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>What's new
new patch is live, ranked season 1 and unranked play + memedivh are alive, next hero confirmed to be gul'dan

http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20143449/heroes-of-the-storm-patch-notes-june-14-2016-6-14-2016

c9 quits hots for good, one of many "pro" teams to quit recently http://cloud9.gg/news/hots-eoae

>how do i group with a bunch of meme spouting faggot teenagers?
/join /vg/

>Do you have a discord?
https://discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN

>What hero should I buy?
murky and abathur and JAINA

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
All of the hero voice lines: http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm
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will hots be the first game blizzard kills off?
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Why did you guys let the previous one die before making this one?
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>>145497118
yup. Diablo 2 and Warcraft 3 will live longer
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Admiral Taylor and Nazgrim when
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>>145497118
Nah unless this game is on red numbers I doubt they will kill it, maybe reduce it to a skeleton crew at most
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>>145498058
>tfw in wc3 he was just a retarded oldorc wanting to fuck everyone up
>he got retconned in being an avatar of evil
smhtbhfam
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Why did I only now learn of this whole location camera thing?
Where should I set my camera locations, and how do I efficiently make use of it when playing Vikings?
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>its a every lane but yours dies 2 seconds into the game episode
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Where the FUCK is Maiev????
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>>145498667
>it's a bronze league episode with people thinking they're playing another assfaggots
lol
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hoping gul'dan will be support/utility playing with fel
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>>145498484
good bait
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z252rvhqaN

when they implement this guy, i hope they will use the audio from wc2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgteUAI4tZo
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>1-3 so far

Not looking good boys. Wouldn't hurt if my team quit drafting warriors in our first picks.
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>smurf placements
>5v5 scuffle mid, nothing happens
>leave, clear out bot lane
>team gets triple killed
>get furiously pinged
>we're even on experience and nobody is top

Wheee.

>guy says infernal shrines is hammers best map
>ask why
>he says it just is and he only wants to play hammer
>master skin
>check his match history
>last 8 games as hammer
>all losses

=3
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LUNARA
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>>145499384
CUTE AND FUN!
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>>145499384
Is not fun to play when the enemy team has a Stitches who never misses a single hook.
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the health regen and healing changes the intern team in charge of balancing is `thinking about` isn't really set in stone right? i mean, they WILL listen to reason from people on the forums and ______reddit and throw it into the trash, right?
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>>145499946
>stitches on your team hooks minions
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>>145499946
Take leap to have even more fun
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>>145499983
pretty sure the health regen cut thing will not make it in
i could see them tweaking fountain and globes some however
i'd appreciate mana regen scaling
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>>145499983

>take horrible trade in lane
>somebody rotates over while you B because it takes 15 seconds to do and make back to lane
>more efficient than healing you and wasting mana
>can't really 'lose' lanes or deny experience, worst comes to worst just sit inside/behind your gate


Early game is pretty forgiving and dull, friend.
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A Z U L A
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>2-2 so far
>boe
>want sylv for e-z push
>first pick gazlowe

FUCKING KILL ME
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>>145501451

>first pick abathur on cursed hollow
>"its his best map"

>first pick gaz/hammer on infernal
>its his/her best map

>not banning xul on tomb and then drafting Morales, Tracer, Li-Ming, Muradin and Kerrigan
>I played Xul against this team but can only imagine what was going through their heads
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>>145499384
SOPPING
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>tfw you have wrath of the berserker up all game
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now that the dust has settled, what are your thoughts on Medivh?
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>mommy, the internet has been mean to me again

poor dustin has to waste his time being nice to beta fags
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>>145500279
>somebody rotates over
2,6k here, you cant expect people to rotate yet
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>>145503059
forgot pic
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>hearth spamming
....? Who cares?
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>>145503242
Really?
I'm with this guy>>145503556

I've never done b-stepping, but I've had people doing it to my team and frankly it is no different than dancing or taunting.
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>>145503197

>heroes of the storm complexity

>>145503242
>>145503556

And this is why we'll likely never get an All Chat, even though we can completely deafen ourselves if our teammates hurt our feelers.
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>>145503242
Holy shit that Taco guy is fucking everywhere
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>>145503242
>>145503556
i care. and believe me as a guy with a 4 month silence who played hero league every day, listen here kid, when you B-spam it means that you're basically spitting in your opponents' faces, ur basically saying "you are so fucking bad at this game, you are biological trash just like ur whole fucking family, i wish u subhumans died from worst pain possible" - THIS, and if u DARE FUCKING LOSE AFTER UR B-STEp, THEN YOU HAVE TO IDK.. IM PISSED OFF ALREADY JUST TYPING THIS OUT... IF U LOSE A GAME AFTER U B-STEP, U HAVE TO FUCKING COMMIT SUICIDE, KILL URSELF, UR THE SUBHUMAN TRASH

I WOULD GLADLy kill every single opponent of mine who b-stepped and then ended up losing the game, ID butcher their family members with an axe, id just fucking break every single bone in their body using a spiked mace if i had 1
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>>145503790
Yeah, didn't some people said that OW should stop the all chat or ban people who say gg ez?
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>>145503242
slightly triggered
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ok. just read dustin browder twitter... i have no words. what kind of a shit game i have been playing for the last year? this bald faggot considers rank 2 to be diamond league material, holy shit. the things i would do just to kill him and everyone at hots devs

https://twitter.com/DustinBrowder/status/742854466882273283


when will you idiotic fuckers realize that about 70% of rank 1 are BAD PLAYERS?
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dead game general
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>>145504032
>a guy with a 4 month silence who played hero league every day
stopped reading right here
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>>145505451
Upvoted. Can't afford gold right now, so have some Reddit silver instead.
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>>145504032
Come back in six years when you're actually 18 and not throwing a sperg tantrum.
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i was rank 8 and ended up 4-6

got plat 3 which is the same as rank 8
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>>145498959

He must've chilled out big-time come WC3.
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honestly this is how it should be, how i expected it to be, i just wished that hots would finally become a decent game...

rank 50-25 = bronze (ACTUALLY BRONZE)
rank 25-10 = silver (ACTUALLY BRONZE)
rank 10-3 = gold (ACTUALLY BRONZE)
rank 3-1 (till 2900 mmr) = platinum (MEH)
3000-3500 = diamond
>3500 = master league
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Where does someone with 3k mmr end up in the new system?
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>>145506940
Bronze.
The answer is always Bronze.
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>placement
>first pick etc
>then nova and zera

place your bets. i think this game ends in 12 minutes.
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>>145508259

>people picking Heroes that require you get kill in order to be effective
>fail to get kills, often feed them

Sort of surprised they didn't give Nova a rework so that her abilities worked similar to Chromie (skillshot with wind-up on snipe, heavy damage, long-range).

>mfw zera is probably up there when it comes to talent reworks
>searing attacks
>first aid
>mfw azmodan taste for blood isn't baseline
>had an azmodan who took bribe the other day because "my unique play style"
>we won
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still a ded game, was fun shitposting here but no point in staying on a sinking ship

later m8s
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>enemy ban morales
>our ban medivh
>they get KT

fantastic.

bronze here i come
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>>145510753
>not telling your team to go full dive to counter kael

Have fun in bronze
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>placement matches
>Lose horribly first match as stitches
>win barely with Butcher on second match
>win Super easy with ETC on 3rd and 4th matches

I forgot how well ETC meshes with so many team comps. Last match my team had zero burst, but Tracer and Tychus really benefited from Rock Star while they hammered on enemy tanks and squishies.
It also feels like these placement matches have people who can utilize Mosh Pit better than QM...
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Do Abathur's locusts still soak XP?
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>finish 7-3

Place your bets.
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>>145514284
silver
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>>145514284
Bronze, why else would you be here?
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>>145514284
doesnt it depend a lot on what your rank was before?
ill guess gold though
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>>145513828
Nope
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>>145514715
>>145514725
>tfw when bronze hiding amongst the diamonds

>>145514820
>doesnt it depend a lot on what your rank was before?
Who fucking knows. Blizzard said they loosened MMR, so I'm guessing you get more points for a loss and for a win.


I'm curious to see if its actually going to affect matchmaking, or if you still get stuck with bronze and silvers because the game is dead and not enough people play HL
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>>145515027
Why did they get rid of it? It made sense. GL for Abathurs getting XP now.
>nerf a non fotm/overpowered hero
>meanwhile a bunch of OP heroes exist
Blizzard once again.
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>>145515027
>>145516553

I was under the impression they did, but only if they deal the last hit.

>>145513828

No, or not reliably. Perhaps after 13/16.
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>>145503242
I do this all the time, It puts enemys on tilt.

I make sure to do it on stitches
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>>145516553
It's been that way for a long time now

>>145516730
Last hits do give xp but before the ranged attack or spawning 3 at once the chance of them getting the last hit is pretty low
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>>145517225
>long time now
doesn't matter. The question was "why" not "when"
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>>145517134

>playing Xul
>Tracer for whatever reason decides to harass me all game
>bsteps whenever I make it back to my gates not having hit her the entire time
>spooky skeleton at their spawn after winning because Tomb
>whisper her $$$ after
>reported for bad manner

Wonder if they'll ever punish people for stuff like this, because I've definitely heard of people getting banned for "gg ez" in other games.
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>
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>Automatically mute party chat
>No longer receive messages unless friend

My game experience has increased by 10,000%.
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>>145518887
>instamute everybody in a game that's reliant on teamwork
You're doing everybody else a favour instead since you sound like an unpleasant person to play with.
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Should I go ahead and start doing my placements?

Or just do qm until everyone (including myself) gets used to medivh and other changes?
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>>145519739

Just finished placements, didn't see Medivh once.

>hero level 5 required to play HL
>can't AFK train
>means playing either QM or Vs. AI to level
>queue up for QM
>five minutes later drop and queue for HL

So, yeah. You should be safe.
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>>145519572
In an uncoordinated match there is literally nothing said in chat that can't be communicated more effectively with a ping. I am enjoying myself greatly right now.
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>enemy team drafts Chromie
>hey team pick someone who can take care of Chromie
>everyone drafts ultra squishy ranged who get oneshot and outranged by her
thanks game
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>>145520471
May as well not play a multiplayer game. You sound like the people who split-push all game in ignorance and denial.
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>>145520682
You sound particularly upset about this Anon, do you want to talk it out?

Too bad, you're muted bitch.
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>>145520773
>pointing out stupidity
>lel u mad!
As expected.
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I want to fuck Kerrigan
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>>145520682

I can't think of a single instance where somebody has said something useful. Literally not a single one.
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>>145499983
>the health regen and healing changes
link?
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What's the point of a ranked redesign if they're not going to do a hard MMR reset? Placement games have next to no impact on your placement. It's all the same shit. Fuck this game, I'm done.
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>>145503242
>wanting to remove the b-step

How beta is this guy?
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>>145522646

It's just some proposed ideas, thoughts, discussion, etc.

>sauce
>http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/topic/20745285499

>>145523535

What's the issue here, exactly?
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>>145520471
I'm with you on this. The teenage degeneracy is off the charts in this game, and nobody ever said something useful.
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>A player that you were matched with left the game or was disconnected
>Twice in a row

I guess I'm not playing today
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>>145525264
It's for the better. I can't get one team that doesn't have a fucking retard on it throwing the game for us.
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Play placement matches right away?
or
Play placement maches a couple weeks from now?
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>>145525773
right away
Just ban Medivh if one of your teammates hover him
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i swear medivh is a noob trap

they say sweet i can turn into a bird and fly around and follow the enemy and never help again
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>>145526035
>not playing him like an improved Leoric
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>>145526035
He is the new murky, 99% of the time he is useless, 1% of the time he puts the team on his back.
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>potentially stupid question(s) inbound

Does Zeratul's shimmer become any less noticeable if he stops moving?

Is the size of the shimmer the same whether he is on foot or on a mount?
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>>145529992
>Does Zeratul's shimmer become any less noticeable if he stops moving?
yes
>Is the size of the shimmer the same whether he is on foot or on a mount?
last time I checked it was no, but yesterday I heard yes
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>Get Rexxar that fails to solo boss in CH
>Tries it again when the objective is next to it
>Of course we lose 4v5 then steal his life and boss
>Says he's 3k MMR
>Check hotdogs, he isn't
This community, man.
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>>145529992
>>145530236
Mounted is much easier to spot
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>>145530302
>>145530236

Okay, might have to poke around then. Perhaps a custom game, or something.

Thanks, though.

>>145530261

Hey, I was situated around 2300 on one of my little vulture accounts, had a (solo) Tassadar on my team in charge of banning.

>died 8 times
>to rexxar
>blamed the team and said he was 3k mmr
>check
>he actually is
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>>145530993
Goes to show MMR (In every multiplayer game) doesn't mean much.
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is uther the based good of healing?
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>>145530302
>>145530236
Sick of seeing this on here.

Mount and mounted doesn't mean shit for cloak. It USED to like a year ago, that's why cloaked used the little goat mount. They fixed that long long ago. Moving is only easier to see because well, it's moving. Nothing magical or game-only.
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>>145531668
>Goes to show MMR (In every multiplayer game) doesn't mean much
this is just retarded
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>>145531762
>Moving is only easier to see because well, it's moving.
And mounted is easier to see because it is moving faster, it catches the eye.
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>>145531668
>In every multiplayer game
In every team game that doesn't take into account individual skill and only win/loss

Fixed it for you
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>>145531762
I don't know why exactly, but it is definetly easier to spot. I usually have a hard time spotting cloakers but mounted ones are really easy
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>tfw you get tomster and bigge on your team

Was an ez game
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How does Medivh even die? They always on my team have the most deaths yet they have global flying, invuln, shield/statis and shit. Like what the fuck. And they're useless as shit.
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dead thread

dead game
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>>145533612
He gets killed by Lothar and Khadgar
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what the goddamn fuck
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>it's a 'you have Medivh and Abathur on your team' episode
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how do I ping that I'm oom or that my ult is on cd?
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>>145536921

Alt-clicking your mana bar (lmao) or the ability itself will prompt a notification in chat.

>had an ETC randomly mosh a merc camp before a team fight the other day
>said he meant to alt-click it
>still won the fight hehe
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Solog "John Galt" Roark when?
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JOHANNA
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>>145536167
we lost
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Should have done everything they did in the last year at the release. Now everybody has left. Really rushed game.
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>tfw no faerie dragon gf
._.
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>>145539071
It's true the game was still in beta for a year after release. No one wants to stick around for that.

If they promoted it really hard it might get people to give it another chance, but I don't see that happening.
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I suppose you can't Symbiote Uselessivh's bird form?
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>>145539946
he's unselectable while in memeform so no
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>3-10, diamond 3
thanks bliz.
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lol. just as expected, the dumb /hotsg/ and /r/heroesofthestorm faggots are shocked of medivhs low winrate and start to think he is a pretty weak hero. ye, in ur hands he is. just like i said, dont play him unless you're like 3600 hero league mmr at least, you need to be a human.
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>>145540246
Everyone competent knows before he even came out that he needs a decent player AND to be in a coordinated (5 pre-made/not a pub) to be useful. Which is a shame since the game desperately needs non-niche supports.
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>>145540775
> to be in a coordinated (5 pre-made
hello bronze. oh wait, srry, diamond*, because rank 2 = diamond according to dustin browder lol... when in skill it is truly bronze
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>>145540875
Did you have a stroke? Or are all Medivh faggots braindead?
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>>145540246
I don't think there was anyone who said he would be op, but they said he would probably be good in coordinated team play at a competitive level.
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I've been enjoying HL a lot more with these changes, it's probably because a lot more people are playing or something, but even my loses have been good games.
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elemental chicken mount WHEN?
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My third placement match a guy disconnects for 9 minutes at which point we've basically already lost. When he finally gets back in he blames Windows Update and then the guy who instalocked Tracer announces "afk" and actually does it. The game was over at 12 minutes.
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General Nazgrim when
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>>145542919
>Ranking season 7 concludes
>Elemental Chicken Mount
>just in time with Leeroy Jenkins hero release
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>>145544743
They won't put in a generic orc warrior, we will get grom or garrosh for that.
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>>145545403
>ywn be the tip of the Horde spear
NO GREATER HONOR
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daed gaem.
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>place plat 3 on PTR
>place silver 3 on normal
what did he mean by this?
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hi, if u wanna play QM on EU right now, then add me. battletag: Baмпиp1488#2306 just copy paste it

i need someone for a lot of quick matches so i get bonus xp while lvling heroes. im rank 1 smurf. u must be rank 1 too so that we can win games fast and winning matters cuz qm mmr = mmr i get when i start HL
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>>145548173
fuck off vlad
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elemental horse
elemental spider
elemental billy
elemental bike
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>everything's just a matter of time

that's why I'm still a virgin huh you little midget slut
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>>145548278
>a burning elemental bike
My heroes will become Ghost rider rip-offs? Sign me up!
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Where did you place, hotsg?
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>>145549095
Bronze 3 :D
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>>145549095
it doesnt matter when the devfags consider rank 2 to be diamond material when skillwise it is league of legends bronze
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>>145549095
I went 5-5 in placements (3 loses we were ahead all game and threw so fucking hard), I was rank 1 then I got placed exactly diamond 3 500 points in.
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>>145549095

Grandmaster 1
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so my smurf MMR in qm is already screwed up because i played solo and all it takes is to lose 3-4 games rofl, sitting at 2500. 1 loss = -200 mmr. i guess ill be having a bad start in hero league
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>>145549874
Diamond 3 is the highest you can place scrublord
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>>145551348
Wow thanks for telling me
I actually believed he got placed as the best player in is continent
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So, was this "uncertainty reset" just a big scam? Or was Blizz overly cautious with how soft the reset was?
People are constantly reporting roughly the same new rank equivalent to their previous ranks. There's cases of people going 9-1 and staying in the same bronze rank whereas rank "1"s going 2-8 and landing Diamond 3. I get the result should be around the rank you were but wasn't the whole point of this reset to let you move ranks easier if you feel you were stuck? Even if you did really well in the placement games?

It was basically a visual change
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So I can't play atm, how's the unranked draft?
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It's a bronzie'tas take pyroblast on Medivh patch
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>>145553781
Because Shitivh will just stop the Pyro on anyone it's cast on?
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I'm not a poorfag and I have 38k gold. Should I save this gold for master skins? If I spend 15k on Medivh, will I run out of gold for master skins? I have 4 or 5 heroes level 9.
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>>145553841
Gee I dunno anon, do some simple subtraction.

38k gold total.
Scam skins are 10k gold each.
Medivh is 15k (10k if you wait 2 weeks) gold.

38k - 15k = 23k. Enough for 2 goodgoy skins.
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>>145549095
pic relate

how many wins you got? for d3
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>>145553959
OP here, I went 5-5. I was 3.5k mmr before the soft reset though.
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Ranked feels like QM tbhf
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>>145554184
You think the people are magically different? Retards everywhere, anon.
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>>145553920
Yeah I mean will the rate of gold accumulation be enough to keep up with consitent master skin purchases?
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>>145554213
Wasnt like that the last time I played in Dec '15
But then I was duo-queueing
Rip 66% winrate. Hello forced 50
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>>145554050
i see i was rank6 at soft

have smurf at NA rank1 dont know mmr will see what i get there after the placement
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>>145554269
What did duo-queue do to you exactly? I find solo to be decent. Duo queue shit and 4/5-stack to be incredibly hit and miss.

>>145554252
Depends on how much you play. How many quests you do. What other shit you may or may not buy. If you spent $ or not. It's up to you. And like if you buy a heap of shit and find yourself short on something else, who cares? Just wait a little bit and save. Only way spending gold now is on 15k heroes (absolute shit, don't do this) and arguably 10k on heroes since they seemingly all eventually drop to <10k. But buying 10k is fine, if you really want that hero.
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>>145554269
forced 50 is ruin this game
yesterday was on 7 winstreak and i get this thrall in my team 20min 19k dmg super weak player and i was wtf lets check this guy and he was on 10 lose streak 4 of the games in a roll he have lost vs AI
JUST
U
S
T
Like there was no way winning with this guy in the team
sadly i have no hotlogs acc i rly wanted to see this guy mmr
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I'm plat 3. Am i a shitter?
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>>145554252
well atm i have 20k gold and a lot of heroes to unlock i just dont buy them because i usually play Sylvana Valla Falstad Xul li ming if not banned
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seriously fuck everyone playing medivh in QM

Medivh adds no fucking damage to a comp, basically a support who can't heal, which if you then get matched up with another support who doesn't do damage (lt morales), you've fucking lost the game for your team at the load screen.
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I got Diamond 3 going 3-7
Seems like ranking won't mean shit until the grandmasters one
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>>145556462
How long will the Medivh in every team in every game start to really taper off and end? He's shit as well.
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I feel like many of morales talents are under whelming and her one damaging ability is overall counter productive to contributing outside of running away.

Heck many of the supports Ults and abilities feel extremely underwhelming. After finally trying out Reghar, I can see why people would keep picking him period. A nice heal, noticable damage buff, a very effect AoE slow. Trait is very neat as well.
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>>145498667
Top and bottom die one on one. You and your partner kill 2 of the 3 idiots in the middle.
The entire game is struggling to pull your team along; the only team barely matter.

Those are the worst games. Improving MMR seems to reduce their occurrence, but never stops them from happening completely.
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>>145557358
they really need to just redo the whole support class

more of them should play like Uther, Kharzim, Tyrande, and Rhegar, less should be like lili and Lt. Morales

Tyrande is the only interesting ranged healer imo, the rest just are walking healing pools
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anyone watching the game?
>the throws
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>>145557583
Not on your side of things. I like healbots and dedicated supports. Not everything needs to be dps.

The problem seems to be trying to balance things out. Tyrande is a good example because she has a low health pool but otherwise very good utility and moderate damage in exchanged for lower the average healing.

It's just crazy how some of the abilities and ults are designed though. Morales' 25% damage reduction for a shitty amount of time vs switching over healing?

Malf's PLEASE TARGET ME BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET THIS CLOSE ults. Also counter-productive HoTs.

Lili I'm not gonna say anything about because seem's like she's designed for the most retarded of players, and if you consider that, she fulfills her role.

Uther's trait. Uther's extremely subpar melee damage. Dat single heal mana cost and CD.

Kharazim is fun and also punished accordingly. Also a DPS ult people want to use.

And probably other issues I'm missing with other supports.
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wew why didnt i play this hero after reworks
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>>145558092
>lili for retards
that's the best part about her :^)
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>>145558161
>not memeing with leap
kys
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>>145556462
>Medivh and Morales in same comp
Medivh isn't in the pussy list with her and Abathur? That's a surprise. I didn't expect the team finding to group him with other low/no damage heroes.
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>tfw your 2nd monitor causes you leaver punishment far too often in draft

now I can't even do my placements and see what league i belong in
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>Nazebo that STILL don't take Spirit
How retarded are these people?
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>>145553841
No buy heroes. Most master skins are bad anyway.
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>>145558092
I more meant the way someone like Kharazam heals. Being a part of the fight should be necessary for healing
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>nearly kill Tracer
>she warps back
>she's instantly full health
What?
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>>145552434
Only played two but I like it. The ques are fast for the moment and it lets me play a more organized format with my friends who dont have a lot of heroes at level 5. We would often get in with duo ques that would line up to specs and play their own little game badly but we still won. I think most people treat it like ranked but aren't quite as serious. For instance kt and ming bans still occur and people try to get a decent comp usually but they care (and rage) less.
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>>145559875
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>>145560089
What a balanced hero. She gets stronger and stronger the more I learn about her stupid shit.
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>gayforce
lol
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I like Tyrande. She's fun. I particularly like her in dual healing comps where I can go straight damage talents. I especially never liked Shadowstalk.

Yesterday, while trying to level her up in quick match, I got a comp where I absolutely had to go full healing, which meant I would be trying Shadowstalk for the first time seriously.

It's WAY better then I thought and doesn't always need to be used as an escape / group heal. Five man stealth gank is hilarious. ( Ignoring the fact that we let the bomb eat us more then it should have. )
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>>145558965
this art style SUCKS BALLS
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>>145555059
You can't accumulate enough gold to regularly get master skins. Buy a warrior and a support. Don't buy 15k heroes but 10k is fine if you want them. Slowly build up a solid repetoire of heroes you like playing do you can fill roles if needed. Anub and jo are a lot of fun I swear.
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>>145497118
Remember Warcraft Adventures and Starcraft: Ghost? Me neither, because, unlike this outworn meme, these actually were killed off.
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>>145560587
>tfw no nova fps with jiggling physics
._.
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gilly"dude"weed looks like the poster victim of FAS
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>>145560402
that kael build
that li ming build
that kerrigan build
that jaina build

trench is real
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Should I come back to this game to play Dehaka while he is on rotation
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>>145561072
as someone who first tried dehaka yesterday

Yes with a capital Y
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tyrande...
li-ming...
...>_<
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>>145561190
4 u
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>>145561072
you better land that god damn tongue you piece of shit
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>>145561072
C O L L E C T E S S E N C E
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>dropped from 3.7k to 3.3k

t-thanks
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that nigger with the typical afro shit makes me lose my shit every time I see him
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Starting to get games where there isn't a Shitivh in both teams. Already, very quick.
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>>145560948
Yeah, I fucked up my MMR when I first started and have only just recently gotten it up to 2000+. I used to play after getting home from work, which is about the time schools let out. Those games were just too awful. Now that I play mostly in the early mornings and at night, I win way more then I loose, but my MMR rises at a snails pace even though, out of the last 10 games I played, I only lost one.

>>145560948
I don't own Kael yet, was his build really that bad? Our Chromie was the one who's talents were really bothering me. Peer into the future, Dragon's Eye, no increased range, that stupid hearth talent that she never once managed to get off.
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STOP PLAYING FUCKING MEDIVH YOU FUCKING AUTISTS
YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SHIT WITH HIM
STOP PLAYING THAT FAGGOT
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How to spec Sonya?
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>>145563097
Some people will learn to play him well and stop being shit, some people will decide he sucks because they blow at playing him. His pick rate will drop off. Is this your first 'unique' new character?

People had the same shit fit with Lunara when she first came out.
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>>145562620
kael pretty much 100% pick/ban atm, you should get him asap

go fel infusion/mana addict
nether wind
gravity crush
phoenix most of the time
pyromaniac
sun kings fury
master of flames


chromie is just a shit hero, doesnt even matter what talents you pick
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>>145563227
The only talent I always take is the one that lets the chain always pull you.
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>>145563307
How? Lunara is hilariously strong and easy.
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>>145563368
Do you guys actually get game without KT being banned? Because as it stands, I'd just waste 10k gold on a character I'm only going to be allowed to play once he's nerfed. And then I don't really need him anymore.
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Khaldor is just as horrible at casting hots as sc2. Wrong on pretty much every call.
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>>145563227
lifesteal

focused attk

heal if you need more healing
follow through if you can slam pretty safe

wotb

spear or spell shield if shit like liming + kael

shield or imposing presence if lot of AA

ignore pain
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>>145563892
Not the same guy. That wasn't always the case. When she got released her poison was so horribly undertuned some heroes would still regen health despite being poisoned.

Also, she had shitty aa animations which made efficient stutterstepping with her near impossible. On a fucking aa hero nonetheless.
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>>145563892
When Lunara came out tons of people would go too deep with her and die over and over again. Plus everyone was all, 'No stuns, no escapes, and not burst! Worst character ever, do no pick.' But no, she's always been good, even before her health buff.
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>>145564146
>Also, she had shitty aa animations which made efficient stutterstepping with her near impossible.
I've never understood this? Do people watch animations for autoattack? Don't you just need to know your attack interval and timing?
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>>145563097
dude it's QM, what the fuck do you want, for them to unleash their medivh boner in ranked?
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>>145564048
>dissing our aryan overlord
~_~
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>play 3 warrior games
Who should I play them with?
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>>145564525
he's a narcissistic retard
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>>145564552
SONYA
or
JOHANNA
literally the peg duo
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>>145564552
SONYA
O
N
Y
A
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How is everyone's placement matches going? I am having pretty bad luck with teams.
Game 1 - Crushed them all game didn't lose a single fort,were pushed into their base with 2/3 keeps down both teams take bosses on cursed hallow, team ignores their guys and tries to focus their base and fail due to chain stun team they push with their boss and win.
Game 2 - Win but it doesnt count
Game 3 - Win game says i have 2 wins but only saying i have played 2 games
Game 4 - Dehaka feeds 19 deaths in 15 mins and we lose
Game 5 - Crushing the enemy not a single turn in on their side on pirates, team engages with 22 coins when we should be handing in, they all die and chests pop tracer rage quits and our kerrigan is feeding non stop we lose
Game 6- have the same kerrgian WHELP
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>>145564552
Artanis, he's super fucking fun with Medivh, and you'll more then likely get a Medivh.
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>>145565653
>Kerrigan feeding non-stop

What was her name? Because I have also had a Kerrigan that died at least 12 times in one of my placements.
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>>145565875
Isn't that what Kerrigan does? All Kerrigans do that. Some people just don't seem to understand how bad dieing in is Hots, especially later in the game.

I once had a Leoric tell me, "No, I have to die to get into ghost form." when I accused him of feeding.
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>>145565875
Murky
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>majority of games you have one chronic feeder that usually shit-talks the entire match and rarely contributing with objectives and teamfights
>meanwhile this hardly happens with the enemy
Totally not bias matchmaking, right.
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Are the mines not in the game anymore? What happened to them?
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>>145563097
looks like you're missing some key vg mates in your team m8
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>>145566461
They are broke and unliked so they took them out of rotation for repair (forever). Some characters don't work right in them. Also you can still custom game them.
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>Mfw first pick nova
We still won but ffs I Thought these scrubs were taking out of HL
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>>145539071
CUTE

How come there are not many cute nova images?
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This game really needed a hard reset. Without it, the new Season 1 ranking system is largely cosmetic. I'm done with this shit game.
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>choosing roflcopter as your nick
lmao
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>new patch
>season 1
>thread on page 8
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le diamond rank :^)
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>>145570534
Literal wow...
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>>145570534
What's your build?
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>>145570534
>that greymane
poor lad, i feel you
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>>145572925
I was thinking the same.
How can he even do that?
I'm bronze and if I die so much with grey at least I kill more than 5 people
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>>145572925
>>145574452
Grey-throw
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ded gaem?
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Memedivh feels indeed very underwhelming, I think the problem is he does a little bit of everything, damage, support, disrupts with polybomb, but excels at nothing. Really expected more from a literal legend, fuck you Blizz I want 15k back.
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Is hotslogs putting the unranked draft and hero league in the same category?
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>>145577062
looks that way, probably unintended
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Or people are playing. Know /vg/ plays regularly on the channel.
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Well I ended up in gold 3, but I'm shit and haven't played in a while so that was expected.
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>>145503242
i think sometimes i'm unaware of the salt i evoke in other people when i hearth-spam
i just think it's too fun to do
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>>145577062
What is the point of hotdogs now?
Hero builds?
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>>145578714
Really? There's plenty of games where people can spam ANYTHING. Why would this specifically trigger people?
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>still have to play with placement players
>i'm last pick

fucking kill me
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>>145579110
i think it's because it's pretty much the only way to taunt someone in this game, apart from maybe spinning on their corpse or s-walking
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Best 3 heroes for each role for the process of grinding up through ranked?
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>>145580881
Or the literal taunt animation or dancing.
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>>145578819
>What is the point of hotdogs now?
showcasing how dead the game is
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>sonya
>entire team on you
>cant be killed
i love this so damn much
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>>145581027
Team composition>counterpicking>map specialty=general default goodness of a hero

Ass:

Lots of options mage vs aa.
Safe ones include
Falstad
Raynor
Thrall
Ming and kt obv if you can get them

Warrior:
For main tanking
Etc
Anub
Jo
Mura
Diablo/stiches more dependent on followup
Sonya and arty are good bruisers so is arthas. Dehaka if not main tanking. Hard to go too wrong in this cat if you play them well.

Spec:
Xul
Zag
Sylv

Supp:
Reghar>The rest>Lili
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>>145581302
Those are much less visible
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YOU
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>>145582689
ARE
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>>145582757
NOT
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>>145582850
BENIS :DDDDDDD
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>>145582987
FUG :DDD
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Can someone tell me what Tyrael's use is? His damage is too low to be a bruiser and his health is too low to tank, his shield doesn't help enough. I've been in fights where people ignored me being in their face because my damage is so low.
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>>145583580
cc
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>>145583580
"yo nigga lets fuk dis 1 cracka up nigga we wuz angelz"
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>>145583580
You need to die as much as possible to use your trait efficiently.
:^)
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>>145580881
>not smashing yourself on opposite's team spawn while destroying their core
>not dancing after every kill
lmao?
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>>145583580
you have god tier initiate
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why isnt sonya considered a tank? is it because she has better uses?
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>>145583580
he is pretty good in a melee vs melee comp situation
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>>145585450
More damage, less cc
Just like leoric, except leoric doesn't do jackshit for damage anymore
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>8-2 placed diamond 3
Is this the highest possible placement rank? Anyways feels good.
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>>145585450
Good sustain and damage. Not great damage mitigation until late game. But most importantly almost no cc.

She's easier to focus down than most tanks and her sustain is dependent on her dealing damage. She works best when there's another warrior drawing fire and disrupting the frontline so she can chase down and whomp on the flanks. Alone she'll just get ccd and focused down.

A little known secret is that tons of tankiness comes from grabbing/stunning/slowing targets. They move away and their ream tries to peel/heal them because they become targets while ccd. This results in no one focusing on shooting the warrior. Sonya runs in and hits someone but her target will almost immediately walk away and everyone shoots her. Jo runs in unstunnable and pulls everyone in and slows them as the flee from aoe/focus from her backline. No one is shooting jo they're repositioning.
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>>145585787
They should let you disable healthbars on replays so we can get some nice screenshots going
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Am I the only one with awful HL games today ?
4-9, troll pick all around, leavers and ragers on top of flat out bad players
I was at 3k mmr before and it feels like QM 2000 desu
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>thread on reddit saying you can be flagged afk for playing medivh "correctly"
>said he was following around enemy player with coins just keeping vision on them
>several minutes
>playing medivh correctly

desu this is exactly what I figured people would do with him

>still waiting for somebody to suggest picking him to "lane" because muh specialist

>>145585450

Because the only way she can "tank" is by whirlwinding in the middle of the entire enemy team without getting CC'd. Even then it's risky because she doesn't get the tools that generally allow her to do this until 16 and 20.

>also she does sick amounts of sustain/burst
>lackluster cc/peel, doesn't even have a slow/snare
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>>145586709
>whirlwinding in the middle of the entire enemy team
yeah but a single stun is going to wreck that
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>Medivh has dust of appearance
Even if i still play w3 to this day, i'm glad they did referenced that item
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Should I buy the starter pack? Or do I throw in 6k gold to buy those shitty heroes, cept mura???
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>>145587686
nice grammatical skills friend.
reminder you need to be 18+ to post here
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>>145587858
What if I'm 18 in dog years?
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>>145587727
Just work on the gold over time, just do vs ai (10-15 mins average) if you get salty with the regular games while doing dailies. Let's you get a feel for heroes anyways without having to tryhard at the same time.
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>>145588087
Off-topic, but the concept of dog years have always annoyed me
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>start playing HL again
>it's still a bunch of ragers who leave after the first obj loss, or who bitch and moan that someone sniped their favorite hero

wow, a year later and this is somehow LESS worth doing
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>>145588087
*barks disapprovingly*
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>>145588691
Haven't had that happen so far in 6 placement matches. Ragers for sure though, and/or the feeder/nub types. No total giver-upers and hero whiners though, and been civil so far during draft.

That's my experience though, not really sure how its going for everyone else. Hate being the "IT DOESNT HAPPEN TO ME" guy.
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>placements
>utterly random bans
>get to play kael'thas
>they lock every conceivable counter
>still win

Huh.

>mfw there are already forum posts from people thinking mmr is still broken because they got placed in silver/gold
>people actually want a "hard" reset
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Holy fuck I had the best idea ever for an event in HotS.
>the Nexus lords try to get Sargeras in their realm
>they don't realize he is a fucking god
>he fucks them up and invades the Nexus
>he brings with him the generals of the burning legion (as playable heroes)
>new battleground: Mardum
>every map is slightly altered with fel fire and demons everywhere
>Sargeras is the announcer in every map
It's so good we have basically a 0% chance of it happening :D
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>>145586335
Ctrl+Shift+E and Ctrl+E
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>>145589341
As long as we get Mannoroth.
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>>145589341

>events

I've been holding out hope for a Naxxramas themed event, or something when they eventually release Kel'Thuzad.

>>145588691

>infernal shrines and somebody gets picked early
>check teammates and none of them backed prior to objective and are all low
>Xul, so I shove two other lanes in hard
>team bitching
>get both forts to half by the time enemy team gets objective
>tell 4 of them to hang back and defend it
>kill two enemy forts
>punisher takes one tower
>they're still upset I didn't come help defend
>one guy says he'll afk if Xul just doesn't care

Doot doot.
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>>145583580
you take tyrael because you want imposing will, holy ground and sanc
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>>145587727

>starter pack

It come with a little armored horse and a (as I recall) 7-day Stimpack that normally costs $4 by itself.

I'd suggest eventually snagging it after you've purchased the Heroes (Malfurion, Muradin and Raynor) prior, with gold. It'll cut down on the $, and when you know you'll have time to play (make most of the stimpak).

>slightly related for anybody interested
>cdkeys offering Heroes of the Storm Starter pack which includes two Zeratul's, a tiger mount, Zagara, Jaina, Sonya and Li-Li for around $7.04.
>pls no ban for advertising just thought some people might be of interest
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>>145589489
Mannoroth's special ability will be his corrupted blood. Attacking him gives a chance to turn the attacker insane and he then has a chance to attack former allies. There. A way to fuck over Illidans and Zeratuls.
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>placement game time
>multiple people not even rank 40
>first picking Tychus or Kerrigan
>rage quitting because people called them on their retardation
>people getting depressed and quitting when we're only down by a single level
>people last-picking heroes that get countered by nearly the entire enemy team

I wish this game came on a physical disc so I can frisbee it out the window. Going from high ranks back into the dregs is fucking horrible. Please Overwatch, keep working your magic and kill this game faster.
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So does anybodu know what the fuck is wrong with hotslogs as of recently? Like seriously what in the fuck is going on with the MMR lately? My shit has been just fucking dissafuckingpearing for no reason I was at 3k a few weeks ago and for some god damn reason I suddenly without any reason just lost 400 MMR it fucking vanished and then this fucking morning I lose another 200 MMR from fucking nowhere like what the fuck is going on today? Im at fucking 2400 now and I have no fucking clue as to why
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>>145590912

Yeah, it's like that in the actual depths. Just play Xul and delete waves all day.

>>145591967

New season just came out. Give it a week or two. Pretty sure they said MMR will be more flexible again for a while, or something.

>>145590698

I could sort of see an "Insanity" ability that causes a Hero to be able to attack allies, and be attacked. Imagine Kael'thas setting up a wombo-combo on both teams.
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>>145592131
What do you mean it'll be more flexible? Will I still be getting fucking 7 MMR Gain each win and Lose 15 for a shitty lost? Like what thE FUCK?
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>>145592303

>what do you mean more flexible

Your personal MMR will fluctuate more. You may win then get a +200, then lose for a -190.

Whereas normally you would go +20, then -19.

Idea is to help people reach their appropriate level as quickly as possible, I think, without having to spend 500 games.

>regardless people will still complain that they're "stuck" in silver, gold or platinum and how mmr is still busted
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Beach Boy Kael skin when?
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So I've just started playing a bit and I have to say, this Unranked Draft is a huge improvement over QM. People are actually communicating and discussing workable compositions.
Rather than just be stuck with a team of Nova, Tracer, Li Ming, Hammer and Zagara who never leaves the bottom lane.
All without the pressure of ranked play where too many people bitch about their MMR.
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>>145594108

Yeah, I think it's great. Still have people bitch about calls made by others, though. Just had a Stitches threaten to AFK. Unranked.

Ain't even kidding.

>got two kills and got their boss
>went to get ours and snagged third tribute
>pushed all the way to core easily killing chromie/medivh duo on the way there

Kids getting bent out of shape in Unranked and Quick Match, and just in general.
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>>145549095
According to the Heroes twitter account, Diamond 3 is the highest you can get placed after your placement matches.
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>>145560089
>>145560162
Mind you, that is a level 20 talent. Until that point rewind doesn't heal her at all.
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>>145563097
If there is a Medivh on both teams, then it is balanced.
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>tfw just had a qm against medivh chromie lichink azmo bw
shit was intensive
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Chromie x Brightwing best otp
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does medivh even do anything in this game

i had this state line at the end of the game and the medivh has 50k 50k and like 30k role
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>>145597007
forgot pick
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>>145591967
hotslogs is trying to match the mmr drop that blizzard did with the new season
who knows if its accurate or not
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>play with medivh
>lose because he does nothing except sheep ult when enemy team stacked
>play against
>win easily

well that was an easy prediction that nobody would be able to play him to any level of usefulness, at least not at this mmr
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>>145597725
>your memediv
>flies around all the time
>does nothing else
>their memediv
>portals portals portals
>protected

evry tiem
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ded
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>>145598918

>guys i'm providing vision look you can clearly see that they are level 13 and we are level 8 and turning in coins look come stop them
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what music pairs well with your favorite hero to play? Eurobeat + Artanis is fun as fuck
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I'll just leave this here
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>>145598918
Yeah. yesterday a medivh placed the portal and protected me just in time to chase 2 enemies who were escaping with almost no health
He only did that once in the whole match so we lose
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>>145595740
they're both girls...
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>>145599040
gaem
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>>145599435

Anything slightly spooky on Xul, anything subtle on Zeratul.

Having just the right music for the Hero I'm playing really makes it super comfy.

>Mists of Pandaria soundtrack softly playing in the background as I bring the pandemonium
>>
>had 4000 games played
>literally 90% AFK training
>400 hl/qm
>they're finally gone

praise be
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>>145599667
Blocking names, no one cares if you suck or not be based.
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>>145601192
they're still there anon
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>>145602498
i erased names in the past, i feel so silly about it now
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I played one game against "elite" AI and this game seemed ridiculously easy. Do I seriously have to grind those bots for hours to actually play with people?
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>>145603261
i thought quick match didnt have a requirement
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>>145603261

No, I'm pretty sure you can just queue right up for at least Quick Match, against other players. Not sure if Unranked has a Hero requirement. Perhaps just 14 available Heroes, and there are always 10 on free rotation?

>seems easy

Because it is, especially if you're just starting off. Relative to League/Dota, anyways.

Just go to Hotslogs and look up the highest popularity/winrate builds at Diamond/Master, then branch off on your own as you learn the Hero.

>>145599667

>taking the time to block names
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>>145496898

>Blue - LoL
>Orange - Overwatch
>Grey - Sudden Attack
>Yellow - FIFA

>i-is going to crash and burn!
>t-the next Evolve!

Just fucking one percent below LoL. What went to right there and wrong here on HotS?

Feelsbadman.
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>>145604049

I don't imagine the year of beta helped, and didn't they actually put massive effort into promoting Overwatch?

Like, I went to see Star Wars and it had two Overwatch trailers. Star Wars.

>all my friends went to play Overwatch
>they've all since quit saying it's too frustrating having bad teammates and not being able to do anything as an individual

'Dunno, though. I tried it out during a stress test and it just reminded me of TF2, which I really enjoyed, just with a more diverse group of playable heroes.

Didn't buy it, probably won't. Perhaps when it eventually goes on 50% off sale, or something.
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>>145566030
TRAIT VALUE
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>>145563097
>silenced shitter
i bet your blood boiled because you couldnt call him a faggot

get rekt and stay in qm nigger
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>>145599667
>vs ai
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The last time I played was around D3 Monk's release. How different is it?
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>>145603261
it's easy to not lose but try a few more with human teammates before you go and blow up your quick match MMR. it should be even easier unless you get multiple new or really terrible people. use pings and learn what every character can do. try to pick up on how to end games as quickly as possible on each map.

>>145607660
same game with different balance, new characters, couple new maps, haunted mines removed
only big changes would have been the HL bans and scaling changes that make level leads less significant.
>>
What happened to this game? Every single match has been a one-sided stomp, even winning isn't fun because the other team just falls over.
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Does anyone have the leaked hero list? Having just finished WC3 I would love to have a look whilst knowing who they are.
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>>145604049
>>145604385
it just goes to show

make a game where there is good porn and it will be super popular
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>>145499384
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>Medivh picked alongside a Support and Artanis
>9 kills in the entire 29 minute game

zzz
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>>145614737
P R O T E C T E D
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>>145615003
Haha you thought you were going to kill me but I actually teleported back into my base with my global-range portals I bet you feel silly now huh?
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>>145615392

>20% winrate
>they're only going to buff his stupid, annoying ass
>>
>already threads about people saying they went 7-3 in placements and got put in silver/bronze
>their friend that was rank 1 in preseason but that they always "kept up with", or "held their own" when playing with went 5-5 and got placed into high platinum or diamond

huehue it was only a matter of time
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>play zeratul in unranked
>enemy team picks jaina
>"master" skin
>kill her 18 times
>still lose because everybody is too scared to take towers let alone a fort when 3-4 people are dead
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>>145589653
>Kel'thuzad
not even on the list
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>>145617061
Are you pinging things like a madman? Because that's what you have to do with those kind of people.
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>>145549095
Gold 1

I'm fucking mad because five of those fucking placement games were fuckign clowns throwing the fucking games. 8 death kerrigan. 7 death first pick chen who kept diving a stun team. feeders fucking everywhere. fucking fuck. god damn.
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>>145618510
>excessive pings in every game
I don't even see the pings anymore, my minimap is glowing brighter than the sun 50% of the time because everyone thinks that more pings equals more attention
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>>145618510

Yeah, the only one that was listening was our support, everybody else followed Sonya over to do camps.

>this is on Tomb, mind you

>>145618545

Diamond placements were no different for me, friend. Had a first pick Kerrigan, even.
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>>145618946

>wipe enemy team
>everything but Li-Li is dead for 50 seconds
>capture tribute and get curse
>guy pings boss
>everybody else pings boss
>ping retreat and say we need to get a keep off this
>by the time we get boss the curse is about to expire
>enemy team respawns and kills the boss that did literally zero structure damage
>we managed to get a single fort off the curse
>results in Illidan staying too long and dying

#justsupportthings
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>>145619447
Taking a boss AFTER getting the curse is almost always stupid.
>>
Medivh 23% winrate lel
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>>145619629
And yet, always what your team wants to do.
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>>145619629
>>145619869

Mhm. Wiped the enemy team just as tribute spawned in a scuffle over a boss invade, told them to not capture it until after we killed the boss (it leashed)

>li-li bounces over and says she got it
>triggers curse


That, or the guy who'll capture the Bruiser/Shaman camp on the Diablo map just to have it die in lane.

>nothing happening
>everybody does mercs
>they walk into lane and die
>objective starts
>these people complain about anything their teammates are doing

>>145619784

Yep. Saw it from a mile away that he would be useless in uncoordinated play.
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>>145611417
there are so many people who haven't played in months hardly anyone would have noticed a full mmr reset. it's going to be bad for a while.
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>>145620321
MERCS!
Always fucking mercs.
Why take mercs and then have them die before they reach a tower?
I've won many games without ANY mercs.
Mercs don't win games unless you get them right BEFORE an objtive and they get left alone.
Instead my teams get them AFTER an objective and then abandon the lane to get cleaned up.
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>have li-ming, valla
>anub tank malf heals
>last pick is jaina
>they have thrall, stitches, tyrande, tass and falstad
why are people so retarded?
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1-3 skeleton man
4-6 jaina
7-9 lunara
0 uninstall
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>>145623119
ha ha ha ha
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>>145623165
lunara is decent, you double bronze
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>>145623274
What are you getting uppity about? I'm quoting her jump over people skill.
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>>145623274
>doesn't recognize Lunara's iconic Leaping Strike laugh
>>
>a person in your game left
>we wont put you in front of the queue
>we will just kick you out to the menu
>so you have to press the button again
>thanks for playing
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>>145622352
>complaining about jaina with anub
good question

>>145623119
off by one
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>>145623119
>medivh on enemy team
>nova on enemy team
>they are both bad
>entire enemy team struggling to win team fights
>medivh stays bird almost the entire game
>misplaces portals in team fights
>enemy jaina that was about to escape to safety accidentally uses the teleporter taking her back to us
>highest hero damage as her as usual
too easy
>>
>play HL placement matches
>yesterday's games were great
>today's games were awful
Ended placing in gold 5
Got a long way to go to earn that epic stegosaurus mount
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>Random guy starts springing and calling everyone a noob even while he is not doing well at all

Guess the hero he was playing as
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>>145626673
Kael'thas
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>>145624641
yeah I'll complain about a super squishy team that can't stay alive because someone picked a useless jaina
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>>145627301
Are you rage anon?
>>
Is KT really the #1 hero? Everytime I see him played they do poorly. The MOST an enemy KT has done to me is burst me down from 100% to ~15% in a second. Not saying he's shit but he feels very overrated.
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>>145628767
Yeah he's by far the #1 hero
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>>145628767
>stand behind team
>win the game

yes
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>>145628767
He can burst most assassins for all their health in his combo after 16, even one shots thrall.
>>
>>145628838
I feel like if they made his firebomb a skillshot that sticks to the first enemy it touches would fix this at least a little
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>>145628767
Literally 100% pick rate since his inception, and 100% pick/ban rate in tourneys, and now 100% pick/ban in drafts.
>>
Even with the occasional asshole unranked draft has been pretty fun
>>
>>145629009
>>145628949
>>145628878
>>145628838
Tempted to play him myself (he's only 6 for me and I got that long long ago) What's the typical tree and "combo" you slap people with? I remember much preferring Pyroblast most of the time too.
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>>145626673
Illidong
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>>145629139
just use google
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Irregular reminder that you should pick Tychus if you want free MMR.
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>>145628767

>he has only ever done 85% of my health in under a second without using heroics
>feels overrated

is this bait

>>145629139

>pyroblast most of the time

>bait confirmed

>>145629730

Can confirm, just won nine unranked drafts in a row playing only Tychus. Four of the four HL I played him in, also.

>saw him picked in every korean stream, even often first picked

They're pretty good, honestly.
>>
>Decide to get the placement matches over with because I've got a day off work
>Keep getting paired with wood league players
>Consistently top stats in all categories regardless of role, but lose constantly because teammates play like they were raised to believe in Potato Claus instead of Santa
>7 losses, 3 wins
>Prepared to have to claw my way out of MMR Hell
>YOU'VE BEEN RANKED...
>Platinum 1!

... well then.
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>>145629694
Correct
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>>145630337
placements are a meme
you could lose all 10 and probably still around the same mmr as you had before the squish
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>>145630238
>I've never used pyroblast please rape my face
Here's your free (you)
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>>145630238
How to play Tychus properly?
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>Chromie 43.2%
>Medivh 23.3%

T O P
O
P
K E K
E
K
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>>145632116
>bronzies

top lel
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why does the lost vikings have the highest w/r
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>>145632116
So how will Gul'dan do? High chances he is another assassin, so will he be OP?
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>>145632554
because they're OP as shit if the guy playing them knows what he's doing
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>>145632554
Generally shitters stay away from them because they're too hard to play for the casual, so only the good players use them.
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>>145632621
Gul'dan:

Hand of Gul'dan
Chaotic energy
Rain of fire
Drain life
Life tap
Fear
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>>145632714
ive never played the character

what makes him so good
>>
>>145632714
It's not up to the guy playing them. It's up to his team to capitalize on the very easily-lost advantage they provide.

TLV can only "carry" games when his team isn't too retarded to utilize the advantages he provides. They can't do a single thing to carry shitters.
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>>145632854
they can soak all 3 lanes at once and are super hard to kill for their health totals, meaning their team will always have a significant level advantage if he plays right
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>>145631084

You're joking, right? Nobody takes that thing for a reason.

D your E, drop a Q under them while simultaneously applying W; auto a few times as the Q detonates. This used to, and probably still kills most non-tanks/bruisers.

>>145632554

Because they're busted on certain maps if the person piloting them knows what they're doing, especially if the team drafts around them accordingly

>>145632828

Yeah, this. It's quite obvious if you're doing poorly, unlike Abathur, and apparently Medivh.

>>145632854

The ability to be everywhere at once, sort of. Capable of soaking multiple lanes, driving the Garden Terror or Dragon Knight (while also soaking), capturing/escorting mercenaries at appropriate times, snagging alters while a team fight rages, etc.
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i have 10k

should i get
sonya master
uther master
or unlock the sc2 medic
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>>145633876
Save until you want to play a hero you don't own yet and then just impulse buy on the spot

I got 60k saved up thanks to that
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>>145634078
This. I have 50k at the moment, all of the heroes I ever wanted and a few I didn't. But if I suddenly get an urge to play Morales somehow, then I can buy her on the spot. Or if the next hero turns out to be a MUST BUY on the first day. But I think I haven't had less thatn 30k at any moment since Johanna/offficial game release.
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>>145634078
>>145636589

Agreed, this is exactly what I've been doing.
>>145633876

If you can't decide for yourself then I'd suggest just waiting.
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>>145632861
>I pick TLV on garden
>my team tries to do LE EBIN GANK XD the whole time while the terrors are still alive
>tell them multiple times to stack as 4 and go get the terror, ignored
F M L
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>>145637854
>playing vikings below 3k mmr
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>draft 3 specialists and stitches on bhb
>win without losing a single fort

Well that went well, I guess.
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>>145639027

>anub'arak deaths

did he not burrow the xul root or just get hooked back when he burrowed away
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>>145639304
He burrowed in way ahead of his team like every time. But hey, apparently we weren't favored so whatever.
>>
Has anyone tried a new smurf account with the new season? How does HL work?
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>>145640951

What do you mean, exactly?

One of my vulture accounts may have the necessary 14 Heroes in addition to not having been played in QM/HL prior (100% clean slate, fresh mmr, whatever), so I may be able to test something out tomorrow.
>>
If I played a couple placement matches in HL during preseason but never finished all my placement matches, will my mmr now be based on where I was in placements in preseason or on my quick match mmr?
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>>145641059
This is what I mean.

>To make the matchmaking experience as smooth as possible with the introduction of new game modes and ranked systems in Season One, Unranked Draft Mode and Hero League will use a player’s Quick Match MMR as a guideline for players first entering these queues.

If QM MMR is the basis of initial placements for a brand new account, then should I just grind 3k MMR in QM? It seems a bit weird if that's the case.
>>
Why are pro teams quiting hots?
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>>145641279

Hm, not sure. Might see about that other, untouched vulture account tomorrow, if it even is untouched.

Decided to do placements on one of my vulture accounts that was listed to have a 2600 or so QM MMR during preseason with about 40-50 games played.

>6-4
>Platinum 1, 250 extra points, or something.

>>145641512

I don't see why anybody took it seriously to begin with, honestly.
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>>145641512
The prize pools are garbage for the amount of team drama and stress matches can cause, because if one person makes a mistake 17 minutes in the game is over.

Not a lot of room for individual player recognition like "X the amazing Y carry who pulled his team back from the brink." Every "sick play" is chainstun someone until they die and now you win the teamfight with player advantage.
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>>145641512
There probably isn't enough money in it. Don't see a lot of tournaments outside of Blizzard sponsored stuff. The game is unpopular so other tournaments can't make much money off of stream viewership.
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4 loses 1 win.
according to people here the placement means jack shit right?
i was rank 1 before that and get matched with diamond players in all of my placement games,im good to go right..?
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>>145642530

Yeah, something like that. Going 2-8 isn't going to drop you into Silver, or anything.


>check forums
>people complaining they're already stuck back in bronze, silver or gold, just like in preseason, and that matchmaking still gives them bad teammates
>some guy went 9-1 in placements and got gold
>said friend of his went 3-7 and got diamond

So, I imagine MMR prior factors in heavily.
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>>145607196
less than 5 minute loss vs ai?
I don't think that's possible
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>tfw no deer protector of the forest/daughter of cenarius gf
._.
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>>145643938

>Lunara's prices have been reduced to $8.49 USD and 7,000 Gold.
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>>145643938
>>
>three Heroes of the Storm "Grand Master" players
>26 played
>24 won
>26 games
>grandmaster

I was always sort of curious as to how the people on leaderboard managed to win 70-75% of their games, then checked Hotdogs to see some of them queued with another player for 375 of their 415 games, and somebody else for another 20.

>real ranked finally here
>it isn't solo queue

Oh well.
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How goes the climb, lads?
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>>145632850
Q - Hand of Gul'dan: Gul'dan chops his hand off with a knife and throws it to an enemy, can be cast up to two times per game.
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>>145644649
>tfw own 10 heroes
>my QM mmr is in the shitter since when I began playing I never even touched a moba.
._.
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>>145644649
I was on my promotion to diamond 2 then I lost a bunch all the way to my demotion match, then won a few to about 700 points in, then lost to almost another demotion match then won a game and stopped.
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>>145644649
>thisisgaya and weeddubs playing together
like pottery
>>
>tfw murky on your team actuallly try to avoid dying as much as he can
>tfw even tho he tries, his retarded egg positioning gets him normal death timers at least 4 times in the match

Please kill me.
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"One clan, the Bleeding Hollow, finds truth in the surety of their deaths. They are lead by an orc named ________."
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>>145649410
shitrogg the super mega faggot kys
>>
Do you think that since the absolute madmen at Blizzard teased Gul'dan in the trailer for Medivh we'll get an in development video this week instead of the next one?
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>>145644649
I bought Chen after his free week because I thought it was pretty funny being an annoying sack of lard and alcohol and bodyblock enemy teams.

I kinda feel that this lvl 7 talent, brewmaster's balance is the fine point of his play, putting brew at the level you need for a specific bonus. Am I right? How do you guys use that talent?

Also, I kind of suck at sticking to a target even though Chen should have the tools for it. What's the correct play to be able to be maximum in your face annoying?
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Sonya skin when?
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>>145649931
Yes, BB is easily Chen's best talent and a lot of the finer points of playing him well revolve around using it well.

Chen excels at sticking to targets. I could sit here and list all of the different chasing situations and what to do in all of them, but that would take fucking forever and no one wants to read that. Essentially, how you chase a target depends on your current level, how much brew you currently have, and whether or not you have teammates that can follow up with you. A basic chasing combo is Q > body block > W when they're about to get out of it > E (if you can spare the brew) > chase with BB speed and autos until Q is up > repeat. If you have low brew or teammates nearby to help, don't bother using E and just focus on body blocking and slowing them so you can chase for as long as possible without having to drink.

Stutter stepping is also really important while chasing. It's the majority of your DPS if done right, and allows you to kill targets while low on brew.
>>
TELL ME ABOUT MEDIVH, /HOTSG/
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>>145650374

Thanks for the tips friend. I'll try to make your advice work. What's your take on ult picks? I've been rolling with the barrel (badum-tshh) but I'd like to know general pointers when a given ult is a better pick

>no one wants to read that

Actually, you got me as an audience, if you're inclined to theorycraft. Though it seems you'd really be writing a full on essay.
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>>145650984
If they have great burst, you'd better learn to clutch cast the triple panda ult. It saves lives and gives your team 2 additional bodies to bodyblock with.

>not that anon though
>>
>>145649931
>>145650374
>BB is chen's best talent
Pressure point is one of the best crowd control abilities in the game

Its basically a targeted root with an automatic bodyblock
>>
What does hotsg think of the mine/locust build (most popular on hotdogs)? I still personally favour the Symbiote build.
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>>145650568
He's literally worse than tass

Absolutley no damage, absolutley no waveclear, only thing he's useful for is giving a teamwide escape with his portals and his somewhat helpful protection ability, ultis aren't that great, they practically feel like basic abilities

He will do less damage than your tank and a sneeze of healing. Literally tassadar but significantly more useless.
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>>145650984
SEF is easier to use, but barrel is generally better in high mmr games. I'd definitely recommend SEF to start, though. You can pretty much just jump into 4 people and press R to live. It's great in uncoordinated games like QM. The enemy tends to waste a lot of cooldowns and damage on the spirits. When chasing with SEF, remember to press W then Q to essentially double the distance of triple attack. Just remember to play around interrupts, since you can get stunned out of SEF.

Barrel is best used to create picks by barreling immobile squishies into your team while barreling their healer away at the same time. This is the main reason barrel gets picked so much in high mmr.

On second thought, I probably shouldn't just list specific situations and what to do in them (eg if you Q in with 60 brew on a target with X amount of health and your cooldowns are at Y, do Z) like I proposed. That sort of stuff is typically really unhelpful for newer players in practice. Maybe I'll write an extensive guide one of these days, but I'd have to take the time to word shit right.

>>145651487
Yeah, pressure point is really fucking good as well. I wouldn't ever give up either of them. I just tend to lean towards BB being better because you have it for more of the game and the regen from it (combined with the other regen talents) lets you be a constant threat on the field. You almost never have to B for health past 7.
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>>145650568
Maybe 3 hours after his release, I stopped getting 2 Medivhs per match. 3 lousy fucking hours.

I remember double Sylvanas until sunday after her release. And that infamous chink cunt for two weeks straight. I'm exaggerating with chink chong but it sure as hell felt that way.
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Who /creep/ here?
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>>145651823
Alright, thanks. Last question, 1 and 4 talents. grounding brew + swift reflexes or regen master + amp heal?
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>>145651487
>>145651823
>Pressure Point is on the same talent tier as Wewmasters Balance

lvl 7 and lvl 16 respectively. they don't conflict.
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>>145652083
>grounding brew + swift reflexes or regen master + amp heal?

Depends on the game. Grounding brew is good against high ability damage + low interrupts (eg Li Ming or Jaina with low enemy interrupts). Swift reflexes is good against lots of aa damage (eg Thrall, raynor). Don't pick swift reflexes into stuff like tychus or tracer. They'll just shred that shit. Regen and amp heal in all other cases. If you're doing QM and don't have a healer, you can go swift reflexes anyway, but I still like amp heal because it gives you crazy regen. I can skirmish for days and come back for more in 10 seconds because you get 100+ health per second with all your regen talents.

>>145652363
???

I don't think either of us were implying they weren't. We were just disagreeing with which does more for Chen in a single given game.
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>>145651823
>>145652363
Yeah i know im just saying Pressure Point tends to be the one that I get super amped about finally being able to use. I know you can still just pick them both but pressure point makes me feel like an unstoppable unkillable CC machine.

I just figured we were on the topic of what Chen talent makes our kielbasas feel the most tingly, for me its pressure point moreso than BB
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Memedivh and Chromie duo queue in my team.

gg nore, should I just leave?
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>>145651823
>>145652563
But yeah that is a good point that amplified healing has synergy with Brewmaster's Balance, strong as all hell
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>>145650568
WHY DOES HE PLACE THE PORTALS
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Plat 3 after 6 wins and 4 losses


What was everyone placing at after promos?
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>>145643413
So... What's the point of this 'reset' ? Might as well just place you into the same rank you had without 10 useless matches
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>>145632621
He's going to be a long range, high damage, burst assassin with low health and high mobility
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medivh symmetra skin when?

TELEPORTER ONLINE :DDDDDD
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>>145652713
i just did my 20 placements this weekend and got r6

realistically, because this `soft reset` is worth shit, where would i land now
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>>145652851
I was rank 1 when the reset happens, so you could be placed anywhere. Most likely it will be gold though or low plat.

If my math is right I'd have had to win 8-2 games to get diamond.
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>>145652851
bronze
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What is the personal rank adjustment for? Friend has gotten minus every time while I keep getting positive +15
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>>145654142
Is he queuing with someone that is in a lower bracket?
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>>145654250
We've both just been solo queueing when we get this.
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>>145654142
I think if you get +points it means the matchmaker underestimated you and trying to adjust for your preseason MMR
For your friend it seems like he had amazing placement matches and the system is trying to slow is progression a bit
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>diamond 1 is the new mmr hell.
Cant wait for streamers bitching on reddit like last time.
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>>145632032
get damage reduction on E, increased minigun, relentless if up against stuns; otherwise quarterback, lazer ult and healing on mingun
that's the core
I like grenade dmg on 16, but increased dmg on overkill is good too and even the slow can be viable. 20 is pretty flexible, depending on what kind of game it is and how it goes all three choices are good but I think sizzlin attacks should be the default choice

in teamfights just dont be an idiot, you are squishy even with dmg reduction. the key element to tychus for me was really understanding just how much fucking dmg you do and how fucking tanky you are after 13. heroes that are often touted to be unbeatable 1v1 like thrall or sonya or zag - you can easily beat them, in no small part because heroes tend to think they're unbeatable as well and actually try to fight you as you melt them with yoiur trait. after 13 you can even tank most of these. thrall root or sonya stun? who gives a shit, just stand still and heal up while you kill them

also tychus is extra good on maps with player-controlled summoned objectives (terror, DK) because your trait works against the objective which is awesome because for one you fucking melt them, but also because terror especially tends to not care about taking damage, meaning you can stack up your trait with the 4 talent really well
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>thrall goes earthquake
>Says he knows what hes doing
>lose

Why would anyone ever take that ult that literally does nothing?
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>>145657557
its great vs dive-comps bronzie
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>>145657557
Chain lighning build is now considered the best one, right? As opposed to windfury build?
What's a standard build for him if I may ask?
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How would rate the healers from 1 to 10?
tbqh I think BW is 10/10, since she's the cutest and morales+lili are 1/10. The first for being a spic that looks like she has downs, the second because she's furshit.
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> low platinum on hotslog
> ranked silver 1

I died a little inside
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>>145658369
>diamon 4 on ptr
>gold 4 on main
._.
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>>145658305
>hates lili
>likes bw
>no mention of Tyrande
Fuck off m8
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>>145658527
>not liking bw
>liking used goods tyroneande
LMAO
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why is morales banned so often?

ive never seen her banned in my games
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i'm on 2-5. can't get off this crashing train now.
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>>145659017
"ban morales" is THE bronze signal

>arrr mateys' map
>enemy team ha 2 mages and johanna
>"ban morales"

it is the greates meme ever
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>>145659096
ok, i lost all faith. retards everywhere. i'm just trolling now.
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>win one game go to promos
>lose promo
>win one game go to promos
3 times in a row now, fuck winning two in a row, this system can suck a dick.
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>>145599435
I usually play the Terran theme with jimmy.

When I play jo some loud church choir chorus or like duel of the fates.
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>>145603261
No I had never played mobas and went straight into qm and did fine. Playing a moba with ais gets old really fast.

As soon as you have access to 14 heroes counting freerotation you can play unranked. The only thing that has a level requirement is ranked and you don't want to jump into that after just ai anyway.
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>>145604049
Are you really comparing a game that has been out for a few weeks to games that have been out for years? I'm not saying casual watch will fail as hard as evolve because there's nothing that wrong with it but it's still the flavor of the month. Check ledditjunk and fb and whatever and all you see is overwatch. It's accessible and reasonably fun but players will drop off when the next big game comes out. I doubt it will have as much sticking power as tf2 but we'll see. Even dark souls 3 took longer than this to start declining in players.
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are these ppl "pro" players or why is this guy throwing a tantrum
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>>145658305
Like rate them on their actual gameplay? Or are you just talking about which animal you would fug?
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>>145620983
Or like instead of just letting siege mercs die in 2 secs walk in with them to quickly burst a wall or tower. They allow you to burst or be more careful with a push. They're useless alone.

The only reason to take mercs just because is if they're your opponents side mercs to deny them their push.
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>>145599775
And that makes it less awesome?
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>>145662556
I don't recognize the people he says are pro players, but I know Zarmony plays for some team in EU.
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>>145628767
He is anon. But somebody who rarely plays him may still be bad. The problem is people feel obligated to play him because he's so powerful so there are bad/forced kt players.
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>>145620983
That can be useful if you are at a slight disadvantage and you want to deny the enemy their merc camp to stop them from taking it right before the objective. The mercs do nothing, but if you get them fast as a team when you have the chance, the enemy doesn't have them to use against you.
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>>145649970
bump to question, fags
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>>145641512
The "pro" scene was just trumped up by blizzard anyway. It didn't grow organically. There isn't much money or viewership in it compared to other big games. Pro scenes often revolve around big tournaments anyway and are basically separate from most of the playerbase anyway. I've always preferred fan leagues anyway. Often the players as good and better.
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>>145649410
KILROOOOOOOOOOOOGG
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>>145662556
he lost to them 2 hours before and it's pretty bullshit to give the first 2 picks and the ban to a duo besides that. not as bad as old the groups of 4 railroading one lone guy but it's bad everyone but them in the game. they get the game they want to a large extent while your team gets to pull something out of their ass in minutes.
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>>145532973
the enemy team had seiqooq of course you won. That guy is an ass
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>>145658305
Bw is the most annoying voice other than gnomie.
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>>145662556
unnstable, zwhydra, zarmony are pro players. the rest of the red team i cant see
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Nundra
orange
Deady
Eyeless
Rayzen
Nmexemberz
Eldarc
Dissolution
Mpb
NooK
Onasaurus
Cis
Proheal
Bloodonmoon
dApS
MilkyMan
Okastarry
Redd
Thomboy
Reyv4Te1L
Titas
Snide
PeterPan
Ber
PeterPawn
MMI
Hartmann
Saul
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these pros cannot handle my siege engine
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>All the panda tips happened while I was sleeping

Well, at least I read through them and should take them into consideration.

My only question is why do you guys say that SEF is better for beginners? I don't know what to do with that one, the barrel seems more obvious to me
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>>145668485
I'm still here if you have any questions. I say SEF is easier because it's more straightforward. It acts as a nice "oh shit" button for when the enemy team starts to focus you. It also makes chasing down kills easier than barrel does. Barrel has the potential to do more, but you also need to be aware of just how to use it. Also, getting the perfect barrel can be tricky without accidentally knocking your target sideways or something.
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How the FUCK am I supposed to win placement games?

>cursed hollow
>captain banned abathur and the dipshit aba got buttmad and picked murky,
>kael keeps dying nonstop because he can't stop getting baited by etc
>lili is fucking useless and shittalks whole game
>nova is crying about lags
>lili wants to take boss just after enemy takes theirs, im defending against a bruiser camp mid because murky wont
>keep asking them to help defend bot
>they all die at boss camp and enemy takes it
> li li: "ENJOY BRONZE LEAGUE SUCKERS"
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haven't touched qm since the patch. are queues now 15 minutes long?
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hopefully these fags remove my 4 month silence so i can play ranked
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>>145671182
Nope still ~2min and the same braindead plebs playing.
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>>145671182
>I, for example, would have drastically changed my behavior in-game, only if I had known that I could get banned from Hero League in the future.
eat shit.
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>>145671182
wew lad im on that list

im just played a hl match my man, how does that make you feel?
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>>145671350
Upvoted. Have some Reddit gold.
>>145671529
if you are truthful, i dont rlly care, i just wanna get unsilenced. although if i had the chance, i would have killed brutally everyone from the list, along with their families. i wouldnt even listen to what they have to say.
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>>145671182
>I was never warned that silenced players wouldn't be able to play HL

Except they did warn you, like months ago before chromie was even put in. Like all the people that went to the heroes summit were talking about it and they even mentioned in in the ranked play revamp announcement.
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>>145671757
ye and my silence is 4 months, do math. and there r ppl with 6 month long silences. if they wanna implement such shit, then do it in the very beginning when u launch the game.

its more of a threat than a warning
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>>145671712
>being a snitch will get me unsilenced guys
If its so terrible use the in game report feature instead of spewing names everywhere
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>haven't played tychus in over 6 months
>decide to try him again
>fucking melt people like it's nothing
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>>145671346
Whoops, just realised. >>145671086
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>>145672013
did i get silenced because of snitches?
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>>145673040
>melt people
>people
>in a ai game
AHAHAHAHAHHA
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FUCKING STOP SUICIDE JUMPING YOU FUCKING ARTANIS AND ZERATUL FAGS MY PLACEMENT CANT GO ANY LOWER
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>>145662941
can't they be rated both by their gameplay AND cutenes?

>>145666698
fuck you!!!
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>>145673654

>artanis blade dashes to finish somebody off
>somebody on the other team stuns him
>he dies
>this happens multiple times

probably the best feeling to see a muradin stunbolt his stupid squid face after he dashes over the gate at level 2

>>145672013

how do you even get silenced I've been passively-aggressively and openly verbally abusive and haven't gottne so much as a warning

>>145673040

Yeah, Tychus is great. Melts both squishies and tanks.

>>145671182

>I didn't realize I'd be punished when I received punishment
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diamond 3 is the new elohell

the difference between good and bad diamond 3 players is fucking huge
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>>145674493
That's where all the rank 1 people land in which is like 50% of the player base
>>
MILLIONS OF ACTIVE PLAYERS!
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I'm sitting on around 12k. I'm thinking of getting Kael. Should I, even though I'll never get to play him in a draft?
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>>145675223
no
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>>145675617
Why not?
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>>145675223

Nah. On the off chance (I've gotten to play him literally 5 times in about 250 matches now) you get him, they'll just snag Greymane, Muradin, Chen, Anub'arak, making your life (unless you play him frequently) a little stressful.

He isn't worth it right now considering his actual 99% ban rate, or at least I don't think so.
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>>145675784
Because anon told you to.
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Medivh is pretty fun
>saving teammates with portals
>shielding
>fuck you raven mode
>poking
>polymorphing
>timing invisibility just right
You don't really need coordination as much as a non retarded teammate who can see and use your portals. Though with so many bad Medivhs I wouldn't be surprised if people just don't trust you.

>tfw like Lunara baddies will call him shit and he will get a buff
Can't wait.
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>>145671182
>argumentation for removing silenced players from hl is that they cannot communicate through chat anymore
>i disabled chat, now let me back into hl
how retarded are you?
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>>145676013

I actually just had a match the other day where almost all the opposing Medivh did was hunt our Abathur, which was pretty hilarious.

>fly into bottom fort on sky temple
>land in the bush
>fry slug
>repeat

Eventually Abathur caught on and kept an eye out and we won, but it was still pretty funny.
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>people complaining on reddit that if you go on a loss streak after/during placement it tanks your mmr

literally what do people want and expect
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>>145676529
How does a Medivh kill an Abathur between turrets?
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>>145677101

Shields himself then teleports out with his gateway. Only ever saw him finish an Aba this way, and don't know if he'll be able to kill him outright early game before towers/fort kill him, though.
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Is Sylvanas the hardest hero to play? Because I suck with her.
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>all those portraits you will never get
being a completionist is suffering
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>>145678402

Her positioning is really easy to fuck up, but she's far from the hardest to play.
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>>145678402
TLK are the hardest to play
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>>145678402

No, she isn't. If they were to give her some sort of baseline Follow-through to encourage the weaving of Q between basic attacks she may at least require something, because right now it's all just positioning, but she has an escape, so it isn't exactly like Kael'thas here.

>Throw W in general direction of enemy team, it'll spread around and do a lot of (often) pointless poke/rot damage.

>Hold down Q at all times because that's what all Sylvanas players do.

>E for extra damage because people in the bronze are actually incapable of realizing they can punish you for it

Oh, and don't split-push things down unless you know that you'll be safe. Vision on four people clearing a wave top lane and they don't have Falstad/Dehaka? Probably safe to grab a tower and clear another wave.

Just won a team fight? Grab a fort or two.
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>team picks jaina
>lose

It's just inevitable
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if they added both grom and garrosh as heroe s to this game, would they both be with gorehowl? or would 1 of them dual wield axes?
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>ban Kael'thas because enemy team has first pick
>guy dodges saying I should've banned ming because she's auto-win
>check
>silver
>mutes me and continues to whisper me
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are you guys ready for some MAJOR hots hero and map spoilers? lets begin

there will be warden. it wnt be maiev, in fact, it will be some nno name like lunara

there will be a labyrinth map. teams race for an objective in a maze that changes itself with time, heroes with best mobility will be huge here

there will be a map dedicated to sylvanas unfortunately, YUCK. dont remember iwhat theme it would be, could be undercity, dark forest or some sea map

there will be forsaken pirate hero...........


SOURCE: i dreamed this today in my sleep... dont remember 2 other heroes......
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>>145680402
>enemy picks jaina
>we win
can confirm
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>Jaina is bad meme
fuck you!!! she's good and pure and cute and FUN!!!!
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can i stop playing with literally braindead fucking niggers?

how the FUCK do i have top damage in both AS A FUCKING TANK

Jesus fucking Christ, why is every single nova fucking trash?
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>ranked play still allows for duo-queues

okay
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>>145684281
The fact that you're silenced says a lot.
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4 wins 5 losses so far
How fucked am I lads?
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>>145688287
yeah, says alot about how big of jews and SJWs blizzard is.
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>>145684281
this self-masturbatory screenshot amuses me desu, keep up the good work
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why did they gut slyvanas?
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>congratulatory threads on reddit about people going 19-4 and placing grand master first in their region

this physically pains me
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>>145690283
>reddit
Did anything come out of that leak snitching?
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>>145690410

Updoots and articles written on the websites actually dedicated to this game, I imagine.
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>>145690410
goddamn, i have a whatsapp group with several rl friends (all into vidya) and someone sent a list of the upcoming heroes giving reddit as source
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>>145690674

Yeah, I had hoped people would keep it to themselves. It wasn't posted until several months after, though, I thought.

>killing the golden goose for updoots
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>2500 mmr scrub
>4th placement match
>get placed against/with the #1, #2, and #3 world grandmasters
>get caught by a bush gank that causes a chain reaction that leads to losing the game
>entire team points out my mistake and that it's why they lost GM points
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>>145692814
Just tell them it's videogames and to not get mad
>>
>pick two mages as only dps
>lose horribly
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>>145692814
Just tell them they are the only constant.
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>>145692814
Just heal their damage
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>heal tracer
>she dashes into mercs, a fort and one enemy
>recalls but dies anyway
>complains that i didnt heal her
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>>145693229
oh how that brings me back, when i thought "if 1 mage wrecks shit imagine 2"
i kinda miss those times
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Tell me /hotsg/, am I delusional to expect an in-development video tomorrow?
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>>145694468
Yes. Probably Monday if ever. We already know Gul'dan is next.
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>>145694468
blizzard game rule N°1: don't ever expect anything
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>>145694627
They always release them on fridays, so it's either tomorrow or next week :'(
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>>145694468
>>145694701
http://wow.gamepedia.com/Soon
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I cant play anyone but sonya

my uther is sick but then i have to rely on other peoples damage

all my tanks are sick but no one will attack the correct target

at least sonya is a psuedo tank and bruiser
>>
>>145694468
The last few announcement cycles have been the exact week the previous hero was released, so who knows maybe?

They pretty much spend the whole week teasing the next hero, and then put out the announcement on Thursday. They teased Gul'dan in the video instead of on their twitter, so we might hear about it really soon.
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>Chromie trying to poke away at basketball-american man of short-lived arachnids and volatile amphibians
>lob a Q in her general direction while dodging her sand snipe
>not paying attention but spiders somehow kill her from about 50%
>low health rehgur retreats behind gate
>throw max range E to get bit of poke damage in
>hear ping of enemy death as I notice Rehgar won't be with us for another 60 seconds

ooga booga
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>Axoltol hasn't posted in a month.

It's our fault /hotsg/, we didn't believe him when he was posting and now he's not coming back.
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>10 motherfucking euros for a single character

Jesus fucking christ.
Haven't played any other assfaggots, is this price standard?
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>>145697289
speak for yourself, reddit
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>>145697782
no, which is one of the main reason it's failed. LoL's characters are cheaper and you make money faster, and Dota 2's are 100% free (except for the $30 particle effects)
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>>145688967
What does Blizzard being Jewish or Super Jewish Wizards have to do with anything?
>>
did anyone who was rank 1 previously get placed higher than diamond? is it even possible?
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>>145698208

Highest I've seen/heard of anybody being placed is Diamond 3, I think.

>>145697020

Good grief.
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>>145698208
Diamond 3 is confirmed the highest you can place.
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so i went to try out unranked draft to do my quests. it is very bad, i got matched with some 1400 mmr subhuman who has rank 28 preseason. what pissed me off the most was his positivity in chat, he was being very try hard in this unranked game mode (because he cant win ranked obviously) and he attempted shotcalling. lol................. FUCK!

we almost won, after killing 3 ppl on the enemy team we couldnt destroy their 30% core because the 1400 biotrash refused to, TOO RISKY he said and he and his group of 2 cocksuckers went back instead of finishing the game. then they got roflstomped somewhere, enemy turned in and destroyed our core because i cant def vs a whole team as tassadar. anyway.

i have no words to describe these kind of players. only things that i will say is

* these individuals are not human beings. on an anatomical lvl they might be, but this non physical thing that consists of their spirit and personality is absolutely inhuman in nature, in fact, its anti-human. it exists only to piss good people off. it must be destroyed. death camps must be built and such individuals must be killed, preferably in brutal, long painful ways, to show other degenerates not to piss people off.

* i would gladly chop off my own hand for a chance to kill this faggot. i have to play an additional game now to complete my daily quest
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>>145698093
didn't someone actually calculate that hots is faster than lol in terms of hero:time spent grinding gold/IP?
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>>145697782
I think their are about that price in league, but they make you buy riot points to buy the heroes instead of just telling you a price.
>>
>it's a you are clearly the best player of your team but can't carry their bronze asses
i love this game but it can be frustrating as fuck
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>>145698354
>>145698289
oh, ok...
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>>145698424
Yep. If you bundle together all of the daily quests and level bonuses and shit, HOTS is about 15% faster to get to 10 dudes than LOL is, assuming you pick the cheapest options for both games.
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>>145698364

Well, I'd certainly rather bump into him than you, friend.

>1400 mmr
>subhuman
>in the same match as you

>>145698424

>https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/2qn7a1/gold_gains_math_heroes_of_the_storm_vs_league_of/
>http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/topic/15355226067

Might be of interest.

>>145698598

Mhm, sort of hope it's possible to do well as an individual increasing your personal power, sort of like quest talents, or Gathering Power.

>>145698601

Congratulations, friend.
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>tfw Senjinn left and there's no one to take his place as the most hated faggot in /hotsg/
i kind of miss insulting him whenever i can
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>>145699094
>tfw commanderitf also stopped shitposting

i miss that guy
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Azmodan, Li-Ming, Kael or blow it all on 2k heroes?
Explain your decision.
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>people still ban illidan over kt

how much of a shitter do you have to be
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>>145700651
A good illidan can win the game a lot harder than kt, but good illidans are more rare.
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>>145700794
doesnt matter
a good illidan is more easily countered than a good kt
hell a good illidan is more easily countered than a crappy kt
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>>145700002
Well I own Azmodan, Li-ming, and (I think) all of the 2k heroes: so Kael. Actually Kael is probably my next purchase.
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>>145700002

>Kael'thas

Permaban status. Don't expect to play him in ranked.

>Li-Ming

Often banned first, less banned on maps with stand-out Heroes (Xul/Zagara on Tomb, Sylvanas on Infernal Shrines or Battlefield, etc.)

>Azmodan

Only playable, I think, on maps with two lanes that are close together (Snowball's Bay, Dragon Shire, Tomb), in addition to a (preferably duo-queue) Johanna, or anything with strong waveclear capable of helping you stack quickly.

>2k Heroes

Why, though? Do you just need numbers to get into ranked? Most of the 2k Heroes aren't particularly bad, especially at a relatively low mmr.
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Welp after 10 wins on Tychus in a row it finally happened

personally I blame wonky placement matchmaking
>cap doesnt ban kt
>etc picks stage dive
>nobody rotating
>nobody can stop dying for 2 minutes
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>mfw when im forced to pick kaelthas in unranked/qm just so i can complete win games quest

i have losing streak here and im rank 1 and i check everyone's preseason they are all like rank 20 faggots and i lose lol, but then again i play like to 1/10th of my ability and am afk half of the game
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2950 games into HoTS and I think I'm done. I was expecting the game to feel fresh and renewed after this huge overhaul but it still feels like the same dead carcass. I was super excited for the new ranking system too but as soon as I started grinding I realize it's still the same shitty HL just with new rewards and plaques. I hope I can come back to this game one day and feel the urge to play again but as of now I regret playing as soon as I start a game.

Just wish they weren't now implementing things people have been begging for since beta. They really fucked up with waiting so long. The game seems like it's just now been completed and it's been over a year.
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How is everyone's placement going?

Just finished my 10th match playing as li ming
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>>145581027
honestly, the best heros to grind with are the ones you know like the back of your hand.

At this point, Raynor, Stitches, and Butcher are literally an extension of myself. I am in no way some pro, but I don't even THINK about what im doing when I play, but I can carry the team REGARDLESS of comp and map with these three characters.

Even a fucking gaz or tyreal can carry if they're just a plain old boss.
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>>145705031
1-2
one loss deserved, the other a huge throw by pretty much just one player

feels bad man
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>>145705031
Of my 7 placement games, I have won 6.
Of those wins, 3 were close, and 3 were overwhelming (<13 minute games). The loss I suffered was overwhelming as well.
I am now just polishing my specialist play in unranked draft, as the loss I had was when my team wanted me to play Xul and I'm best at support and warrior play.
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>>145678503
Not to mention you have to make it into Master League to get all of the mounts. If you place in Diamond 3, which is the highest you can place from your placement matches and assumes you have a high MMR already, then you need to win around 15 games in a row to advance to Masters.
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Has anyone actually, unironically been placed in Bronze yet?
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>>145697782
What I did is when the game first left beta, I dropped about $60 on the bundles to get started with my hero collection. I got some mounts and a few skins, but mostly it was for the heroes. After that I have only spent an additional $2.49 on this game. And that's because for that price I got three mounts and a seven day stimpack. It was too good to pass up. I now have every hero in the game with gold (except for Medivh because I'm going to wait for him to drop to 10k) and a stockpile of over 70k gold.

So while the $10 per hero is absolute garbage and a terrible model, it is possible to play the game for free and have every hero in the game. It just takes a lot of time.

Now, had they gone the DotA2 model and had all heroes free all the time and cosmetics cost money, I probably would have spent more on the game on skins. But because of their model outside of the aforementioned deal I could not pass up, I haven't spent a dime on this game since my initial purchase.
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>>145710107
If I had to guess, I would say Bronze league is full of actual handicapped mouthbreathers. People who can't use the keyboard and mouse at the same time or people who have just started the game and are absolutely god awful.
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>>145710107
if this guy exists there must be other bronzies
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>>145710107
>playing this game any other way than casual QM
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>tfw you capture all 6 forts
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>>145711429
>tfw the enemy team captures all 6 forts because your team is structured so that it's impossible to win teamfights
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>>145705031
good job dude!
I fucked up all my placement matches yesterday, and several other bronzies, too.
I'm in gold, long way to go to get that dinosaur mount
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>>145710107

I'm not sure if you could be placed in Bronze without feeding from minute one for about fifty games straight.

>>145711020


how did he lose all 20 placements
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>>145581941
I have never played drafted before,what are some good basics to think about?
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Fuck blizzard
this is the worst matchmaking since hitler vs jews
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>>145712534
if you ban first
ban tracer , enemy will either ban kt or li ming
you pick whatever is left
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>>145712534

>Don't pick stuff that's easy to draft against early (Chromie, Hammer, Illidan)
>Try to pick something that synergizes with teammate picks (Johanna to help the stubborn Azmodan get globe stacks)
>Don't be the guy that insists everybody drafts around him (Vikings, Hammer, Azmodan)
>Do try to achieve some degree of balance; waveclear, kill potential, sustain, crowd control, etc. Sucks to play as a poke composition against a Li-Li if you have no way of interrupting her ultimate that'll be up every 30 seconds post-20.
>Don't be last pick and hover support throughout the draft then switch out for Zeratul at the last second, please. Just don't do this. Hover what you would prefer to play early and (I've found) people will usually try to sort of build around it.
>Do try to be flexible accepting. You can't stop people from playing what they want to play (banning only serves to piss people off), so try to make do if a guy insta-locks Nova first pick.
>If the opposing team has first pick and you're in charge of banning make sure Kael'thas doesn't get through.
>Inversely if your team is first pick just ban whatever counters what you/your teammates want to play, or what's good on the map (Xul or Zagara on Tomb, for instance), potentially learning Kael'thas open to your first pick (make sure they're willing/able to play first, though)


god i need to find something to do
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>>145680563
gorehowl and spooky old god goo gorehowl
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>>145712951
This is how my usual games go. I hate it since it makes me look like I'm full of shit or have a bias. But that's genuinely how it goes.
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Mediv sucks because while our team is trying to defend 4v5, we have a bird flying over them..

Make sure to use your only support shield on yourself too :^)
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>>145710107
That's exactly why I'm afraid of doing my placements at the moment.
I might be the first to be placed in the lowest possible rank
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>>145717056
I greet you
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What's Gul'dan going to be? Support? I sure hope so--hots needs a lot more supports in the game. Especially more pub friendly supports.
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>>145710345

>unlock all the heroes with gold for free
>buy skins

>???

is the fucking same, sheesh.

>muh principies!

Is a fucking videogame. Deal with it.
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>>145721392
hes a warlock you nerd

hes going to have

shadowbolt
some teleport thing
a fear effect

ult is chaos bolt
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>>145721392
he should be a specialist that controls demons. At the beginning of the game he can pick either Archimonde or Mannoroth that have their own skill set, then he gets Imp-losion, mortal coil, and Hand of Gul'dan
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>>145703702
Join chair league if you actually like the game. Make friends and compete together. That's the only way I could stay interested in multiplayer.
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>>145705031
Went 7-3. Duod with members of my chair league team. One of the losses were probably our fault. We wanted to mix up our heroes instead of going tank supp all day.

Ended up diamond 4. I was rank 10 in preseason.
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Is there even a point to skillshit CCs now?

Skillshots used to be fun. Now the game is flooded with zippity doo dahs, that dont give a shit about CC even if you hit them.
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>Jaina still hasn't been reworked to be more in line with the current mages
>Kael has been reworked 3 times to keep him up to date and is still the most powerful hero in the game at every step
Whoever balances this game must be an ugly fujoshi who has Kael posters all over her wall.
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>>145712534
Talk to your team. Be ready to fill a role. Try to have at least one tank supp ass that you can play. Preferably two.

Think about how much health you have and whether you have too much melee or too little tankiness. Listen and learn counters. Anub is good for diving weak backlines and vs mages. Illidan is weak to sonya and bws polymorph. Make sure you have interrupts for etcs dance if he's drafted.

Be cautious and nice. People will flame and throw.
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>>145700002

Get heroes that you like that are cheap and work your way up.

And you won't ever get to play Kael or Li Ming in draft because they'll always be banned.
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>>145721392
Support might be cool. We really need some more heroes with hard point click CC to counter all this mobility shit.

Maybe he's a non-mana healer that uses a large HP pool to cast

Q-Demon Heart - Target a hero, infuse them with an instant heal, click again within three seconds to heal 50% of the heal, 25%, 15%, cost the same to Guldan

W-Grip of Fear-Target and enemy, shackle them to Guldan, Guldan cannot act during this time, be regenerates hp rapidly, no damage. Can be cast indefinatly, but drains more and more of Guldan's hp with each second

E-Infernal Rain-An AoE like blizzard, lower damage. Deals extra damage to Fear Gripped Targets and Heals with each wave to Heroes that have had Demon Heart cast on them within 8 seconds

Trait - Blood Gift - Target an ally to have there next attack deal plus 10% of enemies hp, and heal for the same amount

Ult1 - Infernal- (Global) After 1.2 seconds drop an infernal meteor stunning in an AoE and summoning an Infernal demon

Ult2 - Skull Of Guldan - Upon dieing target a nearby enemy hero. They become invulnerable and gain 15% move speed and a cloak of flames which deals high damage and heals for a percentage, In this hero survives for 5 seconds after the end of the effect, Guldan revives with 25% hp
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>>145725569
>this oddly specific hero design
Your ideas are shit.
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And I just lose my first HL match of this season
Up to a great start
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> Posting Gul'dan ideas when leakbro already listed the names of his abilities
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>>145721624
Skins are optional. Heroes are not if you want to remain competitive.

I have lost too many hero league games because the last pick doesn't say "I don't have any healers" and locks Nova or whomever they "main"
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>>145705031
Gold 3, 6-4. Was rank 15 max at preseason in HL.
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>>145726217
fuck off reddit
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>>145726046
50% of people lose their first HL match of each season.
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>Based'dan is going to be ANOTHER generic assassin/specialist
Awesome, Blizzard. Just what we need.
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>tfw you get placed above bronze
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>>145726992
Maybe that way he will also be relevant, instead of been called a meme
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>>145726992
what else could a warlock be though really
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>blizzard advertising random hots streamers in the launcher
Are they getting desperate for more viewers on twitch?
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>>145732118
Don’t think so, it’s more like Blizzard reacted at reddit complains about them promoting Overwatch streamer and not doing the same with heroes, next week Blizzard started doing that
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>tfw outsoaked vikings as joh
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>play first placement match
>right away some idiot picks sylvanas as last pick when we need a support
>already have xul too
When will Blizzard permanently ban these idiots from HL?
They are literally making people quit this game
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>>145734381
Vikings are a (bad) meme. Most people can't play them worth a damn at all either.
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>tfw based memegar never
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>2nd loss in a row in placement
>probably won't even get diamond at this rate
Gotta love these idiots I'm getting teamed with
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>bronze players have somehow snuck into diamond
>lose because they feed

also, rip bnet
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>>145737650
Nothing's changed. It was like this the whole time before this """reset"""
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>>145737650
>also, rip bnet
is that why I just got kicked off WoW and can't get back in?
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>>145737650
I've had placement players in my diamond games all day
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>tfw your team doesnt ban kael and gives it to the enemy
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>>145658053
>Ele > Enh
Always a nerf to Winfurries, right lads?
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>lost 3 out of 4 placement matches
>one is an idiot not taking support
>one is just our team getting steamrolled
>one is our team throwing when enemy core was down to 3%
Guess I'll play the rest later
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>Do first placement match
>Second pick Abathur (:^))
>Pub picks Skilladin
>We wreck everything
Hopefully this picks up. I plan on usually playing Abathur.
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>medivh is the most fun hero in a long time
>he's absolute ass
>hotdogs dropping below 4K
Help
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>>145673969
How much money do you spend in this game? I'm trying to find the correlation between fully report-immune and buying this entire game.
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>>145740436
>enemy team picks illidan, abathur, morales, nazeebo and anub
>completely wreck them with a 3 level lead in the end
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>>145740646
Did the Abathur do that typical shitter (mines) build?
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>>145740530
Don't play him like the roving bird everyone tries to, just loses farm and is useless half the time. Stay mid lane and keep clearing waves, when waves get to close to the canons shift to raven and look around their fort and peak at the bushes till lane resets.
If they have an abba pick his lane and instead of doing raven fly around try to get in a place the turrets won't hit you.
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>>145740693
Nah, he hardly used any mines at all. Didn't look what his build actually was and the only illidan clone he made died to towers in a couple seconds. Their illidan kept diving too deep all the time too
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>>145741029
Thx senpai, I'll keep at it. At least he will feel godlike when he gets buffed.
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>tfw i keep getting matched with bronze and silver shitters in my placement matches
>tfw this is probably where ill end up
I think i wont finish them, it hurts to know the truth.
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Play QM to play my favorite hero, Chromie, without qualms
Every single game, I get matched up with a Medivh. I try not to get angry, but it's really frustrating when he spends all game in crow form above your head and could really appreciate every ability in his kit from the shield, mobility, close end dmg, and even the vision. Instead he's overhead just circling me like a vulture.

Man, if I had 'shop skills I'd have chromie yells at medivh as a poster above my monitor right now.
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>>145742650
This is what im talking about, fml.
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>>145742847
Chromie is a shit hero too, not like youre not to blame.
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>>145743013
That's why I enjoy her in QM (~60% win). There's shit heroes and then there's shit behavior. Misuse of Crow-divh has to be the shit of the week right now.

She's easily countered, but with the long range machine gun build it's just hilarious to see opponents get blown away a screen away.
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>>145742940
Have fun in bronze
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>>145742940
Is that the bronze portrait frame? Or is it gold? Inb4 "gold is still bronze"
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>>145744458
gold is 2 leagues ahead of bronze
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>>145744539
which means it's technically still bronze
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>ranked
>enemy team has 2 duos
>ours are all solos
E B I N MATCHMAKING :DDD
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>>145746645
it compensates retard
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>>145747812
Your brain needs compensating lamo.
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>first unranked draft
thanks, I always wanted to go back to the no supp qm days
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With Gul'dan confirmed it struck me again how much I miss leakbro.
Is there any chance he might return to us after reddit compromised him?
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>garden map
>get 100 seeds on the first spawn
>nobody goes to take the plant
>it despawns
>medivh crying about why nobody went to get it
>tell him he should have taken it since hes useless outside of it
>"i wont protect you anymore and muted you"
kek
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what the fuck happened to matchmaking? UNRANKED DRAFt and quick match is such shit, full of subhuman faggots that need to be axed brutally. im rank 1 always preseason annd i just get matched ALL THE TIME with retarded rank 30 pieces of subhuman shit, 4 handicapped retards that dont know the mechanis of the game. they just die on the shrine, i go for xp soak and push and they ask me "WTF R U DOING XUL?" "Just let him push he is a stupid bot" i would love to kill these f aggots in the most brutal ways, why do i get even matched with them EVERY unranked and qmgame
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>>145748741
no he won't

fuck reddit, i considered sending that OP hate mail it made me so mad
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>>145748741
no
fuck off, reddit
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>>145749306
now second shrine. they all die, iiim the only one alive on team. i killed morales and almsot killed zagara. we have artanis as solo tank, they have legit team composition. 8 lvl us, 10 lvl enemies. i go soak bottom and they start flaming me "what a dick" our tracer says and artanis, the faggot bitch, tells them to report me.

why do i get matched witht these rank 20-30 creatures? they are not human beings, they are utter shit and they must be destroyed. i am serious, im very upset now because i know that these morons will get away with this, all the harassment and the noob unskill play. they and their families deserve to be killed in the most disgusting ways imaginable
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bets
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>>145749942
Red.
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>its a someone picks or bans someone elses main and they go apeshit in the lobby episode
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>was rank 1 before reset
>go 5-5 in placement matches
>end up diamond 3
I guess everything went better than expected
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>>145750638
in your dreams, pal
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>>145749942
illidan was a bot from minute 3 to the end so blue won
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damn medivh is so fucking good, just played my first game as him... u can poke the living shit out of enemy squishies and u will never die..i was top hero damage above tracer and enemy li-ming until late game, then i was same dmg as sonya.

very good, very nice
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>>145750879
>aram
>reddit
>chogall
What in the fuck?
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>>145751027
medivh is literally the worst hero in the game in PUGs right now
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>>145750896
doesn't change the fact that your chen got btfo here
>>145751183
It's called playing for fun
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>>145751451
>>145749942
>this happened in diamond
And people here say that gold is bronze
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>>145751027
just played medivh again in qm. fun hero, best one released since leoric patch. he is super good and broken. his only problem is sustained fights, can run out of mana fast. im doing x3 the enemy medivh's stats

http://www.heroesnexus.com/talent-calculator/81-medivh#QaeajagaRabaSaRBA

GONE IS THE YOUNG BRASH MAN I USED TO BE......
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>>145751451
hah, that's pretty good I missed when that happened I just thought he was going off to die like he was doing all game
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>>145751787
pls don't bully chen he can't help himself
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>>145752271
>qm

into the trash it goes
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>>145749306
>>145749612
t. silenced shitter banned from HL
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>>145752271
>best one since leoric patch
>implying medivh is better than li ming, tracer, dehaka, xul, greymane, rexxar, monk
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where can I see the ranked border types? I'm confused, just had a guy with an unknown border in my team

I'm suspecting it was master league but I dont know
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Goddammit, I really want to like Dehaka, but he feels like, just under where he needs to be.

What is it? I can deal with the sort of clunky feeling of his tongue animation, but I think his Ults are just lack luster.

Isolation is nice I guess to try and keep teleporters from escaping after a drag, and adaptation is basically a worse version of the 75% shield talent. Neither one is super impact.

But at level 20 he can basically be fucking anywhere at anytime.
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wait, blizzard never stated HL and QMdraft share the same mmr, did they?

because in hotslog they do
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Before the ranking revamp I was on a 13 game win streak in HL at 3.4k mmr

I've been 2-4 in placements so far

Gotta love getting hot just at the worst time
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>>145756792
ranking games mean nothing, the worst time was right before season 1 started

and thats when a MASSIVE lose streak hit me back to rank >20

but I won 9 games out 12 so guess it is ok so far
>>
>tfw your team has 30 deaths by the 10 minute mark
>you have 0 deaths
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>start a promotion match
>guy1:"hi, is graymane good? I want to play it"
>guy2:"cyka blyat"
>guy3 instapicks illidan

somehow we won
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>this thrall
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>>145756792
wew lad, enjoy the climb from silver
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Why does stiches feel like he's physically weak?
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>>145758226
nah, I think mmr will still place me diamond 3 even if I lose every match now
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>>145701280
>stack quickly
Is it not okay to take any other build? No orb distance and pushing power?
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>>145757769
>censoring
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>>145758408
no
>>
>tfw games are over before the 10 minute mark
>falling asleep while waiting for them to end around the 15 minute mark
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>>145757534
i can imagine this, and i kekked simply because it didnt happen to me. yet.
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>>145757769
>that abathur
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>>145757769
>3,5k xp aba
That's why your witch doctor couldn't do shit
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>>145757769
Also fuck off with the censoring, what are you a massive faggot?
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>>145697782
It's a shit model but looking back I don't play 60% of the heroes, I don't know why even have them.

Best you can do is play a lot of the free heroes until you are certain you like them, like reaching level 11 and then buy them.
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>>145761549
>>145761675
>implying I played past the 5 minute point

>>145761775
No, I just don't want massive faggots knowing my username for obvious reasons
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>>145758369
he's a support tank with AA that slows and a hook and farting all hover people for slow+health sustain
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>>145763719
His fart dot feels like crap. Like isn't even viable to intercept waves with it.
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>>145763014
What are those obvious reasons?
>>
>in HL placements
>map is BoE
>tell team that I'm going Azmo with a laser/lane pressure build
>"azmo sucks on this map"
>"don't bother unless you're gonna dunk"
>ignore them and do as i said i would
>we win the game in 8 minutes
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>>145757769
>>this thrall

>>145763014
>implying I played past the 5 minute point

Typical abathur player, doesn't play a shit and he blames the team
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>>145764157
you got lucky and probably in brozne
thats a terrible idea
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>>145764204
>your team dies all over the place
>its obvious they don't know how to play the game
>bothering to play when you can just go afk
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>>145585701
Disagree, Leoric is p good anti-warrior warrior, especially once 20 hits.

His lane-clear is probably the bigger draw though.
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>>145764338
Typical abathur player, doesn't play a shit and he blames the team.
You said it literally.
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>>145597007
Medivh is not about stats
He is about making plays
DO NOT PLAY MEDIVH FOR STATS
FFS PEOPLE ARGH
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>>145599435
WC2 soundtrack on loop
All match every match
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>>145764780
>making plays
le ebin portals are equal to the throwbus
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>>145764732
>implying you can do anything if your team has decided to lose the game
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guys i dragged my replay thing bar down below.. and i cant pull it out, how do i reset settings cuz otherwise i have to scroll to page top and reply from up here...?

and why did they nerf dehakas ultimate by removing vision reduction WTFFF??
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>PLAT 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqOsE8HRZJQ
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>>145765746

reply i mean
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>>145765738
they may be playing bad but they don't decide to loose

you are the one who decides to loose when you literally stop playing

abathur is there to help from the distance, and if you don't know how to play it, then choose another hero

or play another game
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>>145766130
I've played enough to know when the game is lost and 1500 damage thrall 10 minutes in is one of those games
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Why do people STILL pick Jaina? She's fucking mediocre and no cunt can seemingly play her. They always feed and get no kills.
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>7/3 placements
>Plat 3
>6 wins with Aba
das it mane
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>>145767749
played all 10 placements last night.

had jaina 8 times on my team

only 1 jaina was good and landed rings

the guy has level 15+ jaina sylv nova li-ming kerrigan and tyrande

in short, waifufags are cancer
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Post memes
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>>145768434
my life
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>>145768434
>>
>it's another episode of let hammer kill three forts uncontested
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>>145768898
>play nothing but chromie on qm
>they have a hammer

my sides never stop moving on their own
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>>145768976
We even had Chromie who did fuck all while I killed three people with one clone of her
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Any protips for a scrub doing placements?
I'm NA and feeling the forced 50 meme pretty hard. How can I have a better chance of getting an OK team. Just ok is fine.
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>>145769080
three is also my personal record, I want to kill their whole team with zag-zag maw.
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anyone else feel like the people are less toxic after the revamp
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>>145769349
Well the point of punishing silenced players was exactly that
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>>145769090
Placements don't matter as much as you think they do. Just relax and focus on your own play. Getting mad at your team does nothing to help you or them.
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>>145769349
I was thinking the same thing
>we lost a game in 13 minutes
>team mate say "I'm sorry for sucking so much"
>other teammate say "don't worry I shouldn't have picked brightwing with this comp"

It was weird as fuck.
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>>145769090
honestly, nothing you can do. just suck it up, do your best, keep soaking and pray for a good teamfight post 18. had a first pick gazlowe second pick hammer on BoE last night, we lost every fucking teamfight, 4 of us defended our immortal while gaz was robo-gobing theirs. won every immortal and one lucky team wipe at 19 and we won with only 5 kills for the entire game.
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>>145764338
>afk whole game
>IT'S THE TEAM FAULT
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>>145769671
Yeah, they should add a concede vote already
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how do I convince people in HL to let me pick Vikings?
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>>145769876
you don't need their approval.
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>tfw you end up reporting your whole team for feeding after the game
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>>145769518
>4 of us defended our immortal
I'm jelly. I'm getting the teams that file one by one into the other team, respawn and go right back in alone. ALL. GAME. LONG.
I get bitched at for 'not doing anything' when I hide behind the gate getting pushed by all 5 and I'm alone....

Even my higher ranked friend, bless his heart for agreeing to duo with me, can't carry me out of this hell.

One day, I'll make it. One day....

ONLY CONSTANT
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>>145769501
>oh shit I need to take a shit brb
>everyone waiting till last second pick so I can poop in peace
>everyone wishing me luck in my poop trip
>everyone asking if it came out nice and healthy
>just have a nice time
I was touched
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>>145766130
loose like ur english LMAO
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