/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /gwt/)

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First for Ciri's ass

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1st for slut shaming

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ciri is a princess
she will have papa behead you if you are lewd to her

>>145996323
just give her a good snort of fisstech and she'll feast on all the dicks in the tavern like a hungry animal.

Empress ending is the most interesting one for Ciri.

>>145996323
>ciri is a princess
A p-pillow princess?

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>>145996516
of course it is.

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>>145996516

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One will protect you; the rest will try to kill you.

I'm going to marry Papa and force him to impregnate me. Then I'm going to murder him in his sleep and abort the baby

>>145996841
>no INTJ

>>145996884
Why not just skip straight to killing?

>>145996841
I want Phili to protect me!

What ever happened to Becca?

I'm going to tickle Ciri's gonads!

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>>145996117
Reminder that Nilfgaard deck is non-canon. Gwent is an ancient tradition it's perfect just the way it is.

>>145997240
What are those?

>>145996841
Dettlaff is the best defender but that chart is pretty shit like all the rest of these things

>>145996841
O'Dimm is just plain cheat mode though

>>145996841
>no intj
>annarietta is "extremist"
>half of them are mentally ill and shitty representatives of their personality type

>>145997289
Wise dwarfposter

>>145996841
>tfw have the same personality type as detlaff
If I was an american I would probably end up as a schoolshooter or something.

OFFICIAL UNBIASED WAIFU TIER LIST

>elder god tier
Philippa Eilhart
Annarietta

>worth selling your soul for tier
Iris

>god tier
Dijkstra
Triss
Yen
Priscilla
Keira Metz

>great tier
Yoana
Vivienne
Irina Renarde
Both of the Tilly girls

>okay tier
Margarita Laux-Antille
Lady of the Lake
Eveline
Ingrid Vegelbud
Ves

>too crazy, but still worth tier
Syanna

>mediocre tier
Louisa La Valette
Cerys
Saskia
Var Attre twins
Sasha

>awful tier
Birna
Elsa
Tomira

>oh shit nigger what are you doing tier
The Witch of Lynx Crag

>literal shit tier
Fringilla Vigo

>>145997289
Idiot mantletposter

>>145996841
> INFP
> Annarietta
> Lunatic

Whut?
>>145997289
Go suck Saskia's tits, you midgets

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>>145997041
Just for you, anon.

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>>145997572
>tfw got the detlaff roll

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>>145997617
>god tier
>Triss

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>>145997617

>no Becca

>>145996841
Roll for qt's

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>>145997617
>Dijkstra

What does Yennefer smell like?

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>>145997825
>>145997924

>>145998165
sewage and decaying corpses

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>>145997924

>>145996714
DELET THIS

>>145996841
roll

i better get keira desu as she is clearly best girl

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nth for Annarietta

>>145998165

Lambert's prick.

>>145998198
>has to post some shitty fan art because her ingame model is so awful

>>145998326
Phili for you

>>145997617
>no Ciri

Lambert and Geralt are ______

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>>145998058
Dijkstra will always be the cutest.

If only he didn't go full retard in Reason of State.

>>145998536
Not a waifu.

>>145998602
best friends

>>145995181
is this a ruse? can you actually dismantle monster mutagens?

it's not in the alchemy screen, dismantle screen at smiths or in the inventory. i googled it and didn't get jack shit

you're fucking rusing me aren't you

>>145998602
brothers

>>145998602
BROS
SHARIN DA HOS

>>145998602
crossing swords in private

>>145998602

REMINDER THAT LAMBERT KEKED GERALT IN WITCHER 1 WITH TRISS

>>145998534
i hope she isnt mean to me

i cant deal with bullying to any extent

>>145998602
witchers
yes, I am the life of every party

>>145998462
actually fucking true.

>>145998774
>triss
Who cares

>>145998652
>Ciri
>not a waifu
GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY

>>145998664
the alchemy bench at Corvo Bianco

>>145998774
it's called sharing you faggot.
there is nothing wrong when it's between bros.

>>145996841
I hope I get papa!

>>145998774
no he didnt shut the fuck up

I want people who sexualize Ciri to leave and never come back.

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>>145998774
Lambert really fucks everyone Geralt's touched, huh?

>>145998602
Pricks.

>>145999062
make me

>>145998774
triss is a side bitch and a slut
who cares

>>145999053

In Witcher 1, the house where Triss lived, you could find footsteps outside of her window. And during Witcher 3 at Kaer Morhen, Lambert asks about how Triss is doing to Geralt, and during the drinking game they asked if anyone jumped out of a lovers window, and Lambert says he did because he didn't want to hurt a close friend.

Beating Lambert at Gwent gets you the Triss Merigold card.

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>>145999051

>>145998938
fucking hell... as if the crafting costs of grandmaster gear wasn't enough i have to get MORE thousands of orens to get my mutations

i'd like to know how cdpr expects me to get thousands of orens when a contract pays at most two hundred???

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>Witcher Kings will never update

>>145999062

>he doesn't sexualise Ciri

Even her papa does that.

Now she's ALL GROWN UP

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>>145999208
Well shit

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>>145999208
JUST

Screencapped for future generations btw

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>>145999198
you mean Ciri
>>145999302
>being a fucking poorfag
i can't even spend all my money.
always end up buying exploding bolts.

>>145999163
Round of Gwent perhaps?

>>145999503

you got any with Fake Dad and Ciri?

>>145999502
There is already a screencap from the original post on reddit

>>145999302

Farm bandits and sell their swords

I wish Yennefer was my gf

>>145999727

I meant just modelswapped gameplay footage.

>>145999727
Vesemir's ghost in going to haunt you tonight

>>145999765
me too shed be a great gf senpai

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>just finished B&W
The Witcher 4 is just around the corner right?

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>>145999208
>>145999502
Doesn't he actually admits this shit?
Dunno if I heard him say it to Geralt personally, or to Eskel and Geralt only overhears it, or I just dreamed about it, but I would fucking swear I did hear him admit it...

>>145999051
Don't worry. Papa won't kill you until you've sired his heir.

>>145999208
>Lambert fucks Triss
>while he's in Kaedwen, looking for salamandras
uhhh

>>145999924
O-of course my wife! :3

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>>145999765
Stop wishing and make it happen!

>>146000132

>What are portals

>>146000213
>she's not real
>i'm real
how

>>146000219
>Lambert can open portals
He deserves Triss if that's true.

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>tfw just finished The Witcher
>tfw dat Epilogue and ending

>>146000349
Anon meant to encourage you to be a 3D artist. VR system are around the corner anyway.

What does Lambert's prick smell like?

>>146000467

Soon VR will make us be able to fug Ciri as Papa

What is the most fun build?

>>145999765
plenty of manipulative, resentful sluts in the sea

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>>146000201
:3

>>146000349
Anon, make Yen real! Or what >>146000467 said, that works too.

>>146000550
Triss

>>146000550
Triss

Lambert fucks Triss before Geralt
Geralt fucks Kiera before Lambert

POTTERY

>>146000550
Lambert's bodily fluids

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FINAL WITCHER 3 POWER RANKINGS

>Literal Goddess tier
Yennefer
Ciri
Priscilla
Rosa var Attre
Sweet Nettie

>Great tier
Anarietta
Cerys
Ves
Fringilla
Tomira
Edna var Attre
Irena Rinarde

>Okay tier
Philippa Eilhart
Shani
Lady of the Lake
Iris
Witch of Lynx Crag
Tamara Strenger
Corinna Tilly
Anabelle
Vivienne de Tabris
Eveline Gallo

>Mediocre tier
Syanna
Keira
Skellige Succubus
Yoana
Sasha

>Awful tier
Louisa La Valette
Salma
Margarita Laux-Antille
Sarah
Birna
Vienne
Elsa
Ingrid Vegelbud
Patrica Vegelbud
Jutta an Dimun
Amrynn

>/v/ Shitposting tier
Brewess
Weavess
Whispess

>Literal Shit tier
Triss

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>>146000567
I'd rather fug Papa as Ciri.
And Geralt.
And Eskel.
And Roche.
And Hjalmar.
And Olgierd.
And Dettlaff, for curiosity.
And Eredin, for the lulz

>>146000825

tfw i know a chick who looks just like Vivenne.

my heart.

>>146000847
Yeah, man. Now we're talking. I'd even fuck the Unseen Elder

>>146000825
LEAVE MAI WAIFU ALONE YOU FUCKING DROWNER

>>146000847
No Papa, but otherwise you're onto something!

reminder that The master of Mirrors is CUTE :3

>>146001290
Stop shitposting about yourself, O'Dimm

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Why wasn't she in Witcher 3?

The 'damage reduction' part of grandmaster griffin gear is supposed to be a decrease to your sword damage or a decrease to damage taken?

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>>146001398
i would be gentle with my words if i were you, friend.

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>>146001557
Cut content and she got some shitty comic

>>146001658

>angry midget elf posting

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>>146000847
I only need papa. All day every day.

>>146000847
> Letho, Zoltan and Iorveth as diversity DLC

> Henselt, Radovid and Foltest as Kings of the north DLC

>>146001658
That face is going to haunt me in my dreams tonight

>>146001019
See, now you're just a slut for vampires
not that there's anything wrong with that

>>146001782

Need more Gerry/Ciri pls senpai

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>>146001919
I have a thing for the Nosferatu especially

RIGHT, GIMME THE COIN

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What is his name again?

>>146002507
Why?

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WHY WONT SHE LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??!?!???

>>146003129
Gaunter 'Your Soul is my Goal' O'dim

>>146003463
C U C K
U
C
K

>>146003129
God

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>>146003129
Rumpelstiltskin

>>146002507
> not the Gangrel

Shit tier

>>145996117
is there a save editor for w2 save files
i regret fuggin triss in w1 and want to edit before i start ng+

>>146005091
>i regret fuggin triss in w1
why does it matter to you?
they shoehorn her into your bed in second game anyway...

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>>146005193
oh fuck I completely forgot about that
nevermind
goes to show how forgettable she is

>>146001064
Amrynn?

Who is Ciri going to fight against in TW4?

>>146006240
Avallac'h, The Lodge and Vilgefortz. And maybe Zerrikanterment.

>>146006240
there is no w4

its over

>>146006240
boredom
empire which has conquered everything is a boring place to rule

>troll kills drowners in kaer morhen
>troll protects kaer morhen from salamandra
>geralt usually friendly to trolls
>kills troll without attempting to talk

why?

>>146006664

What troll are you talking about? The one's during Trial of the Grasses you can talk to

>>145997617
Pricilla and Keira in God tier but not syanna FUNNY

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>>146006732
There is a troll in a cave. You can find him explorin or starting a side-quest. You a bunch of dead drowners and go to investigate.
>>146006664
I think the troll is mad so you can't talk with him. A shame, but there are a few

trolls are fucking adorable btw

>>146007168
>Syanna
He's ugly

>>146005193
>they shoehorn her into your bed in second game anyway...
Do they? Always?
I thought there were some differences if you don't romance her in W1

>>146007564

you literally start the game with her on your dick

>>146007421
Your taste is shittier

>>146007813
>that jaw
Her sex scene is cool but she's the worst romance choice. No buildup at all.

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>>146008070
>romance
There's no romance anon. It's just a sex scene.
> that jaw
What? She is qt. Wish I we could have seen her in her 20's

>>146008070

>you can fuck the worst sister but not the best sister

REEEEEE CDPR WHY

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who is going to fuck yen when she fixes her infertility?

>>146008429
geralt since some guy is fixing his infertility too

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>>146008314

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>>146008429
Dettlaff

>>146008314
looks like my dyke gym teacher from high school

>>146008429
me
hopefully

>>146008314
fucking square face

>>146008361
I will never get over this. With all her teasing I thought for sure I'd get to fuck her ass or something.

>>146008840

>that naked portrait conversation

but muh dick

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>>146008923
>map only shows 1 or 2 merchants/craftsmen instead of all of them

REEEE

>>146008923
CDPR is good at teasing when it comes to sisters. First the var Attre twins, then Analrietta. Fucking faggots.

You were also supposed to be able to fuck Rosa, as well. It's in the game files.

>>146008840
>>146008784
>>146008689

Rude. Dettlaff or Anna Henrietta will kill you while you sleep

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>>146009407
>You were also supposed to be able to fuck Rosa, as well. It's in the game files.
WHAT
REEEEEEE

Does anyone know a fix for your horse's tail not showing up? I've tried reverifying the game files but no luck.

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>>146009407

Using this generic bear build:
http://thewitcher3.wiki.fextralife.com/The+School+of+Bear

Just finished Vanilla, started Hearts of Stone, went from beating red skull enemies and barely taking damage to barely dishing out damage. What kind of bear-like armor does HoS have to replace my now ineffective master ursine?

Matching swords?

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>>146009646
But Regis will protect you

>>146009924
Difficulty? I went through HoS with master Ursine without any problems on normal.

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>>146010280
I want to go on adventures with Regis
>tfw it will never happen

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>>146009802
;_;

>>146010624
what's actually in the files? unused dialog?

>>146010489
Why does Regis always grab that strap around his chest? Is he autistic like Detlaff?

>>146009924
HoS was pretty easy on DM with Mastercrafted Ursine, try Griffin build if you're having too much trouble.

>>146011180
mannerisms make characters less ctrl+v
I like it

>>146010624

REEEE, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE MOD IT BACK IN

>>146011180
It's to make him distinguishable and add characterization.

>>146010794
something along the lines of "my father would have your head if he knew we were doing this"

Give me a Witcher game, that has a character customization. SET in the events b4 witcher 1 in the days where witchers were in demand. (W/ female witchers). And also use weapons other than swords, w/ Bows. and you can bullet time W/ Bow & arrows Max payne style. Also a fucking grappling hook, Assassins creed style FREE RUNNING. GIANT MONSTERS bigger than the current game has. and fucking DRAGONS. Plus We can also get to bang Yennefer and Triss so we can KEK Geralt.
THat's What I wish, in exchange you can have my Credit Card's Password.

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>Triss will never fuck black men in front of you

>>146012342
Just go fucking play Dishonored.

Don't hurt Witcher lore with your BAD IDEAS!

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A-am I the only one who uses Wolven armor?

>>146013087
Don't be ridiculous anon there's probably at least one anon with taste as bad as yours.

>>146013156
Fuck you, it's the only decent one I have right now, i'm not in the DLCs yet.

I'm writing a book about the smell of each Sorceress' farts and color and scent of their urine. I've done Yennefer and Phillippa, I'm currently doing Fringilla. What does /wtc/ think her farts smell like? What color is her urine, and what does it smell like?

>>146012342
Boring pasta.

>>146013241
I was kidding anon it's not a bad looking set, actually one of the best Witcher gear sets apart from Manticore and Ursine.

>>146000825

This is a lot of trouble to go through just to say you think Yen is better than Triss.

Does Ciri knows she killed thousands of people?

>>146013941
but thats already a well-known fact anon

>>146012830
>tfw you will never watch a group of big strong Zerrikanians breed Yen in front of you

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>that blood and wine quest in the bank
>you have to withdraw your coin
>they keep sending me back and forth different counters to get some forms
>finally get in the vault
>owner tries to dick me over
>holy fuck what an ordeal
>get back upstairs and confront him for my coin
>expect a shitload after all that
>200 coin
>LOL TAXES GERALT U MAD?

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You guys use alt Quen? I don't want to put any points in the sign tree but it looks neat all the witcher NPCs use it, and the vitality regen is good, if unnecessary. It just never comes up fast enough to really be a good defensive tool - parrying or dodging is better in pretty much every scenario.

>>146015072
Why do no one choose the week option which gives you 500 crowns and a sword?
Also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI5kwSap9Ug

>>146015275
I do that option but I was severely underwhelmed with how little it was. And the sword was already weaker than what I already had.

>>146015275
I gave the slut behind the counter some perfume, what is the other option?

>>146015259
I use it when I'm in jew mode and don't want to spend any potions/alcohest to get some life back on DM.

>>146015519
The options with the women are all the same result, the options with the dwarf are>>146015072
>>146015275

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>>146015519

You can flirt with her

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>>146015259
>>146015550
Which version of it is more canonical to the book; regular or alt? I completely forgot how it worked in the first game.

Is Yennefer into anal and oral?

>>146011482

papa would be proud

>>146016661
yes

>>146016254
Don't know the books, in the first game you open up a bubble that looks like the alternate version, but it goes down if you do any action (casting a sign, attacking, etc). You can have an alt version of it that reflects damage. All in all, it's pretty shit, and is only useful for gulping potions or switching swords, or as a light source.

>>146010391
>>146011235
It wasn't that it's too hard, but that it seems out of nowhere I've lost all my damage.

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Jesus fuck, these guys are red skull leveled compared to me, and are one shotting me through parry. Will they be around if I come back later after getting some more levels?

Are rubies or emeralds useful to craft something special?

>>146017510
Funny, the time I faced them, they were all acting retarded, barely attacking them.
Still, you get no dialogue or anything afterwards.

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Pick your poison

>>146018075
lighting makes them all look manly

>>146018075
Jeura

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>>146017686
>>146018075
what the fuck?

>>146018841
The times are flipped for me. Maybe it's a browser issue for ya.

>>146018075
All of the above.

>>146018075

Duchess Anna Henrietta

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When's the best time during the main story to do HoS? After the battle of Kaer Morhen? Around when I do Reasons of State, when Ciri gets brought back to Novigrad?

>>146018075
Triss and Ciri at the same time

>>146018075

Reminder that Fringilla literally has a better ass than Yen according to Geralt

>>146019354
Before Battle of Kaer Morhen or After. allows extra dialogue with vesemir if before.

>>146001557
Cause she is canonically dead.

>>146019881
That settles it the, if I can manage so underleveled.

Has anyone else encountered glitches with the tessellation or something on ground textures? It seems like the layer that reflects light or something is above the actual texture and I can't seem to fix it or even know where to start.

>>146019860
source?

>>146020618

the books

>"the best ass this side of the Yaruga"

>>146020509
If you can get past the Toad I think you'll be fine.

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>>146018075

>>146018075
All of them at the same time. They can kill me afterwards.

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Lads, why is he so handsome?

>>146018075
>tittyfuck Yennefer
>rim Ciri
>rape Philippa
>eat out Fringilla
>punch Keira
>kill Triss

Skellige is utter shit, nothing but cliffs and rocks and ice and more rocks. Reminds me of shitty ass Skyrim too much.

In the pesta quest Graham always die, right?

I had the threesome scene where they basically blueball me.
Which one will appear in the vinyard?

>>146023737
ciri. dandelion if you made even more stupid decisions

Why is geralt such an asshole to dandelion in the books? I havent heard him say one nice thing. It's just "shut up, dandelion" over and over.

>>146024079
What do I need to do to make Dandelion appear?
Ciri is alive and became a witcher btw.

>>146024241
too late
ciri has to die

>>146024241
Ciri must not return from the portal and you have to either romance both Yen and Triss or none.

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>>146024354
>>146024332
>tfw I fucked up my chance to be with my husbando

>>146024332
>>146024354
What do you have to do so that Ciri dies?
Make her drink and neglect her?

>>146024414
He is annoying as fuck anyway. Meeting him was extremely underwhelming for me. He appears in the pre-made character for B&W.

>>146024737
Apparently not spoiling her and not letting her do what she wants even if it's not the best idea counts as being a bad dad

>>146024792
I hate him for fucking my waifu

>>146025369
>waifuing sluts

>>146024839
At her age she's not a kid that can be spoiled, it's time for her to stop listening to everyone else's demands and start learning to make her own decisions, live with the consequences, and build the confidence required to do so.

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>>146025815
you shut your whore mouth

>>145996841
retard image

>>146025815
and FYI, my waifu isn't a sorceress.

These undiscovered markers on the map are a great idea but past white orchard it gets super fucking annoying.
>run somewhere
>it's skull level
>fuck off again have to come back later.
Gnah. I just wanna do my sideshit. I hate coming back later. Also, how much above my level can I go when doing sidequest? about 3? (playing on second hardest difficulty)

>>146026169
whos this semen demon?

>>146026943
by aboutl levle 20 you can do almost all of them, aside from the few hat are tied to higher level quests. even then you can git gud. or just get the archgriffin decoction which does 5% of hp damage per strong attack and lets you fight things way stronger than you

>>146027530
>they patched archgriffin decoction
Used to be able to kill literally anything in 10 hits or less

>>146026529
Everyone who Dandelion banged is a slut, including Ciri.

>>146027251
Real life Ciri

>>146027251
Stefanie Joosten

very cute

>>146027867
Not Anarietta, my waifu :3

>>146027530
Eh, I specialized in light attacks.

>>146028276
doesn't matter, with that decoction an unupgraded strong attack will shred anything, even if it's 30 levels higher than you.

>>146020616
Anyone?

>>146023651
ye

>>146003463

my barefoot waifu

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>>146013087

I use it.

>>146013087
I use it, I like it more for it's silhouette and colors than any of the actual detail though. Chainmail jacket is dumb. Someone needs to mod it to have a leather texture and I'll be set.

>tfw griffin armour still looks crappy even with dyes

if it wasn't a fat belly and the chainmail on the arms didn't have the retarded zigzag it would be fine.

The skelly deck is fucking awful. I had the full set and still only just won that gwent tourney. If i could've used the NR or NG deck I would've annihilated it.

how much harder is the battle for kaer morhen if i dont use the traps or fix the wall?

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How do I stop being a Trissfag? I wish to rid myself of this cancer.

>>146032876
cute

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>>146032890
Kill yourself
It's the only way

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>>146032890
It's already too late, redeem yourself, hang.
Maybe you'll respawn with better tastes.

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Geralt is cute! CUTE!

>>146032890
Say "diarrhea, be gone" three times.

>>146031769

The Skellige deck is EZ mode you pleb

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>>146033264
Yen is so aesthetically pleasant.

What does Yennefer's fart smell like?

>>146034260
Lillic and shit.

>>146034260
My cum

welp lads. I finished B&W, it's been a helluva run with you all good bye and good luck

>>146034260
Ciri's pussy.

>>146034260
put your nose up to your monitor and take a wiff.

What does Ciri's anal prolapse taste like?

>>146034689
put your tongue on your monitor and take a lick. Thats what it tastes like

>>146034689
My cum

What do you call it when somebody laughs when they owe someone money?

A Dettlaff

>>146034689
papa's dick

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>>146034431

>>146033720
They did a great job with her model

>>146034931
which papa?

>>146034781
I don't have a pic of Ciri's anal prolapse to lick

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What does Yen's breastmilk taste like?

>>146035126
My cum and gooseberries

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>>146035095

>>146035126
only the child she never had will be able to answer that

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>>146035268
Why can't she be a mom? Yen would make a cranky pregnant lady. It would be cute. ;_;

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>>146034839

>>145999302
Welcome to the life of a Witcher

>>146035350
she would probably beat her kids

>>146022678
>>tittyfuck Yennefer
Literally how

in MGSV you can call your horse in full sprint and it will gallop next to you, allowing you to jump on it form the run. Feels really nice, I wish you could do that in W3.

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So whoever doesn't become ruler of Skellige, is the one who comes to the battle of Kaer Morhen? Which is better for that, Hjal or Cer?

>>146023651
No

>>146035903
Hjalmat will always come to Kaer Morhen no matter what

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>>146035792
DELETE THIS

>>146035859
I also wish you could choose when to start the game after it loads, feel free to take a piss without worrying about missing anything.

>>146035967
Oh. Then does Cerys come if she doesn't get made supreme ultra Jarl godking? What about Crach, he never does right?

>>146036304
No and No

>>146036392
So it's always only Hjalmar no matter which decisions you make? Thanks for the info.

>>146036451
Yes. Not sure if Hjalmar comes when Svanrige becomes king.

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Haven't played in months, updated the game, jumped in, and what the fuck guys? happens during ciri and yen's moving animations.
i5 4690k, 970, win 10, most settings turned up

>>146036527
>turning skellige into a hereditary absolute monarch
fuck that noise

>>146036539
>I shall mount her head on a fucking stake

>>146036539
Any mods installed?

>>146036629
Svanrige is pretty based. Look it up on Youtube.

>>146036740
nope

>>146036780

Try verifying your game I guess? That's what I had to do with B&W since I hadn't played the game since HoS came out and missed several patches.

>>146035921
How do you make him survive then?

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Between standing and walking it fades in and out like distant objects.
>>146037098
probably the best bet

>>146035475
~addmoney(1000000)

Sniff it

>>146037869
Stop it.

>>145996841
your myers-briggs personality inventory is all wrong. all wrong.

>>146037869
Did she steal Yennefer's underwear?

>>146037989
Then you do one

>>146037098
>>146037347
yeah that seemed to do it

Install realism mod that makes every enemy drop something? Y/N?

>>146037908
no, faggot

>>145996841
>66
you can't roll dubs here you retard.

>>146018075
>Ass fuck Philippa pulling her pigtails
>Fringilla cowgirl while Ciri sits on my face while they make out

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So there's this quest, "Now or never". I heard there's a soldier statuette I can give her (already did the nobleman statuette) and this quest is apparently a kick in the balls so you either romance Triss or she leaves forever.
Trouble is I only have a ps4, my PC is dogshit so I can't play the witcher 1 or 2 so I know next to nothing about Yennefer so I don't know if I want to romance Triss or not. Yen only appeared for a single short dialogue before I met Triss.

Can I put this quest off? How long? I have two failed quests already because of a time limit and there's nothing I hate more than an RPG with fucking time limits for sidequests. Can I continue the main story before doing this?

>>146039248
Just romance Yennefer, trust me. Her chemistry w/ Geralt is better and her love scenes are more interesting. Her path is just better, she's with you throughout the entire second half of the story as you try to find Ciri.

Also, she's Ciri's mommy.

>>146039656
Makes sense. I was thinking about it since she's there by default in the prologue. I'll give it a shot. Planning on doing a NG+ after some other games anyway. Thanks.

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>mfw still no 1.22 patch for consoles

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>mfw trying to decide to take ciri to vizima or not

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>>146040586
>playing on consoles

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>>146040442
Good. Don't deny Ciri the milk from those godly, cute little breasts.

>>146041509
Read the faggot, book

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>>146041509

>>146041592
Fuck the reddit, bead

I regret picking Yen

>>146041718
What did you say to me!?

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Just dug up my kindle, time to read the Witcher books finally I guess

>>146043320
you dont sound excited

>>146043528
It's the mutations. They say they dull a witcher's emotions.

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Who's the best character and why is it Zoltan?

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>First chapter of Witcher ever is (presumably) Yen and Geralt fucking

neat

>>146040586
yeah arms floating errywhere. we need that patch