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Dad edition.

>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7 (embed)

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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1st for cowboy
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ask one of the worst players in the world anything
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>>147450006
Which gold weapon are you going to get first?
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>>147454634
i have like 8 points
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Best tank for carrying solo ranked?
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>>147456663
lucio
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How do we fix Mcree?
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WHY IS EVERY SPAWN POINT SO CLOSE TO THE FINAL POINT

A MILLION FUCKING TIMES WE SHOULD HAVE WON VOLSKAYA BUT THE SPAWN POINT IS LITERALLY

>LITERALLY
>5 METERS AWAY FROM THE POINT
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>>147456663

Best Tank for carry? If your team is decent = Zarya

If you really really really need to do everything yourself = Roadhog
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>>147458627

Make his M1 do more damage perhaps. Or increase his movement speed.
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>leave game where team got rolled defending volskaya and i had gold gold silver gold
>drops me right back in when i quickplay again

fuck off blizzard, fix your cocksucking shit.
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Which hero deserves to be in the next animated short?
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Blizzard needs to just remove their worthless matchmaker and forced 50 bullshit entirely. It's making 9/10 games into stomps, and that's no fucking fun even if you're on the winning side. Give me random chance at this point.
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>>147455906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNHfvvRJTig

it gets harder at sub 20, since people are really bad. if you want to group up then we can do it together
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>competitive
>2 people leave in the first round
>YOU CAN LEAVE WITHOUT A PENALTY BUT WITH A LOSS
>4vs6 the rest of the match
>we still lose
so what purpose had staying?
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How to win as genji
> be sure enemy is in slash range
> throw ninja stars once
> block their attack and immediately follow up with slash
> ninja stars in the back
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>>147459392
none at all

welcome to blizzard
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>>147459250
Sombré
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>>147459392
Embarrass their 2 weakest players into quitting as well. Your only chance.
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>>147459440

How to win genji

>start spamming at genji as junkrat
>genji uses deflect
>stop shooting
>while he is standing there deflecting throw a trap and mine in front of him
>while he is figuring out what to do his deflect stops and you shoot him

Works every time.
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>>147450006
What heroes do you usually use and see others using the most?
>>147458627
Longer, cancellable roll. More M1 damage.
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>>147450006
>>147459368
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>>147460841
>cancellable roll
Wanna demonstrate how you cancel a roll, anon?
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>>147461078

fall flat on your ass or stomach probably
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>>147461052
>>147450006
When do I get these?
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>52% of the population is now below rank 50

How does this happen /owg/?
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So guys I just got an MLG pro esports gamer mouse. My previous one was pic related.

What the fuck is all of this DPI and Report rate bullshit? Should I just leave it all on default? I'm so confused.
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>>147448283
Post your Dva pictures here
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>>147448283
What in this game pisses you off more than anything?

For me its a tie between these two all too familiar scenarios

>Enemy has a Widow/Bastion thats shitting on our team almost single handedly
>We have 2-3 people who can easily deal with that one person but they somehow manage to fail at doing so
>I cant switch because Im the only tank

Or

>Playing Mercy
>People actually let enemies walk right by them (as in not flanking) so they can kill me
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>only win games playing as Soldier 76 or Bastion
Are those actually the ones that you're only supposed to play if you suck or something?
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>>147461509
LE EBIN LEAVERS

also shit like your team completely ignoring the enemy reaper so he can shove his shotguns directly into your asshole while you play mercy and then q your idiot allies.
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>Win Illios
>Only get a 10th of a level again

What is this meme? Is it because the other team had a leaver?
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movin wid da bayload :-DDDDDddddd
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ROLLAN
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>>147461597
>Level 30-something Hanzo on attack

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>147461661
Yes, if anyone in the game leaves there's a high chance you get fuck all rank up.
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>>147459250
I want a Pharah one already
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>>147459250
__Mei__
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>>147458627
stun grenade instantly kills 200 or less HP characters. Damage to everyone else is the same.
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What's the best Mercy skin?
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Can anyone here actually drink Mountain Dew? It gives me the shits like crazy.
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>>147461590
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>>147461813
No
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>>147461715
ye kay
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>>147461739
You know, I'd make a good Junkrat cosplay. I'm blond enough

But ama 5'11" Manlet
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Why don't people play Widowmaker to counter Pharah instead of using Soldier 76?
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GET BEHIND THE RECTANGLE YOU FUCKING RETARDS
IF IT WERE FOR JUST ME, IT WOULDN'T BE SO BIG
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>>147461739
that fucking McCree LUL
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Any good intentionally bad cosplay pics yet?
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>>147459250
Junk and/or Hog
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>>147461715
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>>147460472
do you think that weebs and waifufags like innocent virgins because it makes them feel better about their own personal lack of sexual experience?
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>>147461715
I'm going to try again.

>>147461717
Three Hanzos on attack, all controlled by sub-20 players.
In the same group.
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>>147461835
Last time I drank it is got itchy.
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>>147461509
Because the score system makes it statistically likely that you will lose more score than you gain?
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>>147461872
probably because he's more versatile and self sustaining
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>>147461739
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>>147461872
soldier is good even if they don't have a pharah
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Who would you cosplay as, /owg/?
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>>147461715
Rolling for anything but Zarya
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>>147461869
>he's 6'5"

I had no idea Junkrat was so tall
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>>147461715
rollan
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>>147461872
because being (usually) dead weight outside of killing a pharah isn't good
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I made it boys
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>>147461915
my sides
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>>147461715
>Doubles
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>>147461813
man you really hate tracer dont you
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>>147461872
Sniping Pharah as Widow is one of the few instances when playing Widowmaker that you actually have to aim so most people cant do it

This is assuming the Pharah doesnt just hover in midair and not move
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>>147461831
It will always be
C and the OBALT

>>147461953
>Fuck we need better team comp
>Player CANCER has switched to Widowmaker

It's like going from cancer to AIDS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>147461953
>Blizzard will never sell this skin again
dang
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Is this placement number any good? I don't know what most people are at.
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>>147461715
>doubles
>triples
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>tank doesn't contest point
>we lose the game
>everyone shits on him
>"I would've died if I went in"
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>>147461715
Any but Zarya really
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New D.Va stuff

http://webmshare.com/play/Aan6P

Enjoy
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>>147461917
I see that Dad is lusting after his daughter. Magnifique.

>>147461872
Because there's more pressure in competitive to actually aim when using Widowmaker. With Soldier, there's considerably less focus on you, in the sense that people just plum don't care about your performance unless there's someone who needs to be countered on the enemy team.
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>>147459368
wow this guy is a really bad player

even though he's trying to lose you can still see tons of opportunities where he plays like shit and doesn't know what to do or when to do it
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>>147462039
Is this what you're getting rewarded for a win now?

I literally lost 5 levels because of this insane shit, and now it will take me literally the entire season to get back up to where I was.

Wow Blizz. Thanks a lot.
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When is this fucking game going to let you put on some filters when you queue regarding stuff like game mode and maps?

I am really fuckign tired of playing control point maps

I don't want to play Volskaya or Anubis ever fucking again
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>>147462027
>D.va
NOICE
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>>147461897
>and/or
definitelly 'and'
those two simply HAVE to go together
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>>147461739
I'd like that skin for Reaper.

>>147462065
You can buy it easily on ebay or something.

It's a meh skin anyway
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Remember, you let this happen
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>>147461715
aie
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>>147462015
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>>147462146
lmao yep. Shits rough once you get past Rank 62.

Currently sitting on a 65% win rate
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>>147461715

BASTION
A
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T
I
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>>147462079
Yes, you know it's good or you wouldn't have posted it, anything above 65 is top 2% according to the stat tracking websites (which obviously don't house every player)
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>>147461831
I like all of them desu. Valkyrie is probably the best but if you're a poorfag cant go wrong with amber.
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>>147461915
>"Finally,after all these years of ninja training,I have perfected the secret ninja art of the GUN"
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>level up
>open box
>mei skin
>level up again
>open box
>mei skin
>level up yet again
>open box
>mei skin
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>>147462079
below 40 = shitter
40-50 = avg af
60+ = gud
70+ = pretty gud
80+ = MLG
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>>147459250
source?
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>>147461590
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I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
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>>147462164
Hey they could "show" what Junk found, that was before roadhog

>>147462015
I'm not skinny enough for junk. I'm 6'1" but I'm like 180 or something.
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soldiers gun is the most blatantly overpowered gun in the entire game

not only that but its existence nullifies mccree
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>ywn softly kiss her
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>tfw being carried by my team all day
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>>147459368
my secret is to take an essential role that everyone will rely on heavily and play it like shit.

to really guarantee the loss at the lower levels, you actually have to manipulate the enemy team into playing better. at those levels, enemy teams are so unintentionally shitty that you can win on accident if you aren't careful.
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>>147461872
Because I fucking suck at aiming and would rather just spray at her
Also
>choosing deadweight heroes
>over 76
Blegh
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>>147462015
A brown version of pathboar.

So basically Maoi or Toa Pathboar.
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>>147462176
The gremlin DVa meme has gone too far.
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wheres all this good cosplay comes from?
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>>147462065
i have an unredeemed code for it
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>>147461715
roll
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>>147462319
Speak for yourself
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>>147462283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMhkj8d5CSc
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>>147461052
Hey, it's the Mei troll from before. No seriously, what's your secret? I'm trying.
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>>147462283
https://youtu.be/qMhkj8d5CSc
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>>147462435
>Tracer disappears out of existence.
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Pitch vague ideas for new heroes.

I want a Constantine/Shadowrun-esque mage running around in a duster who plays like someone out of Lichdom: Battlemage.
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>>147462257
>>"Finally,after all these years of ninja training,I have perfected the secret ninja art of the GUN"
This is the saltiest I have ever been at an anime ever holy fuck fuck you you dickbag.
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>>147462176
Doritos and Mountain Dew are having a field day
where's this from?
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not a single round or push ive played in the last 3 hours has gone past 2 minutes

is overwatch really so dead that it must pit people of such widely varying skill levels together
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>>147462176
>so many gamur grillz looking for attention
I would enter their MEKA, senpai.
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>>147462314
How about you get good.
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>>147461715
r-r-r-roll!
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>>147462491
Did you not understand why he had guns or something, it was pretty well explained and vital to part of the story.
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>>147461715
ROLLAN FOR EARLY DERAIL
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>>147462520
it prioritises quick queues over quality matchmaking.
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>>147462176
>this bitch who LITERALLY just wore her own clothes and bought a bag of doritos and a mtn dew
I am MOLTEN with rage
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>Mei's warm, soft body
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>>147462015
Lucio, I don't have dreads though
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>>147462435
>Tracer takes off her thing
>Falls back into the time stream
>Meanwhile Monkey is in the back letting it happen
top wew
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>>147461052
>>147462454
Would you like to duo?
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>>147462257
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>>147462635
Stop it. You're making me lonelier.
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>>147462494
Anime Expo
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tfw didnt fall for the collectors edition

>clown s76
>nigger reaper
>dirty bastion
>muddy pharah

tracer skin not too bad
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>his favorite character isn't 76
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>Tfw encountered the first aimbotter I've seen in OW today
>Rank 65 or so lvl 29, obviously a carry account because they were queued with a stack
>They still had trash game sense, absolutely rekt them and their team

It was so blatant too. I'm someone who is suspicious about stuff like the Surefour accusation but this was 100% the most ridiculously obvious aimbot I've seen. I know the mentality behind banning in waves but it should be more often.
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>>147461715

Rolling.
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Damn
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>>147462435
>tracer without her life support
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>>147462635
She's actuallty asking "Do you really think I'm fat?" in that picture.
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>>147462726
>young daddy 76
>clown

???
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>>147459368
>>147462454
add me: Maebbie#21177

it is a bit hard to control the flow of your allies
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>>147462606
No I'm completely aware as to why he had a gun.

Still doesn't stop me from being upset over it.

>>147462726
Dirt bastion is the best skin right now
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>>147462412
I'll give you $4 for it
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>>147462634
Nuh uh you don't get it that's Casual D.VA Cosplay :^)
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>>147462065
Just buy a code for it online
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>>147462793
Insecure Mei is best Mei.
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>>147462435
more like this
I love casual overwatch
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>>147462176
I'm glad I let this happen.
My dick.
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Best girlfriend, wife and mother
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>>147462667
>>147462829
>>147462454
i am mostly on eu, but will check na too
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>>147462648
>implying it wasnt part of his plan
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>>147462065
They did a giveaway recently on some key shop. That's how I got mine.
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>>147462835
No need. What's your bnet, I'll send it to you
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>>147461715
Roll
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>>147462726
Strike Commander Morrison is literally the best skin in the game though.
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>>147462967
and personnal doctor
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>>147462472
thanks anon.

i'm not sure i actually wanted to watch that now.
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why does blizzard want me to lose
>climb from 46-54
>losing straight back to 49

just had an attack hanzo who refused to switch

why do you want me to lose blizzard
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>>147462290
I don't think Dominatrix fucking is part of the squire's job description, nor does pharah need a squire in the first place
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>>147462967
>tfw you got her clapping emote from a crate
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>>147462946
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>>147462480
>>147462648
>>147462774
You guys do know winston makes rooms with time stabilization technology so Tracer can live right?
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>>147462967
>when your healslut plays mercy whenever you play reinhardt
>when she tells you that she loves it when daddy squeezes her in his big, manly arms
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>every game is a variation of S76-Pharah-Mercy-Lucio-Roadhog-Zarya-Winston-Rein

What an exciting and fun game to play, definitely esports material.
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>>147463025
Thanks man. Dumdav#2427
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>>147462793
>ywn grab Mei's fat, call her a little piggy and oink at her
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>>147462727
It isn't but I'm glad Soldier 76 is a staple of competitive and hope he always is
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>Literal 1v6ing as Reinhardt
>Still losing because 2 guys may as well be afk with how much they're lagging and 2 of the absolute worst tracers I've ever seen

Just fuck my rank up senpai
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>>147463040
Having a doctor wife would be amazing
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>>147462754
Where do you check this? And is 98 your percentile?
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>>147462967
>mom
>implying she's fertile
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>>147462435
How does Tracer bathe?
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Hold up

Let's say your rank 70 and you play with 5 other people with really low ranks like 20 or below.

Do you still face the teams average rating and if you win can your rating go up as the same when you play with people in your rank range?
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Why can't I choose the modes I want to play in QP?

I don't fucking want to play your KOTH meme, Blizzard. It's horrendously balanced, a fucking retarded cheeseparty with awful gameplay. Give me the regular maps instead for fucks sake.
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>>147463267
of course not, you will get peanuts and lose several levels
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>>147463208
Even if your teammates are shit how are you justifying losing a 1v1?
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>>147448283
I keep getting random crash while playing, games freezes than it closes itself. Temp is fine, what could the problem be?
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>>147462226
>Tfw it's an absolute breeze playing with a stack late night on AU cos 5% of the time you'll be against a pro stack and 95% of the time you are in a totally unfair stompfest that favours you because the enemy is either all solo or way lower rank
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>>147463194
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Is Mercy's hitbox particularly small or why does it feel like she's incredibly difficult to hit with a shotgun?
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>>147463258
My headcanon is that she's got the same tech that's in her chestpiece installed into the walls of her living space
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One of the few great Phara fan pieces I've seen
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>>147462967
> ywn never hold her soft pregnant belly while sodomizing her tenderly
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>>147463113
I don't think I've really seen that emote
Is it just her clapping normally
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>>147463134
Really? Where does it say that?
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>>147461872
because they were going to play dad 76 anyways
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>>147463289
>KOTH is unbalanced
>When both sides of the map are identical
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>Winston

More like Wins-a-ton

Even a shitty monkey can be credit to team a chance because of how good he is at contesting
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>>147463289
the maps are mostly mirrored, how could they be imbalanced
retard
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>>147463194
>Mei will never defend herself by saying that at least she'll never be cold
>ywn cuddle up next to her to make sure she's never cold again
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>>147463363
Pretty sure that's actual canon
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>>147463319
Your connection cant handle how much of a massive faggot you are for playing the easiest character in the game (Roadhog)
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>>147463336
Yes it's tiny
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what happens when two reinhardts ram into each other
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>>147463293
????????


You might wanna reread the post there bud

The 50s feel like a legitimate roll of the dice of which team has the most shitters and who gets defense of Sudden Death and it's fucking lame
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>>147462480
>>147462648
>Winston isn't smart enough to have equipped certain rooms with a field that mimics her accelerator.
>He's a fucking scientist
How else would she change or shower? Step up senpais
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>>147463441
>>147463432
>balance is exclusively map-based

You guys can't be this retarded.
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>>147463489
They're both stunned where they collided.
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>>147461715
rollin
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>>147459250
I could watch that clip on repeat for days
mfw the author said he's considering making and extended version of it
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>>147463292
Yeah except 2 70+ can easily carry in a 50s game
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>>147463489
there's a sudden death coin flipped and the one who gets blue wins x-DDDDDD

>>147463525
the fuck else could it be based just switch team comps if you're getting countered
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>>147461597
when retards on my team play genji tracer and reaper and decide to run around looking for solo picks, constantly run in and die, and refuse to play the objective
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>>147463394
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>>147463523
>How else would she change or shower?
By just not taking it off? I'm assuming the damn thing is water proof.
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>>147463405
> use this superior version next time
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>>147463248

Masteroverwatch and I believe so
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>>147462726
actually the s76 and tracer ones are really good

the rest is terrible especially the reaper one
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>leaver on team
>win
>get jack shit
Fix your game blizzard
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>>147463489
both fall
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>>147463525
>Everyone has the same choice of characters in the game mode with both identical sides of the map
>It's unbalanced
How could something so equal be unbalanced, instead of vague-posting like a prick why don't you actually give reasons you fucking monkey.
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>>147463249
Why wouldnt she be?
>>147463392
Best Mercy anal is pregnant Mercy anal while cuddling
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>>147463398
She claps while hovering in mid air looking all cute and happy. That's it.
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>>147463394
Is there a SINGLE Mei cosplay of her actual outfit?
/owg/ autists I challenge you to find this.
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>>147463489
They both fall over for like half a second but then get back up.

I don't remember if damage happens.
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So is there any chance we are going to get some Competitive Points at the end of the season for Games Played or do I really have to grind out 300wins?
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>>147463673
blizzard are highly incompetent retards
I should have known after wow
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>>147463258
carefully
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>>147461715

I imagine 2 years from now, this will be the only form of discussion in these threads.
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> reminder there's no happy end
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>>147463703
Ah, thanks. Do people use it often?
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>>147463719
Most conventions are held during the summer. Not many people want to walk around in a winter coat when it's hot out.
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Are these cosplay pics coming from the current Anime Expo?
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>killing an ult Genji with your no skill concussion mine

This feels so good.
It is also obvious people are not used to fight GarbageGerbil.
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>>147463720
It does, I've died to it before.

You also both get knocked down if you charge and make contact as his Ult hits the ground
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> defenders pic offensive characters like genji and tracer leaving nobody to defend the objective
> attackers pick slow characters like Mei and junk rat even worse hanzo and widow maker and be nowhere near the objective or help push

> attackers sit and defend choke points never pushing up
> defenders rushing past choke points and trying to attack spawnpoint

Are people playing this game mentally retarded in this game

Also character cap when why in the fuck do people think picking 6 of the same character is funny or effective in any way but when shit like this exists in the weekly brawl nobody is interested in touching that shit
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>>147463736
I hope it's some combination of games played +rank instead of just straight rank or rank*2 or something

If I tried my ass off I could probably get a decent rank but I really don't want to put myself through caring so much about this when I'll just meet tons of people who won't
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>>147463736
at the end of a season you get a bonus, or so they say, and the points dont go away, you keep them
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>Tracer here
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>>147463134
>>147463405
I honestly want to know where because I love reading the official lore for this game
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>>147463653
This is like thinking Melee is balanced because both players have access to the same characters.

KOTH is imbalanced because the good heroes are extremely clearcut and differentiated from the bad heroes. KOTH teamcomps are cookiecutter as fuck and the rest of heroes are mostly useless.
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HERE COMES THE ANIME EXPO OVERWATCH GATHERING DUMP
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>>147463794
DELET THIS
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>>147461570
watch any guide on improving aim on jewtube, they explain that kind of shit
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>>147463451
I dont even play him you fucking double nigger
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>Competitive
>entire has match is completely even
>score is keeps getting tied
>tfw it all gets decided by a coin toss
>tfw your team gets defence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUjWlx3xhbk
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>>147463665
She's so perfect from my point of view
> I love blonde women
> I have a big crush for blue eyes
> All the angelic part really talks to me

She's probably a warm and tender person to live with.
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>>147463884
>>147463886
Good because I really want golden hammer
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>>147463867
>attackers pick slow characters like Mei and junk rat
Run speed is universal outside of tracer who's slightly faster.

Junk's usually good
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>>147463930
>Jessie Fawkes cosplay
>Actually a qt
Love it
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>>147463405
He built a room so she wouldn't disappear while he made the accelerator. Pretty much he made a larger accelerator then perfected it so it is compact and small. I believe it says that in her lore
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i love tracer but goddamn, this shit happens twice a game
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can you avoid some running noise by simply jumping?
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Guys, I've had a real craving for one of those mall cookies all day, the m&m one. Wat do I do?
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>hero stacking is STILL a thing

Is Blizzard just 100% braindead or something?
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>>147463930
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>>147461715
Rolling
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>>147463930
cute
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>>147461078
you stop sooner.

I think he just needs a TAD more movespeed and a slight lightening on the nerf. (48-50 damage instead of 45).
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>>147463961
>he can't win on sudden death defense
Dude, just go Rein Bastion Mercy, and any combination of Junkrats, Meis, or Torbs.

My favorite has to be two Mei's constantly keeping an icewall up on the main gate of whatever you're defending, while Junk spams nades down alternate routes.
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>>147464052
Good. You fucking deserve it you fucking cancerous piece of shit.
>>
>>147462947

1 out of every 27 D.va cosplays will be hot as fuck, this is the decree.
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>>147463589
Doesn't matter if it's waterproof with the way it sits it'd make everything far more difficult than necessary. Like I said to the other guy, he built a room first so she wouldn't disappear, then perfected the technology so she could wear it and have a semi normal life.
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Mercy is evil. We're not getting the whole story here.
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>>147464094
>t. Tracer who doesn't want his OP shit nerfed
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>>147464043
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
Thanks bby
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>>147464105
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Are competitive points ever gonna be used for anything other than golden guns?
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>>147448283
>Dorado defense
>Playing man of contesting points
>Contest point for an eternity
>have a reaper that whenever he dies he spams thanks like it's our fault he can't aim
>eventually die
>cart gets pushed to first point
>nobody contests because the allergy to the point has spread to my team
>they make it all the way to third
>Reaper and half my team leaves
>Gold for objective time and healing
>ME UNGA
>TEAM BUNGA
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Why, Blizz?
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>>147463854
Yeah, that's why.
Not because it takes actual effort to pull off and women want to get away with the least effort to attention as possible.
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>>147464243
She's not evil, she just likes progress
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there use to be a link to a download for overwatch porn in the copy pasta OP..

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO IT?!

I need overwatch porn.. PLEASE!
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>>147464262
I hate Tracer. She is one of the reasons hero stacking is cancer.
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>>147464304
aimbot passes

spend 100 competitive points and you get a 1-month license to use cheats in Overwatch, just like professional player EnvyUs.Taimou!
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>>147458627
increase/decrease fall off damage,and bring back some of the damage, not all
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>>147463790

Don't forget to reroll.
>>
Am I the only one utterly bewildered as to what counts as a headshot when playing Widowmaker?

I swear to god I hit people in the head and it either does no damage or registers as a bodyshot. And the times I do hit a headshot, it's like the hitbox is a good head and a half taller than their actual head.

Shit doesn't make sense.
>>
>>147464318
wow you got a whole half an hour on your most played character
>>
I want to marry Mei.
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>>147463852
I dunno
>>147461715
roll
>>
Buying a g900 possibly tomorrow.

Anyone else own one or is everyone here too poor for it?
>>
overbooru when?
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>>147464337
>German mad doctor
>Swiss mad doctor
Why are all the Germanics unempathetic monsters?
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>>147464284
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McCree's Flashbang stun needs to last longer so that he can actually unload FtH on Tracer and Genji.
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>>147463794
>Life isn't a fairytale
>Some of the best books I've read the hero doesn't make it
It sucks but they already said, if I remember correctly, that one of the heros will die and be replaced by a similar hero.
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>Mercy actually whining that people aren't "defending her"

What the fuck is wrong with retards? Use your fly to escape and STFU.
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>>147464413
Why?
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>>147464454
t. beady eyes
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>>147464284
>"sexy" McCree
>lazy concept art Mei in the background
>Pikachu?
Bad
>Not a fatass cosplaying Mei
>Omnic Rights waifu
Cute
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>>147464410
How stupid do you feel right about now.
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>>147464454
>Why are all the Germanics unempathetic monsters
Gee it's not like it's based off of someone or something.
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>>147464436
>buying a g502 with a $90 injection molded case
>both g502 and g900 have the pixart 3366 sensor

no anon, you are the only person stupid enough to pay the idiot tax
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Post your least played

Also
>Be Reinhardt
>Successfully hold hanamura 1st point in competitive
>Pushing into enemy now
>See an opportunity
>Charge and pin the mercy while knocking the enemy reinhardt off the cliff, killing both
>Proceed to wipe team and win

Felt great.
>>
>>147464473
Why show your midriff if you're going to suck in the gut?
>>
>>147464535
trol'd hard idiot
>>
I am so fucking tired of playing CP maps and going into sudden death every single time because attack wins every single time because these maps are FUCKING AWFULLY DESIGNWED
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>>147464410
>not realizing the scroll wheel was at the bottom

Open your goddamn eyes.
>>
>>147464484
god this, its like 1.5 seconds or something
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>>147462364
Good idea.
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>>147464373
Then ask for a Tracer nerf.
Almost all character can't be stacked. Only the broken ones can.
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>>147464284
Whoa there!
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>tfw can't figure out if I should continue fighting or go for med packs as Tracer
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>>147463794
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>>147464531
>implying Anglos aren't the master race
Go back to your mud and shit, forest nigger. Let your betters, that being Anglos, Meds, and Semites, rule the world.
You've already lost twice, I'd hate to see you get your shit pushed in a third time.
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>>147464541
>implying Mengele was even real and not some Jew-invented boogeyman story
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>>147464501
What
It's gonna be D.Va
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>>147464484
tracer is not a problem, you can m1 headshot her

but yeah genji and reaper are kinda iffy for current mccree
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>>147464473
>Bitch wearing a croptop taking front and center over a hardwork Valkyrie cosplay
REEEEE
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>>147463719
there you go >>147464284
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>>147464654
Cunts
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>>147464654
How effortless.
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>ow dying at record speed
>no updates in sight
>not profitable to maintain
>bound to lose support by a year at most
please buy loot boxes guys this game is all i have
>>
>>147461715

oh wew
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>>147464501
Its Reinhardt, he will be replaced by his squire girl.
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>>147464560
Tracer would be there too but my friend wanted to try playing her for like an hour.

He was so awful it was kind of funny.
>>
>>147464541
>implying Mengele isn't representative of all Germanic whoresons
>>
>>147464631
The answer is always med packs. She's best a poking enemies and then retreating. The only enemies you should be chasing after with the intent to kill are low health enemies like supports, snipers, etc.
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>>147464501
source on the death of a hero?
>yfw it'll be soldier
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H-how am I doing, /owg/?

Ignore that Windowlicker. I played her for all of 8 minutes.
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>>147464413
me too
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>>147464669
he certainly looks incredibly jewish
not german in the slightest
>>
>>147464746
what
sauce on all that shit boyo
>>
>>147458627
Reduce his damage fall-off by a shitload. If you're going to give a character a de-facto Railgun, don't make them worse at mid-longrange combat than 76.
>>
>>147464654
That cellulite
>>
>>147464746
They're counting the money, give it a minute.
>>
>>147464746
>wanting scumbag cheaters to continue raking in free cash by aimbotting their way through esports
haha nah
>>
Blizzard forums are full of me unga team bunga. It's fun to read
>>
>>147464835
>Germans
>White
>>
>>147464264
No problem senpai
>>
>>147464284
>Slutty chick McCree
>water pistol McCree
>Autismo mystery man McCree
Fuck Marry Kill
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>people yell at me for playing Bastion on attack
>end up getting gold for eliminations and damage dealt
>>
>>147464779
Now that I think about it I think most of the widow and mei were him too, I've barely played them outside of the defense brawl.

>>147464746
comp is an update sort of

wish they would put out actual content though
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>>147464820
Only the middle one got the amount of thigh right.
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>>147464894
didn't mention anything about whiteness
he has a jewish look to him
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>>147463972
I know how you feel Anon, she's fucking beautiful, but her attitude towards helping people is something I love, especially to the extent that she takes it. That, the angelic thing she has going, and the fact that she's a hero are all incredibly attractive. Hopefully in a few years I'll be helping people too, and if you lived with her I just know she's the kind of person that makes you want to be better than you are just to make her happy
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>>147461715
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Okay seriously they need to change something in the game so a MEKA-less D.Va can outrun an attacking Reinhardt

I'm okay with him destroying my MEKA, but as soon as I eject I should be able to get the fuck away from him

FUCK

Yeah I'm salty
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>>147464820
>Symmerta's put in actual effort into their cosplay
>D.va's just put on their dorky pyjamas, take their little brothers headphones and a box from their dads garage and call it a costume.
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>>147464530
Because she is cute and we will have intelligent children.
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>team fails to capture point a
>go bastion, lay waste, clear cp with ult
>team complains about picking a defensive hero on attack
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>>147464631
In my experience it is almost always more effective to play as a conservative coward after making a big play. As Zarya/Roadhog/Reaper/Tracer I can usually carry my team if I back off and stay topped up.
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>>147464956
Jews are white, so how can non-whites look white?
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>>147464746
overwatch is not going to die anytime soon considering the fact that sc2 has been dying for ages now and it's still alive and not f2p.
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>>147464935
> Playing team deathmatch on objective based game

Haah waaw
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>>147464820
The one on the right tho. Unf.

>>147464926
Fuck water pistol; he's only got that because cons ban real looking guns
Marry Mystery Man
Kill slutty cosplayers in general
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I got my second ever Sudden Death attack just now

And my team actually lost. Apparently killing 1 Reaper that was raping us is too hard. I've never seen a loss on Sudden Death attack before.
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what dpi and sensitivity do you use anon?
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>>147464820
>average indian women.jpg
For reals though, Symmetra's got one of those costumes that's hard to replicate unless somebody's really going all-in on it. The one in the middle is getting there though.
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>>147464935
>Play bastion on PL attack
>Usually carry through the first few points, sometimes carry through till the end

>>147464991
Too bad fucko universal runspeed for everyone!

It's really retarded, yea.
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>>147464835
Most Germans are dark haired and some can be pretty swarthy actually, the blondes originate mostly in the northern parts.
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>>147464284
>the girl with the Equal Omnic Rights poster
Is she really cosplaying as that NPC from the Alive short?
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>s76's on def that stay on ground level
do these fucking morons not understand that on defence soldier is supposed to always seek to be on higher elevation than the enemy team?
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>>147461715
Rolling for Justice raining on my bed
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>>147465153
>weeb hanzo
>nigger hanzo
>gook hanzo
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>>147464820
> Symmetra cosplayers actually make efforts on their costume
> D.Va cunts should watch and learn
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Anyone still watching Dragons every now and then?
The sound design in that damn video is just too impressive to be true. I love it.
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>>147464935
people just dont think about what is going on in the game
they pick their hero and dont try to adjust to the enemy, just roll with it no matter what
any odd pick can auto win you the game because of that
at lower mmr
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>>147465153
Bro that guy in the middle looks like a cool guy I'd want to hang with but would spill spaghetti when I tried to talk to him and immediately walk away.
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>>147465171
How can I be at a higher elevation if the team has 5 Pharah's and a Mercy?
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Ask the best Mei player in the world anything.
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>>147465073
900 dpi and 6 sens

i already had a sens really close to that but then i read surefour uses that so i changed exactly to it

my cm/360 only changed by like half inch so
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>>147464935
Make them learn of your peaceful way.
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>>147464668
>forest nigger
>said the celtic mutt

Glass house, meet stone.
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>>147465153
>typicalrank40teamcomp.jpg
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>>147464501
>>147464693
>>147464763
>>147464810
Shit wrong pic saved way to much shit from these threads.
As for source it was discussed in here and I forgot to grab the link, I'm hoping it doesn't pan out. Especially since it'll most likely be either Reinhardt or 76.
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>>147465305
How far has your cancer progressed?
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>>147465328
>thsoe poverty ass nikes
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>get a shit team
>start telling them to shape up and play together
>start spamming "calm down" at me
>mercy starts whining at me that I am not "defending her"

What games do you remember only because your team had legit downs?
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>>147465328
> casual Pharah is fucking hot
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>>147465305
M1 or M2?
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>>147465037
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.
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>>147465328
>Literally nothing resembling a cosplay whatsoever
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>>147465153
>we need a healer!
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>>147465358
wtf is that soldier doing lmao like just press e dude lmao
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>>147465402
>not defending your Mercy from the Tracer or Reaper that you let slip through

I bet you whinge and whine when you don't get healed because your Mercy died
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>>147465321
>celts
fucking hilarious
>2016
>not being descended directly from Roma
>not having the blood of Patricians, Praetors, and Princepes flow through your veins.
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>>147465504
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>>147465534
>the mutt actually believes this

Cute.
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>>147465525

Any Mercy getting killed by Reaper is that sign that the Mercy is shit

You are shit
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>>147465328
Is the woman on the left not a part of the photo or is her cosplay just that she's a brown-woman
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>>147465298
doesnt really matter in that case since you should've won anway
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When did /int/ show up
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>be rank 45
>join a match on competitive
>everyone on my team leaves besides me and 1 other person
>lose, go down from rank 45 to rank 44
>join another match
>win, end with 3 gold medals
>don't gain enough experience to go back up to rank 45

I literally lost more experience by losing because all my teammates left than won from winning the game with 3 gold medals. WTF???

how can blizzard fix this shit? Its terrible. Going up a rank feels like a mix between how lucky you get with how good your teammates are. no teammates have to leave, and how the ranking system pulls experience out of its ass

comp mode fucking sucks.
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>>147465628
>Mercy getting killed by a flanker means the Mercy is shit

Are you okay? Do you need medical attention?
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>>147461715
rolllll
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>be EU
>join comp game
>someone ragequits in our team in first 2 minutes
>lose full level
>join comp game
>someone ragequits in the opposing team in the last minute
>join comp game
>someone ragequits in our team in first 2 minutes

When will the ride end
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>>147465617
>implying the admixture of glorious Roman blood with the lesser peoples of the world is bad
>implying mutts like me aren't the most glorious example of Roma's conquest and dominion over Europa
>>
ME UNGA
TEAM BUNGA

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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What event are all these cosplay pics from?
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>>147464367
was it this ?

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Overlook/1
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>>147465739

>being so bad you put yourself in the position to get flanked easily every time

would not play with/10
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>>147465691
Really wish they'd just call the match if someone left, no rank change for anyone, except the person that left gets banned / punished somehow.
I stopped playing competitive because of this shit. Id rather have a shit team and say we tried.
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>>147465438
>M1
>ever
in the time it takes for you to freeze a target, you could've killed them with M2
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>>147461715

rollon
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>>147465772
>implying you are in any way related to the romans that left Britain as a failed colony over 1500 years ago

ayy
lmao
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>>147465497
>Understood
>Continue to jump around like a spaz as robo ninja

Is it bad that I'm regularly getting gold or silver objective time, and still landing gold elims and a decent amount of final blows?
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>>147465742
ew fucking no worst girl
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>win because I play tank or healer
>never get votes

And you wonder why no one wants to do it
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>>147465840
Most likely from the anime convention called Anime Expo that is currently going on at the Los Angeles Convention Center.
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My top requested feature:

"Vote to keep group"

You ever play solo ranked, and get matched with a god like team where everyone is cool as fuck,
plays their role, you snyergize perfectly and blow the other team the fuck out?

But then the match ends and you never see each other again.
I want a system where if all 6 people vote yes, you queue up together for the next match.

Does any game do this? I know you could technically add all of them, but fuck that.
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>>147461715
Rolling
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Stop giving these faggots praise. Most of them are complete dogshit and have no idea how to play the healer.

Most of them are arrogant fuckwads who demand attention and praise constantly.

Lucio players are far superior.
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>>147461715

rollon v2
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>>147465512
>It's on cooldown
>>
does anyone know good mercy players/guides i can watch to improve?
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Lucio is so much better than Mercy it's insane. German waifu isn't viable at all.
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>>147466032
Post-liposuction Widowmaker is my cosplay waifu
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>>147466131
>German waifu isn't viable at all.
wrong
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>>147465842
>OVER BUDGET
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>>147466050
Reroll
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>>147465663
>qt on the right puts in a lot of effort
>fat chick at least put in effort and styled a wig
>chick in middle just put on a tanktop and taped some cans to her shoulders
>she didn't even get a wig
Why even bother. Would anyone have recognised her if she wasn't sat between two other cosplayers?
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>>147466054
I find that most supports are carried, especially Mercy.
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>>147465946
It's ok anon she wouldn't notice you any way.
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>>147466071
mercy has such a low skill ceiling she doesn't need a specialized guide

if you have half a brain and can do things like position, aim, and dodge like you should be able to for basically every other hero, you can play mercy at a high level

the only things you ever have to learn is when to use your ult and remember that you have a passive.
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>>147466032
whos the chick on the left supposed to be
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>>147466131
>German waifu isn't viable at all.
hi rank 24
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>>147466202
Looks like a normal british band to me.
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>>147466202
>that fucking fat dude Tracer
>that orange poo-in-loo
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>>147466202
Far right has a good Tracer attitude and pose
no clue what top right is doing in the photo
hippie neckbeard tracer gave me a kek
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>>147466025
Send them friend requests and group up.
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>>147466202
>man with beard and beer gut still isn't the worst tracer cosplay there
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>it's another "stare at a defeat screen while you've got a four gold medals and the only card on your team to upboat" episode

Come on team, let's bring it together.
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>>147465989
Lucio can be fun and most of the tanks can be used for "offense" if your team is too retarded

Flanking fuckers as reinhardt is amazing
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>>147466032
>>147466202

What's with these bunny costumes trying to fit in?
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>>147466365
>We're all autistic now
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>>147466131
>German waifu isn't viable at all.
She literally defines the current meta

She is more mandatory pick than any other hero

Pro games are literally about hunting down enemy Mercy, you see people blow ults on heroes like Reaper and Pharah just to solo kill the Mercy because she is that important
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Coziest turret spot or coziest turret spot?
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>pick hanzo
>keep spamming arrows to the direction of the enemy
>keep getting lucky kills
>get 4 gold medals
damn nigger this game could really use ammo
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>>147465028
I've seen a Mei Bastion duo do really good on attack. People really shouldn't complain unless they see it do bad and they don't switch.
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>game was fine the first couple days
>now getting disconnected from the server every five minutes
>this has been going on for a couple days
Has anyone else had this issue and been able to fix it? It's really obnoxious. My internet is fine and I just keep getting kicked from Battle.net for no reason.
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>>147466365
I like the second rightmost dad76
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>>147466438
Aggressive Reinhardt is best Reinhardt, abuse the fuck out of those hit boxes and watch people panic.
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>>147466493
pretty cozy
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>Tfw you get out-edged and everyone watches it on the POTG
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>>147466540
This is it.
We need to kill Overwatch
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>>147466443
At least the tracer bunny tried to make themselves look like tracer vaguely.

The other one is just a purple bunny outfit

>>147466131
She's viable only because her ult is so broken.

If it was just for healing then yea he's a lot better, and speed is more utilized than boost
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>>147466513
i don't think ammo would really add anything to this game

but there should be more variance in reload times, they are all very close to each other atm
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>>147464962
Exactly
I just want to be better than what I'm stuck in because I like her
It's stupid but it's true
>>
>Soldier has weird twitchy aim and hits almost all his shots spamming
>Tell entire team to report him as a cheater

Do you do this? Just in case.
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>>147466131
You're really sure about that?

> german
Mercy's not german btw
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>tfw you get POTG as a Zenyatta.

To be fair, it did feel justified, ulting up for my team when the enemy used a Pharah, Genji and Bastion ult all at the same time within a close space but damn.
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>>147466443
>please give me attention, I'm sexy!
Same reason chicks make 1/4th of a cosplay and then add cleavage
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>>147466202
That beard is PERFECT
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>>147466607
I think Roadhog has the longest reload of all the characters. It certainly feels that way when I need to hook a bitch anyway.
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>>147465306
Really? That seems really slow. Whats your windows setting on?
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>be in the top 1%-3% as lucio in basically everything
>die more than 90% of the playerbase

oops
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>>147466493
Played against a Torb last night that tried setting up a turret in the middle of the road on Numbai. I ninja starred it down and he just stood there looking at me like "why would you do that?" He just stood there as I plinked his face, I was so confused.Comfy as fuck
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>>147466540
Dude's face looks like a mask
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>>147461715
fingers crossed for a 2
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>>147466365
Oddly enough the COD character has the best cosplay
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>>147464746
I want this meme to end
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>>147466642
Nothing's stupid if it helps you to become a better person.
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>>147461715
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>>147466723
Hope they have the Mada Mada voice line equipped.
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>>147466723
This fucking Naruto on the right.
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>>147466540
>13 hour clock
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>>147461715
bls gib 2
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>>147466723
Guy on the far right is doing it correctly. There needs to be a memo put out that unless you've bought/constructed some professional-level Genji armor, you're going to look misshapen as fuck.

although I guess that could be a good rule for cosplaying in general
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>>147466830
Anything with a facemask (usually) severely reduces the amount of autism.

t. Wayward Vagabond cosplayer
>>
what's a good support to play when your team is spread out?
>>
>>147461715
Rollin 4 Pharah
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>>147466723
guy on the right looks the best but i feel he's cheating by being asian.
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>>147466723
Holy fucking shit, why did the guy in the left even show up for the photo.
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>>147466764
just read that
>lower is better
well i'm retarded and also pretty good at lucio
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>>147461715

D. Va or I kill myself!
>>
how can anyone enjoy Assault?

The maps are just terrible. There's absolutely nothing good about them and every time I get queued into one I want to drop the game. Will they ever let us choose which game modes to queue into?
>>
>>147466830
It helps when your subject's costume is pretty simple. You've really just got to get the jacket linework and the mask right and be a basic white dude and you're there.
>>
>>147466875
irecognizethatdick.jpg
>>
I made this for keks.
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>>147466723
>>147466937
This is the face of a Genji mainer.

Look at it.

>>147467041
Which one is assault supposed to be? CP? I think the only current ones are hanamura and Anubis and yea those are bad
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>>147466983
lucio. if they're spread out chances are they're not tanks and so don't benefit from mercy's concentrated heal nor her short ranged res.
>>
>>147461715
I'll take anyone but Symmetra or Mei
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>>147467026
>well i'm retarded and also pretty good at lucio
>2 hours played
>8 games total

You could rank #1 on the leaderboard for all of those averages by playing 1 good game and stopping. Play 50 games and check your stats after, right now they mean nothing.
>>
>>147461715
ok
>>
>>147466743
windows settings dont affect your sens in OW the game uses raw input

also that sens is high end, not slow

lemme guess, you're a blizz babby who has never played FPS games before and you're used to only moving your wrist to control the mouse?
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>>147466872
I sincerely hope I get the opportunity to become that better person, Anon.
I want to do it for her
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>>147466983
Probably Lucio but you're going to be zipping around trying to heal everyone either way. It's a pain in the ass as Mercy when everyone is breaking line of sight with you. At least with Lucio you can wall ride and skate round corners.
>>
They've added new pre-match voicelines into the game, haven't they? Is there a up to date list about those interactions?
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>>147467140
>I made this
>Funny junk

>>147467186
>you're used to only moving your wrist to control the mouse?
Who the hell uses their wrist to move the mouse?
I just tried that and it feels so awkward
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Who /fit/ here?
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>>147467140
pretty good.

This will probably be on the frontpage of the OW subreddit by tomorrow morning.
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>>147464382
That's not what aimbot looks like. How young are you?
>>
>Get into hanamura attack
>Team is hilariously uncoordinated mess and refuses to push past first gate

>Notice Pharah boosts over courtyard and just floats across with jetpack, getting shot at entire time by torb turret and makes no attempt to shoot it
>She's level 9

>Im level 73, calibrated ranked at 55, now 60

>Leave game as soon as round ends, fuck that mess
>Get put back into it by quick match
>Leave again
>Put back into it

And thats when I lost all faith in the matchmaking
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>>147467164
those are comp stats and i don't play healers in comp because some fuccbois always take them first
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>>147466809
godammit
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>>147467328
He posts it almost every thread, apparently average sniping = aimbot to sub 60 shitters.
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>>147466764
>two hours
>5-3
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>>147464962
>Hopefully in a few years I'll be helping people too
Literally stop posting this goddamn nobody cares least of all Mercy
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> how I feel when a teammate begs for heal.
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I think this is the same guy from that mercy webm at volskya.
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>>147467240
This, anytime I'm unsure of a team and decided to be healer I go jet set radio man. Skate around with speed to get to people who need healing, jump around on the cart or objective, break it down and speed boost when team is ulting.
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>>147467149
Hanamura, Volskaya and Anubis
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>>147461715

Me UNGA
Team BUNGA
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>>147467315
Well seeing as it's a really old joke and it's from funny junk I kind of doubt it.
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>>147467186
>you're a blizz babby who has never played FPS games before and you're used to only moving your wrist to control the mouse?

Hahaha, your mom faggot. Suck my dick :D 4chan nigger
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>>147467472
Really old joke?
Lifted from another aggregation site?

Literally made for Reddit
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>team dies to a zarya+pharah combo with an added rip-tyre on top
>just as planned
>hop out of my shelter and press shift aiming at one of the glowy balls
>chained by a surprising streetpig before i even get in range
hook that won the match.
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>>147467445
that cucklord didn't have a space in the middle. also that appears to be dota or something.
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SUDDEN DEATH AND OVERTIME NEED TO BE FUCKING REMOVED FROM THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME
COMPETITIVE IS FUCKING UNPLAYABLE IF ITS KOTH ITS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME, IF ITS ANYTHING ELSE AND YOU GO TO SUDDEN DEATH ITS A LITERAL FUCKING 50/50 WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD YOU IMPOTENT KIKES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
STOP PUTTING NIGGERS 20 RANKS BELOW ME IN MY GAMES
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>>147467404
>average sniping
>crosshair literally snapping to the head of a rezzing player twice before he can force it to go for a different player
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>>147467421
I've not posted this before Anon. Is there someone else who does?
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>>147467450
Vodka's better than anubis and hanamura usually

I like hanamura as a map though
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>>147466981
I can confirm this as a pyramid head cosplayer
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>>147467418
yeah i got stomped in those three games yet those are somehow my averages, i wonder what people with like 90% winrates on lucio average

are people afraid of dealing damage as lucio
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>>147467303
>You will never lift with precision German engineering or Zarya
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>>147467302
>>147467472

>funny junk
Niggah, I made it last night. I did steal/edit a pic from there though.
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>>147461715
Anything but Meishit or Widow.
>>
Got to love Winston!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXlNsrvO5JA
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>>147466365
Has anyone made a better mask than this?
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>>147466685
>swiss aren't german

kek
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>>147464746
How is anyone stupid enough to believe this game is dying?
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>>147467673
>rolled Mei
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whats the record on amount of mercy ults in a game?

she can generate an ult every 30 seconds so it must be a lot
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>>147467648
>Iron+giant+just+watched+a etc
>I jut made it
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>>147467582
It doesn't even snap to his head, it stops like half an inch away down to the left.

That is not an aimbot.
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>Guy on my team playing Hanzo
>shouting SOMEBODY GO REIN AND HEALER FFS
>Go Rein because nobody else will
>This guy is shit and keeps getting BTFO by a Widow on the other team

I wonder if these shitters ever learn
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>>147467758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
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>>147461715
plz no 9 or 2
>>
How do I git gud with Mei?
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>>147467724
No, you fucking incult piece of junk.
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I hope they raise Winston's ult swings to 50 damage because chimping out on people is my favorite way to kill people in this game
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>>147467803
>It doesn't even snap to his head, it stops like half an inch away down to the left.
Then why does he do it?
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>>147467878
if you get caught press lshift and then E between you and your assailant to escape

congrats you're not the most annoying mei in existence
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How many hours on tracer do you need to stop dying like a bitch? She's pretty hard desu.
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>>147461715
I'm on a roll!
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>>147467812
>SOMEONE SWITCH TO COUNTER THAT WIDOW
>Ok I'll do it guys
>Genji has switched to Hanzo
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>>147461715
Roll.
Gimme my Symmetra.
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>>147467908
The fuck am I, psychic?

I can just tell you that's not like any aimbot i've seen in 12+ years of fps
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>>147467812
They won't cause it's obviously not their fault every team fight is 5v6 since they are running back from spawn after getting their head scooped clean off their shoulders for the fifth time.
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Guys I don't think I can stop
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>>147467793
I kept the old name and edited it anon. How hard is that to understand.
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>>147467590
I can literally tell it's you posting because you always talk about wanting to be a hero in the future because you're from some fucking shithole country.
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>>147467939
How are you playing her? A lot of people try to chase kills with her, which is generally not a good idea. She's only got enough hp to harass enemies, unless they're already wounded.

He's annoying as fuck, but Unit Lost has a decent Tracer tips video
>>
>Junkrat and Roadhog are the two australian heroes
>they're both the most retardproof characters in the game, solely designed so even the biggest idiot in the world can play them and enjoy getting lots of kills

What did blizzard mean by this? Are they poking fun at Australians?
>>
>>147467939

You could just pick reaper/genji/pharah/soldier and be more useful
Even McCree

>Reaper's AOE and generally more tankier
>Genji's reflect and multi-kill ult, as well as longer range attacks
>Pharah's long range attacks and knockback
>76's multikill ult + biotic field
>McCree's stun to interrupt shit

But nah Tracer's useful with her "Get into melee range to gurantee a kill" ultimate
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>>147468060
America is a shithole at the moment, yea, but I'm not the same person you're thinking about.
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>>147461715
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>>147467520
so i was right?
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>Bought game on console originally because friends play it on console
>Enjoy playing with them, having fun
>See everybody saying how much better PC version is
>Get PC version
>Enjoy PC version far more, but none of my bros have PCs capable of gaming

Fug, what do
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>>147461715
lets see
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>>147467939
>getting hit
>as tracer

Don't get hit
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>>147467996
>asked for Sym
>rolled for Sym
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>>147468098
a good tracer will always be better than an equally skilled genji, pharah, and 76.

reaper and mccree are debatable
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>>147468098
>Doesn't use his insane mobility to bully Mercy/Hanzo/Bastion into switching
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>>147468167
Convince them to play it on Low on their microwaves.
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>>147466764
>check this site
>played mercy once in comp
>4 eliminations average
>top 3%

what the fuck are "mercy mains" doing
>>
>Win two games
>SUPRISE, switched to another game with another team
>Get litteraly stomped
B-b-but 50% winrate is just a myth
>>
It's easy to tell when your Widow sucks ass because you get wallhack only like every 4 minutes
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>>147468215
no

high skill pharah and s76 are the best offense picks period
you always want those two on your team
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>>147461715

Hello
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>friend wants overwatch but says he cant justify paying $40 for a game these days
>i know for a fact he's spent like $700 on csgo skins and lost it all gambling

how do i let him know he's a retarded faggot who needs to kill himself?
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>>147468098
Tracer is a god on KotH maps but other than that the other offensive heroes are better usually
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>>147461715
99999999999
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>>147466540
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>>147461715
>bastion
>not Athena

shit list
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>>147462176
This needs to be fixed
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>>147468285
>Didn't you spend a shitload of money on csgo skins you loss when you were gambling
>uh no i
>lol okay whatever
Being dismissive of people is the easiest way to make them upset.
T. Man who has lost four friends in the last 2 years doing this exact thing
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>>147467987
>enemy team goes double Winston
>GENJI IS WITH YOU
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If you don't want to switch your hero when the team is losing, then you're a fucking idiot, unless you're the god damn healer, there is always someone better you could pick, ALWAYS, there is ALWAYS a better option, people just don't fucking understand, and these people are the reason I lose my games with multiple golds.

Seriously when will this end? When will the chaff settle in the ranking system? I'm so sick of these cock suckers clogging up my games. Fucking retards "ITS JUST A GAME XD" just fuck off its just a fucking game go play god damn quick play you mouth breathing fatty necked fuckup.
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>Fall in that hole on King's Row
>Feel awful for several games afterward
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>>147468184
Everything's in order.
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>>147461052
What the actual fuck
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>>147466764
I need to git gud still
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>get to rank 70 bracket
>every team is just stacking lucios and zaryas or tracers or soldiers
>the best way to counter it is with an identical team

wow who would have thought that blizzard can't make a fps game that isn't brokenly stupid at a non-shitter level
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>>147461715
ASDF
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>>147463580

That bottomleft D.Ndu though.
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Why is there a stigma against people that use controllers on PC

Were good at the game too
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>>147467939
She clicked with me right from the beginning but I have now around 12 hours on her

You need to know the maps well so that you don't have to look towards the direction you are blinking to in fights and stuff
>>
>People are saying Zombra is confirmed to be Pharahs mother.

The hell? When did this happen?
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>>147468557
shut t he fuck up retard
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>>147468557
Aiming is objectively worse and slower.

There's a reason they had to nerf turrets more on console
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>>147467987
>Attacking B point Hanamura
>4 minutes into the attack still no progress
>"Okay guys, look im switching off tracer because I know im not doing much, follow me example please"
>Everyone switches to better heroes except
>Genji?
>Genji has died x3
>Genji please
>SWIFTACTION: Fuck off I have gold obj time and obj elims
>lose
Thank you FUCKING GENJI
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>>147468618
It's only because she's a (support) sniper and Pharah's mom was a sniper that people actually liked.
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>>147468557
Who are you playing? Toblerone or Winston?
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>>147468557
>Were good at the game too
No you're not
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>>147468060
Who gives a fuck man
Nobody cares but you
>>
>defending hollywood
>go 5bastion 1 lucio
>3 bastions at main door 2 at each side exit
>hold enemy team in spawn for almost 1 minute
>2 first dead bastions switch to winston once enemy team goes 3genji
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>>147468257
3% means you're the bottom 3%.

But the site is stupid, yea
>>
Is forced 50 really just a meme? It seems like every second game I get matched with complete shitters that I just cannot carry and then every other game we stomp the yard because I have a somewhat competent team.
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>>147468557
The hunter lays a trap for his prey........
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>>147468498
> "No hero limit promotes hero diversity" - Blizzard
>>
>play tank and support all day
>decide to try solider 76 once because i want a change
>instantly get told by some faggot on voice chat that i need to change

why don't you change faggot
>>
I have 480 points, level 26. Should I use these points on victory poses and highlight intros or should I save them?
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>>147468734
top 3% means that the site says 97th percentile.
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>>147468706
I like to play Lucio and Hog
>>147468714
Yes I am
>>
>>147468674
>It's a "I have gold so I'm doing good" episode
When will people learn that gold doesn't mean shit if you lose.
>>
>>147468098
multiple tracers is really fucking good

did you not see that pro game where they ran 4 tracers on attack in route 66?
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>>147468741
It's a meme

>Playing well and winning games
>Game puts you against better players
>"Oh shit these players are better than me"
>Get stomped back down

50/50 just means you've found your level. I was ~70% win on ranked until I hit 66, now I just 50/50
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>>147467812
>guy on my team is Hanzo I'm Winston on King's Row Attack
>"somebody switch to Genji" he says after continuously running into obvious Bastion
>I switch to Genji and take out Bastion
>"no we need a tank" he says after aiming like a glaucoma riddled old bitch hitting air
>our Lucio then says "go be a tank then"
>Hanzo leaves
Where do these guys come from?
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>>147468748
Blizzard's logic.
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>>147468795
Save them. I've got like 2.5k points or something at level 71 with decent stuff.

Don't bother spending your funbux unless you're dead certain you'll like this more than anything, because they're certainly going to put out new ones
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I'm sick of supports getting fucked in ranked. I'm going to git gud with Zenyatta.
I've bound discord orb to M2 and harmony to E for easier spamming.
Any other tips to get better as him?
>>
>>147468828
It's proof that me ooga team booga.
>>
Am I faggot for wanting to get good with Genji? I've never watched naruto and im not a weeb he just seems like a good character to master I guess.

Halp pls
>>
>>147468827
>I like to play Lucio and Hog
This is a proof that you're not
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10667173
>>
How do we fix defense heroes? They're all terrible except for Widow, and usually not worth picking at all over another offense pick.
>>
Heroes that need nerfs:
Roadhog
Zarya
Lucio
Pharah

Heroes thtt need buffs:
Genji
Zenyatta
Widowmaker
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>>147468371
Yes it does.
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>>147468923
I bet I got higher rank from placement than you
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>>147468878
I don't know but 99% of them play Hanzo or Genji for some reason
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>>147468972
>Junkrat
>Toblerone
>Not great picks
wew lad
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>>147468945
> no cobalt
> all options are shit
>>
>>147468945
Get Cobalt if you don't already have it
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>>147461590
>>
>>147467939
Aim for the head, wait for gaps in the line or people to look away, flash in, point blank unload on the soldier/junkrat/mercy/torb/anyone with low HP, and then run away. Rinse and repeat. Dont save grenade for special occasions, best use of it is to wait until the right time and drop it behind rhein shield
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>tfw 2 of your teammates leave
>tfw the other 3 stay with you to fight the good fight
>tfw this was the first time I was happy to lose
These gents understood the concept of love. It was an honor.
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>>147463794
w-where's the rest of her body?
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>>147468992
Sure,I got 68,you?
>>
>>147468904
Press H after dying and switch to a better support.
>>
>>147468371
> This needs to be fixed
If you mean the pic, I have the "breasts exposed" version
>>
>>147469063
>>147469073
Stop with this Cobalt meme, it's shit compared to Amber.
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got a new one
>>
Any tips to improve my Hook accuracy on Roadhog?
>>
>>147469051
every time I see this faggot anime poster I know it's going to be absolute shit
all you fucking do is greentext and post about how torb is the best hero ever made fucking kill yourself
>>
>>147469183
Proceed.
>>
>>147468972
>Junk
>Bad

>Bastion
>Not good in a lot of circumstances

Even Torbjorn can be good if they don't have a reinhardt (or they don't use it)
>>
>4 gold medals as Rein

R-ranked is fun, guys.
>>
>>147468904
You won't be putting enough healing out to be a useful support. Even if you get insanely good at sniping enemies with charged head shots you will still get melted by anyone that breathes on you. This is coming from someone who has a 60% win rate in 60s comp.
>>
>>147469238
Use it when the ennemy is behind a wall.

>>147469259
> delivering

http://i.imgur.com/cUfr2gr.jpg
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>>147469167
69
>>
>>147469063
>>147469063
>>147469219
Already have Cobalt, but I'm using Orchid instead. I like the look of Amber better, which is why it's in the poll.
>>
>>147468945
Amber
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>>147469228
Heh nothin PERSONNEL kid
I fucking hate reaper mains
>>
>>147469167
>>147469324
boast Overbuff or Master Overwatch
>>
>>147469238
play blitzcrank.
>>
>>147461813
Maybe not as high as 200 but nice idea desu
>>
>>147469238
Look at enemy.
Use the hook.
Let the tickrate take care of the rest.
>>
>>147468921
You're definitely not a faggot for wanting to improve with a character that has a use in the right situations.

The faggots are the ones who instalock as Genji every time and never switch off for any reason.
>>
>>147469371
>>147469228
Has anybody got the full compilation?
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>>147469324
70
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>>147469336
One of the nordic skins then. Devil/Imp are incredibly ugly and you don't need another recolor.
>>
>>147468883
>you can leave the match without a penalty
>except for that huge fucking penalty we'll give you
>>
>>147469238
Depends on who you are hitting, but I'd usually say dont aim ahead of targets because it's hitscan for some fucking reason
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>>147469324
not possible since the highest rank is actually 12
>>
hollywood is pretty much unwinnable in defense

in fact, pretty much every payload map is unwinnable on defense because zarya and pharah exist
>>
>>147469336
Do what I did and get Valkyrie and Amber.
>>
>>147469320
Thank you, delivery man.
>>
>>147461715
Rolllling
>>
>>147469371
>I hate x Mains
Nigger is literally level 12 he probably hasn't even got a chance to try out every character yet.
Are we bringing over the "every hero you currently play is your main" from lol?
>>
>>147468921
I know that feel
Got bored and starting playing him alot in quick play. It's too much fun, only Genji and Hanzos I think are weebs are the ones that are complete shit but keep running face first what ever is killing them.
>>
>>147469228
At this point people are just making up edgy-sounding names so they can get on the Reaper Names image. It's like how every greentext story thread on 4chan just turns into a one-upsmanship competition for who can write the best fake story.
>>
This game really needs more healers and tanks. They could make Zenyatta a good healer with just a little tweaking. It's a shame because he's really fun to play. I am getting bored of Lucio and Mercy.
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>>147469412
>Assemble team
>2 people picking Genji after 0.1 seconds and don't switch for entire game
>One of them starts telling other people what the team needs

Always the fuckwit Genji/Hanzos who try to tell everybody else who to pick. At least edgy reaper kids usually get mad after the game
>>
>>147468878
>team getting fucked by Bastion on kings row attack on Hollywood
>I take him out as Lucio
>say on mic "rush in now go!"
>rush in
>break it down
>die
>...
>team is futility trying to kill a Tracer around the back
>>
>>147462063
>knee clipping through loin drape
what did she mean by this?
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>>147465248
I do, it's my favorite. Sound and those bits of story about dragons are really nice. Im thinking about making a panorama of those dragons, i think it would look pretty neat
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>>147469396
>not pudge
Nigga it's the same design for fucks sake
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>>147461715
ROLL
BEEP BOOP
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>lose match - lose a whole fucking rank
>win match - gain maybe like 20% max

i'm hesitant to call it the worst MMR system ever, but it's gotta be up there, right?
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>>147469587
Isn't Sombra supposed to be a sniper support?

Long range healing would be pretty fun
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>>147462290
Why are you here
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>>147469587
Were getting a support sniper soon
Im sure they'll actually be a good support and not some stupid shit like Symmetra, right?
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>>147469601
how did you attack someone else on a completely different map than the one you were on?
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>>147468921
He's arguably one of the most fun characters in the game and can be incredibly obnoxious and match-altering in the right hands. The problem lies with assholes who have no business using him doing so, nonstop.
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>yfw Overwatch is more balanced in a month than TF2 is after nearly a decade
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>>147468978
>Genji
>Need buffs
Judging from your nerf list you're a Genji main that sucks. Zenyatta might need a slight buff but when he's played right he can be a monster.
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>>147461715
Rolliin'
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>>147469737
Fucking 10/10
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Today was a weird day
>Lose first game
>REINSTANCING
>Lose second game
>REINSTANCING
>Paired against level 20s
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>>147469564
>Are we bringing over the "every hero you currently play is your main" from lol?
Everyone in this playerbase seems to have a wildly different definition for the term "main".

In TF2 it just meant "Class you usually play", I don't know what all the mobabbies use it for.
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>>147469743
Phone autocorrect added kings row after on. Apparently I say on kings row a lot.
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>>147469696
>Winning match comfortably
>Guy leaves on other team with seconds left in round
>Get about 1/8th of a rank up at end of match
>Exact same happens in next match

>Lose match
>Lose entire rank

Turned my PC off on the spot
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>>147469737
This is the one instance where this shitty "budget cosplay" meme is acceptable, because pretty much nobody is going to build a good-looking gorilla costume
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Why do 2/4 supports suck ass? Zenyatta went unpicked in a recent tournament and symmetra is only good in very niche situations. Leaving 2 supports.. mercy and lucio. Mercy being the more cancerous of the two that are left.

WHY IS BLIZZARD NOT DOING ANYTHING TO FIX SUPPORTS?!
>>
games boring

needs new heroes
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>>147468978
Roadhog is balanced by the fact that even a good one is feeding a near limitless stream of ult to the enemy team and crumples under nearly any hero with hit scan. Deal with it nerd.
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>>147469882
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>>147468978
>roadhog
>nerf
Fucking why? He's a giant turd that just feeds ultimates.
>>
fug did all the support players go to ranked? there are barely any supports left in quickplay. pls someone heal my hanzo
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>>147469882
>Hawaiian shirt Reaper

My sides, they are reaped.
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>>147469902
They'll buff Zenyatta and the next hero will be sniper support
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Help

https://strawpoll.de/agd9e31
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>it's a "coinflip decides who wins" episode
When will Blizzard make it to where time determines who wins?
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>>147469507
Won multiple defense maps against Zarya while playing Reaper. Step up your game senpai
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>>147469882
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>>147469902
Symmetra and Torb should be part of a "builder" class or some shit.
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>>147470097
Season 2, already said it's being changed
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>>147469882
>All have the same mask
Where to cop?
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>>147461590
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>>147469925
No, it needs more maps and game modes than it does new heroes. Tf2's game modes and custom maps is what kept it fun for so long, even the gimmicky weapons they release twice a year wouldn't have cut it without those.
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*clak* *clack* *clak* *clak*
Those high heels...
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>playing competitive on console
>attacking on Gibraltar
>enemy Lucio just wallriding and jumping all over the payload because no one could aim and kill him
Had a good laugh, and ended up doing it at the end to contest it about a meter away when they were on the attack
>run out as soldier
>less than 1m left by the time I'm there
>they shoot me but don't manage to kill me
>jump and place healing beam on top of payload
>proceed to run around payload on full health and buy my team time
Console is hilarious, we should stick to CoD and Fifa
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>>147470097
>Blizzard says they don't want it to be determined by who does it the fastest but how well they complete the goal
Obviously the people who deliver the package faster are doing their job better jesus christ Blizzard whoever made this comp mode needs to have their head checked
>>147470136
>Why fix it now when we can fix it in two months
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>>147461715
>please 2
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>>147461715
please god
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>>147461715
lets go
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>>147470207
>fat people
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>>147469709
>>147469729
I have a sinking feeling she'll just be a stupid gimmicky character that's some horrible fusion of sniper/healer and won't be good at either role. A sniper healer that's actually good at healing would be rad.
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>>147469779
Hmm maybe having only 3 of the 9 classes have any form of mobility (and comparatively absurd mobility at that) whatsoever was a mistake.
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>>147468978
BUFF GENJI PLZZZ

t. animemaster2k3
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>>147470272
>butthurticus is butthurt

like poetry
>>
>>147469902
Symmetra used to be great when she gave out 50 shield. I still think they should find a way to give out 25 more shield temporarily. Like having the teleporter give 25 to those who use it then you can give them another 25 with your E. 50 extra health and teleportation are big advantages for any team.
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Here comes dat Zen
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>>147470284
Genji players weren't old enough to make online handles in 2003
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>>147470362

Bretty gud.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHQ1QhuLNZQ

this game is a fucking joke

TLDW: the more ping you have, the faster you attack with melee weapons (winston, torb, reinhardt, genji)
>>
this game depresses me

i feel like i lose much more than i win but somehow my winrate is positive by about +50
so i get no enjoyment from winning but losing makes me sad

god damn it
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>>147470207
Why do so many people cosplay her without the jacket?
Its the biggest part of her fucking outfit
>>
>tfw honorable duels
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>>147470362
>zen legs independent of his own legs
Thats really clever actually
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>>147470210
Once you hear the clak, there's no going back
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>>147470432
That's the year they were born you idiot.
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>>147470354
> shield nerfed
> teleporter nerfed
I wonder why Blizzard don't nerf her turrets range, the orbs charging time and her health too. Just to be sure she'll never be used.
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>>147470272
>>147470350

the finale to our two part series
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End
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D.va buff when? This is getting ridiculous. How long are we going to wait?
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>>147470362
>Literally only 1 person picked Memeyatta.
This is accurate to the game
>>
please stop posting cosplay
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>>147470432
>Genji players weren't old enough to make online handles in 2003
are you stupid
>>
>>147467908
twitching? adjusting the location of his mouse on the pad?

who knows why, but if it was an aimbot it would have actually snapped to the enemy instead of landing on an empty space to the LEFT of the enemy
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>>147470502
>honorable duels
When do we get Legion Etiquette?
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>>147470497
Because they're lazy and always fall back on the concept art excuse
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>>147470527
Funny because on console she's still quite powerful, especially on Anubis and Hanamura. Nobody ever goes Winston and people just get rekt by turrets
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>>147470502
>tfw subpar when it comes to Pharah dogfights
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>>147470210
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>>147462489
God I was so disappointed by that game
Combat was so fun but the story sucked and I got like 15 fps on my ps4
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>>147470240
>how well they complete the goal
I don't ranked. What did they mean by this?
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At what range does tracer damage start to fall off?
>>
>be KOTH on Nepal
>first round, temple with death pit around point
>playing Lucio, enemy Roadhog tries to hook me over a pit
>nah nigga, I ride walls
>deny every time

Too bad I wasn't able to knock him into the pit.
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>>147470542
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>>147469779
>>yfw Overwatch is more balanced in a month than TF2 is after nearly a decade
Have you played either of the games?

Is your idea of "balance" that everyone has the same of something?
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>>147459250
Bastion.
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>>147470207
>every single one is fat

easily the best cosplay ive seen today
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>lose game
>the people who stomped on us last game are now on my team
>win game
>the people who we stomped on the enemy team are on my team now
>lose game
This is great!
>>
>D.va boosters do a piddly 25 damage and knockback

>The knockback pushes enemies out of her cannon's only effective range

???

For what purpose. Its like she's designed to NOT do damage
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>>147470690
>>147470527
She currently has Torb's issue of making a pubstomp stompier but easily falls to any well coordinated team.
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>>147470210
>hear clak clak clak
>throw hook towards the corner she's coming from
>calls me a wallhacker
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>be 61 MMR
>most friends are 30-40 MMR

What will happen if I queue with them? Will it put us with people somewhere around 40-50 MMR? Will I lose a lot of MMR if I lose? Will I only gain a little if I win?
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>>147470525
Ah of course. We did things differently when I was a kid. It was common to use the year you made the account because Y2K was a credible threat.
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>>147470542
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>>147470542
Why, just why would you try and pull of Zarya if you have zero muscle definition, atleast draw the lines of fuck sake.
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>>147459250
Junkrat and Roadhog.

Make them fully fledged Aussie shitposters
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>>147470848
>>The knockback pushes enemies out of her cannon's only effective range
You're supposed to use the rest of the charge to land on them and then start daka.

Or just push them off a cliff, second easiest boop in the game
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>>147460147
This.

>>147461897
Also this.
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>>147470795
be glad you got carried
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>>147470542
Why did I expect at least one of them to be fit.
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>>147461715
rollin
>>
If Blizz wanna solidify McCree's role as some kind of "Duelist" offense hero

He should have 250 hp so he's less useless

Y/N
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>guy leaves from our team during the first round of volskaya
>win handily after 5 grueling rounds
>blizzard gave this much mmr for winning 5v6

BRAVO BLIZZ
>>
>>147469696
>>147469865

i don't get why they thought that putting in such a huge variance in gain and loss was a good idea.

you need stability for a good MMR system, not this random bullshit depending on god knows what stats
>>
I hope they do make a Doomfist hero, just a full melee character (who isn't a walking shield) would be fun as fuck
>>
>play lucio
>have mercy, rein, bastion on team
>they hold the spot in KOTH
>I pop out and keep their attention off KOTH in between healing boosts
>always B line for their mercy
>hound her ass all match
>she's one of those mercys that forgets she even has a pistol
feeds good
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>>147470542
>I have red hair
>So I should cosplay Zarya so I don't have to buy a wig!
You can literally see these people's simple-minded thought processes on their stupid fat faces
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>>147470048
>Only one guy cosplayed as knightman
>Noone even replied
What
>>
>>147470542
2 lesbians just wearing what they usually do and one cosplayer
>>
>>147470995
Y

I feel like I am made of paper. All other 200 hp heroes get some kind of maneuverability. Like Junkrat, 76, and Genji can get around fast and escape. McCree can't do that shit.
>>
>>147471042
I'm holding on hope for a melee character too.

I don't think we're getting anything demoknight adjacent unless they just want to go through the TF2 unlocks for extra characters
>>
>>147470995
probably yeah, his hitbox is xbox hueg for his HP
>>
>>147470497
Because who wants to wear a giant heavy furry parka?
>>
>>147471025
Guess the idea was so good players don't get dragged down by shitters/leavers too much but currently it's fucked, and support gets fucked over too much
>>
>>147464524
>Be mercy
>Just Reinhard and I
>Yo genji behind
>YO GENJI BEHIND
>Mercy fucking screaming as Reinhardt doesn't even fucking turn around.
>Never heal that player again.
>>
>>147471012
Punishing everyone for one person's shitty attitude is insane.
>>
>>147470791
>the one in the middle is fat
Do you think Tracer is chubby or something?
>>
>>147467939

Tracer has probably Top 5 survivability in the game. If I even feel like I am about to be hit, I recall. Junkrat, Soldier 76 and Roadhog are your main concerns.
>>
>>147471138
>I feel like I am made of paper.
Here's a hint bucko, you aren't supposed to 3v1 people.

You're supposed to shoot people with your gun from a medium to longish range, then if someone comes near you you start HOL UP
>>
>>147471042
I have to wonder what Doomfist we'll get. Some sound clips imply Reaper and Widow were sent by the villainous Doomfist to get the gauntlet on a favor, probably so Talon could recruit him.
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>>147471178
Just be naked under the coat
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>>147464284
>That Lucio
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>>147470542
Thanks for the schadenfreude

Seriously though, I want this "lol I made an ironically bad costume plz give upboats" meme to end.
>>
>>147471140
demo knight was retarded
>>
>>147470207
Middle left's hair is on point desu
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>>147464473
why does she look like michael cera?
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>>147471306
Demoknight is the most fun you can have in TF2 outside of maybe BFB.

More speed = More fun
>>
>>147471258
This. FTH and flashbang are situational but it's basically to punish anyone cocky or dumb enough to get in your face.
>>
I just lost 5 ranks because of 5 cointosses in a fucking row.

what a bullshit game.
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>>147464284
> Robodick sucking slut cosplay
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>Older brother is 24 still living in my mom's house
>Watches dubbed anime
>Hasn't had a job in two years
>Couldn't climb out of bronze in league of legends
>2.5k mmr in dota 2
>He tried comp and calibrated at 34
>Dating some fat black chick named Beatrice
>Don't think he's showered this week
How do I tell my brother is a failure and I'm embarrassed to be related to him without him getting angry?
>>
>>147470995
Not gonna happen. blizz look stupid if they nerf mcree then hastily buff him, they'll let him rot in the low tiers for a year or so at least. I don't think that bad though.
>>
>>147471436
>Played lol
>Played dota
You could have just said that
>>
>>147471258
no shit
>>
>two loses because of ragequits, two ranks dropped
>one win, move up 10% of a rank
I guess the only way to win is not to play
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>>147470207
Nobody gonna talk about the true MVP of this pic?
>>
>>147471140
implying dragonblade isn't limited time demoknight on steroids
>>
>>147461607
Soldier is bretty gud even in ranked. Hes just the easiest to understand. I tell shitters to use junkrat
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>>147471436
You just have to come out and say it. Maybe you being blunt will snap him out of his downward spiral.
>>
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>>147471436
Do you think a failure is going to take the truth lightly?
>>
new fred

>>147471603
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>>147466202
>Dat Punk Tracer
Literally perfect.
>>
>>147470870
>>147470870
>>147470870
>>147470870
Anyone? How does queuing competitive with someone much lower than you work?
>>
>>147471581
Yea, limited time.

The other 99% of the time he's a kind of boring character.
>>
>>147471436
Next time you visit, just ask him "what have you got going on these days?" and no matter what he answers, just cock an eyebrow looking slightly concerned. Maybe reply with a "huh..." afterwards.

That shit was emotionally withering when I got hit with it by a few relatives
>>
>>147471436
Why did this post hit me in the feels so hard, It's like when the guy on /lolgen/ said that we were his only friends. Conor pls don't be such a shut in ;__;
>>
>>147461715
ROLLLLL
>>
>>147461715
rrrrrrrolll
>pls no zarya
>>
>>147465153
>Osama hanzo on the left has no draw string and noticeable underboob

My sides
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>>147470751
From what I heard it's 10 meters.
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>>147469080

Superior watermark-less version
>>
So seriously, what the fuck is Genji good for? He doesn't win any 1v1, he just gets outclassed by tracer or Reaper in almost everything.

yeah he has some combo that does like 100 damage but that isn't enough to kill anyone in the game and it just burns all of your cooldowns and leaves you a sitting duck.

Apparently he is a counter to Bastion, but how the fuck does that even work? His reflect is on far too long of a cooldown and is effective far too short, not to mention he can't do shit while its up. So all the bastion needs to do is stop holding down left click for one second.

People keep bringing up random pros or some shit whenever talking about Genji, but those same pros would dominate on any character because of overwhelming mechanical skill, and not because of any strengths that genji provides.

So seriously what the fuck is the point of playing Genji ever?

He needs some major fucking buffs.
>>
>>147472475
i can finally save this, ty based anon
>>
>>147466032
Not a single one of these are good.
>>
>>147472558
Reflect is fucking broken and abuse-friendly.
>rain justice
>Genji starts reflecting
>immediately move the cursor away
>he kills me anyway
>>
>>147472868
>immediately move cursor
>expect the projectiles that are already flying to move with your cursor
how is rank 0 going for you
>>
>>147469480
I CLICKED AND NOTHING'S HAPPENING SEND HEPL
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>>147472558
>Doesn't win 1v1

If you're some kind of autist who thinks every fight is supposed to be stand still then sure, that makes sense.

Meanwhile, at an MMR where skill exists

>Literally the hardest fucker to hit, insanely small hitbox with double jumps, dashes, and wallclimbing making him as hard to pin down as a tracer
>This spastic chimp will 2 hit all your team's backline with his ultimate because they probably can't see him zipping around
>Walk up to Bastion
>Hit him until he starts shooting you
>Press E and win
>>
>>147461715
ayy
>>
>>147468978
>Genji
>Needs a buff
He doesnt need a buff you shitter
t. Genji main
>>
>>147467302
i use my wrist and if i need more radius i use my forearm. am i weird?
>>
>>147471012
i feel like leaving and taking the loss, and winning the next one would've gotten you further.
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