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>STATISTICS
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Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
rate top teams with those citruses
>Pick support
>Carries play like shit
Every time
saint or sinner
Somebody post 3D waifus
>>147235410
the most 3d, my man
>>147235324
>picking support
Enjoy being people's bitch.
>>147235458
THICK
>>147235458
OHohhhhhhhhO OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *hit marker sounds*
BOOM HEADSHOT
>>147235715
mirana is a retarded fucking hero that shouldnt exist
I just felt a wave of reddit autism hit us
Nth for TA molestation
Will she attend TI6?
>>147235926
probably just some random girl who saw the want ad and took the job for the pay.
doubtful she'll be back again.
>play Earthshaker
>Echo Slam ready
>blink
>SLAM
>die immediately
How do Earthshaker /d2g/?
Sometimes I've tried Fissure before I blink/echo slam, but still die when I try to initiate
>>147235926
I'd staff her, if you know what I mean.
>>147235975
why did you die
>>147235975
Either your team isn't there or you need different items
>>147235975
>not having Forcestaff
>not having Glimmer Cape
>slamming so early that your teammates don't have time to back you up
whens the next tournament
>>147235926
booth waifu must return
nth for ppd
>tfw your passive procs twice in a row
>watch some of S4's plays from TI5
>nothing but blind blinks into 3 enemies and feeding
>completely choking to the point his hero just runs back and forth in teamfights, rarely using abilities "waiting for the right momen" whilst his teammates are dropping like flies
>>147236780
>when craggy exterior cucks the enemy carry
>>147237001
how long will it take for arteezy to angrily point and rant at pieliedie during TI?
How does attacker play kunkka late game?
Does he always x mark himself and blink for 1 hit?
Since he never buys bkb/anything other than damage
>>147237263
yes, you want to blink earlyish so even if you get eulsed you can still be brought back afterwards
>>147237263
>asking /d2g/ for advanced level tips on kunkka
Any tips for playing Dark Seer?
petlurd when familiar??....
>>147237402
get comfy
>>147237402
buy iron talon
how does synderen manage to feed in literally every game he plays in?
Just sale my shit up senpai
which of you is this?
>>147237584
OY
>>147237569
better question, how does he still manage to be top 100 EU
http://www.dota2.com/leaderboards/?l=english#europe
>>147237341
>>147237326
i've been doing pretty fucking great, gettting first blood mid almost every time
>>147237584
i hope the prizepool will spike to 30 ballion and other disgusting boba faggot foaming in their faggot mouth looking at dotka 2 winning prize
>>147237684
EU is a shit region
>>147237649
me, what of it?
>>147237691
whats your typical skill build?
>>147237160
>when you settle your quarry
>>147237715
>meanwhile in NA
>>147237793
Based mike
>>147237793
ixmike isnt even a bad play m8
Um, dotards?
>>147237730
most of those games i didnt level x marks until like level 10
but now i do 1 -1 -1 then prioritize tidebringer
>>147237857
I wanna breed momteezy
>>147237867
so the clone wars begin...
gucci shukuchi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFVj4s3HMxk
> first pick takes sniper
how do I escape le trénçhè?
>>147237867
bulba thouhg
Dotards?
>>147238038
lit
>>147238239
Gay as shit
>bulldog
How can one swedeshit be this salty and bad
what are the best heroes for climbing from 4k->5k right now?
idea for troll warlord aghs:
now affects creeps
?
>>147238619
Slark
Jungle Centaur
>>147238690
It should give him a third form he can switch too which makes him a viable caster :^)
>>147238690
do you even powercreep?
>now an aura
>>147238690
Make it a Global Alacrity
>>147238690
>drow, troll, visage strat
so CIS dota dead now?
>>147238690
Nah
>Reduces all allied heroes BAT by 10%/15%/20% in addition to bonus attack speed.
>>147238895
>now
>>147237930
what is that chamber thing?
Does anyone want to play a game with me and maybe
bully me
Is aghs Necrophos ulti the most overpowered broken spell in the game?
>radiance void
Synderen, the truest MMR assassin
>>147238690
better idea
allows to buy a basher and it would stack with melee bash
>>147239367
much better than the vlads nodamage build
>>147239208
>glimmer cape exists
>be me, generally awful new player
>first time in agility draft
>get kunkka, pick tidehunter/nethertoxin/kraken shell/ravage
>two people on my team dc
>others are russian
>oh shit what do I do
>get hard lane, get killed, survive by tidefarming
>get phase boots and shadow blade
>couple ganks, proceed to jungle
>get dedalus, noneshallopposeme.mp4
>win in ten minutes, opposing team dc's but one fucker
>feels good
I think I should play that mode more often
I just got here why are we so dead?
>>147239123
some kind of flash freeze thing for muscle fatigue
>>147239614
qualifiers are done, nothing to talk about
>>147239596
>my abilities worked together XDDD
>>147239596
I got shukuchi + firefly + berserkers blood + gods strength once
I went like 50 - 0
>>147239614
Always like this in the weeks before TI
Then it blows up, then it becomes months of bitching about nopatch
>Vanguard Radiance Void
So do you go abyssal void later or do you sell the vanguard later?
I don't understand this build.
>>147239649
>>147239731
do you think we will get stickied like last year?
>Synd getting cucked by not having a TP
I don't think I've seen Synd win a single game on steam.
>>147239751
All void builds are bad because Void is an awful fucking carry and a walking W as anything else.
>>147239690
To be fair, I just picked tidehunter then went about the others randomly. I'm not a good player at all, so the comp was just guesswork.
>Synd selling his vanguard to make space for tp scrolls
>Instead of just selling his treads for bots when he already has 5k gold
Holy shit escape gaming.
Thank god Synd is just a support.
>>147239827
How many games does he have on steam anyway?
>>147239934
he is going to blame the lion, calling it now
>>147239829
When did void become bad
last time i played i was using him at 6k and winning consistently
>>147239827
I haven't seen Purge win a game in years
>>147239829
>Void is a carry
Nope, he's an offlaner
what if ogre magi aghs
> allies can multicast non-ultimate spells
>>147240143
I included this under the "walking W as anything else".
>>147240156
I hope to god you aren't par of icefrgos beta testing team
Is radiance octarine manta Arc Warden viable? You have 4 illusions and one GoodIllusion to farm the whole map.
>>147240156
Heard plenty of bad ideas in my time, but this just about tops it all.
>all crits
>all stuns
>metamorphosis
And pretty much everything else honestly. I mean, what if like Alch's aghs became
>give every allied 500 gold every sixty seconds
that's what you suggested, but worse
>>147240156
>undying 4 tombstones
>lycan 8 wolves
sounds balanced
>>147240156
>multicast Tombstone
>multicast Nether Ward
>multicast late game Stifling Dagger
>multicast Torrent/Split Earth/Light Strike Array/etc.
>multicast Quill Spray
EVERY FUCKING GAME I HAVE SOUTH AMERICANS ON MY TEAM WHO DONT EVEN WANT TO WIN THEY JUST FEED ON PURPOSE
REGION LOCK WHEN?
>REGION LOCK WHEN?
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>>147240156
>mirana mulicasts leap
>overshoots target by 2000 units and feeds tower
>>147240206
>>147240274
>>147240285
>>147240297
Not seeing any counterarguments desu, all FUN things.
>rape mid
>hit 6
>other lanes have already fed 10 kills each
What can I even do?
>>147240437
>rape
>>147240245
You're better off going mjollnir and necrobook. You're spending over 15k of networth for shit all damage or utility as none of those 3 items are part of a good fighting build.
It's only use is delaying the game as long as possible. You get tons of gold but it takes ages to get a full fighting build on top of it.
>>147240156
> multicast is a 650 range aura
> allies get a 20/10/0 chance to 2x/3x/4x to multicast
balanced now?
>>147240437
>Not ganking sidelanes as mid @ lvl 6
>>147240156
If you want to see why this is a bad idea, besides everyone already posting below here, just try it out in that "build your own hero custom game" which is basically ability draft on steroids.
And a few I'll throw in
>4 times 450=1800 pure damage pudge hook (because aghs)
>4 times purification for a 1440 heal/pure damage AoE nuke
>4 times Spin web to mess up brood's webs
>4 times tinker pure damage laser hitting all enemy heroes (because aghs)
>4 times 4 heatseeking missiles (because aghs)
>4 times march of the machines to make area unaccessable unless enemy has spell immune
>4 times sticky napalm in one go
>4 times static link for 28*4=122 damage stolen per second
How do we fix Silencer?
>>147240514
don't deny u love it
>>147240619
Whats wrong with him?
>>147240596
heat seeking missiles are a ultimate ability though, they get upgr8 by aghs
>play in usw
>some nigger last picks and stole my lane
>feeds
>suddenly uses mic to tell me something in a dead language
>figure out he's indian
>call him curry
>he stays quiet
>feeds some more
>he goes on an autistic tirade why i took the lane i told the team i'm going
>we get in a agreement he just needs to answer my question
>does he poo in the loo
>he afk with 0/4
How do i improve my Clinkz game?
I usually go Aquila, treads, Soulring, mini-Deso and then roam around looking for kills.
However it feels too slow and falls off too fast.
Is Dragon Lance legit on him? Or Mjollnir?
>>147240360
>Implying there's no US shitters who feed on purpose
>EE
>Mason
>Everyone in the scene desu
Your scene is doomed to begin with, no need for region lock to kill the other scenes. Just stack up if you're so mad, or are you one of those friendless shitters who can't find other good people to play with?
>>147240619
Curse of the Silent remains one of the worst spells in the game.
>>147240662
he's shit
>EG dropping out of Nanyang
Are those fuckers playing in anything before TI?
>>147240732
Got source?
>sonneiko tiny dies without enough gold for buyback
>radiant ancient getting hammered
>ember BoT's to dire base to kill a building for sonneiko's buyback
>they win
6k+ is a fucking circus holy shit
>>147240787
http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/511109-eg-pull-out-of-nanyang-season-2
>>147240672
Upgraded by aghs does not equal ultimate ability, I doubt the code works like that at least, from my experience with ability draft. And then the same would go for hook and laser.
>>147240732
Wow, bad manners. Valve should give them a -3 point penalty for the TI group stage.
>>147240821
Fuck, I already got excited to see Zai play on lan again...
>>147240821
>no visa for the terrorist
based chinks
>>147239596
>agility draft
>>147240681
Mask of Madness, Diffusal Blade and then Skadi.
You don't level your first spell at all.
>>147240681
Drop BadMedallion
Diffusal is CORE on clinkz. Pair with Desolator.
>>147239596
You mean stun draft. You draft stuns instead.
>playing omni with s&y
>they try to run
How do you count str cores?
FeelsBadMan NO GIRLFRIEND FeelsBadMan NO JOB FeelsBadMan NO LIFE FeelsBadMan THEN I PRESSED TAB+ENTER FeelsGoodMan
I hate you waifu fags so much. My favorite character is going to be beaten by a piece of shit archer with 1 active skill. EAT A DICK ALL OF YOU!
>>147241121
>get destroyed early game by an omni as pl
>build diffusal
it's like omni didn't exist for the rest of the game
he seriously needs a buff desu
>>147241361
What if Repel purged enemy BKB?
>>147241416
but he's spell immune
how can u purge spell immunity with a spell
>>147241459
with Repel
>>147241361
>build mjolnir on omni
>pl burns all 16 diffusal charges in less than 4 minutes
>>147240712
His curse is great
It rapes spell caster mids
Or hero's that disengage with spells
Really all its bad against are hero's that don't really on spells
i played against arc warden for the first time
i had literally no idea what his abilities did and there was magic shit coming out of the ground and killing me and big blue balls everywhere and oh god he had a midas at like 6 minutes
>>147241772
>he never played against pre nerf warden
its like play against current terroblade but with a rapier on his illusions
lmao!
>>147241885
the range on those spooky ghosts is terrifying
you run away and he puts a spooky ghost at your feet from 6 years away and you can't escape
>be a professional player well knowed for playing X hero
>ask to valve to nerf it before a 20 million championship
Why EE does that
Why aren't you 6k+ mmr yet?
It's 2016 with 9000+ top mmr.
>>147241995
hero is literally free gold though before he gets farmed
>>147242080
I'm waiting for the big day to come.
Seasonal year MMR reset.
When will centaur get buffs
When will slardar get removed from the game
FUCK THIS MEME FISH OF MAKING EVERY INITIATOR IN THE GAME BAD SLARDAR.
>>147240927
>Zai support
Meh-
>>147242080
because you're gay
>>147242080
I dont enjoy playing dota anymore
>>147242181
Are you saying Slardar is good?
>>147242181
>2.5 second stun that also slows and is an aoe
what was icefraud thinking?
>>147242197
Are you new to dota?
>>147242312
>best bash in the game
>-15 armor
Meanwhile centaur gets fucking skill that helps him die, but he cant even fucking deny himself with it.
Is the weekend deal still giving duplicate immortals before ones you don't have yet?
>>147242501
its -20
>>147242335
Zai is new to dota you fucking retard
>secret and EG open qualifiers will never happen again
/d2g/ do you think this >>147242164 would be good?
>>147242080
I only play Normal Single Draft cus i'm scared of finding out how bad I actually am.
Why cant I queue
>>147242930
>create lobby
>leave lobby
>queue now works
>>147242335
No, but I don't find his support plays particularly interesting. I loved his offlane though.
oh no guys
>>147243096
Ignore it, 100 pts is basically nothing.
>>147243096
shriek when you see me
>tfw you feed
>tfw your team starts bullying you
>tfw you start feeling really sad and lonely and pathetic
>tfw a teammate says "It's okay, I have seen it all before, nobody TP'd or came to help when you were struggling despite saying that you were losing your lane, but then they have the time to talk about it. It's alright, don't worry about it."
>>147243007
Doesn't work, it still says host loading. Is the server down?
Are there pro games where kunkka one shots the entire team?
>lil streaming arc warden right now
time to see how it's done doturds
>>147243169
>not just having fun and muting everyone
you deserve it
>>147243313
he's pretty handsome~~
>>147240360
Build it
>sing finally streaming again lately
>his stream is 1080p60frames so its incompatible with chromecast
is mommy milk gonna be at TI
>>147243830
>unironically not using livestreamer
there's no hope for you
esports when? i cant play during my exams
>>147243830
Chromecast can't do shit in 60fps?
Why the fuck would anybody buy it then?
>>147243896
Doesnt work on android
>>147243896
>livestreamer
Fucking retarded newfags.
Tards.playa is the best so far.
LiveshitStreamer don't even work with KCP.
How the hell do you itemize offlane void?
It feels like you have so many options but I always end up going Treads Vlads Blink utility Void.
>>>/asp/1434826
Nice post dotard.
>>147244028
lmao pleb genocide WHEN
>>147244064
maybe for you retard LOL
>its been nearly 10 minutes and your support sky hasn't upgraded the courier yet
On a serious note though, why don't most other people upgrade it them selves when they see that the support clearly has no intention of doing it. I always buy it at 5 the latest if noone else has done it, no matter what lane I'm on.
>>147244164
treads vlads blink are his core items
the rest are up to your discretion
also do not go into full dps build no matter what
>>147244413
>dont go full dps no matter what
t. chrono dispenser pro player
>>147244256
>tfw skywrath will always be a support because of his shit strength
I remember EG drafting carry Fear Skywrath in their sadboys days.
>>147244413
LUL
>>147244413
this, never build damage on void or you might accidentally win a game at some point
>>147244592
>>147244565
>>147244520
>le madness bf daedalus 2k void
Lmao, i bet 2ks like you all still think that he have backtrack.
>147244691
baits this shit dont even deserve a you
>>147244691
what does vlads give you?
it can't be lifesteal because you do no damage to lifesteal off
>>147244691
what a fucking shitter
i bet you think troll is still shit too
>>147244691
>damageless void getting much of anything from vlads
>when they think it's magic but it's actually purity of will
>>147240156
slark multicasts darkpact
dead because 600 self damage
Is DeMoN relevant again and will he bring honor to the pinoys??
>>147245118
>level 16 slark not having enough hp to support 600 damage dark pacts that do 1200 damage to enemies
??
>>147245143
>again
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Top 10 WORST heroes in the game (6k bro here):
1. Razor
2. OD
3. Troll Warlord
4. Sniper
5. Bristleback
6. Gyrocopter
7. Phantom Lancer
8. Enchantress
9. Rubick
10. Tinker
Honorable Mention:
Windranger
>been saying that SB should have an inscribed gem counting greater bashes
>Decide that the only way to get anything fucking done is to cry on the subreddit
>Create a reddit account
>Have to message a mod to get it out of the fucking spam filter
>It's completely ignored
FUCK DUDE JUGGERNAUT HAS A GEM COUNTING BLADE DANCE CRITS AND THAT ISNT EVEN THE BIGGEST PART ABOUT HIM, SPIRIT BREAKER'S WHOLE THING IS HIS GREATER BASH WHY IS THERE NO GEM FOR HIM?
>>147245229
>troll
>tinker
Yeah, fucking NO.
Troll cliff is OP and tinker is OK.
>EG vs Secret TI6 grand finals
>game 5 has PPD drafting sumail support ogre
>zai is going offlane brood with uni mid
>final seconds of the game is zai killing the throne with universe and fear cancelling EE and RTZ's tps
How hard do you orgasm?
>>147245229
Razor isn't as shit as you think he is, static link goes through EVERYTHING.
>>147245229
>No undying
>no spirit breaker
>no huskar
shit list
>>147245396
>huskar
>bad
>>147244164
68% WR on Void this patch playing offlane at 5k+.
I go Treads/Vlads into Echo Sabre Diffusal.
Then go whatever, Manta/Moon/Mjol/Bfly/Aghs/Skadi I don't really care at that point.
>>147245396
Bottom 20 but not bottom 10 material
>>147245312
Troll is a shit carry and BadBeastmaster for anything else
Tinker is THE farm vacuum of selfish game losing assholes.
>>147245381
>eg
>top 6 at ti
>>147245381
ENDURANCE RUN
>>147245497
your opinion is literally shit
>>147245381
pruuhahaa
Why dont singsing get aghanim?
>>147245742
Didn't need it.
>teams defying singsong
some people never learn
>>147245742
shitty item.
Poor lil
>>147245639
nah he's correct, and i like troll.
he needs too many items to come online, when he does come online he's still underwhelming, he's easily countered, you might as well pick a real carry instead of that faggot.
the only good thing about him is how his ult matches with some other heroes. that's it.
>People ban Slark in 4k ranked
wtf
>Kay-pee
>>147245632
>>147245698
desu she has a decent body
>you are in a thread about a dead video game on a taiwanese anime image board site at 8 in the morning
damn. how did our lives boil down to this?
>>147246321
sven is a bigger threat in pubs honestly
he can go 0-10 in the first 20 min but then your team suddenly decides to not push and afk farm for 40 minutes and suddenly enemy sven is 7 slotted
>>147245381
THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS
>Timbersaw every single fucking game
>you actually have to counter him with picks, items are not enough
>you have to dedicate the entire match just to deal with 1 hero
Haha great meta
>>147246321
Sorry you couldn't get to 5k by spamming the FOTM hero
>>147246451
It's 12 noon. And it's Saturday. I am gonna post cosfu's.
Objectively true.
>>147246738
I want to sniff beastmistresses hairy armpits.
>tfw no fwosh gf
>>147246981
>ppd
>pii poo
but he is not dead
>tfw no Ahrii in dotes
>tfw no tiffany gf
>tfw no bf
SyndereN supporting Black^ on stream right now, feels like the good old times ;_;
>>147247268
>tfw no jug bf
>>147247296
battlefury or butterfly?
>lose to hero
>complain about hero on reddit
>hero gets nerfed
>lose to new hero
>complain on reddit
>new hero gets nerfed
>lose to another hero...
When will you 'tards learn that imbalance is the natural state of this game? For it to be balanced there would have to be so little variatuon between heroes that there might as well only be 5 of them.
>tfw ellie gf
>>147247175
PPD is literally EG
>>147235458
HIGH TEST
>triple kill timbersaw on trilane
>>147247358
i'm a jug, i need 2 bf's and a bf.
>>147247308
>2/4/4
just like the good old times indeed
>>147247469
ive seen worse
Fwosh has perfect feet
>>147246448
S-s-source, senpai?
>>147246448
That's actually gross m8
Fucking americans thinking this is a 10/10
>>147247759
she looks like singsing in a wig
>>147247803
Slotherina, a degenerate whore.
>sing and bone get vanguard as their first item
>>147247909
She is the perfect wife. I want her as the mother of my children.
>>147247209
>badStorm
>>147247939
She a cute. Sheever too.
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>147248194
>>147248164
race traitors pls
reminder to sit straight and stay hydrated lads
How the fuck is it losing newbew youth shitters
>>147248565
find myself sloutching, leaning on my mouse arm, and just feel awful from how long i sit like this
my posture is a mess
>>147235715
>whoops accidentally hit you with an arrow fuken rekt xd
you're the reason i mute everyone in games.
John Connor... it is time.
>tfw no slav gf
anyone got a diabolical fiend set they want to 1:1 for another cache set?
>>147240285
LMAO 8 WOLF
(EIGHT)
>>147240821
>eg goes to SL
>obliterates everyone
>just to give a glimpse at their new power
>kuroky goes on suicide watch
Please, Peter just give the viewers a gift.
She didn't get nerfed that hard, why did she fall out so hard out of meta?
>>147249521
fuck off reddit
look whos gomin for dinner :-DDD
>>147249673
melee distance astral, needs levels FAST, and can't lane against anyone anymore.
Uhh.
OG: Grapefruit
Liquid: Citron
Orange: Newbee
Lemon: Na'vi
Lime: Fnatic
Tangerine: LGD
>>147249957
Uhm.
>>147249989
I know I kind of fucked up but that's the best you're gonna get
>Synderen's and Black's synergy together
It's adorable but also cringey.
>>147250289
Sounds like you're jealous of their relationship.
>>147248896
thank you for the reminder, its a good feel
>>147250195
Sauce?
>>147250289
>>147250348
Kill yourselves, degenerates.
>>147245396
>undying
>bad
Somebody got their tri-lane owned by a solo undying
>>147250532
>Sheeverposter
>Calling other people degenerates
lul
>>147250472
>Not watching the comfy SoL mecha anime
It even has better CGI than the new Berserk anime.Kuromokuro
>>147250532
Man shouldn't ever have relations with Dutch horses.
Reminder that no dota tournament, aside from the Valve tournaments, has ever sold out tickets like this. Dota is only alive in 3rd world countries and dead in europe and NA. Even frankfurt was empty most of the time.
>>147247759
>no proof
post them
AGHANIMS FOR TERRORBLADE IN 6.89:
>Reflection is replaced with Reflection Aura
>Enemies are attacked by their illusions and slowed while within 900 AoE of terrorblade. Illusions and slow persists for 2.5/3.5/4.5/5.5 seconds after leaving the aoe
>Aura is carried by terrorblade's illusions
>>147250841
Why should I care?
This game dying just means I can leave it for other games.
>>147250919
BETTER AGHANIMS FOR TERRORBLADE IN 6.89
>metamorphosis is permanent
>sunder now does 100/200/300 damage to enemies
>>147251035
>sunder now does 100/200/300 damage to enemies
why would you buy an aghanims that makes your skill worse?
>>147250674
But the question is, does it have better CGI than RWBY
>>147250841
That's not the average CSGO tournament, that's an ESL CSGO tournament. There doesn't exist any "Valve tournaments" for CSGO like there are in Dota, so those big ESL ones are the next best thing.
>>147251035
How about making it a toggle (like WW's aghs upgrade)
>>147251140
Never seen it.
>>147251035
make metamorph aura global
>>147251136
after hp swap
Feels good to be appreciated
>prizepool from 14mil to almost 16mil in a few days
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>147251643
The youth of today have too much disposable income or too little savings.
>>147251249
Basically it's a webseries made in America in an anime 3D art style. You can watch it on youtube but the first volume is a bit painful to watch because the guys doing it are amateurs but quality improves dramatically by the second volume and once again in the third volume
Rylai wheel rigged as fuck, just hit 250 and over what 20 spins and not a single thing besides a generic set every time.
>>147251496
Woah dude, what mmr?
Dotards
How do I transition fromWASD camera controls to edge pan
>>147251934
Unbind your previous camera controls, I use mouse button 4 for camera grip
How to win Dota
1: feed early game
2; mute team
3: enemy team gets overconfident, they keep getting picked off 1 by 1
4: win
>>147252087
But what if your allies get overconfident and then start getting picked off one by one?
Whose that Pokemon!
>>147252353
Dragon Knight
>Win seven games in a row
>Log off for the day
>Come on the next day and play a match
>Two spell invoker, literally only casts sun strike and forge spirits. hits 1/13 sunstrikes
>Split push terrorblade who's doing so without actually having the capacity to split push, never shows up to team fights.
>Witch doctor tranquil boots wand buying gems everytime they're off cooldown to 'deward', feeds gem every single time he goes out
>riki 'core'
>Stay for the rest of the shit show even though we're dealing with the bullshit combo of PA Omni
>Get Low prio for 5 games
fucking
epic
>>147252487
>Playing Dota 2 on the weekend
Doturds never learn
>>147252353
Spirit breaker. Viable.
>>147252353
noDamageVoid
>noone says a single thing through the entire match
>>147252353
Timbersaw
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
r8 my desktop guys
>>147252202
Afk in fountain
just wanted to let you yuros know i'll be shitposting you in your own timezone soon
>>147252868
>Gimp
>Not just pirating the entire Adobe suite like everyone else
I'm sure listing several years of experience with Gimp is really going to be good on that resume.
we've got an influx of dumb anime addicted NEETs it seems.
>>147252974
Viable. Reported.
>>147253087
>using nonfree software
?
I was just thinking about how esports is so international. There isn't a single real physical sport that crosses more country borders than games like Dota. It's pretty impressive.
>>147252974
This isn't how you play the game tard.
>>147253150
Don't worry bro, remember that they hate themselves more than you hate them!
>>147253201
>being a brain damaged GNU/NEET
>>147253087
I'm not using windows
Synderens stream is embarassing
Dude gets btfo every game
>>147253201
>>147253296
>>147253210
Dumbest post of today, congratulations
>>147253210
Except football you mean?
>>147253210
t. amerifat
>>147253210
yes it truly gives us the ultimate experience in hating the poors and/or non-whites
>>147253382
retard
>>147244256
I mostly play support and I always try to make sure to buy it the second it becomes available.
>>147253382
>>147253393
>>147253406
>member of country which is part of the union of yuropeon cuckolds
>b-b-but muh random brown vs brown people is le international XDD
there's a reason it is called povertyball
>>147252353
Phoenixs
And its shit
>>147250957
retard
>>147253445
You get the 2nd place, congratulations to you as well!
>>147253393
Even over football, more countries have a chance to win in dota than many country's shitty football teams
>Enemy picks TB
>you pick Veno
>you win
>>147252974
>I farmed a lot haha look at my build
FUCKING REPORTED YOU RETARD
>>147253625
THIS
IS
A
FALSE
FLAG
DO NOT
FALL
FORTHIS
HONEYPOT SUGGESTION
VENO
___GUARANTEES____ A WIN
FOR THE ENEMY TEAM
>>147253625
>enemy picks ursa
>you pick veno
>laugh at how useless you made him
>3.9k mmr guy queues with his 2k mmr guy
>they're on my team
>we lose because his 2k disruptor friend has no idea how his hero works
>lose
>check dotabuff
>35% win
How are these people allowed to play in ranked
>>147253715
???
TB has no HP in the laning stage. Maxing gale ensures you kill him at least once
With how much they are picked with each other, do you think Terrorblade and Vengeful Spirit fuck after a match?
FUCK I WAS DISCONNECTED FROM A GAME
FUCKING SHITTY INTERNET
NOW I CAN'T EVEN FIND THE FUCKING SERVERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>147253884
>lose because support is bad
haha likely story m8
>>147254042
>pick veno against terrorblade
>terrorblade methamorphs with a support like venge or lion that stuns you
>kills you level 1 with that insane damage.
No
>>147254058
Stop sexualizing everything you braindamaged doturd
>>147254303
If terorrblade and venge chose to get down with one another, who comes out on top?
Let's post Sheevers in honor of /d2g/'s death
>>147254102
DELETE THIS NOW
god sheever is so mediocre looking
i dont understand this meme
>>147254436
>>147254574
>>147254729
>>147254921
>posting badSjokz
NEVER TRUST A ___________
>>147255029
KIKE
>>147254675
you faggots couldn't even begin to imagine how comfy I am right now
>>147255029
D2G
>>147255029
Valve employee
>>147255246
same
post setup
I've been here since the creation of this general and I still do not fully understand the sheever meme as well. I remember it started out because people would constantly shit on her for being a shit caster but it never stopped
I don't even understand the motivation for it, no one ever replies to those posts. The only people who ever mention them are just the two or three sheever posters.
I've never actually believed in shilling always thought most "shilling" was post ironic trolling but on sheever I really think these posters are just trying to build her brand image. The funny part is that they're doing it for free and sheever will never even acknowledge their efforts.
It's sad to know it will never ever stop even at the death of this general sheever posters will still be here
>>147255013
Sheever is superior to that retarded belgian cuckhold
>>147255029
NIGGER
>11 last matches
>4 wins
>One game where my team stomped the enemy team
I fucking hate playing this game sometimes, it's annoying as fuck when you're on a losing streak.
>>147255617
Is she autististic?
>>147255909
She plays Dota 2, so yes.
>the union of yuropeon cuckolds has been dealt a deathblow by based britbros
Can someone explain the CS LUL meme to me?
>>147255909
Most likely yes
>>147255727
>on losing streak
>suck it up and queue for another game
>get matched with 4 peruvians
>overwhelming hopelessness fills me
NEL IS BACK FAGGOTS
http://nadota.com/showthread.php?38819-nel
>>147256153
good i hope it makes the biggest retards at 6k+ stop playing rmm
explain this shit you dumb fucking niggers
region lock when?
>>147255909
>Middle aged woman trying to make a career out of commenting on videogames
>"is she autistic"
Did you even have to ask
>>147255525
bruh how do your knees not get sore as fuck after sitting like that for a while
>tfw on win streak
>on edge for that inevitable loss
Not today.
>>147256239
He's not letting retards in. It'll be stricter this time.
>>147256240
USW players are worse in general
>>147256320
how old is she really?
>>147256402
>he's not letting retards
but who will play then
>>147256325
I alternate between sitting on my feet, slav squatting, and sitting crosslegged
>>147256415
too old
>>147256240
>Still playing on US servers
Go play on Australia or EU West.
>>147256240
My USE winrate is actually 3% higher
>>147255909
It's the best thing about her
>>147256578
you have a wall to build
I have a hard time closing games out as Axe
What the fuck is he supposed to do if the game goes late and your carries aren't scaling as well as the enemy's? Being initiation is pointless since you can no longer get anyone in cull range with helix since fuckers are too tanky at that point. Should I just hang back and only blink in to save and/or prevent escapes? Should I build utility?I tried getting a shiva's which was a huge mistake
Based on this limited information alone, what went wrong?
>>147256867
Feed
uhhhh dotards?
>>147256828
You shouldn't let the game go late in the first place but yes, build utility and save your carry
>>147256867
You picked Slardar, the badcentaur
>>147256932
An ARG that no one ever cared to solve.
>does this person of dutch descent have autism?
Yes.
>>147256932
>>147255029
NEET
>jlullaby making dota smut now
>>147255590
They are a rare type of NEET, addicted to circlejerking over a 6/10 woman (also see : joostNEETs)
Is it free to post Sheevers now?
>>147258368
you can literally see him think, it's amazing how slow he is
>>147258154
Post goodSheever
>>147258469
As expected of a subvocalizer.
>>147258540
>That feel when you love legs and love tall girls
>>147258469
t. 3k blogposter
>>147258368
patient enigma is best enigma
>>147258469
PSG is a shitter but I don't blame him. He needs to get Night Stalker and Sven in a black hole in order for it to be full duration.
Because he's somehow a jungle Enigma with 46 cs at 20 minutes, so of course he doesn't have his BKB.
When my team loses early we win the game, when we crush early we lose. Wtf is this? Happens every game...
>sumail cant get visa because he's a shitskin
based chinks
Crimson guard is actually a pretty shit item, prove me wrong
>>147258915
all his movements take a full second, like you can see him mouse over a spot, think about it and then move
>>147258740
you will never be good at this game psg
>>147259053
You're in a bracket where nobody knows how to close out games early
no wait it must be memeback :^)
>>147258846
Is that a carry winter waifu????
>People can reach level 5 in the jungle by minute 3 with iron talon
>More and more teams are foregoing the offlane entirely, preferring to jungle instead
You know what other game has a dedicated jungling role? League of legends.
I guess it was only a matter of time before Dota started turning into League.
>>147259415
Just ward their jungle jeez
>>147259412
Actually we use CE (Common Era) and BCE (Before Common Era) in America now so please DELET THIS
>>147259415
except that in LoL you're only allowed to jungle the heroes they said are junglers or else you get banned
in dota 2, ANY hero is allowed to jungle, carry, mid, offlane or support
dota 2 has actually moved further away from LoL by enabling any hero to play any role, thanks to items like iron talon and glimmer cape
>>147259584
*tips fedora*
>>147258469
>duhh let's black hole and get heroes who can end the black hole
I'm actually consistently faster and more aggressive than basically everyone I ever play with and people constantly fail me unless I play at high MMR because of this. Dota players are molasses. Who do you think you're talking to? I came from levels of FPS gaming that you've never touched and that is significantly harder/more skilled than dota, kiddo. I'm waaaaaaay faster than you. And I'm 34. Do I need to embarrass you in CSGO like I've been doing to kids all weekend?
>>147258915
>Because he's somehow a jungle Enigma with 46 cs at 20 minutes
yes "somehow" being 4 feeding cores that I was trying to babysit all across the map. My games aren't your games and don't play out the same way, don't presume to think I can't jungle enigma, I'm actually quite good at it. Not that it isn't FUCKING EASY
some of you put yourselves on this level where you think mecahnical skills in dota are hard and lol, just lol, once again as someone who played high levels of quake and cs, it just...isnt even a thing. sometimes I click on a creep instead of a person, oh well, im old. that's about as hard as dota 2 gets, mechanically
>duhh ur so slow because u waited to teamwipe them with your blackhole
get fucked
>>147259584
desu I actually don't really think there's a god but the terms ad and bc worked perfectly fucking fine before and it angers me that retards are just trying to change shit because muh inclusion or some shit
>>147259707
it even takes him long to reply
+10mins for two paragraphs ROFL
>>147259584
okay, deleted
Why do people downgrade Soul Ring into Bloodstone on Dr. Clinker the Tinker in AD(Anno Domini [means Year of our Lord [it est, Jesus Christ]])2016?
>>147259707
>Wasting my time trying to babysit retards is a productive use of your time.
This is why you're still fucking 2k pal. You should be farming so you can carry these idiot fucktards. Yeah they'll give up a lot of kills, you know what will also give you a lot of gold thought? Ending those massive fucking killstreaks in the midgame.
>>147259821
>muh tradition
literally as bad as christfags
>>147259860
I don't play dota like that becuase it isn't fun.
I'd rather play 2k league of legends dota
>>147259707
>Who do you think you're talking to? I came from levels of FPS gaming that you've never touched and that is significantly harder/more skilled than dota, kiddo. I'm waaaaaaay faster than you. And I'm 34. Do I need to embarrass you in CSGO like I've been doing to kids all weekend?
This can't be real, this has to be a ruse
>Zai and even swindlezz opting to move their camera using the superior mousewheel
So what's your excuse for still edge panning, /d2g/?
>>147259970
leave id get dumpstered
>b-but i'm "gold master international global arms operator"!
back in my day we didn't need an MMR to tell us if we were good
>>147259843
Alright well your answer is this. Good Tinkers have both and keep a soul ring in their stash usually until late game, that way they can swap it out and use it when they're regenerating in the fountain.
>>147259958
Then stay 2k PSG.
>>147259914
>>147259821
Why can't we switch from Imperial system to metric yet.
>>147260059
I use wasd though
>>147260118
>using wasd to move the camera
Is there actually some merit to doing this or is it just for retards learning how to Dota for the first time?
I'm interested in just how effective it is.
Wow this sounds like a place just for d2g!
>>147260118
why would you waste hotkeys for that?
>>147240360
Oh good.
I am South American, I haven't played in US severs in a long time, because latency, but I forgot how good is to make buggers butt burn.
I will play all pick and random, wish me luck.
>>147259415
MAKE OFFLANE GREAT AGAIN
>>147258846
What a ww
>>147260118
Eosin please
>>147260219
>that chad in the back on the bottom pic
>>147260301
What if they made Infused Raindrops purchasable at minute 0 so offlaners could start with that.
>>147260210
>>147260229
It's how I started and changing something like that is really really hard. Like I would basically have to make a smurf account and play it for a few miserable weeks to transition
The benefits are that I'm constantly optimizing my camera view even if I'm actively clicking at the same time, I use a 20 button MMORPG mouse though
>>147260398
Then that'd fuck over the mid lane entirely.
You can only buy Iron Talon recipe from the Secret Shop. That way, only people going to the offlane can get the item.
>>147259093
Literally DP counter
>>147260092
Why would you keep a bad version of an item with you and the good version of it in your stash?
Comparing numbers is a skill they teach in preschool, which is greater, 12 or 117?
>>147260519
Doesn't work on ghosts anymore
>jugg does nothing but hit creeps all game and make misplays
>wonders why he lost
at what mmr do you stop having braindead players
>>147260513
That's a retarded idea, but I've got one even better.
Like infused raindrops, make Iron Talon only purchasable past the 3 minute mark!
Yeah?
>>147260513
Dire secret shop is extremely easy to access
>>147260513
people will just go to the safelane sideshop
so you have 4 people bottom which means the offlaner really doesn't want to be near the offlane
>>147260398
then they'd just get pooled to the mid
>>147260587
If you watch any 6k mmr+ pro player stream, then you'll find that even in those super high brackets there's no escaping braindead retards.
Stop caring so much about mmr and just try to improve on an individual basis. MMR means jack shit anyway.
>>147260780
>MMR means jack shit anyway
Sounds like something a loser would say tbqh fampai
>>147260587
that might have been me, south america?
>>147260804
rubic has shit aesthetics
>>147260873
6k player stuck in 2k bracket tbhfam
>>147260804
Jugg is one of the most iconic dotes while rubick is one of the worst supports, what's the prob
trips and korea wins ti
SCREEEEEEEEEEEE(n)
THIS
>>147260873
MMR would mean more if there were actual brackets/divisions/seasons instated into Dota like every single other non-valve esport, but with so many people finding their way into 9k fucking mmr, MMR is becoming horribly inflated and meaningless.
>Iron Talon only works in lane creeps
Y/N
>>147260906
you have shit aesthetics
>tfw a story where lyralei fucks jungle creeps has been deleted from interwebs
>no archive site can help me
just
>>147261058
It's less that MMR is inflated and more that the gap between good and bad dota players is ever increasing
Which is obvious comparing TIs
>>147260889
no USE
Arteezy is EU?
>>147250841
Is LoL the western man's game?
Dota seems to be played by peruboos, pinoyboos and chinaboos.
>>147260780
Honestly Chink pubs are pretty good.
Never get yelled at for not ganking as mid, never get flamed for farming and split pushing instead of joining a losing fight, 99% of matches are Random Draft instead of All Pick. Only time I see people angry or tilted or flaming is when people pick poorly or play poorly, but they don't report people who play poorly it seems (I've had some pretty awful performances here and there due to Perfect World servers giving me some very bad packet loss repeatedly, never got reported for it though).
iron talon now costs 50 mana to cast
>>147261082
You realize that iron talon is more effective for offlaners than jungler, which means literally nothing will change.
>>147261382
aah, that was a different shit jugg then
>>147261439
Just goes to show you that even a retard NA dota player can hit 9k in EU.
lane creeps switched with jungle creeps
now offlaners will go to lane so they can jungle and safelane will go to the jungle to lane
Just make it so iron talon costs a bit more so you can't buy it as a starting item anymore.
There, fixed.
>people complaining aabout iron talon
do you not realise icefraud has been trying to turn the offlane in another safelane for what, 5 patches straight now?
>>147261623
>No more defensive trilanes because instead of ranged creeps spawning Satyrs spawn and proceed to blast everyone.
in low priority now, fucking third world internet shit
>>147257302
is it ok? did it dieded?
>>147261673
except now you just let the safelaner get freefarm while you fuck off to the jungle
fucking delete timbersaw from the game
or get him to starting 400 hp and -1 armor
Why is everyone so buttmad that iron talon is breaking up 'tradition'? I thought one of dota's strengths was not being forced into static positions like LoL
If the offlaner ditches their lane to iron talon jungle that just leaves the supports free to victimize the other lanes or follow them into the jungle
>>147261827
yes, that's part of icefraud's masterplan to have the offlaner always get farm
>>147261914
>>147261975
Why even call them offlaners anymore?
They're just junglers.
>korea
>used to be based, loved BW
>now plays Overshit, LoL, meme CS knockoffs
>hell, korea is the only place where HotS isn't dead
What went wrong?
>>147261914
who cares icefrog is basically shit and now forced the game into a meta again because of some shitty abuses.
why pick real heroes when you can pick 5 tanks and push towers.
why actually try to balance the game
>>147262036
>>147262084
These fags would really be more comfortable playing LoL
>>147262084
>>147262070
They became Blizzard fanboys
>>147262142
>enemy pick timber dk riki
>oh looks like there is a tower being pushed
>oh wait every hero is 1k hp with 13+ regen are we going in
>oh timber actually combo'd down 3 of our heroes
>oh there is a riki so we can't actually smoke or splitpush
>why is this stone golem burning me
>>147262142
>turn the game into HotS2 with items
>"u-u're just mad because of muh tradition!"
i mean i ultimately dont care because after all is said and done its still just a shitty moba and the worst of valves games, but come the fuck on
why casualize a dumbed down RTSi actually believe assfaggots are dumbed down MMOseven further
>>147262354
lmao why are you even here
>>147262342
>>147262354
>duh hur hur memeback tank meta buzzword icefrooooog
epic posts fellow 4channers!
>be 3300 MMR
>pass season pass calibration
>2900 MMR
benis
>A jungling offlaner can outfarm and outexperience a safelane freefarming carry
Why do carries even bother going to lane anymore? They should just jungle.
>>147262630
Enigma can level and farm faster than most carries so why even have carries???
>>147261457
chinese pubs are pretty chill
i flame the chinese all day and they don't even care
a>>147262630
the lane is safe
in the jungle you have bh + riki
>>147261914
forcing offlaners into the jungle and giving both carry's free farm is very static
before you could harass the safelane carry and it became a game of who got the better lane trades
>>147262630
Requesting that Clan_Irak copypasta
How do i get good at Terribleturd?
>>147261470
literally just increase the cooldown
>>147262852
>force offlaner into jungle
>supports free to roam anywhere including the enemy safelane
wow so static not like the good ol days of offlane being basically restricted to a handful of heroes
How is tinker spirit bear combo even balanced?
>>147263080
you need to pick tinker, the worst hero in the game
FIX ME
>>147263023
kill yourself
>>147263242
sounds good senpai
will do right away desu
>>147262762
You probably need to flame them in Chinese for a reaction. Like call them dogs or something, that will probably trigger them.
>how to fix slark
>he gets 30/40/50 hp regen instead of percentage hp
>>147263213
>Demonic Purge now applies Break to his non-aghanim's version of it.
There, perfect counter to Timber.
>>147263298
good lad
>>147263213
Hush, we don't want him nerfed too soon
>>147263339
Nah, that'd just make him worthless
Dark pact cooldown needs adjustment and essence shift stacks should expire if he ducks a fight
>tfw you play like shit and don't even give a fuck
>>147263213
Is this a LeL champ?
Lil seems based as fuck desu
>>147258368
That's pretty terrible. Where the fuck was your midnight pulse? Are you seriously playing enigma without quick cast?
>get solar crest before 14min
What hero is good for this? This item is dead unless you play some shitty defensive support-cuck like dazzle.
>enjoy playing popular pubstomp hero
>shitters always have to chime in and critique my build because everyone's a fucking 'expert'
REPOT PA NO BFURY
Okay guys I've pretty much 100% confirmed this now:
>If your search queue goes past 5 minutes in unranked, all mmr range restrictions are removed entirely. 1k players and 9k players can and will be matched together
when will /d2g/ get memes as good as /sp/ ?
>>147263705
>Not winning le izi MMR with the yellow jew of many shekels.
You're playing this game the wrong way, senpai.
>>147263705
Bloodcyka
>>147263769
>he says, p^osting a /tv/ meme
>>147235926
i don't even play doturd anymore im just here waiting to see if podgirl comes back
>>147263705
I saw a guy do that with Dragon Knight, worked pretty well since the active meant he could do decent damage to heroes in fights. But Alchemist is also very good for it.
>>147264170
>since the active meant he could do decent damage to heroes in fights
Oh yeah that's obviously a MUCH better choice than the quite frankly overrated Armlet build and it's only a little more expensive too
GRANT CASTING NEL
GET IN HERE SENPAI
>>147263705
Bristleback
>>147264372
I mean he snowballed hard enough with it that he had Armlet Solar Crest Treads at about 25-26 minute mark. I rewatched replay and he was farming ancients with the Solar Crest.
>>147264537
First game of NEL [NEL41] [Radiant: ryuuboruz, arteezy, brax, bulba, dotathetoo] [0] | [Dire: ixmike88, Timado, mason, Cr1t, MojoStormStout]
>>147255029
>Face is white
Ruined
>>147255525
>60% meme
>1 monitor
kys
>literally 3-4 minutes between posts
>on a holiday weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
I played Alchemist earlier, whom I never ever play. Was just playing him for a challenge but ended up winning the game for our team after our Lina and Spec started feeding because "every1 so noob." Just goes to show if you ignore the idiots and do what you know is the right play you can salvage some pretty awful games.
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>147246981
I don't understand this
What's the new Secret line up after TI6?
>Puppan
>?
>?
>?
>?
>>147265297
>puppey
>bulba
>fogged
>aui
>tc
>>147255029
>pale
>brown eyes
???
>>147265220
what the fuck are you trying to say?
>>147265297
>puppey
>funnik
>kemal
>aui
>tiny turkish meme guy
>3 people on your team are on 5+ losing streaks
>nobody knows what to pick and lose a shitload of gold
>nobody marks their lane and the picks are weird
>nobody attempts to contest the runes
>at least 2 teammates have gone to lane with zero regen
>>147265297
>puppey
>synderen
>fng
>vanskor
>goblak
>Lil_Shitty
>>147265297
>Miracle
>Dendi
>Zai
>Puppey
>Pieliedie
the dream
>>147265518
I apologize for not taking the mentally challenged into account when drafting my post. Here is an alternative version you may find more comprehensible.
>ME PLAY ALCHEMIST
>GAME NOT GO WELL
>ME PLAY GOOD
>ME WIN GAME FOR TEAM
>ME LIKE
>>147265102
This game is fucking dying and no amount of "Millions of 'unique' players per month" can change that because they count separate accounts as an individual player and there are easily thousands of smurfs/alts. I made a public lobby for all pick games (forgot I even made it on accident) and in 5 minutes over 15 random level 1/2 accounts joined the lobby. There's at least a hundred of these lobbies full of players.
All Valve would ever have to do to destroy smurfing and boosting forever is make MMR reset every season, and I think they might actually do it. I think the Battle Pass season queue is their little test, if it was popular enough they might make the original Ranked queue have an unavoidable seasonal reset too, just like they already have in CS:GO.
QUICK! POST YOUR RAREST ITEM!
when will these fucking stupid people stop playing assfaggots?
>>147266206
kunkka has let himself go
>>147266387
MOBAs were explicitly created for people too slow and stupid to play WC3 ladder
>inb4 but Aeon of Strife
It had human players only on one side, it's more comparable to Left 4 Dead.
>tiebreaker decided by time played
rofl this is kinda funny
>>147264694
good shit
How do we stop Bone7 from outdrafting himself?
>>147266045
>smurfs can no longer access ranked matchmaking
fixed
broodmother arcana when?
>>147265768
>enemy carry predicts a 9 game winstreak
>entire enemy team bets 200-500
>your mid requests tangos in broken english
>>147266087
>not having pushing at 10.0
>>147266883
They've tried this half a dozen times with limiting ranked matchmaking by forcing X account level or Y number of matches played.
That does not work when account level is easy to increase because bot games increase account level not to mention people can just party up and play pubs. Valve currently has no method to tell smurf accounts from non-smurf accounts, there is no identifier or code which carries between one account to the other. for them to do so.
>>147266087
>>147267056
>he then proceeds to shit all over the enemy team and call the noob sukas
ME DRAFT BIG SONIC LIFEBAR STOCK BROKER OF FREE (3) DAMAGE
EZ WINOOGA
>>147266087
>>147267341
>tfw you got the only good luna set from CM's wheel of fortune
Pretty based desu
>>147267392
>ME DRAFT BIG SONIC LIFEBAR STOCK BROKER OF FREE (3) DAMAGE
>Offlane goes perfectly well, getting farm and levels as Dark Seer because it's a kunkka safelane with only one support
>They're quickly overwhelmed by ion shell spam and have to hide under their tower
>tusk 'roaming support' shows up to save the day
>Walks right next to me and snowballs me into their tower
>They kill me
>-2 int
>Tusk: this ds omg
why are these niggers allowed to use the internet
>>147266765
Make LC a worse waifu.
>>147267595
>Not having "disable help" ticked on all Tusk players until they have proven they're not fucking retarded
Your own fault tbqh.
>That feel when the enemy team reports you for having a near flawless game of Juggernaut
Why is that allowed to count Valve.
>>147267813
It's because you said ez
dont bantz if you can't take the heat or at least put more effort into it
>>147267572
I believe it's supposed to be terrorblade. Or slark. Not sure.
>>147266045
What good will that shit do when it's based off your unranked MMR anyway
>Start DOTA
>Play like shit and get roughly 2k MMR unranked
>Climb to 4K MMR on ranked queue
>All of my low prio/unranked games are still 2K
>All my calibration games are based off of 2K
Unless this shit changes there's no point. Not exactly crazy about the idea of spamming unranked games for a couple hundred matches.
>we 4 stack
>we 4 carry sry :D u repot
grant has p good taste in music
this champions song is a a great summer jam
>>147267920
Bantz and "toxicity" are part of what is dota
Don't shame my culture shitlord
>>147265038
she's white thoguh
>>147267331
You're talking complete shit. Check developer 1 -> dota_game_account_debug in the console. Compare your main to your smurf. They're different and blatantly reports shit on your smurf like report_old_behaviour_score
>>147267920
I didn't say a word to my teammates or the enemy all game.I didn't even say gg at the end
I'M
SO
FUCKING
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED
1-9 play something that isn't dota
0 play dota
Are you ready to watch my boy SingSing choke in a crucial game ?
>>147268230
yeah it's a well known fact that literally everyone who gets reported did nuffin rong and the report system is just broken and corrupt
>>147267301
I-I'm sorry I'm s-such a disappointment ;_;
>>147268179
That player behavior report old data: true just means that it has reported your conduct summary.
Player behavior report old data: false means you haven't received a single conduct summary yet, there is no smurf tagging in the game.
>>147259235
looks like it
>>147268352
But I'm a good doturd my player behavior score is 9.2k+ I dindu nuthin
>>147268432
Explain why when you go into your first bunch of games no one is genuinely new to the game then?
Are you claiming NO ONE is new to dota?
I've tried this shit at least a dozen times before while waiting out mutes and there is no change each time. 10 smurfs.
>>147268580
i want to that smug anime with the beanie
>>147268661
I'm claiming that most players are not new. Furthermore those that are new are likely queuing differently from you, they're probably queuing with a bunch of friends who introduced them to the game.
>>147268661
the right method is to simply is to have everyone start at 2k mmr
>4 minute search queue
>everyone is +/- 1k mmr range of me, game is close, intense and fun
>5.5 minute search queue
>theres 1k mmrs and a 7k mmr on the same team, the 1ks feed 0-20 each by walking into a slark and just blankly staring at him while he kills them, they don't even try to walk away
>they're not bots or feeding intentionally, they just have no clue how the game works
>>147265991
why would you blog here?
>enemy picks LS
>I pick naga
>ensnare him every single time he rages
>rod of atos him whenever he isn't raged
>>147260118
You're not alone
WASD for camera movement
QERF45 for spells
123 ZXC for items
Everything within reach, makes perfect sense to me.
>>147268059
this
Arteezy just got solo killed by Ryuuboryuz or w.e TWICE
>>147269047
arteezy is an average mid player
no-one and QO on the same level.
its just the hype man
>>147269047
he got his salve canceled by titan
that was pretty huge desu
>mfw playing against terrorblade
what a waste of time
he doesn't even win the game, he just delays it indefinitely
70 minutes of my life on a game that was decided at 25 mins all because some fuck had to pick terrorblade
who watching our guy here?
>>147268879
fucking 20/10
>>147269337
u goddamn right
>>147269337
Holy shit what is wrong with his incisors. Has all the Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew eroded them into nubs or something?
So Riki didn't work out too well, and BH was a fucking joke. how do I counter a fed (her)offlane Legion Commander?
>>147269337
>>147269436
that's not....ppd
>>147269337
I wish I was but I'm at work...
NA Dota is such a shitfest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKQvvq4_Lrs
REMINDER
>>147269605
its an inhouse league you retard, of course its goofy
>>147269337
but annes not on anon
>>147269732
eyes are cute face a shit.
5/10
>>147269478
try being good at riki
>15 min veil aether zeus with double bolt and ravage to back it up
>>147269878
Just rage lmao.
>>147269878
shouldve ganked his lane bruh
I just lost a game to Troll Warlord
I feel embarrassed
>>147270060
dont, troll is sleeperNOTopbut surprisingly decent
>>147270060
>he cant push dont every lane as troll while his team gets fucked
lmao!that fucking cunt takes towers like terrorblade
>>147267301
what's your record?
>>147269337
Don't tell me this ugly motherfucker is boning this qt3.14
Don't
fucking
tell
me
>>147271021
and basically you're fucking stupid
>>147271021
I beleive he also fucked kittyplays
>>147269471
I GOT BABY TEETH NIGGA
YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT
>watch bulldog stream
>all I hear is
>cuck ya fucking cuck hey s4 you're a cuck cucked you FUCKING KEK you stupid cuck KEK.
>>147271137
Is that really are there is to it, I mean his gums look healthy but his teeth look FUCKED
anyone having a rough time with the axe blink call quest?
best i have done is 28/35
dagger by 8 mins.
>>147271202
>literally le 4chains memer the person
whats wrong anon?
Why is Bamboe so shit at this game? Is this his fucked up genetics fault?
>>147271085
>>147271086
It's not fair, bros.
>>147271202
I can't be the only one who is happy when a bad meme goes full mainstream. Now it can finally die here.
>>147271086
What are her fees?
>>147271267
yeah, I can't win any games where I actually get the required blinkcalls
lost a game yesterday at 3-stars where we had them down to 1 lane of rax, team just could not win a single teamfight after a point even with aegis
>>147271252
it looks like someone sawed his teeth in half
or maybe he didn't get any calcium growing up
>>147271405
It could be that he grinds his teeth or clenches a lot.
>3 reports
>hidden pool
how do I git out?
>>147271496
Looks like a textbook teeth grinders teeth, probably while he sleeps
>People still believe behavior score influences who you get matched up with
Hint: It doesn't. It's feedback weight. A higher score gives more value to your reports and commends when assessing LPQ for other players.
why arent you building hurricane pike on axe?
Blink, call, pike one of em back, gg
>>147271765
hint it does
I've asked people for their behavior score and the only time I've gotten a 3k difference was when the queue was 10mins long
>>147271765
also if you have low behavior score you probably need fewer reports to get punished
speaking of which, how do you check it again?
>>147269824
I played Riki properly, tried to deny farm, but LC got a Gem of true sight by minute 10, and I was fucked
>>147271819
what if blink, call, chen send back
bam enemy in your fountain
>>147271765
No wonder I get a report back every time I report somebody.
>That feel when you send entire four stacks to low prio
>>147271819
Uh couldn't you just do that with force staff
>>147271892
Then kill her with your team and take it, 900g for a gem that early is huge. She should never have been able to recover after that
Based our literal guy moonmeander is playing
get in here
3:15:09 PM> [NEL44] [Radiant: arteezy, Cr1t, MoonMeander, StanKing, ryuuboruz] [+39] | [Dire: bulba, Universe, Yawar, waytosexy, ritsu] [-39]
/grandgrant
>>147272186
its lit
>>147272138It's unranked, she recovered and fucked me up the ass
>>147271765
>behavior score of 9836
>each report sends someone to the shadow realm
>>147272138
no because forcestaff pushes them from where they are aiming from, pike pushes them from where you are aiming from
>follow teammates
>lose
>don't follow teammates
I swear I know when something is not going to work out but I can't help but to unconsciously follow my retarded teammates.
How do I stop this?
>>147272186
had a dream that I met Yawar and he was awkwardly trying to avoid me saying whats up to him
Why aren't you upgrading dragon lance on terrorblade?
>free unbreakable blink on 14 second cooldow
>free mom active with no damage amp
>free +1 str and +6 agi
>FREE
>>147272513
by communicating with your team fucktard
also wards.
>>147272513
Hit yourself in the fucking balls every time you do retarded shit.
You will learn not to be a retard while ensuring you do not pass on your retarded sheep genes.
>>147272513
Spotted the swede
>>147272509
Just call them so they're facing your team dumbass
>Enjoy low prio more than ranked
What went wrong
>>147272954
>Teams desperate to win so they can leave low prio and re-join ranked
>People willing to cooperate
Absolutely nothing.
>>147272954
PSG?
>>147272954
LPQ isn't meant to be punishment, it's meant to beYOUR HOME
How do I stop being ABSOLUTELY BUTTBLASTED when I lose a shitty game of doturds?
>>147273408
You dont
t. buttblasted dotard after every loss
ENJOYING THAT DR PEPPER, GRANT?
>>147273408
Being assnihilated is part of the dota experience
>>147273602
>hes afraid of a little mineral ball
even your urethra is a bitch
are u watching our boy stream social eat?
>>147270720
More than that and I still fucking lost after 105 minutes
>>147273804
thats not a boy...
>>147273602
This pic is so beautiful really.. Everytime i see it i just look at the stone for a bit
i just want tinker to fucking kill me already so i revive faster
>>147274158
I ban tinker every game and I swear every single time he makes it through some asshole picks him
Is all of NA dota as delusional as grant?
>>147274158
HOW TO BALANCE TINKER
>CANT REARM ITEMS
OR
>REARM HAS A 10/7/4 SECOND COOLDOWN
>>147273602
No just fresh cleantap water.
>>147274332
how are you supposed to ban tinker, slark, arc warden, riki, faceless void, terrorblade AND invoker every game?
>>147274429
I quite like my solution which is to not ban arc warden, then first pick arc warden
I could swear Crit is cheating. He is always at the right place at the right time.
>>147274429
You ban Invoker, Tinker, and Slark.
You don't have to be good to win with Slark. People are allergic to buying BKB so you don't let heroes like Invoker/Tinker who can do nothing against BKB get through. Also you don't have to be that good to win with Quas Exort Invoker. The hardest part of playing Quas Exort is landing a sunstrike, all of the other spells are easy.
>>147273981
do u have any proof?
>>147273602
is that a kidney stone? looks like crystal
why didn't they call it kidney crystals
>>147274417
Enjoy your fluoride
>>147274391
how to balance tinker in 6.89
>Strength from 17+2.0 to 16+1.6
>Laser mana cost from 95/120/145/170 to 140/150/160/170
>Laser damage from 80/160/240/320 to 75/150/225/300
>Heat Seeking Missiles mana cost from 120/140/160/180 to 150/160/170/180
>Rearm mana cost from 100/200/300 to 150/225/300
>Rearm cast point removed (animation from 0.53+0 to 0+0)
>Aghanims scepter now also improves March of the Machines: Enemies struck by robots are revealed with truesight shared vision for 20 seconds
>>147274871
heat seaking march machines, they run at heroes in the aoe
>>147274871
>tinker is a good hero
He is the I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE hero of the patch. And he just naturally loses games.
>>147274994
>le balanced infinite rocket/laserspam goblin of infinite hexes and zone control
>game losing
fuck off tinker you faggot
its time for you to get back in the trashcan where you came from
>>147274960
Fuck it, Agh's combines all of his skills into one with a single manacost.
March of the Laser Missiles
Tinker spawns an army of 144 missiles over 6 seconds that home in on enemy heroes in a 2000 aoe.
On hit, they deal 350 pure damage to all units in a 650 aoe and blind for 4.5 seconds
do the nel games still drop heroics?
>>147274994
wrong
that is troll warlord
>team rides the coattails of early game dominator (Axe, Timber, Clock)
>dominator starts to fall off around the time they attempt high ground
>freefarmed fed carries fail to take the reins
>team gets wiped
>they blame the early game dominator
It keeps happening
Are hard carries habitually the worst players in dota?
BUFF ME
>>147275329
I've only played Troll Warlord twice this patch and I won both.
>>147275469
Good sample size.
post wordclouds
>>147275627
>d
What did he mean by this?
>>147275331
yes after tinker players
>>147275627
>dd mom so fuck
lewd
>>147274871
aghanims scepter now makes march of the machines summon a pocket factory at the targeted location
pocket factory functions like a healing ward, repairing allies AND buildings within 400 aoe. Repairs 0.5/1/1.5/2% hp per second for 30 seconds to heroes, 0.1/0.2/0.3/0.4% hp per second to buildings. Healing stacks for multiple factories. Factories have 600 HP and are fortified
>>147275627
>Professor scary exort
lol
>>147275627
>>147275627
guys
why havent you picked me lately
im viable now
>>147276369
You arent fun
>>147276369
I did and I won.
It feels good to remember the times when offlane Elder Titan was viable as fuck. You go offlane with him and you just disrupted the enemy and then they would waste smoike ganks and solo black hole, all for an Elder Titan.
>>147271387
its easier to get all the calls when you are losing.... its hard when the other team wont push as a team.
>>147275627
dead thread
dead game
Dead thread. Post waifus
>>147278053
E-everyone is busy playing the game!
holy fucking shit you guys where right about the riot viewbots
now twitch has started, not even finished, pulling out these weeds LCS viewership has dropped off a cliff. Like half of what it usually gets at best.
I'll never doubt /d2g/ again.
>>147278226
>tfw no windwaifu to laugh at my penis every time she sees it
Tiffany is so perfect.
>>147278361
>that jaw
yeah her clit is probably bigger than your dick
>>147278376
Looks like a goblin
>>147278243
That's some wishful thinking
>>147278226
no u.
Are Axe and Nyx pokemons?
>>147278724
No retard
>>147278724
Yes handsome
>>147278361
those feet are fucking nice
>>147278441
She makes an amazing wife and mother.
How does /d2g/ feel about Grant now that the reddit bandwagoners have hopped on his penis?
>>147278428
>not being into giant clits
after 4k hours of dota, i only find earth spirit and invoker enjoyable
today i had a good earth spirit game
>>147279245
Why?
anyone have a picture of that little chat bubble with the face screaming like he just randomed Meepo?
> pic related
>>147279037
I know right
someone finally got the cosplay right instead of stupid heels or sandals
>>147278724
why would you pick the heroes that don't even have pokemon attacks as their abilities?
there's ursa, treant, riki...
>>147261457
> tfw luna will never sit on your face
>>147279330
because she'd probably be embarrassed to have such a big clitoris that looked like a penis under her panties and she'd get super wet when you said it looked cute and started sucking on it:3
>>147279961
>>147279961
what are you trying to imply with that picture anon
>>147280262
that weebs are basically pedos that will make a little girl out of every living thing they wanted to fuck
furrys do that too they have animal versions of people and fictional characters
ye thrs som wierd ppl on dis web sight nggas
>>147280451
hey mike
>>147280360
I'm asking if you think sheever has a dick clit
Post good feels
>enemy picks AM
>you pick PA
>>147280568
sheever probably have a normal pussy but its wide and deep because she is tall
>>147280626
thats not a good feel
t. am picker
>>147280626
>feed
>win
thanks forced 50, I knew youd come through
can anyone recommend me a good sheever lookalike
>win
>+18
>lose
> -40
eat shit valve
always some fucking 2k queued with a 5k fucking up my solo queue
>>147280626
>enemy enigger gets a 3 man black hole
>you blink in, steal black hole and get a 5 man black hole
>>147281130
slardar
JUST
>>147281130
She is irreplaceable.
>>147281259
looks like a tranny
>>147271387
JUST finished it.
had a lion, mag that set up some nice calls for me...
Mag was a muslim so he didnt get many great RP's
>>147281259
If I was Clinton I would beat his ass right there.
>>147281259
which shitskin is that
>>147267341
no matter what items i get for luna....
bitch still got titties out.
>>147281130
just go to your local race track