/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

>>147701479
That is just awful.

If you were secretly hoping to save the life of an anon who was suffering from the effects of poison and induce vomiting as an act of heroism then congratulations, mission accomplished.

I can only hope your intentions for posting this abomination were that noble, if not then may god have mercy on your soul.

post armpits

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>>147701583


>>147701479
Its not that bad. The eyes are a little large, but when it comes to Mer(s).. Eyes give me the biggest fits.

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>>147701698
>>147701479
They need to be BIGGER!

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>>147701202
Goodnight anon

>>147701380
POST TRAP FEMALE AND FUTA BUTTS

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>>147701927

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>>147701767
Not saying they don't have big eyes (compared to humans) they just have a style to it. Guess I should of worded it better, they should be narrower.

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I think the skooma is hitting

>>147702176
Well, on my screen it's a super purple haze

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>>147701995
are you trying to say all elves are asians you fucking punk ?

>>147702285
I think he's just trying to say that you bunch of slant eyed rats need to learn your fucking place and stop being so god damned uppity all the time.

>>147702285
No, just the Dunmer share that trait

we should make a permanent lewd colony in /aco/ for our slutty waifus

>>147702176
DUDE SKOOMA LMAO

>>147702697
You should probably all just kill yourselves

>>147702697
Why, we got the lewd booru.

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>>147702732
KRESHWEED?
MORE LIKE KUSHWEED LE MAOI

>>147702697
No.

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>>147702697
They are not worthy.

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I NEED MORE OF THIS! GIVE ME MORE OR I KILL THE TRAP

>>147703540
DO IT

more milf followers when

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>Visit tavern
>Music fades out
>Hear the strumming of the strings come forth
>Start feeling all melancholy and shit
:/

How do I get higher poly head models?

the ones that come with ECE and RM are really jagged

>>147703759
Cheer up friend, at least you don't have AIDS.

>>147703838
3dmax

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Is this what it's like to be "jumped"

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>>147704293

You're all pretty cool dudes

>>147704678
Thanks snek

>>147704678
I'm the only cool person, the rest are losers. Stick around long enough and you'll realize this as well.

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>go to sleep early, drunk
>driving in my old truck, hands covered in raw beef
>trying to drive without getting beef on the wheel
>father in the back seat
>keep trying to get directions out of him
>keeps telling me I'm not really driving and that this is a dream
>too busy trying to keep beef off the wheel to understand
>Suddenly wake up, it's 4AM

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http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/34917
Is deadly mutilation still unsafe to use?

I just wanna smash peoples skulls in with my mighty hammer

>>147704819
I fucking hate it when you're trying to keep beef off your steering wheel. The fat in the beef is so fucking sticky, you gotta wash your hands like 6 times before it all comes off.

My father also won't shut the hell up and I never know what the hell he's saying half the time either.

I feel you bro, the feels are real.

>>147704819
weird man, what does it mean?

>>147704908
It's not unsafe, it's just incompatible with lotsa stuff

Like female body meshes and custom armor

>>147704678
fuck you

>>147704969
>trying to keep beef off your steering wheel
Is this a real thing that happens to people?

>>147704908
What ENB?

>>147705103
ya, sure buddy - like you've never had the problem.. okay!

what are you a fucking vegetarian?

>install a grass mod
>all it does is cast into even sharper relief how shitty the game looks past the grass draw range

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>>147704969
Right? Meat hands are the absolute worst

>>147704981
????
I may never know

>>147705103
Yes? Holy shit anon get out of the house sometimes

>>147704819
Seems your dealing with problems and you have to many people being a backseat driver. These problems must feel pretty big to you in some way. Trust me, Im a Art Major.

>>147705205
>Right? Meat hands are the absolute worst
they fucking suck man, I was actually making burgers today for the bbq. literally had to wash my hands over and over and over again to clean the shit off.

I fucking hate it. but the burgers were good, and well worth the effort

>>147705194
Get Skyrim Flora Overhaul and Bigger Trees, it'll bulk up that distant view and look a lot better

>>147705150
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/56812/

>>147705212
I concur, you can also trust me, my father's a tv repair man.

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>>147705265
>burgers for a bbq
Reeee
But that sounds tasty anon

>>147705413
that's actually a good idea - I'll have to get some off your mom next time I'm over. maybe if I'm lucky she'll find me some previously used ones, mmmm.... tasty.

>>147705413
>he's scared to pound his meat with his bare hands
you must be tons of fun on a date, do you at least let your boyfriend climb into that bubble with ya?

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>>147704678
y...you too

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>>147705498
bacon cheeseburger with bbq sauce and avocado slices, mmmmmmmmm

>>147706123
>cheese AND avocado
Madman

you know I don't think it's that bad at all to give the pope Undertale

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>Mod doesn't support extended skeleton

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>>147706464
>giving one of the most important people on earth a meme game

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>>147706464
Explain this

>>147706540
I mean if you invite a youtuber into your house and tell him to bring a gift, you best get ready to be memed

>>147706540
>Catholicism
>important
heh

How would a /tesg/ meetup go down?

>>147706821
Worse than dashcon, I imagine.

So does this place do husbandos?

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>>147706803
Well to about 1.2 billion people it's important

>>147706993
Yeah, occasionally. There's Snake, Tony and Ada (if he counts). I'd like to make one too, but I haven't done much yet.

>>147707029
HEH

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>>147706993
No, husbandos are stupid

>>147706470
Why do I find this so fucking hilarious.

>>147706694
I know you dislike the game bruh and I unironically like it despite the fanbase but regardless

>pacifism in the face of adversity
>solving violent conflicts with peace and understanding
>all along the way you have to actively make the decision to be tolerant and understanding, when tempted constantly to take the easy violent path
Cmon man

No one expects the pope to play it, but still, it's a thought-out gesture offering a broadly-experienced and finely made peice of media that he thought of as ideal. And this whole attitude of "ew cringe video games in public" is setting back the medium as a whole. The gamer community lost its balls or something, give me a better example of a game to hold up as art for the pope

>>147707093
Everything is funny at 3am.

>>147707141
Ya akhi, instead of wasting your time with that game, you should educate yourself with the teachings of the prophet Muhammad PBUH instead.

Inshaallah jannah will await you.

>>147707141
>give me a better example of a game to hold up as art for the pope

Easy, MGS2.

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>>147707141
Oh, I don't care about Undermeme but is this a thing? Was the Pope actually given a copy of it?

>>147707438
Yes
The youtuber guy who does game theory (a shitter tbhq senpai) gave Undertale (a steam code, too) to the pope

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>>147707141
>Undertale
>Art

If Undertale is art, then Deus Ex is some otherwordly, divine being.

>>147707595
Or maybe arts just subjective famalananafofanalam

I need a good heavy armor for females that isn't too bulky and uses furs/pelts/hide for that comfy Nord look. What do you got? Also are there places other than nexus to get decent mods from?

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We ded?

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>>147707854
Maybe this
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/67222/?
It has a pelt but I removed it

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>>147709152
ded as heck

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>>147709316
¡Super ded!

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>use fortify security 100 spell right before picking locks, allows you to pick very hard locks in a single auto attempt regardless of skill level
>charm 100 spells make the entire speechcraft skill worthless
>fortify 100 mercantile spell right before selling shit
>fortify acrobatics 100 allows you to jump to second levels in dungeons
>fortify sneak 100 allows to to pick pockets with easy
>invisibly spells
>paralysis spells
>endless supply of cannon fodder through conjuration
>can enchant a dagger with weakness to shock/ magika and then hit them with a single nuke spell for an ez KO
>mage tower comfiest house

how can people play oblivion as anything other than a mage?

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>>147709609
You'll be super ded soon if you keep smoking

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>>147709316
what is that spider doing

>>147710079
where to get dress

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>>147710143
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/76852/?

>>147709316
I hope Ewa didnt say "heck" little grills should use that kinda speak.

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>>147710079
he's just hanging out there in his spider corner

>>147710217
Don't worry, Ewa is a polite little girl and would never use such language

>>147710175
I just had a dream about Erin last night.
I don't know how much longer I can take it without that follower, pham

Should I fap /tesg/?

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>>147710469
wew Was it a lewd dream?

>>147710494
No.

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>>147710494
of course you should

Whats wrong with you people.

Where in your life did it all go wrong.

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>>147710264
>just hanging out
He's clearly up to no good.
Please dispatch him immediately.

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>>147710494
Yes and please let us know what you fapped to

Did Jo not finish that second story yet?
>>147710498
No we were exploring a ruin. Purely adventurous, I swear.

>>147710498
Does Erin have lewd Dreams often?

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>>147710664
>Where in your life did it all go wrong.
when i was born tbhonest

>>147710665
That sounds kinda racist! Spiders are nice!

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>>147710810
Nope
Beef hands instead

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>>147710817
>That sounds kinda racist! Spiders are nice!
That's what they want you to think. They have woven a web of lies, and you have been caught by it.

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>>147710810
Was it a spooky ruin?
>>147710816
I don't know anon I guess she has one every now and then
>>147710817
Spiders a shit твн

>>147710925
ETA on story?

>>147711095
The ruin wasn't so bad. She was trying to teach me the spellsword style though. I was trying to cast with one hand but I couldn't. I kept dropping my sword and using two because I'm a beginner. She kept giggling at me. It was hot. in its own way

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>>147710061
Restoration magic is your friend!

>>147711098
W-which one are you waiting on?
Probably this evening

>>147711305
Which one? You said you were picking one of two right?

>>147710925
I've always wondered how you managed to make that guy.

>>147711305
What are the options again? I only remember Punchelf Haar and Ewa being brought up but I don't think they were in the same story.

>>147711095
>he has one every now and then
What do you think her lewd Dreams are about?
Do they involve lots of cute girls?

>>147711402
>Punchelf Haar and Ewa
this should be the new story now

>>147711332
Right okay, but someone already did a spicy galena + ylfa + big husbando piece so I'll do the other!

>>147711339
Magic
UndeadFX with some tweaks and sculpting

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>>147711171
That's nice anon. But I think she'd be impatient rather than giggly in that situation.

>>147711483
O-oh okay. I'll make the adjustments to my subconscious for the next dream.

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>>147711453
T-the what now?

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>>147711748
http://bravemustaine.tumblr.com/post/147034681564/i-wrote-a-story-at-the-request-of-tesg-they

>>147711853
It's great but it's still not what I had in mind.

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>>147711853
Oh! Super neat! This was a request, though? Where'd that come from?

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>>147712215
ITS EXACTLY WHAT WAS ASKED FOR

>>147712445
It was! You did good!

>>147712215
>>147712445
I wanted to hear about Galena being all shy and twiddling her thumbs while Haar and Ylfa got handsy with each other sharing mead and stories of their ex-bandit lives. Or Snakestone entrancing Ylfa with his lute playing. Or Tony being just plain lewd, teasing her with his full length through his pants, rubbing her massive thighs. i can't think of any other big husbandos

If I downloaded your waifu for lewd how mad would you be, /tesg/?

>>147712687
That's what they're there for tbqh

>>147712445
>>147712539
W-wait, what was this request? I don't think I'm going to like the request.

>>147712842
Something along the lines of Ylfa and a big strong guy being VERY friendly with each other and Galena feeling left out and crying. i didn't like the crying part but I think that would make for a great story.

>>147712539
I din't think of Snakestone as an entrancing lute player especially in those big leather gloves

I think of him more as like some kinda rock and roll bard who just slams his lute and makes the inn crazy

>>147712974
This would be very out of character for Ylfa though.

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anyone got the raw data update files for enderal?
the launcher wont work for me cause i have like 3 skyrim installations that arent in the steam directory each with their own mod organizer.
when i opened the install file it had typical data directories and a bsa file inside.
but it obviously isnt fully updated.

post my little pony mods

>>147713062
How? Isn't she pretty carefree around hot guys? She's a string girl, but she has her needs...

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>>147712974
I was right, I don't like it!

Why though? Why would you/they want that?

>>147712539
>>147713785
Haar and Ylfa would actually be perfect for each other tbqh

>>147710581
>>147710607
>>147710681
OK guys its late but I decided to fap.
Clone-chan wants to know what I fapped to so here it is
It was just some SFM futa porn,bretty gud

>>147713785
*strong
>>147713890
Because it's hot and cute and funny

I'm stuck in Vallaskr trying to find that damn claw.
Still haven't found the body of the guy that explored the ruins.
No guide on the interwebz since it's a mod dungeon. Any help?

>>147713890
Why don't you like it?
>>147713916
I'd ship em

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Wildcat + Vigor is best combat

Thanks to everyone who contributed to the tesgeneral.com site. It's my first time finding mods for the game, and I found a lot of good stuff there.

>>147714020
When I say stuck I mean the only way to get out is to find the claw, and it would suck to have to load an old savegame to escape.
It's supposed to be somewhere right? Could it be buggy or something?
Did the mod maker wanted me to find it before going down the well? That's fucked up mang.

>>147713785
But she would never do something that would make Galena cry. Except cutting onions that is.

>>147714447
I agree. That's why I said to leave out the crying part. She wouldn't cry over something like that anyway, would she? She would just get awkward and drop some spaghetti as she tries to join in on the fun.

Did anyone play the Vallaskr dungeon mod?

>>147714134
Beside that's mean and I don't enjoy cuckoldry?

>>147714653
>cuckoldry
Aren't they just friends though?

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Attn: stop shipping my dude
K thx bye

>>147714867
You're not my real dad, you can't tell me what to do

Already have a fun story in mind for this Ylfa Galena Haar thing

I'll post it tonight

>>147714713
They're an OTP to me.I also don't like NTR, anyway.

>>147714867
What are you gonna do about it?

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are there any armor mods that looks sorta like pic related?

>>147714867
Can't stop the love boat
>>147714948
Are you Jo or just anon?

>>147714968
Ok but they're not an OTP to anyone else so the story is fine then

is 0sex still in development?
is sexlab shit and broken?

>>147714994
There are plenty of robed plate armor.

haar is kaarina's canon husband you fags stop making shit up

why do i keep coming back to this shitty game

>>147715259
Haar and Ylfa ex-bandit fuckbuddies is way better to be completely honest family

>straight couples
gay as fuck

Where the pure OTPs at

>nobody wants to ship my waifu
;_;

>>147715093
>is 0sex still in development?
no dev threw a temper tantrum at skyrim remasterd since he didnt wanna redo his mod when it ccame out. even though supposedly all ti takes for mods to work is opening them in the new creation kit and saving them right away to recompile them.

is sexlab shit and broken?
yep however some japs apparently are forking it and doing some things to it to make it a lot less script heavy to reduce performance impact and improve stability.

>>147715560
getting tired of every waifu being a dirty lez.
Need a healthy dose of penis every now and then to keep you sane.

>>147715673
This. Dick is the straightest thing there is.

Wez vs Vinella vs Cumtears.

Who has the best feminine penis?

>>147715003
Jo

>>147715560
Sadly there are no wide-hipped femme skeletals, so no pure OTPs for now

>>147716103
>feminine
Wez isn't even in contention
Vinella's is best when she doesn't have the ballsack on.

>iTintTextureResolution=2048 doesn't want to apply

fucking god damnit, everything else in this damn ini is working fine, yet my make up and warpaint still looks like 8bit textures.

>reinstall skyrim for enderal
>mouse is fucked and my scroll wheel won't scroll right for zooming and shit
>switch over to controller
>shit this is awful but better than a broken mouse
>be a mage
>aiming with spells is kinda fucking dumb
>oh wait here's a lock-on mod maybe that'll help
>somehow my accuracy is even worse now
wew
That aside, remapping controls with a shift function is pretty alright. Think I might try to get myself a souls-esque control scheme since that worked out well enough. I really hate the fucking sneak button though.

>>147716252
that fix isn't enough, you still need a mod to give you hi res stuff

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For real, how do you make a proper face for your waifu? I can spend HOURS on designing the face and it will still turn out like a 6/10.

Also, does anyone know if there are military outfits for females available like the one in this picture? I find them to be highly aesthetic and also muh dik.

>>147716463
Post waifu and get bullied. Best way to improve.

>>147716463
Get Eiries' altmer face normals, make a cute thalmor elf-fu, get rustic clothing or Amidianborn Thalmorized elven/glass armor textures.

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>>147714867
You can't stop me, fuckboy. I'll ship who I want, when I want.

>>147716463
Google just gave me this
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/71117/?

>>147716775
10/10 image

>>147716775
I want to bomb that thing just to watch it blow up, burn and sink

How rich do you have to be to do that as a legal hobby?

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>>147716775
Without approval from the original creator it's just fan fiction though.

>>147716993
What? Go on cruise ships?
About lower middle class in America. I don't know why you think it's a rich person thing.

>>147717073
No, I mean buying the ship for the sole purpose of destroying it

Bonus points if I can fly a jet fighter and blow it up with air to surface missiles

>>147717073
he said bomb it not ride it

How do I edit a certain perk in the Ordinator mod? I don't want to remove it, just edit a certain perk that's causing annoyance.

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>>147717031
Says you.

>>147717147
>>147717184
Oh, I thought you were going on some proletarian rage and the decadence of cruise ships, my bad.

>>147717147
You don't NEED to buy it

>>147715659
link to the jap thing?

DED POST YER NEWEST SCREENSHOT

>>147716993
That particular ship, the Celebrity Solstice, cost $750 million to make.

A good fighter plane will cost about $30 million with missiles.

>>147718045
And how much does it cost to pound your boipucci for one night?

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>>147717875
As you wish!

>>147718121
priceless

>>147718045
>A good fighter plane will cost about $30 million with missiles.
Unless it's an F-35 or F-22 in which case it will cost a septillion dollars and then it won't even work

>>147718286
It's just for blowing up a non-hostile cruise ship, right? Don't really need to go for what the military is currently using.

Though if he's blowing up several billions worth of cruise ships then the price of one or two fighter planes is going to be negligible.

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>>147717875

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>>147717875

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>>147717875
>>147717875

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>>147719251
Noice

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>reminder that this is the best follower

Is gridstoload being fixed in the remastered version? If not I'll just forget about this game forever.

>>147719393
What about it needs to be "fixed"? The setting performs its intended function.

>>147719462
I want to load more grids without the game breaking.

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>>147715659
>hurr durr quiting modding because 64bit

Its not like Bethesda is going to change entire papyrus language , at most they will change few syntaxes that could be easily fixed.

Childish explanations, I guess author just wanted to quit when he realized he could make tons of money from it elsewhere, and patreon didn't really worked. However after that *ragequit* his patreon donations has been increased.

It could be either a smart trick or just temporary mood swings.

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So I'm getting a custom mousepad (800*300 or so) and I wanted it to be Morrowind themed, any ideas? I don't know if I should make it simple like pic related or more complex, like next image

>>147719632
pls upload more pics somewhere

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Mornin /tesg/

How is everyone today?

Anyone else enjoy stabbing women to death and posing their naked bodies on the ground?

Any idea if its as much fun in real l life?

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>>147719696

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>>147719761
I'm melting

I also keep coming up with ideas for stories but I'm still too lazy to start writing

who created Kaarina?

>>147719696
Odds are the print resolution will be trash, pick something simpler, like a telvanni house symbol or AlmSiVi killing Nerevar

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>>147719761
It's a fine day and work is nearly over!

>>147719884
a new friend

>>147720021
oh okay, kaarina's creator isn't brave?

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>>147719897
This is some other anon's print, at the same page. Not bad.

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>>147717875
I deleted all my newest screens since I didnt enjoy how they came out. So all I have is this.

>>147720069
no lol

>>147720071
Oh, that is pretty good. I still think the first image looks off and the second image would be too busy, but that's a personal aesthetics thing maybe.

How much is it

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>>147719696
Try this.

>>147719761
>saving money for new PC before I start a new playthrough
>cramming for finals
>constantly getting distracted by ideas for my current short story project and ideas for new short stories
>savings for PC getting distracted by nice discounts on good clothes, sunglasses and other nice electronics

Please kill me.

>>147720104
Is that a Pip boy

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>>147719761
Already boiling inside of my skin for some reason. About to sleep and then later on I'm gearing up to write some more stuff.

>>147720069
In a certain way, yes. Kaarina is just a knock-off of the original waifu created by Brave.

>>147720069
Kaarina is made by Haar
Haar is also made by Haar

>>147720291
Didn't mean it in a bad way, just a striking resemblance.

>>147720280
is everyone gonna pose with that dress now

>>147720402
i hope so

>>147720402
>>147720280

What's the dress, I'll pose my waifu in it too.

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>>147719761
ey

Almost done putting mods back together.

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>>147720209
I would edit the first one, but it'd be roughly like that.
I guess the second one is too busy, yes.

>>147720236
Fuck, that's nice, saved. Any more like that?

>>147720236
>That warrior
literally could not be cooler

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>>147720243
No, its a Dip-boy.

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>>147720402
Sue me, it looks good. I'd prefer a UNPCM version of it, though. Maybe a black or green variant, too.
>>147720451
see >>147710175

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>>147720479
This guy has neat stuff

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>>147720680
I'd like a white version with smaller bust but oh well

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>>147719849
I hear ya, its hot as hell here. Aswell I got an idea for a story but im not confident in my ability to write it, plus I have the spelling and grammatical knowlage of an average Nord.

>>147719898
Im happy to hear that.

>>147720237
Finals and clothing are very important things in life, I can understand the frustration though. As for the sunglasses and other electronics you gotta ask yourself, is this more important than waifu/husbandos?

>>147720280
I hope you rest well.

>>147720463
Glad to hear that the new computer is running fine and that you're almost done with mods. Kinda amazed really, didnt think id see you for a few days.

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>>147720479
>Any more like that?
Sure lemme spam the few I have.

>>147720776
That format is perfect, sauce?

>>147720892
Thanks!

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>>147720892

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>>147710175
Hmm... Get rid of the skirt, and it kinda looks like Jessica Rabbit's outfit. I wanna pose my waifu in that dress.

draugr: quiznos with dijon

what did he mean by this?

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Found this guy in DA, I don't know if they're his...

>>147721039
New screenshots when?

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>>147720971
http://lelek1980.deviantart.com/art/Telvanni-tower-297403383

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>>147721027
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=6835618

>>147721115
He has shit taste
Jimmy Johns > Quiznos
Deli mustard > Dijon mustard

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>>147721138
When I'm finally home. I have something important to do right now.

Pic somewhat related.

>>147721039
pls no, only good looking waifus allowed

>>147721284
Saved

>>147721240
Thanks again.

>>147721294
>jimmy johns
>not utter trash

>>147721312
cumtears pls no

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>>147721240
>tfw TES games will never look like that

>>147721312
W-Whats going on senpai?

>>147720859
Its been pretty smooth. I expected windows 10 to be more troublesome than it has been.

>>147721312
looks like somebody ran out of skooma

>>147721461
>>147721597
>>147721650
It's just a toy gun.

>>147721312
Oh shit, Cumtears is about to go full Breivik.

>>147721597
You switched to Windows 10 and it stopped the blue screens?

>>147719712
Soon
Finishing some porting here and here, takes my free time away from screenshotting.

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>>147712980
You know anon, you may not be here anymore but this comment made me realize it would be hard for Snakestone to play the lute with his gloves. Well, enchantingly atleast. I suppose with the gloves his play style can be more chaotic. Wonder what I should call his more chaotic lute playing.

>>147721597
>windows 10
wew, well atleast if it stopped bluescreening

>>147722149
He should do more screamo flute I think

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>>147722373
t-that was just a joke anon

>>147722443
Don't let your memes be dreams snakestone
Make them real

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>This male body replacer that just released


http://modgames dot net/load/proekty_v_razrabotke/tes_v_skyrim/dizona_body/336-1-0-19835?lIRgkl

>>147722809
>Russian
You trying to hack me again, Artyom?

>>147722809
no thx, i don't want the russian mafia to know my address.

Silt Striders >>147722924
Red Mountain >>147721128
Telvanni >>147720776
Redoran >>147722786
Which one for >>147719696, /tesg/?

>>147722809
Not bad actually.

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>>147723079
You know what it is

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>>147723079
They're all really cool but I'd pick >>147722786

>>147723297
>>147723282
It's like I'm 10 again, deciding between the 2 cool houses.

>>147709267
>steel bowls on chest
I know it's called a "breastplate" but god fucking damn people need to learn how armor works

>>147723871
>Not placing steel domes on your chest piece to maximize blade turning efficiency of unblocked blows
inferior swordsman detected

>>147723871
Literally nobody cares.

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>>147723808
Cmon man

Are you a NEET wizard living in a mushroom with slaves

Or are you some bumblefuck soldier who cares about bullshit like "honor" "gravity" and "piety"

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>>147723871
That chest is actually the main reason I don't like the armor. But I thought it fitted anon's description.

>>147724037
My mind's telling me Redoran, but my body... my body is telling me Telvanni!

I'm still considering the Red Mountain one, it's so fucking.

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Is this the purest OTP, tesg?

>>147723989
>i have never physically interacted with a human female so i'm going to assume it's perfectly fine to have armor work this way

>>147724303
They're purely disgusting.

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>>147722149
Nah its a new computer with 10. The other one hasn't bluescreened in a few days though.

>>147721713
What are you gonna do with a toy gun?

>>147724332
>literally projecting

>>147724303
>not seen: snakestone fapping alone in the corner of the room

>>147724303
>Purest
>Futa

No, purest would be Ira and Skjoldr.

>>147724332
You're right every artist, designer, etc who have made boobplates, including the many actual females that have done so, have never interacted with a human female.
Man you may be one of the dumbest motherfuckers in the thread.

>>147724495
It's not canon though.

>>147724303
>non-canon OTPs

That was a meme album Cumtears made cause anons asked.

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>>147724362
Nothing whatsoever, I posted that purely for shock value. I'm on a vacation right now.

>>147724303
Wew, nice taste.

>>147724303
No, but it is the downfall of /tesg/.

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>>147724303
Nah, purest is Cat and Sack Connection.

>>147724495
>literally only happened once in a dream
>OTP

how2make vampire lord not look dumb?

>>147724695
Do literally the opposite of Cumtears.

>>147724582
>Volkihar
Whoah no wait shouldn't it be Natalia Bal

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Community is just a bullshit term coined by SJWs.

Being online and talking in forums doesn't constitute a community of shit.

Paid mods would've been cool if at least authors got at least half the ammount.

>>147701380

>>147724742
>Bal
Beolfag. learn2lore dum dum

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>>147724695
You don't.

>>147724738
I mean the transformation, fag.

>>147724682
Not all of us follow the plot as much as we just whip out our dicks.

Shame though.

>>147724819
Nah son
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Lamae_Beolfag
Both are fine, get offa my dick

>>147724504
>implying any artist, designer, etc. worth their shit would think it looks like anything other than utter nonsense

>>147724980
>>147724819
>>147724742
Please don't tell me that /tesg/ has accepted this Mary Sue's story as part of the canon.

>>147724829
Get Undeath :^)

>>147724980
>that wiki picture
Now I understand why Cumtears has that silly black makeup and 2edgy4me red eyes.

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>>147725067

Oh no, the daily muh Mary Sue faggot has arrived

>>147725202
I mean, all vampires have red eyes in TES.

But the makeup is still stupid.

>>147725067
?
Pointing out things that don't make sense =/= accepting as canon dafuq

>>147724582
You scared me. I thought maybe your vacation was just a coverup for mud removal activities.

>>147725272
>all vampires have red eyes in TES.
No. Some have yellow glowing eyes

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>>147710175
Boobs too big. Dresses are dumb, not worth fixing.

>>147725202
>>147725272
Is the black makeup something that all vampires from Lamae's bloodline have or did Cumtears incorporate it in his waifu to prove her status as Lamae's daughter?

>>147725203
>one
cumtears please

>>147725535
More like only one person likes him

>>147725606
The "muh maree syue" shitposter? Of course, duh.

I've done my first playthrough, now I'm on my second and starting to use mods. I've got that SPERG one that modifies traits and some stuff, but I'm really looking for a magic mod. Is there one that doesn't suck? Something that adds in more spells or balances the current ones

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>>147725404
>Dresses are dumb
Yeah well you're objectively wrong.

>>147725067
>Mary Sue
Literally who gives a shit, nearly all TES protagonists are Mary Sues.

>>147725753
Read the OP.

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>all these updates in my feed this morning

Rustic Clothing got a Hearhfire addon for your twerps

Dreamborne Isles got some kind of script removal patch; I guess it had an update in June that added more content and like, quests and enemies

Book of UUNP got a prude patch.

SKGE got an update that included a lot of bug fixes and underwater improvements, like integration of its Snell's Window effect from Oblivion which is cool.

How's /tesg/ doing this fineass morning.

>>147725680
Misspelling words will not make them untrue
Seriously most people do some cringey shit when they start but improve over time
Refusing to even recognize issues is not helping you

>>147725313
Oh no no, I am not that crass and reckless.

Not yet.

>>147725918
That ain't me, friendo.

>>147725887
The tesgeneral.com site? That website sucks. When it finally loads, you start looking at the content and instead of being able to open up the link with middle click like literally every other website that exists, it has to load up a fucking picture with the same description I just read and finally it links me to the nexus site to read more about the mod.
It's a garbage layout and has no reason to be more than just a list of pros and cons about the mdos with easily clickable links below the descriptions.

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>>147725895
Sick, and a little frustrated. Bit off more than I can chew with writing this story.

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>>147725895
>Dreamborne Isles got some kind of script removal patch; I guess it had an update in June that added more content and like, quests and enemies
Nice, I'll have to check it out

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>>147725817
Yeah, well, you're objectively dumb.

>>147725895
Bretty gud.

>>147725404
>makes that face
>complains about the dress
lmao

>>147726203
name one thing actually wrong with her face that isn't just name calling
you cannot

>>147725918
Name the issues.

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>>147725404
I think it's max weight UNPB only right now, isn't it? Not really made for Aru's uh...unique body shape.

I'm more concerned about the fact that the guy makes a skse .dll for every outfit he makes just because he's too cool to just use HDT HH or NiO.

>>147726090
Lemme know how it goes.

>>147726085
Sorry to hear that. I'd give you advice but, while I can string together sentences well enough, I don't have the patience to actually create a plot that extends past two pages.

I guess that's why I stick to planning tabletop games.