/owg/ Overwatch General

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10568493

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DUDE MEI IS GOD TIER

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Hehey!

>>146429597
yea sure sounds like a nice way to practice heroes

Post your skins

>omnic crisis bastion
>white rabbit d.va
>sparrow genji
>okami hanzo
>hayseed trashmouse
>roxo lucio
>riverboat mcmemes
>classic mei
>sigrun mercy
>jackal pharah
>nevermore reaper
>stonehardt rein
>toa roadhog
>jet 76
>classic symmetra
>classic torb
>t. racer tracer
>classic widow
>safari winston
>arctic zarya
>ascendant zenny

Got everything I wanted, now saving for new shit

Matchmaking in this game is fucking dogshit.

>>146429246
torbjorns winrate is so high because of consoles
torb is around 55% in pc and like 70% in consoles

symmetra is >60% in both

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>KotH
>Someone actually picks Lucio other than me for a change
>Start running to the point
>Going awfully slow for some reason
>Lucio switched to Zenyatta at the last second

>Lucio bait and switches have happened sporadically since then

Why the fuck would you do this?

I would have played the fucking guy and not wasted anyone's time, what the fuck?

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I'm starting to get really fucking tired of this "mei looks at you for half a second and you get frozen" meme

I'm starting to get really fucking tired of this "hook mei, shotgun and melee, but LOL ICEBEG FULL HEALTH TIME" meme

I''m starting to get really fucking tired of this "CHING CHONG DING DONG ZA WARUDO" meme

I'm starting to get really fucking tired of this "mei uses her ult when she's literally a sneeze away from death, but she icebergs back to full health right as you fucking shoot" meme

I'm starting to get really fucking tired of this "HELDEN STIRBT NICHT every five seconds" meme

I'm starting to get really fucking tired of this "HEROES NEVER DIE in response to HELDEN STIRBT NICHT and vice versa" meme

I'm starting to get sick of this "Symmetra's completely underrated to the point that anytime someone uses it, she has 20 turrets in every fucking corner and her gun can follow you around corners with a fuckload of damage" meme

I'm sick of this "enemy hanzo uses his ult every 10 seconds" meme

I want to have fun god fucking damn it, this game shouldn't make me so fucking frustrated

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NEW HERO CONFIRMED
GET HYPE

WINKY FACE

>>146429767
out of curiosity, how do you feel about the "git gud" meme?

What sensitivity is best to play on? I mostly play offensive heroes, Lucio, mercy, and junkrat

Mercy triggers all my primal instincts

Mercy's ult needs a cast time before it rezzes.

That or Rez people at 25% of their HP, and heal to full for the duration of the resurrection glow. If Mercy's killed before the glow completes its animation, healing is cut off immediately and players are only rezzed with however much health they regenned.

Retarded to see a Mercy get one-shot but still get the Rez off because they pressed Q .00001 nanoseconds before their death.

>>146429632
>>146429337
What do you pick to counter Zarya? I've seen good ones stomp my shit in more and more lately and I never know who to use to get rid of her. I would use Reaper but I want to stay out of range of the eraser beam as much as possible

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WHAT WILL IT BE LADS

IM FEELING THE 3 GREY 1 BLUE MYSELF

and i was correct
2 duplicate greys and 1 duplicate blue

>>146429597
Yes, just to get rid of the people who don't know what a fucking objective point is.

>>146429632
LMAO

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>>146429863
I actually use git gud a lot because I strive to git gud in video games

>Repeatedly leaving matches early will result in a penalty
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE
IF MY TEAM CAN'T FUCKING GET MORE THAN 2 ELIMINATIONS IN 4 FUCKING MINUTES OF THE MATCH THEN I AM NOT GOING TO STAY AFTER BACKFILLING FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF ALREADY

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>>146429632
Mei mains are the fucking worst.

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>enemy team is some prestiged 5 man premade
>my team is all sub 40
>two Genjis
>[You will be penalized if you leave this match.]

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So regarding the Mei talk from last thread

As someone who has plays Mei a whole bunch I'd say that her biggest problem is that she doesn't have much utility compared to other heroes. She can disable supports, some offense heroes and other squishies, but you might as well pick Reaper or McCree and be more efficient at it. Also, her ice wall is only really useful in maps like Hanamura or Anubis, or MAYBE if you're attacking you might want to use it to block Torb or Bastion. It's very situational and I wouldn't say it's a bad ability to have, I really want to see people innovate on how to use it because it's the only ability in the game that can actively fuck over your teammates if you don't know what you're doing.

If they buff her, I'd want to see her being more viable as a disruptor. Maybe increase her hp a little, increase the freeze damage as well as the damage from her ult because that thing sucks, it's like a bad Zarya ult.

>>146429721
It really is. After a 3 game win streak and the game boots to a new one I shouldn't absolutely know I'm in for a shit stomping for the next 5 games guaranteed. How is that fun? That fact that you know what's about to happen and can only play thru the losses to get back to some wins. Why can't it just be completely random?!

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>>146429734
okay? did you not read the part where pub winrates are meaningless?

also torb's winrate on PC is 59.8%, only 1.5% behind symmetra

which are the 3 most cancerous heroes? junkrat tracer symmetra here

>>146429346
>>146429585
It's her fucking point. She's there to make you waste time. That's her whole gimmick. She has tools to make people waste a LOT of time chasing her, grouping around her icicle and wasting precious seconds waiting to kill her.
She's here to disrupt and waste your time, just like Tracer, just with much less killing potential. 1v1 she's strong if you're caught in her range, but already 2v1 she can't do shit other than make you waste time.
Literally hang with your team. She's an anti flanker. If you try to flank and get frozen or waste your time chasing her or trying to kill her through her two lives and invulnerability you're playing her fucking game. Every second you waste chasing Mei is a second completely wasted, even if you kill her.
Mei can make you waste more time than it takes for her to respawn. If two people chase her and kill her after she played around for say, fifteen seconds, she already won. Literally made you waste three lives worth of time. She only takes 10 seconds to respawn, but she can make you waste much more than that.
Just ignore Mei and jump on her with more than two people. If someone starts getting freezed by her while you're in a group she's likely dead, unless the team has the awareness of a dead ostrich.

One of the reasons why she doesn't work in competitive is because nobody falls for the Mei bait. Chasing Mei is like chasing a zero suit D.va in some isolated place. You could kill her, but she'll likely make you waste more time than it was worth, and there's always the chance that you could die in the process.

>>146430043
>I cant counter pick: the post

>>146429678
>>>/vg/lolg/

>>146429870
Pls respond

>>146430005
Please never work in game design

>>146429786
Passive: whenever he gets picked every piece of music in the game gets replaced with Sleaford Mods

>>146429910
Fuck I didn't mean to quote that Rein gif but as long as we're talking about Mei ice walls I've gotten fucked so many times by friendly Meis popping that shit right in front of my face when I try and go Whole Hog and then when I shit on them in chat they get all defensive about it

Honestly at that point I would rather they were just trolling than have them defend their retardation

>>146430034
if you think an outlier as huge as 61,3% is "meaningless" especially on a character as simple as symmetra you're just straight up retarded

but yes
keep being a metaslave, only what MUH PROS play matters anon

>>146430107

4 ingame sens, 500 dpi

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>>146429597
It will be boring af, but at least it will get rid of cod shitters cueing in objective based matches and playing their own version of TDM.

>>146430034
Hey what site is this from?

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>>146429906
>res a roadhog
>heal him back to full health
>already at like 50% ult again
>anon in charge of balancing

>>146429671

She's situational in that her ult's usefulness is based on your spawn's distance from the objective. Far = great, near = bad. Her beam and turrets still do stupid crazy damage, and can be game swingers in heated fights when people are tunnel visioned, provided you spread them out so they're not taken out in one go. Plus, that extra 25 regenerating health is no joke, especially on a Lucio who's madly skating around contesting the point.

My friends and I like to have a Symmetra around a lot and we do pretty well, just because of the personal DPS/area denial/teleporter utility she has. But that's just me.

>>146430048
Nobody chases her because there is no point to. If you're chasing her you're a fucking retard because she'll just fucking mindlessly freeze you to death if you aren't fast enough to kill her.

And even if you are fast enough to kill her, she'll just selfheal and immediately repeat the process.

Then there's times where she's just sitting amidst all her team shitting all over the place with her freezing bullshit and immediately turn into the northpole when she loses 5 hp

>>146430178
hmm i wonder if it could be that site in the OP that is said to have statistics..

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>>146429678

>Soot Bastion
>Scavenger D.Va
>Carbon Fiber Genji (I know I know)
>Okami Hanzo
>Fool Junkrat
>Auditiva Lucio
>Riverboat McCree
>Heliotrope Mei
>Cobalt Mercy
>Security Chief Pharah
>Blackwatch Reyes Reaper
>Bundeswehr Reinhardt
>Stitched Roadhog
>Smoke Soldier: 76
>Architect Symmetra
>Chopper Torbjorn
>Posh Tracer
>Huntress Widowmaker
>Horizon Winston
>Dawn Zarya
>Ifrit Zenyatta

I just realized I use a lot of epics, despite having legendaries on those heroes. I guess I just like fancy recolors and retextures rather than entirely new models.

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>>146429745
Should've just gone double Lucio with a Roadhog or something. Shuts down enemy team most of the time on KOTH maps. Not meaning to sound rude, but I hope you realize double support isn't a bad thing if you've got decent team comp.

>>146429910
Mei isn't bad against her and a decent Tracer can be annoying.

>>146429961
>Mei mains are the worst
>Plays Bastion

my most played is hanzo. suck me vg

> Reinhardt, Gibraltar
> MVP, 89% of the match on fire
> 20 (gold) elims
> Gold objective time
> I'm the only blue card on the updoot screen
> Three votes
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO

>>146430178

Master Overwatch.

>>146429870
Whatever is comfortable for you.

I prefer high sensitivity but 80% of players prefer low

How to nerf Mercy
>half a second rez time

How NOT to nerf Mercy
>whatever bullshit you retards keep suggesting

>>146430164
Not really questioning you but just asking why? What makes that most optimal?

>>146430284
maybe if you hadn't sperged in chat people would have voted for you

>>146430158
you can't make me give a shit about pub winrates when someone as FUCKING UTTER SHIT AS D.VA is 4th highest by winrate

do you understand how fucking incompetent the bottom 95% or so of the playerbase are? they don't play the game like it's supposed to be played, not even close. their games are completely detached from the sort of reality where you can actually gauge hero balance

>you will never try and fail to rape mercy because she gets off on it

>>146430183
How can you heal someone if you're dead, Anon?

>>146430310
>>half a second rez time
explain

>>146430363
>thinks he's in the top 5% of players

;)

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>I'm going for the toblerone!
>OKAMI YO WAGA TEKI WO KURAE
>DIE DIE DIEE

mfw heroes never die after all that

>>146430252
>Playing a character is the same as maining them

Kys

>>146430375
her rez is instant
making it take actual time (like Lucio) gives the other team an actual shot at interrupting her

>>146430228
Yeah, pretty much. She's completely useless if she can't make people play her game. If she sits in her team and just puts walls up and heals herself it's a good thing, because Mei is utter shit - save for her ultimate - in those cases. She deals less damage than most other heroes and has zero pressure, very little presence. Any other hero in her place would be a better choice in that case, so it's already an advantageous situation for the Mei-less team.

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>pretty good at mccree and think he's a total cutie
>wanna buy a skin for him
>all his legionaries are shit and ruin him
Should I wait for more skins to be added or do I just buy the white rare one?

Anyone with 60% win mmr wanna group/got a group?

>start replying "???" to all "gg ez" and "rekt" guys
>they start typing walls of text while I keep replying with "???"
This is the best.

>>146430375

Give it a windup like Tactical Visor or Sound Barrier before it actually starts.

>>146430230
>>146430297
Thanks friendos

>>146430116
>Mei headshoted me with m2, she's so OP

>>146429961
Holy shit I'm getting angry just watching that gif

Hindsight it is pretty funny though

>>146430202
Fair enough. I think her turrets are also kind of situational because they have to be around corners or in areas where people aren't going to be looking for them to do the most damage and a lot of maps like King's Row open up a lot more as they get to the end making it harder to find areas like that.

I'll practice on some AI matches and then try and play her some. She seems like a lot of fun.

>leaving games will result in penalty
Make it a penalty for people who are literally level 50 and over being fucking garbage at this game

>>146430504
>things that never happen

>>146430473
>white
don't be a pleb with shit taste and buy on the range

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Is there any time a Reinhardt is NOT welcome in your team comp?

>>146430426
Never said that, but you might as well be up there with Hanzo and Torb for completely useless. Maybe you're a good Bastion player who knows, but in my experience there never is.

>>146430485
>60% win

lol fuck off shitter, play people your own skill level

>>146430410
>not killing mercy at sight
You could as well change your name to Pajeet, shitter

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Should I aim my hooks where my enemies are going to be or directly at them as Roadhog?

>>146430651
Jokes on you, I was the Mercy.

>>146430646
60% is a bad wr?

>>146430663
Going to be.

Does anybody else get this stupid bug where you get kicked out queue after 5 seconds?

>>146430628
I think he kind of lags behind Streetswine on Lijiang Tower in particular for some reason

Maybe because there are so many entrances to the point on that map that your team kind of splits apart most of the time and there's nothing for him to defend

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>>146430617
Y-you're right anon. I'm sorry

>>146430628
If there's no one on your team that's taking advantage of his shield he can be a little useless. I usually switch to Winston or something at that point.

>>146429961
there needs to be a report button that just says "mei griefing"

she is literally the only character that can lose the game singlehandedly for her team.

>>146430409
i'm pretty sure i am because i've been multiple times in same games with some EU pros

i'll have concrete evidence for it after ranked is implemented so i don't have to rely on shit like that

it'll be like in /csgog/ where i shut down shitter opinions posting pics of my global elite, that's best 1% or so

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>join game
>loading screen takes longer than usual
>put back to main menu
>pic related
What the fuck?

>>146430284
play mercy
even if we get stomped or people do more impressive shit, you will always get upvoted on your card

>>146430707
Yeah, if you were fighting actual opponents your own skill level it would be 50%

You might as well brag about beating easy bots

>>146430663
>>146430714

It's a bit of both, actually. Roadhog's hook is closer to a hitscan, but it takes a moment to actually activate. So aim somewhere between where they are, and where you think they're going to be when the animation finishes.

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Mercy

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>kill Reaper with Rein
>TRAITOR

>mfw

>enemy healer Mercy or Lucio on KOTH
>My team healer Zen only
>Enemy sniper Widow
>My team sniper Hanzo
Guess I lose again :^) so much fun and skill.

>>146430846
Lucio is objectively better

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Does anyone have the picture of tracer with the text "VAPE IN MY PUSSY AND CALL ME UR MEME SLUT"?

>>146430783
t. Widowmaker main

>>146430284
I got 2 commends for 5 gold medals
both of them were from my friends who were queueing with me.

They don't matter bro

>Unlock Sharkbait for Roadhog
>Next game I kill two people by just hitting them with my hook
>The hook is a huge ass boat anchor

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

>>146430450
>mfw go to ult as lucio
>get knocked into the air
>he's just sitting there with his gun pointing at the ground waiting to hit the floor

>>146429940
then I won't bust your balls any further my kindred spirit

if you're getting too angry at the game when you play it then take a break watch someone better than you play it and try and absorb as much of their knowledge as you can

if Mei is ruining your day then play her yourself and inflict that same suffering to the enemy team, and pay attention to the enemies that slap your shit so you can do the same to any enemy Mei you meet in the future

try and view the game and your own gameplay as objectively as you can and learn from every loss

and remember to have fun and take it easy friendo

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What if D.Va's auto attacks interrupted projectiles , similar to her defense matrix, but not as strong.

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>>146430783
>/csgog/ where i shut down shitter opinions posting pics of my global elite
Anon, you don't "shut down shitter opinions", they stop replying to you because you're so retarded you think your rank in csgo = skill

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New at multiplayer fps, how do I get good?
I don't want to get rekt anymore.
Feels so good when I'm doing well, I want it to be like that all the time.
I have more eliminations than deaths most of the time so I'm not terrible or anything, just average.

I have a lot of trouble with moving targets.
What do?
Just practice more or is there something else I should be doing?

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>>146430886
>Not Lucia

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>>146430787
actually, there's this bug were you get stuck at loading screen

has happened to me 6 times so far

>>146430826
and here i thought i was getting better

back to square one i guess

>>146430846
I want to berry my dick so far in that ass whoever would pull it out would be crowned king arthur

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yfw lucio character design was ripped from pokemon

>motherfucking Winston jumps on payload in the last second causing Overtime
>pushed back after he chimps out
>DEFEAT
F

>>146431037
Understand for every game you win you will lose a game. 50/50 will always be there.

>>146430901
nah i have pretty even split between all the offense heroes

not that i didnt play widow a lot when she was good, gotta practice my pharah now that widow is so situational

>>146431020
you don't understand what rank not telling your skill means

it means being GE doesn't make you good

but you certainly are better than some trashcans who can't even hit GE. hitting GE is not a big feat but it still means you are better than some shitties in LEM and below. it's like a prerequisite that there is a CHANCE that you might be good. so if you say GE doesn't mean shit you are right in a sense but you better be GE yourself too to say that

>>146431070
this is like one of the few good genderswaps i've seen

>>146431037

Practice more, bro. A lot of people in this general come from other FPS games, so they have a general sense of what they're doing. A greenhorn is gonna have to grapple with the fundies before tackling advanced skills.

Winston's a good start, since he's mobile, has high health, and his gun autoaims.

>>146430939
Not the guy you're responding to, but this is a good mindset.

Even if you aren't having fun, mediate and strive to play the game with no emotion. I always start having fun in shooters when I take 10 seconds to breathe and relax, clear away my frustration, and then turn into a zen murder machine that smoothly, and relentless hunts down the enemy team.

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>d.va in a pro match
no stop it
I don't want people to realize she's actually good and risk blizzard changing their minds on the buff

>>146430350
I don't say anything chat besides spamming to attack the objective because my team won't otherwise.

>>146431251
this

I swear to god S:76 is the most annoying to kill. He feels more slippery than Tracer sometimes

The fucking healing thing that heals at 200/hp per second doesn't help

>>146430846
It doesn't make sense

The models are there, so why is there no good mercy SFM?

>>146431070
Lucia is basically Laura from SFV?

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>>146429532
>Removed avoid player because widowshitter questioned wait times
Ha ha, gee gee!

>>146431079
Nice wr, I'm struggling to push it past 55% right now.

Every time I get a nice win streak going it's always matched with an equally long lose streak.

It's fucking hard to make any gains, how do you keep that 60% up? Do you solo queue much?

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If the KOTH point goes completely uncontested for an entire round by the enemy team, the game should honestly just end right there. There's no point in continuing to waste anyone's time. They aren't going to win 2 rounds for a comeback.

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>you are being penalized for leaving your last match early
I LITERALLY WASN'T ABLE TO PLAY BECAUSE IT WOULD GET STUCK AT THE LOADING SCREEN

BLIZZARD YOU FUCKS

>>146431309
You haven't looked very hard it would seem. Go to any one of the overwatch related threads on /gif right now.

>>146431356

Now we can harvest them for free ult as they scream at their screens about why bodyshots aren't instakills.

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>>146430939
>get stuck with an instant hanzo and 2 zens on KOTH
>just sit near enemy spawn pulling people and meatshotting
SUFFER WITH ME

>>146431356
Please ignore this name, android apps aren't great for posting, I'm sorry for being a shitter.

>>146431441
WHY YOU LEAVIN GAMES BRUH
QUIT BEING A QUITTER BRUH

>>146431251
She's not good, so you won't have to worry about those buffs coming in.

>>146431438
>It's KOTH and one fag mains mercy the entire game instead of Lucio

>>146431441
>Updates add more penalties for being idle and leaving
>implying that this will fix anything
Strap in anon, it's almost time.

>>146431309
i don't think i've seen a single one where her breasts are out

>first ranked game
>2 torb
>retards who don't speak english and literally can't play
>have 40% of dmg done and gold elims
>still lose

Ranked is kind of garbage, huh

How do you play ranked?

>>146431650
but anon think of the sick ressez they'll never get off because nobody in their right mind leaves a mercy alive

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>>146431121
>"they both have green attire and dreadlocks so clearly blizzard ripped off from an obscure pokemon game character"

>>146431371
as long as i'm not queued against a csgo master rank stack, then it's not too much of a problem to keep it at 60%

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>>146429532
>Great
Ilios
King's Row

>Good
Dorado
Volskya Industries
Lijiang Tower

>Okay
Temple of Anubis
Nepal

>Remove
Hanamura

>Good except for shitty beginning
Route 66
Numbani

>Good except for shitty ending
Gibraltar
Hollywood

>>146431759
Just keep in mind matchmaking requires sample size for actual results. The starting point of ranked for pretty much anything is going to be rough.

>>146431872
not referencing his nigger decent

>>146431251
How are you even supposed to play D.Va effectively? Serious question. I see people arguing over it all the time and insisting she's a good character but she used to be my favorite and after I passed level 30 I started getting matched with people who wouldn't fall for her shit. Like I hesistate to use "lol low MMR" as a retort but it genuinely does seem like she loses usefulness when you're not playing against people who just stand there and let her fuck them up

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>>146431650
>Choosing any support that isn't Lucio on koth
Jesus wept

>>146431759
This was probably doomed to fail because "m-muh australiums".

People will forever expect you to carry them anon.

>>146431759
You just gotta look at it like poker. Sometimes you're just dealt a losing hand, but over time good players will win more than they lose.

>try to join a team, they seem legit based on their advertisement stuff
>entire team besides me has a sub 50% winrate
>they seem to think the problem of us losing is somehow not entirely their fault
>now they expect me to practice every day for 5-6 hours to get stomped by people that are actually good

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Is Roadhog a Muslim? Find out on this episode of GAME THEORY!

>KotH
>almost losing
>speed boost with lucio
>run to the point
>distract the enemies as my team gets there
>die shortly after my team reaches it

You better not die, you fucks.

>>146429916
I've played won 3 matches of the 4 I played on ranked so far. Am I just getting good draws or is the blizz "skill" factor dropping in?

WHY
AREN'T
PEOPLE
KILLING
ENEMY
MERCY
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
KILL
HER
YOU
RETARDED
CUNTS
THAT'S
WHAT
YOUR
FUCKING
GENJI
OR
TRACER
OR
WINSTON
IS
FOR

I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING MAD
EVERY FUCKING GAME
EVERY MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GAME
WE GET STALLED BECAUSE I ABSOLUTELY CAN'T GET TO MERCY AS LUCIO OR ZARYA OR REINHARDT ANYMORE
AND THEN WHEN I TRY AND DIE I GET TO WATCH OUR RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT WINSTON, TRACER, GENJI OR WHATEVER RUNNING AROUND SHOOTING AT ROADHOGS
FUCKING KILL THE MERCY
ELSE WE WILL HEAR HELDEN STERBEN NICHT EVERY 30S
SHE IS PRANCING RIGHT FUCKING THERE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE
GET IN AND KILL HER YOU RETARDED FUCKING CUNTS
THIS IS YOUR JOB

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>>146430787
Buy a better computer. I'm not waiting for your shit build to load up the game 5 minutes later, when we've already lost. This is your own fault.

>>146431957
Don't play her. She's basically an even more useless genji.

Play Winston, and deny the enemy support and snipers a right to life.

>>146431759
>first ranked game
You still have 9 more to play before it starts putting you with and against people of equal skill level. Right now you're getting placed with whoever.

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WHY AM I IN GAMES WITH SO MANY BIG GUYS
EVERY GAME IM ALWAYS PAIRED WITH LVL 100S OR EVEN 200S

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>>146431902
>koth map in great
>good tier has a koth map and a cp map

>>146432175
>Buy a better computer
Nice meme

>>146431902
Agree with everything except Ilios

>>146432208

Because you're fucking stupid

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>>146430929
>when you finally break it down your whole team is dead, and you're down an ult

>>146432208
theyve just played a little longer than you
as long as they cant counter your main youre fine

>>146431957

She's basically a flanker class with a bigger health bar. Boost in behind, hold M1 a little bit, Defense Matrix if they're all turning to fuck you up, boost out again.

Her boost does deceptively decent damage and can be a boon on maps with knockoffs, her Defense Matrix is the best for cucking AoE ults with, and her mobility + health makes her hard to pin down. Plus, once they do, you get a second life with a pistol that's pretty goddamn good if you can aim.

>>146432208
You must be really good

Teach me how to reach your MMR instead of this hell where Bastion literally sits sentry mode in the Hollywood doorway to our spawn M1'ing at their full team on the cart while they push it in unopposed

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>>146429910
Reaper is a tank busters, the problem is you'd have to adapt from thinking of striking othrr flankers or squishies on your own. Rolling in on her during a team fight right after she has burned her barrier you shred her. Yes sometimes she has enough energy to stop you but if you've dropped her health as much as you should have she either falls back or your team finishes her.
The salt powered robot is another one, he doesn't even have to wait for her shield to be on cool down. Her shield only absorbs 200 damage, he can easily shit that out before having to reload. The key is don't stay in the same spot, and be creative when setting up, also make sure she doesn't have cover to get to.
Roadhog timing his hooks to right after she her shield ends can do it, if she's not glowing like the sun.
Mei can cut her off from her team, and force her to use her barrier to shrug off your freeze effect. Just stop spraying once she shields, and continue when it disappears 2 seconds later.
Zenyatta can throw a discord making her either fall back to break LoS or use her shield to grt rid of it, wait 2 seconds then rediscord and shred her like any other tank.
Special note, she's a fucking tank stop 1v1ing her, that's why everyone thinks she has no counters.
Source: 16 hours playtime

>>146432208
game is full of blizzdrones just grind games but don't improve at all because they just play mindlessly

it's WoW approach to a FPS game

>>146430597
Tried it 4 times today and it worked 3 times. What's the matter, the babbies you're associated with not being cool enough?

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>>146432208
Level=/=Skill

>got leaver's penalty for dodging mememura and temple of anus on loading screen
maybe let people avoid maps already.

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I got an idea for a Hero
He is a knight trying to become a prince from an European country, his job is hunting down former overwatch agents for money and to prove he can lead a kingdom
>He shoots moonlight beams from his sword, can be automatic or single fire
>E is he throws a red virus grenade that when it hits somebody is brands them to have weaker damage (Good against Reinhardt and McCree)
>Shift allows him to take away hp from an ally to heal himself, can be used to take away an ally who has low health and is about to die, it doesn't count as a death if it reaches zero, they just respawn
>His Ult is a Eclipse covers the area and everyone hit by it is branded, both allies and foes, you get increased boost of damage and defence and hp which lasts for 10 seconds at the price of everyone else's debuff

>>146429632

>pharah
>have enemy team dead to rights
>FINALLY I WILL GET POTG
>Q
>ice wall coming up
>die to own ult

>>146431957
D.va is very situational. She's best on defense if your team has a good mercy.

You're not supposed to stand around and wait to die, her boosters have a low cooldown for a reason. Use boosters to get near and knock into the enemy team, harass them a bit and maybe kill a few low-health players, then use defense matrix and boosters to get out and heal. Use defense matrix on groups of enemies attacking your team to nullify their damage for a few seconds, use boosters to kick flankers away from your healer, NERF THIS to clear points, etc.

>>146430628
Every time I pick Reinhardt my team picks Tracer, Genji, Phara, Reaper, etc.

If there's nobody for you to actually stand in front of you should just play Zarya instead

>>146432254
assuming from the fact his games take so long to load that the game auto-kicks him, he's not going to understand what a 7200rpm hard drive or SSD are.

post games won in placement and subsequent rank.

>>146432290
>Her boost does deceptively decent damage
>25 damage, literally 1 (one) square of hp
LMAO

typical fucking delusional d.va shitter post

your waifu is trash and will be trash until she actually gets buffed. it's not a case of players much better than you "not knowing how to play her"

>>146431212

Right, practice it is.
Also, another thing that really pisses me off is when I get killed by someone from a really long distance. Especially god damn sniper bitch. I don't even see them most of the time. How do I stop this?

>inb4 fix your eyes

>>146431902
Switch Hanamura and Anubis

Anubis and Hanamura are honestly the shittiest maps in the entire game.

It's impossible to have fun on them.

>>146432416
>>146429632
Can Mei players comment on this?

Is it unintentional? You realize you can cockblock the enemy just as hard as your own team.

>>146430929
>Playing Lucio on Ilios
>Contesting in overtime from inside the well
>My entire team makes it there right as I get ult
>FUCK YEAH TIME TO BREAK IT DOWN
>Press Q without even thinking about it
>Detach from the wall and proceed to drop the beat straight to hell while I frantically try and reattach/cancel it somehow

It was too funny of a fuckup to really be mad at myself and at least I held it long enough that everyone made it there and we won

>>146432428
Pharah can use Rein to duck behind while she waits to jump again. She can also ult from behind the shield. I did that once, and the Rein backed up and let me die

>>146431957
Defense Matrix is easily her best skill. If you're not using DM to save teammates and deny ults as much as you can you're doing it wrong.

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Time to get cut...

>>146431902
Hanamura and Anubis are both shit and need to be removed until they are reworked into something actually enjoyable.

zarya is the thinking man's tank

>>146432486
7 games won 55 for rank.

>>146432279
>playing up high to not get focused
>shits going down
>perfect time to ult
>2 second fall before the ult casts
>everyone died

So, Sombra is an ex-Overwatch that is now rogue, just like S:76, right?

Since she is a support, I think her skill will be based on debuffing the enemy team, with shit like disabling hp regen.

>>146432697
>Sombra

Go away with this meme

>>146432590
disagree but shes really good and i love having one on team/ have picked up playing her cause it can guarantee a win sometimes.

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>>146432507
>>146432498
>>146432569

I don't understand the Anubis hate. Is it because people only file out the front exit and not the sides? Please explain your points.

fuck my life i'm so sick of junkrat in every single game because he's too good in every situation
they need to encourage direct hits and nerf the proximity damage, noobtubing is too strong

>>146432697
Nobody knows, though signs are pointing to omnic

>>146432557
>enemy reaper ults
>press e and stand in his face
>he just dances like a retard while doing no damage
>same with roadhog, soldier 76, pharah, etc
easily one of the biggest and most satisfying FUCK YOUs in this game

>>146432425
problem is winston does her job much better and with less effort

>>146432171
Become a Winston main, I've never had more fun since I did. There's just something magical about spending an entire weekend killing Mercies and Widowmakers.

I know the year is only half way over but fuck it. Overwatch for game of the year!

>>146432697
yeah lets make zenyatta even more useless

>play mcree
>highnoon
>red skulls appear
>click
>no kills
? they were all in my LoS, am i doing something wrong?
i have barely played him until now

>>146432796
Just like mememura, you either win in 2 minutes or don't win at all as attack, and are thoroughly fucked as defense if you don't stall A until overtime or close to it.
They're both super shit tier maps.

>>146432557
I only recently realised that DM works from all directions, so you can can arrange it perpendicular the the enemy fire and it still captures all the fire. thought dva was so shit at first too.

>>146432590
Stop shooting her shields.

It's like a pyro, airblasting your shit back at you.

What level are you?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10571718
http://www.strawpoll.me/10571718
http://www.strawpoll.me/10571718

>>146432193
In the words of Macho Man Randy Savage: You can beat me down, but the cream will rise to the top

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>>146432568
>muscle tracer
>that awful art style

Fuck You.

>>146429786
Honestly a persistent molotov-style AoE on the ground would be pretty interesting area denial. Like S76's field but damaging instead.

>resurrect players to the last hp they were at before they died
there, i fixed mercy

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Funnest game so far

Does anyone have that hero chart with the different personalities of who plays what?

Underneath Hanzo it says "Only ever plays as Hanzo" or something like that.

I can't remember which hero it said "The only person playing the game actually having fun" but that was a line from the picture as well

>>146432697

>Sniper rifle does less damage, but recons people it hits for a couple seconds
>Tranquilizer dart that slows enemy movement speed and sets their abilities on CD or extends the CD if they already are
>Ult allows teammates to walk, attack and use abilities silently, and muffles their ult warning shout.

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And no I can't do it myself because I'm the only tank.

what if when you got play of the game your webcam would take a picture of you and display it with your real name lmaoooo

>>146432825
I would but then there's no frontline tank or Lucio in the game.

Picture is missing torb and bastion and probably more. Whoever made it needs to fix it.

>>146431957
Just fly around and shoot shit. Don't think about being an assassin type role with shit damage.

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>>146432208
>>146432327

All the really good players are still under level 100

>>146432962
uh

>>146432796
I fucking like Anubis so much

Not even kidding I do

>>146432813
>Enemy reaper ults
>slap his shit back at him
I'd take that over simply deleting it. Plus, it's an amazing moment when you reflect Hanzo or Mei's ult

How do I play skirmish against other people?

I just want to practice my aim and fuck around for a little bit.

>>146432962
that's retarded

resurrect HP should reverse scale with number of teammates revived: one revive = 100% hp, two revives = 80% hp, three revives = 60%, etc

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>mei freezes you

>>146432920
im level 40 and ive been playing since the recent beta. 35 hours played. ive never understood how someone can play a game like this for 5 hours straight a day.

>>146432842
Nope. Not gonna happen. No campaign story.

>>146432171
I'm the guy that always picks genji in every game but goes after the player before mercy.

Do you have anything else you would like to say to me?

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>Hanamura defense
>we lose A
>pick Bastion
>set up on the top part on the left
>enemy team comes rushing in
>their zarya, genji and lucio ults
>kill them all because they apparently are blind and didn't see me


Dear god, seeing the pink bubble burst and Zarta getting instagibbed is so much FUN.

>>146432962

>Resets them to zero

Thanks for the balance patch. You don't happen to design Hearthstone cards, do you?

>>146432697
Heals with sniper if hitting a friendly, damage debuffs if hitting an enemy
Throw a smoke grenade and some HUD interference like an emp effect or something
Have no good ideas for her ult
but if you want to read a bad one: make her give all members of her team within X feet of her have stealth for 5s or until they shoot

>>146432796
who cares all capture point maps are total trash

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FUCK 6 TORBJORN STACKING
IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN IF YOU'RE ATTACK ON CERTAIN MAPS
>B-B-B-B-B-BUT JUST COUNTER IT WITH PHARAH OR SOMETHING, I BET YOU'RE ON CONSOLE
NO, FUCK YOU, YOU HAVE TO LOCATE THE TURRET AND THEN DISPATCH IT, AND HEAL UP AFTER, WHICH IS LONGER THAN IT TAKES FOR THE OTHER TORBJORN WHOSE TURRET YOU JUST DESTROYED TO SET UP A NEW ONE
AND GOD FUCKING HELP YOU IF THEY JUST DECIDE TO MOLTEN CORE IT
AND THEY ALL HAVE A BILLION ARMOR PACKS LYING AROUND THEIR POINT TO MAKE SURE YOU CAN NEVER EVER KILL THEM EITHER
FUCK THIS WARCRAFT REJECT DWARF AND EVERY FAGGOT WHO THINKS STACKING HIM IS FUN
F U C K
U
C
K
Y O U
O
U

>>146433149
Kill yourself.

>>146432967
*most fun

boskeletonrp

>>146433104
I do too, it's another guaranteed win for me. Attacking, go 76, Pharah, Rein, Mercy depending on my team.
Defending, go Torb.

>>146432796
dont hate hanamura but anubis is like one giant chokepoint. its just not that fun.

Is Tracer good on 2CP defense?

>>146433202
Hero stacking was a mistake in general.

>>146433202
>enemy tries to ult rush
>MOOOOOOOLTEEEEN COOOOOOOOORE (x6)
>shred them to pieces
>it's now raining armor packs

>[indistinct russian chatter followed by japanese screaming]

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>>146433202
(You)

>>146432962
>Team gets wiped by an ulting S:76
>Fly in and rez everyone
>They have like 14 hp or however much a round from the pulse rifle does

Good solution fucknuts

>>146433321
But it's a core part of the game :^)

>>146433140
Gameplay > story. Gameplay is the single most important thing in a video game. Fact. Everything else comes after.

Mei needs a nerf, her ice block happens way too much

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Holy Fuck
haha

>>146433318

Tracer is good for everything except CP attacking second, and even then can be decent if they're constantly moving.

>>146433202
>pick 5 Zarya 1 Lucio
>infinite barriers
>infinite charge
>turrets explode spontaneously upon being built
lel

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>>146433202
>Bastion and one reinhart you fucking nigger.

>>146433108
reflect only works if it hits you directly, defense matrix works in a large area in front of you, both are good in different situations but DM is better for helping your team

plus simply killing them is usually isn't as funny as making them useless for a bit and THEN killing them

>>146433387
nope
atmosphere > soundtrack > date of release > developer > art style > graphics > writing > story >>> gameplay

Does anyone know if the pro games are now played on 60 tick? It was bugged for a long time but I thought they fixed the issue?

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>>146433351
>mfw i'm the zarya

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>>146432896
See the problem I have on Anubis is the fact no one wants to play the point to the extent that if they half cap the point the team just gives up. Same as Volskya.

>>146433104
Same.

>>146433182
I mean you're entitled to that opinion.

I've got my own map suggestion. Feel free to judge. Should the first point on Gibraltar be removed? I feel it should since it's already so close to the second point.

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>>146433406
>held point for 6 minutes
i mean we weren't trying at all

shit was great.

>>146433202
>6 man torb defending numbai
>random pub, our team just happened to be fucking around and picked three 76 and three renhart
>we win without anyone of us dying

tbqh a single pair of rein and 76 can take on 6 man torb.

>>146433474
Yeah let's see how well that shield holds up against 6 turrets and 6 Torbjorns pounding on it

>>146433464
why is there an alien ready to burst from her stomach

why are her tits ready for lift off

why is her butt about to be ripped off

>I've got you in my sights
>put up my shield and run to his face
>s:76 desperately tries to aim somewhere else, but his aim is locked to my giant fucking shield

AHAAAAAAA
I LIVE FOR A GOOD FIGHT

jesus gods is being blatant

>>146433464
what the heck

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Quick, what is the best McCree skin? I have 1000 gold and have trouble picking.

>>146433030
i dont know if this is true for everyone, but you know how if you stop playing a game and come back to it after a little bit you suddenly are a bit better at it? the stuff you've learned had time to sink in or something and you arent as burned out.

i feel like because all the prestige people have just been playing non stop day after day they are super burned out and arent thinking anymore and just mindlessly playing. this is my idea as to why they usually suck.

>Ultraviolet/Punk Tracer doesn't have pre-game quotes with Reaper about how much they both love thick eyeliner and Nine Inch Nails

Blizz, pls.

>>146433464
Work on your anatomy

>Attacking Volskaya
>Six Roadhogs on defense
>As soon as we see that they're doing a stupid meme comp half of us go Reaper
>Mercy and Genji for some reason do not switch and continue
>One person switches between Pharah and Bastion for the entire game
>Lose without even making it past A

cool

>>146433721
It's been said three times today.
On the Range

>>146433721
gambler

>>146433721

wheat

>>146433721
riverboat, gambler is technically better but blonde mccree and ace of hearts is shit

>>146433721

Gambler.

DAT GOLDEN GUN NIGGA

Mei has a cute face.

>>146433671
>I don't know how fat works

>>146433753
reaper really isnt that good against multiple hogs because he needs to go to hook distance to deal damage and he is very easy to hook

you should have a zen since discord orb is great at making hog paper and then just focus each hog down one by one with s76/pharah or some other hero like that that can do it from far away and doesn't have to be scored of getting hooked

how come you can't use the reticle that they have on the competitive stream

>>146433882
for punching

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>>146433464
What the fuck am I looking at?

>>146433882

It's full of fat though...

>>146433663
You have 4 other teammates to distract the other turrets from taking out the shield instantly. But honestly, bastion does so much static dps, he should absolutely be able to tear through any 6 turrets in a matter of seconds.

Just admit you lost because your team didn't switch composition and strategy.

>>146433387
this is why video games will never be art. the people who play and make games are completely left brained, linear thinkers who arent on the same level of consciousness as the rest of society. Even the ones who make little "art games" like life is strange or w/e. They are just making games with shitty gameplay AND shitty atmosphere/story/etc.

it will always be the lowest form of entertainment, appreciated by the lowest common denominator in the same manner sports is.

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Mercy is doctor's clothing

>defending anubis B
>our roadhog always overextending and dying
>we still have a genji
>ask him to go reaper because they have 2 winstons
>still genji
>lose game
ranked can't come soon enough these casuals need to be fucking shot

>>146433925

she looks like she's going through a fucking centrifuge

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>>146433351

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>>146429597
yes because >>146429920 is right.

or just let us choose the game modes we queue up for.

>>146433464
I think it's shit.

Does anyone have that hero chart with the different personalities of who plays what?

Underneath Hanzo it says "Only ever plays as Hanzo" or something like that.

I can't remember which hero it said "The only person playing the game actually having fun" but that was a line from the picture as well.

Fix symmetra's gun

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Roadhog's self-heal now has a startup time of 1.5 seconds.
Roadhog's self-heal is halted if he takes any damage.
Mei's block remains invincible and retains its full duration, but damaging it halts the health regen.

>tfw 890 coins
>I might not be able to insta-buy the new skins when they come out
FUCK

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>>146433882
Pretty cute

>>146431220
are you me senpai?

>>146431070
>female australian pyromaniac with prosthetic limbs

MUH
DIIICK

>>146434102
it's like you guys dont even look at the statistics as to what heroes have the highest win percentage and games played.

>>146433540
Are you legitimately retarded? I'm not saying story is bad. It's very important. Gameplay is the most important thing in a video game though otherwise you're pretty much just watching a movie. A game without story is still a game. You can't only have story though with no gameplay.

>>146434102

Does Mei's Ice Block have a health bar like Reinhardt's shield? Give it one of those instead, if you pour fire into it, you can break it. It's fucking ice.

>>146434054
I know what you're talking about, it's the one with Lucio as Dj Professor K, right?

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>>146433970
>You know I don't fuck with no fat chicks bruh

>>146434102
I can stand the second thing, but the first and last are dumb. Maybe a .5 or .75 second startup for the heal, but not that much. As for the block, maybe damaging it can subtract from the amount healed.

>>146433387
In multiplayer games this is certainly true. However, some single player games have basically zero gameplay (think visual novel type stuff) and can still manage to be very enjoyable.

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>>146434026
>this is what I think a chubby body looks like

>>146432796
for me it's just the bland asthetics. looking at anubis makes me want to throw up with all the dull browns

>>146433464
Disgusting.

>play a lot of roadhog
>find out his heal is literally him farting then breathing it in
What the actual fuck? I'm genuinely completely put off by the character now

>>146434206
It just had the mug shot of all the different heros and underneath it just gave a short description of the kind of people that has that hero as their favorite.
I think they said that soldier 76 was for "Call of Duty players"

>>146434182
>b-but muh statistics and other bullshit, that means we can't balance things

>>146434197
No, it doesn't

>>146432967
i just went up against a team of all d.vas

Why am I suddenly grouped with idiots who don't know how to play.

Like it's not even close the past 10 games. It's always one sided and nobody plays support.

I'm not exactly MLG either but holy shit.

>>146432074
God that guy is such a fucking faggot I can't stand his voice. Fuck that dork

>>146434102

>Self-heal is halted if he takes damage

You better balance that with a CD reduction based on the amount not healed, otherwise you're never gonna see Roadhog again.

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>>146434249
That's not a full skeleton, get it out of here.

>>146432208
THEY'RE DOING IT FOR YOU!

>>146429678
>Blue Bastion
>Watermelon D.va
>Classic Genji
>Brown Hanzo
>Classic Junkrat
>Silver Frog Lucio
>Blue McCree
>Classic Mei
>Valkyrie Mercy
>Raptorion Pharah
>Purple Reaper
>Brass Reinhardt
>Mud Roadhog
>Classic 76
>Pink Symmetra
>Classic Turdboner
>Classic Tracer
>Black Widowmaker
>Banana Winston
>Purple Zarya
>Classic Zenyatta

I don't have many of the good skins and I don't play too much.

>>146433387
Depends heavily on the game and still.

anyone else getting the cant connect to server thing on the ptr? anyone have a fix?

>>146433387
Who the fuck wants another Blizzard-tier story anyways.

>>146434331
Pretty sure Hogdrogen isn't farts.

I mean the stuff's in an aerosol can

>>146434187
thats not how it works. your right a game without gameplay is just a movie, so thats not even a relevant scenario to bring up. It isnt "lol you cant have X without Y so therefore thats the most valuable thing." A game that has the best story but no gameplay is a good movie. A game with the best gameplay but no story is a mediocre game at best, although in the future will proabbly be considered a great game. As I said video games have no value as art, so story and things wont be relevant soon. purely about pleasure seeking and escapism.

LG vs cloud 9 runback.

>>146434412
>towergirls
my nigga

>>146434579

if i have been put together with these people in matchmakingn, i cannot take them seriously as "pros" and i have played with every single one of them multiple times

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Genji is obviously a very strong hero right now, so I'm wondering what Blizzard's response to him will be. Will he get nerfed? I kinda hope he doesn't since he actually does require a bit of skill to play, but he is extremely annoying to deal with right now. Will they buff his counters? Who even counters Genji?

>>146432381
Wow that drips seamen out the ass

>>146434341
your not balancing things if the characters win rates are already sitting at 50% lol. what is your definition of balancing, 40%? in a game where ch

>>146434543
>A game with the best gameplay but no story is a mediocre game at best
No.
All that matters is the gameplay. Stories are a relatively recent addition to games, and mostly superfluous, and used to frame the gameplay in a pleasing manner.

>>146434341
yes it does, it can only take a certain amount of damage. pharahs ult can shatter it very quickly.

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>>146434527
Someone was never taught the difference between fact and opinion.

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>>146434412
>Paizuri
wat

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>>146434598
I blame /western ero games general/ for giving me this unquenchable skele-boner

>>146434646
winston

>>146434527
Overwatch's backstory is pretty good though desu.