/ink/ - Splatoon General

Callie vs Marie splatfest confirmed?

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For EU who can't see them

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I'm okay with this. Hooray for the power of both.

Hoot's the number one now?

People really thought Marie wouldn't win? It felt like 90% of my matches were mirrors this time around.

That said, I really hope the next Splatfest isn't the last...

I'm fucking SALTY

>>146631380
why??

>>146631206
>>146631479

Happy Squid Sisters are over. Only salt now.

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>>146631380
I once thought it was a good idea, but now I hope it doesn't happen. Keep their perks mutual, not with any absolute decider.

>>146631638
this

>>146631638

They'll rig it to be the first tied Splatfest.

>>146631715
To be fair Marie has a pretty sour attitude there.

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>>146631715
>soulless marie eyes

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what?

Now that the dust has settled what are you rolling for /ink/?

>>146631949
filename accurate

>>146631835
Please Callie was a sore winner during the christmas splatfess desu.

>>146631380
I want Marie vs. Callie just to fuck with people.

You will never love Callie or Marie as much as Callie and Marie love Callie and Marie

>>146631980
>rolling

>>146632024
I'd accept this. it'd be a great twist.
>>146631980
>implying the majority doesn't just hack all their gear now.

I just save my snails up now since I scummed all the gear I wanted ages ago desu.

do you think the wind were 50/50 and they flipped a coin to decide who would win?
>>146631715
>>146631884
OH SHIT
>>146631949
>splatfests are completely decided by two people
this is what splatoon has become. are you proud?

Congrats team Night Owls!

It was a long road, but we made it!

>>146632036
So... Marie renounces the relevance of most of her previous topics?
The only fests she cared about were Dogs, Decepticons, Sandcastles, Patrick Star and fucking Pokémon Blue?

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>>146632359
According to the game's lore they have no control over what subjects come out of the fax machine, so I'm gonna assume this is hot air.

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>>146631425
>>146631574
>>146631715
>>146631884
>>146632036
>>146632202
>>146632359
WHAT
IS
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>146632326

>>146632459

Shit getting real

>>146632459
>Next Splatfest
>No fax machine
>Callie vs Marie

IDS HEBENIG!

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Last

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>>146632036
>>146632202
>>146632359
Oh shit

>>146632449
well, they don't have control, but that doesn't mean they can't be competitive about it. they could also break the fucking fax machine and make their own rules, but the devs can't even be asked to change the splatfest titles, so that would be asking WAY too much

>>146632269
A hard battle fighting my own team almost ever match.

>>146632569
Do they even say "Stay Fresh" at the end?

>>146632687
after they announce the stages that happens.

>>146632685
it's the fights against the enemy that you won that are most important.

great job!

>>146632687
Nope.

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Was Callie's salt justified?
It seems a little out of character for her...

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Angry sex! Angry sex!

>>146632687
after than they go through the maps. yes, they say stay fresh

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Callie is pissed.
>>146632850
I surprised marie wasn't the one to snap...

What the fuck, I got something of a chill down my spine watching that after splatfest banter.

Oh my god. Will it finally be Callie vs Marie?

or... worse yet.. the last splatfest?

>>146632931

She probably would have if she had lost.

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>>146632850
Normally Marie just makes puns and quips, but she was directly and personally patronizing this time. Besides, tease a lesbian about wanting worms and they'll get pissed.

>>146632459
SQUID SISTER ENDGAME

>>146633035
nice meme

>>146632863
I want to watch Callie and Marie rip each others clothes off while they're beating the fuck out of each other

>>146632985
the game is getting pretty dead... I kept playing the same people over and over again. I would also dc after almost every game, but it didn't matter since I got paired with the same teammates again (for better or for worse)

>>146632997
I miss when we still had someone hack the game to find out the alternate bants. Last time was I think with Past vs Future.

>>146632797
Same to you.

I just wish I wasn't having so many fucking connection issues.

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>>146633065
Thanks.

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Guys. Its.. holy shit that "banter"

1.) Callie vs Marie
2.) Cats vs Dogs rematch
3.) THE last Splatfest..
4.) Amiibo tie for splatfest (which might just be callie v marie)
5.) OCTOLING INVASION?!

Fucking shit I am all hyped up

>>146632850
I was pissed, too. I've never felt dissatisfied after a splatfest.

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>the last splatfest will not be done warmly as companions bidding farewell to an excellent run, but instead done under bitter rivalry full of hate and remorse
>it will be more about winning than having fun at our last chance to do so
>it will make insults fly back and forth instead of making us remember what truly matters
why did you do this nintendo?
i didnt want this
i dont think anyone wanted this

Real Previous thread

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>>146633263
Why in the fuck would it mean an Octoling invasion?

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>>146633308
you're fucking gay, you know that?

>>146633308
>splatfest starts
>4v4
>last minute music kicks in
OUR HERO HAS ENTERED THE BATTLEFIELD!
>Squid Sisters show up for their respective teams as Comps

>>146633308
Because it's hilarious. I love how they reference old stuff over the past year instead of acting like it never happened.

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>>146633308
>3-4 weeks from now
>Splatfest announcement
>Everyone is losing their shit
>Corn Chips vs Potato Chips!
Let's not get hasty, I doubt they'll pull the plug on this note. Or at least I hope not.

hoot hoot birdfags

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>>146633263
>2.) Cats vs Dogs rematch

>>146633471
hoot hoot zoopals
zoopals make eating

>>146633012
why did you delete this

>>146633397
Because why the fuck not in a post apoc game about kids spraying paint against one another for coins
>entire city gets amped up and drops their defenses because this is the biggest splatfest to date
>Octolings see it as a chance to invade
>in the middle of a match NPC Octos burst in to fuck shit up having a 3 way battle
>at the end of splatfest have some slowmo shots of team marie, team callie and octolings all to a climactic ending scene where they announce splat2n for the NX

>had the game since last november
>apparently there's still a jacket I haven't bought

This is ridiculous. Does it just cycle through, or is it just pure luck what clothes will randomly come in stock?

>>146633695
That would be fucking stupid.

>>146633758
random chance, also you can probably find someone wearing it in the plaza to order it for a higher price

>>146633695
Yeah, no.

>>146633829
Fuck off nigger, I already had my moment and you are just an afterthought

>>146633858
You can fuck right off as well.

But in all seriousness, kinda sad if this ends up being the last splatfest. What was the JP and EU splatfest banter like?

>>146633758
Funny enough I though I bought all the gear ages ago. Going into the shop to get the coro coro jacket here's this random red hoodie I never seen before in the shop I didn't know existed.

>>146633945
It won't be. They may close Splatfests in the west due to the lack of players, but Japan could still go on.

>>146633690
I didn't get replies

ok before we went bananas over this possible "last splatfest"
did the EU or Jap banter said something similar? maybe the salt only was real here

Whoa... SHOTS FIRED. Did not expect the results banter to end that way.

>>146634158
I have a feeling this was only to address people's concerns that Splatfests would be ending.

>>146634158
the jap banter is literally the same for every splatfest, check the wiki and you'll see
absolutely zero freshness on that island

>>146633758
I've found quite a few shirts on other players that I'd missed in the stores. It's random.

>splatoon is the only game where people prefer to get censored and from kindness no less

/ink/ is retarded.

>>146634427
What?

I want an option to make it impossible to super jump to me. People are way too retarded to use it

>>146634427
I can't decipher what your even talking about. this is making me really nervous for some reason. maybe I should just go to sleep.

>>146634158
I feel like the salt may have just come from the massively skewed popularity vote. I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't write these things in advance but rather reflected the results.

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>Decide to play some turf war in Splatoon after not playing Splatoon for a long time
>lolwut splatfest going on with one hour left
>Choose Team Night owls because I'm Marie fantic and always picked her team when was Splatfest going on
>Win Splatfest which people said Callie was guaranteed the easy win
>mfw

>>146634158
Reasoning won't make a difference, this place will be nothing but "last splatfest hype aaaaah" for the next three weeks.

I'm gonna miss night time mahi. the glow of the fire on the white platforms and the beautiful water reflection is so damn nice.

>>146634660
You know what's cool? Not reposting your posts everywhere.

>>146634730
Thanks for the (you)

>>146634158
If it was something like that, we would of heard about it. Honestly, it might be a Cats v Dogs rematch. The mechanics and such got changed so much and I bet a few of the super salty ones who were on Team Cat might still be around.

The way both of them broke character was a shock. I mean holy shit.

>moray towers

Well, time to go to sleep I guess. Game is unplayable for like 5 hours

>>146634660
There's no way anyone would have thought Callie's win was guaranteed. They should know that Night Owl's would have get the land slide popularity win and then the curse decides whether or not they lose too many battles.

>>146634730
Nobody saw his last one, he was late to the thread.

>white cum creates a perfect contrast on callie's black tentacles
this can't be a coincidence

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I want to walk Marie down the aisle

>>146634879
>white cum

You're describing cum like it comes in another colour.

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whatever happened to the days of callie being nice and sportsmanlike?
sigh
>>146634940
grocery shopping with marie!

>>146634879
Back to our old degenerate ways, I suppose.

>speed up sploosh guy kept running straight into my charged hydra
>he did it again the next round
>sends friend request saying I'm a cheat

>Amiibos come out
>they come with a built in Splatfest Resume
>Splatoon gets ported to the NX
>Splatfests for life
Glad I preordered on bestbuy

>>146633035
I want this photoshopped with Marie having bigger breasts. Atleast enough that her breasts nearly contact the back of Callie's arm.

>>146635038
I wonder if gor lurks this thread

>>146635024
It's nice to see she has her limits. She'll shrug off losses, but she won't put up with belittlement.

>>146635024
stop acting gay, calliefag. she's not the fucking angel you like to imagine her as. she's human. well, not really, but you get what I mean

>>146634953
It reinforces the point, describing the colors so as to show exactly how they contrast. It's not like Callie's tentacles come in colors other than black, either.
It's not entirely necessary, no. But it sounds better, at least in my opinion.

>>146634809
>Moray Towers

That's not how you spell Piranha Pit.

So are splatfests going to end after this next one then?

>>146635249
i dunno, i guess. i don't think a lot of people like callie would react that way though.
it just seems so jarring for callie to have such an outburst considering how she's usually so honest.
also, calm down

>>146634953
yellow-ish cum is a thing for mildly dehydrated people.

>>146635294
I have this feeling there was suppost to be white and black ink but they took it out at the last second and used the sisters secondary colors to fit the bill

>>146635413
no one knows man

>>146635413
How is anyone supposed to know that?

>>146635413
My snails are on an Amiibo sales pusher thingymobobber. timing is too perfect and they do come out in 12 days

>>146633308
I said it on /v/, but it'll probably end with something like
Marie: "We just played it up."
Callie: "Yeah we totally got you guys."
And splatfests will continue on as usual.

Screencap this.

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OMG, MARIE IS A SAVAGE BITCH!

TALK SHIT, GET HIT MARIE!

IT'S FUCKING COMING!

Do people really still play when splatfests are on? Don't they know about splathax?

>>146635849
bait

>>146635421
I'm not mad. that's just my posting style, sorry. I just thought it was weird how you seem sad about something so... meaningless? nintendo isn't very consistent with their personalities anyway. I guess I just don't get waifu shit
>>146635849
>he doesn't want to get on the only official leaderboards that splatoon will ever have

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"Final Splatfest" seems kinda sudden as fuck
Both of them breaking character seems strange
Jap or EU Splatfest did not have something like this or we would have heard about this

I am going to declare an Squid Sister Amiibo Advertising Splatfest.

They have done Ads before
Amiibos are here to stay because of that thing the new Nintendo CEO said months back
And the timing of the release of their Amiibos and the next splatfest will be pretty close

The sky is not falling (final splatfest)
No rematching (no second coming for you)
No Octolings (because no male counterparts)
This will be a plain ole Callie vs Marie Splatfest to tie in their Amiibos coming out.

>>146636042
NoA likes to be cool and hip.

>>146636042
the new amiibos release in two weeks. splatfest is every three weeks-ish, but they announce them a week before. the next fest will be announced the day of the amiibo release

>>146636181
Got a point, but we waited like 6 weeks on this splatfest and I think once Japan got a splatfest 2 weeks after theirs..? or maybe it was a japfest and they announced a global splatfest, cant remember

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There must be a few human societies left you know.

>>146637007
some isolated ass squalid mountain kufi camp full of impoverished and inbred degenerates and mutants subsisting on loaves of bread and their own piss maybe

ThatsSo you shouldn't have banned Dot.
All he wanted to do was make friends.

>>146637169
>Implying there isn't some secret underwater base
>Implying there isn't some sort of Enclave copycat
>Implying total genocide isn't coming

>>146637409
honestly a war between humans and squids would be the stupidest fuckin thing to ever see

>human weapons cannot harm inklings at all
>inkling weapons cannot harm humans at all
>both sides ineffectually fling projectiles at each other for x amount of months before mutually deciding to call it a stalemate and go back home

>>146637409
>Total genocide
Of humans? Probably.

>>146637007
Nah, humanity had its chance.

>>146637670
>Inklings can pick up bullet guns and use them
>Humans can't use ink guns
Oh shit what now

>>146637767
water cannons or squirt guns

>>146637767
>what is a water gun
I'm pretty sure firing a real gun would make an inkling pretty much blast apart, anyway.

>>146637767
cant we just piss on them?

>>146637767
>human picks up a bucket of water

>>146637767
>Inklings can pick up bullet guns
>Inklings have literally no bone or muscle mass whatsoever and just get liquefied by the recoil
okay

>>146637007
I like to think that some of humans put themselves into cyropreservation just like Judd was put in for 10,000 years by his owner


>>146637007
>human weapons cannot harm inklings at all
I'm pretty sure a gun would cause serious harm to an inkling.

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Guys...I feel like we're finally about to have a Callie VS Marie Splatfest from the look of things....

>>146637834
>>146637838
>>146637842
They aren't dissolved by water, they just can't swim.
>>146637861
How do Inklings pick up or wear things

>>146637861
You've seen the knock back on an Inkzooka? Or the sheer weight of a Dynamo?

>>146638016
>I'm pretty sure a gun would cause serious harm to an inkling
how do you figure
I can't see inklings being that susceptible to kinetic energy weapons, considering their bodies are pretty much entirely amorphous
bullets would probably just pass harmlessly through them
it'd be like trying to shoot at a wall of water

>>146638027
Keep telling yourself that.

>>146638084
We know that; a firehose would probably screw with them though.

>>146638136
It does make sense, the only way for them to fight is to liquefy each other with natural acids.

>At Pop Culture convention
>Look in art alleys
>Really quality Splatoon prints
>Inklings don't have eye masks
Fuck everything

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>everyone says squibs are going to be on night owls because kiddos like to stay up late
>choose early birds
>get shit inside

>>146638136
In one of the sunken scrolls it shows that inklings have brains. I'm pretty sure a bullet to their brain would stop them dead in their tracks.

>>146638357

Got a pic of it?

>>146638508
Octoling propaganda is hardly a credible source. They're made wholly of ink.

>>146638842
I don't think that shit is all octoling crap

>>146636042
>"Final Splatfest"
What?

>>146639321
did you stop reading right there?

>>146638407
You should have won more.

>>146638085
>comparable to firing a gun
Spot the literal child.

goodnight callie
i love you

>>146638842
Without a brain how would they even function. Unless they somehow evolved to function without brains. If anything we can assume that inklings do in fact have brains , and are not entirely made of ink.

>>146639892
see ya bro
sorry I've been shit posting at you lately

>>146639892
See ya bro
I will continue to shitpost at you

>>146639892
shit ya bro
sorry I've been seeing you post

WTF IS THE POINT OF YOU GOING 13/2 WITH AN ELITER IF YOU DONT ACTUALLY CAPITALIZE ON THOSE KILLS AND ACTUALLY HELP MAKING TOWARDS A PUSH RETARD.

holy shit, fucking MOVE AROUBD YOU DIPSHIT. every push we attempt to make is going to be a 2 including the rm v 3/4. we can't exactly push if you're dumbass is just going to stay on the platform on moray for the whole 5 minutes

>>146641073
>Thinking E-liters on towers don't treat the game like a glorified TDM where there's not actually a team, and there's no actual deathmatch. They're just shooting fish in a barrel.

>>146641073
what the fuck do you want me to do then?

>>146640080
Who says their brains have to be a singular mass?

>>146642665
it takes one to know one

>>146642745
Try again?

who /forgotaboutsplatfest/ here

>>146643497
Me

>>146643497
I was aware of it, but I didn't have time to participate it. But, I was going to go for Night Owl...

man, I don't like The Saltenning much. pretty funny at first, and I was shocked (definitely thought it was an edit), but thinking deep about it, I don't like the division/rivalry/fighting going on yknow

I dislike the whole "I won more splatfests" "I won the important ones", because at least I personally do not really play teams for who leads them, but the topic. and at least for me, it's not Marie or Callie who wins, but the whole team and what they were fighting for...

I dare offend our holy sisters to say it feels kind of selfish that all the work only ends up for "THEM" winning especially when supposedly they didn't even participate in the actual battles (and I know y'all gonna McFucking lose it over not worshipping our goddesses, damn it, I'm sorry /ink/, I'm just being honest here).

fuck me I'm pretty sad actually even though I'm not even a NAcan

/rant

>>146645045
What you're saying makes perfect sense. Every time in the past Callie celebrated her wins with "WE did it". And sometimes even congratulated the opposition for their efforts. Even Marie commended her team most of the time. But on this occasion they only attacked each other, no congratulations either way at all. This wasn't even a topic you could understandably get upset over. This is either building up to something big, or simple terrible writing.

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>>146638543
Nah, obviously they don't let you take photos of the art people are selling
There was also one of Callie as Agent 1, but they fucked up her mouth tremendously

I did get this neat Woomy pic though

>>146645380
It's all your fault /ink/, you did this with your meme magic. You shitposted so much that Marie is a bitch and Callie is sick of her that you altered reality.

>>146646537
Marie has been a cunt since launch, if anything, memes just magnified it

>>146646847
No she hasn't. She's only been snarky and memes always exaggerated it.

>>146646301
Not bad. Didn't think there'd be a market for Splatoon drawings a year later.

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>>146646537
Marie is a bitch, but she's my cute bitch and I love her that way

Callie and Maire will ask us to vote for each others Amiibo in a Global Splatfest.

>>146648264
>Marie
>being nice or caring
if anything, she'd just agree with Callie that Marie's amiibo is the one you should vote for

>>146648676
Marie amiibo vs. Marie the actual character

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>tfw no sex with Marie

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yeah, there's no doubt in my mind the next Splatfest will be a huge Squid Sisters amiibo ad. As if not enough people were going to buy those anyway.

Nintendo is a little bit TOO clever sometimes

>>146632326
Sponsors are the most important

>>146649070
>the most obvious hamfisted marketing ploy that everyone can see coming from miles away
>clever

>>146631526
Because Splatfest are no more "pick the less popular team to win" events.

neo-/ink/ confirmed dead

>>146646301
Cool. Who's the artist?

and
>not taking a pic "of the hallway" from a distance anyway

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>>146631206

>>146646301
>>146656062
Found it.
http://r-no71.deviantart.com/art/Splat-that-536660718

>daily deviation
kek

>>146649070
as long as Callie is for marie, and marie is for Callie.

>>146631574
>>146631715
I don't think I can handle this Bi-polar Callie.
One minute Marie's sass doesn't faze her next minute this. I can't handle all this flip-flopping, you never know which one you're gonna get.
#WhichCallie

>>146649070
>calamazones
>ayo & oly
fucking french people

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>>146656604
The last japanese splatfest was...brutal.

>>146631949
I'm glad Night Owl actually had more Wins. Don't need more fuel for the 8x multiplier now that Wins % levels have been balanced via introducing ranked turf war.

So I'm using a hack that switches the game's music to custom music.

What music should I use for, besides Sunshine's and Kirby's ones?

>>146632036
>Callie: But I've won WAY more Splatfests than you...
>Marie: Whatever... I won all the important ones.

Marie does sorta have a point here.
For all the Splatfests Callie has won the total score is still
Callie: 12,168
Marie: 12,232

>>146657110
but the soundtrack is GOAT

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>Literally civil war with all those diehard fans
>Agent 1 n 2 no longer working together

YES! squidos YES! Time to get back our zapfish and plushies too

>>146657110
Hand that shit over so I can replace it all with silence and use whatever.

>>146657110
how do you do that? I want to remove the music

>>146657376
>>146657340
This. Also give a hack that controls the enemies ink colour so we can have total silence to focus on the sound effects and give the enemies the most indiscreet colour so we have as much advantage.as possible.

>>146657537
Here we go. The death of Splatoon's multiplayer begins.

>>146657231
Where did in my post did I say Splatoon's soundtrack is bad?

I love it, I just want to switch them because I got sick of hearing it again and again.

>>146657376
>>146657340
https://github.com/OatmealDome/SplatoonUtilities/blob/master/MusicRandomizer/README.md

>>146657537
There's Colorizer for that, but you have chances to get banned.

>>146657631
>begins
>implying it's hasn't already been destroyed

>>146657695
I mean when hackers begin dancing on the corpse.

>>146632459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIq6T1tzrbE

>>146657638
fuck off koopa
>inb4 cheating is okay

>>146658629
Calm down. I just came here to ask suggestions. I'm not shilling or anything. The hack I'm using in question has nothing to do with the matches, and if it did, I would get banned.

>>146657110
I kind of want to compile a playlist for splatoon, now... hm.

what happeneds when you put in a song that isn't five minutes into this music hack? do you just not hear any music for the rest of the match?

>>146657110
>What music should I use
Do Splatunes!!!
http://music.gamechops.com/album/splatunes

I already play
http://music.gamechops.com/track/sweet-inktory
on reaching royalty in Splatfest.

Guys, it's not gonna be a Callie vs. Marie Splatfest
It'll be a Marie vs. Callie Splatfest

>>146659149
jfc leave it to hacking shitters to have such godawful taste in music

>>146659159
That would be a spoiler at the time of announcement.
It needs to start as a Callie vs Marie Splatfest and only at the end reveal that they voted for the other's team.

>>146659241
>Not liking remixes

>>146659047
They repeat.

>>146659241
Well, you wouldn't mind sharing some of your music's taste, would you?

>>146659241
why don't you post some good music to play? I don't even disagree with you, I just want some nice splatoon music

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>>146659253
Marie seems like the kinda person that would't do that sort of thing, Callie maybe, but not Marie

>>146659351
>doesn't even read the text on the repo he posted

>>146659159
>>146659253
It's okay, it's okay, both of these ideas are retarded.

>>146659565
And why is that?

>>146659570
>Songs will have to have loop settings when converted to be able to repeat in-game.Some tracks (like the Shop music)mustbe multi-stream, otherwise they may not sound correct in-game.

tell me anon
what does this imply

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>>146659713
since launch she has been talking shit about Callie nonstop, and only giving backhanded compliments, or being a salty jerk when she loses

>146657308
Literally clutching straws out of your anus

>>146659941
>being a tsukkomi in a manzai means you hate the boke
Come on, they even had a Splatfest about this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manzai

>>146657308

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>>146660657
Even Callie, the most patient person in the world is getting worn out by Marie's shenanigans

>>146660864
It's all a script. An act.
Of course I wouldn't expect 4chan to understand when something isn't serious.

snore

>>146657376
I've replaced the songs with Jet Set Radio and Sonic Rush soundtracks before, in my opinion they kinda fit the game's mood, especially the former option.

>>146661773
Whoops, meant to reply to
>>146657110

>>146661758
same, fuck these rotations

>>146662831
Be glad that it's not Splat Zones.

>>146664041
>be glad that it's not the best mode in the game
excuse me

>>146664096
If you're a charger user, sure.

>>146664217
tc is the charger mode of choice

>>146664661
Blaster, you meant.

>>146664832
Every mode is blaster mode

>>146664832
I don't see why it can't be both. tc is a poorly designed shitshow.

>>146665104
Splat Zones IS the poorly designed shitshow, by the simple fact the zones aren't changed and randomized to different places and terrains.

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*puk puk puk puk puk puk puk puk*

>>146665687
>hear the distinct rhythm of the 52 gal
>lmao I use squelcher so I'll just casually out range him
>it's actually a sspro
>he outranges me
>I die

>>146665104
>I'm bad at TC

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>>146665614
>by the simple fact the zones aren't changed and randomized to different places and terrains.
What.

>>146665934
not true. I'm okay at tc and I'm much worse at rm, but love rm. tc is just a bad mode through and through.

>>146666268
lady sheocolor's
what
what

>>146666067
Because....?

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>>146665687

TING!

YOU CAN SHOOT FROM THE FUCKING SPAWN POINT

YOU'RE INVINCIBLE THERE

WHY DO YOU FAGGETS LEAVE THE SPAWN POINT WHEN THEY'RE THAT CLOSE

WHy

real not-game hours
keep it up twitterfags

>>146667036
yeah, ./ink/'s dead and we can do nothing about it, we should merge and be done with it.
not even nintendo believes in splatoon anymore

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>>146667036
how dare people upload images on an imageboard

>>146666763
>favors chargers and blasters
yes, I can just kill them (I always target then first so that we can ride the tower), but you have to admit that it's bullshit.
>a team can win by spam jumping to the tower
try it. it's really fun to do, but bullshit.

tc just isn't as good as the other modes. it's still fun, but the other two modes are just so much better. it's like towers. fun to play on, but poorly designed

>>146667241
/ink/ isn't for terrible art dumps, it's for splatoon discussion

>>146667282
oh, I forgot
>can pop your bubbler or kraken to sit on the tower and get ez points
yes, you can just push them off (this is really easy with h3, btw) but it's still bullshit.
there's probably other shitty things about tc that I'm forgetting as well. (I haven't played in a week and I have bad memory...)

>146667036
>146667467

>>146665687
E-liter and N-zap along Dual Squelcher have the best sounds.

>>146667036
Senpai, there's no way we could have a general without art dumps. These threads are 90% art dumps and squid sisters.

>>146667862
I don't like eliter's sounds. they make it sound so heavy. it feels like I'm hulking a big powerful weapon and it fucks up my aim. I can only use squiffers, bamboos, and splatchargers for this reason

>>146667241
>>146668042
stop giving him attention. STOP. IT.

>>146668203
how would he learn he's not wanted here unless we tell him to fuck off?

>>146668526
he knows that, he simple dont care about that, his autism is greater than his respect for himself

Walter is the new King of /ink/

>>146668973
who? is that babthud's new name?

>>146669062
>sullying based walter's name with that of bathtub
waterhose yourself

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>>146669191
Walther Babthud, the name of a shitter

>>146668042
Exactly. So stop having a general for art dumps in /vg/.

>>146669657
You can't really do anything about it unless your babt.

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>>146669657
No

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>>146631884
O shit

>>146656759
What is going on in this picture?

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>>146671685

>>146672069
Why is Marie such a hate filled bitch?
What did Callie do to deserve to be harassed so much?

It's been awhile since i've actively participated in /ink/, but I remember last year when squad battles were coming out people were going to try playing a match where nobody moves to see what happens in the result of a tie. What happens if 0% of the map is inked?

>>146672287
the game picks a random winner
>>146668973
are my posts that obvious

>>146672069
Oh, nice. Marie a bitch, Callie a bes.

>>146672259
She had the unfortunate experience to be born as a first cousin to that smug squid.

>>146672259
Callie is a little shit, Marie's job is to put her in her place.

>>146672287
Coin flip, if there is a tie of any kind, the game will randomly select one side and all 300 points to each member, so ties are never a thing

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I don't see what's so difficult to understand about the fact Marie is the best BECAUSE she's a heartless bitch.

>>146672069
they've already implied that callie is a slut

>and now move on to demolish the rest
yeah all twenty of them

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>>146672754

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>>146631380
If it actually happens, I'll defy my preferences and vote for Marie.

>>146673413
who thought that splatfest was a good idea

Please remember that Callie Vs Marie is the final splatfest, after it's over, it's over, no more updates, no more splatfests, no more online no more /ink/

>>146673747
I would happily end /ink/ if it comes to light.

>>146673747
>no more online
good meme

>>146673837
There is a strong possibility, for in the west at least.

>>146673837
>paying for servers when only 12 players at peak

>>146673413
Can Marie take the whole thing?

>>146673980
There really isn't.

>>146674078
Callie's a general dicksucking whore, Marie is a sophisticated master of vaginal control. It only makes sense.

>>146674190
Look around, the only points brought up about Splatoon online is how bad it is outside of Japan. Do not be surprised if the servers are closed in the NA and EU after the finale - by popular demand.

>>146674408
do the nips really hate us that much?

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>>146674008
fuck this picture is so good
>that vulva
also i love it when you can see boob curve in the pink parts of the outfit
pic related is shit but i don't remember any other pictures with what i mean

>>146674573
you mean when the fat is overflowing the clothes? yeah I love that too

>>146674408
That's the most retarded thing I've heard all day.

>>146674573
What does one have to do to gain such shit taste?

>>146674730
Keep telling yourself that, denial is healthy.

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>>146674708
so cute

>>146675325
yeah that's the stuff

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>>146675652

>>146675325
>>146675808
stop

>>146675325
gross, but kind of cute
>>146675716
perfection. I wish the artist didn't delete this
>>146675808
irredeemably bad. western shit is always terrible.

>>146675716

>>146675808
>Vore
Fuck this mess i just wanted cute belly

>>146676058
>nips
anon no you're gonna get banned...

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>>146675993
>perfection
uh, i wouldn't say that, at least not originally
it looked kind of shit first
>>146675325
>>146675808
>>146676058
>>146676273
fucking disgusting holy shit

>>146672381
>>146672613
I see. Thanks for responding to my question. That's kinda boring though. I thought it would do something like calculate the strength of each players gear and average them or something.

>/ink/ is just filled with fat vorefags
>no one cares about the game enough to talk about it

chubby girls a best, your all missing out

>>146676273
>>146676457
Holy shit how can you fuck up someones face and neck so badly

>>146676273
>>146676457
>>146676631
this is fucking foul. I actually feel sick now.
>>146676437
oh, that's why I never saved it! yeah, the pig nose looks weird.

>>146676631
holy fucking shit please don't associate chubby girls with this abhorable garbage

would rather the thread die than this bullshit

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>>146676724
I don't think that's all they fucked up...

>>146676910
i'd recommend merging
but if this is all /ink/ is, then i agree, /ink/ should be die

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>tumblr shit
End yourself

>146677117

>>146677117
fuck off

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>>146676816
To be fair there is a very fine line between perfectly soft and chubby and just fat.

Does anyone here even play splatoon?
certainly doesn't look to be the case.

>>146677298
um, i think it can be agreed that does the fucking mike powell long jump over the line

>146677370

>>146677370
why bother playing when you can cheat amirite guys

>>146677274
This is no different to just replying. Don't.

>>146677454
you're right

>>146677298
fucking disgusting

>>146677434
By 'that' you mean the previous shit, not what I just posted, right?

>>146677642
yes

>>146672381
fuck off

>/ink/ is going to die
of course, unless we get a sequel
>/ink/ is going to die because a couple autists are posting vore/porn/waifuposting
of course not, /ink/ is going to die because the lack of interest in general, I never understood why you want /ink/ to die, if you dont like this thread, you can go, nobody is forcing you to stay here

>>146677370
I agree that I dont play as often as usual I blame xenoblade chronicles but I still play

>>146677298
I love these little pot bellies

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>>146677606
Hey, I prefer girls slender. I like Marie thin and Callie /fit/, but even I must admit there's an appeal in adequately soft women.

>>146677885
>Callie /fit/
could you not