/utg/ - Undertale General

>>146655596
xth for not flowey

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Cute goat!

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sans

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nth for I have stuff to do yet here I am.

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nth for I want to protect this smile

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Nth for wishing you had friends and wish you could experience the kind of relationships you see in game instead of sitting alone praying that a miracle will come while taking random medicine because some guy on the internet said it would help.

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>>146655790
frisk making sans uncomfortable

xth for flowey

>>146655870
Try hobbies that you can do with multiple people/steamsports. Heard it helps a lot of people.

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Nth for legs
>>146655870
*Act >Hug

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well, i've gotta be up early tomorrow morning. so i'm heading to bed now

goodnight, utg

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>>146655968

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>>146655968
sans making frisk uncomfortable

>>146656004
>Going outside
>Socialising with other people
>Signing up for something
>Doing exercise without coughing my lungs up
>Having people rely on me
I'm glad you believe in me anon, but I don't have that much confidence or skill to do something like that. I'll start with something small.

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>>146656109
At least this would (possibly) give Sans and Asriel a reason to team up in order to stop Frisk from coming after their parents.

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Frisk making everyone uncomfortable

>>146655870
Thing is, the sort of relationships you see in-game don't actually happen
If they did, then they wouldn't be noteworthy enough to warrant having any focus

>>146655968
>>146656109
Neither of these are canon to my Frisk

he would go after Asgore and Papyrus not Gaster and Toriel

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>>146656113
Frisk(s) making Sans even more uncomfortable

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>>146656430
I agree with the Pap bit. I thought I had a version that replaced 'dad' with 'bro', but it seems I don't.

>>146656457
Chara and Frisk teaming up to make sans SUPER uncomfortable!

>>146656061
Erm, thanks anon, I guess.
Is the rumor that benadryl acts as a kind of anti anxiety pill true and that paracetemol dulls your emotions rumor true as well?

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>>146656343
I can imagine that situation between Frisk and Papyrus ending somewhat like this.

In my second playthrough, Alphys sent me a text all the way back in Snowdin.
Pretty sure that didn't happen the first time around.

>>146656704
I think that's a random event that triggers depending on hidden "Fun" values.

>>146656343
>tfw no frisk gf

>>146656673
I want to be the not-loli.

>>146656816
Wait, so are you saying you want to be in the "little" girl's position with Stahl, or in Frisk's position with Papyrus?

>>146656898
In seriousness, I don't know what the former's thing is like so I don't know. With the latter, I don't think I'd want to date him. If I were one of them in another situation, that would be fun.

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I spent most of the last nigh thinking(dreaming?) about being licked by the goat.

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>>146656595
Sans getting fed up and overreacting!

>>146657069
>not licking the goat instead

Shamefur dispray

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>>146657140

>thread is back to normal
I love you guys

>>146657289
kill yourself

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I missed the past couple threads. Did I miss fresh Mettatons?

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>>146657460
I dumped a ton of Mettaton from twitter like 3 threads ago

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>>146657431
do you need a hug anon

>>146657554
i think i left shortly after that happened

>>146657661
Oh then idk

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>>146657174
I couldn't. Goat was much, much larger than I was.

>>146657038
Really? What kind of other situation?

>>146657879
I dunno. Some other fantasy I have about that sort of thing. Like, maybe, you know I get with someone else. Like Anon.

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>>146657235

I feel like doing the coloured tile puzzle.
Has someone made an online version of it like has been done with the Undyne battle?

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>>146657460
Not much botposting besides near the end of last thread and pic related.

>>146658109
In the pastebin thats an Alphys genocide fight that uses it for parts of the fight

>>146658109
There is this
https://putnam3145.github.io/tilemaze
It's not very challenging though.

>tfw only ever had one undertale dream
>it was great though, because in the dream i snuggled with burgerpants

>>146658175
>my joke request actually god made
well fuck

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>>146658350
>mfw I had several
>most are lewd
I just want to hug Napstablook in a platonic manner.

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>>146658426
And the sequel

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>>146658435
I've had one or two lewd.
And one where one of the characters was just a part of the dream.

But none of them are with my favorite.

>>146658678
I had one where I was my favorite.

I blame frick.
What UT related dreams have you had /utg/?

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>>146658426
You're welcome.
I also made this, and will be finishing the toriel one tomorrow.

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>>146658997
One where I got to sit in Asgores lap and watch a movie which was cool cause husbando

one where Asriel painfully transformed back into Flowey while begging me to help him which was kind of fucked up

and one where me and Toriel fought a giant monster on top of a ski-lift and we killed it with a rocket launcher which was kinda cool

>>146658997
Hug with goatmom, two Asriel bj's and a date with nice cream guy. Some good stuff.

>>146658997
Just one from me. I was playing Undertale and got to a robed figure (not Riverperson, but it looked like them). I don't remember what he said but I had four options on what to do, so obviously I chose flirt. He reacted in some (flustered/annoyed?) way then left, and as he left I had the option of "slap butt". I thought it meant Frisk slapping their own, but apparently it meant Frisk slapping the robed figure's. He didn't approve.

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>>146658595
oh my fucking god thats fucking great

>>146659083
i fucking love these kinds of edits and i especially love making them

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>>146658997
said it yesterday but didn't mention some of the other parts
>leaving something that looked like frisk in some grass
>person goes to wake the fake frisk up and it falls apart because its made of plants and rubbish

>me and sans competing to sell music by constantly changing songs and playing it louder
>then we both get bored and leave

>fighting edgegoat twice

>>146659276
They're hilarious, and they really are fun to make.

>>146658997
Nothing, despite literally trying to lucid dream on and off for like three years

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>>146659276
I only have this one.

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>>146659467
i wish more prompts of these would come up during late hours but nobody really does it anymore

>>146659493
i think i only have 2 with bot, and sadly they were already posted

Okay bread quiz thingie whatever.
>Favorite Undertale
>Favorite area music
>Favorite Neutral ending
>How many times you replayed the game

>>146659995
mettaton
core
king mettaton because its kinda depressing
one for genocide, one for true pacifist, and twice for neutral

>>146659995
Undyne.
Waterfall.
>neutral endings
0.

>>146659995
Asgore
Another Medium
I don't like any of them
I did the required neutral for TP, TP, genocide and then one last 'hard mode' run where I didn't use items

>>146659990
Hey if I ask for requests, people can throw out anything, I'll do it.

>>146659995
Asgore
Another Medium
The one you get by sparing everyone but Papyrus
One for required Neutral + TP, one for another for TP, one for an aborted genocide route, one for a hard mode run and another TP.

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>>146660512
>but Papyrus

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>>146660512

>>146659995
flowey
the ruins
dunno, king mettaton and queen alphys maybe
7

>>146659995
Frisk
Another Medium
King Dog
2 Neutral, 2 TP, 3 Genocide, and 2 Hard Mode.

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>>146659995
Undyne
Core
I guess the one required for true pacifist
Once, both times I've played its been TP

>>146659995
Asriel
Another Meduim
Family ending with befriended Alphys
I dunno, ~10 maybe.

>>146661013
the fuck is the family ending? Do you mean the queen Toriel ending? How is that family based?

>>146658997
recently had one where toriel picked me up from school and we fucked in a stahlrim-plated van

she really liked roleplay

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>open wide anon

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>>146661228
No

>>146659995
>Asriel
>CORE
>Near pacifist, don't explore the True Lab
>5 neutrals, 4 pacifists

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>>146661228
I'm not an invalid. I can feed my self

>>146661181
Yes, i dunno, someone named it like this.

>>146661372
Nobody has ever called it that but I guess I shouldn't expect an Asrielfag to not be retarded

What's a good background for a collection of cute spooks?

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>>146661264
>>146661291
>that was not a request, anon

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Good life in Ruins.

>>146661553
All the monsters in the ruin are scared of Toriel because shes a bitch

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>>146661549
Fuck you other me you're not the boss of me.

>>146661426
http://undertale.wikia.com/wiki/Neutral_Route#Family_Ending_.28Flawed_Pacifist.29

>>146661673
Okay so the wiki creator is also a retard since that isn't family based at all

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>>146661726
I think your salt level is unhealthy, relax.

>>146661463
blook's house

>>146661856
Why don't you go back to masturbating over you mass murdering serial killer you fucking furry pedo

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>>146657460
I did this

I also have fresh bots from Twitter and Pixiv but I'll dump those gradually
The image limit is a beautiful woman who should only get fucked tenderly

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>>146661894
No, thank you. I prefer hugs.

What kind of music would the Undertales listen to?

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I kinda want to die

>>146662187
go and die then

>>146662449
k

>>146662449
can i come too

>>146662043
Sans wouldn't pursue musical interests, he's too lazy.

Papyrus probably listens to skeleton music, which is super ethnic and sounds vaguely slavic or romani.

Both Undyne and Alphys listen to anime openings and j-pop, but their taste was probably different earlier in life.

Asgore doesn't listen to much except for an eight track of Barry Manilow that dropped a while ago. He doesn't know that the quality isn't supposed to be that low, and nobody has the heart to tell him.

Asriel/Flowey probably listens to really ugly, dark music. Like grindcore or breakcore, because he's an edgy shit.

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>>146661965
wait hold up
are you the same person that did pic related
because if you are i swear to god i love you pls no bully

>>146662649
That's also mine, yeah.

>>146662703
its adorable fuckin nice work

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Here's a fresh smol.

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>>146662904
Here's some not fresh smol

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>>146662649
That's cool
>>146662703
I love your art mang. You got any other stuff you've done?

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Good day chaps, Hows yer days been going?

I just got back from a day working at the shop, it's not fun at the best of times I'll say as much.

Still, last night I got around finishing the first part of another silly little fic.

Except it's around 7400 words long...

Still the idea came about looking at them that artworks of Frisk/Chara as a gote and though that something like this could make for something cute.

So yes it does contain that oh so dreaded round these parts word that is TF but don;t worry, it's all in the name of cute and fuzzies.

There's no sexual here, just hugs and floof... and a few tears and some tea.

http://pastebin.com/ms4F4zvC

Don't worry about the use of [Anon] as a main character, it was easier than tying AFGNCAAP.

I suppose we here on the Doorchins would be Ageless Faceless Gender Neutral Culturally Ambiguous Shit Posters. or AFGNCASP.

>>146662976
Attack ears

>>146663163
No.

We're anon.

You big silly willy.

:^)

>>146663001
I don't really have anywhere that I dump my /utg/ doodles, nah.

>>146663413
You could make an imgur gallery of everything you've done so far.

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Okay anons I think I asked this a few thread ago but i'm still a bit curious so

>Favorite main character and why?
>Least favorite main character, why and do you hate them or do you like them just not as much as the others?

>>146658997
Nothing at all aside from one which was /utg/ related and had posts surrounding things.

>>146663547
Favorite - how i can choose one of them? Probably all.
Least - hm, noone.

>>146663547
Sans. He was kind of funny and laid back.
Asgore. I can respect him as a character, but he doesn't quite click for me like the others.
I hope no one makes any jokes about the names I typed.

>>146663547
Alphys, because i'm a sucker for tragic characters.

Does mad dummy count?
I HATE the mad dummy fight.

If it has to be a "boss" character, i'd probably have to say Mettaton, though I love his fight. It's probably because I can't get his voice beeps to mesh with an actual voice that suits his ex form.

>>146663547
>Can't say I have one, I like all the characters...
>Except Monster Kid I can't say I hate them but I certainly don't like them either, I feel like their only purpose is to build up Undyne and making the player wait for half a minute for his tripping animation to end so they can progress through the game.

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just cooked me up some ramen after boiling it i always fry it in a pan along with two eggs and usually put some sauce/sesame oil and rooster sauce to make it taste better.

god i'm poor.

>>146662703
Your bot is beautiful anon. Please draw more.

>>146664145
how did that taste? same boat, but that sounds pretty good actually.

>>146663547
>Favorite
Probably Papyrus, because you just can't help but to like him. He's a charming buffoon who only wants to make friends.

>Least
Asriel/Flowey. I just don't like the fact that after every atrocity he committed, he just gets a pass.
>You didn't get the point of the game
Fine, I didn't get it. If that's what want to think, fine. I don't believe he deserves to ever be truly saved, nor do I think his fate at the end of the True Pacifist run was harsh enough.

>>146663547
I like Asgore and Papyrus abut equally because Asgore gave me feels and I just want him to be happy and Papyrus is a cool dude and gets a lot of fun fan stuff which is nice.
I was just neutral towards Toriel at first but over time I've started to dislike her more and more because of fandom junk which I know is dumb but it is what it is

>>146664226
Why do you think that, anon?

He isn't going to hurt anyone else, why should he be punished?

>>146664423
Hes probaly one of those faggots that don't understand the point of punishment and think that he should suffer just because he did bad things even though its pointless and cruel to punish someone forever

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>>146664202
it's actually very good what i do is boil the water with just a lil of the seasoning packet in the water along with a lil soy and sesame oil let it cook once it's done let it sit for around 3mins i also put peppers in mine while cooking them in the pan but that's a personal taste.

overall it honestly taste like legit asian and actually allot better than the base cheap ass fuck ramen.

i also usually try and buy the 1$ a pack ramen that's a better quality noodle instead of the 50pack for 5$ ones.

now when it comes to the eggs what i like to do is fry them before i fry the noodles and have them placed on top so you get some of the yolk instead of scrambling them up.

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Cute goat!

Gearing up for some writing.

A short warm-up request, anyone?

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>>146663547
>Mettaton
I like that he acts like the sexiest thing in the room even though he was a freaking rectangle at first.
>Toriel
I feel that she's a massive hypocrite criticizing Asgore's way of giving the Underground hope again since she does nothing to stop him and just abandons the throne instead.
Despite that I did choose to stay with her post-TP because hey Frisk likes her.

>>146664226
I think the same except an eternity alone is punishment enough desu.

>>146664628
noted. thanks for sharing, anon.

>>146664628
Oh and i throw in extra soy sauce and sesame oil along with the rest of the seasoning packet during the pan cry process.

overall not counting the seasonings aka soy sauce and sesame oil on average it's a 1.25 meal if i get the better ramen.

>>146664536
Nah, he dindu nuffin.

>>146663163
I wonder what kind of willpower it takes to write a 7400 word fic about nothing but transforming and cute stuff.

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>>146664701
also these are the peppers i usually chop up and fry along with the noodles.
under a dollar a jar and there great on chicken also.

>>146664628
hnnnng I wanna pet it

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Howdy!

>>146663547
>Favorite
Chara. They're a kid who sides with monsters against humans, eventually to the point of being genocidal and wanting to kill everybody. They seem interesting, and I'd probably have a good time hanging out with them.

>Chara isn't a main character
Flowey, because he always kept me watching my back, had interesting dialogue, was a great intro to the game and a great ending. Fun boss fight, and it was cool seeing all the different sides of him throughout the game and the routes.

>Least favorite
If So Sorry counts. He's lame and out of place, no one wanted him. At the same time, I probably wouldn't take him out of the game just because there's a dumb but interesting story behind why he exists.

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>>146665078
Hiya

>>146663547
Asgore: He has a great backstory, takes all the pressure of leading the underground and is a good character in general.
Hmmm, can I say none? Because I really don't know.

>>146664963
One last thing make sure to drain out most of the water otherwise it won't really cook right you can save the broth though if you enjoy it.

>>146664963
oh, snap, I thought you meant green peppers, that's a much better idea.

dude, you're a life saver.

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>>146665253
You get about 3-4 of them out then chop em up and spread them out good so you don't bite into tons of them at once.
just be careful about it my folks say it's like i'm setting off tear gas if you pop em on the pan first to cook longer (because they taste a lil better if you do nothing major though)

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>IRC is now dead
>discord is full of non-contentfags

Shit I might have to make actual original content soon
Requests open I guess

>>146665487
Napstablook and Shyren hanging out.

>>146664916

It takes three things.

A powerful imagination

A lack of any ability to be concise (I could over explain drinking a glass of water)

Alcohol

I have this habit of trying to explain shot that doesn't necessarily need explaining. So I end up writing page after page of scenery while the actual things that are plot critical stuff could be compressed down to about a third of it. At best it can set a nice atmosphere, describe what a character is feeling without resorting to "They were sad" but at worst it's like ordering a USB drive off amazon and it getting delivered two foot square box filled to the brim with packing pellets.

>>146665487
How is the IRC dead?

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>>146665552

>>146665770
>tacit gone
>inactive probably two thirds of the day at best
>woomy unbanned

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>>146665253
>>146665178
kinda fished i had thought to take a pic with the eggs on top before i started eating but meh yeah this is what it turns out looking like.

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>>146665487
im afraid to request mettaton ex with any sort of weaponry because of the last results i got

>>146665487
Sans firing a kamehameha with Papyrus in the background losing his shit.

>>146665894
wow, that looks like

actual food

instead of something that may be slowly killing me through malnutrition

fantastic.

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OH BOY I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE STUNLOCKING IN DARK SOULS

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>>146666032
Do it, sometimes you get good stuff.

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>>146666057
Yep and that right there is using those cheap ass fuck top maruchan ramen noodles also not the better quality 1$ ones.

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>>146666142
true

>>146665487
Drunk Mettaton EX being dragged home by Alphys.

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I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

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>>146666267
>napsta's face

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D-do you like it?

>>146666610
Pretty okay for a 12 year old.

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>>146666476
I WANT TO FUCK YOU

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>>146666610
Spookier than spookwave

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>>146666716

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>>146666610
>15

>>146666610
I am working on the blook collage right now and I want you to know this one is comically out of place among all of the cute blooks, I love it.

>>146666057
Make sure to tell me how you enjoyed it if you end up trying it etc feedback is nice only other person i've cooked it for is a ex.

>>146666920
aight, man.

>>146666971
yeh make sure to put on some antistick spray or just a little dab of oil helps keep it from sticking.

>>146666810
Hey kid, wanna suck my pen15?

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>>146667175
Oh boy are we sharing culinary advice? How about a guide on how to make Papyrus style spaghetti! http://imgur.com/gallery/Pzy02

>>146666258
I want mettaton to rip my guts out.

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>>146666492

>>146667494
>someone made one of my shit edits not shit
I don't know how to feel.

Thanks I guess?

>>146667337
The other anon got interested in the fact i was able to turn 25cent ramen into something that tasted good.

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>>146667342
With his teeth?

>>146666110
Learn to fucking toggle(DaS)/spam that roll button(DaS3).

>>146656628
It makes you really sleepy.
Like really sleepy.

The ingredients are identical to some sleeping pills

The sleep isn't comfy either, I woke up feeling very out of sorts

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the world needs more muff butt

>>146668596
baby spider's diaper butt

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>>146667939
Yesssssss!!!!!!

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Anyone care for a short story request, before I continue some older stuff?

>>146668841
Flowey all alone post-tp

>>146668841
AnonXAnon make noodles and fall in love.

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>>146668769

>>146668895
Seconding! Please do this, Milka.

>>146668841
Frisk, Papyrus and Alphys play with their robot toys.

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>>146665770
>trippy leaves suddenly gives tacitly ownership of the IRC and leaves some 'cryptic' message to him
>overtime less and less come to the IRC and most lurk and only 5-6 people really talk after a substantial amount of people migrated to the discord due to some spat that occured
>last night or so tac leaves as he is fed up of the irc-discord split (even then, the discord has no contentfags as what >>146665487 / mspg said)
>gives leadership to Isk and something fucks up and unbans Woomy, some disliked bloke

everythings gone fucked up

i'm thinking about leaving also

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>>146668964
I like how his thighs are bigger in that magazine than his real ones.

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>>146669174
Hehehe

>>146669039
Not like the IRC had contentfags the last time I was there either.

Crybleat is still a cute though.

>>146668707
No, we dont need more toddler asses.

>>146669039
i'd consider joining the discord.
and every other IRC i've seen for a general turns into a circle jerk.

>>146668841
Can I get a link to some of your stuff, Milka?

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>>146669362

>>146668895
>>146668965
There's already a story like that in the pastebin

>>146669372
yeah

still there the flockmod right? ahahahhahahah

>>146669456
there's like 3 last time I checked.

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>>146669680

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>>146669680

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>>146668895
>>146668965
You've got me in a pickle with this one! I have a fic in the works that deals with this as a plot point, but not as a main focus. Can try and give it a spin though, if you don't mind something short. Mostly looking for a warmup.

>>146669036
This is cute. I like cute.

>>146669510
Sure thing!
http://pastebin.com/KdvwLkHz [Masterlist]

>>146669842
!

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>>146669680

>>146669925
reigate

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>>146669842
Flower is lover
where have all the Floweyposters gone?

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>>146669836
>>146669837

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>>146669680

>>146669983
what about it

>>146670032
I'm one of those I just don't have much to say

>>146669842
Well, you could just finish the one you're working on.

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>>146670059

>>146670032
I'm thinking about leaving desu

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>>146669956
Saved.
>>146670059

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>>146670032
I'm posting lewd MTT right now but have some flowe.

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castration

>>146670190
no!!! don't

this thread blows

>>146670414
If the Hack would get off his ass and actually do something we'd have something to talk about.

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>>146670190
I'm a chara/flowery fag myself i've been lurking but i decided to start talking since you all are pretty fun minus the gay.
so you are not alone and if it cheers you up one of the new posters is one of ya!

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>>146670102
>>146670184

Good morning /utg/ I love you!

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>>146670623

>>146670781
It's the afternoon but howdy

>>146670781
go back to bed

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This is top content please compliment me on this,I almost spent more than 5minutes so that means I worked really hard

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>chara will never castrate you

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>>146670781
Mornin'.

>>146670363
Ok sheesh cutie

>>146670552
Eh that's cool I guess. This place ain't all that great anymore though.

>>146670980
you're improving a lot frick

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Hey art
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClzurKTWkAALOP0.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClzT1lcUkAIam87.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClzU23AUoAE5WGe.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Clzac3JVYAAwwnG.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl47h4_UkAEv2WL.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl39WRzVYAAcgxW.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl4BH6PVYAArtlC.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl3p8AzVAAAXVo1.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl2AAbHVYAE4AsQ.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl4bWXuVAAIW7hT.png:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl4Xcw5WEAAGnhR.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl3WZw5VEAAYowK.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl3FS5GUgAE8Ydl.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl1INofWIAAd2Dq.jpg:orig
>Fish
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClzT6FeWAAE1YO-.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl30m_YUsAARdJ9.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClpgLXjUoAAZtoS.png:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl4-jwJWAAAhXLV.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl1qUjgUkAAhvUh.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl5DdOzVEAAMtUC.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl5EXDCUkAAYpmf.jpg:orig
>Goat family
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl4NkgoUsAAo1m1.jpg:orig
>Monster friends
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl1Pc7TUkAEa-jX.jpg:orig
>group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl4s9uiUkAU3EzQ.jpg:orig

>>146670980
OHOHOHOHOHOHIHOHIHIHOHIHOHIHOHOHIHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAYMN SUN DATS A RRLY GUD PIC RITE THAR!11!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!11!!!!!!!1!1!11!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1

>>146671040
I understand take a couple day break and come back by or just start only coming by for a G or two you could just be burnt out it happens.

>>146671040
stay
honestly I agree with you but I can't leave so stay

>>146671131
oh goodness, thank you for these beautiful floweys

>>146670985
>you will never knock out chara with strong
>you will never apply local anaesthetics to most of her body
>she'll never awake in bed, thinking you woke her up after a wonderful evening for bed and breakfast
>she'll never eat the wonderful chops you've made and complement you on your cooking
>she'll never tell you she loves you and feels safe with you, the first human to treat her like a normal person
>she'll never try to stand up only to realize that both of her legs are missing below the knee
>you'll never break into laughter as her eyes widen, realizing just what has been done to her and just what you fed her
>you'll never shout "It's just a prank, bro!" over her screams

>>146663547
fav: sans even though i hate what the fanbase has turned him into
least: alphys, she's a well developed character but her schtick gets annoying quickly

IT UPDATE
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7225813/chapters/16602094

>>146671517
is chara about to castrate flowey in that image?

>>146671392
>you will never carve her shinbones into tusks
>you will never make a skin suit out of your past victims and create a walrus suit
>you will never sew chara into a walrus suit
>you will never call Chara Mister Tusk and relive your ancient traumas

>>146671131
I let out an audible "fuck yes" every time you post.

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>>146671131
thanks dad

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Void~

>>146671675
end this meme

I hope collageanon sees the two draw prompts from the two previous threads. The skeleton prompt and the ghost one.

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>>146671842
void dad

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If Flowey can be castrated, does that mean Chara can castrate Asriel a second time?

>>146669039
I've never been to the IRC, I thought it was where all the goat-centric contentfags hung out and made fun of us, I'm somehow disappointed

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>>146672020
void and dad

>>146671283
I might do that

>>146671386
I can't leave when you're still here

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>>146672065
Stop trying to force that dumb meme

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he sparkle

>>146672239
asgore is a forced meme

>>146672420
You're a forced meme

>>146671951
I've finished both, I don't know when I should post them though.

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>>146672420
your face is a forced meme

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>>146672223
i only have like two pictures of them together

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>>146672420
>>146672450

>>146672236
just keep in mind with a General like this it won't be the same/around forever so just try to enjoy it much as you can.

but taking breaks helps tons like i'll miss a night or two once in a while.

>>146672467
I guess whenever is good for you. Thank you for putting the time and effort into making them.

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Rad Dad art when?

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I love daddy!

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>>146672807
like this?

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>find remixed Undertale music on Youtube
>go to comments section
>see nothing but horrible roleplaying

I knew what to expect but actually seeing it causes me pain.

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Post what you're listening to /utg/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2cJtwTier0

>>146673151
It's weird. After more than a decade on the internet I still haven't got used to roleplaying.

Why is it so much more autistic than even extreme fetish art?

>>146673151
Waiting for the Superhero Undertale pregnancy videos.

>>146673424
https://youtu.be/eQCJRbFT79Y

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Void with benefits

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>>146673424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYVBmEU-atw
>>146673759
>not the pumpkin version

>>146670102
I am your fairy wish prince

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>>146673759

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careful, considerate,
meticulous and sensual
kissing

>>146673759
It's finished as it needs to be

>>146673887
still can't believe pumpkin pie did this for me. so many cute voids

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>>146674026
Pumpkin is the best and we don't deserve them

>>146673424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5PBDs5dCuA

>>146673671
>he never roleplayed as an orphan wolf pup that could transform into a demon in an AOL chatroom full of strangers pulling similar autistic shit during the 90s

you haven't lived nigga

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>>146673902
Intense and passionate kissing
with Flowey

>>146674121
some of us dont, they know who they are

>>146674238
>>146673902
All of these are good options
Everyone is for kissing

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>>146674238

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>>146674305
yes

>>146655596
>sans with a tail
REMOVE

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>>146673815
I like Pumpkin but their cute gimmick sometimes just doesn't work for me

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Would you kiss THIS Flowey?

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>>146674396
>implying Sans doesn't have a tail
play the game

>>146674505
fair enough

>>146674505
Rude

>>146674559
no

>>146674305
wrong, i am not for kissing

>>146674559
>human
no

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>>146674396
Tail, ears, fur.

>>146674636
Anon
We both know that isn't true

>>146674785
i am not to be touched in any way

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>>146674559
Do not ruin a perfectly good, kissable flower boy.

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>>146674305
I'm not for kissing, go away.

>>146674951
No you're just an asshole that needs to fuck off

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>>146674559
I'd kiss a lot of things

>>146674505
drawing cute stuff is a gimmick?

>>146675106
>>146674505
Didn't she recently say on her tumblr that she'll try and do some dark/lewd stuff?

>>146675084
__hot__

>>146675183
No, she said she wished she could do a more serious style nothing about lewds

>>146675183
No that was me being an idiot. She said she'd like to do creepy though.

>>146675183
no, she was saying she wishes she could draw a more serious, spooky looking gaster

>>146675084
Eww You should only kiss him together with the goat

>>146675106
It's MSPG, he thinks anything that isn't gay furshit is a gimmick

>>146674921
What about head pats?

On another board.

>There was some Undertale artist who draws a lot of porn and it seemed that just about everyone in /vg/'s UT thread was railing on her because how dare she make people pay to see the stuff she makes.

Who are they referring to? Been here since November and I don't remember this.

>>146675493
Anon that's lewd.

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>>146675505
October here and no idea

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>tfw no flower friend to get involuntarily hugged by