/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

first for moonies are pure

>>145751161
I will delete this thread so help me

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Midlander Masterrace

>>145750996
>You cant prove anything!

The fact that you type like a faggot and use a lot of exclamation marks
>thanks~!
>...
and because of this:
>So, uh, if a friend of mine
>where exactly would this friend of mine have to go

Faggot.

>>145751118
You're a nice person.

>>145751097
It could be like scholar?
Hybrid dps/tanking depending on what was needed!

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xth for i need more au ra artists

>>145751210
Having friends and having a little emotion in my text makes me a faggot now...?
Please go back to only running content in game if you dont want to interact with humans

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>>145751239
to be fair that's every tank anyways, even if pld doesn't do as much damage as the other two

>creepiest femroe is confirmed to be a woman
>most catboys are played by women
>most catgirls are played by unwashed neckbeards
Why do we hate femroes and catboys, but love catgirls again?

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Morning, anons! Post your bots

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Alright faggots. I hate every single one of you but I don't know where else to give away those Amazon promo codes. I have a EU acc, so I can't use them myself. Unless you all have it already, then I'll search for another place to give them away.

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Come to mateus, we have meidos~

Retarded question time: (you) edition.

I was playing WAR for a while, didn't get 60 yet but feel kinda bored now, im thinking about going DRK or MNK\NIN, what's your advise? I mostly play alone and have an axiety of fucking things up as a tank. Maybe some magic class is good for solo?

>>145751161
you can lie all you want but it won't change facts.

>>145751118
Nice picture it's almost like it's related to the game or something

>>145751318
Using your friend as an excuse to find a place where you can RP and typing like a faggot, makes you a faggot, yes.

>>145751373
i still don't have any. ;_;

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>>145751272
I am learning pls bear with me

>>145751331
Hmm, fair...
I dont know then, how does wow make tanks unique?
>>145751460
rood
>>145751272
we all do

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>>145751209

Yea nigga sheeeet bix nood muhfugga

We wuz midlanderz an shiet

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>>145751485
Here you go faggot.

>>145751373
I'll take the butler suit.
[email protected]
>please don't judge me I am not the undertale community

>>145751571
thank you friend

>>145751498
the wait is unbearable

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>>145751603
>papyrus

No butler suit for you, unless you grab it later when I post it.

How do I become an ebin?

>>145751676
>REFRESHING INTENSIFIES. CAPS LOCK IS ALREADY PREPARED.

>>145751710
post selfie

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>>145751161
this desu

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>>145751209
egg hyur

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>>145751823

Ratatoskr was a sluuuuuuuuut

>>145751834
moonies are SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS

>>145751498
wait is this a male?

more

Why do you play your specific race/gender combination? What makes them appealing to you?
Don't bother responding if it's because you'd fuck them.

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>>145751824

is that all it takes?

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Man this general is full of homos.

>>145751952
Highlander male.
Closes I could get to myself without being a twink midlander.

>>145751958
>generic shit rein
Nope. Fuck off and die.

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>>145751952

I wanted to make mine to be like as me as possible, but the game didn't have afros at the time so I said fuck it and took hella artistic liberties.

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xth for saving Estinien

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>>145751952
Because of /taunt and /pose.

>>145751405
Anyone? I wonder how fast will i kill mobs\elites as each class and overall feel of play.

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>>145751985

at least im an ebin :^)

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>>145751353

>>145751958

Well, you have to post selfies a lot and then make your name known / show yourself in front of other ebins so people can shittalk and namedrop you constantly and be a part of social retard gossip

Then you reach true ebin status

>>145751952
I've always liked catgirls and pronounced canine teeth are the best

>>145752070
Please marry me!

Anyone in aether up for sephorot ex?
I still need my ast weapon..

>>145751985
Raen and rein aren't even pronounced the same.

>>145751952
Au'ra fem
I'd fuck a dragon
also her smilein taunt

>>145751676
>not liking papyrus
Literally how?

>>145751952

Because I must preserve and celebrate the white race not only IRL but in Eorzea as well.

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for midlander children.

Gas the cats race war now!

>>145752070
Somebody needs to save you from that hair. Walking around with a pink penis on your head, or whatever garish, non-matching color that is.

>>145752252
>he doesn't know the lore
They marry and fuck horses. It's a play on that.

>>145752364
>raen
>not xaela
(You)

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>>145752290
>Playing undertale

>>145752364
Bahaha! I forgot about this. One of the many reasons I made a Xaela.

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>>145752394
>your disapproval changes nothing

>>145752407

Xeala look like they have downs though

>>145751653
oh u
>>145751925
Yiss. It is my butlerhusband. There isn't a lot to show other than half colored layered bullshit and a bunch of sketchy shitty lines that make sense to me but probably no one else.

>>145751952
Xaela grills are qt if done right and I like the hime haircut and it's the only race that has it.

>>145752572
>>145752393
was correct. other guy had them backwards.
Raen are the city-dwelling tan skinned.
Xaela are the horsefucking nomads with paler complexion.

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>>145751161

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>>145752512
>he doesn't know how to use memetext

>>145751710
Go to le ebin bench and sit down with an ebin, call them cute, don't forget to make a le ballsack face (:3)
Do that several times, every day, for a week. At that point ebins will start to accept you. Now here comes the hard part.
Post your dick in the general, several times. Now pretend you didn't do it.
Congratulations you are an ebin.

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>>145751952
Self insert.

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>return to the game after a year
>still have that Odin DF quest
>join it on DF as tank
>mfw dps doing less damage than me

>>145752512
>reddit reaction image
>using greentext incorrectly
>liking undertale
either really good bait or a genuine newfag

>>145751952
I play Midlander F because they are cute and look good in a wide array of clothing and armor. Will likely never fanta.

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>>145751952
Catboys because they have cool hairstyles and facial hair

>>145752407
WHAT I DIDNT KNOW THIS
Paleskin draggirls are tainted horsefukers?
how/why?

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>>145752660
>>145752703
>(you)

>>145752682
You are in for a whole lot more disappointment than that. I can't wait for you to run a parse in Weeping City.

>>145751952
Femroe. I really like one of their specific hairstyles and its highlight. This race looks awful in "sexy" glamour gear, but I don't wear that shit so I don't care. There are enough faggots playing cat girls in skimpy shit as it is

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I was supposed to be asleep 2 hours ago but I was watching Naruto on my phone

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a cat

>>145752776
Not sure about the females.
Certain tribe of Xaela marry and fuck horses, not sure which one.

>>145752407
>>145752776
Xaela ARE the horsefuckers you dolts.

>Goro - The Goro believe horses to be perfect beings, and each male and female, upon their coming of age, is married to a horse of the opposite sex. Reproductive mates are chosen by lots.
http://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Xaela

>>145752776
Differences in Au Ra are based on the color of their horns, not skin.

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/63112-Race-Naming-Conventions

>>145752790
I have only played DPS in WPC, I'll admit I'm not great at DPS, but atleast I do more damage than the tanks for fucks sake

>>145752834
a no

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>>145752865
fucking degenerates

>>145752834
*a slut

>>145752871
phew.
lighthorned purity, thank god
>>145752861
>>145752865
how the fuck have square put this in a game

>>145752865
lol fucking voidsent fucking shits

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>>145752170
Even though I'm almost certain Greenlander doesn't want me, I only want her.. And Mittens.. And NPC.. But mostly Greenlander.
{/comfort}

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>EB that I played and talked to for a year replaced me

>>145752348
She has penis envy. She can't have a real one, so she has one made of hair.

>>145753086
it's ok

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So I preordered two amiibo on Amazon. These things don't come out until November so my card hasn't been charged yet, but I still got codes for the FF14 items.

It sounds to me like you could easily preorder something, get your codes, then cancel the order later before your card has been charged.

Has anyone tried this?

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>>145751952
cute, girly, best voice

>>145753187
They ban you for it.

>>145753187
Do you eat shit?

>>145753232

False.

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>>145751952
Female Mi'qote because in an old MMO I played for a long time I was a green-haired cat as well. It just kinda stuck to where some friends call me greencat. Plus my favorite colors are light lavender, mint, and light blue so I tend to design characters with cooler colors in mind, albeit my hair isn't that faded.

Also I like watching my tail wave as I move.

>>145753389
Watch out anon, if you dispute the shitposter the janitor will get you.

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>>145751952
Combo: Midlander/Female.
Appeal: Simple, straight up normal female. Looks aesthetically pleasing and, while at first i hated the emotes for being boring, I grew to like them for being as simple and boring as they are.

>>145753392
>mint and light blue

/hugs and /kiss from someone in total agreements

>>145753514
if only she wasnt in a trash job, wearin trash, picking up trash

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>>145753157

at least i still have books and anime ;-;

Need one healer to Q for Guildhest roulette on aethr plz

>>145753606
It's not trash, it's viable. It's also not my main class and it has taught me I am a shitty healer.

>>145752645
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>>145752645
>>145752645
>>145752645
>>145753392
>>145753392
>>145753392
>>145753392
>>145753392

>>145753691
Queued; hope it was yours (it was the lv 10 one)

>>145753778

I don't understand anon

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Since I couldn't get to the fucking diadem I just went and fished a bunch of Illuminati Perch.
I fished enough to go from 0 tokens to buying a folklore tome. The perches aren't even starred, 40 scrips each at minimum and 48 at max.

This shit is never gonna pop, is it?

>>145753187
I preordered pokemon moon, got my codes instantly and cancelled it within 10 minutes

>>145753916
hi ada

>>145753902
no

>>145753819
dont worry thats just what he do

>>145753902
if you get it to where you only need one healer, respond to me here and i'll queue up. I need some cotton bolls from there anyway.

Assuming you're on Aether, that is.

>>145753935
Hi anon

>>145753971
Chaos.

>>145754003
Oh, i'm afraid I can't help then. Good luck! I waited like 45 mins in the middle of the day a couple days ago and had to leave because I was going somewhere; they really need to add something new to it so people go back.

anyone here /tonberry/? A-Anyone?

>>145753997
hi ada

Did the newest patch nerf the shit out of the relic grind yet? I did it once but got bored with my main class and couldn't be fucked to do it again.

>>145754192
No lol. Even teh new moogle quest requires 18 tokens for 1 unidentified. Still have to do 3000 Alex normals.

What's the most fuckable and why is it female midlander?

>>145754262
Well fuck that then, the mmo chemo continues.

>reinstalling but cant resub untill tomorrow
why cant the post office be open at 11pm

>>145753720
/Hug
All healers are good healers anon.
Some just heal slower.

>>145753997
sup

>>145754124
hi anon

>>145754310
Because they're the least likely to be among filth.

>>145754119
Lots of people. What's up kid

>>145754356
What's the post office got to do with it desu?

>>145754359
>some just heal slower
You have no idea how true that actually is for me. I actually laughed.
>>145754192
Only the first part that can be skipped with a zeta.

>>145754380
hi anon

>>145754385
>tfw I intentionally rp as a midlander female so I can get fucked ruthlessly by well hung au ra
>purposely write a character who was born into a noble and traditional family who are xenophobic
>swear and call au ra all sorts of crude names and slurs while they fuck me from behind

It just makes it more appealing. :^)

Okay lets do this: how doog is DRK? I just hear "not as damaging as war, not as tanky as pld and has no slash debuff".

>>145754446
so i can load up my debit card with cash to buy the sub

>>145754542
Irony. I was actually thinking of Elezen doing that because of Ishgard.

>>145754574
More useful than a PLD

>>145754613
go load up your debit card now???

>>145754574
That's about it.
It's not fit to be a WAR replacement because it doesn't deal as much damage and doesn't offer as much utility, but it's a solid PLD replacement that takes just a bit more damage but also deals more, and has a toolbelt that's shit designed around magic damage mitigation instead of physical.

>>145754574
Preferred over PLD currently due to amount of magic damage and lack of things that will outright fuck your face in as a tank.

They certainly don't do WAR damage, but are effective as a tank who sits somewhere in the middle between PLD and WAR, just probably closer to PLD though.

Will probably have to wait until some more changes or maybe 4.0 until their identity is truly set in stone.

>>145754678
i cant cos the post office is closed bro and thats the only place you can do it with this type
>11pm

>>145754310
I get nervous around female midlanders because of how pretty and wonderfully simple people make them. 100% waifu material, would EB instantly.

>>145754613
ah. well that does suck..
>>145754498
You can do it anon!
Maybe you should swap to a better healing class though?
No memeing, but schlar would be easier to heal with, faerie does half the work for you!

>>145754786
Lack of weapon and interest stops me. I only heal when I am tired of tanking and DPS queues are too long. I'll do fine enough but I can't solo heal worth a damn though, and I only do easy content like NM midas and expert. Sticking to DPS.

>>145754974
Well if you have a dps and a tank, and prefer them more, I guess you're well set up!
Good luck keeping us healers safe then~<3

>>145754705
>>145754710
>>145754645
Hm...don't even know now if i should level him or just stick with dps...i played WAR but kinda felt like i was just doing one rotation over and over (granted that i didn't even got to 52 and fell cleave).

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i wasn't looking forward to reliving this part of the msq at all

>>145755027
>Keeping healers safe.
Let's call it that. Thanks senpai.

>>145755090
At least WAR is interesting to play with stacks. DRK OT is nothing but the same 1-2-3 while weaving in dark arts every single time.

>>145755165
Well what else would you call it...?

So long as everyone is doing what they enjoy, and they stay subbed, isnt that the most important thing?

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>>145755163
I always thought the side-quest where he starts haunting your underwear drawer was a little too soon and a bit tasteless.

>>145755163
I never liked him desu.

>>145755163
Trust me, it hurt him more than it hurt you. That scene was pretty killer.
>>145755306
>What else would you call it?
Nothing else except, I am not the best tank either.

>wanting to RP, but too nervous to start and have gone a year without roleplaying having known the people I play with and the various link shells I've been in

I'd even ERP if it meant meaningful character development with that special somebody...

>>145755410
DPS protect healers too yknow! If the things dont die fast enough, MP doesnt last forever
And a bad tank beats no tank...

>>145755354
he's pretty selfless all things considered, it's one of the qualities that i really liked about him.

>>145755346
i mean, that's just haurche for you.

>>145755410
if only this phoenix down sitting in my inventory from the hildi quest line did anything for him.

Dating npcs might be a possibility
>That being said of course, when the player character has someone they like and want to get to know more about them without being related to the main story- that might be something we can explore. We are busy working on other material right now but it might be cool to have some kind of a dating game.

>>145755465
ERp doesn't always lead to anything meaningful. In fact, the best and most meaningful RP I've ever had didn't have anything sexy involved.

>>145755468
Has there been any mention on what new jobs we might get in 4.0?

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>>145755535

I'm commin for that ass Tataru.

>>145755468
A bad tank might as well be no tank.

What are the odds of 4.0 adding traits instead of skills, and actually making PLD fun to play? I'm not reinforcing the boring PLD meme, it just feels like they've lost so much potential with the Oaths and how their rotation comes out.

I know they aren't warriors, but their damage is honestly so low that I'm starting to not want to play anymore.

>>145755581
I'm aware of this, but I want to believe there's a depth that nothing but an intimate relationship could provide to a character.

>>145755632

>but their damage is honestly so low that I'm starting to not want to play anymore.
>not wanting to play a tank because it does low damage

Aaaaannnnd fuck off.

>>145755468
You got me there. My DPS as a WAR sucks dick but at least I keep hate most of the time.
>>145755496
If only the phoenix down did anything for anyone.
>>145755465
>too nervous to start
>been trying to RP regularly since I first saw it in this game in 2.0
>can't stand snowflake darkgoons and other god characters that infest the gilgamesh community
Shit sucks, anon.

>>145755604
I dont think so.
I wouldnt mind some though!
>>145755607
I'll always take an extra body+some damage over being alone

>>145755717
>not wanting to play a WAR solely because of how much damage you're able to get out of deliverance between holding enmity and mechanics

Jokes on you, it turns out some people actually demand a little bit more from combat outside of being a literal fucking sponge that absorbs damage 100% of the time. But I guess somebody who can't be arsed to run content harder than level 50 roulette wouldn't be aware of this. :^)

I need some help getting off. Anyone have some pictures of lewd cats to share?

>>145755749
Well that is THE most important part!
Fuck your DPS!

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>>145755916

Whatever you say pal

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im getting this when trying to log into my old account what gives?

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>>145755496
Yeah, he was a bro and I can see why almost everyone loves him. He just gave me some serious picrelated vibes which I'm not a fan of.
He just wasn't my kind of character.

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>>145755919

>>145755837
I'd prefer being alone over having a useless dead weight.

Xbox one soon

>>145756101
You're not subbed you dildo

>>145756232
Well we'll have to disagree there!
If they're useless dead weight, then they're getting a benefit from me helping.
Thats what healers are for!

Which c@ on Balmung likes warm sticky love lotion the most?

>>145755607
>>145756232
>bad tank automatically means can't keep hate
>not just that they take more damage than they should
If the tank can't keep hate then I would agree.
However unless the tank is extraordinarily bad, then they will still survive longer than you or a DPS will.

>>145756562
Spuki Bugi

>>145756562
Briah Xiglina

>>145756562
me

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>>145755535
>Hilda

>>145756158
that's fair enough, anon.

>>145755535
Time to drop my EB.

>>145756421
Do yourself a favor and don't waste it on this game.

>>145756450
all i want to do is log in so i can finish the install and update so tomore i can sub and play right away

>>145757205
You need to be subbed to the game in order to update

What's everyone doing right now?

>>145757250
Thinking about getting pinned down and bred, you?

>>145757250
Waiting on raid in another game while wondering why I bother to "play" with another person who does nothing at all, hates the game and just afks on it.

>>145757250
Working...

>>145757250
getting ready for bed

>>145757341
It's okay, Abe. Shana is leaving in 3 weeks. Apparently.

>>145757320
Bred by who/what?

>>145756421
wait wut

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>>145757250

Watching J Dramas until I feel like going back to leveling.

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>>145757250
ordering pizza
should i get hot wings as a side? they don't sell cheesy garlic bread anymore and nidhogg made me hungry

>>145757250
I'm at work!

>>145757426
Anything.

>>145757250
stuck in aery queue hell

as tank

send help

>>145757543
You should set your standards higher...

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>miqo'te
>good
Okay.

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>>145757487
Depends, do you mean "hot" wings or hot wings
Fuck you now you're making me debate staying up and walking over to the pizza place a few blocks down. AUGH.
>>145757250
Contemplating putting up a nidex PF or finishing commissions.
>>145755535
>duskwight npc BFs
Hoo boy..

>>145757623
Okay not ANYTHING...Anything but a lala...

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>>145757648

>>145757425
Jokes on you I'm in the Primal DC.

>>145757648
jeph looks high as fuck

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>>145757648
i mean "hot" wings, i mean they are KIIINDA hot but even by whiteboi standards they seem a bit lacking
they still taste kinda good tho

>>145757250
Getting sidetracked in game instead of working on a doodle

>>145757648
lmao @ sandc@s face holy SHIT that is shitpost worthy

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>>145757786
>"hot"
Dude lame but go for it. If they ain't got cheesey bread fuck em.
>>145757820
>>145757782
see >>145748523 and >>145748010
>>145757638
I unironically like a well made catperson in AA but I've yet to see the AA posters actually post one. I think the concept is cool but I keep seing fly-eyed freaks.
>>145757734
What's wrong?

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anyone wanna do a thing on balmung

i dunno what thing but a thing

maybe weeping city, suicide pact, maybe an expert

fuckin ____ stole our sc2g posting!!!!

>>145758079
but i'm not 60 yet

>>145755535
Gross and never happening.

>>145758120
what level are you

>>145757487
>pizza and hot wings
how much do you eat you fat fuck

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>>145758120
HIT 60 OH MY GOD

i know you're a desk but just level you fuckin blazed through like 53 levels then slowed to a snail pace aaaaAAAAAAAAA

>>145758221
you're creepy as fuck lmao

get a life

>>145758221

To be fair, 56 to 59 is fucking awful. Unless they changed it since I've done it.

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>ariyala not loading
>can't fuck around with builds and materias on gear

>>145758221
i had to pick up awareness and i've been binge watching got man. i'm plowing through msq as fast as i can while picking up aether currents now.

>>145758141
58

>>145757425
Joke's on you stupid fag, I don't even afk on it

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>>145757983
i got "hot" wings and cookies

>>145758161
i'm always hungry
though i'm only like 133~lbs at 5'8
idk last time i measured i was around 9.5 stone, and that was after i was slugging around post-op cause i couldn't do anything
wiping just before phase 2 in nidhogg multiple times builds up an appetite :^)

>>145758414
>post-op

What operation?

>>145758480
>this can of worms

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>yfw these cuties will never take turns using you as their toilet

WHY
LIFE

>>145754119
Yeah. Kinda wish I rolled on American server though, there might be more shitters, but atleast there would be chat.

I've never been in a pvp party where I wasn't the only english speaker.

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>>145758338
i'm disgusted....

>>145758295
i always found 58-59 to be the absolute worst yeah

i love vault but i dunno

>>145758282
i'll get a life if i ever get knocked ahaaaaaaaa

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KiVlCKDbFP

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>>145758480
msg me on discord or in game if you wanna know more

>>145758638

I just resubbed and haven't really browsed this general, I have no idea who you are or what the operation was. I assume you're MtF based on how you worded it but other than that I have no idea.

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>>145757250
nothing

>>145758694
saeha mugen on balmung, Shyvangles on discord or steam
naw it wasn't anything like that

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>implying Hilda isn't the prettiest girl in Eorzea

What is /xivg/'s opinion on lizard girls

pls no bully ;_;

>>145758841
youve clearly not met my au'ra

>>145758636
you're not even online, you're one to talk

>>145758861
Sure whatever

>>145758841
>elezen
>pretty

>>145758861
I'd a lizard.

>>145758861
literally all 10/10 would fuck
I'd pull their tails and call them sluts though

>won't talk about something as simple as a spine surgery
>but will flap his mouth about abe and ayase like no tomorrow

The True Backstabber.

>>145758951
Elezen are.

>>145758951
She's half-elf you dunce

>>145758414
I was tempted to join your PF but I'm glad I didn't.

>>145758694
spinneshatter dive fucked him

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>>145759025
agree

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>>145758898
i don't need to level do i


that's what i thought kid

i was just seeing if anyone wanted to do anything before i got on

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>>145759030
we got to phase 2 multiple times, was kinda refreshing actually getting there
people keep joining my parties who barely know what they are doing first phase, and they end up fucking it up for everyone else

>>145759057
stop that

>>145759169
you have 19 jobs that aren't 60 you s h i t t e r

>>145759178
is phase 2 dragoon? i'm interested in getting the fight down but my hours are fucked

>>145759169
piss off.
Get it?

>>145759289
>he doesn't have less than 10 jobs below 60
laughing miqote.jpg

>>145759178
>phase 2
>out of like 7
wew lad you nearly there

>>145757250
at work

thinking bout buying a 3DS since I looked up ps4 and xbox1 games and pretty much everything there is available on pc

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>>145759290
yes

>>145759364
????
there's like 3 u bongo head

>>145759178
To be honest I went into a clear party once with zero actual knowledge of the fight besides videos and I did better than most.

>>145759290
Yeah, aka fang and claw which sucks hard.

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>>145759025
Respectfully disagree.

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>>145759327
rather piss on

haha jk kid

>>145759289
i have an alt for the only other class i really care about

>>145759364
>seven phases
There's two phases and 3 intermissions. Dragon, Dragoon and Dragon again.

>>145759141
>>145759141
>>145759141
>>145759141
>>145759141

>>145759364
>boss slightly changing abilities is a "phase"

WEEEEEEW

>>145759364
>7 phases
what
haha

>>145759663
>>145759601
>>145759481
>>145759432
baited haha

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>>145759468
>this reverse psychology

>>145759707
Just fuck off.

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>>145759772
Pray tell, anon. Is aught amiss that you'd dare and harbor the though I'd be lying to you?

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>>145759707
haha

Name your favorite non blue/red mage class.
Explain if itd be dps/tank/better healer than ast
>explain what makes it unique

Time mage
Healing abilities based on freezing players health temporarily, and dotting enemies

>>145759907
nah too much work

>>145758861
Tsun cuddly girls

>>145759907
>Healing abilities based on freezing players health temporarily,
How would that even work?

It's seven phases if you look at it like Thordan EX.

And referring to fights with a greater number of phases assists with progression not like you people here know anything about that.

>>145759969
So, you place a 'time stop' on the tank, for 5 seconds, his health doesnt drop
Or 'reverse', tank regens the health he lost in the last 10 secs, over the next 10 seconds
That kind of thing
You have no flat heals, just 'relative' healing

>>145760029
Post yours then or is this vagueposting haha

>>145760073
Time stop would be a functional invulnerability for x amount of seconds, then? Top a tank up to full, freeze their HP in time for a buster and laugh all the way to the bank?
Reverse sounds exactly like Regen under a different name so it's entirely doable.

>>145760073
>So, you place a 'time stop' on the tank, for 5 seconds, his health doesnt drop
That is absolutely retarded and you should instantly be able to tell why if you're ever raided in this game before.
With that kind of healing skill you could have a single person singlehandedly eat all the mechanics, that would normally require your whole group to stack together and split the damage, all by themselves.

>>145760198
Yeah.
Itd be great for buster mechanics, but not last long, and have a long cooldown.
The reverse is kind of a regen, but itll only heal after waiting and 'seeing' damage, so itll never heal more than they took.
>>145760248
In 5 seconds?

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Good morning /xivg/! Hope you guys got your dads some good gifts this weekend!

>>145760073
this would never be implemented because we know samurai will have stronger abilities on low health

>>145760469
In 5 seconds what?
It's a fucking 5 second long Hallowed Ground that you can cast on other people, you only need to apply it to someone right before they'd get hit by the skill that'd normally require stacking. It could be only 1 second long and it'd still be broken.

>>145760469
>The reverse is kind of a regen, but itll only heal after waiting and 'seeing' damage, so itll never heal more than they took.
That could potentially make Reverse the most powerful HoT in the game if used after a buster.
I'm not so sure if what you're proposing could work.

Wherever I go, I must impregnate.

>>145760648
Well fair enough, it was just an idea to promote discussion
>>145760653
see above.
Its unique.
>>145760685
Yeah! but again, cant heal more than what they took, so outside of that, and bearing in mind the 'wait' time before it starts, i think itd be balanced

>>145760685
a good time mage could practically break the game.
A bad time mage would be awful.

>xivg talking about job design
kek

>>145760859
I tried ;-;

>>145760794
>a good time mage could practically break the game.
Which is why if we ever got a Time Mage class, it would be nothing like what we'd imagine. Hell it would probably just end up being a time-flavoured SCH because XIV's devs don't know how to design an original class.

>>145760879
And you failed, now go back to suck some futadick

>>145760515
my dad's dead. thanks though

>>145760515
My dad's dead too. Fuck you.

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>>145760985

>>145761103
what shit erp
wouldnt even let him use my feetpussy/10

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>Old static breaks up out of boredom early into the raid cycle
>join a new group, we break up because our 3 members transfer servers without telling anyone
>join new group starting at a5s, breaks up after scholar transfers servers without telling anyone

Is it even possible to get into a serious group that's still at a6s prog, or am I better off waiting for the next tier to come out?

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>>145761038
>>145761081
If it makes you feel any better my mother is deceased and my dad is turning 70 today.

>>145760985
i would if i wasnt stuck at work...

>>145761180
>feetpussy

What.

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>When you que up into a harem eppisode

>>145757638
why the fuck do you people keep posting his archeage cat?

>>145761286
>that elezen

cute

>>145761305
>his
literally who

>>145761350
Giraffes aren't cute.

>>145761198
/soothe
as a not even 60, i get worried if ill ever get to do cutting edge content

>>145761180
Post good ERP please.

>>145761485
What things do you find to be cute, anon?

>>145761198
Trying to get into a good static will be hard until they release 4.0, since shitters like you just described will have easy access to the relevant tier. Different tiers of Coil made sure that wanting to a progress on the current tier required you to not treat other people like shit, like for example that scholar did. Otherwise you cucked yourself out of any statics willing to take you.

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>>145761286
yo dood lets do the french Q shit again after reset OKAY?

>>145761682
A sunslut on their knees begging for a treat.

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>>145761198
the actual good groups cleared the whole thing already or a close, you might be lucky to get into a decent static that is still on a6s but it's unlikely this late

depending on your experience and how good you are/quick you learn you could join an a7s progress one

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do you like mee queue tay

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>>145761281

>>145761635
no.

>>145761682
There's nothing that's really cute player wise in this game. Some of the monster races like Tonberry or Cactuars are cute, but >>145761286 is not remotely cute.

>>145761740
>sunholes are cute
nice one

>145761758
You post every few days as if you get banned, why don't you just take a hint?

>>145761852
>australian with a phone
>ever fucking off

Don't question it, just ignore it.

>>145761785
unf.
Would beg to tenderly caress my shaft and rub over my face while telling me what a pervert i am

>>145761635
http://pastebin.com/cMRiEAEQ

>>145761910
>australian with a phone
Is there anything worse?

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>>145761943

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>>145761730

Aight.

>>145761408
That is gottcat so likely gott faust's cat.

>>145761103
>immediately name changed
>>145761943
>miqo'te
>close

>>145752945
>Implying you wouldn't like a beefy horse cock up your ass.

>>145761943
>2 hours

What.

is there an imgur gallery of all leaked xivg commissioned lewds?

>>145762270
And this is why I don't share my stuff with you guys.

>>145761916
I'd make you worship them as if your life depended on it. Of course a horny, bad doggy like you would be obligated to clean up after yourself as well~

>Stiltzkin Norrianiss: PULLED: Slipkinx Steeljoints ⇒ The Dravanian Hinterlands ( 13.0 , 15.8 ) (pulled by Gordian Ramsay)

nice job putt

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help

>>145762270
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/search/index?query=ffxiv&search_in=keywords&enterAgree=1&size=1550

A lot are up here... have fun anon.. fap away...

>>145762423
>adrenaline wash through body and pants tightening

F-fuck...
Would I be a good doggy if I did that...?

>>145761943
>10 to 15 minutes between each paragraph
I can't keep my cock up for that long

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>>145762162
Oh I'll shove something up yours alright, bub

>>145761916
>>145762423
I was actually gonna wait to fap till like tonight or something...
but now i have to do it now

>>145762449
dead cat

>>145762526
Lube it up first.

>>145762546
lucky you... I wont get any privacy for like 8 hours...

Where's all the brown girls at?