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For King and Country Edition

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY

New /gerg/ game, from the makers of Shadowrun Returns
http://battletechgame.com/

Armored Core:
http://pastebin.com/Ek3kMtZW
http://pastebin.com/WSq32Amg
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/armoredcorevg

Mechwarrior Living Legends:
http://www.mechlivinglegends.net/

Living Legends Installer + Gamespy fix:
http://forum.mechlivinglegends.net/index.php?topic=19022.0
http://forum.mechlivinglegends.net/index.php/topic,20422.0.html

Living Legends Server Stats (Use this to check if anyone is playing):
http://stats.spikx.net/mwll.html

The HAWKEN zombie marches on:
https://www.playhawken.com/

Heavy Gear Assault:
http://www.heavygear.com/

M.A.V. (Now with more Chromehound legal rights!)
http://www.bombdogstudios.com/index.php/blog/

MechWarrior Online:
http://www.mwomercs.com/

How to start MWO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imffSrJ4O7s

New Player's Guide to MWO (aka the Manual):
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1bmIEjECA6IbWRm92vmylZNv2QYVc5gXO7CT9jMITOrM/edit

Get your all seeing eye here:
https://mwomercs.com/cyclops

Play Snake on your SamsungEproduct of choice today:
https://mwomercs.com/viper

Light up the Night:
https://mwomercs.com/night-gyr

Kong PodKast #25: Heavy Gear Stuff
http://kongkast.libsyn.com/kong-kast-25-gear-bays-black-market-and-pets-oh-my

MWO Mechlab:
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab

MWO Heat Simulator:
http://keikun17.github.io/mwo_heat_simulator/

Kanajashi's Video Tutorials:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGPYOrhEFtg

Mumble Info:
kong.stepoff.com
port:7777
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update for command wheel when?
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pitty titty "I wanna cum in Kitty" bump
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rip thread

also rip pound
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>>146475114
That Goose Kitten looks quite neato. I wish Gauss rifles would be a little more ... intuitive.
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>>146477434
Instead of point and click it's point click and let go.
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nth for steam sale.
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>>146477934
Updated Steam Grab Deal with unique Steam camo and colors never.
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is MAG any good?
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>>146479928
Massive Action Game, MAG? Yes.
Modular Attack Vehicle, MAV? No. It's horrendous.
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is kong finally DQd?
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So, has anyone seen the variants for the Huntsman and do we know the slots it can take? I see people theorycrafting about it, but can't find a source for the slots it has - other than using Sarna.net and extrapolating from the variants posted there.
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>>146481130
No, matches they show up with 7 players just count as automatic losses.

Blame eurokong.
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>>146481795
https://mwomercs.com/huntsman

It literally says what omnipod hardpoints it has.
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>>146481918
>https://mwomercs.com/huntsman
... I should have scrolled down. Sorry. It's my first day.
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>>146481818

>it was these guys who're all on the reserve bench's fault.
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>>146482379

Filling in as necessary is the job description of a reserve.
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>Want to play robutts
>Quickplay and have fun
>realize there's nothing more to be done here

Would it really be that hard to add new game modes

Like 4 deck quickplay matches, or 8vs8Or at least more visual effects or explosions

The Academy shooting range has totalled explosion mechs and effects
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Dead games.
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ded thred
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>>146484531
They're redoing assault mode to have an actual asymmetric battle with one side defending a dropship. Should release in august maybe.
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New guy here, I've been playing around with a the Trial ebon jaguar and it's really fun. It's got 2 medium pulse lasers, one heavy laser and a Gauss cannon. How good are Gauss cannons in the grand scheme of things? It's felt really satisfying so far to blow people's arms off, or drop a shot on a light's cockpit and watch it drop immediately.
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>>146490249
Goose is great even though it used to be stronger.

Lots of players don't like it or have issues with the charging mechanic even though it only takes an hour or so to get used to it.

It complements hot energy weapons perfectly since goose makes no heat.
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>>146490654
I kinda like the charge up so far, the sound is rather satisfying and if someone plods out of view, you can just hold it another second and it cancels the shot so you don't waste ammo. Would running 2 on a mech with some medium or heavy lasers work? It seems like it might be a little hard to fit enough ammo for longer battles.
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>>146490997
Don't mean to sound like a sperg but for posterity's sake heavy lasers and large lasers are different weapons in BT.

Gauss rifles go well with large lasers, though. They're high heat, and gauss are low heat consumption. Though the best combination would be large pulse, medium lasers, and goose.
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>>146491346
My bad, what's the difference between large and heavy lasers?
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>>146491424
Heavy lasers aren't in the game yet so don't worry about it.
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>>146490997
Not too many mechs can run double goose but it is incredibly effective since both shots will usually hit the same part of the enemy.

If enemies have a weak spot such as an open side torso you have the ability to surgically hit it.

30-35 pinpoint damage is also enough to wreck lights in a single shot assuming they took some damage or you hit them in their rear.

It's also enough to headshot most mechs assuming they don't have full head armor and even then you might get lucky enough to get a crit chance (close to a coinflip in odds).

Lastly, you can ignore the downsides of hot maps and have no problems with standoff fights either.
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>>146491649
I was just giving the trial dire wolf a try with double gauss and it really wrecked some people, but I am a little skeptical about the gauss being on the arms. What kind of hard points can hold gauss cannons? Is it Ballistic?
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>>146491649
>>146491957
I should add that head hitboxes on most mechs are quite tiny and aren't their actual heads. The atlas for example is just a part of their left eye. I think the player's guide has links to hitbox info that you can look at some point.

Yes, it's ballistic.

There's two things to consider with gauss. One is that the weapon itself explodes for 20 points of damage if someone hits it when your armor is stripped in that location.

The other is that if your gauss are widely set apart like on a King crab claws, or in a Dire Wolf arms they might not necessarily hit the same body part on a small target if it's moving and you're tracking it.
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>>146492214
Is there a mech that can hold 2 gauss on shoulder or chest slots? I think that would feel nice.
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>>146492707
Warhammer and Kodiak can both do it. You could do it on a mauler too but they are as slow as dire wolf and it's not a strong build on them.
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>>146493147
Is the catapult still able to hold double gauss?
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>>146493406
You can run a 2 goose + 2 ml build on a catapult K2.
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>>146493147
So when you say warhammer can do it, do you mean the 6R or BW? Because I like the game so far, but I don't know if I wanna drop money on it yet.
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>>146493930
I mean the 6R as 2 goose + 4ml.

The black widow is almost entirely used in 4xAC5 build or 2xAC5+2UAC5.
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>>146494046
>>146493147
>>146492214
>>146491649
Thanks for all the help, one more question. Is there ever events where you can get paintjobs and things without paying cash?
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>>146494578
Sure. There are events usually every other week. What they give out varies a lot. Sometimes cbills, sometimes a color, sometimes premium time, sometimes a mech bay, sometimes a champion mech.

Anyway, if you need more detailed info or once you're ready to try playing in group you can hop on the mumble. Harabec and Whispers are the best people to ask.
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>>146494920
I might, but I already have my own mumble I chill in with my buds, so I don't know how 2 voips at once would work.
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ded
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Hurry I'm on a deadline here.
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The new frozen city is pure unmitigated cancer, did we really need a map to complete the unholy trinity of shit with polar and alpine.
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>>146498539
>one side gets a fortified city and places to hide with tons of cover
>the other literally gets a barren frozen wasteland and they have to walk across no mans land to actually get in range of the enemy
:)))))))))))
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>>146494046
Hmm can I upgrade a robot's tonnage? Just with 2 Guass and the engine my Warhammer is almost at it's limits.
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>Highlander 2C after patch
>all these Phoenix Cuckhawks for the slaughter
>mfw
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>>146498694
Goose mechs typically run an xl engine which weighs a lot less but takes more space and makes you more vulnerable.

>>146498689
>I only know how to charge straight at the enemy and blame the map if I can't
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>>146498694
Use ferro fibrous / endo steel. Lower armor where no weapons or components are. Take a smaller engine. Other than that there is no way to raise the tonnage of any mech.
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>>146498932
>i like sniping metagame
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How many 60 to 90 day phases will it take before they unfuck the phallus hawk?
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>>146499182
it's already great vassago
find the builds that work and then work at them
the 3S is probably the most rewarding mech i've ever played
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>>146499182

>falls for the pig's memehawks

You could have prevented this
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>>146467483
>>146467308
>>146453648
Reminder that if Brexit could happen, so can Grexit.

REMOVE GREG 2016.
>>146498909
How is the Highlander better now? Should I buy one? Is it time for the Memelander to return?
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Ok guys, how fucked is this for a double Gauss build?
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>>146500000
Checked.
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>>146500000
nice
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>>146500000
/gbfg/ here, fuck off
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>>146499987
Memelander IIC now has THICC armor quirks and it's become one tough cookie to break

>>146500000
it's as fucked as you get
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>>146498909
>B with 4ssrm6 and bagel probe
>tfw shittershattering phallus hawks and locusts
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>>146500634
>>146500651
>>146500669
Th-thanks
>>146500908
Well this is my first build and I have 0 idea what I am doing, mind elucidating me on my mistakes? Am I too slow? Should I upgrade the engine and shed some armor?
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This is fucking painful to watch
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>>146501063
>no ammo in the legs
>ferro instead of endo
>excessive back armor
>singles instead of dubs
you could also through off some of the armor in the arms for more tonnage though you probably shouldn't since they make for good shields
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>>146501513
>through
throw*
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>>146501513
Should I move the heat sinks somewhere else?
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>>146501454
did you guys win or lose
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>>146501721
We won, that guy got the Kodiak to run out of ammo and a Jagermech that had 2 LRM 5's left couldn't do anything to him. The dumbshit wouldn't stop letting the bear try to ram him though.
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>>146501513
Is this better?
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>>146501825
kek, reminds me of an empty lurm catapult trying to kill a 1 mlas archer with arty and ramming
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Why the FUCK does the roof in crimson strait have holes. Again I fall down the fucking holes while shooting at some goddamn faggot in the distance and get raped by millions of assaults that came out of the tunnel at the same exact time I fell off. For fucks sake you can get caught on all the random shit on the roof or slip off the holes or slip off the walkways or anything can go fucking wrong.
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>>146502694
XL 245 is a shit engine, XL255 minimum or bust

get double heat sinks

use http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab
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Do you guys play robot games other than MWO anymore?

MAV is on sale and I have an extra key if you fags want it. It has to be redeemed on the developer website though.
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>>146499987
twin uac 2xlpl + med las highlander is top meme
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>>146500000
>xl 200
>ferro over endo
>singles
>too much gauss ammo
So;
xl295 or 280 depending if you want 5 or 4 medium lasers
50 shots for gauss (5 tons, 2.5 per gun)
Strip left or right arm depending how many lasers you have, strip both if you got only 4
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>>146505414
>2xlpl + med las
>not triple lpl or 2lpl + erppc
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>>146505580
Good luck without going below xl325 or stripping sinks (which is bad as even my build with 21/22dhs runs really hot)
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>>146502694
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=382&l=86e92d157166174391d261df516cbe8faa5768e1
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>>146505665
m8 it's a clan assault in MWO, you're going to be piloting a mobile sauna whether you want to or not.
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>>146507153
Sauna builds only work if you use Gauss with it
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>>146502694
So here's the deal with Ferro and Endo:

Endo is always better, always. They both take up the same amount of crits, but Endo has better weight savings, always. The reason for this is Ferro is one of those cost-effective compromises in the original tabletop. Some robots use both endo and ferro, but the heavier you get the less that's going to be true, unless you're a Clan mech which use Endo and Ferro that take up half the slots of the IS mechs.

Double Heat Sinks are also a straight upgrade over Single Heat Sinks. This little fact is the funtax of the game. Every robot you ever use will need DHS, and unless it already comes with them, that's 1.5 million extra cost to kitting out the mech. It's shitty but that's just how it is.

Your engine is much too small. Engines have an internal amount of heatsinks built into them - you may have noticed if you try to remove all the heatsinks you have mounted in that thing it will tell you that you need 10 minimum. That's because all engines below a 250 rating are missing internal heatsinks, and they lose another every 25 rating. I should note that these heat sinks are unique as well when they're DHS - most DHS aren't true double heatsinks in the sense they don't give you 2 capacity and 2 dissipation for every one you have, they actually tend to have values around 1.2 to 1.6 for those (depending on tech base, Clan and IS are different). Built in engine doubles DO give 2 for each though, making them the most powerful heat sinks you can have.

Also, for every engine 25 points above 250 rating you get an extra slot to place a heatsink in the engine without it taking up critslots. These don't give the benefits I mentioned above, they're normal DHS or SHS or whatever and not engine sinks, but they don't take up any crits. In short you want a 280 or 295 as someone else said.

Also your back armour is too high, cut it in half. You won't need more than 8/10/8 for back values.
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>>146509758
>dhs is a direct upgrade
Incorrect. If you can fit enough standards they cool heat much more effectively then double heat sink
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>>146510535
The only build I've ever seen that work with is that meme banshee build with 40 SHS. Go be retarded somewhere else.
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>>146510672
>it works here
>but it doesnt count
kk
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>>146510672
>It's a "Harabec acts like an asshole for no reason" episode
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>>146511436
>>>reddit
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>>146510535
It's only for a tiny fraction of meme builds and nothing people run actually benefit from it, but if we want to go this route then it's particularly potent for Clans to gain capacity with rather than gaining dissipation

I'm not here to cover every tiny possibility considering that post hit the character limit as is, the fact remains DHS is mandatory for 99.9% of builds that you're going to run

>>146511436
>it's a "doesn't-know-who's-posting" episode
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>>146507643
Just embrace the fires of hell senpai

2uac10 is dank though, I can see why Kodiak-3 is so strong when it can bring 4.
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>>146511692
The Banshee SHSbuild is actually really strong though
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>>146511692
GOD CAN WE JUST BAN THIS GUY
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>>146511871
Everything is actually really strong in tier 5.
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>>146511871
Yes but the real 5lpl or 3lpl5med is stronger :)
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>>146511871
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>>146512172
Nope
>>146512260
Nope
>>146512375
Nope
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>>146512568
Fuck you noob baby boy you know nothing
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>>146512617
I've been playing for four years. I know a bit more then you.
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>>146512709
YOU'RE a KLORD? I didn't vote for you!
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>>146512709
4 years and still in the underhive? I guess it isn't just an exp bar.
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I'm a KLORD, NOT a DRUG LORD
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>>146502817
This is actually the best part of crimson strait. Just watch where you're going, it's not rocket science.
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>last person alive on my team vs last person alive on their team
>I'm a heavy
>he's a light
>he's just running between cover faster than I can keep track of him
>pops out behind me for a sec or two and zaps me with his lasers and runs off again
>literally 10 minutes later succumb to little zap attrition trying to pin him down
What do I even do in this situation? It's a god damn nightmare. I have no hope of keeping up with him and since he traverses the map so fast it's hard to predict exactly where he will take his next potshot from.
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Terran Hegemony when?
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>>146514563
1. Back up against a wall.
2. Wait for him to poke.
3. ???
4. Profit!
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>>146515338
I tried that, but I was on that mining colony map and there were a lot of corners he could peek out of and he was also doing little jump peeks over walls with his jumpjets, it was incredibly hard for me to get more than a glancing shot on him.
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>>146514563
Welcome to fighting light mechs without having two lances of pulse boats shooting them at the same time.
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>>146515708
>just streak my shit up
>just goose 360 no scope my shit up
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>>146515835
Steaks fuck lights up true, but you need to get a full lock, fire, and have the missiles hit the target before he gets into cover again.

Landing goose or any projectiles really on a fast light mech playing a cover shooter is a pure guessing game.
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>>146515518
Then git gud.
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If I want a clan heavy that's just all about the firepower with no gimmics, is ebin or timber better? I guess the ebin has better/higher high mounts and takes up less tonnage, but has less effective pod space than the timber madman because of the engine heatsinks?
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>It's a Friday night
>Nobody is on
Kong is dead.
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>>146517996
I bought DOOM. So no multiplayer games for a while.
>mfw kong wants to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMSHvgaUWc8
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>BE ME
>WANT TO GET AWAY FROM KONG
>GO HOME
>FIND THIS
FUCKING KITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>146519728
kitbash when?
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>>146520236
Pls no
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>>146520313
yes, I'll be there soon

t. a depressed klord
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still no clan buffs?
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>>146521942
Is this freebirth serious?
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>it's the thread hits page 10 (again) episode
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>>146524414
k keep us posted greg
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https://mwomercs.com/tournaments?t=201606mechs

>Wake up
>see this
Is this a fucking joke?
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ded
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>>146525247
No, they do one of these every time they put out a mech. This should come as no surprise to anyone.
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hello
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>>146532472
delete yourself
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>kanye made a cgi naked taylor swift sleeping with him on a bed
What is Harebec opinion
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>>146532658
wut
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>>146532658
Feels good man

other than that I'll never own a nude tay wax doll myself which is a feeling I didn't expect to have today
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Do the same to Greg if you ever made the mistake of adding them in the first place.
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>Kong drops will never happen and help you raise your butterbee ranking on the leaderboard
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>>146535847
do it yourself shitter
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>when the squad breaks just right
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live
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>Go to bed at 9pm
>Wake up at 11:40pm

What is life
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>>146514563
Target decay module, seismic sensor, and good old intuition in predicting where your opponent will pop out of.

Lights with small pulses have incredibly short range which means he can only utilize cover near you.

Mining collective is a good map for finding cover, but there are still whole sections of the map where it's limited. Any edge of the map limits his approach significantly.
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>>146525247
I like how the PXH-1K is currently leading the overall PHX score by a country mile.
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>>146535735
Literally who? I havent had anyone except Vass, Karn, Harabec and Hucast on my friendslist for the past month. Does steam still show someone as being on your friendslist if they delete you? Lmao, probably explains why Greg kept begging me to unblock him.
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>>146539926
Guess who
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>Phoenix C'uck
Is it going to get better or should I try to refund it?
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>>146540141
R-rancor is that you? I-I can change, p-please don't go
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>>146539926
>not kakos
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>>146540501
I've never added him, I'm too spaghetti since I love him.

I think I kept Phillip, I hope I did. I don't even remember why I deleted everyone, I think I was just angry and hormonal.
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need a haruko edit
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>>146540582
Post
Snake
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>>146540452
Wrong, guess again
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>>146541245
Accurs3D
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>>146541287
Bingo!
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>>146541332
Maybe don't talk about it in the mumble?
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>>146541389
wUT?
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>>146541883
ARE YOU ACTUALLY RETARDED ACCURS3D OH MY FUCKING SHIT!
ITS BASIC FUCKING INTUITION
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>>146541914
>>146541287
LEAVE PHILLIP ALONE, ONLY I CAN ABUSE HIM

AND ITS AccursED not ACCURS 3D REEEE
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>>146541914
But I don't pay tuition?

>>146542026
Actually it's both
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>>146542026
come back bby

we want to talk to u
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>>146542026
>I love Phillipe
>I don't even know his name is Accurs 3D AND Accursed
pls go
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>>146542563
It's also Vilppu (S U O M I) and Depress 3D/Depressed
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>>146542739
Why is Phillipe depressed?
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>>146542739
I don't know what Vilppu means, only Vittu and Perkele.
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>>146543064
It literally is Phillip
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How are the robots?
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>>146546015
It's a "north americans pull 24 hours" episode
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>>146546015
Join us
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ATTENTION KONG ATTENTION KONG

NOW ANNOUNCING KONG MOVIE NIGHT ON THE 29TH
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>>146546894
who

what movie
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>These mumble roasts
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boo
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For Harabec;
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1302202/See-Kanye-bed-Kim-K-Taylor-Swift-racy-new-video.html
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>try to play robots.
>phallus hawk still shit.
>game still crashes constantly.
>master race locusts everywhere.
>but at least they halfasses a minimap fix.

And back to better games.
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KIT OBJECTIVELY SHIT BTFO
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>>146550546
>mfw people actually defended the Phoenix Hawk being mediocre at best
>Why? Why don't you want it to be better?
>ITS GOOD ENOUGH NOT EVERY NEW RELEASE NEEDS TO BE OP
I don't understand the PGI apologists.
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>>146550818
Well yeah, Kit is a fucking dogshit player who hopped on the Locust meme-wagon because it is now extremely tiny. He doesn't play anything but the most broken, FoTM robots and you'd never catch him dead in a shitmech because when you're that bad, you don't need a bad mech amplifying your lack of skill.
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>baiting this hard
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>It's a Vass """hates""" MWO episode
When will this phase end
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>>146552169
just another re-run coinciding with shit PC season
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like the title says
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>>146553071
Some Russian that's gonna hack your shit for getting pissed at him.
GG
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>>146551816
Fuck off you subhuman animal. I don't know why anyone allows you to speak in Mumble.
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38 teams confirmed to have dropped out of the highest skill tournament.
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>>146554984
Is that unusual for video game tournaments?
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>>146555048
Teams don't usually drop out, they just lose.
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>tfw nobody told me there were kong inhouse games going on
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>>146555149
Lies. Was just a lover's spat.
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Consistently the deadest general.
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>>146558173
I want a Butterbee, but I don't want to guy MC to get it. Such is life.
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>>146558363

I have founders MC I could spend on it, but since the game keeps crashing constantly, I've not felt motivated to blow it yet.
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>>146558815
Works on my machine :^)
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>>146558363
It's not even the best catapult.
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>all those splatcats in QP right now
>all those splatcats getting torn to shreds because people keep voting for frozen city and the lmao 6cats try to cross the WW1 field of death
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>>146562537
At least splatcats aren't as bad as penis gobblers.
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>>146563902
Atleast phallus hawks can do stuff like 6ml metashit, from what I've seen so far they aren't terrible or anything.
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>>146558173

Vass, do you just make those on the fly, or do you have these images on hand?
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>>146558815
Update your drivers, and make sure all your fans work.
MWO used to blue screen me consistently too.

>>146562232
It's still a pretty good one. And I more than anything I want it for its sexy af Butterbee Ball Python camo pattern.
I'm already missing out on one snake themed special camo with the Viper, I need this one.
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>>146564103
Two variants of phallus hawks can do that shit.

Two out of SEVEN variants.

The rest are irredeemably shit. Kuroi Kiri runs a cicada 2xLPL 2xML build that dies instantly, Roc and the rest with only 3 energy run either 3x ERLL or 3x LPL and melt down the instant someone shoots back.
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>>146564159

I have an extremely intimidating archive.
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>>146564816
>3x LPL
How?
>3x ERLL
So dual ER Peeps is a bad idea then?
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>>146565210

I hope you upload it someday. I need to bask in the ancient old man geezer memes.
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>>146564816
It's not like people usually get more than three variants of a same chassis anyway, and they'll maybe keep less than that once it's mastered. I don't know why people expected anything else when the game is already full of shitmechs, and the penis hoarder is in Shitmech: The Weight Class. If it's got two usable variants out of seven, that already exceeded what I expected.
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Incoming massage Commander, Supreme Mech Commander v0.5 is live!

After a long wait time we finally got a new patch guys. We are bringing you 28 new units, bringing the total amount to 63. There are 6 new Mechs, 9 new vehicles, 4 new Aero, and 8 new structures, many of which change the gameplay dramatically. We also added new weapon systems, and updated pre existing weapons.

We are also officially opening up the floor for model donations. Please contact Kamisama171 if you have any assets you would like to donate.
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>>146565273

I'd have to make it a torrent.
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>>146565225
>3x LPL
>how?

You can fit that in the penisgawker easy. Just an XL255, a single jumpjet and all three upgrades - Ferro, endo and doubles.

It's a bit toasty (can only fire three alpha strikes in a row before having to cool off) but it pumps out 99 damage for your troubles.

>dual ER peeps

Yes, it's definitely a bad idea.

Consider this; The panther does PPCs better than the phoenix hawk.

An ERPPC, completely unquirked, will overheat you after 5 shots. That's between the two of them, and with 15 double heatsinks. 50 damage, if you hit all of them in the same component, before you shut yourself down.
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>>146565604
>XL255
Part of me really doesn't like that. That's less than 100kph, starting to dip into sub Shadow Hawk speeds.
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>>146565898

It this your first shitmech? When the kwirks ain't right, and you weren't born with hardpoints in the right places, you gotta make compromises if you want to accomplish anything.
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>>146565323
can i donate my body?
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>>146566047
Atleast it doesn't have 12 tons of locked paperweights.
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>>146491424

Heavy lasers are a post-MWO-Clantech weapon. Packs better than pulse laser damage into an ER laser-weighted but bulkier package, but are inherently less accurate about delivering it than Clan ER lasers as well (and have IS-standard ranges). They're first-generation weapons- the improved versions are more accurate but also suffer from gauss-like explosions if critted. Timeline wise, they won't show up until MWO timeskips up to 3059 or so (it's "3053" right now).

To give you an idea, TT stats for a heavy large laser are 18 heat/16 damage/4 tons/3 crits and IS large laser reach. They'd probably have tremendously long burn time in MWO.
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>>146565323
NICE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkJwz56CMk0

Late in the video you can see longtoms, ams, and lbx.
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>>146568784
What I've been saying that PGI should do for heavy lasers is utilize the same mechanic that the pulse lasers had in MW3. And to an extent flamers have now.

That they don't have a specific burn time, and will cease as soon as you let off the trigger, but they'll need a cooling down period before you can fire for the full duration. Going over the duration limit on a heavy laser should start to drastically increase in heat buildup, as the weapon draws increasing amounts of power to continue operating and heats up the mech. The developers could add a drawback mechanic to stop people from abusing lights to simply poke 1-3 damage every half a second by adding a short burn intensification period, where the heavy laser needs like 0.3 seconds to reach maximum damage tick capability or deals reduced overall damage.

This way clans would get their short range, short burn duration laser weapons that would allow them to utilize their greater mobility over IS for peeking and poking, but firing only for a part of the duration over and over would reduce your overall damage dealt even if it upkeeps damage per second.
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>>146568784
Unless you're hurting for hardpoints, I'd rather just use 3 erml in mwo.

In TT: 21 damage, 15 heat, 3 tons, 3 crits.
In mwo: 21 damage, 18 heat, 3 tons, 3 crits.

>>146569489
>pulse lasers had in MW3

This is a fun idea and kind of silly that they didn't implement some kind of duration weapon besides flamer.
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>tfw missed out on the 3 AM Kong Drops
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>>146569298
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>>146564816
Roc is a brawler. SRM and MPLs.
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>>146569885
we had an 11man running for a while
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>>146571297
>Roc is a brawler
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>>146572213
Yeah, what else do you want to do with it? The PHX-1 is the one with the large laser range quirk, so unless you want to run a bog standard triple LL build that's the only other one you got.

I mean, you're not THAT bad at spreading damage, right? I feel like Cena is just laughing at you, not me.
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>>146568784
Going by MWO rules, the Heavy LL would probably do an extra +1 or +2 damage just like all the other large lasers in the game. If they don't have a longer burn time than the rest (or better yet exactly the same as IS lasers), then they might be useful.

I guess since CERPPCs are gimped by being spread damage weapons the HLL might be worthwhile to take even on larger mechs. HLLs are of dubious usefulness on anything but the most weight-starved mechs on the tabletop when the CERPPC is only slightly heavier and actually smaller.
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>>146573559
>arm mounted weapons
>hardpoint count the same as on the Vindicator St. Ives' Blues
>arm hitboxes are humongous in comparison to side torso ones
>arms have measly 28 armour and +5 structure
>on a mech almost as large at a 55 ton griffin
>should spend time in close quarters combat

Hint: just because it has retarded ass quirks doesn't mean you should spend time building around them.
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So I just got this Cameron Star Warhorn from the event. What exactly is it?
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>>146574106
>what exactly is it?

BWOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGG
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>>146574173
I assumed as much, but where do I put it on my robot or whatever?
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I didn't realize the Black knights PPC arm actually got FIXED in the rescale patch! Oh happy day!
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>>146574312
Select mech -> mech lab -> Cockpit -> Mounted -> click "owned" items -> click Cameron Star Warhorn -> Preview for BWOOOOOOONGS / save loadout for BWOOOOOOOONNNGS on kills
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>>146573908
I get hit in the arms whether I'm poking or brawling, it doesn't matter. Maybe a bit more arm damage when poking because that's usually the last thing to return to cover. People tend to go more for my torso or legs when up close for whatever reason.

At least this mech spins like a top.
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>all these fellow quirkedlanders in quick match
This mech is actually really enjoyable to play now.
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What is this dual linked ballistic weapon I keep seeing people use. it seems to fire 2 bullets at once and looks like it has a rather low cooldown.
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>>146577154
double tapped ultra autocannons...?
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>>146577154
Clan uacs typically fire bursts.
2 fires a single bullet, 5 fires 2, 10 fires 3, and a uac20 fires 4.
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>>146577154
Clan UACs. Fires in bursts, can fire off another salvo during the cooldown but with a chance of jamming.
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>>146577302
>>146577325
How are they? They look kinda neat.
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>>146577395
Pretty strong, but its easy to spread damage with. You'll tend to miss a couple of shots.

Try a 3x uac5 jm6-dd, it shits out damage at a ridiculous rate.
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>>146576538
What's the deal with highlanders? I keep seeing people mention them, is there something they do really well right now?
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>>146578693

>>146500908
>>
>turn on overdrive
>overheat by like 3% or something
>head explodes
What the fug

I've cooked myself so badly that I was on orange/red internals on every section before but I've never seen an instant head pop.
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>>146580895
Head has less internal structure and it's random chance.
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>>146581217
Is the head chance really small then, I've gone over the line way worse numerous times and not instantly gotten headshotted.
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>>146581330
Yes because who'd like to have their head instantly explode instead of something more durable taking damage?
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>>146579553
Are both highlanders good?
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Robots?
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>>146583507
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>>146583507
especially not with you
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>>146583454
nah just the IIC
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>Grexit
Pure darkness, well memed lads
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>>146584148
What kinda weapons you wanna pack on them? I have a personal inclination toward ballistics so far, but it looks like they are all a bit light on them.
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>>146584598
Like I fucking know. I don't pilot them, I just shoot them
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>>146584580
It's not gonna happen tbqh famm
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Reminder that when you interact with Greg, you enable this faggot.
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>>146584580

>greece.
>united enough to make any kind of decision.
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>>146584598
Just put 2uac10+LPLs on the C, aim at CT and hammer buttons like the fist of the north star.
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>>146587015
>vass missing the joke since 2013
>anyone cares about Greece

>>146499987
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>>146586249
Reminder that Greg is:
- A former (possibly still) roleplaying brony
- Used to trip on /tg/ and was kicked out of multiple roleplaying sessions for being too autistic
- A chronic masturbator who paid for sex and didn't even get it in
- Totaled TWO cars driving in a straight line, blamed it on the wind (it was an SUV) and now wants to buy a motorcycle (KEK)
- Attempted to solicit sex on /soc/ unironically
- Titty raped a literal actual retard
- Unironically bought a pedo wallet and unironically intended to use it, and when confronted on why it was a fucking awful idea he claimed he would pass it off as a "ironic joke". It's now wrapped in duct tape and he still uses it.

GREXIT 2016, MAKE IT HAPPEN LADS.
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>>146585481
Fuck off Greg, we dropped at 3AM so we wouldn't have to play with you.
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>tfw greg is the bro-est person in Kong
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>your face when MWO's current, daily, and 30 day peak users are higher than Street Fighter V on Steam
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>>146591408
desu senpai, the entire fighting games genre is tired and most people are getting bored of it.

It's a genre for niggers and white trash, and they're the only ones to stick with it.
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>>146591884
Well to be fair 80% of the scene is on consoles, but that goes hand in hand with niggers and white trash.
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Damn the ebin jag is a monster, I should've gotten these before. That's some crazy firepower from a 65t mech.
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Is the HBK-IIC any good? It seems like it's really high risk-high reward.
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>>146593413
The stock lorebuild is a literal deathtrap, piloting one was an elaborate way for clanners to commit sudoku.

Luckily you can customize it to actually be a decent mech.
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>>146593715
I take it you keep the auto cannons, make it faster and give it some better armor?
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>>146594137
UAC20s are retarded unless your goal is to hope someone runs into you and doesn't try to run away and you only need one kill.
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hey lads I just ground myself up to 18m and want to buy my first assault mech

any opinion on whats your favourites?
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>>146594528
Would the UAC10 version be better since the have ebtter range?
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>>146594137
I don't have any of them myself, but I've seen people do stuff like downsizing the ACs to uac10s or boating medium lasers in the shoulders of the laser variant. You'll notice the stock dual uac20 build has way less than max armor, I'm pretty sure it doesn't have room for the biggest guns unless you want to fall over in a stiff breeze.
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>>146594667
Functionally IIC and IIC-C may as well be identical, since the good builds for both are all 2B in the side torso and 2E in the CT. You can't really afford to armour the arms on a Hunchback IIC.

If you're buying them with C-bills then IIC-C does come with UAC10s stock if you need them, sure. Just strip the arms and jump jets, add ferro, and put an engine worth a shit in it.
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threadly-reminder that eurokong is unreliable
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>Doin pretty good
>lots of assists and a couple kills
>realize something's off
>look around me
>whole team is fucking dead
>get surrounded and die trying my best
>you lose
Every fucking time I do well my whole team dies.
>>
robobump
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http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=380&l=8b1339dc4cf00fdfb9686176fe42e3ab3cf1e926
Is this build fucked or alright?
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>4erppc 3streak6 on a memelander
>bind all ppcs on m1 and streaks on m2, set everything on chain
It's so retarded and you'll go from 0 to 80+% heat after a full hurl, but that was probably some of the most fun I've had playing this game so far.
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>>146600701

A lot of the times you're 'doing well' not because you're an awesome player, but simply because your team is prince pubbie and his honorguard.

No matter how fat numbers you produce, it's impossible to carry 11 worthless people on your own.
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>>146603542
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=380&l=7619546ae46cf1db5aede2c3a81767d85e1eb367

Do this instead, fug the ams and lrms. You can alternatively replace one of the LPLs with an ERPPC if you just want to mash alpha strike without having to worry about ghost heat. Some people like to wait before double tapping ultras so they don't cause ghost heat and it'll get a longer duration of cockpit shake, but I just slam the button as fast as possible when I have a shot, unless I'm close to overheating already or really have to disrupt the target's aiming.
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>>146604089
I'm not saying that I'm fucking awesome, I'm just saying that it only seems I can do good if we're losing horribly.
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are kong drops real or is this just a dream?
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>>146588867
>>
>guy teamkills right at the start and turns his guns on me
>rek his shit
>get a 10 minute queue penalty and a 20k c-buck penalty at the end
They really should have a punishment exception for someone who teamkills someone who has a teamkill already.
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>>146606792
You haven't thought this through.
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>>146607175
Should I just have let him kill our whole team? He was just spraying everyone and being an asshole.
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>>146607337
yes
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>>146607337
>let him TK everyone
>he gets a ridiculously fucking long queue penalty

>kill him
>your game is still ruined
>you get a penalty
>he immediately d/c's with his short penalty and goes off to TK some more

If you had an exception you'd just have group griefing.
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>>146606792

Teamkilling is only worth it if you've got a big man so you can kill the pubs quickly.
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>teamkilling/griefing
The best way to grief is to run into the line of fire when your allies are about to shoot, when you're in critical condition.
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>>146608324
>not giving yourself no leg armor, jumping up and down until its red, then bumping into your teammates until your legs blow off and they're blamed
>>
>4 missile boats on the enemy team on frozen city
How the hell do you cross the gap without getting shredded? I popped my head out for a second and was pelted with a massive volley of missiles, my arm went from 40 armor to none in like a second.
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>>146607464
no
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>>146612042
Just hug a building and try to wait until they run out of missiles, I guess. Also hope your team's ERLL shitters wear down the enemies.
>>
Would anyone be interested in playing 7 Days to Die? Might get a two pack.
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>>146565323
Neat, I'll spare the $5 or whatever it is on Steam.
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>>146565323
>Supreme Mech Commander v0.5
>incoming massage
oh boy
>>
>pgi gives classifications different boxes on the map
>its still hard to distinguish a medium and a heavy on the map in the heat of battle
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>>146620078
>implying anyone gives a fuck and doesn't just center-of-the-mass the first red dorito they see
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>been playing DOOM all day
So how have you guys been doing in rowbits? There any groups going?
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Does anyone have any advice on light mechs? I've been playing locust and its fun but i feel like i have very little impact when the gamemode isn't objective based
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>>146621061
LMAO just HAYAI DESU XDDD I LAFF SO HARD I PEEE IN PATNS!!!1!!
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>>146620879
Not currently but that's subject to change

Question: Is the new doom worth playing?
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>>146621357

If you have to ask, then it's too hard for you.
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>>146621357
Fuck yeah it is. Easily 2016 GOTY. For me it's a toss up between that and Stellaris, though Stellaris loses points by not being very polished. DOOM loses points by have mediocre multiplayer but makes up for it by fucking awesome singleplayer and the snapmaps which can have coop and shit.
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>>146621061
Get Gud duder. It's not that hard.
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>>146621536
Shieeet I guess I ought give it a try then
>>
>>146621357

It's okay, but I feel like the arena's kind of hurt the fun of open facilities that doom 1 was.
>>
>>146622215
The first level of the singleplayer is for free to download off steam if you're really considering putting money down. I'd recommend trying that first, mang.
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>>146621061
>>146621061
Turn on throttle decay. Bind full throttle and full reverse and full stop as w, s, and x.
>>
hello?
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>>146621536
>>146622215
>>146622620
Not part of this conversation, but I just played through the first level on Ultra-Violence, and this is probably the most satisfying FPS I've played in a decade, easily.
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Kong drops habbeining
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>>146629715
go away greg
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>>146629890
No
>>
ded
>>
>It's a "Shimmering Sword pretends he's not a moral lacking sack of shit" episode
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>>146632358
what he do
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>>146632358

Remember that it wasn't IGP/PGI fucking up, but the evil bittervets creating fake ads in photoshop.
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>>146632358

Its funny how ass pained shim sham gets.
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>>146632358
>muh morals
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Can someone explain to me what the hell "K-town" is?
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>>146635360
kaketoa/bird people/goon town/trash
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I am the superior hunch

IS or go home
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>>146635360

Originally an unlisted secret forum that PGI used as a sketchy dumping ground and to house their favorite community pets, it was primarily used to keep goons in one spot.

They were allowed to mass shitpost any thread deemed hostile to their pig masters, who'd then hide it in k-town.

Then later, PGI turned on their goon allies, and k-town became their prison. Kinda hard to believe that they used to be the biggest shills, even bigger than NGNG, but now they hate PGI with a burning passion.
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>>146635187

He'd trade your ass for a 100 MC if the opportunity arose.
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tfw greg will never fuck off

can't we increase our bullying
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>>146637062
I'M GIVEN HER ALL SHE'S GOT CAPTN'!
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>play with an emphasis on gauss cannons and stick near the back of the team
>always the first to die in a flank
This is suffering, I just wanna kill myself whenever I die 2 minutes into the match from a 4 man flank.
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>>146637062
*calls dudebot's Samsung Galaxy S7 from my Samsung Galaxy S7*
-Do it-
*click*
*proceeds to sext Haruko with emojis*
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>>146637062
Someone needs to contact Bill on steam, he probably kept the info on Greg somewhere.
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>>146637351
HE LEFT

PRAISE JESUS
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>>146637218
Man this is depressing me, it almost seems like gauss cannons take a second seat to LRMs for long range. It's like, why would I even take the risk of poking my head out when I can just spam missiles from spawn? Even more depressing is I am trying to play with friends and we are all new and we just keep getting outskilled because to this game playing with 3 friends=playing against 9 man clan stacks every game.
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>>146637910
>CLAN stacks
>LRMs any good
yeah no, just git gud
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>>146638005
Well no one jumps for cover knowing I have a guass, wheras the mere existence of LRMs makes people hide behind cover the whole match. Plus well yes I do need to get gud, I started fucking yesterday. I really wish I was playing against other new players when I went into stacks, but no all me and my friends are just dead weight because we suck shit and are new.
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>vassago comes into the room
>mwo crashes
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>>146628967
If you liked the new Doom try the new Wolfensteins if you haven't already. New Order and Old Blood both are some good stuff.
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>Frozen City with locust buddy
>Back core a HunchIIC, Mauler, and Diashi before anyone even notices us
>Total landslide after

There are people out there that don't know the meaning of fast, I pity them.
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>>146640568
>buddy
>she friendzoned her Swedish cuck boyfriend
>Locust
>fast
>she hasn't even experienced XL355 MASC Phoenix Hawk
WHY ARE YOU STILL ALLOWED TO POST
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>>146640652
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>>146640652
If I say boyfriend people get angrier than usual so I avoid it.

>Paying for the shitty pigeon
The locust is cute! Tiny, fast and cute!
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>>146640568
>Shitty "Locust bandwagon" Kitty talking like she knows anything about fast

J U S T

FUCKING

L M A

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>146640780
>Implying I haven't been using it since I started playing

At least try
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>>146640768
>SHITTY GIF THAT IS AS SHITTY AS KITTY
FUCK OFF YOU BANDWAGONNING CUNT, I WAS A TRUE KONG LOCUST MASTER BEFORE THEY SHRUNK IT DOWN AND MADE IT FOTM
>>146640848
KIT, YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE. I WAS AROUND WHEN YOU STARTED FORCING YOUR WAY INTO KONG SUCKING ANY DICK YOU COULD GRASP. YOU DIDN'T PLAY THE LOCUST UNTIL YOU WERE TOLD IT WAS GETTING DOWNSIZED.
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Favorite person in kong! Go!

Mine is __Vass__
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>>146640913
Except thats not even remotely true and you know it, If you're gonna lie at least make it believable. The Kit Fox, Locust, and Catapult have been my favorites from the beginning.
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>>146640568
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>people want Greg out
>not a single person actually removing Kit even though Kit is FAR worse than Greg
What the fuck.
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>>146640998
That's just a blatant lie. Why do you have to be so obnoxious? It's not hard to be liked Kit . You're already hated way more than haruko ever was, you're worse than Greg tier for the majority of Kong
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>>146640848
>implying me and dudebutt haven't been Locust memeing since before you were even anything but some tranny fixing xboxes in exchange for sexual favors in EVE
L M A O

DON'T EVER TALK TO ME, OR MY DUDEBUTT EVER AGAIN.
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>>146641065
Because kit is a girl and they think they have a shot at getting some e-poon
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>>146640998
>made a fucking post a couple days ago talking about how Vass recommended Catapult to you just recently asking "Why didn't I try them earlier?!"
You are fucking subhuman. You are the animal you pretend to be.
>>146641124
>E-poon
DAILY reminder this is Kit
:^)
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Welcome to the salt mountains.
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>>146641160
>>146641065
>>146640913

I'm not even a part of this stupid group, I don't even play mechwarrior, I genuinely just come here to watch (grown?) men cry over a girl that's better than them at a game.

inb4 >girl
cucks :^3
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>>146641160
that was greg or ripped

she owned a k2 since the beginning
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>>146641085
Step it up

>>146641098
Okay?

>>146641160
I literally had a K2 on the account when I got it from my cousin and started playing, try harder.
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>>146641331
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>>146641290
>Kit good at the game
But she isn't? We blow her anus out daily.
>>146641331
>K2 on the account
>never actually used it
I have a Vindicator in my garage, does that mean I am the master meme expert of Vindicators?
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>>146641331
>everyone who doesn't like me is trolling
Cmon...
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>>146641331

You oppose the gamer girl thing but you literally ARE the stereotype
>Step it up
What an easy way to blow off all criticism .
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>>146641331
.
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>>146641440
refer to >>146641290 and try to find any of the fucks you think i give
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>>146641331
baity bait is baity
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Kit is fucking Connor tier, she LITERALLY is. Why do we let her hang around?
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so I heard that you guys were getting really mad about PGI actually making the locust good and I came to check in and all I see is salt and thirst
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>>146641520
I blew off an obvious lie, hence the dismissal.

>>146641431
>never actually used it
Now I know you're just bullshitting

>>146641526
>>146641621
>>146641445
Ebin
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>>146641701
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>>146641698
I'm mad that the creature that calls itself Kit is allowed to breathe air in my general presence.
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>>146641701
>It's a lie that people don't like you.
Are you this delusional?
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>>146641759
No wonder you're mad, you don't even know what I'm referring to.
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This thread amuses me
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>>146641738
>I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH SHES GROSSSSSS!!!
are you telling me this thread isn't collectively lusting after her?
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>shit posting about an actual literal confirmed tranny
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>>146641893
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>>146641893
OH MY GOD THIS IS LITERALLY GRADE-SCHOOL CRUSH BULLYING
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Where the fuck did the Kit defense force come from? Is that you, Swedish cuckbf?
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>>146641949
>shitpost about shitposting
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>>146642036
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REMINDER
KONG MOVIE NIGHT ON THE 29TH

WE WILL BE WATCHING THIS.
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>>146641893
Look here you dumb little nigger, if I was going to have a thirsty crush it'd be on Haruko.
I've convened with both Phillip and Vass and they've confirmed that Haruko is objectively superior in looks to Kit and I know from my interactions with her that she's better personality-wise too.
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>>146642160
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>>146642160
At least Haruko doesn't shove her bullshit barely legal "look at me im such a shut in guys" bullshit in your face
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>>146642160
Because you don't sound salty at all.
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>>146642160
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There's enough beta orbiters in here to form an entire star system.
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>>146642160
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>>146642148
WARNING: THIS MOVIE NIGHT IS ON DISCORD, DO NOT LOG ON TO MUMBLE AND BE DISAPPOINTED LIKE I DID
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I'm not even doing anything anymore what is happening
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>>146642482
This is all your fault, now black science man will destroy the thread.
I hope you're happy (you are, ruining things for others is the only satisfaction you get in life.)
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>>146642521
Yep
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>>146642521
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I AM LITERALLY SHAKING
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>>146643232
cuck
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>>146643232
fag
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For mumble.
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>>146643289
>>146643353
>We blow her anus out daily.
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This drama is fucking stupid and you are all a bunch of cucks for even acknowledging a girl's existence. Like you literally should just ignore her, whether in mumble or out.
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>>146643232
>>146643289
>>146643353
>>146643621

This group is genuinely just a bunch of grown ass men pissed off that a girl is better than them in a game

Grow up, and if you don't know how to do that then just kill yourself
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>>146643621
literally what I've been talking about lol
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>>146643821
lmfao tho who r u
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>>146643882
see >>146641290
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>it's a kit joins mumble because she's butthurt episode and kills the conversation
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>THAT
>ONE
>GUY
>IN
>THE

>clAN
>MECH
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>>146643958
so u're like not part of the group but u feel need to shitpost anyways?
lmfao like why tho?
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>>146644027
Nice butthurt
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Is there a light mech that can pack an AC/20?
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>>146644193
Most of the 35 tonners can run one but it's going to-
Go ridiculously slow
Have little to no armor
Have like 1 ton (7 shots)
If you want an AC/20, deal with being a bit slower and heavier and get a Centurion so you can properly run an AC/20. You might be able to fit one onto a 45 tonner (if any of them are capable of mounting it) but it'd probably be really awkward and underengined with lacklustre ammo.
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>>146644027
>>>146643232

I've been on 4chan for a while
Seen some shitty people, got to know some shitty people, but i've never met CONSECUTIVELY shitty people before. This group? Jeez. Grow up, your MechWarrior game is shit now and you need to step outside for a minute and get some perspective.

>>146644106
Cuz I get pretty bored, and I like to just lurk in random ass threads a lot, and then I found this group. Like... jeezus fucking christ, man.
Plus i get a few good keks out of it.

But you have to admit, if you came across a bunch of people crying because a girl wrecks a bunch of guy's asses in a VIDEO GAME... that's some kekworthy content right there.

But I've got to go to bed, I have something called work tomorrow, where you actually EARN money.

Also
>>146643882
>>146644106
Nice grammar sweetheart, I didn't know flip phones got web service.
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>>146644310
Man I wanna play a speed demon with a AC20.
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>>146644354
b-but >muh sunk cost

overcoming that requires insight and insight requires maturity
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>>146644354
>wagecuck
I just want to know where you get the idea that Kit "wrecks a bunch of guy's asses"
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>>146644442
I have a feeling you might like this thing called pegging.
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>>146644385
Someone probably has a less shit version (I just drafted this to show that you can fit an AC/20 onto a Centurion with the largest engine), but the Cent can go around 90kph which isn't that awful.
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=242&l=e6623eacb076f1b0874ff17b587e5f08c4a885a5
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>>146644442
>wagecuck
>cuck
>wage
>having a job is a bad thing
>trying to insult someone for making money? ? ? ? ?
kys
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>>146644506
Pegging? It's just called anal when they have a real cock.
>>146641160
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>>146644442
>literally unironically using the word wagecuck
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>>146644578
I think at that rate I would rather go with a hunchback-IIC with two uac10s and it goes around 86ish.
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>>146644665
>>146644695
>he's proud of his 9-5 McJob
C'uck desu laddie
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I think I'm gonna be a regular in this lovely little corner of /vg/.

It's nice meeting you, /gerg/, I feel like we're going to be good friends.
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For vent
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>>146644838
>Five' five at one twenty
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>>146644772
>being proud of literally living in his parents home
jfc
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>>146644904
It was originally 5'7", I forgot to change the weight.
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>>146644772
>>146644938
>says work
>interpret it as the person has to work at McDicks and live with his parents
>literally can't work anywhere else ever
>or have his own home
>projecting much

Hooooooooolee shiet you people are brutally retarded, I'm Audi 5000
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>>146645115
>>interpret it as the person has to work at McDicks and live with his parents
what
>>
>>146645115
>posted from my Motorola Razor
>>
3xlpl and 3xml is great, but I honestly prefer 5x LL
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>>146647802
On what?
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>>146647942
Battlemasters.
I use it on the MAD 3R too, the one with 5 energy arms
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Oh hey gu
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>>146648187
>finish mastering my marauders
>decide to take my MAD-5D out for one last spin before I sell it
>end up with this game

I ran off to prevent our base from being capped and was sticking SRMs into everyone's face on the way back, followed by an intense brawl at the base, ended up with 1027 damage.
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>my second most lusted after robot.
>literally worse than vindicators.

I'll keep reminding you for the rest of all time.
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>>146653521
NO VASS THEY ARE OKAY!
THEY ARE GOOD ROBOTS, THEY JUST AREN'T OP! NOT ALL ROBOTS HAVE TO BE OP!
JUST HAVE FUN WITH THEM!
Literally the justification I got from pubbies
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>>146653521
>large laser phallus hawk lasering me from across the land of death in frozen city all game
>finally just walk up to him and shoot him in the face with a ghost heat capped laser vomit alpha
Nice mech faggot
>>
Golds hard at work unfucking PGI's shitty models for 3d printing and other purposes.
>>
Target locked. Zoom and enhance.

Everything checks out. Let's view it through the cancerscope.
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Oh god, look at the readings, captain. Immense amounts of cancer detected!

It's like it has the arms of a fist of the north star character.

What does the kwirk radar say about the bonus durability? What? +8 points at best? Truly a deal to grab all deals.
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>>146655403
At least check your sources you dumb swedish genetic dead-end.

That's the high poly model from Arman, the guy at PGI who modeled the Phoenix hawk to begin with!

PGI fucked up and decided to cater to some niggers that liked the look of the double-barrel laser pistols on their twitch channel when that one skinny faggot was texture mapping and finalizing the models weapon boxes.
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tfw pugging and getting ghost drops

FREE
MONEY
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>>146653521
>not being able to pilot your favorite shitmech
Truly it is a hard feels that I don't understand.
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>>146657256
>wait 10+ minutes in queue for "free" money
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>>146655606
>>146655746
incoming Master Chief shrinkage.
And hopefully some fucking quirk buffs.
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>>146658917
i just go outside to smoke & chill for half the time

feelsgoodman
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>>146659031
The Shrinkening by about 5% and about double the arm qwerks and reordering the hardpoints for the right arm and it should be good to go.
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>>146659712
>>146659031
The arms themselves need like, +18 structure. Legs like 12. The torsos not so much, since the arms are so big they can be used to tank damage.

Weapon quirks, definitely. Roc needs at least like, +20% cooldown on it's missiles, as well as range increased to 10% and 15% heat generation.

Most of the others need the same treatment: remove machine gun ROF quirk, add generic ballistic cooldown and range quirks.

The non-laser spam variants need a more intensive treatment than the blackjack.
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>>146660106
I have been legged in my Hawk about once or twice. Just exactly what the hell is everyone doing that is getting their legs blown off so often?
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>>146660737
Jumpjetting to avoid getting hit in the arms and side torsos, or running and twisting like a fucking gold-plated dreidel.

The legs on the PXH are rather humongous, when people notice their armour turn to deep orange, they'll focus entirely on them.
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What kind of builds do you use on your ebins? I'm liking the 2lpl 6ml all or nothing strat.
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>>146661826
That sounds hotter than the fucking sun.
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>>146661114
That's why you balance between running around in the open and keeping your legs behind a hill.
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>>146662173
It's hot as fuck, but it fills up tonnage, crits and hardpoints perfectly. Also the aspect ratio jaguar is pretty fragile so it fits the hit and run playstyle.
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>>146662940
But why not http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=282&l=85d06e74d83a5e98f5ed27ac7b5cde656371322a ?
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>>146642148
>literally teenage angsty garbage

fuck off
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>>146644385
Here you go. It's garbage and will run out of ammo almost instantly but it does what you want.

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=313&l=869dafd60da023d910630212a4b8319186b63901
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>>146663267
If you compare it to
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=282&l=faa2985795313a5693524b41a3d9e0a36ea81871

The build with less MLs has more more heat sink but 14 less alpha. The decreased leg armor and the few points shaved off the arms don't matter so much, the ebin's torsos are easy targets and it'll get btfo under heavy fire if people just aim at the nose or the ST hitboxes. Also a lot of the time, the legs are covered if you're having forcible sexual relations with vertical terrain features.

There's not that much difference between the two in the end I guess, the maximum power build just has to be more careful about overheating and will have slightly less performance in an all out facetanking brawl because of 0.26 less dps.
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>>146655403
>>146656516
Everything about the model looks great except for the feet. What the fuck are they doing with those feet.
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>>146666012
Gee, I dunno. Emulate the source material?
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>wake up
>immense kit bashing
wew laddy
guess I didn't miss anything
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>>146666590
>>146655403

>completely new head
>completely new arms
>completely new chest
>completely new legs
>leaves the retarded feet exactly the same
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>>146667218
You got a problem with transvestite mechs wearing heels, you CIS SCUM.
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>>146666012

It has retarded twin barrel shotguns instead of a rifle.
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>>146668754
You what? I see a single barrel >>>>>146655403.
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>>146668863

That's not what it looks like in game. Here, reference this handy picture.
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>>146667971
> mechs wearing heels

CANT UNSEE
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>>146667218
I have to agree with this. Those don't look like they'd support a robot at all.
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ded
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>>146669262
Can someone please post an FPS man screenshot of the pixie's cockpit, because the gun arm bobbing in the bottom right corner of your screen when spectating these little shits is hilarious.
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>>146673069

Best I've got on hand.
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Should i spend my money on bears?
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>>146673995
Sure, but don't do dumb ass builds with LRMs and PPCs and shit.
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>>146674759
Is a 4xUAC10 build good or just a meme build that will be nerfed to hell in a month or so? Is there any other OP build i can do with the 1st and 2nd bear or are they just that much inferior to the 3rd?
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>>146675043
Nah, quad UAC10 is very legitimate.
The 1 and 2 are pretty much just Clan Atlases, you could do something like
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=406&l=e98972046855ce5d289db99a2acb60d2685db4e7
&
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=407&l=346eb8c68bf683f085a8a9d59d25dff76ae9105e
I see them way too often with shitty LRMs. Don't do that.
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rip
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>try to be aggressive
>enemy looks in my direction
>MISSILES INCOMING
>back to my cuck shed
How the fuck do you play aggressive in this fucking game? I cant leave cover without getting that stupid cunt telling me a cloud of 100s of missiles is raining down on me. HPG manifold is my least favorite map for this reason, it seems like you can't do shit there without the threat of a shit ton of god damn missiles coming to rek your shit. Like fuck I'm 2 days into trying this game and it's usually fun, but the fact that in half my matches I have to hide all day because people run tons of homing missiles really puts a damper on my will to play.
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The 12th donegal is running around in 7 oxide drops and making group queue miserable
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>>146681886
Let the krauts have their fun. They need it to soften up the fact that they're becoming a minority in their own homeland in the coming decade.
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>it's an another shitmatch on a niggermap with aids ridden faggotcunt teammates episode
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>>146682559
This shitmatch is brought to you in part by the Reading Rainbow and the letter F
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>>146679525
The shitmap part about HPG is how you can get up the wall. Every fucking game some fucking faggot light with his jump jets and large lasers is up on the goddamn fucking wall lasering you all game long with his shit fucking cancer flashlight.

The map would be about 10x better if the wall was too high to get on or over.
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>>146679525
Hug the walls and hang around the center tower on the opposite side of were the enemy lurms are. Usually the fight ends up there anyway so stick with the team and play peek-a-boo from the ramps or from the corners of the center square.
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Reminder
Kit was Maus
Maus was a dude
Y'all niggas orbiting a tranny
Haruko is best girl and only girl
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>>146684762

Who was Maus? I don't remember them.
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Are the steam mech performance packs which are currently 40% off worth it? I'm thinken about lights or heavy
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>play new chinese cartoon fighting games.
>it has Ash Crimson.
>but he's different, because he doesn't have a sonic boom.

Too perfect.
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>>146685986
yea
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>>146687697
What about the assaults? Never really played assault but I like the idea of beeing a heavy loaded weapons platform.
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>>146688525
Those two mechs are two of the slowest assault mechs, meaning it would be easy for you to be left behind by the team, if you want a good assault the kodiak pack is cheaper, faster, and you could actually master them.
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>>146688525
Assaults are probably the hardest weight class to play in this game due to various game mechanics not being kind to them.
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>>146688847
>>146688994
Okay, maybe I won't buy the steam pack then.
>Kodiak collector pack
>40 dollarydoos
Or should I just stick to the regular pack?
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>>146689867
Regular and maybe SB if you want an Atlas with MASC
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>>146690118
>>146688994
>>146688847
Thanks m80s, I'll look into it.
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Why is PGI so good at video games
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>>146690954

Man, I'd like to see your game.
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>>146691112
BUT PGI!!
BUT PGI!!!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ENJOY YOUR GREAT CODING AND GRAB DEALS IF THIS IS WHAT MWO LOOKS LIKE FOR ME?
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>Un ironically telling people to spend money on this game.

Kong really is dead isn't it?
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>>146691742
Wow, like I haven't read this same fucking post for the past 4 years.
>guys should I buy one of those new wangs?
>Sure
>OMG KONG IS FUCKING D E A D
>people haven't caught on to the fact that kong has always been the original grab dealers
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>[4:00:08 PM] Shibuya De Gozaru moved to Fight Club IIC.
>[4:03:34 PM] Shibuya De Gozaru was kicked from the server by Pizzadog.Squad.Broken: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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The phallus hawk seems way more durable ingame than people complain about. Do I just have too much latency or something, sometimes when I'm visibly hitting them with a lot of stuff and the crosshair is red it still seems like they aren't taking jack shit for damage.
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>>146692786
>>doesn't come back in

is this finally it? are we free of haruko for good?
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Greg "Get 'em while they're young" Lomaniac
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Greg "physically enable the mentally disabled" Lomaniac
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>>146693028

>the official nickname is phallus hawk.
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Greg "if she's above 5'2 give her the shoe" Lomaniac
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>>146642160
>convened with Phillip
No you haven't kid.

T. The man himself
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>>146695467
SMASH DAT MUTHUH FUKKKKIN MUMBLEH BUTTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BRAWL

BRAWL

BRAWL
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>>146695616
Gotta shower first
>Dead mumble, 3AM Harabec time
>Be in afk channel
>Thought it safe to jack attack my dick in there
>Start to blow my load
>Suddenly hear Vass
>MFW AFK lets you talk
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>>146696360
Ewww, that means you blew your load right when I came in. Is that why you started yelling at us?
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So clan uac/10s fire in 3 shot bursts. Does each bullet do 10 damage or does each bullet do roughly 3.3?
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Jesus clan uac5 is so anemic. How many of them do you have to be able to mount to actually do something with them?
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>>146697059
The damage of the clan AC is split between the shots. The uac10 is still probably the only clan autocannon that isn't shit.
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>>146697167
You can do well with just 2, you just need to git gud.
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>>146679525
Well dumbass, either play a locust and run faster than the missiles and then fuck lrmboats in their ass, or play any of the dozen mechs with ecm if you're so scared of lrms.
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>>146692786
>>146693740
>someone pretending to be pizzadog
pizzadog is in some cabin in the woods
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>>146696465
>not edging yourself for days, maybe even weeks, sitting in mumble and waiting to see your name connect to blow your load
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>>146696465
Not quite, it was after. By talk I mean actually use a microphone.

Also please learn to knock first before entering, Haruko-kun. It's only common courtesy.
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>>146698139
>10 damage split between 4 projectiles, 20 split between 8
Wow it's nothing
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>>146698420
I'm back my man, it was an awful experience and I'm here now again to shitpost and cry about the tournament

>>tfw you spend 3 days in a cabin with some autistic kid who keeps calling you daddy in front of his real dad
>>the shower doesn't work
>>someone forgot half the food
>>the sleeping space is communal

vacations were a mistake. At least I got to take out my pent up frustration on Haruko, felt good.
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>>146699203
Uac5s have good projectile speed. All the bullets will hit the same part of the enemy unless you have parkinsons.
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>>146699456
Please tell me more, was this one of your degenerate normie adventures? Did you fuck another trap? Was it one of your "gaycations"? Or did you just get dragged there by whatever obese white girl you've latched yourself on to to deplete of resources for this month?

>tfw have a 200 gallon tank ready to house pizza
SOON.
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>>146700409
But Haruko, you're the normie.
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>>146699456
Going on vacation with your wife's son and her male "friend"
TOP KEK
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So do skins and colors become an item that is interchangeable in your inventory between mechs like guns and and cockpit items or do you need to get them for each individual mech?
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>>146701287
colours are universal and unlimited use

camos are per mech (or per chassis if you buy permanent).

Don't buy permanent though, only buy one shot camos. They are a tenth of the price and you can change the colours on them all you want.
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>>146684762
Nice post Haruko
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>lights will never be viable outside of memestabbing
>mediums will never be viable outside of based stormcrow laservomit
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>>146703889
t. tier 5 shitter
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>>146704190
if you pick lights or mediums you're just gimping your team t b h
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>>146704279
>assaults or heavies
Nice use of a crutch ;^)
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>>146704279
Mediums are good though.
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>>146701571
Nice, I might just grab white as my first color. It's nice and sleek.
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>>146704625
A decent white and black will work for most mechs and camos. You can also use the cbill purple which looks good on half of mechs.
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>>146703889
>lights and mediums not viable
ayy lmao
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Would you guys say the light mech pack is worth it with the steam summer sale? I only have a heavy and an assault so far, so it would add needed variety to my garage and the excess stuff.
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>>146705725
No
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>>146705725
Yes
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>>146705725

Maybe
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>>146705725
Maybe

Assuming you have bought nothing so far then getting a couple heroes and colors might almost be worth it.
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>>146705725

I don't know
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>>146705725

could you repeat that question
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>>146706351
I have not spent money on the game yet.
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>its another "fuck europeens" episode
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>>146701287
Reminder that if monkeybone was replaced by greg in the roster Kong would have 3 fewer DQ's for no-shows.
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>>146710467
Fuck off Greg
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>>146710467
Why didn't we just add people who are actually around all the time like G, Ripped, or Quantum?
Real talk, when you guys added people like Jules and dudebot did you think they'd actually show up consistently or at all?
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>>146711952
Ask pozziedog the shitstain of a "cucktain"
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>>146711952
>>146710467
kong peanut gallery please go

dudebot has showed up consistently

the issue is eurokongs not showing up during times that are bad for them, which is really not something we could have planned for since the schedule for games was announced AFTER team creation. nobody knew it was going to be this bad. you can imply that we should've seen it coming, "PGI is shit so of course the tournament would be terrible", but all of that is meaningless complaining.
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>>146711952
Fuck me, Rancor would have been a good choice too.
Rancor
Greg
Quantum
G
Ripped

All of these people are active at the times we have games or at least around and are good enough at the game to not single handedly cost the match for everyone.
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Black Knight is literally the best best Laser mech in the game
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>>146712332
>rancor
Too obnoxious, doesn't gel with team culture
>Greg
unreliable, prone to ragequitting
>Quantum
daffy duck tier, unreliable playstyle
>G
unable to communicate = not invited to team
>Ripped
see Rancor
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>>146710467
Nobody could have expected Jules to be less reliable than Greg.
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>>146713183

>comparing ripped to rancor
lolwut
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>>146711952
>>146712332
i dont want to be associated with pgi's latest travesty
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>>146711952

>hey, guys, there's this ebin tournament. Let's get our best players and show up.
>yeah, man, like, how bad could this shit be? Trannyverse bad, amirite?
>hue hue hue hue hue hue hue.
>schedule announced, 10k matches announced, shitty rules announced, nazi pig control schemes announced.

This has been a super stressful shitstain of a tournament that's not fun for anyone. People don't want to drop out because that's failing the team as a whole, but as a result of how incredibly unfun the tournament is, lots of people don't want to play regular matches anymore.

Anyway, at this point, PGI themselves have zero involvement. Matches are cast by two overworked community streamers, but this has cost their unit the two best drop commanders they've ever had. If you don't like a match, you take it up with the team you're supposed to play. PGI doesn't have any say in this, and they've been reduced to Paul saying 'thank you for playing! See you at MWOWC2017 ;^)' all day every day long on the goldforums.

20+% player loss, and we're only 24 days in.
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>>146713228
You can't be serious.
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>>146713228

He accidentally ended up going to college and having to find a job, alongside PGI fucking up all the robots he cared about to such an extreme he's playing metroid prime instead.

We did know he, Kakos, and Karn would only be available for specific hours, but no one fucking thought PGI would have this scheduled so they literally can never play, or that gold men would refuse to play on weekends. You want Kakos to show up at 3 am when he has to go to work at 6:30 am?

ggclose, not gonna happen.
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>>146713746
Then tell Kakos to go fuck himself. He should sacrifice it for us.
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>>146713875

I know you're memeing, but there are things that simply will never be sacrificed for robots under any circumstance.

For instance, lately, golds have insisted that matches be played at FUCK am on thursdays, which is the one day of the week when I get to sleep, and I'm not giving that shit up for some terrible trash robots. If they would play these matches at like 5 am, sure, but they want to play them at 10 pm or later.

Anyway, if there was a way to swap players out, every single one of us would trade out for you guys so you too can enjoy this most fun of tournaments.
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>>146714253
if you guys were switching people out on the kong tourney team i'd never log into mumble again
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>>146714479

>he doesn't want to take part in the highest skill tournament in the universe.

How could you turn down such an offer?
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>>146714253
But why do the electronic old men not want to play on weekends, why on thursday of all the days? That makes no fucking sense, all the grandpas probably have jobs so why do they want to play during the week.

Is it some kind of an insane game of chicken where everyone is trying to fuck over other old men for as much free forfeits as possible?
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>>146714253
Go fuck yourself Vass. Fuck all of you. You cost us the matches , we could have had money here. You stay up at weird hours anyway. Now that we actually need you you're a fucking flake? Kill yourself
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>>146714954
>we could have had money here

lol no we couldn't have
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>>146716550
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>>146714827

Saturday is the 'spend time with family day.' The friday and sunday are 'fuck over anyone who asks for those days'-day.

Yes, they're metagaming for forfeits. The good units are getting jerked around a fuck ton, then when a match actually happens, they get blueballed when a single guy shows up to declare the team is forfeiting.
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>>146710635
>Implying I even care about the tourny anymore
I'm kinda glad I didn't make the roster tbqh famm. The last thing I need is to be forced to play robots

>all this fucking dosh I'm making through tips alone
RIG UPGRADE SOON
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>>146719173
Is this Haruko?
Daily reminder that if you get tips you have large breasts and are a filthy normie.
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>>146719173
How about this tip? *unzips*
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>>146719818
>can't follow post chains

Don't give greg attention.
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>>146719173
this is greg gayposting as haruko, should ban him desu
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>>146720174
But nobody would tip Greg.
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>>146720234
>>146720174
>>146720078
>>146719818

Greg shaves his legs and crotch and tucks his dick inbetween his legs to see what it looks like. When he masturbates he plays with his anal cavity with fingers but not actual toys because he doesn't even have the commitment for that
>>
is it worth getting the assault pack from the steam sale ?
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>>146720404
the fuck did you smoke to get you think I did any of those things

>>146720234
m8 it was either gonna be Chihiro or Harry Enfield, and I don't remember where I kept my images of the later
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>>146721750
this proves that anime is for degenerates
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>>146722030
Im a dejennerate.
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>>146721746
The KC and whale are both pretty decent especially since they're both smaller now. Banshees and Kodiaks are still better though.
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>>146722231
kit is a dejennerate
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>>146724384
the resemblance is uncanny
>>146641160
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>>146721746
>>146723857
What about the heavy pack?

The Thunderbolt looks kind of shit but is the madcat in that pack any good?
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>>146725668
Madcat is top heavy. It always was top heavy. It will always be top heavy.
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>Rancor or Gasuir won't add you on steam
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>>146725784
then how does it move without falling down??
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someone stop me, i really want to buy that assault mech pack off steam just because i love the daishi so much but i dont even play or like mechwarrior online
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>>146728107
ayy
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>>146728256
Ok, the packs are only good if there was another sale after this to buy cheap mechs and fill out the variants you need to rank up the skill tree, like what they did after the last winter sale.

but there will be very little chance that will happen.

like these ones..
http://mwomercs.com/forums/topic/218994-performance-pack-partners-sale-35-off-c-bill-and-mc-price/
but no....
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>>146700409
yes it was my white bitch of the month, she tricked me into meeting her family and I was trapped there with them for the whole weekend. the cabin was worth around 2k though and they paid for all the food so overall it was a decent investment despite being strange and boring.
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>>146728107
Very carefully.
>>
Goodnight
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>the Konger Union votes 52% in favor of making Greg leave
>he's still here

why?
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>>146731327
>being this ignorant
Because article 50 says the process can take up to two years.
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>>146500000
STEVE GET OUT

Come on, it could at least have been something fast and swoopy.
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>>146732731
B-but my name is Kyle.
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>>146732845
your mech is named after Steve.
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>>146732989
Oh yes my bad. It was literally the first thing I thought of as I made my robot. I renamed it to Guncannon afterwards, a lot more applicable.
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>>146696465
>TFW Accurs will never blow his load to you

Why live?
>>
Someone make Kong stop talking about cars
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>>146735207
What, you want dashing on there talking about guns again?
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>upgrade M. Laser cooldown to 5/5
>still doesn't seem to actually affect my M. Lasers
What gives? I have the module equipped to my mech, it should be showing some kind of reduction in the tooltip but it just isn't.

Yes I made sure that the upgrade is the proper one for the M. Laser I'm using.
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Hmm... really makes me think

Why is dashing sleeping on the job?
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>>146736462
well memed my man
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>>146737057
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how do we fix greg?
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>>146737331
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>tfw you find gregs snapchat.
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>>146720404
Don't forget he unironically said he was trying to copy haruko for unknown reasons, Greg confirmed for future tranny.
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WHERE IS THE STREAM I WAS PROMISED HARABEC

IT WAS THE ONLY THING I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THE ENTIRE DAY

WHAT THE

FUCK
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>>146738213
I'm watching RZ I will be there in a minute
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Gunbuster stream cancelled due to Greg being present.

Good job guys.
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>Greg successfully removed
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>Greg explodes for no reason and then rage quits mumble.
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Greg status: gone
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kong flavor of the week when?
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tfw kit can't handle the 80s anime
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>>146742467
Of course she can't, she doesn't even like anime.

Fuck off kit.
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>>146742587
who is this jizz djinni?
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>>146742693
genie?
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>Vass is missing the kong gunbuster stream
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Anime is shit.
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>>146742505
Gross, who wants an Asian girl without a hairy pussy?
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>>146743438
What's the address I can't be bothered to get on mumble
It's like ten in the morning and I'm out of it.
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>>146744336
We can't trust you

This could be greg posting
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>>146744507
If you properly roasted Greg, would he really want to join the stream? Then again I can't count on you guys to do anything right, you probably just did a PGI level job of bullying him. Alright, give me half an hour.
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Man I thought people would respond better to voice in this than they do to text chat in other games, but they really don't. There's been so many games where I am near the back in an assault and I call out something like "I see enemies coming up on us from C4" over the mic and no one turns around. Then a minute or so later we are getting flanked, I call the flank again and still no one turns and half our team dies. Like why cant people use their eyeballs to look at the map when I call out quadrants enemies are coming from?
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>>146744849
Most old men either play the game with music (you can barely hear the mic in MWO over even the quietest music) or don't play with sound at all because (and I'm 100% serious) they're afraid someone will swear and their kids will hear.
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>>146744849
>tfw hear old man cry out for help
>he's in a slow 60> kph assault
>carry and win the game
>call him shit

feels good
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>>146745170
If I ever see someone manage this I will commend them, but literally every time I have called out a flank over voice and no one responded we lost. There have been like 4 occasions where I called it out, people turned around, we crushed the flank and won, but there have been far more so far where we just lost because I was the only one to notice and I couldn't handle 4 guys running up on our team.
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>>146745346
You really can't do anything especially in the lower tiers with a bunch of random people.

In group drops people are more organized so yeah
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>It's a "Haruko can't stop using the P-word" episode
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What's the dealy with faction play? I've only heard bad things about it, but I don't know why people don't like it.
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what is a good weapon loadout for black knight
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>>146746395
Lasers. preferably of the large and pulse variety.
>>146746362
Wait until you experience your first stomp.
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>>146746674
I haven't tried it yet. Is it just tryhard city?
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>>146746701
It's shit because it can take a long time to find a match, and then when you do find it there is a high chance your opponent will be a premade comp group with high meta decks while your team will be a bunch of shitters in random mechs. It's not fucking fun at all waiting 10 minutes for a match and then being stuck for half an hour in a match where you will be hopelessly stomped with no way of winning. You can't even rage quit because the game locks all 4 mechs until the match is over. There's no point in playing it unless you're farming with a group yourself or desperately want a free mechbay I guess.
>>146745929
SMASH THAT MF HAIRY P U S S AY B U TTTHAN
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>>146746880
You growing it out pham?
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>>146746880
>will never blow my load to haruko's pus say
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KONG ANIME NIGHT WAS A ROUSING SUCCESS

GET FUCKED GREG HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>146736231
Please help.
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>>146736231
>>146748710
Reduction in what tooltip?

You see the effect in game, I don't know where you're looking.
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>>146748791
The hover tooltip in the mechbay that shows weapon stats and shit. I figured they would have the tooltips update their information.
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>>146748921
I don't think so. Quirks aren't taken into account either.
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>>146748969
That's kind of dumb but as long as shit is still being affected I guess it's fine.
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>>146749161
Welcome to a PGI game
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>Kit posts in the MtF general on /lgbt/
Motherfucker, you guys were right.
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>>146749517
You'd have to be clinically retarded to believe otherwise
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What did Greg do this time?
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What did PGI mean by this?
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>>146746880
The only right way to play FP is to pledge to the most popular IS faction you haven't gotten the first mechbay from yet, join 10 scout games in trial mechs and feed, and then drop invasion in a full deck of trial mechs for ez mechbay, leave the faction and do it against next week.
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>>146751353
better goy up and buy our new hero catapult :^)
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>>146751353
jfc I need to buy and grind Cats now before PGI unfucks this
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>>146751353
That just makes the scaling look correct. The catapult clearly has huge volume compared to the wolfhound.
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Is hawken a gud game
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>>146755415
No.
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>>146755415
yes
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3uac2 on Ebon Jaguar? Will it work?
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>>146757846

Triple UAC5 is way better, and not a meme.
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>>146758819
but that's a dual Gauss Warhammer...
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>>146755415
It's an arena shooter with a mech theme. I think it's actually quite good, if a little rough around the edges. I haven't played MWO, but my understanding is that it's far more simple than it.
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>>146757846
If the MASC and JJ's on the SadKat weren't locked I'd totally run a 3UAC2/ERmed "MicroJag" build on it.
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>>146759367

>tfw PGI's latest clan meme is a billion tons of locked trash on all new robots.
>tfw this has hurt demand for clan gundams so much, the pig barely makes any, rather than unlock all the trash on them.
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>>146759367
If the flying spurdo didn't have locked masc and WHOPPING FOUR CLASS 1 LOCKED JUMPJETS it might actually be good for things that aren't spl memeing.
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What build for a MAD 3M?

I'm using an AC10 and ExLL x2 with ML x2
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Man, the green turkey club sure has some swaggy colours.
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>>146760331

The 5M is shit, and fit only for grinding masteries on the others. Run whatever you can get away with, then sell it.

I ran mine with twin AC5s and a bunch of medium pulse, like so.

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=347&l=6161b6fe5eb8ff5031f0e260a42c660d00d3be2b
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>>146760686
>ppcs on low arm mounts
>hellbringer with arms
Shamefur dispray
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>>146760739
What's the shitty part about it

I'm sick of laserboats. Ballistics is the fun part of this game, but god damn lasers are truly meta.
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>>146760331
Use standard large lasers instead. If the mech isn't focused on sniping then dealing with the burn time isn't worth it.
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>>146761278
If you want to have fun with the cancerous laser metashit, you have to make builds that boat way too many lasers and have unusually high alphas.
>mfw heavies on the light end sending assaults to the ER in two volleys
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>>146761278

It doesn't get good or fun kwirks, because piggy believes that jumpjet robots have to be fucked in every way, especially if they're the token third variant.

The 3R can run effective PPCs and any ballistic. The 5D gets to take some missiles and has hardpoints for lots of quirky builds, including really high dorsal PPCs for people who like to torture themselves. The 5M gets nothing, and the third laser on the left arm looks like cancer in game.
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>>146762051
>effective PPCs
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>>146762164

+50% PPC velocity makes a huge difference. I don't understand why piggy doesn't up velocity 50% across the board and just get rid of the kwirk.

It's clearly the difference between shit joke PPCs, and actual functional PPCs.
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>>146762509
I can hit stuff with non-quirked PPCs fine, the speed isn't the main problem unless they'd buff it by a lot more than that to make it really accurate at long ranges. The problem is that LPL has instant travel time, more damage, more dps, lower cooldown, lower heat, AND lower hps. And it just gets worse when you "upgrade" to ERPPC.

It's even more noticeable when you compare clan PPCs and LPLs, the PPC in practice still does just 10 dmg while producing so much heat against the more limited heat capacity that you get the urge to start quoting light up the night, and the LPL does 13 with manageable heat. They had to be high as fuck when they thought that was okay.
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>>146763337

PGI are always high when they're deciding on their quarterly meme balance.

Lasers need to be looked at for real, but since the people in charge, like Russ and Paul, simply don't know how to aim without hitscan instant duration beams, that's not likely to ever haappen.

Obviously large pulse memes are the best guns in the game, but what I was saying is that with a +50% velocity bonus, or a fat energy heat reduction kwirk, PPCs at least rise to real weapons, rather than shitty toys you'd see on prince pubbie's latest joyride.

>tfw you just want to Megaman.
>tfw PGI keeps ruining all the Megaman robots with lack of kwirks.
>tfw they're no longer content with withholding kwirks, but now have to fuck up robots with horribly looking sawn of shotgun weapon geometry.

The shitty guns on the phallus hawk seriously piss me off. That and the game not working on my computer is just making me not want to touch robots anymore. It's 2014 all over.
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>>146763762
The clan PPC would probably be fine if they just gave it the proper 15 damage and removed all PPC quirks from clan mechs instead of being retarded. That way it would atleast be a tradeoff of installing an active volcano inside your mech to fire a powerful gun, instead of installing an active volcano inside your mech to do nothing.
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>>146763337
Pulse lasers still suffer from spreading damage and low range while PPCs are instant and require no more than the minimum amount of face time.
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>>146764305

I'm for upping damage on both ER PPCs to 15 without meme splash effects, but keeping the heat high. It'd be a way for various shitmechs to get a main gun on, and the huge heat would keep it from being boated.
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>>146764354
The damage spreading isn't much of an issue considering how easily stuff like laser vomit and wubshees blow through torsos right now. The builds that want that range will just use large lasers instead, and most engagements tend to happen at LPL ranges anyway.
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>>146763762
>tfw want to be big pixie
>piggy releases it
>it's WORSE than the fucking VINDICATOR
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>>146764838

>how would you like us to implement one of the most requested and lusted after grab deal robots, Russ?
>just fuck its shit up.
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>>146764582
Yeah, that's exactly what I want too. It would actually be a fun weapon with upsides and drawbacks then. The biggest mechs like warcuck and huelander could still boat them to a limited degree, but it would be really fucking hot and a high-risk tactic.
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>>146764697
>most engagements tend to happen at LPL ranges
Do you like, refuse to use the zoom function or something?
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>>146760331
I used 2x UAC5 and 2xLPL until I got tired of getting my torso shot off

Switched over to 3xLPL 2xML or 5xLL

>>146762164
I run 4 PPCs and an AC5 on my 3R, are you triggered yet?
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>>146765105
>hm, let's make the smallest, fastest mech even SMALLER and forget to address it's quirks and hitboxes!
>and make it have more firepower than the one we just released!
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>>146766046
>I run 4 PPCs and an AC5 on my 3R
Hardcore, but you know that double AC5 will be more effective in the long run right? I can't see you having enough heat dissipation to make it through the average match.
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>>146766534
Its actually quite fun. Heat isn't too bad since you can take the time to reposition while you cool down, and you can fire maybe 4 salvos before running off.

Of course, you're fucked if anyone gets near you, especially lights, and the low mounted arms is really annoying

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=345&l=60ff26fff50629b64906ab98022c1d9fc6463b34
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>>146766534
Also I really hated the 3xAC5 build even though its bretty gud so theres that
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>>146766046
I run 4 erppcs on my Huelander-A and I don't even have the cbills to spare right now to switch to standard structure so I could fill my entire mech with dubs, it's really fucking funny but it's not good.
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>>146768556
>ERPPCs
Well theres your problem
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>>146764838
>>146765105
>>146766384

git gud
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>>146768684
Atleast I can shoot people at point blank with them :^)

Probably the biggest pro of that build is that sometimes people start visibly panicing when you unload on them.
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>>146768850
or they get hit and retreat, just to poke their faces out and get shot again
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>>146768358
Double AC5, not triple. Goes with two PPCs, so it drops 20 alpha damage for more consistent DPS. It has space for 4 tons of ammo and I have absolutely no idea how you are working with just one.
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>>146769908
I rarely ever fire the AC5, I use it when my weapons are cycling or high on heat and I really need to put out that extra damage, or as a self defense weapon. 30 shots is just about right.

Double UAC5 and double PPC was what I used before, that was fun too.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0s5SAJn1Oo
>pig in charge of having any idea what they're doing
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>>146771798
>$0.00001 has been deposited on your Youtubeâ„¢ account
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>>146772131
I saw it on the forum. I posted it because that faggot is saying and showing off the biggest thing that's fucked up with lurms right now, and sounds like he's just as baffled about piggy's retardition as me.

Like it's been a mess forever, everyone knows it, there's clear video showing it off, almost anyone can easily test it and see for themselves, still the pig won't fix launcher spreads being utterly fucked.
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>>146772771
Nice try Sader but I won't give you a view
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>>146771798
>listening to a nigger say the obvious

You know, they do these kinds of tests with chimpanzees as well. The apes learn to mimic behaviour rather well.
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>>146771798
>48 minutes talking about lrms

tldw
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>>146771798

I'm not watching a 40+ minute video about lurms. Edit your video if you want people to watch it, Sadder.
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mfw a MtF fuckboi is still more manly than greg
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>PGI will NEVER do anything right ever.
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I made an image for my buddy and thought I would share.
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>>146784679
>purple beam
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>>146785003
My bad, I greabbed the first image off google for light lasers.
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>>146783601
All those consumables
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>hundreds of new players replacing you daily

Looks like pgi has churned through the last of their potential player base and they didn't stick around

Wonder why
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>>146786641

>hundreds.
>implying each bittervet isn't actually being replaced by 2000 new players.
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>the ass Haruko wish she had
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Linebacker when?
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>>146789358
Next month for pre-order, announcement probably next town hall.
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I'm glad the rescale has been such a success.
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>>146791484
>shitters don't want to play their ezmode mechs when they aren't completely broken anymore
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>>146791484
How was the rescale supposed to effect that at all? Are you retarded?
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>>146791484
Considering the heavy queue was 50-60% since forever that it actually was a legit success. Too bad about the lights tho.
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>>146788514
this is why we aren't compatible

>>146791750
not even that guy. how was it not? are you retarded?
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>>146791750
>changing the size of half the mechs
>doesn't affect popularity of mechs

u wot m80?
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>>146791893
Are lights actually too weak? Like a good player can do good in a light, but I feel like it's hard to pack any of the weapons I like on a light.
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>>146792887

The only weapons you should be using are lasers, srms, and maybe machineguns if you can strap at least 4 of them.

Some of them are garbage like commandos, panthers, wolfhounds, kitfox, mistlynx.

A few are strong like locusts, and the rest only work if you really know what you're doing.

The biggest problem with lights isn't their strength or weakness. It's cost benefit. You have to play almost flawlessly or you die, and you probably won't make as much money as any decent heavy pilot.
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>>146793757
>garbage, like Wolfhounds
They used to be mediocre at worst but the rescale didn't do them any favors. RIP, Wolfie.
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>>146794278
>T1 robot
>"Mediocre"
I forget how shitty this thread is at times.
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>>146792887
They're all trash now that they've been resized to have massive hit profiles.

Before Panther was good, now why take it when it's the size of a barn and you can just bring a similarly sized medium with more weapons? PGI is fucking stupid if they think movement speed helps at all with light survivability outside of retarded 80 year old joystick users who can't aim.
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>>146794843
Half the retards in this thread don't even play the mechs they shit on and when they do they do some retarded asinine build like machine guns on a Vindicator instead of the ppcs it's supposed to have because of some ancient butthurt over ppc sniping
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>>146793757
I think lights have a larger proportion of shitmechs compared to other weight classes, but there's a handful of retardedly strong ones, atleast prepatch.

There should be cbill rewards specific to lights and assaults though. Lights should get extra rewards from scouting and spotting and backstabs and shit, and assaults should get rewards for brawling and tanking a lot of damage for your team.
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>>146795020
They already do get all of that, PROTIP: it changed nothing
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>>146795131
Except currently everyone gets small scouting, spotting and flanking bonuses (lights get no extra), assaults are excluded from getting the brawling bonus, and taking one for the team or leading a push gets you nothing but dicks in the ass.
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>>146794870
>Before Panther was good
...when? It was shit before, it's shit now.
>why take it when it's the size of a barn and you can just bring a similarly sized medium with more weapons?
Why would you take one EVER? Seriously, I NEVER see, nor saw them in any significant number at any time from their release till now. They've always been a shitty light, with a shitty hardpoint spread. No one but memeing old men ever showed up in one, and always in ultra retarded mixed laser with one LRM5 builds.
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>>146795623
PPC panthers weren't that bad. They were the second tier of ranged light honestly, behind Ravens. There were and still are worse lights than them, many worse lights.
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>>146794278
That head is awful.
>>
>Laser Cooling is a real thing
>Laser Heat Sinks could actually exist
NIGHT GYR FUCKING WHEN?
>>
>>146796412
In like two or three months

It's up for preorder you stupid fag, and they're working out if they wanna do LHS and how they could do it
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>>146796275
We can't all be gold men like you.
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>>146794843
t. metamechs
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>>146796772
Shame.
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>>146797549
>he went FULL GOLD
VASS
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>>146797715
I like how Blood Pact is the only thing more rare than Gold Mechs. I really should switch my emblem to the Blood Pact one too.
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>>146798153
How many times has anyone here even seen a gold mech ingame?
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>>146798153
You'd have to be stupid to give $1000 to a game that showed a bit of promise.
You'd have to be clinically retarded to give $250~ to a game that has proven to be an unpolishable turd developed by the most incompetent game company in Canada.
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>>146798806
I see them quite a bit actually. Mostly the same player every time, but there's a Gold Warhawk, and Nova that play consistently. Also seen a gold Adder twice, and a very rare Golden Timberwolf exactly once.
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>>146791484

>6% lights.
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>>146796412

What kinda scaling you want, fampai?
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>>146798806

I have a huge collection of goldmech pics, mostly of faggots I've killed and mocked. They don't pop up much anymore for obvious reasons.

Hatepriest here is one of the ever shrinking gold population, and like the rest of the star lords who still bring their golden cathedrals out to play, he has like 5 of them. Fucking idiot.
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>>146800012
I love Hatepriest and his paladin royal guard that protect his walking temple of piggy worship.
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>>146800012
What the hell I can't even tell it's golden apart from the (G)

Also that build lul
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>>146800012
Was gold coloration an event thing from a while back?
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>>146800502
"Limited" grabdeal where you could pay 500 dollars to get the entire Clan invasion and a gold skinned 'Mech from that package of choice.
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>>146800757
And I thought I was stupid for wanting to spend 20 bucks on this game.
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>>146800873
Whales gonna whale, that's how it is for every f2p game.
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Man, now I see why people say assaults have a high learning curve. You have tons of armor and staggering firepower, but positioning is a nightmare since you can usually travel a max of 60 kph.
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>>146801337
>You have tons of armor and staggering firepower
Unfortunately all that armor doesn't count for shit when you're slow and clunky, assaults only have as much armor as on their CT or the ST that cripples them worse when it blows up. Also because of ghost heat or other restrictions, many of them can't even boat much harder than some of the powerhouse heavies.
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>>146801337
There's that, but the lack of acceleration and shitty torso twisting in most of them means you eat a fuckton of focused damage in trades anyways.
>>
>>146802187
>>146802187
new bread
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>>146800757
No man, it was 500 bucks just for the gold mech. You still had to pay another 240 for the invasion pack.
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