
Dva obviously
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>>147917434
Found the reaper main
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>>147917280
you are going to play the game anyway
whats the logic here?
or are you one of those people who just buy skins and never play
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>>147917464
Why do all the girls in this game look like unrealistic animes?
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>>147917214
Being edgy is pretty autistic
In fact getting so triggered so much by this is bad enough, you should just stop
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>>147917375
Find a team of people you gel with. In every pub match you play, try to add the best player whether they're on your team or your enemy's. One in ten might accept and one in five of those might actually play with you in the future. Slowly but surely build a team of good players and start having fun.
>>
>>147917434
can resurrect dead team mates
>shit
>>
BUFF MEI!
>>
>>147917571
yes please
I want to shit on everyone in KOTH harder
>>
>>147917291
A few things to keep in mind.
>Her beam is hitscan, so really it comes down to how well you can keep your crosshairs on an opponent
>She only has 400 health, but 200 of that is shields. You can afford to duck for cover.
>Your barriers only last two seconds, and don't absorb an infinite amount of hits. It's basically a third health bar.
>>You CAN, however, absorb all of a one-hit ult like Junkrat or Dva's explosions.
>>You can only get 50 charge from both your personal and projected shields
>Make sure you announce when your ult is close and when it's up; your ultimate wombo-combos with others so if there's a hanzo/phara/anyone with an offensive aoe ult ready, you two can do excessive damage.
>your alt fire consumes 25ammo, but can be fired when you have less. Feel free to use your last shot as a big-fat bomb.
>Beam for close distance, bomb for long range
>Roadhogs are your best friends: they're dumb, big, have big hitboxes, and prefer to be up close anyways
>treat your barriers as responses, not shields. Use them on allies under fire, or when you're under fire.
>She only has two skins, and both are her artic/Siberian front skin.
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>>147915439
The moment I see that team comp isn't important to the team, I trophy hunt. Fuck em
>>
>>147917261
keep telling urself that senpai

>"th-they're just jealous!!!"
>>
>>147917534
Because no one wants to look at realistic women
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>>147917534
because its a videogame?
the style is pretty cartoonish, so its fine they all look like your saturday morning crushes back when you were 12
>>
BUFF D.VA!
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>>147917372
She just wants to feel safe and secure in somebody's arms.

>>147917382
Me too Anon, me too.
It'd smell wonderful.
It'd taste even better
>>
>>147917492
i guess the autism is that i don't want to spend all my dosh on skins i kinda like for the new ones to come out and then there's some i REALLY like and can't buy
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>>147917656
How?
I say make DVA's mech the character instead, and replace the human element with a floating AI core.
That'd make the best Starcraft player a literal bot and that's funnier than it has any right to be
>>
>tracer having a voiceline when theres another tracer on the team

the memes
>>
>>147916435

> enemies face because I just died.
>>
>>147917534
>unrealistic

found the American
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Crit box removed on meka
Self destruct can now be detonated on command

Fixed, it's that simple
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>>147917434
>hag
>youthful, possibly ageless
>not wanting delicious Christmas cake
There are easier ways to say that you're gay.
>>
>>147917602
Thanks, will lower my sensitivity then.
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Can anyone post the McCree-God PotG? I accidentally saved just the thumbnail.
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>>147917539
I will never stop hating Mercy.
What do people even see in her?
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>>147917214
>She's an annoying blonde girl, she's probably still single for a reason.

This only makes me love her more.
>>
>>147917841
just remove d.va's human form, just make her ult explode instantly and have her limbs fly everywhere
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>>147917841
>spam destruct without penalty
>can't be critical'd

fuck off retard.
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>>147915908
>lose first cap on route 66
>politely ask for somebody to switch to tank
>1 reinhardt
>2 roadhogs
>1 dva
>hanzo doesn't switch
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>people that add you after a game
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>>147917841
the critbox and her ultimate are doing their job

its the massive slow when she shoots that screws her over big time, wasting boosters on chasing is usually death sentence, everything else is fine
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Whats the status of the leaver-penalty for the winning team thing?

I've read in some places that its already implemented, and that if there is a leaver on the opposing team, and your team wins, you'd get the full rank points that you should have.

However, I just had a ranked game with just that. A leaver on the opposing team, and I got absolute shit for rank. So whats the deal?
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>>147916602
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>>147917841
>Self destruct can now be detonated on command
haha kill yourself retard
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>>147917960
i have never had someone add me
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>>147917960
I do it so I can keep shittalking them
>>
>>147917929
>>147918021
It has the slowest recharge of any ult by far
It's way too bad for how long it takes to charge
>>
>>147915908
>losing horribly
>retarded team comp
>nobody switching despite giving advice
>overtime
>suddenly half the team starts trying
every fucking time
>>
>>147918021
>haha kill yourself retard
Isn't that sort of the point?

>>147918014
I'll be direct: I have an oedipus complex and Zarya's too fatherly to be a cool mom. If the rumors about Sombra/Shadow are true then I'll be conflicted.
>>
>>147917960
>not adding good players and winning matches with them.
Why would you do this to yourself?
>>
>Wanted comfy QP to try and get used to my new mouse
>Got tryhard enemies
>Still win against them

Holy shit dude, even on QP KOTH the enemy kept spamming monkeys and tracers. Go tryhard on ""competitive"" you rejects
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Is this good?
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>>147918023
I've had 5 people in 1 day
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>>147916540
>>147917092
WILL YOU JUST GIVE THE SOURCE

FUCKING ESKIMOOOO
>>
>>147918147
>they probably didnt tryhard and just wanted to play their characters because they are fun
>meanwhile jimmy1337 spergs about their picks

sad world we live in
>>
>>147917960
var inte arg, dom tyckte du var b3st
>>
Remember to respect your opponents.

>>147918186
How did you even get here if you don't know how to google?
>>
>>147918229
Wait, you unironically enjoy playing monkey?
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>>147918241
>dkn ingen av kompisarna köper spelet även om det hypat det aslänge
>>
>>147917841
>>Self destruct can now be detonated on command

>free team kills by boosting into the objective and insta detonating, the only tradeoff being that you die
>>
>>147918271
it's clearly a cropped webm
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>>147918146
>he isn't a lonewolf that hunts alone

I bet you think you're "good" when you win games on stacked teams
>>
>>147918326
var glad för det, alla mina vänner som köpte spelet vill ha carry och spam requestar invites till mina comp grupper.. "jag har bara otur när jag spelar, rank 34 är helvetet!"
>>
>>147918318
>you
kek, yea dude i love winston i """""main""""" him because hes so efficient

stop acting like there arent people with 100 hour play time on said characters, its the reality
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no surprise they were complete shitters and we lost
>>
every single night is just a huge losing streak. like a 2-20 type losing streak
its been like this for 2 weeks

is this my punishment for playing roadhog throughout launch and reaching 100+
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Widowmaker is for ______________
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>>147918360
balanced for how long it takes to recharge
>>
>>147918440
i cringe every time i see a meme arrow away from 4chan
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>>147918458
shitters
>>
>tfw can't play Overwatch because servers are unstable

At least i'm not sperging out with broken ranks and shit.
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>'I'm practicing, I'm not here to win.'

Then why play an objective based game anyway? I swear to fucking god, casuals will be the end of everything.
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>>147918458
repicking
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>>147918392
>>147918326
>orkar inte klättra
>men vill ha guld vapnet
>borde ha torskat 10 matcher medans jag kalibrerade för enkla vinster därefter
>orkar inte torska 50 games för att nå rank 1

ta mitt liv
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>>147918458
foot-puffing
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>>147918367
>Enter "rule 34, Mei-Ling_Zhou, animated"
>Follow link to rule34 page
>Click relevant tag
>????
>PROMOTIONS!!!!

It's not difficult, though. Maybe not one-click but not an impossible task.
>>
>>147918560
>complaining about QP
fucking kill yourself
>>
>>147918602
im2lzy
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>>147918326
>>147918392
>>147918586
>donken den högst rankade spelare är svensk

varför är vi så jävla överlägsna grabbar
>>
>>147918458
Necrophiliacs, and for occupying valuable team slots.
>tfw good skin, emote, pose, and voice for widowmaker
>Can't snipe for shit
Kill me.

>>147918671
Iknow.
>>
Why do I keep getting queued up with the same people every game? They are not in a group.

Why does the game throw me in with sub level 10 players?

Just what the fuck did they do to quick play?
>inb4 >quick play
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Can I only get this player icon from a random drop?

Or is it a very specific S76 achievement because I've played a fuckton of him.
>>
>>147918560
that's why the game should have deathmatch. The fact that there's always an objective prevents me from feeling free to try the hero I want.
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>>147918703
Just leave?
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>>147918703
Is this the real life?
>>
>>147918721
random drop. it's known that player icons are the most valuable because you can't craft them.
>>
just hit Level 25

should I start getting into Rankeds or should I wait till they fix the leaving issues first?

I main the sanic negro btw
>>
On all level except physical I am Pharah.

[barrages internally]
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>>147917630
Could be a diverting change of pace.
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>>147918560
>booga posting about QP

It is just for trying shit out or casual play, literally who cares.
>>
>>147918851
>I main

No, stay out of competitive
>>
Why are there so many chink streamers
>>
>>147916169
It is way less suspicious that any footage of Surelock.
>>
>>147917910
Motherly, caring, beautiful, angelic, educated, Swiss, accomplished doctor, the list goes on. She's perfection in many eyes
>>
>>147917910
Belldandy.
>>
>>147918962
like every blizzard game, it's popular in asia
>>
>>147918929
ok


I will get into ranked right now, hope you like my perpetual speed buff
>>
>ask Tracer to do his job aka kill the Symmetra tele.
>doesn't do it.
JUST LOVE THESE PEOPLE WITHOUT A BRAIN.
>>
>>147918169
What hero were you playing?
>>
>>147918807
>>147918703
>quickplay
>>
>>147918586
spela ranked som quick play

>>147918706
Alltid varit så i shooters, vi är för jävla goa helt enkelt
>>
>>147918851
>should I start getting into Ranked
Not unless you're actually good.
If you lose your placement matches and get placed in the 40s, competitive becomes an arduous climb out of hell.
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>wanna learn to play Hanzo or Widow just because they're vastily different from what I play usually
>everybody bitches about them every time I pick them
>everybody bitches at me for being shit playing them
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>>147918929
>pros don't main
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>>147919049
Lucio

fucking faggots are trying to turn me into their little personal black manlet healslut, i aint having none of it
>>
I AM LEVEL 72 AND I'VE GOTTEN ONE LEGENDARY FOR TORBJORN AND 820 CURRENCY

AMA
>>
>>147919145
i fucked your mom and pumped her shit hole full of cum

AMA
>>
>>147919101

I don't get mad at people picking them, i get mad at people picking them on offensive payload or KOTH maps that don't work for them
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>>147918883
10/10 cutie
would nerf
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>>147919036
people who use "no brain" as an insult tend to be the most retarded eurotrash around fyi
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>>147919264
spoken like a true no brain, no skill, no life tryhard
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>>147919059
>comp
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>>147919179
you're*
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>>147919036
>Hollywood Offense.
>Suicide on point.
>Team kill.
>Death spectate Tracer.
>She's camping a teleporter.
>Dies to the first reaper that walks out.
>They retake the point.
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>>147918458
saving and teaching to love again.
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>>147916756
>carry
Soldier
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thank you blizzard
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>>147919408
>>147918458
you're waifu a qt_______________
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Route 66 is the worst map in the game. Worse than every shitty CP map. 66 is by far the absolute worst garbage.
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I got this the other day for expert playing
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Like this?
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>>147918186
https://www.rule34hentai.net/image/161035
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>queue
>play game
>leave
>queue again
>same people
>play
>leave
>take a break
>queue
>same people
>play
>leave
>queue
>same people

seriously what the fuck did they do to quick play
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>>147919459
>you will never make her feel alive with love
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>>147916756
>Payload: Lucio
>Control Point: Mei
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>>147919474
Getting the best skins for all respective heroes.
I'm jelly anon.
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>>147918714
>>tfw good skin, emote, pose, and voice for widowmaker
>>Can't snipe for shit
Are you me?
I have 3 Legendary skins, the ass emote and "Huh, what's an aimbot?"
The only thing I need for her is a highlight video, and oh, the ability to snipe
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>>147919474
damn senpai those are the best skins for those heroes
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>>147919096
>try out ranked anyway
>mei fucking leaves as soon as we get out of spawn


you're right I shouldn't get into this shit, but the fault doesn't look to be mine at least
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>>147916169
yes. it's like overwatch if your first online fps or something dipshit
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>>147919538
Shitters tend to get queued with other shitters.
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>>147919459
>>147918458
>>147919408
>>147919572
>tfw she sometimes asks why she's still alive when Mercy revives her
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>>147919059
comp made this game worse. it's either nobody trying in QP or verbal abuse in comp.
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>>147919101
use QP to get gud
use ranked to show that you are actually gud
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>>147918318

I have a pure love and hate relationship with the monkey. I don't like playing him and hate when an enemy is playing him (Symetra is more infuriating, though), but when i do play him, there is some joy and satisfaction of simply turning your brain off and hold W + M1, knowing that your enemy is feeling pure rage.

It's kinda like playing demoknight on ctf_turbine on a fast respawn server and camping the shit out of the duct.
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>>147918229
>win Anubis
>get accused of tryharding
>we had a Zenyatta
>>
>playing duo-q with a guy who added me from a 6 stack while I was being placed.
>we won a bunch of matches together so I figured he was probably okay: he's a Mercy main and I was Lucio for the most part
>start playing, it's pretty clear he's super, super new and 52 was way too high of a placement for him
>get placed with lots of low 50s players since that's the the ranks averaged with me on the team
>lose a whole lot, rank down from 58-54 quickly since our teams barely had any communication and dual support is worthless when your DPS is shit
>give him some honest criticism for his Mercy playing since he was too focused on the idea that he had to be the tank's pocket healer
>next game he's saving my ass a bunch, actually staying alive long enough to get mass rezzes and we win, and I get a rank back
>he said he wanted to win at least one game so I didn't rank too far down

I think he's gonna make it guys.

Side note, is rank 48~54 MMR hell? When I was solo queuing at 58 I had some really close matches, won some lost some and everyone worked together really well. As soon as the rank averages started dropping below 55 it was just completely nonsense when it came to trying to actually work as a team.
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>>147919493
thank you
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>>147919101
dumb frogposter
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>>147919474
I think those are my second favourite skins for the best two heroes, pretty jelly
A nice skin for Hanzo too
Toasted and Night-Ops for me, but I was really conflicted between that Junkrat skin you have and the one I ended up getting
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>>147916837
Reaper? Is that you?
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>>147919493
>feeding the retard
This is why people never learn how to find shit. It took all of a few seconds to find the picture before.
Don't feed lazy niggers; they'll just hold out their other hand instead.
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>be terrible at the game
>main hanzo
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>tfw pro Troborn
>people mad when you pick him
>always get POTG anyways
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>>147919701
>Win Ilios
>Get accused of tryharding
>They had a Torbjorn
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>>147915885
Git gud
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>>147919694
I won't touch ranked before I have at least 10 hours on every hero.
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>ywn cuddle up with Mei on a cold night
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>>147919358
>camping a teleporter
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>>147919875
>pro
>just puts him down
k
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I'm convinced that they have injected the quick play queue with bots.
>>
Top 500 list when?
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>>147919653
>verbal abuse in comp
its time to change a tampon
>>
anyone out there just play solo, or mainly solo? what rank are you guys?

i cant seem to escape 55-60
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>>147919979
pro Troborn is like being pro chest player
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>>147920006
Why would it matter, anyway? With ranked out QP is just for practice or casual play.
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>>147920006
I wish, QP would be a lot less cancer if they did.
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>>147920068
1 - 500 : me
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>>147919952
My nigga. She's an adorable slice of Christmas Cake.
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>>147920162
So true.
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>>147919474
>worst legendary for a boring hero
>shit icon
>shit legendary for a shit hero
>bland epic for a brain dead hero

sorry for your loss buddy.
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>>147920296
There are no shit heroes, only lag.
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>>147919925
>on every hero
Just learn 4-5
Master 1-2 of your favorite
Learn Lucio or Mercy for when you pull the short straw
Learn Roadhog or Reinhardt for when your team needs a tank
Learn S76 for when your team needs carrying

I'd also recommend learning Reaper since he's the current tank killer.
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>>147920146
I'm 62 right now. 90% solo, the other 10% that I play with people we always lose
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>>147916756
DIE DIE DIE
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>>147920296
t. pharah / reaper player
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>>147920382
I'll add that Zarya is worth learning since she's easy to carry with as an off-tank.
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Is it actually contraproductive to try keep my team alive as Mercy once i have the ulti ready? I feel like when i do they die slowly one by one and there is never opportunity for those mass resurrections. Should just fuck it, hide and when they are all dead fly in for res?
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Give McCree 8 shots instead of 6.
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>>147920573
>please make McReeee's fan the hammer almost as good as it used to be
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>>147919925
I will try to master 1 of each group of heroes, and properly learn at least 5, but I want to be at least decent with every one of them and get to know them so I know what they can do and how to play against them.
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Reminder that Reaper did nothing wrong.

Mercy and Torb even keep contact with him in the latest news about the new hero.
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>>147920562
>I feel like when i do they die slowly one by one... Should just fuck it, hide and when they are all dead fly in for res?

Yes. The higher rank you get, the more enemy teams will focus you down first and revealing your beam unnecessarily will get you killed. If a push fails, let your team get wiped and rez as many as possible as late as possible.
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>>147920573
Whenever McCree isn't in line of sight the entire team should be asking each other "Where's McCree?"
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>Kill mercy while she presses Q
>it doesn't cancel the rez

hello? Blizzard? mushi mushi? What the heck is up with that?
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>can you pick X
>No,i only play zenyatta xDD
>check his profile - genji main in quckmatch/zenyatta main in competitive
now that's some next level cancer
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>>147920256
>>147919952
>Mei's warm, soft body
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>queue for comp
>anubis
>100 % steamroll the enemies
>queue for comp
>abunis
>get 100 % steamrolled by enemies
>net rank loss

nice matchmaking
nice system
nice game
>>
>pick hitscan dps
>shoot heads and win
>pick any other hero
>lose

fug
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>>147920716
Deal with it. Mercy rez plays are like the only real plays in the game. Counter it by killing Mercy first.
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/owg/ I leave work in exactly one hour to head home and play Overwatch.

Select with character I will be stuck playing for 4 hours straight. I will play every match as this character and nobody else.
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>Reinhardt's shield can no longer block D.va's self-destruct
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>>147920870
Symmetra
Get FUCKED shithead.
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>>147920813
>just the right amount of fat
>but also still a titty monster
>Also a huge dork
>Also wears glasses
>Also pretty smart
>Also adorable
I didn't understand waifus before this, but I take back everything I've said.
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>>147920892
Fuck off Mercyfag.
>>
Quick Play has become pretty much completely unplayable after the introduction of competitive.
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>>147920870
Symmetra.
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>>147921042
nice meme

I still play QP only and nothing changed
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>>147920813
>ywn see Mei's little belly jiggle as you fuck her
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>>147920856

Literally not counterplay at all.
Focusing Mercy doesn't stop her ult and it recharges way too quickly.
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>>147921042
Why?
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>>147920870
Symmetra
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>>147921042
I've noticed it takes several minutes to get into a match and that the ranks difference between teams has gotten super retarded but other than that is is generally the same.
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>>147920870
76
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If you haven't soloed the entire enemy team at least once, you aren't a true reaper main.
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>>147920915
>implying
Symmetra can be a good character if you aren't retarded.
>Most of your health is shields, so it'll come back if you duck and cover
>Alt fire goes through barriers, so it's good for fucking with reindhardts
>>Also bastions since they're probably in turret mode, as well as actual turrets
>Sentries are basically traps that slow and damage enemies. Set them up in unseen or unexpected areas
>>most maps have bushes that sentries can be hidden inside
>beam is weak at first, but "levels" up to a decent amount of damage
>>people rarely expect this, so they think "oh it's just symmetra" before "Oh god it's symmetra?!"
>>beam curves so aiming isn't that important. just stay generally kind of looking at them, while focusing on avoiding fire

Basically a science wizard, >>147920870
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>>147920481
strong projection detected.

stay shit you insecure bitch lmao.
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1v5 reaper ult to win the game ladz
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>>147921154
>killing Mercy first doesn't counter Mercy

Stop getting baited by by groups into playing into their full team rez play you fucking shitter
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>>147921413
how is overwatch on the PSP, anyway?
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>>147921413
Does it matter if one of those 5 was just a turret?
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>>147921164
The matchmaking has gone full retarded. Somehow they made it even worse than before.
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Oh boy, my 100th box. Time for WHITE WHITE BLUE WHITE
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>>147921029
>>
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>>147921539
turrets op
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why the fuck am i getting matched with garbage like this
seriously all the fucking afternoon zenyattas fucking everywhere
they are all mother fucking shite
its basically a 5v6 every single time
>>
I play Soldier 76 more often than any other character.

When I see a Zarya shield, I shoot it. I always shoot it. Even if it's just a few shots before I sprint away to a safe distance (where I can then shoot whichever teammate she shields), I make sure to pump a few rounds in. It's the easiest way to rack up damage done and make sure I always get a gold medal.
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>>147921528
PSP? That shit looks like those old ass point and click DOS adventure games with that grainy ass look.
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>>147921413
This is why "pro" overwatch will never be taken seriously
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Who /offenseBattleBjörn/ here ?
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>>147921627
At least it's not symmetra
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>>147921565
>50 coins
>Pharah voice line
>Duplicate Winston highlight intro
>Duplicate S76 voice line
>>147921413
Woah, Overwatch is on Wii?
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>>147916465
>people who get annoyed over commonly used terms
>and then throw a tumblr word in there for some reason?

I don't understand this meme
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>>147921678
kill yourself shitter
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>>147921627
Because Discord Orb is fun.
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>>147920006
Might as well be playing with bots.
>dumbass McCree tells someone on my team they can't aim on Lijiang QP
>constantly see him falling off the cliff and aiming at air
>then lo and behold he switches to Hanzo and still can't kill shit and still shittalking
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>>147921413
>that webm quality
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>>147920915
>>147921070
>>147921231
>>147921346
The people have spoken. I shall instalock Symmetra for 4 hours today regardless of enemy team composition (or my team composition). Any POTG or Highlight Reels I will return with.

I'll report back in roughly 24 hours.
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>>147921784
he should've stuck
>>
My mouse cursor started to get jittery. Is my sensor dying or something? It was fine yesterday.
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Winston? More like Loseton, amirite? As in he loses a ton of games! xD
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>>147921593
Can we all agree that Mercy is a slut who deserves to die on a drug overdosis, alone and regretting how her life went so bad?
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>>147921726
>>147921812
lowest qual + windowed mode and still shit on kids top jek
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>>147921902
Kill yourself dude
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what counters double reapers
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>>147921913
>mercy is an asshole that doesn't want Torbjorb making that dank healing sniper rifle

Fuck mercy
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>do a sick 360 flick popsicle shot as mei
>not indenting to hit anything
>DINK
>genji death scream
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>>147921916
>level 22
>that trash aim
>still brags on /vg/
top jek
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>>147921945
widow
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>>147921716
At least symmetra players will swap out if you lose the first objective. Zenyatta players will throw the whole game.
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Is double Lucio the best when you really need to push the cart that's almost there?
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>>147921916
>being proud of shitting on kids
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>>147921945
|--| Reaper wins
|----------| You win
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>>147921902
sounds like you're just bad with him
he's good at distrupting enemy lines and some people have a dumbass tendency to go follow him across the map ignoring the objective
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>>147921813
Remember to say "You went to down the loo like the poo you are" in match chat if you get POTG and won too.
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>>147921938
>Global Rules
>3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>6. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
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>>147921813
Remember that nobody ever looks up until it's too late. Turrets on ceilings works well
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>>147921986
>actualy willing to be healed less in exchange of range on the healer
>thinking it will be better that log-shooter-hanzo or EXPANDASSmaker
>>
NEW MAEBBIE VIDEOS
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>>147921913
No we cannot, you triggered thing you
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>>147922081

>that reinhardt who doesn't charge the other reinhardt

why
its your fucking job
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>>147922034
Mercy is better.
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>>147921902
t. shitter
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>>147921896
What mouse?

Best case scenario you just need firmware update, maybe you have some dust on your sensor or some shit on your mouse pad.
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Is it at all possible for a Genji to kill roadhog 1v1? I don't think Genji puts out enough DPS to actually kill roadhog. Hell roadhog can just chug his heal infront of Genji's face and genji can't even out DPS that.
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>>147921913
No.

>>147921986
>wanting Mercy's hard work to eventually be used to harm people
Kill yourself. You probably support the atomic bomb's creation.
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>>147922025
>'''''trash'''' aim
>its an americans thinking theyre better than eu players episode
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>>147922139
How am I triggered? If anything, I'd be the one laughing at the weakest, lowest K/D hero getting abused.
>>147922274
>3Dshit
>not supporting the atomic bombs
Fucking Mercyfags I swear, you deserve to rot.
>>
>tfw Mei reminds me so much of my ex

I miss her ;_;
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>>147922314
Actually, you're just a shitter with utter trash aim. You were barely able to track the Roadhog.
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Why is Symmetra a support class but Torbjörn isn't
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>>147916830
trouble is the maps in this game are way too chokepoint-y

Symmetra can easily shut down an entire line of advance by herself, which is a bit ridiculous on some maps (egypt comes to mind)
>>
Im level 63 I got 5 yellows so far 1 cancer mei skin 1 lucio skin 1 500 g 1 ra zenyatta and a fucking duplicate of that right now fucking kill me
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>>147922526
Symmetra supports you with portals and 25 extra, regenerating health

TB puts down a turret, and jerks off while it slaughters down shitters.
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>>147922314
>his only comeback to someone calling him trash is saying "E-EU IS BETTER!"
Return to leddit, kiddo.
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>>147922417
she soft and thicc ?
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>>147922490
killed one guy then switched to him and still hit every bullet on him, you'd probs spaghetti in that situation u fat cunt
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>>147921913
Anime!! :^)
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>>147922617
Torbjörn supports you with 75 armour
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>>147922218
g502,its like 1 month old
>>
>playing placement games
>leader says playing with 5 is bad and we will lose
>7-0
>6th joins
>lose 2 win 1
>only get rank 59
>w-well guys we did better than yesterday
>what do you mean
>we lost 8 and won 2
I would of had fucking 60 if not for that shitter, ffs, turns out without me they suck too, I mean im not good but im better than them.
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>>147922692
You're using a shotgun, you fucking retard. Your crosshair was barely on Roadhog while he was moving. You were hitting his arm with a few pellets every shot and missing with the majority of them. Face it, you're trash.
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>>147922814
You are confusing the main function of the class with abilities they have. Toblerone is primarily for area defense and his turret does that. It doesn't support anyone and neither does his Ult other than himself and his turret. He just happens to have an ability that helps teammates. Symmetra is built around it while he just has an ability that supports the team.

Unless you want to argue that 76 or Zarya are support heroes because they have heals and shields for teammates. Though if you really want a solid answer as to what makes a class a support then look at their ult.

Support Ults buff, heal or otherwise assist their team like with the teleporter.
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>>147915273
casual or competitive?
>>
sticky aiming on PC when?
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>>147915267
>She will never bear your children in her perfect body
Hold me /v/, why live?
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>>147922225
If you successfully reflect and headshot one of his shots, you can take him.
Also, Roadhog heals 300 HP but Genji takes away ~168 of that HP away with dinked shurikens.
A lot of people don't take into consideration the damage fan of blades + dash does. Fan of blades does around 148 DPS if all shots land, which shouldn't be too hard on Roadhog, and dash does 50 and position you behind the enemy.

But all it takes for Roadhog to kill Genji at close range is land one shot.
So it's a cointoss and also terrain dependant since Genji becomes incredibly mobile with a wall next to him.

At mid range, Roadhog wins. At long range, Genji won't kill Roadhog but he'll be the one who gets the damage in so he wins the small interaction.

>>147922526
Symmetra's sentry turrets deny a small area, usually a room. Torb denies a rather large area, HOPEFULLY the objective.
Symmetra doesn't require kills in order to lend you support, Torbjorn needs to pick up scrap.
Symmetra's ultimate is used for support, and Torbjorn's for defense.
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>>147923134
play 76
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>>147922814
Ah you're right, I completely forgot about that.

However it still stays:
-webcams are a lot different from TB turrets. They have 1 hp and have a much shorter range.
-Symm ult creates a stationary portal that her team can use go get back to the action fast. TB ult turns him and his turret into almost unstoppable killing machines, capable of wiping out whole enemy teams
-TB needs to collect scraps from dead enemies to create armor. Symm can just E on anyone giving them shields. Also, shields recharge while armor runs out and has to be re-created.
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>>147923102
Not to mention most toblerones just hoard their scrap and use it as a selfheal like assholes
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>quadradink an ulted Genji and punch him for the kill

that's how you get tinnitus
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>>147922901
here he goes with the word trash again stop that you cringy muricancer, id like to see you track perfectly when the whole team in front of you while you check if your ults up
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>>147916113
reinhardt
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>>147921716
Sym is pretty much core on a bunch of maps for the first and sometimes second points.
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>>147923265
Why are you so angry? Was your mother moaning too loudly as Mr. Muhammad loudly fucked her in the next room? Poor boy. I'm sure your mother shouting as her Syrian boyfriend pounded her made it hard for you to concentrate and lead to your aim being so bad. Don't worry, though. If you keep playing the game and practice, I'm sure you can stop being utter trash and become below average instead.
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>>147922398
>caring about K/D
>on a support hero

Fuck off back to plebbit, you edgy, underage faggot.
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Is it normal, as a D.va, to purposefully get your mech destroyed so you can use her awesome pistol?
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>>147922398
Cause you literally don't stop posting about your want to abuse Mercy, it's sad.
Also
>He cares about K/D
It's not all about K/D, a lot more about teamwork and playing the objective
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>Shit on a team so hard as Mei that one of their guys switches to Mei
>Their Mei still can't counter my Mei
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Who /practicing Zin for the inevitable buffs/ here
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>freeze the whole enemy team in overtime winning us the game
>the widowmaker who got 4 kill shots gets potg
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>>147916435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss6vUraHFIw
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>>147923167
I know this feel.

She'd want us to carry on fighting, Anon
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>>147922081
Thanks for the tip. It's gonna be a rough 4 hours. Way different mentality behind it

>tfw I main rein with my group
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>>147923759
>Mercyfags posting about how much they love their waifu is alright
>me posting about how I want to punch her isn't
What set of logic is this?
Mercy is shit.
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What do you guys think about Pokelawls (Poke)?

He seems to be a top tier player that's better than anyone here.
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>>147923798
HIRO DON'T SWAP MY CUTE MEI IMAGES WITH NARUTO GARBAGE
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when are they adding a scoreboard to this game? I really know where to aim my shit talk other than what feels right.
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>>147923798
>>147924014
That's not how the bug works narutard
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>>147923568
americans are automatically below average at every fps game maybe that will change when the mexicans finally annex you fat cunts. post stats to prove ur above average u land whale
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>>147922274
>>wanting Mercy's hard work to eventually be used to harm people

>eventually
all you'd need to do is use the alpha version that dooms people to a fate worse than death.
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>>147922130
what have we done to deserve that
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>PoTG
>Ends up being me entering turret mode and getting a teamkill
really should've been me sniping a soldier in tank mode while he was ulted
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>>147923798
He should have went D.Va or even Tracer and harassed the fuck outta you. Good thing he was ooga booga.
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>>147924067
Then how does it work? What is the bug?
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FIX THE GAME BLIZZARD
>hooks behind walls
>deaths behind walls
>mitigation not working because netcode
>lucios ult is worse but needs windup, mercy doesnt
etc etc etc
shills, all of you!
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>>147924065
need to know*
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>havent played genji even once
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>>147916134
>Got beat by 3 junkrats on comp
can't you mofos counterpick
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>>147923958
No one hates on any of the other waifus here, apart from Symmetra, who isn't really waifu'd by a lot.

Everyone just gets along, or ignores things. But underage cunts like you are too edgy to understand.

Fuck off and stop playing Reaper.
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===SOME QoL SHIT IM MISSING IN OW===

1.WARDROBE DURING SPAWN
2.OPTIONS>GAMEPLAY>BACKFILL ROLE = DISABLE
otherwise
2.1. IF BACKFILL = GIVE ME AT LEAST 40% CHARGED ULTIMATE, MAYBE MORE IF ITS OVERTIME
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i don't fucking want to play koth.
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>>147924213
i don't want to play anything that isn't koth
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>>147923167
>37

hope you like kids with autism
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Why is WoW the ONLY Blizzard game that has proper/good forums?
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Hanamura should be a ctf map
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>>147924009
good player desu
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>2 zenyatta 2 zarya

This is the most broken shit I've ever encountered. The zenyattas and zaryas all shielding and orb of harmonying each other and impossible to kill. Anyone who tries to run in and kill a zenyatta to break the circlejerk of protection gets instantly discorded and the targeted zenyatta gets shielded.
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>>147924319
The likelyhood of that happening isn't that high. And even if my kid did, that wouldn't stop me from loving Mercy.
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>>147923167
Because waifus must be earned
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>>147924085
Calm down, friend. Your anger will only lead to you being worse than you already are. You'll end up getting placed in the low 20s instead of the 30s if you keep getting so mad. And didn't you know that you need to be 18 to post on 4chan? You can come back in 6 years when you're finally old enough. Maybe your aim will get better by then, too.
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>>147924190
>be good Genji
>know when Genji is trully useful
>use Genji
>Quad Gold, POTG, and a Victory
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>>147924358
>overwatch not having CTF to begin with

SEEMS LIKE A GRAVE FUCKING MISTAKE TO ME
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>>147924335
Probably because customer retention is way more important for a subscription based game than a 1 time payment.
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>>147923167
Friendly reminder that Mercy is 37 and would produce children fraught with genetic issues.

http://msc.sagepub.com/content/9/1/2.long

Downs syndrome incidence organized by maternal age

At age 16, 1 in 2,843
At age 20, 1 in 1,441
At age 40, 1 in 84
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>>147924319
You don't become infertile that soon.
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>>147924420
That type of "Putting Pussy On a Pedestal" mentality is what got us into this cuckery.
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>>147924009
he is fucking boosted

he fucking sucks lol
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>>147924437
>nobody ever votes u when u get cards, only sometimes someone from enemy team
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>>147924335
It's cause after 12 years the shitposters have simply moved on
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>>147924196
This
Everyone just gets along and ignores shit, you're the only one complaining
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>>147924574
Yes you do
>>147924520
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For the 9 or so console players here.

Torbjorn needs something after this obvious overnerf hits. Maybe make his level 1 turret better since right now it's use is to not explode while you upgrade it?
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>>147924520
is the the correct image
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>>147924520
>Friendly reminder that Mercy is 37 and would produce children fraught with genetic issues.
She's a genius though.
She'd probably bioengineer the perfect child.
And for that she'd pick a perfect alpha male such as myself.
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>>147924428 low 20s when im ranked 10k in the world for score per minute and 20k for dmg done per minute OK FATTY. post stats m8
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>>147924319
83/84 to not have autism are pretty good odds though.

And Mercy could probably just cure it anyway
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>>147916435
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>>147924665
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>>147924767

83/84 to not have downs and then plenty of other probabilistic 'rolls' to not have a trillion other genetic maladies ranging from nut allergies to cystic fibrosis. If a 35+ year old woman has a child it is not going to be healthy.
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>>147924520
It's about half the chance if you put a bun in her oven right now compared to birth at 40 though.
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>>147924665
>>
hey seriously this fucking nigger abusing the wall ride needs to be fixed asap
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>>147924752
Those stats wouldn't even be impressive if they were real. Post your own stats. And didn't you read the second to last sentence? You need to be 18 to post on 4chan. Run along and pray to Allah now. You wouldn't want Mr. Muhammad to get angry at you again for not praying after your conversion to Islam.
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>>147924850
>>147924931
so people are ironically choosing edgy names now, huh? Had to happen eventually.
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>>147916756
>WHOLE HOG
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>>147924752
If I was playing against rank 20 shitters I'd be ranked #1 for all those things
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What do I even fucking do in competitive? If I just keep trying to carry will i eventually win more than I lose?
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>>147924420
Where's the pharah version?
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>>147924850
nah m8, madvillainy is a great album
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>playing solo ranked
>lost 4 in a row

im not sure i can handle a 5th
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>about to get raped by a mccree ult
>im reloading so i can't kill him
>suddenly d.va flies above me and blocks his entire ult with defense matrix

<3
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>don't worry my friends, i'll be your- HURRH!
>*team dies*
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>>147925016
It's not some ruined epib meme man, it's always been intentional
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>>147921413
Try 1 v 6 next time kid
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>>147916756
WOAH WOAH WOAH
TIME TO ACCELERATE

I lost count of how many games I saved with technonigger
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>trying to learn how to play Zarya
>winrate 30% after 20 matches
>basically contesting the objective all the time'
>gold for damage, obj time and obj kills all the time
>every match is lost because my team can't get through the first checkpoint

What am I doing wrong here? Am I supposed to sit back and bombard the enemy with plasma balls while everyone else attacks?
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>>147922872
Ok, figured out the problem. You need to use the factory default option for mousepads. Fucking logitech.
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>>147924969
its nice that i can run and go outside in my country and not have to worry about getting shot but then again you are american so running wouldnt be part of your daily routine even if guns were banned
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>>147925051
Yeah sure. Keep in mind there's barely any correlation between gold medals and wins.
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>>147925016
yes
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>play pharah
>be good, dealing damage and killing enemies consistently, repeatedly airshotting enemy pharah
>ask our mercy to pocket me
>she doesn't
>we lose

why
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>be lucio
>team mate is bastion
>walk past him
>'yo bastion listen to this, beep beep boop boop'

hadnt heard that one before
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>>147925141
zarya shield saving your ass, not impressed
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>>147925289
>Wowzers in my trousers that was a bad fucking game
>As the edgelord looms over everyone
Actually pretty funny.
>>
why are all offense classes so much stronger than all defense classes
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>>147925302
Because there are like four other teammates who need to stay alive, you entitled little shit.
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>>147924520
>ephephilia 14-18
IT'S 16-19
Is this some lowkey liberal propaganda to legitimize pedophilia?
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>>147925223
>unironically saying this after the almost weekly terrorist attacks in Europe
For someone who's so adamant about demanding others to post their stats, you sure are afraid to post your own. Post your Battletag. If you're 10k for SPM, 20k for damage done per minute, and were convinced that these were good, you'd post them by now. But seeing as you have to lie about being mediocre, it just makes the "You're complete trash" argument seem more convincing. Go pray and read the Quran before your soon to be step-father gets angry.
>>
Gee golly Mr Hanzo I hope you can ai-
>Fires his ult to kill a single Tracer
>Misses because it's fucking tracer
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>>147915032
Watch US cartoons.
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>>147925415
WE HAD
A LUCIO
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>>147925512
>wasting an whole ult
>on a fucking tracer

why_why_why_jpg
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S76 stacking is busted as fuck, god tier firepower at all ranges, lots of healing, no real hard counters, reinhardt barrier melted in seconds, tanks melted in seconds, rotating I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS to stop pushes
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>>147925141
>"edgy reaper cuts apart enemy team like his own life"
>not "edgy reaper cuts enemy team into pieces like his own life as a last resort"
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>>147925464
Liberals are against ephebo/pedo/whateverphilia. Aging feminists don't want men having access to younger and more attractive women.
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>>147925051
>that shit elim:death ratio

lmao kill yourself faggot retard
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>Get min 32 eliminations as D.Va every game and nonstop goldstars
>Blizzard wants to buff her
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>>147925605
mostly because better tanks exist
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>>147916756
Defending Kings Row or Gibraltar: Torb
For some reason a lot of teams can't deal with it. Only seconds left? Reinhart
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>>147925565
It gets better later 10 seconds later when Zarya grabbed their team with her ult, pesky tracer included.
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>>147915908
>rank 61
>start game with good team comp,attack on numbani
>win first game
>we change to defense and have an horrible team comp with no tanks or healer
>enemy team comp is 2 zaryas, lucio, mercy plugged to 76's butthole and tracer
>enemy wins in less than 3 minutes
>coinflip, enemy again on attack
>start asking for everyone to change to better picks or at least get a tank, no one does
>no tanks and healer again
>we win the next round easily, enemy never had a chance

wth happened lads?
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>>147925591
>Liberals are against ephebo/pedo/whateverphilia
>whitewashing liberal history
You could google this issue right now.
It's the right and conservatives that are heavily against pedophilia.

I should know, since I LIVE in SWEDEN where they are pushing for lower age. And possibly necrophilia.

Look at canada and bestiality.
We allow it too now.
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>>147925605
>I play against shitters
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>>147925605
t. rank 35
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>>147919740
48-54 seems to be the worst ive seen so far.

Source: Played around 75 matches in this range after being placed at 49 because the other team left so often I got minuscule amounts of points from winning in my placements. The worst part is when you have to play tank or support and you're stuck wondering where all the dps has gone. And you realize they just cant aim, so they cant dps at that level.
>>
d.va works well when you're playing with and against uncoordinated teams
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>>147924190
Genji can be really good. The only problem is that people who git gud don't usually him, leaving the weeaboos like vid related, but serious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w

>>147924437
>tfw no belly-dancer hero
>no hip-wiggling emote
Why don't games appreciate the pleasant wiggle of hips? It's always ass or tits.
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>playing Junkrat
>firing randomly
>get like 12 kills on the same guy in 5 minutes
>he starts raging in chat that Junkrat is a no skill hero for idiots
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>>147925605
Tell me your secrets senpai.

I want to git gud with her.
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>>147925714
shouldn't you be shitposting on /pol/ with that image?
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>>147916758
I'm really good with her but sometimes my Symetra confidence makes me try to solo reaper
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Qt angel waifu
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>>147925491 masteroverwatch says im lvl 18 when im lvl 20 so when it updates ill be around 15k time to post ur score per minute fat boiy
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>>147925730
>no belly-dancer hero
Would she be a support?
How would she get along with Lucio?

>>147925759
He's not lying, but who cares?
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>>147925605
>tagged people 32 times
How many solo kills do you get with her?
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>>147925589
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
>>
>freeze a reaper
>friendly winston lands on him
>knocks him out of m2
>reaper kills us both

lmao
>>
Here's 5 cute facts about Bastion!

1) Bastion is a girl!
2) She's cute!
3) I love her!
4) Bastion!
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>>147925687
second wave feminists are responsible for raising the age of consent to 18
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>>147925141
Sure was top 500 skill pressing that Q button
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>>147925892
I fucking hate this meme
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>>147925383

Defense classes are wayyy understatted its not even funny

There is never a reason to pick Mei. Ever. Theres nothing she can do a reaper couldn't have done faster and more effectively.

Hanzo and Widow are good but really don't belong in the same category, and widow takes a really good player to actually be useful, because any hero can get kills, but other heroes can hold and take points too. So the widow has to be doing some serious fucking work (Getting her ult up as much as possible) to be useful

Bastion is too weak in pubs, needs a really coordinated team to be useful

Torbs' tickle turrets are too weak to warrant picking him

The thing is, offense heroes are meant to be good for moving to an area and taking out the people there.

Defense heroes are supposed to be good for staying in one area and stopping people taking the area.

The only heroes that actually fulfil that defense description are Hanzo and Junkrat. Everyone else is too weak/niche to bother with.

May as well just play offense heroes and kill the enemy wherever they are
>>
>That guy who plays a situational character, and has none of the situational effectiveness the character can utilize
>But refuses to change because "Bro I have bronze damage"
If I had a dollar for every time he passed into the Iris to save himself rather than stuff enemy pushes, I'd be a friggin' millionaire
>>
>play hog
>people land behind, above or next to me when I hook them
It used to just happen against Genji, Tracer and Lucio but now it happens with every character.
What is causing this?
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>>147925872
Surprisingly a lot.
Which irritates me since its clear my team is not good enough
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>>147925912
I hope so, I hope that phenomenon keeps going.
>>
>>147925998
Here's 5 cute facts about anon!
1) Anon is a girl!
2) I love her!
3) She's a big guy!
4) U!
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>>147925605
>farm shitters in quick match
>act like youre hot shit

calm down faggot lol
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>tfw Blizzard recognizes you for having the fastest response time of any player in the game so they give you a secret ultimate skill
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>>147924859
Eh, both my grandmothers had kids in their late 40s/early 50s and there weren't any major health problems there. An increased probability doesn't mean it's a guarantee. 37 is a decently fine mothering age.
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>>147926178
RANKED
DUDE
RELAX ITS JUST A GAME BRO
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>>147926019
>Defense classes are wayyy understatted

stopped reading there lmao.

what's it like in the 50 ranks you chump change shitter?
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>fat american not posting his score per minute cus a lvl 20 has a better spm
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>>147925892
You only posted 4 ''facts''.
Number 2 is an opinion
Number 4 is just a word, not a fact or anything
>>
>>147925857
Hell yes she'd be a fan of his music.
The way I see it, she'd be support. And have a gimmick about manipulating the air.
Basic attack sends them out in waves

>E-ability is a dance that locks her in place, but heals nearby allies and herself in a decent-sized area. Like twice the size of soldier's biotic field.

>Shift-ability is a quick hip shake that knocks away enemies in an AOE with the force, three small pulses for a left-right-left shake

>Ult is a Sandstorm that moves with her, obscuring enemy vision while revealing locations to allies. Her movements speed is reduced while it's active.
>>
god damn why is soldier so fucking good

always a good pick
super easy to carry your teams offense with, probably the hardest carry besides genji but you have to crazy good at genji and not get counterpicked

best on fire callouts as well

IM A MAN ON A MISSION
IM ON FIRE, GET OUT OF MY WAY OR ILL RUN YOU OVER
I DONT PLAY BY THE RULES ANYMORE
>>
@147926338
>responding to le wacky randumb b8
>>
>>147926303

Lets look at all these amazing heroes

>Mei aka Never Pick tier
>Bastion aka "I need an entire team protecting me to be useful" tier
>Torb aka "Im fucking useless other than for stopping tracer" tier

Meanwhile every offense hero sans McCree is good
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>>147925838
>bragging about 159.2SPM
>lying about your own rating and then pretending like it's because MasterOverwatch doesn't update
I thought EU players were supposed to be good. How did you get top 15k with 160SPM?
>>
>>147925724
>zenyatta_ENOUGH.jpg

When are those buffs coming by the way?
>>
like the only nontroll way to use ice wall is to block off the russian dyke from her black hole ult right
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>>147925680
Ooga Booga
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>>147926303
the higher you go in rank the less defense classes you see

why pick torb when pharah nullifies you? why bastion when he gets horribly countered by genji and pharah? what good does mei do to a team? why pick hanzo the lucksman?

soldier fits midrange defense, reaper fits closerange defense, tracer is good at contesting payloads, genji bullies backlines. all of these are more valuable than defense picks
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>>147926426
>probably the hardest carry
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>>1479264-57
>Not actually knowing what wacky, randumb, and b8 mean
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Does Pokelawls (Poke) get carried or something? He said he made an alt HOWGENJISLAP to solo queue but he almost never does.

He always plays in a stack and gets carried.
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>>147926182
>50% of picks are 'shit' heroes
>people think the meta in this game is anything but guesswork at this point
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How many GTX 1080s do I need to be good at this game?
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>>147926605
Yes.
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>>147926528
Use it behind people to stop them from retreating.
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>>147925838
>he actually brags about 160 score per minute
>he actually uses that play icon
Someone ban this underage fuck
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>>147926472
Offense heroes are overtuned and defense heroes are undertuned. They need to be better at defending. Maybe this would also make the game not an "attackwinslol" fest.
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>>147926590
bout three fiddy
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>>147926590
>not noticing that cloud just about perfectly counters nubris
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Anyone bored to death by the game ? Only 60 hours in and it just feels like a drag. The low skill ceiling is killing me and team strategy is a joke. I'm having 10 times more fun in fucking Dirty Bomb, even though I have everything unlocked in the game.
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any cowboys at 65+? or is everything pharah tracer genji
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>>147924362
>QQing about Zenyatta
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>>147926182
is this live?
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>>147926735
>Anyone else enjoy different things?
It's a distinct possibility I'll give you that
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>>147926735
>dirty bomb

How is the game?
Most of the people in the /dbg/ (including me) assumed that it would die the day Overwatch comes out.
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>when you're legitimately the best player in the game but you keep getting shit groups so your rank is low
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is 243.1 SPM average in competitive?
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>>147924362
>enemy team works together
>why can't I just jump in and 1v4 them, this is bullshit!
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>>147926889

Still the same number of players, waiting for the actual release. You can easily find games, feels supersanic and way more satisfying after playing Overwatch.
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>>147925838
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/PONNO-21291
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>>147926919
It depends on your skill rating. I'd say that's 60-ish
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>>147927087
Out of placements I was 60, then lost two games, and won another, but a leaver halted my progress
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>>147926916
>tumblr
kek
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>>147927065
Your stats are very VERY average. Sorry if you're trying to prove you're a pro or something.
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>>147926919
how do you check
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>>147927169
Tumblr AND a reddit image.
This man is a hero for shitpost with so much cancer in them. They're practically a tumor with legs.
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>>147927208
>your stats
I'm not Ponno.
I'm posting the fact that he's a low MMR Hanzo main who's bragging about a mediocre SPM.
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>>147927229
masteroverwatch
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>>147927065
>>147926690
>>147926489
so you guys have better score per minutes than a pro TOP KEK NICE PIC OF SOME RANDOM GUYS SCORE PER MIN
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>>147926694

Precisely

The game is centred around tons of movement and fast action. Heroes like bastion follow the exact wrong philosophy

>Ima sit still and have tons of potential damage but then the enemy pharah is gonna glance at me and blow me up before I can even undeploy and move away

This game has no place for heroes that sit still
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>>147927256
He also has like, 4 hours played. So, hes more than likely just trolling.
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>Climbed my ass to 60 today
>Just went 61 in a close as fuck match
>Started at 45

How is your grinding today, /owg/?
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>>147914980
I haven't always crouched, but I've just stood on the other side of the payload numerous times to avoid bastion/turrets. I've crouched and hid behind payloads to hide from reaper/dva ults too.

nobody seems to crouch in this game.
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If Overwatch is so great then why does it have less viewers on twitch than a 15 year old FPS?
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>>147927265
can't find it on my profile
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>>147925605
>get 3-4 golds every match
>lose most games anyway
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>>147927267
What? Pros have 350+ SPM, you fucking tard.
250-300SPM is perfectly normal for a high 60 rating player.
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>map has easy to defend choke point
>teammates fight outside, getting themselves killed
>>
>Let's the drop the motherfucking beat on these niggas!

Was this really necessary?
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>>147927376
wen to ranked leaderboards, sorted by score, and searched my name
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>half the time the killcam shows shit that didnt even happen
good game blizz
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>>147927332
I got from 40 to 51 the other day and got to 52 today. So I'm getting there.
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>get invited
>they go full D.Va tard strat
>I think we will lose hard but why not
>I take Lucio
>got rekt because nobody care to protect their support
>they decide to stop the fun
>Lose 1-2 anyway
>those shitters kick me from the group just after losing once

I think I will stay solo from now on, since the competitive mode is available, half /vg/ groups I've been into can't stand losing a single time.
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>Say "Reaper behind us" on mic
>No one turns around
>Have to take our Mercy pistol to try and kill him
>die
>respawn
>Reaper is STILL behind us
>people keep running forward one by one while he picks them off
>get killed by him again
>finally our fucking junkrat engages him in a minute long fight
>people are still just running forward one by one and feeding ult
>Pharah hasn't even attempt to flank by flying above them on alternate paths
>we fucking lose

This was in fucking competitive too, I know it was a placement match but mother fuck.

Sometimes I wonder if in these games where I go healer when we don't have one and our team is literally retarded I should just go Roadhog and try to murder everything.
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>>147927332
Awful. I really need to stop solo q'ing. It's mentally draining having to herd cats every game.
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>>147927412 lmao nice pic of a random guy to make urself look good
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>>147926278
triggered shitter spotted lmfao
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>>147927321
Or he's underage and got lost on his way to /b/, 9gag, or Reddit.
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>>147927489
?
I said it was ranked
get fucked shitter
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>>147917391
>korean
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Does this work? I don't want to use my wrist anymore.
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>tfw you will never be a handsome swedish alpha male that is also #1 ranked OW player
why do i even bother bros
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>>147927451
>kill cam shows torb turret shooting me through a wall
that was real helpful
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>>147927475
if you move forward fast enough, they can't flank from behind because they can't catch you. Sounds like your team had the right idea, get good scrub
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>>147927565
>Swed
>Alpha

The shit I'm reading here sometime.
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>>147927536
i'm a rainbow colored unicorn with golden wings.

see? i can make shit up as well, moron.
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>>147927484
Steel is #24,223. That means his SPM is average.
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Is the matchmaking busted? I swear I'm playing with the same 11 retards all day. I'm completely average (rank 52) so it's not like I'm an outlier.
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>>147926735
>even though I have everything unlocked in the game

What are you talking about, overwatch doesn't have unlockables
Are you talking about cosmetics because no you don't

I see your subtle ded gaem shill
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>he posts his spm its over 200
>a pro has under 200
>he acts like its his spm
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>>147925829
Very qt
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>>147927475

>On my team
>Hear "DEATH COMES"

>Spin around
>Reaper moving right at us in wraith form ult clearly primed
>Nobody turns around

>I play reaper
>"DEATH COMES"
>Every enemy instantly snaps to me, knows my exact location through echolocation
>Entire base instantly on high alert, reinforcements being called in, government proclaims the area is unsaveable and are planning to nuke the map to preven the contagion from spreading
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>play Genji
>miss shurikens
>take an hour to get ult
>at least 3 kills guaranteed

why do people say this hero is hard again
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>>147927484
>random guy
Okay
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>>147927608
Yes just continue walking forward into Junkrat spam and traps and ignore the Reaper behind you who is fucking killing you. It is also definitely a good idea for Reinhardt to continuously charge in and die to Roadhog when there are 3 people behind his barrier.
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>>147927693
He's saying he has everything unlocked in dirty bomb you dingus.
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>>147927398

The medals are only relative to your team, right?

Congratulations, you're king of the shitters.
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@@147927715
Why so desperate for (you)s?
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>>147927715
Anyone who thinks spm is an important stat in the first place is a retard.
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>>147927332
I'm a match away from PROMOTIONS!!
Hopefully the box won't be raw garbage again. Or give me two duplicate legendary skins again.
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>>147927554
I've been using that for years. It's great, I can just relax in bed while I play.
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>>147926026

Blame forced 50
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>>147914861
It is better to right click or left click after a hook with roadhog?
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>>147926026
2 0 T I C K
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>>147926735
Nah, if I'm feeling bored I hope into quickplay and try to learn a new hero. Although most of the time just playing as Pharah is pretty satisfying enough with landing directs.
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>>147927565
>swedish
>alpha male
Pick one. You can't be an alpha male while also being form Cucksberg.
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>>147927484
>>147927715
>he posts the same thing twice
>he thinks #24,000 is good
>he thinks that SPM is what determines who wins in Overwatch and not which team works better together
I really hope you're b8'ing. You seem really angry about the guy who called you bad at the game being measurably better than you.
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>>147927942

Left click, then if they're a high HP, melee, then back up and right click
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>>147915032

I have this and I'm not ashamed of screaming ZA WARUDO! MUDAMUDAMUDA when I drop Mei's ult and start shooting ice knives at them
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>>147927332
>can't play Overwatch because I share a 2mb connection with two other people
>every time I try to play I get disconnected halfway through the match because somebody decided to watch Netflix
>when I do get to play I'm penalized and placed in hell with shitty, boring players
Everything is fine.
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>>147927942
left

right only does good damage if the ball explodes in someone's face
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>when you're pharah and your entire team is too incompetent to kill a single Widowmaker
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>>147927715
you literally can have a high spm by just playing a healer
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>>147927715
>steel
>189 SPM
>shadder2k
>173 SPM

hurrdurr guys 300 SPM here better than pros XDD where is my million dollar prize money???
>>
Reinhardt is fucking bullshit
His hammer is way too strong and requires zero aim
Nerfed back to the stone age fucking when
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>>147928045
>he has a better spm than seagul
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is junkrat OP on defense? I've started switching to junkrat when my team loses the first point or two really quickly and we end up pulling it off for a win on the last point.

it just seems like his damage is absurd, and he can just spam grenades to grind any offense to a complete halt. any shields get destroyed almost instantly and reinhardts get skiddish when they see their shield falling apart so quickly. If I do happen to die, if my team can just stay on the point to stop them up long enough, I can get back to the point and shoot from afar to just disorient and make them all start running and trying to heal. I don't even feel like I'm playing him that well, I just mindlessly launch grenades where ever enemies might come from. Any backdoor entrance (each map only ever has like one), I just lay my steel trap at a corner or doorway to let me know when they're coming from there.

it just seems like it's working too well or something. This game has some serious issues, and it's not entirely class balance to fault. The maps are hideously simplistic/claustrophobic. It actually reminds me of the original stock maps that came out for TF2 in 2007. Endless choke points, no flank options, just spam and push.
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>>147928202
>being this bad
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>>147927418
Numbani defense failures explained: The Post
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>>147928238
>is junkrat OP on defense?
yes, and that should have been it.
Don't write paragraphs.
you arent on fucking reddit
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>>147927332
i went from 45 to 34 so fucking bad. I should probably just learn genji and try to solo carry no other way. People pick hanzo widow and TORB on attack. When they die they just run to the objective even if there's no team there. Also I literally got 10 more afks in my team than the enemy team in all my competitive matches.
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>>147928158
including you, apparently. It's incredibly easy for widowmaker to be slippery, switch off pharah and pick winston or even d.va
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High score per minute means you're playing Tolberone or playing a bitch hero like any support.

gg ez
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>>147928303
I'm rank 75 you nigger
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>>147928158
>when you're Widowmaker and keep popping that annoying blue lesbo out of the sky
>[AUGH INTENSIFIES]
Kek everytime
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>there are people who actually think higher SPM = better when the top 10 highest SPMs all belong to people under rank 70
>>
WHEN
THE FUCK
ARE THEY
NERFING
MERCY'S GODDAMN
OVERPOWERED BULLSHIT
ULT
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>>147927418
N U M B A N I
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>>147928310
>plays reaper
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>>147928238
He shreds shields and shreds retarded enemies that dont know where junkrat is spamming. So. Yes. He's great on defense against a team that lacks communication.
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>>147928436
Nice, are you gonna write a book about your butthurt as well :^)
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>>147928370
That makes it worse if anything
>>
post damage per minute
>inb4 dpm means nothing
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>>147928461
That... Definitely wasnt the webm I meant to post. But... Completely relevant.
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>>147928416
are you talking about its recharge speed?
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>>147928584
Nobody cares, RedTango2.0. Go away.
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>>147928506
>backpedaling
k
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>>147928410
the top spm will always be meaningless because it's easy to get a high number over a small set of games
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>>147928491
what the fuck is that from
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So, is the consensus that reaper is the only fun hero in the game?
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>>147928238
Good against teams that don't communicate but gets hard countered by Pharah and a good Genji can easily get past his spam and kill him

>>147928310
>how dare people provide actual discussion

what's the fuck is your damage
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>>147928584
I mean it doesn't. In a game about standing on a capture point or moving a payload, running too far away from the objective just to chase kills is objectively being a negative impact on your team.
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>>147928670
>the guy who takes a pic of someone else profile man
>fk off cock ed
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>>147928584
>spam at rein shield/mei walls all game
>wow so much damage guys how did we lose??????
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>>147927565
>handsome
>>
the fuck is spm
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>>147928763
Does shooting mei walls and reinhardt shields even count for the damage stat?
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>>147928734
>butthurt redditor called out
you are free to blogpost on
reddit
blogspot
tumblr
deviantart
liveleak
furaffinity
f-list

but not here, no one cares
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>>147928836
Score per minute, muh doo
>>
Last night I had a nightmare that the new skins are going to be swimsuits in order to please 15yo fappers, instead of epic designs.
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>>147928763
>high spm oh he heals everyone 24/7
>high dpm oh he shoots shields 24/7
fuck off autist
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>>147928667
How about everything
It charges in less than a minute
It's instant
It's unclear when you can start shooting them
It defines games because of how powerful an effect it is
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>>147928742
>the enemy being dead is a negative impact on your team
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>>147928734
>underage: the post
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>>147928845
Yes.

I abuse this every comp game to make sure I get gold damage.
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>>147928584
your font rendering is fucking horrendous my man

>>147928872
didn't they deprecate that useless stat?
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>>147928584
>attack keks thinking SPM/DPM matters overall
>>147928761
Look at this. Do you still think it's someone else's profile? He probably just mains assault heroes. Go be underage somewhere else, Ponno.
>>147927824
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>>147928836
spins per minute

to judge how much mouse flicks you do
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>>147928857
Are you the mod on this subreddit?

I didn't think so, champ.>>147928973
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>>147925083
solo ranked is a waste of time
stop hurting yourself anon
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>>147928310
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
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>>147927565
That guy is awkward as fuck on stream.
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So what rank is top 500? Should I even bother climbing for it?
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>>147927332
>mfw hearing stories / seeing posts about people calibrating in the 60s and dropping into the 40s

I kek'd for days.
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>>147928491
>tfw enemy winston camps your lucio
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>>147928584
I got 816/min and Im rank 35 with 12 losses more than wins what are you so happy about?
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@147929012
not gonna reply to your shitpost
nah
@47929061
.l.
>>147927565
>alpha swede
?
>>
With Genji is it better to ult beforehand or get close and do RMB -> V -> ult?

Ulting beforehand
+can start slashing instantly
-gives time to react

Ulting after shurikens
+1st slash kills enemy
+might make them nervous and fuck up
-locked in the unsheathing animation
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>>147928942
You might not even kill it. Running after a tracer or a genji trying to kill it for a minute while you lose the point is OBJECTIVELY a negative impact. The most useful player on the team has no correlation with the person with the most damage done in a game.
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>>147928857
>anon pretends he's the fucking 4chan police
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>>147928857
What the fuck is your problem with people discussing the game in the general
You're literally blogging right now, and yours isn't game related
>>
new
>>147924981
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@147929267
go cry to mommy kid
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>>147928720
>fun
Completely subjective, friend.
For example, the fun I have when I see a Reaper panic because they thought they could just slowly walk towards me from mid range doesn't compare to even a 6 man ult.
Nothing quite hearing the sound of my shots pelt Reaper's stupid edgy face and watching him die in little more than a second.
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>>147928216
>>147927715
>>147927484
These people also play against players who are better than randoms in pubs, you retard. Of course they'll have lower SPM than some random /owg/ poster who pubstomps.
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>>147929217
Genji's dash resets when he ults so dash -> ult -> dash is good

If you unsheathe in their face you'll get killed if you're facing good players
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>>147917960
>its the worst player from the enemy team you just stomped
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>>147929410
>If you unsheathe in their face you'll get killed if you're facing good players
in that case you might retain your ult if you die instantly
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>>147927332
Ground my way back up to 50 and an over .500 record for the first time in a while. I'm far too average to carry a match and I'm settling for that while I grind all 300 rival dust manually and soloqueueing.
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>>147929357
that was steels quickplay which was 180 mines 160 and everyone said that was shit, some autist posts a random guys spm which was 270 top kek
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>>147929217
Ulting animation takes a really long time, so I always use it in the time period I would use to close in on someone anyway so that it'll be ready once you're in range. Any time spent already in range for the ult while doing the animation is just wasted and puts you at risk.


A good example is having high ground and ulting as you jump down on them.
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>>147928906
also through walls
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>>147916602
i got a few, some of em are meh tho.
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>>147925829
>get play of the game as mercy
>fly into the capture point
>quad revive
>pull out my pistol
>kill reinhardt
>get 9 commendations

fuck yeaaaah boiiiii
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>>147928083
>not limiting their bandwith to zero while hogging the whole thing for yourself
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>>147927987
T W E N T Y
W
E
N
T
Y

>competitive overwatch

HAHHA
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>>147929914
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Is their some sort of input lag or look acceleration in overwatch? I've been playing for a bit, and I constantly find myself over correcting my aim when I play on the xbone It forces me to stay away heroes I'd like to try like Pharah or Genji.
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>>147930107
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>>147927332
went from 43 to 31, just trying to get back
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>>147930297
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>>147930475
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>>147929218
yep, when I jump on a control point with Winston, almost the whole team goes after me and the choke point magically disappears.

I wish there was a stat for this.
>>
>>147930052

>Its just a very fast projectile guys, just bait out the hook and roadhog's a sitting duck

Pig sympathisers make me sick
>>
>Server all level 120+
>except for 2 level 25s on my team
>round starts
>team gets fuckstroyed
>Level 25s nowhere to be seen
>GUYS STOP PUSHING WE'RE PLAYING WITH THIS BALL
Just fuck my shit up.
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>wipe enemy team
>"Helden sterben nicht"
>yfw
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>>147915273
Fucking this I usually watch Videos/Streams listen to music when I play vidya but audio cues are so fucking important in this game that if I want to take it seriously in anyway I have to have perfect fucking silence other than the game.
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Are there any heroes you never played even once?
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>>147931260
>playing reaper
>DIE DIE DIE
>kill all of them but one, fuck yeah push the c-
>HEROES NEVER DIE

FUCK YOUUUUUUU
>>
>>147930213
Turn off triple buffer/vsync and fps cap

>xbone

Idk then. buy a PC
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overwatch VR when?
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>>147931764
I'd call that
>
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>>147931480
zenyatta. Cos I know he's beyond broken and want to save myself the pain
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>>147931764
>press one button and watch the animation kill everyone
>the enemy team presses one button and watches the animation put everyone back on the field
>cry about it
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>>147932008
Same here
mfw I still have no idea what his abilities do (that should be reason enough for me to try him desu)
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all non hitscan heroes are played like this

why is this ok
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>>147932271
You take the harmony orb and put it on people so it heals them over time, you take the discord orb and throw it at the enemy so that whatever hits them does massive damage. And then whenever you ult, Reinhardt charges you off the side of the map.
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also, fuck hanzo
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>>147933096
>didnt even get one shotted
This is nothing like my games
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>>147933096
>walking out of spawn
Are you my comp teammates?
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>>147933279
>sprinting out of spawn
for those of us who havent played soldier, if you try to fire while sprinting, there is a delay. at game start, you want your soldiers to be prepared to shoot something
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I need to get a real gaming mouse.
Is this edsgy enough to main reaper? http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA3SA45Z9387&ignorebbr=1
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>>147933279
>wanting to be ahead of the rest of your team so you can die alone
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>>147933619
There's literally cover right outside. It takes less than one second to make it to permanent cover and be able to shoot freely from there without begging a sniper to instagib you.

I feel like if I argue my point anymore than I already have, it's just going to derail into soldiers telling me that walking around being ready to shoot is better than sprinting and knowing when to stop sprinting.

So I concede. You win, mr rank 1 soldier.
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>>147933804
>waah people are going to disagree with me

well shit, why even post
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