/aog/ - Attorney Online General

first for no drama this time

You know half the shitposting in here is because of one person. And most of the shitposts are samefags brought on by one fucking namefag who is such a doublecrossing samefag scum who craves this secret attention brought on by the drama and shit he stirs that he does this shit not only in the thread but in cases and pretends to be names or some other namefag like the barok user or tsu user. He will multiclient the fuck out of a case just so he can get his memery in without the judge shutting his shit down. He'll use a fucking new OOC name so no one blames him but you can tell after a while by the way the fucker talks and cases that its always the same person and that namefag. I'm not gonna namedrop, because that's just what this fucker wants but you ALL KNOW WHO THE FUCK THIS GUY IS AND YOU ALL KNOW THE BULLSHIT HE HAS STIRRED UP AND ACTED OH SO INNOCENT WHILE DOING SO:

-Meming up cases with shitty testimonies
-Coming in midcase and saying shit like "I need to use restroom lol" or some stupid shit like that
-Multiclienting as half the case just to win and create his lol so ebin case wil go down in history
-Literally impersonates mods so he can halt cases for a bit and stirs up pieces of drama
-char swaps constantly in rec room to shitpost about his "shitty life", which most of it is probably a fake story for attention, the bitch
-shitposts in thread
-rigs polls to get his shitty OC in
-rigs polls for DR
-bitches about shitty 3d rips and claims he can do better but so far he's "Still working on that one char" for like 4 months now. The ass.
-Has said multiple times that he is gonna leave AO because we're "Assholes" but keeps coming back and shitposts about how bad the place is and blames lupa
-shitposts about lupa constantly
-shitposts about mod abuse constantly
-Shitposts about circlejerk
-brings up emass when it has nothing to do with fucking anything just to bring up old drama
-pretends to be lupa constantly

We all know who it is. Fucking namefag scum.

>>146411530

>no drama
>thread 404's

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>The other thread unironically died at 75 posts

dead

deaaaaaaad

>>146411618
Kekechi pls go

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Post captions

>75 posts
Wew lads, when's the next name fag dilemma so we can keep these stupid things off page 10?

>>146411698

that case was awful, i'm glad that phoenix no longer plays.

Let's talk about good namefags

Why don't more people play as stenographer?

>>146412310
meh
trick

>>146412310
me tobehonest fampai

>>146412310
>call a name fag good
>wow literally who?
>>naming yourself
There's no winning.
>>146412335
Yeah, Trick is a nice robot.

>>146412310
Fuck off Gato

>>146412310
>>146412335
fuckfaggot

>>146412310

>good
>namefags

pick 1

>>146412524
Fuck off Gato

>>146412596
(You) are a nice namefag

>>146412310

Lewdton, Machi, Asougi, Rhoda

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>>146412735
Recroom garbage.

>>146412735

>>>>>recroom

>>146412735
>"let's talk about good namefags"
>mentions 4 characters

>>146412310
Names fcldss Gato Fuklaw Emass Everybodyyoudon'tlike

>>146412117
Funny how last thread was in mid-namefag drama then, yet still died.
>>146413298
I believe that's the joke.

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>>146412092

Bumping this thread.
>new server chat commands have effectively removed half the reason anyone comes to these threads.

>>146414330
we must shitpost screencaps more often then, even if they're not funny.

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Purr

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What game have you got your sight on this steamsale, /aog/?

Would anyone be interested in a meta guide on how to be a successful defense player?

It'll be a guide that exploits the game's mechanics to achieve results. Some people might read it and get annoyed though since some tactics there are pretty cheap and double-faced.

>>146415475

>Caring about winning.

>>146415538
Winning in Attorney Online happens when the trial's progress is pleasing to everyone and, by the end of the trial, everyone feels like the many hours they invested into the game were worth it.

I really hope you all want to win when you play this.

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>>146415321
>bought CK2 a week ago at $39.99
>currently on sale at 75% off
>the game plus every single add-on and DLC included from the past 4 years is on sale for $39.99

>>146415475
This is what I'm talking about when I say there's a meta. I'd say go ahead
Also a guide for when to play certain music could be nice, sure allegro/moderato is pretty wildly known, but things like presto might need explaining.

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>>146415321
Planning on getting both DR games

>>146415883
Prepare for disappointment. They're just a shittier Ace Attorney except with none of the charm Ace Attorney characters and writing have.

>>146415883
>>146416503

Just go and play the Zero Escape series

>>146415642

That's good, I thought you meant winning as in when def or pros literally almost kill games just so they win.

>>146416682
To be honest DAs who follow my guide will usually always get not guilties because of the way they exploit the system. It is all about social engineering.

Yes, shitty, I know. Maybe if I expose all the meta in a guide, it will change. I can only hope, because I personally don't like the current meta either.

>>146416649

>not playing all three

>>146416768

As long as it's a good show and story for everyone involved, then that's great.

I just cannot stand people that will literally ruin it for everyone to get a "win"

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So how is Lupa gonna get new people to join the game?

>>146417582

When the new client get's released :^)

>>146417582
>implying we depend on Lupa to survive
He already did much more than he needed to when he created the first AO thread, taught everyone how to play, then assembled a team and taught them how to manage a server.

>>146413436
But I like me.

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>FeelsGoodMan.jpeg

>>146417041
>>146416682
>>146415765

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1O-yVxq5_v_cZzK660v25QEimy5S2m0eEFtOyDfo5u4U/edit

This is my guide. It only has the first chapter so far, I do plan to write more about actual contradiction-seeking techniques. Thoughts?

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>>146419924

>it all boils down to being a beta cuck sycophant

>>146415735
If you ask a refund because the game went on sale
They will revert it and give all your money back within a couple of days

I got myself D4, AoE 2HD, Ghost Master and Typing of the Dead: Overkill
Planning for more but i don't know what to pick.

>>146419924
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1O-yVxq5_v_cZzK660v25QEimy5S2m0eEFtOyDfo5u4U/edit

Honestly slightly disgusted by this.

>>146420557
If everyone reads the guide and learns from how they can be exploited, they can cover up their weaknesses and stop being exploited, so hey.

>>146419924
This is just a social engineering guide specialized in AO.

Personally I wouldn't use social engineering because it's sort of tryharding, but considering how seriously many others take this game, they will probably try.

>>146420638
YEAH, WE CAN STOP GETTING FOOLED BY THE WOOLWINE STATE PONYFUCKERS IF WE UPDATE OUR STRATS! THIS YEAR WE'LL FINALLY WIN THE ATTORNEY BOWL! BECAUSE WE'RE IN A COMPETITIVE ELITE SPORT
WOOO WOOO
VIDYA STATE BOYS REPRESENT

>>146420931

FIGHTING GREGS OO OO OO

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Shitty cases when?

>>146420931
CALM DOWN

>>146419924
No, fuck this. Fuck it entirely. You're saying the defense should be bitches to everybody, and that's not true.

I fucking HATE sweaty lawyer Defense benches, and I especially hate a lack of confidence.

>>146422113
>implying a cocky defense has any chance of winning

>>146411698
>Kekechi

Does he even still play? He was like the only dude to use Warden and there hasn't been a Warden player in forever.

Related Note, Can we remove the unused OC?

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>>146422113
>sweaty

>>146422113
>He likes muh flawless "I'M SO COCKY AND INVINCIBLE" defense benches

Have you even played AA? Damage emotes exist for a reason. Defense always starts out at a disadvantage and build their case (and their confidence) as time goes on, and near the end they're the ones in control.

If you use your cocky and confident emotes exclusively, it just makes you look like an idiot.

Honestly, starting out weak and eventually going into an unstoppable theory machine is one of the few things Names does well.

>>146422113
You misinterpreted the guide. It shows how you can make everyone else your own bitch with small things that can be summed up with "be nice"

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>>146422636
He cases still like once a week but he stopped going by Kekechi in OOC. Nowadays He charfags around as Callisto Yew and participates in the absolute shit that is the rec room.

As for removing unused OC I'm not really for that. Although OC is not used as often as canon chars, they are still used. The only OC I don't think anyone but lupa uses is Snow

>>146422865

>if you guzzle enough semen you might have the world wrapped around your thumb

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>>146422863

>names
>unstoppable theory machine

Anyone can say theories, if the verdict winds up being guilty, then they aren't very unstoppable.

>>146423530
Yep, it's exactly what it says, great reading comprehension.

>>146423529
>He charfags around as Callisto Yew and participates in the absolute shit that is the rec room.
Guy barely even comes into the recroom outside of when he announces his progress of ripping, and by then he's also in the thread.
He hasn't been in recroom for the last 3 weeks.

>>146423529
>>146423980
He charfags as the ron paul girl in the rec room and jerks over his waifu

>>146423721
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DOsyL2WmJaOYhEg2I8DNsAl4i4pqDTg2HL4qqTCnpWg/edit#

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N5avJ6dlSWLojUkZSD2bflh40roDD70aMu9HH4DwkAQ/edit#

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y3uvVM18Eqh4idiHproYLe2OQ-XoDCEsi6nQAx07zuw/edit#

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nJ4TOREObkmUjr73W7bsmD0-1tSUWuCWRebChaTuOXg/edit

Dumb Adachiposter.

>>146422863
Names I literally saw you say this in game a few moments ago, stop talking in 3rd person you shit.

>>146424710
>one person is the only person who can say this.

That's some spicy hot memes there mate.

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>>146424330
Why do you just have these on hand....

Unless

OBJECTION!

You, yourself, are Names!

>>146424710
I'm not Names.

metafags are cancer, this isn't assfaggots.

>>146425009

"I'm not Names." -Names 2016

>>146424898
>Names is the only one who played those cases.

Do you not realize that plenty of people besides Names enjoy cases with him?

>>146425227
>enjoying a case with names
hi names

I'm not Names and I still think Names is a good player.

Call me Names if you want. If Names is reading this, he will know I am not him.

>>146425592
t. Names.

>>146425192
I'm Names

>>146425592
The fact that you knew he was names proves that he isn't a good player.
A good player doesn't attach an identity to his games, nor does he play so repeatedly that you can identify him without him saying so.
Namefags are cancer and so are fags who play the same way every time.

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>>146424330

and i'll counter with 4 cases of my own

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SpqrLYQZlVV4HPzGOx0iyrigrsO2yMU06UqbpClSlRI/edit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PUnUZKZseKdMAmdcc_Ys3PQrQjYxpBCxz3X6zFdd4D4/edit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1D72v6aU-D9GHUEQQw-f4bNJqi8mD0XYNgqBzfE_2ESw/edit#heading=h.avm7xd4f523y

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MkLDThMmLk07GAUl7KMDv1fMDgkfQmIuVS3EyonOI0k/edit#heading=h.eduh0zz38drk

>>146425792
The dumbest thing I've read today

>>146425807
Your point?

People have good cases and bad cases.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXXKZC08IxV-k0WjlifJovk5MXf3ctqmV1IoNs_FJK0/edit#

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PxrxO4MV4DPFMmlZkCEcubSQJ2rO_df_NpjbcLJpIO0/edit#heading=h.avm7xd4f5

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hmbRDMrZQKX_G7PmZ1348M_AHfFS5MOKkYWr6OGst6Q/edit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ewum6D68gjmq0JriixptJYy_fEA1cLNVRdHh45TZ20Y/edit#

Here's a few more though, the good outweighs the bad.

Dumb Adachiposter.

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>>146426119

>the good outweighs the bad

we're talking about Names here

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Boy I sure love this shitposting, it truly attracts more people to the game when we talk about dumb shit that doesn't matter.

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>>146426542
>He lets his preconceived notions about a player cloud him from the facts.

>>146426907
Names is a shit player, though.

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>>146426907

>preconceived

they exist for a reason, pal.

>>146426948
>>146427009

Nine documents exist to say otherwise. You can bury your head in the sand all you like, but that won't change the fact that he's not bad.

To whoever has a pure heart and is reading this, is there any actual way to make the shitposters leave the thread?

It'd be good to have a healthy thread where we have some good discussion about cases and AA.

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>>146427103

>not bad
>has abandoned me and my bench multiple times

yeah i'm gonna dislike a guy for absolutely zero reasons

>>146427284
fuck off names.

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>>146427356
That wasn't him, he only plays Young Mia.

Try again.

>>146427457

>he only plays young mia
>has played maya before
>has played white multiple times
>has played godot
>has played young ema and old ema

have you actually cased with him?

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>>146427530
The point is that he has never played older Mia, and thus you cannot accurately say that this screenshot is of Names.

Checkmate, Wright.

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>>146427659

>"he only plays young mia"
>"no"
>"W-WELL"

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>>146427825
>He hasn't rebutted the claim that he has never played Older Mia
>He thinks I was referring to "he only plays young Mia" in the sense that he never plays other characters, rather than he only plays that VERSION of Mia
>He's THIS DENSE

>>146427973

only: adverb
1.
without others or anything further; alone; solely; exclusively:

>only plays young mia
>gets told otherwise
>trying to backpedal and move the goalposts

face it, you don't know what you're talking about, and have nothing to add to the conversation because you're ignorant on the matter.

>>146428172
Not the person you are discussing with but you can't play both Mia and Younger Mia at the same time unless you iniswap.

>>146428301

>"box"

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>>146428172
As in, he only plays that version of Mia.

Honestly, Wright, the mental gymnastics you go through...

>>146427659
>>146428409

I would have you cite your source for that claim, and not rely solely on word by mouth. You are claiming it, so you should be able to back that up.

>>146428449
Burden of proof, faggot. You said that Older Mia was Names. You back it up.

>>146428409

>N-N-NO I MEANT THIS

yeah sure thing senpai, everyone believes you.

that still doesn't change the fact he's ran away from cases and forced the support to fill in

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>>146428449
My sources are the AO community, and the countless documents of Names cases where he has not played as older Mia. If you find a document proving that an older Mia was Names without relying on the "he gave up, he must be Names," hogwash, I'll gladly concede my point.

>>146428527
"Let he who has never sinned cast the first stone."

Everyone has made mistakes, Names recognizes his faults, takes responsibility for what he's done, and tries to improve upon his previously shoddy behavior.

>>146428527
Leave.

>>146428645
Names fuck off, we all know it was you.

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>>146428784

and yet he abandoned a case recently after crying in OOC and IC.

he sure is learning.

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>>146428841
>If I state my conjecture as fact, surely he'll believe me this time.

>>146428875
That was a case where the judge himself admitted that he bantered far too much. Was it wrong? Yes, but it's hardly unjustified.

And "recent?" It was a month ago. As I said, nobody is perfect.

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>>146427284
We never have those good discussions though. It's either someone posting progress on a rip, a few screencaps, and then the thread stays on page 10 for hours because of inactivity.
This stupid dramaposting is actually keeping the thread alive, unfortunately.

>>146429116
We had good discussions during the first month.

After that it was mostly server drama (like Emass), then it became character drama. Now we're going through namefag drama.

Can't we go back to the first month?

>>146429010
I don't know what all those fancy words mean, but I do know what you sound like, and that word is faggot.

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>>146429010

>two weeks is a month ago

>Names: when i have to ask the witness 6 times to continue, i'm going to get annoyed
>Names: when everyone tells me i'm not doing my job for asking for an amendment even though it's not necessary, i get annoyed
>Names: when the witness wants to railroad this hard, i don't want to indulge them
>Names: >it's an ooc bitches case
>Names: i think i'm gonna drop out, sorry phoenix.

t.June 07

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>>146429187
Cases have to be good again like they were in the first month then

>>146429306
But cases are still good, they just don't get commented much here. I for one know the SCP ones were great, and we had many other good ones before that this week.

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>>146429306

I had one of the most fun cases in my entire AO experience just a bit ago, and i've been playing for almost half a year.

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>>146429270
>Implying he was wrong
Everyone in that case knew the witness was a railroading piece of shit. There were two judges that would not stop interrupting.

Names is not the only person who's given up, and there are other people who've given up for far lesser reasons. Why is he the only one singled out?

Also, I'm taking your date with a grain of salt because of your lack of a source.

>>146429270
This encapsulates it pretty well.

The public insists - nay, DEMANDS - that Names be harassed every case he's in until he's pushed out. And then those people come on here, gloat about it, and shit on Names some more.
These kinds of people can't be reasoned with. They found a target, and they will swarm him until nothing remains. They're animals. Subhuman.

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if every thread is just going to be Namefaggotry drama just let the threads die tbqh

>>146429642
because names has a name attached to every feat of his autism.
As I said, if he didn't namefag he would just be some nobody who hops in and sucks at playing the game.
>>146429738
Maybe he shouldn't be a namefag then if he isn't cut out for it.

>>146429642

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/144580827/#144803616

june 07

>why is he the only one singled out?

because he's done it the most, name some other people who've given up. the "names gives up" meme didn't happen for no reason.

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>>146429757
Who needs them at this point? Drop the generals, and have /v/eekends every month or so.
The new chat commands replace some of the last function the threads had.

What's the best pursuit theme and why is it AA?

>>146430086
Nah, we still need a centralized place where the download links can be accessed and shit.

>>146429827
>Maybe he shouldn't be a namefag then if he isn't cut out for it.
I don't like names, but names hasn't namefagged with the name names in 2 weeks.

If these thread shitposters hate Names so much, why is he never actually confronted about it before casebuilding? All the hate is confined to the thread.

To me this just makes me think it's 2 shitposters with no backbone and no desire to actually insult him to his face.

>>146429827
He hasn't namefagged in a while, he either uses character names or nonsense names.

What's the next condition then? Stop playing the characters he likes to play? What shitposter demands does he need to listen to next?

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>>146430174
Because AA has the overall best soundtrack

>>146430220

what do you want me to say to him? "hurr durr you suck get out"?

>>146430425
Yeah, say that

>>146430220
It's exactly what they are.

>>146430425
Stop shitting up the thread with your fucking "hurr Names sucks he should get out" drama, tell him in-game every time you see him if you really need to get your rocks off on someone else's misery, or just shut the fuck up. God damn, it's that simple.

I have an idea

>stop replying to namefag drama
>ignore the replies they get because it's likely samefags or more shitposters from the rec room anyway
>make quality posts
>get good thread

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>>146430592
>>146430527

i'm going to do what i'm going to do

but i'm not going to bar him from joining a case, so i don't bring it up in the game.

>>146430592
I did last time I saw him, I didn't get a reaction.
but the names internet defense force seems to give me a reaction.

what aa girl would you waifu

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I'm making a portrait of little Trucy with perler beads

>>146430784
>He thinks insulting someone will make them not join a case.

Just say you're too cowardly to shittalk someone without muh anonymity.

>>146430806
Names doesn't care about thread drama, and doesn't even post in the thread. This puts him above 80% of the server's player base.

>>146431028
80% of the server base isn't a cancerous namefag, so I'd say they're about equal on footing.

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>>146430936
neat

>>146431028

>Just say you're too cowardly to shittalk someone without muh anonymity.

AO is still anonymous. One can say whatever they want on one character and you'll never know who it is unless they directly say who they are.

Only the mods know via IP's.

>>146430936

Make it and then cum on the beads afterwards.

>>146431239
>implying mods won't ban you immediately once they find you are the one shitting up threads

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interrupt the normal drama for the most autistic thing I've ever created

There's even a coat version

>>146432490
Please make this a full character.

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>>146432490
What the fuck happened to this?

That's not supposed to happen...

>>146432490
Speaking of autisic things, please fill out this survey to satisfy my stats autism
http://goo gl/forms/hPoArqCkvcWBaEj13

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>>146432815
Will the results be released?

>>146433059
Nope. I plan to keep it for me.

>>146431937
They wouldn't, it's not against the rules.

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>>146433454

>>146433059
I'll definitely be releasing the results of most individual questions, as well as different combinations of two sets (e.g. when people joined coupled with how they discovered the server) on request.

On that note, please take the survey seriously and fill it out truthfully to the best of your ability. I made this based on an honest desire to know what's going on in this community. If you think one of the questions may be improperly worded or biased towards one result, please tell me.

>>146433454
I really don't want to have to put on a trip for this

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>>146432665
Here's coat autism

Unfinished, by the way. Probably won't make anything with this, since I seem to be unable to make it look like clay.

>>146434007
>If you think one of the questions may be improperly worded or biased towards one result, please tell me.

We told you the last two times you posted it. it appears heavily biased with the rec room questions.

Also the question on time limit is weird 3-4 hours and then 5-6, no inbetween

>>146435349
Well, the effect the rec room has on the server is a pretty highly contested issue, so I felt like it would need to be addressed. Besides, there's only 3 questions regarding it, one about how often people use it compared to casing, one about how harmful they think it is to the server, and whether or not it should be removed.
I will admit that there is some bias in the fact that the question assumes that the rec room is harmful, as it also does with non-AA content, which are claims that has been made many times in the threads. This is probably enough to invalidate them as data, and it's too late to change multiple questions into being more a choice between degrees of positive/negative effect, so I'm probably just going to strike it from the results and write it better should I ever do another one of these

As for the time limit, the hours is supposed to read as X hours, plus however many minutes. It really should read as 3-5 and 5-7, which it now should.

>>146435349
Not to mention heavily biased against the moderation, at many cases I am forced to blame the mods instead of the players as if it was the fault of 7 people that we have Elizabeth and Lucina.

What character has the best smug emote?

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>>146437312

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>>146423980
>He hasn't been in recroom for the last 3 weeks.

He cased not too long ago. He was the Lupa Final Boss in the recent heaven or hell case. He just hasnt been using his namefag name.

>>146426948
There are no shit players. People can always improve at this game. Unless they're a damn memer and doing it on purpose you can't get that fucking mad.

>>146427284
We haven't ever had a "pure" thread. The good posting is mixed with the shit posting. This is literally how every general is.

>>146437312
Gotta love Edgeworth's smug emote. There's a lot of good smug emotes but Edgeworth's is a memorable one.

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>>146437312

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>>146437312

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>>146423980
Also speaking of Kekechi I think he gave up on ripping. Which is kinda sad, but we got more rippers now than ever so it's not that much of a loss.

>>146438620

this is the winner by far

>>146438459
Requesting someone to flip Young Miles

Please, I really want to play as him at defense

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>>146438620
Does Takumi have an arm crossing fetish or something?

>>146439078
It's the most natural pose

>>146439196
90% of Mia's poses are her crossing her arms. Wonder if there's any meaning behind that.

>>146439030

It does not take much work to find out how to do it yourself.

Though, he doesn't have many emotes, so I might.

>>146439905
Please do anon. And if it's any consolation I did contribute to the community in my own way a lot

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>>146440046
sure you do

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>>146440482
I guess no one would believe...

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>>146440046

I have flipped all his sprites. I just need to flip the buttons. He'll be ready for the update.

>>146440668
>still no REALLY young butz, wright and edgeworth sprites yet
I want a 5 year old to defend me.

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>>146441279

We can't go any younger.

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Posting secret project stuff.

>>146441704
Should strawpoll it

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>>146441704
You gonna make a Mr. Judge that will fit on the Judge stand?

>>146441704
That's not how bullets work, you have too much casing.

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>>146441968
Ah you're right! Have a correct version instead.

>>146441968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUjTxZEuBuI

>>146441704
>>146442140

>already got rejected wholesale by poll
>better do it again

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>>146443409
There's no rule saying he can't have another poll
That's how a lot of characters get in now

T-this is going to be my first playing Ace Attorney online.

W-what do?

>>146441407
I can't see Kidsworth as anything but a snide shota anymore.

>>146443470
There actually is a rule about that though. Must wait one month or improve the suggestion.

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>>146443840
And that's what he did, he added new stuff to him
What's the problem?

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>>146443586
Avoid the thread at any costs, this place is cancer like any other general, but in-game is good.

Open the main doc at OP and read

>FAQ
>Getting Started guide

Someone please link him the other visual guides

All in all just join a case, easiest way to learn is with experience.

>>146443928
Quote the part where I say there is a problem.

>>146443840
It's been way more than a month. He was polled before Inferno Cop

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I aveb one question for you general.


Do you think I am imcompetent?

>>146444317
Can anyone please make a collection/video highlight of the best shit in AA Online?

It's a fucking reality show done right. and it could get more people to play.

>>146444469
I don't think we want more memesters, anon. Thread highlights never attract good people, and I doubt an AAO game simulator would too.

>>146444836

>this guy crashes literally every case he's in

>>146445245
>Defense and prosecution work together to indict him solely for the fact he constantly crashes case.

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>>146437312

>all these shit responses

W E W L A D

>>146447141
>doesn't even post shields' smuggest emote
Look who's talking

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>>146447141

>Not creepy Ema

Its Smug and Potato at the same time.

We should organize a pre-written case some time, sometimes they can be fun.

>>146452145
Making one of those can be kind of difficult. I should know, I'm an author.

"I stole Area 4's doc"
t. Rec Room

>>146453376
Sure, blame it on the Rec Room. You dirty memer.

>>146453376

Is this the case that had shitposting in the doc and slots for witnesses four and five, and guns that shoot guns as evidence?

Nuke the fucking Rec Room for fucks sake

>>146453828

What did they do now?

>>146453923
nuked meme case. It's back now but everyone left.

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>>146453828
How bout we nuke you you faggot, stop putting in massive fucking pictures and special snowflake fonts. Just be like everyone else for once in your like you massive cocksucking manslut and type in your character name and put in the profile portrait. Also learn how to rip without making it blurry and jagged as fuck.

>>146453961

This case >>146453678?

Do you think 8 emotes is enough for a character, or should I go for 10?

>>146453961
>Implying Rec Room did that
You're trying to scapegoat because shitposting is the only thing that brings you joy in life.

>>146454005
You too.

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>>146454005
>Implying the person you're impersonating would namefag in-thread
>Implying he didn't do the quirky doc shit himself
>Implying this thread is worth saving

>>146454360
That's the joke, famallama ding dong. He's an attention whore whenever he's casing and I'm using his name ironically to point out that fact.

>>146454060
It's always rec room's fault, even when it isn't.

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>>146453923

>>146454736
>that card
that actually got a chuckle out of me

>>146454736

That wasn't them tho
I was there after a case ended and people in rec room saw that area casing so they went there and came back two minutes later complaining about the amount of bullshit going on in there

>Download game
>Excited to play
>Only two areas are active
>Both are mid-case so I sit down and wait for 3+ hours
>Case finally ends
>Encourage people to start a new case under the pretense of humbling the over confident newfag
>Wait another hour while people fuck with the doc
>Someone gets triggered over a SJW joke
>Everyone starts flooding the doc with more SJW jokes in response
>People abandon ship one by one
>Faced with another 3+ hour wait
>Uninstall game

If you're wondering why you don't get new players very often, it might be because it's a fucking 5 hour time investment for people to even have a chance to play for the first time which then collapses at the first sign of drama.
And your case system is broken. If you try to build something by pulling parts at random out of the asses of channers then you're going to end up with hands covered in shit and not much else. Common sense would tell you that cases should be designed by a single person and then shared, not slapped together at random by a directionless horde.

>>146454991

Sorry, let me clarify.
By "I was there after a case ended" I mean I was in rec room.

>>146454991
What rec room did was intentionally or not start doc deleting. Trying to make the case worse than it already was.
And yes, Vera did get triggered at an SJW joke.

>>146454736
>Wrote 25:02 PM o'clock and Drowning due to Bullet Holes so people would change them
>People roll with it and add more memes
>Cuft gets butthurt that a meme case has memes and deletes half the doc for his own prewritten shit
>People add more meme evidence related to the new case because meme case doesn't care what it is as long as it's fun
>He gets butthurt and leaves, taking his circlejerk friends with him

>>146455140
There you go blaming everything on the rec room again when it was clearly established that they didn't do squat.

The rec room isn't some sinister cabal that's trying to ruin your cases.

>>146455143
The doc got fixed if any of you niggers feel like memeing.

Hello, I am new to Attorney Online Vidya. I have just downloaded the game files from your downloads document.

Now I notice that there are ponies in the character files. Am I allowed to use them in cases?

>>146455656
Yes.

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>>146455656
I know you're most likely trolling but don't bother mate. Not worth the time it took to download.

>>146455068
If you're that Nick, everyone left because of the meme evidence and because you were insufferable. Literally every time someone spoke, you'd insult them for no reason whatsoever. In-character that shit is fine, but it's an annoying gimmick while people are trying to build and you just sit there and do nothing.

So yes, good riddance, we didn't need you.

>>146455656
Yes. Also you can create your own OCs. Feel free to add any undertale characters you can.

>>146455426
too late the fucking rec roomers killed the momentum.
That's not a dig at the rec room regulars as i like some of them, just a factual statement.

heavy rain themed case tomorrow, lads.

>>146455068
>Common sense would tell you that cases should be designed by a single person and then shared
lmao that's usually how it happens anyway.

>>146455143
>Name dropping in the thread instead of confronting them in-game.

Names was literally the only person trying to make a coherent case, and he gets shit on? What the fuck?

>>146455758
Almost certain I was there before you were and me being insufferable was literally the basis for the case being built in the first place. Everyone who was in the area at the start was fine with it from start to finish. You're either assblasted because you weren't in on the joke or assblasted because you can't tell the difference between satirical insults and actual insults.

Also I couldn't help build the case because I didn't fuckin know how, nigger, shit.

>>146455941
We would've had a case for you if some faggot didn't get triggered and started mass deleting shit.

There is literally no reason to keep these threads going anymore, there's nothing here but shitposting and drama.

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>>146455941
>He expects everyone to roll with his special snowflake gimmick.
>He didn't ask for help on building because it would break his special snowflake gimmick

Yeah, go and stay go.

>>146455941
>and me being insufferable was literally the basis for the case being built in the first place.
Yes, this is true. Can confirm it. We just wanted a case stacked against the new guy that'd be funny and everybody else flooded in and wanted a serious case and there was just conflict of interest and it was a mess.

But still, you should fucking chill out.

>>146455068
This guy is right in the fact that we just need more prebuilt cases.

>>146456056
The fuck are you talking about?

I didn't ask for a how-to guide on case building because I was under the impression there was a coherent fucking structure to doing it, and that a complete newfag trying to join in would shit everything up. You fags can't even sort out one case and you're implying me clumsily joining in would make things better?

And I was explicitly egged on to keep acting arrogant by the prosecution so the case would have an 'interesting gimmick'.

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>>146456223
>He keeps shitposting in a general whose game he uninstalled.

>>146456073
>But still, you should fucking chill out.
Alright, I'll chill. Just a little sour that my snail tier internet connection meant I was excitedly waiting for hours for the download to finish, only for the thing to fall through and then later get blamed for it. But I'll stop sourposting now. Good luck with your game.

>>146456293
>he acts smug when he threw a shitfit over a meme case

>>146456321
>Getting blamed for it

Literally nobody is blaming you for it. They're scapegoating a namefag who didn't even do anything wrong.

>>146456382
>Literally nobody is blaming you for it
>>146455758
>everyone left because of the meme evidence and because you were insufferable

last post i promise

>>146456446
I was in the room at the time, Barnham.
Nobody fucking left because you were being insuffrable, they left because some faggot decided to doc delete and then everyone got fed up and left.
I blame rec room desu family.

Vera from area 4, I'm sorry if I made everyone leave. I was just trying to make legible evidence that people could work off of, because none of the evidence in here >>146454736 related to the setting or summary at all.

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Mister Judge is ready to be judged again.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10573350

Sprites/animations: http://imgur.com/a/9cYEz

Sounds:
Hold it!:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eGlmBv4gT7

Objection!: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sPLG9rHa6Q

Take That!: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bMgi4SEsdR

>>146456584
>they left because some faggot decided to doc delete and then everyone got fed up and left.

That was Names.

>>146456801
>Names is doc deleting now

Can we PLEASE bully him off the server now?

>>146456712
Except yes it was, Cuftington. Some of them were even taken directly from the case it was based off of. Oh, wait, you mean the case that you deleted and replaced with your own special snowflake case that nobody wanted.

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>>146456795
Gotta admit I wouldn't mind this cool guy, but I feel like everyone will bother you about the quality. Maybe you might want help from the guy who made Inferno Cop? Can't remember who.

>>146456909
But everyone voted on three summaries that I put down, and we went with one of them.

Iris watson is shit.

>>146457024
The one you picked, even though the other one had more 3 votes. And nobody but you and your buttbuddies even wanted to change it but you had already deleted half of the case to make your own case, and then left after people didn't go with your railroading.

>>146457024
>decided on artist
>artists are known to do weird shit for no reason because muh art.
The evidence fits.

>>146457084
The original case was just 1-4, nobody wanted it. And... butt buddies? What? I came there by myself, I didn't invite anyone. As for the votes, it was getting tied, and people were multiclienting endlessly to vote, so in the end I just picked what seemed better.

>>146457105
A gimp suit, a gun, a condom, a toenail, and a sword are common art gallery things?

>>146457260
Yes, actually.
Modern art.

>>146457260
Yeah it's modern art

Alright, newfag here again, why are you all bitching at Vera now? Their only crime was starting mini-drama over SJW jokes when the only possible result was more SJW jokes. The roleplaying before the case started was pretty cringy too but who gives a fuck.

Besides that they were trying to get the case going from what I could see. Majority of the votes were for option 2, then a flood of votes for 3 came in right when they were deleting 1 and 3. Wasn't a conspiracy to force 2 on everyone or they wouldn't have given you the 3 options in the first place.

You should be criticizing your wait times and case building structure instead of shitflinging at specific people. Maybe that's the third thing keeping you from picking up new players, you're all paranoid as fuck. Rec roomers, namefags, anything you can pin the blame on as long as it isn't the actual fucking game or your infrastructure.

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>>146457653
>Calling other roleplay cringey when you were roleplaying as the COCKY ASSHOLE HOTHEAD DEFENSE ATTORNEY.

>>146457747
Breaking news, a smug anime poster stubbornly continues to shitpost after being outright told that he was wrong by an impartial third party

>>146457260
>nobody wanted it
Except all the people who only voted because the shit case was winning and they didn't want it
>I didn't invite anyone
Except Arizona
>multiclienting endlessly
They weren't. t. Syntere

>>146457939
Arizona was already in the area.

>Shit case
Names literally asked them if they could do 2, and nobody spoke up against that.

>He's pretending to be a mod.

>>146458131
I literally checked everybody's IPs and their computer hard drives or however Lupa bans people who change their IP. They weren't multiclienting. t. Rhonda

>>146458289
>this game datamines you to make sure you're not ip switching
wew, I'm going to stop playing now.

>>146458378

hacking ur ip rite now

>>146453828
>>146455140

>muh rec room boogeyman

I was in Rec during this and nobody even mentioned the case in there until well after >>146454736 happened.

>>146460027
That wasn't what recroom did you fucking idiot, recroom started getting salty and started deleting the doc.

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>>146460225
but they didn't delete anything though, what is it you don't understand? >>146456712

>>146460225

Which again is a straight up falsehood, that area was collapsing under its own stupidity well before anyone outside became aware of it.

If Rec Room wasn't a thing you'd just blame someone else.

>>146456909

>ruby full of cum and AIDS toenail relates to someone getting shot

>>146460515
It puts framable people on the scene.

>>146460515
Motive, wildcard.

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I wonder if I should ever finish these

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Also I got a whole bunch of PXZ sprites waiting for lipflaps

Rydia is a poop

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>>146462364
This is true

>Page 10

Why are people never up to doing a pre-written? They can be fun and they prevent the problems with witnesses going full WALL

Kinda disgusted that you think shitposting should be moderated in the thread of all places.

>>146464761

this desu

>>146461710
literally who

>>146455068
Fuck off you are not a newbie and if you uninstalled because of a single case yeah this game is not for you.

>>146458378
But if you stop I delete your sys32

>page 10

shitpost some more, niggers
t. Argontinous

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>>146437312

>>146455068
>SJW jokes

Please leave, your cancerous kind is not welcomed here

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I love Lewdton! Lewdton is cute! Cute!
I'm going to marry Lewdton!
Lewdton loves me! ME!
I'm going to cut open your pretty little face and use it to make a shrine for Lewdton!

>>146468980

I really, REALLY like this post.

>>146468980
God dammit I left /feg/ for a reason

>>146470070
There's a reason why we were trying to avoid /vg/ so much, it attracts the worst people of this entire website

>>146470142
True, but the thread is considerably worse than anything I've encountered in game. At least it kind of contains the shitposting while people actually play the god damn game.

>>146470070
>>146470142
>>146470296
He's bumping the thread you morons. You realize the shitposting comes from both sides, right?

Man, FUCK argo, what good has he ever done, huh?

>>146470435

He's a poop

>>146470435
>Argo posting about how bad he is to make people point out the good things he's done
>Literally nobody knows him other than how he salts up cases and when he paid $20 to get people kicked out of the mod exams

>>146472045
Just stop samefagging jesus chirst, you people are why we let thread die.

>>146472161
>>146470435
>Argo posting about how bad he is to make people point out the good things he's done
>Literally nobody knows him other than how he salts up cases and when he paid $20 to get people kicked out of the mod exams
>>146472045 (You)
Just stop samefagging jesus chirst, you people are why we let thread die.

>>146472045
>>146470435
He is literally the programmer behind many of the new server features (assuming he is the Tsukasamod)

>>146472304
>Nobody jerked off about Argo
>He had to do it himself just to feel good

laughinatsnaikku.jpg

>>146472350
Do you think your parents are proud of you right now?

>>146472350
Look, I don't care what drama you start, just keep me out of it, okay?

>>146472350
>>146472296
>>146472045
Nobody fucking cares about your assumptious faggotry, most people could see >>146470435
was harmful anyway unless it was some pseudo way to act serious.

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>>146472571
Wasn't, of course.

>>146472562
I'm keeping you out of it, Snaikku, just using your meme to laugh at Argo.

>45 posters
>307 posts

Damn, samefag's pretty bad here. We would have 70 posters at old days by now.

Gonna drop the threads too. Congratulations, Recshitters.

>>146472842
Game's shit, deserves to die.

Get fucked.

>>146472889
Game is not going to die any soon. We still have multiple cases going at the same time every day. Threads might die but no one cares.

Have fun spending your next few years killing a game that you hate so much, it is a nice time investment for someone like you.

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>people can't handle drama on 4chan

>>146472889
>>146473028
samefag

Who is best girl?

>>146473028
More like people choose not to deal with it anymore.
And why should they?

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>>146473072

>>146473135
Can be done with firebug or 5 seconds with LightShot.

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>>146473189

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>>146473103

Nobody is forcing you to deal with it.

>>146473189

>implying

>>146473313
That's what I'm saying, nobody's being forced and everyone's grown tired.

>>146473271
You changed thread theme, absolutely epic.

I love how the resolution and font of both pictures is still the same though. Or the compression.

>>146473408

90s post cooldown timer

>>146473271
>>146473313

66 seconds apart.

ebin

>>146473474
>what is posting picture from a phone or VPN

>>146473535

>t-t-there is N-NO POSSIBLE WAY MORE THAN ONE PERSON CAN CARRY AN OPPOSING OPINION!

>>146473575
Welcome to all these threads apparently. That seems to hold true for whenever someone says any argument if you haven't noticed. That's why arguing in the thread is useless, just give up.

>>146473408
>neither resolution is the same
>one picture is JPG, another is PNG

You retarded bro?

>>146473706
If you didn't realize he was baiting by this point I'm gonna have to call you retarded.