Monk Edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx (embed) (embed)
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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Previously on /xivg/!
>>145854785
xth for Vjera
m e g u b p
cats
Reminder to keep reporting Femboy's posts. Half of them are gone already.
I LOVE female highlanders.
Fuck off pedophiles.
>>145882407
>I never played XI, but people probably sexualized tarus too.
and I am sure they got the same treatment too.
xth for posting in this thread
>>145882363
>>145882557
Nope.
>>145882572
What did I say about staying in the other thread?
>>145882572
How deep is she? Can she fit a horsecock?
Raen and Lalafell being aggressively cute!
This bitch is hot.
>>145882439
thats because they are the best
>Join a treasure map party
>FFA, getting lots of gold.
>Suddenly two of the members stop following us.
>"Gold Saucer GATE is up, brb"
I got so goddamn triggered, omg. This is worse than "brb smoke"
So I just got my first character to 60, what what be the fastest way of getting my ilvl up?
>>145882769
C U T E
U
T
E
>>145882783
Just look at some of your childporn while you wait you disgusting excuse for a human being.
Is it Keer-a-toe Tia or Kuh-ree-toe Tia?
>want to grind out gathering collectibles again
>can't find anything that isn't a year old
I guess that department hasn't really changed huh? I woulda thought that there would be something new with the patch.
>>145882603
I want to Breed this c@!!
Kirito Tia bp
>>145883016
>Implying it should even be considered human.
I'm offended.
>>145883150
He's pure, cease this idiot
>>145883136
It's pronounced forst meem
16personalities com
Let's take a test /xivg/
INTP-A
>>145883498
FUCK-U
>>145883440
It's more of a satirical moniker than a meme.
>>145883590
It is absolutely a meme at this point. A tired, dead, forced meme.
>>145883727
Blame those who name drop, not me. You did this to yourselves.
>>145883498
last time i did this i go "the debater" or some shit
>>145883797
Hey squid wanna 'bate with me some time?
>>145883136
It's a weeaboo name. You can easily figure out the correct pronunciation.
>>145883498
fuck off
>>145883498
xth for cute tanks
>tfw you slammed naka before it was cool
>>145884194
>>145883797
>>145883498
>The only people to respond seriously are people who don't talk about the game at all
wow how surprising
>>145884261
but is futa gay
>>145883867
sure
>>145884231
slammed.. hmm.. that's a funny word......
>>145884261
>at all
blow me nerd
>>145883498
ISFP, but I don't know how much I agree.
Is there a Balmung FC, how can i get invited?
>>145883498
>>145884261
But I talk about the game. :^)
>>145884508
/tell Kirito Tia
>Tfw no hung Au Ra and catboy to tag team you
>Kirito Bussytamer here
>>145884508
send a tell to Moni Sielski to join DRAKN
>ARF gives 150 esos and no gear, takes ~10 minutes longer to run than Neverfractal
>Neverfractal give 30 esos and i160 gear, assuming it'll drop for your job
just fucking kill me, why did yoship nerf the tomestone rewards for neverreap and fractal
Who CowboyCucks here?
>>145884194
>LOGICIAN (INTP-T)
doubt.jpg
Gonna do a fantasia again, plus got a face for an idea.
But just want to get opinions on what race would be close enough for this.
I already have so much to do; let's keep this thread clean, alright?
>>145885098
post butt/pits/panties forreasons, be quick
>Kirito Bussyslammer here
>>145882783
Why the heck would they want to tele back just for a gate....
0/10 not worth the effort
xth for finding fresh new bp
>>145885098
Show me some cleavage!
does this mexican elezen looks good?
>>145883498
>tfw same type as squid
>>145885289
That eye colour looks creepy. Pick something normal or pick something vibrant.
xth for some nobody's nameday
>>145883498
>>145885098
This board is filthy! Let's clean it up! This post is brought to you by Dial Soap.
>>145885181http://imgur.com/a/GqFbSThat'll be 50 gil or a slice of bread.
>>145885283
Can I seriously just get back to work.
>>145882783
Well you kno-
brb smoke
>>145885956
Post pits, too.
>>145882783
I say
>brb, going for a tab
>>145885289
Go with an eye color that isn't so bright.
>>145885289
darkish green would look better
>>145883498
>>145886046
>>145885956thanksI don't see any dirty-faced lizard in uldah
>>145885956
Just get naked already. Then we will let you get back work. Promise.
>>145882363
ey
>>145886275Can I clean them?
>>145886297
I'm not playing at the moment. About to run an errand, grab lunch, then likely NEET the day away for some leveling.
>>145886331
No. I need food.
>>145883498
>>145885289
I prefer face 3 or 4.
>>145886519
Oh...Guess I'll just use those without payment
>>145885956
I'll get you more than a few gil, how about a roof above your head?
Holy shit this party's getting crazy
Do I just keep spamming the latest HW dungeon if I want to level a DPS past 51?
>>145886859
What a bunch of virgin losers
>people who aren't intj
anyways does anyone wanna do anything fun on balmung
>>145886519
Maids need to work for their food. So stop disobeying and get naked!
>>145886860
That or fates. And do your weeklys.
>>145887239
ill do a roulette, sleek crush
>>145885012
That hat and the cowboy mch/brd outfit is the best glamour in this patch.
Which of these two guns is better?
Nidhogg gun has the higher stat weight, but that's going by BRD stat weights where SkS is favored more heavily.
They have the same WD. Which would be better? I have both.
>>145886980
Yep
>>145885012
It's high poon
>>145887495
W H O C A R E S
>>145885093
None, maybe on BDO, here you won't do anything that looks like that.
>>145883498
Extrovert master race
>>145887239
depends, are you actually good at the game
>>145887495
just get the midas weapon
>>145887239
>INFP
Also known as the classic fuccboi
#catboysruineverything
>>145887239
i'm not allowed to have fun my ilevel isn't high enough
>>145887905
sounds gay if its not what i got so go away lame
>>145887852
nah dude i'm definitely not the best mch you'll ever group with no sir
already got a full expert group tho bye
>>145887987
maybe if you had crafted gear :^)
>>145887495
Torrent is better. MCH's SkS weight isn't enough to put the Horde gun over it.
>>145887661
Right, fuck game discussion, more kit kats dabs, boring asses and discord drama please.
>>145888176
if only i knew someone who was rich forever who could help me...................
>tfw still can't decide on a class
why do i even live as such indecisive fag.
>>145888197
How about swimsuits?
>>145888727
You don't have to pick just one, anon.
>>145883498
INTJ
Finally took the jump and transferred to balmung
Well, time to see if the memes were true...
>>145888727
Well what do you like? Want to heal? Tank? DPS?
>>145885093
bump
>>145888873
Which memes in particular?
>>145888873
Message Megumi Megu if you want to fuck.
>>145883498
>>145887661
Megu is sooo cute. Squidward's so lucky..
>>145888971
The ones where people do RP and actually have fun and talk without people complaining that they're talking
>>145885093
at best a midlander?
>>145888952
Who that?
Also probably unfortunately miqote, might be able to pull it off with midlander but I fucking doubt it.
>>145884738
Why is this person never online when you guys tell me to tell them?
>>145884991
Alright, I'll try to tell you again when you're out of duty.
>>145888727
PLD for comfy tanking
DRK or WAR for more engaging or braindead tanking
WHM for big dick heals/solo healing
SCH for making the whms job easier
AST for 4 man funsies
DRG for solid and support dps
NIN for support boners
MNK for pure DPS
BLM for big numbers
SMN for DoT boners
BRD for button mashing ranged support boners
MCH for no button mashing ranged support boners
>>145888981
I'm sure they don't want to be harassed.
You have no idea what me/my character are, or what they're into, and there's every chance we'd be totally incompatible!
>>145883498
infp!
>>145885093
I think there's a midlander face that's quite similar to the girl in your picture if you play around with it enough.
>>145884508
Have fun on Balmung!
>>145888768
How about some nude Karnas in imgur......
>>145889295
Thanks! You have fun wherever you are too!
>>145883498
>ISTJ
>>145889295
i wish i made you kill yourself
>>145883498
ISTJ-T master race
tfw you log on to find that vjamal hacked you
/owg/ here,please take marsy back
>>145889295
so purdy
>>145889506
I want Marsy back!
>>145888841
Don't i have to "main" one though?
>>145888934
Tanks attract me with "don't need to wait 30 minutes to get into dungeon" and drk i saw looks cool.
I guess i'd go with dps but long queues discourage me, monks look nice but im not sure about "lose your stacks, might as well kill yourself", also heard black mages good but know nothing about them.
But then again maybe just rush to hw and get a drk...
>>145889421
>>145889506
i want marsy back
>>145889636
>main
Well when you play around with the different classes long enough you'll develop a favorite. That would be considered your "main".
>>145889636
>>145888727
I can't either and look what happened
This may just happen to you!
>>145888297
just wait til my crafter pal is back and i'll decide if i feel like spending that much gil
>>145889636
NIN is a safe DPS role if you want DPS, and the queues aren't really horrible, you'll get used to it. Later on they get much shorter. DRK is good but can be overwhelming as a first tank class.
>>145887495
The Torrent Musketoon is better than the Horde Handgonne since skill speed doesn't weigh as heavily on MCH as it does on BRD. You get more bang for your buck from determination, not to mention that you can upgrade the lore gun with a gobdip when you get one.
>>145889465
>shirou's withdrawal symptoms kick in, he gets a split personality and he creates all these LS behind his own back to give him hope
are you ok
>>145889645
>>145889582
why would you want the biggest cancer of the genral back
>>145889407
Nicest girl on Balmung is who she is.
Yes hello this is Natsu's maid service.
What do you need cleaned?
>>145889802
Holy fucking shit an alchemist spec
>>145889946
bfposting was cute
tributes were cool and passionate
>>145890043
My penis
>>145883498
INFP-T. Kind've fitting since I like to main the healers.
>>145887239
Hey, just wanted to say sorry for leaving the group suddenly, power turned off because of thunderstorm
>>145889407
I'm on Balmung too, actually! But I generally keep to myself so I'm more of a hermit.
>>145889421
I'm sorry!Chances are I'll be gone within a few years but if and when that happens it's not going to be because of anyone but myself, it isn't fair to put the blame for something like that on other people. I'm sorry for being a bother!
>>145889636
As >>145889710 you're likely to find a class that you enjoy more than others down the road after you've gotten enough of them to 60. It's not hard to keep alt classes geared up either so you can always switch to a different "main" if you change your mind! It's all about having fun.
>>145890058
do you want fibers anonkun
>>145890043
You can start with your dirty mind!
>>145890043
What this guys said >>145890071
>>145890043
wish you stopped being here 20 hours a day
>>145889382
Sorry, I am at work so these are all saved from another thread I am afraid. Maybe I will find a nice pose tonight.
Home in like 7-8 hours. Airport waits are so dull.
Have I missed any cool xiv memes in the past week?
>>145886401
You have beautiful hands.
>>145889926
i think i'm starting to break...
>>145890105
u coming back or did u straight up lose power 4ever
jc before we fuck u out of ur bonus
>>145890301
bunny ears a qt
>>145890301
stay cute!
>>145890071
>>145890185
Uhm... are you perhaps not looking for a courtesan?
>>145890159
I have no impure thoughts, Missy!
>>145890136
Make it a few weeks.
Vic.
Post butt.
This is your final warning.
>>145890356
I can take half of your paycheck as a temporary measure
Why is he such a faggot?
>>145890393
You asked if I need something cleaned. I do.
Now get to work.
>>145890136
I hope this apologetic bit is a farce..
>>145890472
I don't know the context but I approve of this message
The vic butt is LONG overdue to be posted
>>145889946
Marsy was cute as fuck and was actually nice when you talked to them ingame
>>145882306
Hi, Vjera here.
>>145890338
the only meme i see is doing wood man so late
>>145890393
>
Sure thing, maidslut
>>145890534
nah that's meria she'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt
>>145883498
>MEDIATOR PERSONALITY (INFP, -A/-T)
>Mediator personalities are true idealists, always looking for the hint of good in even the worst of people and events, searching for ways to make things better.
>Being a part of the Diplomat Role group, Mediators are guided by their principles, rather than by logic (Analysts), excitement (Explorers), or practicality (Sentinels).
>Fantasy worlds in particular fascinate Mediators, more than any other personality type.
Hey, I like this.
>>145890362
I'm from Florida, so it will be a while, go ahead and finish, if you are up for more later, I'll be on tonight
>>145890631
Yeah, I don't like it. I wish she would Hulk the fuck out every now and then.
>>145890043
cringe hour again?
>>145890472
no... my paychecks only go to my mistress vjerabe
>>145890602
Metal Man > Woodman > Airman > Whateverman
>>145890058
like everyone is an alch specialist now dumbass
>Get into a5s last night
>get into a group that was nice enough to teach me the fight from the ground up
>clear it
>check parser
>I was at 1.1k dps as monk with a ninja and a machinist in the group
Can I have some tips on how to get my numbers higher? Is it possible to keep GL3 through boosts like in a5n, or should I be popping TK?
>>145890784
I have softer feet.
They're not nigga feet either
>>145890338
Everyone thinks you're dead.
>>145890393
You interested in butt stuff for the right amount of gil?
>>145890602
Gotta do Quick Man first to prove yourself. Though I usually start with Air Man personally for my own tradition.
I want to tie a catboy up and do all sorts of weird things to him.
>>145891082
Including keep him locked in chastity for weeks on end~
>>145889636
The DPS queues aren't too bad for me. MNK has less trouble with stacks now due to tools like form shift and tornado kick. BLM might need more knowledge of a fight to put out good numbers since it relies on being a turret for as long as you possibly can muster it.
Tank is nice also, idk anything about DRK but I have fun when I play WAR most of the time.
>tfw you're annoying
You'll never know just how it feels.
;_;
>>145891082
things likethrowing them in the trash where they belong?
>>145890931
well alright i'm interested!
tell me more
what about qt aura?
>>145890570
I doubt that.
>>145888768
game discussion is good but I will also take swimsuits
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS THE BUSSY????
>>145891234
So long as they're not slutting around like hungry cats...
>>145891289
Near the bench.
>>145891289
You're sitting on it faggot.
>>145891234
Why not post one then?
>>145891289
hello?
>>145890472
Butt why
>>145891154
kys you annoying piece of shit
/terag/ tier threads
>>145890472
>>145891416
Post it or the world will know.
My hands are tied.
>>145891394
old bussy
beaten and busted
im looking for the new bussy
>>145889636
as a BLM main, i can tell you that the class is very finicky and relies mostly on your knowledge of fights as opposed to any complex rotation knowledge
if you're prepared to hate moving ever, then go for that, but there are other, more fun classes you can play, since BLM has a similar issue to MNK
>>145891082
>can't stroke a catboy's tail, pinch his nipples, rub his ears, AND stroke his feminine dick at the same time
I don't want to share.
>>145891570
>feminine dick
This fucking meme.
>>145891252
We go through this every time.
>>145891530
that's the king bussy though
>>145891515
Know what?
>>145891530
>>145891384
here's another one
I want to lock a catboy in a freezer. :]
>>145891680
old bussy long past it's prime
no longer wanted
>>145891748
begone
>>145891748
give me the bu$
Anyone on Balmung wanna do main scenario roulette, or maybe a few Vault runs?
>move to balmung
>say hi to first person who you think you recognise from /vg/
>they say they don't know what youre talking about
>wellll time to wait out the transfer wait and go back to my old server.
>>145891791
>>145891384
Still don't see one.
>>145891902
Why? They're already as from hot as it gets.
>>145890935
I have a sunburned face but otherwise alive. ETA for getting home is like 11:15pm CST.
>>145892020
two bussies together is very dangerous
>>145892015
n0
>>145892020
You ARE the bus
Is this any good? really like the shirt
>>145891154
You're not annoying
>>145890345
ill take that over feet desu
>>145892029
who is this
>>145892074
Now, now, if that's true, don't go back to your old server.
I'll keep you company :3
>>145883498
ISFP
>>145892110
rude. why dont you post one then
i showed a 16 years old kid his naked female character, is the naked mod against the ToS? what can i do to defend myself if somehow he reports me?
I want to tie a catboy up and execute them. :]
>Been doing dungeons and roulettes with capped eso's for the past 3 days.
It's not even worth the time to cash some of them in these shits are literally worthless.
>>145892161
I'm not a fan of the boots.
>>145892207
bored and lonely machinist looking for leveling buddies
>>145892161
Uraeus coat best at slutty x coolJust wear what you fucking want you faggot
>players with the maid clothing on EU server
I am so angry.
Can I be a bp?
>>145892202
looking for boyfriend with beautiful irl hands on balmung pst
>>145892029
I would but I'm only 56
>>145892202
spooder cooter
>>145892287
>showing nudity to a underage kid
Enjoy the v&.
>>145892161
Check out the expeditioner's shorts if you want more options.
>>145892335
name
>>145892418
post picture and we'll see
>>145892202
If your feet are as nice as your hands I understand what all the fuss is about.
>>145892210
Maybe later... I'm gonna eat now
>>145892418
you need to be a female (male)
>>145892536
Rejected again.
;_;
>>145892443
That's fine, I just wanna do some dungeons, doesn't matter which one. What job?
>>145892497
Kiki Morgenstern
>>145892274
Can't make a qt au ra to save my life. My last attempt I feel fell flat, still. Doesn't stop me from not finding yours cute.
>>145892287
It's against the ToS yes. If you left behind game chat logs, nothing. If you're out of the shot, it's doubtful they can prove it's you.
>>145892350
That coat is very 2.4
>>145892635
hang out with THIS
*unzips friendship*
>>145892649
DRG.We can be piercing buddies.
>>145892142
just hand it over before its too late
>>145892159
why wasnt i informed
>>145892635
shut up and hold my hand
>>145892161
have you tried it without wearing any pants at all?
>>145892635
I said later!
>>145890734
I got that too. Not entirely correct in my case, but mostly correct. About as good as these things can get.
>>145892662
cant please everyone. I like short haired red heads. i've been told she might look cuter as a miqote, but I'm not so sure.
>>145892649
>Kiki Morgenstern
Wasn't your name buttripper or something like that?
>>145892721
>unzips
>not UNCHAINS
You got some weak friendship there brotha.
:3
Hello friends
the general state of duty finder is getting me really depressed and I think it might just be limiting the general enjoyment of this game, especially since it's impossible to have friends to do EVERY piece of content with
I don't understand how this can happen, I never recall it being this bad in wow, but the percentage of people that have no idea how their job works is quite frankly worrying and making me somewhat depressed.
Am I "elitist" for expecting my 60 roulettes to go faster than 45 minutes? The people in DF seem to be telling me that. I'm not sure if I even want to be playing this game if this is the case. I got told earlier to -literally- "suck a cock faggot" for suggesting a healer try to be useful instead of jumping on the spot doing nothing when the tank is full hp.
sorry for blog but I'm a bit drunk and really sad
>>145892781
Why not wear pants..?
>>145892074
Were you at the bench just now
>>145892843
ugly fish fins
>>145892853
no i think it was fartripper
tfw no 156cm cute swedish girlfriend
>>145892858
the chains are for you
>>145892874
>since it's impossible to have friends to do EVERY piece of content with
Yeah, if you're a fucking loser LOL
>>145892662
shit godd amnit
>>145892929
I think I wound up changing this one, but I always thought this one was cute.
>>145892758
Hand-holding is lewd, though...
;_;
>>145892792
Alright then. I'll be waiting, future friend.
:3you're probably going to hate me though
>>145892732
queue popped
>>145892741
you can't have it
>>145892980
Oh, I'm thinking of someone else then. Sorry.
>>145892956
Nah, I remember it phonetically
>>145892909
Yeah
>>145892843
I'll give you that one, I like it more. The previous one looks off because of the hair.
>>145893138
So much for that.
>luminous fibers at 500k each
>every chest piece still at 3.8mil
What the fuck leviathan? What's with this circlejerk on the MB.
>>145893085
We'll get along fine!
Raika...
>>145893085
Kiss, quit shitposting.
>>145893085
tfw the time i approached you for friendship, you just told me to fuck off
I'm not good at butt pics, I don't know why you would want this.
*cracks glass and sounds the alarm*
BUSSY ALERT
>>145893494
*pulls a lever to release the hounds*
the hunt is on.............
>>145893459
{Soon}
>>145893471
I've never told anyone to fuck off though.
I've gotten shy and said stupid things like my catchphrases or whatever and ran off but I've never done anything so rude.
>>145893225
Forgot I was in queue. orz
>>145893479
who is this cute cat butt
>>145893479
10/10 buss
wud play chess on
>>145893479
See, you need to be chained to a bed and repeatedly not fucked
I dunno about the swimwear here, I finally bought a Moonfaire Halter and dyed it to match the bottom. But something that makes the shoulders off-putting.
So option 1?
>finally get a good nidhogg clear group in PF
>last phase on first pull, getting to towers flawlessly every time
>90k
>frantically try to log back in
>error 10105
>restart game
>kicked
>>145893479
IS THIS THE VIC???
>>145883498
Where's the one that's "I'm not such a self absorbed bitch to care what personality type I am"
>>145893563
>>145893494
Bussy Spotted In Ul'dah Markets, I repeat, we have confirmation of bussy activity in Ul'dah. All hands on deck.
>>145893581
ha! so you can speak normally too!
>>145893670
>>145893760
Sorry friend, I forgot my picture.
:3
>>145893670
Or option 2?
>when you get a group of all lalafell
>>145893756
*climbs the watchtower and lights the fires to call for aid* the kingdoms of man will not fall on this day...
>>145893868
the skin and eyes make your character unsalvageable imo.
>>145893868
>>145893670
Option 3: change that hair, you look awful.
>>145893756
>>145893943
It's something about the lighting at certain places that fuck with face.
>>145893971
No.
>>145893830
are you having fun with 3.3?
haha dude bussy
>FC clique gets a house and everyone in the inner circle goes their now rather than the FC house.
>>145893670
Its on all girls that way but elezen have it the worst because the shoulders are longer their idle stance is stiff. Something that shows off the shoulders like option 2 will always better for elezens imo
>>145894119
I've barely touched any of the new content, but yeah, I'm actually having a lot more fun than I thought I would.
How about you, anonymous?
:3
>>145894137
WE HAVE A DOWNER!!¡!!!!!!!!
>>145893670
>>145893868
penis says option 1
>>145894214
ugly
Remember that quote of the guy saying people that act retarded for fun will wind up surrounded by actual retards that thought they were serious
I think that already happened here.
Why is raid finder so fucking useless?
>>145894226
Is that a reference to that upcoming game?
It looks p cool
>>145893868
>>145893670
That skin colour is completely incompatible with swimsuits.
>>145894286
Remember the person behind this post? *kills him* now nobody will.
>>145894315
Because NA requires statics to do anything above WCoM level of difficulty. Raid finder only works on JP.
>>145894214
i've been doing more dumb side stuff like my sightseeing log and hunts than actually doing much of the patch, but the parts i have done are pretty cool.
im glad you're having fun. think it'll last the whole summer for you?
Since I got a personal house I am not sure what to plant in my garden which I can sell for a good price on the mb. Does anyone know any gardening items which are good to sell?
>>145894337
Don't say that, my skin colour is close to that...
i wish i could erase some of my memories
>>145890043
Wish that you would get a job and stop posting every minute of every day. Dont you have someone to stalk?
>>145893479
The Vic blackmailed and exposed...........more pls
>>145894315
NA players are too stupid.
>>145894584
I want to experience Ravana for the first time as well anon
>>145894337
What's wrong with blueberry? Or you're just a feg?
>>145894197
Yeah, that's what I thought. 900k down the drain, hopefully I'll have a full buyback on the MB.
>>145894437
I still need to do sightseeing logs and such..
And yeah it'll definitely last me through the summer, I've made some great new friends that are keeping me interested.
:3
>>145894568
yo who is this and how do i EB this c@
Your secret is safe for another day. Co-operate in the future too and there will be no problems.
>>145894634
>>145894431
It's not really a matter of people sucking, it's not starting at all.
>>145894764
>vagueposting
>>145894764
thanks, will dofaggot
So if pulling a catboy's tail gives him an erection, what happens if you pull a lizard's?
>>145894739
Caryn Yui, Tonberry
You can ask me if you want more pics, I'll sell you them ingame
>>145894708
Swimsuits and cavedweller skin colors are an odd match-up. You're probably better off with darker colors for swimsuits if you insist on it imo. Also longer hair might suit your shoulders better, since elezen also has a neck problem to hide.
>>145894708
>900k
Im on Jenova and ours is like 700k HQ,which is a feat considering we are known for outrageous mb prices
>>145895007
They get angry! Because not sluts!
>>145894729
you should do it sometime. do it with a friend that hasnt done it maybe.
i actually find it surprisingly relaxing. its like leveling fishing, you think to yourself "wow this is boring" and the next time you realize what's happening you're already max level.
really glad that you made some friends that help you have fun in the game. it looked like you were having a miserable time before you quit but im glad thats over with.
stay safe and remember to hug your nearest friend to show that you appreciate them!
>>145895007
Pez come out.
How can I ERP MM
>eb says they might fanta into c@boi
what do i do xivg
>>145895125
ask
>>145894824
NA wise people who want to do savage already have their statics set up, they aren't going to pug for shit and make themselves go through bad comps and most likely shit players just because its a new system.
Raid finder will only be useful on JP, it won't be on NA ever.
>>145895007
you hurt your hand because of the coarse scales covering it
>>145895020
Hi Hatsoon Mike
>>145894764
this is spoopy
>>145895171
you fanta in a c@ boi too
our golden lord
>>145895171
anull and look elsewhere
>>145895171
Get ready for tonnes of slutty furry sex. Cus if you don't satisfy him he'll leave you!
>>145895082
I got addicted to fishing for a little while, it was super nice. I was so addicted that I didn't even want to run content with my friend.
I only got it to level 26 though. If I wasn't so poor I'd buy some equipment and try it out again. But alas, I'm terrible with moneyingame and irl
:3
>>145895252
hmm but that'd be pretty gay desu
>>145894624
I don't even know what I was blackmailed with. I have little dirt and it's all in the open.
>>145895007
Let's not find out.
>>145895020
>Tonberry
dropped.
Besides, how do you expect me to pay for them when we are not on the same server?
>>145895325
>tonnes
With every single post you make you get worse and worse.
i dont like toothpaste lizard anymore
>Started about 2 months ago
>First time in the stone vigil last night
>Scholar, tank is a DRK, DPS are SMN and MNK
>Let the group know it was my first run, but I read about the encounter
>Tank takes it slow at first, then ramps up the pulls when he sees I can handle the damage
>Find time to DPS on some of the pulls, others I am healing the whole time
>First two bosses are not a problem, only time it got hairy was when the second one got turned around because the MNK pulled aggro, and the dragon used the breath attack on the DPS and I
>A couple succours to bring us back up then topped us off single target
>Get to the last boss
>Able to lay more DOT's down this time, heal moderately
>Dragon starts to lay down the AoE ice patches, all over the place
>Between that and the swooping attack, everyone is starting to take damage, still healing
>MNK is not avoiding the ice patches to keep DPS'ing
>Tank is trying to maneuver the boss around to clear ground
>Boss is down to ~20% health, I'm at 10% mana
>Tank and MNK don't dodge the swoop attack, SMN and I take damage from ice on floor to get out of the way, fairy is killed by the swoop
>Tank is at 30% health, SMN ~40%, I'm at 60%, MNK has 40 health
>Fuck it, pop the LB, tops everyone's health off
>Use hi-Ether, resummon fairy with swiftcast, shield everyone, aetherflow comes up and I pop it
>Finish the boss in short order
>Get an upgrade for my book to drop
>Just as we are leaving, MNK types in group chat
>"You know, you're supposed to let the melee DPS use the LB on the boss for a quicker run if there's only one boss."
>Leaves the instance before I can respond
Jesus, that shit is irritating. I'm sorry you didn't get to use your anime finisher, but you didn't dodge the spike of extremely avoidable damage and were left with double digit health. The LB topped everyone off, and we were able to finish the run with no deaths. I supposed they'd rather wipe and then kick me for not healing their avoidable damage.
>>145895061
Actually the short hair is a by-design choice, but so far there are some necklaces that cover up that problem nicely.
>>145895065
Sheesh, I must be in the wrong server then. lol
>>145895429
Sounds like it was just a ruse to get a butt pic
But now that you've done it, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Does anyone like miqoted...
>>145895462
What why?
>>145895493
See above
>>145895431
I'll give you a free 12 piece bucket if you let me find out.
>>145895612
only ones that invite me to shitposting parties.....
>>145895007
You give them a raging idea.
>>145895341
>Can't afford level 26 fishing equipment
Just how poor are you?
>>145895619
Stop forcing yourself so goddamn hard.
>>145895619
Were you on the balmung bench like 30 mins ago or was I imagining stuff
>>145895612
Literally noone!
>>145895725
I had literally 20k earlier this morning.
I'm up a bit since then though, but I still want to save up.
Hi res texture pack fucking when
>>145895612
I only like moonies
>>145895325
>having sex with c@boys
this is heretical
>>145895612
>miqoted
Is that like Ted Cruz with cat ears?
>>145895612
No I like lizards more.
Cats are dumb and smelly.
>>145895007
Both genders lose all their clothes.
>>145895528
>by-design choice
Then stick to whatever design that was because the swimsuits do not fit whatever you had in mind.
>>145895810
Never.
>>145895612
Can I cum in your c@pits?
>>145895808
What the h*ck??????? How??? Do your challenge log or something.
>>145895808
woop forgot me pic
>>145895750
I'm not gonna lie.
I wasn't not never not on the bench in balmung.
>>145895858
They're all sluts. I wouldn't touch one, but if they're eb'd, better keep them well bred so they don't go wandering off to get sexually satisfied!
>>145895917
>both genders
watch out au ra boys I'm on the prowl
>>145895524
> tfw 99% of players believe LB's are reserved exclusively for melee coup de graces.
You did good, bro.
>no straight females in xivg
>>145896073
Not if I pull your tail first.
>tfw i never found anyone to healslut for and now that im level 60 its too late
life is suffering
>>145895549
It was, and I knowingly complied because I was bored.
>>145895007
>pulling a catboy's tail gives him an erection
I thought it was completely the opposite ~
>>145895524
Yeah it's dumb. You'll get into the habit of letting people who want to take avoidable damage sit at low hp once you're more comfortable with things.
>>145896020
>I was noot not never
>Triple negative
>>145895524
>sch
>I'm at 10% mana
>>145896006
I spent a lot of money on pld gear since I didn't have enough poetics to get ironworks crapand yes I know I should be saving poe for relic stuff but whatever.
I've also spent a lot of money on miner and weaver recently.. and I spend way too much trying to find cute glamours.
But yeah, I'll do some challenge log stuff eventually.
;_;
>>145896236
>your characters folder is named 'healslut'
>noone treats you like one
The feel is real
>>145883498
>>145896150
>tfw 99% of players use the LB to finish shit off and waste a large chunk of damage instead of using it the moment it's available so the gauge can rebuild
fuck 'em, tanks and healers can use them then.
>>145895524
Yeah melee DPS get real mad if you don't let them hold onto LB all dungeon to fucking use it on the boss at 1% HP
>>145896341
>tfw leveld WVR to 60 first to avoid the clothing problem
>3.3 is literally WVR editiion
Feels good man. Sell Ramie for easy money
>>145896490
>be dps
>don't even use the LB in dungeons unless it's an emergency and everyone else is dead/boss needs to die immediately
>>145896431
>not having the ranged classes LB the trash pull to make trash die faster.
Fuck tank and healer LBs, rather have aoes on trash.
Describe the following in 3 words or less.
Female Midlander
Female Highlander
Female Duskwight
Female Wildwood
Female Sun Seeker
Female Moon Keeper
Female Hellsguard
Female Sea Wolf
Female Plainsfolk
Female Dunesfolk
Female Raen
Female Xaela
Male Midlander
Male Highlander
Male Duskwight
Male Wildwood
Male Sun Seeker
Male Moon Keeper
Male Hellsguard
Male Sea Wolf
Male Plainsfolk
Male Dunesfolk
Male Raen
Male Xaela
>>145896327
There was an extra not, quadruple!
>>145896424
You seem pretty good at being a straight up cunt in person.
>>145896605
Thanks for the tip, pal.
:3
>>145896213
I don't have a tail I'm a femalemidlander
>>145896186
cg
briah
f'telor
meria
me
>>145896431
The only time I really like to hold onto an LB for the last boss is Haukke Manor, if the group doesn't have great AoE DPS. Hold onto the LB for the ranged DPS to use it when all the adds come up at 25% health.
>>145896405
i just want someone to treat me like a healslut but now its impossible ;_;
>>145896702Was it you or not... I wanted to make you get hte toothpaste off my face
>>145896605
>tfw leveled mining to 60
>3.0 MIN edition
>nothing is valuable anymore
>>145896702
Two separate sentences, so no.
>>145896186
Is bi okay?
>>145896341
>I spent a lot of money on pld gear since I didn't have enough poetics to get ironworks crap
Why though? You could've just done FATEs till 51 in the AF2 set and then farmed the tank stuff from dusk vigil as a healer or something.
>I've also spent a lot of money on miner and weaver recently..
Ah yeah, crafting is a huge gil sink. Did you get good miner levels? Maybe you can earn some money from that.
>and I spend way too much trying to find cute glamours.
THIS IS ACCEPTABLE
>>145896818
Don't forget Kirito Tia
>>145895171
Do they fuck?
Give them my number.
>>145896828
yes hi hello
it's me your friendly neighborhood person in search of a healslut
things just haven't been the same since i lost mine all those years ago...
>>145896186
There are.
>>145896878
Yup. Even lesbian. Is it strange to want to converse with females and be a straight guy?
>>145896847
Yeah, I'll be around later.
>>145896853
Well if you say so...
>>145896892
A) I'm retarded. ;_;
B) I spent money on shitty melds for miner, I'm already level 60 on it. I've been making a bit of money here and there with it.
C) YES :3
>>145896679
female moon keeper: inferior cat type
>>145895940
So basically just go something like black or dark shade of blue on the swimsuit?
>>145896818
Let's make it look like you have one;)
>>145896828
/Hug
>>145897018
that or just generally dark colors, like wine red? I'm no expert, just feel like it might look better.
>>145896853
Get to lv 60 BTN. Maybe fishing too since Pter. Leather is still pretty valuable. But i know BTN are getting some gil right now
Who are some cats on Balmung that don't outwardly admit that they're sluts but you know that they're a freak in bed?
>>145896679
>Female Wildwood
If Tank; Wife
>>145896878
nope.
not interested in closet lesbians.
>>145896985
low test
>>145882783
One I received recently was
>brb shmokinabowl
>>145897183
I wouldn't mind finding a few of them
>>145896825
i will unabashedly use the ranged/caster LB on those adds every time, most melee just wait until she's at 5% anyways, or LB the stoneskin for 0 damage.
>>145896661
i mean, the joke is that tank LBs are an absolute waste 99% of the time. but fuck you for holding LB3 until ifrit's at 5%, i'm gonna watch the land walker animation. :^)
How much should I expect to pay for a small house on Balmung? I really want to use my gil for RMT purposes, but I haven't had much luck finding buyers after 3.3, and I'm sitting on a good amount of gil with nothing to spend it on.
>>145896335
Still leveling, on level for the dungeons that I'm doing. Hoping that gear will make the difference, between piety for more mana and mind for more efficient heals. I've gotten into the habit on bosses to go in with 3 stacks of aetherflow and aetherflow ready to pop again, and keeping my mana ~60% so I have excess to burn in emergencies, but on that run the MNK and DRK were just taking so much damage I was healing/shielding non-stop to keep them over 50%.
>>145897183
Noriko Makoto
>>145897127
/hug
honk
>>145897183
pst Seto To
>>145897336
Can confirm
>>145895712
Who are you
>>145896001
Why would you want to...
>>145895065
>known for outrageous MB prices
>>145897501
Come back with coordinated shitposting or don't come back at all.
>>145897501
you should know who I am....
>>145897361
Johnny Bravogdaeyn?
>>145897183
Noriko
B'nhaka
Kuus
>>145897160
Bottoms are Dalamund Red by default and can't be changed, but there's also the blue and black ones can see if I can get the Halter to match on color.
nori is pure
>>145897183
Noriko, Vic.
>>145896828
If it's some cock you're looking for, we can work out a "deal"...
>>145897183
Kirito Tia
>>145897183
A.K...
Kirito Tia is pure
>>145897825
>ywn acquire a suit of your own and go on raids together spreading word of delicious deals
>>145897183
That rmt whore.
>>145896793
>>145898163
rmtc@ is pure
Please assist. I can't do Dragon maps with this active.
>>145898031
>Nipple
Akryn you slut
What would you like me to cook today?Still working on that grilled sweetfish order if that person in this thread.
>>145898343
are you a fucking idiot
you can literally see a landmark in the bottom left of your map
take a good hard look at the map and try to find a bridge
>>145897667
>Noriko
yes
>B'nhaka
i don't think so
>Kuus
very much yes
>>145897183
noriko
shanoa
spider
Jaiby kun switch to flames please.....
>>145898343
22x24 easy.
>>145898448
Then need some photos of Noriko then...
For research.
Who is the purest moonie?
>>145898374
>what would you like me to cook today?
>still haven't finished a previous order
Apply yourself
>>145898448
>>145897667
>Kuus
>Secretly lewd and freaky
He openly posts about cock potions and meowgic.
>>145898572
All cats a slut!
>>145898585
I got distracted and cooked a ton of baked pipira pira and seafood stew, I also still need to fish for the 495 grilled sweetfish!
>>145898572
My butt
>jose is back yet again
post pics of kuus
xth for lizards not on rocks
>>145898572
Someone post the chart.
>>145898347
DELETE THIS
>>145898786
>>145897621
Tell me... I don't...
>>145897593
It wouldn't be as special...
>>145898827
tyfy
>>145898897
Fuck off you fake piece of shit.
Small cute Au'Ra?
Big strong Miqo'te boy?
Sexy c@ lady?
Who do I make, help
>>145899018
>Fake
But they are right there?
>>145897183
Seto To
Unnamed Neko
>>145899164
>Big strong Miqo'te boy?
>big
>miqo'te
nigga your max height as at my male au ra's dick level
>>145899164
>Big strong Miqo'te boy?
One of these things does not/will never exist
>Log in after quite some time
>Remember the last time I had fun with this game was when everyone was playing around in the Gold Saucer
>Gold saucer is now dead
I thought this was supposed to be the place where everyone would go between updates. What the fuck are you guys doing after clearing the content? In MMOs it's usually social or PvP, but ffxiv is basically singleplayer and pvp is shit.
>>145899297
>>145899267
tough looking cute boy
>>145899164
small cute au ra is always the answer wtf
>>145899372
Is that puck?
>>145899184
>Neko
>A catYou might be right about me though.Or not~
>>145899181
get out of xivg, dad
>>145899164
Big burly roe who befriends a battle ready potato please
>>145899372
>c@boys
>tough looking
nigga you look like you'd start purring the moment i pet your head
>>145899490
nigga what part of cute do you not understand
>>145899449
Yep
What cat has the cutest, softest feet and likes to have them tickled?
>>145898954
I can't reveal it you should know by now and I shouldn't need to give you hints.....
>>145897160
Plus I got Metallic Gold coeurl bikini set, dunno if it will work but say one dark skinned c@t posing with one on.
>>145899640
>nigga what part of cute do you not understand
the miqo'te part nigga
>>145899690
Awena..
>>145899712
>tfw you want to eb this.
>>145899716
nigga
fine
cute boy who pretends to be tough
>>145899712
Fuckin saved
>>145899690
send me a tell, Seto To
>PLD uses flash on single mob
>>145899893
>DPS that are so bad that I run out of TP and have to flash.
>>145899856
nigga how about you stop being gay and make a male au ra like the rest of the straight guys
>>145899690
can you people fuck off with this shit already? are you incapable of running shit into the ground?
So many people!
>>145899864
Oh god, I knew it was going to lead into some hentai shit when I originally wanted to make an Dark Elf version Casca.
>>145900057
Miqo'te are not people.
>>145899703
Tell me or you get nothing...
What cats would be most receptive to a romantic day at the beach?
>>145899893
>not using flash to ensure you have aggro for days mainly with a BLM on party
>>145900031
niggaI'm not straightI love me some boy butt at times as well
I'll probably go with boy c@
>>145900057
I know who posted this...
>>145900017
How do you run out of tp as a pld?
>>145900148
I guess that's true. But it's still nice to just have that many people around yknow?
Makes the world feel more alive!
>>145900149
I wannaheavypet this cat!
>>145900180
good choice
>>145900180
nigga
get ready to be hatefucked
little bitch
>>145900158
Shield lob is more tps, and gives you enough time to set up a halone combo.
>>145900183
Dun duh duh!
My pc needs updating though so I had to log out for a lil bit...
>>145900376
nigga
I'll enjoy every moment of it
>>145900407
You should come back, I haven't talked to you before
What do I use red scrips for now?
>>145900478
It was a quick update apparently.
It's on, just waiting for steam to boot
>>145900564
convert them to blues, or if you mean the scrips rather than the tokens then you use them to get cups and stuff
>>145900154
Me!
>>145897228
Do not speak for me fuckface.
>>145900393
>fire IV crit on pull
Yea good luck keeping aggro with just shield lob.
Also flash is great to manage aggro when you're on sword oath, nobody ever said flash was exclusive to single target.
>Want to do money making scheme #52674
>End up just sitting around fishing.
>>145899893
>not keeping them blind so they miss more and the healer has to heal less and can DPS more
??? ??? ??????
>>145900149
ok fine I'll give you a hint....jigglypuff, I mean jiggy
>>145900689
>end up spending 100 dollars on a futanari commission from AAAninja
wow tough day nysoph you degenerate chink
>>145900615
Gently pat a nearby Roes mustache once and dance 3 times and then you shall unlock my dialogue options.
>>145900682
*exclusive to aoe.
>>145900642
So all the tokens are good for now are converting them to blues and using those to buy the old red scrip gear at cheaper prices?
Post cute boys
>>145898547
Stay away unless you want to die
hi if anyone on balmung wants an owlet trade me i'm at the same spot i always am when i'm in uldah and i'm not doing anything so if i don't respond immediately i'm probably tabbed out sry
>>145900409
nigga
you better enjoy it. i plan on doing it the whole night until you cant think straight anymore. when im done with you, you'll be nice and obedient
>>145900564
upgrading your pizza cutter
tokens can be converted to blue tokens at a 1 red to 4 blue rate and costs of the old red scrip gear are much lower
actual red scrips are used to buy goblin cups or goblin dice which can be used for stuff and upgrading i180 blue gear to i200
like the pizza cutter
>>145900149
catsluts get nothing anyway
>they don't play as a proper cat
Silly Miqo'te...
>>145899712
Anon you were talking to. That does look better, yes.
Does anyone knows a Maelstrom PVP Discord server? Or maybe a Balmung Linkshell?
>>145900276
What... Why...
>>145900761
You were invited to the last one though...
Or do you an air horn too...
>>145898082
wait what hello
im pure
>>145901009
yeah sure send it in the mail I'll appreciate it
actually you're not on my friends list maybe I'm still on yours, all those transfers
>>145900869
>i'm at the same spot i always am
The dumpster?
>>145900817
pretty much? i'm not a great crafter or anything, but the tokens look to be in a bad spot at the minute
which is a shame, because i have 133 of them
>>145901087
I never removed you...
>>145901280
damn now I feel bad for not readding you right when I got back.... fuck
>>145901009
>What... Why...
it's cute and you project an aura of mystery
>>145901208
Alright, anon. Thanks. I just had a bunch saved up and didn't know what to do with them.
Abhor me.
;_;
>>145900682
>arbitrary scenario with fire IV crit
How is using flash at the start going to do a better job lmfao
>>145901118
yes
the dumpster that is the bench
at the end
aka My Spot (tm)
>>145900836
I'm tough baby, can handle little scratch or two.
Just need a close up of your face to help sculpt up my cat's face.
Moonie,jpg
>>145901558
Pretty sure that bench has aids.
>>145901714
It's okay, so does godspeed
>>145900615
TOUCH HIS MUSTACHE DAMMIT
>tfw you erp irl
why cant highlanders close their damn mouth
>>145901817
i
wa
Huh?!
>>145900808
i missed this!
>>145901659
This is reversed.
>>145901896
that man looks like he's in pain, was your futa cock too big?
>>145901535
>increases aggro generation on pull allowing better on control while every dps uses openers
>blinds the mob increasing healer dps by increasing the mob miss rate
>allows higher uptime of sword oath
>still thinks flash on single target is bad
How's my Lalabus? Wanted to go for cute of anything else.
Also just finished Nin. Capped Warrior (main), Ninja, Monk, and Dark Knight. What next?
>>145901930
>>145900803
>T-there! I posted it again! T-that'll show him!!
I'm gonna need two hands to reel in this baited grown man.
>>145900663
Who are you....
>>145902050
Shut up Ippiki.
https://www.16personalities.com/
Post results
>>145902051
>"wanted to go for cute"
>dresed like a whore
Suicide is what's next.
>>145902214
We'd need multiple people to reel you in, Tito.
>>145900821
nakadashi.jpg
>>145901350
Don't feel bad... We didn't talk much so I'm not actually offended... If I was you'd be blacklisted from poopost parties..
>>145901426
I'm mysterious...?
>>145902325
HAHAHAHAHA
>>145902128
dangit
>>145902051
Either Dragoon or Paladin next.
>Lalabus
Kill it like the rest.
>meria near the bench in ul'dah
how do i befriend her?
>>145902008
futa cocks arent real idiot ...
>>145901930
midlanders can't either, there's a tiny gap between their lips and it drives me insane
>>145902051
How about you go for being my gf?
>>145902468
>she's talking to Godspeed
Don't bother.
>>145902468
Pat her on the head.
>mom interupts your ERP session with mcdonalds
fucking bitch.
Ironworks shit or augmented red scrip gear? Which s better for gathering?
>>145902583
godspeeds on the other side of the area tho
>>145902532
at least this looks cute, if it's a female
>>145902635
>touching whores
figures a miqo'te would be giving such bad advice.
>>145902654
Melded Ironworks > Augmented Scrip Gear > Nonmelded Ironworks
>>145902650
Laughed harder than I should have.
>>145902583
nigga we don't even talk shut up
>>145902709
it looks worse zoomed out because it adds a bunch of poor aliasing on your mouth
>>145902689
She had him selected for a long time.
>>145902812
Lyin' Rat in the grass.
>>145902325
Might as well man the harpoons then. Even slayers of the manipulator can't handle this beast.
I wanna be rich...
Can someone teach me how to get rich on Balmung?
>>145902256
INTP PERSONALITY (“THE LOGICIAN”)
Lalafell tank main
>>145902867
she didn't tho
source: talking to her
>>145902924
>Nysoph trying to use ancient Hawaiian sayings to circumvent being outed as a fat loser
You beefed it.
>>145903068
>Lying in the thread
>>145902468
Does she still have that rose?
>>145903068
>people don't say things that aren't true
>>145902298
Well she's still a succubus.
>>145903091
dunno if hes a loser
he goes to cons all the time and cosplays n shit
hes doing fun shit all the time
>>145903147
She grew it in her house so I guess so.
A'kay.
>>145903305
Stop it, Nysoph.
>when you're so bored of XIV you forget to do a day of the moogle dailies
>>145903392
So quit until the next patch day where you feel like playing.
>>145902924
Have you ERP'd with Lance?
>>145900803
AAAninja is so shit lmao
>>145903484
Next patch is going to be far worse.
>>145900836
To put it bluntly, you don't mind if I can copy your face?
I'm currently 48 on my AST, should I just reroll SCH or carry on?
>>145903730
Which is why I said the next patch they/you feel like playing on instead of just the next patch.
>>145903772
Stay ASTjust roll sch seriously
>>145900948
ugly
>>145903730
the next patch is a raid patch though
Can a tank queue for in-progress Weeping City? We're at Ozma and a tank dc'd
>>145902256
Ah yes, let's discuss the MBTI
INTP white mage highlander
>>145904039
(You)
>>145904012
>Another garbage 4 floors of Alexander.
>good
Plus I'm thinking of ditching Ninja to the wayside and switching up to BLM/WHM?
Also plz don't say that WHM is going to.... And I had to jinx it.
>>145904181
ty but I wallow in filth
So I just hit 60 on a new job after not playing for 7-8 months.
I see that research facility now gives 150 for completion. Is that what I should be farming for esoterics until I can do alexander?
>He's a mentor
>For PvE
>he spams cure III on single arget
>he benedictions you before you even press Living Dead
>he has a level 60 DRK
Kill me
>>145902256
INFP
>>145904224
Go AST instead.
>>145904312
>Expecting tanks to actually use their big cooldowns in pugs
>>145904064
On Aether, sorry
>>145902256
INFJ, Monk main and play warrior for roulettes and shit.
>>145903630
Questionable at best. Some angles are okay but I won't argue what I got isn't worth it even with the "discounts" and split.
>>145903492
No. I have my reasons not to.
>>145904312
>Tank mentors who doesn't have Provoke
>>145904383
But keep to BLM if I want to DPS, right?
>>145904479
their mastery of making bad faces (on all of their art pieces) is phenomenal
i can understand needing to make money but i would avoid doing commissions, especially those of a risque nature, with their knowledge of anatomy
Would anyone like to help me learn the last phase of nidhogg ex on balmung? I have been doing PFs all day and nobody can get past the towers
>>145904493
> High expectations of any mentor when the system allows over half the playerbase to be one.
>>145904321
wish you would inf my p
>>145904184
midas is good, op
>>145904507
Yeah.
>>145904312
>he benedictions you before you even press Living Dead
To be fair, a lot of tank shitters forget they have a invul skill, I too rather pop benediction on a hp % I'm comfortable it will land than wait for the tank to use living dead.
>>145904717
To be fair, I said before the pull "I'm going to LD this pull"
Please make the pain stop.
hi anyone wanna run boogal library
kinda drunk but I'm still the best tank you'll ever get in pf pst alya kogane
fun guaranteed
actually i cant guarantee that nvm
>>145901208
>>145901490
If you guys have leftover Red Scrip Tokens you can trade them in for Grade IV materia. A stack of 99 tokens could make you about 5m gil on Balmung right now if you managed to sell them at current prices.
>>145904656
AAA doesn't give a fuck about quality and that should be incredibly obvious to anyone that looks at more than 1 of his works.
He just tries to shit out as much art at stupidly high prices, as he can.
>Doing Trial
>Gets level 50 Steps of Faith
>Specifically explain what each class needs to do, and what each person needs to do
>No one does it
>No one does cannon
>no one snares
>off tank can't grab aggro from adds at the cannon or stun them
>No one lands a single dragonslayer
Just...
>>145904810
that changes the situation then, he's shit.
>>145902256
ENTP midlander F scholar
>>145904943
this is why I don't even try to inform people anymore
just enjoy the chaos and hope the stars align
>>145904064
>>145904398
someone pls
>>145904660
I am sorry dear, this thread is full of thirsty hypocrites so they won't help you until you post your character AND play a female one.
You'll instantly have Memeika and the team helping you.
Succubus (Male)
>>145902256
>MBTI
Oh boy, astrology for people who incorrectly believe they're too smart to believe in astrology
>>145905017
Hey there. Do you like male xaela?
>>145905091
female midlander looking for succubus (male) willing to devour my soul pst
>>145905068
I'd love to help people in the thread but they are all on Balmung. /shrug
you're in the quicksand and this guy slaps your eb's ass
>>145905048
did you get someone? Just tried
>>145905304
I start wondering why the fuck do I have an EB
>>145904861
stinky
I WANT TO_EB_MERIA RIGHT THIS INSTANT
>>145905394
not yet
>>145905304
I start to wonder when the fuck i got into balmung.
>>145905565
she's in ul'dah gazing affectionately at her best friend aka her eb right this second
>>145905279
Transfer to Balmung and help us. We need you.
>>145905568
>tank role which is the one with the worst queues for the 24 man doesn't have anyone queueing in progress
This doesn't sound right
>>145905068
I play a cute female character, but I don't dress her like a whore. I resubbed this week and I've been having bad luck with PF. I just had a tank follow me with the tether after towers and kill me, twice. Like stood in my red circle and blew me up. I am used to struggling in PF, but for the past two ex primal releases I have been subbed to the game during week 1 so I think it's a little easier. I didn't want to start sending tells to people asking for help, or asking for help in the farming LSes I have been mistakenly allowed to remain in, but I guess it's going to come to that.
>>145905218
Sure, as friends.
>>145905565
>EBing a lesbian
cuck
>>145905304
The man bulge is small.
>>145905568
I'm not getting in.
You guys don't pop up.
I'm a lizard with a sword.
:3
>>145905741
>>145905814
we've lost dpses and gained new ones, but we cant seem to get a tank
>>145905068
Memeika's helped me a bunch of times before, and he's never thirsted after me.
>>145905648
No you don't, you guys have Abe and the Gamemaster
>>145905304
I wonder why he doesnt slap me too.
>>145905778
she's straight and single tho just eb'd to her rl best friend
>>145905885
I'm a cat with a large triscuit
>>145903015
This. I'm tired of all my money being based on lucky drops.
>>145905394
>>145905814
we abandoned
>>145904660
no sorry i don't carry neo ebins
>>145904861
i can't
i'm also a tankand you're a moonie SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>145906042
is her friend cute irl
>>145905773
*past 3, I forgot about ravana. I cleared that, thordan, and seph with randos in PF.
>>145906125
I am not a neo ebin and I am not looking for a carry. Thank you for your consideration though.
>>145906124
Just to show I wasn't bullshitting you. No idea what happened.
>>145906184
this is falseflag
>>145906205
ya they're a 6'5 19 year old japanese boy named yuu
>>145906276
I think something is wrong with queue in progress today, I had something similar happen when I tried to help a friend with a level 50 dungeon in prog
>>145906323
moonies SLUTTTTTTTTTS
>>145906323
flag this is false
>>145906276
>filler to avoid bitching
Bitch, you get bitched at anyways
>>145906338
*slicks back hair* hotaru, im coming 4u
>>145900948
Is...
Is that what I think it is?
>>145906353
It's fucked in general. This has happened several times in my time playing.
>>145906378
But this way I know who isn't worth my time.
>>145906184
who is the best moonie slut in your opinion
Ebin.
Eliminated.
>warp to idleshire
Lelani L.: All Lala The Weeping City of Mhach5/8 in PF under H.S. - 2/3 parties full
>>145906276
No worries, thanks for trying
>>145906641
nobody cares
eliminate somebody who's actually a bane on the thread
>>145906629
>the best of the worst
they're all #1 garbage
>>145906641
>desecrating your body like that
absolutely disgusting
>>145906641
Elk is so fucking cute
>>145906042
Hey, can you please forward a message to Meria from me?
>>145906747
but which is the least garbage
>>145906412
You have to defeat their seven best friends first!Hint: I'm all of them
>>145906790
why don't you just /tell her yourself?
she's harmless.
>>145906629
i don't really know many of them by name. the moonie that got me into the game is probably my favorite though.
>>145906690
np anon, you probably dodged a bullet with the failure of DF anyway.
>>145906641
>all those tats
gross
>>145906880
Tell us about this moonie
>>145906276
Motherfucker are you literally ERPing 24/7? Switch to the battle log r-tard.
i miss vjera
>>145906863
Nevermind, it was very mean and my conscience couldn't do it.
anyone wanna do a thing on balmung
i'm very bored pLEASE
probably not expert i dunno maybe weeping city i dunno GIMME AN IDEA HERE send a tell to rich forever thanks
>>145907006
you're only allowed to bully meria if you like her
>>145906641
Who?
>>145906816
Do you have a crush on Godspeed?
>>145906816
i will distract you with a clean shaven thancred
>>145906941
she's a slut
>>145907154
So she's pale?
>>145906997
>>145906987
>keeping battle log open
>not general to lurk linkshells and talk to people
kek
>>145906641
am I supposed to know who this is
>>145907036
well as soon as my ilevel's up i have to do first time clears of everything.
>>145907245
rude
Who is going to be my wife and why is it going to be Hotaru?
>>145906276
>poor as shit
>no inventory management
This is hilarious.
>>145907245
no she's a slut not a bucket.
>>145907460I'll kill you.
>>145905564
what the heck
one meme per character please
>>145907571
Why?
>>145907006
Tell me you puss
So I've never ERP with someone before. How the fuck does it work?
>>145907671
nice screenshot senpai
>>145904861
I'll go...
> go to balmung
>expect ERP central and not a moment to think to self while being hit on
>get picked up by a random person who offers to help do content clears and straight up buys me gear to boost i level, and shows me where to spend poetics
Maybe things arent so bad...
>>145907298
YEAH YEAH OKAY I GET IT
he'll be home soon enough relax jeez
>>145907298who is this?
>>145908010
look i'm just anxious, sorry.;_;
>>145908005
He'll ask for favors afterwards anon, prepare the lube.
>>145907903
1.make femroe (futa)
2.stick your horsedong into anything that moves.
3.be considered a top tier erper
alternatively
1.make c@/au ra/midlander
2.get fucked
3.be lazy and let your partner do all the hard work
4.be considered top tier erper
>>145907903
You type vaguely erotic shit (good gramma is optional) and then you don't stop talking about how you slammed some slut to all your degenerate friends.
I want SORROTO FEARSCREAM to BREED me!
>>145908151
what no
>>145908165
>femroes are futas meme
stop this bullshit
>>145907460
i have bad news friend...
>>145907903
> Fantasia to female character
> Put M/E RP friendly in Search comment.
> Wear slutty clothes
> Go to Quicksand
> Wait.
>>145908224
calm down, crazy lizard boy lady
>>145908005
>meria helps me
>tries to recruit me into catholic youth group the next day
>>145908083
i'm just a small lizard with some big horns.
>>145908267
Don't say i didn't warn.
does vjera still post here?
>>145908165
i can't help, i like when my male au ra partner takes charge
>>145907903
lift your tail, let your partner jam it in at full force
finish off with peeing on your partner
>>145908307
Why...
>>145907671
DARKIE SLUTS GET OUT
Maelstrom pride, Show it.
>>145908468
>not on the battlefield fighting sahagin
You're a faggot and you know it
>>145908350
i hope i dont have that hapen
>>145908373
I'm sure that was just a bad experience!
>>145908468
/pet
>>145908274
said the futaroe with a c@girl hanging from her futa dick.
>>145908443
>my male au ra partner
epic imaginary fantasy
go back to reading 50 shades of your fat ass
>>145908120
about what?
do you think that i'd lie?
i'm so offended right now
i can't believe you. thinking i'd lie to you about spending my own riches to get you gear for literally zero reason.
>>145908468
>maelstrom think they have anything to be proud about
>>145908624
this has gone on long enough
giant girls need love too not all of them have your creepy horse penis fetish
>>145908454
youre too late...
>>145908638
no, why would i think you'd lie?
i just have the itch, right there in my axe, to cleave some skulls andstupid fucking arbitrary numbers gating me from content AAAAAAAGH
>Amazon is out of gamecards so I can't reactivate my account and get the item codes
Well, there goes that.
>>145908716
>best looking gear
Check yourself bitch.
I may have not realised how big this pond was before I put it in... only slightly regret it now
>>145908861
Best leader too.
>>145908624
why are you so rude and mad
>>145908761
It's okay. I will wait until the day when Hotaru accepts my love while keeping a watchful eye, making sure nothing bad ever happens to them.
It might take a year or my whole life. It doesn't matter.
>>145908624
Min height female midlander looking for platonic male au ra pst...
>>145908716
>futa femroe leader
already best gc for me
git cucked desert niggers and tree huggers
anyone wanna make me a tenant..?
>>145909215
post picture...
if you're cute, you're in...
(balmung, lavender beds btw)
>>145908758
>giant girls need love too
which is what c@sluts are for
>not all of them have your creepy horse penis fetish
lmao sure thing. call me when you don't have a 3 foot dong
>>145908935
not mad, just rude
>>145909127
if you like futaroes with horsedongs i can hook you up with someone
>>145909215
will you decorate my house
i still haven't found an interior decorator....
>>145908785
You're too ANTSY
you won't give me time to do you a favor
tsk tsk
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD
Hey. We made a general discussion for casual philosophy (as relates to games) and porn. Since we realized that there doesn't seem to be one yet. Not that final fantasy is much about philosophy other than like X and tactics telling you that religion can be bad.
>>145909127
>male au ra
>platonic
meria go home
>>145909330
I better hear moshi moshi when you pick up that phone bitch cause I'm callin' it
>>145904012
>doing savage
>raiding for gear
I'll do it for the story then not bother anymore, waste of time.
>>145909360
you're right, i should go decorate your house to get my mind off of all the murder i can't commit yet
>>145909073
bad news on that one too...
>>145909539
oh yeah how about you be my eb then
>>145909890
Oh.. I see...
I guess my life has no purpose now. I guess I'll go away then.
>>145909478
Oh sorry, I didn't specify
Butt picture
>>145907903
Just fucking slam them
>>145908841
Anyone know how long it takes them to restock the game cards?
>>145907903
This is how you ERP. Read closely and learn.