Joa edition
Ded Thred: >>146990915
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.34
http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/220249028
1st for Quattro
Why is she so perfect?
Xth for Lets get the Post characters post out of the way.
webms
post them
>>147179842
Much thanks, friend.
>>147180259
holy shit fix your fucking bitrate
>>147180259
>720p
>only using 1 mb
>>147180259
Classik nigga
>>147180259
>>147179842
2 birds 1 stone
>Join heist.
>Host has a stilt house.
>My bike is the furthest spawned vehicle.
>All the other players have supercars.
>Get stuck behind them all the way during the trip because they ram into everything ahead of them on the road including me if I try to pass them up.
Really wish we could quarantine the supershitters to the console version.
Are there any decent RP glitches?
I already have a high level character, but I really want to breeze through the 2nd w/o having go redo the tedious bullshit
It's it possible to sell personal vehicles?
>>147180259
Rumpo life
>join a race
>about to go past the guy in second
>he fucking slides into me, trying to spin me out
>recover because he's dogshit at it
>meanwhile he causes everyone else behind him to crash and lose a chance at even trying to compete
>Delivering cargo with bro
>A level 17 approaches with stickies
>I shrek him
>He runs away and activates passive before leaving after we put a bounty on him for laughs
What did he expect to happen? It was a cargo lobby.
>>147186849
Nice made up story, you can't go passive when you have bounty.
>>147186958
My friend put the bounty on him after he went passive
>>147187753
>making up stories on 4chan
wew lad
>>147182239
>>147180259
>>147187753
>My friend
Spotted another lie.
>>147188149
>>147188070
I forgot you guys aren't normies. Apologies.
>>147188274
>>147182193
So I'm guessing this is a no?
>>147188697
you're a no
>>147189075
& you're a yes?
>>147189476
no a maybe
>Got a second account to pretend being female in /gtag/
Come at me you thirsty fucks
Found this sleeper in single player.
>>147191653
post pics
>>147191653
do you erp?
>>147192016
Nice find!
>be me
>join free aim lobby for the first time ever on ps4
>see the lobby is mostly guys from a clan called GTAG
>I see them coming towards me
>they show up with ambulances full of people dressed like the guys in A Clockwork Orange
>they beat the shit out of me and hop back into their ambulances
>every time I spawn they come and kick my shit in with golf clubs and hammers
>get fed up and figure if I can't beat them join them
>go and buy the white suit and hat
>they take me in as one of their own and together we we beat down everybody in the server who's not in Clockwork Orange cosplay
>eventually everybody in the server is in on it and we're one big ultraviolent group
and that's how I discovered GTAG
Who, /shitpostsonloadingscreens/ here?
>>147193534
stop forcing this pls
>>147191653
>>147191653
I'm pretty sure Snapdragon will be up your balls soon enough.
>>147194198
>Snapdragon knows you are a man and wants to trade penis pictures
I am very uncomfortable with the current situation.
is Liberator any fun to drive around? I'm poorfag and don't want to spend 500k on a shit ride
>>147194605
buyed it today seems fun to drive with it, but when you are poorfag then its not worth it.
are there any fun gtag sessions on pc right now? everyone is scattered
>>147188070
>I don't have friends, so neither does anyone else!
>>147193534
I know this isnt even a real story but you dont need to establish that you're you.
>>147194605
It's not worth it.
Trust me you're only going to use it a few times considering you can't garage it so it's really just inconvenient.
>>147195012
>being this mad
maybe overwatch is more your speed?:^)
>>147194952
>everyone is scattered
No, we are all in a public session with only one random, everyone is doing crates and circlejerking, add anyone you see here and join.
A hacker joined our session and spawned UFOs, meteors everywhere, and spawned money bags near one of the UFOs (I got 1 million out of it ayy). Also he had an instakill spell that killed everyone on the map, no matter where they where
one word: HOW????
>>147195249
Except Overwatch has a much higher skill gap than this game.
Go ahead and make a contrarian response now.
>>147195561
>(You)
>Be me
>Peacefully collecting crates in empty lobby
>Random joins and starts doing the same thing
>Don't bother them
>He's using a hydra to collect a group of 3
>Pass by him in a Buzzard
>He turns a couple seconds later and shoots missles at me
>Raise up, go behind, fire back and he jumps out
>Go deliver crate
>While heading to the next crate off the radar, he heads to get another hydra
>Blow it up along the way
>Get next crate, he goes off the radar but, fails to make it near me fast enough so homing launcher
>He jumps out, deliver crate
>Drives over to my last one and destroys it
>Spend the next 15 minutes killing him about 22 times
>He finally leaves while bitching about his K/D dropping, he couldn't get his last crates time wise and how I'm a dick
This game breeds dumbasses who do not understand there are consequences for your actions. I would hope he learned something but, he'll do the same thing again and then get angry when it doesn't go his way. This community is retarded.
>>147195561
>Overwatch has a much higher skill gap
>Overwatch has skill gap
>Overwatch skill
>>147195561
At least there's some aiming involved in this POS.
>>147195954
>gtao
>skill
>>147195487
PLEASE RESPOND
>>147195561
lol...
like clockwork
>>147196151
>don't talk shit about my overwatch senpai
>>147195809
i hope you are able to continually peacefully collecting crates in an empty lobby anon, those numb-skulls need to buzz off
This sums up GTAO perfectly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXDwIo5_AMo
>>147195954
>>147196567
Man you must really know your opinion is shit if comfy agrees with you.
Also,
>implying a game designed and balanced to be a competitive shooter does not have an intentionally higher skill gap than a sandbox story game with tacked on multiplayer.
There's no way you're not trolling
>>147196902
lol...
overmeme and overmeme fanboys make me laugh.
I really wish RSC had an "Appear Offline" mode.
Can't find any decent outfits except jeans + denim jacket.
They sure tried their hardest to make all the girl clothing so ugly.
>>147197675
Open SC overlay-click gear icon-settings-game settings-presence visibility set to me only
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X79sXBYYgIQ
>>147198227
How did you get two at once in MP?
>>147196671
I don't play memewatch. I'm just telling you that GTAO doesn't take skill.
NPG kicked fucking when
>>147198390
Sauce?
>>147198382
I paid them?
That's generally how these things work.
>>147198390
i never implied memewatch had anything to do with skill. You brought it up senpai. I was talking about your inability to handle bantz
>>147198538
OPMD-005
Marin Izumi is into being a sub.
>>147198497
stay mad anon :^)
>>147198737
>I was talking about your inability to handle bantz
I can handle bantz just fine and I'm not the person who brought up Overwatch.
>>147198390
You don't have to play overwatch, just watch 5 minutes of gameplay. It's a bunch of narrow chokepoints, gigantic hitboxes and "ultimates" with no aiming required. I'm not even exaggerating.
>>147198497
When Pig is kicked, so never
>>147198867
Don't instigate. Kill randoms in another session if you want to be a shitter. You and Kaz both want that, you could have been friends.
>>147198747
>Scat
Nah, nah. Thanks, but nah.
>>147198867
fuck off
>>147199115
Kaz did nothing wrong
NPG is the only crew shitter right now
literally higgus 2
>>147199115
Just kick NPG and Pig already, you massive betacuck
>let's crimefighter back in the crew
>doesn't do anything about it, rather avoid drama
>he's the leader of GTAG
Really?
i hope ur all havin a cute and comfy day/evening, anons c:
>>147199463
I forgot that part was in there, honestly. A lot of the other scenes in the movie are regular sex or BDSM, though.
>>147199525
kys
>>147199595
I just want to see and hear her get smacked the fuck up. Shame about the scat
>>147199715
The very first scene in the movie has the slapping.
>>147199525
I hope that's not rexxxie
>>147199663
You first, madanon.
>>147199775
It me. Who are you, anon?
>>147199761
And no scat, I forgot to add.
post your carfu
>>147199816
Ring any bells?
>>147199949
ya c:
helo smellyanon
>>147199907
I have 790k right now, and I'm not sure if I want to convert to a lowrider for more customization options.
I will always love the Sabre
>>147200316
If you enjoy the current aesthetics, don't convert it into a low rider.
If you don't give a damn about that and want the best muscle, convert it.
>>147195538
Aw man, I never get the cool cheaters.
>>147200407
you do realize you're not forced to pick a livery right?
You can have the exact same car with a better engine.
>>147200316
>more customization
Most of the customization options you get at benny's (cept for paintjobs) are barely noticeable. Totally not worth the 400k cost to turn it into a lowrider plus the individual 30 to 50k costs for the shitty trinkets you get to put inside the vehicle.
So which one of you cunts was this?
Is anyone in a good session? I don't like playing with Russians who M Up Enter whenever you are anywhere near damaging them.
>>147201170
probably debbie's ugly ass
still love u tho, cunt
>>147201170
Looks like it was the donald.
>>147199907
>>147199907
not mine but the v12 baby
>>147202749
woops meant to reply to
>>147199907
>>147199907
>>147202974why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj9N5lZodH4
How would this trailer change if it came out today?
>>147203156why not?
>>147202974
looks comfy, anon c:
>>147203498KYS
>>147203883
stop shitposting.
So now that we have custom loadouts do you think they'd beimplemented into the creator in any way?
I mean they already do it for Beasts v. Slashers where Slashers have multiple loadouts.Forced weapon is nice and all but I'd really enjoy fine tuning it.
>>147204680
This tbqh, there's so much potential with the creator but they fucked it up so bad.
>>147204827
It's a fucking amazing tool for what we have.I just want more.
>>147199907
>>147205289
i've been seriously considering buying this
>There has been an error joining the session.
Fuck off
>>147205289
that is a cute and comfy sleeper, anon
>>147203171
Are trains and armored money cars even in GTAO?
>>147206176
>Are trains
Are you stupid or something?
>>147206287
Sure
>>147205340
It's one of the better looking cars in the game.
But if you cant get over slow acceleration and terrible traction and brakes it's not for you.
Good for drifting enthusiasts though
>>147206485
yeah I love the style. I already have a fully modded Futo though which is godtier
Will the GTAG fags move to another fukcing lobby that isn't a laggy piece of fucking shit?
Getting errors joining and shit
>>147206789
Maybe you should upgrade your potato internet.
>>147206789
This.
I've been trying to join for at least the past ten minutes and I keep getting le timed out meme.
>>147206848
>potato internet.
>>147206789
If you're cool and in the circejerk they move to new lobbies when you can't get in. Guess you're not popular enough :^)
>>147207038
>Leicester:^)
>>147207038
>only 91mb/s
>>147203965
>>147203965
>comfyanon
>"looks comfy, anon c:"
>"stop shitposting"
>ironing
KILL YOURSELF
>>147207106
I'd love to do this if I could get in to tell them in the fucking first place.
>>147207473
I told them.
All I got was "kek"
Add "Armyboy0894" I'll get a session
i'm poor and haven't made $100k yet. Should i just buy the cheapest house I can find or save up for the cheapest high-end condo?
>>147207468
seriously just stop shitposting and get over yourself.
>>147208502
For progression reasons yes.
if not just live in your car.
>>147208726
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>>147208726
>seriously just stop shitposting and get over yourself.
Good advice, you should follow it.
>>147208502
cheapest high end for sure
Will you guys make a new fucking lobby.
No wonder no one is joining.
>>147209078
>mfw the lobby is hosted in iceland
sorry leicester senpai
From last night, was fun c:
>>147208779
>>147208823
Nah, the janitors and mods see that I contribute to game discussion, meanwhile you babbies just cry 'fuck off!1' and 'kys!11'. You need to nut up or shut up. End of discussion.
>>147209413
just stop shitposting and get over yourself
>>147209413
i'm just yanking yer chain, famalamadingdong.
>>147179842
>>147209704
You won't get into their shitty North Korea hosted servers.
>>147209803
one day
>>147209413
>I contribute to game discussion
>>147205931
>>147203498
>>147196567
>>147197049
>>147199525
>>147199816
>>147200048
Such amazing contributionsKYS
>nut up or shut up
>comfy trying to intimidate anyone
>>147211028
>being this obsessed
wew lad
>>147211028
Stop bullying comfy, he is the only furry in gtag with the balls to admit it.
>still loading
i feel like i'm spending more time loading than playing. am i doing it rite?
>>147212874
>>147213047
this trigger me
>>147213047
>tfw spent loadsa time trying to get a session with crew
>between connection problems and other people hopping sessions too, only ever find one other gtag in a session
Spring
Break
Forever
Always
why is everyone so autistic and anti fun
>>147213995
[gtag]
>>147213995
this is surprisingly one of the least NFA, edgelord generals on /vg/ actually.
>>147213317
>spend 20 minutes trying to find a mission
>spend 20 minutes repeatedly failing because the host is shit and keeps dying
>host quits
>spend 20 minutes trying to rejoin session
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg
why is the Insurgent so damn based?
of only it had a little more speed
>>147214917
>Armored Vehicle
>Based
I've got around 1.5 mil saved. Is it worth buying an office? Do you need other players to do the warehouse shit? I heard it pays good but I'm not sure if you can solo it. I just want money, I'm nearly level 100 and I've only made around 7-1/2 million, most of which I wasted of really stupid stuff
Also, I hate how they advertise one office for $1 000 000 but to get all the actual features you have to add nearly another million
post pic related
How to get the fucking Pisswasser Hat?
A couple of friends have the option avaliable at Special Hats, but it isn't showing in my game.
>>147213995
As a newcomer to the crew almost everyone is pretty fun to play with, I've done every type of gameplay with them and it's all been good
However, there are a couple that go ballistic if there isn't nonstop bullying and blood being shed of non gtag members for some reason, and of those few maybe one or two end up being mad in chat that the rest aren't being insane and claim the game isn't fun unless there's slaughter going on.
thanks CEO senpai. Sorry my drunk driving drove you away.
Reminder that Lester got bullied in high school for being a crippled nerd.
>>147216524
I thought he had a wasting disease and it only started getting serious around story mode, since he could still walk in Online?I bet he was still bullied for being a loser weirdo though lmao
>>147217150
From the wikiLester suffers from a wasting disease which has gradually worn down his motor skills during his life and left him wheelchair-bound, though he is able to walk short distances with the use of a cane. Due to his limited mobility, Lester has grown considerably overweight, and he also suffers from asthma. It is implied that Lester was bullied in high school, as he posted on Bleeter that "getting revenge" on his old high school class "never seemed to get old".
>>147217302
I almost feel bad for him, but the picnic
>>147217302
>Will never know how to hack to make a Chads life hell for making my life hell
Suffering
>>147217352
>leaving the GPS on
Scrub detected
>>147217482
>(You)
Is there a single worse community that GTA:O?
>all russians
>especially young russians
>one slav no older than 10 literally just vocalizing into the mic, no words, just making a sound because a mic is present
>new lobby, all fucking faggot kids
>ShadowBlad3 is fucking with your vip work for no exception
>thisotherfaggot is spawn killing you
>yetathirdcunt camping LSIA with a buzzard just to ensure you NEVER get that takeover case
>some 15yo pretending to fuck some girl over mic just to annoy
>join crew members
>some girl doing shit trolling quietly, ostensibly not to wake parents
>12yo telling her to suck dick
>the two of them fighting back and forth, but the only arguments are "suck my dick, bitch" and "fucking make me, faggot"
>finally some retard whole can only have swallowed a throat mic yelling as loud as possible
God fuck this game's playerbase sideways.
At least you're cool, Remnic.
>>147217482
Scrubbed your mothers cooter with my dick last night
>>147217567
If you don't have anything worthwhile to reply don't bother replying with le (you) maymay
>>147217749
>maymay:^)
>>147217638
It's just the GTA playerbase. Underages have always played GTA, I played SA when it was released and I was only 10 years old. The introduction of an Online component just means you can now rub shoulders with the cancerous fanbase
>>147217795
What is it if not a meme response used when you get wrecked but can't come up with a response?
Have they fixed weapon locker not working on heists and missions yet?
>>147218194
I think that's intentional so you always have mission-critical weapons like the Flare Gun and at least one silenced gun
>>147218021
>he thinks meme is pronounced "maymay"
>he thinks calling someone a scrub is getting "wrecked"
>he thinks (You) isn't just a dismissive response
oh my sweet summer child
>>147218402
How fucking new are you to not know maymay is ironic?
>>147218317
Christ, we waited 2 years for a way to ditch weapons and they can't even be assed to have missions override that.
While I'm at it, has the weapon meta changed at all since Machine Pistol?
>>147218514
>getting this mad
top kek
>>147218521
The meta is still to use what works for you but I've been using the machine pistol with drum mag over the AP since the update
>>147218650
>more nonresponses
Sorry for not being impressed by your boring webm, pleb
>>147218701
>implying i'm trying to impress anyone
it was made on a program called webm for retards, retard. it's called contributing content. It's an alternative to shitposting.
>>147218813
Here's my content contribution then
>>147218701
I know weapons aren't all that different, just pondering since I'll have to start over anyway and get another chance at weapon sorting.
>>147219012
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL RVs IN THIS GAME FWD!
FUCK I AM SO ANGRY
I think these minigames are going too far.
>>147219537
but what did your sister-mom think?
>>147179842
im still playing in ps3, im dead inside.
>play with friends
>get a couple of newfriends to join us
>dunk on shitters all over the lobby
>anyone who is rude pays the rudeness tax until they go to a different session
>eventually bully the entire session away
the question isnt who will let me, but who will stop me
>>147221150
Thanks for the blog
>>147222089
At least he doesn't spend all his free time sniping people from rooftops :^)
I don't know why but in my latest playthrough of 5 all attachments disappeared off of any weapon held by the protags in cutscenes.They look better without scopes.
>>147223434
They look better without scopes and magsI would also not mind a 1 shot reload mechanic for the heavy sniper but
>balancing in a singleplayer game
>>147224031
While I'm talking about sniper rifle attachments.
Why the hell can you put a flashlight on the marksman rifle?
>>147224686
helps to find ur keys
youve all made Z fag go crazy. I hope you're proud of yourselves.
>>147211441
who fucking gives a shit hes a furry
>>147215023
i bet youre getting fucked up the ass right now by a superior insurgent
>>147226395
>>147226758
>Implying I can't aim
>Implying that xboxhueg window isn't there
>Implying I'm not gonna hit you with a minigun if you come in reverse
>>147226771
i hope he does. he would fit right in
i wish i was getting fucked up the ass right now
>>147226976
are you a cute girl in australia?
>>147226834
>if I'm on the ground and the other guy sucks, then I might potentially beat him! Haha!
ok
>>147227040
>Needing an armored vehicle in GTA
Heists update really was the absolute worst update.
Sure heists finally came out but it brought armored vehicles and the hydra.
>>147226993
why the hell do you think i want it up the ass
>>147226976
You can always buy some Shark Cards to fill that void.
>>147226993
When is someone going to nuke Australia
>>147227191
when they become relevant in anything important
>>147226993
try fat disgusting closet homosexual
perfect for a reprobate like you
>>147227228
Might be too late if we can give them time to do something, cut the root of the problem now before it festers
>>147227082
>choosing to use inferior vehicles
you cant make this shit up
>>147227158
>>147227191
>>147227228
>>147227241
>>147227284
wat?
Go to sleep madanons, you've done nothing all day and you're really upset about it.
>>147227326
>Choosing easymode
I know it's so hard to believe
>>147227241
remove fat and disgusting and you got it right desu
>>147227343
die
>>147227384
Stop shitposting anon. You're more than likely going to run out in front of a bus and get wasted with the way that you think and talk.
>mfw when corporations make syndicates and don't fuck with eachother
>or even better when they help eachother
>>147227456
suck my ass
>>147227384
no youre definitely fat and disgusting
>>147227361
>easymode
What's wrong with being able to stomp faggots? I don't have time to mess around with nobodies, and the Insurgent makes reaming randies like you easy and satisfying
>>147227614
that's a good feeling, anon.
>>147227653
Go to bed, you're embarrassing yourself.
>>147227709
If you take easy mode the stomp isn't gonna be as "lasting"for however lasting a fucking kill in GTA is.
Go on foot charge their asses up close and make a very memorable impression with a shotgun.
>>147227709
this is me on the left IRL life (in real life) so how about you stfu up (shut the fuck up) and smd dick (suck my duck)
>>147227796
get in MY bed faggot
>>147227910
literally fat and disgusting exactly like i said
blater... had a hard life
>>147227910
>trap porn
What's that source, senpai? Gelbooru says it's just one image, with no artist.
>>147227910
hey.... You're even wearing the gtag official girl outfit irl. You're dedicated to the game and our general, anon!
>>147228041
>implying
>>147228041
>that old guy sniffing his cigarette
lel
>>147228041
>leather varsity bomber
im sure it is difficult being a 12-year old diagnosed with cancer
>>147228041
tfw blater is cutrer than all his characters irl
>>147228061
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2756305
>>147228070
ty at least somebody appreciates my hard effort
>>147228217
so hes ugly irl, basically
>>147226771
>>147226395
>>147228304
>victim girls artist
Thanks anon.
>>147228503
>>147228070
Would it be possible to make Tomoko in GTA Online?
>just finishing up a headhunter in a solo session between crate pickups
>level 80 joins
>he flies all the way from his yacht near vespucci to LSIA and back to get a buzzard so he can blow me up once then die
Why do people do this
>>147179842
r8 tranny
>>147229346
maybe, it would be cute for sure
>>147229694
>>147229694
every other tranny/10
>>147229351
who cares hes an 80 just destroy him
>>147230368
I did
But it's obnoxious to have to kill someone repeatedly just to get them to fuck off, I just had a level 19 try to mess up ANOTHER headhunter run and I killed him a good 25 or so times before he finally went passive
is the sovereign any good performance wise
>>147231416
Nope
>>147217638
>One kid starts shit talking over his mic
>Before I can even comprehend what he's mumbling, another kid starts calling him a bitch nigger
>An even squeakier child tells them how their balls haven't dropped yet
>Some angry foreigner retaliates by blowing into his mic furiously, uttering some broken English before leaving
>Whole session turns into a shitshow with a bunch of little white kids home for the summer calling each other faggots
>All of this happened in about 5 seconds flat
I don't know what you're talking about, thone pissing contests are hilarious. I just sit around in my apartment and listen to them fry half a braincell trying to spit out insults at each other like howler monkeys at the zoo. I need to remember to record it sometime.
>>147217638
>>some girl doing shit trolling quietly, ostensibly not to wake parents
>>12yo telling her to suck dick
>>the two of them fighting back and forth, but the only arguments are "suck my dick, bitch" and "fucking make me, faggot"
Catower?
>>147230751
Just do the sightseer VIP job. All you need is a helicopter and it's way less likely that you'll get fucked with since you're constantly on the move.
dead hours general
>>147233980
Kaz is with blate now, you're done, Snap. Go play overwatch if you want her.
>>147234034
That's not Kaz
>>147234034
Blater pls
>>147199907
>>147202974
Alpha secksee
Dunno why you would swap out the unique looking stock wheels out for these SUV rims tho.
>>147215740
got mine way back on old gen three(!) fucking years ago.
>>147234034
maybe you should tell kaz about bl8rs steamy night with toast then
which Benny car is your favorite?
>>147235370
turbotier autismo avatarfaggotry TMZ rumor reporting
>>147235370
Is that some sort of sexy bread rachel ray makes? I'd fuck the shit out of her cakes goddamn.
I'd fuck her, and then I'd fuck her cake, Rachel Ray is a dirty girl.
>>147235413
what's so bluish about bluish silver
looks like more of a dirty white to me
>>147235479
I'm thinking of buying the Banshee from Benny. All the cars are nice butgotta go fast
>>147235605
whats the point of going fast when you're not even going the fastest?
If you're adamant about getting a Benny's car just buy the one you think that looks the best.
And then buy a 811 if going the fastest in a straight line really is your thing.
>>147235760
When will a menu for outfits that is not detected be available?
>>147235857
No variety allowed.
>>147235857
I'm not sure what you're trying to say.
>>147199907
>>147235925
Read no fun allowed.
>>147235956
I want to use a menu to change some outfits, because the glitches associated with them have been patched. All the menus are currently detected.
Reminder that Kaz has had a thing with:
Blater
Sub
Snap
Toast
NPG
higgus
Aralich is top cuck
>>147236159
Ara is Swedish what did you expect
>>147236159
>Toast
haha no way he hates him
>>147205931
it actually is a sleeper ironically
>>147236720
>it actually is a sleeper
>DLC car that isn't found the street
>non-stock parts
You won't be fooling anyone
>>147215690
well congratulations, you've got yourself caught
>>147236781
I was just playing ps4 and saw one on the streets.
All of the DLC vehicles excluding the most newest DLC vehicles and Weaponized Heist vehicles like the Savage, spawn on the street.
>Liberator is pegasus
FUCKKKKK OFFFF
>>147236159
>>147237474
ya i fell for that meme
oh well i didnt have much garage space anyways
motorcycles > supercars
Hey does anyone have a good name for my association? I'd like it to be a bit serious sounding but if it can make a reference to something that would be cool. I was going to try Grand trade association general, but that was way too big.
>Also post Offices!
>>147217638
>>147232628
ah yeah that was def me
I'm back
>>147238446
who
>>147238090
White Paradaise is already perfect though.
>>147238496
it;s not mine..
Who are the best parents for making a qt dude?
>>147238437
>watch as I fertilize this egg
>>147236005
Drives me mad. There are so many possible, clip-free combinations made impossible because Rockstar can't be assed to keep track of their own damn clothing. Some are even made into heist outfits, yet we can't do it ourselves.
Looking back, I only really used menus for outfits and body part vehicle modding, all working perfectly fine but not implemented in the game.
>>147238437
>watch me
>watch me
>watch me
attention whores
>>147238446
Spitting image
Is the Banshee 900R good? Topless looks dope as fuck.
>>147238437
>>147238969
>>>/d/6884190
>>>/trash/
>>147239328
I was actually going for a bit of a Charlie look when creating my character. Glad someone made the connection.
>>147238721
milo's parents..
Has anyone ever found any modders in online recently?
>>147239496
Who's Milo?
>>147239540
Mods have been gone since the CEO update
>>147239540
All the fucking time.Mostly because i am one :^)
>>147239093
>want to wear three-piece suit
>the high life ones are only compatible with a white shirt and the shitty old ties that look like they're made of rubber
>the business ones are only compatible with cuffless shirts and bowties
>>147238090
I was thinking the Trump organization LS would be good, but it might not be so smart since if he fails or just becomes a stale meme I'll look wierd.
>>147239589
callmeqt313 I think
>>147239626
>Trump
>Winning
>Being cool
xD
>>147239626
You can change it at any moment but it's already a pretty stale meme
>Straight Outta 4Chan
HAI GUISE LOOK AT US WE'RE FROM 4CHAN BTW DID YOU GUYS KNOW WE GO TO 4CHAN YEAH WE'RE AWESOME DAE LE EBIN BACON NARWEILER LOLS!.
Fucking gay crew emblem.
>>147239918
wanting just GT
AG
But we are from 4chan..
How will people know how cool we are then?
>>147239626
>if he fails
There's no if, he's been tanking for a while now.
>>147239918
we are anonymus bro let's go fuck up the shittie pub kids look at my webm of me shooting people with rocket launchers from my roof spotNothing personal Blater
>>147239918
You're free to leave at any time.
>>147240450
What's the comfiest car?
>>147239918
I apologize for triggering you
>>147240805
>Comfy car
>Not just driving a brickade
>>147241138
Why is this a picture?
its some finnish mongol, a tranny, and commander Shephard.
>>147198867
whats wrong with kaz why is he so but hurt about shit.
>Go to Army base
>Two fags in a car also going
>Literally do nothing
>Spam me with their SMGs
>Die
>Get my marksman rifle out
>Pick of both of them
>Get their car to get in the base
>One fag snipes me
>mfw
>Carry on to the car again and jump over
>Get the jet
>Successfully get it and fly away
>Realise one fag also getting one
>Homing missile him
>He dies
>hurrrrr fucking hacker
>mfw
Why are GTA:O tears so fucking tasty?
>>147240805
the faction DONK can be super comfy.
but ultimately it's up to you and the tastes that you have. Do you have any particular cars that you like at the moment, anon?
>>147241138
Fuck off fatass
>>147241908
coil voltic
what's the best way to make money solo? I've been doing VIP work but the cooldown is a bitch. Contact missions seem to make money quicker
>>147241950
that's a nice one, really enjoyable to drive. it just doesn't have much customization... I like to drive cars that canbe customized a lot
>>147241767
>being a jetshitter in the first place
>mfw with no face attached
>using the marksman rifle
You are on the same level of cancer that they are.
>>147237474
It wouldn't fit in the sub-10 garages.
>>147241954
large warehouse and headhunter between cooldown
>>147236781
the only non-stock part on it is the exposed intercooler, which is right in line with sleeper aesthetics
you can even have badges which subtly give it away on some sleepers, get over it and stop making this post literally every time someone tries to post their car.
>>147241950
If you like the voltic you should save up for a 811
>>147242125
>the only non-stock part on it is the exposed intercooler
And the rims
If you don't want people to point out that your car isn't a sleeper, don't claim it is one in the first place
>>147241954
>I've been doing VIP work but the cooldown is a bitch
Cooldown between VIP works or cooldown for being a VIP? Because owning an office lets you be a VIP 24/7/365
>>147242028
Aww did someone blow you up in a jet and you couldn't do anything?
Aww I'm sowwie, go cry to your mother you fucking fag tardgit gud
>>147242326
both but I didn't know that. I'll probably buy the 1million $ office then
>>147242505
>baby talk
>telling anyone to get good when you can't play without a flying meme machine
I bet you drive a kuruma too rofl.
>>147242505
root@debian-512mb-nyc1-01:~# git gud
git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.
Did you mean this?
add
>>147235063
Because the stock ones look like they're worn and dirty. And if other cars can have suv rims as stock then why not?
Why the fuck does my character have black eyes all the time on his right eye? I fucking swear to God he looks like a fucking sad puppy with a black spot on his eye, every time I take off the combat mask.
>>147243485
Take a shower.
>>147242721
See % man git-gud
Something is wrong with your system if you don't have the man page at least.
>>147240441
kys
>>147243671
root@debian-512mb-nyc1-01:~# man git-gud
No manual entry for git-gud
>>147243637
Don't think a shower removes bruises.
Tried all the typical drink green juice, sleep, take a shower tips, and they never work for bruises and scars for me. Taking a shower only seems to remove blood.
>>147243752
restart game
>>147244516
The reddit crew, obviously.
>>147244516
Hi Nickhvk.
>want to rename my organisation to be more freedom related for the independence event
>struggling to think of something smart
>fuck it, I'll do something simple
>Free Corps! Simple and has the word 'free' in it
>change name
>decide to look up name online out of interest
>mfw
I made a mistake.
>he thinks deleting his posts actually does anything
>>147245676
what did he mean by this?
>>147199907
>>147245943
You're all right.
>>147247293
>that tornado
>>147242326
>lets you be a VIP 24/7/365
So if it takes a few hours to solo 200k as a vip, why are people even bothering with crates when it's faster to break even with VIP missions instead?
>>147248430
because it's even faster to do crates with vip missions inbetween you genius
>>147179842
>>147241552
its the three best people in gtag
>>147241920
make me
>>147248740
Crates is better than VIP missions though.
>>147248926
that's the jojos bizzare adventure
>>147238721
>saved muh pics
>>147249004
What.
>>147249040
clearly you are not fit to understand the yolk
>>147248924
Can you come up with any response other than that, or are your sausage fingers too fat to hit the other keys?
>>147249023
I was trying to use it as a template, it's harder than it looks.
>>147249539
it's a bad pic.
there's definately asian mother in there I remember that much
>>147238721
>>147249660
I still have it saved from over a year ago
>>147249919
>Didnt save the comprehensive qt guide that was posted last year
>>147245318
>Free Corps
Freikorps
>>147245928
Nick needs more sleep.
>>147249919
upload it
>>147250290
Can't be bothered sorry
Get >>147250101
to upload this so-called comprehensive guide
>>147250357
I lost all my images a month ago
I have nothing but what is posted here and what i have on facebook i used to upload a few
all my ps4 ones are safe but im not uploading like 16 GB to my pc again
>>147249498
Why would I bother to?
>>147248897
Whoa how did you get such a cutie girl character anon?
>>147250415
Problem?
>>147250564
>meme
>>147250792
what?
>>147250559
To show that you're not a fatass tranny totally devoid of any actual intelligence, rather just a fatass tranny devoid of most intelligence.
>>147250792
>tattoos
Soiled it
>>147250357
nvm, found them in the archive,
thanks for nothing though
Does the office clutter depend on what kind of merchandise you buy, if I only buy only meds will my office fill only with meds?
What about money piles, do I need to have a safe for it to start piling all over the place?
>>147179436
how can someone so anrgy be so cute?
>>147250971
>do I need to have a safe for it to start piling all over the place?
No
>>147251069
>cute
>>147251069
Neither of those things are cute
>>147251069
>cute
nigger, they look like pigs!
>>147250642
>feMALE
>When you rape an ORG and they get mad
Everytime.
>>147251343
>Not putting your fake asses in fancy lingerie
Da fuc
>>147251069
>cute
>>147251438
But then you could see the fakebagina
>>147251461
Neat, I made that drawingand I'm PS4.
>>147250481
>15 pics
>16 GB
whut?
>>147251654
whoa me too, are you wearing a grey coat?
it's time for me to poo poo pee pee this thread up
>>147252218
Qt please don't reee
>>147252218
It's actually time for you to kill yourself.
>>147251923
nigger. I said ALL my images
been uploading webms and images for like, 3 years
gonna be buying my first warehouse. Is it worth buying a small one or should I just save to buy one of the larger ones?
>>147251396
that guy mispelled sahelanthropus
>yusuf amir tints on anything but the AK/uzi
yuck
>>147252368
Everyone told me to start with a medium rather than a small, work up to a large and take turns with the medium and large.
>>147252368
one filled small warehouse should give you around 240k and the cheapest large warehouse is a whopping $1,900,000 so i would recommend you buy the small one first to make the road to the big one a little easier
>>147252289
no one wants all your images though sausage jockey
>>147252368
>>147252594
oh also, when you do buy a large warehouse for the love of god don't buy walker & sons down near the docks
it's utterly awful in location, area, it's horrible to try and land something there too
>>147252726
>buying anything other than the cheapest
>>147252442
>>yusuf amir tints on anything but the uzi/base sniper
ftfy
>>147252821
>not owning multiple large warehouses
>>147252941
>Wasting literal millions just to get rid of a 3 minute cooldown that could be easily dealt with by doing a VIP job.
>>147252950
benis :D
>>147252821
>>147252941
>not buying Maze Tower Office and no warehouses for ultimate CEO RP experience
>>147253014
>not owning as many properties as possible
Poor?
what did he mean by this?
>>147253681
It means 500,000 GTA$ 500,000 RP!
JUST PLAY IT, NO JOKE!
>>147253120
>those graphics
Ew
>>147253120
>that interior
Poor confirmed
Max Payne 3 is on sale.
If you like combat gamemodes it's worth checking out. Multiplayer is probably dead but we can get a thing going. Might as well spend the extra couple bucks for the multiplayer DLCs if you get it btw.
>>147253014
>Buying shit so you can earn money faster is "wasting" it
Then why buy a warehouse/office at all?
Post ending in 6 replying to this post gets to name my CEO shit
>>147254247
Oh that reminds me
>buy GTA V PC from the warehouse because good got
>get maxpayne 3 free
>got sent an installer for MP3 (this was a few days before PC release)
>installed it, played it, had fun
>can't go to my rockstar profile to redownload the installer
Soooo what was that all about?
>>147254403
"We gobble knobs"
>>147254403
"Burn the Jews"
>tfw poor
>tfw trying to save up for the X80
>>147254509
"Benis :DDDD"
>>147254939
Use the Parachute cheat.
Been using it for about a week now and made 30,000,000
>>147255002
>30,000,000
well at least tell us what it is. it'll get patched eventually if you're not full of shit.
>>147254403
ebin benis wewis fart doge
>>147255291
http://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1127071
who /Old Spice Warm/ here?
>>147254403
Did Not Deliver
>>147255367
>cheat engine
How fucking dumb are you
I bet you're the same guy that was recommending this last time
>>147254403
ssj goku
>>147254403
I love to suck cocks
Fucking normies playing this game right now..
>>147255502
>Hasn't been detected in over a week
>b-b-b-b-b-b-but muh cheatengine
>>147255535
>calling people normies while posting facebook frog
>>147255626
Have you also only been playing for a week? Because that's the only explanation for you being so stupid you actually think you're going to get away with using fucking cheat engine.
>>147255367
>$100,000
at least the race one was good because you could get millions doing the prison race constantly
this is just kinda shit tbqh
>>147255697
>Have you also only been playing for a week?
I've been playing since PS3 release.
RockShit usually ban 30-60 minutes after detecting hacks.
I have not been banned at all.
>>147255697
>facebook frog
>>147256078
>>147179436
RaptorJesus656
Looking for the pc crew
>>147254247
I'm actually playing right now and got into a surprisingly full game. A lot of Brazilians though so shit connection.
That feel when you have the only cute trans girl in the whole general!
>>147256476
No get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>147256476
>RaptorJesus656
>>147256562
>cute trans
>>147256562
>trans girl
so she looks like a man?
>>147195538
That's cool; any more pics?
>>147257187
she is you only cuter
>>147257425
So, a cute man?
>>147257425
>playing as a girl
if you own and use a jet FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEE
>tfw can't put female clothes on my male character
>>147255535
>one of the most best selling games
>normies
poo poo pee pee?
poo poo pee pee
>>147257986
Got your shit pushed in, son?
>>147257986
>cheat in a lot of money
>buy the ability to use just about any jet or plane I need
>the only one I use is the shitty sprunk one
it's just so comfy to fly tbqh
Does anyone want to do humane labs, and I mean the entire thing, all setups and finale?
If so post your username. I'm sick and tired of useless puggies fucking it up and dying. Hard mode.
>>147261350
buddythedog25
I might fuck it up though.
>>147261518
Sent a friend request so I can invite you.
>>147239387
My favorite car.
It handles like the old nfs corvettes.
Ayy lmao
>>147261350
Still 2 spots open if anyone wants in on entire humane labs run.
>>147239918
Make a better solid square and I'll use it, transparency is broke and the others all have white backgrounds.
there are people ITT who defend usage of mics
>>147261971
Do you still need anyone?
Armyboy0894
>>147261971
Are you full?
in this itt there are faggots who don't use mics
>>147265548
>mfw i read this as if it were being belched
>>147265548
>in this in this thread
>>147266310
>In this it
>>147266310
>People prefer having to stop shooting, driving flying
>To open the chat menu
>Than actually talking and being able to do shit.
Faggots.
>>147266419
>>147266419
>mic user humor
>>147266461
>>147266450
rip in peace micfags
tfw not sure if I should buy a Savage or an office/warehouse
>>147263854
>>147264160
I launched it a while ago, it promptly failed due to having to find pugs who immediately fucked up, then left, then I logged off in frustration to go play elite dangerous instead.
Honestly I've pretty much given up on heists completely. They are fun to play but the strict 4 player requirement just fucks me every single time I try to do so, since I have no friends and pugs are so unreliable. If those hacks at fagstar would just let me do clearly solo-able setups (like keycards on humane labs) alone, I wouldn't have this problem.
>>147266450
>>147266461
mic fags BTFO
>>147255506
>>147261850
at least it's not wrong faggot
>>147266673
office for sure
if you buy the savage you can only use it to kill randoms, if you buy an office you can use it to earn more $$$ faster THEN buy a savage with that dosh and still have the warehouse available to make $$$
plus the savage isn't all that good
>Honestly I've pretty much given up on heists completely
so did everyone else when the CEO update hit
>>147267201
Pain is in trying to get the heists done to rake in the money to get the office to make the money to get the sweet rides.
Hell, I still don't even have a half decent battlewagon and I've just hit 34
>>147267201
I did a few CEO missions with some random. They give a bunch of xp but not all that much money. Probably because I'm not CEO
>>147267350
yeah this. The poor stay poor and the rich get richer
>>147267374
Yeah you get X amount up to 10k every 15 minutes, if your CEO isn't a total clown he'll be doing missions to get you more money in between. Hell, if you're in a hugbox lobby and your VIP hits the Executive Search (I think that's the one where everyone's out to gee him and you're defending) you can net an extra 25k or so no sweat for ten minutes of faffing about.
>>147267374
You're not going to get any worthwhile cash being some CEO's meatshield, the real cash comes from buying and selling crates.
>>147267476
1.5~ or so million for an office + warehouse is hardly an unachievable goal. You would earn about that much just by doing the heists for the first time at minimum cut.
>>147266435
>not being able to type at sanic speed
>>147266673
Buy the office. Even if you don't buy a warehouse and get into the Crateco business, it's well worth it for the perma-VIP, access to all your garages, free snacks, and gun safe.
If you're on PC and have dedgen content, you can also do the glitch to get the Savage for 500K should you still want it.
>>147267854
do you get perma access to a buzzard when you buy an office?
>>147268197
For 5k a pop, even if you own it
>>147268197
You can always order one from the menu, for a fee. To order it for free you need to own it.
>>147268349
>>147268361
well sheiiiiiiit
>>147268349
It's free if you own it but only from the interaction menu. Don't buy any pegasus vehicle from the elevator menu because it's a money sink
>>147268349
>go outside
>call CEO buzzard
problem?
>>147269056
Your retarded face
>guy joins lobby
>"HEY GTAAAAAG INVITE ME TO AN ORG" BRRRRRRRP
>nobody responds
"HEEEY GTAG IT'S ME I PEE ON YOU" BRRRRRP
>people complain about burps
>"WEW LAD" BRRRRRRRRRP "GTAAAAG INVITE ME"
It was so retarded and disgusting but I couldn't stop laughing...
>>147270860
I was laughing like mad everytime he burped
>can own vehicles with mounted .50 cals and miniguns and tinted front side windows
>can't have tinted windshields
So I haven't really touched GTA Online since like 2 years ago. I heard it's changed since then, in what ways? I'm building my first custom PC later tonight so i'm gonna dip back into GTA. And has there been any single player content updates?
>>147271667
THAT'S AGAINST THE LAAAAAAAHHHRRRR
>>147271667
>tinting windows on anything other than luxury sedans
>>147271687
www.google.com
>>147271687
no single player update but yes multiplayer has changed. There's actually things to do in freeroam now other than just killing each other
>>147272026
cool. What kinda FPS do you guys reckon a 1070 with an i5 6600k will get me at 1080p? I gotta 144 hz monitor so it would be awesome if I could get 90+
>>147254403
Israel West
>every public lobby is filled up on weekends
>the empty ones are filled with one or two people who go out of their way to kill me
Why can't I grind crates alone in peace holy fuck Rockstar
>>147272184
it doesn't really matter desu. GTAO is 70% loading screens.
>>147273540
hmm well i still do wanna replay the single player
>>147273347
I've been grinding crates since this morning with friends in a lobby with like 2 or 3 other people also doing crates so we all just grind in peace. Pretty nicego for free aim lobbies
>logging into gtao has become a chore to an extent that you assosciate it with negativity much like an alarm in the morning
>>147273347
>start a bunch of downloads and uploads
>join new session
>shit connection forces you into a solo instance
>>147273540
it you grind ceo/vip missions there's no loading screen at all
>>147273623
Don't you play anything else? There's a steam sale going on, buy some games and take a break
I took about a 3-4 month break just before the CEO update hit and I'm having a ball
does anyone here still play on the PS3?
>>147274082
moomins.jpg
https://youtu.be/uiQskFGCSeY
Based LispyJimmy
>>147274595
Fuck off
>>147254247
buying now
let me know if you losers play sometime
>>147277037
Enjoy your ban for advertising then shitter
Why are there so many GTAV clickbait videos, and videos that are 10 minutes long where NOTHING relevant is talked about, yet they all always have over 300k views.
Can I still get the Musket & FW Launcher post- July 11?
>>147279185
Dipshits.
>>147238090
>Also post Offices!
>>147279335
If you already bought them you can but they'll disappear and only reappear next year if you don't
>>147238090
>Join session
>go over to friend on map
>Some faggot in an MC homing rpgs me in my car
>Go kill him with assault rifle
>He chimps out about me killing him
>Calls over his Mansex Club friends
>Keep killing them all, having to swap between AR/sniper because they keep spawning at various ranges
>Literally only die to them when they used RPG or minigun
>"Why don't you go back to auto aim"
>Kill them until they leave the session
Why is it always MCs with these accusations, do they honestly think if someone is better they must be cheating. EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
>>147272007
>owning a "luxury" sedan
>putting mods on cars
>>147267840
>would earn about that much doing the heists
Yeah if heists ever got done these days. Here's what happens when you try to do a heist RIGHT NOW:
If you're hosting:
Shit down the startup cost, wait 50 minutes to get 4 moronic puggies in group, start first setup
Moron puggies die over and over and over
Moron puggies leave
Return to waiting 50 minutes for one player
Setup never gets done
>>147280359
>MC
What does this stand for?
>>147280818
>not friending randos who can pull off a heist even though you have nothing in common
I have some really cringeworthy people in my friends list because of this.
We may not look like much...
>>147280945
Motorcycle Club.
>>147280945
master of ceremonies, anon
>>147280797
>not owning a cognoscenti with limo tint
It's like you're not even a real CEO
The real Vice City Stories begins here.
>>147257498
no, trans-women are females who were assassined at birth a male
>>147238090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y8dHNDnWAU
>>147267049
you can't put that as a name anyways
>>147282048
ow the edge
>The GTA Online Session is having trouble syncing important catalogue data with the server
What do they mean by this?
>>147282048
>The ballad of gay Mateen
>not using the Assault carbine and shooting it semi-automatically and to the rythem of the song
>>147281346
Haven't you heard?
Poverty is the new wealth. Anonymity is the new fame. Social divers are the new social climbers. The Jet Set are the original homeless people. We may have a dozen homes--each in a different city--but we still live out of a suitcase.
>>147282048
God I forgot how bad the reloads are in 4
>>147282048
wait what the fuck did he even drop the clip?
or did he just pull the charging handle?
>>147282854
>clip
This will never stop pissing me off. The fact that this bullshit mistake is made in video games and comics, where the writers are fucking paid, makes me want to supernova as well.
>>147283067
nobody cares
get laid you loser
lmaooooo
>>147283426
ebin
>>147283426
>get laid you loser
Jesus, It's only been 2 or 3 weeks. Give me a break!
>>147179436
SC: Gaalnr
trying to join the PC crew. so tired of randoms being boring.
>>147283503
sent
>>147283585
holy shit you and I both used to frequent vidyawat.
Have you been shitting up the thread for 3 years like I have?
>google common /gtag/ members
>get a bunch of menu hits
sad
>>147179436
I'm Larmdawg and I'm requesting to join PC_GTAG
>>147283910
>/gtag/ is full of script kiddies
>>147283761
Stop posting kaz's ugly ass
We know you're socially inept, blater, and are craving for the attention from another man in an online video game.
>>147283996
>kaz
haha no way he hates him
>>147283941
Gotcha
>>147283996
>Kaz
>ugly
>>147284590
Blater stop this.
>no qt gtag gf that hasnt been defiled by blater
>>147283996
>kaz's ugly ass
I'll have you know kaz has a wonderful square ass
>>147284893
Reminds me of this
>>147280359
MCs are some of the worst players in the game. I fought one all the way back in the PS3 days and they needed 9 people to even come close to killing me and my friend. I haven't seen any since and I assume they just jerk each other off in invite only sessions.
>>147285779
Yes they are and yes they probably do.
Vid and link VERY related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eTTA7X4pYQ
http://www.blackwaspmc.com/
Just remember,no matter what happens no /gtag/ crew will ever be as bad or as autistic as the Black Wasps
>>147286260
>that voice modifier
I don't get why these guys think it's so hardcore to be in an online biker gang?
>no children
It's funny because little kids are probably better than most of there members.
How do I find a match in this game? All I want is a populated game of capture the case with everyone driving around shooting each other, I've played this once on release and never gotten into a populated match again. Is PvP dead?
>>147286703
PvP in any type of mode besides the latest adversarywhich is almost always barely populatedis practically dead besides firing line deathmatches that trick idiots with +99999 cash and whatever
Freeroam "PvP" is populated where everyone has a minigun and heavysniper.
>>147283910
>>147283995
I just got pictures of curry, normally on murray street,austin a30 family vans, some anime stuff, and this guy
>>147286260
>>147286601
Hey bikers are cool guy
>Get killed by a drive by sticky bombing.
>Car destroyed.
>Call the insurance, steal and new car, and shoot the owner to death.
>Start to drive away.>"You jacked my ride. I'm going to have you smoked"
>Back up over the car owners dead body.
>Douse him with my jerry can.
>Set him on fire.
>Stand away from the car as every armored kuruma in the city converges on my position.
>>147287481
Bikers are leather wearing faggots
>>147287742
Why would you kill them though?
>>147287798
Why wouldn't you?
>>147287560
>>Call the insurance, steal and new car, and shoot the owner to death.
>>Start to drive away.
>>"You jacked my ride. I'm going to have you smoked"
>>Back up over the car owners dead body.
Who says it was the dead guy's ride? It was obviouslyhis moms
>>147288532
>Mom calls a hit on me for the stolen car and not the dead son
ice cold
Gettin real sick of slavs and kids fucking with my crates sells.
>>147279708
how original..
>>147288532
>>147288605
>>147282048
>>147288673
Disconnect glitch
>>147288997
Enlighten an ignorant noob as to what the disconnect glitch is?
>>147286948
that's pretty sad, I'll just finish single player and drop this game in that case, thanks
>>147289112
It's not really a glitch per se, just overload your connection to the point of getting disconnected from the rest of the lobby
Best way to do this is to download a game off steam/seed a torrent/watch a lot of 1080p60fps youtube videos simultaneously
You can also block GTA in your firewall but I haven't tried that myself so I dunno if it works better than the overload trick
>>147288036
Why would you spoil that?
>>147289357
>You can also block GTA in your firewall but I haven't tried that myself so I dunno if it works better than the overload trick
It does, because you don't have to keep checking on the overloading to make sure it is.
>>147289434Spoilers draw attention
>>147280203
Regis please give me some of that money
What are the current double cash and RP jobs?
>>147271667
>can rob fucking banks and generally murder people by truckfuls
>have to pay someone's insurance like a good cuck
>>147281996
I guess 'Sinep Pictures' would have been too obvious for you?
pls someone reply to this when there are shitters to kill so i can get on for some fun
>>147290778
There's always shitters to kill.
>>147290778
Join any lobby and scope out the mood.
If there's no Orgs and more than five kills pop up within as many minutes then you've found your hunting ground.
Yeah, I'm a pleb who respects the hugboxes, sue me.
>WASP
Is the ceo stuff still locked on public servers only?
>>147291648
There's a shit ton of methods for getting a private public server on all platforns except for xbone (kek). Google is your friend.
>>147291648
Are you still a bitch?
>>147291552
So... basically /gtag/ minus the shit about bikes & patches.
>>147291907
>members must show respect to one another
>Be mature
>we do not accept script kiddies
>>147291552
>>147292148
>WASPS
>mature
lmao
http://www.blackwaspmc.com/#!constitution/cqak
>>147291875
What does he look like?
>>147291846
Yeah i knew about that i just didnt inow if they were still default as public but thanks
>>147291552
i loooooooooooooooove this shit, i am really hoping for a bikers DLC
>>147250871
Nah there's so little difference there it's not worth the effort.
Why doesn't rain have the same look, and effects in online as it does in single player?
Look at this, trevor's jacket is actually changed due to him standing out in the rain.
/r/ing the GTAG hat with ollll (4 ls)
>>147291552
>A,
makes sense I suppose, but I don't particularly like any of the listed cycles
>B,
makes sense again, but if some good natured shit-talk is out the window then fuck that
>C
Seems fair enough
>D
That's fine and dandy, it ain't the KKK or BLM
>E
What are they gonna do to punish you? It's a fucking game. I get not being an ass to your team-mates but yeah this has some risk of escalation into retardedness
>F
It's a dick move at the best of times to trash someone's vehicle, so I get it. But you cough up the insurance or he respawns the bike and boom, back in business, only a minute or two inconvenience.
>G
Makes sense, you back up your team, just as long as people don't take the RP too far I suppose
>H
Seems legit, you gotta go through the chain of command
>I
Again, legit enough
>J
Makes sense, you don't want dramafags coming along and stirring shit up
>K
Nobody likes a babby, so I can respect this though the wording is shit
>L
Bit autismo here but again, not like it's a big deal, a few button presses and you're ready
>M
Super autismo here, restricting a player's choice of gear just to wear your logo is out of line
>N
I can respect this
>O
Bit autismo but then again I can dig it, people do abuse passive mode
All in all it's not a bad set of rules to follow, they just take this shit too seriously.
>>147292514
also anyone have that webm of clothing fluttering in the wind in single player?
I'm not sure, but puddles also look better in single player, basically everything does.
>>147292739
it's perfectly fine for them to play how they want because they don't negatively affect anyone else. It's basically roleplaying but in gta o (which is pretty cool).
>>147292947
Aye I'll agree with you there.
>actually playing with anyone from 4chan
>>147271667
>can order tanks, attack choppers, military jets, armed APCs, etc. etc.
>James Bond car with mounted guns and spike strips was a tad too much
>>147292514
>Look at this, trevor's jacket is actually changed due to him standing out in the rain.
that happens in online too
>>147292746
>I'm not sure, but puddles also look better in single player, basically everything does.
most of these are because they needed to make the online run smoother on piss3 and x360
>>147179436
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
Is there an updated version of this with all the new vehichles anywhere?
>>147294221
yeah just look up broughy139
He's done everything.
>>147295136
>>147295136
Women drivers not even once
>>147292639
What would even be in a GTAG shirt store?
>>147295621
A green & purple striped shirt.
Requested an invite to PC GTAG.
ID: Negativez
>People that attack the guys you just did a heist with.
Mindless DMers should be quarantined to their own sessions.
>>147296697
i agree
there's a great webm of a fellow gtag member destroying some KD obsessed faggot after the cunt tried to gun down the guys he'd just heisted with
>>147283795
man. vidyawat...
yeah pretty much. a lot has changed in all these years. how long has it been, like 10?
I would have responded earlier but I wasn't expecting a reply.
>>147296614
Gotcha
>start Vans setup for Pacific heist
>be driver
>navigator refuses to be passenger and won't get out of his car
I fucking hate randoms
>>147296697
Totally agree.
I had one of those yesterday, just done Series A after the self-same cunt had fucked it up for us twice all the while bitching about everyone else doing it wrong, then as I'm halfway to my car a rocket flies by my shoulder and the cunt is running and firing off a second.
He took a shotgun to the face for his trouble from one of the other guys
>>147297048
Thanks f a m.
>>147295621
2000 dollar shirts from game recreated IRL, it actually would be cool desu to wear some of the graphic designed shirts...
I guess you could buy a crew T shirt, hoodie, and hat.
>>147297503
The BOSS shirt desu.
>>147297263
>he doesn't know that navigators should do everything themselves
>>147298907
creepy
>>147298907
i wanna rub her cunny
>>147298907
i miss this thirsty homo
>>147299420
whoa lewd!
>cunny
You men benis right?
>>147296917
it has to have been atleast 6 or 7 years.
The last time i talked to you, we were pretty much all just little shits
>>147297263
>implying navigators need drivers to take pictures & complete the setup
I fucking hate retards
Why does it take my over 10 minutes to load GTA online? I run this fucking game at over 120 fps when I'm in but it takes forever to load.
>>147302650
>10 minutes to load
>power of the PC
I wouldn't know, it runs fine for me on my PS4
>>147302650
because it's an indie company who cant afford to deal with the server load
>>147302650
It has to make sure to connect you to all the BRs/Russians/Third Worlders in the session.
>>147301553
lol, yeah. you should add me on steam, maybe we can play together
the id is gaalnr, of course.
>>147302650
load singleplayer first. much faster
>>147299626
Nessi actually misses you guys quite a bit. He asked me to post this message in a recent letter:
>I miss all you guys, I really do. I'm glad I've been on this general for as long as I have. You fags are all unique and special in some way, shape or form.
>I've made it through phase one so far, 8 weeks to go. Luckily I've seen enough garbage and bullshit on this general that it is making things easier for me. Also, managing the crew gave me some experience in bossing all these recruits around. Happy times are had next to suffering. I still love you all and miss y'all.
>Send Crafty a PM on SC if you want to reach me, but be warned it can take up to two weeks (maybe three?) for a response.
>Thank you, and a big thanks to Crafty my bro for keeping me in touch. ^_^
>-With kind regards, Essi
>P.S. I'm hungry and sleepy.
>P.S.S. How are ALL of you doing?
>>147303937
I cringed
>>147303937
What happened to Nessi that they need to send letters?
>>147304642
He's in Marine Corps boot camp right now.
>300 levels in
>never owned a super car
>hope with the Porsche, as it's at least not absolutely retarded looking
>it sucks
i just want to go fast for once damn it
>>147303937
nessi a cute and nice. I hope things are going well forher
I think I struck gold with this character creator
>>147305756
well i guess if you like 36-year old soccer moms sure
>join a mission
>get half way through it
>someone leaves
>join another mission
>get halfway through it
>someone leaves
>join a miss-
i love this medievalmaniak goy
>>147305995
That's as good as GTA females get.
I haven't played GTA since a month or two after the heist update, I might get back on sometime soon, gonna have to relearn the controls and everything though
>>147305186
>it sucks
Huh? The Comet is a high-mid sports car.
>>147307140
Thank you for sharing
>>147307151
He's talking about the new 811
how do i make money at low level? I've been an helping with crates but i'm still poor, and often the ceo just dicks around. The OP says to do modes, but then just says most game modes are unpopulated anyway.
>>147307724
Heists/Contact Missions
>>147307724
Ask someone here to do contact missions or heists.
>>147307791
>>147307810
thanks senpai
Any upsskirtts of gtag girls?
>>147303937
Please tell nessi I said hello.
>>147310838
So many cute girls
>>147311096
Crafty is the only good one
Just got GTA V during the sale.
Here are my complaints and I wonder if you guys can recommend some mods
>Le Casual healthbar automatic healing after 20 seconds
>Police stop chasing you after 30 seconds, almost had a Drive getaway moment yesterday, it was super intense, really enjoyed it, then I entered a road, and the retarded police gave up the chase after half a minute
Also lol, even shitty mafia 2 had better robbery system, you could pick up your gun in the store, point it at the counter person, then open the cash register, i mean wtf shooting cash register and the money pops out like a shitty nintendo game.
Anyway, any tested mods that increases realism with police? This game is so shit because its aimed towards faggot add ridden americans. Oohh look a police helicopter spawns outta nowhere in 10 seconds, wow so realistic lol piece of shit faggot game AAA producers cant do anything right and casual pieces of shits being the main demographic
>>147311941
Oh yeah and GTA used to be about being broke, having a shitty car and working yourself up in the world. Instead I get one of those super porches without effort, Meth-head starts with 150.000 bucks, Michael had 9k and Franklin has 800 bucks and a fancy as hell car so yeah this game is designed for faggots.
>>147311941
>Le Casual healthbar automatic healing after 20 seconds
And yet your character gets ripped apart for standing outside of cover faster than any other 3D GTA game
>>147312078
>Oh yeah and GTA used to be about being broke
GTA was about being a criminal and still is.
By the way, the 3 characters represent 3 different things. The standard protagonist, the player who has "won" the game, and the edgy kiddy that has to blow up everything in the city.
>>147311941
Man, the gunplay in Max Payne 3 was much more satisfying.
It was heaps more fluid and the AI was plain out brutal.
>>147312393
>And yet your character gets ripped apart for standing outside of cover faster than any other 3D GTA game
That really killed V for me. Cover shooters suck.
the picnic?..
Hey guys do you have any ideas, I'm trying to do a Harley Quinn car, so far I've done black and red themed kinda like her original outfit, any suggestions?
>>147312517
>and the edgy kiddy that has to blow up everything in the city.
>Implying Trevor isn't the most tragic character
>Implying he isn't the most loyal character
>>147313307
did the picnic have fried chicken?
>>147313396
>befriend Trevor
>literally get a friend for life, albeit a little mental one
Michael was a cunt.
>>147238090
Anyone know how much you need to earn from crates before your office "maxes out" with the money and shit scattered around it?
>>147313578
No but it probably has Lester's porn somewhere.Yeah, he has his bank account with previous purchases open in any cutscene at his house and they're all for porn.It's just that my preferred settings don't really help seeing it.
>Replaced the 500GB HDD in my PS4 with a 2TB one
>Re-install GTA and download my saves from the cloud storage
>Went into Online and couldn't do anything that involved interaction
>Go offline and try to go to a Pay-N-Spray
>Game crashes
>>147314993
>>147316009
>>147316106
>>147311941
>Also lol, even shitty mafia 2 had better robbery system, you could pick up your gun in the store, point it at the counter person, then open the cash register, i mean wtf shooting cash register and the money pops out like a shitty nintendo game.
Try actually holding the register up rather than shooting the clerk in the face you moron.
>>147314992
Yea I got a 2tb HDD and only GTA crashes, it was lagging too when switching mask, I was trying to put none
ded
>>147318821
You did this
>>147318821
ur cute
>>147311941
>Police stop chasing you after 30 seconds, almost had a Drive getaway moment yesterday, it was super intense, really enjoyed it, then I entered a road, and the retarded police gave up the chase after half a minute
the cops are rubberbanded to shit when they're actually chasing you, able to effortlessly keep up with you even if you're in a super car, but yeah at some point they slow down so you can ditch them
basically cops were a joke in gta 4 and rockstar made a series of very poor decisions to try to make them less of a joke in 5
>>147314228
That's gotta be a fire hazard at this point.
>>147320014
it is, anon. They need to clean up!`
>>147320137
I just realized this patch must be awful for OCD neatfreaks.
>>147320384
Indeed, I'm sure many of them don't step foot in their office once it becomes a messy heap of money and other paraphernalia.
>>147307641
that doesn't suck either
>>147316106
>>147316536
>Taking more than 2 hits to put someone down
go max your strenght
>>147295621
>there will never be an update allowing you to rice out cars with widebody kits
>there will never be a proper race update fixing the classes and allowing for race setups including suspension tuning and different tire sizes
>>147321876
Whenever I go to max my strength, it decreases a few sessions later.
>>147295136
>>147314993
>>147322563
>>147322758
tfw no proper stig helm
>>147217638
>>147232537
Got any more stories? I love these.
>>147238437
>>147232628
>Catower
>girl
ehehehehehehepic related
>>147322907
tfw only three helmet models
tfw no yellow helmets at all
I don't care if it's weebshit or not, I am upset.
>>147322563
>>147323071
We need a Crotch Rocket update that comes with more helmets, more biker clothes, and more street bikes. And maybe a bike melee combat system like TLAD had, with some road rash themed races to go along with it.
>>147314228
GTA$10M
>>147323050
>they aren't girls when I don't like them
>>>/wsg/1166433
Now with eurobeat blasting in the background.
>>147323871
More like
>even if they change their voice they're still not fooling anyone but the thirstiest cucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zww2weZ5UdE
New thread when?
>>147325552
not yet, we still have 30 posts left
what is the best weapon for dealing with NPCs?
>>147325701
Image limit has been reached
>>147325701
combat mg
>>147325727
I'm sure you can hold off on circlejerking for a few more posts.
>>147325727
no, we can still force it
what's the most unique weapon a player can use?
>>147325884
pistols only
you a actually save alot of ammo money. Go for headshots only
>>147313331
>villian
I hope I don't see you in game.
>>147325949
it's easy to save ammo money if you don't use explosives all the time though
a single homing launcher rocket costs $500+
Naked a new bread.
>>147326123
>>147325949
Tfw just platted all the humane setups with a starter pistol, minus EMP because I didn't get the Hydra (still top of scoreboard until end indicating most kills) and finale, I was gunner.
Others chose shotguns or muskets or AKs, desu pistol aimed at head is superior to all of them. The headshot accuracy range on the starter pistol is insane.