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>3 flankers
>1 sniper

why do people do this

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xth for memes

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>reaper is not OP

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>mfw no friends online

>>145585229
but whenever i shoot an arrow at Genji, even though I've seen the arrow impact his model, he always deflects right as it hits him on my screen, due to latency or whatever other factor, and the arrow is magically redirected back to me, usually killing me.

It's just not fair. It's mechanically impossible for me to beat a genji, it is far too stacked in his favor man.

>every post is about how shitty the teammates are and how good you are
>nobody ever makes a group

???????

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GENJI
E
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J
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competitive update is this month right?

i like how if you're playing any of the community hated heroes like hanzo or genji no matter how you do or what happens it's ALWAYS your fault

>people taking quick play seriously

Don't mind me, picking heroes that I want to play to finish their achievements.

and still 60% win rate :^)

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So is there an O, V, and W in this logo?

I keep wanting to think there is

>>145585483
>ruining best boy

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REMINDER

>temple of anubis
>on the defense
>team goes five torbjörn and a reinhardt

Is this how you have fun?

How do i stop myself from getting agitated way too easily? I can reliably headshot bots in practice matches, but when i start playing with real people, adrenalin starts flowing real bad, and i get into "fighting mood" when i kinda can't concentrate and loose my temper way too fast. Any realword Zenyattas out here with hot tips to find my inner peace?

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GET ON THE FUCKING POINT YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF SHIT WIDOWMAKER

>join a game at the very last minute
>get bronze objective time and objective kills

>>145585392
This webm will forever be ruined by knowing what her face looks like.

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best Lucio skin actually though

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>>145585541
Why would you play in 144hz when your client can only see 20 ticks?

>>145585519
The O is the entire circle, counting the orange bit.
The V is the lower, grey part of the circle.
The W is made up of the two sides and the center bits.

>>145580243
some will, but it is best to add the people yourself. If you add everyone (or even 25% only) from your region you should be fine.

You can filter by region using the sheets at the bottom

>>145585667
>the only lucio skin i have

it's alright, I want the silver frog skin though like every other meme out there

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Where we at, bros?

>>145585717
currently passing into the iris

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REMINDER 2

>>145585458
you dont

genji counters hanzo
rely on your team to save you from him

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>>145585441
>mfw no friends
>mfw solo queue 4 lyfe

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>>145585483

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So when there will be competitive all of my achievements in quick play will no longer matter?

>>145585504
i have a feeling you dont really like that at all

in fact i suspect youre a little bitch

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>>145585717
dipping my balls in spanish broth

Friendly suggestion to fellow consolefags to bind jump to left stick, and spray to whatever the default jump was

>>145585717
Dead, maybe.

Death is whimsical today

>>145585519
why would there need to be a v?

>>145585521
>implying Mio is a slut

Anyone else keep getting disconnected from the server?

>>145585836
Yes, your inflated stats from leaving quick play games will not matter since ranked has their own stat page.

>>145585406
play mei you'll win the 1v1 everytime

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>mfw playing double Zarya exchanging shield with a Mercy damage boosting us

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>Well I'd need to lose a load of games to hit 50% w/r now
>Losing constantly joining the shittest of games
>In waiting room, Hanamura defence good chance of a win here
>Game gets enough players and puts me on attack instead
Hope you're reading this Jeff you're a fucking cuck

>>145585483
I dont understand why she is bending her back in that way

what is she accomplishing? it also looks like a painful position to hold

>finally got my 1000 sheckels
>have to choose between blackhart or sunyatta

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Why do people keep crying about when another dude got PoG?

It's super pointless. The other dude did one more dmg with his meme ult or sniped somebody about to ult on the point and in overtime (huge chance for sharpshooter PoG).

Just get over it.

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Should competitive mode have doubles of the same hero? I didn't think doubles of the same hero is a huge problem but the majority of people I play with say its to cheesy.

>>145585519
there's no V

>>145586115
I've only seen this a couple of times but I have no clue how to deal with it, pharahs and good timing maybe

>caring about stats and win rate when there isn't even a competitive mode yet

>>145585754
but he killed them all because he pressed Q and left clicked a few times

>>145586181
blackhardt. Sunyatta is great but zen really just isn't that good. in b4 hipster shitters thinking they're a special snowflake playing zenyatta

>>145586162

Showing off her booty you goober

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>>145585717

Diccording scrubs like there's no tomorrow

>>145586162
I do that all the time

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Can't wait for that D.Va buff

Who else has a winrate under 50%?

I started practicing characters I'm bad with and my winrate has gone down to about 49%

It was never much above 50 though

>>145586280
But shes acting surprised like she wasnt expecting someone to see her so that theory cannot be correct

>playing game after game convincing people to single stack characters
>I can only imagine peoples faces when they see six Winston's jumping over walls to give them the Peanut Butter.

>>145585392
Who is it? Is she uggo or something?

>>145586181
>had 1500 currency
>spent nearly all of it on win poses and potg animations
No regrets

>>145585972
Mio is the biggest slut. Implying ritsu would be pharah.

>>145586320
how much fucking overtime went on here?

> get placed on a map I absolutely fucking hate
> just want to do jack and get over this
> select d.va since she's the most useless piece of cunt in the game
> get three gold medals

now I understand why retards pick this bitch it's impossible to do bad as her just like mercy even if you're just tickling people and getting random eliminations even if you did 1% damage

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>>145585618
>Expecting an area denier to contest a point
Why don't you do it yourself?

>>145586368
you get way more bang for your buck buying epic items.

I wanted sunyatta but bought his white/purple epic skin instead. I have literally no regrets

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>>145586181

I got Sunyatta since he is my """main""".
I am going to wrecking scrubs and carrying shitters once Zenny gets buffed.

>>145585768
It's not so bad really. I'm worried about competitive when it comes out tho.

>>145586325
most people are in 45%-55%

I was like 56% but then I hit rank 30 and it has paired me with inept retards ever since so now I'm at like 48%

>>145586368
I know this feeling.

There's just nothing in the way of skins that I'd want.

>Widowshitters are QQing so hard right now Geoff Goodman has to tell them they can go fuck themselves with their quickscope

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745186024?page=3#post-42

Ever since Widow got nerfed, Zenyatta is now in the pretty good tier hoenstly

>>145586320
>17 minutes match time on map 3

there are no winners there

>>145586401
A shit-load. Was probably the most fun I've had on Overwatch for a while, it was crazy how long rounds were lasting.

Highlight was some stupid Roadhog hooking my exploding mech for a 4 kill.

>>145586348
How is that acting surprised? Do you have problems with your eyes?

>>145586470
I keep seeing people talk about how much fun they have in premades and I want in, too.
Too bad I'm an autistic fag who doesn't like voice communication.

>>145586468
zenyatta got buffed already in the form of widow nerfs

if you buff him anymore he's going to be cancerous as shit

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>get thrown in with a minute left

>>145586025
Run the game/launcher as an Administrator. I had the same problems at launch.

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>>145586424
BECAUSE WE'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE ALIVE, WE NEED THAT OVERTIME FOR FUCKS SAKE

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>>145586584

Just increase his movement speed, that's all i'm asking.
He is a fucking floating fucker for fucks sake

>>145586595
Buy hey, at least you got some exp.

>>145586557
Shes looking behind her and shouting, hence the !, shes shouting in surprise because she didnt know someone was there

>>145586206
The "no hero stack" tournaments have been more interesting. No 2-2-2 teams, and no 3 to 6 tracer/d.va to delay overtime for 5 minutes.

It just makes the game more enjoyable and look less retarded from a competitive viewership standpoint imo.

>>145586482
t-they won't remove Genji's cancels, right?

>>145586320

>averaging 6 ult kills a game

you must play against the shittiest of shitters good lord

>>145585582
To fix the adrenaline, expose yourself to that situation as much as possible. Your response to it will be normal when you are familiar with it. Make fun of yourself whenever you throw a tantrum.

>>145586402
Getting a gold for damage done as DVa isn't the easiest but if you do get it chances are your team sucks.

>>145586206
I doubt they're going to add restrictions but I fully see the meta being 2-2-2 teams or 5-1 teams of bullshit.

The game balance goes fucking haywire when you start stacking the stronger heros.

>>145586730
D.Va has crazy ult charging time. Getting 6 ults in a game and killing at least one player with each isn't that hard.

>>145586698
Literally second Geoff Goodman post in this very thread

>>145586632
"USELESS TEAM I HAVE MOST KILLS AND DAMAGE XD"

BUT YOU WEREN'T ON THE OBJECTIVE ONCE

IT'S AN OBJECTIVE BASED GAME

I HATE WIDOW PLAYERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>145586674
No, she calls Hanzo an idiot for not noticing her feelings and shows off her booty to get ready for a quick fuck.

>>145585519
>>145585676
It's two people giving each other a high five, because teamwork

>Now entering king's row
>Defeat

>>145586819
If they suck sure.

>>145586821
well i'm scared now

if they remove it they would need to up the damage on all his stuff tho so you might end up with something retarded like a tripledink instakilling 200HP classes

>>145586482
>Blizzard make people who've played snipers in any other game hate playing Widow in this game
Staying in scope is much more boring

Snipers are fucking obnoxious to deal with on either team, if you're going to put them in the game try to make them fun

Dont even think about posting in this thread if you're sub level 100 or else

>>145586234
Is that what you tell yourself to feel better after you cared for a little while, but you fucked it up?

>>145586674
Onii-chan baka = big bro you dummy

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>>145586980
I'm doing it anyway! And no one can stop me!

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>somebody shit talks me over several matches for being bad/useless
>they later add me as a friend

>>145586860
Alternatively three people performing the eiffel tower move.

>>145586980
I'm level 26, I have owned the game since release.

>absolute dogshit team running around like headless chickens
>press P
>Team: 1 player
>every
>single
>time
premades out of solo queue when

>>145586819
its literally the slowest charging ult in the entire fucking game

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>mfw defending the payload as widow
>mfw alone
>jump in touch the payload escape repeat
>headshot shitters while mid air grappling around

Holy shit it's fun.

>>145586978
>They took away muh sick quick scope CoD skillz
Go play CoD if you want to quick scope that bad

>>145586980
every time I play against over 100 people they end up being shit, or they pick like widow or something and never switch

>need a tank
>D.Va

every fucking time without fail
why do people flock to this piece of shit?

>>145586840
But thats forbidden love

Nobody would so degenerate as to love a sibling like that

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>>145586980
Nah fampai

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>>145585717
winning

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>>145586320

Fuck you DVa is fun

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>>145586760
>tfw played against 5 Widows 1 Winston team
>won because those retards were too busy standing around on high ledges instead of defending the objective
I also had this happen to me a couple of times. Not sure if this is some sort of strange meme/challenge/whatever or people just dick around.

>>145586819

>crazy ult charging time

her ult charges incredibly fucking slowly, especially if you are facing remotely decent players because then you will be out of your mech a lot of the time

>>145587094
Tsun tsun dere tsun tsun

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>>145587113
>She will never give you this look

>>145587183
>Not sure if this is some sort of strange meme/challenge/whatever or people just dick around

it's the rare event when all 6 players on the team are those hanzo shitters who refuse to play any other hero

>team doesn't even realize you have to be on the objective to take it
I'm for real
these dumb ass niggas would rather chase down a single enemy than take the objective

>>145586980
Too bad. I'm here to mine info before I get this game.

>>145587183
a team I was on literally just did this.
when the teams switched did you all face a team of Genjis?

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>>145587094
I had that, accepted and he whispered me

"I added by accident, fucking remove me"

THREE GRAYS
ONE BLUE

>>145586976
His melee combo works exactly like any other character. This combo existence is just a side effect of letting Genji get close enough that they can melee you.

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To all Widowmaker, Genji and D.Va one tricks

>>145586978
>a game in which its fun to fight against a player whose good with a sniper

?

>>145587362
>purple
>it's a duplicate victory pose

>>145587313
No, two of them quit and the team became 2 Genjis + Widow + Tracer + Torb + Winston.

>>145587280
>nearing end of the game
>4 heroes wiped, but are almost back
>the tracer that didn't die stands 5 feet from the point probably spraying her shitty guns instead of extending the overtime enough for everyone to get there

>no widows on my team or enemies team
I'm really enjoying this

>>145587279
>>145587183
Two players pick Hanzo, a third players picks Hanzo, one of the first two Hanzos switches to Winston, fourth and fifth players pick Hanzo, sixth player picks Hanzo.

>>145587375
no because genji cancels into melee (like all other characters) but then cancels the melee into a dash strike

>kill the mercy first like you fucks keep saying
>she arrives after we clean up and rezzes everyone

>>145585582
Don't expect an outcome. Just respond, and put your effort into improving your response: speed, accuracy, opportunity, and anticipation. Let victory be a side effect of applied effort, not its purpose, or else you will never differentiate between poor luck and poor performance. Only one of those can be absolutely overcome with effort.

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>PREPARE TO ATTACK

>Genji
>Widowmaker
>Tracer
>McCree
>Hanzo

>>145587404
>a blue, a purple, a grey and a legendary
>the purple and the legendary are duplicates
>the blue is a icon

JUST

how do I get better at this game I'm almost 100 and I still suck

>>145587117
>now have to drag your for a fifth of a second to cover two chokepoints
>if you complain about this you're a codbaby
I've literally never played Widowmaker, either, I just know this isn't fun.

Getting rid of cancels and things that make the game quicker and more responsive do not make it more enjoyable, find other ways to balance

What's the best way to piss off your own team without making it obvious enough to be considered griefing?

Back line D.va usually works but I'm looking for other ideas

>>145586667
very true

>>145587560
>lock hanzo
>refuse to switch
>don't say anything in chat

>>145587560
You're the definition of scum

P-post cutes please

>>145586578
It's fun, but if you're already enjoying the game on your own you're not missing a great deal I'd say. I played TF2 on a private server with regular voice chat for a long time and while it was cool and all I kept going back to play solo. I've yet to play OW in a group not only because I'm antisocial, but because I don't feel like it.

However anon, I'd advise you to improve yourself a little bit, try to do something bold and make some internet friends. If you get burned, at least you tried!

>>145587546
>>now have to drag your for a fifth of a second to cover two chokepoints
what?

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>Enter game
>3 McCrees
>Leave game

>>145587382
>Hanzo player complaining about other characters being useless
shaking my damn head

when is Mercy's ult getting nerfed?

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>>145587497
>limbs

>>145587625
>Not playing Hanzo and constantly spamming for healing

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>>145587537
Time to play my Babe Ruth Reinhardt because I'm swinging for the fences.

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Pharah is for _____

>>145587560
Play genji or hanzo or widow
the majority of people in this game are such ego players they'll spend the rest of the game asking you to swap your hero while staying on genji or whoever.

>tfw on PS4 because of my potato laptop
>all my friends are playing on pc
>forced to solo queue
I want to die

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>>145587560
Zenyatta that never heals.
When they complain, state that you're top damage and they should heal if they want a healer that much.

>>145587625
>WOW I CANT BELEVE U PICKED A HERO U WANT TO PLAY
>I CANT WAIT TIL BLIZZ ADDS PICK/BAN PHASE

>WTF BLIZZ U LET PPL PLAY WAT THEY EWANT?>???

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Graviton Surge is the most satisfying ability in the game, ultimate or no ultimate.

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>>145587708
marrying!

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>widow gets nerfed
>games are fun again

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>be Mercy
>Tracer flanks and kills me the entire game (ie. does her job)
>team doesn't do shit about it but we win anyway
>Tracer spends postgame talking mad shit at me and telling me I got carried
Why does Tracer have the rudest players?

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>>145587708
MAKING CUTE CARAMEL COLORED CHILDREN WITH

>>145587708
getting shot down by literally every other character.

>>145587560
Play Mei
Block ults with ice wall

>>145587560
Pick Mercy and then switch off last minute saying you won't heal for a team with Genji or Hanzo on it

Tell people you're practicing Genji or Tracer

Complain when healers revive you because it screws up your kill to death ratio when you're revived in the middle of the enemy team

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>>145587514
>and gets PotG

Is the chat actually that active with other anons? No one says or texts anything in my chat ever.

>>145587724
>everyone else should pick around me!
>i'm a manbaby who can't work with a team
>me me me!

>>145587708
breeding

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>those people who leave at even the slightest chance of losing
Why even play at all?

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>>145587708
a nice moment in a restaurant, then sharing a coffee before finally decide to kiss her.

>>145587537
reminder you can dodge in the first 30s without any penalty

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>>145587708
Cuddling!

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>>145587708

Making Mercy a happy woman!

>>145587560
Permanent speed aura Lucio. Permanent damage buff Mercy. Symmetra. Winston and offset your death timer relative to the team's, so you always go in 1v6 and they have no tank. Basically, play normally.

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>now arriving at [Koth map]

>>145587812
This last one is gold

>>145587664
Okay that much time is an exaggeration, but if you want to cover a larger area there's a lot of dragging around your cursor or seeing somebody and waiting for an animation to end so you can shoot them. It's annoying

>>145587560
If you're on defense refuse to pick a hero until you absolutely have to. It's annoying as fuck

>>145587812
>Tell people you're practicing Genji or Tracer
Holy shit, a team got so fucking mad at me when I said I was trying out McCree for the first time on Dorado defense
Then I ended up with most eliminations and objective kills.

>>145587560
>Reaper
>keep running into the very middle of the enemy team
>if your team complains, say Reaper is a close range character it's not your fault

why are people attracted to pharah?

are betas naturally attracted to shitskins, since they know chads will be taking all the pure white-skinned girls and thus they should settle for what's left?

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What skins for which characters do you hope get made in the future?

>>145587708
Mercy killing to maintain her dignity as a Muslim woman after she has had sex out of wedlock

>>145587560
Putting Symmetra's teleporter right next to a deadly place, like the river in Volskaya.

>>145587509
A lot of character can use their skills without interrupting other thing they do. Winston, Zarya, Zenyatta while M1 and probably more.
So there is no reason to bugfix it like Widow quickscoping.

>>145587560
picking symmetra and never put down your teleporter or hanzo

that always sets somebody off

>mei on offense
>does nothing

Why do it?

>>145588043
some kind of full armor, or maybe a military dress uniform for Zarya

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>>145587842
That's what causes people to join losing games.

If you leave just before losing then fuck you, you lost so you should eat shit not joining players.

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>>145587920
>now arriving at [attack/defend map]

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>>145587742
>Anon (Zarya): My ultimate (Graviton Surge) is ready!
>Anon (Hanzo): Understood.

>>145588026
2d brown is god tier.

>>145588131
> prepare to attack
> leave

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>game starts
>pick Lucio
>rest of team picks Offense, Mei and Widowmaker
>McCree: We need a tank
>Widowmaker:Lucio isn't a good healer, pick Mercy or Zenyatta

I can't wait for ranked so the offense and sniper autists can tank games for their team then blame everyone else.

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>>145587892
Only one person can make Mercy truly happy.

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>>145588026
I'm attracted to her because she's a strong woman, and i like strong women in the literal sense, with muscles and all that.
I like Zarya too.

>>145588131
>now arriving at temple of anu-
>leave

The censoring of overwatch porn is really killing my desire to buy loot boxes.

>>145587932
Yeah, I considered shitposting with it here but I never got around to it

It's probably much more effective if you're playing Widowmaker

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>are betas naturally attracted to shitskins, since they know chads will be taking all the pure white-skinned girls and thus they should settle for what's left?

>Hanamura, Anubi, and Volskaya are free wins for defense when everyone was scrubs
>now that everyone is decent they're free wins for attack

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Can I get your best potgs?

>>145588209
There's literally nothing wrong with Mei on offense

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>>145587776
>implying you dont like it

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>I do my job
>other people don't do theirs
>I get a loss on my permanent record

haha good one blizzard love it

>>145588043
roman legionnaire reinhardt

>>145588307
Never said there was.

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>quintuple kill
>see their mercy start gliding over

>>145588043
>>145588106
this
mecha zarya with a robot voice modulator WHEN

>>145588209
I actually prefer an offensive Mei over a Widowmaker.

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>>145588336
>muh quick play stats

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Does this game ever stop bullshittig you on Boxes. At least I got a Legendary D.Va.

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>>145588043
workout clothes for Zarya

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are we still doing this?

>>145587920
>join game
>enemy team has two level 90s and a level 50 and everyone else including you is low 30s, high 20s
>leave game

>>145587560
>On defense
>pick lady of symmetry turrets
>widow tells me we need a healer
>tell her she better pick one then
>spends the rest of the game repeating herself
>we lose, but I get potg

Just play symmetra always gets people upset.

>>145588336
Everyone has this. Even the very best players of any team game ever have countless losses. If you seriously cant deal with this, go play chess or starcraft or something.

>Nerf McCree
>He can still kill 3/4 players in 2s with his ult

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>>145588158
>Anon (Zarya): My ultimate (Graviton Surge) is ready!
>"Fire at will!"
>"Missile barrage incoming!"
>"The Dragon becomes me!"
>team kill!

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>>145588217
This

ACTUAL FUCKING SOLO QUEUE WHEN
I AM SO FUCKING DONE PLAYING AGAINST AND WITH PREMADES

>>145587560
Pick Hanzo/Widow/Genji.
Gets spergs everytime.

>>145588497
>I'm retarded
the post

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>>145588386
>thinking ranked will be any different

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>>145587643

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>>145588364
Press Q

>>145587546
Oh no you can't shut down an entire enemy team and actually have to use team work.

>design your game around hard counters
>also add game changing ultimates that take time to charge
>charge doesn't persist in any manner when trying to counter pick

amazing design

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>>145588427
>11365 coins
How do you even get that much

The more I play this game the more I draw parallels between it and LoL. I know that upsets some of you, but it also upsets me when you run ahead and try to "flank" when your team is dead.

Fight with your team. Contest the objective when you have more people alive than the enemy.

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>>145588372
>Zarya gets fully body armor skin
>It makes her hair blonde

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>>145587643

>>145588497
who can't in this game?
Games designed around press Q get kills

>>145588427
>11k
How many fucking boxes did you buy?

>>145588094
Use ice wall to block turrets, bastions, widows, and enemy ults

Use ult when a bunch of people gang up on objective

Best hero at killing annoying Lucios

>>145588626
ever tried shooting people?

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What's wrong with this picture?

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>>145588427
HAHAHA THIS RETARD ACTUALLY SPENT MONEY ON VIRTUAL SLOT MACHINE BOXES

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>route 66 defense
>my team has genji, hanzo and symmetra
>go tank
>ask one of them to switch to healer
>complete silence, nobody switches
>payload moves uncontested
>oh well, it's a loss anyway so might as well have some fun
>switch to hanzo and start spamming arrows
>we lose shortly after
>genji: WTF TANK WHY YOU SWITCH FUK U L2P

>>145588754
Your winrate is so high that the game broke the rules so that it could shit on you

Why do I keep getting put on shit teams

>Attacking
>No support
>Someone goes for Symmetra
>See them setting up turrets near our own spawn
>Near single handedly take 1st objective, nobody takes the 2nd objective

Also,
>Get beaten on defense by team full of Soldier 76s
>Start offense game, this guy wants us all to play as Winston
>Majority of team complies

Fucking why?
I need to get friends to play with

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>>145588754
>hiding your name

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>>145588506
>"The Dragon becomes me!"
>"Barrier's on you, go!"

>>145588230
Out of curiosity, what was your parental situation?

I'm sure there's something Freudian involved with this fetish.

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>>145588747
How will that make charges persist?

>>145588540
>play a really hard game somehow win
>next game
>on enemy team 5 people leave
>realize I just faced a 5 man stack

They should give solo players extra exp, fuck giving group players more exp, no only are they already more likely to win but they absolutely smash pub games usually.

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what get

I actually like Hanzos who know how to use the wallhack arrow.

>>145588880
a life

why can't you buy player icons?

lel i posted gremlin dva again xD so fany and random lol memes xD

>>145588286
Hanamura is such a bullshit map.

>2nd Point has 4 different paths of attack
>3 of which have chokepoints leading to huge fucking open space
>Including one that leads behind the point, perfect for flanking

I hate defending that piece of shit.

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>>145588693
Shit, that would be nice.

>>145588897
but i don't even have enough coins for that

>>145588815
>pick something you enjoy playing
>ask someone to pick something you don't want to play

Why do people do this?

>>145588856
Maybe you don't have friends because you avoid social behaviors like picking all Winstons when someone suggests it for laughs.

>>145588712
At least people like S76 take longer. Ults are good but the only ones simply better than the rest are Widow's, McCree's and Mercy's.

>>145588969
It's a shitshow for both sides actually.

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>>145588957

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>he picked [hero I don't like] muh team comp
>stand on the objective/point it's 1v6 what could go wrong
>me unga team bunga
>le forced 50 winrate
>please nerf [hero i lose to] daddy Blizzy
Why does this game have so MLG pros? Whoa.

>>145588957
You okay there buddy

why do overwatch players take the team composition aspect of this game so seriously?
TF2 players just kind of accepted it or tried to put the team on their back or set up a server with player caps
Overwatch players spit venom about this shit

>>145588996
Being selfish

>>145588540
>>145588872
You guys could always play with other people
You have friends to play with, right?

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>>145588754
those textures

>>145588336
>not having 5 competent friends

It's like you want flankers to rape you and ultimates to go off at stupid times.

Communications on a call makes the game much more bareable

>>145588754

god that skin looks bad

anyone has that potg with torbjorn loking at widowmakers ass?

>>145588880
A legendary skin and all the cool peripherals on a champ you enjoy.

>>145589103
friends?

>>145588434
Wish Zarya had her hair. She's like a cute buff pixie.

>>145589106
>playing on high settings
enjoy your massive clutter

>>145589094
Because overwatch is a serious game for serious players I don't need to little shits screwing up my Win/Loss, I'm a fucking tournament player I get paid because I'm better than you fags.

>>145589103
I'l have you when you add me senpai, but seriously if we played in stacks do you think we'd be complaining about it.

>>145589018
High Noon is not quite up there buddy.

>>145585751
What is this and how can you have a negative ms?

Let me avoid maps already.

>>145589106

we have found the one man whose computer can't run Overwatch on decent settings

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>Their Widow
>Stands in an unreachable position and kills your support instantly

>Your Widow
>Stands in the middle of a fire fight on the ground, zoomed in, and spams WE NEED A HEALER

>>145589028

True, but I still usually manage to have fun on Attack because of those various paths.

Defense is just a constant state of dreadful unease.

>>145589226
dumb umaruposter

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Dont speak to me or my sons ever again

>>145588996
They are under the impression that they are better than you, and they are trying to min/max the team with that in mind. It makes more sense for a god to play a High Impact High Skill hero and a noob to play a Mid Impact Low Skill hero. If you think they're wrong, you should correct them.

>>145589226
Masterpiece

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>>145589010
Can you blame me?

Everyone I know that plays Overwatch plays it on PS4

>>145589305
I haven't played Hanamura or Anubis in like a week. I just leave the second I see the splash screen for these.
They're shit maps for both sides.

>>145587781
s-sauce

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>>145589293

>>145589248
>oh please lord let it not be temple of anubis
>it's temple of anubis
>reaper and bastion literally stuck in the fucking walls, invulnerable unreachable and killing us without even trying
jesus christ

>>145589070
upboated my dear sir i commend you for your epic win meme

>>145588707
very cute!

>>145588584
A little lewd..!

>Every single voice actor with the exception of Junkrat is the exact same nationality as the character they voice.

lmao

>>145589445
>what is leave

as long youre not being penalized i dont see why you shouldnt use it, especially if its the start of the game and someone else will propably join immediately after

>>145589509
toblerone isn't
I don't think

>>145589509
i thought hanzo was american but ethnically japanese?

>>145589509
sure is lucio too lmao

>Now arriving at Ili-
>Now arriving at Tem-
>Now arriving at Hana-
>Now arriving at Nep-
>Now arriving at Lij-
>Now arriving at Hana-
>Now arriving at Temp-
>Now arriving at Han-
>Now arriving at T-

>we're all soldiers now week
l a m e

>>145589509
Torb and Roadhog aren't, I don't think.

LET ME STOP PLAYING KOTH
PLEASE
JUST LET ME STOP

>>145589706

OVERTIME

>>145588856
>didn't go full Winston
Oh come on don't be an omnic.

>>145589350
would be better if the middle was the deafult soldier and the rest were young morrison

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> go Reinhardt
> no one uses shield, everyone tries to flank
> no one can get kills

FUCK YOU RETARDS THIS IS WHY I GO OFFENSE

Then they bitch about not having a tank, well what's the fucking point if I'm not getting any kills and not saving any lives? I can't even camp the payload if we can't leave spawn because you retards can't get frags no matter what I do. Bloody hell.

And then we FINALLY start to move forward when I switch to Reaper and actually, you know, KILL people.

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>>145586424
>What is buying precious seconds to stall a capture

>>145589664
it would be good if you didn't have 100hp to die to helix rockets instantly.

>>145589652
Fan of that Vo- I see.

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What is the optimal mouse settings for this shit? I either have my settings too high and can't aim for shit on Tracers or anyone who bunny hops, or its too slow and can't track them at all.

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>tfw your ulti hits just right

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>>145588427
>>145588725
>>145588801
Eh, not that much.

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>>145589652
>Now arriving at Nep-

>>145589652
Are you trying to say that you like Road 66, Numbani and Volskaya?

>>145589652
If you play payloads at all you should just kill yourself asap

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>>145589859
How many $?

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>your evil clone invites you to duel in the disorder of the teams with a catching voice line.

Do you?

>>145589806
I avoid every single Reinhardt on my team. You are retarded and if you run towards me and put up your big "SHOOT HERE PLEASE" flag I will run far away from you and go do something else. A bad Hanzo will at least not do anything harmful to his own team. A bad Reinhardt will decide "WELL TIME TO THROW A FIREBALL NOW LOL" and get his entire team killed.

>>145588026
>hating 2D brown

I can tell you haven't been on 4chan very long, fuck off.

>>145589910
everything about this is revolting

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>>145589652
>Nepal
>Nepal
>Route 66
>Nepal

>>145587689
It's been confirmed that she's got all her limbs.

Or at least, that she isn't a paraplegic.