Ala Mhigo Edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
Previously on /xivg/
>>145990305
EARLY WOW FUK THIS SHIT
I'm a lizard with a friend.
:3
taylor bp
>People believe Gyr Abania is a desert
This is pantsu hour, post pantsu!
xth for resting bitchface
xth for this game is TOO FUCKING FUN
YEAH IM A SHILL HIT ME
>>146018605
yes its a serious question because i'm new to crafting and i didnt know until that moment that you could HQ with the bar being under 100%.
>>146018574
thanks.
Oh, and.
>>146018574
Yes, of course they have harems.
You don't?
Comfy times
>>146018738
cringey
>>146018740
your fantas just get worse and worse christ
naka bp
>>146018740
hello
>>146018574
no i don't
>>146018740
Those are some lewd lizards.Do they like knowing I am stroking it to these cuties right now?
>>146018951
do you have any catgirls in your harem
can you share any with me
xth for what to do
nth for time to unsubscribe and die meria
>>146018632
Better early than a pedo thread.
>>146018738
Does this count as pantsu?
>>146018740
nasty
Xth forwondering what to do atm
Also seeking craft companion
>>146019030
find mateus cat and decimate her
>>146018431
>If you aren't trying to rush them all to 60 asap, you just sit on them and pile them back up, and blow them again
No shit, you can also blow them all up and gather while waiting. Why sit around waiting? For me leveling a class to 60 in 12 hours (w/o making any pocket cash) and then have to constantly wait for a good amount of leves do do it again is a lot slower than just slowly level gather after maxing out a crafting class with leves.
>You're the one freaking out about this.
>that's b8
>Why do you retards
>Yeah, except the guy you told it was slower said he had 0 interest in crafting.
There is no indication of that anywhere, only that the guy blew up all leves on gathering.
>>146019116
Only if you are a Mormon
>>146019185maybe later. they're busy
xth for extreme idling
#th for meeting your EB irl
the zoo had some excellent Elezen exhibits . . .
>>146018053
no i'm not
>>146019030
Let's do Weeping City.
>>146018963
We were planning on making a lewd imgur with another lizard but they d/c'd and haven't come back...
No entry.
:3
>>146019287
wow do not kick regan in the face
thats rude
>>146019269
spam monk vpose at people.
>>146019419
>no more lala
rip ; ;
am i anime enough
>>146019419
Jesus CHRIST these creatures are repulsive.
>>146019515
you're irrelevant go away
>>146019287
how'd you do a kick
>>146019247
Go back and re read his reply to you. He specifically stated he didn't give a shit about crafting you fucking retard.
baka desu senpai
>>146019419
ugly
Why does no one like Ika?
>>146019515smokinghot
>Just unlocked Desynth
Alright, friends. I'm ready to make some cash. Which desynth levels are gonna make me the most cash?
taylor bp
>>146019370
b-but i'm 3/3 on it
>>146018738
Swallow rat poison.
>>146019287
Regan is cute! C U T E!
>>146018338
>calls her best friend her platonic soulmate
>plays ff14 with her 24/7 and idles with her
>meria suddenly alone in game
>wonder whats up
>check friends location
>in dungeon with her boyfriend
holy fuck that's sad actually
#catboysruineverything
>>146018542
3.4 to 3.55[/spoiler] will be about finding the rest of the Scoinsand looking into how to bring Minfilia back.4.0 will be about Ala Mhigo, helping out the Ala Mhigans, andSaving Private Minfiliaat the cost of Thancred's and Y'shtola's lives.
inb4
>anon, FUCK YO' SPOILAHS
>No one will ever lust after your boypussy
You'll never know just how it feels.
:3
>>146019468
He asked me very nicely to do so
>>146019554
PGL/MNK bstance
>>146019564
Missed that one. Have the thread on auto and all the textfucking chat covered that reply.
>>146019554
Monk /bstance
anyone wanna do weeping city on balmung
send a tell to rich forever thx
>>146019793
O-oh.. I guess I'll just solo it.
>>146019583
Unlikeable, selfish, clingy faggot, i regret so much carrying him through Final Coil
>>146019685
>Just unlocked Desynth
>Alright, friends. I'm ready to make some cash.
LMFAO
Lonely miqote looking for friends
PST...
>be in <Guard>, looking at what i want to buy next in idleshire
>get this
>>146019878
nah theyre in private house together in party with busy status now while meria ruins the scenery in uldah
>>146019685
You're ~6 patches late.
>>146019954
I do
>>146020031
i can't yet i only got to i187
>>146020149
venmes isn't even set to busy you fucking mongoloid
stop being a coward
like fr just shut the fuck up dude you're so annoying, the shit you're saying doesn't even come close to being remotely funny
>>146018669
don't lie, you don't have any friends. at best you have people who tolerate you for short periods of time.
>>146020105
>attractive
>>146020105
>attractive
>>146018542
hugs without permission because i am a naughty miqo'te.
>>146020332
>funny
if you don't find meria being pathetic funny that's your loss senpai
>>146020332
wee woo wee woo
fucking retard alert
we got a retard trying to make a post over here boys
>>146020332
>you calling anyone annoying
the ironing
>>146020105
>>146020105
There's not even 5 attractive characters in that FC.
it's tyyne noon
>>146020405
Actually you're absolutely correct.
:3
Is weeping saint easier for everyone now or still a struggle? I don't want to have to abandon :s
>>146019908
>Helping out those stupid, rude and unappreciative Ala Mhigans
I'd rather kill myself.
>Killing off two people for the price of one
Not happening. 2.55 was a mistake though.
>>146020470
what did iri do after you did that
>>146020531
Ada's in that FC and his 5 billion fantas all look good.
>>146020605
>weeping saint
Pardon?
>>146020470
never stop selzh
>>146020328
bitch i swear to fucking GOD
just wait patiently you're getting so much given to you for free holy FUCK
Did you get your Character drawn?I know you fucks browse reddit tooI like it
>>146020605
Hello everyone :)
Hope you're all having a great day! :)
>>146020605
why ask a retarded question instead of queuing for it and finding out yourself?
It's father's daywho wants to be a dad?
>>146019908
there it is
>>146020105
Are you a certain femroe?
>>146020664
The vast majority of Ada's characters are hideous and he can only be 1 of them at a time.
>>146020605
butt
sleep
>>146020732
looks fine for something free
>>146020605
post butt
>>146019908
there it is
>>146020605
who is this
I must know
>>146020801
Sure
>>146019552
tell me more anon
>>146019590
don'tfilteryour thoughts anon, let them free
>>146020625
The Ala Mhigans are proud people, even when the Garlean Empire now controls their nation and rendered a great majority of them as refugees. I think 4.0 is going to give them a heavy dose of humility.
>2.55 was a mistake though.
2.55 came out of the blue, but I felt the bigger mistake was the asspull about Nanamo not being dead. We went through all of that shit just to have it thrown under the bus? It still doesn't sit right with me to this day.
>>146020473
>>146020474
>>146020484
wow yes i forgot that being an absolute shithead is a funny meme haha lol got me lads
just a bit of banter ;)
>>146019908there it is
>>146020960
>>146020808
do you have written consent to steal this meme im going to have a ben meltdown
>>146021028
shut up
Tyyne Tyyne Tyyne ITS HIGH TYYNE
it's tyyne noon
>>146020819
nope
>>146021149
>a ben meltdown
what
>>146020801
already a daddy sorry
>>146021253
{/cry}
>>146020664
Ehhhh... I'd go with 2/3 of them. He cooks up some real fucking abominations from time to time.
>>146021253
If I get you a nidex clear can Icum on your tummy?
>>146021286
but who's the mom
Gosh it's such a shame everyone stopped posting cute girls in the new clothes!
>>146021484
Meria
catte magicks
>>146021253
I'll get you every weapon from Nid if you let me lick you all over.
>>146021484
probably guffy. she "gets around" if you know what i mean.
>>146021516
>ywn make a half dozen of half-elf babbies with meria
i wanna die
>>146021503
Not really, they look the same.
>>146021484I didn't mean like that :^)
Ayy. Anyone wanna ERP? Meet me in the ceruleum processing plant aetheryte.
>>146021670
Don't fall for this new friends.
>>146021649
How the fuck else can you mean the word "daddy"?
>>146021773
uncle daddy~
Gosh I wish everyone would stop posting that new slutty glamour!
>>146020567
You ass. What am I then, chopped liver?
>>146021670
>anyone wanna have sex with a middle age fat guy playing a slutty girl character?
>>146021427
too late
i'm getting ebed anyway so i need to practice being pure
>>146021670
literally in the aetheryte? that sounds dangerous
can i watch
This shit still poppin? I like a populated game
>>146021149
don't respond to me again
>>146021843
>don't respond to me or my son ever again
>>146021817
Yes, literally in the aetheryte. You can be part of it too.
>>146021754
Shh
>>146021804
your uncle is your uncle, your daddy is your daddy.
>>146021027
I saw the aftermath from a mile away. I don't care much about Nanamo but whatever happened in 2.55 was just cheap.
Who does the best character drawing commissions?Or free if you know someone.
>>146021982
Not if you live in a redneck country.
>>146022021
>free
>best
lol
"Bussy bonanza"
/emote air horns
>>146022131
>or
>>146020692
you need 200 ilvl just to do the two catchup dungeons
which never drop the relevant loot for your current class anyways
>>146021819
Certain servers are very populated, others are ghost towns.
>>146022212
report in all bussy hunters: where is the boypu$$y
Thanks for tips about getting into endgame, person earlier. I've managed to round up a few friends willing to help me beat up some primals and savage so I get practice!
>>146022297
Lavender beds ward 6 plot 45
>>146021808
What
Which
I'm a lizard in the sky.
:3
post males wearing the new summer top
>>146021984
It felt so sudden, too. Getting forced out of the city, having the Scions separated like that, and the Flame General himself losing an arm from a fellow Ala Mhigan who wants to bring glory back to his land? And then losing that arm for nothing? It felt like a punch to the balls. Why go through all of that trouble just to try and take it back? At least Heavensward provided a nice journey with Alphinaud, Ysale, and Estinien.
>>146022131
>tfw have works ranked on pixiv
>always draw for free cause i don't like to draw when i don't feel like to
There's also some really talented people on /a/ drawthreads too.
>>146022903
How about no.
>male miqote SCH
>male roe WHM
Literally the worst.
>>146023086
Fuck off. You get your female avatar whores every time.
post hotbars
>meria out of eb
>alone
>godspeed crush rumors
>>146022903
I've never actually seen a guy wearing that. I'd like to for once out of curiosity.
>>146023486
Cause it makes you look like vaan from ffxii
>>146023020
Yeah. I'm glad Heavensward didn't focus much on that mess further.
They should have made the Ul'dah stuff it's own city-state story line just like what they did pre-level 15, and gave the actual MSQ a happy ending.
anyone oncactuarwant to do copperbell? dps queues are long
>Someone didn't bring a map
>They got all of our good drops
Where's the justice?
>>146023486
>>146023589
>want to
>copperbell
>>146023415
>348 Steamed Staff
Literally why
>>146023480
>godspeed crush rumors
what rumors
>>146023480
>godspeed
>with a girl
lol please
Would anyone care to join me for a run or two of Sohm Al?
I'll be playing PLD. I'm shit though so beware.
:3
>>146023848
p sure meria likes you but is too beta to do anything about it
>>146023724
Thanks Roe bros.
i want this cat to fuck me senseless
>>146023637
>letting someone without a map into your party
No fault but your own.
>>146023724
Happy Daddy's day... >/////////<
post roe man bulge
I'm in love with selzh desu
POST
DRAMA
>>146023724
log on balmung so we can take u to applebee's
>>146024303
why did you remove me?
i justcleanedandscrubbedmyfeetand now they're sosoftandcummable
>>146024286
Pls be the real Guffy.
Guffy x Selzh is my OTP.
>>146022903
>>146023978
you know the majority of people i've been with for the last like 2 years have been girls
even if i tend to prefer cute boys
>>146024048
people keep posting this
just leave her alone man the meme doesn't make sense in the first place
>>146023996
P-please respond...
;_;
>>146024410
Anon, I doubt it was you unless you're(Deleted)
is this a successful East Indian Hyur or does it look like a brown white person?
>>146024438
its not you newfag retard
the game masters trip starts with SE
>>146024467
ugly lesbian
>>146024467
smeggies >w<
>>146024537
Lesbospeed
>>146024601
The latter
>>146024601
looks like a 5/10 smash.
who is this
>>146024209
>>146024379
>Applebee's
>>146024869
Seductive Lalafell
>>146024869
Hardware Hank
>>146024760
darn
Is the bench still active nowadays?
>>146024467Go back to hyur...
>>146024537
>tfw know it's not a meme
>she'll never tell him
>he wouldn't want her
>can creep on her in peace forever
>Kiki Girlchaser orbiting Meria again all of a sudden
you just can't make this shit up
>>146024467
he said males
>>146021984
>>146023020
>>146023554
I disagree. It was sort of heavy handed, but it felt like the sort of real world politics the Italian city-states got up to after the collapse of Rome. Lots of maneuvering and betrayal for no real gain.
>>146025038
no one wants meria she's too broken for anyone to put up with
>>146025481
i wanted her
but she didn't want me
>>146025348
I just wished that they went back to it or spoke about it more. The only thing that bothered me was that we only go back there when we do an optional quest that comes out after we finish the story.
What the hell is a meria?
>>146025481
i want to be her friend and generally i have no issues approaching anyone but i don't want to creep her out..
>>146023996
Why are you always standing in front of my house? I'm not paying you.
>>146025576
a small swedish mouse
>>146025576
a special cheesy potato casserole recipe
what the FUCK is a tyyne and where is it
>>146025552
lol no you didn't no one wants that bruised misshapen mess bitch has ptsd and is likely to kill herself within the week
won't put out either so what the fuck is the point in fooling yourself into wanting her
>>146022903
>700K on Balmung
Wish i wasn't poor.
>>146025481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JOAgNupKx6
>>146025038
all of this shitposting
Whats better for money making nowadays? Mining or Botany? I heard botany because a lot of the good stuff you collect from mining can now be bought from beast tribe vendors.
>>146025097
they're friends irl or something
>>146025794
It's the FotM slut glam so you have to wait a while or craft it yourself
>>146025557
Oh, on that I agree. We were a trusted member of her inner council, and then after everything's solved we just lack up and leave? Makes no sense.
>>146025754
ironically enough i stopped talking to her because i had a crush on her and there was like 0 chance of her ever liking me back
Beat Shiva ex for the first time and got the cute pony too. Will it ever be able to fly?
>>146024467
Catboys will be held firmly and taken care of.
>playing on Balmung
>willingly associating yourselves with sociopaths and mind-broken loners
You people do this to yourselves.
>>146025709
Oh? Do share.
>>146026028
what if i'm the sociopath
>>146025961
>stopped talking to her because she wouldn't like you romantically
>dropping friendship because you couldn't get your dick wet
worst kind of thirsty orbiter
All this meria shit has me convinced that every single person in that circle is a thirsty sociopath
I legit feel bad for her.
>>146026028
> Posting on 4chan
>willingly associating yourselves with sociopaths and mind-broken loners
There is no difference.
>>146026206
nah, i still talk to her
she just liked someone else and distanced herself from my group of friends because of it
>>146025746
its high tyyne you dumb bitchcc
>>146026028
You're on 4chan, anon. This site exists for sociopaths and broken losers. Don't pretend otherwise.
And if you actually arent one of those, you need to realize that's what this site is.
>>146026209
>circle
meria doesn't have friends
>>146023827
Happy c@ for days
>>146020692
but i'm just saying
i've been working on it but fucking void fucking ark dropped two aiming gloves and two healing belts on the first and third bosses.
and some stupid shitter BLM with 9k HP and a 148 weapon but a full fucking right side of 200 accessories got the fucking pedal i needed.
>>1460260593 types of cheeses and a bit of sour cream
>try to make friends in the game
>never talk to them again because I'm shy and anxious and can't start conversations
>spend all my time on this MMORPG by myself even though my friends list is near full
>>146026363
Getting real tired of your bullshit, son.
Map breakouts are fun.
>>146026857
but it's true you never see anyone talk to her
>Finally do Lancer level 30 quest
GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE, what a cunt.
I was hoping for there to be more to him but he was just a spiteful jackass.
And now I did Dragoon first quest andthere seems to be yet another jackass in this questline. Heres hoping he amounts to more.
Im liking the Marauder questline better even if my great adversary isbasically a cowthough in this case I dont get why the guildmaster cant just off this threat himselfat least until the "masked warrior" quest but even then it feels kinda forced. "Oh its okay brah, even though your new youll be the one to off this terror. Also heres my sister, shes your new healbitch."
Great fun though.
WHM or SCH for roulettes? Which is the 4 man hero?
>>146026795
>3 people on my friends list
>talk to them daily, run stuff all the time
But they arent friends with each other.
>>146027043
i guess sch because of dps and letting eos heal
>>146027131
WHM DPS is higher in 4 mans
>>146026976
the marauder/warrior quests are just you broing it up with some broegadyn. they're pretty good.
>>146027043
Whichever one you feel comfortable dpsing with while keeping everyone alive.
I prefer whm since it's easy to lay down a HoT and unleash the beast with aero III, assize, and holy. But as long as you DPS and keep everyone alive (easily doable with both classes) it comes down to preference.
>>146026907
Where's this? any videos of the exploit?
>>146027191
I just did the 52 quest. Predictable, but fun. And I like the dps stance.
>>146026795
I was like that too anon. Finally met a person in game though that likes to chat & hang out every day that has similar interests to me.And no, not a bussy interest
Open up and you may find such a friend too.
>>146027342
I won't make my methods known but it's easy to look up for yourself.
>>146027169
That holy spam is ridiculous DPS. Presence Of Mind and SoS up you can push out some good damage.
>>146027357
I had someone like that then it turned out he liked me and I had to limit the time i spent with him.
>>146026795
Let this be the most important lesson of your life:
Never make friends with anyone on this thread.
>>146027540
We can condense this further.
>Never make friends with anyone
>>146027460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdi2plneH30
>>146027540
*Never make friends with anyone on this thread from Balmung, Gilgamesh, Tonberry, or Excalibur
Slight modification, now it's good.
>>146027591
we need to go further
>make friends
>>146023415
>>146027702
Why excalibur?
>>146027043
WHM, even more with dungeons being gated as fuck since PoM+stone III is the highest single target dps of all healers. All i've been doing for healing on the past 2 expert tiers has been DS+regen then asylum+e4e on bigger pulls, the rest is spent on cleric.
>>146027043
To put it in perspective:
Right now all I have at max for healing is AST. Cards are fun when they do right, and annoying when they go wrong. So I don't feel like im doing the party enough of a service in terms of DPS contribution and emergency healing. Now I have both of the others in the early 50s and they have that potential. I like that SCH has the fairy to cover healing during most boss encounters so I can safely contribute more, but I feel like WHM has an edge on trash packs with its damage output when setup correctly. Which would you want for dungeons? I don't like this constant stand dancing business but I can live with it.
>>146027758
Excal is literally Gilgamesh-lite these days. It's where all the people who think they're good but don't want to spend $18 on a transfer fee end up.
>>146027775
what's your gear
>>146027702
>>146027704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAHC7wE7SUU
Daily reminder to feed your dogs.
>>146027591
>Never make anything
>>146027043
White mage has higher DPS for sure, scholar is still fine though. Can just alternate depending on what you feel like playing.
>>146027131
Don't need Eos for any roulettes, Selene all the way. AoE cleanse + fey wind will do more for clear time than any of Eos' skills will. Not that Eos isn't good, she's really powerful. Just totally unnecessary outside of doing progression or if your group/co-healer adopts a special/funny way of doing a particular mechanic.
Or if your co-healer is trash in PF content. That's like the ultimate passive aggressive move, summoning Eos mid-fight.
>>146023415
>>146027758
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/freecompany/9236460623271823315/
what the hell did you guys buy to get the maid outfit?
>>146023415
>>146027191
Yeah for all its contrivances the Marauder questline actually feels like the guildmaster is teaching you whereas THIS JACKASS gets interrupted every time he wants to teach you something my the duskelf jackass, sends you to do his work and calls it a day.
Not to mention that the duskelf jackassis supposed to have been part of the Lancer´s guild but was expelled in part because he stole guild money and in part because "muh racism"yet the guildmaster never mentions any of this.
And now that Im leveling Pugilist it seems way more lighthearted than both those two questlines. The Pugilist Guildmaster is great.
>>146027895
daily reminder to feed your catgirls
>>146028007
No. They will starve until they start liking men.
Please stay away from me...Please stay ;_;
>>146027875
Mostly tome shit +i230 relicI skipped raiding on this update
My dps can go as high as 1200 ish on single target for 4:30 mins, after that you go oom.
I just got kicked off my static of a year because I was late.
I don't want to be upset but I am. Anyone know of anybody in need of a SCH/AST in their static?
>>146028005
the PGL questline is great, savor it.hamon is hilarious, you'll see why when you start fighting him for reasons
>>146027983
>SA being relevant at all
>>146028035
>liking catgirls
>>146028148>you will never have a training montage with hamon again
>>146028142
were their other problems brought up to you? sounds like they just wanted an excuse to kick you. that sucks
also you're cute
>>146023415
>>146028142
Wow, that's some serious fuck right there.
>>146028142
name/server?
>>146028142
* Looks you over *Balmung?
my BALLS are FULL
>>146028005
PGL is widely considered the best class storyline, with good reason
>>146028235
I am desperate for someone.
>>146028142
That fucking sucks. I'm sorry to hear that.
>>146028142
bullshit. unless you are always tardy. then yeah get the fuck out.
what's the real reason they kicked you shitter-kun? was it the WHM out dpsing you?
>>146028142
We actually do, if you're willing to transfer out to a mid-pop server. A7S progression.
>>146028142
>>146028321
PGL is top tier, MNK is garbo.
>>146028142
ugly
>>146028142
Nobody gets kicked for being late once after raiding with a group for a year. Let's hear the whole story.
>>146028421
the monk quests are so edgy, i hated them. especially that stupid fucking tia.
>>146028005
The rogue guild master is the best. Seriously, even if you have no interest in being a ninja, do the rogue stuff.
>>146028393
what about meria
>>146028321
>another person using edward scissorhand gauntlets
Ayyyy.
>>146028260
>>146028271
>>146028282
>>146028297
I'm on Malboro. It wasn't really an issue, people had been late before, but I didn't jive well with our SMN because he had serious attitude problems, and he was called out on it multiple times.
However, he was there longer than I was and we got into another spat tonight, so they just used it as an excuse to boot me. I really liked spending time with them so I'm just kinda bitter. Plus, I still need to clear Nidhogg Ex/A6S. We didn't raid for a month and a half because people were busy.
>>146028531
Please don't bother him!
>>146028498
I found it hilarious though at the end of the level 50 quest we essentially beat up a hobo and took his shirt.
>>146027873
>>146027983
All I'm reading is that there's no reason to avoid excalibur at all.
>>146028580
desu just from your posts you seem like you have a bit of an attitude too honestly
>>146028593
you forgot your pic, eggy.
cmon just go and ask him out already
MNK 60 story was the best for ONE good reason.We DBZ'ed the shit out of a catboy
>>146028314
http://imgur.com/a/hlXX9 a new album for a new fantasia, don't spend it all in one place anon.
>>146028498
>>146028773
finishing his stupid catboy ass off with a 6k elixir field was pretty satisfying desu
>>146028541
took fucking forever to get them (I think I had to keep running library on monk even after I hit 60) but it was worth it. they remind me of some of the old D2 sin weapons which is endearing to me for some reason
>>146028876
Usually I only save one or two pictures from an album, but for this one I pretty much saved them all. Good job, very hard.
>>146028876
these are always so ugly predictable and disgusting
grown ass men
>>146028876
10/10 as always
>>146028876
>>146028142
>i'm only telling one half the story
cat pits?
>>146028714
>>146028447
>>146028375
I'm not tardy. I don't mean to make it seem that I'm just coming on here as a pissed off cunt, because they're all great people and they're all close friends of mine.
I just can't deal with people lecturing me when we're on the same footing. We'd almost kicked the SMN before because of it, but he'd been there so long we though it'd just cause shit in our FC, so we decided not to.
>>146028378
What server? And do you mind if I play AST? Some statics still seem to mind but I have more fun.
>>146028876
This is the wrong way to use /gpose. This shit looks fucking weird and generic as hell, like you just discovered the nude mod
>>146029147
Post your album, big b0i
well this just happened...fuck guys what do i do now?
>>146028531
what about her
stop this meme
leave her alone
>>146029189
don't be a faggot next time
>>146028393
I e-mailed you and you never said anything back, Mr. Pleb.
>>146029228
what does this au ra have that meria doesn't?
>>146029189
rekt.
>>146029228
Which one of you is Serpentor and which one is Cobra Commander?
>>146029232
I recommend staying away from that person as they are a horrible person
You will thank me later
>>146029189
What's the incident in question?
How do I get Taylor to notice me?
>>146029189
Wait 24 hours and actually be nice to people because the next time you get reported is RIP forever
>>146029189
> Safe journey.
>>146029365
yeah and what i said really wasn't bad he was a shitty tank.
>>146027993
Nothing, my husbando gave it to me
>>146029189
is just 24 hours. It doesn't seem so bad.
Play another game, watch some movies, visit your dad.
And stop insulting strangers.
>>146029189
>selzh didn't even get this much of a penalty
baka
>>146029327
what
>>146029297
leave her alone
>>146029232
oh i didn't know. talk there then, i'll check now.
also that guy's right i'm a horrible person.
>>146029441
You broke the rules.
You got punished.
What do you not understand?
>mfw I found a code for the housemaid outfit on twitter and I haven't played ffxiv in over 2 years and probably never will again but I activated it anyways
Do the crime, pay the time.
Let this be lesson.
>>146029189
I've said far worse and never even seen a GM outside of screenshots. What kind of over-sensitive tumblrite did you piss off?
>>146029189
This is it. This is justice. Righteous retribution has been passed down on an ebin and they have payed the price for their crimes. You shall all meet this fate, you are all destined to die and I shall make sure you see this end.
Next on the kill list: Memeika.
>>146029189
you realize how incredibly pathetic you were to him and how you are being right now.
>>146029624
shut the fuck up you roleplaying virgin
>>146029624
that's not even an ebin
what is actually wrong with you
My PLD glamour is 100% slut and no one can make me change it.
>>146029189
>>146028702
Well I'm there so that's one negative.
tempted to fanta to my retainer, atleast to try it for a bit..opinions?
I miss you NM...
>>146029189
>i got reported for that are you serious
>>146026925
I talk to her
>>146029441
There are ways of saying things without sounding like a dick (to them) and not ofending people,
Alternatively if you feel like no matter what you say you will offend soemone just dont fucking say anything. Really, youre not doing anyone a favor by pointing out someones a shitty tank/dps/healer, youll just come off as a dick no matter what you do and special sensitive snowflakes will report you.
Keep it inside.
>>146029739
Do you have depression or something
>>146029624
I can invision how pasty and ugly you are lmao
>>146028702
There really isn't. It's a great server to play on. The only issue is you'll get people from Exodus in DF sometimes. That's never fun.
>>146029756
just realized how wierd the lighting makes her skin colour look. hmm.
>>146029739
Come to Balmung we have need of you here.
>>146029739
What's going on with you lately, man? Are you suffering from depression? Did something happen?
Does anyone here like elezen...
Guffy Guffs is discharged from the free company.
>>146029876
>you'll get people from Exodus in DF sometimes. That's never fun.
Hey now...
>>146029189
>someone gets banned for this
>while another person runs around pulling hunts and calls everyone on the server scum
Where's the justice.
tfw no male ra to take up all my bedspace
>>146029876
There's like ten people on Exodus and five of them post here. If you encounter them you got some weird luck.If you encounter me you got some good luck.
>>146030293
Hey, did you ever think that if no one reports a person, they won't get warned or banned?
>>146029986
>bringing a depressed person into the den of depressed people
>>146030370
are you a female elezen?
>>146030293
>while another person runs around pulling hunts
How dare they pull hunts. They have lives too. We should just leave them alone, they dindunuffin.
>>146030009
>no scales
fuck off
>>146030493
if i was a giraffe then i would be taking up all the bedspace, dummy
My fingers are exhausted.
Would someone like to massage my hand for me?
:3
>>146028502
Will do, this game can have pretty cool stories.
On that vein, Im sad I didnt check the first two or so changes to the Waking Sands that happen every MSQ completition. The characters that get introduced are pretty fun and it has its own mini-story with things like the merchant twin brothers, brooklyn c@t, the elzen that tries to clean with a rake, the rougish catguy and his off-screen adventures and such. Its pretty neat.
>>146029756
>sameface au ra
>nothing stands out
if you try another face, maybe.
>>146030513
the horns are pretty bad too. This artist also has a severe problem with sameface.
Tfw you will never be Guffy Guffs
>>146030641
How about I end the pain by putting a bullet between your eyes instead.
>>146030641
>>146030621
Not the way I sleep. Plus, we would be nicely intertwined while sleeping, holding each other close.
What are you then?
>>146030513
I was under the impression of it being some anime grill cosplaying as one. S-sorry.
>>146030749
Well, sure, that works too, but won't you at least buy me dinner first..?
:3
>>146030441
At least on Balmung they can get relief every now and then from their depression at the Quicksand. This server is very therapeutic.
>>146030750
>someone has stuck their dick in one, guaranteed
>>146030379
Except they have been reported plenty of times.
>>146029189
>talks shit
>gets hit
>begs the gm to be nice to him
w
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w
l
a
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>>146031009
I get more stressed out from reading the concentrated cancer that gets posted here than in game on balmung tbqh. it's a shame that all the other servers get this impression that balmung is drama central when the amount of drama to experience is dependent completely on who you hang out with.
i don't hang out with xivg so thats prolly why any drama i hear about it posted in the thread and blown out of proportion.
>>146031116
Except that obviously they haven't.
>>146030293
There is literally nothing wrong with pulling hunts the second you find them. They're small group content and its only a courtesy to wait until the whole fucking server is there because theres always going to be those people who get there late and bitch.
toasty
>about to take lewd shots with Ada
>power transformer in town blows and disconnects me the minute we start
>no power for 3 hours
whew lad
Tomorrow~
>>146031302
I didn't know HW S ranks were solo content.
>>146031320
am i the only one that always reads toasty in the mortal kombat announcer voice or does anyone else do it too
>>146029189
you are so pathetic pleading with the gm like that lmfao
What's better, summoner or blackmage?
>>146031476
that was the intent
i kind of want to play again, any tips for someone who gets the classes/general game mechanics but just got overwhelmed very quickly?
>>146031461
Then they die? Its your choice if you want to rush it to 'help' when they pull.
>>146031551
black mage
summoner does great aoe damage but has to put in an inordinate amount of work to manage average levels of DPS on single targets, where BLM does amazing single target DPS and has decent AOE.
>>146031425
It really rustles me that you of all people have access to the cute maid outfit, whereas I am cucked because of my country.
reeeeee
>>146029107Adamantoise.AST is okay, but as long as you can play both it and SCH if needed then it's fine.
>>146029986
Balmung's pretty nice, I have an alt there, but I think most people are more content with brief pleasantries
>>146030825
That's a miqote.
I heard the Au Ra girl's hip scales are good to hold onto while fucking them from behind.
>>146031698
It should be illegal to be this cute :3c
Dear /xivg/
Bought some shit from Amazon, got free codes for shit, Heres the list: http://i.imgur.com/EEdl7lZ.jpg
-/mcg/
I'm a frill-necked lizard!
:3
>>146031747
only if you're a male,no futa allowed
>>146031636
And then it spawns confusion between the people getting there and the people already there.
It's pointless. It'd be understandable if they were the ones spawning/finding the hunts with their group already there.
But even then why call them out if you aren't going to wait for people to show up.
>>146031925
Only if you /ss/.
>>146031857
thanks friend.
>>146031709
Is the other healer a WHM?
WHO TEAM /NO STATIC AND HAVENT CLEARED THORDAD YET/ HERE
>>146031925are you okay with scratching
>>146031981
>male lalafell erp
why the fuck
>>146031758
God you're fucking annoying, I can't wait until whoever it is that you're living off of dies so you'll fuck off for good.
>>146031857
Thank you for the mount and ifrit mask friend!
>>146031932
Its unfortunate but how do you plan to enforce some kind of rule to say they cant pull until X arbitrary number of people are there? This is rarely just one lone trickster doing it. A group of 4 can easily do an S rank in a timely manner.
>>146032082
oh yeah
i raise you 1 who /not even 60 even though playing for months/ here
>>146031425
Ummm
Excuse me, Paks
Ada would NEVER associate with a degenerate like you. He's my friend and has more respect for himself than that.
>>146031747
Are you sure about this?
>>146032121
I'm gainfully employed thank you very much.
>>146032121
>getting this upset on 4chan
lol. hope he stays to make people like you mad everyday
we're having a cook-out for fathers day
food is looking good anyone wanna come over
>>146032107
scratching is hng
>>146031682
>mfw i got summoner up to 60 and not blm just to be outclassed
it's like the time i decided to level bard
>>146032327
Anon...
>>146032080
Yes
>>146032338
What, you work part time at good will with all the other retards and think that means you can live on your own now?
>>146032327
Yeah that Ada dude is a total dork.
>>146032428
it's pretty unfortunate with the inordinate complexity of summoner that it just doesn't do damage.
bard is actually good again after the most recent buffs, though, it seems.
>>146030863
I told you, if you die I'll just rez you.
>>146030165
>>146030374
Not my fault they're braindead, guys.
What pants are these? I can't see a weapon on the original pic.
>>146029189
don't talk like you're on 4chan in the game, retard. lesson learned? probably not.
looks like someone else is sucking ass today.
>>146032629
The bottom of that shirt looks like SCH AF1 dyed black.
>>146032603
I want tolive.
;_;
>>146032720
I'm talking about the pants not the falconer's shirt. (or whatever the dyed variant is called)
SCH AF1 is a skirt with kneesocks.
>>146032501
Ah, okay. I'm okay with going SCH but quite honestly I'd prefer a SCH co-healer. Nocturnal Sect AST is painful and I'm a little rusty with SCH.
>>146032629
Saurian trousers, i90 dragoon crafted
the top is falconer's shirt
>its another rerun of "paks talks about himself in 3rd person"
ZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz
>>146032072
>>146032175
Anytime, famalamborghini. Will be sure to post more codes if I end up ordering anything extra.
>>146032392then you wouldn't mind some passion-induced biting, would you? you probably would be too busy focusing on the stomach_bulge to notice that
>>146032226
When hunts in ARR were relevant content, Excal ran a TeamSpeak that effectively controlled hunts across the whole server. If you weren't in there and you pulled, nobody would help you until you died, and the fight only started when they said it did.
>>146032226
You can't. Which is why early pulling hunts is such an odd subject. They're not completely in the wrong because there's nothing that says they can't. Like you said it's considered a courtesy. If anything it may not earn them a ban but they sure as fuck ruin their reputation on the server, and that's far more damaging then a 24 hour.
>>146032828
>Saurian trousers
Fukken nice, thanks.Too bad I don't play DRG.
>about to take lewd shots with Ada
>power transformer in town blows and disconnects me the minute we start
>no power for 3 hours
whew lad
Tomorrow~
>>146032823
The point was to try and help finding if it was class specific but you already got your answer.
Does anyone like male au ra?
>>146032836
G-guys look I'm talking to Ada, am I important yet?
>>146029189
>sperg gets comeuppance
I don't understand what I'm suppose to be seeing here that's noteworthy.
>tfw you're about to erp and your friends call you to hang out
fuck
>it's another ultrash is mad as fuck hour
lol, hilarious seeing you sperg out bhnaka
>>146032886
>tfw will never have adominant male au ra scratch and bite my soft female midlander body complete with stomach bulge as he breeds me>will never feel the warmth as his seed floods my womb over and over
>>146033150
>tfw your mom hugs you during ERP
>TFW you got all the item you want out of nidhogg weapon wise and have no idea what to spend these fucking totems on
>>146033059
Male Au ra are a blessing
I thank hydaelyn for them daily
6/19/2016
Never forget
>>146033150
>tfw no one wants to erp with my half dragon half plant vampire werewolf character
Male Au Ra were a mistake.
Should have spent that dev time improving the animations for male Elezen.
tfw cant decide WHM or SCH
>>146033393
sch
>join a A7S PF group, 7/8 static
>notice they do things different than I'm used to
>try to adjust but make mistakes
>best attempt was at around 6% before people had to leave because it was getting late by EST time
>apologize to group for my mistakes and thank them for taking me
It was a good experience since I got to see some good DPS in that fight, but I would be lying if I felt I didn't make an ass out of myself. I feel really embarrassed with my performance as I know I can do better.
>>146029189
Reflect on your actions, learn how to better call people out on what they're doing wrong without offending them to the point where they report you for saying silly shit like you did (tl;dr give constructive criticism), and do something else while waiting for your suspension to be lifted.
And that begging? Really? Sorry, anon, but you fucked up. No amount of cringe-worthy pleading is going to change a GM's mind. Take the consequences like an adult, learn from it, and don't make the same mistake twice.
>>146032987
I really wonder why Paks still comes here and tries to hang out with mostly 4chan people when pretty much everyone knows what a shitter he is and those who don't will learn very quickly from those he has interacted with
>wake up
>sports team lost
Time to drink againbut out of despair this time
Well, the bright side is I got a few static offers already. The downside is that they want to roll AST/WHM.
I tried one of the new statics and they wanted me to main heal as Nocturnal Sect AST/SCH. It was so backwards I don't think I can do it. Guess I'll keep looking.
What's everyone else doing tonight?
>>146033393
Do you like big numbers, big damage, big healing and cute class gear? WHM.
Do you like making others do all the work for you and then complaining when things go wrong? SCH.
>>146033386
>try to erp with your half dragon half plant vampire werewolf character but you deny my one fourth squid one fourth voidsent half rooster half troll character
yeah okay whatever
>>146033587
ugly
>>146033489
This
>get a GM call for saying something offensive in chat with intent of harassment
>Tell them I honestly didn't expect to get reported for it, but either way it was directed at a friend of mine who we crack shit at eachother all the time, but it shouldn't have been in /say chat
>GM basically says "oh, well I guess there's no reason to punish you"
>kicks me from jail and I go back to my business
>>146033390
Agreed.
>>146033659This is for 4 man content and maybe trial roulettes.
>>146033689
I don't want your clammy demon tentacles touching my fur you gay creep
>>146033201
Imagine those strong hands exploring every single part of your body. heck, I bet you would love if those fingers would grab your tongue as a display of complete domination over you.
>>146033201
missed your chance
>>146033981
aren't you with that catgirl
FUUUCK GUFFY ACTUALLY GOT REMOVED
WHY DID THEY KICK HIM OUT OF RARE EX
>>146034004tongue grabbing is another big kink of mine I'm going weak at the knees
>>146034186
who
In loving memory of Guffy, post lewds
>>146034508
she is in our static
>>146034508
Tera had so many "Baraka Obama"s
RIP Guffy Guffs of the Rare Ex free company, she will be missed
>>146034004
>would grab your tongue
Getting your tongue grabbed is such an unpleasant feeling, for real
>>146033393
WHM if you want to main heal
SCH if you actually want to make your main healer's job easier
If you just wanna meme, play AST
>>146034508
That name is cringe material not funny.
Why does queuing for Frontline duty take so long when the estimated wait time is 5-6 minutes?
Does everyone just only play in pre-made groups?
Natsu's amazingly fast maid service hi hello
What can I clean for you?
>>146034679
Maybe to you. I'd love for someone to stick their fingers in my mouth when they're balls deep in my ass.
>>146034679
Did you expect people who've never experienced that IRL to know how it feels and how awkward it is?
Do you even think they know what a tongue feels like outside of the one smacking around their teeth or held in their own hand as they desperately try to imagine it while reading this post?
LF Bamlung MILF to do a /ss/ hot spring episode with my catboy.
>>146034678
How'd you get so big?
>>146034679
Idk I like it personally but I'm also fond of getting my hair pulled and being market with teeth and stuff.having my tongue grabbed feels unpleasant but the act of dominance behind it is rly hot to me so.
>>146034858
>ass
can't breed in the butt
>>146034964
Send me a tell, Unnamed Neko
This literally does not look threatening at all, Iloveit.
Also the MRD quests are fantastic.
What's aetherial reduction? New to gathering, trying to make gil to fund an FC house. Someone on here told me it's a great way to make money.
The wiki is very brief and youtube doesn't have any guides that aren't trash/non-english.
any help/links are appreciated. thank you!
>>146034845
Natsu? More like Nasty. Take your crusty ass out back and clean yourself off.
>>146035197
Not with that attitude.Also I'm gay as fuck.
>>146034964
Post your catboy.
>>146034845
smells like peepee
>>146035356
>>146035265
Offline
taylor bp
Anyone in a giving mood for maid outfit codes? Was hoping I could just save money and get them after this paycheck but that's not fucking happening.
>>146035291
Just like when gathering collectibles, you try to shoot for high numbers.
Depending on how much collectability you get, you'll reach a grade of 1-8.
The higher the grade, the better stuff you get when you reduce it.. aetherial..ically. You right click the item and select the option, much like Desynthesis.
You can get things like Dawnborne, Landborne, Seaborne, Sun-kissed Aethersand. Depending on your server, it can sell for a little or a lot. I don't believe you're on Balmung...?
Sorry if this didn't really help much, but if you have more specific questions, that would help me help you.
>Scholars that spam Physick at 99% HP during entire dungeons
>>146035291Idk why firefox loves to kick my trip off. My apologies
Aetherial reduction allows you to "break down" some collectable gatherables into crystals/clusters/sands
The sands are where the money is at.
The collectables, whe nyou "reduce them" down have a rating out of 8. The higher collectability rating it has, the higher it will score out of 8.
Typically higher means more crystals/clusters or rarer sands/HQ sands
>>146035725
Not him but when I tried to gather some collectables, I fucked it up and they had some low ratings (it was Morel specifically). I tried to AR them but nothing popped up in the box. Was the rating too low or something or are they just not able to be broken down?
I feel as if this is has a really obvious answer.
>>146035727
>Never DPSes
>Pull more to make them work harder
>They let me die
>"wow shit tank"
>>146035913
You can only use Aetherial Reduction on certain things, not any collectible. It won't work on Morel. Ephemeral Nodes, to be specific.
Here's a list of them
http://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Ephemeral_Nodes
>>146036180
Thanks a bunch.
>>146034845
I want you to clean every bit of cum from my balls by milking my cock with your pussy. Then I need you to raise and take care of our child like a good little maid.
>tfw no nekomimi meido to give you a soapy
Which Au Ra females are the ones played by crusty skinnyfat men who I need to watch out for?
They told me you weren't there, so I left.
;_;
>>146036326
all of them?
>>146036252
Children born out of wedlock are bastards...
>>146036326
this one
>>146036402
>>146036326
I am kinda skinnyfat but I enjoy being clean far too much to be crusty.
*wwalks into garden*
>>146036252
>with your pussy
you forgot the "boy" in front of it
>>146033390
>>146033802
Stay mad, giraffes.
>Paks samefagging hour
lmfao im out
>>146036426
Is that a question?
You can go to hell.
:3
>>146036478
Are you saying you would disobey your master? What a disobedient maid you have become.
>>146036741When I get there I'm gonna gape your angus
>>146036668
If you ERP with yourself in the thread is it masturbation? Public indecency?The answer is "sad."
>>146036741
You're making me miss my fish auri girls but I don't miss the woes of scales n tails with glamour issues.
>>146036741
I'm already here
>>146034808
SCH can faceroll 4 man content since the fairy does the healing.
WHM is fun and AST is probably the most fun because you can buff your buddies.
>>146036863
>SCH can faceroll 4 man content since the fairy does the healing
This is disinfo to some extent. Maybe on select bosses but if youre fairy is healing most of a dungeon it means your tank is doing baby pulls instead of double/triples.
Time to scrounge around for more food and shelter.
>tfw no birthday rps
You'll never know how much this sunburn... well burns.
>>146036942
Oh god.
>>146036942
oh no
Any of you experience withthe courtesans from[/«Roses» Rose Garden?
If so how much do they charge and is the ERP good enough to be worth it?
Why this.
>>146036863
Since 3.2 that all i do for dungeoning is put regen on tanks and drop cleric once per pull to tetra with a occasional benediction/asylum for higher pulls, i don't see how a scholar will be "facerolling" dungeons when WHM dps potential is higher.
Who are some secret sluts on Balmung?
>>146036941
You either have shit tanks or don't use rouse properly
>>146036942
Oh jeez
>>146037002
Kill your waifu
>>146036942
you have an art blog?
>>146036942
Is that a lala with horns?
>>146037207
I don't have a waifu, I have many ex-waifu, they adorn my shelf as trophies.
>>146036942
Please no. You can stay in my room and borrow my hot tub.
>>146037131
Me
>>146037086
What are you queued for and what data center?
>>146037065
>paying for erp
>it's not even one-sided for you to fap to
why not just, you know, ERP
>>146037065
Their quality has decreased overtime; you can expect a step up from a random Quicksand slut, but whether or not the gil is worth it, depends on whether or not 100K is chump change for you.
100K usually for a session, but some are stupid and want to charge that every 2 hours. Don't deal with the latter.
Some are in it for the RP experience and won't actually charge real gil.
Can't tell you who doesn't charge real gil, I was more familiar with them ages ago when they became Roses after they started as Courtesan's Coven.
Alternatively, try The Keeper's Kiss. Contact Vachir Qerel to get a hook up. He's a great guy to work with there.
The Maiden's Embrace is pretty much dead sadly. The leader, U'mina, has been missing in action and thus, growth has gone backwards. Shame, they were the best of the 3 when it came down to what really matters. (Assuming all 3 at their prime)
>>146037126
Because SCH functions the exact same except the fairy is their regen, and they have rouse/lustrates for the higher pulls. I'm not arguing which is "better", i'm just saying SCH has a way easier time compared to WHM.
>>146037131
lancia ayers
>>146037317
i wonder if there are people that would do one sided for pay
>>146037307
Frontline Duty Roulette, Aether.
>>146037191
I have what I would call shit tanks 95% of the time in roulettes since I cant rely on a premade daily.
>>146037131
If they told you it wouldnt be a secret would it?
>>146037317
>>146037065
>Paying for RP
Are you going to lick her minge too?
>>146034905
>everyone that likes stuff I don't like is a virgin
The more I try to do the right thing, the further I push you away.
;_;
>>146037451
You can't read, try replying when you learn how to.
Post the best WHM and SCH videos from this patch or the one prior at least.
>>146036942
Daddy needs this.
>>146037237I do, but this was done bynorasukohttp://imgur.com/ah1p01E
>>146037357
Lancia gets weirdly attached OOC. Avoid her.
>>146037479
can you get a trip already
>>146037526
oh dear
>>146037559
Nah.
:3
>>146037530
>>146037357
Fucking this. Lancia is creepy as hell.
>>146037497
>Do you even think they know what a tongue feels like outside of the one smacking around their teeth
what else would that imply you fucking idiot?
>>146037526
Yo what the fuck this is lewd. I was promised wholesome christian morals.
>>146037628
Why not?
>>146037687get cucked son
>>146035587
>Preorder pokemon
>get codes
>cancel preorder
>>146037357
That's some kind of hot
>>146037526nicee
>>146037679
You actually just said what I meant. They don't know how it feels [besides their own.]
There you go, thanks for supporting my post.
>>146037526
Whoa, very nice.
>>146037357
why aren't them using their feet?
Its honestly really sad how creepy people here are
>>146037526
>yfw you see something in dire need of purging
>>146037526
wash your god damn face
>>146037794
Not my thing. If I'm gonna order something I'm gonna pay for it.
>>146037838
I literally quoted you. Like, straight up copy-paste.
Holy shit how fucking retarded are you?
>>146037526
Norasuko's pretty good.
I'm a lizard wearing socks.
:3
>>146037958
I know you did and you copied the part that can't be taken any other way unless you're retarded.
>>146037928
>>146037934
don't do this dirty face is purfect
Getting eb'd to someone I don't care much for tomorrow, what should I do during the wedding? I hate all of his friends and people he's inviting too.
>>146037919
>Hi I'm posting on 4chan
>>146035725
>>146035827
I haven't gotten into gathering collectibles yet, so I'll have to do some research on what that's all about, but thank you for the quick guide!
>>146038030
The only way you cannot know what someone's tongue feels like is if you have never been in a relationship with someone.
>>146037065
Roses is really good, and very helpful. You just tell them what they want and they'll hook you up. It's 100k for a night (or two hours depending). I erped with a cat there that was stupid ugly but stupid good at roleplaying. A+.
>>146037343
Keeper's kiss is a bad meme. They have very few actual courtesans. All their courtesans are retired because of lol-elationships or they're men.
>>146038065
>getting upset at vague posting
these are not mandrakes
fuck you yoshi
>>146038185
Exactly.
Why are we arguing?
>>146037530
>>146037635
Is this the highlander with the foot tickling fetish?
>>146038209
>implying I'm bootytootyflabbergasted
Why is vague posting a thing, btw? I'm fairly new to this general and don't get all the drama.
Which femroe is the best at face sitting?
I wanna hear you say it one last time...
;_;
>>146038232
Ergo it means the person is a fucking virgin and then we go back to
>everyone that likes stuff I don't like is a virgin
>>146029504
i didn't even receive an email or a warning.
>>146038325
Dude, seriously, what the fuck are you even posting.
Why?
>>146038045
Then why do it?
>>146038325
you are nothing like this in game
why do you shit up this general so fucking badly
>>146038325
i whisper softly into your earsmelly and dum voidshit scum go to hell
>>146038279
because people here are cowards and afraid to bring anything up directly with someone 98% of the time so instead they just make vague shitposts in this general to pick at the person they're trying to pick at, and make them go "wait.. is this post directed at me? I guess I can't confront them because I can't know for sure"
this general is full of thin skinned babies, beta males, and in general the most stereotypical 4chan community you can find so that's where all of the drama comes from
no dwama
>>146038376
Yeah, I don't get it either. He gets ignored most of the time, but he still tries to force himself so hard. It's not even tolerable because he's contributing literally nothing to the thread. I'd rather have someone talking about ERP drama or some shit while they post selfies than this faggot
>>146029189
>you suck so much ass a hooker would pay you to eat her out
>>146038279
Not him but the way I see it is that its an attempt to bait out new or current drama. Like if you said "Shit man I cant believe Noriko did that today.." people would start investigating him and people he knows or even start making up wild conspiracies. When you make super vague posts without naming anyone at all though its just to rile up two sides of a position.
>>146038385
Ask me in-game and I might let you in on a little secret about how my hell burns.
:3
>>146038376
>>146038471
>ultrash this mad
It's okay, you can post more of your foot fetish shit when he goes to sleep.
>>146038356
Are you defending ERP hookup virgins?
I didn't say anything about disliking itthought I do because it is awkward as fuckbut damn dude, chill out. Take 5 steps back and realize you whipped out capital letters and (You) rations to do this reply chain.
>>146038471
I have been telling you people for ages that shitposters dont need attention to act. They will do it regardless of if you reply/filter and so forth because some have legit brain problems. Especially when they act differently in game.
>>146037526
Where the heckaroo are you?
putt is ocool
>>146038605
im attacking you for being a fucking idiot that should think before she speaks
take a step down from your stuck up bitch ivory tower once in a whole
>>146038584
falseflag
>>146038259
Yes.
>>146029796
I digress.
>mch you have bad dps and constantly fail mechanics. We are going to replace you
>>146038417
I'm an ERPing piece of shit and I really do not understand how one general can have so much high school drama and bullshit.
And why are people getting attached via ERP anyway. This shit is text smut. It's word-fucking. It's just erotic writing and it's generally pretty bad. Why are people actually getting emotionally drawn/bound to others over it?
>>146038204
You're absolutely right about Kiss. I knew what was up because I was in it about 4 months ago, but chances are, they're still in the same situation: too many other roles being filled, like Guards, and not enough actual courtesans.
>>146038784
This is the real falseflag.
>>146031461
No one said solo
>>146038676
About to log on.
>>146038913
falseflag
How's the house treating you, /xivg/?
>>146038805
sup
>falseflag hour
i'm in
>>146038325
nyaaa~~~
>>146038987
I miss my roommates...
>>146038992
>babby's first photoshop
cmon putt. I can even see the badly erased lines
>>146038730
>attacking
>>146039043
I can't tell if you're messing with me
>>146038820
Because the ERP is secondary, its pretty obvious people are trying to actually find companionship and the ERP is just one part of it. Just look at all of paks meltdowns, its because he got too close to people and when they didnt want him he freaked out.
somebody PLEASE do weeping city with me on balmung
i really just don't like doing shit alone
send a tell to rich forever
>>146039006PEE PEE?
I need to do some doodling warmups.
Someone give me a semi lewd idea.
>>146039237
Just draw a male at least
>>146039154
where? also this.
>>146039237
>>146037526 sucking on a banana.
>>146039237
Femelezen pulling a catboy's tail.
>>146038935
Still don't see you! I don't feel like running around for 5 minutes trying to find you again.
>>146039271PUT ON YOUR 3DS GLASSES BECAUSE IT'S COMIN' AT YA'
>>146037530
>her
>>146039152
I need to do it,but I just got back from doing 'Things I don;'t want to"
I need to run it still for loot, but I don't want to deal with the randoms. Wanna just kill ourselves or something?
>>146039141
>ERP with a qt because lonely
>blossoms into a friendship
>now he's my bf
Sometimes, it just works.
>>146038987
Pretty sparce right now but the FC is planning a move soon, hopefully.
>>146039237
A handsome male wildwood embracing a cute tomboy seeker, with one arm around the miqo'te's waist while pulling on her tail. The elezen is wearing a smirk of confidence on his face while the miqo'te is blushing and wide-eyed in apprehension and anticipation.
>>146039237
Dva is fun to doodle
>ywn get an unsolicited hug from selzh
just fucking kill me now god
Today fucking sucked.
So I'm trying to be an unorigional shit and go for a "girl in a suit that punches people".
Is the best mans suit the only one females can wear? I was hoping for an actual fucking tie.
>>146039535
No matter how bad it gets just repeat this mantra to yourself every day "At least I'm not Guffy"
>>146039319
Eh? I was out questing. I just went to Ul'dah. I'll hang out here for a little bit.
>>146039546
Unfortunately, it is. A shame since the male-specific suits are really sharp. If only every single piece of gear was unisex. It'd be nice to see some female characters in suits, and amusing to see male characters in dresses.
You'll never know just how it feels.
:3
>>146039639
whats wrong with guffy
>>146039546
You could go for a King-kinda look. From King of Fighters
How do I join Rare EX?
>>146039356
i just wanna run weeping city i don't wanna die at this very moment even though i want to die
>>146039732
>amusing
You mean sexy. I want a catboy slave in the new maid outfit, if only for a minute.
>>146039546
butler outfit on females fucking when yoshi
>>146039639
I have no idea who that is.
Also, is there just a shortage of SCH mains for statics? Every static I've asked always has a WHM and no SCH. It's weird.
>>146039758
he got cut from rarex because he sucks
>>146039918
who are your main niggaz on balmung
>>146039918
Today is was my birthday and all I got was skin cancer. I don't want emotional cancer from weeping city.
>>146039918
why is proci okay with not clearing turns he has on farm for the week
>>146039961
ugly
>>146039961
It's because scholar is a class for Type A assholes and they either get booted, they get pissed off and leave, or they get poached.
>>146039935
Whatever floats your boat, anon. I see drag as more of a slapstick comedy bit than something that is sexually arousing. I don't get off to it, but if you do then hey. Different strokes for different folks.
>>146040014
birthdays are lame just get real drunk
i do that
>>146040057
things have been turbulent they are no longer turbulent and we're back on track for a8s prog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>146039987
proci's my brother
kumfi's a cinnamon roll and we all luv him
there are a few more that i don't want to namedrop
most other people i could take or leave and not really care either way
Why are Au Ras so fucking ugly?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10532556
I know you may think your vote doesn't count, but it does.
>>146039961
That's because lots of scholars get pissed at their groups performance when they don't get carried properly and either get kicked from being rude or leave.
>>146039961
It's just one of those Murphy's Law things.
If you're a SCH main looking for a group, you'll only find groups that need WHMs, and vice versa.
If you're a group that needs a WHM, you'll find nothing but SCH players if you look for a healer, and vice versa.
>>146040216
Man you guys are hateful.
;_;
I guess I'll take my leave..permanently._____just kidding :3____
>>146037378
that was a big thing on WoW, I don't play on balmung so I'm not sure but I know people on balmung who do one sided for free
>>146040310
And if you're an astkys
>>146040198
>tfw not a "main n word"...
>>146040310
>>146040264
>>146040120
I guess, it's just annoying because I want to play AST/SCH for raids but so far the only groups I've met with so far want me to run AST/WHM and main heal with Nocturnal Sect and it makes next to no sense.
I don't want to play SCH because quite honestly it's snoozeville and not fun whenever I raid with it.
>>146040491
I wuoldn't raid with a group that wanted me to main heal in noct... thats madness
>>146040491
What? No, if you're being asked to heal along with a WHM, you'll be the secondary healer mostly doing dps and putting up shields when necessary.
>>146039964
rare ex doesnt kick bad players
>>146040176
You're alright, anon.
>>146039271
it looks like you and nori are K I S S I N G
>>146040491
AST+WHM comps makes the WHM dps more than the AST but you still need to stay on nocturnal for mitigation. If anyone mentioned that you main heal on noct that's the reason for that, you just need to place combust dots while the WHM is the one doing actual burst damage with stone III.
>>146040381
You don't have to kill yourself, you just have to try to heal a raid and that'll get sorted out for you
>>146040617
>>146040585
Yes, I know, but they specifically asked me to be the main healer. I don't want to be a bitch to them but the WHM was insistent on DPSing for god knows what reason. I could get by with Noct. Sect if it meant being the off-healer even if it sucked, by MAIN HEALING with it? I'd rather kill myself.
Bought a small house today. Probably gonna end up regretting it because I doubt I'll ever actually use it for anything.
>>146040780
besides ERPing, you fat slut
>ywn be the real article
You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3
>>146040767
why the fuck would you off heal with whm that's fucking insane, those guys must be on crack
unless you have an acc relic you're going to miss half your shots anyway
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>146040923
at least another sixty posts
>>146040923
not now you fucking moron
>>146040989
Hey well fuck you man
>>146040767
My offer on the other server is still up if you're interested.
And I think it might be worth it to just make that WHM aware that a Noct AST barely has enough throughput for main healing. It's not impossible, but just entirely unnecessary.
>>146040850
>ERPing
I'm not a degenerate fucknugget like you fucks in this thread.
>>146041035
I appreciate it, man. I'll definitely think about it, but it means playing a class that bores me for serious content. I'd rather just go AST/SCH and main heal and call it a day. Not that I'm trying to appear as a bitch who won't switch classes, but part of the fun of raiding for me is playing classes I enjoy rather than ones solely for progress.
>>146041124
crafting with new friends
Should Natsu get more commissions?
Preferably in a meido outfit.
>>146041198
Degenerate.You're cool though, no hate.
>>146041251
Yes
This one is a favorite of mine.
>>146041251
How do you afford these? Aren't you a neet?
>>146041202
>gathering with minions
There's like, housing and stuff, but when are they going to implement like a grave plot, so I can be buried alive and left to die.
>>146041334
Pretty sure he actually has a job.
>group clears nidex
>my main class weapon drops
>other member bitches and rants that they want it for an alt class and demand they have it.
>I get it anyways and he rage quits
Did we just re-enact the ippiki scene?
>>146041326
Ok
Does it matter if someone else is in it? It's easier to get with other people. Dw it's not like a lalafell or anything probably a kitty/elezen/lizard.she's usually the top tho
>>146041373
ive had this same thought
>>146041393
please post logs i want to believe this actually happened
>>146023415
>>146041393
Did they offer a good deal?
>>146041175
Again, you'll be main healing in noct because the WHM will be dpsing more, but will also be making for your lack of heal potency with regen and medica II most of the time and cure IIIs when needed.
That's how AST+WHM compositions work, in a nutshell it's a comp where who heals is the mitigation healer but the "off"healer is the one handling the dps and higher damage phases. Needless to say, you already know where ewers are going.
Most people are just scandalized at the idea because everyone is used to the whm solo healing everything and sch dpsing while this comp actually makes both healers heal and both healers dps.
>>146041373
forgot your picture godspeed
>>146041536
>fracture
Ugh..
>>146040198
>they are no longer turbulent
jej
>>146041462
>elezen
Roll with this one.
>>146041480
Not bad! I'm glad we think alike.
>>146041593
I don't think Godspeed actually wants to be buried alive, it's horrifying if you think about it.
>>146033349
why
>zani still shittalking his "friends" behind their backs
lmao
>>146041703
i hope my brains leave a stain when i'm gone
hope it hurts
>>146041608
i no longer want to replace stratos as soon as possible so that's good :)
>>146041691
Size difference is fun.
>That feel when no femroe waifu
>>146041773
everyone hates stratos so you should too desu
Does your EB partner ever make your worry, /xivg/?
>>146041879
stratos is cool fuck off
>>146041896
Yes, her jokes are jokebook tier most times.
>>146041951
He stole the bussy. Let him die.
>>146041951
ok naka
>>146041879
why would i hate stratos
he's a big baby but he's OUR big baby and he's less shit at the game this week
>>146042013
not naka
>>146041994
if you think the bussy was stolen you probably arent in the bussy's good graces
Catboy penis ratings:
GOD TIER:
Red Rivers 12 inches
SHIT TIER:
Proci 4 inches
>>146042079
>Our
What do you mean by this?
>>146041582
I ran AST/WHM before, that's not how it works completely. You can just as easily make the WHM solo heal while the AST's DPS, because their DoTs have no accuracy requirements and their MP is ridiculously sustainable.
The problem is Nocturnal Sect altogether. It has no internal synergy with the rest of AST's toolkit, so it's just unecessary and frustrating to use. Not only that, but at that point, you're wholly just better off bringing a SCH to begin with.
Not saying what you're saying is incorrect, I'm sure it can be done, but it's far easier to give people assigned, definitive roles, because it makes runs smoother. Rather than this awkward inbetween where you're not sure when you should be DPSing or Healing or what's enough and what isn't. It'd require much more effort than necessary and just complicates things.
>>146042097I used to be... I don't know what I did. ;_;
>>146042127
It means he is possessive of Stratos even though he talks mad shit about him every day to his face and behind his back
>>146041607
I actually never use it, I just don't know what'd be better in its place.
>>146042097
You slam one bussy you've dunked them all. \_(ツ)_/¯
> when you sit in a que for a long ass time as the wrong class and they have to eat the 30 min timer to re que with you
you can just see how done with my shit he is.
>>146041803
ikr?
>tfw can't have fun with femroe friend because busy all the time
>>146042097
Not even Stratos erps with the buss and I don't think you can get more inner circle than eb.
>>146041393
Well it can be his guaranteed with just 9 more clears. It's not like the fight is at all difficult to farm with a good group.
>>146041896
Nope, we good.
>>146042265
ok florentine we get it, you think your husbando is cute
>>146042079
>no a7s clear for the week
seems like you are all shit desu
>>146042265
Tell him to get on steam so I can bully
>>146042358
but they did clear a7s
>>146042265
pretty cute midlander girl
I'm a lizard crushed by rocks.
:3
>>146042432
Please crush my cocks.
>>146042219
this
i always talk shit to his face or publicly tho and he's getting better so it's coo
>>146042358
wat dude lol
sleepy
cats
>>146042479
>cocks
>s
Yummy.
>>146042495
Hey man it seems like he's taking it like a champ now. I haven't seen a meltdown from him in like over a year.
>>146042512
damn this slut is worn out
>>146042567
this is no bp
>>146042512
That looks less "I'm sleepy", and more "about to sneeze".
>>146042495
he's legit probably one of the better players in your group so idk why you shit talk him so much
I'm a c@ from a different game.
:3
>>146042629
Ehhhhhhhh
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>quit in march
>come back for 3.3
>not sure I want to raid again
>join a5s pug on a whim
>they are just reforming after break too
>fast clear, group is cool, invited to do a6
>have a shitload of fun
>now have 2 tentative static invites
Feels good to be back in the saddle. I think I like this more picking it up way late, less pressure. I don't care if I am a shitter.
>>146042629
because the first week we played with him he was so fucking godawful that i had every single intention of replacing him at my earliest convenience
this week he performed quite well though so that's no longer the casei feel like this was more of a jab at the static's other players and less of a compliment to him but i dunno. don't care.
>>146042569
yeah even over the last month or so he's gotten a lot better about being less of a baby
as much shit as i give him i don't really dislike him which it seems everyone thinks i hate him or smth. i just shit talk him
a lot.
>>146042697
if nothing else he is the only one in your group that's actually done progression raiding outside of midas so...?
>>146042591
why not
>>146042775
Lol what
Proci, Kumfi, Gods, Telor and Bnhaka have all raided before plenty what are you on about.
>>146042663
think you meant alien
>>146042848
because its not!!
dont make this a meme....
>>146042919
Godspeed and Proci have only raided in Gordias. Same with Bnhaka. And of them, only Proci got anywhere because he had the ayy team carrying his fat ass.
>>146038820
I don't ERP, but I do RP, and expect/intend continuous relationships in-character.
If you're just looking for one offs, why bother with xiv? Omegle does that better.
If you're going to take part in role-playing in a continuous world, expect your interactions to have repercussions.