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1st for Ranked is gonna work

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first for D.va

top 5 for mercy's hulking erect 17 inch goliath she cock

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Timing is more important than Aim

Ranked is gonna be a fucking joke proving this game was made for pubs

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>>145872194

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Reminder not to bully the manlet, or he'll re-enact the Orlando Incident on your team.

How the hell do i counter Zarya?

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Repositioning

>>145872351
reaper

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>>145871071
the one who has best everything

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I'm not even rank 20 yet and started queueing with my friends that are about 50-60, and have been getting completely obliterated playing pharah, mei, or dva.

How the fuck do i git gud at this game? Preferably with those three characters, but just in general. I thought I was doing pretty good since I had a pretty decent win rate playing alone, but then I realized everyone else in my rank just fucking sucks. That's not to say that I'm good though.

Also, I've started to notice that my aiming is really pretty shitty. I can generally hit another player, but I just don't do well getting headshots / body shots etc. Any way to practice that shit better than just playing the game?

>>145872351
Another Zarya.

Alternatively, wait until the shield goes down. Stop shooting the shield. Please stop shooting the shield.

>>145872351

Walk away and hope there isn't one next round

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>Non-ult abilities that make you invincible can be used to stall point captures and reset overtime.

>genji and hanzo insta locks

50/50 has to catch up to me eventually

>>145872194
how do i counter pharah

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>>145872343
>tfw she wants daddy's cummies

>>145872412
>How the fuck do i git gud at this game?
play more

you are only 20

>>145871886
bumping this

>Lucio still the best character in the game
>untouched

May I ask why?
How does this little shit that is a 100% required pick to win any match keep dodging the nerfbat?

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Do people know S76 is Morrison?

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C>>145872369
learing the area

Anyone got a link to the discord server? Also anyone wanna group? Trying to get a 6 premade going

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>>145872345
I'm so conflicted about torb, his whole kit is just confusing

His turret gets instagibbed if it's too much in the open, but if it's not it won't shoot at anything and thus not charge your ultimate. Also it will get instagibbed.
Your ultimate is your life blood, but it depends largely on how effective you and more importantly your turrets are
At this point he's outmatched by most defense heroes but his ultimate is still one of the best in the game

>>145872404
>>145872413
Thanks, will try.
>>145872432
Tried that.

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>>145872412
lower your fucking sensitivity
track, don't snap

>>145872546
what's a morrison

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>>145872496
HONshot her while she's flying in the sky. Aughs everytime.

>>145872351
If you got high DPS and are absolutely sure you can kill her despite the shield, just nail her down.

ONLY IF YOU'RE FUCKING CERTAIN, DON'T POWER HER UP

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>>145872561
I usually place my turrets at a place where it can see the point and a little bit more and be hard to snipe so whenever they try to go for a serious contest I just MOLTEN CORE
and clean house
Also play with the jap voice pack whenever you play torb, it's hilarious.

>>145872468
why are so many plebs attracted to hanzo?

he always seems to be the go-to hero

>>145872351
Long range damage dealers: S76/Pharah/Widowmaker/Hanzo

>>145872496
widow or mcree
not soldier

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>>145872549

>>145872593
>Here's a webm of my team doing all the work to prove you how well i'm doing my job

>>145872595
s76

>>145872593
>using mouse1 instead of going for m2 headshots
easy way to spot shit meis

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Dear anons, did you ever see yourselves in someone else's webms posted here?

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>>145872468
>have to instalock Hanzo if I have any hope to play him because if I don't someone else will
>will probably get blamed anyway

it's a necessary evil

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>>145872595

>>145872496
Shove a baguette up your ass while playing Widow. The mixture of pain and pleasure will help you unlock your French potential and give you better aim.

That, or just scatter shot as Hanzo while she's on the ground.

>career best elims with hanzo
Feels good man

>>145872710
No, I want to be in one though or someones screenshot.

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>>145872610
did you say geometry

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>>145872463
Mei's Ice Block should be destructible. Stalling 4 seconds like that when the defender spawns are right in front of the point is fucking stupid.

>>145872730
3 kills is pretty gud. grats hanzo!

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>It's a double Roadhog double Lucio comp on Ilios

>>145872679
why not soldier he also obliterates her

Why does this game keep forcing me to play king of the hill? It's a shit mode.

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>>145872710
I was the lucio outside

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>>145872760
Yeah its a wonderful thing

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>>145872760
I would have been so mad

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>My team has 2 genjis and 2 tracers
>Enemy team has roadhog, symmetra, torbjorn + 3 more soft genji/tracer counters
>We lose
>Ask my team why no one switched despite the enemy team comp hard counters tracer/genji
>"stfu whiney bitch why dont you stop playing and white for comp mode"

What did he mean by this?

>>145872798
shit falloff damage

>>145872696
Why would you use M2 when you're that close?

retard

>>145872689
>>145872696
not using mouse 1 means letting those fuckers out of the killzone
the potg was that from torj perspective where he just clicked heads
slowdown in a fps is only second to straight up stuns

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>My ultimate is ready
>Mercy starts damage boosting you
>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS

RIP AND TEAR

>>145872679
>not soldier
>long ass range
>almost instantaneous grenade that can catch her mid air

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mei is love
mei is life

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>Playing Pharah and shooting another Pharah out of the sky

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>>145872710
Nope

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>"Nerf this! xD"
>the worst spell in the game

>>145872529
>>145872593

I'll just play more and lower my sensitivity too i guess.

Also does anyone know if there's a map out of locations of health packs?

>>145872907
mei is cancer

>>145872878
This has got to be bait

NO ONE IS THIS RETARDED

>>145872907
Mei is gay.

>>145872412
Go to training and practice getting multikills on robots consistently. Learn to hit direct rockets based on enemy movement patterns. Practice, practice, practice.

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>>145872496

As a Pharah player I hate Roadhog, Soldier, Torbjorn and Widowmaker.

Torb and Widow give me the most trouble so I actively hunt them down. Torb turrets ruin my day and a Widow stops me from flying around. Torb or Widow will nullify Pharah's effectiveness on a map.

>>145870938

Pharah <3

>>145872868
You're stupid if you don't think S76's accurate, constant rate of fire is bad for taking down a slow moving target in the air just because of fall off damage.

>>145872969
I remember in Beta that ult would scare the shit out of me because most of the time it killed 3+ people, but now the best it does is get people off the point/payload for a few seconds

Was it because people were inexperienced or did it get nerfed somehow (Im guessing the former)

>>145872868
not really, if you can click her down with mccree primary fire you can do the same with soldier

of course you are supposed to shoot for head but thats a given, it's easy when she is slowly floating in the sky

>>145872792
>Pick Reaper
>Free ult charge every 20 seconds

>>145872710
i never will because i'm so shit but in the off chance you see someone with worstplayer as the name its me crying over how fucking useless i am

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>>145872969
>spell
is it really that hard for you LoL shitters to expand your vocabulary a tiny bit to use terms fitting for the game?

>>145872974
m1 makes people panic and fuck up, nigga would have gotten killed if he was m2ing desu senpai

>>145873019
Isn't Pharah a Torb counter? When I play Torb my turret usually gets destroyed by Pharah or Junkrat.

Alright faggots, I got 1000 coins, should I get Valkyrie or Devil?

Why are there no benefits for playing healers and tanks?

I think it's no mystery that 90% of people find them less fun than dps characters.

I don't mind healing/tanking every now and then, but I won't do it in every fucking game. And yet most of the time if I don't pick a tank or a healer, my team ends up without one or both.

>>145873082
Yeah I played D.va exclusively in beta and she was fucking amazing. I had a massive winrate and each game was like 30+ kills. Even outside of her ult she was strong. Haven't found the same success with her during launch.

>>145873065
it is 5 damage per hit
unless she gives you like 5 seconds to kill her, fine
but dont count on it

>Have 80% winrate over 5 hours on junkrat
>Don't ever want to play him because he's boring and requires 0 skill
This hero is so fucking dumb, anyone can get high MMR just by abusing him. I really hope he gets reworked later.

>>145873147
Neither

>>145872710
I've met lots of faggots telling people to go to reddit and other genera lautism that could only come from here

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>>145872971
>>145872985
:^)

Tracer's in-game model looks great imo - why does she look so weird outside of the game (SFM, etc.) ?

Also, my textures are set to high, but some of them look real poor quality. Is this a known issue, or does the game just have iffy textures across the board?

>>145872974
There's a winston right behind her and M1 slows movement. Use your brain.
>b-but muh headshots
Yes because you can reliable get 3-4 perfect shots in a row in close quarters against a Zarya+Tracer+Mercy

>>145872878
probably because it deals 150 damage retard

you are actually really fucking bad if you think being in m1 range as mei means you should use m1

watch any streamer who is good at the game, they barely use the mouse1 even if they are close. it's all about the m2 headshots

this guy in the wemb fucking uses m1 on tracer of all heroes, a hero that gets instakilled by a m2 headshot

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>>145872969
>spell
>champion
>toon
>realm

HOW THE FUCK DO I AIM HITSCAN BETTER
I'M ALWAYS BARELY MISSING THINGS

is it just me or have queue times suddenly become long

>>145873168
>Why are there no benefits for playing healers and tanks?
It's called winning.

>>145873147
Valkyrie, easy question

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>playing junkrat on hollywood defence
>I see a reaper jumping from a rooftop
>throw a mine under him as he ults
>he lands back on the rooftop

>>145873168
you can win without a healer. and roadhog and rein are fun as fuck.

>>145873107
They are called abilities in LoL you hyper-shitter.

Stay mad that you couldn't play league with your friends because you got stuck in bronze and flamed.

>>145873107
But it is a spell anon.

>>145873171
>>145873082
I think D.Va is just better against shitters. I got into the weekend beta last year and I was convinced she was completely broken because of how many kills and how few deaths I had.
She's pretty mediocre now that most players know how to play the game, especially since her headbox is so huge that she effectively has 250 HP.

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>>145873019
>As a Pharah player I hate Roadhog, Soldier, Torbjorn and Widowmaker.
>Torb

u wot m8, how many hours do have on Pharah? 0.2 hours?

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>>145873147
Valk, her devil and imp skins are bad

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Seems my head is bigger than I imagined

>>145873082
That's still pretty valuable. It's enough time for your team to regroup at the point and it forces the enemy to scatter. Even it doesn't get kills it still serves a purpose.

>>145873230
put your crosshair on enemy instead of next to enemy

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so there's hitscan like tracer or mccree
then theres projeciles like genji or mei or mei
then there's ______ like Winston and Symmetra
then there's ______ like Zarya

Please help.

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>>145854106

>>145872885
>killzone
what the fuck do you even mean

the range at which damage fall-off starts on m2 is much longer than your m1 range

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>>145873019

what counters reaper now

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>>145872834
Agreed

>>145873147
sigrun

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Every time

>>145873147
Both shit, get the gold one

>>145872995
Alright. I've kind of been practicing headshots with tracer and widow maker just to get my aim down better. How would I practice with d.va in the training map though?

Anyone else wish CD timers and HP were displayed closer to the centre of the screen?

>>145873401
Can you fuck off mate

I thought this game would make me feel like a hitscan god, but honestly despite the casual nature and some of the obscenely large models, I am 10x better at aiming in cs. Anyone else found this?

>>145873284
nice projection

Someone please post the butterface D.va cosplayer with the great ass, I want to show my gf

>>145872817
>Angry helicopter spotted over the hot topic last night

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CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP

Zarya is so fucking hilariously overpowered I have no idea how the fuck does nobody realize.

>>145873216
>slow the entire team while your teammates back you up or miss headshots and contribute nothing
What a difficult choice

>>145873346
Lasers are also hitscan.

They just also have autoaim.

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>>145873401
Fuck off

>>145873209
SFM always looks like shit. In the animated shorts she looks even cuter.

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>>145873374
>>145873347
>>145873019
Can you all just kill yourselves? This shit just ruins threads. Noone cares what hero's some fucking random retard likes. Noone even clicks on the image. It's just spam.

>>145873506
DON'T
SHOOT
HER
SHIELDS

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>attacking team presses Q
>lose point
>repeat for second point
wow what a game

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>POTG
>It's an epic Junkrat shooting himself in the balls intro

Fuck this stupid no skill faggot holy shit if you play him you're the absolute worst

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>>145873123

Pharah and Torb counter each other.

Pharah can wreck Torb and his turrets, but if I take to the air while a lvl 2 turret is down I'm going to die. So that keeps me on the ground running around like all the other plebs who can kill me easily.

If a Torb has a competent team it's a nightmare to deal with him because as soon as I take down a turret he just puts down another one.

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>>145873442

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Green = "mains"
Yellow = Play them when my greens are already picked
Red = I fucking hate playing as these
Unmarked ones = Neutral/never played

>>145873506
She wouldn't be if people figured out to not shoot her damn bubbles all the time.

>>145873501
This is why Ive grown to like playing Lucio much more than Mercy

Lucio can actually deal with shit rather than hiding behind someone hoping to not get oneshot by Widow or Hanzo

>>145872412
>D.Va

>shoot at everything
>go for the snipers
>use your Defense Matrix to tank ults like Pharah's and Reaper
>use your boost to chase and maybe get some enviromental kills
>remember you're not a tank
>use your Self-Destruct to get a new mech
>use your Self-Destruct to clear an area for a couple of seconds
>shoot tanks when you're out of your mech to get back into it faster

Alternatively, play any other tank, she's garbo.

they will never fix the hook will tehy

>>145873501
how is that shit possible? i need to know because i usually pick lucio

>>145873501
is this the guy who went armlet on sniper?

>>145873542
I care, and I clicked the images. You are objectively wrong (^:

What are the best highlight intros?

>>145873346
Zarya's M1 is hitscan and her M2 is a projectile.
Winston and Symmetra have auto-aim.

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>>145873430

Fucking this. I miss the centralized HUD from PS2.

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>>145873587
But anon
what if...
The defending team also presses Q

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>>145873542
but I look at them all and enjoy it man just be cool

>>145873530
>miss headshots
yeah pretty sure that's the part where i said he is a shit mei

if he doesn't have the confidence to go for m2 headshots in that situation he is probably not good

>Randomly disconnect from one game
>Now I'm playing with literal retards
Did it really place me in a leaver's queue or some shit?

>>145873601
Kill yourself. Nobody take part in this faggotry.

>>145873353
holding 3 people in a place where your team is shooting into makes that tiny shithouse a killzone
I'm not gonna risk missing a single icicle when my team got it and all I have to do to make it easier for them is to slow them down

Beside, it feels like M1 pops the bubble much faster than icicles do

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>not maining the best hero/skin combo

Is Soldier 76 a lolicon?

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>>145873621
>not liking the hitscan, lag compensating and stunning hook with incredibly long range that favors the shooter

I bet you're just a shitter

>>145873541
It's more that all the shitty amateur SFM animators can't actually get the scene settings and lighting right.

Why do I keep losing when I charge a Roadhog or Zarya into a wall?

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I want every motherfucker that picks Roadhog on Illios to fucking die.

>My entire team was just Reapers and 1 Mercy (me)
>Each individual enemy teammate jumped on by 3 Reapers at a time
>Enemy D.Va uses Ultimate and kills all 5 Reapers
>"HEROES NEVER DIE!"
>Reapers everywhere
>Reapers in my house
>Reapers in you're house
>The sound of "Death walks amo-From the-DIE DIE-dows" every 2 minutes
>Get hatemail
>Guy says Blizzard will ban me

>>145873646
AD spam. Lucio's strafe animation is unique to him and spamming it will make the game go bonkers.

>>145873665
Junkrat's unfortunate

Zen's are great too

>>145873719
I prefer raptorion but that skin is dope. Pharah is probably one of the only characters with no bad skins.

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>>145873589
That's my intro as well

>>145873323
side effect of playing genji

>>145873727
it's not hitscan and it hooks people behind or beside you way more often than it hooks people behind walls

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>>145873621
?

>>145872412
D.Va is a pointblank range attacker. Use your boost to get really close to your target and unload in their face. Then defense matrix when the enemy is putting too much heat on you and then boost away to safety and do it again. D.Va's only strength is mobility so you have to use it be an aggressive gap closer and put pressure on snipers and healers.

>>145873719
Would be perfect if her head didn't change. Not keen on the full robot.

>>145873589
Are you the guy that whined about his passive a few days ago?

>>145873730
It's the lightning. The lightning is always fucking awful. I even prefer the MMD animations to that.

>>145873719
optimus prime is literally the worst pharah skin desu

>>145873727
Twice lately I've been pulled through walls, but got caught on the wall instead of going through it.

>>145873719
That's not raindancer.

>>145873727
Hook isn't hitscan you faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obCexNf6_4g

>>145873791
Too bad there is no way to switch to the third person, even in the practice range. I want to see how other people see me move.

>>145873452
Yeah CS is based on pure RNG, overwatch isn't
you either play non hitscan heroes, or you hit your shots

>>145873712
>it feels like M1 pops the bubble much faster than icicles do
mei's DPS with m2 is 135

with m1 it's 45

if you want to destroy a shield or a turret or really anything that you can't headshot, m2 is still superior

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>yfw YOU REALLY STEPPED IN IT MATE

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>>145873719
>playing as a woman cosplaying a genocidal murder robot girl

>>145873712
The bubble only lasts 2 seconds, you're just waiting it out

>>145873542

I think it's great community building and helping everyone feel more included and loved, no matter their race or creed.

:^)

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>>145873719
>Not Thunderbird

>>145873935
Just get one friend and go to custom game.

>>145873852
good to know

>>145873791
>>145873935
I'm testing it right now and can't figure out how its done.
Even if I spam AD super fast lucio's middle barely moves and he just shakes a bit.

>>145873912
>hook has a casting animation delay
>IT'S NOT HITSCAN
You look very foolish anon for peddling this falsehood day after day.

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>>145873969
>yfw you detonate an airbag right in a trapper squishy's face and instakills them

>>145873727
The biggest bullshit hook I've experienced was as Pharah on Ilios Lighthouse.

I shot through the window on the point, a Roadhog appears, I jump up and suddenly I get pulled OVER the entire house. Just what the fuck.

>tfw having to learn McCree to counter the cancer that are Genji and Tracer mains
>tfw Widowmaker mains still give me nightmares and I have to hope some retard will pick Winston to deal with her
>tfw when I crush Blueberries with Winston it feels so futile because half the time nobody capitalizes on it

Pain

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>>145873719
I do

>>145874042
>get one friend
Hahahahaha, nice one.
But seriously, it's unnecessarily complicated since I don't get instant feedback from my "friend". It would've been easier for me to see it myself.

>>145874036
you hit shots at literally melee range. Is this supposed to be impressive?

>>145874061
hold A, press D, release D

>>145874063
>pharah rocket is hitscan it just has a casting animation delay

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Mei and Winston where at Mei's apartment after they went out shopping. "How does it feel being a member of Overwatch?" Winston asked. "I was shocked at first, but I really love it." Mei said as she took off her armor and was in a blue bra and black stretch pants.
"Wow, You have a nice body Mei." Winston said as he blushed a little. "Really? I didn't think that I was attractive." She said as she felt her big round ass. "But you are, I mean it." Winston said as he touched her face. "Thank you." Mei said as she hugged him. "I'm going to fix us some peanut butter sandwiches." Winston said. "That sounds nice." Mei said.

After a while, They finished their food. "How was it?" Winston asked. "It was delicious." Mei said as she farted. "Did you just fart?" Winston asked. "Yes, I get gassy sometimes." Mei sais as she blushed. "May I smell it up close?" Winston asked. "You want me to sit on your face and fart?" Mei asked. "Yes please." Winston said.

"Go ahead and lay down." Mei said. Winston did so and Mei sat on his face. "I hope that I'm not to heavy for you." Mei said. "Your perfect." Winston said. Mei smiled as she blasted a fart in his face. "That was stinky, how are you down there?" Mei asked. "I'm fine, keep going." Winston said.

Mei ripped a sloppy fart in his face as she moaned. "That was awesome!" Winston said as he complimented her on her stench. This kept on going until she stopped. " You can stay here for the night." Mei said. "Thank you Mei." Winston said as she hugged him.

The End

>>145873773
Your salty tears are the reason I pick Roadhog on Illios.

>>145874036
I don't like the facepaint.
Security Chief has a comfy-looking scarf but I don't want to pay for Origins.

>>145874151
go into a custom game with a single hard bot and strafe at him until you die
watch killcam
easy

>most dmg
>most elims
>most obj elims
>win
>no vote for me
>mei with some freeze
>reaper with 20% participation
>2k healing mercy

fuck this game and its votes

People get obscenely salty when you solo ult them. I've started doing it more just because 9 times out of 10 they start spewing shit in chat afterward.

>>145874274
I'd like to use security chief but the color scheme is so bland.

>>145873719
I want to be good with Pharrah but I always get killed so quickly.

What are some easy characters, I want to play something else for a change not just Support.

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>>145874251

>>145873594
You can easily outrange Torb's turret and destroy it in three shots. There's no excuse to die to Torb's turret as Pharah.

The only skins that matter are the ones that change your weapon. Why would you care about what your character looks like to other people?

>>145873972
Oh shit it's a Justice skin. All this time I thought it was supposed to be a Gundam.

>>145873147
amber

Nerf Tracer's life.

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>>145874321
>be Genji
>harass a Reinhardt a bit
>he ults just for me
I mean, what's the fucking point? You've just wasted your opportunity to push because I tickled you with shurikens

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>>145874019

Unless you are Omnic.

Then we HATE you.

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>Win game
>Tell the other team that their Hanzo did nothing
>"I have gold in kills and damage xD"

>>145874445
How do you suggest to do that? Fucking nerfags.

>>145874391
junkrat

it's not fun but spamming grenades to the enemy's general direction is the easiest thing to do in the game and it works in both offense & defence.

>>145874321

>start spewing shit in chat

This never happens in Europe, why are Americans so obnoxious

>>145874251
>tfw I finished reading but I held my breath to punish myself

>>145874251
>>145874251
>>145874251
Any more like this?? Stories I mean

i wish there was a way to skip potg some of them are really boring.

>>145874202
As in just keep A held down and spam D?

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>>145874517
EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

>>145873665
Reaper's Executioner, bonus points if you have an edgy name.

>>145873665
Reinhardt's "More Streching"

>>145873781
>enemy teammates

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Fuck omnics amirite?

>>145874251
oh god it's /wtc/ all over again

>>145873665
All of Pharah's are good.
The "Mission Complete" one she has gives me a smug sense of superiority.

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Been playing junkrat/pharah/soldier most of the time, but recently I tried tracer again after my friend gave a few pointers, and I'm having a lot of fun being an annoying little shit.
Feels good when half their team is chasing you, only to get a bomb stuck to their face or a mag emptied into the back of their heads.

Can Mercy's attack boost be applied to stuff like Junkrat's tire or D.Va's self destruction thing?

>>145874667

The wight skin also has bloody hands for it

>>145874557
Americans have freedom of speech. Europeans can be jailed for saying anything negative on the internet.

>It's a Mercy saving her ult for the "right moment" episode.
Literally half our team is dead and the enemy is on the point.

If I quit mid-game my "total games" counter has still been incremented, right?
At what point does it count as "mid-game," though?
I just quit on a loading screen (because fuck KOTH) and then during hero select and neither counted. What if I quit during the 30/60 second set-up phase?

Also, if I quit during the POTG, do I still get XP, or do I have to wait until after?

Does Tjorbjorns turret have tracking time? Is there any benefit to having the front of it face a certain direction?

>>145874543
>characters I don't like getting nerfed
>good
>characters I like getting nerfed
>wew fucking nerfags

>get put into losing games
>don't get backfill exp

Seriously blizzard fuck you, you can't do anything you want give me my fucking 400 xp so I can collect more Skinner crates.

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>>145873401
Hope Hanzo's next on the chopping block. You don't even need to aim his tree trunk arrows.

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>S76 attacking King's Row with 5 golds
>Two Winstons
>Hanzo
>Genji
>Not even off the first point
>Told to go supp
>Five golds

>>145874517
That's pretty strong evidence that they actually did well. Unless it's a reinshield they were spammmng or the person with gold damage with playing junkrat

>>145872578
Reaper dropping in on her shortly after she's used her personal shield, or a Bastion set up in a not so typical spot and just mowing through her. Number one thing is teamwork, a team focusing her down, even with her using her shield shreds her.

>>145874941
B-But Tracer's life isn't a playable character yet.

ICONS AND VOICE LINES OUT THE ASS

>>145873576
>>145873605
It's not about the shield->damage conversion.

It's about her stupidly low CD shields. You can't always afford to just stop hitting somebody, especially super valuable targets like ulting Pharah or Reaper.

And then her free "oh look a teamkill haha" ult.

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>Team is all offense with no tank support
>Decide to play Lucio
>Team gets stomped, they die immediately
>"Needed a tank not a lucio"
>"Why didn't you play a tank"
>"You obviously don't know this game if you think you need a tank AND a support"
>This guy is level 198
Whelp
That triggered my autism

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>>145873672
>Connection Quality: Poor
The netcode on that game was garbage too and they never tried to fix it.

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>>145873727
You think thats a bullshit hook? You haven't been hooked through a door from the other side of a wall, then dragged through that wall to the other side of said door.

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>>145874251
>farting

Do one with Reaper

>>145874964
They could also have been lying.

>>145874251
i am literally crying

I'm really liking Luciowatch. sometimes one of us forgets to pick Lucio and the enemy team does and we lose instantly, haha.

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Mercy?
more like Marsy

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>>145873969
>you see it right as you leave spawn
>you had a mine set up right next to it and hit that button

>ex-FNAF artist making Overwatch art now
>shit, yet people are eating it up
>still think back to the days of their rampant FNAF AU shitposting and gets in a twist if someone brings it up
REBORNICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>145875060

>10 Loot Boxes
>Every single one is whites and blues.

>>145874961
>nerfing Hanzo
Without his generous projectile hitboxes how would he hit anything moving? Especially during online matches with latency issues?

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>>145875154
>Roadhog mains will defend this

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>>145874251
The fact that I read Winston's lines in his voice made this story even better

>>145875108
To be fair, having a tank and no support is generally better than having a support and no tank. Unless the tank is D.Va.

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>>145875237

>>145872532

switch to an nvidia card

hope

that

helps

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>>145874949

>>145873618
also your cannons are short range
like REALLY short range
if you're more than 5m away you're gonna do like 0.5 points of dmg per second

>>145874804
Poor Zenyatta. He seems so chill.

>Solo queue gibraltar attack
>6man I played against earlier on defense
>Fuck thi-
>4 winstons and a lucio lock in on my team
>They all have yellow skin
>LUCIO COMIN' AT YOU
HUEHUEHUE

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>>145875154
What the fuck Blizzard how does this even occur

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>Too many snipers
>Too many of one hero
>They are both red

I want a weekly brawl where it's Reaper only but his ult makes him fly like a helicopter.

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>>145875237
BEFORE ANYONE BOTHERS TO REPLY:

DAILY REMINDER NOT TO GIVE THIS PERSON ANY ATTENTION. FILTER AND MOVE ON.

>>145872969
>spell
why did we have to inherit the mobatards

>>145875332
Honestly any hook that isn't from streetpigs perspective is garbage as proof of anything.

You get hit, you get pulled, end of.

>>145874870

>this is what Americans truly believe

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>>145874517
>Play Hanzo
>consistenctly get 2-3 golds

>win
>"man your hanzo is so good"

>lose
>"fucking hanzo players so useless"

good thing Hanzo is fun enough that I don't mind tanking the blame until ranked comes out

>>145872705
>nerf this
>running away
>not hiding behind a sheet of paper

>>145875483
>not shooting everything to get that sweet gold elim every game

>>145875586
t. roadhog main

>>145875594

But he's right.

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>>145875586
>Hooking through a wall is okay if you're the victim

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oh shit niggers

>>145875652
You can do that but you won't really help your team at all

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>>145875656
>t. anything

Discarded :^)

>>145875594
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/6047514.stm
>Britbongs think they live in a free country

>>145872927
BOGEY NEUTRALIZED

>>145875332
>Implying I don't want more consistent hooks.
For every mindblowingly impossible hook I get 3 hooks that place the enemy behind or far to the right of me.

>>145875738
>Not El Blanco
Worthless

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>>145875575
Are they a cute girl Mercy main?

>>145873530
Do people forget this is a team game or what

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>>145875575
>>145875575
>>145875575
>>145875575
>>145875575
this

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Guys

I think I have feelings for Lena Oxton

>>145875586
He was already quite clearly past the corner and doesn't even get hooked until hes fully behind a fucking wall, listen to yourself.

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>Random fucker play Lucio
>Legendary commendation
>I dont let anyone capture in the entire match as Lucio
>1 Commendation (and it was mine)

Why

>>145875836

Back the fuck off.

>>145873346

Zarya's m1 is tracing (like the lightning gun in quake only shorter range)

>>145875738
it belongs in the trash

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>>145875775
Got something against Finns?

>>145875824
no, just a psychotic tranny

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>>145875154
Working as intended

>>145875836
dun do it lad
she is a stinky skank

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>>145875656
Image for you

>>145875702
You got hit and you get pulled, doesn't matter if the server is 20 ticks or you're lagging like an african in a pc bang.

>>145875840
Literally show me the streetpigs perspective where he hasn't already hooked in when he was in the gap. the hook doesn't go through walls, if you get hooked you get pulled, doesn't matter what you wanted to do, were going to do. doesn't matter if you've got a hot date with mei that night, or you want to stare at your widows ass you're getting pulled.

I've got shit aim but even then, after playing the game at a friend's house, playing it on my toaster right now i feel like i'm aiming even worse
Do fps have that great an impact on aim?
Playing with 30fps lock

>>145873452
It feels a little weird to me too. I find that it feels like I need to lead my shots a tiny bit, particularly with Widow and McCree. I think it's something to do with the tickrate or with lag compensation.

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>>145875979
>tranny

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10502897/
Important poll.

>>145872860
they were mad cause bad

>>145876002
i love these hog junk pictures

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>Having a bad day
>Quick match
>Lock in widowmaker or genji and refuse to change
>Do badly
>Bask in the tears

Feels good

>>145876043
>Playing with 30fps lock
why the fuck
in this game, if your fps is less than 150 you will have noticeable input lag
I can't even imagine how bad it must be at 30fps

>>145872194
Haven't been here in a while, what memes have I missed out on

>>145876043
>playing with 30fps lock
Get a better computer.

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>>145875979
There's nothing wrong with fem-boys, Anon~

>>145876096
Are you?

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Does any1 else hear main combat Merci :3 ??(console only!!!!!!l)

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>>145873539
>shoot five feet to the left of Genji
>arrows deflects into his chest and counts as a headshot

I want tumblr to leave.

>>145874019
Why did I read this in Zenyatta's voice?

>>145876224
>gold medal for eliminations
>as mercy
Console """"players""""

>>145876138
>if your fps is less than 150 you will have noticeable input lag
I doesn't, and this is from someone who plays the game at steady 190.

>>145876043
>30fps

Yeah, you're fucked.
On a side note anyone having fps drops after the patch? The game was working perfectly before it.

>>145876256
Blame the arrow hitbox for that, he was definitely aiming at the head

>>145876019
>If I aimed at you I get my kill, it doesn't matter if a wall is in the way.
Also, I don't give a fuck what the source of the issue is, the fact of the matter is that getting hooked through solid fucking objects is a regular occurrence, one that shouldn't be. Whether its tick rate, whether its Roadhog's hook is busted, doesn't fucking matter. It shouldn't happen period

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Fresh Jesse McCree copypasta where?

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you get this:
what do you do?

>>145876313
I'm deh killer angle >:3>>145876314

>>145876019
t. streetpig main

>>145876314
it does, I don't know if it's any different depending on hardware but the game has a hardcoded 1 frame buffer (means your game is always 1 frame behind your inputs)
try capping your fps and you'll see