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old >>145638213
THE WOLF
HUNTS ITS
PREY
>airshot a enemy pharah as pharah both midair twice gibbing his ass
>he instantly switches to widowmaker
Mac character when??
>mfw I turned off auto-join for the voice channel
no more autists or cringy "bros" for me!
>>145645515
THE DRAGON BECOMES ME
>>145645473
>not finishing her with melee
>playing on Dorado Attack
>Soldier 76
>teabag the enemy Mei when she tries getting FRESH with me
>she starts focusing on me
>still wreck her chinky fat bitch ass, forcing her to icewall or ice herself, prolonging the inevitable
>then this other Roadhog of theirs just CAN'T land a hook on me
>he misses like 9 out of 10 hooks,
>almost feel bad about it until
>during an intense 1v1 he rage-pops his Ult and just BARELY kills me, after me killing him like 5 times
>continue to wreck shit left and right until we win
this is the only reason why I still play OW
for these moments
>teams that don't play defensively
>teams that don't group up
>teams that don't use voice commands
>teams that break formation and get picked off
>teams with bad situational awareness
>teams with major tunnel vision issues
>teams that don't stand behind the fucking reinhardt
>teams that don't protect the fucking support and wonder why they're not getting any heals
>teams that are too retarded to switch heroes at appropriate times
>teams that can't watch their fucking backs and let themselves get flanked
>teams that don't follow up when you get a perfect engage with your kit
>teams that sit around jerking off instead of pressing the advantage when either high priority threats are down or multiple enemies are dead
>teams that don't bother to help torbjorn by protecting his turret or playing around it
>teams that don't immediately brace themselves and prepare to retaliate the moment they hear a genji ult
>teams that are too busy killing themselves to take heals from soldier 76, armor packs from tobjorn and stay in line of sight of lucio/zenyatta for heals
>teams that don't understand that this is an objective based TEAM game
>teams
>>>>>"teams"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TEAMS
Now I'm not one of those "Everyone except me is shit" ragers. It's not often I get salty at this game, and it's usually mild irritation at best. I barely solo queue and I always have fun with my friends.But holy hell if this game isn't full of inexperienced players that fail to do the simplest of things.
>numbani attack gets overtime before the final turn
>carry it as reaper and use 2 ultis during overtime
nevar nuget
Okay guys get this
What ifMcCree's bullets ricocheted at certain angles
Why the fuck does Reaper get 250HP?
>oh yeah he can umm kill about half the classes in the game in one shot and tanks in about 3
>and he can also press Q and kill an entire team in about two seconds
>oh and he can become invulnerable on a ridiculously low cooldown
>and a teleport that crosses line of sight like it's nothing
>I KNOW, HE NEEDS THE MOST HP OUT OF ALL OFFENSE CLASSES! WHAT IS BALANCE HAHA LOL WE'RE BLIZZARD
>tfw friends so bad I rather play solo
Furry hero when?
Gender transforming hero when?
Body swap hero when?
All three when?
HAHAHA ITS SURE FUCKING EPIC THAT REAPER HAS A SNIPER RANGE ON THOSE SHOTGUN PELLETS
FUCKING EPIC!!
>>145645630
it's the healing orbs that are egregiously overpowered
also the ability to pick up health packs while ghostly
>>145645576
ME UNGA
>>145645576
It's almost like this is an extremely casual shooter from Blizzard.
>just check the leaderboards
>literally every top shitter is a mercy/lucio main
Mercy mains confirmed for NEET losers
>>145645630
You can hear his stupid ass romping towards you with your volume nearly on mute
His ult is only useful on a bunch of idiots who don't watch for flanks and is probably one of the most vulnerable people when it's used
And with how his shotguns work he's effectively melee range.
His teleport is also heavily telegraphed and if you see him using it you can collect your free headshot
>>145645654
>>145645613
>It's a "Enemy Genji is on fire" episode
>It's a "Enemy Widowmaker is on fire" episode
>It's a "Enemy Zarya is on fire" episode
>>145645630
>Announces every single thing he does on the top of his non-yelling voice
>>145645665
>>145645630
ah yes, reaper, the incredibly OP hero
nerf when?
How do you make Junkrat's bear traps clip the ground so they are more hidden?
>>145645654
>Furry hero when?
Winston
>Gender transforming hero when?
Zarya/Bastion
>Body swap hero when?
Genji
>All three when?When you kill yourself for having shit taste
>tfw you will never be as good as seagull
>>145645665
Reaper's shotguns have insane spread and suck at anything farther than a few meters.
Play better and stop getting flanked
>>145645796
zarya doesn't change genders and doesn't change other people's genders you vanilla fuck
>>145645654
Winston is the furry hero
Do you think reaper will be picked now incompetitiveas a tankbuster since mcree got his fth nerfed?
>>145645817
i might not be that much worse to be honest
>>145645817
>watching grown men play video games
kill
yourself
cucked
faggot
lmao
>>145645847
>has shit taste in kinks etc.
>calls other people vanilla for not liking what he likes
you don't have an f-list (or know what that is) so you're full of shit, now stop posting you casual
>>145645654
never
never
and never
>be Mei
>Now arriving at King's Row
>push payload to last checkpoint
>enemy camps it like motherfucking squatters
>team cant break their defense
>20 seconds left
>READY TO START A BRIZZARDU
>entire enemy team frozen
>team steamrolls their shit
>win the match
She might be cancer, but damn if she can't save the day.
>tfw you realize that the reason why there is only one nigra is that they have no culture other than brazilian party nigras or thugs
>>145645665
>>145645630
>McSkill mains this mad
>Junkrat is using the Hayseed skin
>Guaranteed shit
>Junkrat is using the Scarecrow skin
>Guaranteed god
I don't understand
This guy is so good at overwatch
https://www.youtube.com/user/GeneralMcBadass/videos
>>145645916
Just be grateful we got someone cute like Lucio and not WE WUZ KINGS
>can't get the hang of pharah
>but getting used to junkrat
>switch to pharah one day
>50% rocket direct hits
>40 eliminations on route 66 attack
>not even using the ult that often
At last I truly see.
>>145645654
>Gender transforming hero when?
When you post more rule 63
Xth for Tick Rate
>>145645896
i've been erping on f-list since before you questioned your sexuality
Tracermainfags go drink acid until everything becomes black
fucking kill yourselves annoying fucking shitcunts
>>145645916
but pharah is black
>>145645916
Africa has a rich spiritual history of worshiping idols and sacrificing people.
That could make an interesting edgy character
>tfw no healslut gf
>tfw notank gf that i can healslut for
reminder that Zarya is based on real russian Blizzard female employee
Has Blizz given any word on post release patches completely breaking FPS?
>>145646023
She is kang
I've been noticing a lot more Hanzos lately. Is he good now?
>>145646031
does she have a muscle vagina that will clamp down on my dick and refuse to let go
How is Mei soCUTE?
>>145646001
>THRU THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>THRU THE WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
It's Dota 2 all over again.
kek
>>145645916
>>145646027
>tfw no voodoo shaman character to chit-chat with Reaper like if they were best buds
>>145646096
Because she's fat and you assume she has low self esteem making her easy for you to approach since you also have low self esteem and are afraid of confident women
Which girl do you wish you could swap bodies with?
For me its definitely Widowmaker
>>145646119
DELETEL THIS
>>145646128
They blew their voodoo quotient with WoW and D3
>>145646119
t. meme e-sports and established gaymer personalities
>>145646001
>20 tick is an artistic choice
Sombra is sniper class right?
I am starting to notice alot of Mercy hate/salt in pubs and in these generals why is this?
Is the game community/generals going to become LoL tier?
These are the things that keep me up at night as a support player.
>>145646207
Because she's overpowered
>>145646030
>mfw playing with my friend and his gf
>hes shit at the game and so is she
>she only play as the healslut and winston
>she stopped being his healslut and started to heal and damage buff only me
>she invited me to play with her alone today after midnight
I guess thats still ok since hes the one inserting his penis in her vagina.
>>145646154
Tracer.
I hunger for speed.
For some reason I wish tracers dash did damage if you passed through people
widow is awful now and everyone switches to hanzo
mcree is awful and everyone switches to reaper now
i dont know how to feel about this
>>145646147
I took that intro class too.
>>145646154
this turned me on
>>145645920
mccree is stronger than reaper at every range except melee in which he still beats him
if anything it'd be a widow player or something like that
>>145646207
Because she's basically "give her team invincibility". If you don't kill her immediately then there's no point in even attacking anyone at all. And if you do kill her, you can't kill her too early or she just flies in at the end anyway.
>>145645782
They show up like that for the enemy.
>>145646187
maybe invisible I get that feel from her cloaked design
doomfist offensive tank?
>>145645630
I always forget his Q is a colummn of death if im playing pharrah and i try to just fly up
>play Reaper on KoTH
>at point under ledge
>hear enemy Reaper scream REPOSITIONING
>turn around and blast his ass
Isn't his teleport supposed to be so he can get the jump on people? I never knew the enemy team could hear him yell put his teleport quotes
>>145646180
So the hook works from the center of the crosshair. Also hitscan with a cast delay?
>KOTH on Lijiang
>two enemy tracers just jumping around like crackheads and dropping bombs, getting multi kills
>forced to use the edgelord to combat them
>destroy pretty much everyone, help the team take back victory, get easy triple kill by pressing ult button
Why is Reaper allowed to be to disgustingly good?
How did Lucio manage to dodge the nerfbat?
>>145646301
the hook does whatever the fuck it wants
>>145646207
This game's community is already LoL tier.
>>145646347
his heal sucks
Got my first POTG with new skin and highlight intro
Nothing special tho, I never get cool multi-kills with Zarya
>Junkrat
>Grenades do full damage whether they're direct hits or rollers
>Traps are currently bugged and visually bury themselves deep in the fucking ground when placed (but appear normal on Junkrat's team)
>Damage from mines and grenades isn't based on how close you are to the explosion
>Has one of the most retarded combos in the game that can oneshot the majority of heroes in a split second with minimal effort
>"B-BUT JUNKRAT IS MEDIOCRE LEAVE HIM ALONE"
>"THE TRAPS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT HE'S A SHIT HERO ANYWAYS"
I don't give a fuck if this cheeky cocaine snuffing heroin addict is Zenyatta levels of garbage. This nonsense shouldn't be allowed. Make the explosives not fucking retarded and buff him accordingly, once people realize they need to use their brains when they play him.
REMOVE ALL SUPPORT CLASSES!!!
MERCY AND LUCIO ARE FOR NO SKILL SHITTERS!!!
>>145646147
>fat
>low self esteem
I don't believe either of those things about her!
All I know is that she is CUTE.
I wanna tear off Mercy her wings rough and stab her over and over with a big kitchen knife!
>>145646398
shit skin and shit intro jeez anon do you ever do anything right?
>>145646347
his heal is -while AoE- quite weak, unless you press E. I can bash a 2hp widow back in shape in 2-3 seconds with Mercy, with Lucio I had to dance around her A LOT.
>>145646347
he's probably up next alongside mercy
though I can see them leaving the healers alone due to them being mandatory and maybe nerfing them would skew th balance extremely in favor of super aggressive comps
>>145646351
>20 tickrate + minute lag = AS:LFJOATHOP#UWHTSWILJDENRG
The fuck was that shit?
>>145646428
Best skin and best intro, but thx
>delete bastion
>overwatch is now 20% more enjoyable
Is there anything more satisfying than giving the other team a flying hammer?
>>145646207
I hate her because her fucking pistol is too strong.
>>145646265
Feels way better as a pharah player
>>145646147
She's not fat. She's full of love and kinks.
>got potg as zenyatta
>got potg as lucio
>never got potg as mercy even though shes my most played hero
What's the trick?
>>145646454
like i said, the hook does whatever it wants
half the abilities in this game fail for no reason, or to compensate for whatevers happening server side. it makes the gameplay nonsense
>Its a team runs into the enemy one by one and blames the Mercy/Lucio episode
>>145646403
DONT MOOOVE
>>145646517
Official art
>buy nomad
>end up using chrome to be the specialest snowflake:3
>>145646518
just revive 3+ players at the same time
>>145646479
>bastion
>not junkrat
>>145646479
>still having problems with bastion
smhtbh
>>145646518
have everyone die
fly in
press q
surprise you're the best
>>145646281
Hmm is this not the case in any game with a healer then?
And how is this diffrent from other heroes from the game that force you to eliminate them first or lose?
>>145646239
How?
>>145646403
His grenades splash it bigger than Phara's rockets no?
>>145646518
3 man rez is potg material
4 man rez is guaranteed potg
>>145646403
hes one of those heroes that just warp the game and takes basically no brainpower to play
just chuck nades in random directions and pray something hits, if anything is a problem lol shift and instakill it
>>145645920
>literally one guy trying to get replies from mcree mains after the nerf
>has been posting "mcnoskill" I'm every thread to posts not even about mcree
It's time to stop posting for the night, anon.
>>145646569
Because other heroes don't punish you for killing other people when they aren't in feasible range to deal damage
>>145646539
You really should remove the artists name from there if you wanna try and ruse people.
https://youtu.be/qjFX20IHEcw
my best potg yet
I love how overtime gives the attacking team literally infinite attempts to win.
>>145646531
I'm about to stop playing this garbage. This is such a huge amount of bullshit with just one skill. Don't even get me started on all the "around-the-corner" deaths and "flashbang-stunned-before-jumping-and-still-jumping-anyway-despite-being-stunned" bullshit.
>>145646480
>about to hit q
>get knocked in the air by junkrat right before the impact
>able to reposition myself midair to get a better ult hit
>>145646501
>being a x player
>maining
>>145646608
that's my first post for the morning McSalt.
>>145646627
FUCK U that is not funny
Playing Tracer with normies is hell.
>>145646403
>traps are bugged
it's intentional and well balanced you blind moron
and his nades have normal splash, they don't deal full damage regardless of range
>tfw
>>145646539
Reminds me of this girl I knew through college who referred to herself as the potbelly butterfly. She was no butterfly. No sir.
>>145646638
i could keep posting these for you, but as it is im going to get 5 hours of sleep before work tomorrow
>>145646569
>How?
There is absolutely no reason for her ulti to charge as fast as it does. If you don't kill her first, there is no point in attacking unless you are capable of killing everyone twice in 10-15 seconds.
>B-but that's SUBJECTIVE-
It gains charge if the person you are damage boosting hits a Reindhardt shield.
That alone is objectively out of line with just about everything else in the game.
>>145646656
>enter game
>select pharah
>play pharah
>I am now a pharah player
I enjoyed playing zenyatta more today too, don't have an autism attack
>>145646265
>widow
>awful
If you're a hit at aiming she's aweful.
I don't even play hanzo/widow, not a fan of sniper characters.
>>145646265
>Wait you're telling me that these precision hitscan characters actually take skill to use now? TRASH. GARBAGE. UNUSABLE
>>145646727
They patched that bro
>>145646617
> cute
> large breasts
> large hips
> probably high intellect
So, marry or impregnate?Or both?
Just remember that no matter how bad this game gets it will never be Battleborn.
>>145646403
but the traps ARE supposed to do that
>>145646747
More like fucking kill
>>145646737
>>145646740
>people not realizing that "needs more skill" literally means worse than other options
why would i waste on character x who "needs more skill" than hero y who i can be better on with the same effort
>>145646263
You want speed damage Take dva or reinhardt for a ride.
Tackle and jet boost into people all day. Fuck them off the map, shit on their dreams
Hit them with a big Fuck off hammer whilst shielding your squishy teammates or fly around like a giant pink albatross jihading into your enemies.
Fun times
>>145646747
Neither, fuck fatties.
>>145646747
>>145646727
I do agree that the ult charges way too fast they should make it charge way slower bu give it a bit more range maybe.
>>145646769
But why? Because she can headshot you when you cannot move?
Who are the most evil characters in OW right now?
From Most Evil to least evil:
Zenyata - most evil of all, formed a cult to get in trust with people. Head of Taloon, hired Widowmaker to assassinate his Master to take over his following. Plans second Omnic revolution.
Roadhog - ruthless terrorist and rebel without mercy, that hates the world and has no remorse killing the civilians and destroying stuff: all in revenge to what was done to his homeland.
McReeeeeee - used to be a Bandit in a gang. Now pretends to be Good, but character wise a orphan scum even Reaper considers worthless. Done a lot of evil dids in Blackwatch, and eventually is doomed to revert to his outcast and evil ways, since theres no Soldier/Reaper to control him.
Reaper - merely a soldier, that got angry at how goveremnt and society threatened him. War obsessed mercenary, not evil per se (also edgy and ruthless and caring not about civilians), not working for any big plot or organization - but has huge grudge against OW members and wanting to track them down and kill them.
Genji - a spoiled child, that caused trouble to everyone, and then in egoistic revenge murdered all the people of his family clan helping OW "destroy" it (it still exists, just operates underground now). No sense for justice - huge ago and ambitions eventually will lead him to path of astray. Zenyata`s follower, so will join him when he turns sides.
Hanzo - unlike genji, an actual criminal society leader to be, however is a lawful evil, a honorable son that just wanted to maintain his clan in his fathers footsteps. Tries to redeem himself and likely switch side to good later.
Junkrat - chaotic neutral. Caused radioactive explosion contaminating own land, but is pretty much just insane scientist and avanturist
Widowmaker - brainwashed Mercenary. Appears to be almost caricaturely evil, but thats it - only appears to be. Is just a marionete in hands of Taloon.
Symetra - genuine lawful neutral autist
>>145646817
Don't mind if I do
>>145646426
I also want to hurt her, but with my penis.
Blog post but eat a cock.
Played a few rounds with the same pubs when I noticed one guy had been hanzo for 4 rounds. Attack, defend, koth. Didn't matter. Hanzo. On the fifth round I switch to hanzo too and he gets upset telling me to switch. I said I'll switch when you do faggot.
We lose and I get scrambled to the other team.
>watchpoint.
>defending.
>junkrat.jpg
So after absolutely dominating him, the round, and getting potg I get a loot box with my first legendary and it's motherfucking fool junkrat. Ten out of ten.
>>145646837
No because its a greasy fat cunt acting smart because of the grain of intellect
these kind of woman literally ruin society these days, rather kill them off
Xth for you guys are my only friends
>>145646793
>>145646617
>that concept outfit
RELEASE AS LEGENDARY FOR I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
What do you use for overwatch gamer food?
>>145646880
Yeah, I'm your best friend. When are you sending those pics of your dick and asshole?
>>145646879
She'd have to be pretty smart to craft perfect cryogenic stasis, and even better to have one that can be used in the middle of battle.
Which character has the highest damage to skill required ratio, and why is it Reaper?
>>145646031
She's hot.
>Block over 22,000 damage as Reinhardt
>save teammates multiple times
>no commendations
>>145646747
believe me smart girls are disaster
>>145645920
I'd still rather mcree for the hat
>>145646890
alright man i see your point, you are right
good argument
>>145646817
> fuck fatties.
I have no problem with that actually.
Fun fact:
One of the legendary skins for Tracer to be added is..maid outfit. In lore, due to having trouble with time she occasinally seems to sleep into "past life" or whatever and has memories of being victorian maid - thats canonical lore
>>145646698
>>145646759
>bear traps are supposed to be literally invisible
>mfw junkrat mains are delusional drug addicts
>>145646747
BOTH
Definitely both.
Her body is begging to be impregnated.
>>145646951
>Playing for commendations on anyone but a healer
>>145646850
>Zenyatta
>evil
He's a pure robot that wants to see the good in people.
>>145646951
>tanks and support expecting upvotes
ahahaahahah
>>145646479
Bastion is a sign of your MMR being bottom tier.
>>145646793
I don't even play widow, but to all the people who say widow is bad now are actually fucking bad with her.
It's the "if I can't do well with this character than they must be bad" effect.
So many widows would just ducking quickscope or spam left click while scoped in, it required little effort to get kills with her, now that you actually have to line up headshots to be effective, people are switching to easier hero's because they don't want to, and I fucking hate using these two words, "get good"
Like, widow still has the team stopping potential, her head shot damage is increased to a
2.5x multiplier, she can one shot any class with a head shot, but people don't like aiming and they just want to spam her scope shots to get kills rather than ACTUALLY FUCKING AIM.
>>145646403
Love getting POTG as him and it's not a rip tire, it's me kamikazing the enemy team lobbing nades into people's faces and taking whoever dropped me with.
What happen if you get an 10 upvotes?
>defending well
>stop them entirely
>gets to overtime
>they suicide charge
>overtime
>overtime
>overtime
>overtime
>now you get to defend for 5 more minutes :^)
Literally every game. I have never managed to hold the first point ever.
>>145647020
I always commend "X fan the hammer kills X+random(0; 3) eliminations" McCREEEEEs for the kek
>>145646951
>hold m2 in the general direction of the enemy
>g-give me commends!
>>145646990
Isn't that from HotS?
Anyone link me to a hardware ID spoofer? just got banned for saying nigger and shit and on my 2nd account and I think the harware ID ban is real
>>145646981
I prefer that McCree. But just a personnal taste for ridiculous outfit.
>>145646998
Mah nigga
>>145647042
Better give upvote to the toblerone who had the turret Potg without doing anything else than smashing it with his hammer.
>>145646991
>literally invisible
they are never invisible, the top is always sticking out
>>145647068
Your penis automatically shoots out thick ropes of cum.
post em
>>145647020
>Dad-76
best and only good meme
>>145646991
Enemy traps are easy enough to spot. If they were any easier they'd be useless
It also serves the purpose of being able to tell enemy traps from ally traps
If you go boosting around corners without watching your feet when there's a Junkrat in the game, you deserve what you get
Don't blame the game for your shortcomings
Objectively the coolest character
>>145647097
id rather upvote the guy with 60% kill participation instead of the support cucks or tankbabs
>>145646705
>it's a grey grey blue grey episode
>15 times in a row
>>145647107
Remember that dad is proud of you /owg/
Except this fucker.
>>145647085
>>145647132
>cowboy man
>cool
Is it 1953 again?
how to fix commends?
5% bonus experience if you don't comment yourself
>>145647106
I should take a new screenshot of it, since it changed a bit since this one ; except for the most played heroes.
>>145646475
Your opinion on skin, I'll agree to the intro.the deadlift into triggers me since she lifts with her back or I'd use it.I use, and prefer, the dawn skin and have no problem with her basic look.
>:3
>>145647151
Oh please. I commend "4 gold medals earned, 5 total medals" 76s too. Way too few of them recently.
>>145647106
>>145647089
It's a boring but necessary job and he deserves it for being the only one responsible enough to do it
I always give supports commendations no matter how they perform. That role is a complete nightmare when you have to herd around a bunch of braindead retards who can't stick together for five seconds.
>>145647106
Ay swimae kill me
>>145647106
>he plays support
Please uninstall
>>145647134
>These are the same people who bitch when no one picks a tank or support and instead goes 3 Hanzos
>>145646951
>11k healz with zen
>1 commendation
>>145647171
Only get to commend the enemy team.
>>145647216
This is reddit mentality. Supporting is fun and easy.
>>145647171
Give out player icons for commends and make objective based cards mean the most
>>145647095
Hold the phone saying nigger will get you banned? We league of Legends now?
>>145647184
Zarya can lift with what she wants, you gonna tell her no?
>>145647107
>>145647151
>>145647020
Soldier 76 might a well be 76 years old and D.Va is like 17 what the fuck is the problem with you guys.
>>145647162
Cowboys will always be cool
>>145647240
>Supporting is fun
spotted the cuck
oh yeah
i was supposed to post this
>>145647106
Rate, don't hate.
>>145647210
Delete this
>>145647210
>>145647078
That shit happens way too much on first point it pisses me off. Just let the damn game end already fuck.
>>145647283
What's wrong with a strong father figure in d.va's life?
>>145647216
I always commend healer because it's boring and they make the sacrifice of playing the role no one wants to.
>>145647106
Would love to give some other heroes a shot but it seems harder and harder to find players willing to play support.
>>145647240
>Supporting is fun and easy.
Then why don't more people do it? Why are tank and support the 2 spots that get locked last in 90% of games?
>>145646769
This man understands
>defense King's Row
>two Widowmakers, no support
Pause > Leave Game
>>145647283
It's 76 being D.Va's father
Get your mind out of the gutter anon.
What are you, a pedophile?
Stop walking into the enemy one by one, please
OH THANK GOD I JOINED A GAME ENDING 5 SECONDS LATER
I LOVE SEEING DEFEAT POP IN MY SCREEN!! FUCKING EPIC LOL!
10 MILLION PLAYER!!!
>>145647372
i get upset when anyone picks widow now.
>>145647308
Support classes should literally be deleted from the game tbqh>>145647372
>wanting a cuck to play on your team
report mercy/Lucio you see, I've actually been doing this since I bough the game.
(Zenyatta is also shit but people rarely play him)
>>145647240
Support is only fun as Lucio, playing as Mercy is concentrated anti-fun
>>145645473
>Genji (Widowmaker): My Ultimate is ready!
>>145647025
Realtalk, the "God A.I.s causing the omnic crisis" thing makes the Shambali monks pretty suspicious.
What if the Iris is another one of those A.I.?
>>145647106
>>145647210
b-but Gray Fox was cool/10
>>145647372
>Pause
>>145647342
Because most gamers are 17 year old monster drinking faggots who just want to hop around as genji or snipe
>>145647283
The age of consent in Korea is like 2 anyways. It's fine
Should I play monkey man?
>>145647342
Not him, but my experience is either a Mercy instalocking, someone picking Mercy last and sperging to the other Mercy over how he wants to play her, or the situation you described. I imagine the last two spots are usually flexible people who adjust to the team.
I usually wait until the last two picks even though I prefer to play support.
is there anyway to choose what hero that shows up on the main menu
im tired of firing it up only to see junkrats ugly face i'd rather see my husbando Hanzo
Can Mercy players fuck off? I didnt ask for your heals, the fact I can get POTG because you let me live only makes me feel like a shitter
go fuck off already
What main is the biggest sign of being a faggot
reeeeeeeeee
>>145647429
gr8 b8 m8
>>145647457
Problem, Mr. Swaggins?
>>145647429
>You will never be this triggered you can't just fire at the first thing you see
OOOOOOOOH
TURN IT UP
>>145647106
Not the same format, also it has been a week since i have played honestly.
>>145647329
I would love to see the statistics on how many people have the achievement for defending the first point.
>>145647462
So then why wouldn't you commend the support or tanks?
>>145647487
>wait until the last two picks
>TOO MANY SNIPERS
>NO BUILDER
>NO SUPPORT
>NO TANK
EVEYR
FUCKING
TIME !!
>doomfist was a chocolateskin
>tfw doomfist won't be a loli
>tfw doomfist will be anegress with a british accent
>>145647517
>>145647514
>T. full time cucks
Have fun being absolutely useless to our team, oh wait, you guys can't have fun as support, because nothing about playing support is fun.
Literally uninstall please.
>>145647503
tfw healing a mcree last second for the game winning deadeye where he would have otherwise died
real potg nigga
>>145647532
I'm not the guy you originally were talking to, I exclusively commend tank/hlr
>>145646951
I see retarded Reinhards that just soak damage pointlessly lots of time. Like litterally, all he does is walk with a shield even if enemy is in his melee range. Thinking standing stationarry and waiting if someone from team and comes shot enemy before you is all thats required.
I commend good Reinhards, never do with shitty ones, since they are -1 spot in team essentially, even afk Lucio is more usefull.
>>145647106
Feels awful, man
>>145646001
>dat lucio
>not wallriding up there
i'm disappoint
How do we fix dva?
My thoughts.
>defence matrix reflects stuff. Ala genji.
Or
>defence matrix is full body not just front and charges ultimate. Ala Zarya
> slightly less slowdown when firing
>slightly tighter flak canon spread.
> maybe give zero suit something alongside the pistol like a nade.
Any other ideas?
>>145647572
You mad? Yeah you mad.
Bought the game today to play with my best mate and im stuck on jury duty. Fuuuuuuuck
Vermelho and Roxo best Lucio skins.
>>145647240
>Supporting is fun and easy
This depends entirely on what exactly the supporting is.
Lucio and Zenyatta are great examples of what support should be. They are buffers/debuffers/healers that are more than capable of doing shit on their own.
Mercy, with her instantaneously charging cunt nigger shit ulti, is an example of what it should not be. Mercy needs to suck fat, stinky dick 24/7 or else she's not doing her job right. Mercy should have never been put in the game, because now she's the absolute baseline for a healer, has the most important ulti, and every healer that comes thereafter will be compared to her dumb fucking faggot waifu-bait face.
>Lucio is better than mercy tho
Mostly on KotH maps and he's probably getting nerfed.
I want this skin
>>145647593
Ass window for the mech
>>145647572
>he doesn't want a support
i hope you at least have a soldier 76 on your team, jesus.
>>145647440
Or maybe the Iris is part of a spy satellite God A.I. that is watching over the Omnics and planning to control them.
>>145647440
I bet there was someone else behind the AIs as well. The monks are regular Omnics and should have no control over other Omnics, anyway. I feel like I can trust Zenyatta.
>>145646747
>>145646998
>you will never feel Mei's legs wrapped around your body as you fuck her
>you will never look into her eyes as you cum deep inside her
>>145647240
> Supporting is fun and easy.
Fun ok if it's Lùcio. Playing Mercy, is everything but fun since you need your team and you can't do shit by yourself.
Snipers? You're dead.
Big angry nigger monkey? You're dead
Reaper/Tracer/Genji focused on you? You're dead in 1sec
Mercy is probably awesome in premade, but it's a can of concentrated frustration in SoloQ
>>145647506
mercy, genji.. actually, maining at all makes you a gigantic cocknibbling faggot so there's that
>Play Lucio on Anubis defense
>My entire team's dead and i'm defending the last point
>Wallride the pillars like a spastic retard while the entire enemy team tries to shot me
>Feels like an eternity of me doing this
>Team finally respawns again and they manage to throw the invaders off
I wish i could saw that through the perspective of the enemies
>>145647275
Yes cause she'll break her fucking back doing that! Also isn't she supposed to have been a professional weightlifter before defending her village from a reactivated war omnic?why the fuck does it even bother me this much? Am I addicted to this fucking game or something?
>>145647329
>>145647524
>They haven't sucessfully got that achievement
I got it within my first 3 hours of playing
But I do play a lot of pic related
>>145647572
>I hate healers
>I want to go scrounging for health backs and running back to spawn whenever I get shot
lol
kids these days
>>145645817
If only I had a healslut like Shayed
>overwatch saves everybody, becomes unappreciated/hated and then is banned, wants to reform
>no Rorschach character
>>145647593
>remove head hitbox from mecha form
There, she's fixed. The main issue with D.Va is that she can't tank for shit despite being a tank. Matrix is one of the more powerful abilities in the game already so definitely do not buff that.
If you think her skills or damage need buffing you're just a shit.
>>145647506
Mei or tracer
>>145647572
Are you ok man you seem upset
>>145647572
Ungrateful little shit, post your battletag so I can avoid you
>tfw letting mercies die because they keep pocket whoring me
serves you right annoying cunt
>>145647632
Zarya is so muscley she has developed weightlifting techniques no normal human could achieve
>>145647631
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS
>>145647595
How can I be mad, you play support, that just makes me sad that there are people that exist in the world that would cuck themselves this hard.
>>145647606
>enjoying playing as a nigger
>>>/tumblr/
>>145647635
Supports are literally useless though?
>>145647659
I'm just sad that supports are people so willing to be cucked, bot in game, and irl.
>>145647372
> King's Row
> leave instantly
>>145647593
Here's what I would do:
>remove critbox from mech
>remove firing movement penalty
done
>>145647312
Thank you good sir.
>>145647605
Mercy is definitely getting some rework done to her but considering it's Blizzard we are probably going to have to wait another 4 months before the next update.
>>145647091
Yeah
>"Being lost in time was really scary. Sometimes I'd have these strange dreams about the olden days. Like I was a kitchen maid in this grand house in the country."
>>145647640
Soldier 76.
>>145647706
>being this mad
>>145647559
Even if you don't wait and pick your preferred role, those people are gonna pick snipers anyway.
I've seen people either waiting until the game starts so they can pick that second widowmaker or hanzo, or switch to one as soon as the game starts.
>>145647724
mercy is fine except for her ult, she does need a rework apart from it
>that skin you've been saving up to get forever
What's her name /vg/? pic related
>>145647595
>>145647610
>>145647635
>>145647664
>WAAHHH PEOPLE SHOULD APPRECIATE ME FOR THE ROLE I CHOSE AND SHOULD UPVOTE ME FOR WHAT I DID EVEN IF I PLAYED LIKE SHIT BECAUSE I MATTER WAAAHHHH!!!
pic related
its you cucks
reeeee why can't Blizz patch this game faster
How to get your Overwatch game in spoken Japanese language https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNfGLBSrEs0
>>145647275
She can lift me when she wants.
>bunch of high-schoolers talking about girl problems in chat
>>145647716
you're welcome
nowpost some more sweet sweet junkrats
>>145647653
She can't tank well because she's a flank tank, as weird as it sounds. She prob just needs a little more mobility. Either a faster walk speed when firing or more access to boosters.
>>145647593
buff her ult its literally fucking useless
remove the indicator from it completely
>>145647593
Mid-range alt fire weapon that's like her pilot form's light gun.
Slight speed boost on her thrusters.
I want to see how she'd play then.
>>145647764
None. Skins are ugly. Vanilla looks best on all characters. Yes even Zarya.
>>145647593
REMOVE
THE
CRITBOX
MAKE HER MEKA IMMUNE TO DAMAGE WHEN YOU RECALL IT AFTER IT WAS DESTROYED OR YOU ULTED
THEN
DONE
>>145647787
s-s-sauce pls
>>145647768
Lmao why you so mad tho?
>>145647706
>>145647768
>KEK
>KEK
>KEK
>NIGGERS
you should really get over your addiction to black dick anons it's just gross at this point
>>145647782
They literally patched like yesterday
>>145647308
>literally denying enemy kills
>not fun
>>145647768
and you're the sub40 winrate dogshit player with >2 kdr
>>145647260
I may have said it more than once or twice but def less than 15 or 20 times.
Thought my internet crashed came back to DC
>>145647751
Stop feeding the troll
>>145647707
>King's Row defend
>guaranteed PotG as Symmetra
>gold medal in kills if you manage to hold the first point
>tfw you have a flawless Genji game on King's Row attack
>Don't die once
>Instantly kill their Widowmaker, Mercy and Hanzo as soon as they appear every time
>Weaving in and around the enemy team like a beautiful dance that cannot be interupted
>Get the golds for elims and damage
>Lucio BREAKS IT DOWN and speed boosts you on the last point when you pull out your katana and kill their entire team like an invincible speed demon
>Get POTG and 10 commendations
Is there a better feeling in Overwatch than this?
So I remembered something from that shit game Warhammer Online. There was the Shaman class, that had a pretty neat mechanic:
The more the Shaman heals, the more damage he will deal on his next attack. The more the Shaman deals damage, the more he will heal on the next instance.
Do you think this mechanic would work in Overwatch? What if they gave it to Zenyatta?
>>145647342
>tank and support the 2 spots that get locked last in 90% of games
This is what's going to make me quit. I've hardly played since mystery heroes finished.
>>145647834
At least I mean more to the team wins than the cuck in the back healing windowlickers and genjis
>>145646048
There's a thread where people are posting links to pastebin dxdiag at blizzards request on the official forums
Other than that? Nope.
I can't even play the game right now because I'm a god damned poorfag with a shit pc. The patch tanked my frame rate from 60-70 to barely 15.
>>145647792
No she can't tank well because every hit on her is a crit. Everything else about her is fine.
>>145647618
Don't do this to me.
Pharah's VA is so bad.
>they still haven't fixed avoid player
>>145647764
I've already bought 3 skins I wanted with others I got as drops. I'm looking for novelty now, so I'm saving up for one of these.
>>145647751
>being this much of a cuck
You can keep convincing yourself that you're not a shitter, it's cool, but please, learn to play a real hero, one that requires skill.
>>145647768
This guy understands
REMOVE SUPPORTS
E
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V
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S
Y
P
P
O
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T
S
>>145647735
>Tracer has probably seen the heat death of the Universe before her very own eyes
>>145647862
>What if we gave it to Zenyatta
>>145647839
>u mad
>feeding
Nah
>>145647764
Cherokee pharah's skin and plague doctor reaper's skin.
>>145647790
>>145647440
Zenyatta is not like the others! #NotAllOmnics #ModerateOmnic
>>145647790
>>145647862
>Zenyatta hits transcendence
>His next orb causes a nuclear holocaust
k.
>>145647854
>perform great all game using self heals
>mvp some faggot die die die who kills 3 people
>don't even win votes
>>145647891
Is this about Lucio?
Have you guys tried Soldier Man Only weekly brawl?
Did they lower his health in that mode? You die almost instantly, it's retarded
>>145647790
>have to play Lucio every time for my team to even have a chance of winning
>all I want to do is just have some fun with genji
>>145647790
>>145647970
I would be okay with this as long as his healing is shit when he has the doomsday orb
>>145647997
It's about healers in general.
Anyone who as a healer is usually a cuck, or some fuckijg degenerate who is into futas.
They all belong on tumblr, not on my team, let alone playing the same game as me, it's diagusting.
>>145647810
There you go
http://i.imgur.com/mJnYXRB.jpg
Just fuck my game up blizzard
>10% more charge time on all ults
>Incoming active healing from supports halved if you took damage the last 3 seconds
>Capturing A point Volskaya/Hanamura/Anubis wipes the attacking team's ult charge and gives the defending team instant respawn for 10 seconds
>Crouching on top of health packs lets you pick them up even though you are full health
>Ults no longer refunds if interrupted during their startup
>You can now tell you are being wallhacked
>Hitboxes are now 100% faithful to the vanilla models
McCree:
>fan the hammer deals 55 per shot, has increased range falloff and has a 7 second cooldown.
>Flashbang deals 35 damage in its aoe
>Ult no longer refunds on cancel
Pharah
>Ult has a slight extended activation animation (like the one in her PotG)
Reaper
>Ult has a slightly extended activation animation (like the one from the first trailer)
Tracer
>E rewinds you to your old health (no more running on top of health packs and then rewinding)
S:76
>Ult has slightly longer startup where he needs to "turn on" visor.
Genji
>Startup animation of sword slightly increased.
Hanzo
>Projectile speed increased. Projectile size decreased.
>Wallhack arrow has 15 second cooldown
Torb
>Molten core now upgrades level 1 sentry into a level 2 one.
D.Va
>Mecha head hitbox decreased
>CD on her abilities both reduced by 1 second
>ult charge in and outside of mecha buffed
Zarya
>300 hp, 100 shields
Mercy
>Needs LoS for ult. Cannot avoid ult animation. Can be interrupted during ult animation.
Lucio
>E cooldown increased by one second
Symmetra
>Her ult charge is now dependent on how close she is to her spawn. The closer she or her turrets are to her spawn, the more ult she charges.
>While teleporter is up, you can charge ult to get extra teleporter charges
>>145648052
thank you, kind anon
protip for people who want to go play something other than support and aren't in a total shitter bracket:
pick whatever you want right away, waiting will only lead to other people doing that instead and force you to pick what's left
most of the time people will eventually pick a tank/healer if nobody else does
>>145647882
>retards still don't understand how quick play works
>>145648014
>average tracerfag cannot headshot a standing still target with his back turned
why do people willingly throw themselves life after life into the shredder that is opening attack on route 66 when they can turn around walk ten feet and get full health???/
>>145648014
This triggers me
Why is Junkrat allowed to instantly detonate his mine effectively making it a instant kill, better grenade. 99% of times a junkrat kills me with a mine will be like this instead of the intended usage of him being sneaky and actually setting it up somewhere as a trap.
They need to add a 1 second delay between throwing it and being able to detonate it
>>145647970
>>145648060
nope
>>145648108
>most of the time people will eventually pick a tank/healer if nobody else does
>>145647571
There were least 3 separate Doomfists, at least one of them villain. Its just next "successor" that picks his glove and start using it.
So new Doomfist can be litterally anyone.
>>145648125
nah, it's fine
LA LO LEE
>enemy team has mercy
>killing only the mercy all the time because she keeps revving people within 5 seconds
shit game
>>145648142
Sorry you're in a total shitter trench where people aren't interested in winning
y doe
>>145647881
Why?
>>145648168
I knew this seemed familiar
Weekly brawn is completely broken, thanks Blizzard
QUICK /owg/ BLIZZARD WANTS TO KNOW HOW YOU'D MAKE ANOTHER HEALING CLASS!
WHAT'VE YOU GOT?
>>145647970
>notice zenyatta has transcended 3 times since his last attack
>his next attack causes complete collapse of the universe
>there are actual groups of autists rolling in a 5 stack at 6am
>>145648142
Why would anyone pick a healer and cuck themselves?
They should make it so that if you pick a support, it instantly bans your account, I'm tired of seeing mercys, lucios, zenyattas, it fucking sickens me.
>>145648014
Nice. Tracers are so annoying to fight.
>>145647881
It's okay.
I can only congratulate you for not knowing Russian and being oblivious to how much of a disaster is anything that comes out of Zarya.
>>145648060
Your McCree changes are awful, he's fine now.
Pharah's change is awful and her ult is already bad enough considering she dies most of the time she uses it because it locks her in place for several seconds and makes her the highest priority target, and fuel for anyone with hitscan. Adding her POTG animation to it would be fine if she unloaded all her missiles twice as fast.
Reaper is fine, doesn't need changes
Tracer is fine.
S76 is fine.
Genji is fine.
I'm going to stop here because all your changes are pointless nerfs
>>145648218
the fuck are you doing man
>>145648239
how else would you enjoy this shit game
soloq is fucking cancer and XP is fucking slow
>>145647862
Oh shit, I remember that shit. I remember tossing out shitloads of heals and then using that green channeled lightning bolt to completely fucking melt a single person.
>>145648168
I like the primitive tents, right next to the gigantic high tech city.
This thread is one of the better ones yet, two people absolutely losing their shit over support classes.
>>145648242
You have issues.
>>145648226
>brawl is basically CoD
I'm getting too old for this
>>145648119
Junkrat's so hunched over, so it's very hard to headshot him from behind
>>145648228
Cut to the chase and make a literal whore character.
ERPing in chat improves healing efficiency.
>>145648267
>>145648060
>change Pharahs ult animation to the highlight reel one
>she fires all the missiles at once, in one big burst
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>KA BOOM
Y
E
S
>>145648228
A chemist who has powerful heals/buffs but needs to aim arcing projectiles.
>>145648319
It's not even CoD, because in CoD the TTK is way too HIGH
In weekly brawl it's ridiculously LOW, you so much as sneeze or get sneeze at and someone dies
>Get the bloodied hands Reaper skin and the slit throat potg cinematic/gesture
>decide to roll as him for a while to make the most of it
>constantly spam the gesture and buy the High-functioning psychopath quote to also spam
>Having an absolute blast being the ultimate Coldsteel incarnation but can't help but feel embarrassed when getting play of the game because of how edgy it is
>>145648314
Anyone who chooses a support is a cuck with daddy issues, you retarded nigger.
>>145648303
Hello support cuck
be the little healslut, dedicated cocksucker you are and feel special about it!
>>145648242
>>145648228
Throw medkits. Accelerate Medkit respawns on map when nearby.
>>145648373
>>145648382
lmao@these gayboys
>>145648382
Ugh, like - why are you so toxic? Can you just not?
>>145648354
I like this idea. Shit that'd be so fucking fun, throwing flasks and shit at people. Quality...
>>145648382
>>145648373
>>145648242
Goddamn you are mad as hell, son
>>145648373
This is why cuck is a buzzword now you know.
>>145648303
KEK
U
C
K
go wuck Bernie's fat socialist cock you immigrant loving slut.
>>145648228
Gun that builds charge as the hero damages enemies. Can use ability to heal in a burst around them in proportion to how much charge they've built.
OKAY /owg/ YOU MUST POST WHICH CHARACTERS WOULD:
Make the best, healthiest couple and why
Make the most interesting drama/story as a couple and why
Make the best POV character for a 26 episode anime series
>>145648303
Be sure to keep playing le monk so i can keep assblasting you in 1 shot you cuck
>>145648228
Give him cooldown reduction on allies as secondary support option.
>>145648382
Sociopathy is nothing to be proud of, you know.
>>145648239
>there are people who deliberately don't use more than 5 people to avoid running against full groups
>>145648226
>>145648473
Widowmaker was nerfed.
>>145648470
>Dad 76/Mercy
>Zarya/Zenyatta for obvious reasons
>Tracer
What maps will we likely see? I'm guessing we'll see stuff from every heroes country of origin that we don't already have and then they can expand from there.
>Seoul, South Korea
>Junkertown, Australia
>some central/Northern European map with a castle theme for Mercy/Tolberone/Reinhardt
>Brazilian favela
>another Watchpoint style map
>something on the Moon
>>145648168
>The buildings are shaped like animals
Oh fuck
>>145648473
SUPPORT CLASSES ARE CANNON FODDER FOR THE REAL MEN!
BAN ALL SUPPORT KEKS!
>>145648228
someone who can place healing circles on the ground like s76 but can do it af range like mei's walls
ult could be something like a heal prevention aoe or an emp that eats armor and shield
>>145648470
>anime
ya blew it
probably mercy and 76 because it's just as generic and boring as every anime drama ever
>>145646398
Fucking emo zarya tho
>>145648509
>implying i make bodyshots
lmfaokek you probably forgot theres people who can aim
and even with the nerf you still live by a slither of HP so you might as well be the 1hk like before
>>145648354
I hope Sombra plays like this except like a Crusader's Crossbow Medic.
>>145648508
Go to PC settings to activate Windows.
>>145648470
I don't know about shipping but Tracer already acts like a shonen main character, so her.
>>145648050
Stop projecting i play mainly support or tank in every game i play because thats how you have the most impact in the match. You as tank or healer/support/frontline have the most responsibility how is this cuck.
This meme is so fucking dumb and people are projecting their own sick fetishes on the game i kid you not i have gotten some wierd fucking whispers.
Then again i am in /vg/.
>support ooga
>no, support is booga
>>145648541
>widowmakers that don't bodyshot
that's just a myth.
>>145646031
>there's a real zarya out there
muh dick
>>145648559
Bootleg copy, my key 'ran out' or something. No issues have arrived from that little shit text bottom right so far so meh.
>>145648441
>>145648382
You two are adorable, I play mostly Zarya and Reinhardt, but I'm not autistic enough to refuse to be a team player in a team based game. Also who gives a fuck about Bernie dude didn't have a chance from the moment he started since most his voters are too stupid to check their states polling procedures.
>Join game
>Pre-game, attack on Hollywood
>People instalock Genji, Widow, Tracer, Reaper
That's when you know it's time to leave.
>>145648470
Mei/McCree, Tracer/Genji, Tracer/Mercy, Pharah/Zarya, and Tracer/Zarya would all be very healthy relationships
Widowmaker/Genji and 76/Mercy would make the most interesting story.
Winston is already the POV character
>mercy keeps dickriding me because I play pharah
can these cunts fuck off, im just gonna go jump off a cliff if it means they leave me the fuck alone, i hate having pocket shitters, same in TF2 in the old days
>>145648614
Nah just go hunkrat and spam the entrance.
If you keep shitting on support players I won't play as a healer every again
>>145648470
Mei x McCree
Widowmaker x Tracer
76, Tracer, or Winston
>>145648614
>no 2fort equivalent to contain secret TDMers
I wonder if they'll add something like that
>no server browser
>>145648613
>>145648576
ITT: Libtard support mains trying to defend their cuckold fetish
How's it feel to know that trump is going to win the presidency, huh?
>>145648525
Watchpoint: Arkctis (where Mei was)
The Train (Jeff hinted they have trouble with this map, since whiel its fan its linearity benefits some types of heroes to much)
Junktown
Utopia (or whatever that indian city is called)
Overwtach Headquarters ruins in Switzerland
Rio
Bangkok
>>145648660
good, fuck off you shitty fucking cuck implying i need you to wipe the enemy team off the map
>>145648525
>Junkertown has tons of environmental hazards
>moon man has a low-gravity area which you have to push the cart through
>>145648470
Me x You
>>145648614
>they instalock flankers
>pick D.va because fuck it we're gonna shitpick this game
>at the first choke on point A
>boost down into the room with the large healthpack expecting those other flankers to follow
>nobody around
>Tracer is peek shooting from the room with the monitors and chairs
>Genji is jumping around like a retard
>Reaper teleports on top of the terrace and gets headshotted by Windowlicker
>Windowlicker is trying to kill the enemy sniper but gets sniped herself every time
I swear it always goes like that
>>145648707
what's with all the /int/ memes on this thread
>>145648586
god damn tracer in the first trailer looks dumb as fuck
>>145648648
Its your role as a good pharah to give mercy some mobility you know this is a team game you tf2 furry shitter
>>145648648
Can you just not tell them to heal other people? It's what I do.
Heck, even if I play as Mercy, I only snap to Pharah when she needs heals or when she's in a good position to wreck the enemy team.
>>145648610
I don't even understand how that's possible. Microsoft has been forcibly handing out Windows 10 for free basically.
>>145648736
Not sure, I can't really understand why people would play support, though.
>>145648267
Ults are cancer and subtracts fun from the gameplay.
Hanzo is the only character in the game that has a well designed direct damage ultimate:
>A clear sweet spot at about 15m where the dragons appear
>A distinct animation that let's you react to him trying to use it
>utility since it can go through walls and blocks vision
All direct damage ults should be nerfed and the game would be better. Nobody is impressed by that Q of the game you just pulled off.
>>145648470
Genji and Tracer have the most complimentary personalities and they both have similar interests. Good couple material. Same goes to Mercy and Pharah or Mercy and Tracer.
Interesting story would be Widowmaker and Genji or anyone with emotional baggage and Genji really.
Best POV Character is obviously 76
>>145648764
If you upgrade from a shitty windows crack Microsft puts you in your own sandbox of an inferior Windows 10.
>>145648707
I am a fucking Trump supporter and a support pkayer because i care about my people you d&c jew.
>>145648746
time to play another hero then if that means mercyfags will fuck off
>>145648736
do you enjoy this
>>145647970
>Zen uses ult
>His next orb causes victory screen to come up
>>145648707
go back to your containment board.
>>145648819
Whatever you say, Bernie. ;p
>>145648707
Better than Hillary, also do you have tourettes or is it just that cuck is the new 4chan meme and you want to feel cool?
>>145648714
Junkertown is litterally radioactive now, after Junkrat "experiment" destroyed the omnic facility. That said, both Junkrat and Roadhog should litterally glow in the dark. Best keep away from them at respawn point.
>try to keep the whole team alive as mercy, steadily lose
>decide to just pocket heal the most capable player on the team instead, grow moist as we turn the game around
>>145640405
If you did, I would have laughed
I still enjoyed this post
>>145648736
Don't know, all I do know is that I'm pretty entertained with how upset these two are.
>be tracer on defence
>we lose in <5 mins on numbani
>tell the team that is unacceptable
>im accused of doing nothing
>bronze elims, gold objective elims and time
>they act like its nothing
typical overwatch game
>>145648819
>he supports trump unironically
>>145648849
>>145648859
Shouldn't you be on Tumblr ranting about how 50 faggots didn't deserve to die or something?
>>145648906
>playing support
>ever
Get good, cuck.
>>145648920
>being a proud supportcuck
LMFAO
We all know supportcucks play their "role" because theyre fucking dogshit at FPS games
maybe youll like Mei better
>>145648940
Butfemalescan't be cucks, silly.
>>145646757
That game deserves to fucking die. I can't speak for the rest of you, but playing from Australia = all red bar games all the time always. Bought it on release, had two yellow bar games in PvP and the rest have been red. Even get reds in solo story. Couple that with the fucking shocking amount of polish that's absent (why am I getting stuck on invisible pieces of geometry every few seconds? Why do things like Caldarius' ult just not fucking work if there's so much as a leaf over my head?), and I was done with it a while ago. There's a post on their forums about the server issues over here with something like 400+ replies, and some member of the dev team has posted a handful of the same copy+paste PR bullshit you hear everywhere. Aaaaand don't even get me started on that season pass lure bullshit they've got going with OP Alani.
>inb4 u mad
Yes I fucking mad, I was looking forward to this shit. I hope GBX tanks hard after this + the shitshow that was BL2.
>>145648987
>buying any Gearbox game after BL2
>>145648987
I bailed after testing out the open beta.
>>145648987
You wot m8
>>145646902
that concept turned out to be Zarya, hope you enjoy.
Tracer: Bisexual
Soldier 76: Hetero but doesn't care
Reaper: Hetero but doesn't care
Genji: Hetero but doesn't care
McCree: Hetero
Pharah: Lesbian
Hanzo: Hetero but doesn't care
Junkrat: Hetero
Mei: Hetero but openminded
Widowmaker: Pansexual, only enjoys really fetish heavy sex
Torbjorn: Hetero
Bastion: Asexual
Roadhog: Asexual
D'Va: Hetero, is bi for attention
Zarya: Lesbian
Winston: Gay but doesn't care
Reinhardt: Hetero but doesn't care
Lucio: Bisexual but mainly for trannies
Mercy: Bisexual
Zenyatta: Asexual
Symettra: Lesbian
>>145648987
I'm so sorry, cobber.
I'm glad I had enough of Gearbox after BL2.
>>145648940
>every single person that thinks I'm batshit crazy is a tumblr-fag
>>145647524
Do people actually get this achieve? I cannot get it, I thought I was bugged fug. Must not be doing something
>>145646757
It's hilarious how they are now trying to squeeze a few last bucks out of their game before it's completely gone.
>>145649042
>>145648987
Oh, I also forgot how they think I can carry an entire random team of sub 10s against a grouped team of 80-100s.
>>145649042
Expected some tumblr shit but this is pretty accurate
you guys probably hate this game because you play to win. just get some buddies on vc and play to see what happens
So wait, with the power of math I'll now prove that the fan the hammer nerf completely missed the mark as far as stated design goals go:
First, the math
>Fan the hammer deals 45 damage per bullet
>flashbang is 25 damage
>Fan shoots six shots in a second, meaning one shot every 0.16 of a second.
>Flashbang stun duration is 0.7 seconds, but McCree can't act 0.2 seconds after throwing it. The flashbang has a bit of projectile speed though.
>you need flashbang damage + 4 shots to kill a 200 hp target
>McCree can fan out 4 shots in about 0,64 of a second
tl;dr if you miss the timing of your fan the hammer by as little as 0.1 of a second, your target might pop a defense ability to survive.
Meanwhile, the flashbang, fan, roll, fan combo deals 565 damage assuming no shots miss.
>>145648963
half the non support heroes in the game don't need to aim kek
>whole team raging at eachother because they're all super bad
>on numbani attack
>always going through the small choke room at the first objective
ffs
>>145649042
this is way too accurate holy shit
>always say BG whenever we lose
how long until im getting perma banned by hugboxvision?
>>145648963
If your reading comprehension wasn't garbage you'd see that all I said is your entertaining with how upset you are. Now go ahead and reply with some form of cuck, libtard or healslut cause this is way too good.
>>145648930
>playing Tracer on defence
>playing Tracer, ever
>>145649057
You're on 4chan, if you aren't batshit crazy then you don't belong here faggot.
>>145647764
el Blanco
>>145649042
Mercy and Pharah probably masturbate to written, text only porn.
Ranged high dps tank with low mobility when? Make him an omnic who disagrees with zenyattas ideals and wants to kill all humans for extra points.Then a short where he tries to kill zenyatta but zen beats him without using violence, using his ult to enlighten him.
>Widow instalocked on Numbani Offense
Guess it's time to practice heroes I haven't played.
>enemy barely manages to capture the first point on hanamura
>our winston goes "terrible team so i will let you win" and runs around spawn for the rest of the match
>>145649042
Iffy on Zarya she's a Russian patriot, don't really see the country changing a whole lot.
Hanzo is good right, and not just a meme he is a bad hero? It's just bad players giving him a bad name right?
>>145649042
Tracer: Into NTR
Soldier 76: Not into NTR
Reaper: Into NTR
Genji: Into NTR
McCree: Not into NTR
Pharah: Not into NTR
Hanzo: Not into NTR
Junkrat: Into NTR
Mei: Into NTR
Widowmaker: Into NTR
Torbjorn: Into NTR
Bastion: Not into NTR
Roadhog: Into NTR
D'Va: Into NTR
Zarya: Not into NTR
Winston: Into NTR
Reinhardt: Not into NTR
Lucio: Into NTR
Mercy: Into NTR
Zenyatta: Not into NTR
Symettra: Into NTR
>>145648930
>play tracer on defence
>we lose in <5 mins on numbani
>tell the team that is unacceptable
and there the joke ends
>>145649271
numbani is a good widow map and a great widow is a good pick on any map and objective
of course they usually just blow
>>145649318
Everything about your post is disgusting and you should probably kill yourself.
>>145647881
Frying the friendy skies ;^)
>>145649042
>Widowmaker: Pansexual
Why am I thinking about her having fun with a dog?
>>145649042
>Roadhog
>asexual
not sure m8, he might be hetero or raging homosexual though.
>>145649295
Zarya is canon lesbian.
Russia hates only the GT part of LGBT, woman on woman relationships are common in Russia and even then casual sex between girl friends isn't unheard of and girl friends often kiss each other as a for of saying hello and goodbye
>>145649216
>he thinks people on 4chan are all autistic unironically
>>145647524
I think the achievement is bugged desu, the past 4 nights once a night my team have gone D W A R F F O R T R E S S on the first point and won every time, half have the achieve half dont (I'm one of the nots annoyingly)
>>145648809
Implying I'd ever upgrade to that piece of shit Windows 10.
>>145649386
>Zarya is canon lesbian.
stap, tumblr
>>145649386
Link to cannon
>>145649404
NIGGER
>Zarya has pink hair so she must be lesbian
Zarya is gonna fuck McCree, I guarantee it
>>145649042
>Roadhog
>Not a batshit insane bisexual lolicon
wtf
>>145649386
>Canon Lesbian
[Citation Needed]
>>145649468
Nude version's better btw
>>145649440
>>145649453
Zarya is CANNON lesbian. She loves her gun.
>last point of Numbani
>less than a minute left
>5 people alive
>NOBODY CONTESTING THE PAYLOAD
>DEFEAT
FUCK
YOU
NIGGERS
Ayyy
>>145649241
pharah only watches the most vanilla shit possible and deletes her viewing history after every time
>>145649468
>>145649498
Those are some tough words without posting or linking to proof, my friend.
I never ever thought i'd ever be attracted to a woman like Zarya!!
I usually attracted to small petite woman
but there is something about Zarya I cant put my finger on it why is she so sexy!!??
>>145649498
Christian imageboard though
>>145649501
kek
>>145649440
>>145649485
One of the heroes is supposed to be gay but Blizzard just left it at that. People assume Zarya cause big girl.
She clearly doesn't look like the type to be on bottom
Guys! What if Zenyatta's orbs would ricochet once from walls?
How to counter Genji?
>>145649558
It's obviously Pharah
>>145649549
You want a proof? There
http://i.imgur.com/EGsHixN.jpg
>>145649512
Why do they even try to keep that cancer game alive
Commando: 76 or Raptorion?
>>145649512
Seitz reinforcing why I think he's a based voice actor.
>>145649501
I hoped someone would make something of that.
>>145649512
the one with memes
>>145649558
>>>/tumblr/
>>145649512
>>145649589
I wonder how much money they're losing per day to keep their servers alive
>>145649558
>assume
There you have it.
>>145649386
Russia doesn't hate LGBT at all.
>>145649569
play Reinhardt, melee kill him during his ulti, gg ez.
Can we get double XP or fucking something yet? Leveling is too fucking slow in this shit game jesus fucking bloody christ
and even then only to finally be awarded with cancerous shit like grey grey blue grey
>>145649605
They confirmed it last Blizzcon there is a gay hero but wouldn't say who late anon.
>>145649558
It's gonna be 76
we would have never guessed it
>>145649550
Because small petite women are boring and dime a dozen
You want Zarya to put her massive arms around you and hold you tight
>>145649624
They're already trying to get every last penny they can with microtransactions before the game dies/goes F2P. I honestly feel bad for the players if they're stupid enough to fall for it
>>145649569
Winston makes every Genji autist rage because there's nothing they can do about you but try to escape.
>>145649558
see >>145646031 and fuck off.
>>145649569
M
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N
K
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Y
D I C K
>>145647304
Objectively fucking correct. I was crushed there was no Red Dead at E3.
>>145649579
Would explain alot of the tension that was present between her and her mom. Any time her mom is brought up she gets really dismissive of the subject.
>>145649585
Thank you. Truly you are a man of your word.I still prefer the censored one though but mostly because I prefer lingerie over nudity in general, even though the censor isn't really lingerie.
>>145649639
yeah they fucking do they beat gay people on the streets
>>145649605
This happened last year dude at Blizzcon. Its just some typical let people guess who is gay so they can appeal to the sjw market
Its straight up Winston though. They make it very obvious Winston is gay
>>145649695
>tfw we'll never get Red Dead Redemption on PC
>>145649695
But Red Dead Redemption isn't a good game, anon
>GTA without cars
>good
With reaper, is it worth crouching while flanking? since his footsteps are so stupidly loud.
>>145649639
Dude, there are actual anti-LGBT laws in Russia specifically to make being LGBT in Russia miserable.
>>145649654
Genji, obviously. He`s based of Tale of Genji, after all - bisexual, lolicon, waifu ntr playboy.
Or Torbjorn, he`s Swede after all. Symmetra is thai operated ladyboy.
>shits on Widow
>shits on Genji
>shits on Hanzo
>shits on Tracer
>shits on healslut cucks
is Winston the ultimate anti-cancer?
>>145649512
Holy shit, they literally never learn.
>>145649550
I know that feel man.
>tfw want to learn Genji
>Everyone I play with while solo queing instalocks genji/Hanzo/76
>>145649798
>they even used the same picture
tippity top kek
>>145649798
>A literal penguin of doom
>>145649668
http://firstkeeper.deviantart.com/
you know she's bi and plays anime fighters irl right
>>145649796
>implying I can't just skate away from him while he deals no damage to me
>>145649590
mechaqueen or thunderbird
>>145648354
fuck that'd be amazing
with elaborate particle effects and shit
>>145649639
hahahaha are you fucking serious
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Russia
>>145649664
>have a peak of ~1,000 players nowadays
>should we focus on getting more players?
>no! Let's add microtransactions, boys. WOOOOOOOOOOO
It's like they're trying to make as many mistakes as possible.
>2 minutes left and you've got gold in elims, damage, and objective time
>as Zenyatta
>>145649783
Its Winston
You are all idiots
Winston is gay
They make it obvious
They beat you over the head with it in Winston's sprays, his emotes, his short movie.
Winston is gay.
>>145649884
Mechaqueen easily
>>145649420
just looked it up, that achieve is bugged. seems like rapid discord might be too
>>145649781
>implying that's a bad thing
>>145649858
Well it was fun while it lasted lads.
>>145649830
This, but for me it's Hanzo.
>have a fuckload of unlocks for Hanzo
>never get to play him
>refuse to pick him when there's already a sniper in the team
>>145649796
>press shift as Widow, Genji, Tracer, Mercy
>grats, you just countered winston
>>145647506
>>145649904
>LITERALLY gay niggers from outer space
>>145649560
that wouldn't be very tranquil
>>145649884
>>145649909
Funny way of saying Classic or Titanium.
>>145649904
How can be gay when the only other of his species are the going rebellious Gorrillas on the moon, and his only human gay love interest got killed by them?
Reminder: Winston is the gay hero in Overwatch and if you didn't know you're either sheltered as fuck or extremely dense
>>145649895
the game wouldn't get new players, even if they tried. the game is shit down to the core and had an awful start. now with Overwatch out, there's no way to recover. better milk your few shills left and move on
>>145649550
Maybe her small smile when you pick her is one of the reasons?
But who cares about the "why"? You like her. Good. You don't need any explanationjust fap and feel good
>>145649934
>press shift
>grats, you just countered the counter
>>145647501
It's random, but you can force a change by entering some of the menu options. I know for a fact entering/exiting Highlights forces a change, dunno about any others.
>>145649904
>His sprays are all science or glasses related
>His emotes are either beating his chest or eating peanut butter
how the fuck does ANY of that translate into gay you fucking retard
>>145649560
>introducing more 'simble beometry :DDDD' to the game
Please don't.
>>145647506
toblerone. I havent met one toblerone player who wasn't a "gg ez" shitter that did nothing but afk turret farm and pop MOLTEN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE every 30 secs because of that ridiculously low ult cost
>>145649858
Call them dirty horse fuckers and they lose it. Horse fuckers are worse than furries and that's saying a lot.
Tryhard hanzo faggots can go drown in nigger piss
>>145650030
then how did winston even reach you
>>145649386
What the fuck?
>girl friends often kiss each other as a for of saying hello and goodbye
This is true, but it is as romantic for them and everyone else as a handshake.
The rest is bullshit
t. Russian
>>145649996
If Winston was human he'd be gay
They put in the obvious, subtle for straights, innuendo that proves it.
Peanut Butter and Bananas
>>145650035
>Being gay means being femenine
>Current year
>>145649904
Winston is a fucking gorilla.
>>145649895
So let me get this straight. You have to buy the base game for $60 then the season pass for $30 which should have all the dlc since that's the only fucking reason to buy a season pass but then you have to buy yet other dlc with real money?
What the fuck?
>>145649960
>>145650020
>fapping to Zarya
Zarya is too pure for fapping. Fap to sluts like Tracer and Mei instead
>>145649569
I'd say McCree but right now you can't actually finish off Genji before he
*reflects*
*dashes through you*
BACK OFF TO SPAWN?!
>>145649960
I'd recognize that dick anywhere.
>>145650069
this so bad. if your team has one hanzo more than the other you might aswell leave.
>>145650072
do not listen to lies this anon spreads. is normal in russia to have ""lesbian"" sex for hello and goodbye. not like real gays like americucks.
t. actual Russian
>>145650035
Peanut Butter and Banana you sheltered fuck
They should change the way Scatter Arrows work. Getting an easy 300 damage when shooting it at the feet of someone is retarded.
>>145650020
>just fap and feel good
>tfw almost no non-futa zarya sfm
MODS WHEN
I want to replace all of genji's voicelines wih "failure of the game designer"
I ran into a widowmake on console, died 4 times to him and they were all headshots. Is this what it's like on PC or was he aimbotting? I looked up his stats and they didn't match his gameplay.
For all Pharah fans/waifufags
http://i.imgur.com/pExUyBM.jpg
>tfw been saving since lvl 33
this is going to feel great shieeeeeet
>>145650035
Well OBVIOUSLY he's bara, you god damn idiot
>>145650090
Peanut butter and banana
>>145650182
why tho
>>145650182
go outside, lose weight, get a life
>>145650172
She's pregnant.
>>145650182
Haha yeah dude! No, seriously, prepare to have ALL THE DISAPPOINTMENT AT ONCE
>>145650182
sure, you get disappointed only once instead of 50 times
>>145650182
>buy 50 boxes
>make up story
>post on 4chin
>???
>profit
RIP
>>145650182
This mother fucker about to be on suicide watch.
I know that feel brother
>Eating peanut butter makes you gay
I'm losing my fucking shit over here goddamn
>>145650172
That is not the body of a soldier
>>145649723
>>145649781
>>145649893
I'm not reading an entire wikipedia article. Putin doesn't have any problem with the LGBT community, but he does have a problem with LGBT indoctrination of youth hence why it is illegal for the "propaganda" as they call it, to be pushed to the youth.
>>145650182
I got a good skin for the only character I care about so I might do something similar but God damn that's impressive anon. I was going to try and save up 20 or so.
>>145650242
this is getting better every day
>>145650264
Banana in Peanut butter has been a gay innuendo for a long time you straight cuck
Code word for lets have anal sex without a condom or enema
>>145650242
Yea with the way they were trying to push this game so hard I figured it was a last ditch attempted to keep from going under.
Why do people hate Hanzo? He's pretty chill
>>145650105
Not much different from $40 game, $20 for skins for other games on preorder and microtransactions for random crates.
Battleborn's loot system is more fait desu, you get more variety for free, most skins iirc are unlocked with challenges, and not luck
>>145650242
Good.
Not because I fucking despise BL2 awful writer
and that Tell Tales game
Can someone explain to me how Hanzo's fucking scatter arrow works? Sometimes it does nothing, then I'm one hit from a shot to the leg as Pharah by it. What the fuck is the deal?
>tfw you wasted all your coins you earned during first 20 levels on 250c skins and sprays
>start to level slow as fuck after 25
>lvl 28 now and 700c away from legendary mercy skins
>>145646850
Symmetra is fuckin insane
she's always talking about paving over every map for her company and how you aren't allowed to deviate from "the plan"
>>145650264
"Wanna have some peanut butter and banana" is a gay man slang for having butt sex, no condom. And butt sex is actually pretty rare in gay relationships, is usually a lot of frotting and 69ing. Especially frotting.
Source: I've dated gay dudes
>>145650330
Because wide hitboxes + 20 tick = Hanzo killing you behind cover
>>145650330
he doesn't really have a defined role, which makes him weird. many people don't call him a sniper because he's more midrange focused, but what does he actually excel at? what situation would you pick him in over other heroes?
>>145650330
99.998% of people playing him are irredeemable garbage and waste a slot
>>145650242
Shame, they were a good company once.
Anyone remember Gearhead Garage? Shit was D.O.P.E.
>>145650345
They don't seek or anything, you still have to aim it at the right angle
>>145650264
This whole thread has been great, first it was the people losing it over support now this, I need to be asleep but this is too good to not stay up for.
>>145650345
It's simple Geometry
>>145650242
redpill me on battleborn, /owg/. I know next to nothing about it.
>>145650375
actually killing you behind cover has nothing to do with tick rate or lag compensation
the hitbox is just that huge you can headshot someone trying to hide
>>145650345
S I M P L E
>>145650372
how weird
is butt penetration really that painful even with lube?
>>145650330
Hanzo players never ever contest the point
>>145650392
He's a sniper cause he plays like the sniper from TF2
>>145650362
I've bought 2 legendary skins and I have gold for another two. I have all the ones I want though.
>>145650345
If you shoot the ground by a players feet, all arrows will hit. Easy ridiculous damage.
>>145650330
Hanzo players are up there with genji players in terms of "one character, all maps, all modes, all sides."
But also the huge hitboxes in this game combined with the massive arrow hurtboxes is a frustrating experience.
>>145650279
How can you indoctrinate someone with something they're born with, this is a fucking retarded idea. The 1% of any given population who is gay literally don't hurt anyone and just want to live a normal life.
I know that no matter how much "gay propaganda" I see, I still like pussy.
It's as always, homophobes are gays who are in the closet and over react
>>145650410
>>145650414
I would understand if it worked by shooting it at the floor or wall directly next to someone
but hitting them in the fucking leg and 1 hitting? no
>>145650363
>Symmetra is fuckin insane
> mfw I realize she turns me on so much
>>145646981
>female McCree
I need this character in the game.
Is Bastion the official pubstomper of Overwatch?
>>145650362
>MFW Spent$120on crates
>MFW Almost have one for every hero
kill me
>>145650463
Depends on how tight you are, once it hits your prostate though its all orgasms, can't help it natural body reaction even if you don't like stuff in your ass.
>play trashmouse for the first time
>hollywood defense
>hold M1
>kills and damage out the ass
>forgot I even had an ult
man
>>145650497
>If you shoot the ground by a players feet, all arrows will hit. Easy ridiculous damage.
Except on any kind of geometry. Shotgun arrow spergs out so hard on stairs and shit.
>>145650530
That's Roadhog
>>145650345
If you're on the ground, Hanzo isn't aiming it at your legs, he's aiming it at the ground in front of you.
If I understand correctly, the Scatter Arrow direct hit itself does no damage, but all of the bouncing shots do like 75 or something, and there's a lot of them.
If he's aiming it at the ground, the scatter will all bounce off the ground and away from him, so it's like a high-power shotgun blast from the point of impact.
Curious you mention Pharah, though. In the air, barring freak luck, Hanzo's scatter arrow is not a threat at all to you.
Which hero is specifically made to fuck up Meis, be cause I swear to god I'm tired as fuck of the enemy team winning every time just because they have 2 of them.
>>145650545
for some reason I also always forget to ult with him
>>145650583
anything with mobility, especially Reaper.
>>145650527
>>145650583
Pharah
>>145650583
That would begit gut
>>145650312
I have never heard of that. Is that americlap thing?
>>145650583
Junkrat, 76 and Phara can all just fuck her up super hard and force her to freeze
>>145650581
>Hanzo's scatter arrow is not a threat at all to you.
Unless it's a completely open map you can shoot it straight at her and it'll usually bounce around and kill her.
>>145647056
I always played widow as a hardscoper who goes for headshots so I am still happy with her. I was never great at the character but she feels effective and useful at the MMR I am at.
>3 weebfuckers in enemy team
>go tripple winston
>>145650507
Consider for a second how large the hit boxes for the arrows are and how large the hurt boxes for characters are. I don't doubt that if you get shot in the leg by a scatter arrow every single available direction is in to more hurtbox.
>>145650279
>it's not a shitty /pol/ infographic with made up stats from neo-nazi blogs so I'm not going to read it.
Read the article and realise the amendment to the child protection law was really just an excuse to criminalise LGBT culture and the LGBT community.
>>145650217
>>145650221
>>145650257
literally the first box
>Short: "Believe" will go online this Friday, 12:00 PM PST.
HAPPENING
>>145650583
It's literally Zarya. Your shield purges / resets the freeze on teammates and yourself. Playing Mei vs Zarya is misery.
>>145650340
?
Borderlands 1/2 are great
>>145650627
>Indian cowboy
This shit again?
>>145650696
It's worse then I thought.
>>145650696
>not a frog
nigga thats one of the worst legendaries for the nigger
>>145650448
dead on arrival game.
>>145650716
???
>>145650638
yeah especially coastal, west coast
>>145650696
>Lucio skins
I think you're the one BTFO.
>>145650735
games themselves are good.
The political shit and meme spam inside them is fucking vomit tier.
Also, Jack did nothing wrong.
>>145650716
source?
>>145650716
can they make new maps, heroes and skins instead of these videos for kids
>>145650754
it's literally just female mccree with braids you autist, she even has almost the same face as the original
>Try solo q for a few games
>Hanamura point b
>We have a widowmaker who literally sat at the main entrance doing nothing all game
>Didn't ever go to a different spot to snipe
>Never ever killed the bastion or the torb turret, his one fucking job
What the FUCK
>>145650501
That part about "people who don't like gays are gay themselves" sounds like propaganda there buddy
>>145650808
>maps
sure why not
>heroes
NO, NEVER. it should stay as it is, just remake ones that are underpowered.
>skins
sure why not
>>145648336
Only if you forget the headshot hitbox extends well above the head.
>>145650497
>Hanzo players are up there with genji players in terms of "one character, all maps, all modes, all sides."
Genji is useful in literally every situation though.
>>145647106
>>145650756
*than
>>145650859
we need at least 2 more supports tbqh
Ask a man who accidentally just dropped a porkchop in the trash anything.
>>145650735
Borderlands 1 was great but had a lot of problems. On technical level BL2 was better but everything else was just ass.
>>145650716
if they aint announcing new maps i literally couldnt give a shit
>>145650716
This better be the level of Dragons and not Hero.
>>145650834
nobody but gays gives a fuck about gays.
>>145650881
you're mistaking Genji for Daddy 76
Would you prefer:
>more maps
or
>more characters
Reminder that if you main Junkrat you're a shitter with no ability to aim and no balls to show up before your enemy, please kindly kill yourself.
>>145650918
are you crying?
Anyone got the old training dummy hitbox webms? I think they might have defucked them in the patch, though I don't know if it changed the player hitboxes
>>145650941
>nobody but gays gives a fuck about gays.
I do when they openly behave like colossal faggots
How the fug do you get on top of the shuttle in Gibraltar if you're not Widow, Pharah, or Junkrat?
Just had a McCree deadeye me from up there
>>145650918
Why did you do that to Roadhog?
>>145650957
Both.
>>145650918
I dropped a hamburger on the floor recently. That feeling of dread and disappointment. So visceral.
>>145650957
more characters, the only reason more would be worst is if the balance team fucks up and introduces power creepthey will
>>145650918
Did you eat it anyway?
>>145650970
>Maining anything
>>145650881
Not if there is a Zarya kicking your teeth in every minute or so.I'm that Zarya and love watching Genjis panic deflect like it'll keep them from melting.
>>145650242
>falling for the MOBA meme
They deserved it.
>>145650909
what would you make them? I mean we have pure medic - mercy, we have debuffer - zenyatta, we have buffer, kinda - lucio. Symmestra is not a support is a defense character, a builder. So thats that, I dont see anything you could make that wouldnt be MUST PICK for supports.
>>145650957
currently more maps but I want both eventually
>>145650957
more maps
>>145647106
>>145650980
No.
>>145651000
Nothing.
>>145651008
I just felt stupid. What are the odds it'd land in the trash?
>>145651024
Oh yeah. There are kids starving, I don't ever throw away food.
>>145650970
t. shitter who was just blow up by a RIP-tire because he is too fucking retarded to shoot it.
Have a free (you), go ask for a refund.
>People rage and give up as soon as someone picks a hero they don't want
>"why is my team always dragging me down :("
wew fucking lad
>>145650903
Yeah too tired to care, good catch though.
>>145650957
maps. and MOAR SKINS.
>>145650970
aiming grenades is way harder than aiming with anything else unless you're a shitter who tries to 1v1 Junkrats in buildings and/or dies from splash damage.
>>145650957
More characters so there are more tanks and especially supports so faggots stop instalocking Genji/Hanzo/Widow.
>>145650957
Maps. Fucking Maps.
Introducing characters often will result in power creep.
They already can't make another sniper without making it batshit OP so it has some chance to be used in place of Widowmaker.
>>145650996
mei's wall maybe
how does pharah's ultimate actually work? Should I be aiming or relying on splash damage and just aiming in the centre of the enemy team?
Blizzard already confirmed the story mode way down the line would affect the Hero roster and change some characters and even remove some (with a clear replacement taking their spot.)
So with that being said who is gonna die in the story mode??
>>145651083
>Two McCrees on team
>"Switch or I'm reporting you"
>Other guy doesn't care
>Tell them two McCrees is normal and fine
>Switches to Mei and walls the team in at the start
EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>145651112
>implying you're not spamming them as many as possible and hope for the best
kek
>>145650834
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2012/04/29/opinion/sunday/homophobic-maybe-youre-gay.html
>>145650957
Maps maps maps
>>145651083
That's what happens when the game doesn't let you see other people's performance during the match. They don't realize that everybody else is doing well while they are 1/12
>>145651068
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145650696
Best skin, suka blyad.
Zenyatta is the best!
>teammate says ggez
>don't like it but don't know what to say
>>145650881
Except he isnt. He's 90% useless on any "defend" map for starters.
>tfw you witness the true horror of fully charged symmetra m1
Symmetra can melt steel beams
>>145650983
Well either way here's a new one. I remember seeing the old .webms where it was hitting nowhere near the target dummy.
the world eeeees worth fighting for
>>145651157
>story mode
>after battleborn completely and utterly face slammed itself into irrelevancy with that feature
You better have a source for that
>>145650729
I just played Zarya for the first time. The enemy team didn't have any Meis, but holy fuck Zarya is fun. Thanks anon!
What is it with people switching to Hanzo or Reaper when the team starts to lose regardless of side? And there's always 2 of them, so you're stuck with multiple of the same hero and it never helps.
>>145651184
Any specific reason he's throwing these? Haven't cared for the garbage past gen3 or 4 or so.
>>145651157
source? cool if true
>>145647506
I can't be the only one to notice the dick
>>145651157
76 will die but be reborn as a cyborg, will get a new playstyle and everything.
The girl will take 76's place and play exactly like him
what's the webm program everyone uses here?
>>145650996
>>145651126
He also could have randomly surfed some enemy pushback (Phara's, Junkrat's...).
>>145651195
>he doesn't use genji to counter bastionfags
Scrub desu
>>145651221
>DIS WURL IS WERF FIGHTIN FOUR
>>145651075
tfw pretty much can't do anything about it as mercy unless I can fly towards someone cause trying to get 5 shots onto the moving thing is almost impossible if it ambushes you
>>145651247
I don't think so
>>145651237
Enjoy being the latest and greatest pub cancer. I swear teammates can't read because I always walk into a fully charged Zarya who melts me in barely a second.
I hate playing against Zarya so goddamn much.
>>145651285
>ching chong ding dong
>>145651246
I switch to Hanzo from tank/support if the rest of the team sticks with shit picks and nobody switches to the right hero for the comp. I don't even like Hanzo but switching to him triggers people the most.
>>145651164
I do while aiming at a wall behind the enemies or a bridge over the enemies or a pillar to shoot around corners etc. Only idiots would get hit by a grenade otherwise.
>>145651198
Does her charge immediately die back to level 1 if it disconnects or is there some waiting period so you can chain niggas with gaps inbetween?
>>145651214
Why does anyone care about target dummies? They're not heroes.
>>145651259
You are literally the only person who noticed the dick. Don't let your powers of cock detection go to waste in this general, anon.
>move the payload
>move the payload
>move the payload
>move the payload
>nobody moves the payload
>move the payload
>catch four people with the ultimate
>move the payload
>B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT THE TORBJORN TURRET
>defeat
>>145651285
>>145651326
DONG DONG PUCCI'S OUT
>>145651259
look at the reply chain idiotguy, you're not
>>145651285
Everything about her is fucking cringe. She looks like a landwhale tumblrina.
>>145651236
Battleborn failed cause it was bad not cause of its story mode.
Story mode or just a story in general is the shit casuals will outright kill franchises for if a game doesn't have it. Only underage kids don't know this/haven't experienced see a franchise they like get killed off cause casuals said a game was shit cause no story.
>Think I got POTG with Reaper
>It's my Junkrat
>It's him throwing gernades into my death blossom then killing enemy reaper with his matrydom passive
They can't let reaper have anything can they
>>145651221
Dunno why-
>>145651370
>Play Pharah
>Make it past turret
>Destroy teleport
>Destroy Symmetra turrets
>Destroy Symmetra and Reinhardt because they're focused on me
>Destroy Torb Turret
>"PHARA WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING."
>The team won't push
>Get blamed
>Continue destroying turret, heals and teleports
>>145651339
Well that's what I'm getting at, if they fixed the dummies heroes might be fixed too.
>>145651157
Reinhardt would be an obvious one. Saving a lot of people by sacrificing himself
>>145651447
>killing enemy reaper with his matrydom passive
must be the retard from yesterday
>>145651339
discharges the same rate that it charges, there's 3 lights on the gun that show the level
>>145651221
>fleeze don mooov
>>145650992
Because you're envious
>>145651489Please no
>>145651404
>>145651285
>>145651221
>there are actually people who are mean to Mei
>>145651447THIS IS YOUR CURSE
>join a match
>not enough players reinstancing
>3 minute wait
>not enough players reinstancing
>>145651495
That guy was hilarious.
The amount of mental gymnastics he used
>REAPER IS PRETTY MUCH MELEE RANGE, THERE'S NO WAY TO AVOID IT
>>145651532
DELETE MEI
>>145651542
FROM
THE
SHADOWS
>>145651561
Fuck you, you can't tell me how to live my life!
The Widowmaker nerf did absolutely fucking nothing when headshotting is so easy in this game
why did retards complain about bodyshots? most of the cast has fuckhuge heads anyway and with her ultimate it's easy as fuck to line headshots up
>>145651489
>>145651525
The Charge Highlight is him charging to his death to save everyone. He closes his eyes and in the Japanese dub he says "Sayonara Mina, Sashiburi desu ne" which translates as goodbye everyone, it's been fun
>>145651447
serious qyestion: is reapers body is constantly destroyed and regenerated, how can he move? His muscles will destroy and lose tension, the regenerate but thtere is still no tention
>>145651320
>Maximum charge!
<3
>it's another getting grouped with fucking retards episode
>>145651608
Clicking heads require some tiny amount of skill.
She also no longer removes Zenyatta from the roster.
>>145651279
Why would there be bastions on attack? What sort of mmr hell do you live in?
>>145651515
*disgusted
keep your faggotry to yourselves and no one gets hurt, seems fair to me.
>>145651630
Look at wraith form, he regenerates in waves, not the whole body at once
>>145651157
bullshit, what will happen with all the dead character skin and highlight?
>>145651157
Yeah nice bait
League did something like that once and every one hated it
Blizzard knows better
also what about the skins we unlocked/paid for?
>>145651651
It's another join a game that is about to lose episode
>>145651760
I don't give a shit about homos, they can fuck whoever consenting adult they want, just as everyone. Only people to care about homos are those "afraid to catch the gay", I. E. closet homos themselves.
>>145651779
They did this in LoL I think
They rework the character and he'll have a new default skin. For example 76 could die and become a ghost like Reaper or a cyborg like Genji and get ghost or cyborg abilities but still retain his old skins if you unlocked them. If you didn't unlock them you can get them for a pretty price.
All of the highlights and stuff transfer to the character that would take 76's place
>>145651860
how is openly behaving like faggots the same as fucking whoever they want now? I don't care if they enjoy another mans shit on their genitals.
>>145649558
It will be Pharah x Mercy and you know it. Purest love is girl love. Almost all OW girls are too cute and pure to be touched by male hand, but w know Blizzard won't go that far. Not yet, at least. With the growing number of non-straight girls in the US soon it will become the norm.
Considering the recent studies on millennial female sexual preferences, and the increasing advantages of girls when it comes to getting higher education (75% higher chance to go to college if born in 2016), it seems like we will be seeing a white non-straight female upper class rising in the next couple of decades. I, for one, can't wait.
>>145650735
2 was a fucking joke. Whereas 1 was witty and charming, they went full hands-down-pants LE EBIN MEMES with 2. It had its moments, some characters were great, had better mechanics here and there but overall it was shit. Oh and let's not even start on that DLC 'endgame' shit they did where if you don't spam slag you get fucking destroyed by a 10 million HP enemy who one hits everything.
Granted, I have a bit of bias 'coz Soldier was my main in 1 and I hate when things I invest a lot of time and emotion in are taken away from me or destroyed (looking at you Bungle/343 why the FUCK did you kill my ODST rookie... in a book...), but it was still an incoherent mess.
>>145651986
What does it do to you if someone behaves in any way without touching you?
What will it do to you when two men walk by you hand in hand, will your children suddenly turn gay and combust in pink flames?
Get the fuck over it, 99% of the people on 4chan are probably more depraved than the majority of the gay population, and you're free to be so. Get over yourself
>>145650448
A game with a fair bit of potential, absolutely and fundamentally destroyed by the wholesome lack of polish. The hero roster is kinda cool, there's lots of variety in there, both mechanically and aesthetically. But they shipped the game with basic things that were entirely broken, one of the melee heroes could attack while sprinting (basically impossible to escape her) but could also self heal by doing damage, dropping a static AoE damage field that ALSO healed or silenced enemies, could throw a shield to stun etc etc. She's pretty much fixed now but that's just one character. Lots more problems, the latest of which is effectively locked behind the season pass (can buy her with ingame credits but the cost is colossal), she's a healer with a metric fuckton of AoE damage spells that also heal, hasten etc, can contest pure DPS heroes and win through attrition due to self healing....
Then we could touch on one of the other hundreds of things wrong with the game, like how moving around the map is an exercise in frustration because you get toetrapped on fucky pieces of the terrain... I'll stop. It's bad.
>>145652476
I don't know if I'd call flaws like that a lack of "polish"
>>145652272
>JUST GET OVER IT!
>IT'S 2016!!
>>145650448
It's shit.
>>145650242
Don't normally wish ill on anyone, but this makes me all kinds of happy. Hopefully the Borderlands IP gets picked up by a competent studio, 'coz the first one was great and it deserves another fun entry. Either way, wouldn't miss GBX at all anymore.
>>145652521
I was relating 'polish' to things like a lack of QA with basic movement around maps, hero functionality etc. Probably didn't articulate that properly because holy fuck BB still makes me mad.
>"your character takes no skill to play"
is this the saltiest thing you can possibly say?
>>145652869
My gripes are usually about the map bias instead of hero choices
>>145651198
>melting a flailing Reinhardt who can't hit you
fucking lucio manlets every time I pull that literal chimp on rollerskates he ends up under me
FIX HOOK BLIZZARD
>>145650242
Nice shop fag, this happened in 2008
>>145646021
Can't handle the SPEED, anon?
>>145646635
I got that spray in the first ~ 5 hours
It's just a matter of luck/matchmaking giving you an easy enough stomp.
Pro tip for german mech daddy.
Your hammer hitbox isn't in a curve in front of you, it's a rectangle. Aiming slightly to the left, or right of your intended target will increase your range. Also, since the hammer swing is pretty slow, literally doing 360 spins while swinging will clear rooms.
>>145651489
They better not do it, or I'd stop playing this game at all.