/aog/ - Attorney Online General

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>>147271731

first post for still the best

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>>147271859
Post Ema.

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>>147271941

Okay.

OP thank you for waiting this time

Reminder for our friendly potential DD rippers, if you don't have an iPad and need footage, check this pastebin for every case in full.
http://pastebin.com/thYfVGje

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So how can we sum up last thread?

>>147272227

Salty as always.

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>>147272227
The same way we sum up every thread

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>>147271941

Update when?

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>>147272939
This.

>>147272227
"There is a person who wishes to be female.
"That person told a group of other people about his(her?) situation
"One of those people, or an eavesdropper, then brought it to the thread
"People in the thread started flinging shit at each other for no reason
"In the grand scheme of things, none of it matters. Nobody would have met up in real life regardless.
"The only thing that really changed is that people might start referring to that person as 'he' (because that's his sex) or as 'she' (out of respect)
"However since most people sex people based on their character's gender anyways even that is moot and none of it mattered"

RIP, moot

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>When the court becomes more involved with Holmes' love life then the actual case
He'll find someone, I know he will. He deserves it

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once an area finishes up casing, drop by and play mafia with us for a bit as a break.

>>147273242
I can tell by how you type that you're a girl

Lablanc here from area 3, I lost connection to server, brb

Butterfly Kisses Menstruation Makeup Starbucks Men Fried Green Tomatoes Yoga Pants Tampons Diet.

I'm totally a girl, You can tell by the way I type.

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What if Athena was a boy?

Oy vey Goyim Money Shoah Gorillions Gold Holocaust Hitler JIDF

I'm totally a Jew, you can tell by the way I type

>>147278254
no

Oh no Strawpolls Lipflaps Quality Hawk DR characters Snow Fuck up

I'm totally Lupa, you can tell by the way I type

>>147278254
no

>>147278254
no

>>147278254
no

>>147278254
no

>>147278254
SHE IS IN AREA 4

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Alright, you get me there. But what about these?

>>147279956
The only difference is the tits
No

>>147278254
yes

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>area 3
>detective accidentaly presses enter by mistake
>gets indicted
>everyone is alien
ayy lmao

>>147281826
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>rec room once again proving themselves to be the worst in the server

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>>147281826
Detective here

I have no words of what i had done.
But i still got a huge as fuck laugh.
That's why ì'll remain in this game

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>rec room spams global so much the server lags

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Literally shut the fuck up, Rec Room and Mafia are both circlejerks and don't need to fight.

>>147282682

>the Mafiajerk tries to hijack A5 for their shit
>it's rec's fault

>>147282875

>earlier the rec room is crying about how mafia is done in area 1 instead of rec room
>people go to rec to do it
>people cry
>back to area 1

>>147282838

>$GLOBAL[3][Wellington]

3 isn't rec room.

>>147282980
>ded hours when it's literally just two rec roomer's opinion
>those users aren't even online anymore and most of the rec roomers on right now don't even know about mafia
They think you're trying to invade them because of misinformation, just drop it.

>it's one of the two nights in a week where most of AO has the time to case
>cannibalize players for Mafiashit anyway

>>147283113
Still waiting on that mafia ban.

In light of recent complaints, rules have been altered to be made more clear: Games that require a lot of people and organization (such as Whose Court and Mafia) are protected by the rules in the Recreation Room just like cases

Update today, I'm working on it, it's been a long and tough day

>Mafia began as an off-hours thing to be played in short bursts during case downtime
>now being forced into weekend peak casing hours
>they don't see a possible issue from this

>>147283082
>>147282980
It was 5 rec roomers telling people that they'd be fine with Mafia
That changed when Namu and Simon came on and had bitchfits about MUH CIRCLEJERK IN COMFY AREAS.
If you did Mafia an hour ago in the rec room you wouldn't have had any complaints until the 2 of them came on and started spamming.

>>147282980
I said they can have recroom if they move to epicmafia, and do post game discussions there, somehow that means they can all play their game mid-discussion.
Not that Whose Court hasn't survived any worse shit.
And again they refuse to move to epicmafia or Town of Salem even though it's so much easier to set stuff up and you don't even need a gamemaster let alone a full 5 minute downtime for vanillas

>>147283353
The ones complaining in global were a Badd player and a falseflagging Yogi who switched to rec to make it look like shit was being started.

>>147283384

because people like the AO client more than the other ones?

i hate the epicmafia UI

>>147283316
>forced
>literally finished one of the most ebin cases lately and wanted to do mafia before going to bed
>L E F O R C E D M E M E

Also you mafia shitfucks literally just used the excuse "the cases are full" when you can literally start building a new one right now with the people you have, and probably be done by the time that enough people have arrived (seeing as you're already over 5 people)

>>147283447
Not talking about global, talking about the people in the rec room

>>147283471

Literally how is the AO client suited for the format of Mafia at all? Even IRC is more functional than that.

It's always fucking Simon

>>147283592

superior graphics + courtroom setting

>>147283536

>every single night this week during peak hours
>using /need repeatedly
>not forced

>>147283729
>Using need repeatedly
>the ooc chat is just a massive slingshot war of poo everything someone mentions mafia is being held in one of the rooms

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coffee paynes soon

>>147283384
>Not that Whose Court hasn't survived any worse shit.
Underrated point honestly.

>>147283384
>>147284461

When even was the last Whose Court?

>>147285412
About 2½ week ago I believe. Shit dies out, just like Mafia probably will, but it was never due to interruption from people not playing.

I'd like to announce new changes

First of all, regarding the "Mafia ban", I see no reason to ban an activity from being done in the server, it just makes no sense, if people don't want to case they will certainly do something else, even if it consists of closing the game and going outside pursue their dreams, I see absolutely no reason to disallow them from relaxing and doing non-case activities in the server, so there are no plans to ban mafia, whose court or whatever other non-AA games are played yet

However, they certainly shouldn't be done in case areas, I can see how people are annoyed by that. I tried forcing them in the rec room but many people there just want to relax, not play games.

As solution, the following changes will happen:
a) The current "Recreation Room" will receive a new purpose: It is the area where non-case games (Whose Court, Mafia, Courtroom of Luck, etc) must be hosted. Games there are protected by the rules just like cases are protected in courtroom areas

b) A new area, "Lounge", will be created. Its purpose is no different from what our current "Recreation Room" is today

In other words: The current recreation room will be renamed to "Lounge". A new recreation room made for games will appear in its place.

Those changes will go live as soon as the update hits.

>>147286213
>Split the recroom into more rooms
>When area 0 is still not being used
LUPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>147286213
Oh shit, based Lupa BTFO everyone.

>>147286340
What's wrong with Area 0 being a quiet testing area?

>>147286340

Area 0 is the landing pad/testing room already.

If we make area 0 do something where will we test things?

>>147286213

>discussion agrees that Rec should remain Rec and new area should be Arcade or something to that effect
>Lupa disregards it anyway

>>147286570
It's just a name, who gives a shit.
Rec roomers are loungers now, whatever.

>>147286213
Bless Lupa

>>147286570
I did a strawpoll there and the vast majority wants to change its name though?

IMO, Lounge and Arcade are good enough.

My only suggestion as a whole is to NOT name the game room the Rec Room. That might cause confusion.

>>147287278
Game Room works better if you ask me.

>>147286213
Yeah that's great and all, sure to stop the shitposting and everything, but WHERE'S THE FUCKING UPDATE YOU NIGGER

Keep up the good work

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>>147286213
Hope it turns out well.

>>147287278
Recroom should be the room where people chill and do mafia. If you don't want to case, stay in the rec room.

>>147288295
thing is, people want to chill while other people do mafia. who do you side with as a mod? kick out the chillers, or kick out the mafiosos?

>>147288728
Recroom doesn't need moderation. If you want to "chill", close the client.

While I'm not against the Lounge/Recroom demarcation, I still think it's mildly retarded that the area MADE for games has been hijacked by people who want to use it as a chatroom.

>>147288845
then you aren't chilling with people who want to chill.

>>147288856
In all honestly, if the game was made for casing, why would you allow anything but? Do you go into other games and do nothing? I'm all for an area where you can chill after a case but not 24/7 "whenever you feel like hanging out" type of situation.

>>147289078
>He doesn't just sit in Dota 2 lobby the entire day stacking up hours played

>>147289315
Well i don't see an "hours played" on AO.

So Lupa add an "hours played" statistic.

>>147289078
I don't really see the point of that argument as even sD just sits around now, and the other servers rarely even case.

>>147290510
And if the other servers jumped off a bridge, would you follow?

>>147271731
Can you guys indict Hillary please?

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Its a >i have to only case in a game about casing
People keep forgetting that this game is basically a glorified chat room with sprites and all cases are literally just us making a puzzle and then trying to solve it

>>147291172
I'm saying you can't really say what you should be allowed to do in here because of it. Silly hyperbole by the way.

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>>147286213
>still no ERP area

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>>147292824
>still no ERP area

>try to play mafia
>people are actually ERP'ing at night, with detail.

this is gay af desu

>>147293824
Yeah, it's annoying.

>Wicked Flight, a very energetic and climactic theme, gets put in as a questioning theme

Just fuck my shit up.

>>147293978
This is going to fall into the same trap (CM) Moderato fell into, where if you don't use it as ONLY a Moderato/Allegro/Presto Questioning theme, people are going to fucking sperg out and hijack the jukebox.

It happens every fucking time, and that's why people need to pay attention to whether or not the category they're putting a song into fits its content.

>The card was in the first witnesses pussy.

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>>147294906
I liked it, hope you guys liked it too.

>judge dragging this out for no reason
JUST END IT SO WE CAN UPDATE ALREADY YOU FUCKING DICK

>>147296383
mad that you're not in a futanari case?

>>147296548
>futa case

Should've been shut down immediately, desu.

Is the new update out yet?

>>147296702
>>147296383

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To the Vera who did it, you didn't have to upload your entire folder.
Just a note for next time, it'd be nice if those emotes were the only things in the folder, as you may know, she has a lot of char.ini variations.

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>>147297201
Also I'm more so complaining about button overwriting than anything

>>147297358
I started copying the character folders I actually use out of folders before updates, for that reason.

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>forgot to mediafire the etrian odyssey songs a week ago
>finally do it this week
>Lupa forgets it
Better luck next update.

>>147296383
Shit, it's only my second case I don't know how long to drag it on for as Judge.

>>147302653
You don't need to. If you feel like it's time to end, you should end it if no one stops you.

>>147302747
Aye, but it felt like 1st witness and lead defense were having a jolly old time, so I let it roll.

Nick from A1 here.

Internet went out, posting from >phone. Should be back at some point, but it could take a bit.

Does Arcade finally mean I can find players for Super Turbo that aren't fucking Brazillians?

>>147307303
GIBGIBGIB

<a>g<e>p<0>1<

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>Medieval Ages case
>Ended up not really being Medieval Aged

case?

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>Decide on a whim to timelimit a case because it was starting to get late
>It improves the case

Wahey, I did a good.

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>still playing this after being kicked out of /v/

>>147317919
The heck's that picture from?

>>147317947
Zero Time Dilemma

>>147317947
Looks like ZTD or VLR.

>>147317919
It keeps calling me back.

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>this gets on CSS

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Alright, now that I got your attention, I'm going to post a survey for an AOV-themed Family Feud each couple of hours. Keep in mind this will at least take a month to complete, so don't worry about it for now.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10653294

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>>147320550
Due to a test, this is actually the real poll. This one allows multi-votes and has no captcha.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10653377

btw I'm page 10

>Download page says stuff for Rhoda added
>Nothing for Rhoda
>EO songs passed poll and were uploaded
>Not added to the update
>Luis was deleted from base game a while ago
>Lupa said he'd be in this next update for anyone who didn't download the full game
>Not in this update

So can I just make an unofficial patch already to fix this?

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New poll. Who is not pure?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10653849

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Anyone has some new good screencaps?

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>>147325817

>>147325327

>Replaced Apollo's deskslam with coffee
>Didn't fix Seven's objection and instead memed it with a female clip again

>>147325327
>>147326269

Philosophical update was a mistake

Wasn't Adachi's Zoom supposed to be included in this update?

>>147327280

It's in the files, the ini is just fucked probably

>>147327701
Fuck

>>147325327
>>147326269
>Cares more about the rec room and adding memes than actual quality control and adding things for people who case to use
>For some reason we accept this behavior

When is Lewdton gonna pull an Emass and make his own server where he hires someone to do the updates correctly and without adding all of this shit nobody wants?

>>147328000

Also, adding the zoom to the ini will fuck up all your buttons on page two, just rename the zoom buttons in the emotions folder to button24_on and button24_off
For some reason there's bloat in that folder now too

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>>147271731
Thinking of making more generals pictures

Somebody posted a link to a bunch of caps a few threads ago, if anybody still has it I'd appreciate it

>>147328706
For the 50th time, Lewdton doesn't give 2 shits and think everyone here takes the game and the events around it too seriously.

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>>147330058

>>147326269
Apologiez, the Apollofix is now in the suggestiondoc. Can't believe I let that one slide past me.

>>147330058
http://imgur.com/a/pB9VA

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coffee yes

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>>147332036
have another

I don't think improv works that well, guys.

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>>147332530
It doesn't.

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>>147332530

>>147332965

Rerip when?

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>>147332376
I'll also be trying to sort out Payne's buttons/ini since they're a bit messy

>>147333262
ty

Hello.
This is my first character and well...Nothing.
I just wanted to say this.

...
...
...
What else.
...
...
...
Oh right, well...This character is exclusive Courtroom of Lemons.
Like Uncharted for Sony and Halo for Microsoft.
So using him in other server could be bad.
BUT ANYWAY. Since i'm the one who made the character, i could use him in my own server.
...
...
...
...
Actually i don't have a server. But maybe in the future.
Who knows.
So then.
Mmh.....
Ok.
Also i will reveal something interesting for the future.
Stau tuned!

- anonymous

((pppppft.))

>>147334982

What?

>>147335642

some people in the past actually got upset that characters """unique""" to other servers were being used

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I REALLY NEED HELP WITH MAX PAYNE'S NEW INI BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK AND FUCKS UP ALL THE BUTTONS

INI: http://pastebin.com/D05WKGqs

MAX PAYNE FILES: http://www.mediafire.com/download/7c7dbx31pg335s9/Max+Payne.zip

>>147273242
>"There is a person who wishes to be female.
What is every single general on /vg/? Fucking hell, there's at least 1-2 of those in every thread and 4+ in MMO threads.

>>147336552
Nevermind, I think I've got it

>>147338917

Were your buttons named incorrectly?

>>147337448
Point is, that person "came out" in a public area and, for whatever reason, a couple of shitposters decided to shitpost about it for an hour or 2, either because they just don't like that person, they don't like trannies in general, they don't think someone like that should be a mod, or whatever.
But like >>147330225 says, everyone takes the game too fucking seriously.

>[IDLE]
>[IDLE]
>[IDLE]
>[IDLE]
It's a sad day indeed

Let's do a case then, bitch.

Meet me in area 3, and we'll build

DK Crew case still on for today?

>[IDLE] [IDLE] [IDLE] [IDLE] [IDLE] [IDLE] [IDLE]
We're building in area 3 if anyone wants to CASE.

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Reminder that this Athena is cutest girl

>>147343643
Futa Athena best Athena.

So when do we add Mario to AO? He fits the theme considering mario sunshine.

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>>147344130

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>>147344307
When are we adding piantas?

>>147344596
Pianta judge when

How do we call rec roomers now that they are in a lounge?

>>147345048
Loungers

>>147345048

Scroungers

>>147344307
Mario didn't even have a defense attorney and all the evidence against him was filmsy, not to mention he had an alibi

Delfino Island is corrupted as fuck

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>>147345682
OBJECTION!

If that plumber doesn't have a lawyer... Then I'll defend him myself!

>>147346049
kek

btw have you seen the new English trailer?

the fucking dub is awful

>>147346134
The new Objection and Hold It is significantly better than the DD one for Phoenix.

>>147339076
No,I just took some of the emotes off of the ini

ded

If the thread has no lawyer... then I'll bump it myself!

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Fucking lobsters.

>Holmes tells us how he blackmailed a girl for oral sex 4 times
>We tell him he raped a girl
>"It's not rape if I did it 4 times"
>"She consented when she put my dick in her mouth"
>"If she didnt want to consent she could've bit me"
>"I ended up telling everyone her secret anyways"
>"She didn't let me do actual sex. If it was rape I coulda forced her to"
>"It was more like a sex contract then blackmail guys"

>>147355192
what

>>147355192
What do you also believe every single time a girl has sex while drunk it's rape?

>>147355192
Did she move her tounge around, if so then it's not rape

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Little Trucy bounce incoming.

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>>147356156
bump

>>147356156
Should speed it up a bit, looks like she's letting off a fart rather than bouncing on her heels.

Does anybody have the doc of the Jew or at least the "delet this" thing with Zinc Lablanc and Klavier?

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>>147357867
What about now?

>>147358571
Better

>create system with co-defense
>co-defense bails, rando joins in and talks over lead
y-yay

>>147328706

Rec is right there minutes before update repeatedly reminding him of what needs to be done and it goes right over his head.

>>147328706
>>Cares more about the rec room and adding memes than actual quality control and adding things for people who case to use
Rec Room/Lounge are the fuckers who are always complaining about the lack of quality control though.

>>147364009
>implying anyone mentioned, or even noticed, that one emote of Apollo was misnamed
Like, how the fuck do you notice that

>>147363541
You could always tell him to stop

>>147363541
>Bitch about how you "may as well not have a bench"
>Bitch when your bench contributes.
Make up your mind. You can't do both in the same case.