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>>145535068
>Pharmercy

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>1.4k credits

>like genji but not great with him
>hear chrome is kewl but not as popular or edgy as carbon fiber

>like d.va
>hear white rabbit

>like winston but rarely win with him
>hear frogston/horizon/undersea

>like lucio
>hear auditiva or w/e the one is with sunglasses

WHAT HERO DO I BUY SKIN FOR

FUCK I HATE HAVING ENOUGH CREDITS TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE I NEVER FEEL CONFIDENT IN MY DECISION

>>145535814
Holding a key does nothing. Roadhog gets the first hit every time before you can react, I've been holding keys since launch, and it's confirmed by Blizzard.
>>145527518
>>145527518

>>145536210
I play a lot of Roadhog. I tend to get the first shot, but it's not always so. And fighting Roadhogs, I can reliably get off an ability. Lucio blast, Pharah blast, Reaper ghost, Dva shield. I knew I'd be fighting the roadhog Cheese, and you don't just "hold it down", you tap it when the chain pull it right at the end. It's pretty easy.

>>145535183
Stage two of what?

>>145535696
>buy legendary
>get it in lootbox
>lost 750c

>>145535696
If you don't know what skin you actually want I suggest you don't buy one untill you actually make up your mind faggot.

>Hanzo
>Once again on attack

Every god damn game
Just end it desu

gg ez

>>145536825
STOP IT YOU ARE TRIGGERING ME
le xd

>>145535696
>>edgy as carbon fiber
Is Carbon Fiber really that edgy? I got it in a lootbox and I almost never play Genji

>>145530837
Maybe they're vacationing in NA/EU.

>>145535696
Only buy 250 or less unless you really, really, really... really want it.

i like when q lol

but why

because potg lol

Do you guys have the Reinhardt pinning gremlin dva comic?

fuck off shill

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>tfw i'm one of the few tf2g expats here

how long until this general becames a degenerate gay mess like tf2g did

>>145542738
Mercy has situational mobility.
You are simply wrong to just say
>mercy isn't as mobile

>>145542848
Never, because this game is run by blizzdrones and there's women in this game.

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>>145539384

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>In overwatch general
>People still triggered by Ekko and Fizz
I wonder when Lucio and Reinhardt will catch the same blind hatred

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Chopper or Deadlock?

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i want to have sex with genji

>>145542975
The left one. I can't remember which is which.

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>waah pls nerf mean Blueberry and Scary Noonman daddy Blizzard
>nerf didn't affect skilled players
What hero/es will get the nerfbat next?

>>145535696
I bought the things that actually MATTER.

>Whole Hog - Roadhog intro.
>Glasses - Winston intro.
>Peanut Butter - Winston emote.
>Winky Face / Is This Easy Mode / L O L - D.va quote.
>Sorry Sorry sorry! sorry!! - Mei quote.

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you know one thing no one seems to have mentioned about mcshit's nerf is that it helps alleviate instances of when they're so shit they miss half the fth shots but the three they land are still enough, or long range fth. So that's nice

>>145537141

Its not even edgy. The shurikens look the coolest out of all of them. Its not even fucking black! How is it edgy!?

>>145542868
Since when does >situational mobility ever trump >constant mobility?
It's simply wrong to say she is.

Still waiting for any kind of video that shows Mercy's extreme mobility, I've got 3 more for Lucio and I haven't looked hard.

I hope Blizzard don't make anymore healing supports and focus on utility supports.

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>>145542975
I use deadlock, love the black, but it's up to you.
You better use refreshing as your highlight intro though

>>145536825
I used to write that in league when I got carried with like 0/10 stats. Too bad this game tilts me too much so I have to play without chat.

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After 3 hours of Mei I realized that you can rotate wall by pressing E again before deploying it

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dad mode best mode

>>145542975
AMERICA

>>145543046
Lucio's high mobility is tied to a decent length cooldown, I wouldn't say either is always better than the other.
Considering Mercy's mobility can potentially allow her to remain airborne for decent periods of time as well.

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>>145543125
America, you say?

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>>145543061
Post more funny webms

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kay faggots. I fell for the box trap and the only legendary I got out of 24 that wasn't dupe or money was Poo-In-Loo's Scientist outfit. What legendary's a must-have?

>>145543089
This image is good because it's true. Get in the damn field you idiots.

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>>145543157

>3k gold saved up
>Just waiting for new skins

any day now blizzard

any day now

>>145543168
You're giving us nothing to work with here. Post play time of characters.

>>145543148
>Lucio's high mobility is tied to a decent length cooldown

No, no it's not. Wallriding does not have a cooldown.
And once again, any time airborne as Mercy is reliant on a teammate. Lucio can jump and hug all by himself.

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>>145543205
>tfw I had 500 coins but I spent them on Paragon and the Hammer Down intro for Reinhardt
It was worth it, desufamalam.

>>145543157
OP OP NERF WHEN BLIZZARD ???

>>145543047
inb4 they make a support that has a shield like zarya, but it heals/hots if it's broken.

>>145542861
heh, thanks

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>>145542965
You're still in /owg/ m8.

Fizz attracted the biggest retards from how broken he was. I'm sure he's changed a lot since but he still carries the same reputation from way back when.

>>145543194
This is better with sound.

>>145543148
>lucio mobility has a cooldown
What fucking cooldown would that be?

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holy fuck

that unscope scope delay on widow is so god damn annoying, easily harder of a nerf than the reduced damage

How the fuck is JR supposedly OP all of a sudden?
He seems pretty balanced to me, and I only have about an hour into him.

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>>145543148
>Lucio's high mobility is tied to a decent length cooldown
No it's not.

>forcing shitters to group up with lucio's speedboost

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>Tracer's VA nudes leaked

Try and remove that Overwatch porn Blizzard

https://youtu.be/I4wmNXQv9LQ


in reality she always kills you with a smile on her face

IS IT WORTH GETTING A 144HZ MONITOR FOR THIS GAME???????????????????????

>>145543353
Does she look like Tracer?

>>145543380
>Thinking that the human eye can see more than 30 dps

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>>145543353
>He posted it again
No one wants to see your desperate jerk off material anon, piss off.

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>>145543353
You sure you want them, anon? I'd prefer some Lucie Pohl (Mercy's VA) nudes.
>>145543390
No. Pic related.

>>145543380

if you enjoy playing any game and you play it above 100 fps than a 144hz monitor is worth it

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>>145543376
What the fuck

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>really like revolvers and western genre
>mccree is some combo whore that oneshots everything
>his bullets dont bounce around walls or some stupid shit instead
>dead eye is an aimbot instead of "mark to hit"
>cowboy
>flashbangs

is his M1 even viable, faning is shit and doesnt feel fun in this game

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>>145543429
But her name isn't Andrea Toyias. It's Cara Theobold

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>>145543157

>>145543426
tracer va spotted

late nth for get fukt mccree

>>145543380
It's worth getting one if you want to take the matchmaking mode seriously.

>>145543416
>still believing this literal joke

>>145543012
Is this the crying Tracer that fuck has been looking for all day?

>>145543012
Nerfs shouldn't affect skilled players to begin with, they should stop people from using an overpowered tactic as a crutch over actually learning to play the game.

>>145543506
I know.

>>145543336
It's not that he's broken, it's that he can contribute a shitton of damage with extremely little effort on the player's part because you can just hold down M1 in a general direction and shit out 120s easily which pisses a lot of people off. He still has his counters (even though he can panic mine he's still generally at a disadvantage at close range and he can't do much about a Pharah) and all that so he's not OP by any means, just one of the easiest for braindead players to use.

That being said he's my second most played because actually aiming direct shots and having the best personality in the game is fun as hell.

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>>145543061

>>145543497
You sweet summer child
You should use your m1 as much as possible

>>145543515
holy shit

>>145543353
that axent wear stuff is cool

>>145543012
>nerf didn't affect skilled players

yes it did, the "fixing" of Widowmaker's scoping is pretty big for pro widowmainers. Listen to them crying about it.

>>145543534
>"30 dps"
>missing his obvious joke

JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/suygtQtft9k

>>145543515
>hanzo doesnt oneshot zerosuit d.va with scatter arrow

console players everyone

>>145543629
>that like/dislike ratio

Every time.

>>145543187
>healin' here
>PLS GIB HEAL

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>>145543629
i feel sick

>>145543624
sometimes you can't tell - people get stupid enough. better to be safe than sorry

>>145543639
>literally 4v1 no mech D.va and the problem is he has is with Hanzo.

>>145543620
I guess those "skilled players" now have to pick another hero for the first time...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zo3F7-G9ss
Arpeggio of Blue Team

is hanzo the new op now widow got put in her place? tree trunk arrows + his mobility is pretty good.

>Mercy rezzing 2-3 players every single fight
>Nobody bothering to kill her first
>Fucking last point, final push
>Kill her first
>Wipe the team
>Mercy respawns, flies over to her dead teammates and revives all of them
>POTG
>Have to stare at her smug carefree face
>Gets epic commendations for revives

RRRRREEEEEEEEEE

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>>145536825

>>145543629
>put anime song over Japanese trailer
>hurr durr its an anime now

Free video editing software was a mistake

>>145543328
Is it like a faux bolt action rifle now or what? I've heard it felt laggy.

>>145543745
Man this one is poorly made

I really love the way Soldier 76 says his ult. I just wish he had legendary skins with his mask on.

>>145543745

Fuck, I knew I recognized the music from somewhere.

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>>145543765
>Mercy keeps spamming the Group Up and Ultimate 100% voice lines.
>Gather the boys and pile through a door.
>She never fucking ults.
>NEVER ULTS.
>Spend the next two maps harassing that guy until he eventually leaves.

>>145543812
When you unscope you have to wait for your gun to go back to the neutral position. It doesn't feel as responsive.

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>blizz say they will buff d.va
>blizz don't buff d.va
>plz my waifu

>>145543843
If you slap a [MAD] tag to make it look like authentic weebshit it's automatically higher quality.

McHanzo sounds like a burger Burger King would put out

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>>145543757
no, widow is still the op sniper

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>>145543745
>that framerate
>all those views from stealing someone else's video off NicoNico

Goddammit

>>145543812

by no being able to unscope and scope quickyl they effectly nerfed charge rate as well

making widow borderline unplayable if you ask me, but then again, the design was flawed to begin with

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>>145543812
alright lets conduct a survey

What's the lowest amount of cosmetics you have for one hero?

What's the highest?

How do you change voiceline language?

>>145543497
The M1 is really, really good if you can land it.

>>145543903
>buff 53% winrate hero
for what purpose? shes good enough for casuals to win with

Why is it so easy to be on fire with zenyatta?

>>145543935
It wasn't ever their intention that she be able to do that anyway

>>145543917
>play zen
>just walk straight from spawn into enemy lines
You deserved to die.

>>145543328
>>145543812
>>145543893
>>145543935

Yeah. No more "Widow is bunny jumping around and quickscoping you for lucky flickshots"

Feels good man

t. 360GosuGenjiXXX

>>145543967
In your Battle.net launcher.

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>>145543157

>>145543967
Through the battle.net launcher.

What keeps you guys playing this game? It can't just be the waifus.

>>145544067
It's fun and has depth/high skill ceiling.

>>145544067
Fun

>>145544067
Fun

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>>145543917
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!

That fucking rate of fire :^)

>>145544067
So I can wave my dick around whenever I get potg

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>>145544067
It's fun.
There's sluts everywhere who like talking about how much they want to suck my dick.
I feel like I'm improving as I play and I love everyone here.
This is a really great general and if I could I would give you all a big hug

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>>145544046
Feel free to not post any more.

>>145544067
Fun.

>>145544067
Fun and rage with friends.

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>Four gold medals
>Win

>>145544046
>Highlight
>Black borders

mmhmm

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>>145543157

I want a polish hero,
Poland can't into space but it should be able to get into Overwatch

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>>145544067

I have a lot of fun playing as my waifu

>>145544067
Husbandos.

>>145544067
>It can't just be the waifus.
I play for d.va and loot boxes, thats it.
EU doesnt really play in a team so the coop/teamplay falls off hard.

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It continues.

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>>145544171
>>145544190

It's not even about the funny WEBMs anymore, I just like seeing you autists get tilted because the video isn't 100% perfect

>>145544067
I have an autistic need for skins

>>145543939
2 and 10. What will this prove?

>>145544254
It's not even 1% perfect, mate. It's pure garbage.

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>>145544238
But Tracer and Widowmaker are two of the most boring characters in the game.

>>145544238
So? Quick play is exactly where you do that sort of shit. Get mad if someone does it in ranked, sure.

>>145544018

whats her intention then? being a subpar damage dealer only ever now and then getting a headshot while being focused and piled on by everyone?

>>145544254
>get called out for posting shit
>HURR LOL U MAD IM JUST DOIN IT CUZ U MAD LOL

Fuck me

>>145544238
>I only play Tracer and widow
>the others are a bit boring
I hate those kind of people
even if I have preferences I swallow and choose Reinhardt/mercy if we need one of those
>I actually kind of like playing Reinhardt

>>145544276
just wanted to see where everyone else is right now

im 4 and 9

>>145544329
Not single-handedly being able to shut down the enemy team

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>>145544203
das some good Mercy play

>>145544067
Being a complete asshole with Widomaker and Hanzo ennemy players, and trying to ruin their pleasure.
It's even more important than the objective.

I can't...I can't handle that sniper hate inside me...It grew up so fast through years of gaming...

how are mcREE and windowlicker post patch?

>>145544238
these are le cancerous loltards who only play le high skill heroes like yaslow and bane

>>145544339

LOLbabbies everyone

>>145544046
Nice cropping

>1200 gold
>don't want anything
>have 20 legendaries
>favorite skins are rare and epic anyway

Maybe I'll just try to get 54/54 unlocks on one character or something, I've run out of things to spend gold on.

How do I into chat? When I enter a game nobody says anything.

>>145544404
Widowmaker is still fine. McCree shitters have stopped playing him because now they need skill, so he's less used. He's still great at killing squishies.

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>>145544181

Being hard carrier has arrived in this game is pretty satisfying

>>145544329
Yeah? If a bunch of enemies get past your front line and onto you, you get shit on. You want the highest damage while also having the highest range?

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>>145544345
>I kind of like playing Reinhardt
Why wouldn't you enjoy crushing the enemy with your mighty knight armor?
You aren't a TRAITOR are you anon?

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When are we getting servers higher than twenty tick

It's not that bad most of the time but I can't play Genji with a straight face because half the time when I'm about to die I Swift Strike and the killcam shows me standing still like a retard

>>145544254
>2 kills
Wow, so impressive.
Also
>misusing tilt
Feel free to end your life any time.

>>145544404
McCree is "wtf I can't instagib ppl anymore shit bllzrd" after which they usually switch.
The good players are still going strong though, people use M1 are still a force to be reckoned with.

Guys I can't stop playing genji why is he so fun

is soldier the new OP general dps character?

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Post good voicelines.

>>145544556
Soldier is perfectly fine.

>>145544464
My friend who mained McCree from day 1 and prided himself on playing "properly" instead of just fan abuse says that if anything the nerf has buffed his playstyle, he can reload and start nailing headshots even faster.

>>145544464
good to hear
one of my friends has been whining about how the combo doesnt kill anymore and considers him useless now
i hope it's that bad

>>145544484
>hard carry
I want assfaggots to leave

>>145544556
He's not really OP he's just way too easy to play for such high payoff.

>>145544556
Why would you even think that? He's just right.

>>145544404
McCree crutch players don't use him anymore but he still does a healthy amount of damage with his standard combos and such and so forth. So far I operate the same but can only 1v1 Roadhogs now because apparently only retards play him in pubs.

Widowmakers are still common but they take slightly longer to wind up shots

how are people over level 100 already wtf?

>>145544254
>that Reaper and Roadhog completely ignoring you from 2 feet away
They look like bots. Thank you based forced 50.

>>145544238
Nothing wrong with playing 2 of the same character in quick play. Fucking autists.

Hero stacking is fucking cancer.

>>145544602
but anon

overwatch is the assfaggots

we're all assfaggots now

>>145544254
>I merely pretend to be retarded to get attention

Maybe this is the only way you'll get it.

>>145544556
hes like the only balanced hero in the game

>>145544648

That's what my mom always told me

>>145544574
>the Es change to Is in german
kek

I bought a voice line for Genji recently though

>You are only human.

>In Russia, game plays you.
Is this just an outdated joke or is Blizzard actually saying Russians are notorious for cheating in video games?

>>145544641
I get your point, but why the fuck would you limit yourself to 2 of the most dull, bland heroes in a shooter with otherwise unconventional classes and guns?

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>>145544621
>outing yourself as a scrub by not realizing that the better you play the more exp you get

Embarrassing.

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>>145543012
>>145543537
YES !!!!!
Finally

>>145544642
You're just mad you had to use absolute cancer composition and tactics to beat my 6 Reaper team because our damage output was too high for you

>Travelling to Hollywood
>oh finally a fun map
>payload 1m away
>5mins left
FUCK OFF ALREADY
THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME TODAY
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF

>>145544678
Just a dated "in (Soviet) Russia" joke that breaks the 4th wall.

>>145544621
>wtf
Fuck off.
>>145544678
Outdated joke.

>>145544797
I will break you.

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>>145544574
>CATCH PHRASE

>>145544404

mcree is in a much better spot, requires more skill but you can pretty much the same as before, just have to use left click more and cant just get away with fanning everything

its good

there is no reason to play widow anymore, the delay between scoping kind off killed her off

>>145544404
Decent players weren't affected and crutch relying shitters have stopped playing them.

>>145544815
Vilcome TO THE gunshow

>get call from the store
>pc is ready

IT'S
HAPPENING
THE NIGHTMARE IS ALMOST OVER
A fucking month and a week with no pc. I will finally get to play overwatch.

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>>145544067
i play solely to gather clips like these, post them, and watch blizzdrones go into defense mode

>>145544746
She wasn't dull before the patch.

>>145543320
>>145543341
>12 second cooldown on amp it up
Wallriding is not a problem to anyone who has aiming skills beyond that of a 5 year old

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FREEZE

DON'T MOVE

>>145544528
Stop relying on one frame clutches since this isn't Platinum game where that shit works.

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THE WOLF
HUNTS
FOR ITS PREY

>>145544912
>just in time for the widow and cowboy nerfs

Cheater

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>>145544928
>Can't even put in the effort to put what she says on the enemy team
come on man
>>145544924
>Manlet, 30% constant movespeed buff, nine seconds of down time
wew

Why are Australian players so fucking bad at team based shooters?

They're awful at TF2. They're worse at Overwatch. The fuck?

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>you will never go out drinking with Reinhardt
>you will never have to sit there and listen to his loud raucous remarks
>he will never hype you up and force you to talk to the girl at the bar
>he will never carry you home when you have had to much to drink

>>145544928
FREEZE

DON'T-UAAGH

[muffled skating noise in the distance]

>>145544912
the fuck are you talking about?

>>145544815
Best Zarya voice line.
Bonus points if combined with the crush emote

>>145544968
>Implying any lucio you find in pubs will know how to properly manage move speed and healing
lmao

>>145544923
How so?
She's essentially "obligatory sniper #2355", I don't know, her playstyle means that you don't even have to engage other heroes that much, you just sit back at a distance and have some sniperfights in between and that's it.

I don't really get it, you might as well play Battlefield, the sniping is much more rewarding there.

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>got 1000 coins
>most played character is Tracer
>her legendary skins are horrible
what a load of horse shit

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> good guy Lùcio

Mercy has NO good skins and NO good voice-lines. This is FACT.

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>>145544928
Too late

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>>145544934
But half the time it isn't .5 second inputs

There's been multiple times where I press LSHIFT to fly away like a fairy without relying on escaping things with perfect frame accuracy and still get rubberbanded on my screen

>win a game
>our Attack Hanzo jokes that he did nothing

At least he's self-aware.

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>>145544973

>>145544574

MADA MADA!

>>145545038
Why are people so obsessed with legendary skins? You do realize it doesn't make you look unique or anything, everybody has legendary skins.

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>>145545085
I hate pictures like this because I know there's at least a few people who posted in these threads who probably did pic related
I love you guys

>>145545003

I have whined about this before.

My pc was crashing in every game.
Sent it to the local store, took 3 motherfucking weeks to diagnose. Turns out it was the motherboard and the psu.
Another 2 weeks to get the parts because the motherboard compatible with my cpu was not readily available. And now it's ready.

I can't wait to finally play overwatch.

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>>145544973
>you will never go drinking with the boys
>you will never get to listen to reinhardt and torbjorn's sick banter
>you will never get to watch reinhardt send torbjorn into a drunken MOLTEN CORE rage after calling him a manlet

>play Zenyatta
>Widow can't do shit to me anymore
U WAN BODYSHOT KILLS?
TOO BAD, HERE BALLS
FUCK U

>>145545038
emote
voice line
intro
pose
get a skin for another hero you like.

or keep jew coins till new hero.

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>>145545056

Neck yourself my man

>>145545038

Buy Sporty. I love playing Genji but dont like the Bedouin/Nomad skin at all.

>>145545140
could've diagnosed it yourself in a day

>>145545179
Saving for this. I have opened 2 legendaries, both Reinhardt. This is all I want.

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>>145543012
Junkrat and Mei, probably. And then Bastion again followed by Tracer as good Tracers will become the apex predator.

>>145545056
Take two and call me in the morning

>>145545151
>Zarya keeps getting invited by Reinhardt, McCree, and Torbjorn for a round or five of drinks
>she just wants to hang with the girls and sip girly martinis even though none of the overwaifus are stereotypical enough to drink fruity/girly drinks
>she still goes just to see McCree all suave and relaxed

>>145545163
>play Zen
>enemy team has a Windowlicker
>0 deaths
Feels awesome.

>open one legendary
>Okami
>all I want is Mystery Man and Nomad
>keep getting shit
>only open a total of 150 gold
>spend it like the impatient idiot I am
Fuck you Blizzard

I won't crack

not today at least

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>>145544935

>>145545163
I kind of wish the nerf didn't happen, I've seen so many useless Zenyattas that haven't figured out how to use harmony orb.

>>145545179
Dogshit my man, default is way better.

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When will Mercy players stop blaming their team for their own bad positioning? Can only know when they're in trouble if they ping healing or that voice line goes off, can only see their health bar when their beam is toggled on me, I help when it's realistic but if they're following a flanker and get fucken rekt it's not the team's fault. Like cunt just fly to someone else and kite if the threat is too big

>>145545315
Cmon goy, what's 10$ really?

>>145545342
>Harmony
It's Discord that's more problematic with most Zen players.
They just slap it on whatever they see instead of picking targets or melting tanks.

>>145545315
Soon you will be like me, sitting on a pile of useless gold with nothing to spend it on. I might just buy Hockey Lucio just so I have a legendary with him, even if I don't particularly like it. It's just something to spend worthless gold on.

>>145545349
When they realize they can pull out their pistol and duel most 200hp heroes

Seriously, that shit fucking hurts

>>145545056
Devil is good.
And all of her voice lines are good in Japanese.
Her default voice is horrendous.

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>hear about this forced 50 thing
>197/171
>53.5%
The past few days I've been losing slightly more than I win, mostly because it shoves me into games that are already lost because there's less than a minute left. It's not fair.

>>145545114
Maybe it's for their personal enjoyment?

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>be level 25
>literally no skins besides one simple color reskin of Torb

fuck me

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>>145545373
A PERFECTLY GOOD MEAL AT JACK IN THE BOX

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Explain his to me.

>>145545428
Healed two people who killed someone.

>>145545428
>not giving 110% for your team

>>145545342
i didn't know how bad it could get until i met a zenyatta who iirc was level 40 something. he didnt use either discord or harmony, and used his chargeup more than normal fire. i know this because i was hopping up and down in front of him for a solid 2 mins waiting for a healing orb which never arrived. I think he ended up switching to genji or tracer

>"group up with me"
>see people die one-by-one over the course of the next minute

>>145545428
> team is full of shitters incapable of doing any damages
> Mercy has to do the job herself

>>145545412
I've killed a near full HP Reinhardt with Mercy's pistol

People need to git gud

Pub players are surprised at how much one good Mercy can change the flow of the game by keeping people alive, but people are bad multitaskers it seems.

>>145545484
That's odd, first thing you start doing with Zen is crazy apm orb switching.

hurr i play genji

hurr i throw star

lol u cant shoot me ok

btw my dash kills u lol

lol u tryin 2 shoot me? lol i duble jump ok

kk ur ded, lol i got my ult from u

k now ur teams dead lol im so gud lok at my play of da game!!!! SO EPIC!! xD

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>it's a three sprays and an icon box

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>burst fire on S76 instead of just holding down LMB like a mongoloid
>get accused of no-spread hacking

>>145545428
She was giving a little extra participation if you know what I mean.

>>145545032
You didn't have to sit back and tunnelvision like an autist before the patch.

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>>145545519

>>145545414
I really wish I could chose individual voice lines for the characters.

Some of the Japanese ones are so great, especially D,va's.

Widowmaker is bad now

>>145545527
All I want is D.va's face icon and all the pixel sprays.

>vs huge stack
>cant leave because i want to beat leaver penalty
>lose in 2:15

looks like im being punished

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>>145545519
THE
DRAGON
BECOMES
ME

>>145545412
>Be on 50hp right next to a Mercy
>Instead of healing me she pulls out her pistol and starts firing at people across the map
>I died
>We lost

At the end of the game she said she was using her pistol because no one protected her

>mfw I'm so good at mercy that only 1 dude is dead at any time so I basically have only 1 big ult per game

>>145544574
"That's how you get tinnitus!"
"Hee Hoo Hoo"
"Next"

>>145545519
you having a storke m8?

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>>145545498
>tfw enemy flankers are absolute trash

>>145543012
Widowmaker again. She's more problematic than the MNC sniper, which I didn't think was possible until playing OW.

>>145545512
you'd think the first thing you do when trying a new character is use their abilities but he wasn't having any of it. it's possible he used them early on and didn't see their effects and assumed it was pointless

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>join game
>literally 5 seconds left
>lose before I can even select a hero

How is this acceptable?

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>>145545527
>the icon is a dupe

>>145545342
>play zen
>people just go fullretard and skirmish at close range with enemy team constantly going in and out of buildings
>ffs zenyatta no heal useless.

>bastion holds down lclick

PLAY
L
A
Y

OF
F

THE
H
E

GAME
A
M
E

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>>145544574
Is this easy mode?

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>>145545580
>>145545519

That moment when you kill a Widowmaker with their own bullet. Every fucking time.

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>>145545519
genji aint shit

>>145545519

Most of the time i'm playing virtually anything i can't stop killing Genji as a side effect of shooting at the enemy team

>>145545428
Hank Hill coded some of the cards.

>>145544921

I think they're entertaining to watch.

Not sure of its gathering salt though because everybody knows 20 tick is stupid. The game is still somehow fun though despite the horse carp from that decision.

>>145545557
>Korean
>speaking Jap
That's a recipe for disaster.

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World of Widowcraft.
Most nerfed hero in the game !
I used to pown noobs !
Did I get worse ?

No you were never really good to begin with !

Some things never change.
Old habits die hard I guess.

>>145545557
I've just put everything into German. I don't understand too much of it, but Mercy sounds much more Swiss.

Seriously how fucking hard can it be to release a patch without fucking up FPS?

There's an entire thread on reddit about people having trouble, anyone else ITT that got problems since patch?

>>145545208

Well I couldn't. Not good with this stuff.
I'm just glad it's over.
But yeah, it took a crazy amount of time.
I'm sure it could have been faster but
>shithole country tech guys

Apparently I took it to the store with the best tech people as well. Just imagine that.

>>145545629
Hence it struck me as odd, shifting Harmony between people in los is the first thing you do, as you won't be able to score potshots from across the map at first and you have to justify your pick somehow.
Maybe I'm some sort of a weirdo though.

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>he uses reaper

>>145545038
> buy the green epic one
> buy your favourite pose for her
> buy favourite intro highlight for her
> .. still have coins left
> profit

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tfw you find out Winstons voice actor is white and you're a racist for thinking otherwise

>>145545650
>play robot monk
>gold medal in eliminations, objective time, objective kills and healing done
>silver in damage done

Why am I even playing with these shitters?

>>145545616
>Jemand lust zu spielen
?

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Yes or no?

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>>145545725
>He doesn't play the most lovable edgelord ever created
Reaper is the best

>shitter widows now play honzo
eat a fucking rocket.

ah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwBJP7dlwoo

>>145545712
Like all you do is run some software, google what the fuck the errors you were fed actually mean, figure oh it's broken. Boom solved.

How much did they charge you? Tech support is typically ridiculously overpriced.

Did they buff Pharah's rockets or can they headshot or something?
Since the last patch everytime Pharah direct hits me as Tracer or Zenyatta she oneshots me.

>>145544067
Novelty

I haven't really seen a widow today, I've seen a shit ton of honzos though

>McCree gets nerfed
>suddenly the game is fun again

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What binding do you use for melee attacks? V feels out of place for me, but I don't know where to have it.

>>145545819
any spare mouse button you have, scroll click or side click or whatever

>>145545819
Alt

>>145545775
Sprechstunde bei der Frau Doktor

>>145545803
No

>>145545819
mouse 4

>>145545808
I've seen the usual amount of Widows. They are the same as before except they just spam shots now. Don't even try to headshot

Who here is the closest to playing equal amount of every hero?

My top is Mercy with 5 hours and bottom is Widowmaker with 1

>>145545428
She's giving it all she's got

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>>145545817
Just give it a bit. Double Tracer rape trains are back.

>>145545819
MB6

>>145545802

I don't know yet. I'm expecting 50 euros.
I'm preparing my asshole as we speak.

>>145545819
side mouse button

>>145545903
Except McCree can still blast a Tracer/Genji easily.

You know what's fun.
Having a group of 30s-40s and then having 2 people new to the game on your team.

4v6 is a fun game mode.

>>145545903
>tfw Tracer with a Symmetra shield

This is not 25 health. This is way way more than 25 health.

Widow's nerf makes her fucking unplayable. Hanzo wins against her in every duel because you can't vary your movement speed by quickscoping.

>>145545819
I use F

I forgot if it has a default binding though

>>145545759
you need meat shields, don't you?

>>145545819
V.

I wish I could make a macro for R+V though because of muh 0.0015s mlg faster reload time.

>that friend that plays Reaper only as a flanker and not as a tank buster or area denial

>>145545916
>expecting 50
That'll be 150.

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>>145545671
>mfw I've gotten 5 deflect kills against McCree because they always try to shoot me with Deadeye
I'm drunk on power

>>145545964
OH BOO FUCKING HOO

>Play swedish manlet
>Can actually aim
>Score PotG by killing 2 retards who try to sneak on the turret while the turret goes off in the background
>Score PotG by leaving the turret as a backup while i'm killing the attackers on the point with my gun

Stop sitting there and hammering the turret like a retard, if it goes down you can always put another one somewhere else for free