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Happy 4th of July USAnons Edition
GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
http://pastebin.com/VHh2LGhn
>Newest Fanart
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=%E9%96%83%E4%B9%B1%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9
>Dioramas
https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9%E3%83%9E?f=images
SK:NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
http://i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 05/10/16)
https://mega.nz/#!GpkVzQrY!bBAd8jm_TtzcOIlOJv8w9j-Ia7y2FPghVIym_QqEM5w/ikqffaf6tq9a479/New_Wave_Cards_%2803-05-2016%29.zipqd01lq/New_Wave_Cards_%2801
>Card Wiki
http://seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/
MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
http://senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
https://twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
http://chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Senran Websites
http://pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6
>>147470478
I should've censored Asuka.
haello
Josui is the love of my life!
Rin can't go out in a swimsuit because she got fat.
Yumi is cute!
>>147470621
I was about to say it's not that big of a deal, but I then I saw what was wrong with it.
Appreciating Hanabi!
>>147470698
DOKKAN!
BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH
>>147470801
THICK!!!
Impregnating Kafuru and taking responsibility because I love her!
>>147470478
>my B I G R E D D E M O N B O O T Y was added in the OP picture
Thanks.
DOKKAN ALL DAY
one time I caught Mirai trying to give herself autopaizuri
>>147470801
>having a fat body but skeleton arms
What a sad creature
Happy 4th of July!
>>147470818
I like her hat.
>>147471153
How does that work?
>>147471153
Wouldn't that be auto-naizuri at best?
I want to pamper Haruka's chest!
Enjoying a tasty burger, sons of man?
>>147470801
I want to kiss chubby Rin!!!
>>147471153
With one of her guns, right?
>>147470478
Will DaiAnon ever figure out aspect ratios?
>>147471356
Pigs don't have chests silly.
>>147471409
No.Let me know how to fix it please
>>147471542
I hate you.With all of my hate.
>>147471801
Good
>>147471843
Crops, you say?
>>147471961
>>147471843
Literally no point in posting cropped porn.
>>147471369
Ribs and Chicken over here.
>TFW the RWBY musou game is coming out tomorrow on steam, with horrible models that don't even look like the show anymore.
we need a laughingsenrans.jpg for this
I want Hibari to hug me!
>>147472258
What if we got an open world Senran fighting game like that? Only with better graphics than that game.
>>147472258
>147472258
what the fuck? Isn't that show made in gmod or something? How does the game look worse?
What message is Asuka trying to convey?
>>147472791
The need for futomaki.
>>147472791
She would like an extra large sushi roll please
>>147472573
the show artstyle has some charm to it, it looks like Tales of games
But the game they have "more detailed" models and it looks awful.
>>147472791
She's showing you how wide you have to open to suck on her boobs.
>>147472573
The show is definitely not gmod
>>147473156
I heard it was made with MMD.
>>147472791
She's hungry
KAGURA DAKI
W H E N
H
E
N
>>147473282
Poser.even worse than MMD,but now they are using a better one.
>>147472791
IT'S DENTAL TIIIIIIIIIME
>>147473561
>Kagura Daki that changes age with heat
>the more you cuddle it and make it warmer the younger she gets
sign me up
>>147473561
Five minutes
Anyone have the higher quality version of this without the fucking ifunny logo?
>>147473561
More like, MORE NEW WAVE DAKIS WHEN!!!
>>147473707
>>147473651
So 53 minutes?
>>147473631
>Fuck that shit mayne. I like my Kagura fully ripe.
Happy 4th of July friends. Here's today's Paizuri Partner and the Kagura story for those that may have missed it. http://pastebin.com/RJE3VESx
>>147473795
this desu
This Girl
>>147473651
No
Seven minutes
>>147473854
She's giving me Dudley vibes.
>>147473795
Who are you quoting?
>>147473765
Thanks bro.
>>147473795
This guy understands.
>>147473830
Once again, thanks.
>>147473992
Myself. It's from my book.
>>147473795
Who taught Kagura how to take such promiscuous poeses?
>>147474286
I wonder
>>147474286
Kagura saw Naraku do a similar pose with her boyfriend and wanted to try it out as well!
>>147474752
I'm going to take advantage of Kagura.
>>147475130
>Anonymous last words
>>147475130
DAMEDAME DA YO
>>147475203
>>147475261
She won't understand the implications of gently teasing her body. I'll be sweet to her.
>>147474752
Fuck. It probably would be Kat
>>147475285
Not if Naraku's huge balls have anything to say about it
>>147475579
but I'm not a rapist like Katsu
Are the barbecues so good and important that you can't post, /skg/?
>>147475953
just lurking
>>147475953
I'm not going to a barbecue this year. I'm staying at home eating a pizza.
>>147475579
She gonna slam dunk em.
>>147475953
Joke's on you: I'm non-American!
>>147475953
Keep getting sidetracked by other things.
>>147476173
I'd slam dunk Naraku if you know what I mean.
>>147476206
Strangely arousing.
>>147476206
Miyabi sure looks good when her body is being pressed up against another woman's pussy.
I wonder why that is.
>>147476206
Yep, that's Nyx for ya...
>>147476652
That's becquse you'rethe male equivalent of...
...HER.
>>147476752
Are you saying I'm Imu?
Because I'm not Imu.
I'm someone that's very sexually attracted to Imu and Miyabi.
But I'm not Imu
>>147476165
Is it a barbecue pizza?
>>147477024
No it's Digorno.
>>147475953
I'm Canadian, and masturbating.
>>147477228
Wow!
I'm Canadian too and I was masturbating earlier.
>>147476917
>You will never cuddle with Imu and Miyabi
>>147473765
Ryona's the kind of girl you fuck just once or a few times just to see how far she'll go.
>>147477228
>>147477418
Is it time for a masturbating canadian club?
>>147477648
It's not my fault Imu wouldn't let me join in.
>>147476917
You're the male equivalent of Kaede.i
>>147477890
Does he draw Yuri and attend conventions no matter what?
>>147477968
...yes and no
>>147478093
Yes to and no to what exactly?
>>147477849
You need to make Imu like you first
>>147477968
Why is this disgusting pervert fujo so sexy?
>>147478173
Imu does like me!
She's just incredibly firm on her stance on threesomes.
>>147477801
I like maple syrup and dudes beating each other up on ice skates, can I be an honorary member
>>147478257
Just move to Vermont if you're american.
>>147478247
She'd be down for all kinds of weird play for the sake of research
Shit, she'd probably want to keep a third party so she could have both first and third person experience
>>147478247
Hey man, not all fujos are terrible people. Kaede is one of those lucky few who isn't an absolute pain
>>147478247
she's basically just Murakumo only not ugly and draws softcore porn instead of shitty action mangas
Would would Rin and Daidouji feel about getting a hug?
>>147478251
It's not a threesome if it's just cuddling!
>>147478251
What is her stance?
I love Hikage! Every thread!
>>147479029
As many as possible
Anon optional
>>147479141
I see what you did there.
Imu would rather make Miyabi cum twice than fuck two people at once
>>147479580
Imu will never fuck Miyabi. She will die a virgin.
>>147479580
Shut the fuck up you stupid aspie you're just jealous Imu won't fuck you
>>147479580
i'd rather make rin cum twice than fuck two senrans at once so i guess i can understand.
>>147480014
>all these tumblard filenames now that summer is here
It can't be a coincidence.
>>147479580
She'll change her mind once she finds a man who can make her and Miyabi cum twice simultaneously
>>147480403
>tumblr boogeymaning
what boards do people still do this in?
/co/ maybe?
yea go back to /co/
>>147479118
Hikage won the contest!
She gets a single wish for anything at all!
>>147480625
/co/ is literally tumblr you obvious fucking newfag
good job proving the point right
>>147480656
Hikage would wish for a hat
>>147480656
Hikage wishes to be cute
>>147481006
She's already the cutest, try again
>>147480850
>she's feeling somewhat hot right at that moment so she wishes for a hat
Dammit Hik
My hime
>>147481432
My weapon.
Good night /skg/!
Please take care of yourselves and your senrans.I want to willingly flip my M switch and leave on forever instead of stumbling on it and forgetting how to manage it.
Masochists are the best kind of optimists.
>>147481432
Well, this is my hime.
>>147481432
>>147481561
That doesn't sound healthy.
Sleep well!
>>147481432
>>147481562
My hime
>>147481432
My ronpa
Watching fireworks from a secluded area with your Senran!
>>147481432
My bicchi
>>147481432
I remember that show
>>147481736
hai
>>147480850
Presto!
A hat!
Bad yoma, bad yoma.
Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when she comes for you?
>>147482007
She looks unsatisfied
>>147482220
Steal her balls.
>>147482478
Because she know she can wear Yomi's hat anytime.
She should've wished for a new hat.
>>147482659
I want to fuck Yumi and take responsibility.
How would Hikage feel if I sucked on her breasts
I want to suck on her nipples
Fireworks!?
>>147483345
Confused and afraid.
>>147481620
What was the point of him again?
>>147483713
To devour-er-er.
Hikage is a BULLY.
>>147483294
You asked for it...
>>147481741
Feeling her cling to you as the loud sounds spook her!How much longer can this go on? The dog is not taking it well.
>>147483870
Hikage was late because of Haruka! She was trying to do her best and Imu wasn't watching where she was going.
Hikage also had a unusual dream whereshe was Super Snakegirl and protected the Earth from Alien Invaders beyond Venus who were trying to steal away Mirai - the Princess of Shinobiland who had the power to keep the planet spinning around the Sun!
I really like Haruka's gauntlets
>>147484054
Hikage has an overactive imagination.
>>147484054
Hikage we are trying to take a family photo
>>147484416
She's just showing that even the best families have their ups and downs now and then.
Yumi is a slut. A SLUT
>>147484716
It's more like she's showing that she has the downs
>>147484864
Ganguro version when?
>>147484054
I wish Mirai would sit on my lap like that.
I bet Yumi gives really good head.
>>147484864
Use this one.You removed the iris.
I would really like to make Miyabi happy by being her boyfriend and her being my girl and or boyfriend
>>147472791
>>147473621"Asuka needs braces"
>>147485308
I bet Kafuru gives the best head due to all the popsicles she sucks on a daily basis
>Katsu will never tell you to follow her to a sound proof room with no windows and weird looking balloons that haven't been blown up
>>147485656
Dental Plan.
>>147485753
If let her fondle me instead
>>147485625
>My girl or boyfriend
>boyfriend.
Miyabi is a girl! A GIRL!
SHE IS CUTE AND SEXY LIKE GIRL SHOULD BE! NO AMOUNT OF SHITTY MEMES WILL CHANGE THIS FACT!
>>147485919
I said that to avoid the memey shitposting anon. I know she's a girl but I still wouldn't care even if she was a boy.
>>147485919
I want to whisperhandholdinginto MiyaMiya's ear
>>147485919
I want to make Miyabi wet.
>>147486023
Lewd!
>>147486128
>You will never go to a private hot spring with Miyabi
>>147486209
Well, this is an appropiate reaction to handholding, for a chibi.
>>147486258
That will just end in Miyabi attempting to rape you in desperation
>>147486209kisses forehead and holds hand gently
>>147486427
And?
>>147486493
You better take responsibility anon.
>>147486501
She will rape you until you fill her various pussies!
>>147486427
That sounds like the opposite of a consequence.
>>147486427
What does she love more, baths or me?
>>147486427
It's not rape if you want it fool.
>>147486575sneakily slides a ring on finger and proposes
>>147486660
It's called consensual rape.
>>147486582
How many does she have?
>>147486706
Is this what they call sex these days?
>>147486679
>>147484864
>>147485168
>>147485335
I forgot to mention, not the same anon as the one who made this, but I can still somewhat photoshoop.
>>147486741
Mouth pussy
2 nipple pussies
Boob pussy
Pussy pussy
Hand pussy
Foot pussy
Ass Purdy
>>147486805
Worth, such a pretty girltime to consummate?
>>147486819
Wow, Yumi is quite clumsy to get stuck in a wall like that.
>>147486819
Is this how Yumi plans on becoming a puripuri housewife?
>>147486895
Be gentle.
I fucking hate Miyabi.
>>147486741
Her pussy is engulfing her fingers.
>>147470478
What kind of guest fighters might you want to see in Senran? (not seriously of course)
For me, Mortal Kombat might be interesting, though Mileena and Kitana would be pretty low-hanging fruit and obvious choices... The real humor would be in having Scorpion and Sub-Zero show up, complete with ninpo transformation and clothing damage.
>>147486819
I love the mileage gotten out of this image
>>147487067
As do I.
>>147487067
I'm just glad it got colored.
>>147486974
Fall into darkness.
>>147486953
Good adventure for great SenranOf course you're gentle to your Senran. got anything that shows the breasts a little better?
>>147487203
>>147486974
>>147487267
Very nice and tasty, thank you.
butts
>>147487053
I need more Marvel girls done in an anime style.
>>147487130
Disgusting
>>147487053
I wanna see them do 3D skullgirls and LZ do 2D Senrans. They both have very complimentary art styles
>>147487868
I dream of experiencing this
>>147487868
That's like being sandwiched between a deep dish pizza and a potato chip
>>147487053
Blazblue or Sengoku Basara are the first things that come to mind.
The lack of snek in this thread is shocking and appalling. Please post her sank yuu
>>147488013
Mirai has probably the best earlicking skills of them all.
>>147488092
>>147488204
I'm going to give Hikage a wedgie!
>>147488092
We had some sneks earlier.
But there's always room for more.
>>147488171
She'll accidentally sneeze into your ear like in the SK2 drama CD.
>>147488510
That's probably the signal for me to cum, if I managed to hold it in that long while my prostate is being massaged.
HANABI HAS BEEN BLOWING UP FIREWORKS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW ALL DAY
FUCK OFF ALREADY SHITTING CHRIST
>>147488692
How do you think she would react to seeing fireworks on the 495th?
I just blew the biggest load to Fuga.
>>147488621
You should tell Mirai that it was her erotic sneezing that made you cum!
>>147488757
all over her face and fat tits?
>>147488757
Aww did anon make a messy?
>>147488757
I'm gonna burn you alive.If you don't take responsibility.
>>147488736
FUCKING MOBILE I SAID 4TH
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
How's everyone's 4th going?
>>147488757
I wanna blow a load inside Fugas friend and my Bro.
>>147488863
>talkposting
>>147488960
I would also like to blow a load in my bro, Chiyo
>>147488960
>>147489083
eww homos
>>147488960
[urges to pet rising]
>>147489143
Chiyo is gay for instructor too! It's okay!
good midnight skeegee
im not actually going to bed I'm laying down and will continue to post but from this point on I will probably fall asleep
good midnight skeegee!
>>147489284
Good night nerd!
>>147489284
But it's still quarter to 12
Your senran is dating you, but she has to get a normal job as cover for the fact that she's a shinobi.
What job does she get?
Minori awakens an insatiable urge to have loving, consensual sex with my own daughter
Is this normal?
>>147488960
I'm also gonna take responsibility, as a prank.
>>147489231
>okay
>to be gay
heresy
>>147489284
I want to cuddle with Minori while she's bottomless and only wearing a thin slightly see-through nightgown that doesn't go past her waist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PdIrUfe4qo
>>147488092
>>147488959
It's been pretty chill. Excited for three days off.
>>147489560
Not like heresy gay like Brogay. Like gay for your best friend who's a girl but you're a dude but your both best friends so it's kinda gay.
>>147489501
Child prostitute?
>>147489284
Eventual sleep well Minnow!
>>147489501
Zoo worker.
>>147489664
gay is gay dude
>>147489856
But there is one penis and one vag so it's not like proper gay it's just like brogay you know like it's straight but your also a little gay for wanting to fuck your best friend who's a girl.
>>147489501
Probably some retail job or something?
>>147489921
>like it's straight
>but also gay
something doesn't add up anon
describe what this "brogay" nonsense entails
How does your Senran handle spiders?
>>147489501
n/a
people already think she's not in education employment or training anyways
>>147490102
What the fuck am I looking at and why is it not on fire?
>>147490102
please respond
>>147489501
>Keeping a job
HA!
>>147489557
>have sex with Chiyo
>take responsibility
>get married
>she retires from shinobi work raise a family
>take up a career to support them
>work day in and out for the family you love that loves you back
>grow old and retire
>lying on your deathbed, surrounded by your loved ones with your dear wife Chiyo at your side
>motion for her to lean in close to you
>with your final breath, utter those precious last words
>"It's just a prank, bro..."
>pass on knowing it was all worth it
>>147490102
Don't have a proper image of her for this, but she'd probably scream a lot, then kill it in one quick stroke, then shiver afterwards.
>>147490102
Depends, do spiders appreciate boobs?
>>147490102
Mirai hates bugs!
>>147490519
They aren't mammalian, so no
>>147490102
SHE WOULD PROTECT HER ANON AND LIGHT THEM ALL ON FIRE!!
>>147490102
She would punch each spider in the face.
>>147490293
What's the status report soldier?
>>147490102
Kind of.
>>147490580
Then she hates them.
>>147490706
space cadet*
>>147490267
Essentially a Cold War. Spiders aren't naturally communal unless their species is one that works well. Those spiders should be eating each other but probably due to an abundance of food they're in harmony where the policy is "If you try to eat me everyone else will try to eat you as you eat me". When the food starts looking scare then it'll be full fledge war.
WOAH! I STOLE THIS GIRL'S PIZZA!
>>147490994
>Spider Cold War
>Spider's put up a wall between East and West Webbeny
>Webbing arms race
>Weapons of mass webbing
>>147487358
>>147487743
>>147488064
excellent choices.
>>147487053
Takaki's hung out with ZUN before, so maybe get some 2hus in there
>>147491447
>East and West Webbeny
>weapons of mass webbing
You've stolen my sides.
>>147490908
Pull up
>>147491447
Mr. Arachnov, tear down this web
beansprouts
Dokkan Day is almost over
How was your freedom
>>147492364fartsprouts
>>147492369
Rainy.
>>147492369
Boring. All I did was sit at home eating pizza and playing video games. All my friends and family were out doing things so I wasn't included in those things.
>>147492369
Full of good food.
>>147492369
I mowed my lawn while eating a burger.
>>147492369
Freedom freedom freedom oy
Freedom freedom freedom oy
>>147492369
My heart will always go Dokkan, Dokkan.
Freedom day or not.
Had to comfort the dog some, but he's feeling better.
>>147492369
I worked and made a new box fort. Then I shot off about half of the fireworks I got for my family before I had to go to my other job. I had a lot of fun.
>>147493063
Is it even possible to have happier boobs than Hanabi?
>>147492467I primarily post about how I want to sniff Haruka's farts but Yomi is a solid number 2 on my list of senrans whose farts I want to sniff
We totes need to start talking like gyarus, Anoncchi.
>>147493890
Fuck you.
>>147493890
I ain't no Gucci valley girl, mister.
>>147493890
Gyarus are best when I can't understand them.
>>147493890
I like totally love gyarus and their seriously awesome hair.
>>147493890
Wanna run that by me again?
This time, without sounding like a tool.
>>147494379
We totes mc gotes need to build some moats for our boats
I want to quietly lie with Shiki and contemplate the nature of her boobs.
I want to strangle Shiki as she attempts to speak in her stupid gyaru ways.
>>147492369
I went to a LA Dodgers game. I never knew a baseball game could be so fucking hype. They won 7-5 after making a comeback. They had a firework show after the game that was really good. I definitely enjoyed my day.
>>147494919
Reciting mantras with Shiki while you drill her pussy!
>>147494529
I think I'm feeling what you're putting down.
Shiki is a good and sweet girl who definitely did not suck her friend Yumi's fat cock
>A female Senran's cock
>Female
>Cock
Anon.
>>147495679
Someone should tell Shiki that's not how you eat a chicken, no matter how thick and juicy it is precooked.
>>147495840
AIYAAAH NINJA MAAAGICK
>>147495679
The only person that Yumi would allow to suck her cock is her husband.
>>147490346
>"What did dad say? Mum?"
>"He said he loves us all no matter what"
>Tears roll down Chiyos face
>She whispers under her breath "Best prank ever, what a homo"
>>147496079
>The only person that Yumi would allow to suck her cock are the horny Japanese men
FTFY
>>147494919
>the nature of her boobs.
Her breasts are huge due to the evolutionary advantage of allowing her to store more fat while attracting mates, they also are capable of superior milk production for offspring.
>>147487053
This is the only correct answer.These cameos are killing me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEBNiF3avt8
>>147496196
Breast size actually doesn't effect milk production in the mammaries.
Fat tits really only exist to attract men.
0 complaints
>>147496175
If that makes you feel better Anon.
Just know that she only lets her husband suck it.
So what are we doing for the 813th thread?pls tell me someone else out there knows the meaning of these magic numbers
Okay who wants this?
>>147496628
Mine! Calling it! I wanna love it
>>147496626
What's so important about that number?
>>147496561
husbands*
>>147497004
Soooo coooooooooool
Anyone have that screenshot of gyaru Yumi? I need it for reasons.
>>147496772
No.
>>147497110
What screenshot?
>>147497528
EV screenshot at the beach at evening with Yumi.
>>147497501
Yes.
>>147497871
No. Quit trying to make Yumi look unfaithful.
>>147498098
Yes. She is unfaithful.
>>147498251
No, she isn't. Baka.
>>147498394
Yes, she is. Moron.
>>147498489
No, she isn't. Idiot.
>>147498631
She, she is. Loser.
>>147497004
Jesus those udders
Udderly fabulous
>>147498663
>>147498656
Rabbit Season!
>>147498656
No, she isn't. Stupid.
>>147498792
Dick Season.
Do not send help, Miyabi is 'raping' me.
I hope she takes responsibility
>>147486889
>you will never be in a threeway relationship with snek and sprout
>you will never oversee English troops loading Muslims blindfolded into lorries to be deported with Haruka
>you will never heroically rescue Homura from a villain's shears, saving her at the last minute and becoming the white knight of her heart and being allowed to taste her sweet crab flavour whenever you want
why
>>147499267
Because you're a loser
>>147499346
>2am on a Monday night on an otaku general thread
>calling someone else a loser
>>147499252
She can't take responsibility you're a dude.
Happy 4th to all of you /skg/ers.
>>147499432
I'm at work, loser
>>147496749
Fuck you fags http://dic.pixiv.net/a/8%E6%9C%8813%E6%97%A5%E3%81%AF%E3%83%91%E3%82%A4%E3%82%BA%E3%83%AA%E3%81%AE%E6%97%A5
>>147500093
Posting on /skg/ does not count as work, you double Homu
>>147500307
>paizuri day
hello?
>>147501230
hey hun
>>147501230
>>147499524
But she needs to!
How can I raise a child without her?
Homo sapiens have positive thoughts about Shiki?
>>147501589
She can't get you pregnant!
>>147501685
But that's not what taking responsibility is about! She made me hers, now she needs to take responsibility and marry me!
>>147501807
She'll turn it around.
Mid way through the "rape" she'll fall in love with you say it's your fault and tell you that you have to take responsibility
>>147501878
That's not going to happen! She's the one who needs to take responsibility!!!
>>147501956
Then she'll fall in love mid way and take responsibility afterwards.
This is a dead general
>>147498804
Yes, she is. Dumb-ass.
guys I lent ikaruga my back massager and when I got it back it was covered in sticky clear liquid
I'm worried about her back
>>147502867
That's because she didn't use it on her back....
>>147502923
What do you mean?
>>147503087
You know exactly what I mean.
>>147503087
She used it on her mouth anon.
That's her mucous
>>147503362
Yeah she used it on her "mouth"
I want to put my mouth on my senran.
But I can't because she's not real
>>147502759
Hell of a guy though
>>147503724
She's real in your dreams.
https://youtu.be/68xu7uxsAgYI regret nothing!
>>147503401
With Ikaruga it's more of a gaping maw.
I just fapped to Ryoubi.
>>147506231
Why would you do something like that!?
>>147506405
I had an erection.
I just fapped to Miyabi
I haven't fapped for nearly a month.
I just fapped to 3DPD
They were flat too
I haven't jerked off for [insert my current age here].
>>147506783
Get out
I am fapping to Kafuru at this very moment as I type this
I went on a fapping journey and edged for two hours
Got some good new material out of it
I'm fapping to anon fapping while watching him through the window at this very moment
>>147506845
Brother calm yourself.
The D's in 3DPD don't stand for Demons.
>>147507078
THEY STAND FOR HERESY
>>147507046
You mean to that picture!?
>>147507078
What if they were cosplaying as demons?
>>147507157
Absolutely
How did crusaderanon become a crusader?
>>147507258
Push ups, sit ups and plenty of bible readings.
>>147507258
Deus Vult, Saracen.
How SFW does a picture have to be in order to be allowed as the OP for a thread on /vg/?
>>147507856
We're a boob-based thread so we have a little leeway, but don't push your luck
>>147507986
I wanted to use this for /ps4g/, I wonder if it will stick.
http://i.imgur.com/LxEs6fu.jpg
>>147508056
I kinda doubt it
What do 2hus have to do with PS4s anyway
>>147508110
There were 2hu news so I wanted to use a 2hu image.
>Touhou Genso Rondo character trailer
http://gematsu.com/2016/07/touhou-genso-rondo-character-trailer
>Touhou Genso Wanderer Anime Expo 2016 trailer
http://gematsu.com/2016/07/touhou-genso-wanderer-anime-expo-2016-trailer
>>147508167
Is ZUN really okay with people using his IP like that?
I thought the fangames were limited to doujin works sold at cons and stuff
>>147508350
I guess, I mean they even get physical releases for 30 bucks or so. I feel like they're trying to milk alot of stuff the last few months because they're scared that they are losing popularity. I mean there were like 2 migu games, Berserk got a new anime and a game and the 2hu games on PS4/Vita now.
>>147508457
This should be okay, right?
http://i.imgur.com/1Ak2KtL.jpg
>>147508675
That's probably fine
I always figured ZUN was the type who would keep making touhou stuff as long as he still felt like it and that popularity wasn't much of a concern, but it's probably not him trying to push it
It's probably those damn boatsluts' fault
>>147509898
trippy
I picked up EV recently. What the fuck is with the difficulty spikes? Easy is almost insultingly Easy, but then Medium is sometimes way harder than Hard was in SV. It took me a few tries to do Murakumo's Girl's Heart because I was getting stun-locked by Ikaruga and Yumi, who can apparently freeze you from across the entire map through buildings with her magic homing bullshit projectiles; they can dodge your ninpos by just standing there, and apparently they can cancel your ninpo if they use one, but you can't cancel theirs.
This is not supposed to be a difficult or complex game, what the hell happened between SV and EV?
All these Who? Wave fake senrans need to gtfo.
>>147510290
>This is not supposed to be a difficult or complex game
You have to earn your boobs.
>>147510290
> This is not supposed to be a difficult or complex game.
Exactly, they should make a game without any enemies or fighting at all. How do they expect me to fap like a little faggot, when the game offers a challenge. Fuck those people who would like to have fun by actually doing more than fighting enemies who are just standing still.
>>147510290
Think of it more like a RPG where you have to level up your character first. If you go into normal / hard with a level 1 character you're going to ger ass handed to you.
>>147510290
GIT
GUD
>>147510290
It's way better this way. Just stick to easy or level a bit, if you've got problems. It's not like your getting any rewards besides more exp and money. So no reason to force yourself.
That sounds way nicer than just "garden of madness".
>they didn't write it with kanji
So, something like: "I'll cum_with you wherever you go.
>>147512507
Formatting failure. Wanted to spoiler "u" too.
>>147510969
You know what I mean, dipshit. I love the games, but you're fucking kidding yourself if you think they're anything more than fluff, gameplay-wise. The line between "enemies who just stand there and do nothing" and "getting stunlocked and all of your moves canceled" isn't a particularly thin one.
>>147512676
Versus-series is indeed a bit fluffy, but at least 3DS ones can count as actual games.
>>147487053
Marvel vs Senran
>>147509898
This is your Yumi on drugs. Any questions?
>>147512807
Both Burst and Versus are mostly fluff. Don't bring your platformwar bullshit into this thread.
Morning /skg/
Work hard and better days to all
>>147515057
sleep snug cinnabun
>>147496628
I'd take it. Maybe get her some clothes on too.
>>147515171
>>147510290
Xseed mistranslated the difficulty options for no reason. "Easy" is actually normal, "Normal" is actually hard and "Hard" is actually extreme.
>This is not supposed to be a difficult or complex game
It is though.
Fat Rin booty
So when will Asuka and Homura fuse together and become Homuka to fight off a Yoma that has absorbed Yumi and Miyabi?
>>147517267
old
soggy
dusty
decrepit
ancient
unused
hag
ass
>>147517305
You mean Asura?
Rin is cute
If she were my teacher I'd be nice to her and buy her coffee every morning
>>147517745
>in middle school on a morning, alone with rin before class starts
>"Oh anon, why can't I find a man to love? Am I just not attractive?"
>she pauses for a moment
>"Hmm, how old are you, anon...?"
>>147517745
Being kind to sensei and cleaning up the classroom after a long day.
>>147517745
Silly Anon, students can't date their teachers. Especially ones that are way older than you are.
>>147518087
You can if you wait long enough
>>147517583
Even better
I'm going to tell Suzune-sensei that her big sexy boobs distract me in class and that she needs to stop pressing them against the chalkboard, resting them on her desk and rubbing them when she's bored!
just fap to rin already
god damn
>>147496237
>there will never be a game where rash slams senrans by their hair
>>147518182
This is cute
>page 9
okay now stop fapping to rin
>>147520280
I never started.
Are you older than your Senran?
>>147520879
By only a year
>>147520879
>all but 5 senrans are under 18
I'll hope everyones older than their senrans
The really great thing about Rin is how her design is so generic that you can pretty much just look up any doujin with the tag "teacher" or "business suit" and there's like a 99% chance you'll get a doujin with a character that looks exactly like Rin and you can just pretend it's Rin.
>page 9 again
alright seriously stop fucking fapping to Rin
>>147520879
Older than Hikage by two years.
>I cantsh find LOVE! Whatsh wiff men sheze daysh?!
>You don'tsh know whattitsh like being shin...shingle..ALONE!
>...
>...hey handshome, I jush gottan idea, heheheh...
>>147523658
Make me
>>147524121
>>147524434
>tfw same age as Rin
OH NO! You got your senran pregnant! How do you break the news to your parents?!
>>147525064
I don't know what they'd be the worried most. The fact I managed to get a girlfriend, that they're going to be grandparents OR the fact she's 17.
Either way, I'm screwed.
>>147525158
Ruining your senran's ninja life with teen pregnancy!
>>147523658
How can you not like a woman like this?
>>147525368
Senrans turning into ninja mamas!
Your senran wife sneaking around your office while you're at work and the kids are at school!
>>147525727
Mirai went to America, came back with breast implants!
>>147525869
dumping Mirai for ruining her body!
>>147525981
Good morning
>>147525064
I tell them that I plan to stay by her side and ask for their blessing.
>>147525960
Picking up Mirai on the rebound for having a sekushi bodi!
>>147525064
what do you mean, "oh no"?
>>147526062
Meimei more like meme
Seimei more like semen
>>147524121
T-teacher, what are you...I didn't follow you for this!!j
>>147476359
I know im late but when was this colored?
>>147527406
I uploaded it during last thread.
Ryoubi looks like my mother. And has the same temperament.
>>147529161
Your mother is a midget with a huge ass?
>>147529217
Yes. Also same hair color, and the same haircut, except for the ponytails.
>>147529217
5'3" isn't really midget size for a girl.
>>147529528
Yag Fag go to bed.
I want to cum in Yumi's butthole so much until she fills up completely and my baby batter starts spewing out her mouth
>>147530164
You do realize that one hole does not have to connect to the others at some point, right?
>>147530164
Why?
>>147529528
She always looks smaller though, maybe it's the flat chest and napoleon complex
>>147530316
it does eventually, considering what you eat comes out of there. but unless his jizz is like water spewing from a hose its doubtful that it would ever reach that point.
>>147530316
It does though!
>>147487053
Kill La Kill, maybe?
h-hello?
>>147534172
Hoy.
>>147534172
>>147534172
Help me, I'm stuck here.
S-so...which anon...would you um...
Kagura...
>>147509898
The Predator will save the future of SK
>>147534578
>>147534801
So, in the senran verse, the senrans play Anon Kagura.
What's it about? We kill each other in violent ways for having different opinions? Insulting their waifus? Looking at them funny?
>>147535163
>Miraianon has a micro-penis
>Ryoubianon has expanding dong
>>147534801
All of themespecially Yagfag
>>147535163
>What's it about?
Anon Kagura is about anons fighting each other and defeating demons like Digital Devil Saga, but the more popular Anon Versus is where Anons get into wacky situations and wear speedos.
>>147535282
And sometimes they don't wear speedos at all!
>>147535282
Yagfag too stronk pls nerf.
>>147535163
Senrans arguing about their husbands!
>>147535282
>Anon Kagura is about anons fighting each other and defeating demons like Digital Devil Saga
Hindu Cannibalism? i can get behind that.
>and wear speedos
Jesus Christ, no.
I hate showing off my body and i got body hair all over.
Let's try to guess what kind of weapons and fighting styles the namefag have in Anon Kagura.
>>147535624
>i got body hair all over.
You think there are no Senrans into that?
>>147535745
No.
>>147535745
Body hair means High Test.
High Test means High Libido.
High Libido means Fertility
Fertility means lots of kids and a demon in the sack.
>>147536041
Which Senrans are fans of high-test men?
>>147536108
Homura
Yozakura
Asuka
Katsuragi
Yomi
Murakumo
Ryobi
Hanabi
Renka
>>147536351
You forgot one.
>>147536398
I think she likes anything that will beat her.
>>147536351
No Kagura?
Shit.
>>147536496
And who better than a beefy high-test and aggressive man?
>>147536590
thats true. masochists tend to love someone with big hands and a nice, firm grip.
>>147537140
Maybe Ryouna is into harapan
>>147522451
What the fuck is wrong with me?
>read this
>first though for the next page is the teacher and student having a stand fight
I don't even like jojo
>>147534801
Myself
>>147537340
>>147537340
You would do your female self?
You Narcissist.
>>147535163
exactly the same only with men
personally I thought Anon Kagura 2 was better than Anon Versus.
>Anon Kagura
>not Anron Kagura
>>147537468
But not all of us are ripped with muscle or skinny.
>>147537601
I enjoyed Dickamori
>>147537771
How am I supposed to masturbate to a rhythm game...
>>147537456
I know what I'm into.
Hibari only wants to kagura an Anon who has beaten God Hand on hard
>>147538042
Hard mode in God Hand is a shallow challenge that defeats the purpose of the game's flawless dynamic difficulty system and only serves to ruin the game for people that feel the need to play games on the highest difficulty.
It is my belief that the inclusion of a difficulty system in its entirety was a shortsighted decision by the game developers and ultimately a bad decision on their part.
Play and enjoy it on normal.
>>147537202
I bet she's into basically anything.
BEEPBEEPANON IS A GIRL
A GIRL!!
>>147537832
uh....to the beat?
>>147538563
But Hibari, the player has the advantage in the game due to the ability to customize their combos and cancel moves through dodge cancelling! God Hand's design philosophy is "tough but fair", which makes Hard mode for those who have mastered its techniques!
Bona appetit was a mistake.
>>147538876
Boner appetit?
>>147538563
I want to FUCK Hibari.
>>147538971
Yee
>>147538973
she really is too cute for her own good
>>147538876
Bona Appetit? Lemme guess.
Anons who are winning get hard as diamonds boners that can cut through steel?
And Anons who are losing start to sweat profusely and spill spaghetti out of their pockets?
>>147539228
I want Hibari to walk in on me having sex with another senran and not understand what we're doing!
>>147539554
Hibari is not stupid!
>>147539554
Hibari isn't a clueless retard like Minori
>>147539614
>>147539716
Yes you are hibbers
>>147539762
Hibari is not an idiot, okay? She's beaten a lot of puzzle games and even beat a few Wizardry games, got it? Just because she's a bad ninja doesn't mean she's retarded, and I'm really insulted you'd say those kind of things about me.
>>147539889
Stop talking about yourself in third person hibber
>>147539951
Delete this post and stop saying bad things about me
>>147540060
Make me! Oh wait you can't! You so fucking useless you cant even use Kagan! Hahahaha!
>>147540193
Suck my dick anon
>>147540467
Hibari's penis?
I want to spread open Minori's tight pussy with my cock and pound her until her thighs are bruised
>>147540874
Ninto's
Or Yagyuu's tentavcle
I want to fuck this reincarnated angel.
friendly reminder that Minori is canonically annoying as fuck and almost nobody likes her
>>147541524
Frienndly reminder that bullyanons are cononically stupid as fuck and NOBODY, not even their senran's like them
Why does Mirai go backwards when I dash with her in the Versus games? She's the only one who does that.
>>147537456
Does it count as masturbation if you fuck a clone of yourself?
Or is it incest?
Would it be gay?
>>147542107
Because she's a ranged character and you're meant to use it to put distance between you and your oponent, but it isn't really useful actually.
>>147542386
I just want my grenade launcher back from the other series.
>>147542376
Ain't gay if a clone of yourself is female.
Dunno about incest. Maybe?
>>147542539
too bad enjoy your shitty musou
>>147542539
You are never, EVER getting those back.
And for the record, Katsu will never fly again.
>>147542628
Why do they got to take out the fun shit? I don't care if they are 2 different series they should try and keep the same moves and add a few if they can. I want my air Ninpo.
>>147542774
>air Ninpo
This. This I am so fucking mad about.
Especially since you can't even use your normal ninpo midair in EV at least. Can't remember how it was in SV
>>147542543
Depends on where the clone comes from.
>>147542774
Who cares what you want, what you want doesn't matter. What the japs want is what matters, and they want a shitty to play Mirai without her grenade launcher since they bought the Versus games more over SK2.
>>147542967
SV had an air nipple too, ev is the only one without as far as I know
>>147542967
The computers can do anything they want in EV and SV. They can Transform in the air, guard in the air, and use THEIR Ninpos in the air.
>>147543185
They only care about the Versus games because it's easier and Yumi is in it. Japan has no taste.
>>147543449
Friendly reminder that Yomi boss in SK2 had to be nerfed because nips are fucking casuals.
>>147543595
And here I thought that Japs were gods of gaming, but I guess those ones are not.
Hope everyone's day is going well!
>>147543785
Ran some stairs 7 times. fell on my 8th.
Today's a good day.
>>147543595
she was too difficult for the first fight in the game
>>147543753
japs are fucking legendary casuals, I really don't understand where that misconception comes from
>>147543785
I'm slowly learning to cook
Someday I'll be a goo wife for my senran
>>147543785
I watched a lot of anime.
Other than that the day was pretty uneventful.
>>147543785
https://youtu.be/8CPlF-IEkXQ
>>147543959
There are some godlike street fighter and StarCraft 2 players, but other than that it's all they really got.
Is 5 inches too small
>>147544475
That's a fair size for a knife blade, I'd say
>>147544475
big in japan
>>147544475
Its too big for Yumi I bet
>>147544475
For what?
World average is 5", American average is 5.5"
>>147544475
Minori's vagina is only 4 inches long!
>>147544475
>inches
what kind of monster has 5 inches instead of normal fingers
>>147544927
>tfw playing SV
>tfw playing Hanzo and Gessan, and then using the cheat to unlock Crimson Squad early
>tfw never playing as disgusting, evil murderers
Feels good.
>>147546141
>Not playing the best route
Shit taste desu
>>147546141
You cheating lame-o. You're missing out on the best team.
>>147546312
>>147546357
I'm glad Miyabi's mom is dead. She didn't have to see the horrible monster her child became.
>>147546525
Her mom would still accept her.
>>147546141
Ryouna is a good girl tho
>>147546357
>>147546312
Haven't seen this much shit taste in a while.
>>147546525
>>147546707
Samefag is upset that their waifu got bodied by best school
>>147546663
Ryouna murderedYozakurain cold blood. She's among the worst.
>>147546951
Who the shit gives a fuck about coconut head
>>147546940
>I'll call him samefag, that'll show him!
>>147547108
>Samefag is upset for getting called out
>>147546940
Not same fag, also the route is just poorly written in general. Between Crimson Homura, Daidoji, and Kiriya, there is literally no way that new hebi could have won if the writers had bothered to remember them.
New Hebi has:
>the worst leader
>shittiest waifubait
>a lesbian
>Mirai 2: Electric Boogaloo
>Filthy fucking slut
What's your reason to like them?
>>147546141
Btw, Crimson were OK in that route, right? Mirai continued her novel and answered Murasaki. All hebijos could fight mere Haruka's purrets.
>>147546951
She did regret it.
>>147546940
Sorry anon, maybe you should go take your meds now.
>>147547261
>What's your reason to like them?
>Filthy fucking slut
Well there's your answer
>>147547214
Pretty sure the rules were that the elite classes were to fight and the losers would have their school burned down.
Also
>Crimson homu
>Beating Miyabi
I'm sorry your waifu was killed anon.
>>147547661
Give me one reason why Miyabi could beat probably the strongest shinobi so far.
>>147547841
Because she did.
>>147546357
I just noticed that Murasaki has an easy access cooch zipper on her costume in this picture
>come back to salt that Hebijo killed other girls
Did I just time travel back?
>>147548323
Yes.
>>147548323
We ran out of salt inhibitors. Requesting some more.
>>147548506
Do I have to go undo historic tragedies now?
Cause I'd rather time travel and go talk with Takaki
Tell him to make Uppers all girls
>>147543959
I noticed that in Splatoon too. The Japanese players always, ALWAYS use the dynamo or the E-liter. Literally nothing else.
>>147548864
No, there's nothing you can do about it.
>>147548894
I found that in Mario Maker, Japanese maps are usually lowest tier shit.
>>147549032
shit, why did I say maps? They're levels. LEVELS!
>>147549160
Because you're dumb.
>>147549032
That so? I should look some up some time.
This is the first time I've used this.
>>147547661
The route was still pretty badly written, or at least the ending is.
>lets all be a bunch of fucking retards and kill each other because muh revenge
>oops all dead except for Miyabi and forehead
>lol jk everybody lives
>no consequences
I want to make Yumi ahegao!
>>147549773
>>147547261
Miyabi is a good leader, having to put up with the rest of her team.
>>147550258
She only need to put up with her own helplessness and Imu.
>>147550118
sorry
>>147549635
Yeah the ending, at least the lol Ryoubi, Murasaki and Ryouna didn't die shit, was kind of silly. Outside of that everything was well up to the rest of the writing in the game
>>147550557
>>147550756
Don't feel bad Imu. You're Miyabi's beet friend for a reason.
My MOOrasaki daki finally came in.Now I just need to hide it from my parents.
I want a true neutral school with a cowboy leader!
friendly reminder that Imu and Miyabi are more than best friends and very close!
>>147551739
Because Miyabi doesn't want to have 0 friends?
>>147551761
a rare sighting of a post that has "came in" and a senrans name in it while not being lewd at all.
>>147524434
Whoa.
Whoa guys, whoa.
Did anyone notice that Rin is the hottest girl in the series? Just wondering
>Hebijo in SV
Miyabi is "muh-pride" edgelord
Murasaki is a pathetic, almost suicidal, Hikikomori
Imu is a complete turbolez Miyabi fan-girl who's a bitch to everyone else
The Ryo sisters are almost one dimensional with their assigned personalities apart from their motivation for avenging their sister which Rin reveals is fucking dumb but they do it anyway
>Hebijo in EV
Miyabi is struggling to keep her team together while also pining for her lost mother
Murasaki is trying to show her good side in front of her sister and is less moody in general
Imu is finally willing to stand up to Miyabi if she disagrees with how she's acting
Ryoubi is having issues over being able to reunite with Ryouki due to leaving on bad terms
Ryouna is trying to reconcile Ryoubi over her issues with Ryouki while enjoying her own reuniting with Ryouki
Literally anyone complaining about Hebijo is just exposing themselves as a secondary who's only played SV
>>147551761
Congrats!
Good luck with that!
>>147551761
Do you already have a pillow stuffing? Because it's easier to hide a folded cover than a whole body pillow.
>>147551761
You got to be kidding me.
>>147552932
Yeah it's just the cover right now, but I have a few ideas of spots I could hide it in.
>>147552139
>>147553521
Why did you think it was a good idea to get that while still living with your parents?
>these Miss Shinobi entries
>>147553679
My boner overtook my brain
>>147553615http://exhentai.org/s/d3571794b7/858147-11
>>147553754
Ikaruga is a fucking queen.
>>147553754
What's it even about this time?
>>147553809
What would your parents say if they found it?
>>147552367
Yes she is. RIn is so sexy!So is dai!
>>147554096
My dad would pretend he didn't see it and my mom would probably laugh it off, but I'd rather let them think that I do still have a shred of human decency.
Good morning boobs
>>147553972
Senrans born in July
>>147554749
Good day to you too
>>147549490
>>147549654
so EV lets you pose entire groups in settings?
>>147549654
>>147549490
>cowtits Ryoubi
out GET OUT
>>147554964
> cowtits ryoubi
Patrician taste post more!
>>147555107
>>147554908
Yes it does.
>>147555219
Yummy yummy!
>>147555219
FAKE!
>>147553867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FgvlECTzgY
>>147551761
>want to get a Shiki daki and oppai mousepad
>physically disabled so can't live alone
>parents have to help with tasks like making bedding (making your bed in a wheelchair on on cripplesticks is pretty difficult)
I don't think I could hide it. My parents are disappointed enough at me and them having the reality of "he'll never meet a nice girl and get married so he has to masturbate to imaginary girls" thrown in their face like that would just be too much even though they already know it's true
>>147555345
People like them fake.
>>147555238
that's neat, It's one of the few games I'd even get on a PS4, but there's just not enough games for PS4 currently out for me to buy one so.. I guess I'll wait longer, maybe it'll come out for PC.
>>147555365
Her animal is a phoenix after all
>>147555379
damn nice
why aren't these posted....like, ever?
>>147555584
They are magic and they are fantastic!
Horey shit, new snek set just slithered onto sankaku
>>147555676
I suppose I should also mention that EV on the PS4 allows for five characters in one shot while the Vita only allows for three characters.
>>147555107
I love Ryoubi's cowtits.
>>147555994
They look so fun to play with.
>>147556254
Not as fun as these.
>>147555883
>>147556396
wow, squishy
>>147556396
Oh yes those look very soft and fun!
>>147556396
>You will never play with mama Haruka's tits
>>147555883
somebody drew this and said "yep, that's a mighty fine lookin' hikage!"
>>147556634
this is cute, sexy and weird all at once.
senrans did it again!
>>147556396
Those don't even compare to THESE
>>147557017
What's fun about playing with a wash board
>>147557017
>>147556997
How am I just now seeing the :3 mouth right above the chocolate bar?
Does Ryouna have a cleft lip or something?
How does she always do that mouth thin?
All ass and barely tits.
Any of you picked up the musou RWBY game that came out today? How is it?
>>147557393
I dunno. you tell me.
>>147557321
Isn't it great?
>>147556650
For raw sex appeal, you really can't beat Ninja Yuuka
Goddamn it, all that doggoposting means less Hikage. Was going to post this
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5403324
>>147557393
I enjoyed the show and I was interested till they changed the character models to something that doesn't look like the show. The whole appeal was playing what looked like episodes of the show.
>>147557338
I don't trust that spoon after seeing the Haruka bag on the ground.
>>147556650
>>147555883
That looks more like Yuuka from 2hu.
Image limit game time?
>>147558127
sure.
Which Touhou would you play Senran Kagura with?
>>147557826
Just lay still and let the nurse do her work Anon.
>>147558663
touhou a crap
>>147558663
None of them because I don't care about Touhou.
>>147558663
Patchouli
I've got one
Your senran becomes real, exceptshe's now a 5 year old version of herself under your care. As she considers you a father figure, she will never have romantic or sexual feelings for you.
y/n
>>147558663
All my touhou knowledge I've gained from the doujins I've seen over the years, so whoever the maid is with short white hair.
>>147559095
y
>>147559095
Being a parent would be a nightmare in 2016, this world is fucking insane
>>147559095
>As she considers you a father figure, she will never have romantic or sexual feelings for you
she'll still call me daddy.
Rin NEEDS to give me a footjob
>>147559095
I can still hug her. So sure.
>>147559412
What will happen if she doesn't?
Does anyone else ever get a big class a milk and drink it pretending it's your senran's breast milk?
>>147559486
I'll have to cum on her rivals feet
>>147559523
Glad I'm not the only one
THE MIGHT BOOB GOD IN THE SKY HAS COME TO YOU AND OFFERED YOU A DEAL
THEY WILL TELEPORT YOU TO THE SENRAN KAGURA UNIVERSE WITH A RANDOM POWER FROM HERE
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
The catch is you're only to become aVILLAIN
Tell me what happens and what you doAnd don't cheat by constantly clicking random till you find the power you want, you shit you
>>147559095
No because of this >>147559303
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Shield_Penetration
Shit man, I can already do this, thanks to years of crushing leftists and their weak arguments on the internet.
Your SENRAN in a CHOIR.
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Assignment
AND WITH THIS, I SHALL RID THE WORLD OF INFESTATION.
YUMI WILL NEVER BE THE LEAD
I SHALL GIVE HER FAME TOI dunno. Fucking Kanzaki or something
>>147559095
Yes, I'll just abandon her one day, which in turn she'll develop daddy issues later on.
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Adaptation
Sounds awesome. But if I still need to take a hit first, I have to hope they don't go for the killing blow immediately.
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Silk_Manipulation
I'm evil spider man, here to rip up your senran's nice silk dress
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Attacks
This is fucking stupid. I guess I'll just go make Yumi my bitch or something.
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wish_Embodiment
This is Bon Appetit all over again.
I guess I'll organize a fighting tournament instead and rig some matches for world domination.
Or just go full monkey's paw or Kyubey.
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrocommunication?useskin=oasis
Super ninja awareness .
I'll have to hire a bunch of minions or something because I still won't be able to fight
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Attacks
Can I kill Mirai now?
Someone spike Dai's meat with spoilage bacteria so we get the next thread quicker
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reforming
So I'll be about as unkillable as Dogen.
Who's this fag talking about my senran?
https://twitter.com/Zahxi/status/749982949290995712
>>147561498
Make a fake twitter and send him death threats.
>>147561498
>It's a Takaki retweets western cringe or shitty western fanart episode.
Hate when he does that.
>>147561236
I'm fine with our current pace. It gives me time to do more cleaning without missing anything.
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment
Anon's smile and optimism: Gone forever
>>147561236
Please do not poison the OP man
>>147562329
AHAHAHA OH WOW
Now we need to get all our Super Anons together and form a Masters of Evil kinda thing
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Implosion_%26_Explosion
Implosion and Explosion?
How would this help me win Kagura? Blow yoma up?
Perhaps i could use this to destroy the White House for shits and giggles.
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Force-Field_Generation
So basically I can defend myself but not much else.
I guess my villainous ways are groping the oppai of Gessen academy students, and then getting away with it because they can't break through my shield.
>>147562329
>anon tires to be a villain
>Fails horribly and saves the day every time instead
>because of his accidental great humanitarian contributions his least favourite senran warms up to him.
>somehow anon has managed to be miserable even in the senranverse.
>The greatest hero of all time, but never able to be a success.
>The villain who saved the world.
>This is anon's fate;-;
>>147563074
Anon...had a hard life
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_Embodiment
The only way to defeat me will be to give me my waifu.
>>147560940
HAIL 2 U
>>147563319
Looks like you also have the benefit of being voiced by Liam O'Brien
>>147563034
Maybe you can put the force field around them and push them down a ravine.
>>147563464
I totally forget Judgement was a thing.
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Creation?useskin=oasis
Oh my this should be interesting. Creating some powerful deities to assist in crushing any resistance to me. I could be an interesting villain... or be an anti hero.
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tarot_Mimicry
I guess I can do a lot of shit
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tortoise_Physiology
I would become a ninja turtle. Maybe I would hang out with Murasaki and eat pizza all day.
>>147565101
You're a mook that easily gets killed by all the Senrans?
>>147564980
What are you gonna do? Social link all the senrans?
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Legendary_Form
MY POWER IS BUILDING!
OVERFLOWING!
D-DAIDOUJIIIII!
I love butts almost as much as I love boobs
>>147559761
I am partially all powerful. I just need light all the time.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Empowerment
PAIZURI
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Manipulation
I make a harem?
>>147565223
Yup. Become as strong as I can with that then I guess from there it's betrayal time.
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Manipulation
Creating youmas from nothing? Destroying youmas on sight? That would be pretty kagura-verse-ish.
>>147565598
The true ending persona 4 deserved.
I hate butts almost as much as I hate boobs
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knowledge_Absorption
I'm can read minds, I guess.
>>147559761
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Garbage_Manipulation
Well, shit. At least I'll be able to manipulate Yumi
>>147565720
It would hurt going through all the motions though. Getting close to all the senrans knowing you're going to probably kill them? It's pretty fucked up.
>>147565954
Yes but in this universe you're evil so it doesn't matter.
>>147559523
My fellow