/srg/ - Speedrunning General

>Reposting.


>>147585414
Kek, the worst part is you can't get your money's worth back in any way, shape or form, unlike in steam where you can use it to buy some of the newest games.

I'm probably gonna switch to dota once my friend has some free time so she can teach me the ropes.

You should switch too 2bh, I heard they got in-game replays and voice chat.

Literally all I've ever wanted from league.

>no one is shilling livestreamer here

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>literally 10 people in the audience
where did it all go wrong srg

these alpha/beta indie games that 12 people have played are the fucking worst

>>147585769
I quit LoL 3 years ago

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>another game only runners play episode

does that nigga have a fucking script
how autistic can you be

Who is the guy on the couch right now?

This is literally a fucking flash game
why the fuck is this here
Should I submit my game I made in gamemaker 2 years ago

>>147585802
>shilling free open-source software

Okay.

Wow, somebody took a minigame from Danganronpa 2 and made an entire game out of it.

this entire day has been an indie game shill-fest

>>147585954
runners dont even play this

>>147586013
i'll learn how to 'speedrun' it (aka play it) and we can skype call you into the stream

sound good?

all memes aside, this GDQ seems even more autistic than usual

>>147585702
Thanks for the schedule. Damn that sucks that Boxon X takes so long.

>>147585836
about 3 or 4 years ago

>>147585836
VAPE NATION

How is this a speedrun when it's an autoscroller? shouldn't all runs end at the same time?

>He's fast!

>>147585836
having it on fourth of july weekend

>>147586073
Sounds great, let's not prepare any questions for the interview

>>147586161
>I literally don't listen when the runner explains how the game works

>there's no real strats
>speedrunning this is just gitting gud
...

Does it really count as a speedrun if the entire point of the game is to run as fast as you can in a straight line?

THIS IS A CLONE OF A SHITTY ANDROID GAME ISN'T IT?

Please explain how playing a game with a developer intended route with no mistakes counts as speed running.

This guy is literally just playing a game correctly. The only way the time can be off is if he forgets the exact thing that he was supposed to do.

>>147586198
I can't take a kid in a suit seriously

>>147586214


>I literally don't understand how the game works

for the retards who didn't listen, the goal is to fill up your energy bar to 100% by running over the blue panels. You can miss these, causing your run to take longer.

>This is a Gran Turismo speed run. I will be driving around the track as quickly as I can. I do this by braking and accelerating at the appropriate times.

>people not laughing at the dwarf pun
Fucking assholes. Every person in there.

>>147586387
>This is an F-Zero speed run. I will be driving around the track as quickly as I can. I do this by braking and accelerating at the appropriate times.

see! I can do it too XD

The hamwhale actually thinks these are funny

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IT'S A FUCKING AUTOSCROLLER
Other speedrunners COMPLAIN about autoscroller levels because THEY TAKE A SET, UNCHANGING TIME

>>147586318
I know how it works, the point is that a "speedrun" in this game is still no different than a well played normal run.

>>147586445
Why can't everyone else be as bitter and pathetic as me!?

They could've had something interesting to fill the time but instead chose this

>>147586443
The f-zero speedruns use extensive glitches and difficult timing and out of bounds boosts that the developers never intended.

Stop being a dipshit or use a better analogy.

>>147586252
It's just another take on Skyroads, which android didn't exist at the time of.

>>147586452


>>147586318
>>147586318
>>147586318
>>147586318

Dear fucking lord, you people are retards.

>>147586318
So he's... playing the game correctly?

does speeding run make you gay?

>>147586452
it's not set, it is entirely RNG based, so RNG based that it should not be speed ran

>>147586504
Thanks this is actually how I feel right now

Braid is at least comfy.

>>147586443
>accelerating in F-Zero
That slows you down

Runners jacket doesn't fit properly, 0/10 run

>>147586545

it's a fucking 6 minute run get over yourself

>>147586563

yes that is what he said when he started the run

Why were these last two assholes wearing suits?

>kid in a ill fitting suit
>fat guy in a ill fitting suit

jesus FUCK what is wrong with his jacket

>>147586387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRNNjYTcyLk

too bad the rta "runners" are too gay to do this

>>147586671
They just came back from their kikeshit marketing job at Microsoft and are now shilling kikeshit by Microsoft

Dear lord at least the last guy's suit fit him relatively well

>it's a lot like Mario
Mario is NOT A FIXED-MOMENTUM platformer, which is what allows it and not Braid to be a passable speedgame.

>>147586670
6 minutes of watching a let's play versus 30 seconds of a the player raping physics so hard he's approaching mach9 while still hitting a path that wasn't even visible when he jumped.

Next you'll say menu'ing is a good speedgame activity.

man that is a poorly fitting suit

>>147586782
you're implying they never put in smaller games just to fill time

>>147586789
I dont think well-fitted suits exist for fat people

>I'm sorry but the princess is in another castle
nice meme game xD!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHITTY GAME
THIS IS GOING TOO FAR
THIS IS LITERAL BROWSER GAME-TIER
NO THIS IS FISHER PRICE-TIER

THIS IS NOT A SPEED RUN
WHAT EVEN IS THIS

>>147586739
>guy uses GT as an attempt to be fascetious
>another links an actual GT run
>even in GT, going sideways is faster than playing as intended
I pissed a little when I saw his speed spike as he gunned it into the rails. That's some good shit.

this shit is next level. dude is wearing a trenchcoat

is the joke with his suit that it looks like Braids?

>>147586927
wrong

>>147586739
How does that work?

>>147586991
dunno, never played GT

>>147586976
yes, just like how the boson guy's looked like the mc of that game

>>147586927
You get it tailored regardless of body size

>>147586991
I think GT, like most racing games, always tries to turn you toward the direction you should be going. So as he gets rotated in the wrong direction, the game rips your wheel to the path and pushes your acceleration to get you going. But fighting the computer, it just keeps trying to correct and accelerating to ungodly speeds. He went beyond 700kph there a couple times with the car barely touching the track.

I like this guy in a suit, it looks like he just came out of work and dropped by to do his run. He also looks a little bit like a sports caster, specially with how clear he is with his commentary.

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>That was one of the most precise tricks in the game

"welcome to lets play... i mean speedrun le random facebook game eps. 2"

>>147587262
sports casters don't wear halloween costumes to work

Never forget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSXofLK5hFQ

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I thought twitch removed ResidentSleeper?

>>147585836
putting it in the hands of people who wanted to make money rather than boost speedrunning and raise money

basically letting sumi run it

>>147587384
nigga derived more meaning and entertainment from this game than most people did

Anime,

I will always be there for you.
When you're dreaming of WR.
When you need 5 more minutes
For ever.

I love you Anime.

this game... my mind is full of fuck

Has anyone here actually played this game before?
What is this game? It looks boring

>>147585836
Kaceytron will save speedrunning

>>147587604
It's a puzzle game. It's fun to play casually and it's a very comfy experience.

I wouldn't pretend it's a speedgame though.

>>147587572
how new

>>147587604
i thought it was fun when it came out but i was pissed that i spent 10 bux on it

the speedrun looks pretty cool though

>>147587840
>>147587604
I would recommend it though if you like puzzle games. Very well put together.

it's sad how dead these threads have become especially during a GDQ

Bingo

What was happening at the end there

>world record set in a game in a category only 4 people have posted times on
we did it reddit!

>>147588539
no one here speedruns anymore

>>147588539
there's a containment board for marathonshitters in /v/ now so you can enjoy your dead general

>>147588697
Thank God

That was a nice run

>>147588697
that thread moves too fast

>>147588697
Honestly I am not a regular here and only come here for the GDQ's and I don't know what's going on half the time here, but I still prefer this over the /v/ thread
Though I have been thinking about picking up speedrunning something, I want to properly make up my mind though

T H I C C
H
I
C
C

Is that the knitting police?

>>147588938
>speedrunning unironically
... why?

>>147587914
>paying for games that have literally no online gameplay

Lemme guess, you're an americuck that can't pirate.

Hell, you can even just bypass those shit in americuck land and pirate, regardless.

>>147588984
Can you stop?
>>147589002
It looks rewarding and Tetris is my favorite game so I am probably autistic enough

Braid run was comfy.

>>147588938
Don't bother. Speedrunning is shit and not fulfilling at all. Devote your time to literally anything else.

HOLY
THICC
MY
DICK
IS
EXPLODING

>Contrarunner brought his mom and/or dominatrix to SGDQ

>>147589049
>wasting thousands of hours playing the very same game just to say you did it one second faster than some autist on the internet
yes very rewarding

>>147589165
I want her to sit on my face and fart in my mouth and maybe some shit will speckle my tongue

the runner and that fat chick sound like they're fucking

is that still thicc or just fat

>>147589249
Seems better than that one actual couple or whatever that ran some Mario game in co-op a few years ago.

who /banned in chat/ here

>>147589225
I want her to talk to my dick and not allow me to cum for 4 hours with 2 fingers up my ass

>>147589293
as long as the chest projects with greater horizontal distance than the belly it is THICC

otherwise it is fat

>>147589293
Just fat

>>147589301
link?

contra runners confirmed for most alpha

>>147589301
Sam and Tolki. The hilarious thing is that they're mormon. I wonder if all mormon women are into cucking their husbands.

>>147589293
Somewhere in the middle, 10-15 pounds less would be ideal.

I wanna RTA those tiddies

crochet bitch has to correct them. geezus

>>147589483
IT'S NOT KNITTING (PLEASE DON'T KICK ME OUT)

>>147589315
I was banned in the great Wolfenstein Holocaust.
NPC said "WE HAVE TO JACK A CAR", I just wrote "TriHard I HEAR YOU BROTHER" got perma'd

holy fucking autism

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>>147589464
I just noticed that she has an Undertale shirt on.
Legit just lost interest.
3DPD

>>147589483
>>147589502
Someone should spam donations asking about her knitting

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>>147589315
ANELE Brussels ANELE

Contra confirmed best game for catching hunnies

>>147589315
i said cosmo isnt human when everyone discovered WinWaker was disabled

>>147589606
nah, I still would
she has a good boob/gut ratio, wouldn't mind hearing about tumblrtale if I get to play with them

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>swn be your speedrun groupie

I want her to grunt loudly into my open asshole

>good game
>chill runner
>cute, thick girl who knows about the game

is this the best run of the whole event so far?

So is she gonna get her fat udders out or

these mode7 stages make me want to vomit. i don't get motion sick or anything, but these god damn contra stages have always messed me up

>>147589870
Fucking right?

>>147589840
"uuh yeah, we need dat, we need dat, we need dat"

>>147589315
>tfw got banned on AGDQ in jan
>tfw got unbanned yesterday by whispering some passing mod
>tfw got banned again an hour later

KEK.

Kreygasm

I want her to laugh at my penis
THAT MOAN MY DICK

this was fine

I hope demon's crest's runner doesn't suck.

>>147589315
Me.
>tfw don't remember why

Waiting on this VoD to be uploaded so I can snip her moan and put it on a loop.

he's so going to rail her

>she has a fedora and no ass
what a shame

wave race music Kreygasm

>>147590250
What? Phone notification sound?

I haven't had human contact in 3 years.

>>147589431
I don't have a good memory nor follow drama.

I'm talking about some run back when they were in the tiny room and Werster/Mirrored also attended.

It was an AGDQ.

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>>147590269
Is Noir or Missy there?

>undermeme
>fedora
>triple chins but no ass
would still impregnate her titpussy

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what's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't make a vitamin

He looks like his actual name is Dude

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Who will make speedrunning great again? Or is all lost?

>>147590461
*raises paw*
I don't get it :/

>this chav looking cunt is a speedrunner
just fuck me in the ass jolly

I'm not usually bitter towards women but it's so painfully obvious how she sits at front so everyone pays attention to her, and she still gets mad when they give her the attention she's asking for.

>>147590567
whore moan

What would GDQ be if James "2GD" Harding was the announcer/donation guy?

>actual couch
>backwards cap
pls don't be a shitter

pls

>Europeans spamming the chat

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AAAAAAA MY HEART

that was too cute

>man
>dude
>bro

>>147590410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B99J7neMWvs

>man
>dude
>bro
>cringe

This is comfy, but it also makes me want to kill myself for not having friends

this game looks neat actually

i've never heard of it

>>147590763
Yes, this.

>>147590832
it's a lost SNES gem and I think ever since some youtuber made a video on it it goes for 100+

>>147590832
really? It's pretty fun

Is this that group of people from AGDQ this year where they wore trump hats and all?

I'm getting that clique vibe again

I can not categorize these people
are they chads?
alphas?
certainly not betas
it's weird

>>147590989
they're friends

i know this must be a foreign concept to you

>>147590989
turbovirgin seeing real people: the post

>>147590989
they are degenerates

>>147590989
they're literally /v/

>>147590989
Look's like marijuana destroyed their urge to achieve, so they turned to speedrunning.

>>147591029
>>147591051
i haven't had friends since i was 15 and that was mean
>>147591072
>>147591083
>>147591093
this sounds accurate thank you

>>147591029
Got em.

D U D E

U

D

E

so who was that semen demon anyways?

AYYYYYYYYYY

>40 more minutes of this
jus fucking shoot me

this game is so fucking boring jesus christ

>He'll die before I dude

Ok this group of people is making me uncomfortable I will masturbate and listen to music

>>147591223
my mom
fuck off

God this game is gorgeous. Shame about the slowdown

>>147591324
sorry man shes mine now

this is unironically the best run of the marathon thus far

>>147591447
Thanks, dude.

>Jesus
Never seeing him again.

>>147591527
he's said it twice, mike is on the way to REMOVE

DUDE

D

U

hello?

>>147591694

DELETE THIS

D

Based mod just unbanned me, he probably didn't read the logs cause what I typed was hella offensive.

Or atleast, he's not a woman LUL

>>147591742
LOL GET BACK IN THERE SOLDIER FOR SRG XD

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>>147591694

>>147591742
>having worsebotnettv installed
shiggy diggy

I think the dudebroing is ironic, but it's one of those "ironic" jokes that the person does their entire life.

>it means we can say whatever we want, right
he's not going to survive the night

so is this guy actually fast? I've never seen this game run before

>>147591876
>Speedrunner reported missing after appearing in a charity marathon, police have no leads

>>147591856
Whom are you quoting?

>>147591939
This is like harvesting maple syrup as quickly as possible. Even if you go fast, it's slow.

>>147591942
>Have you seen this dude?

D

dude

best run so far dude

I WANT EDOBEAN TO SIT ON MY FACE

>>147591870
You can tell that they find it funny.

>>147590989
They're literally poster boy betas dude

D

ELETE THIS

>>147591939
He's basically just playing the game, just optimally.

Atleast he's entertaining cause he's not some friendless autist like the other speed runners.

THEY KNOW

Is "dude" as flexible as "fuck"?

>>147592341
Yes.

>betas clapping when they get BTFO

>>147592341
a little less, but it makes up for it by being able to be said anywhere

At least these dorks aren't using nu male words, like problematic

Oh, the bats literally cling their body to you. Them saying bodied actually makes sense now.

>>147592341
dude off

i muted the stream

>>147592485
What did I dude to deserve this?

>>147592519
Thanks for the blog update!

BODIED

These dough nation readers just kneed to except the fax.

Hello my dudes

>>147592341
no, it can't be used as a verb

>sh*t
uh oh

HE SAID IT
DUDE STATUS: BANNED

Fuck I missed the Prompt run. How bad was it? lmao 2 peak players

welp he didn't survive know you know why he was saying dude a lot

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>>147592656
Sup dude

>>147592679
Dude you can start OR end every single sentence you ever speak with it.

>>147592756
that doesn't make it a verb you tard

>>147592754
Suuuuh duuude

dude

>>147592756
fuck, you can start OR end every single sentence with fuck as well you dumb fuck

dude is comfier

>>147592795
You just have to believe it can be used as a verb.

THEY'RE SELF AWARE, DUDE

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I've learned one thing: you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

>>147592975
Notice how they stopped saying dude after that donation

>>147592740
It was so bad they literally killed the stream cause he was choking hard on the last level.

>>147593036
No they didn't dude.

>>147593094
Dude, they did for a little bit. Notice their optimizim died

>>147593036
dude no

>>147593045
As in, mercy killed it? I might have to go look for a video of it if that's the case

>>147593140
They were just talking less for a short period, their duding proportion didn't go down.

glad they're doing 100% for this game since it has multiple endings and 100% actually entails seeing tons of different gameplay rather than just finding out of the way collectibles

We have the linguistic technology, we can enhance:
>the fuck dude

>>147593159
Can we stop saying dude

>>147593239
nah dude

Greetings from Sweden, let's kick inadequate access to medical care's butt!

>>147593239
dude pls

>>147593239
Dude why would you ever want to dude that?

>>147593204
yeah im so glad they're showing off the gameplay of the worlds most fucking boring game

The verbal pauses in their speech between them help out.
>Dude ... (rest of sentence)

>donation reader putting on an accent
H E L P

>>147593314
it's really good though :( but ya maybe not great to watch

>>147593363
Ya fookin dude cunt

>>147593238
I can be your fuck dude

>>147593363
dude chill

If they expected this, I wouldn't mind an unironic "dude" counter in the corner.

>>147593512
dude it was bad

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>it's a late night donation comment comedy hour episode

>>147593627
>late night
Found the fucking western hemisphere dude.

this game actually looks pretty cool

>>147593681
>western
>hemisphere
burger education

Any dude there over the age of 25 is reeling in pain.

>>147593882
it's harder than it looks, too

dude's making it look easy

>>147593998
Smooth

>>147593890
Problem dude? Or just projecting?

>>147594035
the final boss it absolutely ridiculous too

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mates

>>147594316
dupe

dude/10 I'm glad one game I was looking forward to wasn't a trash run

Oh shit Dino City is up next for real? That was the fucking worst game I owned on SNES.

PJ ON COUCH

got permabanned from the gdq chat cus i said "i hate women"

Looking forward to the Ty run!

>>147594413
It's an extremely technically advanced speedtech run with tons of frame perfect tricks

>>147594486
Why would you say that?

Even if its true, its like saying you hate chocolate. It has nothing to do with the runs

>>147593890
Don't die on me dude, what's the problem?
Or do you feel like a fucking retard now?

>>147594486
>tfw got banned yesterday saying "LMAO women are never useful, they're just bitches LUL"

>yfw I got unbanned by some random mod I whispered cause he didn't bother to read logs

>>147594413
But you loved it anyway didn't you?

>>147594659
What did you tell him?

>>147594638
It was cause of some attentionseeking feminist on couch yesterday I think.

Lots of people got banned when chat reacted to what she was saying.

>its a 2d platformer

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>>147594662
I'm only human.

>>147594770
nice one /v/ but can you stay back on your board?

Did that guy on the couch just shoot himself in the head?

>>147594760
"Please unban dude BibleThump"

>>147594770
What was she saying to butt blast everyone?

>>147594770
do not bring your misogyny here
we are a feminist general

>>147594659
You sure got him xD fucking women are all whores, btw why don't I have a girlfriend?

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>>147594995

So what I don't get is these really boring platformers can get in, but something that's actually interesting and challenging like a shmup can't get in

That's really stupid, because generic platformer X is basically an autoscroller because all you do is move left to right as fast as possible.

GDQ a shit.

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>>147595024
>you have lived to see the fedora meme spawn, get stolen and used incorrectly, then reclaimed and used correctly again

>>147594995
nice projecting dude

most people only really start to hate women when they have actually dated multiple women.

>>147595127
could you at least try to be less obvious when you samefag

>>147595126
i'm enjoying this run, comfy game and comfy couch

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>>147595126

>SHMUP
>literally autoscrollers the game

>>147595246
Are you just pretending you're utterly new to this website?

>>147595246
sure whatever, kid

I'm sure all the girls in your homeroom really showed their true colors and destroyed your life, huh

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>>147595253
empty insult

>>147595443
>>147595461
is /v/ leaking into /vg/?

Chooke lmao dude

>>147595469
the fact that you have a picture saved specifically for when you get called out on samefagging does not really help your case

>>147595694

It always is

>>147595705
How else are you supposed to win this meme argument?
>you are samefagging
>no i'm not
>prove it
>picture of (You)s
>photoshopped!
>two posters coordinate timed posts
>multiple devices!
>coordinated pictures of room
>you ran into a different room and manipulated the time data!

there's no winning with autists like you

>>147594810
It's so 90's it's mesmerizing

>follow adrian on twitter because she followed me
>posts every 20 seconds about how much of unique butterfly she is with ~unpopular opinions~

jesus christ is this why cosmo went insane?

>>147595403
>>147595126

This is one of the problems this year. All the people who aren't socially inept and can actually commentate their run among the diagnosed autism have chosen real shitty games no one has played before. It's like a crude inside joke from them.

>>147595984
No, John Numbers did that.

>pacifist run

why

>>147595984
enablers got him to take pills, pills did the rest

>>147596031
have to appeal to the Undertalers

>>147596021
that was straw that broke the camels back

>Ys music

aw yeh

>dinoriffic
that takes me back

>>147596012
maybe they're running out of games to play. Everyone that's been around the speedrun scene for even a little while has seen runs of all the most popular / good games already

PJ has snurdeeps?

Oi dickoak whens the return of evilsnurdeeps?

>>147596319
sounds like its time to let the doggie die

surprised there's no undermeme run this year

>>147596319
But GDQ is not tailored to the scene anymore but to a mass audience, I honestly don't know what keeps them from just exclusively showing Nintendo speedruns anymore

>>147596012
PJ and Mecha playing meme games are always some of the best runs

>>147596441
we need another plok race

>>147596437
The twitch audience isn't old enough to know most Nintendo games prior to Wii

>>147596428
there is *literally* nothing you can do to speed up an undertale "run" apart from mashing through dialogue and not fucking up "puzzles"

>>147596589
that doesn't seem to be a big deal especially this year

>>147596589
You can kill yourself.

>>147596589

This. A game like undertale would make for a terrible speed run

>>147595984
you should see her facebook :v)

>>147596712
BUT THINK OF THE VIEW$$$ FOR CHARITY

We're off to a good start with that terrible intro

I already don't like this run

>an hour of this
time to take a break and do something else

>1 hour for this furry trash

I'm out.

cringe of the marathon award right here lads

>>147595984
you should see her vagin

>>147596712
but think of how epic twitch chat would be haha
they'd say KILL HIM SwiftRage during a pacifist run
and SPARE HIM BibleThump during the genocide XD

>>147595984
Welcome to women. I mean seriously, every fucking woman does this. Obviously some men do it to but this is nothing uncommon for a girl on twitter

>>147596871

And the WACKY donations!!! On days like these, kids like you should be... donating to save the animals xDD

>>147596871
>>147596991
confirmed for next GDQ?

im so sad,

i was so excited for this run and the runner is an autist

how bad are the /v/ threads?

>>147596871
i can tell you already if they did a genocide run people would get so assmad in chat. plus i'm fairly certain a genocide run would take considerably longer (though would still be a valid category)

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>marathon is almost half over
>not even at 300k yet

the ritual was completed..

>>147597124
Why? It's shovelware.

>>147597151
you're in one

kirbymastah would be better

>he thinks completing levels normally but just going kind of fast will make casuals mad

>>147596973
i don't agree with this. i follow other women, even women from the speedrunning community, and they don't do this. she is an especially severe case of this.

i've realized i can just mute her. i'm too much of a pussy to unfollow her.

>>147597170
Don't know why they thought starting the day bfore July 4th was a good idea

>>147597170
>started 2 1/2 days ago
>still has 5 days to go

bigger bux and fake donations usually come in towards the end

who here is pumped for the tasbot glitchfest of super mario land 2

NOBODY AT ALL

WE GET IT YOU CAN CODE STUFF IN GAMES AND CONNECT IT TO TWITCH CHAT

GET THE FUCK OVER IT GDQ

>he's just killing everything anyway

>>147597197
i played it a lot as a kid and wanted to see the tech

>haha i forgot charity! totally!

>>147597170
you do know there are ALWAYS random anonymous donations of 1k or more with with generic or no messages at all during the last 2 days right?

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>>147597384
theres 4 days left to go anon, it ends saturday night

He's basically hammered home that pacifist was a waste of time and money

>fucking up the donation incentive
it's bioshock all over again

>>147597170
>>147597328
They always get half of their donations on the last weekend.

PULL THE PLUG

I'm gonna go to sleep on this fucking run? put a bullet through my god damn brain already

>>147597465
if they do anything involving twitch chat again it'll be fucking boring

especially if they use any outdated memes like last time

right so check this out
right now, sitting in a car, probably stuck in a bit of traffic, you know big city living and all that

He has just finished work at a office or warehouse or supermarket it dont really make much fucking difference just trading time for money

On his way out of work he says goodbye to sara working at the front desk (a spicy little number)
he jokingly asks if shes got any plans for the weekend "oh not much just hang with the boyfriend i guess"

A slight chuckle is all he can mange as he turns to the exit , a rage so pure and intense like gouts of flame spike into his soul all he can think about as he walks to his car is violently beating and raping the stupid whore sara fucking dumb bitch ill fuck the life out of her he thinks has he brings his 1993 honda civic to life

he is on his way home now where soon he will lock all the doors, close all the blinds then put on his $10,000 usd pink and blue wolf furrie costume

and spend the rest of the night shoving bigger and more complex looking dildos up his arse, stretching out his urethra with a ballpoint pen and masterbating to child porn all live on webcam

this is the real world, people like that exist and worse, they speedrun video games

all interpretation is lost just under the surface, can you tell the difference between a smile and a crocodile? are you sure? am not.

this is the real world, a world of illusions

So is this autist gonna get banned on GDQ from now on?

welp that's another runner that's never coming back

shit game
shit streamer
shit donation gimmick that's making this autist completely choke

>>147597615
>implying watching this stupid fuck dig his grave deeper and deeper won't be fun

mom did not make a good choice of clothes for today

this guy

>>147597637
this seems like an awful lot of projection

How were the ape escape and spyro runs?