/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /gwt/)

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I want to protect Iris' smile!

>still no BTR

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Reminder that Nilfgaard deck is non-canon. Gwent is an ancient tradition it's perfect just the way it is.

>>146191447
Wise dwarfposter

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>>146191325
Same.

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>>146191162
>you will never have dinner with Iris

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Friendly reminder that politics are the best part of the Witcher universe.

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I'm going to join Nilfgaard!

What does Yennefer smell like?

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>>146191756

>>146192012
I like Nilfgaard just because of their colors desu

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>>146192025
Pic related obviously

>>146192139
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALfqkKD82qo
I like their original theme song

what does Roach taste like?

I want to fuck Vattier

>>146192350
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+does+roach+taste+like

what is bty

what is btc

>>146192350
Ask Avallach

>>146191325

Too late faggot.
Dead, rotten and buried.
Thanks to Olgierd the loser, I might add.

>>146192478
Yenfags' favorite mods.

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>>146192478
Shitty fetish mods that for some reason have many downloads and endorsements on nexusmods.com and also batteries

>>146192478
Back To You
Bitcoin

>>146192543
what are they? link?

>>146192521
Go away O'Dimm

You and Geralt are ____

>>146192764
Fuck off, dumb spammer

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How do I avoid getting burnt out on this game

I'm still in Velen, there are so many POI on my map and shitty low level side quests, nothing I do gives me any decent loot compared to my griffin gear and i get barely any exp from any of it

And yet I want to do all of them, but there's so fucking much I get bored when I try

>>146192764
beautiful

>>146192973
TURN THEM OFF

>>146192973
Disable question marks on the map

>>146192973
youre never going to do everything in one playthrough unless you have the worst case of autism known to man

you got to play multiple times

>iris will never be your wife
>iris will never stay at home painting all day and have food ready for you when you get home
>iris leave her family to be with you

>>146193252
Iris is for Beckham, anon.

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Why the hell did Beckham back remain? No wonder he went to O'Dimm with all his problems.

>>146193382
>Why the hell did Beckham back remain?
Because he's a Londoner

Are you playing Witcher games with Keyboard + Mouse or with Gamepad?

>inb4 gamepad: I've played all with k+b but thinking about giving the other a shot

I'm going to force Yennefer to run a marathon and then ask for her clothes so I can twist them and drink all the sweat

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>>146192778

Gaunter O'Dimm only did what he was summoned for.
And more, for free!
Master Mirror isn't just called that because he sold mirrors, he reflects the evil in men and Olgierd was a rotten bastard all along (and deserves suffering)

>there are people that dont like triss face
>there are people that dont like freckles
kill yourselves immediately plebs

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>>146191162
Tell me, OP, when are grandmama and grandpapa coming?

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>>146193723
Gaunter no gobble!
Gaunter no gobble!

>>146193783
>salty trissfag
How does it feel to have inferior waifu?

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Do you trust him?

>>146193783
Freckles are seriously overrated.

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>>146193837
Soon™

Does W3 get better after Novigrad?

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>>146193887

Speaking of evil reflections, think this is Geralt's evil reflection in some way? Not the face obviously but the eyes look witchery.

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>>146194051
Yes, fully.

>>146192478
can someone pls link me

i dont know what youre on about and feel left out

>>146194051

Sure, he is alright. Kind of. And a great help against the Hunt

>>146194287
Depends. If you loved Novigrad, then no.
If you didn't like Novigrad, then you'll probably enjoy Skellige, as well as dwarf cock down your fucking throat.

>>146194297
I wonder what he said. Maybe he cursed him. Maybe he will never be rid of him. Maybe Barnabas-Basil is in fact O'Dimm with glasses on.

>>146194051
With my life
With Ciri's life

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Why choosing Triss?
Why you even want to destroy this lovely family

>>146194750
According to the wiki (Yes I know the wiki gets shit on).
>"You are primitive. You think you've defeated me but you are wrong. I can't be killed, I will be back."

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TURDY DUMP

>>146194508
You don't want to see it. You will lose what faith you have left in your fellow human beings

>>146195035
>you will never be part of that family
Jdimsa in my bed while sleeping already

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>>146194051
No. Too much of a wild card. Had to kills him. It's what my Emperor would want

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>>146195421
>you will never smell her ass

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PURE FAMILY

What does Denise smell like?

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>>146193734
Witcher 1 was my first game. I love it to this day, but I found that its story is a fucking wreck that falls apart as soon as you read the books. The main story itself is certainly not its strongest point.

Meanwhile, Witcher 2's plot featured some elements from the books, but kept it to a minimum. It was CDPR's more "original" work - and they're better at that than strictly following the books, as clearly shown by W2 and HoS, the two best storylines of the trilogy.
Of course, the complexity of the game's political plot can also tick people off. Some, like you, just can't grasp all of it, they think it's needlessly complicated, intricate. It's not for everyone, I understand that much, no matter how disappointing it is.

Well, you'd know all of this, were you not so busy shitposting about what your precious waifu smells like, how book-Geralt is the greatest character ever written, or why your opinion is the only correct one. In the end, you know I'm right, even if you will never admit it.

>>146196245
>ciri happy to see vesemir
>ciri has essentially no reaction to yen

slavs dropped the ball

Vesemir's X00 years old, rotten teeth...

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What is this look trying to convey?

>>146198465
Sex

>>146198465
she wants to get bent over a stump and filled by the white wolf

>>146193526
>[shameless self-bump]

>>146198860
hello, reddit

>>146193526
keyboard + mouse

>>146193526
I play with gamepad but keyboard might give you more accessibility to signs and itens

>>146198465
it's too bad Ciri didn't catch Geralt chained to that bed after getting dumped by both Yen and Triss.

>>146198465

Why don't they literally just fuck.

>>146195035
>choosing the hunchback
>choosing the burn victim
>not continuing on the path alone

You're all plebs.

So how good is blood and wine?

>>146200215
Absolute shit, don't even bother with it

>>146200215
Amazing, better than the main story

>>146200215
Better than the main story, worse than HoS. Toussaint itself is great though.

Finished the Main quest in B&W is there anything left to do after you talk with your Corvo Bianco visitor?

>>146200634
rope

I want orianna to watch over my kids

>>146200634
wait for cyberpunk 2077

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>>146200723

>>146195843
>boobs
jesus

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>>146200758

That quest had me speechless for a bit, I didn't expect the darkest quest to be in Toussaint of all places. Fuck.

>fighting against imlerith on dm
SEND HELP

>>146200758
Nothing wrong with that. She probably takes better care of them than you ever will.

>>146201062

That red ability that gives you dark souls frames while dodging might help

>>146200992
don't worry, geralt kills her in the cinematic

Is it just me or has gwent AI gotten more stupid after patch 1.22?

For instance, when the AI plays all of their medics at the end of the first round (which they are losing) instead of losing the round, and pulling stuff out of the discard pile during the next round. (I myself being down to like 2-3 cards as well).

>>146198465
Oh let's be fair, Ciri's flirtatious with everybody.

Is Yen hornier than Adda?

I want to shove my face in Yen's hair and take a big ol wiff

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>>146196843
Do not forget:
And:
https://i.imgur.com/3Mwggeh.gif

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>>146202980
>Renuinion

>>146203082
I'm pretty sure that's just part of their style.

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>tfw he sold mirrors

>>146202971
Book Yen or Game Yen?

I wish I could see book Yen's curly hair

>>146202980
>Ciri grew up to be an ungrateful cock-hungry slut with daddy issues who gets attached to any daddy figure she meets
So realistic

>>146202980
yeah, i don't get it...standing there like...uh..k..why are you touching me..

>>146196843
>>146202980
Yen worst mom CONFIRMED

>i'm old and need a rest
>you are and you do

ciri is kind of a bitch

>>146204463
ur mom is a bitch

>>146202980
>purple eyes

I'm going to start a daycare!
Dettlaff will be my first kid and Orianna my first employee.

>>146207223
GOTY

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>>146208371
Dettlaff does not belong in a daycare!

Skellige deck is fucking garbage. What do you get for winning the gwent tournament because fuck using this shit if it's not a good reward.

>>146208618
True, he belongs in the trash.

>>146208810
A fancy trophy for your house. It's worth it.

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>>146208845
Now you're just being rude! Very rude in fact!

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>>146208810
>hating skellige deck
mother fucker.

I loved doing the ball with Triss.

It was an even more perfect waifu simulation than the date with Keira. It was just like a fairy tale. Oh, how I wish she was real and I could hold her in my arms and kiss her the way Geralt did.

>>146209465
>Triss
Kill yourself.

>>146209982
>Not Triss
Kill yourself.

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>>146210176
>>146209982
Both of you must be purged.

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rate my Jerald

>>146191447

>ancient tradition
>kept reasonably up to date with characters and major factions

I understand why they dropped Nilfgaard though, most of their characters are unknown to people who have only played W3

>tfw the general lives on bumps

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Never forget.

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>>146210256
Best friend until he inevitably dies like all humans do/10

>>146212354
didn't expect to be that good

>>146212354
>Implying vampires won't inevitably die at some point

>>146212764
in some thousands of years from then maybe.

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>>146212764
Regis will never die

The price to craft the grandmaster armour is absolutely ridiculous.

>>146213842

What else are you going to do with your 30k (NG) / 120k (NG+) crowns?

>>146213196

But it's still inevitable
Mr. Anderson

>>146214295
Can't escape the heat death of the universe
Unless you just keep hopping between universes I guess

>>146214647

What if they is a limited amount of universes
But tbqh living for so long has to be really damn tiresome. Why even do that.

>>146214647

Yes you can! Ciri stopped it!

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>>146214787
>But tbqh living for so long has to be really damn tiresome. Why even do that.
Vampires aren't happy creatures for a reason

>>146215423
>Playing Geralt's happy ending while he is still cursed
Dude no
Would be funny if master mirror appeared for a short cutscene to remind you that you aren't done

>>146215736
Eh, it was on my NG+, and I had just started HoS on that playthrough. Already finished it in my previous one but I didn't want to do the whole thing again before jumping into BaW and letting /wtc/ have time to spoil me.

>Olgierd is a ginger

O'Dimm got cheated after all, Olgierd had no soul to take

>>146216909
Handsome men always have souls to take

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>>146216909

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>>146216909

Whats the minimum FPS TW3 is playable with if i want to play on a hard difficulty?

i dont know if i should buy or not, i have a toaster (i7 and a gtx 850m)

>>146220721
80
anything less is poorfag tier

I'm going to change Aerondight's weapon model to Iris!

>>146220968
Why?

>>146221000

Because Aerondight clips through the end of the scabbard, clips through the steel sword while running, and I hate its spiky crossguard. Nice trips btw

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>>146192025
lilac and gooseberries :3

>>146203635
It is terrifyingly so. Ciri boo.
Not boring though; who is anyone to judge.

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>>146191162
FINAL WITCHER 3 POWER RANKINGS

>Literal Goddess tier
Amrynn
Amri
Amrylla
Rosa var Amrynn
Sweet Amrynn

>Great tier
Amrietta
Amrys
Amr
Amrylla
Amryra
Edna var Amrynn
Amrynna Rinarde

>Okay tier
Philippa Eilrynn
Amri
Amrynn of the Lake
Amris
Witch of Amr Crag
Tamrya Strenger
Camrynne Tilly
Amrybelle
Vivyrnn de Tabris
Amryline Gallo

>Mediocre tier
Syamrynn
Amrynna
Skellige Succubrynn
Yoamrynn
Sashrynn

>Awful tier
Louisa La Vamrynn
Salmrynn
Margarita Laux-Amrynn
Sarynn
Brynn
Vierynn
Elsrynn
Ingrynn Vegelbud
Patrynn Vegelbud
Jutta an Drynn

>Shut The Fuck And Stop Saying I Forgot Her tier
No

>/v/ Shitposting tier
Brewynn
Weavynn
Whispynn

>Literal Shit tier
Triss

>>146220721

30
I mean you could even beat it with 10 FPS on death march, it's not hard.

Ciri is my waifu!

I want Yen to stomp on my balls!

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I don't want /krw/ to die!

>>146225845
It will not die

>>146225845
Don't worry Ciri, we'll live but you'll die at a regular human age.

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So I finally got around to looking at the 90's Witcher comics, do you guys think this alien had actually seen a person up close before, or were they working from a textbook?

>>146225845

Better to let it die until we have more info on Cyberpunk than to let it go the way it has been between TW3 expansions. Like clockwork:

>Cirifag dumps Ciri folder
>someone says Ciri is a whore/addict/water hag
>Cirifag insists Ciri is pure
>Trissfags make their bot-like posts
>Yenfags take the bait anyways
>Someone posts Shani
>Someone replies "ugly"
>Someone replies "Shani is cute! CUTE!"
>Occasionally someone posts less popular waifus like Philippa or some other more obscure character
>More recently husbandofags post Olgierd or Mad Lad and pretend they're so much better than waifufags
>I'm gonna [do thing to] [character]!
>What does Yen['s body part] smell like?

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>>146228471
Shani is cute! CUTE!

>>146228471
>Until cyberpunk
Its going to be a gwent general anon dont kid yourself.

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Did I do good?

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Get hype for Ciripunk 2077!

>>146229278
Shit

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>>146229328
>Ciri is actually Cyberpunk's protagonist
nice

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I have all of the cards in Skellige, and I can't get any more cards from random people. I still need one from Velen and one from Novigrad. What ones could I be missing?

>>146229815
C-C-Ciri can I please sniff fisstech off your butthole?

>>146230786
skellige is non-canon

If higher vampires can only be killed by other vampires then what happens to the one you kill during Carnal Sins?

>>146230791
Ask like a man Anon

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canon ending

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>>146230791
No, but you can sniff fisstech with me if you got some.

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>>146232258
How about we start with a line on your butt cheeks and see where we go from there?

>>146232037
Only 'true' higher vampires like Regis and Dettlaff can be killed by their kind. Regular Higher vampires like the one you just mentioned are fair game.

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:3

>>146232037

mid-tier shitters think they're Higher Vampires just because they're not feral beasts (most of the time)

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>>146232767
DELET

>>146234652
whore

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>>146236760
What did you say?

>>146237074
Ug;y whore

>>146238680
pathetic

>>146239062
why :(

>>146239101
Don't listen to the mean Anon ;_;

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fuck

my heart hurts

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>do the Baron's questline before the Crones'
>kill those kids or release the Demon Tree only to find out that she was in the swamp for a few minutes before then going to the Baron

ouch

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>>146239917
>tfw Geralt's story is over

>you will never go on another witchering adventure

why live?

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>>146240618
You don't

>>146240618
you will with Ciri

Where does Roche go if you send him to Kaer Morhen? Can you even find him once you tell him to go there? He's not there and there's no quest marker for Old Pals.

Do I seriously have to go get Ciri and fight the Wild Hunt for him to show up again?

>>146195035
Man CDPR's wolf gear recolor is such shit

>>146228419
All shit from the nineties looks like that

>>146242187
yes

>>146242187
Yup, home stretch buddy.

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>Get to Skellige
>See all the "?"
>Completionist in me starts sweating

Fucking smuggler's caches man.

>>146245876
Yeah, probably easier to turn off question marks

>>146192175
>I failed to protect his smile
I shouldn't have been rused to play that game of gwent...

>>146194051
Yeah, for the most part. Considering he was just the weapon being held by Emhyr, and mostly out of necessity of not being killed, I really don't hold much ill will to him.

>>146195843
I bet it smells like lilacs and gooseberries

>>146200215
About as large as Velen, very beautiful landscape that captures Riviera, France extremely well, the quests are enjoyable, grandmaster gear requires you to go to ~2-3 places, at most, a familiar face returns, the MQ is shorter than HoS, but there are plenty of side quests for you to tackle. I would recommend.

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>>146222539
Where's the queen of Skellige on that list?

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>>146249672
>fucking cdpr tempted us with gwent
They play dirty, that they do.
Fucking cunts got me to kill handsomest man in the game

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Holy shit I didn't realize how far back Geralt and Emyr go

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alright friends
I finally got through my new playthrough, up until the very final quest On Thin Ice. I've completed every side quest, every treasure hunt, and have 100% map completion. I've done everything... except the DLCs.

What do you guys recommend? Finish the main quest then start the DLCs (hearts first, then B&W) /or/ star the DLCs first?

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who the fuck was responsible for playtesting the living statues fight in toussaint.

>>146252029
Do HoS, finish the main quest, then do B&W

>>146252029
finish game
then do dlcs

ciri is supposed to visit you in BaW but she didn't for me, and i think it's because i haven't finished the main game

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>>146252071
Mages. It is always fucking mages that fuck everything up. And they blockwhore more than actual infantry units too, along with being able to hit hard and accurately.

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>>146252071
What about the fucking mounted combat fight with the Rivian?

I'm in B&W right now, was having fun with a potion/Damage Reduction/Heavy Attack build.

Is there any better armor for heavy than Grandmaster Ursine?

Also, can someone link me a good Sign build? Never done one and considering swapping skills/armor sets to try it.

>>146252132
>>146252134
leaning on doing HoS then B&W. that seems like a good middle ground suggestions

I /have/ beaten the main game before, but this will be my first dive into the DLCs. I'll have to make a weekend out of it or something.

>>146252258
I found that to be hilariously easy.

>>146252578
I flailed around with that retard for ten minutes before just giving up, stood still and let him beat me.

>>146251915
YES

POST MORE BEST GIRL

>>146252661
Gotta be near parallel before you can actually hit him. Like, roughly around Roach's face. Definitely ready your weapon when approaching, so you have time slow down and you can make a decently timed hit.

You did practice with the training dummies, right?

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>>146252680
kay

>>146252790
Yeah, the obstacle course or whatever was no problem for me.

>>146252878
Well shit, I have no idea what to say. Maybe find some mounted bandits and try practicing on them.

>>146252680
Warning: not safe for sanity
http://imgur.com/a/CUwxX

>>146253080
?

>>146252359
>a good Sign build?
There isn't really a good one since the nerfs to firestream, which was the bread/butter damage dealing skill for sign builds in early patches. Now the most common Sign build is just spamming Piercing Cold, which trivializes normal enemy packs. (But does minimal work to knock-down immune enemies)

So, after a long time in waiting, I finally started BaW now... strolling about at a very leisurly pace, and it's been ups and downs so far.

Now I did the Smitten Knight quest, and initially loved it. Did the egg thing, was sufficiently pleased with the outcome.
Since I like to check for other options, I reloaded to see the other path as well - and at first thought - oh man, I gamed myself out of the "good ending". On rethinking however, I kind of hate this version now. Geralt - showing no integrity, after being specifically asked to be discreet goes on to spill the beans after the teensiest bit of prodding. And even worse - apparently juvenile stalking while infatuated constitutes twu luv now?
Fuck this, CDPR. This franchise has seen too much waifufaggotry, methinks. It sort of makes the quest a lot less enjoyable in hindsight.
I do hope Gillaume changes into some hideous bird-hybrid thingie within the fortnight in this version.

Also, how hammy is that Triss letter? I guess I deserve it for going with the redhead (don't judge me, it was the save I still had lying around).
Well, I still hope BaW will turn out to be the best thing ever. So far - doesn't hold a candle to HoS (but, as I said, I'm not that far in).
'nuff with the nagging now, best get on with it.
I'll see myself out.

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>>146222539
>Tilly
>In okay tier

Shit nigga what you doing

>>146254520
Say one thing about her personality without mentioning legs, hair or tits

>>146252661
It was doable, but a bit tricky, I thought. After trying to charge at the dude full speed and missing a couple of times I basically just circled around him and beat him with the sword like a maniac till he succumbed.
I guess winning or losing doesn't matter anyway, in the end.
Do you still get the achievement if you lose that duel?

>Got gifted the TW3
should i get the 2 dlc's for my 1st playthrough's?

>>146255013
Absolutely

>>146255013

Yes. Both are really worth the price.

>>146254463
t. Jaded virgin

>>146254463
>triss

Going to start a NG+, what happens to whatever you had invested into your house? Will everything be there as it was or will all of my upgrades and paintings be deleted?

>>146255174
>>146255858
Thanks ill pick em up hope im not getting memed

>>146234652
Hi my wife! :3

>>146256216
Nigga HoS and BaW are some of the best and most bang for your buck DLCs that have been put out in recent memory. Especially HoS.

Is there any way to fix how your hair glitches through Grandmaster Ursine gear? I swear 1.22 caused it.

It doesn't happen with the rest of the Ursine sets, only Grandmaster. Annoying as fuck.

>>146256286
Hi my husband! :3

I'm in the middle of doing my DLC replay of Witcher 3, and right now I'm just before the Ugly Baby quest. I'd like to get to the DLC as quickly as possible, since I'm going full autismo and doing 100% completion of quests and locations (again) and that's become boring as shit, but I also don't want to go if I'm going to get fucked up.

I'm currently level 25 (almost 26) so I'm a fair way below the recommended level for Hearts of Stone even, but that leaves me wondering when I should start it. Should I wait until after I rescue Ciri and we're planning the final stages in Novigrad, or should I do it as soon as I have 100% completion of Velen, Novigrad, and Skellige? By then I expect I'll be somewhere around level 28, which might be good enough to handle the DLC.

In what way is Ciri becoming Empress, better than her becoming a Witcher?

>>146257409
Rescuing Ciri is quite a long sequence and it gives you a lot of XP. you'll probably be level 30+ by then.

Don't bother to get 100% completion. Not worth it especially the stupid smuggler caches.

If you want to get to the DLCs early, use a level scaling mod that scales down.

>>146255858
I'd actually argue anyone who likes that sort of sappy stuff is...
Remember "A grain of truth"? Remember how that went?
Love hurts, dude...


>>146256150
Hey man, I know. Don't make me cry now.

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>>146257765
None

>>146257409
I went into HoS once before Isle of Mists, lvl 29. You'll be fine.
(Don't know how you'll fare going into BaW first, but it doesn't seem crazy hard or anything as of yet).

Guys, what did you did to those elven friends of Ciri?
They helped her, sure but that doesn't mean they can influence me to help them steal shit. And that degenerate attacked Geralt with fists after i refused them.

Anyone reflected over that the beggar, that cast the "spoon curse", in B&W was selling mirrors?

O'Dimm is fucking everywhere

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>>146245876
Pretty much every ''?'' in the sea is lot, BUT try to visit all islands, even the small ones, may be quests there.
I've played this game for +250 and just realized there is a big (well, a considerable) amount of content I missed.

>>146257765
>doesn't have to pretend to be something she isn't
>can actually do some real good
>won't get murdered by a lousy peasant with a pitchfork

>>146258172
You'll get called a hypocrite by all the oldfags here for not gladly doing whatever Ciri wants and steal whatever she tells you to steal (since, you know, Geralt steals stuff all the time! What's wrong with you!)

Personally, I could go either way on this. Not stealing the horses feels more true to character to me (and the elves are kind of asshole-ish), but the stealing-sequence is decent and will make Ciri happy.
Also, has no consequences whatsoever, so go with what feels right to you.

>>146258159
>>146257869
Are you supposed to be doing the DLCs before you finish the main story? I was under the impression that, story-wise, you were supposed to do it the other way around

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>>146258172
> Introduce Geralt to some friends
> He beats the shit out of them

Melitele's nipples, I can't wait to go back to Papa

>>146258275
>won't get murdered by a lousy peasant with a pitchfork
Blink!
Also, what about filthy Nilfgaardians backstabbing the new "Empress" (that appeared on the screen practically two days ago and kind of already exists and is sort of married to Emhyr).
Empress ending is breaking-canon-Morvran's-little-brood-mare ending.

>>146258172
In a way I guess stealing them is the best outcome.

Didn't they straight up reject trading with the elves? Pretty sure Ciri's friends tried to buy them first, and you can even offer to buy the horses for them but apparently the trader just refuses to trade with them.

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>>146258275
>>doesn't have to pretend to be something she isn't

>implying Ciri acting like a world leader isn't a joke

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>>146195035

>>146258595
Story-wise, HoS is just a regular witcher contract gone seriously wrong, so it fits into the main story.

In B&W, you fuck off to Toussaint for at least a month, which will be weird when you come back and like
>Heeeeeeey guys, u found Ciri yet? Rag na Rog happened yet?

>>146258595
I'm not entirely sure about BaW yet (content-wise), HoS is fine to do during the main quest. It will even give you a couple of lines of extra dialogue (nothing important, just minor tidbits).

You do not have to do the DLC after the main quest (I'd actually argue content-wise HoS might be better before finishing the main game LI and sowing the wild seeds-wise ), but it's not detrimental either, as far as I can see.
One thing to consider - added options for gear etc, you do get more usage out of them, obviously, if you don't "finish the game" beforehand.

Long story short - I'd say either way is fine, but personally prefer playing at least HoS before the main quest ends.

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>>146257934
Have some dignity, Zireal. You know how this ends.

Friendly reminder to pay your spoon tribute to G O'D on time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNH6stfvCiM

>>146258885
>>146258890
Alright good to know, thanks friends

>>146258839
>Didn't they straight up reject trading with the elves?
Pretty much, yeah.

>>146258178
wait what

HoS is 2deep5me

>>146195035
>Why you even want to destroy this lovely family
There's no more picturesque family in fiction than Geralt, Ciri, and Yennefer's Ass

>>146258753
>canon
Please don't bring up canon unless you're seriously autistic enough to base all of your choices on the books.

>>146258862
>>146259001
Delete these

>>146229116

how much is that in real money?

>>146259050
God damn it I didn't need his theme stuck in my head again

>>146259220
Kill yourself trissfag

>>146259220
Game's based on the books newfriend. like the choices are open to interpretation but some stuff just makes no sense plot wise with the world and events we see. Imagine if at the end of Return of the Jedi, Luke just decides to lead the Empire out of nowhere.

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>>146259375
>triss
jesus christ how horrifying

>>146229116
>more expensive than serious text books for highly specialized industries
ayy lmao

>>146259375
>>146259415
these models look like shit outside of the game engine

>>146257869
>>146258159
>>146258595
My thinking was that I could rescue Ciri and then do HoS and B&W (in that order) and might still be able to maintain a bit of sensibility. That's the point in the story where all the big shit starts winding up, from the assassination plot on Mad Rad to planning to fight the Wild Hunt itself. Even if there's a bit of a press for time implied, I could see there being some degree of justification in Geralt going off to get a shitton of money to help finance either of those things.

>>146259098
Yeah if you read the diary of the spoon cursed lady it says she cant remember much about the beggar that cursed her, only that he sold mirrors.

>>146259356
Sure it's based on them. Games are also as non-canon as it gets.
Either way, I don't see anyone defending sparing Radovid just because it's the book canon. How's that? Almost makes me wonder if bookfags only bring up the book canon when it suits them desu.

>>146257934
reminder they're just making her happy so they can destroy her in five or six years when TW4 comes out

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>>146259446

You look shit in the game engine and out of it.

>>146259570
>Games are also as non-canon as it gets.
Books are canon to the games, games aren't canon to the books. Someone made a diagram at some point but I don't have it.

>Either way, I don't see anyone defending sparing Radovid just because it's the book canon.
I've seen people do that (although I think there's good arguments either way as to which Geralt would choose). I think you're misunderstanding the argument being made. People aren't objecting because "The books say this eventually happens, not that!" They're objecting because the events don't make sense and the behavior seems totally out of character.

>>146194051
He basically took care of Yennefer when he absolutely did not have to, he has a lot of honour for a guy that was willing to kill kings and sow chaos in kingdoms just for the sake of maybe restoring his witcher school.

He is more of a bro than Roche would ever hope to aspire to.

Reminder that Ciri doesn't care about Yen and Triss was the one she wanted to ask for help

>>146253053
Thank you, my friend.

>>146259639
At least I'm not a fisstech fiend

>>146258242

Oh I know, this is my second playthrough, actually got every single "?" on the map my first time round because I always aim to 100% every RPG I play (with the exception of DA2, I just wanted that to end). I just don't know if I can face countless hours of crossbowing sirens and diving.

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>>146259813

Everyone's a fisstech fiend these days

>The games aren't canon
rofl
The books are absolutely irrelevant now, they are buried and forgotten under the 5 gorillion sold copies of the games which are all that counts now.

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Literally perfect.

I can't wait until I get to kiss her again.

>>146259703
>He is more of a bro than Roche would ever hope to aspire to.
LETHO DID NOTHING WRONG

>>146259986
ROCHE DID NOTHING WRONG

>>146259887
>tfw this is the real canon ending

>>146259685
>I've seen people do that
Must've been pretty disgusting.

>the behavior seems totally out of character
I never claimed otherwise. The Empress ending comes out of nowhere and Sapkowski never planned anything like it.
Doesn't change the fact that it's still an interesting bittersweet ending.

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Post characters you'd go on a wilderness tent trip with

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>>146260074

Geralt really should have been able to bang Ciri if you chose the "YEAH, REAL GROWN UP" option at the start of the game.

But no, we got Old and Busted Yen and Literal Rapist Triss.

I wish CDPR had the balls not to include Yennefer, she's an all around pointless character whose role could be given to literally any other sorceress

>Post B&W ending
>Notice big fires from Tourney Grounds
>Arena now has one big pile of burning corpses
wuuuuut.

>>146260252
Gotta get rid of the bodies

>>146259446
triss looks like shit no matter what

What do you think looks best out of the following?

>Grandmaster Ursine
>Mastercrafted Ursine
>Grandmaster Wolven
>Tesham Mutna (not to be confused with Hen Gaidth)

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>>146258178
So is it just me who finds this interesting or is it common knowledge already?

>>146260420
Mastercrafted Urine

>>146260442
The game makes it pretty obvious that it's him and we've already been over the fact that the HoS reference is the best part of B&W countless times

>>146260240
I think you mean Triss

>>146260420
Wolven.
Tesham Mutna makes you look like an RPG villain and Urine is just overrated.

>>146260442
It's common knowledge, every thread has a few posts like that. Good on you for noticing it, though.

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>>146260458
Urine.

Fucking kek

>>146260420

Mastercrafted Ursine until they fix the hair clipping on the grandmaster one. They literally forgot to check a box or something to set the hair into hide mode

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>>146260143
All of them ;_;

>>146260442
>common knowledge already?
Yep. Since day 1, sorry. Even his theme (O'Dimm) plays while she tells you her story in Corvo Vianco

>>146260526
Triss was already in the previous games it makes sense to use her

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>>146260604
Oh i see. Well its a really nice touch.

Have some Ciri belly

>>146260120
>Doesn't change the fact that it's still an interesting bittersweet ending.
It's contrived as fuck. Ruins the emotional impact for me. Bad Dad is the best written ending

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>>146260598
>Olgierd's robe is drawn as pure blue
>it's actually brown with blue flower pattern

Ciri in a dress when?

>>146260736

TH'ATS NO DAUGHTER OF MINE

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>let sile die in w2
>transfer save
>she's obviously not in the dungeon with margarita, no mention of her
>this shit is in the characters journal

>>146260698
But she's useless in the main story of witcher 3

>>146260598
>>146260772

Not to mention Philippa's owl has eyes and both Thaler and Kalkstein (1st and 2nd best characters in the 1st game) are not present.

Shit image, it sucks flaccid cock.

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>>146260887
Detle that image right now

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>>146260143

>>146261009

i will if you provide ciri in a dress

>>146261008
Kalkstein is there though you blind fuck.
It is criminal Thaler isn't there though.

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>after the funeral eskel says he's leaving kaer morhen for good
>nowhere to be found afterwards
>this shit is in the characters journal

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>>146261008
Kalkstein is there between Eskel and Gaunter
Thaler is down by Jacques and Shani
Iris isn't there at all, though despite the demon animals being there

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>>146259915

>>146260196
Ciri's got a big head.

>>146260598
Who's next to Eskel and the Mirror Man?
And where's the best waifu Dijkstra?

>>146261008
Thaler is right next to Shani, you dummy.

>>146260240
>she's an all around pointless character whose role could be given to literally any other sorceress
A sorceress Geralt can trust with a close bond with Ciri, a history of being independent, contacts in Skellige?

Any sorceress, huh?

>>146259220
Oh, you can do all sorts of non-canon stuff, if it pleases you, it being a game and all...
You can have a happily-ever-after with Triss, make Ciri Empress, sell Ciri to Emhyr for small change...
The original question was how Empress can be seen as a good ending - and it can't really, in any shape or form. Even in game-canon, it is pretty awful and non-sensical, all things considered, if you think about it for more than one second.

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>>146261090
All right, here you go
Now delete

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>>146261575

Provide actual picture of Ciri in dress and not hastily photoshopped blasphemy

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>>146261694

Did they still not fix the level progession in W3?
Level 4 out of the tutorial and everything is too high level except main quest and now I am getting my ass handed to me by wild hunt dude.

So why doesn't Ciri visit Geralt when you got the Ciri-Witcher ending? Would make more sense

>>146261905
she does

>>146261905

>she only visit if you don't fuck Triss or Yen

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>>146261694
Not him but here you go

>>146261227
problem is Yen feels completely out of place.

>>146261316
Seems like that hit a nerve. You forgot to mention plotting Radovid's assassination and making Ciri drink Black Blood though.
Either way, if you would've read the original reply, you'd notice it was gently mocking the Pretend Witcher ending, not stating that the Empress ending was the pinnacle of writing and how it's the only right choice.