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Michelle's big fat butt

>>146580375
I'm not into the porn so I can't say any "at leasts" about the sequels.

>>146584269
Mangle's big chubby belly

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Time for a new thread already?

hi guys, does anyone, who has a skype, help me with me 3d model of chica?, i have problems with boleans, at least i this i perfected excruding and basic sheet

>>146586734
You might want to seek some medical attention instead, as you seem to be suffering from a stroke.

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>>146589112
rump

>badger is starting a patreon
J E W
E
W

>>146589453
Fuck off, hateanon

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This might come off as weird and random but I was thinking of writing a Goosebumps-styled story of FNAF seeing the recent news of a book series.

I want to make this story as Goosebumps as possible so what should I put in?

It's already in the POV of the main kid but what are the other attributes of a Goosebumps book?

>>146590086
No explicit gore, for one. Good luck with that one, Edgelord.

>>146590086
http://www.bloggerbeware.com/2008/07/r-e-t-r-o-s-p-e-c-t-find-out-what-it.html
http://www.bloggerbeware.com/2011/05/look-back-in-langour.html
These might help. One thing I've learned from reading Goosebumps as an adult is that R.L. Stine often padded out chapters with unnecessary clutter. Characters repeat dialogue. The kids are distracted by some random thought or event. Sudden twists appear which are immediately revealed to be fake-outs. Those sort of things.

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Butt coming soon. Stay awake thread!

>>146591001
what kind of butt

>>146590086
Write it in as little time as possible. R.L. Stine really cranked them out

>>146589112
Mam, I miss Toy Bonnie.

>>146586734
Like using a shape to take a chunk out of another one?

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need more booty

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Seems someone here thrives off of the bitter taste of mediocrity.

>>146594156
I'm pretty sure "mediocre" is just another word for regular, average, mundane, and what we're witnessing here is far below average.

Okay, here is a sneak peek of my second FNAF related story. It's called No Strings on Me (A.K.A if FNAF was a Goosebumps story). Reader Beware etc. etc.

>I had no idea what my little sister saw in that puppet but it was her favorite, the plush toy of it was the first one she ever got and she even went as it for Halloween last year, a girl version of it with a dress but you get my point. She would always be near it too, The Marionette was stationed at the prize corner and would hand-in prized for tickets in return, even if she doesn't have any tickets she would go there and talk to it, as if it would actually talk back, she actually got in trouble for holding up the line once which is why she's now only allowed to go there if she was turning in tickets. Like I said, she was obsessed with it for reasons only heaven knows. The Marionette was the definition of nightmare fuel, it's black leathery skin was almost scale-like, it was the same stuff those jackets greaser's wear were made out of, it's painted clown-like face with those silver eyes deep in it's sockets made it look like it was wearing a mask and that voice... holy cow that horrible voice. It was so... sardonic and it had an echo, a freaking echo!

Tell me if it's Goosebumpsy enough so far.

>>146594998
It's been a long, long time since I've last read a Goosebumps book, but it looks alright.

>songs that you'd add for the Toys to sing

>>146594998
>little girl's interaction with the puppet
Color me interested

>>146589452
Guess what? Chicken butt.

>>146594998
Please continue this, that was a good read!

>>146600116
You're very easily amused. I'd need at least a page to curb my nostalgic desire for bumpy gooses.

Bit of a question guys, would springtrap be considered Gore?

>>146600334
http://pastebin.com/vN8DFxeF

you can consider him tuna

>>146600334
I would say it depends on the pic or story he's featured in.
Like maybe if it was him in the process of being sprung or right after he jiggled the springlock, got sproinged and is just a barely twitching body on the ground.
If he's shown as the rotten rabbit people know and love shambling around then no.
Gore isn't my thing so I personally have no idea and am just throwing thoughts around.

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Oh well then. Booru.

Tablet pen failed, will ask for requests on Monday. No thicc memery.

>>146601290
I think I hate you now.
fucking thickfags

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>>146601290
That's a fat rabbit.

>>146601516
Anon, no! It's a trick, your hatred only inflates his ego!

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>>146601290

>>146601516
This isn't thick or 'thicc'. This is fat, and Ace assumes it as such. Good on him

>>146601290
hmmmmm...!

>>146603863
Who's this donut steel fag?

>>146604095
I honestly have no idea. Posted sometime in the thread though, so probably during that "favorite animal and fetish" animatronic thing.

>>146601290
You have a severe case of Jimimitis

>>146604546
Honing your whit are you?

I've decided to show another sneak peek of my story and what I have so far, this is a scene where the main kid is spying on two employees at Freddy Fazbear's. Reader Beware, your in for a scare!

>"Don't tell me to calm down Vince, we used to make at least ten times that amount, we are LOSING money. I thought that stupid cartoon show would be making us some money but that studio is losing profits too, The animators are striking for crying out loud!" The man said as he spun around in his chair, pinching his nose. "It's because of everything that's been happening to this company, I swear it's like God himself is conspiring against us, first it was that incident with that kid at the original location, that poor kid got his head crushed like a grape by the Fredbear animatronic, I'm surprised we even managed to get off the ground after that!".

>My eyes widened in horror hearing this, someone died at this "original location" when did that even happen? I wanted to run away and tell my parents but my morbid curiosity made me stay where I was and told me to continue listening in.

>"Well, first of all that wasn't even the company's fault, some worthless punks shoved him in Fredbear's mouth thinking it would be funny plus by the time that happened the other locations were being opened, besides the kid's alive ain't he?" Vincent said with not a lot of concern for this kid.

>"Well yeah, but he's in a coma now!". The man named Scott said turning back to Vincent. "Doctor's said he's missing his frontal lobe... whatever that is." I rolled my eyes, really dude? I was ten years old and I knew what a frontal lobe was, it's the part of the brain that determines rational thought and some other junk.

>>146604223
I almost thought it was Tracy Rex, but yours sounds more likely.
Lizards and maids. I can't remember if there were any lusty argonian maid jokes.

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It's rough being Oracle. She takes great pride in her skill as a mechanic, having done so for Them for a long time and getting to put those skills to good use with helping maintain FazScare's. So it gets really old really quickly when the valued customers keep mistaking you for a Scarer.

Or just stare at your ass. Same difference.

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>>146604592

>>146605217
well then she shouldn't be wearing daisy dukes. I get she's glad to have an ass again, but seriously

>>146605217
Just write a story about Phillip fucking either Oracle or 2 already, for fuck's sake.

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>>146605217
Did her ass just speak?

>>146605217
Things like daisy dukes really fit Toy Chica when it comes to alternative wear.

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>>146605374
She's perfectly fine with Phillip or the crew getting an eyeful of her. It's almost flattering seeing humans getting hot under the collar over a sculpted robotic body like her own. She's well aware she was built with prominent t&a factor.

It's when she gets called to do work in the halls when a light shorts out or a vent isn't working right during scare hours and all the drunk teenagers start hassling her that she gets annoyed. She's a qualified mechanic dammit, not a Scarer and not a hussy.

>>146605409
Someone already did that, though. I like to tease ideas and encourage thirst and see if other people are able to get thirsty enough to take swings at it instead for the most part. Most of the PhilOracle fics out there are FAR better than what I could write of the two anyways.Saying NOTHING of all the extremely good art BB and Snax have done involving lewd Unit .2's and Oracle.

>>146606043
I wouldn't be asking you if I wanted other people's material, you slippery chucklefuck
Not to mention that it's a request more moved by being attached to the characters than an actual desire for erotic material.

>>146604997
Try having Vincent say Scott's name as a way to introduce him so you can avoid the awkward "the man named Scott said, turning back to Vincent"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE--aSvBn0I

>>146598379
Any Duran Duran song.

>>146609157
That reminds me of the episode of Ghost Stories with that little girl who had a heavily-hinted to be sexual relationship with a rabbit demon.

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>>146609157

>>146609157
Tell me where this is from

Now

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>>146609657
There's only one solution
Dear god, Step One was 13 years ago.

>>146610059
And it's still a great series.

>>146610059
Damn. Usually I love these kinds of stories, but it's not funny when someone else has to pay for a /b/tart's natural aversion to common sense.

>>146610059
I'm sorry but does she have no common sense!? Assuming this happened I mean

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>>146610293
Turns out, there are sociopaths all over the place.

>>146610059
>>146610530
epic screenies, bro

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>>146610582
Don't worry, I have enough for everybody!

>>146604997
And then they're gonna be vague about what happens after midnight and the kids will be curious and investigate, I'm guessing?

Robots in pampers

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>>146612876

>>146613028

Nah, their butts are just oily.

>>146613101
I know, but from the way he drew it, I always thought it looked like they were wearing diapers.

>>146613202
I thought pampers was a brand? Don't you mean diapers?

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>>146612876
>>146613284
>pampers
Okay, I'll stop posting these.

>>146613284
I clearly said diapers. Pampers are a brand of diapers so I thought it would count.

>>146613364
Thank god he is dead. It probably sounds awful, but knowing that he's no longer among the living makes me feel so much more at ease.

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So who else is celebrating this fine Saturday night

>>146613364
What in our glorious and delicious savior Freddy Fazbear did I just read

>>146613704
>Pamperchu
>dead

Any source on that, anon?

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>>146613364
D E L E T
T H I S H
T H I S I
T H I S S

>>146613841
Celebrating what?

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>>146614642
That it's saturday, and you're not dead yet ofc

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>>146613896
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Pamperchu
He's like CWC, except for Pokemon instead of Sonic the Hedgehog.

>>146614447
>>146613704
He's not dead, he just caught cancer.
Speculation insists he got it from either his diapers or his sugar daddy.

>>146613841
I am: I've got enough beer and pizza so I can get drunk while watching shitty 70s kung-fu movies. It's the best pastime ever.

>>146614960
Ehh. I'm sort of looking forward to death though.
I think it'll be a good transition from where I'm at now.

>>146613364
Are there more screenshots of this calibre of stupidity? That got a laugh out of me, it did

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>>146615310

>>146615310
I think I've shit up the thread enough as it is. Just google 'pamperchu' and you'll come across the ED article, several /cow/ threads, and a whole bunch of other nobodies commenting about him.

>>146609725
What was it?

>>146617390
You know, archives are a thing

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>>146615065
That's the spirit
>>146615232
Are you ok anon

>>146617480
Don't encourage more blogposting

>>146617480
I'm with that anon, but more out of a morbid curiosity of what it feels like that actual suicidal tendancies, unless I'm off my meds.

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>>146617668
are you doing okay too anon?

>>146617672
Dying's no fun. Your body gets real cold, your head gets real muddy, and there's a feeling of impending doom that you can't shake.

>>146617742
Shut the fuck up, Bonnie.

>>146617802
Not enough of them

>>146617470
Fireden's being difficult

>>146617802
Depends, is it you, Servo?

>>146617802
Servo should have drawn her more

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>>146617829
Don't go and start something you can't finish
>>146617802
I approve

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>>146617802
I can't get enough of them. Big mama bears are my favorite.
Also seconding>>146617834

When will FNAF stop being such a laughingstock?

>>146618338
When some loony in a Freddy suit shoots up a pizza place.

>browsing around in an art supply store
>find a section full of drawing books
>neat
>look through them
>ton of "how to draw manga" books
>couple of minecraft strategy guides for some reason
>kek
>get to the last shelf
>how to draw furries
If it wasn't $23 I would've bought it. Goddamn.

>>146618092
See http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=34030

>>146618338
When the underage shitters fuck off from it, probably when a Slenderman-type incident like what>>146618431 describes happens or when they move on to their next target.

>>146618338
Is Homestuck taken seriously yet?

>>146618431

I'm honestly surprised this hasn't happened yet. With all of the spergs this game attracts I'm shocked that some autist hasn't decided to dress up as Freddy and go full Omar on his local Chuck E. Cheese's.

>>146618562
>10 years from now
>kids that are fans of freddy's will be posting on 4chan
>shitting up /v/ with nostalgiafagging
>we'll still be here circlejerking

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>>146618764
>5N@F43: Freddy In Space becomes real

>>146618764
Reminds me of that one anon with a kid who messes around in /fog/ and tells him all about her misadventures in 4chan.

>>146618501
What a shame, with a book like that you could've become a new drawfag

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>>146613841
what I do every night.

Drink and play video games. Then maybe porn.
Then a brief moment of introspection as I feel sorry for myself then some more porn.

>>146617802
I'm open to the concept, but I haven't seen one that I like yet.

>>146618501
how are you going to become an ocfag now?

>>146619439
He could write.

>>146619645
Who?

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>>146619645
true, i'll leave him this for some inspiration

>>146619792
Huh, now I want to write some funtime foxy smut
If only I wasn't so fucking sleepy

Wow. DAGames' newest song, "Left Behind". They went all-out here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE--aSvBn0I

Made the office and the animatronics in 3D complete with jumpscare animations, plus the singer's in the video, too.

>>146606043

For the sake of tone consistency, I'm okay with you not writing the original GQ characters in smut.

I mean, yeah they're your ideas and all but it's like if Jack Kirby came back to the Fantastic Four, and drew them in an orgy. Shit would feel weird.

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>>146620952
>GhostQuest
>tone consistency

>>146620764
It may be because my judgement is cloudy, but i don't hate it

On a side note, i REALLY hope that Baby takes on a role like freddy did in fnaf 1

>>146621475
I hope Freddy becomes the big villain again.

>>146621320
I mean, it went from Evil Dead 1 to Army of Darkness over the course of twenty sessions. It's not THAT inconsistent.

>>146621475
>>146621636
I'm expecting another "twist" like we've gotten in the past games.

Maybe an animatronic named "William" that pops in on the final day ala Nightmare, or for a plot revelation/retcon that fucks up the chronology again.

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>>146618501
>how to draw furries
>not robots or anything related
Shit taste, Anon. Go get your fingers jammed up a pinch point.

>>146621696
Those two movies were so inconsistent I hardly consider them part of the same franchise.

>>146621861
$23 was way too much to buy something for a joke like that, but I legitimately would have bought a book that went into the nitty gritty of how robots worked and how to draw them

>>146621821
But anon, William is the one who built the SL animatronics.

>>146621936
Yeah they were, but Evil Dead 2 bridges it fairly well.

Sometimes I remember that Ash vs Evil Dead is an actual thing and I smile.

>>146622182
>Humans are the real monsters
>As well as Chuck E. Cheese and his robot army

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>>146621636
>this freddy becoming a villain

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>>146620952
This. I did write some Oracle and Phillip smut on request, as well as Unit .2 on Phillip on request at one point, but I didn't finish either and it just felt forced and awkward. I know people love the idea of Phillip and Oracle hooking up, I do too oddly enough, but the reality is in the whole quest, the most romantic thing they did together was hug, and that was AFTER Oracle died and tensions were highest. I can't imagine Phillip being a robophile, and even more importantly, after the events of GhostQuest, it's hard to imagine him opening up or trusting anyone to get into a relationship, beyond that Oracle is a very flat character. In the quest that was fine, since a lot of things, like survival and solving puzzles were being balanced into the equation, so not every character needed to be perfectly fleshed out (there's a pun in there somewhere), but now that Phil and Oracle live on in story, I have to expand on both of them. Phil is easy, but Oracle... I've spent a long time writing sketches and history lineups on Oracle, relationship charts, that sort of thing. I think I finally got her to a point of being relevant in Dust Bunny (fucking finally) but it was an issue for a while.

I could make some really lazy forced smut like I did with Samantha/Freddy gore-fucking the guard at some point, but it would almost certainly not be canon.

>>146621936
I love drastic toneshifts, they make good attention grabbers. I also loved the abrupt swap of genre between Alien and Aliens.

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>>146622182
I hope nobody's soul is inside that Bonnie puppet.

Shit would suck. Being so tiny and having someone's hand constantly up your ass.

>>146622824
Yeah but it's usually disappointing when some promising horror switches to action or comedy, even if the end result is good in its own right. Good horror is scarce.

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>>146623052
I can understand this as well, if it's any consolation, the story I'm writing now based on FNAF1 will be 100% horror focused, no strings attached.

>>146622824
Alien and Aliens worked because despite the shift in genres there was still tonal and logical consistency between the two. The movie itself may have had a different feel, but both stories still felt like they existed within the same kind of universe.

>>146622926
Funtime Freddy has no hand. Puppet Bonnie IS his hand.

>>146624234
Masturbation must be either very difficult or very easy.

>>146624762
He's got three hands, so my money's on it being easier.

>>146624762
>prepare ur dong
>hope your long
>every single time freddy tries to masturbate

>>146624923
>you will never get an earjob from your handpuppet

>>146624923
>prepare ur dong
>hope your long
Well shit, have you got that edit?

Holy fuck I just understood the reference in Gooseman's "It's Another Roomates Story"
10/10

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>tfw you will never marry Ballora and adopt Baby and be a happy loving family

>>146626731
I bet you would get a divorce after a month.

>>146626731
i bet you couldn't even dance with her

>>146627406
Why would I do that?

>>146627454
She can teach me how.

>>146627454
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.

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How many Slice of Life stories do we have at this point? So far I got:
>New Management
>Roommates
>Dust Bunny
>Burlesque Saloon
Am I missing any?

>>146628437
Home invasion?

>>146628437
I'm not really sure I'd call some of those Slice of Life.

>>146628437
>How many Slice of Life stories do we have at this point?
>do
Did.

>>146628437
New Management, Burlesque, and even Roomates aren't really SoLs, as they feature actual character development and cohesive plot arcs.

New Management and Burlesque are roboromances with their own secondary plots:
In NM, it revolves around Bonnie's character development.
In Burlesque, it revolves around the whole mafia thing.

As for Roomates, it is, if anything, a mystery novella with generous amounts of buildup in the form of SoL.
And that's a good thing. Slice of Life, by itself, is pure trash.

>>146629948
Did they get deleted or something? Why didn't anyone archive them?

>>146629964
Oh, he actually worked at making the Nerd Mangle meme fit within the idea of consumer-aimed advanced robotics.

>>146630071
Oh no, I meant to imply that half of those with the exception of Roomates and Dust Bunny aren't being updated anymore.
Which is a shame.

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>>146629964
>Fazbear Entertainment forces their employees to discuss raises with a rustic machine that is most likely ineffective at best and murderous at worst

>>146601290
I wish I had been there to stop you in time, before you became this warped, damaged thing.

>>146630770
he's doing god's work

>>146629964
Oh jeez, I love all the little details in the text.
Can anybody make out what the scratched out stuff says?

>>146629964
Memes aside, I love that aesthetic.

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>>146631485
Yeah, but not one of the good gods.

>>146632295
>All of our animatronic performers have ___ ensure ____ a danger to our ___ staff

>Chica has proficient skills in both basic care and first aid. This ensures ___ safety even in ___ ____ all humans____ to assist in a crisis situation.

That's all I got

>>146632603
>All of our animatronic performers have ___ ensure ____ a danger to our valued staff
>Chica has proficient skills in both basic care and first aid. This ensures our patron's safety even in ___ ____ all humans____ to assist in a crisis situation.
What do you think? Anything else click?

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>Not equipping your animatronics with a working throat tube, artificial stomach, and saliva glands for enjoying ice cold sodas and pizza together with

>>146633594
Nope, the scribbles are thickest between "human(s)" and "to assist".
Maybe it's "to be able to assist in a crisis situation"?

Really sucks for her to be the one doing the munching, I can't remember the older comics, but did she ever try to "treat" the kid?

>>146634032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVyhGNMMgvo

>>146634032
Too late, I started fantasizing about throatfucking her before I saw the spoiler.

I wouldn't mind hanging out with dusty rabbot while eating homemade pizzas and drinking coke with

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>>146632498
>Papa Nurgle
>The only chaos god who actually gives a shit about his followers
>Has a big, happy, disgusting family
>Not one of the good gods
Apply yourself, m8

>>146634414
>homemade pizza
God that sounds so good right now with an ice cold beer. Can robots get drunk? Can they simulate getting drunk?

>>146629952
I myself consider Roommates to be primarily a slice-of-life story with a recurring "question arc"/subplot, but that's just my personal opinion.

>slice-of-life by itself is pure trash
I respectfully disagree, anon. I find slice-of-life stories to be cozy and interesting if executed properly. It's possible to have good slice-of-life without resorting to fluff.

>>146634414
You don't drink coke, you snort it

>>146634754
I wish I can find the pics GMF did of a couple of the bots getting "drunk", Scribble's Mangle getting hammered from Foxy's grog or Snax's Fredrica letting her hair down on New Years 2015.

I would lean towards the simulate part, just for them to fit in.
Homemade pizza is the goddamn best

How does one make a proper homemade pizza? Last I've tried, used household bread, shredded cheese and tomato sauce

>>146636004
Dough is most important part, you can buy premade pizza bases or make your own with flour and stuff. Other than that you just throw shit on it and bake it.

>>146636004
>household bread
It's best if you make your own.
Also be sure to brush your rolled out dough with some olive oil before adding the sauce for a bit of shine and taste.

>>146636004
Make dough. Pre-bake crust if you want, not recommended. Add toppings. Bake.

I don't understand why people think cooking is hard. It just takes time and people are lazy.

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>>146634830
Well, as long as we're talking about personal taste, allow me to drop my hot, hot opinions.
I just don't enjoy stories that don't go, you know, somewhere, be that somewhere a lovely romance, hardcore fucking, or grisly murder.
I just think standard plot structure is a nice guideline, no matter the genre the story is.
Buildup, climax, denouement, that good shit's present in all great stories.

It was the Jeremy Human and Mike's Humanity plots that drove me back into the fic, after I lost all my hype when you said Roommates wouldn't be a waifu story, as you implied lemons were of intrinsically lesser quality than other kinds of fanfics.

I mean, I've got to say I'm not too sure about where's the story going, with how you said you're going to continue the fic after those plots are resolved.
I just don't see how those can be properly resolved without ending the story with them, or, at least, how they can be resolved without making it feel like New Management past "The next Sunday" (i.e. wholly unnecessary).
That, coupled with your disrespect for your own work, and your taste for Slice of Lifes, makes me downright worried.

But hey, you're the royal scribe. You've fully convinced me that you know what you're doing, with your latest chapters. So please don't fuck it all up.
I only have one last observation: CHAPTER 31 WHEN

>>146636279
Only you, anon, only you could turn a friendly request for how to make delicious pizza and turn it into an edgy jab at humanity for being inferior to you. Good job, I hope you feel vindicated.

>>146637056
You call that edgy? Really?

>>146637056
Does this really surprise you?
We've got so many self appointed authorities on pizza as it is.

Okay so is it alright if I mix everything; the dough, the insides, literally EVERYTHING with garlic? And absolute fan of it, and wouldn't mind making a garlic pizza

>>146637434
Only if you use them as shurikens to fight vampires.

>>146637434
You can mix everything in except the sauce. Otherwise it won't bake properly, you'll have more of a batter than a dough. Granted I wouldn't recommend doing that anyways because it'll probably fuck with the baking.

>>146637434
Try it for science

If you like it do it again but with double the garlic

>>146637434
Like using garlic powder or diced garlic?
Sounds good, I think I'll try that out the next time I make some dough.

>>146637629
Abit of everything from gloves, powdered to salt garlic. I usually just add salt to everything I eat, makes em delicious (plus my family hates it, so if I make a garlic pizza, they won't ask to share)

Brace for some EXTREME levels of autism very soon

>>146637916
So the usual amount?

>>146637946
nice meme

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>>146638171
FIGHT ME!

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It's 2 am, whose ready for some S C I E N C E

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>>146636470
>I just don't enjoy stories that don't go, you know, somewhere, be that somewhere a lovely romance, hardcore fucking, or grisly murder.
I agree that the elements you mentioned are absolutely necessary for a story. I think you and I may actually even share the same sentiment and we're just defining it differently.

To me, slice-of-life is observing characters in a story struggling against or thriving in the day-to-day cares of the world, where conflict is more likely to involve the story's cast overcoming realistic circumstances and misfortunes the average person can relate to instead of fighting a villain in his evil mountain lab while shooting at each other with futuristic laser beam guns.

Then again, almost every character in my stories is an anthropomorphic animal or a robot, so take my ideas about "realism" with a grain of salt.

>Buildup, climax, denouement, that good shit's present in all great stories.
Again, I think slice-of-life can have those elements. Slice-of-life doesn't always HAVE to be a "story about nothing".

>It was the Jeremy Human and Mike's Humanity plots that drove me back into the fic, after I lost all my hype when you said Roommates wouldn't be a waifu story, as you implied lemons were of intrinsically lesser quality than other kinds of fanfics.
That's putting words in my mouth. I never intended to imply that lemons are some substandard product, nor do I look down on anyone who writes them. I'm certainly nobody to judge.

What I said then I still mean today: speaking strictly for myself and nobody else, I would not enjoy writing a wish fulfillment fapfic where a poorly-defined, faceless sert beds as many characters as he can. That's not what Roommates has EVER been about, even from day one. I would personally see no "buildup, climax, or denouement" (to use your own words) in that type of story. Okay, maybe climaxing.
My point is if I wouldn't enjoy writing a story I wouldn't expect anyone to enjoy reading it.

>>146638559
If by science you mean bake the tastiest pizza? Sure

>>146638559
Is this a weird fetish thing?

>>146634754
Can't answer homemade but I have pizza and an ice cold beer. It's pretty great, especially if you turn off the lights. Even wards off bad thoughts.

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I still don't know how we haven't gotten a game with bootleg animatronics yet.

It'd be extremely creepy. Imagine Pajeet the pig wandering the hallways with a lazy eye and cobbled together snout speaking broken English, or a Freddy with a down-syndrome face.

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>>146636470
>I mean, I've got to say I'm not too sure about where's the story going, with how you said you're going to continue the fic after those plots are resolved.
I find that encouraging; that means that I'm doing a good job keeping my cards close to the vest. I don't want to write something that's blandly predictable, but I don't want to have to resort to knee-jerk plot twists to keep the audience guessing until the absolute end.

>That, coupled with your disrespect for your own work
Hey now! I do like my story and I like the folks I write it for. If I didn't, do you honestly think I'd have stuck around this long working diligently on keeping it regularly updated?

Just this week alone I've probably logged close to fifteen or twenty hours writing and re-writing Chapter 31 and hammering plot details out with Weaver as well as going back and re-reading previous chapters to make sure even the tiniest lines of dialogue or throwaway commentary lines up as neatly as I can manage. I'm an amateur writer and I know my limits, but I sure as hell don't disrespect my work because it was NEVER exclusively my own -- everyone involved has put their time and effort in: from the comments and critique I've gotten, to the anons that voted in the strawpolls early on to determine apartment setting order, to the title cards and feedback from Weaver who came up with the original premise and characters, to the fanart I've received.

For a silly little apartment story about a guy and his animal roommates, it's become a project that's far bigger than I ever expected. It's humbling and flattering and I love writing it.

>But hey, you're the royal scribe. You've fully convinced me that you know what you're doing, with your latest chapters. So please don't fuck it all up.
I legit appreciate the vote of confidence! Believe me when I say I plan on keeping it together.

>CHAPTER 31 WHEN
Sometime this week, probably a couple of days from now. It's very close to finished.

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Pizza bird is best bot.

>>146639968
Yes, she is. Out of all of the character designs you've done, your Chica and Toy Chica are absolutely my favorites.

>>146639968
Hey Crisis, how's Brexit treating you?

>>146639968
Even better than the knot fox?

>>146639968
Thicc Chicc > Muscle Boid

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>>146638616
>that slice of life definition
Then it was one big misunderstanding, after all. You're using it to express that your story is more down-to-earth, realistic. Not really a genre, but more of an adjective.
For me, SoL is defined by what anime made it to be: Same protagonists at the same locations, getting into different silly situations every episode, but with no real character development or a plot arc.
Basically a sitcom, except shit. But I'm sure you already knew this, in a sense.

But you, you grabbed this, and stuck a plot and character development on it.
So we end up with an interesting story which is filled with flavor, interesting events and good characterization so basically, we simply end up with a good story, really..

As for "realism", I get what you mean. It's realism in more of a "believability" sense.

>That's putting words in my mouth. I never intended to imply that lemons are some substandard product
>What I said then I still mean today: speaking strictly for myself and nobody else, I would not enjoy writing a wish fulfillment fapfic where a poorly-defined, faceless sert beds as many characters as he can.
>That's not what Roommates has EVER been about, even from day one.
Then I misunderstood. Again. Fuck.
Wouldn't it have been easier to just say "I would not enjoy writing a shitty story"?

>>146639719
You know, the whole "disrespect your work" thing was just a jab at how you called your own story a SoL, but I'm glad it mustered up that comment from you.
Know that your little story is probably my favorite, out of all of those ever made here. That's a shitload. Thank you.

>I would not enjoy writing a wish fulfillment fapfic where a poorly-defined, faceless sert beds as many characters as he can.
Does that mean it would be reasonable to expect a well-defined, faced protagonist to bed a single character, if it made sense within the story, maybe?

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>>146639968
Well howdy there stranger. I was just thinking about you earlier and how much I loved this little story arc you did. It's nice to see a happy ending sometimes.

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>>146640007
Muscle Bird is definitely my favourite character

>>146640091
I now use pound coins as wallpaper and I have to avoid the running battles in the streets between the Faragists and Shariah death squads.
I didn't really care for the result either way but voted Remain just for the status quo, seeing all the leftists lose their shit and demanding a second referendum is infuriating and I'll vote leave this time just to spite them.

>>146640320
Well of course not, that goes without saying. The knot is life.

>>146640434
All birds are equally the best.

>>146640795
And all it took was an almost double-murder.

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>>146639698
kek

>>146641364
Hey Crisis, it's been 2 years and you've only drawn, like, 8 pictures of Golden Freddy. What's the deal?

>>146641364
>preferring old and busted muscle bird over new hotness TC

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>>146640542
Yep, I totally agree with the points you're making about samey/bland SoL and I had a feeling I knew what you were referencing even before you mentioned it. We're on the same page now.

>Wouldn't it have been easier to just say "I would not enjoy writing a shitty story"?
Absolutely and I probably should have just said that with those exact words. Taste is subjective, though; one man's trash is another man's treasure and so on.

Plus if I'm remembering the conversation right, sex in Roommates itself was what was being discussed when my comments (about it not being a lemon) came up the first time, so I felt the need to address that specific point in that specific way.

>Know that your little story is probably my favorite, out of all of those ever made here. That's a shitload. Thank you.
Thank you as well, anon. That means a lot to me, and I'm glad you dig it.

>Does that mean it would be reasonable to expect a well-defined, faced protagonist to bed a single character, if it made sense within the story, maybe?
I'd say that's a completely reasonable expectation to have.
Part of why I said it wasn't a lemon is because I can't see a character like Mike -- even with his idiosyncrasies and his lapses in judgment -- being the sort of guy to go full polyamorous. It's just not in his character; he seems like the type that would prefer a lasting long-term relationship to brief, fleeting pleasure with people he'd still have to see and interact with on a regular basis. He has too much respect for his friends and roommates even if he's not perfect at dealing with them.

>>146642135
Im rereading the story from part one. Lol

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What IS Baby's motif supposed to be? Is she supposed to be a harlequin/jester/clown or is she supposed to just be a child?

Or is it both and I'm just retaddeded?

>>146642362
>Lol

>>146642375
Harlequin Baby. It's a pretty morbid joke for Scott to make, really. Desolate Hope was about the fragility of infancy, and he wasn't happy when one of the merchandising companies had a Russian Roulette joke.

I'm not entirely sure if he'll go all the way with the "Harlequin Baby" motif, but it'd be very interesting if he did. With the robot being possessed by an actual infant that died of natural causes and was forced back to life by being placed into this machine. Either by a Puppet, or by the Afton Robotics company.

>>146640542
>someone saved my picture

Glad to see I finally contributed something of some worth to the world.

>>146642794
Truly, it's a great feeling.

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Page 10.

>>146645049
Why didn't you let it die

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>>146639968
How right you are bb
>>146638559
that's kinda weird

>>146645113
Because we have to suffer. We have not been granted release yet.

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>>146646179
there's nothing but fun here!

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i hope everyone doesn't sleep in and forget to go to church

>>146647872
Fuck you, I work in a few hours.

>>146647924
>working on the day of rest
I sure hope you like eternal damnation, cause you've got a one-way ticket to a lake of sulphur

>>146647994
sounds.... kinda hot

New lewd writefaggotry when?

>>146649252
what are you waiting around for?

>>146649252
it's too bad that brickster lad seemed to die, i was hoping he'd stick around

>>146590086
>a book deal
>with fucking scholastic
it's literally gonna be furbait goosebumps, holy shit

and holy shit who the fuck thought this would be a good idea
this is a game where a kid got his fucking skull munched on by a robot, where the robots will murder you because i don't know i didn't play farther than 2, then stuff you into a goddamn suit.
not to mention that this is a game where a fucking robot chicken has a huge rack thats only covered by a goddamn bib

seriously, who's idea was this

>>146651574
Animorphs was more fucked up than FNAF and it was published by Scholastic. Not that I expect dark shit to come out of this deal.

>>146651574
>furbait goosebumps

I'd buy it

>>146651574
i really doubt that scott would write something equally as dark as what fnaf implies, i just don't think he'd have it in him

>>146651681
Put your frilly panties back on Ghost

I mean name

>>146654909
I want that bunny's fat dick inside me

>>146655837
that's kinda gay

>fnaf games aren't on sale on steam

damn, i was going to snag a few copies for some losers i know

>>146656229

Yeah, that's the point.

>>146657330
I thought the point would be to orgasm

>>146657330
that makes ya'll gay

>>146657184
Just wait for it anon. It's coming.

>>146657898

She needs an upgrade.

So question for ya fags: any of y'all actually beat 20/4 mode?

>>146658598
as far as im concerned, the game ended after night 5

>>146658598
I have a heart condition, so anything stronger than LPs would probably kill me.

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>>146658864
you'd better not click this image then

This is one of the many reasons why I like your version of Mike.
Heck, I've lost count of how many times I've reread all the chapters.

>>146659463
you okay buddy?

>>146659463
hello hykez87

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more snaxbon when

>>146637906
Alright finally awake, just abit of a question though. Got all the ingredients to start making my pizza dough all except the yeast. I have baking soda, which I've been told works similar to yeast, but should I use that?

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Cute pupper, best pupper

>>146661197
I have never used baking soda in place of yeast, so I have no idea how it would turn out.

>>146661197
You can use it if you mix it with lemon juice or yogurt. Basically mix it with an acid.

Google that shit.

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>>146658598
>20/4 mode

>>146662937
Imagine if itmwas 20/4/7 mode

we need more j lewds

How does one do the Freddy?

>>146665494
You twerk that juicy booty[/spoiler

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Burd

>>146666628
That's a good birb.
What's that guy doing to it?

>>146666628
guy has a nice ass

>>146666628
I will never stop thirsting for your Chica.
For the love of Scott, draw more lewds.

>>146667153
Crying cuz he miss her
>>146667412
Make me

>>146667898
Pretty please? With a Toy Chica on top?

>>146661197
I can't believe I had to walk almost an hour to a Kmart because NONE of the local minimarts and turkey hill didn't have one BLOODY packet of yeast

This homemade pizza better be worth it

>>146666628
who is this artist

>>146668104
dude holy shit just eat a sandwich or something

it's just a pizza

>>146667898
Oh. That's kinda cute then.

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>>146668227
>just pizza

>>146667976
OK, let me get home, I'm at my store

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So, any of you ship Scott with one of the animatronics?

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>>146668227
>just a pizza
Never talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

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>>146668227
>it's just a pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=217&v=9D6s06F9PPs

>>146669158
No, because Scott isn't a filthy degenerate.

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>>146667976

>>146669158
Of course not, Scott is their dad.

>>146671098
>/5n@f/ - /b/

>>146671584
who is this artist

>>146671584
So first she was going after him and he was creeped out by it, but now that he's actually into her she's nothing more than friendly.
I'd feel bad for that guy if he wasn't a fictional character and any of this actually mattered.

>>146671853
4ball.

>>146669158
I think I found my new tablet lock screen

>>146671584
Mein gott she has such thick outlines.

>>146671926
he's really good

tell 4ball he's really good

>>146673049
You do know he's the one posting those pictures, right?

>>146674226
It's nice when a father and son can bond like this.

For those interested, the FNAF Leddit managed to finally make something that looks semi-decent. POPGOES, another FNAF clone, came out today. Unlike most of the rest of the game clones that are shit out over a month or two, this one supposedly was in development by a huge team of people for well over a year. I haven't played it and can't speak to its quality but it looks interesting.

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PesdrSVmxxQ
Game: http://gamejolt.com/games/action/popgoes-pizza/64790/

>>146674775
>Popgoes
Isn't that the name of one of the mods over there.

>>146674987
Everyone's been a mod there at some point. That subreddit is run by idiots. There was a post on there about a week ago showing their moderator history. They've had like forty or fifty mods in the last year.

>>146674987
Ex mod, and yeah

>>146674987
I remember his meltdown, and that he came here and namefagged for a few posts. I forget why.

>>146677158
Something about wanting to improve the reddit I think.
Nothing changed apparently.

>>146677158
He was trying to take the high ground and ask about ways to make the reddit better. Most people just called him an idiot and told him he was one of the reasons things were shit there.

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>>146677343
>>146677380
But why would he try to talk about improving the reddit in a place where most of the users probably don't go to the reddit? That's like asking a deep sea mollusk about it's opinions on modern air travel.

>>146677158
Kane (The dude that made the game and was a mod) is actually a really cool dude.
Everyone on that subreddit is a fucking faggot, and he was trying to do everything in his power to make it better, but he kept getting shot down by shithead mods.

>>146678239
>expecting redditors to not act retarded
>expecting FNaF fans to not act retarded
>expecting redditor FNaF fans to not act retarded

>>146678239
Considering how most people stumbled into this place it's not far-fetched to think that a lot of people may (have) browse(d) that god-forsaken place.

>>146679515
That much stupid is like a double negative; it cancels out. Or it's twice as stupid. I can never remember which.

>>146678239
As far as I know he started off browsing here.
He probably came back to vent.

>>146679865
It depends on which branch of stupid it goes off of. In this case the latter would apply.

I wonder if Chica's poop rain drops, so that they can reinvigorate their nervous servo systems

>>146681230
Did you just have a stroke?

>>146681360
No, I let auto text talk for me

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Here's some rubbish

>>146681587
God, fuck that rainbow

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>>146681587

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>>146683803
You and a lot of people feel the exact same way

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>>146684395

>>146684395
I wanna check to see if Bonnie is wearing panties

>>146684395
I want to kancho the Bonnie

>>146684395
C U T E
U
T
E

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>>146683803
I wish

>>146684535
Anon pls

>>146684395
kill la kids edition 2 when

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Apparently stuff like this pops up every now and then on the menus in POPGOES.
It happens so fast that whoever that faggo boy in the corner is didn't even notice it.
Apparently it has something to do with the lore though.

>>146679490
Got any juicy gossip? This subreddit sounds pretty funny.

>>146689432
>ears
can it fly?

>>146689384
One time everyone was becoming a mod, and minutes later they would quit. This went on for a week

>>146618004
I drew that a very long time ago...

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>>146690483
What can I say, some of us have very good memories.

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>>146689384
It is pretty funny.

>They literally hired a mom to keep everything in order now. Reasoning is: Only a mom can handle so many little autismo kids running around.

>The old head mod was a drunken asshole who slept through the day and eventually got thrown out of position a while back after an uprising of sorts happened.

>One guy pretty much said "imma hack u", and one of the mods freaked the fuck out, gave the """hacker""" pretty much the keys to the sub, and ran. This resulted in the hacker running the sub for almost a whole day, people going apeshit, mass bannings occurring, meanwhile the rest of the mod team was pretty much holding out in their own bunker until they decided that the only way to stop this was to make a shitload of people into temporary mods. So you had about 50 fucking temporary mods running around going "I AM THE LAW" while the permanent mod team called in the big-time Leddit police to come in and IP ban the "hacker" who had like, 50 alt accounts.

>They mass reported the YT channel Typhoon Cinema (the one that steals lots of artist's content and videos), and ended up getting them terminated from YouTube, only to have them try and drag Keemstar himself into the situation as support.

The place is a fucking goldmine for shitstorms.