Senran Kagura General /skg/ #808

meme team report

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Previous thread

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bed

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Hello guys.
Remember to be nice to each other.

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I hate you all

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>>147225378
>bad game

>>147225439
That's why you have no friends Ashiya.

>>147225420
I promise
>>147225439
Stop being mean and post more delicious thicc

>>147225368
fpbp

>>147225439
im actually crying right now

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Impregnating Kafuru and taking responsibility because I love her!

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SAY IT WITH ME NOW

PUFFY
_____

>>147225519
why did she steal snek and yomi's clothing

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I am literally going to marry Ryoubi.

>>147225534
Because they look better on her.

Wow Wow Wow!
don't burn the images too quick. Say something about your senran, imageless, someone else has to guess her.

>>147225531
VULVA
it's actually just a flaccid penis and everyone think's its a vulva

>>147225604
shit

>>147225519

No man what the hell, she's like 6, that's creepy. You need something wholesome, like mommy Haruka, oink oink

>>147225604
Doesn't speak Japanese well.

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Harupost.

>>147225604
her name is murasaki

>>147225378
>Today characters smile inside/v/
>Giving feel Children
>Might put wrong Yumi
>General kill getting place posting
What did he mean by this?

>>147225653
Hikage is very fluent in japanese she just cannot make "th" sounds very well

Sank you

>>147225653
Matsuri!

>>147225752
Nope. My senran is a who wave.

>>147225604
I make an early thread post for her

>>147225663

We need to go lweder. Go hog wild.

>>147225420
ey boss, fuck you mane

>>147225604
Snake eyes.

>>147225604
Warm and cuddly

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>>147225773
Correct!

>>147225923
I want to go on adventures with Matsuri and Titty Tiger.

Goodmorning skeegee!

Why do you retards always bully when I'm gone?

>>147226017
it's 3:30 am!

Is the snekposter who says sank yuu the original 'I love Snake! Every thread!' guy?

If so post more snek

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No Senrans bustier than this one are allowed below this line
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>>147225830
Please refrain from your oinker meme

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>>147226185

>>147226017
Go back to sleep!

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Naraku is a mega cutie.

>>147226171
That's a good question.

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>>147226185
Screw your rules, anon. You can't stop this sexy crabbu.

>>147226321
>crappu
FTFY

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>>147226185

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>>147226171
No.

Hikage is asleepy right now.

>>147226386
something something homura trying to hold in a shit

>>147225830

Nah I'm good, I'm a pretty tame Harukafag.

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>>147226386

>>147226321
Girls with tanlines wearing clothing that do not match the tanlines is my obscenely specific fetish.

>>147226321
I want to punch Homura in her stupid face.

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>>147226612
You'll just hurt your hand.

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>>147225378

>Shiki being in the center zone

feels good man

>>147226721
Try me you slutty crab.

>>147225378

>yoma need jesus

>>147225913
>>147225913
Haruka
>>147225859
Hikage

>>147225604

Deceptively deep, surprisingly kind

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Josui is the love of my life!

If you guys of could remove a senran from the main series and new wave who would they be?

>>147225604
Her puppies are very intimidating!

>>147227307
Shiki

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>>147227196
>missed the 50/50 mix up
Sorry anon, now you have to eat this combo.

>>147227307

Haruka

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>>147227562

fer shur!

>>147227540
Probably Mirai and Matsuri

>>147227693
Fuck man, don't think you can keep resetting this pressure game forever scrub.

>>147228351
8 FUCKING FRAMES

>>147228426
get up attack

>>147228506
Nice wake up jab

>>147228506
Spot Dodge shine

Normally I would want to bully a senran right now but tonight I just want a cute senran to snuggle with.

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>>147229408

>>147228578
I play dhalsim

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>>147229408

>>147229489
>>147229510
Thanks guys. These are some cute senrans. I want to pet them and kiss them and titfuck them until I pass out.

https://youtu.be/2H5VRJ4RxRg
This is how I would imagine a majority of senrans would react if someone from /skg/ got to meet them.

>>147229920
Is the senran the aggressor or the virgin?

>>147229920
If this was me I would freak out a lot more. This is what Hikage would look like when trying to act as a porn actress.

>>147230020
The virgin. But in some cases (ex: Haruka and Yozakura) the anon would be the virgin.

>>147230097
I want to molest Homura like that.

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I need to see Haruka fighting against her.

I want Haruka to trick me into drinking a potion that makes me cum prematurely and shrinks my penis. I think I might be a weirdo somebody help.[/spoiler ]

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>>147230940

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>>147230940
We're all wierdos here anon.

hello?

>>147231752
Moshi moshi?

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Who is Ayame?

>>147231852
She's the girl at the store
duh

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>>147231852
Ayame is Ayame

Which senran has committed the most crimes?

>>147225534
Because she is the bastard child of snek and sproutgirl.

>>147231852
>his or her
Hadn't noticed before.

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"Homura-chan"

So can someone tell me why everybody in Hebijo is such a total fucking nutjob?

Ryoubi is the most normal person on that team and even she's got a little cray cray in her. And I'm not talking normal, silly cray cray, I'm talking about everybody on this fucking team gets small, crazy, yandere pupils too often.

>>147231852
The protagonist of Spendran Kagura and Spendran Kagura 2: Electric BoogaJew

>>147232423
Imu doesn't seem that crazy either.

>>147232494
But she is.

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>>147232420

Im going to Homura's first ever stage play. Anyone of you Anons want to come along?

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>>147225531

>>147234238
How can she be so smug?

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>>147235106
You tell me.

>>147235106
I say she deserves to be. After all, she is arguably the most powerful character in the series.

>>147235709
>most powerful character
>Mirai can take down her and her guardian alone

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>>147236556
That's because Mirai is the strongest.

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Oh!
Boob morning /skg/!

>>147236556
I did say "arguably".

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>Mirai the strongest
>gets beaten by an octopus

HAHAHAHAHA

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>>147236915
Hey, that octopus is a badass motherfucker. Even Hanzou himself knows not to fuck with it.

>>147236915
Once it closes in, anything can beat Mirai at that range

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Daily reminder that Murasaki has the most beautiful smile of all Senrans.

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>>147237280
But can Murasaki pull off a :3 ? Yeah, didn't think so

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>>147238231
What if she can?

>>147238336
Murasaki is cheeky!

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>>147237280

I concur

>>147238231
>comparing :3's and beautiful warm smiles

apples and oranges, sir!

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>>147238336
It could use some work, but I dig it

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beansprouts

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>>147237280
No doubt.

But, i prefer the smug super weapon's smirks.

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>>147238628

I love Yomi!

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>come home
>see this
wat do?

>>147239070
My wife can spend her allowance however she wants, I'd still wish she'd find a hobby or something to spend it on.

>>147239070

Have Yomisaurus Sex

>>147238484
>sakichan
Does she play mahjong?

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Let's post about happy boobs /skg/!

I read it. It painful and exhausting to get through but, it's worrying me less than before now.

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>>147239709
No, we're posting happy butts instead.

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>>147237280
Show me your best smile!

>>147239070
Caress. Her belly.

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>>147239778
If that's the case this works too.

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>>147239874
>Caress. Her belly.

This man knows what's good

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Playing with minnow and making her pregnant in the process!

Is there an updated cheat table to edit breasts size using cheatengine on PC?

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We are living in the golden age of Kagura

>>147243125
Sex on the beach!

>>147243594
Do not have sex with Senrans on the beach! That is lewd and wrong!

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>>147243125
No.

We destroyed the old world in order to make way for a new one.

A world of Kagura.

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>>147243645
I'm doing it anyway

>>147243897
I want Ryoubi to sit on my face

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>>147243645
Lewd is never wrong

>>147243645
Most senrans secretly enjoy lewd things though.

Except for Asuka and Hibbers, who are pure.

>>147244097
Hibari just hasn't hit rabbit maturity yet. Once she does she'll have breeding contests with Yozakura.

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>>147244328

I know, I'm counting the days.

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>>147243984

Speaking of Kagura, does anyone have any high-resolution pictures of her at all? Wanting to make a poster/tapestry for her since she lacks an official one still, but there doesn't seem to be any large enough pictures to do so.

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>>147244097
>he think he is right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgx9bmzirLs

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>>147244587
>implying she won't revert to adoleschent state again like that immortal jellyfish

>>147244814
Haruka is a kid!

I HATE SENRANS

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>>147244814
Why does Hibari have such a natural talent for making old women feel better about their age?

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>>147245448

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Anybody else having fun modding the game?

>>147245871
del

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>>147245871
go away

>>147245871
that doesn't even look funny, just dumb.

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The smaller a woman's breasts are the more erotic her body is

this is fact

>>147246154

this is opinion*

FTFY m80

>>147246154
What about Pectus Excavatum?

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>>147246154
You are absolutely correct.

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>>147246154
incorrect

>>147246331
Your ribcage isn't a breast you dork

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>>147246284
>>147246417

>>147246102
I know anon, I was just trying to lower torax size to see if it helped in making Minori look flatter. It seems the only way is to change the breast L and R sizes.

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>>147244942

>>147246695
I always wanted to know how far I could punt a baby...

>>147246417
absolutely disgusting

what freak mutation of evolution would allow for such engorged deformities on a woman's body

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>>147246763

>>147246695
Marrying Mirai and raising baby Haruka with her!

>>147246406
How much do you think Mirai struggles to jerk off with that massive penis of hers?

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>>147247020
Well, she most likely has pretty small hands since she's a loli, so that would probably make it hard for her to do by herself.

>>147247138

Mirin' that overhead press

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>>147244097
Low-key, Asuka is probably one of the lewdest girls, her personality just masks it well.

It is not difficult to masturbate a large penis with small hands.

I know it's hard to believe but it's actually quite easy.

Sank you.

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How to play red rover 1v1?

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>>147246805
boobs

are good

>>147244097
>people enjoy lewd things

whodathunkit?

>>147247727
How do you know, Hikage!?

>>147246805

>>147245719

>>147247792
I like how Katsuragi's character is continually getting shittier as the games go on.

>>147247792
when they're small and tight they are

>>147239874
Hikage is slightly frightening when she smiles. You know what happens when she smiles?

>>147247760
You both try to clothesline the other guy, whoever eats dirt first is the loser.

>>147247760
I'm sure Minori figured out how

>>147246154
Only if she has really really ridiculously thick thighs and a tiny waist

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>>147247138

Fat Yomi is just as cute as slim Yomi! JUST AS CUTE!

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>>147248129
There is no Fat Yomi or Slim Yomi. There is only Yomi, and she is fat.

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>>147247934
big ones are good too

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>>147248129
I won't deny that

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>>147248212
>There is only Yomi, and she is cute

Beautifully said, brother!

Please be nice to Yumi, she doesn't like being bullied.

Thank you for your understanding.

>>147248483
I'm going to beat Yumi up and take her lunch money because she talks like a nerd!

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>>147246154
>>147246406
My nigga.

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>>147248532
You're gonna fuckin burn if you try that, you little shit.

>>147248532
Please don't.

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I'm here to challenge Daidouji, where is she?

I want jadf to draw a picture of Yumi being fucked in the dick

>>147248734
Sitting on my face.

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>>147248631
NO

>>147248631
Minori is finally a real loli instead of an oppai loli!

>>147248212
Fat and huggable.

>>147248974
Best size for completely flat without having a hole in the chest area is 0.1 in all stats on both breasts size on the second modding tool (the one that let you set to "all"). Mirai was set to 0.2 for information but it's doable to do 0.1 too and I think it actually looks much flatter. I don't think there's any difference between 0.1 and 0 beside the fact 0 bug up and has a hole in the breasts area (difficult to notice though).

FUCK

>>147250092
MY

>>147250129
SHIT

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Wake up

>>147250529
GRABYOURBRUSHANDPUTONALITTLEMAKEUP

>>147250529
No, shut up.

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>>147250529
Only if you ask nicely

>>147250929
Please wake up.

Why do you goes go so ham on the images at night?

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>>147251058
How about you go to bed instead

>>147251272
I just got out of bed two hours ago.

>>147251368
Just take a nap anon. Don't worry, I'll take good care of the thread for you

>>147251495
But I'm not sleepy!

Die

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>>147252803

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>>147246154
>>147246406
>>147248818
>>147248974

>>147252872
How can the crimson squad manage without her?

>>147253127
They'll be better off.

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But Yomi is melons, Ryoubi, yours are nuts!

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>>147253127

They won't be able to. It'll be like that episode of the A-team where they get knocked off one by one and the entire team almost falls

>>147253234
She's the glue that holds the team together.
>>147253750
Exactly.

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I love Hikage! Every thread!

>>147254317
She looks ugly there.

>>147254317
late
a
t
e

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do you think she's a coalburner?

>>147254709
Yes. She sometimes shovels coals to keep the furnace in the cave burning

>>147254976
What do they do during the summer months to keep cool?

>>147255232
Strip completely naked.

>>147255232
they just chill

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>>147254317
If I impregnate a smugfu will my babies be as smug as well?

>>147253072
Noooooooooooo

>>147254709
A homewrecker

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>>147255232
endothermic reactions and chill

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Emu loves Miyabi.

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>Haruka invites you over for Netflix and Chill
>you realize after you get there that she's living in a cave and there is no TV

Now what?

>>147257709
We chill.

>>147257709
play board games with her and her slav friend.

>>147257709
Play with her robot

>>147257709
Do whatever she wants.

>>147257709
When Haruka wants to fuck, you sure as hell will fuck.

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>>147257872
WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING THIS AND WHY DOESN'T IT GET DELETED EVEN THOUGH THERE'S A PENIS IN IT

>>147257709
Bath togheter.

>>147257709
Considering every electronic device ever has Netflix nowadays there's probably a toaster or something you can watch Netflix on.

Hell, Coatbot probably has it or something.

>>147257709
Shadow puppets! It's kinda like tv.

>>147258171
What penis? All I see is a shadowy void going in between Haruka's breasts.

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>>147258216

I guess you could watch it on your phone but Haruka would have to sit REALLY close to you to see!

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>>147257538
Imu loves emus.

>>147258406
She could sit on your lap to watch it

>>147258419
I wish Imu would do like an emu and go extinct.

>>147258406
Did you even TRY looking for the Netfix toaster, anon?

Doesn't Mirai have a laptop or something? Use that!

>>147257709
Joke's on her I don't even have a Netflix-account

>>147257709
Dump her and go see what Mirai is doing

If you have to trick people to get laid you should just buy some toys for yourself instead of bothering others.

>>147258723
Mirai would never let Haruka-sama use her computer! She'd probably install all kinds of toolbars and adware!

>>147259042
They're a team slumming together, the fuckin cat has to share! With Yomi and Hikage too!

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>>147258723

so you're watching on Mirai's laptop, she's behind you, she presses closer to you to see better, you can feel her oppai against your back and her breath on your neck.

Suddenly your neck is warm and wet and she's moaning softly against it!

>>147259042
Would she let YOU use it just to load up Netflix?

>>147259118
No, not Yomi-oneesan! The last time Mirai let her use her computer, she spent hours trying to figure out how to change the wallpaper to a picture of bean sprouts!

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>>147258792

Oh she has toys and she get get laid whenever she wants, but she wants to get laid by YOU because you resist her so much, it's the challenge she wants.

Every other guy just sees delicious cinnamon rolls, and .... soft hot buns, and they're ready to eat her up right there. You make excuses, so she has to try harder, it excites her.

>>147259154
I'm going to train in meditation so I can resist Haruka's seduction!

>>147259373
But I hate girls with fat tits like Haruka! She's mean and ugly!

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I found this screenshot of Haruka's internet browser and I wouldn't trust this woman near a microwave.

Though to be fair, when I tried to see what Yomi's browser looked like her laptop won't even turn on and smells like smoke so I guess that's pretty telling in and of itself.

I wouldn't let either of them near anything that has to be plugged into a wall.

>>147259440
Hello Mirai

>>147259440

so she's got big, soft, warm, pillowy, squeezable oppai, it's not her fault that's just how she grew up, it can't be helped.

She tries to be nice and she tries really really hard to be pretty anon. You're hurting her feelings.

>>147259154
Haruka should deal with that excessive sweating problem of hers

>>147259632
Hi, Anon.

>>147259579
Yomi though she could power it with beansprouts and began to shove them into every opening she could.

>>147259579
>Haruka's browser
>not 500 xvideos bookmarks

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>>147259737
Those who refuse beansprouts are not worthy of life.

>>147259579

>Haruka
>not technosavvy

she made a robot anon, I think she can handle the interwebs.

>>147259694
Get off the internet and get outside you flat cat.

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>>147259815

you talking about yomi's soft, ample life, I suppose

>>147259815
A computer isn't alive though.

>>147259815
Why is this poor sproutlover so smug?

>>147259857
You would think so, but Haruka's instincts as a middle-aged mother kick in and make her terrible with computers.

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>>147259815
Yomi it's a computer.
>>147260080
Haruka is only 18 though!

>>147260080

where are you getting this middle aged mother crap? Is it the hairstyle?

She's an 18 year old girl that likes 3 things:

Science
Manipulating people
Fucking like its her last day on earth

>>147260296
>>147260304
Haruka is old though! Just look at her!

Haruka wouldn't know how to use Mirai's PC, obviously.


She uses Linux, that's why.

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I got into an argument online with Berserk 2016 apologists so now I'm going to post Boob Guts "Feel the Bern" Yomi

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>>147259737
Yomi is not very good with technology.

When I went into the hobo cave I also found this tv remote near Yomi's beansprouts.
The only difference is the set, imput, tv, cable/sat, dash, enter, mute and previous channel buttons have all been removed and sealed over with glue, and Yomi's name is written on with with very pretty writting.

I'm pretty sure she's not allowed to use the normal tv remote. Because there's also a normal tv remote.

>>147260746
Someone should teach her then. What would she do if everyone in the cave suddenly died and she finds she can't operate the remote to change channels?

>>147261084
curl up into a ball and cry

it's what happened last time she was alone in the cave and somehow found porn on basic cable at 3 in the afternoon and couldn't change it.

>>147260352

she's only 18! she's young, fertile, and thinks about dicks all day!

>>147261212
See this is why she needs to learn. Its great she can make a beansprout farm but she needs to learn something other then that. How does she expect to hold a normal job if TV remotes prove to be too much for her?

>>147261212
What kind of porn was it? This is important.

>>147261745
Missionary sex between a married couple for the sole purpose of procreation.

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Hope everyone's day is going well!

>>147261846
Huh, I was expecting something a bit more hardcore than that. Maybe Mirai was the last one using the TV?

>>147261997
Something more hardcore than that!? You disgusting degenerate, you make me sick.

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>>147261997
I think we all know what kind of porn Mirai is into.

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Is Yomi the most vanilla senran?

>>147262196
No buts she's in the top 5
Yumi wins there.

>>147262196
Not just her.

Kagura, Naraku and Miyabi.

>>147262196
What? No.

>>147261997

Well it wasn't Lesbian porn so it wasn't Homura, it had no bondage, interracial, orgy, gangbang, domination, latex, or any one of Haruka's numerous fetishes, and I don't think Hikage watches porn.

So yeah, probably Mirai, I wonder how much her A cup angst bothers her when watching porn, those much better endowed girls jiggling all over.

>>147262285
Calm down, Mark Wahlberg.

>>147262384
>Lesbian porn
>Homura

What bullshit is this?

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>>147262284
>Kagura
>Naraku
>Vanilla
Those two are HUGE lolicons, anon

Also Miyabi is gay and that isn't vanilla at all.

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>>147262531
Say hello to Tsubame.

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>>147262531
I want to fuck Kagura. I can't wait for EV on Steam to remove her clothes in the game so I can use a naked loli as a weapon.

>>147262868

Her smile and oppai: gone

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What phone does each Senran use?

Homura uses a used LG G3 because she picked it up for cheap.

Mirai uses a Xperia Z3 compact because the screen's the right size for her.

Hikage uses payphones because she doesn't really understand owning a phone or texting.

Haruka uses a Nokia flip phone, because her nails get in the way of using smartphones and for the form factor.

Yomi only uses home phones, even when she's out, she'll ask to enter somebody's home to use their phone.

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>>147262529

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>>147247976
She gets promotional work?

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>>147263074

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>>147262978
Yumi uses a hand-me-down iPhone she got from Shiki, because she doesn't really know how they work.

Shiki like, totes uses the latest iPhone in the biggest sized memory, duh. In rose gold

Yozakura uses a Lumia.

Minori uses a $30 burner Nokia because she loses her phone every 4 months.

Murakumo uses a Nexus 6P because it's the only phone big enough to fit her hands.

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>>147262868
Are you some kind of lolicon, mister?

>>147263206
>LIKE likes Asuka.

So... Homura wants to eat Asuka's shield?

>>147263254
Does the fact I've already seen that pic long ago on pixiv makes it any more obvious?

>>147262531
How is Kagura a lolicon? Does she want to fuck herself?

>>147263362

if by shield you mean Vagina, then yes.

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>>147263374
You know what we do to lolicons around here, right?

>>147263074
>>147263206
Why does Yumi look like Mickey Mouse?

>>147263532

cause I wanted to give her a chinese hairstyle to go with the chinese dress and it sort of fit her schoolteacher uniform and glasses too.

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>>147263512
You can't stop me from sexualizing Kagura, sorry.

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>>147263206
Literally the worst fucking senran ever.

>>147263074
>>147263206
Why do you post this as if it confirms that Homura is a lesbian?

Are we really going to do this shit again?

>>147263721
Nice shitter post

>>147263721
Yurienabler, bland and most boring, gets too much attention.

Anymore reasons to rev up those flamethrowers?

>>147263074
>>147263206
Yumi wants to get rid of Asuka and Homura so she can have anon all to herself!

>>147263954
I want to kick Yumi in the teeth!

>>147263903
She has gray hair!

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>>147247976
Friendly reminder that Hikage is always happy and smiling, even if she doesn't sound, look or act like it.

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>>147263980
How can you kick her in the teeth when you're all tied up and she's on top of you?

>>147264024
Like burnable newspaper...

>>147264024
You say like it's a bad thing.

>>147263856

it sure does hint that Homura might be a Lesbian.

>>147264139

/r/equesting this one except with a happy Yumi