/owg/ Overwatch General

>i like reinhardt, soldier 76 and mercy lore/models
>lose badly when i play them
>don't like roadhog, junkrat and lucio lore/models
>team wins when i play them

why

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What's your favorite ultimate ability?

new maps when
new characters when
significant changes from beta when

Does shooting in the wating rooms count vs accuracy?

>>146726152
toblerone

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Post rage

winky face

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Best ship

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>It's a forced 50 episode
>all of your team mates are literally retarded
>one guy bitching about how he has 3 golds
>on a team that is literally shit

The medal system is cancer. The "gold medal" should be a fucking participation medal at best.

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>>146726152
Playing this game was so hard, now I can just let my turret kill people or beat the shit out of people's kneecaps with my hammer
SEVENTY
FIVE
DAMAGE
PER
SWING

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I have seen double reaper in every single game I have played tonight and I am salty as fuck because of it.

Can Reinhardt kill someone using his dick? He's a big guy.

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>learn tracer's right click is her shift
>become unstoppable killing machine in my third go as her with this new knowledge
>50 elims, 2 deaths
I do sure love balanced characters :^)

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>>146726224
>grab ur popcorn

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>>146726221
>Roadhog

>>146726259
>Five years apart
I guess when she was 14 and she was nine but the height distance is still way too much
Also the amount of headcanon yuri googles needed for this is disgusting

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>Defending Hanamura
>You see this
what do?

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>>146726152
Mine used to be riptire, but most people blow that up before it even gets close to them. I'd have to say breaking it down as Lucio is pretty satisfying, especially when you amp up speed boost and rush an objective or block out an enemy ult.

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>>146726457

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>>146726259

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>>146726259
Close but no, and only because these two actually have interactions

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>all this Mercy/Pharah posting

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>>146726367
>tfw fan shurikens at head level and watch tracer run into them

>>146726098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yGTKrYYfB4

you gotta BELIEVE!

>>146726457
Winston.
Trash mouse.
Indian curry bloodbath.

>>146726221
>symmetra
top kek

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I alt-tabbed and when I came back my screen had all this extra information it. I had to play an entire KOTH match with it or else I would have gotten penalized for leaving.

How do I get rid of it?

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>>146726221
>Reinhardt
>Roadhog

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>>146726221
>announcer
but athena is a computer program

>>146726684
>winston
you were doing so well until you said that

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>>146726221
>Torbjorn

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>>146726347
You know, I wanted to ship Reinhardt with Torbjorn. Bulky old men. But they can't fuck, Torbjorn would die horrifically.

So Genji/Reinhardt and Mei/Reinhardt it is.

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Post Genji

This game is fucking fun. Like, every game today has been reasonable and close. I wonder if the MMR is getting better.

Also, I can't Roadhog worth a fuck and yet when I face him, I get hooked out of the sky and murdered. What the hell.

I usually play Mercy, Lucio, Pharah, so that might be why, but hell, even when I am a tank it can really wreck me.

>>146726367

Wow I had no idea that M2 did that, thanks for the info.

Now I have to go to settings and fuck with other bindings now.

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>playing widowmaker
>mercy buffing me
>missing every shot
>start feeling bad the mercy could be helping someone more impactful instead

do mercys know how often you kill when they are healing/buffing you ?

>>146726808
and?

>>146726901
Have fun tomorrow when matchmaking gives you a hot dicking and you get shit stomped 12 games in a row.

>>146726845
Tjorbjorn can suck a cock real good though, I imagine. They could be one of those old gay couples who doesn't do sodomy, but loving handies and blowies.

Why is torb turret getting nerfed on console only? Playing only on PC I really don't understand what about consoles would suddenly make him super more powerful.

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>>146726152
Gaze into the Iris.

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>>146726221
>Zarya

>>146726808
I don't see a problem here

>>146726808
like she doesn't totally have a cortana-esqe sexy techincally-naked girl hologram somewhere

>>146726792
Too wordy.
Rename it "healing as Zenyatta.png" and put the critical logo and an orange overlay on Carl!McCree.

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/944879/798f1ab192/

>>146726996
Mercies judge you hardcore. For everything. When I am Mercy, I have two enemies, my team and the other team.

>>146727039
The turret can aim faster than a console player using a controller can. Torb has a 70% win rate because of this

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>I'm level 150
>we lose
>some fag on my team starts bitching that I sucked and didn't carry him hard enough
>have 4 gold medals
Why do people like this exist?

>>146727039
Console players can't aim fast enough to properly deal with torbs turrets so the current meta is 3+ torbs on every defense team which is basically unstoppable for them.

>>146727127
Jokes on you, I know what that comic really is. Saved it yesterday

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>>146727039
Aiming with a controller in overwatch is hot garbage
Auto aiming turret pretty much shits on everybody

>>146727127
>Vore

I hate soloqueue so much. Every game is a retarded struggle, and the PoTG is some guy on their team doing nothing after I get a hilariously good 4 piece

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>>146726152
High Noon

>>146726367
>Matchmaking placed me against shitters who are too stupid to realize that winston, mei, junkrat, roadhog, mccree, and torbjorn counter tracer.

>>146727110
>>146726792
>Tell allies that they need to stay in sight of me if they want their healing
>remind them several times
>tell them to come to the door so I can heal them if I'm coming to them
>get yelled at for not healing people and blamed for why it took so long for our pushes

Well if you'd just Goddamn listen! It's not like Mercy was going to do any better with these idiots.

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>>146726221
Top tier post tbqh anon

>>146726813
Yeah. in a 1v1 scenario winston wins (assuming she doesn't have full charge) but you can't fight 2 of symmetras at once.

>people thought this game would kill league of legends
lmfao

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>start overwatch
>lose 5 consecutive games
>stop playing overwatch
It's been like this for the past few days. My win rate has gone from 54% to 48%. When is my turn to have fun, Blizzard?

>>146727184
>I have 4 gold medals
that means literally nothing unless your gold medals were Healing, objective time, damage done, and whatever else

>>146727237
I feel you dawg. I was playing Koth today and got a legit quad kill using my ult as 76. I killed 3 people on the enemy team who were all using their ults at the time (reaper pharah and a mei) and didn't get potg. Didn't even get a card despite getting 4 gold metals. Our team lost of course. Feels fucking bad.

>>146727158
>>146726996
This. If I don't hear some tickticktick going off alerting me you're actually hitting someone, I abandon you and go elsewhere. Your Mercy was a shitter if she stayed by you, especially a sniper.

>>146727346
No one thought that. This isn't a moba nor is it free

>>146726901

Roadhog is pretty easy to get used to. It's pretty much all in the hook and learning how to stay alive despite being a slow piece of shit.

Proper hook usage is just a matter of experience. Pretty much anything you catch aside from another tank should be dead in one shot, and you'll shit on most tanks anyway.

Honestly, when played intelligently most of the time the only thing Roadhog has to fear is Reaper.

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>>146727346
I'm glad the games forty dollars because it keeps at least a moderate amount of mouth breathing shitters away

>>146727352
When you make friends and play with them, or stop caring about your winrate and just focus on having fun in the games

I'm so sick of people bitching about their winrate in this general when maybe 1 or 2 of you tops, ever, will be a pro player

And if you're bitching about your winrate because you don't have a preset team to run with, it ain't gonna be you

>>146727353
damage done, eliminations, objective kills, and objective time.
He was ourRein who never held his shield up once and died boosting at the payload.

>>146726996
considering Mercy gets an assist if the person she's healing gets a kill, yeah bro she knows.

Also nice to know you don't play support.

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>>146726224
>"gg ez"
>"sorry about your ____"
>that guy gets shitter shoah'd as fuck
>goes on a crusade trying to kill me
>he dies every time
>"lmao owned"
>"????????"
>"wow u r bad"
>he explodes
>"HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU KID"
>"YOU'RE A FUCKING TRASH REAPER
>"ITS A SHAME YOU'RE GETTING CARRIED"
>"KILL YOURSELF"
>report him for harassment

White symmetra skin when? I want to be the very best, but not if it means being a curry nig.

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>>146726640
I'm just surprised that Mercyx76 shippers haven't showed up yet.

>>146727429
I landed about half of the hooks I threw and even when I did, people didn't die. It was sad. I don't know what the fuck was wrong with me.

The only decent hooks I had was a Mercy and in the middle of it, the enemy Roadhog hooked me. I just can't seem to hit shit with the hook, which is weird because I know it is hitscan.

1,310.

See that number? That's how many people are playing Battleborn PC right now. That's around 500 more people than usual.

Progress isn't instant, it's a gradual climb. All we gotta do is keep a little faith and keep on. It's gonna take a bit but. It'll get better.

Your days are numbered overwatchtards

>>146727485

>Jared Leto's Joker
>not The Crow

baka desu fampai

>get into a 6 man party with RL friends all of which are pretty mediocre or downright shitty
>get put against team after team of MLG pro premade pub stompers

T-thanks. Really promoting team play here blizzard.

>>146727598
Dad76 is a lot more entertaining.

>>146726221
>Reinhardt
I nearly spit choked on my water

>>146727623
winky face

>>146727623
I hope your game does well. I am a bit sad that it had to come out around the same time and get shit on left and right by people expecting it to be the same thing as OW.

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>>146727127

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Which one of you retards is this

>>146727673
none of that shit is at all funny or interesting.

there hasn't been a single good bit of fanmade content for overwatch, it's amazing how bad a creative community it's attracted.

>>146727765
epic bro

>>146727765
I can't believe you just personally confirmed you have autism and elitism in the same breath

>>146727765
you sound fun and like you go outside a lot

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>>146727765
>My opinion is fact

>>146727809
>typical hanzo ult.webm

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Why is she so perfect?

>>146727621

Practice one shots on bots.

Bots in general aren't great practice, BUT since it's just a matter of making their health disappear, it's fair game.

Find the spots that work and stick to aiming for that area, adjusting for head position.

>it's a reindhardt boosting away episode

>>146727809
Honestly, I've think I've been killed more by not being able to see through Hanzo's ult than actually getting hit by it.

>>146727898
>>146727809
I swear that ult is used more for fucking my vision than killing me.

>>146727896
>>146727893
>>146727876
>>146727832
I'll admit the porn is good.
But the rest of this shit you shipping faggots have made is just terrible, like everything else you people are on about.

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>current year (+61)
>India has finally become world super power
>still cannot into loo

>>146727038
I could see that. They'd be a cute couple either way.

>>146727039
Retards can't into sensitivity/team up

>>146728018
How do i unsubscribe from your blog?

>>146728018
t. Stillborn shitter

>>146727184
Your gold medals mean shit unless the numbers are comparable to the enemy team's gold medals.

Your 2 elims gold medals mean nothing.

>>146726152
1st MOLTEN COREEE
2nd RYU WA KAWA ETC ETC

Why do I get so disoriented and out-of-bodyish after playing this game? It's also all I can see when I try to fall asleep at night, and I don't even play more than a few matches a day.

>>146727765
I agree

>>146728008
>>146728000
>Ilios
>Hanzo ults the point
>can't see shit
>get killed by the hanzo
>know he can't see me
>watch kill cam
>he's literally just firing blindly into the dragons

Why did this make me more angry than anything else in this game?

anyone 65+ want to group for bonus?

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>>146727975
Had a reinhardt on my team who was the only one contesting the payload on numbani defense. The payload was literally 0.5 meters away from the second to final checkpoint and he thought it would be a good idea to charge into the enemy 76 while the rest of his team got the payload to the checkpoint

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Who is the cutest gender swapped hero, and why is it Junkmouse?

What do you boys use to record your shit?

>>146726486
>amp up speed boost
>ult and run in to the objective
>rest of team sits behind you holding their ults, letting the shield run out

>>146728203
I'm 67 and recently retired, living off of social security

hmu

>>146727173
he still has a 60% win rate on pc the second highest out of all heroes

>>146728081
You don't you retarded shipper faggot

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Posting the best ship, big strong america man-handling little jap in his silly dress.

>>146728236
Accept him for who he is, anon

He's your waifu in his true form, not some bad waifubait anime form

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>>146726765

hit Shift+Ctrl+N

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>>146727585
>wanting to ruin that beautiful skin with shitty white skin

>>146728175
Literally every hanzo kill is him blindly firing at corners while sidestepping in and out of cover. I don't know how anyone can find that piece of shit character fun.

>>146728101
ok thats not how it went all I'm saying is I was definitely the best one on my team that game and this kid was blaming me for not carrying hard enough because of my rank. He expected a free win out of me.

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>>146728236
That's not Lucia.
Also that's just Blond haired Jinx

>>146728236
I want to see a female zarya

>>146728101
Eh considering you'll never -ever- know the enemy team medals (short of their cards revealing them.) a better metric is that your gold medals don't mean shit unless you won.

Literally why play McMeme now?

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>level 1
>everyone in my first match level 30+

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>>146728236

>>146728301
>fuckin up your filenames this badly

Good thing this is an anon site because you just publicly declared yourself tumblr

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>>146728235
>>146727975
Reinhardt is an old man, you can't expect him to remember everything, c'mon.

>>146728374

Headshots.

Area denial

Stun.

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>spend all night slogging through tryhard Zaryas and D.Va mains making my life hell when I just want the Reaper achievement
>finally hit 91
>open some loot boxes
>get pic-related
At least it's not the B.Va skin. For some reason D.Va looks like some awkwardly dolled up Chinese girl in that one. This one's not that much better on the D.Va half but the blue beetle motif makes up for it.

>>146728393
>expecting anyone to still be under level 10 after their first hour

>>146728393
>Level 53
>My team is literally level 10s
>Their team is comprised of two stars

>>146728374
Cowboys.

>nerf widow's unscoped m1
>nerf widow's hp to 150
>buff mccree's long range m1
>buff zenny's movespeed

>>146728426
>that top row
>presses hand against my chest, tilts head away in disbelief

doki fucking doki m8's, shit, gdamn

Fem junkrat a shit though

>>146728480
Literally no one can get consistent headshots. Might as well play 76.

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>>146728528
>nerf widow again

>>146728486
I got her Junker skin. I like it a lot, but I feel it'll clash with the rest of her aesthetic too much.

Also, I've never played a single game with D.Va, so jumping in with a legend skin creates too much pressure.

>>146727585
>not just getting her legendary goddess skin

My next purchase

>>146727598
>not scribbling "GG" and ";)" on their foreheads
a lie

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>>146728038

>>146728609
you're right they should probably just remove her

>>146728528
>le buff mccree
i see you can't reply on your crutches to win anymore.

>>146728324
I want to ruin that beautiful skin with white cum

>>146726393
So why is this Keemstar guy causing trouble with everyone?

>be tracer
>fighting enemy tracer
>shooting each other mid range
>my shots are consistently making the headshot plink noise
>I die and she's not even 20% health down

What the fuck? This happens all the time my character feel like they're doing zero damage and the enemy is crushing me without even trying.

SORRY ABOUT THAT

>>146728038
/g/ pls

>>146728731
apparently and e-celeb shit and it doesn't fucking matter

NEW CINEMATICS WHEN

I want to see Junkrat blow some shit up

>tfw 76's was the most pointless and boring but it had Metzen's OC in it so it had to exist

>>146728731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP78Bu__npY

>>146728767
>plink them with 4 bullets out of your 40 round clip, 3 of them being headshots
>Enemy is pumping you full of pulse round bodyshots
WOAH

>>146728691
What's wrong with his left click getting a buff?

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>>146728486
I got both D.va legendaries as my first two when I was below level 10 and never used her. I still prefer blueberry over both of them though.

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>GET THE FUCK OFF OF SPEED LUCIO

>LUCIO YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT IT ON SPEED SO I COULD RUN AWAY?

>>146728528
>buff mccree's long range m1
What in the fuck are you talking about? He can destroy people from long range as is. Shut up, you stupid idiot, go back to Cock in the Ass of Duty.

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Blizzard, what exactly did I do?

>>146728691
>i see you can't reply on your crutches to win anymore.
Post your sick McCree stats, son.

>>146728767
They're probably headshotting you too. Overwatch is awful when it comes to showing the player that they're taking damage

>>146728235
>Had a reinhardt on my team who was the only one playing the objective on numbani defense. The payload was literally 0.5 meters away from the second to final checkpoint and he finally said, "fuck it. enjoy the loss, scrubs."

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Lucio will never shout "LET'S BREAK IT DOWWWWN" as he rips a hot, gassy one in your face

>>146728896
Lmao no he can't, you're better off playing Soldier 76

>>146728426
>Bastion
are they implying mai waifu is actually mai husbando?

>>146728942
Thinking about it again I was probably getting shot at from the side by one of their teammates but there's shitty damage indication other than who had the killing blow so that's probably why it seemed so off.

>Playing as Genji, manage to sneak behind enemy's line
>They are all gathered there, trying to step into the point
>He fuckings screams to the world he is ulting
>Reaper wraiths, Pharah flies, Mei ice blocks herself, etc
Jesus christ Blizzard, if you are going to make A FUCKING NINJA SCREAM TO THE WORLD HE IS ABOUT TO MURDER THEM, at least make it AFTER he has drawn his katana not in the middle of it

>>146728896
>He can destroy people from long range as is.
Yeah, with those sick 35 damage shots.

>>146728896
>I have no idea what damage fall off is

>>146728890
>ally widow is 5 feet away from a roadhog and is completely isolated
>she has 40 hp
>I use speed boost to try to get her to hopefully evade and run
>she stays and tries to 1v1 the roadhog and dies
>bitches me out for not healing
Fucking shitters.

>>146728890
this doesnt happen

>>146729008
>Mei will never yell "Freeze don't move" then stick a popsicle in your rectum

>it's a you're last pick and team has no healers
>pick lucio and spam adadadada and e
>text with the other hand
>get all the le upvotes at the end of match

>>146729192
It did in the match I just finished. Both statements were made by the same player.

>>146728904
I've saw like 3 of those today yeah wtf

>>146728904
Rez'd a guy.

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>>146728981
We actually won on that one. He didn't realize his team behind him got sweeped by the enemy pharah's ult while he was fighting the enemy reinhardt IN GLORIOUS COMBAT

>>146728875
What kind of retarded damage numbers do you want from a pistol familia. If you mean less drop off ok but you probably don't mean that

Why doesn't widow keep her visor on at all times?

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>>146729008
>Roadhog will never force his mask onto your face as he forces himself into you, using you as he pleases as you twitch and squirm on his massive dick, entire body shaking with his thrusts as he forces a healthpack against the filthy little leather piggy snout muffling your cries and your drool dripping out, to continuously heal you as his dick impales you to the brim so you can't pass out or stop the sensations from happening over and over again

:/

>>146728904
Your job as a Mercy deserves POTG anyway

Post meme videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLpQOJsFaGM&nohtml5=False

>finish a match
>not a single metal
>not even a bronze

Well shit sorry team

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>>146729008
Stop these memes

Talk about Mei instead

>>146729315
No, I want less drop off

>tfw Zarya will never grab you by the leg and arm and rip your body in half
>tfw Zarya will never then make you into hamburgers
>tfw Zarya will never then poop you out
why live?

>Hanzo on the other team
>just shoots scatter arrows at your feet and hides for 10 seconds before appearing again
I walked out of spawn as Zarya and lost 300 health from it, what the fuck is this shit?

>>146729309
>swept by pharah
>in numbani
Oh, he was babysitting retards

>Enter a defense on Hanamura
>Final point
>Our Pharah, Bastion, and Torb are super passive, afraid to make any contests or pop their ults
>Our Widowmaker jumps down and single handedly holds off their team until I can get back and pocket her
What the fuck was going on?

>>146728426

Isn't the bird a female?

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>>146726808
Speculations say that this bot here might be a new body for field work.

>>146729496
In Greek mythology, Ganymede (/ˈɡænJˌmiːd/;[1] /ˈɡænJˌmid/;[2] Greek: Γανυμήδης, Ganymēdēs) is a divine hero whose homeland was Troy. He was the son of Tros of Dardania, from whose name "Troy" was supposedly derived, and of Callirrhoe. His brothers were Ilus and Assaracus. In one version of the myth, he is abducted by Zeus, in the form of an eagle, to serve as cup-bearer in Olympus. Homer describes Ganymede as the most beautiful of mortals:

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>>146729345
>Your job as a Mercy deserves POTG anyway
Not really. She's one of the easiest characters to play.

>>146729470
Yeah good Widows will actually contest by ziplining to the payload/zone like a boss and blasting fuckers in the face.

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>enter game in progress
>stand on the point for a few seconds
>gold medal

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What are some tips for getting good with Symmetra?

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>"trash team" post-loss
> - guy playing hanzo
had this happen today. bully people who are like this

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how much of a shitter am I

>>146729660
I'd say she's go the easiest POTG, but I don't think she's the easiest character to play.

>>146729740
You're alright

>>146729686
>the bottom middle of that pic

jesus christ

>>146729660
Easy =/= fun to play. No one likes support when they can play a damage character that preforms more exciting actions. Supports deserve all the praise and rewards they can possibly get.

>>146729316
because you touch yourself at night

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>>146729345
>mfw I clicked that and i have a breathplay fetish

>>146729418
30% drop off would put it in the 49 range which i think is fair.

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>>146729463
Never said he was any less retarded the rest of us chucklefucks, kept charging off to fight the enemy reinhardt every chance he got. Even when the enemy 76 had his ult up and was the only thing between him and us. He literally gave zero fucks.

>>146729686
>hide turrets effectively, replace quickly
>always give armor
>always spam right-click deathball

> Just won a game with two Widows on attack
Felt pretty good tbqh. Too bad I'll never see that lobby full of pretty nice people ever again.

I haven't played in a few days.

Did the update with competitive finally release?
Can I play with a competent team that will carry me now?

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A friendly reminder that all heroes have counters.

Bastion
>Mei, Widowmaker, Junkrat, Pharah, Reaper, Hanzo

D.va
>Reaper, Zenyatta, Roadhog

Genji
>Winston, Symmetra, Mei, D.Va

Hanzo
>Winston, Roadhog, Widowmaker, Tracer

Junkrat
>Reaper, Hanzo, Roadhog, Soldier 76

Lucio
>Pharah, McCree, Zarya, Soldier 76

McCree
>Widowmaker, Genji, Torbjorn, Hanzo

Mei
>Zarya, Junkrat, Soldier 76, Lucio

Mercy
>Basically anyone but specifically Genji, Winston, Tracer, Widowmaker

Pharah
>Soldier 76, Widowmaker, Roadhog

Reaper
>Pharah, McCree, Genji, Lucio

Reinhardt
>Roadhog, Pharah, McCree, Zenyatta, Bastion

Roadhog
>Genji, Reaper, Soldier 76, Torbjorn

Soldier 76
>McCree, Widowmaker, Zarya, Reinhardt

Symmetra
>Reaper, Winston, Junkrat, Pharah

Torbjorn
>Mei, Pharah, Reaper, D.va

Tracer
>Roadhog, McCree, Winston, Mei

Widowmaker
>Tracer, Reaper, Winston, Soldier 76, a better Widowmaker

Winston
>Zarya, Reaper, Lucio, D.Va, Roadhog

Zarya
>Pharah, Bastion, Widowmaker, Junkrat

Zenyatta

>Basically anyone but specifically Tracer, Zarya, Reaper, Soldier

>defending hanamura A
>enemy mercy has her revive ready before a single person from her team stepped past the choke

So when are they going to fucking address the ridiculous charge speed of her ult?

>>146729660
That admittedly seemed clutch. I respect clutch POTG.

>>146729228
It's funny doing speedboost strafe sperg against bad widows since they just give up and start shooting until they get pissed off and go away

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>>146728426
>lucia
>those tits
pls help

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>>146727598
>>146728675

>>146729686
Be aware of where the optimal designated shitting street is located. None of your enemies want to walk in and step all over your shit

>>146727127
They should have showed the anus expanding, the comic was really tame.

Safe for Work, even.

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>someone is last pick
>no healer
>they don't go Mercy/Lucio

you're actually fucking retarded if you do this, have fun losing

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pls

>>146729670
>>146729670
But that fucking Torb, had his ult, and wouldn't use it

>>146729660
I NEVER get PoTG as mercy. Even in a game where I got the 4 piece revive, the PoTG went to a reaper who got 3 elims on death blossom.

>>146729949
Lucio is NOT a winston counter. Winston is one of the best characters in the game for killing a lucio due to how his tesla coil works.

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>>146729780
Of all the characters I regularly play, Mercy is the easiest in my opinion.

Mercy, Bastion, Torbjorn and Junkrat are probably the easiest. They don't really require aiming to be good with, mostly just positioning and timing.

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>>146728426
>that junkrat
MUH DIK

>>146729949
You still haven't added Pharah for Mei

Why is Mercy's resurrection so fickle sometimes?

>I can revive through walls
>I can't revive through walls
>counter says 3 people I can resurrect
>move 1 cm
>only resurrect the fucking hanzo

last two POTGs have been teammates randomly firing while I kill everyone with a death blossom in the background

I PRESSED Q, I DESERVE THE POTG

>decided to watch a moba stream
>everyone forcing "professional" attitudes and with boring as fuck no hype casters.

How do you fags enjoy this. I know you're in the thread.

Cobalt, The regular blue one, or Sigrun?

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>>146730101
Stop spamming the thread with your POTG's please.
>>146730102
>I PICKED FIRST

>>146730102
> Not switching like a non-autistic person so your team will win

>>146729949
A sneaky Road and Reind are great against Bastion.

A reaper can make work of any pleb tier Road, as well.

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>Playing with full team of friend's friends I met in game
>Have a bad game
>Suddenly they all start leaving group one by one
>Look on friends list
>They made a new group without me and are already in a new game

That's a feel, alright.

>>146730102
Supports are not fun.

I would much rather have fun than win. If you want to win, then you pick a support.

>>146730283
>implying he hasn't already picked a tank

>>146730223
now you know how literally every zarya feels

>>146728426

>Lucia

Muh dick

Why does reaper have 250 health?

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>>146729949

>>146730378
I fucking WISH my teammates were ever smart enough to use my ult to get kills.

>>146730283
>Supports are not fun.
t. 76 main. I literally can't think of a support on the same level as than lucio whne it ocmes to fun factor and i've played a ton of games

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>>146730102
>Someone's last pick
>"No Builder" "No Support"
>They pick a 2nd tracer

>tfw got a decent kill streak with D.va but not while I was in the mech

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>>146730283
>Supports are not fun
>What is Lucio

>>146729686
Wall up the flanks and Ooga Booga people to death when they get to fisticuffs range

>>146730378
>how zarya feels

Sorry, but pressing 1 (one) button is not enough. Deal good damage and then talk.

>playing with random pug
>I am a shitter
>can barely kill anyone

>playing with premade group with skilled people that've added me over time
>multiple potgs
>gold medals everywhere

How can any sane person go back to solo queue after this? Playing solo queue is like flipping a coin

>>146730283
>>146729860
I don't really understand where this "Support isn't fun" meme came from.

Lucio is a shit ton of fun to play, and Mercy is pretty fun as well.

The challenge of healing itself is fun. The fun of coming to someone's aid to heal them up so they don't die, I don't know. I'm not even a sub and I enjoy that shit.

>>146730283
Oh I'm sorry you're too stupid to stay out of a snipers line of sight to play a support well.

I guess you need extra HP to play effectively.

>>146730420
You ask this question every thread retard.

>>146730428
terrible list.

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What are some of the best/funniest feels in Overwatch?

>Be zapping Genji with Winston
>He tries to deflect

>Shitting on the enemy Pharah in flight with a well-aimed Junkrat shot and/or concussion mine or blasting yourself up and meleeing them

>When you're playing solo-queue, notice the team needs a critical hero, and by switching to said hero achieve an instant increase in success

>>146730547
In my opinion supporting good players and teams is fun. Supporting the fuckin selfish shitter hanzos who refuse to play the objective is not fun. That's when I say fuck team composition and play whatever I want.

>>146730525
>telling a zarya to deal good damage

nigger who do you think you're talking to?

>tfw 40% winrate

I didn't realize I am so bad at video games

I want widowmaker to kill me

Lucio is fun. Mercy is fun, but can be frustrating. Zenyatta is great fun, but I am trash at him.

I want more supports. I don't want Lucio to be my top played character just because people refuse to play support. Even if I am having tons of fun with him.

>>146730547
Mercy is fun if your team has a brain to actually help you when you can't peel people off easily

Shit gets a little grating when you have to deal with that fucking Reaper/Tracer for the third time alone because nobody will look back to at least TRY shooting them

>>146727662
>playing with some RL friends, all around level 40ish
>they know a small selection of characters, don't know any counters, won't group together, think D.va is a tank
>send me invites every day

The most fun I've had so far is a completely random pickup on King's Row where on attack and defend it was 6v6 Zarya. It's depressing.

>>146730696
I want widowmaker to snipe my dick and then laugh at me in french

>>146730598
Different retard, retard.

>supports are fun

Yeah sure, not getting kills and doing nothing as you get picked off and watching you team die is really fun XDXD

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>>146730240
Cobalt.

>>146730275
>have friends friends from beta fun
>we play stillborn for a bit while waiting
>game comes out
>we hang out for a bit
>6 man group sometimes with even more friends of friends
>weeks later, summer rolls around
>everyone eventually stopped playing altogether
>i'm the highest ranked one, even though I'm busy with classes
>level 91

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>>146730256
No.

>play mei
>hold off entire teams for minutes by myself
>eventually die
>5 other team mates jerking their dicks in corners
>lose anyway
>play mercy
>get ult
>fucktards refuse to go in and keep dying 1 by 1

This is literally LoL all over again.

>>146730726
>Zenyatta is great fun
EL OH EL

>>146726457
Pick winston and grab the achievement

>>146730760
>he has never even bothered to try shooting someone with mercy's pistol

>>146730760
You get kills as support. More often than you'd think.

>>146730847
>>146730850
Not as often if I just play McCree

>The only healing options are a glass cannon, a speedy LoS AOE heal with brief boosts, an even GLASSIER cannon that's long-range heals

and there's symmetra WHO ISN'T A FUCKING SUPPORT CHARACTER

>>146730786
Different anon. Nobody thinks you're cool for jumping and holding left click.

>>146730525
>>146730672
i'm just talking about getting POTG. i don't even play the bitch

>>146729110
THE DRAGON BECOMES ME

where the fuck is sombra when you need her so we can actually have a fun healer in this game?

>>146729686
If you're going to get into a tank's face, jump around like a rabbit on coke so you can let your gun tear their asses up.
Also, keep that teleporter up

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>post yfw you hear "NERF THIS"

>>146730928
The worst is that the game doesn't tell your team that you don't have a Healer when someone picks her.

The game considers the one support that doesn't heal, a healer.

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>>146730632
>Be McCree
>Announce its high noon
>An enemy genji walks up to me and deflects prematurely as I stare him down
>He shwoops the hell out of there realizing he fucked up
>Turn around and proceed to kill his team while he watched

>>146730928
As it should be, my dude. A healer with a good amount of health wouldn't be fun to play against.

>>146730924
Sure, but you can get kills and also win if you bother to play support sometimes. I don't get why people are convinced support is a bitchboy job. A support can make or break a game, there's a reason why you usually need one to win.

>>146730749
I want widowmaker to activate her sniper rifle in my ass making the long end penetrate me anally

>>146730632
>enemy roadhog combos you as D.Va and kills your mech
>you proceed to 1v1 him because D.Va hitbox while outside of her mech is insanely tiny
>shield dancing as winston and beating a mccree pre nerf 1v1
>shield dancing as winston and beating a reaper

>>146731042
>>146730928
She used to be, but they nerfed her shields. Fuck you. Buff her shields back.

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Why does backfilling still count as a loss? Just joined an Anubis attack with 4 mins left and decided to finish it despite the shit-tier comp. Ate up a loss. Not that it is a big deal, but I thought they fixed that shit? Kind of sucks. (Just kind of eyeing the career profile).

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>>146731040

>>146731083
I want widowmaker to choke the life out of me with her grappling hook while she activates a venom mine on my testicles

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>>146731040
Nerf what? Everyone, get behind a trash can.

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>>146730975
>Different anon.

>>146730632
Maintaining high charge with Zarya and tearing absolute anus against the other team in seconds feels fucking greato.

>>146731192
It's a bug

>>146730778
>friends that hype the shit out of a game
>they buy it day 1
>2 weeks later they don't play anymore

these are people you stop being friends with because they're just going to drag you down in life

>>146731176
I never played Overwatch before the open beta. Was she stupid strong and they nerfed her to hell like I hear Bastion was?

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>>146727598
I got you famalam

>>146731192
There is literally zero reason for you to care about that. It affects nothing.

>>146730632
>be Genji
>see enemy Bastion
>poke him from the side with shurikens
>he turns around
>press E
>he falls for it but stops firing midway to wait until my Reflect wears off
>Swift Strike the rest of his HP away

>>146728486
white rabbit best skin

because gundam

>>146731192
its a """"bug"""" which means "we did it on purpose but the community is 100% opposed to the idea so if we admitted that people would be pissed"

>>146731192
I think they only fixed in in PTR.

What if Zarya was a girl
http://i.imgur.com/qgFu8dq.gif

>lowest win rate as bastion
>get into sentry config
>get killed by distant snipers
>get killed by surprise reapers
>forced to move all the time by soldier 76s and pharahs
>I'm actually a bad bastion
I personally think he's not that easy to play. Maybe it's just because I get too bored of sitting still and move around a lot. But really, being a sitting duck is annoying.

>>146726152
>FIRE AT WILL

>>146731351
You need to learn positioning

Anyone up for playing a few rounds? post IDS

>>146731220

>it ain't me starts playing

>>146730428
>McCree weak to ikea and genji

Should be Mei and Roadhog now that you cant shred tanks with a single fan, or even two. And mei has enough health to ice up after coming out of the stun unless you click her in the face twice; but considering McCree's rof, that isn't happening either.

You simply wait or bait out genji's reflect and just keep him occupied till you pop him with a stun and left click him in the face, and you can plink at torb's turrets from miles away.

>>146731045
No bully Genji.

>lowered my sensitivity drastically
>starting to get used to it
>still turn like a slow retard though
>get fucked any time someone tries to circle around me

I guess I'll get the hang of it eventually

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>playing Mercy
>had rez for like half the game since people only die one at a time
>tank dies
>whatever I'll just rez
>OGON PO GOTOVNOSI
>entire team wipes
>rez at 8%

EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>146731298
She's honestly still really strong, but her shields used to make double tracer unbeatable.

>>146731351
Either put your back to a wall or actually check your flanks every so often.

Also changing configurations reloads your weapons.

>>146730760
I find healing and building turrets to be enjoyable. Perhaps it's autism, I don't know, but that's how some people are.

>despise mainers
>find that I only do well on zarya
>start playing her more and more
>pick her in 90% of my games now
>ive become a mainer

At least Zarya doesnt have any real counters and fits into any team comp.

If I join a game and see it has 30 seconds left, and we're attacking on Anubis, can I leave without selecting a hero without penalty?

Got silver medal for objective time, was there for literally 3 seconds.

>>146730428
>Genji countered by Hanzo
This seems to be common sentiment but I just don't see it.

>>146731338
sauce?

>>146729903
That is not how MEKA opens goddam

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>>146731462
You need a big mousepad like this

>>146731058
Because you're at the complete mercy of the enemy if you're more than 3 feet from your team.

Support is the only role that is literally helpless if caught out.

>>146731303
can't wait to hop on test and get big and stronk like 76

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>>146726152
THE WOLF HUNTS IT'S PREY!!!

>>146731518
What's wrong with maining? I can see the merit in playing every hero at least once or so but would you rather be great at few or okay at everybody?


i feel you, zaryabro