Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

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>Lunch still hasn't arrived

Do people still do GvGs in WvW, or is that what Stronghold is for now?

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cats

>>145755035
>you will never hang out at the bar with Vae and his musky friends

>>145755437
I want to risk cutting my hand patting a spikeyface's forehead.

>>145755454
>Vae and his musky friends
tfw no Vae talk show

>tfw Vae finally quit gw2 but still wastes his time shitposting on gw2g

>>145755706
Proof that Vae loves us all, and gives so much to this wretched community anon. Vae IS love.

>>145755706
I haven't seen Gae avatarfag for a while now but I still see him outside the bank in Barb Citadel all alone.
Is he waiting for someone?

>>145755386
>Charr
>Chill fun loving dudes who keep their furfag autism power levels mostly hidden
Are you sure?

>>145755948
He's waiting for someone who really understands his feels. None of us can even try to do that.

You think fucking an ele could result in your dick burning off?

You think fucking a mesmer could result in your dick shattering?

>>145756597
Desired by many but destined for eternal loneliness.
No wonder he looks so sad

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>>145756597
I want to love and understand the Vae.

I'm looking for a pure femsura to make my waifu.

I wish we had new players to talk about instead of the same two-bit rat and furry show. Maybe a cute norness player or two.

>>145758782
shut up you stupid little stinky anon, you need to make a femsura and be my waifu.

now shut up and don't talk.

>>145758925
fuck you rapist anon go try and shit talk someone else you stupid shit

>>145758925
im gonna fucken tickle you cunt
im gonna fucken whisper awful jokes into your ear when you are at the trading post
im gonna fucken pour harpy pheremone on you at the fucken bank you little shit anon
fuck you

>>145758984
Would you kindly sod off for a bit, mate? You're fucking mental today.

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>>145757717
>tfw you will never make him this happy

>>145759194
shut up you stupid little stinking anon


>>145759313
you better stop posting you little sad cat anon or i'm gonna spank you until you cry

>>145759194
I'm gonna fucken grab you and make you take a nap earlier than usual. I'm gonna fucken turn the kettle on but do nothing with the boiled water and I'm make you watch me do it.

>>145759194
I'm gonna make you turn your socks inside out. You stupid little annoying stinky femsura.

>>145757717
you will never understand him you stupid little fuck.

Vae is mine and mine forever. Just like all the other cute femsuras and what not. As much as Vae doesn't want to be likened to a cute rat, he's adorable like a little qtpa2t with lovely feetsies.

Now fuck off you stupid stinky lewd anon Vae ismine, fug you.

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>>145755186
im gonna fucken rape you cunts and then find that fucking faggot russian femcharr cunt and rape his little boipucci and then im coming for the fucken faggot femcharr dragon waifu cunt from euro wherever that cunt is im gonna find him and rape him and make him my bitch

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When's the wedding?

>>145760159
im gonna beat you up and make you cry you stupid little stinky anon

Read this for guild info:

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

Comfyanon....Are you okay? o_o

>>145763317
come snuggles me anon

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>>145763490
I am here to help.

Huhuhu. Kidding here's your daily dose.

>>145755948
I saw him in the aerodome when wing 3 released. I wonder if he had a group for it.

>>145760159
It was October 14th at 8am CT

>>145763567
you're so damn cheeky lol

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>145764357
*changes ur diaper*

Who is the most autistic person on this general?

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>Brown-skinned Krytans stopped the Charr
>Pasty Ascalonians got seared and cuckt


Fuck the six praise the Unseen Ones

>>145764761
Comfyanon now.

>>145765072
you're in trouble now anon

what was the reason for rexxie dropping his trip and getting a stupid name like comfyanon

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We HAVE to put down Rexxie right now. His behaviour shows serious case of a late stage insanity, and he is already beyond saving.
Listen to me right now, this man is no longer human and ending his poor existence will not only alleviate a burden from us, but him as well.

>>145766541
i'm on my way to your house right now cunt and im gonna throw you outa ur bed and cuddle you on your verandah cunt

>>145766541
you stupid little 2.23mb 1920x1080 stinky femcharr we can all see ur lewd dirty pantsu u need to have a wash

>>145766541
fluffy femcharr cunny :3

>>145766541
>tfw noticed by vuncia

i am a God

>>145766541
Listen here, you're just being obscene right now. If you want cuddles you only need to ask and maybe purr a little, alright!?

>tfw vuncia loves comfyanon......

Look! I'm comfyanon too ya fucking drongo cunts. Just waiting for my cenny link payment to go thru so i can hit up woolies for some tim tams

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>>145767358
Comfy, stop...

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>>145767358
tfw vuncia wants me for my big loads of cummies...

>>145767445
>7445 ▶
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f-fug, rosie pls don't be sad :c
*pats*

>Tfw the only way to become a true meme is to be an annoying shitposter

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Here we can see Rexxie exhibit some of many symptoms of his late stage insanity.
Not only is he desperately trying to keep his grip on this reality by making threats of molestation and harassing which he probably considers normal human interaction, but he also lost his ability to identify characters correctly, thinking that he is speaking to someone that he isn't.
We must end his struggles on the shortest possible notice.

>>145767864
>pls give me attention

anon..................... just............. have...... a bit of fun........ u nerd

oh boy, i actually thought that was vuncia ;_;
who am I talking to then?
i cant keep up with all this stuff

So which order should my thief join? And which one should my necro? I can't decide this

>>145768212
It really doesn't matter storywise.

Just do one order on the thief and another order on the necro. Then when you make another character join the third one.


It's mostly for the armor skins at like lvl 40 into the story

>>145768212
why do you care so much, it doesnt do anything besides armor choices

>>145768565
Ah okay thanks. I didn't know it has so little impact.

>>145770345

well there are little story missions that are different but even within the order questline there are a few choices you can make so when you end up having 5+ characters you can make different choices even within the same order questline.

Thief I'd go Order of Whispers, Necro maybe Priory?

Order of whispers does some infiltration and espionagy kind of stuff.

Well, that settles it. Male Norn mains are confirmed most autistic.

Thanks Rexxie, you've been invaluable for my case study.

>you will never inhale the heavenly aroma of riathen's sweaty nutsack after a long day of w3 raiding

>>145771671
Rexxies actually a cucksura main, so......

>>145772486
He's a sylvari main...

>>145772283
Rikki.......

kittdai...

>>145773029
shhhhh she's sleeping

What the fuck with the gem prices

>>145773265
I'm gonna wake her up by motorboating her tummy!

>>145772283
Hi Rikki! Let's ERP!!

>>145770757
Thanks a lot. Are armor pieces you buy from an order bound to that character? Or could I purchase some light armor with my thief from whispers and give it to my necro?

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>>145774495
what do you take me for, a common floozy?

>>145774604
soulbound, purchasing it unlocks it and then you can use tranny stones for another alt

>>145774762
Well that's okay then. Thanks again m8

>>145774689
No... I just really like you....

>>145774604

the skins go to your wardrobe, the stats on the armor are ass so it's the skins that matter anyway.

>>145774689
Yes

>Tfw grew out of my ERP phase
>People still mention it
>Violent flashblacks


ERP is retarded

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>>145762379
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, HOPE and FUN, don't re-direct anons to troll/meme guilds, this list is pretty trash.

>>145780454
>FUN
>active
You're the memer here.

I have every single image Fluusi has posted saved on my hard drive.

>>145780679
Dunno what to tell you, they still do stuff together, and are a serious guild.

>>145780862
FUN is alive, but they are the epitome of clique.

>>145781119
says who

>>145781380
An informed anon

>>145780862
Venomblades guild has more people logging in daily than FUN, FUN is lucky to push more than 15 people, on a raid day or gevent. Otherwise on weekdays and weekends, completely silent and devoid of any activity.

>>145757272
Maybe, but her dick would definitely shatter

>>145781475
what is your source of information and why do you require to remain anonymous, it does not help back your claim

>>145781616
Please, don't exaggerate lol. People are chatting in FUN during their normal hours all the time, it's EU's proper social guild regardless.

>>145781660
Why are you getting so defensive? Just admit that there is a core FUN clique that isn't really interested in finding or socializing with new members.

>>145781972
Im not saying it isnt the case, just wondering whos saying it

>>145782831
its shitposting

>>145781972
yea ill admit it you got us

>be on BG
>log in during OCX
>farm Zog/TORK for 3+ hours every night

feelsgoodman

It's not fair. Why does drosera get all the waifus?

>>145785291
Name one waifu Drosera currently has in his possession. If anything, he's the cuck.

>>145777443
It's a dangerous interaction ideally only employed as character development.

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If you had 1 FREE ERP ticket, who would you ERP with and do you think they will want more? Anyone whether they still play or not.

>>145786390
calsi just to make them both cry

Things are starting to look HD

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>>145787137
oops, I was so excited I forgot my picture!

>>145786390
>tfw boppsi wasted hers by asking me to link some old logs when she was drunk

>>145787515
>she
old logs of you and fluusi?

>>145787618
I've never ERP'd with fluusi

I think I just posted some logs I had recently gotten from black desert lol

>>145786390
Him...

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>>145787515
>she

>>145787847
are you saying boppsi isn't a girl... and I gave her my logs....... and she's a boy................

omg....................................................

>>145786390
Id let rikki do whatever he or she wanted to me and love him for it

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>>145787971
you give those things out like candy! She probably has dozens more saved up

>>145787971
ye boppsi the boy wanked his wiener to things you said dros. you made boppsi cum with your words

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>>145788062
I've only given out 2 nobody used the first one, and boppsi used the second one

>>145788162
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>145788383
boppsi probably jerks to it daily

diaper rat team returned back to shitposting

>>145788383
>the irony in that dros probably has boys cumming to his words every night

>>145788383
there was nothing stopping Boppsi from taking everyone else's! I bet she's hoarding them all for a special occasion

>>145788532
He probably cums to the thought of boys pretending to be girls cumming to his words every night, too.

>>145788532
>tfw I fucked oothier while roleplaying a boy

being a boy is fun!

>>145788667
dros pretends to be the girl though

>>145788383
Do you like the taste of boppsi's cum oothier?

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>>145788553
oh no.. he could unlock my whole log folder at that rate
>>145788473
OH NO

>>145788902
I don't know what it would taste like, do asura have different flavors like sylvari?

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>>145788863
tru dat

>>145788517
diaper furs die. you too charr flea crotch

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>>145787690
careful now, fluscuck comes to this thread to ctrl + f his name, he'll get triggered that you mentioned him again

just got over my warframe addiction, is it worth getting back into gw2 or is it dead?

>>145789534
I haven't seen another player in days.....

>>145789534
what's your definition of dead?

>>145789519
>>145787690
wtf how dare you say you never erpd with me, behind my back, like I wouldn't see it in the thread Drosera

>>145789534
Raids are nice. WvW is okay but not great.
Don't hit this game hard senpai, just play the core game casually and do things with frineds.

>>145789751
wtf are u talking about *shrieks erupt from the basement*

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>tfw no femcharr wife

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>>145790081
If femcharr looked like actual feline creatures as they can be found in this reality I would not want them anymore.

>>145789705
well, is it hard to find others to do dungeons and the like?
>>145789752
thanks, that's what i was planning to do, but only a few of my friends still play this but i guess it'll be good for some casual playin then

>tfw no cubs

>>145789179
Dros can I have a copy of ERP logs? I don't have a ticket

>>145790081
Omg why is she so angry but licks him in between her rage..

That's scary as fuck

WTS FEMCHARR ERP

tomorrow i am going to make all the hopesuras CUM during the guild pic. watch for the abs.

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>>145791193
>not musky mcharr ERP

>>145790698
the only way you can get a copy is if you ERP'd with me and ask for your own logs

or I post an ERP coupon

>>145791443
I too will be shirtless

>>145791561
Does an ERP coupon work with Korrli

WTT FREE ERP COUPONS FOR GEM GIFTS

>>145791561
no. give me someone else's logs.

give me rat logs

i demand to know how you plow those femsura waifus!!

give me the rat

>>145792424
yea but it cant break my rule of no ERP with guildm8s

>>145792941
but those are really lewd, and I can't disrespect people's privacy

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back to basics

https://www.strawpoll.me/10511941

results will be finalized at midnight

>>145793064
You're the guild leader. If they get mad you can just kick them.

Now fork over those rat logs

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what's keeping this thing on her tail?
What's it for?

>>145793756
It's a rat detector.

>posting erp logs
this is why I tell people to only erp with people they know well. no risk of thia and their purity stat gets a buff
that or be a dom and cuff/gag your subbys ahuhu

>>145793904
I don't post them though, read my posts, I clearly stated I give them back to only where they belong

>>145787308
you lil cutie

>>145793904
fuck off midna

I'm in the Arenanet guild and I'm a huge ERP slut, AMA

>>145794418
Are you in the ArenaNet guild?

>>145794539
Yeah boy

>>145793414
i want all of them....

>>145794354
>tfw in DN and caught Korrupter Serra and Mistress Rosette ERPing years ago, and drosera probably has her logs

>>145794418
Are you in the ArenaNet guild?

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WITNESS.

The rise of the mantle is nigh, brothers.
Scholars, farmers in their fields, soldiers, all await the call.

>>145795023
Rise on my barb, cuckboi

>>145794942
she needs to wwash her pantsu

>>145795023
why do you put random numbers for your pictures?

Do you think Drosera has Vuncia's ERP logs?

>>145795240
I don't use my gw2 screenshot folder and it's easier to run my fingers up and down the keyboard than individually name each one

>>145795131
This is a burz post

>>145795367
how about you run your fingers up and down my barb

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>>145791561
which rats have you fucked?

>>145795315
I haven't ERP'd with vuncia, we are just buddies

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>>145795131
>>145795505
Don't be heretics, mcharr anons. Mursaat are for killing.

Vengeance for our failed attack on Kryta.

>>145795649
better off asking which ones he hasn't

tell us who

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The true gods, The Unseen Ones, will bring back an era where Kryta stood strong against the undead, charr and centaurs.

Queen Jenna does not belong on the throne and her ill-understanding of politics is almost as disgusting as the mesmer by her side. Who knows what trickery she has sown on the people of Divinity's Reach?


Obey the White Mantle
Heed the call
Only the blood of the Chosen can bring back the Unseen Ones.

>>145796131
i just want to make rikki giggle

I am going to touch Korrli's quad bun without her permission....

>>145795649
>>145795892
I haven't ERP'd as Komfii, and Korrli is technically pure after I did the whole rite of erpassage

I won't name rats I've ERP'd with lol they can post about me if they want

>>145796651
What is a rite of erpassage?

>>145795315
>Vuncia
>erp
Don't get our hopes up anon

>>145796131
> The Unseen Ones
Buy some AR from auction, infuse your stuff, laugh at their pathetic magic while you killing them. Thanks Evon.

>>145796651
>I won't name rats I've ERP'd with lol
NAME THEM

>>145797291
>Implying Spectral Agony is the exact same thing as Mists Agony

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>>145797301
Why do you care so much?

>>145797030
deleting all of your logs and dirty clothes and actually saying no to ERP when someone asks

>>145797405
>same mechanic
>implying not

>>145797682
Omg did you really delete your clothes?

Damn ERP must have been harsh or something.

>>145797791
you have to be thorough with such an important procedure

>>145799017
Poor Rikki has to squint, her eyes just aren't used to all those pixels.

I want to ERP Rikki while Oothier watches........

I want to ERP Calsi........

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Vuncia...

I want calsi and rikki to double team suck my cock

I want calsi and lani to double team suck my cock

I want Rikki Calsi Lani Effie Yozzil Peachy Ruddo Flunkky Nyuula Khoryxx Kurillian Korrli Boppsi Fluusi Nebii Midna Dinny Tippsy Lerii Ellexxie to all let me cum inside of them


Thanks in advance.

I want yozzil and rikki to double team suck my cock

>>145799017
>"HD"
>still can't even manage native 1080p
what year is it? 2008?

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>>145801801
>wanting to cum inside Effie, Ruddo, Khoryxx, Kurillian, Nebbii or Lerii
That's really gross... your standards are really low, anon....

>tfw boppsi doesnt log in so you cant tell her to kill bunself

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>>145801801
It's okay to want it, so long as you know that you can't have it.

>>145802591
STOP TEASING ME YOU SLUTS.

I AM A PURE MAN BUT I CANT HELP IT WHEN A BUNCH OF SMALL EARED HUSSIES AND FLOOZIES WITH GINORMOUS FLOPPERS ARE BOUNCING AROUND ALL THE TIME

give me your floppers you hot sluts

I want Calsi, Rikki, Lani, and Yozzil to worship my cock with their lips and ears

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cats

>>145804236
Present your endowment and a minimum of one rat/s will attend to it.

>>145804372
wives

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>>145804587
This is possible too.

>>145804585
read: only yozzil is a big enough slut to suck on a random anon's junk sight unseen

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>ANet in charge of determining population

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>>145804737
whats wrong with her arm, did she catch werefemcharr disease?

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You guys sure love to shitpost.
See you at Guild Missions tomorrow night.

>>145805262
Now that's just mean.

>tfw reset comes soon and the best you've had Xera to is 10-15%

>>145806562
>tfw you've already killed xera and have nothing to do for the rest of the week

>>145805968
I guess she lost fur on her hand due to some kind of burn.

>>145806417
I am going to tongue kiss you and feel you up at the guild missions on saturday.

>>145807203
stop lani

>>145807203
Okay Lani.

>>145807203
im going to slap my big cock on your face on saturday, lani.

I'm not lani....I am going to steal calsi away from her..

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>>145802104
Don't worry, I've gone a 2k monitor in the mail for next week

>>145807616
>implying you can stop Geochemist Calsi from kneeling on her lifelong futa rat fuck buddy in public
you know you can't stop them, right?

>>145808952
>they're just fuck buddies
HERE IS MY CHANCE

How do I stop being sexually frustrated? I am sorry for shitting up the thread with my perversions.

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>>145809143
fem charr wife

>>145809137
who are you

what is it like to have a futasura life partner?

>>145810076
Fulfilling.

How do I stop compulsive masturbation? Sometimes I wack off in the parking lot or in the bathroom at the grocery store.

Good thing I keep a folder of femsura porn on my phone handy at all times.

>>145810321
that's kind of sad and pathetic, anon

>>145809143
Get a vibrating buttplug, anon.

I cant wait for the post guild missions orgy on saturday..Those are always fun!

>>145810210
can they be satisfied with a platonic love

>>145810508
Korrli didn't invite me last week........

i want a mousewife

>>145811040
RIKKI LETS ORGY NOW

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>>145811040

Unff
Welcome to my smartphone's femsura folder

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>>145811040
I prefer classic rikki

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>>145811347
ok let me just grab my laptop and take some more screenies

>>145811347
classic rikki had the much cuter single ponytail and earcuffs

give me the rats NOW

>>145810538

Yes, a hug a day keeps the sadness away

>>145811498
Who is the ugly rat in between you and flunkky?

Where is Oothier...

>>145812131
wow that's a good question. i'd have called either of them flunkky if i saw them separately.

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>>145812131
it's the queen

>>145812284
Queen???

>>145812284
That's not the rat queen, that's just Yozzil pre-op.

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>>145812724
hate to break it to you, but Yozzil is the Rat Queen

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Are we posting mice now?

>>145813034
I want to play keep away with Flunkky's cap

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>>145805792
Here's a better representation of the data.
The idea is that, when you combine the host and guest population, you get something that represents the combined server's WvW presence.
Going by the chart, you'd expect the 4 servers with the highest population to be in the top 2 tiers and and 3 with the lowest population to be in the last tier.
However, this is not that case.
So, either ANet is faking the population numbers, or some servers (SoS/SBI/HoD/NSP) are full of blobbing shitters that don't PPT efficiently,

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>>145813034
No we're posting MHS' standing in close proximity to mice

Gkick Lusster.

>Ascended chest box out of a fractal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dbG4wqN0rQ

>>145815086
What will you use it on

>>145794354
<3

>>145794108
Oh i never said you did, I was addressing the idea of it happening in general

Walk into a bar, and there is an extensive discussion about the benefits and drawbacks of barbs. DR never changes.

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>>145815842
i saw u disgusting rat

>>145818627
Fuck off. Rikki is great.

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Any time I do any kind of public RP I wind up with 1-2 more people on my followers list. It amuses me.

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It's so cold...

>ratfuckers aren't good enough to be invited to raids so they shitpost instead

>>145821465
>ratfuckers are too good and already have everything from raids to be invited to raids so they shitpost instead
fixed

>>145821878
lmao wat?

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post fhds

>>145821465
More like sleeping or playing other games.

>>145820434
What is the name of that duck? It looks neat

>>145808429
where r u getting this doshes from rikki? i hope ur having a cute and comfy evening

>>145810794
me too

mousewife a cute

>>145812918
who is that qt on the left?

>>145813034
>>145813803

hoily fug adorable
who is that?

>>145820227
hows things been for you my friend! any interesting rp as of late?

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>>145822861
A very nice friend that I met many months ago who was just about to go for a swim!

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>>145822595

A moa chick, one that will grow up one day and ride me home

>>145822978
ahaha, that makes me smile, they're an odd lil qt

>>145822234
laya....

>>145823023
>ride me home


lani....

i think u mean you will be able to ride it home as a mount!

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>>145823074

Wha?

But the packaging.. these are mini moas, Rexxxie. They stay small forever, so this little squawker will ride on my back even as a fully matured bird. R-right? Tell me the good days of piggyback riding won't end..

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>>145823023
>ride me home

>>145823619
ohhh, i was thinkin' differently, as if it would mature into a fully grown moa or some such thing. I think you're right tho, it would grow to be a mini moa and will definitely be able to be piggy-backed around!

Rexxie you're mental lad. How do you go from wacking off on yourself m8 to being nice to femsura. I swear one day ur gonna go bonkers and actually fuck a rattata

>>145823023
>>145823619
The mini-moa maturation must be pretty weird then. If he sheds that baby fat without getting any bigger than his adult size will be overall smaller.

>>145822958

Well, I beat an Inquest scientist to death with a pewter beaker stand and stole his Golem, whom I have taught to knife-fight. I was having it do the Bishop trick from Aliens.

>>145824079
lol. you seem more mental than me, anon! Rattata don't even exist ;D But I enjoy the bants m80, i just put my salt lamp on <3

>>145824130
Indeed, it is a bit odd but I'm sure lani will love it nonetheless.

>>145824486
>pewter beaker stand
that's intense. And teaching a golem how to knife fight sounds half funny but also half insane. I dig it.

>>145823619
>R-right? Tell me the good days of piggyback riding won't end..
he will grow up to be 5 times your size and a dick thicker than your arm thats always hard and in your face whenever you reach up to ride on his back

Is RP ded? I want to stay away from bars when starting out. Is that one enjin site still active? Is it more than just tea parties now?

>>145824802
http://imgur.com/Rdg2Dev

If you're leveling a Revenant, what's the first trait line you take and max out?

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>>145824784
>>145824130
>>145823834

Suppose I was lied to-- fine, I'll ride on his back as compensation for the hefty amounts of chow and chopped bananas he consumed.

I really want a moa mount now... do you think they'll add in a traveling gizmo that spawns your character mounted on a moa of your choosing?

>>145824802

>Five times my size

Charr/norn-sized, for sure

holy fuck jugg come back and save us from this autism

>>145826743
honestly I think gw2 needs mounts, and some other neat things like fishing and what not to give us more customization, fun, and things to enjoy. I think mounts would make the game feel more alive as a lot of ppl would enjoy riding their mounts from place to place instead of wp'ing.

or maybe i'm just a nostalgic person that really enjoyed the variety of mounts in WoW and travelling from place to place fishing, back in 2008

>>145826937
shut the fuck up

>>145826589
It doesnt matter much, but I would probably go with Devastation.
It gives you everything you need until you hit endgame; damage and passive heals.

>>145826937
jugg is married irl now anon
how about you?

>>145826937
>begging for 200 cat pic waterfall every thread on a sat
>using the word autism

>>145826743
I think if they ever add some kind of mount a moa is a shoo-in. I figure mounts might be their travel gimmick for large deserty areas in Elona, but then again I didn't play Nightfall and don't really know anything about Elona so maybe that doesn't actually work out.

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>>145826743
>do you think they'll add in a traveling gizmo that spawns your character mounted on a moa of your choosing?
I can see anet doing something shitty like that with the moa mount speed being just as fast as a running character

>>145827397
Elonian waste mounts would just involve us getting eaten by Junundu wurms again. Surely.

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>>145827397
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

>>145827773
>I can see anet doing something shitty like that with the moa mount speed being just as fast as a running character
You and everyone else.

>>145827961
I'd ride that at normal character running speed hell yeah

>>145827838
>>145827961
GW1mind

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Someone say Elona ?

>>145827961
Junundu

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>>145828404
>next Revenant spec is based Koss
>he's more unforgivably bland than Glint's Herald
I just wish that class never existed holy shit.

>>145828708
Shai-Hulud

>>145827961
>They add these
>Just a giant sand wurm but dark purple

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ITS ME BOYS KORMIR

>>145829635
>tfw no giant white mantle construct thing waifu

>>145828828
Gesundheit

>>145829128
>Buy GW2 and start as a human
>Oh cool I can pick my favorite god
>Pick Kormir
>Years later play GW1 for the HOM rewards
>Realize my FHD is a follower of Trahearne's great grandma

>>145829128
What if Kormir is leader of the white mantle???

>>145830171
nice off center pancake

>>145829917
iktf....

>>145829128
>>145828404
elona sounds like the ghetto of gw

What does FHD mean? Only /gw2g/ seems to use this word.

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>>145829128
>>145830153
>>145828404
honestly, I get why my character couldn't become a god, but it would have been nice if it had been Koss or even Mehlonni.

That, or maybe the other five gods saying ascending Kormir was so they could keep a closer watch on her to keep her from fucking up.

Also: reminder that Necropets used to look fucking badass.

>>145831186
Female Human Daughter, used by anons who view their female human characters as their daughters and probably sneak into women's bathrooms irl

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>>145829128
>Those annoyed facial expressions
>Kormir goddess of the avatarfags

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ʰᶦ

>>145823619
...y-you're really cute, L-Lani...! I wish we could hold hands...

>>145830171
who's this semen demon?

patient futasura helping her new friend overcome their stutter and develop adequate speaking faculties

>>145831928
>>145832198
hi anon

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THIS WILL NEVER COME BACK

>>145832303
knowing lime, three-way handholding is not out of the question if she thinks you're cute
good luck anon

>>145832520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh2qLcZAUfY
>The weeks spent waiting because of Colin's lies

>gae will never come back to purge the thread of ratfaggotry

20 hours until HOPE guild missions
My abs are already throbbing in excitement

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>>145832882
my man gae the faeg

>>145832882
>first 15 posts in the thread are strictly furfag shitposts
>implying gae can "purge" anything
>implying cats aren't part of the problem

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>>145832882
>Rats provide portals for the bandits and White Mantle
>Probs OK on their book
>Charr still salty about not having Kryta all those centuries ago
ONE DAY
WHITE MANTLE WILL PURGE
UNSEEN EXTERMINATUS

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I want to enforce justice, but the human priory scout is probably far more apt for the job of hunting the White Mantle and unraveling the secrets of the Bloodstones he has been hunting for the 1.5 years since his backstory has been written what the fuck anet why only now.

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>>145833279
>tfw charr shit talk us about orr and ascalon and the searing
>they get salty when we remind them that they were never able to invade kryta

>>145833279
>Confessor is the title given to the current leader of the White Mantle
>Confessor Trump is still available

You failed me gw2g