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Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):
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Four Goddesses Online: Cyber Dimension Neptune confirmed in production. Platform and release date not yet announced.
http://gematsu.com/2016/04/first-four-goddesses-online-cyber-dimension-neptune-details
Megadimension annouced for Steam
http://gematsu.com/2016/05/megadimension-neptunia-vii-coming-pc-via-steam-summer
MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies is out.
Superdimension Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls releasing in October for NA.
NOWAAAAAAUUGHH
I'm in love with the Nep Nep.
>>145839838
Is cute when dere.
I'm in love with Noire but being with Nep would be so much fun! I don't know what to do.
>>145840196
Follow your heart, anon.
>>145839949
Rei Ryghts is cute
Watch it with the pictures if you don't want a repeat of last thread.
>>145840367
That's very nice.
>>145840445
I wanna see her transformation, the way V2 did it.
>Browsing nepgen
Holy fucking shit! Is this seriously what you guys do all day, having a half-baked "discussion" on your favourite Neptunia character? Absolutely pathetic. You guys are wasting your lives away when you could be out having a blast out in the real world. Instead, you choose to sit your ass in front of a computer and wank off to some fictional characters. I've gotta say, I'm extremely disappointed in you. It's people like you who drive our generation down into the ground.
>>145840692
I tried the real world. It wasn't all that fun.
>>145840692
>implying neps aren't real
>>145840445
I can't get over how huge her shoulders always look.
>>145841260
>UnishowingNepgearheridealpenissize.jpeg
>Megami tsuushin hasnt been scanlated for a year
>i forgot where i found those raw pages that showed the adventures with Peashy and Plutia
>>145842148
Time to learn jap.
>>145840445
I really wish her nonHDD form had a 3D model.
Her business suit and glasses are too cute. I want to worry her!
>>145843305
Rey an old hag.
>>145843305
M-maybe one day we will get her as playable character.
Yes... one day...
>>145843642
You're an old hag!
>>145844242
Au contraire, anon. I am a young man, with a libido high enough to get 5 climaxes out of Sustain of Lust in a day.
Praise this nep
>>145844617
no boobs no praise
>>145844389
See? Just like I said! An old hag!
>>145844617
Peahsy is like discount nep.
Nep is a DFC who gets turned into the woman with the most perfect proportions in the world.
Peashy is too young to be a hot loli who gets tits so large they're only hot if I'm in the mood for that.
Daily reminder that Neps are straight.
>>145845189
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions! I'm going to fap to Sustain of Lust another 5 times just to prove you wrong!
>>145845728
Daily reminder that Geki Noire is fucking garbage and non-canon garbage
>>145846251
I wish we would get a canon spin-off one of these days. So many great moments with the neps that mean nothing because they are erased as soon as the next one comes out.
>>145844617
>>145846251
Nice opinion.
>>145845812
Well fine! M-maybe I'll just pine after Rei Ryghts by myself! It's not like there are any doujins of her anyways!
>>145846587
>It's not like there are any doujins of her anyways!
These wounds truly don't heal, do they?
>>145846251
>speaking as if you were talking to a human
you got some lonely issues, nig? Those are hetshits
>>145846251
Daily reminder that your taste is shit and you should kill yourself.
>>145846731
>you got some lonely issues, nig?
That slang! So glad I'm not the only Inuit who posts here! Ice on, nig!
>>145847147
I've heard a bunch of white boys calling people nig before, I didn't even know it was Inuit (not that guy, by the way)
>>145847147
Well, I'm apparently inuit.
>>145846684
There's like... 3 R34 about her?
Well, more than Mina at least.
>Chika
>Rei
>Mina
>Abnes
Poor girls.
>>145846587
I only got 3 more. I'm too tired, so I'm off to bed. I guess I am an old hag after all, anon.
>>145848135
I love Abnes!
Noire is straight.
>>145848775
Thank you Captain Obvious.
Is there actually any point in raising Lily Rank in Rebirth games?
At least in GekiNoire it multiplied the power of your skills, but here it seems to do absolutely nothing except for unlocking shitty support moves.
>>145851792
Don't bumb.
Nice, a Nep-related contest you could bring your kids to.
anyone got one of these
>>145851792
It unlocks new ability.
>>145851792
Check the passive abilities before you embarrass yourself any further. They're neat.
>>145852886
Those unlock at rank 2 or 3, so why do they go up to 10 ranks?
Reminder that Vert is now the CPU for PCs.
>>145853343
Don't they rank up with the lilly rank?
>>145848775
>That's Secretary-san
>>145855032
What are Blanc's shoes supposed to be? They are kind of weird.. never seen anything like them.
>>145855315
These are sandals.
>>145855315
Uhh...sandals?
>>145855387
>>145855395
That is not how sandals look like.
>>145855315
>What are Blanc's shoes supposed to be?
Pick one :
[] Cute.
[] Cute.
[] Cute.
>>145855485
>>What are Blanc's shoes supposed to be?
>Pick one :
>[] Cute.
>[] Cute.
>[] Cute.
[/] Cute but weird as fuck
>>145855540
>calling Blanc weird
Bitch I'll fuck you up, I'm fucking jacked.
>>145856328
Nothing wrong with my Blanc (she's tied with Vert for best Nep imo), but I gotta admit her "shoes" look pretty funky.
>>145856328
Blanc is weird
WEIRD
E
I
R
D
>"I-it's not that I'm making a fool out of myself so you would notice me or anything, b-baka!"
>>145856892
>calling Blanc funky
Bitch from now on you're my new doormat.
>>145858471
Too lewd.
>>145858764
>>145858471
>>145858880
Nice, but Dengeki butt is still better.
>>145859221
But famitsu is more cute and have a better voice
>>145852794
>>145859221
True.
>>145859557
But Dengekiko is a bitch and therefore more bulliable.
>>145859557
Famitsu is a clown that pleases children for views.
>>145861005
>>145861005Dengekiko do the same thing you know
>>145861293
>"Dengekiko is a bitch," says Anonymous.
>"Dengekiko do the same thing!" Answers Anonymous.
Okay.
Blanc is best nep.
>>145862279
Blanc is one of the least symmetrical Neps, making her one of the worst Neps as well through the pure laws of aesthetics.
>>145862704
>>145862901
He's right and she's shit.
>>145863040
You're still wrong.
>>145841260
That's a big gun.
>>145863284
We're correct.
>>145863368
Yes, I know about your multiple personas.
>>145862901
>>145863284
Observe, the plainest evidence. Notice how Neptune has near perfect symmetry, and is still recognizable when reflected. Now witness Blanc, a complete mess of a Nep. Its simple science.
>>145863534
Couldn't possibly be that everyone else already knows that Blanc is objectively shit; no, everyone who disagrees with you has to be the same person.
>>145863593
Sure thing, Monk.
>>145863675
But those are clearly tentacles, not men.
>>145864063
Never seen a long dick?
>>145863593
Humans are not symmetrical in the first place, my friend.
>>145864183
>Neps
>human
>>145864183
Neps are goddesses, there any obsessive compulsive lunatic is allowed to invent whatever desperate reason he can get his greasy fingers on to justify unjustfied hate toward what is objectively the best Nep.
>>145864324
>objectively the worst Nep.
fix'd 4 u
>>145864456
>so much shit taste it almost killed the thread
can we start a shitstorm again in order to save the thread
>>145865837
No, fuck you Ghostroach. You and all people not sharing my taste are cancer.
Joke aside, in GekiNoire, there's a chest out of reach, but I can't seem to lift Neps and throw them Disgaea-style.
>>145865837
Here we go :
I like spanking Neps.
The dungeons are terrible and boring.
We totally should make a fangame where a random guy date the neps.
Monica Lewinsky was Bill Clinton's only affair.
Donal Trump has a wig.
The United Kingdom should leave Europe.
Rei is cute.
Kei is cuter.
>Noire (...) old men for (...).
Fill in the Blank quick test.
>>145867602
Noire get spanked by old men for pleasure?
>>145867602
Noire shares old men for pleasure.
>>145866728
>We totally should make a fangame where a random guy date the neps.
Isn't this basically what GekiNoire is?
>>145868063
No because you get shoehorned with the worst Nep
>>145868063
I meant one that I don't want to slap silly because he sounds like an insecure 17-years old kid.
>It's only Chapter 2
>Red's fetish collection is already weird even by 765chan standarts
I'm afraid to even think about what she will become by the end of the game.
>>145868710
Nonono the translation is fucking shit
she really didnt say something like that
Neptunia MK3 when?
>>145868710
Go to dA, you'll get an idea of how bad she is.
Also don't listen to >>145868893, he's just memeing the olde "everything bad is doerr's fault, the neps are pure" meme.
>>145870953
nig, can you even read japanese?
She just said "oh, toilet right, I get it."
>>145868137
Would you play a Nep game with a manly man MC?
>>145871218
>nig
What are you doing outside of /pol/?
How to beat Stella Dungeon area 19 in ReBirth 3?
I tried various combinations, but it doesnt change the fact that first floors are FULL of enemies. Basically she travel like 10 floors and dies, because she cant kill anybody right away, despie using rather powerful weapon, cant level up enough and cant regen, because EVERY SINGLE FLOOR is enemy encounter.
>>145871412
use..the..DLC...
>>145871609
That only speed up the climbing or let me save items in case of dying. It wotn help me avoid dying in first place.
>>145871398
/pol/ is literally for fucking children.
Click one thread and I can tell each poster's degree of education.
>>145871674
You still get the gained weapons and items after you die, right?
>>145871743
Is that why you left it?
>>145871743
No idea, but it still wont change the fact that she is not getting any weapons due to enountering only enemies that are too strong to take out before they flee.
↓ That poster is Anonydeath. No matter what he says, he's Noiresexual only.
>>145871894
You see I think if you activate the DLC you'll get to keep the new weapons which are not notified before as you die
>>145872135
stop
Reminder that tangerines kick ass.
We havent seen plutia worshiper for a while
I have weird feeling forcing me to screencap every conversations. But I noticed that sometimes I get huge pauses between each screenshoots taken by Steam - like I press F12 and can make next screenshoot only after up to 6-8 seconds. That makes longer scenes much longer than they usually would be.
>>145872473
Hi.
>>145872520
That's just the audio & visual cues taking their sweet time to appear. There's no real cooldown on the screenshots.
>>145872520
I dont assume steam has that problem. It might be your processor.
>>145872739
I dont think so. It is under very low load during playing.
>>145872668
Not really, I tried just pressing F12 before this some sort of "cooldown" and the result was only taking screenshoot of last scene, few times.
>>145873796
I think I'm the one who made this picture, correct me if I'm wrong.
>>145874592
How could you have made that picture if every pic in this thread was made by me?
>>145876078
Hold on a sec now
>>145876078
Now listen there you little shit.
>>145857016
My heart!
>>145876859
Please delete.
>>145876859
Your hand isn't as cute as Blanc.
Also cut your nails you damn faggot.
>>145876218
>>145876719
Every. Single. Picture.
>>145876859
>that ugly disgaea book sprite
>that red hand, redness probably being due to excessive alcohol
>low tier pleb mouse
I bet on Russian weeaboo. You drink lot vodka, right tovaritch?
>>145876916
>>145876897
>>145877271
>>145872357
Until the picture I never realised that this hand gesture is weird as fuck.
>>145877226
Now listen there you little shit.
>>145877503
Wrong one
>>145877376
It
Its really not any less disgusting
Which EXE system is better - the one from ReBirth 1/2 or 3?
>>145877503
Gear-chan a best nep.
if you had the chance do fuck noire would you share her with nepgen?
>>145878596
I don't give a damn about Noire, so of course I'd try to make someone else happy.Don't get too attached to her ass though.
>>145878470
Is that drawing yours? Since it looks really pretty.
>>145878596
I would rather hold hands.
>>145878670
What? No. Thats from pixiv.
>>145878470
What's up with that s in the filename?
>>145878596
It's not up to us. She would sleep with everyone here if she wanted to.
>>145878909
Original was too big for 4chan. Had to resave it.
>>145878459
The EXE system is extremely flawed because it basically boiled combat down to building EXE -> unleashing EXE... and SP moves were only used to buff/debuff or heal.
>>145879005
Not to mention the buffs are unclear.
Woo, a defensive cheer that raises VIT.
Too bad it doesn't say what VIT affects.
>not the HP
>not the speed
>probably the armour because VIT = armour because fuck you gaijins
>>145878596
+3 sins if you are a male!
And of course I wouldn't!
>>145879129
Vitality.
>>145879129
At least the stats in the HDN games make sense. Don't even get me started on the insane stats in Omega Quintet. You have absolutely no idea what they mean or what they do. And it's not listed in the manual either. I looked them up on the Internet and I'm still not 100% sure they are all correct.
>>145879135
Don't you have a CPU to molest, Histoire?
>>145878949
If Noire wanted to there's not a single man she couldn't sleep with.
>>145879508
it's not about whether she "could" but whether we "would"
>>145878470
Is she supposed to be pregnant in this pic or something?
>>145879005
But when EXE drives consume SP, they consume so much of them that it makes them pointless. Especialyl in case of formation/couple ones that eats all characters involved SP.
>>145879696
Every single guy in this board would explode in cum the moment the proposition left her lips.
>>145879843
In RB3 you can just take sp drugs and constantly spam EXEs. thats kinda
>>145878470
>This is as far as you go, Uni-chan. You are surrounded and have no power to fight. I give you last offer. Join me willingly and I will make you my right hand. And together we will bring rule and order to this wretched world. We will become true goddesses of Gaminudstri.
>>145879953
That seems to imply she would be talking
Saying anything is the worst thing Noire can do if she wants to be attractive to me, and I hate her personality
>>145880112
Good thing she doesn't want to.
Why IF/CH had to make outfits so expensive in ReBirth 3? 1,5m for each? Really?
>>145880112
Would you rather she just wordlessly sauntered into your room in nothing but her undies? That seems way too bold for Noire.
>>145879834
No.
>>145880103
I want to play that game
>>145880103
>Uni-chan
>>145880183
That's just your point of view.
>>145880438
What's wrong?
>>145880103
reminds me of the game Hard Reset
>>145880112
You would do her like a thirsty dog even if she actively called you an idiot at every thrust. Don't lie.
>>145880190
I spent 2.5million for that yandere pururu with normal hair color..
Mr.badd's clothes only 30 thousand..
>>145863359
A lot of loyalty for a CPU Candidate!
>>145880679
Not him but I definitely would regardless of what she says.
>>145880621
Honorifics in English sound way bad yo. Especially "chan" and "kun" since they're the close ones. They sound more distant than not.
>>145880247
If she insisted, I would probably oblige her. Either way though, even people who like her ought to use protection. It's just common sense.
>>145880836
Then don't think of it as if it's in English.
>>145880947
I want Noire to have my baby.
>>145880947
Noire gotta have a factory of these or else the protection for each time would make things get very expensive.
guys I want to sniff noire's panties after a long, hard day doing questos
This thread is becoming cancerousagain
>>145881231
I would million her arthur.
>>145881015
Marriage comes before that.
>>145881354
Well it's a good thing I also want to marry Noire.
>>145880510
You will learn that many things are true... from the certain point of view.
>>145881497
Which Nep is most likely to be a Jedi?
>>145881691
Vert
>>145881486
I am interested in that as well. But if I could I'd rather choose Nepgear.
>>145881743
Too lazy for that.
>>145881743
She doesn't have anywhere near the self discipline required for that.
>>145881776
And that is why you don't deserve to marry Noire.
>>145878596
The more we share the more shares she gets. It's a double win.
>>145855395
>>145855315
This comes bit late and I apologize for that but why would you wear sandals in arctic environment?
>>145881691
Nep Nep. She never show fear and is easy going about everything. Plutia, because she too follow old Jedi ways - "dont think - feel".
Noire is too scared and attached to things and reputation, while Blanny is already easy to get angry.
>>145881336
Good.
>>145879351
I asked Nepgen and all I figured out is that the stats on the left are mostly attacks, the stats on the right are mostly defense.
And MEN is magical defense because fuck you.
>>145880103
Hard Reset?
>>145882041
>And MEN is magical defense because fuck you.
mental
>>145881889
You're right, she's all yours.
>>145881932
Why would you not?
It's not like Lowee is Siberia.
>>145881994
Neither of them have any work ethic or discipline for the job.
>>145881932
Lowee is cold, but it's not arctic cold.
>>145882143
I though mental was psychic? I always believed Magic and Psych stuff were differents.
>>145879129
Also it doesn't say how much is the increase and how much of an effect it's going to have on your damage taken.
I think the games would benefit from giving players more information. If they were moddable I would try adding these in myself:
>indicator that you're about to get side/back attack bonus
>indicator of boss aggro and how+why+when it's going to change
>show AoE of enemy attacks as they're being used
>show escape chance and modifiers that are affecting it
You know, just basic JRPG convenience stuff.
>>145882328
I'm not sure where you are getting that from, considering Neptunia doesn't make such a distinction.
Actually I'm not even sure there are psychics in Neptunia.
>>145882161
As she was always meant to be.
>>145882473
>show AoE of enemy attacks as they're being used
That's already in V-II.
>>145882512
There aren't. I'm just incredibly confused that they use the stat "Mental" in a game featuring magic.
>>145882473
That's common to all jRPGs, the cryptic bullshit you have to figure on your own.
>stat defense is at 500
>good luck figuring what that means
>your TEC level is of 450
>percentage to hit? What is that?
>hey, flank attacks and back attack do more damage
>but fuck telling the player
All the same "figure it on your own dipshit".
IF has a nice ass by the way.
>>145882473
Give IF a "scan" move that shows you the enemy's stat distribution, elemental resists and most importantly status resistances/immunities. Since the chance to apply poison or stun is so low, many times I don't even know if the guy is immune or I'm being unlucky.
>>145882853
It's ok anon, I'll always have Nepgear
>>145882873
IF is best Planeptune.
>>145882873
Mental fortitude being linked to magic is nothing new. I don't really see what's confusing about it.
>>145883047
The more we talk about Neptunia, the more I like Dark Souls.
>actually gives numbers, such as damage reduction and resistances (through only the third actually gives percentage, the first and second only give relative numbers)
>status aren't RNG-related, but build up as you attack
>>145883131
IF best maker, with a lewd butt.
>>145883353
It gives you yours, you might as well guess the enemy's. Though I don't think that matters, I got through DS 3 times and I never once used or understood most status effects.
>>145882473
Shoot, I actually always forget about the side and back-attack bonuses, a little alert or something to show those in action would be great.
>>145883531
Still better than
>have a chance of paralyzing the enemy
>no clue what's the actual %
>no clue how long it is
Also,git gud.
>>145882873
Iffy is the best Nep, everything about her is perfect.
>>145884665
SHE DOES HAVE A FLAW, THOUGH...
>>145884806
>implying chuuni syndrome is a problem
It's adorable and the contrast between her level-headed leader personality and chuuni fighting style and move names is delightful.
>>145884463
I don't need to "git gud", I got through the game third times. As a general rule for my stupid brain I don't indulge in a game's systems unless it becomes necessity at one point. And I never had to learn status thingies in DS, so why would I?
IF
>>145884962
I agree with what you're saying, but even the writers think it's a problem
>>145884962
Who is this whole chuuni you talk about?
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=GOODS-00096898
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=GOODS-00096899
New wallscrolls, famsies
>>145885631
old actually
>>145885617
It's in her description.
Or do you mean to ask what exactly it is?
>>145885631
If Im to buy a wallscroll I would want others to see it. If no one visits my house then there will be little point to do that.
>>145885298
The weapon is a lot bigger than that in the games..
>>145885868
Yeah, what it means.
>>145885902
Don't you want to see neppers when you wake up or come back home
>>145884806
Falling in love can lessen IF's chuuni syndrome ~
>>145886062
Basically like childish delusions of grandeur and power. Like kids who think they have mystical powers and shit.
The thing that makes it okay for IF to be a chuuni (in my opinion) is the fact that she actually does have mystic powers and shit, as opposed to the kids on the middle school playground convinced they have a demon spirit locked in their arm or something.
>>145886251
>ReBirth 1 Vert x Iffy is not canon
;_;
This...
>>145886543
It is, it just is in a different dimension.
>>145886251
>The extra voice in V II where she offers to put on a skirt for you.
I still think about that sometimes
>>145886619
>>145886619
stop
stopstop
>>145886509
Oh, okay. thanks.
But thats pretty common at some age. I do believe that some kids really wants to be special and above the rest.
>>145886619
Is...
>>145886649
>it is, it's just non canon
That's what I read.
>>145886509
Except that she doesn't actually have magical powers, at least not the ones she proclaims to have.
There's more to Chuuni than thinking you have magic. It's why MAGES. is considered the Chuuniest chuuni who ever chuunied despite being an actual mage.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chuunibyou
>>145887150
Nepgear...
>Reached post-game in ReBirth 3
>All this grinding
Im slowly starting to lose the will to play, guys ;_;
>>145887231
>Only a dimension that fits my headcanon is canon
Why is she so mean and bitter?
>>145887369
Junior.
>>145887115
Watch the anime. Actually, just the first half.
>>145887623
>Nep Jr Jr
>>145888016
Nepgear would graduate to Nep Sr.
>>145888016
Gear Jr.
>>145888247
Holy hell, that's adorable.
>>145888240
>Why you still call her Junior?
>Because thats her name - Nep Nep Junior
>I prefer Gear...
>Our cat was named Gear!
>Anime
>Furries
Now they only have to add something MLP-related and the Unholy Trinity of Cancer will be completed.
>>145884806
Nothing a small spanking can't fix.
>>145888838
Iffy is not for spanking, she is for tender loving and hand-holding.
>>145887623
>Neptune Junior Junior
I'd ship it.
>meanwhile Histoire and literally everyone in Conquestdimension is dead
Why is Nepgear the only one allowed to have a happy ending? What about IF and Compa, who got to see Neptune's death, Nepgear's descent into insanity, and Planeptune being ruined and destroyed?
>>145889049
>hand-holding
You know who else was into hand-holding? ADOLF HITLER. What do you think he's been doing to Eva Braun all along?
neppy ge-ge junior gear
>>145889054
Compa and IF got happily married, and repopulated the fallen dimansion.
>>145889198
You know who else likes hand-holding? I do! And I consider kissing forehead and gently petting adorable too!
>>145886619
>>145887150
>>145887369
>>145887623
>"and that's how..."
>"waaaaaaah"
>>145889954
>>145887370
Help me, /nepgen/ ;_;
>>145890642
Just turn on super EXP or weaken enemies if it's that much of a problem. Otherwise, get used to grinding.
>>145889054
>What about IF...
>>145890642
/nepgen/ dont give a whatsoever
Go try to finish those
build some harems
>>145890884
How you unlock those anyway? By getting lily rank at 10?
>>145890353
>Sup, mortal, wanna see some real memes?
>>145889954
Now post Nowaru, pretending that she's not crying or anything.
>>145888247
What's the deal with this? Context?
>>145891205
Seems like you gotta have that character's lily ranks with the others all bumped up to 8
or 10
>>145892459
>All others
>With all those DLC characters
This will take like forever.
>>145892628
No, just the main characters.
>>145892205
Tsunako's assitant is the context.
>>145889835
What about Chika? The one who probably died of sorrow? And Mina?
>>145889871
DISGUSTING.
>>145891581
No, she would not cry.
Noire is a strong Goddess.
>>145893050
>pretends to be strong
Fixed.
>>145892689
How exactly you increase lily ranks quickly? Does the "symbol attack gains" instant-combat count too? And does this work with chips?
>>145889464
That's her new name, Yepperoni
>>145893174
There is a chip called "harem" I remember, yuri rank lvl 5
>symbol attack gains
You mean that 1000m stuff? That should count.
>>145893050
What if I spank her?
>>145889954
>>145893050
>>145893174
The fastest way is to mix "Harem" disk with Symbol Attack Gains plan.
This way you get 1 Lily Rank for each 10 battles.
>>145893389
>Noire and Blanc
That's new.
>>145894161
>>145893389
And where can I get this Harem disk?
>>145894412
It's cute when both are a bit tsundere..andlove rivals
>>145894840
Blanc has a short temper. Noire is tsundere.
>>145894832
I went over and didnt find anything
Shoulda been in a volcano dungeon.
>>145895567
Blanc is actually likable. Noire a bitch.
>>145848775
Is that guy from gundam
>>145895864
She's just shy and insecure! She's wonderful and lovable and perfect!
>>145895919
Finally someone gets the joke.
>>145848775
Zooming out on her v outfit puts in context just how slutty it is.
>>145896040
What's the joke though
>>145896665
Strike Noir gundan
>>145896665
A gundam named Noir
>>145896098
You misswrote sexy.
>>145896879
That too.
>>145896830
I would strike Noire if you know what I mean.
>>145897669
Nepgear stop
You can't do that
>>145898080
Nepgear is the kind of person who would use reaction images of her sister, isn't she?
>>145898080
TOO LATE
>>145898541
Nepgear is the kind of person who is fictional and can't post here.
>>145898816
>>145898816
t. nepgear
>>145898816
But she posts on N-chan. I bet you she uses pictures of Neptune a reaction images.
I love Noire more than anything in the entire world!
Nepgear learned __
>>145899756
Absolutely fucking nothing
>>145899606
I'm so sorry, anon. You're late. You can have a photo from our wedding night, though.
>>145895670
Yeah, but which one?
This spreedsheet in link is wrong - I was "farming" this whole ES EM something Cave for 30 minutes now and was getting only Combined chip and then got Worldwide - which is supposed to be only obtainable in "shift" version, not normal one (and I disabled dungeon change).
I want towatch mecha animewith Nepgear
>>145900435
Now that is hard to anwser.
I dont know if these data work
http://hyperdimensionneptunia.wikia.com/wiki/Hyperdimension_Neptunia_Wiki
Without Rom, I'd be hollow. I enjoy Rom.
Without Ram, I wouldn't have my humanity. I relish Ram.
>>145900693
Nope, no locations listed here, sadly.
So far continued to get Worldwide chips and Green Pigments, but still no sign of Harem. What a shame.
>>145901548
>>145900693
Okay, finally got it. Yes, it was ES EM, but required way too much tries.
At least changing locations (if dungeon have two) resets hidden chests.
>>145842148
I only have the chinese scans
http://www.dm5.com/manhua-chaociyuanyouxi-haiwangxing--nvshentongxin/
What gets you excited?
>>145902073
Eggs
>>145902073
Killing people.
>>145880103
More like Uni would become Murdergear's sex slave.
>>145902073
upcoming games that please me
>>145902959
>someone is excited for more fucking Gespenst variants
What planet am I on?
>>145902959
What about Kaguya
IF
>>145904339
so far the only other EF character is Aschen. Locked as a sub pilot of the Phantom
>>145904261
heathen
>>145905250
Deserves a good nepping.
How do you resist temptation?
>>145906008
Enough with those already
>>145906540
I don't know. Can you?
>>145906884
I can, I'm just asking permission
>>145906981
If that's the case, no, you don't have permission to spam porn.
>Reach Chapter5in Rebirth 2
>The only events areTrickandMagicboss fights
>Arfoirefight follows immediately afterwards
>The game ends after it
What the actual fuck. Did I miss something or is Rebirth 2 supposed to be this short?
>>145908995
You got the normal end, it says so. Other endings have more chapters.
>>145909125
Let it be known that the preceding two posts were about the games directly.
>>145909394
Yeah.
>>145910458
>>145880746
Tell me about Noire. Why does sheplease old men?
>>145911550
Come on now; don't shitpost. We all know the answer.
>nep nep
>who's there
>>145896665
Strike Noir Gundam, Steins;Gate Japanese voice actors
>>145913303
I like the dub. Hell, I'll even stand by some Doerrisms. But holy shit do I hate it when Neptune says "yo".
Well, /nepgen/, I'm going to install a pirated copy of Adobe Audition. If this wrecks my computer know that I love you all.
>>145916102
Take care PH.
>>145916102
May Arfoire help you.
>>145916102
I don't care about you.
You have to say only nice things about Nepgear.
>>145916914
At least she's not Ram.
>>145916914
She's sweet and very cute
>>145916914
A very Nepgear this good girl.
>>145916914
Her tits are lovely.
>>145918457
>>145916914
She's super-cute and hardworking and probably gives Histoire faith for the future of Planeptune.
>>145918501
But why? I'm praising Nepgear's extremely shapely body.
>>145918825
That is, until she killed everyone.
>>145839838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIGy8KANv4g
>>145920084
Still can't stop watching this, please help me.
>>145920084
Every time she does that "winking index finger on chin" pose my heart skips a beat.
NepuBuran
>>145920796
They look adorable together, but I really can't figure out how a relationship between the two squirts would go.
>>145920796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsCql0m0Hes
>>145920084
>dub
>>145921143
The dub of that scene was way better than the original jap. Regardless of your thoughts on the dub as a whole.
>>145921236
Nice headcanon.
>>145921413
It really is, 'cause the Japs would never let a Nep sound not cutesy. The dub sounds fucking ridiculous, which is how it should sound.
>>145920872
Neptune trying to drag Blanc out to have fun instead of reading books all day. Blanc trying to keep Neptune under control when she's hyper. Blanc actually being dere. Something like their manga counterparts really, they have a fantastic relationship in those.
>>145921547
Keep your opinion in the trash.
>>145921585
dere or do you mean tsun..
>>145920990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9fnH2EV1jU
>>145921547
Purposefully unattractive is still unattractive.
>>145921814
Both really. She's a better tsundere than Noire. They can actually play around with each other too.
>>145922162
Do you really want the neps to be dress up dolls all the time?
>>145921585
Is there ever any mention of Neptune and Blanc being old rivals or something? 'Cause I don't think there is.
>>145922968
The first manga is set in the original storyline, where all the CPUs were rivals in the Console War for centuries prior to HDN. So yes.
Nepgear is very good, very good at being sexualized
>>145923076
But I mean, like, especially nep and blanc. Like, is there any attention drawn to the fact that they were the big two way back when?
>>145922968
They all are old rivals and I'm pretty sure they mentioned it in the beginning but then it just devolved to cute girls doing cute things together cutely.
>>145922547
This pairing is cute but I feel it's like a downgraded version of Plutia + Nep.
>>145923593
>Did CH ever do anything involving anything console war related ever since Mk2
Seriously. They dropped that stuff well before the manga was even a thought.
>>145923878
pururu is too soft.
>>145924207
Delete this!
>>145924207
I feel like i've seen that face somewhere before.
>>145924183
Look at these two nerds in the left. Imagine them trying to kiss and being clumsy as heck. Imagine them disrobing each other and being super embarrassed at the situation and kind of insecure of their underdeveloped bodies. Imagine them kissing on the street even though to passerbys they look like children and being really self conscious about their every move. Cute, right?
Now imagine these two dorks on the right being even MORE clumsy. They stop making out when one of them moans and just stare coyly at each other until they get the gall to start again. Imagine them trying to take each other's clothes but getting distracted by how cute their clothes are. Imagine them trying to get steamy in the bedroom but then one of Plut's plushies fall down and they get distracted and start playing with the plushies whilst still half undressed.
IT'S SO CUTE YOUR HEART JUST STOPPED NIGGER
I think Tsunako drew Nepgear on purpose.
>>145924918
Really? I don't think so. I think she fell asleep one night and when she woke up there was Nepgear's design on her night table.
>>145924086
I liked RB1 when they all hated each oher, but became friends, it was very cute.
>>145925738
They barely hated each other in RB1. Now if you want to see hate you gotta go HDN1. They legit tried to kill each other. Especially Noire.
>>145925948
Are you suggesting that Noire might be an antisocial, unlikable bitch?
>>145924902
Girl you gotta fix your delusion problem first……
>>145926698
No, I'm just saying she attacked you like 9 damn times for no real reason.
I hope this boosts your day!
>>145926698
Noire is perfect and lovely and beautiful.
>>145926698
Not V Noire, she's actually likeable.
>>145926698
DELETE
>>145926935
>anal.jpg
Also fuckable
>>145927326
Anal is gross. They poop from there.
>>145927326
>>145927572
You are not allowed to discuss such things here!
>>145921547
This is why we need Adult Swim to do a Neptunia cartoon
>>145927773
They'd look like shit dude.
>>145924902
Why would they try to take each other's clothes?
>>145927684
You can't stop me from collecting all the sins, Histy.
Which Nep would you...
>lovingly impregnate and take responsibility
>roughly impregnate and go out for cigarettes amd never return
>gently sodomize
>spank red with your hips
>>145928415
Purple Heart with the first one
pass
pass
how is this possible? I don't think my hips are strong or flexible enough to do that
>>145928415
>Neptune
>No one
>Pururut
>Noire
>>145928109Hand holding
>>145928415
Iffy
No thanks
No thanks
Iffy
>>145928415
>>145928645
>>145928795
>>145928827
>>145928993
Is this the nature of /nepgen/?
>>145929081
Yes we would all lovingly make love to some supple young goddesses.
>>145928415
Rei
Noire
Uni
Uzume
>>145930443
How many times this week?
nepu nepu nepupu nepunepu nepu
nepu nepu nepu
neppu nepuWhat the fuck am I reading
nepu nepupupu nepu nepu_nepu
>>145930594
Nepu.
>>145930594
>>145930678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqFA9F7lszE
>>145930736
>arfoiresnightmare.mkv
>>145929601
>Dem oppai lolis
>>145930890
Nah, they all have long legs and defined hips.
>>145930594
nepu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDpNe2gR9jM
>>145928415
Neptune
Neptune
Neptune
Nepgear
>>145932414
>Thread quality.
>>145932536
I found myself contemplaying for a while other options, but didn't find myself a better one. Nep is best.
>>145932709
How could let lovely Nep to raise a child on her own?
>>145933082
Out of love, but I also happen to like another nep.
>>145933152
WHO IS SHE
WHAT'S HER NAME
>>145933278
your mother.
>>145928415
Rei Ryghts
n/a
n/a
Mina
I got completely burned out by the ReBirths, how long should I wait before trying V-II when it comes out on Steam?
>>145933772
My mum isn't very cute.
>>145936215
>Wake up to see this in your monitor in the middle of the night
What do?
Vitagen told me to fuck off and come here if I wanted a recommendation on which nep game I should get. So here I am
>>145936745
clean my pants first.
>>145936745
wonder what the hell happened to my old background
>>145936894
have you played a Nep game before?
>>145936745
Fap to Noire then turn off the monitor.
>>145936894
RB1 is very comfy and classic. mk1 on vita?
>>145936894
Geki Noire is a good game.
>>145936958
>>145937018
>>145937093
I never plates any Neptunia games before, I just want to start with an easy one and good story
>>145937093
>hetshit lost its mind
>again
>>145937258
Rebirth 1.
It's on the Vita and the PC
>>145936963
>There is a point in the day when he isn't fapping to Noire
>>145937258
Rebirth1
>>145937359
>he
>>145937258
The Rebirth games are the best place to start. They frequently go on sale. Rebirth 1 goes down to $5.99 US when that happens, so keep an eye out for it if you don't mind getting it digitally.
>>145937258
Geki Noire is an easy game with funny story.
>>145937876
but poorly designed.
Lily System is too op.
Fucking hell, Resta at like 4 levels higher than my 2nd highest person due to being able to lily up to hell and back and her special is an AoE Nuke that does not harm allies.
>>145937876
Ladies and gentlemen.
>>145937876
I had fun with Geki Noire honestly. The grinding was too much, but had I not been grinding in it I'd probably have gotten drunk and done another run of dark souls so.
>>145921585
The manga does NepBlanc perfectly.
>>145922968
Except for the Console War part, Neptune and Blanc are never rivals. That's Noire's stick.
Yeah, even if Sega and Nintendo were bitter enemies.
>>145937292
>Having taste this shit
>>145938572
>>145938436
Yeah, I was asking if that was part of their backstory.
>>145937258
Whatever you do don't listen to idiots like >>14593787 and >>145937093implying not same person
>>145938572
This.
>>145938572
https://nhentai.net/g/143685/
>>145938125
You are posting like any of the Neptunia games have been anywhere near balanced.
The bigger issue is that unless the stage forces you to split up your units, there's only really one tactic in Gekinoire, and that's to gather all your guys into one spot and spam the biggest guns you have. And causes that forces you to split your armies up are rare and few between.
>>145938975
>You are posting like any of the Neptunia games have been anywhere near balanced.
but GN is really, really unbalanced. Like some units can rape everything if you have enough liliy points.
Like how Demonbame rapes UX by himself
>>145938572
best one here
744220/c9714637e5
>>145939112
This is true for all the games, though. Just replace lily ranks with exp.
There is a reason all tactics in the Nep games boil down to finding a way to survive long enough to spam exe drives. Or in HDN1's case, just spamming neptune break.
You guys aren't Lastationphobes, are you?
>>145940112
Yes I am.
>>145940112
No, but I am dumb-Noireposter-phobic
>>145939112
>some units can rape everything.
>>145940112
no but i do have a weird urge to smack noire with a hockey stick for odd reason
>>145940112
No but I find you extremely aggravating.
>>145940843
Cave x Chika doujin when?
>>145941189
I'd rather have one with an increasingly stripped Cave dodging a barrage of dicksand failing
I miss Nisa...
>>145922851
>do i really want these fictional characters to entertain me
Yes.
>>145942219
>http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=yQ5FmE7D0h4&start1=360&video2=_L81LiZtXxk&start2=77&authorName=
>>145942783
Are you only entertained by perfectly attractive prissy princesses?
>>145943041
I am most definitely not entertained by the dub voices which, while bringing across a semblance of emotion in that scene alone, still have the problem of sounding terrible
What did she mean by this?
>>145943797
please don't
>>145943306
You know what else is terrible?/nepgen/, but you still come here
>>145943797
Jesus christ.
I don't usually hate on Doerr but jeesh.
>>145943797
Put a fucking trigger warning on that you fag
>Picture of Neptune shouting a line about hot pockets to express shock
What did she mean by this?
>>145940843
I'd rape Cave.
>Picture of Nepgear crying that she'll never be able to get married
What did she mean by this?
>>145943797
>>145944735
>filename is also the entire contents of the file
Waste of a good picture
>>145944047
>>145944735
You can stop samefagging now.
It's snack time for Nep-Nep.
>>145944923
It beats trying to manually search through 1600 pictures for the one you specifically one at the moment.
>>145945014
You can stop being a retard now.
>>145945014
dumb noireposter
>>145945281
>>145945334
You can stop samefagging now.
>>145945356
>>145945014
You can stop samefagging now.
>>145945201
I've got a tasty treat for her.
save us nepnep
>>145945668
http://www.siliconera.com/2016/04/18/hyperdimension-neptunia-editor-nick-doerr-talks-localization/
>>145945826
Slowpoke is slooooow.
>>145945628
REMOVE EGGPLANT remove eggplant
you are worst cfw. you are the cfw idiot you are the cfw smell. return to lastatino. to our lastation cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,asic we will never forgeve you. pirate rascal FUck but fuck asshole cfw stink asic atari etari..cfw genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead cfw..ahahahahahASIC WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget consolewar. Tari we kill the CPU , tari return to your precious wasteland….hahahahaha idiot cfw and asic smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE EGGPLANT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. nep+leanbox+lastation+lowee=kill asic…you will consolewar/ 5pb alive in planeptune, 5pb making album of planeptune . fast rap 5pb planeptune. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of 5pb… you are ppoor stink cfw… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
5pb alive numbr one #1 in planeptune ….fuck the cucksoles ,..FUCKk ashol cfws no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 5pb aliv and real strong wizard kill all the cfw farm aminal with rap magic now we the paneptun rule .ape of the zoo presidant magci fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and asic wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. planeptune greattst countrey.
>>145945826
Swing and a miss, Doerr. Entire article is either an intentional or misinformed strawman argument.
>>145946061
What da fuck?
>>145946223
Shitty pasta.
>>145946198
>blaming doerr for everything wrong is okay
>Doerr DARE to defend himself? THE NERVE!!
>>145946774
We all know what a strawman is; you don't need to provide examples.
>>145946835
And you're extremely oblivious ot the fact that you've been strawmanning all along.
>>145946198
The article never presents an opposing view, they just ask Doerr "so how does this work?". It is therefore impossible for the article to contain a strawman, you should look up big boy words before using them.
>>145946895
But Onee-chan, Doerr is not supposed to defend himself. He should be happy we're all insulting him for being shit and telling him how to do his job.
>>145946895
The article is a strawman because he's producing an argument as to why "memes" are justified in the script when that was never the issue behind his ignoble removal in the first place.
The article plainly stems from controversy surrounding him and the localization process of Neptunia.
>>145946884
You don't have any clue what that is, do you?
>>145946993
I honestly like to shit on Doerr as much as the next guy, I just don't like guys like >>145946835
trying to sound smart with their big boy words they don't understand.
THAT SAID, even though he should be put to the stake for every other change, Nep Jr. is pretty good.
>>145947071
Projecting your own insecurities again?
>>145946895
Get with the program. Using logical fallacy words is one of the hottest memey memes on all of N-Chan. Aren't you begging the question by suggesting he doesn't know what he's saying?
>>145947125
>memey memes
>>145947071
Yet the article never tries to present an argument of why they shouldn't, nor tries to simplify it. Nor it does state that they were the only problem with Doerr's work or the only reason for his removal, therefore not containing a strawman.
They don't address the matter of the other changes, because the article is not "Doerr defends himself on Neptunia", it's an extract from an interview *with a concrete question about memes". The interview has other questions, but this one is about memes so Doerr talks about memes. Quoting the question of the interviewer "Why so many memes?" The question asked wasn't "Why are you so fucking stupid Doerr" and then he ranted about memes, they fucking asked him about memes in the first place.
Post Vita.
>>145946223
>>145946348
>>145946390
It's only shitty if you unironically like Eggplant.
>>145947317
So lewd these panties.
>>145947317
>>145947317
I would vita her... uh, thing? If you know what I'm saying?
>>145947402operate her rear touchpad controlsdetermine the function of her mystery port
etc
>>145947287
Fair enough, I didn't notice that the question asked was specifically about memes alone.
So it's just an uninformative article.
>>145947578
Never happy, huh?
>>145947862
How could you tell?
>>145947862
Why wouldn't I be happy that Doerr was booted from the Neptunia series after the team translating the games noticed that the people buying the games thought he was shit?
That's like saying "You sure do look unhappy now that this steaming pile of horseshit has been scraped off the top of your cherry pie."
>>145947578
It's an excerpt of a larger interview about a point of interest regarding localization, the memes, and also links to that interview. That seems to pertinent to those of us who play the localized games. Unless you think that the memes are not a point of interest regarding the Neptunia localization, in which case you oughta tell all the memey Neppers over here.
>>145948009
And moving the goalposts again.
>>145948009
t. retranslation patch dev
>>145948079
Maybe you should quit projecting your ad hominem appeal to incredulity
>>145948079
Are you...okay?
>>145948164
Are you? The poster wasn't saying that in reference to your opinion on Doerr, but rather that you were mad that the article linked to did not specifically address your beef with Doerr's localization and so you called it a "strawman" at first and "uninformative" later.
Someone post the link to writefag stuff.
>>145948576
What, noire anon?
>>145948351
But it is uninformative. It provides a single question from a full interview, and doesn't provide an author's perspective on the "issue" nor does it link it to any events as to why the Q&A might have taken place (i.e said controversy).
It links to the Q&A anyway, so they may as well have cut the interview altogether and posted the link on twitter or a cooler wall; hence uninformative.
>>145948154
Your memes make nep proud.
>>145948143
I kek'd
>>145948720
It informed you the Q&A existed, didn't it? That it excerpts a part of the interview that may be of particular interest is fine.
>>145947098
HELL YEAH NEP JR IS THE BEST
>>145948720
And that's why I say you moved the goalposts.
You went from
>"urgh doerr strawmanned"
to
>"yeah but the interview is uninformative"
If you just want to shit on Doerr, say it.
>>145949195
Why can't a top nep comb her hair correctly ?
>>145949029
The sole thing of interest in that article is a link to a different site, which as I noted, belonged on a twitter post or cooler wall, rather than a full news article. However, that's what it is, and is thus uninformative.
>>145949338
I thought that much was obvious?
>>145949379
Finally you stop pretending to have a superior moral ground by inventing reasons.
It wasn't that hard, now was it?
>>145949379
Whatever, as long as you understand that you were foolish to call it a "strawman".
>>145949358
She knows it makes her cuter.
>>145949338
You do realize that's backpedalling and not moving the goalposts, right?
>>145949454
Because I didn't read the question properly.
>>145949449
I was never pretending to have some "superior moral ground" in the first place - not that you'd actually need something like that to justify shitting on Doerr.
>>145949358
Neat, tidy hair is for a proud Leanbox goddess.Which means Nepgear is going to get a serious brushing one of these days
>>145949660
You remind me of a loud minority who like shitposting.
>>145949195
Top Gear this Nepnep.
>>145949867
Funny, that; you do too.
no fighting
>>145950494
Hello ghost.
>>145950494
Fighting would imply it's possible to think Doerr's writing is good - what a scary world that would be.
>>145950607
But it is.
>>145950678
Sure, pull the other one.
>>145950678
i hate you
>>145950607
"Nep Jr." rocks
>>145950745
>>145950921
>ablueblue how dare people not like what I like
>let me samefag to prove how right I am!
>>145951019
>Implying
>>145951019
>>145951120
>>145951196
>more samefagging
>>145951229
>more shitposting
>>145951229
>>145951276
>>145951480
>even more samefagging
Yawn.
>>145951528
>>145951528
>>145951667
>>145951713
Don't waste the image limit with this shit.
>>145952049
But how is he supposed to shitpost if he can't post pictures?
>>145952049
You people need to calm down and contribute to this thread like I do, with spanking and nep butts.
>>145952247
I can never get over what a fantastic image this is.
>>145952247
I want to see her clit....
And with Big Nep's unspanked lewd butt.
>>145952492
Magical enough to stop arguments. Through butt, unity.
>>145952557
True ride, friend.
>>145952610
I WANT FULL COLOR!
>>145952780
It took you three minutes and fifty-six seconds to jerk off?
>>145953049
Hi Ghost!
Usually i need ~3 minutes for Noire and 5 minutes for other Neps.
>>145953390
wat
>177 images
>0 Iris Heart picture
What's wrong with Nepgen today?
>>145954001
I wonder how her queef nuggets taste...
>>145954001
Here.
>>145954001
Iris heart a shit, and so is your taste.
>>145954001
Let me fix this posthaste.
>>145954363
I know. It's something like this.
>>145954001
I want to read or write a story about the neps being in a cabin in the middle of a snowstorm.
Welp, time to get "that" ending.
I hope it would at least be more satisfying than the rushed "normal" one.
>>145955426
The audio drama: "A very cold day in Lowee" is pretty much exactly that.
It feels so good that Noire won E3 yet again.
>>145956104
>>145956512
>someone calls noire gay
>>145956104
It was South Park by itself really
>>145957651
deleted why
>>145955871
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You poor fucker.I pussied out and watched the thing on Youtube and still felt bad.
>>145956045
Nice. Gonna google that.
>>145958607
Yurishits.
Anyway : time for a quick update.
While we were trying to infiltrate a primitive planet populated by abominations with tentacles, one of my covert operatives fell in love with a tentacle girl and betrayed my empire.
Ever since, the progress have been set back constantly. Almost every month, I lost 20% on the progression jauge due to random events.
What the traitor doesn't know is that if the infiltration fails, I'll vitrify the planet from orbit and purge these fuckers, even if I have to waste all my influence for that.
I don't care that I can't even use the planet, I won't let a traitor tell me what to do.
Also, we encountered a new space empire, called Lastation Network. Turns out big sisters are really shit at staying in charge in Stellaris, Purple Heart got evicted by Purple Sister and Black Heart has been replaced by Black Sister.
I half-expect Leanbox's Column to have Chika as the Divine Empress.
And finally, here is a global screenshot.
Planeptune is small because I suck at this game, but Lastation's Network is fucking huge. I wonder if it's a Fallen Empire or if the AI is just better than me.
That's probably just me sucking because I'm bad at games.
On an unrelated note, "Neptune's Sea" has been renamed "Detroit", and will soon be renamed "Dead Man's Land" after I bomb the shit out of it. In the name of Freedom and Democracy of course, because I'm a pacifist*.
* Actually not.
>>145958607
>>145959643
Or because of the dick, that would make more sense.testing, am I banned?
>>145960717
That's unfortunate.
>>145960026
>I wonder if it's a Fallen Empire
Fallen Empires only have one ethos
>>145960026
This is why I prefer wormhole FTL.
>>145961869
Ha, okay.
So I just suck. Should've figured.
>>145961919
Yeah, the IA is a bit dumb. CPU Zheng He first tried to reach the planet through that space between the Gun Runners' and Lastation Network's spaces, but found Crystalline Entities and fell back.
Asking her to reach that system again resulted in this.
It was hilarious to be honest. Way funnier than that turncoat.
What did he mean by this?
>>145960857
I could remake it with a suspiciously dick-shaped banana, but I'm worried it wouldn't be the same.
>>145962445
That IF deserves a spanking for being chuuni.
Can Nepgen do better?
>>145962445
Is that a Yu Yu Hakusho reference?
>>145963007
>After pushing her hair back and soaking it thoroughly, Vert glanced down between her legs at her small blonde bush. "Hmm, I don't think it needs tidying just yet," she said quietly to herself.
Way to fucking ruin the mood.
>>145963536
>unshaved
disgusting whore
>>145963616
It's the other way around. Pure girls don't need to shave since they don't have unexpected sex every day.
>>145963616
The whole story is like that. It starts cute with two neps lost in a cabin in the snow, and then Vert starts looking at her pubes in the mirror and Blanc fingers herself.
Way to ruin what could have been a fun story.
>>145963804
t. a fucking yeti
pruning the hedges has nothing to do with expecting company in the front yard, it's personal hygiene
>>145964120
>t. a fucking yeti
>>145964120
Well yeah, but it "doesn't need tidying just yet"
>>145963536
It said small bush, not jungle.
>>145964659
>>145964389
>small bush
>doesn't need tidying
exactly why vert is a disgusting whore
>>145964896
Consider that maybe you just have shit taste.
>>145963804
I guess Noire shaves everyday.
>>145964948
or that maybe you're into hairy afghan women
>>145964354
I could not get into Soul Eater
>>145964389
>not tidying bush
Meanwhile Noire is pleasing random guy for something.
This is Nepgear.
>>145966363
Huh...it actually is.
>>145966363
>>145966919
Never noticed the tissues box.
>>145967189
In Gamindustri it's allergy season all year round.
>>145967189
>>145966919
A shame the photoshop is obvious.
>>145967605
Or maybe it's in case they catch Japanese Cold.
>>145968083
reminds me of some stat pic where the japanese cold was a disguise for suicides and something else was higher than that
>>145968083
Would a goddess even survive a Japanese cold?
>>145968519
Nepgear is really adorable
>>145969767
True.
>>145968519
Forget the anti-crystals or whatever, this is the one weapon to kill Goddesses.
>>145971287
Gehaburn was secretly the Japanese Cold in solid form
http://dengekionline.com/elem/000/001/298/1298465/#eid1299115
AW YIS, NEPGEAR
Say something nice about this nep.
>>145971827
the site also mentions Uni, Ram, and, Rom
>>145971827
So the candidates will appear in cyberdimension? Nice.
>>145971827
Finally something new.
>>145971643
I don't think we were ever told who created the Gehaburn, so let's just go along with that.
>>145972028
I bet the second picture is actually Uni's
>>145971827
>>145972028
What else does it say? Can anyone here read moon?
>>145972407
no idea, I used good tanslate.
Translated Ram as Lam
>>145972383
But then does that mean that one of the twins is using a sword? So unfitting.
>>145972768
It actually kinda fits Ram, I guess.
>>145972816
I'd give her an axe, just saying.
>>145972973
I'd give her a spanking, just saying.
>>145973447
At this point I just assume that automatically, you don't even need to mention it.
>>145973551
I don't want to be forgotten.
Nepgear's Nepgeardam skill is kinda like the Persona 4 anime (she punches, the robot punches too). Horie Yui also voiced Chie, is it just coincidence?
>>145973631
Yes
>>145973641
>V (R) comes to
>everyone uses it for sexual purposes
>except Vert who wants sisters that desperately
This is depressing.
But Kei is cute.
>>145973631
English Chie is Noire, even more of a coincidence. And she does a much better voice there, not the "spoiled teenager bitch". Though I guess that kinda fits Noire.
>>145973974
But Vert has a sister now. CH just needs to catch up with the news.
>>145974561
>spoiled teenager bitch
I use two of these terms to justify spankings in my fanfictions. Just so you know.
>>145974662
Didn't someone said earlier that gameindustri wasn't about consoles anymore but just about cute girls vaguely related to video games doing cute things?
>>145974757
Oh my god, can you be any more self-important.
>>145975170
I could try making my own pastebin and shove it down everyone's throat while insulting people in the archives.
>>145973974
Vert sexually ruins the people she raises without even needing to lust after them. Those two staying VR is probably for the best.
>>145975398
Nobody cares about your spanking fetish though, so no need to shove it down people's throats.
>>145975601
Yeah, that's true. Vert likes to imagine herself with sisters but she only wants to act like sisters when it make things easy for her.
>>145975601
>>145975789
Vert's VR imoutos are becoming real.
>>145975946
New VII DLC with them soon.
>>145976062
If did actually added them I really hope they give them actual names.
>>145977032
Please say IF. It took me a few seconds to understand your sentence.
>>145977198
IF
>>145977318
Thank you.
>>145977318
>play VII expecting badass Iffy
>literally gets 10 minutes of screentime
And people say VII is good.
>>145975398
Right, you'll just force your fetish instead.
>>145977629
At least Iffy has her own spin off and she is not even one of the main 4 CPUs.
>>145977878
Thats gotta be vert's delusion
>>145977974
Shame they made her wear a slutty outfit and that's the only outfit she can wear in the entire game.
>>145975789
But she acts like an older sister to the other CPUs, and doing a great job there. There's even and event in RB3 specifically about this.
>>145978434
Wasn't it in RB2? Where Nepgear tells her she'd be a great sister?
>>145978356
And that's bad because?
Vert needs an older sister that she wouldn't get along with at first but eventually teaches her some lesson about family n shiet
>>145978619
Because that outfit doesn't fit her tomboyish personality. It's too revealing for someone who is conscious about her body. The real reason behind it is obviously fanservice. Her shorts aren't even shorts anymore, they show as much as if she was wearing panties instead.
>>145978356
I like it how in the new outfit the shirt goes till her neck, the exposed belly is alright, but it would look even better if Iffy had some abs, but I like her old coat better.
>>145978760
I'd teach Vert anything.
By spanking her. Or worse, byturning her Internet off in the middle of a raid.
>>145978994
And you think IF isn't conscious of her body?
>>145978356
when is Neps vs SeHa getting a US release?
>>145978760
Too bad Microsoft doesn't have any older consoles to be Vert's older sister, unless we retcon Ultradimension Vert (she is the first Xbox). That only leaves us with computers to be her sister.
>>145979052
Her default oufit is perfect, it didn't need any redesign. It's cool to see her in alternate outfits though, she and Compa hardly get outfit in the games for some unknown reason
>>145978619
I meant the one where they all sit at a table and she's like "eat all your veggies", "don't read at the table", etc and then Gear comments on how she's like an older sister to the goddesses... that's not the same event, right?
>>145979391
They actually had outfits in HDN andMk2 but then they got removed.
>>145980231
That's the one, yeah. It's in RB2.
>Already maxed out Lily Ranks for Nepgear
>For "that" ending it must be lower than 8
Welp, there goes my chance to witness a nep murdering spree.
Guess today is Gamindustri's lucky day or something.
>>145980861
If i recally correctly, you can get it even with maxed Lily,
>>145980861
Here : http://lparchive.org/Hyperdimension-Neptunia-mk2/Update%2061/
Don't thank me.
>>145980861
You can still do it if you really want. Avoid clicking on one of the cities so you don't recruit every maker.
>>145980861
you can still get it, you just need to not get the makers (CC2, mages., and Tekken)
>>145981017
Thank you
>>145981260
Aaaaaaw, sheesh, Anon.
>>145978994
And that's bad because?
>>145978994
I'm sorry but I think you caught the gay
>>145981874
What's wrong with that
>>145981950
You can't appreciate true beauty if you're gay.
Not to mention not neps don't like taking it in the ass.
>>145981017
I never got to Vert's part because of the Lastation mess. She was so cool. They should let her show off a little more, not just in tearjerk side stories.
>>145982303
>You can't appreciate true beauty if you're gay.
What kind of idiot are you
>>145982303
But even if Iffy is tomboy, she is still a girl, so the anon is not gay. He just has good taste for cool girls like Iffy.
>>145982467
And have her like Chika a bit more.
>"Yes. I will not die. I cannot leave behind the one girl who has treated me lke a true sister.";_;
>>145982528
And yet in HDN1 we actually fought La Delphinus.
>>145980994
>>145981017
>>145981092
>>145981105
Oh, so it's still achievable? Nice.
Thanks for the tip, anons.
>>145982869
yes
>>145982528
>chuuni because of skill names
>yfw Delphinus is actually real
Shame it's just a generic boss.
I want to explore Stella's dungeonif you know what I mean
>>145983258
Stella bit the dust.
>>145983178
>>145982765
Also, isn't there a monster in RB3 who looks just like Arfoire's foxface form and it's named Delphinus?
>>145983569
and arena bosses
Which nep will Nepgear "conquer" next?
>>145984030
I feel like this general was missing a reaction image.
>>145945924
>Sonic: You're too slow!
>>145953390
Great taste.
0-4: fap to noire trueride
5-9: fap to vert trueride
>>145987389
RnJesus is my kind of guy.
>>145987389
We need more choices.
>>145987389
Rolling
>>145981017
>Don’t. Fucking don’t. Turn around
You know you're in for something reallyfunwhen even the walkthrough starts swearing and telling you to choose another route
>>145988224
I suggest pic related
>>145988769
it's less of a walkthrough and more of a Let's Play.
and the best part, the thread goaded him into doing it and he was like "I hate you all"
but the despair from the thread was amazing
Uzume doesn't understand how tie clips work.
>>145987389
Rolling even though I like them both.
Am I the only one who liked Conquest? I mean, it made me feel like shit, but that's good right? Like, the game did it's job, it was a great dramatic moment.
>>145987389
AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT
>>145989202
It's not like she has anything there to clip her tie to anyways
>>145990010
When we talked about it initially I think the biggest complaint was that almost everyone acts out of character.
Could be explained by the sword messing with their thoughts, like Sauron's ring. Holy sword end supports the theory but only with one sentence, so it's not clear if that is what they were going for or they just fucked up/didn't care.
>>145987389
>trueride
what?
>>145990314
Maybe she could button up the shirt too. Common decency and all that.
>>145990485
I think it's the wide neps guy. Just about the only artist doing quality nep lewds.
Why do celebs keep dying? Are we gonna run out of them? Because I don't see new one. Maybe the neps will save us
>>145990807
Not even the Japanese are safe, Yuko Miztunari (pic related) died last month.
>>145990807
every time you post offtopic a celebrity dies
>>145990314
If she did her shirt properly she would, the slut.
>>145987389
C'mon, give me Noire!
"By any means necessary."
Nepgear invading other dimensions to sustain Imperial Planeptune through an endless war of expansion when?
>>145990807
There are new ones though. jacob sartorius
New
>>145991247
>>145990687
Nah, that's Sekirei. Trueride is a different guy.
>>145990484
I'm fairly certain that it wasn't intended to be so at first, they just added the mind altering thing when it came time for Holy sword because they went back, looked at it, and realized it doesn't jive.