/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

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Ohayo, friends!!
Anyone know what new Gekokujo-san patch will add?!
Sankyuu for help!!

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>>147248054
I'll just look for an excuse as to why it happend using autistic RP

say Lord Takeda jew'd me and use it as an excuse to desert, anything to avoid being a shitter

>>147251583
Warwolf is the ultimate mod

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>>147251583
Who Sketlal here?

wow the new mount and blade looks amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOkd-Lmmcb4

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https://mega.nz/#!spBCjSBJ!kb8sr67Y5gmWviFYQPx9Vlp0wCh-BWvCF2DUm1ckwOs

contains:
normalized warphilia body models + custom female skeleton + iboltax male faces + russian female faces + broken_one jewelry

>>147251919
>dumgeons and no dragons
what did he mean by this?

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>>147251854
reporting in

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AFTER CONSULTING WITH THE PEERS OF THE REALM, KING RAGNAR HAS DECIDED TO CONFER THIS THREAD UPON KING RAGNAR.

LONG MAY HE REIGN.

>>147251709
Memes

>>147252535
N-nani?!

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finally managed to marry the damn claimant in diplomacy

>>147252902
>wife

>>147252902
afafa?
*facepalm*

>>147252902
>my wife's kingdom

>>147251709
>gekokujo
It's Gekokujou, and yes there is a difference.

>>147253001
>giving your character an actual name

>>147252902
>wife
FORBIDDEN

>>147252902
>God's help
>Today the gods will decide your fate

Which one is it?

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>the sturgians are not slavs
>they're generic "le ebin vikings xD"

>>147253965
why wouldn't you?

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500 player seiges when?

>>147254431
i just randomly click all the character background options and skills and randomly generate a face
character name is just mashing the keyboard a few times

too lazy to do all that stuff

>>147254693
Christ anon get it together

>>147254210
>this isn't a dank meme
>it's a generic "le ebin (meme) xD"

>>147254516
me near the center

>>147254516
me with the bow

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And.... Done

>>147255801
Well done Crazy Charlie!

>>147255801
you forgot ctrl + j for horse rear
holding down shift makes you walk instead of run

>>147255801
>using numpad for weapon keys
>not keyboard numbers

>>147256146
>not mousewheel

>>147256197
no
>can't accurately pick specific weapons
mouse wheel up is kick anyway

>>147255801
>PRESSING CTRL SPACE speeds up time
>PRESSING SHIFT CLICK allows you to upgrade, garrison, recruit or release 10 troops at a time in the party menu
>PRESSING CTRL CLICK allows you to upgrade, garrison, recruit or release all troops at once in the party menu
>PRESSING CTRL J Halts your horse in battle

Add those also, below the Keyboard

>>147255801
>sheathe weapon

t-totally knew about this before right now guys

>>147256328
>having more than two weapons

What's the matter? Can't make up your mind?

>>147256496
>not having more than two weapons
need stuff for long reach, mid reach, short reach, and a shield

>>147256551
just practice sword throwing :^)

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>>147251583
>tfw you read it as Looted Sister

>>147256621
reach not ranged you dip

>>147256551
You only need a ranged weapon or polearm and a melee weapon

>>147256725
>no shield
have fun getting shot in the face

>>147253545
Kisama...you dare to insult me?
First, I'm not a filthy weeb like you so I don't know Japanese
Two, Fuck off to your containment board >>>/a/utismo

>>147254693
>probably 100+ hours in the game

>can't even spare 10 seconds to come up with a name that doesn't sound like you just dragged your elbows in the keyboard.

step it up alfafabro.

>>147256957
t. weeb

>>147256901
Where did I say no shield?

Ranged Weapon
Ammo
Melee Weapon
Shield

You keep your spare melee weapons in your inventory and switch to whatever you might need in the battle. Carrying three melee weapons around is retarded

>>147254516
Me on the siege tower.

>Something is wrong with our server(s) and the site is temporarily offline.
>We'll have things back online as soon as possible.

HIROMOOT

>>147254516
me with the flag

>>147257052
>and switch to whatever you might need in the battle.
i do this but it depends on the battle, for sieges it's usually
crossbow
sidearm
ammo
shield
for on the field it's usually
2h polearm
sidearm
lance
shield
sometimes i'll do
2h polearm
sidearm
dagger
shield
in sieges for fun

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>>147256378

>>147257052
this

but the melee weapon is 1 and 2 hand capable for dem sieges

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>>147255801
>Nearby soldiers!
>Others!

>>147257374
make a legend for what the colors represent
>>147257482
i've never found bastard weapons that useful
if i want a sidearm bastard weapons have a penalty, if i want a 2h weapon to use in sieges i'll just use a 2h weapon but hold the shield up to get to the walls
even more useless when you consider you can make a bastard weapon with next_item_as_melee and you won't have any sort of penalty

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Here's a more complete version. Feel free to print it out, put it on another screen, add it the next thread, or whatever floats your boat.

>>147257867
those menu shortcuts work in the overworld too you know

>>147255801
>e kick
>f action

:/

>>147257374
thanks senpai

>>147257976

You're right. Give me a moment.

Anything else I'm missing, reply to this post.

>>147257374
Personally I rebind view outfit to alt because it lets you look around without actually turning the character, almost like arma.

>>147257976
>>147257867
forgot to mention quicksave works in both too
>>147258042
they're the default keybinds

>>147257867
as much as I enjoy contorting my hand to issue commands I hope they change it in butterlorde

>>147258139
You forgot to add the Shift+Left click thing. Upgrades 10 at a time.

>>147258139
the 1 and 3 keys on the keypad rotate the camera left and right respectively on the overworld

>>147258362
>>147258139
and the zoom keys work on the character too, you can zoom the 3rd person camera in and out
it's optimal to have it zoomed out as much as possible

http://www.moddb.com/mods/napoleonic-wars-sandbox-mod

>question, how do i make make napoleonic wars even more autistic?
>simple, add shit from full invasion! xD

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nord feasts are pretty comfy

>>147258870
If your meaning of comfy consists of having every single one of your holes filled with nordic spunk.

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>>147259094
what else could it mean?

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That should be it right?

>>147259697
>Upgrade 10 Ctrl+Shift+Left Click

No, no, it's just Shift.

>>147259697
might wanna distinguish the movement keys
since moving on the overworld with WASD doesn't move the character, it moves the camera
also rotate camera left/rotate camera right for 1 and 3 on the numpad

>>147259957
>might wanna distinguish the movement keys

Don't see how that would be an issue desu

>>147260052
it was just a minor quibble, since someone may interpret that as being able to mvoe on the overworld with WASD
also F7 and F8 are Select Order 7 and Select Order 8, though those are only displayed when WFAS commands are on like in NW
since you included crouch you may as well include those too

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Got rid of BS info from the wiki. Should be complete. Rotate map camera is put on the right rather than directly on the numpad key as there is little room there.

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are bannerlord sieges actually going to be much better than mods? the destructible battlements is apparently overworld map only, and battering rams catapults and ballistae have all been done in mods before.
considering native sieges literally have only one ladder, i imagine a very low bar for vanilla sieges...

>>147260240
zoom should be both

>>147260240
btw if you press any of the battle groups and then press shift + another group you can command multiple groups at once

i.e: 1 + shift 3 + shift 5 = infantry, cavalry, and unnamed 2

>>147260403

Please elaborate.

>>147260368
>the destructible battlements is apparently overworld map only
No that's destructible walls
The actual merlons can be killed right there on-site.
That being said comparing Fedoraman's mods to anything isn't fair, it's been said multiple times that Bannerlord is probably going to be polished-and-graphics'd Warphilia / Warwolf without the pussy.

>>147260542
Didn't know
Thanks m8

>>147260368
>the destructible battlements is apparently overworld map only
what? no
blowing holes in walls seems to be overworld only. The siege video has them blowing up some merlons, iirc.

And you can just watch the video, they appear to be different than mods already.

>>147260368
Is...is that an abandoned ladder?
Warphilia II: Bannerlord's Cock when?

>>147260621
zoom should be green
you can zoom the 3rd person view of your character in and out

>>147260368
The battering rams/ballista/mangonels in Warwolf are hackyish (the battering ram doesn't even block incoming fire) or non-interactable and weirdly automated & off the map. I dunno what others have them.
The ones in Bannerlord are already better than those vanilla.

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New version out.

>>147260918
Looks more like some idiot brought too short a ladder and only realized it when he got it to the wall

>>147254516
me with the boot in the face

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>>147261739
>the unrebindable map controls section says + and - zoom in and out on the overworld
>both + and - keys do nothing on the overworld
fucks sake taleworlds
looks good though, can't see anything else to change

>>147262162

Thanks, that's what originally caught me off guard.

I realize you probably get this question a lot, but I recently tried out Warbands and enjoyed it. I read the pastebin, but are there any recommended mods?

>>147262429
warphilia

>>147262429
Gekonewer
1257AD
Viking Conquest
Swedish Mayo
Warwolf

is it just me or does bannerlord look like complete shit, they didn't fix the AI at all and the textures look worse than some warband mods

>>147262742
Which warband mods look better?

>>147262548
>>147262573
Thanks, I'll get on those now.

>>147262742
AI definitely needs improvements. That pathfinding on the siege was still meh in areas, especially the doorway to the tower.
Graphics look fine, in my opinion. I don't think any mods look better.

So is the Viking expansion considered better than Vanilla M&B Warband yet?

>>147262784
floris

>>147262894
Yes

>>147262894
lots of things are better than vanilla M&B, that's not really an accomplishment

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>>147262742
i bet horse archer AI is going to be complete trash as well in bannerlord

>>147262838
Warwolf/warphilia/shadow of twisted time are fairly different from base game, and are made in slav-english. Don't play em unless you're expecting a large, confusing game change.

>>147262894

I don't know about better, but the story mode is pretty fun.

>>147262990
>steal 1257's horse archer ai

wow so impressive :^)

>>147263106
>this is a bad thing

>>147262990
What's this from, Google turns up nothing when I search the name in the gif

>>147263106
?

>>147263106
Doesn't look like 1257's AI afaict it's a legit formation to go Cantabrian Circle.

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>>147263175
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTMyNTQ3ODE1Ng==.html

han hun total war
http://bbs.mountblade.com.cn/forum-153-1.html

>>147263483
is that mod for mountain bld/?
xc
cbn

>>147263483
Cant wait for a mod to be released after butterlord and not see a translation until butterlord has its own mods

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>>147263106
>1257's horse archer AI
>steal
you realize that 1257's AI scripts are all OSP and done by some weeb named Motomataru right? he also did the formations for viking conquest

also, I'm pretty sure it's not even the same formation

>i got troled :^)

>>147254516
wait for camelot unchained

>>147263773
>he also did the formations for viking conquest
the same guy who did the 1257 formations did the godawful no_swing shit? what the fuck

>>147254516
What the fuck is this shit supposed to be and when is it set? Not TK?

>>147264089
the flags are all Wei flags so I imagine it's "fantasy anime 3 kingdoms"

>>147264226
>Wei only existed in the Three Kingdoms period
Shitter detected
Spring and Autumn.

>>147258139
WHAT THE HELL ANON I ALREADY LAMINATED

>1257
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,347393.msg8329477.html#msg8329477

reminder

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>tfw I want to hate devils for being shitters who jump into a pack of angels and die instantly
>tfw I can't hate them because they're so fucking smooth

>>147264409
Its a good mod, outside of sieges of course, and who cares what the fag things, his source code already got leaked

>>147264309
well obviously there were a tons of different states named wei during different time periods all the way from spring/autumn to northern/southern but obviously the most famous one is cao wei

you can't really tell the time period from the armors and weapons cause it's a fantasy manganime and literally anything goes

>>147264354

Sorry, bro. Had to fix some things.

Upload pics of how it turned out when you're done

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>>147264089
About 245 BC onwards.

>>147264490
They're fucking awesome, even if they're likely to get btfo

>do siege on the lizard shits
>my devils go in and start fucking them up on the walls
>pop down my two archdevils
>do even more damage
>bust down the gate and have my black knights run in while my lich firing line kills anything in sight

So fun

I also released about 10 of them on an imp cache and they wiped the place out in record time

>>147264643
Is the manga called Ou Ki?

>tfw your commander gives you a bdsm mask and a mail bib

>>147264693
It's actually Kingdom. The first chapters are about MC getting his ass from slavery into the battlefield, everything else onwards is pretty much battles and politics.

>>147264643
>that perspective
Thought the guy was a fucking centaur or something

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is bannerlord going to make the randomly generated terrain less absurd? or is every 3rd map going to be some National Geographic Wonder of the World

>>147264689
If the mod had any kind of way to get a massive income without conquering places, then I would fucking love those guys, but since my only income is from raiding treasuries, they are a terrible investment.
The one in the video is a summoned one, so at least those guys are great.

>>147264950
That looks pretty natural tho

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>>147264838
Pic related

I need some Multiplayer mods that feature guns, preferably WW2. Any mods other than Deluge or Napoleonic Wars?

>>147265045
I just go and kill a couple dragon utopias and I'm set

>>147265227
Have you installed brainybots with it?
It's fun

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>>147265053
I mean sure, but it's still a real shitty place to have a battle

cavalry are all stuck on cliffs or get stuck in the ravine and literally get ripped to shreds by archers and infantry in the river

the map also really confuses the hell out of the AI pathing

>>147265337
Wouldn't really matter, I'm a magic fag and just smite anyone in my way

Makes tournys pretty funny

>>147265352
>horses going full mountain goat
Kek
That being said, the cav dying and archers killing everyone is...accurate to the extreme.

>>147265434
You haven't experienced horror until you attack a Pyramid with brainybots installed

>>147265075
COME HERE, GIMP

>>147265568

>bait enemies to entrance
>have liches shoot them to death

>alternatively, make them fight eachother while you fire magic arrows at them

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>warband ragdoll physics

>>147265674
>too slow
>get killed
>all your liches charge in

>>147265786
>too slow

Looks like somebody didn't farm libraries of enlightenment to achieve godhood at level 15

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>>147265718

>>147265905
Too lazy, I only have 56 strength and only 30+ in other attributes, nothing in athletics though

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Why is Arwa called "the pearled one?"

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>>147265718
>>147266003
oh damnit wrong one

>>147266154
Because she's a swine

>>147266154
Because men cum on her chest

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LONG MAY HE REIGN.

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does anyone have any more info on feodor and molda, authors of our favourite slav mods? Is there a russian forum where they post their mods?

>>147266462
Feodor is dead as far as we know

why does floris look like utter shit compared to native for me

Does Geko run on 1.168, or should I look for a 1.158 download?

>>147267905
grimdark shader

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>>147266154
she kinda looks like bad pussy over here

>>147269070
You want a Swadian Knight, but you need the Sarranid Mamluke

>>147269070
*bad poosey

Do we know if the different empire factions will have varying troop trees in bannerlord?

>>147269310
I don't think we know or not.

I wouldn't count on it.

>>147269310
It seems unlikely. Some concerns have been raised though so maybe there will be variance for release.

>tfw leaping into the air with a spear and impaling those shit eater nobles in tournys in 1257

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>>147251854

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>>147251854
>>147269918
Its a damn shame that skeleton infantry don't go anywhere past tier 3


Also did every fucker playing CoMM be a skelly?

>>147269918
Are you Sandro, or did you get Sandro as a companion?

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>>147270369
Sandro is playable in the custom battle mode

>>147270240
I'm playing a goblin

Apparently the best magic weapon in CoMM is the Armageddon Blade, anyone find it yet?

I haven't played in years.
Is floris still the best mod pack?

>drag the dread legion over to one of the noldor lords
>it's 2600 noldor vs 700 legion
>the noldor legitimately would have lost if a bunch of it didn't get auto resolved after I was knocked out twice
>don't even get the prompt that maltise or whatever her name is got away or that she was defeated on the world map

how am I supposed to get these qualis gems bros

>>147270951
By re-reading the lore... All of it.

>>147269918
>>147270240
what mod

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>tfw raiding king harlaus' pantry

>>147271664
CoMM

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>>147271694
I will feast from your butter

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>>147270806
Best weapons are Lich/Zyklon B Staves

>>147271794
What does it stand for? I don't see it on the pastebin and the search doesn't help.

>>147259351
lol. what mod is this?

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>>147271902
>mfw

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>>147271938
Chronicles of Might and Magic, AKA Lich Simulator 2016

>>147271902
They are the best ones you can find in the market, but Morghs says the Armageddon Blade is the best, no clue if its attainable tho

>>147272107
Thanks

>>147271938

It's like you're not even trying.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mount+and+blade+comm

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>if you switch your weapon right after summoning and archdevils, the scroll isnt used up and you can have infinite archdevils

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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

>>147272864
warwolf dynasty warriors han hun, ect

>>147272864
Goel way

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>>147273030

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>>147272297
>tfw demon king

Sapphire, emerald, or ruby rune bow?

>>147274427
Pikachu

>>147274514
Pika pi?

>>147274563
Back to Machu Pichu you little shit

>>147274628
Encore encore what?

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>>147274628
no

Does this homm mod have dragons in it*? How does it handle flying units anyway?

>>147274842
>M&B
>Flying units
Unless we're talking about g "Taking the AR to the gay bar" sanders, there are none

>>147274842
Yeah. They're pretty huge.
They fly across the ground, I believe? Not really flying, just different animations.
Some units seem to teleport and poof around and shit.

>>147274842
>Dragons
Yes
>Flying
No

>>147270240
I'm playing a human
pikemen are pretty good for their price imo

>>147275424
AFAIK, imps are the shittiest of T1 units, dwarves at least have good health and blunt weapons, imps just get rekt.

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>>147275162
>>147275032
>>147275059
Can you recruit zyndar?

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>>147275424
>playing a human

>>147275729
Most heroes are lords in their own faction, some like Crag Hack (A nord widow, who lost her husband), Christian and Sandro are recruitable companions.

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>>147275589
yeah if they blob/conga line I can take more than five of them with a single firestaff... bolt?
>>147275752
please don't spook me

>>147275945
>Was afraid of the Imp Cache, because it had 100+ troops
>destroyed them all with barely any casualties
Imps are scrubs desu, Familiars are barely better

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Tamed a gorgon

so inferno is complete shit just like in the game?

kek

>>147276393
Its good if you spam the shit out of it and you're totally surrounded

>>147275752
but humans are just like skeleton+

>>147276509
Covering a skeleton with shit, doesn't make it a skeleton+

>>147276671
yes, it makes it a skeleton + shit
learn to math, anon

>>147276456
I was talking about the demon faction.

>>147276797
Shit makes it harder for the skeleton to move, therefore the skeleton is weaker
Learn to logic, anon

r'ing the PURE BUTTER picture, for some reason I've never saved it

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>>147276869
you've convinced me anon skeletons are master race I'm gonna delete my human character and play skelly thank you based anon

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>>147277062
Which one do you mean?

>>147277091
Have fun with your nazi liches gassing everyone

>>147277165
the picture from the walkers shortbread box with the knight that just says PURE BUTTER
either the box itself or the expand dong style one
or y'know both

>>147277165

>eating margarine mixed with butter

jesus fucking christ

not to imply that butter tastes good on it's own, but it's not even like he's eating butter

he's eating fucking cheap ass half and half margarine butter

what the fuck

>>147277297
Pretty sure it was the OP of a thread a while back, so you can search through the (looted) threads

>>147277654
it's been the OP a bunch of times, that's partially why I want it. Also I can't seem to find it despite knowing this.

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I just raided some imps and got a pot of mercury, what the fuck do I do with a pot of mercury?

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>>147277062

>>147277804
It's a resource used for building shit, or you can just sell it

>>147277804
make time devices

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>>147277816
you're welcome senpai

>>147278032
>scottish nationalism has been reduced to making cookie boxes which commemorate ancient medieval battles

wew

>>147272297
This reminds me when i played brytenwalda for the first time and managed to loot a horn from a saxon skirmish, every time i used it would heal all nearby soldier including myself. After sometime i found out that exploit and ended up having a 200+ army of immortal pissed off britons.

>>147277973
>>147277907
oh nice

>>147278393

nah, that's just the usual thing that companies do throughout the west

>>147278393
Don't be sour man I'd love to have cookies that commemorates important battles in my country.

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>>147278764
>tfw the most important battle of your country was nothing more than a small skirmish where our general almost got killed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_San_Lorenzo

Bannerlord will be shit

prove me wrong

>>147279687
Bannderlord will be great

prove me wrong

>>147279687
ur a fig newton
prove me wrong

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>>147279386
>tfw the most important battle of your country was one where your ancestors were outnumbered, by far better equipped and trained troops, on a defensive position on a hill.
>tfw they won and butchered them anyway
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Morgarten

>>147264887
Man fuck this shit
>from chapter 50 on they use Japanese names

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>>147279871

>tfw your country has taken on so many different forms and fought such a vast number of wars that you're not even entirely sure which battles you can really call your own

>>147279871
Very nice. Switzerland has a pretty cool military history, with the swiss pikemen being feared so much during the renaissance and enlightenment years.

>>147280321
>tfw english and can point out pretty much any country of relevance and you've btfo of them at some point

>tfw you just had a great idea to remake the Skyrim Civil War as a Warband mod with your autistic love of Elder Scrolls lore as your reasoning for doing it right, and thus better than Skyrim did but you know nothing of Warband's modding system and Bannerlord is so close to being out lol

Just wait guys, I'll steal a bunch of assets from Skyrim and we'll finally have a good Elder Scrolls mod

inb4 why Skyrim when its the worst game with the worst setting
Shut up man I can't do everything. I work with what I've got

>>147280321
germany?

>>147280443

>tfw your country was far superior to the rest of the world and would probably be on mars by now if it hadn't been raped to death by filthy steppe bandits

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>>147280443

>>147280321
Well desu I share very little history with the cantons involved with that battle, its more of a common confederation history.
That one on the other hand : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Escalade
A battle that turned so bad for the ennemy (the attackers) that the duke of savoy said to one of his generals :
>C'est une belle cacade.
meaning : Its quite the shit we've got ourselves into.

>tfw your country ALMOST defeated the roman republic

a-almost had em!

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Who /jew/ here? I've been playing on Imperial Rome mod, roleplaying as a jew who buys cheap salt in Roman citys and then sells it overpriced to barbarians, i'm slowly buying property in ALL the cities in the game, i've already have property in every roman city, i'm also building good relation ships with faction leaders.

>>147280612
Chinanon please go. We get it, you love your country and foolishly believe you aren't 99% genetically steppe bandit yourself, you don't have to remind us every thread

>>147280521
Sounds pretty good, but I'm not sure how easy is it gonna be to add the skyrim assets

Also, the shitty thing about a civil war mod is that you only have 2 factions. Then again that means you can give them more depth I suppose.

>>147280612
Fins?

>tfw your country has won every war it's been in and was so good it could even beat itself
>yeah yeah Vietnam. it isn't a commie country anymore so we won shut up
>only downside is that it's lust for victory wiped hot Native ass off the face of the Earth

I'm sorry for the actions of my ancestors bros

>>147280767
France? Germany?

Tunisian/Argelian/Moroccan?

Are you a hun?

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>>147280940
>won ever war its been in


Not so fast Amerifat

>>147280321
a country is its government :^) Thats why the US is the oldest country currently in existance. Everyone else has had revolutions, reforms, or adopted newer constitutions since then. The US is the exact same government it had 200 years ago.

>>147280826
>Imperials
>Stormcloaks
>Whiterun as its own
>The Reach

May take some liberties with minor factions, such as Orc Strongholds and the Dragon cultists

Thalmor invasion perhaps

It'd be a small map so I'm not too worried about a small number of factions. Maybe it'll be meant to be a short mod.

>>147280771
do you know how to fix that freelancer bug which you join an army & can't leave?

>>147280940
>it isn't a commie country anymore so we won shut up

huh? but it is. I mean, as communist as china which isn't saying much, but still.

>>147281048
Bruh we won that war. You burned a building, congrats. The only lasting effect is that Canadians think they get to say they did something of note

>>147281131
Hush now, little bird. No facts now, only dreams

>>147281090
Not a bad idea desu, but yeah, make sure you have at least 3 or 4 factions otherwise it's gonna be pretty boring.

>>147281110
no

>>147281226
it wasnt even canadians that burned it down, it was british troops

and they honestly were just doing us a favor, the new ones much nicer.

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>>147281226
>war of 1812
>won

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>>147281226
ok sir

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where's all the aesthetic armor lads

>>147281418
Pic not related of course

is there a mod that is as small and comfy as native with out being shit like native?

I wanted to go play it but the one dimensional factional armies with spam to win units just killed it.

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>>147281086

>The US is the exact same government it had 200 years ago.

>>147280524
both world wars
remember that germany as a unified political entity is very new (compared to england anyway)

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>>147281479
obviously, I'm asking where the fug aesthetic armor can be found in geko
can't function in mountain blade without a godlike outfit to impress on the peasants

>>147281620
the silver Nanban Armor senpai

>>147281316
>no side got anything out of it
>but America got the best national anthem of any country ever

just as planned

>>147281553
It is. There are fewer large scale governments as old as the US. There are some smaller scale ones that are much older, such as mt athos which still runs off the original byzantine charter, but im pretty solid theres no country as old. Every time i make this claim some euroshitter claims they are older, and a casual trip to wikipedia shows their baby country actually had some new constitution adopted in like the 20th century.

Just because you are a parliamentary monarchy doesnt mean you get the claim the whole period of that general system of government if you reformed the whole thing 2 weeks ago.

>>147281736
my pure skin won't be stained by garbage gaijin garb

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What is this troop tree?
They change sex, then morph into a tree man, then morph into a unicorn.

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>>147281620
Just gotta learn to hunt gear down senpai

>being a meatbag

>>147281620
Shit japanese rural towns look comfy af

>>147281871
i told you guys last thread elves are their own sex, they are just 'elf', they arent male or female. Nobody believed me.

>>147281871
>2016
>not being a transgenderedtransbotanicalequestrian

Check your fucking privilege

>>147281871
The idea is probably that they evolve into "higher beings"

>>147281871
They changed their gender, stop being such an ignorant bigot

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>>147278032
>tfw no national warrior king cookies

>>147281871

>change sex

traps

>morph into a tree man

just wooden armor

>unicorn

bronies

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>>147281903
how to become skellington though? is that gekonewer?

>>147281940
urban is pretty comfy as well

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>>147282085
>those casualties
How the fuck did that happen?

>>147281871
elves are the khuzaits confirmed

>>147281564
The German kingdom and concept of the German people is very old
Germany as a real, >relatively< centralised nation state is pretty new though

>>147282239
>gekonewer

Yes


You may or may not want to play it until gekoneweranon releases his big patch which he keeps pushing back

>>147282239
>urban is pretty comfy as well

But with 100% more trainrape. Ain't nothing comfy about that

>>147282280
pewdiepies busted the = cykas up proper

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>>147282280
God willed it

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>>147282239
I like old towns more.

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>>147276837
I don't know, magogs are pretty annoying with their explosive ranged attack.

So far, what are the best top tier troops? Angels seems kinda shitty, gorgons wreck shit, titans have great defense, and dragons are slow, giant targets.

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>>147282502
disgusting

>>147282520
>Best shock troops
Archdevils
>Best line infantry
Archangels(because they'll also revive eachother)
>Best ranged
Power liches(will also use raise dead on any dead)
>Best cav
Gorgons I guess? Don't really bother with cav

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>>147282520
Arch devil shits

>>147281257
Plus, that morrowind house wars mod has all the races already if you wanna get lazy with it

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>tfw you'll never be a winged hussar and part of the largest cavalry charge in history, completely blowing the fuck out of turkroach shits

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vienna#Battle

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>>147282969
>you will never stop the Deluge

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>>147282589
Its okay just accept you'll never access the comfiest country on earth

>>147283163
>polish hussar
>bow
?

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>>147283431
I do though

Its b to pike brace in 1257 right? Is that only possible in battles? I tried to use in tournys and couldnt

>>147282728
If I remember correctly everything in that mod looked like shit though

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>tfw even if you lacked a giant empire, you're still part of the greatest group of people in the world

>>147283881
all the somalis I've met are alright

>>147282969
>>147283163
>>147283596
>The allies were now ready for the last blow. At around 6:00 pm the Polish king ordered the cavalry attack in four groups, three Polish and one from the Holy Roman Empire. Eighteen thousand horsemen charged down the hills, one of the largest cavalry charges in history after some ancient charges.

I cannot even imagine inside my head a cavalry charge of 18 000 cavalrymen. What the actual fuck?

>>147283760
Do you want something that works or something that looks nice.

>>147283727
B to do the spear bracing thing, yes
though i never found it very useful, especially when pike bracing exists

>>147284173
No reason I can't make one that is both.

>>147251583
>LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:
>E3 Bannerlord siege videos:

5 years of development and it looks worse than a mod

>>147284005
remember rohan at helms deep? replace those with kislev calvary & the uruk-hai as kebab

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Do not respond to easy bait.
Report and ignore all shit posts.
Thank you.

>>147284675
(Yew)

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>>147284721
fuck technology

What's your favorite early-game strategy?

>>147285158
Free lance till I got good gear and cash

>>147285158
Go to Sarranid land and get manhunters
Then farm forest bandits and sell them to ransom brokers

>it's an everyone's trying to raid your village and you have to fight them like a wild animal with your peasants episode

>seriously, WHY do they need 400+ troops just to raid my stupid fucking village

>>147285158
Beat some mountain bandits to get a small stash of cash and some levels.
Trade for a bit and get companions.
then farm sea raiders.

>>147285445
>khergits raid your village
>they're all dismounted
wew

>>147285445
>its a faction on the other side of the map marches out just to raid your village episode

>>147282306
when is gonna be it?

>>147285638

Who knows, he keeps pushing it back to add more shit

>>147285158
run around looking for tournaments and bandits

>>147285158
i just start horse archering sea raiders from day 1
i start installing dyeworks all over the place

>>147285638
>>147285764

TEN DAYS
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>>147285986
how many ago was it meme started 10 days of?

>>147286048
10 days

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>>147286048

>>147286048
last winter when they posted the note about it only taking 10 days i think