Heroes of the Storm - /hotsg/

Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

FOOOREEEVEEER YOUUUUUNNGGGGGG
eurobeat best hype music for HOTS

isnt this game even easier than LoL? roflmao do u guise also watch speed running as a competitive e-sport? LOL

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>>147310469
no one cares
shut up and post best chink

>>147310469
fuck off you commie piece of shit

>>147310469

Ponyfucker yes, karma whore no. You don't get karma for self posts.

Don't ask me how I know this.

>>147310667
>posts shit skin
>while defending reddit
can't make this shit up

Why is everyone in GM/M so mean?

>>147311458
They got baited into falling for the ranked meme.

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Kel'Thuzad when?

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>>147310667

>>147311458
In my experience, GM players are way more chill than lower leagues. I think they're just less tolerant of shitty players because the skill difference is so obvious. Even then, those that openly flame about it are rare. What exactly happened?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaTeYQX9FFw

>pro level medivh and chromie play

>>147313738
He probably picked Wrath as Sonya

>>147313738
Every match I see people swearing at underpeformers and telling them to kill themselves, and no one ever responds to small talk in the lobby. It's making me miss diamond

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>>147313884
Both of Sonya's ults are good, but leap is more situational. It requires some sort of followup from your comp and is best against multiple squishy backliners. Wrath is a good all-purpose pick.

Pic related: Diamond + masters stats

>>147310667
I want to fuck that chink

>>147314053
You on EU or something? I'm GM on NA and I almost never see stuff like that. The only real time it comes up is if a lower skilled player starts the flaming first.

>>147313813
>110 minutes
Nope.
>Medivh
Nope.

>>147314195
>110 minutes
You can skip through the non-gameplay parts you know

>Medivh
Why haven't you embraced Medivh as your lord and savior yet?

>>147314260
It's more of he's incredibly overpowered now and he's only been buffed from good to overpowered because reddit are full of impatient bronze players. Just sick of seeing him.

>>147311458
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superiority_complex
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferiority_complex

they are whiny formerly Dunning–Kruger meme players that actually got good somehow and still have the same mental problems now that they know how to play.

it's far from everyone. you should probably feel sorry for them being so wrapped up in the game.

>>147314053
try playing a little later in the day maybe? certainly don't engage the guys on tilt for long if you want to climb. they are already out of it enough they don't need a reason to sit and type half the game.

>>147315180
>this guy is back

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>>147314053

Yeah, people still climbing are usually like this, regardless of rank/mmr. Perhaps things will settle out eventually, seeing as how new the game/season still is.

Always a little offputting, I think, when somebody has a tantrum in draft over picks, especially at low mmr when anything could happen.

>Can't stop people from picking whatever the hell they want to, so might as well do your best to make it work

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A Z U L A
Z
U
L
A

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

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Your soul shall be mine!

>>147315398

Which guy?

Anyone else get silenced recently? I did for the first time ever been playing since alpha); and if you take a look at the official forums it seems I'm not alone. Did Blizz just go full nazi on the community?

>>147316282
the guy that feels like it's his job to hang around on /hotsg/ and make lengthy autistic posts about shit no one really gives a fuck about

>>147316162
I am your nightmare!

>>147316806

Which one, though?

>>147316162

Wonder when we'll be getting his spotlight.

>>147317005
>Wonder when we'll be getting his spotlight.
I think it will be on monday before they put him on the PTR.

>>147317080

Nice, nice. Looking forward to it.

>dread orb ability
>aoe fear

Was sort of expecting him to be the Fiddlesticks of Heroes, but still seems pretty neat.

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>>147310469
THERE ARE HERE
RIGHT NOW

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>>147317301

I'm dead.

That's hilarious. Leakbro took a few months to surface, I thought.

>>147310469

He didn't sell anyone out though. He doesn't know who the fuck the guy is. He's just spreading the info that that guy WANTED to leak.

Get the fuck over it.

Kinda wish someone would sell him out for real though. Like, I want to go 'Holy shit, Gul'Dan!', not 'yep, that one guy was right'

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>My fate must be a bright one, to have a ally such as you.

M...Medivh stop. You're making me blush.

>>147317301
lmao that's me, i just posted that - what a small world. Don't worry, can't karma whore from text-posts anon

>>147317420

Eh, I think it's mostly just that the "news" wasn't put directly into the mainstream, and I'm sure he could've simply posted it on Reddit if his intentions were to draw as much attention as possible.

I like how it's a little quieter here, even if it gets a tad slow, especially during the day.

>>147317605
Redditors do this shit for the attention and points. Also you still see the score. Karma is irrelevant.

>>147317974
t. reddit pro

>>147317974
>Karma is irrelevant.
it is for me yea, cuz i got like 500k, but i am not karma whoring...just posting on smaller subs stuff i like - mainly /r/animegifs..and in 3 years it ads up

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Anub is cute! Cute!

>>147312836

>announced 2014
>2014+2
>still not here
>literal whos coming into the game before the true KT

>>147318459

Yeah, still waiting for our little Corki of a gnome, too.

>soon

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>>147318514
Corki WHEN!?

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>>147318606

Aye, that guy. Sort of disappointed by the rate at which they're releasing Heroes if they actually have them planned out as far as leakbro suggested.

>still no Kel'Thuzad
>still no pic related

>>147317301
Is nothing sacred?

>>147318606
i'm so fucking sick and disgusted with this retarded "tiny person riding some other thing" bullshit stereotype

league of legends - corki + rumble
dota - batrider + timbersaw
paragon - howtizer + iggy&scorch
paladins - pic related, his name is ruckus


it's fucking disgusting. and it's always some retarded ugly looking fucks too. why don't they ever look even moderately passable as a living creature, makes me fucking sick to look at them

at least Sgt. Hammer doesn't look too bad, sucks that she's a midget though

>>147319481
We do have chromie and she is cute cute cute

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>>147319481
forgot pic
fuck me his face makes me want to punch him in the nuts

>>147319536
chromie is fine, she doesn't ride any machine or creature, she's just short

>>147319481

Is it really that bad, though?

And isn't Rumble at least not disproportionately small, like Hammer?

>goblin shredder "hero" when

>>147319571
>literally just a shredder
Blackfuse when

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>>147319750
>>147319585
the only thing i care about is that the characters not have a face that makes you want to punch them in the dick

i'm sick of the stereotypical character archetype, but if you're going to make a character like that, at least make them not revolting to look at

pic related
it's a hero from Strife called Carter (because he pulls a cart)

FUCKING REDDIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE TO YOUR CONTAINMENT WEBSITE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>>147319925

>carter because he pulls a cart

Hah, that's almost like something out of Dota.

>>147319750

Hey, that's a good one, actually. Wouldn't mind seeing him.

>belts
>no idea how they could make this mechanic work, tho

>>147310393
>old thread: 147172325
Nice link, faggot.
>>147172325

LUNARA

>>147319925
strife is my favorite dead assfaggot (inb4 heroes)
rook was fucking great

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>>147320079

>>147320079
I want to ____ that ____

>>147320194
>tfw

I miss afk ricing with the monkey for 20 minutes and then pressing R to demolish their whole team.

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>>147320027
as a 3 year old redditor, i find this type of language to be very condescending

>>147320027

I think you've consumed a few too many 4chan memes regarding reddit, friend.

>even if that place is a truly positive cesspool of a circlejerk about how infallible Blizzard is, taking the moba genre is completely new and dead directions

>>147320386
>memes

>>147319536
>>147319571
Chromie rides my dick every day tbqh

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>>147320325
i am not very good but i had this moment with Artanis in my second game with him, it felt great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuQN7vGn4So

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guys I'm scared

>>147322003
H̴̜̫Ẹ̳ ̟̝̘̣͉̭C̼͚̀O̸̻̝͔̭M̀E̖̬̕S̨̰

Haven't played in a while, how is the game? How are Chromie/Medivh?

>>147322329
games still comfy and fun. gul'dan on ptr monday. chromie and medivh were released as memes and are now slightly viable memes.

>>147322547
>medivh was released as a meme and is now a slightly viable meme.
t. reddit

>>147322391

This zoomed in picture with funny face meme should fucking die already. It's way, WAYYY past the funny stage. Is just cringe.

>>147322960
>Is just cringe.

hi fellow redditor

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coincidence?

>>147323276
Yep. You suck and playing anything more difficult than a panda is too hard for you.

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>>147322960

If you're new do you just play everything to level 5 for the gold?

>tfw need solid tank for last pick
>DEHAKA

only constant.

>>147325185

Dehaka has the potential to be a fine pick, though. Especially on larger maps.

What else was drafted, and what MMR was this at?

is Medivh fun?

>>147325886
Not really

>>147318283

how do people make animations like this?

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Who's the biggest cuck in Wacraft's history?

>>147325973
damn really?Just tested him against bots and his abilities seem really fun

>>147326110
Illidan

cucked by
>Tyrande
>Kael
>Akama
>Malfurion
>Kil'Jaeden
>Sargeras
>Arthas
>Maiev

>>147326110
Illidan and Kael for sure

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So do we know what skills Guldan/Auriel will have yet?

>>147326771
fear

>>147325349
abathur
illidan
tracer
morales
dehaka

in that order, on BHB

plat league

>>147326771

some sort of knockback that stuns when hero hits obstacle

>>147317301
holy shit

>>147326771

Auriel gets resurrect ally ability, Axolotl already told us gul'dan's abilities be like fear and some life draing

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hey guess what im gonna do

im gonna fly to enemy core and die every time after respawn

the why bother team comp

>>147328631
>crying about WILD WEST team comps when unranked draft exists
Were you born retarded, or did you bang your head against a wall 100 times?

>there are no retard nova/zeratul/abathur/medivh/chromie picks in draft

>>147328816
hey there, bronze league dumb faggot. did u report me, am i silenced cuz of scrubs like you? enjoy your unranked draft where rank 30 players ruin games for rank 1

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Even with all these characters banned, Jaina would still be a bad pick.

When will Gul'Dan be released?

>>147329798
He will be on the PTR monday and released next tuesday.

>>147329270
why is lili so huge

>it's a HL match with grandmasters mixed in with low gold players
Is this game dead, I thought it was just a meme?

>>147329907
For big adventures

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They can do good character art when they don't have to draw faces

>>147317301
Is that from carbot animation or an anon? Does anybody has more cute pictures so I can gain upvoats on reddit?

>>147331075
the way they do these is taking the in-game model, posing it, taking a screenshot and then making an artist paint over it (sometimes without other references and on very short notice). if they actually let the artists who make the designs that the model is based on do the artworks, it'd look much more "in-character", but have a less unified and polished look. it's not the artist that are shit, it's the way blizzard is using them.

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>>147331228
There is literally no excuse for Li-ming's face

>>147331325
>change Sonya's face even though it fit her playstyle and personality to a T
>leave lemming's face

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TASTU MAH BRADE WHEN

>>147331228
That's super ironic since 3D models are made originally from a bunch of 2D drawings and concepts for 3D artists, but it's bad if they do it in reverse? please

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>>147331075
>oh cool, another angel hero
>it's not Imperius
sometimes i wonder what the fuck hots's development team is doing
heck, even Malthael is arguably more popular

>>147331507
He is after Auriel, he and Varian are next.

>>147331591
>please
not him, im not sure what youre defending here, li-mings, lunaras and sonyas face are objectively hideous in their art.

>>147331591
it's bad when they do it in reverse BADLY. if they did it well, it'd work but they obviously can't do that. starting with the fact that they use different artists for the concepts and the finished portraits.

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>>147331747
They have good art sometimes, like they did Jaina's really well.

>>147331597
>GRAAAAAAAGH NEPHILIM SAVE ME
who gives a fuck about memeperius

>>147331597
Imperius has a good design, but all he did was lose in D3. Lost to Tyrael, lost to diablo collapsed in front of the nephalim, he literally couldn't do anything ever.

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>>147331672
>>147331747
Tracer face is the most beautiful thing I've seen in my life, just look at it. I personally applaud blizzard for his cast diversity, more games should feature down syndrome girls as they really are, completely normal and equal human beings.

>>147331846
>They have good art sometimes
>yeah i mean SOMEtimes i guess they have some good art, but only like 10 % of the time - most Blizzard art is shit otherwise.
this is what you just said. Is that how you truly feel? I think they have some of the best artists in the biz and they are spot on 99% of the time

>>147331497
>change Sonya's face even though it fit her playstyle and personality to a T
Huh?

>>147331075
>>147331228
They use the same artist because he can do a bunch of things well (monsters, armor, rugged looks, etc.) but he's total shit at faces and eyes especially.

>>147331926
fuck off don't remind me
>>147332027
hots has a fair share of heroes that were complete wimps in their respective games
take tychus for example; gets shot in the face by his best friend after having done barely anything in the actual game
so even if imperius was a pushover in diablo 3, i think it'd be nice to see him as he could be in hots

>>147332302
Up Syndrome actually

>>147318283
anub is a cunt in-game but this is nice
thanks for posting

>>147332302
What's wrong with her face?

JOHANNA

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>>147332961
gets the worst skin after over a year waiting for a new skin

where are the complete voice lines reads found at?

>>147333018
>tfw they could have made a spellbreaker hero and given Johanna a better skin

>>147333018
>basing a skin off a bad cosplay they saw at blizzcon
why would they do something like that?

>>147333018
Both of her skins make her look like a man, they should've just made her a man if they wanted one so badly desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZwDx1eDjyU

Why is Lunara so fucking cute? It should be illegal

>>147334282
She's not cute, infact she's anti-cute.

>>147334663
kys you are self

>>147333534
but le reddit SJWs would not have been as happy

>>147334663
She is by far the most cute, the way she looks, the way she hops, the way she moves her little hand when she uses her Q, her laugh and leap. Literally everything about her is the most cute

>>147333534
spellbreakers are supposed to be dudes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ea996d4CFM

>>147335183
does it keep rising in pitch

>>147335183
>quickcast off

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>>147333018
ive always liked the spellbreaker look but that skin is bad. maybe if the helm was narrower and she had the correct shield

zoltan kulle, druid, leah, mephisto, baal, cydaea, rakanoth (becus why not), belial (shud be like abathur for enemies), ithereal, malthael, imperius

>>147335589
I smell magic in the air

>>147335183
HooOOOOOooooOOOOH
HOOOooooOOOOH
hoooOOOOOooOOOoOOOOHHHH

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Game has gotten worse than Dota 2 to me in the respect that I have to wait 10 min queue just to get into a fucking 15 min shitstop with retards on my team who literally can't play and then 10 min q just to get same fucking lost points back. I wanna kill myself.

>>147335183
how big is sonyas dick?

https://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/vo/vo_hero/Sonya/Sonya%20-%20Default/Sonya_Pissed15.mp3

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>>147335589
The problem with it is they put too much garbage on her armor. The shoulders are from like Tryande's blood elf skin too and just don't fit with that skin.

It's like wtf is even going on here, why tack on so much stuff, the armor should look stylish but functional.

>>147335882
doesn't matter how long it is, as long as it she forcefully shoves it down my throat im happy.

>>147335183
what about zarya's and johanna's cocks? and the cute little dicklets of li ming and tracer?

>>147336023
>>147336373

Fucking sonya poster is back again probably gonna take over each general made fuck

>>147326771
Hand of Gul'dan
Chaotic energy
Rain of fire
Drain life
Life tap
Fear

that's for guldan.

About Auriel that's a good question. They seems to take in consideration that we want better and useful supports. They are trying new stuff with medivh and auriel.

>>147337121
the fucky thing about medivh is his classification as a specialist which seems to be tailor made for one reason only: fucking with quick match. why he isn't labeled as a support is beyond me.

>>147337903
Because noobs expect supports to heal and Blizzard wants noob-friendly games.
Now why Tassadar is a "support" too, don't ask, it's been a long time since that.

>>147337903
What blizzard means by "support" is healer.
Anything that doesn't have a role is a specialist.
So we can expect Auriel to have a healing skill.

>>147338286
tassadar can heal, so they label it as a support.


I think in general blizzard needs to create more categories for their heroes.
Separate healer from supports, separate tanks from bruisers etc.

>>147326357
Altruis also cucked him.

>>147338785
>tass can heal
so can medivh

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>>147328816
Did you really expect anything better from someone who is silenced?

>>147338785
They wont do that, we could easily split assassins into burst damage, sustained damage and ambush roles.
but when you start doing that you get a lot of roles, the less roles the better.
4 roles is the minimum possible, and having only 4 makes the game more accessible for new players, if you alienate new players the game is dead, especially with the LoL and DotA2 competition

>>147341495
>>147338785
with more heroes I'm sure they would define the roles more

They've already branched out from assassins and mages(Blizzard refers to KT, Ming, etc as mages themselves, they just haven't officially labeled them).

does anyone have any video of those myInsanity chicks actual game?

>>147342510
That's just to differentiate between character that do most damage with auto attacks or with abilities. There's not reason to do that in game.

is Hell Billie still available? I want to get that fucker when I buy Booty Ming

>Play nova for the first time since rework
Seems alright
>Nobody clears camps from our lanes
>Nobody pushes forts when we have body advantage
>I go do it... as NOVA
>I end with most kills AND most SIEGE
Since when was nova this good?

>>147344681
I think he'll be available all year long, until next anniversary. They'll probably gonna change them once each year.

>implying the game's gonna be there a year from now

https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4r3wr8/ptr_patchnotes_guldan_abilities_and_balance_changes/

Does Midna actually have a puss puss? Thoso twili in TP didn't have any.

>>147346132
wrong waifu thread

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ded thread for ded game
even ntg was more active than this

>>147347870
Reddit ruined this game.

Will auriel have a miku outfit?
Or a mercy outfit at least

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>get rehgar to level 10
>try out malfurion today
>he's just a shittier version of rehgar

i dont get it; why would you pick malf over rehgar ever?

>>147350841
When you have no other support

aka never

>>147350841
he was good before all this burst meta bullshit
he's also a good anti-dive support with his twilight dream (tranq is shit)

This game is fucking retarded. There is 0 reason to pick any tank besides Johanna. She outclasses everyone and is braindead easy to play.

>>147350841
Moonkin build is kinda fun but that's probably it

>>147350841
Malf is worst support, and I can not think of how to fix him.
Actually, he's not that bad, it's just that he doesn't really have a kit that lets him shine. They should give him a third R or something that can be used for denial.

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>>147350106
No idea, one thing we know for sure is that Auriel loves singing and is really good at it, everyone loves her in heaven so she is kind of an “idol” there, but no idea if they will portray that aspect of her in game, Mercy skin could happened depends on what blizzard desires to do with her character in hots Morales use the heal beam and if Auriel revives it really limits Mercy a little

>>147351386
yeah, she is so good, that's why johanna is picked in competitive. now go crawl back to your bronze league, stupid SUBHUMAN FAGGOT.

before anub 100 hp nerf it was like this:

muradin->anub (not solo but can)->etc->johanna

you are biological trash, or a troll, idk, either way, your family should be fucking murdered

>>147351386
Muradin is better in general and there are tanks that are better situationally. Jo is really good though, especially if you can time her blinds well.

>>147350841
Because he's 2k gold and "i dont own uther xd"

>>147351386
Muradin > ETC > Johanna > everyone else

>>147351809
Muradin is fucking garbage. ETC is no good when people know to stop mosh. Johanna is literally godlike unkillable with chain stun and disruption + blind. Pick Johanna and you basically win the game for free if your teammates aren't too handicapped. This games balance is awful.

>>147352006
stop anon, you're embarrassing yourself

>>147352108
Muradin has fucking nothing anymore, Avatar just turns you into a useless HP sponge since the ministun is gone. Stun nerfs killed him even further.

im trying to make webms of all my sick MLG frags but why are they all so colossal

i have a 20 second one in fucking 480p and it's like 6 MB and the file size limit is 3 MB

>>147352375
>still holding onto the outdated avatar meme
bruh, embrace the haymaker
shit is hilarious

>>147316806
I found his post to be quite infooooooooooooooooooooooooooormative.

>>147352571
I don't get how haymaker is supposed to work
Do you leap behind someone and punch them towards your team?

>>147352801
no, that's fucking retarded, that's Johanna taking Falling Sword levels of fucking retarded

>herpderp i'm the team's tank, let me use up my mobility skill, punch a guy into my team, and then fuck around while being unable to peel for my teammates

you just fucking play normally, hang by the frontline, just stun them the fuck out

>illidan/gm dives your team
>slow them with thunderclap (reduce their AS too)
>wait for them to do their tricky bullshit (illidans flippy shit), then stun with hammer
>let your teammates pummel him
>stun him again with haymaker (ideally into a wall nearby)

repeat as necessary
you shouldn't be wasting your leap at the start of any fight to begin with unless you know you can get a pick

>>147352801
Yes. Also you can use it as a finisher because it's like 600 dmg and can hold two charges.
Punch dwarf is fantastic.
If you are really good you can do massive damage by punching them into a teammate too

>>147352503
Too high bitrate or fps

>>147353169
>>147353175
Ah, I just started playing and got Muradin because I've loved him since WC3.
I'll try haymaker then and report results

>>147352801
Except it never works because if they move even an inch they will get launched to the side instead of back where you wanted.

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>>147310469
Don't give this up. It says a lot about how shitty people can be, and why we actually cannot have any nice things, as overused as that meme may be.

>>147354709
>>147310469
you guys are going to turn into that barneyfag on /v/ and /co/
the ones who do nothing but spam this retard bullshit because they think they're doing a service when in reality, you're just as bad

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>>147354329
>He can't land a good punch
>mfw

>>147355018
Found the redditor. FUCK OFF.

just a friendly reminder to all shitters out there to not use your CC to """"clear"""" a wave as etc

When will reddit be added back to the spam filter?

>>147355018
1) I don't think I'm doing a service, I just find it astounding how shitty people are, and I enjoy pointing that out.

2) Fuck you, ponyfucker.

Reddit actually thinks widowmaker would make a good hero that would be totally different than nova

>>147356549
They also think "toxicity" is a real problem and that Overwatch is a good game.

>>147356549
This, I actually do believe. She had a lot of potential just in the fact that her rifle was both an automatic rifle and a sniper rifle in one, which would have made for a damn neat trait. That, plus grappling hooks and poisonous mines, she could have been a rather neat character. Problem is she'd be just another Assassin to shit all over Nova because they're inherently designed much better, with VASTLY better talents. Something Nova still doesn't fucking have despite their "rework".

She needs better fucking talents, man. And Kerrigan needs a rework period. These devs are so retarded.

>>147357014
>Kerrigan is still left in the dumpster

Unbelievable. What the hell do these devs even do?

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Let's talk about best Orc lads.
You think he will hulk up in HotS as well?

>>147357170
not joining in on the "let's turn kerrigan into a pants on head retarded ultra goddess deity" train it seems

>>147357285
why is metzen so shit ?

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>>147357482
lack of oxygen from sucking orc cocks

>>147352801
Use it as a normal stun against a wall normally

But against certain enemies, you can punch them into your team, sor example, every support, and probably Sargent Hammer

Do not do it with assasins and of course other tanks, it can end up extremely badly for you and your team

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Is Arthas shit or something? Some sites claim he's top tier but his damage just seems to be very lacking and his survivability doesn't seem to be stellar when compared to other tanks. Does he make for a remotely good pick in HL or will I just get called out? He is lacking the stuns that other top tier tanks have and the healing from Death Coil is honestly abysmal.

Shit sucks because the new costume they teased the other day is based as shit and I want to get really good with him, but it's looking like I might just only use him in QM.

>>147358671
He cannot solo tank. He is a glorious off-tank where he acts like a bulky control assassin.

hey i just go t the horse from diablo 3. wut heroes should ride on it? except arthas and green leorik.

also cydaea when?

>>147358671
He's great, it's just that he's another one of those Bruiser secondary tanks, and is more of a bodyguard than anything. But if you're just going to be hanging back and protecting others, something with a stun would do better.

That, and key targets nowadays tend to have either mobility or something to deter someone like Arthas from just walking up to them and bursting them. They're giving Assassins too much to work with, for someone like Arthas.

>>147358985
I guess that makes him kind of a niche pick like Sonya then. Sucks though, I want to be good with a character that I like and also know I'll always be able to play in HL.

>less than 10 points from a promotion match

This shit is retarded. So now I have to win 2 games in a row just to promote, and if I fail the promotion the 190 or so points are just fucking gone and count for nothing?

>>147359041
I fucking LOVE Xul on it.

>>147359374
>I want to be good with a character that I like and also know I'll always be able to play in HL.

As someone whose favorite hero is Gazlowe, it fucking kills me. However my other favorite characters are Rexxar, Xul, Nazeebo and Rehgar. So I guess I sort of have it easy in that regard.

My bro's favorites by far are Kerrigan and Nova, and he's legitimately REALLY good at both of them, but he's so fucking upset over the butchering of her ever since they over-buffed her for no reason, then gave her a shitty rework to "tone her down for new players". Now that she isn't the same, and Kerrigan is outclassed hard by fucking everything, HL is barely even an option for him. He doesn't even want to play anymore. Sucks.

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>>147361189
>both sides have a support
>both sides have a tank
I get you're complaining because your team has no damage but honestly it's better than another 3 assassins 2 specialists game in my opinion.

>>147361189
Welp, have fun with your no damage comp

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>>147361189

>always two mirrors in quick meme

>>147361189
If Li Li takes jugs, disengage immediately. Aside from that, it's pretty even. They have two healers, but you have more damage. If not for the Li Li, it'd be an insta-win for you guys.

PTR this tuesday, hopefully they give some love to Kharazim and other supports.

>>147335890
>>147335589
Her hunched posture just makes it look all the worse with that helm highlighting the disparity in angle between her torso and face.

>>147362623
I wish they made Deadly Reach cleave so the guy could get some fuckin waveclear. I'd play him exclusively.

>>147358638
>Do not do it with assasins and of course other tanks, it can end up extremely badly for you and your team
Can second this. Got fucked over really bad by a Muradin who kept Haymakering ETC into the group.

>>147359389
Having the whole 1000 poins for promotions with ranked points gained or lost always between something like 190 and 210 was a fucking horrendous idea. Literally all it accomplishes is giving you 5 198 point games and leaving you 10 points short. And even if you win a bunch of 205 point games or whatever, you still need to win the same amount of games to fucking rank up, because the 5 point bonuses will only add up to like 20, and it wont be enough to cancel out a game, you'll have 820 points and still a game out of your promo. Literally the only thing the ranked point system accomplishes is jewing you out of your promo by 6 or 7 points.

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>>147363369
Yes I think they should just do promo games for each league and let you carry over the points whenever you move up/down a teir

>>147359389
The point system is completely retarded if you aren't somehow in bronze while having 3k mmr so you are gaining like +50 per win. Would have made more sense to have a 5 wins + promotion game per rank and start you off with 1 win everytime you rank up and have grandmaster be MMR based

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>>147363369
>>147363897
>>147363952
>>147359389
pic related

shit shouldn't happen

deder than that cal berkeley student in bangladesh

>>147316784

You're probably just an asshole.

>>147316784
If you're going to be an asshole then own up to the consequences of it, dont go around crying like a bitch about it.

>we will never get an actual spellbreaker hero now

>>147369067
silence is anti fun
there's a reason it's only on ults

>>147369067
>we will never get an actual medic hero now

Why did Uther skin had to ruin it! WHY!!!

>>147369375
>we will never get guldan because of azmodan's skin!

>>147369168
retard logic. stuns are way more disabling (anti fun) and there are tons of them

We'll never get decent female character art.

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>>147369727
as long as waifus exist there will be lewd fan art of them

>>147370034
CUTE!

I want lament of the highborne to be played at my funeral

>>147369067
>we will never get an actual literal legend

>>147370034
how big is slyvanas' dick?

>>147370656

>>147336023

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>>147369727
If fanart is any indication, not as big as Yrel's.

>>147370759
Yrel just looks like a man.

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>>147370759
yrel is only relevant because best draenei died alongside best orc, and she just happened to be there to inherit his position.

>>147370656
pretty big according to

http://img.rule34.xxx//images/1679/7c43c2b4e8359b07be46f39e12ab96ce.jpeg

Where the FUCK is Edwin VanCleef????

>>147371871
right after vanessa

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Well, she was there. Also fuck placements. I thought this shit was gone and overwith by now.

>>147371807
>potentially sexy image
>dude long blue benis lmao
Futafags are the fucking worst.

>>147371871
In hearthstone

>>147372519
Agreed. There's more money in shit-taste though. Furfags, futafags and bronies tend to pay much more for each piece.

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>>147372634
Sadly true. The futafaggots are the reason there's so little good draenei art.

>>147372519
i mean i love me some girl penis everynow and then but that cock is too long.

>>147372519

>potentially sexy image
>artist fails to put a nice juicy cock in it

Vanillafags are the fucking worst.

>>147372924
>draw a woman
>100% feminine
>wait let's put something completely out of the picture and unrealistic in
>yea das it mane perfect

>>147372519
>>147372634
>>147372829
Why do normies always go full autism mode when it comes to porn?

You both know theres 10 times the amount of porn thats not futa but still cry about it for no reason

>s-stop liking what I don't like!

yeah some people like different things than you bud

>>147373015
Who are you to tell me girls can't have thick meaty dicks, stranger?

>>147373131
How is that normie? How is that "full autism"? Also what you said contradicts one another. >>147372634 stated a fact. These types of fetishes DO get higher commission.

>>147373131
Found the futafaggot.
Girls with peepees are just boys.

>>147373238
>How is that "full autism"

anything you don't like cant simply be attributed to autism.

You know somebody is insecure when their precious snowflake fetish gets poked fun at.

>>147373438
You know someone's a queer when his precious boi pucci doesn't want to be poked by feminine dick

>>147373438
insecure about what? the only insecure ones are the ones that won't just admit that they would love to have a nice hard dick shoved down their throats

>>147373238
Theres more vanilla porn that futa porn. What 'fact' are you talking about?

>>147373631
Learn to read, anon. The answer's in the post you quoted.

>>147371807
is it weird that my problem with her dick is that it's really disproportionate?

>>147373631
We're not discussing low quality crap. The IS a disproportionate amount of futa and furry high quality stuff.
Futa is literally faggotry in denial, don't pretend some aesthetic bullshit. A clean vagina > clean dick, no contest.

>>147373908

>liking feminine penises is the same as liking men

ok nerd

>>147373704
Literally go on hentai foundry and compare. It doesn't get commissioned more. There's no 'fact'.

>>147369067
>tfw we'll never get Illidan and Malfurion because of those Malfurion and Illidan skins

>>147374131
>These types of fetishes DO get higher commission.
Not anyone else's fault you can't read for a damn.

>>147373908
Who cares if it's gay? Are you 15? Are you a paranoid shitskin? There's no reason to be sperging out about it.

>>147373908
Honestly I like it if the futa/herm is banging a non-herm/futa/full female, but you're right on that. Most of the futa pics are just ladies standing there with their dick hanging out, not even using it on other ladies.

If that's not faggotry/penis worship, I don't know what is.

>>147374198
Bro, it doesn't matter if you're talking about the frequency or the cost, it's both wrong. Theres no 'fact'. Unless you can provide a source, stop spouting nonsense.

>>147375040
What the fuck are you on about? First post in the thread of yours. Try reading before finding one post and looking like a moron.

>>147375040
>it's both wrong
Okay Mr. Bullshit Out Of Ass. Thanks for your useless opinion.

>>147375141
Maybe you should follow the thread? >>147372634

>>147375307
>ask for source on 'fact'
>"LOL WHATEVER DUDE"

k

>>147375614
>implying someone who comes in way late has any sort of relevant opinion
nah

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why are you idiots arguing over nothing in a vidiya game thread?

less talk more waifus

maiev when?

>>147375695
>open eyes to show the shine
>text says "blink", implying closing of the eye
well fucking which one is it?

>>147376402
her eye is blinking out of her head

>>147376521
jesus christ

>>147376521
EYE'M COMING FOR YOU.

>tfw just salami ashmansdlaonenore'd a whole team
:D

>Chen
>Illidan
>Kerrigan
>Tracer
>Kharazim

le jumpy team of high mobility

>>147377439
Well done chap!

>>147378357
ty :D

>>147377439
https://youtu.be/7WKS0Se_640

Now THIS prince is fresh!

Also, go fuck yourself. I don't know why they won't just nerf KT and Li-Ming already.

>>147379003
People buying them.

>>147379003
They are still 10k gold and necessary to own for HL, they won't nerf them until they bring their gold price down, just like they did Jaina brought her down to 4k and then nerfed the shit out of her so she is unplayable.

So I'm doing my hl placements, 1st and 2nd game every single person is has a blue border with 1 or 2 on it. What do the numbers stand for? How many placement games played?

>>147379408
how many dicks they've sucked

it's supposed to be for the rank league
i.e. diamond 1 is better than diamond 5

but matchmaking is still pretty fucking retarded, so it's a shitfest in diamond right now


remember how Rank 1 contained everyone from 2400 MMR up to 4200 MMR? that's diamond right now, it's a shit storm

>>147379619
Oh, that's weird. Is it just really easy to get into diamond? Shouldn't having crap mmr clamp your lp or w/e its called so it makes it slower to climb until your mmr rises to the correct amount for your league?

>>147379619
All shitstorms really. It's basically pre-patched ranked at the moment. What seems to be going on is that not enough people are playing for their current system to work, so higher ups are being matched with shitty people anyways in HL/TL.

That (and this may also be going on anyways) and placements were such a clusterfuck that the current system is causing things to move so slowly that people are stuck in a bunch of mini-hells.

>>147379884
getting into Diamond (the highest rank you can get placed in is D3) is about as easy as getting to Rank 1. you might land in gold or plat or whatever, but you can grind enough games to get to diamond 5 in a week or so

and yeah, when you play games, your rank points will have this "personal rank adjustment" or whatever that adds or subtracts points that you gain or lose depending on your invisible MMR and how close it is to what blizzard thinks your visible Rank should be. (which is fucking stupid, just show us the fucking MMR number)

but Blizzard still has that fucking retarded mindset of "everyone needs a chance to be a winner" and makes it stupid easy to get into diamond


>>147379940
yeah, matchmaking hasn't changed, just the rankings, so it LOOKS like it's different, but the behind the scenes algorithms used for matchmaking games is just as shit as before
also, for anyone else reading this, if you're not in diamond (or at the very least, plat), you're the equivalent of a Rank 20 and down, meaning you've got some serious lack of mechanical skill and nonexistent game sense (think of an ETC that dives 1v5 and lands a perfect 5 man mosh pit while his entire team is clear boss on the other side of the map). the game isn't that fucking difficult, you have no excuse not to be at least plat

>>147380623
>shitting on me for the sake of it
fuck you too anon

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>>147380771
git gud anon
i know you can do it

>>147380889
no get fucked

>>147380889
fuck you anime posters

>>147381012
>>147380993
:(

>>147379619
The whole MMR and ranked system is currently absolute dogshit. I only play HL for draft and the pubs there aren't as bad as QM.

>>147381012
>anime

isnt that girl from a VN?

>>147381679
It has an anime adaption. Needless to say, like 99.99% of adaptions, it's total shit.

>>147380623
>get saddled with shitters who feed on purpose because you're "always alone never with team" when you're playing Xul on Garden
>HURR DURR WHY ARENT U DIAMOND ONE

I dunno, you tell me.

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>pick murky
>get called a troll and reported by the entire team

>>147382272
I report gazlowe picks as well

2015 - 03 - 24 --- SYLVANAS
2016 - 03 - 29 --- DEHAKA

in between them: 13 HEROES RELEASED

13heroes/yr

lets assume hots lives for 2 more years

26 heroes left

lets assume hots lives for 3 yrs (HIGHLY UNLIKELY LOLZ and the quality of heroes will be absolutely shit)

39 heroes :D


and people ask for shit like "mercy when?" "why is widowmaker a skin qq" they should never make them heroes, they dont even have the most iconic ones in the game

btw

13x20 eur = 260 euro on $$$ hero+skin purchases a year


someone make a list of 26 heroes, RIGHT NOW

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>>147380623
Oh ok that makes sense, I played some back before the changes, game lagged on my computers in teamfights so I went back to league.

I still honestly have no fucking clue what I'm doing as I don't know the objective values to decide whether to push, get merc, or w/e. DESU just getting by with pure mechanical skill.

maybe someday Blizzard will treat their players like adults and actually show us our true MMR, and not some retarded feel-good-everyone-is-a-winner rank system

>>147382272
you should just mute chat until you are a decent rank

>>147382502
Why the fuck are the baka desu senpai filters still turned on.

>>147381656
They need to just fix the damn issues and then reset everyones MMR.

>>147382434
HotS will outlive LoL m8

>>147382434
13 a year is a really shitty speed considering the huge character pool they can draw from

>>147382434
but what if i don't live 2 more years?

>>147382859
At least the models look decent compared to the other mmos as well as skins. Rather then just recolored/slightly modified crap.

WHERES MY GODDAMN SUPPORTS?!

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>>147382434
Leakbro had over 26 heroes that he knew of that are in development.

Shandris
Valerian
Varimathras
Ragnaros
Mengsk
Maiev
Imperius
Gromm
Garrosh
Brann
Baal
Alleria
Deckard Cain
Rocknroll Racer
Selendis
Stukov
Vashj
Tosh
Moira
Varian
Belial
Deathwing
Ghom
Cydaea
Zul'jin
Auriel
Zarya
Aidan

So they have more than enough planned. And that's JUST the ones who have left the concept department. This doesn't even tap into the well of other well known names that aren't listed, like Ysera, Edwin VanCleef, D2 Paladin, D2 Druid, Superman, etc.

>>147382525
You think you want to see your MMR, but you don't.

>>147382776
>reset mmr
lolno

i never want to play with low ranked mmr trash again. there is no mmr hell, you just are not as good as you think you are

mmr decay if a minimum number of games per month are not played is a good idea though as it would eliminate shitters who return and mess up your games due to being rusty

>>147383074
>no Mannoroth
>no Socrethar
>no Tyrant Velhari
>no Archimonde
>no Kilrogg
fucking Blizzard

>>147383252
There is an MMR hell though. If there wasn't such a thing then you would not fear a reset as your skill would carry you right back to where you belong, thats in theory though. You know the truth would be you might get swept down with the crap and never return.

>>147383074
>Gromm
>Garrosh
Why would those be separate?
Grom would just be a skin for Garrosh.

>>147383527
What is this Velhari and Socrethar meme? Why would random bosses (who were in Velhari's case not even memorable or well received) make it into the game?

>>147384396
That makes no sense.

>>147383590
we would end up in literally the exact same situation as we are now, only a year or two down the line

>>147383074
>Deckard Cain
How in the bittersweet fuck is Cain supposed to fight?
Identify his enemies to death?

>>147382989
>Look decent
I think you mean look THICC hngggggg
Tyrande and kerrigan get my dick hard

>>147384498
Not if they fixed the ranked problems.

>>147384465
Socrethar was the best character in WoD and Tyrant is the third best fight in HFC, people are just retards with shit taste

>>147384502
Dislike Kerrigan, i think blizzard limits her looks too heavily based on that statue.

>>147384497
Garry has more presence and more fanboys, so he's the more logical choice.
He also has the option of a corrupted skin.
Grom has little presence in the cash cow that is WoW, even in the new expansion that was supposed to be all about him.
And since their play style and silhouette(big orcs with Gorehowl and all) would be virtually identical, there's little likely hood they would be separate heroes.

>>147384597
the ranked problems don't have anything to do with MMR you dip

rank is just a casual filter they put on top of mmr so people don't get their feels hurt when they find out their not as good as they think they are

>>147384501
he will be a medivh skin

>>147383527
>No Cairne
>No Gallywix
>No Vol'jin or Rokhan

Fuck them.

>>147384609
In what world is Tyrant the third best fight? It's probably the worst "proper" bossfight in the raid. No interesting or fun movements or mechanics, just really bland clumping and spreading and chaining CDs.