/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>your lover will never fly to your rescue in a time of crisis
why live? ;_;

>friendly zenyatta gives me a harmony orb
>stop what im doing and type a paragraph long response thanking him for his service

https://youtu.be/SqWVOY40oBw

Mei's theme

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>"No support hero"
>teammate picks Zenyatta

Just had a zenyatta bitch at me cause I wouldnt run into high noon while his ult was on. He thought it made me immune to damage too.

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Cutest

>>145618390
>Trinidad James is still a popular rapper
>in 2016
just end my life please

>>145618409
Bitch nigga I'll play what I want, you can support if it's that big of a deal.

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>>145618343

she could have just hooked to rein and been actually protected or not gone into the situation in the first place

good think pharah was being a useless cunt and doing a sick 20dps with her splash damage

>>145618548
Yeah, I'll just switch from tank to support and leave the team without a tank. Good thinking, retard.

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Got more places to abuse Genji's ledgejump. Think I'm done for the day after these. Feels like I'm shitposting despite contributing something that's actually useful to know.

>>145618409
>implying solo zen support is bad

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>>145618489
Widow has:
>best ass
>best tits
>best face
>delicious ass
>cute perky nipples!
>farts that smell like french toast
>her pee is literally honey
>skin softer than a baby's butt
>my wife!

>>145618409
you could always fill instead if it matters that much to you

>>145618653
the genji slot for a team is always filled so I'll never be able to do this

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>large level gap
>exit to desktop

>>145618653

>practicing something that's going to get patched out

>>145618653
please more

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>>145618636

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>>145618343
>puts her in that situation to begin with

>>145618529
he isn't last time I heard no one wants to work with him for some reason

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If only if you were Jack Morrison, then you could home to your loving wife and daughter

>>145618703
Forgot
>cool to the touch so perfect for hugging during summer

>>145618782
>implying you can't be the shitter that picks a 2nd genji

>>145618831
Mercy is like 30 years younger than Jack.

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Why is Mei named Mei and not Chink Cow?

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>>145618653
>>145618801
And another one

>>145618795
having fun with it while I can

>>145618837
What about Winter? You would kick her out of bed.

>>145618831
>implying I already don't do that

>>145618636
It's almost like you can communicate with your team and tell them to pick something more suiiting for the team.
Or understand that you don't need a tank to win every game.
Wow, it's like this game is based on teamwork or something

>>145618703
>Widow has:
>my wife!
Jeez, Anon. You should maybe call the cops about that instead of posting on an image board.

>>145618925
I love my Chink Cow

>>145618636
I think 5 damage + 1 healer is better than 5 damage + 1 tank.

Best to worst, imo:
2T+2H+2D
2T+1H+3D
1T+2H+3D
1T+1H+4D
1H+5D
1T+5D
6D

These are the comps I encounter most often. I don't have enough experience with other types to rank them.

>>145618972
>build up resistance to cold having sex with your beautiful winter wonderland wife
0 downsides

That fucking cunt Mei

That stupid fucking cunt Mei just did 190 DAMAGE TO ME

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>>145618934

>KOTH
>lose the first round
>healer throws a bitchfit in chat about having a bad team and leaves
>I switch to healer
>win the next 2 rounds without much trouble

>>145618898
No she isn't, she just has nano-machine that keep her young forever. They don't work right with humans that were in the Super Soldier program that 76 and Reaper were in together.

Is there a good way to deal with Torb's bullshit turret without getting fucked up the instant I get out of cover?

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>>145618409

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>>145619120
>mfw he snuck in the autistic YEAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in his new D.VA video

>>145619061
Have you ever tried fucking a chick after putting an ice cube in her pussy? It makes your boner go down. You couldn't fuck her.

>>145619145
do you have these on other maps?

every class but pharah and d.va mech should have fall damage

If best boy Junkrat is 6'6" tall, why is his first person perspective so close to the ground? It's like I'm playing Torb

>>145619120
I hope you shot her in the head and typed REKT LAMO DUMB *** in the chatbox afterwards

>KOTH
>Enemy manages to wipe us out at 99%
>They have one of their teammates be bastion
>Bastions plants himslef on the point, healed by lucio and shielded by reinhardt
>They are impossible to take out, bastion shits on every single ult we throw at him

Fuck bastion

>>145619236
>Have you ever tried fucking a chick after putting an ice cube in her pussy? It makes your boner go down. You couldn't fuck her.
Are you speaking from experience, anon?

>>145618703
You're kinda creepy dude.

Tracer is good on attack and defense right?

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>>145619216
J U S T I C E
U
S
T
I
C
E

>>145619293
Junkrat my nigga
Junkrat

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>>145619145
And another one

>>145619242
Been posting them over about 5-6 threads on and off.

>hanzo on team
>he never fires his wallhack arrow
At least be somewhat useful you little shit

>>145619289
trademark Aussie slouch

>>145619289
Just look at his posture.

>>145618331
>good fanfiction

They do exist but there's only ever 1 if the work they're writing fanfiction for is decent and has a solid setting. They're usually never about the main characters and could almost be their own original stories. The problem is these people could get paid for their writing and a lot of the time that's what they do instead. Because why expend all that time and effort into making something not-shit for free? Especially when only a few thousand people, people who read other fanfictions, will ever read it. Fan stuff in general is shit for this exact reason.

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>>145619289
Awful posture

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>>145619289

Why do people keep saying Justice from Above and Raining in association with Pharah?

Is there a meme I'm missing?

Lets separate the low MMR shitsluts from the high MMR healsluts with a quick question:

You are being attacked from the back as Mercy, your entire team is facing the front. What do you do?

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>you will never squeeze Widowmaker's naked body under thick covers to warm her blood and make her feel again

>>145618703
the virgin levels on this post are off the charts

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If you're about to fucking lose just STAND ON THE PAYLOAD YOU HAVE NO NOTHING TO LOSE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

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>>145618898
Eh she's like 15 years I'd bet. None the less, who could resist all of this?

>>145618654
It is. Which is to say, any comp with only Zenyatta as support would be improved by replacing any arbitrary damage character with a Lucio.

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>>145618790
>play a shit game
>dumb shit happens

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I hope you guys don't like any of the female characters, because my man McSkill is fucking them

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Mei is bae.

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>pick Winston
>go apeshit on the point
>get 3 kills during overtime and win

>POTG goes to le epic Hanzo ult

why does Winston never get POTG

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>>145619363
And another one

>>145619484
Fuuck. Now I want a soldier skin with the 76 tatooed on his rippling, muscular back

no homo

>>145619483
BUT HOW CAN I CALL /owg/ SHITTERS IF I DON'T KEEP UP MY KDR

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Anyone else experiencing lag since that last patch?

>>145619463
Pull out my pistol and shoot the fucker.

>>145618790
levels really don't mean anything.

I've played people who were level 140.

they didn't dominate or anything.

level just determines how much of a life you have. higher level = more of a neet you are.

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>>145619475
Real life hurts anon.

>>145619613
Yep. Ran smooth before the patch, now there's framedrops half the time

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Literally why does McCree get gutted but Roadhog can stun and instagib people as much as he likes while being unkillable?

>>145619558
>career average 2k damage with Mei
what did he mean by this?

>>145619463
fly to someone else

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>Out of the last 15 games 13 of them were with total retards doing shit like picking Zenyatta, not going after the turrets when they're Pharah or Sniper, Winston leaping into 6 people alone, DPS not doing their job cause I have the gold in damage and elims every single game.

What do I keep getting put on these teams?

new patch is live

>Fixed a bug where D.Va did no damage

>>145619538
but anon, I'm a McCree main and i self insert as him fucking the women

>>145619486
Same goes for anyother team comp with just one support. Dual support teams are very strong in my experience.

Zen isn't for everyone and while he doesn't have the highest heals he makes up for it in utility with his discord orb and huge range. His ult is great for denying enemy ults too

>>145619698
Get good faggot.

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>>145619589
And another one

>>145619698
Because Streetpig can't instagib tanks through Lucio's ult.

>>145619463
Walk in front of the team ever so closely that I don't die from the front lines and also so they notice I'm running from something.

>>145619463
walk in front of my tank, preferably behind cover so I'm not running into new enemies.

>>145619698
They really do need to reduce the hitbox on his hook.

No other tank/defense hero can kill in oneshot like that. It's stupid.

>>145619212
That's Metal Gear, anon. Reaper just became an edgy Deadpool due to Mercy messing up and Soldier at least has a decade on Mercy. Mercy is only 5 years older than Pharah for reference. Meaning she probably wasn't a founding member. All that aside Soldier and Mercy are a cute shipping couple. Almost as cute as Rein X Mercy.

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>>145618790
>he thinks levels mean anything except for whether you're a NEET loser or not
stop posting this you edgy faggot

>>145619613
>>145619668
restarting my PC fixed it

>>145619668
>Muh gold medals
congratulations, you're the king of retards

>>145619748
nobody cares

I get enough of "MUH TEAAAAM" blogshitting in /d2g/, I don't need it here

>>145619463
Depending on what sees more viable given the responsiveness of my team and the size of the group flanking us, I either fly up to the frontmost teammate and use my new position to fire backwards as a warning before resuming buffs/healing, or I weigh the possibilities of firing off a few rounds and taking down a single wounded tracer alone and not bothering the team as a whole

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Reminder the only penalty for leaving is a hit to EXP which does absolutely nothing in the first place

You too can have a 90% winrate if you just leave every single lost game

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>>145619593
dont get me started on his front

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Daily reminder that you could be worse at this game

https://youtu.be/5J8D7d2y1F0?t=9m40s

>>145619563
Ults get high priority for POTG. Whether that's using them or shutting them down. It's a bit ridiculous.

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>>145619789
And another one

>>145619463
Fly to the widow/phara that is on the roof behind the guy shooting me. The rest of the party has let me die 5 fucking times because their goldfish memories don't hold that Reaper hunting me every time we pass a doorway.

I shoot the idiot if he has low health though, half the times they assume Mercy doesn't have a weapon, and I love killing people with pilot D.VA/Mery's pistola.

>>145619748
ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA
???
LOSS

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edge

>>145619563
He does. The PotG algo prefer environmental kills, so when you use your ult knockback on points like Hanamura A, it generally makes PotG.

>>145618653
you will probably fly even faster in a real game because your corpse filled by Tornbjörn's turret's bullets will fling itself out of the map.

>>145619997
>I pressed q

>>145619847
>3 people on team are level 110+
>almost want to leave just because of how much of a life they don't have
>probably plays 12 hours a day non-stop

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>>145619926
If you kept gaming the system like that wouldn't you eventually be put against people you have no hope in actually winning against?

>>145619983
this is exactly what I'm talking about thanks for putting it into words

>>145619563
I have like 4 hours on Winston and only have one PotG where the whole enemy was clumped in a small spot and I Ape Hooped on top of them. Still might have been only able to get all those kills because of a Pharah helping out with half the damage since they were all too distracted with me.

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ran into this guy. how the fuck can you play this much?

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>>145619665
I like it.

Let's settle this /owg/

Hero, class or character?

>>145619926
You can leave games, but that won't make you any less of a shitter.

>>145619446
I want to see an actual soldier Junkrat now.
Future characters are AU versions of the original crew.

Disciplined Junkrat. Demolitions expert in Australian army.
Mutated Winston. Just fucked up beyond belief by moon science.
Mercy exactly the fucking same to induce the "SHES SECRETLY EVIL" shit.
James Bond-ish Reaper. Duel silenced .45s.
Etc, etc.

Add an actual storymode. Rift in dimensions, alts coming out to take over this world in the name of "inter-dimensional peace". Enemy team is always the opposite of the ones your team has.
I'm bored and autistic.

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>Now traveling to Num-
>leave right away

>>145619946
How do he eat the necessary diet to maintain that mass + that low bodyfat% while on the run?

>>145620115
Sure, fuck it

Why is Winston allowed to exist.

>me jump
>me throw down shield
>me hold down shoot button
>you dead

>>145620092
thats... pathetic...

>>145620115
character

some of these "heroes" haven't done a single heroic thing

Pharah is so fucking stupid.

Bitch is in every single fucking game and I can't fucking stand it.

>>145620062
No because the matchmaking is fucked to begin with and unless you're a loser that thinks eSports shit will sponsor you then the only thing Winrate is for is bragging rights

>>145620115
It's hero

Character is also fine

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>>145617606
Another way is to shield yourself and your healer out of the ult she used on the two of you.

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How bad am I?

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>>145619946

>>145619926
You'll never get good by trying to always get a good team to carry you, so you won't have a 90% winrate.

Stay shitty.

>>145620115
Hero>Character>>>>>>Class

>>145619538
but anon, I'm a Pharah main and i self insert as the woman

>>145619926
>Inflate your winrate by leaving every game you are about to lose
>Anyone who isn't retarded can see through it and know you're a shitter based on your leaver penalty
>even you know it because you keep leaving games
Good plan

>>145620170
Do we have a bingo card image for bitching about every hero in the game?

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What are some things that remind you of Jesse McCree? Jesse McCree is a nice warm bath after a long day. He's an old sweater that looks great on you and gets comfier over time. He's an unexpected gift on a bad day. He's that sparkly tingly feeling you get in your balls right before you shoot your load. Jesse McCree is all things good and right and sexual. Here are five things that remind me of Jesse McCree!

1. Cowboys!
4. Cute cowboys!
4. McCree is the cutest cowboy!
3. WHY isn't he REAL I want to DIE

>>145620212
t. Junkrat

>>145620241
>18 hours as mercy
>not even over a mil healing
jesus fuck how I got 2 hours on mercy and fucking 12 on lucio and almost have 3 mil healing done

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>>145620014
how fucking bad do you think Genji is against turrets on Volskaya? There's literally a heal pack at every corner and placed walls. Plus muh deflect

>>145619968
Last one, I'm kind of tired of making these for now. Hope whoever watched these liked them and implement them if they got the ledgejump down.

>>145620120
this is you >50%

>>145620092
>average 12.75 eliminations
>average damage done: 4630
>average solo kills: 2.61
Genji mains, everyone

>>145620292
I'll be your Huckleberry :3c

>>145619838
Mercy was in Overwatch with Pharah's mom. You mean she is 5 years older that Pharah's MOTHER. Mei even comments that Mercy hasn't aged a day since they last met over 15 years ago before Mei had to freeze herself. Mercy is the oldest female in the cast. Also Reaper and 76 met in a "Soldier Enhancement" project before Overwatch. It is why Soldier and Reaper could keep up and even do better than a lot of heavily augmented people when they were 100% flesh and blood. Then Reaper had all that other shit happen to him.

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Anyone else xim4 here? Post your setup

Ps4
Playstation Move grip (the analog wii ripoff)
Logitech G502
8600 dpi
500hz
22 sensitivity
1.15 x/y
0 boost
Smooth aim off

No curve but I may toy with one after my shift tonight

>>145620292
i dont know who you are anon

but you seem pretty cool
that post always give me a smile

>>145619926
You're right. Why don't I just download an aimbot and wallhacks so my winrate can be 100%

retard

>>145619926
If you do this you are cancer, that's what makes people join losing games.

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>this team was so trash

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>>145620129
Super soldier anon, plus he knows how to take care of himself. No doubt he's eats a nutritious diet and would make an excellent father. And look at these abs.

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>>145620279
There was a guy bitching about Junkrat's e Matrydom passive when he plays reaper
>>145620292
I love these posts

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>>145620115
http://www.strawpoll.me/10496801

VOTE WHAT YOU CALL THE PICKABLE PEOPLE IN OVERWATCH

>>145620251
You'll never get a good win rate if you keep thinking you can carry 5 randoms by yourself

/lolg/ is that way

is McCree good or evil?

>>145620092
He's a huge shitter but
>He doesn't just play OW and work
What else are you going to do shit post on here?

Clone-making native american hero

y/n

reposting
>set Lucio to hold to crossfade
>it gets stuck on speedboost even when i let go of shift, and sometimes it takes 1-2s for it to switch back to healing after releasing shift
is this a bug or is it intended to be delayed/not switch back after a while

if roadhog killed and ate me would mercy be able to revive me so i could experience his digestive juices

>>145620484
chaotic good

>>145620484
Good guy who did some questionable stuff and is now on the run
Like 76

>>145620474
I call 'em a bitch or person.

>>145619538
You know... considering the age of a lot of the cast, like most of the males being in their mid to late 30s, do you think they might be married?

>>145620509
>Clone making native
fucking what mate

>>145620509
That sounds pretty retarded, familia

>>145620441
>2 widowmakers
>2 tracers
>1 Bastion
>me
>on attack

>>145620484
He's the ugly.

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>>145620474
>tfw i call them 'heroes'
>vote for the 'class' option
Who /mischief/ here?

>>145620115
I call them dudes

>>145620336
I consistently get teams that never protect me, no matter what I say. I haven't played much mercy in the past couple days because of this.

>>145620278
You can't see if someone has a Leaver Penalty and a big complaint right now is people getting the penalty for just playing the game.

Join a game mid match or anytime after Setup? If you leave at any point its a leaver penalty

Don't want to play on a specific map or you want to join a friend's game at the start of the round? If you picked a character its a leave penalty. Normally that sounds fine but the same button to leave is also the same button to random lock a character.

Should be changed so that leaving anytime after 30 seconds of joining a game will give you the penalty

>>145619589
I really like these anon, and I dont even play genji. Keep up the good work

>>145620591
Copies that soak up bullets, attack, and die.
>>145620581
Reaper was.

>>145620170
Play any tank except Zarya and you will be able to 1v1 him. Roadhog is especially effective. Use the thing inside of your skull when you get frustrated with a hero, okay?

>>145620509
Nx10000000000000000000000000000000000000000

I want new maps and more waifus

>>145619957
It should be illegal by law to play FPS on consoles. Don't get me wrong DSP is crap as usual but those slow ass aimings on the kill cams are equally painful to watch.

>tfw you win a 1v3 as mei kiting and seperating them in that building next to cap in holywood

>>145620403
Mercy is 37 and Pharah is 32.

>last met over 15 years ago before Mei had to freeze herself

Feel free to give an actual source to where it says that was 15 years ago.

>>145620441
>last game the guy chose hanzo
>we lose because it isn't working and he never switched
>next game he still plays hanzo
>still doesn't
>lose game
>hanzo guy says my team is trash

I swear.

>>145620657
>blaming your team
quit being a fucking shit support faggot.

>>145620509
>Clone-making
>native american
????

how does this connect thematically my friend

>>145620323
>Not mine jumping and direct hitting her in the air

>>145620434
Aimbot is hacking and does not guarantee a win

>>145620581
76 and McCree are on the run, so they're out. Reinhardt has a personal mechanic that he probably pins every morning.

>>145620241
bretty good tracer.

>>145620593
no probs senpai-o I'm p. much retarded +bh

>>145620651

M
ABSOLUTE
D
M
A
N

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>>145620474
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10496801
>not choosing the one with the least syllables

how does reapers ult work
sometimes its an instakill sometimes i stay alive for a while even when pretty close to reaper
is it like an autoaim thing where it just targets everyone?
can i LoS it like d.va's ult by just standing behind a lamppost?

>>145620419
>Consolecucks are so bad they have to use borderline cheats against others

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Afking and getting booted for inactivity doesn't count as a leaving early

So if you're gonna lose and have like a minute left just alt-tab and not only do you not get a loss you wont get a penalty either.

Stay mad >65% shitters

>>145620762
just filling in what's missing in the game

somehow

>>145620474
I mistakenly call them champions someth

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>>145620568
>enforcer within internationally condemned arms-dealing/arms-smuggling criminal organization
>probably killed undercover cops, informants and competitors for money
>good guy
What did he mean by this?

>>145619315
Yes, that's how I know.

>>145620474
>tfw call the ults supers
>friends on discord make fun of me for not saying ult
;_;

>>145620660
I mostly want this glitch to be in a spotlight so it can be patched out, but I want everyone here to have some fun using it first. I hate reddit and I don't like doing youtube shit, so I post it here hoping one of you guys start doing it and it gets either removed with only a few enjoying it or ignored and I can continue to abuse it.

>>145620651>>145620419
a mouse on consol??

>>145619926
the fuck is this mentality even

why do you even want a 90% winrate to begin with

>>145620403
>>145620732
Pharah wasn't a little kid when Overwatch fell apart, just as an fyi. She was already old enough to join for some time. It collapsed before she was about to join.

>>145620941
>accidentally slip the word champion once over voice chat with some randoms
>proceed to never use voice chat ever again

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>People on the forums are still complaining about McCree nerf
Bitch, he's fine. Shitters needs to learn to left click.

>>145620997
>friends on discord make fun of me because of my long dick

>they jokingly say they would ride me and suck me and stuff

;________________________________;

>>145621069
As a former LoLfag I occasionally slip and say "Nexus" in DotA. It hurts.

>>145620793
Those two could be divorced at least. They had a few years of relative stability to tie the knot with someone.

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>he calls an Ultimate an "Ulti"

>>145620948
Although he was initially cynical, he came to believe that he could make amends for his past sins by righting the injustices of the world. McCree appreciated the flexibility afforded to the clandestine Blackwatch, unhindered by bureaucracy and red tape. But as Overwatch's influence waned, rogue elements within Blackwatch sought to bring down the organization and turn it to their own ends. Wanting no part of the infighting, McCree set off alone and went underground.
He resurfaced several years later as a gunslinger for hire. But while McCree's talents are sought after by parties great and small, he fights only for causes he believes are just.

Read the lore
Chaotic good or at least lawful neutral

>>145620657
I know that feel.

Why don't people know how to TURN THE FUCK AROUND? Jesus fuck.

There's a tracer behind just raping me while I'm clearly shouting " I NEED SOME FUCKING ASSISTANCE" and my team just mosies on ahead. Fucking tunnel vision cunts.

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>>145620379
You're a daisy if you do!
>>145620428
>>145620463
I think you're cool and I love your posts too!

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Who are your favorite characters, personality wise? Pic related

>>145621062
same reason people want trophies or wins to begin with

bragging rights
talk shit
use winrate to validate your opinions
get free stuff from blizzard

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Which?

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>>145620651
DEVLISH

Why is so much of this game just about getting close to someone and face rolling your skills instead of actually aiming.

>>145620948
Stop shitposting, Reaper.

>>145621231
Left because I got it as a drop and need to validate it.

>>145621192
most abbreviations come from the urgency of having to type something out quick in chat then return to the game

>>145620618
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>145621289
So why not just call it an ult like a normal person

Someone post Mercy's Im with atupid shirt.

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>hook enemy, he glitches out somewhere behind you
>get hooked, you get pulled through a wall
amazing how they made a hero frustrating for both the user and opponent

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RESULTS ARE IN

>>145621257
except it isn't

>>145621289
>not saying ult.

>>145620618
fuck you pardner

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>>145621363
Surprising nobody

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>>145621353

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>>145621289
Not him but "ult" is a thing and it doesn't sound completely retarded.

>>145621337
cause Im the fag that also says turrents

>>145621448
why would you ever call them that??? theres no N?

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>>145621363
It is now officially OK to bully people who use any term other than "hero"

Spread the word

>>145621289
ulti sounds like something a child would say after they shit their pants

This thread has a severe lack of Zarya

Pls rectify this

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SHIT TIER COUPLES THAT MAKE NO SENSE
>Pharah/Mercy
>Tracer/Widowmaker
>Hanzo/McCree
>Mei/D'Va

PATRICIAN COUPLES THAT ARE OBJECTIVELY BETTER THAN ALL OTHERS
>Mercy/76
>Tracer/Zarya
>Tracer/Genji
>Widowmaker/Genji
>Mei/76
>Mei/McCree
>Mei/Zarya

THESE ARE THE BEST SHIPS THAT NEED MORE ARTWORK

MY WORD IS LAW

>>145621448
nys

what class has the best alt? dvas seems really OP.

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>>145621101
Once you take away power, people will do anything to get it back.

>>145621516
you would know kiddo

>>145621592
A FUCKING STOP SIGN POST!!!!!

So, what did /owg/ think about the Widow nerfs? I'm surprised how much grief has been wrought from the animation changes, but I don't play her.

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>>145621559
>No McCree/Zarya

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>>145621559
>Mei/McCree

NO
EXPLAIN YOURSELF

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>>145621551
post your face when
>MAXIMUM CHARGE
then

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>>145621559
>Tracer/Zarya
My tovarisch of discerning taste

>>145621592
Fuck I can't wait for her buffs, I never gave her a fair shot then realized she was actually pretty fun.

>>145621592
It's not, it's basically like a loud alert comes on your screen, telling you to get into cover. It's mainly used to clear areas

>>145621559
>Mei/Zarya and Mei/McCree
>not McCree/Zarya

Kill urself my man

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>there are people in this thread right now who think mei is anything but a joke character
>b-but shes strong 1v1

S76 : drop heal before being frozen, she cant kill you anymore

Bastion : what the fuck are you doing if she can get to you in the first place?

Dva : literally fly away or just stand there and kill her

Hanzo : literally turn around and 1 shot her like any other assassin

Junkrat : literally concussion mine her away and bomb her, drop bear trap on iceblock for free kill

Lucio : push her away and just go heal people

Mcnigger : literally free kill for you

Mercy : fly away, if nobody is there to help you or fly to then you only have yourself to blame

Pharah : are you fucking serious nigger?

Reaper : Shoot her with your superior damage, wrath form before being frozen if you lose 1v1 to a fucking mei as reaper you should uninstall

Rein : Literally mouse 1 until she has to iceblock then position yourself for a free charge kill

Hog : literally 1 shot her

Symmetra : see bastion

Torb : she cant kill you if you are near her turret and your shotgun does fucking retarded damage

Tracer : see pharah (the joke here is that you should be countered by mei but you are like the absolute best hero against her becuase she cant hit or freeze you while you get free time to push her shit in all day with 0 risk), if you get randomly 1 shot then it was just luck and shit like this is part of the game

Widow : literally fucking hook away to the nearest elevation you moron

Winston : literally fucking jump away or dance between your barrier while you out damage her

Zarya : literally fucking eat her alive she cant even freeze you

Zen : see bastion + you can just discord and push her shit in if you have anywhere near decent reflex skills

So out of 21 heroes only 3 are outright unable to escape her due to no mobility skills or healing. Oddly enough all 3 of those heroes are people who should be hanging back behind their team making sure nobody flanks to begin with.

>>145621559
Widowmaker Genji is some fucking anime shit stop

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Reaper would be a lot more tolerable if literally everyone didn't use his shift and Ult as panic buttons.

He shouldn't be allowed to pick up health kits while levitating.

Can Tracers ult not kill Tor turrets?

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>>145621559
FUCK YOU

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>>145621559
>no D.Va/McCree

>>145621559
>Mei/McCree
just because of that your entire list is shit

>>145620686
I regularly shit on Winstons, mostly because he keeps attacking squishies and I use this to soak up charge from his tickle gun.

>>145621592
Junkrat and Hanzo because they have zero commitment whereas virtually everyone else can be JUSTICE-UGHed.

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>>145621559
>Widowmaker/Genji
>Mei/anyone

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>>145621592

I wish they just made widow have 100 damage or something but kept the scope out the same, I hate having to aim like a total retard

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I hear that Genji is next on the list for a NERF?

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>>145621559
>Tracer/Genji
Not the first ship that jumps to mind, but damn if they don't look comfy together

>>145621592
>getting killed by dvas ult

it can be blocked by reinharts shield
mei can be blocked by mei's ice wall
you can run behind anything and not get hit
it takes like 5 seconds to explode

its pretty damn useless, which is ironic that she says 'nerf this'

>>145621683
>sheltered, innocent girl with scruff mcgruff

Thats a common pairing dude.

>>145621448
lol my friend calls them turrents too. I never realize others did this.

>>145621559
McCree can't be shipped with anyone but me, he's mine!

>>145621559
No widowmaker pairing makes sense

>>145621363
>tfw someone uses my chart

i'm so happy.

>>145620686
Zarya does good against him too though

If a Winston does kill me when I'm Zarya, 9 times out of 10 it's him knocking me off the map

>>145621723
did you type literally that many times or did you copy paste it

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>>145621857
>125x125

>>145621231
right because it looks more like an actual hells angel

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>>145621948

its some copy pasta from closed beta

still 100% true tho

>>145621907
what do you mean? I made the poll?

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>>145621974
Yep, I dun goof'd

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>>145621857
>125x125

>>145619145
>Turret kills you before you hit the ground

Anyone have the voice lines when the female heroes scream when falling to their deaths?

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>>145618584
This. Fuck Phara she can't even kill me when I'm lying on the fucking ground for Christs sake. She's the reason Mercy was pulled off the point in the first place.

>>145621857
Nice thumbnail.

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Is Bastion's only reliable counter a sniper?

Genji is supposed to be able to counter him with a deflect but if he stops firing it's moot.

>no btbg
rest in peace

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>>145621684

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>>145621723
This post has so many errors it's not even worth trying to correct it.

>>145618703
Widow's face is eh.

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>>145621684

>>145621723
>Mercy : fly away, if nobody is there to help you or fly to then you only have yourself to blame

This so hard, only bad mercy players get in situations where they get killed. They need to stop blaming people for their lack of awareness.

>>145622097
Junkrat and Pharah
if youre having trouble with anyone, Junkrat and Pharah

>>145622097
Reflecting isn't Genji's sole way to kill him, you shitter.

Any thing I should know about playing Tracer I might not know?

>>145621895
Widowmaker x Genji makes a lot of sense

WM has a whole lot of emotional baggage and existential dread going on.

Genji is all about spreading enlightenment Zenyatta taught him and being one with the world. Perfect pairing, Genji would try to "save" her.

>>145618653
I just noticed there is a giant fucking robot in the background holy shit.

>>145622172
Don't pretend like there aren't plenty of teammates that are too retarded to help their Mercy even when she's with them. I don't even play Mercy that much, but the fact I can regularly assassinate her with flankers while no one does anything is a testament to that.

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>>145621723
>>145622026
>Avatarfags

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>>145621853
Why does Genji need a nerf? Seems fine to me.

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>>145621684

>>145622223
How do I do it without him shredding me though?

Genji's DPS isn't high enough to kill a Bastion cleanly I've found.

If you are Zarya please consider shielding:
Rein's that are charging
Pharah's/Roadhogs/McCree that are ulting
Mercy that are being shot at

>>145622097
If he stops firing the rest of your team can shit on him. This means he's not a counter but a check. Not a lot of metas seem to make that distinction.

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symmetra is so fun and obnoxious, it's like I'm playing TF2 as the engineer with pomson + mini-sentries

but nobody plays her because her character design sucks

what the fuck

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>>145622249

not really, you are basically playing the most unpunishable faceroller in the game so you can be as bad as you want to be as long as you press your recall button properly and spam blink on cooldown

>>145622280

>zirkas

>>145622249
just generally flank and harass. Don't chase kills unless they're literally on the verge of dying. your job is to blunt their attack and bait occasional enemies into chasing you around when they should be jumping on the point.

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LIST OF ACCEPTABLE PAIRINGS

>None

>got PoTG on very first game
>haven't gotten it again 30 hours later
;_;

>>145621723
L I T E R A L L Y
I
T
E
R
A
L

but accurate. on heroes that only bads complain about, mei is a tier above bastion.

up at the top is probably widowmaker

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>Japan loves drawing black men and black dicks fuck anime girls
>Only 1 black character: Lucio
>Absolutely zero porn of his BBC plowing any of the Overwatch girls

Why is this

For any team that allows a McCree to get anywhere near your tanks you deserve to have your tank taken out quickly by McCree. He is an offensive hero. He is SUPPOSED to slaughter your entire team IF you do not do anything to stop him. Every single person that complained about McCree before the nerf never once considered ways to change the situation in my opinion but instead rage faced over to the forums and complained about how a better than you player played a hero the way he is supposed to be played and you didn't like it, therefore QQ Blizzard gives in and you win. The McCree nerf is the first step in ruining this game. More will come I promise you. Until every little thing in this game that was fun at the beginning is changed to suit the mega casual, forever easy mode players they will come here and demand their changes be made.

Now McCree is mediocre. There really is no reason to play him over Tracer, Soldier 76 or other in your face heroes. In fact, McCree now becomes a burden in many games for your team because he can't go out and do something important like take out the enemy tank for push progression. All he can viably do now is run around taking out other offensive heroes. I am beyond disappointed in you Blizzard. And how fast you made this change after launch without even giving enough time to hear the other side and WHY McCree was fine just the way he is also troubles me. Your mega casual easy mode players need to understand that sometimes simply getting even just a little better at a game is all that is needed to remedy situations as their McCree rants. McCree can't jump over walls, fly, teleport or any of that. He has a dodge roll... Its not like he can appear next to your tank at any moment he chooses and take him out. McCree actually has to make his way to his target without getting killed to even have a chance to take them out. Like I said, if the enemy team lets a McCree get that close to them then they deserve to get rekt by him.

>>145620859
It's basically him left clicking on everyone in the area. If you are close to him you take shitloads of damage, if you are far away then you take less/none. Thing is he is firing like 2 times a second or more and it is an auto-hit and potentially an auto-crit.

It is nasty because his basic attack is nasty if he gets you in his sights.

>>145622365
Symmetra Turrets and Torb turret harem.

>>145622418

>5'3

Lucio is not the one you're looking for.

>>145622339
People play her at the beginning of defense maps, but that's about it.

>>145622303
His shurikens do more than enough damage to him. Don't just stand still and fling shurikens at him like a retard. Peek in and out of cover. Unless he's mentally retarded and has no situational awareness, he'll switch to recon mode and try to run away. Then, you can just chase him down and kill him.

>>145622418
Japan loves fat men fucking anime girls more so it's all Roadhog

>>145622270
Widowmaker is just a meat puppet with programmed sociopathy at this point, isn't she? It's almost like trying to talk to an actual brick wall.

>>145622048
>Genji looks at Tracer's dumb-looking sleeping face
"Ahou ga!"

>>145622418
He's barely even black, he's Brazillian.

Move him away from the equator and he suddenly the shade of a paper bag.

>>145622418
>Absolutely zero porn
Look harder.

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>>145622418

>Japan loves drawing black men and black dicks fuck anime girls

[citation needed]

>>145622418
>i am a cuck and i want everyone to know

>>145622323
If you're not already doing this as Zarya then you're not playing her right, hell almost anyone who is ulting gets a shield from me cause I know they are about to take a fuck ton of damage.

>>145622480
>tfw 5'7 with a 7.5in dick

it is a blessing and curse, this body that has been given to me

>>145622418
Isn't Lucio gay?

>>145622339
I don't dislike her design at all, I don't use her because her gun sucks and she's only good on defense

>>145622418
because he isn't the big muscular bull that all the cuck porn fans love.

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You may only post in this thread if you are at least 100 games above .500

>>145622323
Zarya and Rein really is a fantastic combo because they can just alternate being the one soaking damage and being the more offensive one.

>Traveling to Volskaya Industries
>waiting for players
LATER, LOSERS
>>145622418
>black
Are you literally retarded? They're always a nondescript shade of light brown.
Go shove a dragon dildo up your ass, cuck.

>>145622097
Symmetra's alt-fire. Roadhog's hook. Reinhardt's charge.

>>145622602
There's one gay in the overwatch roster, but we don't know who.

>there are no Africans in this game

why