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/dangeru/ - VA-11 HALL-A General

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Welcome to /dangeru/!

Tittie hacker a cutie edition.

Previous thread: >>146977163

>What's VA-11 HALL-A?

A cyberpunk visual novel game where you are a bartender, slinging drinks to waifus.

OST: https://garoad.bandcamp.com/album/va-11-hall-a-second-round

Official site: http://waifubartending.com/
Official Devblog: http://blog.waifubartending.com/
Official Discord: https://discord.gg/AjMvbyS
Demo: https://kiririn51.itch.io/valhalla-bar
Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/447530/
Support Streaming-Chan: http://www.shining-fingered.moe
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Ded Devs
Ded Game
Ded Sei
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>>147128994
What burg does each character order?
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>>147128909
I hate that the mere positive mention of characters being gay, transgender or whatever is now a hallmark of "muh SJW". It used to be actually interesting, a sign of how wild the setting is. Now I can't tell if people are doing it to be interesting or just crowbarring it in for progressive points.

Oh well, I'll just assume it's ok when the characters involved are interesting and being a minority doesn't define their entire character.
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>>147129123

Rad shiba gets an hot dog
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>>147129072
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>>147129058
So why all the references? Also the game metions people actively trying to sabotage its development in the "Thank you" dangeru post. What's the story behind it?
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>>147129236
I kind of get both sides, however when it's Cyberpunk, gender roles, sex, race, disabilities and even discrimination against androids and other sentient machines is kind of a given. So making a big deal out of it is kind of pointless, since it's a part of the genre.
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>>147129432
All the references to ROM? Same publishers, which is also the reason there are so many fucking references to YIIK -- they ordered them to shill the hell out of the game.
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>>147129492
MidBoss and ysbryd are the same people?
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ERP when?
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>>147129793
At the other end of a gun
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I was just thinking, why don't one of us make a VA-11 HALL-A Shadowrun mod?
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Post phone screens
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>>147130085
I could probably get my Wangblows phone's home screen to look like Jills with danger/u/ and all, but I'm not autistic enough to put forth that much effort.
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>>147130085
Post your dick
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So what's up with the development being sabotaged?
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>>147130290
Government death squads.
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>>147130290

Being stuck in the bathroom cuz no toilet paper
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>>147130085
Updating your phone is for squares
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>>147130502
>>147130085
That one is good as a lock screen.

I wonder if one could be made as a standard home screen though. Like a cityscape or something.
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>>147130085
I know exactly what sort of replies I'll get
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>>147130805
>24% charge
>BBC
>Clover
>Reddit
>Unread messages
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>>147130872
Jaw seems kind of off.
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>>147130805
TRIGGERED
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>>147130923
The jaw was reconstructed using that exact same image you posted as an overlay.

It's the straight diagonal line. And that fat line at the bottom.

I have no creative talent.
pic related
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>>147130889
>bbc
Placeholder because other feeds weren't loading images properly
>clover
>implying
>reddit
:^)
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>>147131056
that's probably why it looks off. Jill in the lock screen is more dead-on than Jill in the bar.
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>>147130805
I like it, how did you get things to animate?
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>>147131119
Yes. This I noticed. This is why the mouth I drew isn't exactly where it would have landed on the overlay.

I tried to add some definition but it looked worse.

So
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>>147129236

This.

They're not even allowed to be characters anymore, like they are in this game, for the most part. It's either another notch on the diversity checklist or someone trying to make a point about how they shouldn't be in the bathrooms at Target.

I guess at some point shit'll get sorted out, but until they we just gotta deal with what we get, and maybe make some cool games and stuff to help make the transition easier.

>>147129480

It's funny how even in a dystopia there's still some things done better.
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>>147129432

They're saying that Other devs' time is up, and Sukeban games time is now.
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>>147131445
I think it's mostly because it is a dystopia, people have more important shit to care about than who people are fucking and what genders they are.
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>Sei
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>>147131867

Stella please calm down, even in /dangeru/ you don't wanna be too lewd in "public"
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I want to fuck Jill behind the bar while she tries to serve Patrons!
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>>147131770
But anon, real life is a dystopia too
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>>147132123
Some places yes, and in those places you don't have social justice warriors because people are more concerned about staying alive and such. People complain most when they're comfortable.
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>>147130872
The nose was a bit off. I can't say much about the jaw, but the nose is properly bridged now.
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>>147132289
You have the exact same people from those minorities, the difference is in those countries they'll be imprisoned or murdered and can't speak up to the same degree in public

The only difference in western nations is we tend to frown on that kind of censorship and lynching and have slightly less of it
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so do the devs have an about us page
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>>147132323
Better? Antialiasing would do wonders here, but I'm working with that limited palette
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>>147129432
>Also the game metions people actively trying to sabotage its development in the "Thank you" dangeru post. What's the story behind it?
Probably /agdg/ shenanigans.
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>>147130085
>im posting a screenshot of my phone with a lock screen a character in a video game uses to an anonymous image board at 4 in the morning
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>>147133801
my future when i get a new phone in the next month or so
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>>147134004
good luck anon

it's not a good feeling
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>>147133801
>>147130805
>>147130502

tfw everyone here is lame
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Ingram is best boy
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>>147134538
But that's not not-Kaneda
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>>147134489
why is her skin orange?
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>>147134636
Because she's a slut and sluts weat a lot of fake tan.
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>yfw Boss has a huge goofy smile hidden behind her scarf on the BOOS & ME screen
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>>147134793
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>>147134056
I'd rather be a loser than not have a phone like right now. I basically no longer exist.
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>>147134941
Accept her as a slut and become enlightened.
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>>147135034
anon, after you get a phone you'll still feel like you no longer exist, but it wont be because you don't have a phone, it'll be because nobody cares enough about you to text or call you
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>>147135145
I can't believe some utterly triggered anti-sjw actually sat there and made that image, probably feeling so EUPHORIC about themselves the entire time
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>>147135163
That's not true, people texted me. And honestly, I mostly need it to book doctor appointments.
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>>147135341
oh. carry on then.
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>>147134489
>>147133801
>>147130805
>>147130502
Jesus christ what a bunch of lonely losers we all are.
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>>147135421
Who am I kidding, I doubt they'll start texting again. Over a month and I'm gone from their lives.
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>>147135849
it's okay anon, you have us! at least until we die or turn into /ksg/
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Is this series or it's world going to be expanded upon?
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>>147136309
lol
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>>147136309
i remember reading they were planning on making dlc for the game, so yes.
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>>147132734
I went and used yours as a base to edit, if you don't mind
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>>147136750
Nose is a bit too far down, but the composition of the face in general is much better.
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>>147137092
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>>147136573
I might just be talking out my ass here but if they really are going to make new stuff it shouldn't be too hard at this point should it? I mean they got everything from the engine to the assets down already so all that's left is to write a couple of new scenarios and code them in right?
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So what exactly is a Cat Boomer
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>>147137472
A genetically altered fetus to prevent nanomachine rejection. The cat ears aren't actually ears, but they are a plus.

Cat Boomer is used as a general term for all of them, but it's referring to the boom in genetically altered human catgirls all at once when the concept caught on as a fad
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>>147130805

Damn son, it's 27 degrees here in Nagoya
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what's the closest visual novel to this that I can use to plug the gaping wound left from finishing the game and having nothing left to play
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>>147137092
This any better?
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>>147137642

my suggestions:

World End Economica
Saya no Uta
Muv Luv

All happy stuff, you won't regret it.
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>>147137680
DELETE THIS
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>>147137642
You have to be more specific. Like, what are your three favourite elements from Vallhalla.
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>>147137716
>All happy stuff
Understatement of the century
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>>147137642
Just because I don't want to see you get your fun ruined, >>147137716 is trolling about happy stuff.
In terms of entry level stuff:
If you want something slice of life/mostly fluff, I haven't read them but the Nekopara series might work for you. If you like the GAY GIRLS part, you could read Sono Hanabira.
If you want something with a little more story, you could go for the classic babby's first VN Katawa Shoujo.
If you want something with more story than that, you could try something like Steins;Gate, Grisaia no Kajitsu, or Clannad, although all these have a somewhat dark later-half.
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>>147138049
>Steins;Gate

I still haven't finished it because I don't know how many more times I can listen to her die.
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>>147138107
The payoff is worth it lad, go finish it. You might need a walkthrough to get the True Ending though.
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>>147138049

>>>147137716 (You) is trolling about happy stuff

Gee anon, thanks god you're here!
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>>147138185
Imagine if the poor bastard actually downloaded Muv Luv and played the whole thing. I can't just sit by and ruin his week like that.
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>>147138260
I imagine he'd figure it out before finishing all of it
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>>147138260
>>147138293

Come on Muv Luv is not that bad. Weakest of the 3 I listed but not that bad.

I'm really looking forward to read World End Economica ep3 tho.
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>>147138405
Muv Luv isn't bad, but I'd rather not trick people into playing it when they're looking for something else. It's so mainstream at this point that somewhere down the road they'll prolly run into it if it interests them.
Same with Saya, though I haven't played WEE so I can't comment on it at all.
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>>147138154
I need to do Chris' and true.
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>>147138586
The true ending is top tier hype, but if I remember correctly you have to follow a pretty specific set of text choices to land it, otherwise you land the regular Kurisu ending.
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Go! Go! Streaming-chan!
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>>147137802
When I try to boil it down to all the things that drew me to it, the more it makes me sure there's very little else that hits the same notes.
>Valhalla takes place in a cool aesthetically-pleasing Cyberpunk universe, don't think there are many cyberpunk VN's out there
>Valhalla has a female protag who isn't inherently always chasing after dick by default and actually likes girls too
>Valhalla's aforementioned gay girls aren't the bland ecchi schoolgirl romance shit,whereas a lot of 'yuri' VN's out there seem to hit that trope hard
...And the good writing, but that's a given.
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this fairy game will be the death of me
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>>147128909
>it's progressive to tolerate
Looks more like neglect to me, people just wouldn't care anymore.
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>>147138549

>I haven't played WEE

I recommend it. Same author of Spice & Wolf.
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>>147139021
Yeah I know it's from the same author, but I haven't even gotten around to finishing the spice & wolf LNs yet. I plan on reading WEE in the future, but I'm not in a hurry since it's incomplete.
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>>147139109

If you can read Jap, it's complete.

If you can't, translation of ep 3 is coming out next month or something.
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>>147137642
I thought Gay Roof Ghosts was okay, and that was similar to this. Most VNs are complete ass though, definitely a medium with an unusually high Sturgeon's proportion.
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>>147138860
Didn't Lenore's or somebody's mother still act all homophobic towards her, and it was implied that she was doing it since her circle of friends were also that way? Just feels like discrimination isn't entirely gone in the game's universe yet.
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>>147139170
>if you can read jap
someday.

>>147139390
Well Mario's entire character is that he acts macho to deflect how gay he is, if being gay was completely normal I doubt he'd do that.
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>>147139390
Yeah it was her mother. She's into high society circles and turbodykes don't seem to be tolerated there.
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Why is Julianne so cute?
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>>147139298
I absolutely loved gay roof.
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>>147139298
Shit, I started that roof ghosts one months ago and never got around to playing past the first hour or so. And it's not like I think ALL schoolgirl romances are bad or anything, but at this point they're harder to get into and enjoy since I'm just really burnt out on them considering they make up 99% of yuri, and stuff about actual 20-somethings and adult women seems harder to come by.
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Alright guys and gals of /dangeru/, I made a thing. Have you ever wanted to feel like you're really pouring and mixing a Sugar Rush right in front of you in your very own VA-11 Hall-A? Do you own a Steam Controller? Well lemme lay some shit down for you.

Check this shit out: It's Fizz's Bar Simulator. Right outta the box, you have a sweet, slick, optimized controller layout for your bartending needs. In Bartending Mode, the face buttons will add ingredients (color coded - double nice), while the right touchpad acts as your mouse. Clicking is done via the right trigger. A full press acts as the space bar, so it'll hit that Mix button or continue the text. You can hold it down to hit Ctrl and breeze through the conversation. Mess up on a drink? I've implemented some nifty tricks that, in classic Cyberpunk fashion, use overcomplicated TECHNOLOGY to let your Select button act as the Reset button. For extra comfort, the left touchpad (accompanied by the bumpers) is synced up nicely with your BTC console to ease navigation through your Recipe Book. All of this means you're gonna be throwing together drinks like a pro.

>"Alright, but you said I'd really be pouring drinks!"
Well, why don't you hit that nice right grip there, and follow me to my next post...
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>>147139812
Did you squeeze the right grip? Good! You'll notice "Adelyde" came up on the screen. Now hold the controller in your right hand, face facing inward like the picture. Tip it to the left, as if you're pouring from a bottle. OH SHIT, NOW WE'RE TALKING. THAT'S REAL SIMULATED ADELYDE POURING OUT OF YOUR CONTROLLER. THROUGH THE MAGIC OF HAPTIC FEEDBACK, YOU'RE FEELING THE *Glug, glug, glug* OF THAT SWEET RED LIQUID AS IT EMPTIES INTO YOUR SHAKER. Tap that right bumper with your index finger to cycle to the next ingredient! Again! Now you're adding the Powdered Delta! Again and again! LET THE KARMOTRINE FLOW! Hit that right trigger to Mix! You've done it! When Jill plays with her "shoulder massager" tonight, it's your adept alcoholic alchemy she's Karmotrine Dream-ing about. Hold the right grip for a second or two to return to normal Bartending Mode once your masterpiece is complete.

Oh, and for those mobile Augmented Eye and /dangeru/ users, with the left grip you can activate Tablet Mode, turning your left touchpad into a tablet for easy scrolling through walls of text like this one. This mode also enables the use of the joystick and face buttons for compatibility with a PC-9X console, if you managed to afford one in this economy.

I'm hoping this controller setup provides two more ways to enjoy VA-11 Hall-A at its comfiest; feel free to shoot me feedback here, on Steam, or in the Discord Chat if you have any questions or comments.
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>>147139890
>>147139812
Cool
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>>147139890

They're not selling steam controllers yet, right?
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>>147139812
>>147139890
This is pretty cool.
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>>147140095
Don't believe Donovan's lies
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I think about killing myself a lot but I'm too tired and afraid of messing up to go through with it.
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>>147140807
pls god and also jesus, make dana real and let me work for her... and maybe earn her love
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>>147128994
>Filename
>Hands OFF my ass
But nee-san that's backward
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FUUUUUUUUUUCKKK YOOOUUUUUU

thank FUCK
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>>147140879
I didn't like Dana much, but those red lines on my paycheck were very supportive. Made me feel warm and fuzzy.
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>>147139465
He's not deflecting how gay he is, he goes to great lengths to announce to the world that he likes dudes.

He's just trying to be macho so he can look like a proper biker thug. He thinks big tough biker thugs should like big macho drinks. It's not the gayness he's deflecting, it's the femininity.
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>>147140878
What
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How do I unlock all the songs? Are they just purchased from the shop?
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>>147141186
So does she have nipples?
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I liked this game a lot but it felt too short. Not in a bad way, but it felt like a TV show you'd sit down and watch every week but after a few months it randomly pulls to conclusion even if it felt like it was gonna go on forever. Makes me sad because I was getting really invested only for it to feel like it had an abruptish end.
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I want to do another Persona parody with the characters, which characters should I use next?
Dorothy will be in it because I love her, so you guys get to choose the other 3.
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>>147142620
stella
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>>147142620
Jill
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>>147142620
>>147142691
Stella, Sei, *Kira* Miki?
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>>147142620
Sei
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>>147142620
Always down for more Jill.
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The official OSTs were missing some music, so I checked the files and found 9 missing tracks. I put em in a rar to share with you guys but 4chan is saying im spamming. I dont post much how do I get past this? Thanks
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>>147143241
post them to another cite in a zip file like mega and put the link here.
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>>147143150
cute
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I wanna play some other games with cozy bars but Catherine is the only one I can think of that had a bar I wish I could relax in... but then again, I've been saving that to play closer to when Persona 5 is coming out, so shit
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You think someone can edit this with Jill?
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>>147142691
>>147142801
>>147142814
>>147142891
Ok, so that will be Dorothy, Jill, Stella and somebody else.
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>>147143684
sei
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So, Rum and Absinthe, what are their purposes again?
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>>147143241
>>147143308
I guess they just dont like puush then.
https://mega.nz/#!MVxSURpT
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>>147143684
For the love of god do Sei
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>>147143737
>>147144187
I-I don't really like Sei, but I guess I have no choice.

Dorothy
Jill
Stella
And Sei

Ya all happy with this?
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>>147144267
yes
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>>147144267
>I-I don't really like Sei
how about you fix your bad taste before you start drawing faggot
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>>147144026
What's the decryption key?
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good god jill is so fucking autistic it's unreal who the fuck pretends their cat is talking and does voices for them jesus fuck
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>>147144267
She's not my cup of tea either, but she kinda goes hand-in-hand with Stella.
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>>147144478
every person I've known who owns a cat does this
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>>147144267
Yep, that's fine. Would have preferred Miki in place of dorothy though. Dorothy gets way too much fan art in comparison to everyone else.
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>>147144432
Sorry about that.
https://mega.nz/#!MVxSURpT!4_byEzyiXXtYBDC9qe3kx5JLjTqtMjZ1yQSCxeMkv4E

Tracks missing from the OSTs:
An Alternate Reality
Stage Theme (Model Warrior Minigame)
The Assignment
The Girl with the Iron Heart
Whatever May Come
some city ambience
intro cutscene in 2 tracks
Last Call edit with a percussion layer
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I want to impregnate *Kira* Miki and force her into retirement!
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>>147144613
Nah, I like Dorothy the most, can't change her for anyone.
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>>147144675
Bless you music smuggler
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>>147142620
Model Warrior Julianne
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>>147144478
People do it for their pets, their kids, fucking everything all the time.
Fucking autist anon
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>>147144714
>tfw you want to be dorothy but you're trapped in a human male body
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>>147144267
>I-I don't really like Sei
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>>147144675
Isn't the Result screen track missing too?
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>>147144691
>Impregnating a robot
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What day do I have to give Sei the cold sweet non alcoholic drink on to get her to talk to me behind the bar?
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wew lass
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>>147145147
The day she asks for a Bleeding Jane.
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>>147145147
When she comes in after the attack in bandages and Jill second guesses her order, I think it's day 4/5/6?
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>>147145258
What's with the weird steam UI
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>>147145442
Might be Big Picture Mode?
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Say Sei.
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>>147145597
Say Say.
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>>147145740
Deal
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>>147145827
Doormat
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>keep hearing about this
>friend shows it to me
>won't work on my toaster
What's the less violent or traumatic way to off myself?
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remove lilim
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>>147145973
>Won't work on your toaster
What? My PC is pretty toaster and it runs fine, what are your specs?
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>>147145147
>cold sweet non alcoholic
Does that even exist? Moonblast is the only cold/sweet drink and it's alcoholic I'm pretty sure.

In any case, she just needs something sweet and non-alcoholic. Any of the three first entries in the sweet tab will do.
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>>147145973
Please post specs
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>>147145973
you might be able to familyshare it.
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There's porn of Jill on /h/ right now

>>4317340
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>>147147790
You fucked it up
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>>147147790
>>147147857

Sorry

>>4312285
Last post
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>>147147790

>>/h/4317340
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>>147148017
ayy
if this one wont work i give up
>>>/h/4317340
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>>147148086
All that fuck up and its not even yuri. Shame on you anon.
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>>147148465
That's obviously Alma's dick.
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>>147148465
>>147149137
Alma ordered a "Bad Touch"
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>>147149178
pfffffff
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Completionists Warwick email?

Fuck the schmup
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Drunk Alma best Alma
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>>147149341
Alma is 63 75 74 65! 43 55 54 45!
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>>147149341
>tfw alma is your type and the only girl that doesnt like girls
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Trading cards when

I need to rep this game with my foil badge on my profile
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>>147149425
>c u t 8.2476506e+90
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>>147149425

She is also 63 6f 7a 79 0d 0a and 68 6f 74 0d 0a
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>the alice rabbit icon that shows up when Alma takes over is written as アルス and not アリス
God dammit Vuvuzela devs
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How may I buy the song?
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I don't know why, but I'm not getting any achievements.

I'm playing on Linux.
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Post dorothy saying lewd things.
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>>147151705
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>>147151760
Coming from a shadowrun player, i havent laughed that hard in a long time.
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>>147152318
>implying that being a shadowrun player means you know anything about computers

Consider, if a Troll can use their +1 reach to reach across a 5ft square, a Troll can theoretically stick their arm down your throat and out your butt. If the subject of this impaling has sufficient body, they can not only survive the process, but they can be used by the troll as a shield while the troll is able to wield a weapon in their hand. If you reverse the direction by entering the butt and exiting the mouth, then the third party could also wield and fire weapons, or even sling magic. You could presumably double up by doing this with each arm.

If you had access to dwarves, you can probably get two on each arm, giving you a whole party of characters in the space of one. Assuming that you and your dwarf subjects are heavily cyberwared out, you can literally become your own super robot.

This, unfortunately, is real shadowrun humor. Do you even like chunky salsa?
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>>147153425
And some OC I made in response earlier...
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Requesting Art's "I seriously hope you don't believe everything you just said" screencap
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>>147153425
damn, that's really good
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>>147153425
>>147153697
Looks pretty comfy, I dig!
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>>147142620
>>147144784
Jill in Model Warrior Jilianne cosplay!
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>>147153697

How is she in massager mode if both her hands are occupied?

Could you edit her into the SLUT shirt?
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>>147154382
>How is she in massager mode if both her hands are occupied?

Blushing cos she's a tad tipsy? Idk fampai
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>>147154382
Maybe she stuck it up there.
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>>147155348

That seems like something that'd be a tad big to fit comfortably in a hole like that...
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>>147155458
You never know if you don't try.
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>>147155458
Don't worry, anon, I'm sure if you try hard enough you can shove any vibrating object in that hole. You just need to believe.
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>>147155458
youd be surprised what you can fit in and stay relaxed with with enough experience and lubricant
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>tfw the bar I frequent isn't nearly as comfy
>tfw no Jill gf
I'll never have a robo wife either, why even live fellas
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>>147156764
Sounds better than jerking off.
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Danger/u/sly close to death.
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Not sure if I want to make a lewd Jill gif
Not sure if I can make a lewd Jill gif.
I already made that blushing Jill gif.
Maybe I can do it.
It'll be a stretch.
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>>147160323
Do it faggot
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>>147157753
needs really good toys and still takes work to orgasm though
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>>147160323
Do you mean >>147153697?
That version isn't quite animated.
DO IT
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>>147160553
This one, anon.

I can't draw for shit, so it'll just be in-game sprites that I'm going to jitter and try to composition so that she looks l..lewd
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>>147153625
>This, unfortunately, is real shadowrun humor.

What is black shadowrun humor?

...

Shadowrun 5E character creation!
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>Finished the game
>Feel empty and want to see more
>See tablet collecting dust in back corner of my room
I suppose it's time to pick it up again after so long. Any particularly comfy requests? I'm in the mood for something that's calming to start.

>>147142620
How do I into color, anon? Every time I try to put colors into my artwork it turns into hot garbage instantly.
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>>147161790
Something with Alma.
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>>147161790
Stella serving drinks at a cat bar.
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>>147154382
Ruh. Maybe an hour and a half in MS Paint?
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>>147160323

>Wait for porn
>see the porn linked earlier in the thread
>feel bad and can't bring myself to save it

What the hell is wrong with me?
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>>147161790
Sei sleeping in Stella's lap.
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>>147162356

Time well spent, if I may say so.
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>>147162796
Katawa dick™
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>>147162796
Nothing. Nothing is wrong with you, anon.

It's terrible porn.
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>>147162796
Probably because the porn was bad, didn't save it either.
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>>147162796
Probably because it sucked and wasnt yuri.
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Should I pay for this game or pirate it? I remember liking the demo ages ago.
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>>147163050
The footjob? It was good.
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>>147163265
Pay for it. Help Sukeban escape Venezuela.
>>
What is dangeru?
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>>147163265
These devs really need it.
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>>147163574
In game text board. That posting limits are funny for a site like this.
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>>147163605
South Americans aren't human anyway.
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>>147163324
Danger/u/ is the in-universe version of 4chan.
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>>147163810
I miss the textboards.
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>>147163810
Is Jill posting about herself?
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>>147163810
Is Jill the only character in the whole game that smokes?
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>>147163776
Are you trying to neglect international law of paying for labor?
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>>147163810
>if it's in game board then it has to be 4chan
Nice.
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>>147162356
nice
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>>147161790
How do you draw anime eyes?
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>>147164296
It's obviously hispachan, devs are spics.
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>>147163965
People doesn't post pics here that frequent, so no much difference.
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>>147165117
>don't
Obviously
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Is there a helpful guide anywhere on how to unlock all the endings/achievements/see all secret shit/games etc? I am on NG+ and i am kind of too stupid to work it out by myself. And too drunk.
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>>147139812
>>147139890
So it has come to my attention that this configuration won't show up in the list if you aren't on the beta client. Probly has to do with the ability to tool around with activators that I don't think is available yet on the normal client (which is needed for some of the button = click-spot-on-screen setups). I'd say if you have a Steam Controller, being on the beta client is a good thing anyway, but if you don't see the configuration in the community section, sounds like that's why.
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>>147163510
>>147163605
Ok then, I'll spend my pesos.
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>>147165117
| Should we start posting like this?
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>>147142620
Stella, Sei, Gillian
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I'm going to mary Jill!!!
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>>147165409
Is that what you call it when the lips mix?
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>>147165392
| See no problem with that.
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>>147165545
It's a kiss, silly. Or scissors if you mean these lips.
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>>147164078
| More or less

| So, I opened up the Prologue rpa. That wasn't too bad:
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>>147162109
>>147162124
>>147162856
Gotcha anons, sounds pretty comfy. Will probably be finished by the next thread if there is one.

>>147164552
>Draw a circle/elipse
>Add eyebrows
>Erase the parts where the iris would be
>Add extra stuff
That's pretty much how I do it.

In the meanwhile have a not-done Dorothy.
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>>147165263

>And too drunk.

The only way to play.

This game's made me into even more of an alcoholic.
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I wish I lived near a corner store that sold random shit like JC Elton's. The only weird thing mine sells is butterfly trench knives.
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>>147128994
Just finished the game, got the Good + Bad + Vil... the curry guy ending blind.
I'll probably replay to get the other 3 or so endings in a while.
Still, the game felt a bit short, but was nice while it lasted.
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Yurifags the game.
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>yfw Stella's stellas are bigger than Titty hacker's almas
WHY IS STELLA SO PERFECT?
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>>147170756
Stella would never be such a slob.
outrageous
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>>147170890
>tfw slobby and/or drunk women are my fetish
I can't even explain why
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>>147171042
When can I get Drunk Stella?
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>>147156895
It looks like she has lazy eye. Make her blink with both eyes at least.
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>>147171042
Because a strong woman on a vulnerable moment can't be surpassed.
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>>147165263
Here good luck.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=710047564
>And too drunk.
It's the right way to play the game.
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>>147171440
>Cough syrup
>Drink
Yeah, no. I bet you aren't even sick.
>>
WHAT SHOULD WE DO FOR THE DLC FUCK
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>>147175696
More Jill
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>>147175696
Jill and Dana canon ending pls
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>>147171307
This. They are sometimes cute as well.
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>>147175696
Dorothy and only dorothy, lewd scenes everywhere
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>>147175696
More every one T B H, well mayb no virgillo
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>>147175696
Make another version of Jill and Dana's drinking night only with Dorothy's cuddle service
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>>147176036

A million times this.

Also, Alma hooking up with Dorothy and finding out she was a lesbian for robots all along.
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>>147171440
>Moretti
>not a watered down Corona for the best immersion
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>>147178184
How do you live with such a horrible taste?
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>>147142050
>She
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I still wish someone would either webm or point out the script file where drunken Alma talks about fucking Jill.
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>>147181613
Script 3. Look for "drunk."

Alternatively, look for
01001010 01101001 01101100 01101100
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>>147182116
You serious? I love you anon.
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>>147182182
I literally just checked. A minute ago.

You need to get more motivated, anon.
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no ded pls
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>>147183731
Then order something.
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>>147183731
shhhh
we ded now
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What's the hardest Dorothy's been fucked
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>>147184534
you
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>>147182259
I really should.

But that was kinda dissapointing. Alma didnt even talk about fucking Jill, but atleast there was the story of Alma and her teacher.
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>>147175696

To elaborate on this: What plot do you girls feel is left haging? we just want to make sure we're tackling the right stuff for the DLC.
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>>147184534
Did you get her drunk with Jamie and listen to her ramble about a middle-school teacher fucking her brains out?
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>>147185087
>Did you get her drunk with Jamie
How?
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>>147161790
I'm not a pro, all I can tell you is to keep messing around with color, you will eventually master your own style.
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>>147185526
I went all-in and gave her fucked up orders with max alcohol. Worth
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>>147185978
oh, but I think you may have to at least get her first order right
>>
Why is dawn approaches the best song ?
every day is night takes second, 3rd goes to the rest of the ost it's fucking perfect
>>
So for Donovan to go nuts to post that fuck my shit up article what do I give him and what day/date?
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>>147186740
My african sibling.
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>>147186829
After he comes in chasing *Kira*Miki just give him all big beers is what I've heard
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>>147187821
Thanks I'll try that

also glad to know the devs know which HK is best in MGQ
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Ded Sei
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>>147189604
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>>147189604
Don't bully best girl
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>>147184976
move to a decent country
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>>147184976
Lilim receiving strange messages?
Jill and Dana's relationship (or lack thereof)?
Sei and Stella's lesbian wedding please? (´・ω・`)?
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>>147190793
Sei and Stella are heterosexual life partners.
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>>147191017
No!
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>>147191017
i will end you
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>>147175696
Explain Gil and who he is fucking. Let Jill not be sexually frustarted anymore and take Best Boss' best appendage.
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>>147191526
Gil fucked the market girl, anon.
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>>147191607
Yeah but I need to see what she looks like. It's important to know best boys taste in women.
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>>147184976
>explanation of HOW the spooky ghost thing is happening and WHY and not just who
>ability to make Dana and Jill smooch and live happily ever after
>>
what's the female equivalent of Fuckboy?

Because Fuckgirl sounds weird
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>>147184976
Lilim messages.
Jill's crush on The Boss but I think it's better as a crush.
Who the heck Gil is
QUINCY stuff
A conclusion to Alice_Rabbit
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>>147192323
Cumslut
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>>147191739
>It's important
Wrong.

It can only piss someone off if it's defined. As it stands, you can imagine her however you think appropriate for fuckboy.
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>>147192386
But... but I don't like cum
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>>147193538
Buttslut
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>>147138652
I'm going to get Chris' then replay with a guide to get everything. That's why I'm putting it off.
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>>147140095
ooaao
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>>147143523
If you're a completion fag, you should start on it ASAP
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>>147144478
I own a cat, or a cat owns me. I meow back at her, and "translate" it, but I don't act like she's actually talking.

Unless you've had a cat, it won't make sense.
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>>147144478
What the other guys said, but also someone with a ventriloquism hobby.
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>>147193827
I suppose I WOULD be fine to having my face stuffed in Stella's ass, so... that works!
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>>147184976
B E A C H
E
A
C
H

E P I S O D E
P
I
S
O
D
E
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>>147145973
Are you sure you aren't literally using a toaster, mate? My barely running laptop pulls through. I think it's from 2010 or '11. And it was shit when I bought it.
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>>147190793
>>147192068
>>147192369

thanks
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>>147195104
do you think Sei and Stella had a bi-curious period?
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>>147184976
ANNA GRAEM

WHY HAS NO ONE SAID A THING

WHY CAN WE SEE HER AND OTHERS DO NOT?

and Guillian
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>>147195285
I think sei Raped
I mean think about how much stronger she is than her, it happened. probably lots of times at that
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>>147195104
scripts play?
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>>147184976
LET US SAVE THE BAR PLS

I played the entire game thinking that was gonna be part of the ending, that by bringing in all these high profile customers like [rich girl] and [celebrity] that their support and the attention in the public eye from whatsherface mentioning it on her blog would save the bar since the BTC would be more reluctant to close that particular location along with the rest
>>
If we sneak the devs into America and marry them, they get to stay, right?
>>
>>147184976
The Drones. What they were for, if they were tied to the bank thing in anyway. What Ingram knows about it.
Lilim receiving strange messages. Who sent them, and why they did it.
Anna's connection to Dorothy was hinted at, but I'd like to see more about it.
Jill's crush on The Boss.
Gil's past in general. At first I thought it was just some dude trying to look cool and edgy, but then Jamie said something similar to the rabbit line before the bank thing so I think there's something there.
The Bank thing in general and who all is connected to it.
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>>147196285
The problem isn't sneaking them in, it's sneaking them out.

But marriage will have to be involved regardless. (´・ω・`)
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>>147195285
With enough time, they'll fall in love! A rich girl Mistress and her dedicated servant! And then...

>>147195948
?

>>147196285
Better do it before they elect Trump or else you'll never get outsiders in.
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>>147196285
I think the plan at the moment is to at least make it to mexico.
>>
Can't they just walk to Colombia and then escape from there?
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>>147196613
Columbia would probably send them back, and then they'd be really fucked.
South America isn't exactly like the EU where you can just walk across borders and have no repercussions.
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>>147196613
They have to walk there just to get toliet paper
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>>147196787

Mercosur is like the poor's man Eurozone, Venezuelans can literally just go to, say, Argentina or Uruguay and stay there for as long as they like without passport.
>>
>>147197073
I thought Venezuela had closed their borders to prevent people from trying to flee.
>>
>>147196407
>>146929901
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>>147197306
Only in one border with Colombia. However, they don't need to close their borders, all airlines are leaving the country because the government won't pay its debts.
>>
>>147184976
Gil's past
Pretty much everything related to Anna and Alice_Rabbit
More Stella
The messages
More worldbuilding in general would be nice imo
And Crimson Rose
>>
Trying to force myself to get bad ending now for 100% achievements. Any help? cheat engine's not doing me well with getting cash down to below 10k when i have 13k
>>
>>147198214
Well Venezuela isn't an island, couldn't you drive through the brazillian border and then go to colombia from that way? Or take a boat to Honduras and go from that way. Though fuck honduras, world's highest homicide rate.
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>>147201731
No
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This is objectively the best Jukebox.
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>>147201731
Just start a new game and buy everything. Avoid the flawless service bonus if possible.
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>>147202104
Disgusting/10
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>>147202104
>No welcome to VA11 HALL-A
>No Neon Districts
>No White Knight March

Literally SHIT TIER taste
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>>147202104
Neon District goes in slot 1

no exceptions
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>>147202603
Your Love is a Drug is best opening song.

A bartender must ensure their blood is hot before serving a customer.
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>>147202504
>>147202603

>having an action soundtrack in a comfy bar
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>>147202104
>no all systems go
>no go go steaming-chan
>>
>>147202504
>even putting march of the white knights on there
I don't get the point of those fast actioney songs in a quiet cozy bar setting, it's not like there's a dancefloor or anything active going on
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>>147202914
>go-go streaming chan
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>>147202104
>no Everything Will Be Okay
b-but why
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>>147203457
Because everything *won't* be okay :c
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>>147202104
I think this jukebox is missing something...
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>>147202104
Pretty good actually

Would probably look similar to my optimized playlist if I didn't just randomly pick songs every day to keep it fresh other than always keeping A. Rene

>No Welcome
>No >>147203457
>No Snowfall
>No Every Day is Night

The Girl with the Iron Heart too but that's NG+ (for some fucking reason, why is best track locked away)
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>not living the Karmotrine Dream
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>>147202902
Just the opening bit for Jill's catchphrase
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>>147202104
:^)
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>>147204406

It works so better with Neon Glow, though. Really gives you that feeling that you're going to mix drinks and change lives.
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>>147204459
Based base of the titans
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>>147201783

I think it's better to just go in car to Chile or some shit.
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>>147204459
Add Neon District and it's literally god tier
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Who is the most insufferable cunt and why is it Virgilio?
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>>147205132
Have you completed the game?
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>>147205132
Jill
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This game isn't comfy enough.

Why can't it be on a handheld or phone so I could play it on my bed?
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>>147205132
>Virgilio
someone hasn't gotten the right drinks

>>147205387
vita port coming
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>>147205387
Vita and iOS soon.
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>didn't have enough for rent
>Jill's just depressed whenever mixing drinks
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>>147204531
I disagree wholeheartedly
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>>147206352
What kind of stuff does she think/say?
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I like where this is going
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Do you think there's a jill out there somewhere for me ?
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>>147207747
Enhance.
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>>147207747
>dildo modem on the shelf above fore
lewd
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>>147207747
a fat mexican tumblrina
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>>147207256
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>>147208279
:^)
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>>147208291
poor Jill
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God, fuck Game Maker.
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>>147208291
>not paying her rent 3 fucking months in a row
what a slob
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>>147208754
She makes like $60 a night. Give her a break.
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Letter to devs:

IF YOUR'E GOING TO MAKE NEW GAMES PLEASE MAKE IT INTO THE SAME UNIVERSE
with more qt girls
and you may end with a western touhou
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>>147209070
and her rent is only $400 a month
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>>147209215
>western
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>>147209272
With utilities, it's almost double that. She spends nearly 50% of her non-guaranteed income (remember, she only gets paid for drinks she sells and tips) on rent. She doesn't have any sort of guaranteed salary.
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If you had the chance, would you live Jill's life?
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>>147209672
In america, there's laws to prevent people who get most of their wages from tips from not getting paid at all. Like, under a certain threshold, the employer is supposed to make up the difference to ensure they're at least making livable income.
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>>147209672
>She doesn't have any sort of guaranteed salary.
boss gives her guaranteed bucks each night
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>>147208750
Turns out the game crashed only if my laptop is connected to external monitor.

Indie devs, please don't use Game Maker in the future.
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>>147209857
Sure beats what I'm living right now
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>>147209857
yes
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>>147209857
___Yes.

>>147209884
Boss is a nice gal. At any other bar, she'd be bringing home pennies.

Also, she's going to be working at any other bar soon.

The suffering hasn't yet begun.

>>147209868
>cyberpunk
>law
oh you
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>>147209857
Only if I get to push fuckboy into a closet.
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>>147209857
I'd love the daily top tier bantz she's having, that's for sure.
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>>147209857
Oh yes.

>>147210124
>not best boss
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>>147210104
>Going to work in another bar soon
>tfw Jill and Dana might be separated

Fuck fuck fuck FUCK I forgot about this enar the end fucking hell why does my __kokoro__ hurts now ;_;

Devs if u read this pls resolve


>>147210169
Damn right, what I would do to banter off my co-workers with the top bantz she's utilising.
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>>147209857
>having a liquor addiciton and crippling anxiety issues
>spending her free time shitposting on /dangeru/
>having a dead end job living paycheque to paycheque
>having friends
I think excepting that last one, I'm already living Jill's life
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>>147210505
>spending her free time shitposting on /dangeru

Does she actually post there? I mean she's on it but does she posts like, at all...?

Otherwise yeah spot on
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>>147210321
For whatever reason, I like the crush better as just a crush.

Gil needs his secret edgelord past fucked out of him if he's not going to unveil it any other way though.
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>>147209857
Yes. Absolutely. It's worth it to live in the future.
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>>147209857
>living in CyberIndiazuela
Fuck no
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>the empty feeling still hasn't left me, almost 2 weeks after I've beaten the game

I-I think I'm going to make my room a little comfier and cyberpunk. Maybe I'll take up programming as a hobby. S-something to relieve the emptiness I feel.
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>>147209868
America's tipping culture is so fucking retarded.
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>>147211349
Programming isn't going to make you feel less empty anon
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Can someone post a link with prologue?
Sorry to bother, and thanks
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>>147210505
>crippling anxiety and depression
>spend free time online or playing games
>no job, but living cheque to cheque
>no friends
>owns a cat
>shopping addiction
>buying useless crap instead of necessities

i guess i should start drinking + smoking heavily, dye my hair, and be a lesbian
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>>147211349
Just like make game with /agdg/, at least you'll learn something new and who knows, you might be able to make a new comfy cyberpunk game.
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>>147211762
Sounds like a winning plan.
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>>147210357
>>147210104

>Implying Dana would send one of her proteges to work for someone who wouldn't care for her as well as Dana did, even if Dana and NewBoss don't see eye to eye.

Hell, Dana would probably still give her money if she needed it because Dana is a god-tier friend.
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>>147211762
Being a lesbian is pretty great, anon. And don't be mean, the only reason Jill dyes her hair dark blue is because she's trying to cover up her grey hairs
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>>147211349

Maybe we should band together to make a spiritual successor and send all profits to Sukeban to let them escape Venesuela
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>>147212061
my friends hair is almost all grey. im older than her but look 10 years younger, and no greys. i think she hates me for it.
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>>147211659
check archive
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>>147209868
Keep in mind that ~$15 of that $60 a day Jill gets is from her employer.
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>>147209857
>having even the slightest chance of earning Dana's love
I'd risk it
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>>147212271
Just found it thank you anon
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>>147184976
>>147175696

More Anna. Seriously, she needs an entire thing on her own.

Maybe help her be seen by at least the bar's residents as a sort of acceptance of who she currently is/more people to talk to?
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guys
guys
where should I get this game
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>>147215006

itch.io

Devs get more of the money, plus you get a steam key as well.
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>>147161790
Dana doing Dana things?
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>>147213963
I'd think twice about this.

Anna is used to best effect is when she is an enigma, as a haunt.

Her brief appearance in the first chapter was effective; it set the stage for all those micro-encounters whenever Dorothy shows up.

However, her almost overwhelming burst of screen time in the third chapter spoiled the mood. Unless a DLC approaches Anna with subtlety, it will only disappoint.

Ideas for a better Anna Experience:
>Have Anna mess with things in the interface. Have her re-arrange ingredients in the mix station. Make it apparent that it's Anna that's doing this, but don't spell it out (like, have her flash up on the TV screen).
>Have Anna mess with the order of your jukebox. Like, while you're setting songs.
>Have Anna speak to you through the Jukebox. It doesn't need to be coherent, it just needs to be vaguely human sounding.
>Have Anna take over your vision every now and then. When patrons start talking to you, they seem to melt into Anna and back, without any real realization. Do this strategically, don't do this when the player is taking a lot of time to read responses. Do this when they're obviously just skimming.
>Have Anna add unique drinks to the menu that can only be seen the first time you pass over it. When it's gone, it's gone.


>>147215006
itch.io is apparently the best way to get as much moneybucks to the developer. You get a steam key.

The GOG extras a pretty thin; just a wallpaper that you'll get a better resolution out of from this thread.
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>>147215006
mega
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>>147215569
Post that wallpaper, please?
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>>147216395

The GOG wallpaper is just the top third of this image.
>>146925676

Or maybe it's Jill, and the top image is the GOG avatar.

???
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>>147215569
Wow hey that's pretty good, if I can add on, perhaps the current break mechanic can be expanded upon to include more Anna?

Currently it's just "Hey boss, I'm gonna take a break now!" and fades to black there's a chance to utilise it I'm sure
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>>147217096
The break is implemented as a save break. But, I agree. There would have been an opportunity there to have Jill introspect and to have Anna interrupt.
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Ded Sei
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>>147217283
>>147217096
>Anna pretends to delete your saves
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>>147219037
oh fuck pls don't
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>>147219037
Dev hear me and channel your inner Yoko. I know you can do it.
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fussshh
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>>147195501
cus Jill has nanomachine rejection syndrome in her brain and it's fucking her senses up with glitch-like delusions, hence why they can't be detected, neither of the hackers saw anything amiss etc considering they're made out of ghost fields of rogue nanomachines and yet she can only see them

she's dying, chuck
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Why is Anna Graem not an anagram?
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>>147222095
Fuck off with your [INSERT TRAGEDY] fan theories
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>>147222283
but tragedy sells
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>>147222095
We're all dying.
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Is there a larger version of this picture?
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>>147224041
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>>147195501
maybe she's just a spooky ghost pretending to be a nanomachine hallucination
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>>147224094
Thanks anon
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>>147224094
I just realised Gaby is behind Jill, holy fuck.
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>>147224094
>Jill drinking from a can of pure Bronson extract
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>>147225486
She's trying to imitate her granddad, but doesn't have the real thing so she's resorting to the extract.
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TRADING CARDS WHEN
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I wish 4chan was more like danger/u/ than danger/u/ is like 4chan
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>>147229180
yeah i wish girls were the majority here and there was way more yuri too
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>>147229180
There is only one board I know of where women outnumber men and that's /cgl/, which also just happens to be one of the most genuinely toxic boards.
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I'm actually supposed to max out the alcohol whenever it's optimal?
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>>147229916
If your goal is to get them drunk, go nuts.
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>>147229916
>>147230060
Am I just crazy or does adding alcohol do absolutely jack shit?
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>>147230171
It depends on when you do it. It's not all patrons that can get drunk and it isn't every scenario that they can.

I'll post this here gain for posterity: >>146903950
It doesn't contain all the locations that people can get drunk, though. Kim can get drunk without sprite changes too and so can Betty, Sei (just sleepy) and Donovan for example. I'm sure there are others too, but some of them are rather insignificant.

You basically need to hit certain thresholds of alcohol tolerance during the encounters they can get drunk, so you also need to make the drinks big and perhaps give them a drink that they didn't actually order.
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Done with this one, on to the requests. Should I attempt to color this one?

>>147215515
Dana putting random helmets she found on dogs?

>>147212167
Maybe I should pick up pixel art too, this game's art is really nice.
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>>147231131
Sure, it'd be some coloring practice as well.
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damn just finished, and this game was the best I ever played, got me way too attached

going to wait for vita version to finish all of the endings
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>>147232412
vita w h en
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anyone got a large version of the title menu gif?

or any wallpapers at all
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steam cards when?
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When are the flaming moai days? I need to give one to Stella and Alma, how do I do this without getting mistakes?
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break time 5 minute edition

I forgot what Gil's hair looked like so I just gave him a generic fuckboy thing
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>>147235238
His hair's a bit fluffier but that's pretty damn good for a guesstimate on the style and for the drawing in general.
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>>147235238
Good.
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>>147241163
>Nintendo
>CRT TV
>Old-ass magical girl anime
A nerd indeed.
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>>147150161
Arse_Rabbit
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I pirated the game but I want to buy it now, am I able to transfer my save over to the latest update?
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>>147242756
Just donate to the devs
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>>147243016
How though
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>>147222283
Atleast it's more cohesive than the actual story, FAGGOT.
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>>147243067

Buy it from itch.io and set the extra money to 10k.
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>>147245009
>10k
Are you sure that's enough? They're in Venezuela after all, maybe I should donate 100k just to be safe.
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>>147242756
Just buy it and keep playing your pirated version
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>>147209351
Venezueala is catholic thus western.

West doesn't mean rich or white, east/west division of euroamerican christian civilization still follows the lines drawn by the great schism of 1054.
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Was Dana even gay?
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>>147137680
Betterrrrr.
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>>147245884
she likes cute stuff, end of story
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>>147245884
I looked like it was hinted that they went out at the end or she would have went out with jill. Pretty sure she's at least bisexual.
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whats a drink that can help cheer dorothy up? she asked me for a suger rush but im pretty sure thats not the drink to cheer her up
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>>147247180
piano woman
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>>147245884
It's cyberpunk future, they probably have a cure for heterosexuality.
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>>147247286
now i have another prompt as to what dould dorothy order
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>>147247834
something sweet and girly, i'm pretty sure piano woman still works but things like blue fairy are good too.
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>>147247834
moonblast works too iirc
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>>147247962
actually not the piano woman
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so is there anything else to this game other than wordswordswordswords

I'm on day 4 and so far the only interesting character is that guy who hires the prostitute to be his daughter every day.

I think I would be enjoying this game a lot more if there were some other way of advancing the text other than clicking and a faster way to mix drinks
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>>147248304
there isn't, it's a mostly text based game there for the story. If you don't like it then it's not for you.
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>>147248304
>I think I would be enjoying this game a lot more if there were some other way of advancing the text other than clicking
spacebar, hold ctrl

>and a faster way to mix drinks
QWERT keys
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>>147248415

> I think I would be enjoying this game a lot more if there were some other way of advancing the text other than clicking and a faster way to mix drinks

what about this? clicking and dragging through so much shit makes me tired

if I could press a key on my keyboard to advance text and something like 1 2 3 4 5 to add ingredients to drinks etc it would go a lot smoother and I would fuck up less
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>>147248415
Do they at least explain the legal status of androids? They seem to have an awful lot of freedom. Is their manufacturer entitled to a nice cut of their income or what?
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>>147248639
they do explain

>>147248562
see>>147248507
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>>147248639
In Glitch City, Lilims are placed as a social experiment, although they are pretty much treated as normal citizens and without Asimov's Three Laws. In other places, Lilim and human social integration are much more supressed, and they're viewed as more machine/tool than just normal people.

That's what I remember, at least.
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its the 26th and i have 183 dollas to my name, will i be able to make 10k by the 30th to pay my rent, or should i go to a previous save where i havent blown it all on posters?
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just beat this for the first time in one session, got the ending where you sleep with alma.
Is there a Wiki or some shit that just has all the info? there is so much i want to know.

first of all what the fuck is anna even
what was going on with the weird lilim messeges
alice rabbit?
gill's actual backstory
who he fucked
who is virgilio
what's up with stella's eye
and just in general, all the full stories.

wat do.
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>>147250975
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=710047564
Who Gil is and fucked is still a mistery though
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>>147250975
>Anna
Survivor of the Nanomachine Rejection disease that got trucked to death. Her consciousness probably transcended or some shit.
>Weird lilim messages
Unexplained. Might be related to Anna but who knows.
>Alice_Rabbit
Alma's probably the first one that used the Alice_Rabbit handle, got sick of it once everyone and their mother jumped on the bandwagon.
>Gil
Part of a Riot Police in Hong Kong that proceeds to defect and does/did shady gang shit. At one point, he did something over the line, entered Dana's bar and cried the fuck out for a chance to start a new life. Further details unexplained
>Who he fucked
The girl from the bazaar, you never see her.
>Virgillo
The White Knight that wrecked his fucked-up superior and saved Stella and Sei. He then picked up his fedora persona to avoid attention and abandons it as soon as the White Knights get disbanded.
>Stella's eye
Gouged the fuck out by said superior.
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>>147252096
Alma claims that a nanomachine ghost could possibly exist, but immediately dismisses it as the amount of nanites that would be needed to take someone's consciousness and form said ghost is too much for any human's body to handle.
>>
Did they ever explain what "nanomachine rejection" does? All I can tell is that it apparently causes organ failure. Jamie talks about how he had a specific procedure done to him to remove the nanomachines from his body by causing a controlled version of it.
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>>147252096
I want to think it's the girl from the bazaar too, but part of me wonders if that's the case when Jill doesn't seem to entertain it as a possibility. Especially after she and Dana talk about why Gil was the one sent on the errand the day before he's cheery and distracted.

It could also be just a simple writing oversight, who knows.
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>>147253284
The truth is Gil has been fucking every girl in the game from the beginning. Jill is next.
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>>147252892
Her case is special though, as her body/mind was actually capable of adapting and overcoming the Nanomachine Rejection by herself.

>>147253134
I imagine it to be sort of like super allergy. In the game's world, or in Glitch City at least, nanomachines are almost literally everywhere. Some people have allergies to them, which is probably the equivalent to having allergy to Oxygen and would probably be deadly.

The disease can manifest in localized form, such as in Lenore's case which causes certain organs to fail.

>>147253284
I mean there ain't no other possible subjects. The only other girl not accounted for would be Kim and the literally who duo cosplayer but who the fuck cares about them?
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>>147253284
They don't entertain it as a possibility because they're teasing him anon. They say as much. They're just fucking with him because he's such a "MYSTERIOUS" fuckboy.
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>>147252892
>Spoiler Warning (can't be bothered to spoil the whole post.
It could be several things, Anna at various points said that others could see her if they wanted to, however since they don't even know about her existence no one can really confirm this.

Other valid theories:
1.Anna is actually a nano-ghost, however not all the nano-machines came from Anna, it's safe to assume that there are nano-machines all over the place (hence the nano-machine rejection sickness), and Anna's nano-machines assimilated a bunch of other ones.

2. Anna's nano-machines have entered Jill's brain and are making a ghost that way.

3. Jill has organ specific nano-machine rejection in her brain, and seeing Anna is a side-effect. I don't like this one because if it was organ specific nano-rejection she would have felt side-effect much sooner in her life, and also she wouldn't really know about Anna.

4. Anna was Alice Rabbit when alive, but when she died she uploaded a sophisticated AI software that mimicked herself. It went on to hack several things including several interfaces, and maybe even nano-machines so she could manipulate what people could see and so forth.
>>
Is it true that this just ends abruptly out of nowhere?
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>>147254476
Sort of, yeah. You go in expecting at least another day's worth of scenes and it fades out to white
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>>147254476
It ends about one/two chapters earlier than what you expected, at least for me.

The final "confrontation" ain't exactly the most satisfying end.
>>
>>147254476
>>147254530
Fair to mention that devs have mentioned DLC, however since they live in a dystopian country with shit flowing out of their toilets, it could take a while.
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>>147254476
Not if you're paying attention.

The game ends on the new years party.

I thought it was a little disappointing, but I didn't think it was too abrupt. And if you got all the endings you get a little extra anyway.
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>>147254778
>The game ends at the __New Year's Day party__

Fuuuuck this. I wish they expanded on this a little bit more, add in some sort of __"minigame"__ like they did with the __Christmas party__
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>>147255191
btw, does anyone have the full truth or dare?
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>>147254778
About that, can we get Gaby wasted with the final drink? Like can I just go full Kamotrine on her ass and will it matter?
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>>147255487
She has slightly different dialogue if you do end up giving her something with alcohol as opposed to something that doesn't have any. I'm not sure if you get anything different if you max out the alcohol, but I doubt it.
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>>147255487
She just gets a bit dizzy, there's no major changes from that an giving ger a non-alcoholic drink.
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>>147253134
I don't recall an explicit explanation. I imagine it would be similar to an autoimmune response though: in this case the nanites would be labeled as a threat by the immune system and a cytokine response that damages surrounding cells would be initiated, or perhaps the nanites act as a trigger to cause a more classic autoimmune illness such as lupus.

My headcannon is different though: the nanites in rare cases fail to properly identify host tissue and end up damaging it directly. Thus the onus is on the corporation that made them: they could spend more to improve nanites and resolve these fringe cases, but they evaluate human life from a purely statistical perspective and so don't give a shit.
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>>147241415
>nintendo
>it kind of looks like an NES
>but it has a slot on the top
>the controller looks more like an abortion of a genesis controller
???
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>>147256352
it's obviously a SNES you dumb motherfucker.
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>>147256352
>What is SNES?

But I'll admit that SNES doesn't techinically look like a SNES at all. The controller even has 6 bottons, when it should be 4.
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>>147241415
These things would be worth their weight in silver in the future.
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>>147257674
The PC-9X in the shop is like $1500, no?
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>>147253134
>>147256112
From what I gathered it's the opposite - nanites get an overexposure of histocompatibility factors and start attacking the host tissues. I think Jamie mentioned that.

Also, my dear tremendous weeb waifufaggots, where can I look up the endings list? I got through once and only got one scene after the UNSKIPPABLE REEEEEEE credits. I'd like to know them, but the game itself is way too much of a boring young adult soap opera raped by wapanese waifufaggotry to go through again.

Also
>all waifus here are rather shit-tier

Also
>The Memeing: 50 Years of Dankness

Also Virgilio is an insufferable faggot. Yes, SPECIFICALLY because of his act. There was no one at the bar save for Jill and Fuckboy on those occasions. He didn't have to keep up the act and cause headaches also he takes Frothy Water as well as Sugar Rush for a "fake".

Also >muh 3 laws of robotics a shit
(get-a-load-of-this-heretic-cam.jpg)

Also Glitch City is cancer and must be nuked.
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>>147258613
Also
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>>147258613
Also
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>>147258613
ending text: http://pastebin.com/raw/G4t4f1AZ

there was another link that had all the ending images but I can't remember what it was

>nanites get an overexposure of histocompatibility factors and start attacking the host tissues
neat
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>>147258613
OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW COULD I FORGET THE FUCKING CUTESY MISCHIEVOUS HENTAIBAKA OF KOJIMAING

I can't remember the last time I wanted to crawl into the monitor and slap a bitch so badly, mostly to remind her that the 4th wall is there for her own safety as well, and that the joke gets really stale really fast. Literally worse than Twitch-chan.
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>>147258479
>tropes
You're aware they are real things right? And given enough ingenuity they can function just like natural cells. It's not a trope when it's based in reality, nanomachines is a legitimate field of science.
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>>147259029
Thank you.

Also - also
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>>147259320
>>147258613
Feeling blue?

Here's a (you).
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>>147259029
Ohhh, that __Alma__ ending sounds so comfy :3
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Is there a link to the latest patch somewhere?
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>>147259431
>And given enough ingenuity they can function just like natural cells
No. If you make a nanomachine locked into a lipid bi-layer membrane with all the necessary transporting systems and receptor protein complexes, that possesses means of transforming chemical energy, has all the information for it's functioning stored in macromolecular form (with means of transcribing it using chemical energy) and procreates via a division... it's not really a nanomachine. It's just a poor man's cell, that uses locally unavailable materials for half of it's shit. What's the fucking point if you can grow some usual ones and they will be better in most ways if we limit ourselves by technologies half a century old, and better in literally every possible way is we can use the shit from the 90s at least?

The whole fad is like that 1960s "We can improve photosynthesis in plants and get super harvests" meme that crashed upon meeting the cruel reality. The one realistic venue for actual IRL nanomachines is them being specific enzyme complex analogues for people with severe intolerance for said natural enzyme. No super-healing, no tracking, no super-muscles or metabolism - just some real fancy insulin for some superspecialsnowflake sick girl.

>>147259525
I just got peer pressured by my weeb friends into this one, and desu actually got a few hopes up. Came for sweet atmosphere and style. Got tumblr waifus and dank memes instead.
>tfw I thought Jesus absolved our sins but seems still hates us all
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>>147260997
>*but seems that God still hates us all
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one day a brave anon will update the OP so we dont get 80 messages about 17, what is anna, and shmup complaints
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>>147261192
Niggers just need to learn how to use ctrl+f
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>>147261308
They won't and you know it.
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>>147261308
I shouldnt complain, we need all the bumps we can get so anons till the anons that are so redpilled that they think yuri is exclusive to tumblr shit can realize that they are being dumb
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Just got this, comfy as hell.

How do I make big drinks though?
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>>147262318
Double up
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>>147262318
Double the ingredients.
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>>147262452
>>147262486
Thanks, I just zoned out during the tutorial
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whats the guide for getting virgilo's drinks correct?
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Just finished this game, is there enough content to make me replay it? I liked it so much that I want to play it again regardless, but it'd be nice if there's more to see on a second playthrough.
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>>147262779
Cheevos and conversations you missed.
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>>147262779
Serve different clients different/wrong drinks and watch as their conversation change
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So, do we know what the other 2 bottled drinks besides the tea and the perfumed fedora do?
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>>147262779
some drunk conversations are pretty good
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>>147263343
Although it sucks that you can't get everyone drunk and that you can only get them drunk on certain days.
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>>147263151
>other 2 bottled drinks
Be nice to Alma => Rum
Don't be nice to Alma => Absinthe
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>>147262779
And to add: easily my 2016 GOTY so far, and I'm a weeb.
>>147263343
I got Dorothy and Alma drunk once.
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>>147263151
One of them is tea.

>>147261547
I don't care if the shit that is popular on tumblr is popular somewhere else. I can't stand it because it's shit, not because it can be found in some specific place.

And it's not the yuri itself - it's the general concept of memeful weeb hugbox drama for the sake of waifus.
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>>147263620
Rum didn't really do anything to Alma for me. She just commented briefly on it and went on with the normal conversation.
Haven't tried to give her Absinthe.
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>>147263620
Thanks for the answer, anon, but that's not what I meant.
The Fedora = is for Virgilio.
The Tea = is for Miki.
Rum and Absinthe = are for ????
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>>147264679
I remember Dana ordering rum like once and that's it.
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>>147264679
You get an achievement for the Rum, and Dana asks for it before work begins.
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>>147264679
>Absinthe

I have already finished the game twice, how the hell do you get absinthe
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>>147266468
Remember when Stella gifts you a bottle of Rum?
If you fuck up her cryptic Piano Man/Piano Women orders, she gives you Absinthe instead.
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>>147263520
True. It's a bit silly that you can give someone near 30 units of Karmotine and not have them be drunk at all because it's the wrong day.
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>>147260997
>tumblr waifus
What?
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>>147268952
Lesbians.
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>>147268952
Apparently lesbians with unnatural-colored hair are the domain of tumblr now.
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>>147269272
Tittie hacker is straight, Jill, Stream-chan and Dorothy are bisexual. Stella and Sei are friends, I got no vibe from them, but I could be wrong. Boss is the only one who could potentially be a lesbian, but that's not confirmed either.
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>>147269676
Betty
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>>147269768
Betty is so shit everybody forgets to even list her.
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>>147269768
Betty has a fetish for her lilim "brother"
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>>147269676
>Jill is bi-sexual
Keep telling yourself that, buddy.
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>>147270558
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Should I get cheap beer the evening?
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>>147269005
>>147269272
I already said that's it's not really about their sexuality and yuri is totally cute, but rather over the whole vibe of overly-quirky bunch of kinda-but-not-really-misfits being awfully busy with the interpersonal drama disturbing their colorful hugbox I swear to G-d almighty that 5 seasons of My Little Pony did not have a quarter of hugs and snot that this bunch produces.

Although on the issue of sexuality - there is an issue, not with the lesbianism, but with how much more prevalent the issue of sexual relations is in their everyday lives compared to that in... pretty much every congregation of sane adults I've ever know. Which again, contributes to the identity - waifuism, tumblr.
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>>147270958
Pretty sure the open sexuality discussion is a cyberpunk thing.

The waifuism, on the other hand, while just something that can be attributed to pretty much anything nowadays, but I'd attribute that just to the character design and the fact that this game is a VN.

And tumblr? The devs came from our own AGDG, no?
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>>147271606
Yeah but their devblog is on tumblr.
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
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>>147271746
>COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
Ah nu s'ebal obratno na sosach! Tam tred pomirayet.
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>>147269676
>Stella and Sei are friends
nice meme
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>>147270958
Imagine they talked about normie things like boring sports, wingnut politics, edgy revisionist history, overrated guns, hipster literature, existential philosophy, pop science, trigger's latest anime...

Who wpould want to read that?
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>>147272290
I don't speak Dunmer, sorry.
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>>147271606
>Pretty sure the open sexuality discussion is a cyberpunk thing.
It's not an open discussion - these fellows have an obsession that would make the cast of MonMusu roll their eyes, and they lack any self-awareness over that. It's way much more fundamental to their core personal identification than what can be considered sane for a human(oid). And even the friendships portrayed keep creeping me out with how they constantly veer into unhealthy codependency territory.

And as I said - "Tumblr-y" is not about a specific source, but more of a general attitude and feel of things. Overquirking, sexual fixation, codependency hugboxes, draw for emotional personal drama as the central axis of everyday life, "open mind" up the ass, cancering the Persian tapestry washboard culture in meatspace - all that routine. I just associate it with tumblr largely.

>and the fact that this game is a VN
When did the bar drop this low, /vhg/?

Also - I don't claim that the geimu is cancer and badwrongfun, it's just that the issues mentioned prevented me from relating to characters, and as the result I found it quite boring, and now I'm venting here.

>>147271746
(a_sensible_chuckle.gif)
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>>147270681

I just realized how long her neck looks here.
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>>147273051
Then enough with dunmerish menes, m8.
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>>147273662
FUUUUUUUUCK

DELET THIS
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>>147272967
People with lives?

Also
> boring sports
Wrestling - the boringest of sports.
> wingnut politics
Stella and fat faggot arguing over corps.
>edgy revisionist history
Setting has next to no history to revise.
>overrated guns
Muh nanocamo
>hipster literature
That bullshit book by a hipster brain in the jar.
>existential philosophy
Dorothy's solipsism trip.
>pop science
Jill's constant pleb-tier nerddom.
>trigger's latest anime
World of VA-11 HALL-A is the world of victorious japanimes culture. Jill literally spends about a two pages of text frothing in mouth over how profound and challenging her favorite childhood anime is I can name a few cartoons from the dreadful backwards age of since 80s till now that tackled the same issues she mentioned.

Wait a sec did you just cheat me with a nanocamo'd sarcasm?

>>147272290
Ne nado etoi waifuty v moem vege. Ostaymsya v etom ITT trende. Aлco - пo-мoeмy этa жe фpaзoчкa в инглишe зaмeмcилacь чepeз Зe Инкpeдибeлз, из cцeнки co шкoльным yчитeлeм. Tyт кaк пpaвилo Киceля нe знaют.
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>>147273662
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>>147273854
Иди нaхyй, пeтyх.
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>>147273854
>Wrestling - the boringest of sports.

Now you're just trolling.
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>>147128994
What's it like to cuddle with a well endowed girl?
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>>147273854
Should I actually play it or shoud I just read the files?
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>>147274537
soft and arousing
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>>147273854
>Ne nado etoi waifuty v moem vege. Ostaymsya v etom ITT trende.
What a greedy attitude. There is a thread already in /v. What are you afraid of?
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I want to bench Sei
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>>147274241
>Wrestling
>Sport
Mandrama fag detected.
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>>147275013
>not wanting sei to benchpress your dick in her mouth
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>>147274241
Are you trying to culturally enrich me again?

>>147274551
>just read the files
What's the damn point? Without the visual element of cute busty girls doing cute busty things it loses the only appeal it actually has. Give it a shot, you'll breeze through it in a day, just don't expect anything above your average japanime VN.

>>147274651
>>147274052
Ebat' nabeg.
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>>147275150
Sei is for awkward missionary with the lights off ONLY. Anything else may traumatize her innocent mind.
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>>147275512
The purer the personality the grosser the fetishes*. Her fantasies probably involve gangrape, scat, asphyxia and canibalism.

*while usually not true IRL, it makes nice contrast in fiction.
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>learn who virgilio really is
Holy shit, I hated the guy but they've managed to turn it around in like 2 days.
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>>147275961
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Where the hell are the saves located? I've gone through every sensible location and they're nowhere to be found. I want to transfer the game to another computer.
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Stella for best waifu.
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>>147276558
\AppData\Local\VA_11_Hall_A
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>>147277052
>\AppData\Local\VA_11_Hall_A

Is there a reason why can't they just put that shit in the same folder as the game?
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>>147273662
Titty hacker's neck is much longer
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>>147275961
>The purer the personality the grosser the fetishes*. Her fantasies probably involve, scat,

I'll plug my nose shut, then and allahu akbar
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>>147277301
It's done not to waste time on users management system in game, just divide save locations for each windows profile.
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So, have the devs been able to purchase food lately?
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Tried my hand at restoring the phone pic, started from one of the existing edits posted here
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>>147279891
I like this one.
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>>147279891
The best one so far
Something about it still seems off though.
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>>147280316
Tweaked the nose position
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>>147279891
didn't Jill draw those blush marks on as well?
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>>147280883
Seems like it, blushless version if anybody wants it
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>>147279891>>147280632>>147280632
Personally, I think that Jill's half-covered face was part of the reason why this picture looked so cute in the first place.
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>>147274537
Really squishy. Sometimes they get in the way though, I like cuddling with flat girls instead
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>>147248304
>every day.

you didnt even read the shit you like
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>>147281518
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>>147128994
game keeps crashing on windows 10
What do i do?
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>>147284942
Stop using Windows 10 onii-chan, you fucking faggot.
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>>147270558
I thought Jill was a lesbo. Just cause she slept with a guy once, apparently, doesn't make her bi
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>>147286014
>slept with a guy once

Pay attention, nigga. She had a couple of boyfriends before she met Lenore.
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>>147286389
I've only played like two days.
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>>147286509
Then it's not good to dwell here until first walkthrough.
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>>147286734
I'm lurking for fan art. I don't want to play more until I can actually buy the game.
>>
LENORRREEEEEE
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Thread seems dead, but how is this game? Is it actually fun and immersive, or are you faggots just playing it for the character designs?
It feels like the type of game you'd really like or really hate but I'd feel bad pirating since it's /agdg/ devs.

How subtle are the references?
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>>147286874

still hoping someone could edit this>>147143665
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>>147287635
As subtle as a bag of falling hammers.
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>>147287635
references are generally kept to danger/u/, the in-game anonymous text board. There are a handful in the actual game, but not many.
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So, what should I play if I like the Cyberpunk setting?
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>>147288865
Memespouting in-person tends to come out of the usual suspects like shameless weebs (Dana) or camwhores.
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>>147289208
Dues Ex, Shadowrun.
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>>147289208
The first Deus Ex, Shadowrun Dragon Fall.

If you don't mind ancient shit:
http://www.homeoftheunderdogs.net/theme.php?id=6
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>>147288050
>Not "as subtle as a brick to the face"

You goofed
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>>147284942
If Win10 is your problem, then run the game in a virtual machine.

You can become a ready cyberpunk if you install gentoo and play the game on that.

Alternatively, go to modern.ie and download a Windows 7 VM. They're free.
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So what happened to the moon?
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>>147291664
________________[generic steampunk excuse]________________
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Why.
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>>147291664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7KWykbYNqs
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>>147292634
the first couple of edits made people want to do more of them
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>>147292634
The Adam Jensen one is pretty funny
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>>147130805
How did you set your phone up like that anon?
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halp I can't make the sugar rush... I've tried fifty times what the hell am I doing wrong. I add the two adelhyde and the one powdered delta and hit mix and it's always garbage.

wtfux
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>>147296234
You're probably mixing it for too long.

For normal "mix" drinks you can just click the button twice and be done. You only gotta wait for it to speed up when the drink is supposed to be blended.
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>>147296549
Wow that was it and holy fuck could that be less intuitive?
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>>147296234
>Fucking up a fucking sugar rush
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>>147296583
Yeah, I made the same mistake at first, too.

Didn't take me 50 tries to figure it out, though.
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Time for me to join the rest of the thread in wanting more.
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>>>/v/343584120
I'll get some mileage out of this one
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>>147128994
Where can I download the prologue?
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>>147128994
Okay so who the fuck is anna or what the fuck is she
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Hey /vg/ I got a few questions.
I tired this game out for a few hours and I got bored quite fast, I believe I just got past the first part with streaming chan, and I kinda gave up from there. Does the story pick up pace after that?

Also how does the story hold up if a plot point or two was spoiled? I feel like I may have been spoiled on a plot point but I'm not sure.

Lastly, does the humor solely carry this game? It's been mostly a miss for me, but I found a few parts funny.
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>>147300502
>Okay so who the fuck is anna
Some girl with nanomachine rejection who was one of the few to survive it. She later died when she got hit by a truck. Oh, and her mother is also the guardian of Dorothy.

>what the fuck is she
Nanomachine ghost or some shit.
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>>147301846
The cute girls, godly OST and comfy atmosphere should carry it.

If those don't do it for you, this might not be your kind of game.
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>>147302039
Well based off the demo which seemed like Jill was battling so psychotic behavior, I thought this game would have some suspenseful and dark plot points, but at first glance it seems like it doesn't.
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>>147130805
I still don't know how they did that. It's driving me nuts. I don't want to do something exactly like that, but I like how the music player and the other applications are animated and I want to know if there's something I can do on android 4.4.2
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>>147302191
The game was marketed around comfiness, though.
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>>147302191
It gets pretty heavy in week 2
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I'm on a date with Dana, what should I do?
Make Jill drink all of the beer and see if she does some stupid shit?
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>>147304069
Drink for meatrods
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>>147302584
I don't quite understand how making drinks and reading walls of text can be comfy, but maybe I'm not far enough. After checking back I notice I'm only on day 3.
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I wish I had a Slut shirt

and the bravery to wear it :(
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>>147305939
thanks boss
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>>147300502
> what the fuck is she
A living, breathing meme
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So what is this, like a yuri dating sim or something?
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>>147302191
>Well based off the demo which seemed like Jill was battling so psychotic behavior
Well, yeah. The whole main plot is >muh guilt over a bad breakup
> I thought this game would have some suspenseful and dark plot points
Kekeke. It's a cutesy-wutesy waifu game. The darkest it ever gets is two of the girls having PTSD baggage and blog-level meatspace NEET self-reflection.
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>>147305939
is that the whole picture? I wasn't able to find anything in the usual places
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>>147306682
It's a cyberpunk bartending game.
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>>147305939
Do you think people just draw cropped porn to fuck with people?
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>>147306682
Papers, Please with memes and waifus that you don't get to fuck though.
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>>147306682
You actually don't date anyone. Imagine Cheers, but with cute girls in a dystopian Cyberpunk world.

Sadly.
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>>147306919
>>147306941
Aw, not even any cute tasteful flirting? That sucks
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>>147307018
There's flirting, but you don't go on dates and nor do you fug anyone.
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>>147306787
The game is in the vicinity of dark themes. The bank stuff was really fucked up and Glitch City in general is a mess (characters are obviously worried about getting mugged, for instance)

But the MC really tries to keep her head down and avoid that shit as much as possible, so you aren't directly involved in the matters. It's there, but she's spending her time doing more normal things in the middle of dystopia.
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>>147307018
Well there's plenty of flirting, to some degree.

Plenty of subtext between some other characters. If you got goggles you're set to go.
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>>147306257
I've been thinking about buying a custom one
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>>147307320
There's some store that sells them, but apparently the devs see none of the money.
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>>147307541
I've been holding out for something that the devs benefit from
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>>147224041
could that art style possible be more danganronpa? I do not think so
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can you do anything with the little animated jill and her cat when you are home? Is there any point beyond reading reddit and shopping?
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>>147308227
You can play a shmup if you buy it at the store.

You can also buy a "shoulder massager" you can use by clicking on her.
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>>147308227
>on 4chan
>thinks danger/u/ is reddit

they call each other anon, anon.
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>>147307541
>apparently the devs see none of the money.
what's up with that? Sounds ridiculous. I was thinking of getting a shot glass too.
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>>147308129
Eyes need to be wider and more souless to be DangitRonpaul.

>>147308227
Play a shitty Shmup on the PC-9X, or click on her for implied "personal time" with her """shoulder""" """""massager""""".
>Reddit
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>>147308227
Also
>reddit
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>>147224094
>red eyes
>black hair
>smokes, drinks
>sarcastic

i defy you to prove jill is not best girl
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>>147308129
It looks like Megatokyo.
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WTF I was just playing the stupid cartridge game and I couldn't figur eout how to shoot so I hit a bunch of keys including 1 2 3 4 on the number row. One of those reset the damn game. Now I have to replay the last day from the break.
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>>147306809
No dice. Have checked:
r34
gelbooru/danbooru
tumblr
pixiv
google
/ic/
draw threads

I did find other stuff, but I did not find that stuff.

Filename strongly suggests that it's a screenshot. The image probably hasn't been released yet.

Suffer with me, friend. We all suffer together.
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>>147308356
>all this YIIK shilling forced into the game
Damn do these publishers have no fucking dignity? Even if I wanted to get this numale garbage to begin with I most definitely won't be getting it now after seeing how desperate they are to push it.
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>>147306809
>>147310642
Check the Discord linked in the OP

Chapter 2 made me feel bad for Sei. I wanna hug her
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>>147310945
>Damn do these publishers have no fucking dignity?
Considering how they only have like two devs signed on, probably not.
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>>147292634
I mean like, the Vincent one from Catherine is pretty dank tbqh
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>>147130805
I must know what magical widgets these are.
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>>147311389
The Kaji one is pretty good too since they actually put forth the effort to blend him into the art style.
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>>147311215
She never does listen to Fore, does she?
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>>147310642
>Jill footjob porn in the /h/ drawthread
>It's all badly drawn
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>>147311629
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>>147311653
To /h/!
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>>147311653
>__Straight__ porn of Jill
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>>147311653
wow yeah that is bad but I guess it's better than nothing
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>>147311825
I just checked /u/'s drawthread for anything and there's nothing there.
Here's hoping the Japanese translation brings in some stuff from Pixiv.
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Degenerates of /dangeru/, I am a drawfag, and I am bored. What vile filth would you have me doodle?
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>>147314625
Jill drinking with Dana at her apartment
nolewd
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>>147314625
Aunt Stella and Sei celebrating Mega Christmas.
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>>147314625
Jill getting super frustrated with Virgilio's dumbass drink orders.
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>>147314625
The __New Year's Eve Party__ at the end of the game
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>>147314625
Tiny Jill drunkenly sleeping in a partially empty cocktail glass.
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Before the thread slips away, here's a shell for your next thread:
---

Welcome to /dangeru/!

I need some alone time edition.

Previous thread: >>147128994

>What's VA-11 HALL-A?

A cyberpunk visual novel game where you are a bartender, slinging drinks to waifus.
You are the waifu.

OST: https://garoad.bandcamp.com/album/va-11-hall-a-second-round

Official site: http://waifubartending.com/
Official Devblog: http://blog.waifubartending.com/
Official Discord: https://discord.gg/AjMvbyS
Demo: https://kiririn51.itch.io/valhalla-bar
Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/447530/
Support Streaming-Chan: http://www.shining-fingered.moe

Did you know that:
>There are hotkeys? Wow! Use QWERTY for the different ingredients in order! Now, why couldn't they have used the numpad..
>You can mix a drink with 17 ingredients? Yeah! Just pick a drink with optional Karmotrine and fill that sucker up!
>Dorothy really, really likes her Piano Woman? Really! You should give her one.
>Certain people can only get drunk only on certain days? Oh baby! Just load up on that Karmotrine, even if they aren't asking for it.
>That there's a guide? You must be kidding! It's right here: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=710042296
>The SHMUP is impossible? Holy moly! You just need to git gud, okay! Bottom right corner.
>Anna is explained later in the game? No way! And yes, it isn't that exciting.
>l..lewds have arrived

---
Good night /dangeru/
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>>147314625
good night drawfag

Draw Jill giving Dorothy a piggyback ride. Dorothy must look as if she think she's flying. If it must be lewd, just re-position Dorothy,
>>
>>147314625
Dana and Jamie arm wrestling.
>>
>>147314710
>>147314827
>>147314872
>>147314884
>>147314893
>>147314973
>>147315002
Pfft, alrighty then. I'll get to doodlin'. No promises that I'll get to all of them, though.

People complainin' about a lack of porn and then nobody requests it when they have the chance. Hah!
>>
>>147314625
>>147314872
Jill looking smug as fuck after serving Virgilio the plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.
>>
>>147315031

There's things more important than porn, like getting Jill and Dana to marry.
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>>147314625
Dorothy getting off to Alma hacking her mind break style.
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>>147315217
>Dorothy doing a double peace sign ahegoe with a bunch of plugs in the back of her head
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>>147315298
Alma has to be into it too, maybe comic style and while dorothy is getting off have her head in Alma's lap getting head pets while they both finger themselves
>>
>>147314973
>I need some me time edition.
>>
>>147315082
Yeah! Save the lewds for their wedding night!
>>
Art Von Delay what the fuck? Of all the references to make here... Is there some secret conspiracy with the Valkyries to import/export latex products?
>>
>>147317265
explain
>>
>>147317307
>not knowing Art Vandelay
ishygddt
>>
>>147317265
Import more latex to Glitch City please

Make everyone wear shiny, skin-tight latex bodysuits please
>>
>>147317265
I mean he is a walking Seinfeld reference.
>>
For those of you saying the references weren't in the main game but only in danger/u/, how much bullshit to you spit in the rest of your daily life? niku niku dance? palms sweaty, knees weak, mom's spaghetti? art vandelay? This is like imgur and 9gag barfed into a blender.
>>
>>147317886
>>>>>>>/v/
>>
>>147317886
It really does lay on da maymayz a tad too thick in parts when it comes to Danger/u/ and news articles, but they're really far and in between in actual dialogue.
>>
>>147317886
>implying Art Vandelay is on par with Nintendo of America's meme abuse
>a reference to a 20 year old show is as bad as that stupid doge meme "So ancient. Such ruins" in triforce heroes
>>
>>147318287
>that stupid doge meme "So ancient. Such ruins" in triforce heroes
what
>>
>>147318287
To be fair triforce heroes is complete garbage that's the sorriest excuse for a zelda game ever put out. It makes the CDi games look playable
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>>147318287
Could be worse.
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>>147318346
THIS is what actual awful memes in games looks like

Having references to ancient stuff like mom's spaghetti and seinfeld jokes don't even come close.
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>>147281518
>>147280632
>>147279891
>>147137296
>>147137092
>>147136750
>>147134489
>>147132734
>>147132323
>>147131374
>>147131056
>>147130872
>>147130805
>>147130502
Her jaw is totally visible in game on the break screen. No need to make up bullshit.
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>>147314710
Bam. Backgrounds are my nemesis.

I'm too lazy to colour these, so http://imgur.com/a/PWWD8 B&W lines in case someone else wants to.

>>147315082
If you say so.
>>
>>147319453
This is fucking adorable. Good work
>>
>>147319453
Clever hand hiding.
Good art though. Wish I could draw so I could fill this art gap instead of being one of the many people clamoring to the handful of drawfags.
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>>147319453
These two are so fucking cute together holy shit.
Gr8 job anon.
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>>147319453
Perfect anon
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this game reminds me of Papers, Please for some reason

what are the odds that ill enjoy this game if I have only played entry level visual novels like Steins;Gates and Danganronpa?

also why is there a general of this game instead of threads on /v/?
>>
>>147319453
das super cute mayne
>>
>>147320010
>also why is there a general of this game instead of threads on /v/?
Because /v/ hates the game and you can't have a single thread without it devolving into MOST SHILLED GAME OF 2016; as with every other game here on /vg/.
>>
>>147320010
/v/ is afraid of gay people and mature themes
>>
>>147320010
You'll probably like it. Unless you hate the characters and shit.
>>
>>147320010
it attacks vee's special hugbox
>>
>>147320107
I only know Jill and some woman that looks like a cat. they seem nice.

>>147320094
>>147320096
>>147320159
I see. guess ill come back here if I decide to pick this up
>>
>>147320448
There's a demo and god knows how many torrents at this point if you want to give it a go.
>>
Would Dana be a Domme or would she be a surprising reversal and turn out to be submissive in the bedroom despite her strong take-charge exterior
>>
>>147320010
>this game reminds me of Papers, Please for some reason
People talk to you over a counter and you have to perform a variety of simple but multiple and hard to remember darr&drop tasks for them.
>what are the odds that ill enjoy this game if I have only played entry level visual novels like Steins;Gates and Danganronpa?
You'll just miss some japanimes references, so it's not a huge obstacle.
>also why is there a general of this game instead of threads on /v/?
reeeeeeeeeee

>>147320094
Well, it is a bit too shilled for a meme game.

>>147320096
>>147320159
reeeeeeee
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>>147320596
Though I'm fond of the latter type in some cases, I think she'd be just as natural a leader-type in bed as she is in everything else without it being a particularly conscious decision.
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>>147315075
>>147314872
Man, he just wanted a fuckin' drink. Virgilio for most bro.
>>
I just want a cute muscle girl to cuddle with and maybe lick the sweat off her abs
>>
>Same thread for almost two full days

We /ded/ now?
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>>147321518
No. Fucking moron.
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>>147321546
[Navy Seal Copypasta]
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>>147294840
Zooper most likely.
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Sleep tight, danger/u/
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>>147314827
Mega Santa and her Giga Elf find some mistletoe.

I think I got time for one more doodle tonight.
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>>147322926
I'd throw something out there but I can't think of any cute ideas worthy of the effort :(
>>
>>147322926
Jill blushing as Alma teases her during their bartender/customer role reversal
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>>147322926
Thanks!
>>
>>147169729
This thing is highly impractical, as both balisong and trench knife, but now I want one. Really. Want.
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>>147314973
Loli fuckbot rides local bartender.

>>147323558
>>147323610
...Whoops, I meant one more from the pile of existing requests. Sorry, dudes.

I do still wanna draw tiny jill loafing in a cocktail 'cause that shit's always adorable, but I'm all draw'd out for tonight.
>>
NEW THREAD!!!

>>147325407
>>147325407
>>147325407
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