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/r/ing the gif on the console version of Winston beating a Bastion by circling around him. Sorry double post, new thread an all.

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https://youtu.be/LMTUXQ9E3LQ

are you all like this

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>>146828123

>>146828123
>People using comms
Fake

xth for lazy yuros not making a new thread

First for Hanzo is best hero

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>>146828032
I was playing Overwatch

I wanna do more of these
Maybe Junkrat/D.va or Junkrat/Zenyatta

>>146828143
Carbon fiber genji

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g-good game

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>D.Va is meme
> defense matrix is shite

i want to suck tracer's farts out straight of her tight bootyhole and so on.

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Post upset people

>>146828143
what is Muslim Genji
what is Slipstream Tracer
>>146828283
reinhardt can literally do all of that more reliably

>>146828143
any mcree skin but original, blue or on the range

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Reaper name

>d.va's damage is so pathetic that just having an enemy lucio in the area nullifies all your damage past spitting distance

damn this hero is worthless

just play winston if you want to be a backline threat

>>146828123
>I donated my dick to a girl and she refused it
wew lad

>literally talking about sporks
I feel sorry for this guy

>>146828160
how have i not seen this that's choice
>>146828184
>>146828361
this is the /owg/ discord

>>146828283
>Self-Destruct Kills: 3
>he played with shitters and he thinks he's good

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>>146828123
No, I don't play with people from here anyways.
>>146828314
What did you do to make him that asspained?

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>>146828239
Pic dropped

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>>146828342
>filename
My nigga.

>>146828414
I've only played with like 2-3 people from here and that's from adding people.

It's sad such autists exist.

>>146828418
Played bastion

>hollywood attack
>6 reinhardts
>we all charge out of spawn
>enemy panics and has no idea what to do, we take the point immediately
>win 2 minutes later by sitting 6 rein shields on the payload

New meta? posted in old thread

>check my stats
>56% win rate at 300 games
>oh hey that's not bad
>literally lose the last 11 games in a row just now

If reinhardt got bit by a snake on his inner thigh and you were the only one around would you succ the venom out?

>>146828415
>he doesnt know to ult
lvl 170 m8

>>146828503
everyone i've added from here that is pleasant are mercy mains that never speak and sometimes send funny dms

>>146828535
I guess they don't call him the salt powered robot for nothing

>>146828553
People usually can't handle the full 6-man meme team if it's anything remotely scary.

Hell you can fuck everyone up with 6 Dvas.

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>be disgusting flthy neet
>feels weird playing as turboslut widow

>>146828579
i'm level 573 and I see mercys 1-shot d.va soooo...

>can't play anything other than pharah, roadhog, junkrat, widow, and 76
i'm bad

>>146828668
I'm gross and manly, feels weird finding Mercy fun

>play any support except lucio
>fun, exciting play except i lose because i'm trash
>play lucio
>boring play where you just stand around with auras on and lmb random people, but your team always wins

why

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>>146828314

>>146828617
One of the guys I've met from here is a mercy main but he wasn't that good at it.

and I mean insta-lock, only play mercy for 20+ hours

>My potg was so shit it didn't even get put in my highlights.

Wew lad.

It was with Zen though so I feel a bit proud.

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solo queue is a nightmare

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>>146828675

>>146828752
>>play any support except lucio
>>fun, exciting play except i lose because i'm trash
Zenyatta and Symmetra can be ok if you're good at them, but literally all mercy does is hold a beam on people and press q occasioanlly

every Hanzo player is a little hacking aimbotter

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why is this allowed

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>Using other forum discussing overwatch
>Everyone circlejerking about how I am so wrong about not picking Symmetra on KoTH

G-g-guys is Symmetra on KoTH new meta?

No shes fine, it's the PROs that are wrong!

>>146828763
mercy/lucio/reind/zarya players are the only pleasant people i've met but not all of them are pleasant

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It's fun instalocking Hanzo and hearing my teammates sperg out at me.

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post overwatch plays

>>146828779
JUST-

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Since I named myself Radiowaves should I autistically pick Lucio every game? No picks healer anyway

>>146828884

It's sort of fun flying around back and forth between your teammates topping them off

Too bad Lucio trumps that by simply existing

>>146828903
one day... you'll only get duplicates

:O

>>146828913
Symmetra on koth is fine in a lot of maps.

Circle-jerking over "The Pros" is prime shitter speak

>>146828913

I like her on Nepal, limited success on Ilios.

You can wreck if the other team doesn't have a Lucio but you do. Very team dependent too, if your shitters can't at least clear the point once then you're fucked.

>>146828943
Hey guys look at me press Q!

>>146828913
No, she kind of sucks. If she's good in that environment it's because she has a coordinated team to back her and protect the teleporter/watch flanks. Lucio+any other support is way better for koth, and quick play/ranked pubs are different than competitive scrims/matches.

>>146829038
>>146829062
I hope both of you get lifetime bans from competitive.

When is that update coming that changes Reapers teleport effect?

>>146828143
carbon fiber dva
any widow legendary

3 threads at the same time

>>146829038
It's more like she can work on maps because you aren't fighting a coordinated team.

>>146829215
Use this one, it was linked first.

What's up with Rein's charge in Volksaya B? I tried to charge up the main entrance to it from the defense spawn and I stopped for some reason. Can you not go up the stairs there? Had that sort of thing happen several times for no reason.

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time to stop playing tank

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>>146829153

I have reached peak performance levels.

>remove every character except:
Tracer
76
Toblerone
Hanzo
Reinhardt
Lucio
Bastion
Pharah
Junkrat
Reaper

>make it 8v8

>remove cooldowns and add ammo for weapons and abilities

There, I just fixed your shitty broken game Blizzard

>>146829114
That's Mr. Q to you

>>146829215
This one was made first so it doesn't really matter.
One of the others was even a few minutes later, retards don't ever check.

>>146829287
>dva
>mcree
>mei
Time to stop playing

>>146829283
Things that stop reinhardt's charge
>mccree stun
>roadhog hook
>mei freeze
>most inclines
>the fucking tables in hollywood
>death

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>be cheating when this happens

>>146829153
Not before you do for being "toxic" :^)

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Can someone help me figure this out? The other team had the one Zarya you see, who bubbled, and it wore off before the nuke went off. Then after it goes off Zarya and someone else are just standing there, as alive as ever

Please play more Winston guys I love wrecking his weak ass on Roadhog
>Hanamura D we go all Symetra
>Enemy team slowly responds with more and more of them going gorilla mode
>At the last second they break though and cap
>They all charge Point B but get raped by our team of Roadhogs. Then they ask quit
Premades are fun make some friends

>>146829319
All of your ideas are bad

>playing mei in nepal
>she speaks a 2 minute narrative in chinese
what was that?

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>>146829363
I would like to think I play an alright D.Va,

I have no excuse for the other 2 though.

>>146829412
I'd rather be a toxic dickhead than a loser shitter like you shit faggots.

enjoy never getting ranked rewards shitters

>>146829319
get a load of this idiot.

Why doesn't this game show other players pings?

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>>146829469
At least I won't be banned though :^)

>>146829403
Junkrat's trap

>>146829443
someone's gotta bully the bully

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>>146829465
ur shit

>>146829442
She bubbled someone else who comes in from the right after the explosion. She stood there and bubbled herself for charge.

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>>146829527

>>146829319
>remove cooldowns
>reaper can now be permanently invincible and contest the point

>>146829578
Yeah, but the bubbles don't last that long. There should be no way she survived

>>146829527
Because it's not faggot/

>>146829527
Not your personal army.

>>146829442
the first bubble was an ally shield on hanzo, which expires before the explosion and it did kill him.
zarya still have her own self bubble which she presumably used to negate the explosion and the torb just happen to come afterwards.

>>146829638
They last quite a while unless someone shoots them.

>>146828779
Ilios is the worst map desu

>>146829561
yeah but if blizzard banned people for being shit you'd be fucked.

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>>146829465
You realize ranking there is based on TOTAL POINTS and that there is a better gauge of skill called POINTS PER MINUTE right?

Someone post giant D.va

>>146829530
Same reason there's no scoreboard.
Because blizzard doesn't want you bullying people.

>>146829638
She didn't use her personal bubble untill right before the explosion. The Hanzo that you see get the bubble lost his, it's why he ran behind that pillar to the right you see him coming from. She stood there and bubbled right before it exploded, it's easy to time if you know what you're doing.

>>146829738
That's such a cute girl~

>>146828913
pick Winston and she becomes useless

>>146829527
But I don't even play Fire Emblem

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>>146829527
>fire emblem players

>>146828993
A lot of people pick healer actually
If you can be good at lucio go for it

>>146829738
61% winrate isn't bad

>>146829469
Look at this (you)
He plays games and doesn't even have fun

so when is competitive mode being released?

Man Lucio design is so broken and boring. I hate playing him but it's so easy to be useful with that fucker

>>146828143
Carbon fiber and young Genji

>>146829815
My bad >>146829694 this guy is right about you killing the Hanzo she bubbled first. Zarya has a personal bubble and one she can use on a teammate, they are on separate cool downs.

>>146829728
it will never happen though

I've been playing video games all my life

Knowing this, and I'm still bad at overwatch this long after release (being matched up with level 50s or higher usually ends up in a loss and me getting rekt every time), should I just kill myself for being bad at my only hobby?

>Internet hiccups for a few seconds
>"You were removed from the match due to inactivity"
I get this is a fast paced game but this seems to remove you way too quick most of the time

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>>146829527

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>>146829932
I play games and win

winning is fun.

What's more important on masteroverwatch. Score or score/min?

>>146829651
I'm an army of one.

>>146829973
Maybe today since they said 28th but beyond that we dont know

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>>146829403
>>146829283
I tested it, and it turns out Reinhardt can't charge through three different three-step inclines. This the only important one, one's into a small health pack alcove and another's into spawn.

>>146829980
>Boring
If Lucio's boring, then who do you find fun?

>>146829701
They last for 2 seconds, stop spreading lies.

>>146830065
Neither

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I think D.Va might be fine as she is after all.

>get permabanned
>try literally everything to get account back
>fail
>now i play on xbone

>>146830065
I'd say score/min, means you're doing something to benefit your team the whole game

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>>146829980
Skating on walls is fun

>>146830065
neither really matter but score per minute actually has some value behind it

>>146830065
from those 2, definitely score/min.
but it's full of caveats: only relevant for those with >10 hours of play, and healers greatly pads score.

>>146830065
Score/min judges your performance
Score judges how long you've played the character

>>146828314
>>146828762
TFW nobody in NZ ever seems to get that salty. Step up you aussie cunts.

>>146830065
Neither matter. A high total score means you've been playing longer than most people. Score per minute means you're fairly new to the character and did well.

Anyone wanna play??
PC/NA ign is remark#1726

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>>146830136
>tfw you'll never get stonehardt

>>146830149
I literally find every other character more fun than him, just staying around the team and passively healing is not that fun in a shooter

>>146830221
save your coins

>>146830087
I'm not a young man anymore.

What's a "good" average for objective time?

will blizzard ban me if i call widowmaker players faggots once a game?

>9h playtime
>8k damage most
>26 eliminations most
>16 level

A-am I doing good?

>>146830313
no

>>146830293
with these solo queue players, anything above 0

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I'm terrible at offence. I mostly play support and tank. What offense hero should I git gud with?

>>146830065
Do people know you exist? If yes, you're probably good. If no, you're shit.

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>>146830424

Is the lore worth getting into? Where should I start?

It's common knowledge that D.Va's ult is the worst in the game, but Pharah's is a close second. How can she be fixed?

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>>146830261
I think most people get the wrong idea for Lucio.
My better games when playing as or with a Lucio are when you take up the task of distracting the enemy team, then running back to your team and healing up.
Like dancing over a payload, or ]pushing snipers off their points etc etc.
It creates a lot of space

>>146830493
no

>>146830424
reaper/soldier

>>146830358
Meh

>>146830547
Pharahs is way better than shit like whole hog or primal rage.

>>146830424
Tracer/Genji

Why does every girl I meet in this game play nothing but Mercy? Never Lucio, even; it's always Mercy.

I want to play an offensive hero, (60 hours of playing tank, D.Va/Reinhardt) is Tracer even worth learning? I have yet to run into any that seriously give my teams problems. I feel like Soldier is the easier solution to most teams...

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>>146829738
Is it though? I went from <100 to ~6000 with rendhart in 2 games when I had around 30 games with him.

>>146829571
Thats pretty good. If you can keep that win rate and K/D up while putting more games on her I would be even more impressed.

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I haven't won a single game all day today.
Even in the chance that I'm absolutely the worst player on earth, theres no way I'm single-handedly bringing down my entire team.

I had a winning streak yesterday of 8 games.
Is this my punishment?
Is this what the whole MMR thing does?

I had no fun today at all. Usually it doesn't bother me win or lose but every time I join has just been getting completely stomped.

>>146830670
Not at all, she has to remain still which paints her as a big easy target.

ranked when????

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I'm really confused at why people think you push/stop the payload by never being near it.

I've had games where I had gold medals in all but healing as fucking hanzo on pushing a fucking payload.
That shouldn't happen, what the hell.

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>>146830683
One of them plays S76

>>146830772
Yes. It's happening to me too now. What's even more hilarious is that I just got told I was a bad player when I had 4 gold

>>146830670
>tiny cone of effect
>completely immobile
>completely immobile at <=200 HP

She might be able to outdamage Whole Hog and Primal Rage, but literally any character from Widow to Lucio can target that succulent dome with ease

>>146830424
Reaper for flank and antitank. Pharah for most anything else. Tracer if you have adderall. Genji if you're good at picking on dumb and confused.

>>146830782
july nigger

Why do people never join the voice channel? I'll spend 3 minutes relaying important information only to realize it's just me and another person in there.

>>146830424
Tracer
just dicking around in the enemy's backline is chill as fuck

>>146828779
>misjudged 20 tick fall speed
>tfw i've done that before with the same result

>>146830782
Tomorrow. Screencap this shit

>>146830809
Is overwatch the new league? I would think that all the girls wouldn't want to expose their terrible hand-eye coordination. I have seen a bunch of big titty streamer gurlz playing but with < 300 viewers.

>>146830670
>rocket barrage worse than whole hog
b8

why is mei so antifun

>>146830683
I played with a girl yesterday that switched to mei after i offered to play lucio because it was koth. Apparently she figured that was an invite to go mei and block me with ice walls all game. It was somehow less irritating. Maybe cause she was just being playful. But it seems like people who play one cancer character plays them all.

>>146830886
Grouping automatically puts them in a different channel.

>>146830886
I'm in a voice channel with the player(s) i'm grouping with. I tried to use voice chat for the first day or two of the game and no one else was using it so I just stopped.

>>146830683
because girls arent competent enough to do anything but play the easiest character in the game
even then if theyre playing with someone theyll only heal them

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>>146830772
Same boat, actually.
I've gotten Gold, with my last game of koth I sucked dick, the last 7 games in both damage, elims, and time on point. Yet my team cannot follow up and I cannot 1v6 .

>>146831041
But Lucio is an easier healer to use than Mercy

>>146830734
>I went from <100 to ~6000 with rendhart in 2 games when I had around 30 games with him.
change of hours, you probably went from 2:50 to 3:00 hours of play (or 3:50 to 4:00) with those 2 games. reason is blizzard recorded the hours played rounded down, so those extra 50 minutes of play inflated your score. this becomes a lot less of an issue with longer hours of play as the extra minutes gets less pronounced.

>>146830547
I main Pharah and like her ult at is. When you can get six of them launched in a drawn out game, it doesn't really matter. Usually a solider/sniper will get you, or anything that can aim really. But minor amounts of waiting or personally killing the classes that fuck you makes for some easy double+kills. Then every now and then you get the quad+kill potential, like releasing on those who could fuck you.

Why is mercy allowed to have a two second cooldown? I can understand having to jump from person to person to heal them, but to have it as an ALWAYS AVAILABLE escape is fucked

>>146831151
>tfw sneaking up on widow in the backlines and just solo ulting her
my dick gets diamonds

a mercy just did more healing than me, a lucio. i can't deal with this. goodbye everyone.

>tfw sub 50% winrate but I still find the game fun
>tfw finally getting better after fifty hours

I turned my mouse sensitivity down and it helped, thanks guys

>>146830547
I'll go one further and say that Barrage is bar none the worst ult in the game. Loosing it off is near guaranteed suicide against any conscious opponent. Proof: the fact that hers is the only ult that causes EVERYONE to aim at her instead of run away because of how easy she is to murder.

>>146830886
When I first bought the game when I was mercy and all I said was "Hey mccree move to the ledge so I can fly to you" while i was getting shot but then I died. I didn't say anything afterwards cause I understood it was an in the moment thing but then he just said with the most redneck accent "shut up faggot learn to dodge better". After that I just don't bother to join the voice chat anymore.

>>146831118
but lucio is also not a girl
he also requires pressing more than one button sometimes

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When do we get a skin that makes roadhog into a seductress

>>146831224
Maybe if you spent less time trying to push people off ledges and wallriding you'd have more time to heal your party you fat fuck

Daily reminder.

Please don't pick D'va. She is shit.

I HATE king of the hill.
That is all.

>>146828941
I think Hanzo mains have gotten enough shit and I defend them now when my team freaks out that we have Hanzo on attack.

Theres nothing wrong with Hanzo on attack, you just need to be good at Hanzo. If youre not good with Hanzo then I dont give a shit because its quick play and you need to practice so you dont fail as attack Hanzo in ranked.

>>146831339
that's the GOAT anime tho

>5 weeks later~???
>everyone still blows so much ass its impossible to play without a premade


nice game

>>146831217
You're doing it wrong
but I did get a Soldier and Widow as the start of an ult recently before being able to turn it around on the rest of the enemy. Feels good.

>>146831305
i cant deal with this bullying

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>>146831293
>MFW I think about the noises of pleasure a female Roadhog makes while using the whole hog

>>146831402
shut up dude

>>146831339
I have never won a KoTH game

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>>146831339
you have shit taste and I would not be friends with you.

>>146831382
thanks, anon!

>>146831329
This and fucking Zenyatta. I just resign myself to losing when someone picks Zenyatta on my team

>no scheduled maintance for tomorrow
>no patch
>no ranked

Im actually so mad

Im just gonna stop playing, Im so fucking tired of quick play. The fact theyre gonna go back on their "ranked by end of June" promise is fucking insane. It should've been included on launch, now we're gonna be sitting here a month and a half later

>>146828913
I like her on the Nepal map with the stairs leading up to the fountain. Maybe the map with that octagon building to stop Lucio from wallriding to contest the map indefinitely if your team can't aim/roadhog can't hook

i wish dva had an ultimate ability

>>146831382
I never got the idea of hating Hanzos on any gametype as long as they do well.

>>146831339
I've just started playing Mei so my winrate with other characters isn't skewed by the mode. I literally don't play her at all otherwise. Plus it's nice shutting down all the jittery fuckers who want to hop all over the damn point and reset overtime.

entire enemy team was torb and sym and potg was a dead torb getting 4 kills

>>146831382
>think maybe this guy's actually good at Hanzo for once
>nope, that Hanzo's on the other team

Yeah nah Hanzos deserve to be bitched out just out of sheer probability

>>146831464
>>146831339
I'm an idiot. I thought you meant the cartoon...brain fart

yeah king of the hill sucks. Especially because it has the worst maps. I hate nepal and lijiang tower

>>146831495
But Overwatch doesnt follow the typical Blizzard patching on Tuesday thing.

We had our first patch on Wednesday.

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I would love to play a few games in a row without going up against a 5 or 6 stack. This shit is fucking infuriating.

haha torb on koth good one xd never left a game faster in life

Is 16 level really okay for 9hours gameplay

>>146831579
Two D.Vas is an easy counter to that shit. I've sat in 5 simultaneous Molten Cores at the first bend of Route 66 while soldier/pharah did all the heavy lifting for the rest of the map. Final turret nest was done in by a single D.Va ult.

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>>146830020
>>146830168

>>146831596
I just dont see why I should give a shit in Quick Play. Its essentially endless skirmish with objectives.

People should just be playing/practicing whatever they want. I dont understand why people want to get angry over something that means literally nothing.

>>146831695
I don't even bother finish loading the game if I find out I'm Attack on Hanamura

its like asking for a free loss.

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I wish dva was real so I could have something to live for and then kill myself when she denies me for being a worthless neet

Do turrets fight each other?

>>146831695
>>146831827
Help me understand this mentality.

Its going to be fun when you end up attacking Hanamura in ranked and have no fucking clue how to break it.

>>146831773

where did this crack pairing even come from

Is ranked coming out on live this month? There's like 2 days left

>>146831932
yes

>be rank 184 roadhog on overbuff, doesn't mean shit but rankings.jpg
>lose 9 games in a row, I was thrown into the shitter pit for some reason where I was getting gold elims as lucio
>now not even top 1000
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Just got confirmed ranked is coming next week

>>146831947

do you actually think those people are even going to finish their placement matches?

>>146832047
Ranked is today (Tuesday)

>>146832104
Nope, it's on Thursday.

>>146832148
updates are always on tuesday

>let younger sibling play
>people say they're reporting him for team trolling
So uh, what's the likelihood I actually get banned for his incompetence?

>join a game
>DEFEAT
Who thought this was acceptable?

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>>146831148
That would make sense why most of the top people have less < 4 hours (with some exceptions of course).

I wonder what the leader board would look like if it excluded the people with less then 10 hours.

Roadhog's hello lines are too cute

>>146832254
Zero, but you might end up getting put into a team with 4 useless idiots and one above averarge person against a six stack. That's to shit on the above average person's winrate.

What is the % of ranked being as busted as Heroes of the Storm

>>146832207
see
>>146831625

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>>146828779
>Kept watching Hanzo die thinking the focus of this webm was something he did
>Takes me about 10 reps to notice Pharah suiciding

>>146831947
>playing ranked while the maps are broken and the matchmaking is about as polished as volcano excrement

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>>146831276
He often requires not pressing any buttons at all. Face it, the Tune Coon is easy as Hell (that's why he's my go-to support).

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>lag in practice range

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>>146832581
>practice range

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>>146832581
I get this REALLY badly too

280-300 ping is the usual, makes it difficult to practice a lot of movement things

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Do you accept her as your mommy?

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>>146832581
>have to keep leaving and rejoining to get put in the version local to your country

>>146832638
can you still do this?

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>>146832581
yeah I go to like 200 something going when in the practice range, but when I play the actual game it's always below 20.

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>>146832669
There's only one mommy for anyone

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>Defending WP:Gibraltr
>Someone picks Mercy
>Someone picks Bastion
>Mercy spends the entire game damage boosting Bastion.
>Literally never leaves his side.
>Entire team asks her to stop boosting him and heal us.
>She doesn't stop.
>Mfw we lose in 3 minutes.

>>146832669
F A T
A
T

I feel like trash for not understanding what characters to use when the opposing team has a zarya that just doesn't seem to die. Cause it seems like every time I have to square off against one, none of the rest of my team understands how to do this either because she's just allowed to keep going.

>>146831947
you mean the resigned mentality where you accept that despite all the famous blizzard polishing, you still have maps that are inherently broken?

>>146832581
overwatch is an always online game, even practice range is hosted on blizzard's servers

it's retarded but that's the way they made it

>>146832497
Blizzard has no issues with the maps though, so theyre unlikely to receive any changes.

And what exactly is the problem with matchmaking? Any massive issues you see on the PTR are due to a low pool of players.

>>146832407
Its somewhat fucked up right now with the coinflip sudden death. The system doesnt work with how the maps are designed and its unlikely that reducing the timer is going to fix anything when the attackers can keep overtime going almost indefinitely and have the advantage with hero picks. They said theyre keeping an eye on it but any real changes are months away so this summer season is going to be pretty mediocre.

Ranked is far from perfect right now, but its better than being stuck with Quick Play until September.

>>146830683
Stop playing with shitty Muh gamer girl's, I play with 2 girls that constantly end carrying my ass

>>146831329
But my Cyka Industries fuck with their bastion pick

>>146832669
she's like a good older sister, not a mom

>7 games in a row have hanzo on my team
cant wait for ranked so this will stop happening

>>146832942
Please fuck off.

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>tfw thrown into a backfill game where you run in only to literally see the point B of Hanamura is about to be capped
>get 1 elim
>gold
Ate up a loss to my stats too, despite the backfilling. Not mad, but this shit gets old when it happens often.

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Is 1:32 a new record for Volskaya Attack?

>>146832697
I recorded that literally today

>>146832815
You just have to wait until her shields are down, then focus fire. Her greatest strengths only swork if she's able to disengage in between fights for barriers/shields

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST LOST CONNECTION TO THE SERVER

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>>146832790
>Attacking Hanamura
>Two people pick D.va
>Someone picks Hanzo
>Someone picks Symmetra
>Someone picks Zenyatta
>Beg them to change heroes.
>"Stop hating on hero picks noob"
>mfw they beat us so bad we don't leave the spawn area for 3/4ths of the game.

>>146832828
I agree that the capture point maps have issues, but its a nightmare to balance when low level players cant win on attack and high level players cant win on defense.

At low levels it feels like your running into a brick wall while attacking and at high levels you will inevitably win

>Join Lijiang Tower
>Team has Hanzo and Symmetra

It is not actually humanly possible for me to have left that game any quicker.

>>146833104
Stop being a bitch and just leave the game. Don't punish yourself because the team is retarded.

>>146833017
For Zarya, I find Tracer is best because you can just reload or stop shooting when Zarya pops her bubble and you can stay on her long enough to kill her without her shield regening.

There's probably something better, but thats how I deal with it.

>>146832942
#fe is not a fire emblem game

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Is there any reason they're going to surprise release ranked today? What happened to all that communication? Why are we finding out things through leaks now?

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enjoy reaper while it last guyz

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>>146833254
>4 elims
>67% kill participation
WHAT

>>146833254
>Roadhog as Reaper

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Official Overwatch tier list

>S tier (lol)
Mercy

>A tier (bullshit)
Zarya
Soldier 76
Phara

>B Tier
Genji
Roadhog
Lucio
Hanzo

>C Tier
Reaper
Tracer
Widowmaker
Reinhardt

>D Tier (unplayable)
Winston
Torbjorn
Mei
Symmetra

>E Tier (lol)
McCree
Bastion
Zenyatta
D.va

>>146833363
is it because those other people left?

>>146832815
From someone who has the majority of their time on Zarya the best counter is to be a better Zarya.

Zarya does have some actual counters, but her counters melt away when one idiot on your team spams a choke and gives her 50 energy. All you have to do is manage to not give her a fuckton of energy and kill her once or twice near the start of the game, a decent Zarya will always switch because nothing is more useless than a low energy Zarya that isnt hitting good bubbles.

The alternative is to have your entire team focus the shit out of her when she peeks to gain energy, its fairly easy to burst 600 health as a team against someone that is trying to get hit.

>>146833484
Bad

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>>146833484
>Lucio
>B tier

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>0-12
>start leaving hopeless games
>now 0-12 with leaver penalty

thanks blizz

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>>146833484
>Winston in unplayable
>Reinhardt in C tier, with Roadhog being a tier above Reinhardt
>Soldier 76 and Zarya in bullshit

>>146833484
Nobody is bad in this game, the tier list should end at C.

>>146832815
I like pharah for dealing with Zarya

>>146833484
>E Tier
>Bastion

does this mean i can play him now?

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF RANK DOESNT COME TODAY LIKE THEY SAID IT WOULD I WILL BE SO UPSET

>get djinnyatta
>play as him a lot
>suck at it

>tfw I'll never touch ranked because it'll boot me off the season if I dc even though it's not my fault

Is it possible to mute a someone from spamming a voiceline like you can mute chat?

why is symmetra so autistic

her """"""""""""""""dancing"""""""""""""""" potg animation is so cringey to watch

also her choice in nail polish is quite disgusting

>redditers
>10 year olds
>>lolbabbies
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4q6m35/i_wanted_to_be_mad_but/
This game is fucked

>>146833142
>those widowmaker players who snap to your head even if you're playing tracer and blinking around
this is fucking ridiculous
why is this ok

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I'm going to force my stats up your throats because I'm really insecure about it.

Again, am I doing good? ;_________________;

>>146833926
I quit the game until ranked comes out.
At least then I'll know if someone's a shitter they won't be matched with me, and I won't be able to get mad since others will be around my skill level.

>>146833947
No because that would defeat the point of the voice lines

I bind the laughing voiceline on Winston to right click and mash it the entire game.

>>146834062
>playing the cockney cunt, obnoxious gremlin, and the manlet

i feel bad for you

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>>146834062
Keep playing the waifu. Try to get the cute spray while you still can.

>>146834162
I already did :^) And the heart pose too

>>146834162
90% of achievements can be completed by playing with a Zarya that you can communicate with

>>146834142
>tfw blizzard restricted voiceline spam because they hate fun

I just want them to know about my winky face

>over 150 hours played as genji

pure autism

>>146833850
All of the heroes are pretty easy for me to pick up.
The only one I can't get good at is 76, since I can only make due if I can abuse a high damage rate and low rate of fire.

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And I shall keep going

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>>146834062
No, you're pretty shit. Those averages are pathetic, especially considering how little you've played. Check for comparison (and I'm not that good and have had way more games for my stats to average over)

>>146834247
>and they still can't counter the fucking bastion
Next level autism

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Sleep tight reaper

>>146834162
which one is the cute spray anyways?
is it the bunny logo?

>>146834482
It's called Cute. You get it for killing 4 enemies w/D.Va's ult.

>don't play as mei, never get fucked up by mei
>play as mei, fuck the enemy team up
Why

>>146834105
You still have to get through the initial placements, and enough games for matchmaking to be accurate.

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>>146834062
Nice to see greenhorns hate objective time

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>Tracer can teleport out of flashbang

Bitch

>>146834681
You done?

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>>146833484
>people believe this

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>>146827856
What happened to that 3gig porn archive?

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W
H
Y

>>146834681
no she can't. all you need to do is flashbang her then headshot her to kill her instantly.

do you mean she can zip past it? That happens sometimes so she is behind you when she is stunned and it's very tough to turn and kill her in time.

>>146834726
Yes, that is all

>>146834681
She can also teleport out of hook.

>>146828553
>No justice raining

What the shit is wrong with people

>>146834893
I have never once seen a Tracer pull that off, not even sure it's possible

I did it!! I finally got PotG with Zenyatta!!! What a day!!

>win almost every game yesterday easily
>haven't even come close to winning a game today, stomps every fucking time
paying penance to the forced 50 god

>>146828643
>>146828553
>enemy team once tried out 5 Mercys and 1 Tracer
>the 5 Mercys kept circlejerking each other as they slowly move to the point
>every time we kill one of them, one of them just resses them back
>repeat until they get the first point where they switch to a more conventional team comp

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I've officially found the greatest Genji main

Lucio + Zen is obnoxious as hell to fight against holy shit

>>146831827
>He can't win attack on hanamura
look at this pleb
shit is fucking easy
get a pharah to counter their bast/torb
get lucio and mercy for engage and re-engage
get reinhardt
fill up remaining three with winston/hog/pharah/soldier/d.va even, doesnt really matter
gg you've now won hanamura on attack

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>>146833484
>Having more than 3 tiers

I printed it off just so I could throw it in the trash.

I'm so sick of being dropped in games of progress

>get put on defense
>lose
>game goes back to menu then queues me into another defense game
PLEASE LET ME ATTACK

more like gaynji lmao

>>146834979
It happens all the time.
You'll hook her the very instant she teleports, the hook will make the sound as if it grabbed someone but since she tp'd it doesn't fully register.

>>146835218
more like hanzero rofl

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>>146835218

>>146831382
t. Genji

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Which hero has the nicest penis

>>146831382
>See Hanzo on enemy offense
>Pick Winston and spam "No monkey business" constantly while focusing him only
>He stops playing Hanzo

Problem solved, if he's ever my ally in the future I've improved the odds he won't be Hanzo on offense.

>>146835234
>a bloo bloo bloo my one shot mechanic doesn't work every time

fucking faggot, play a real hero

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H-how am I so far?

>>146835363
But Hanzo shits on Winston if Scatter is off CD