Dota 2 General - /d2g/

4U

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How do you keep yourself from getting angry while playing this game?

Call me try hard or whatever but when I queue for a ranked match I really do try my best...and when I make a mistake I get frustrated, sure, that I can deal with and move on - but when team mates start flaming I just get furious and enraged.

It won't even matter if the game starts turning and we end up winning, that initial rage just ruins the experience entirely. I don't enjoy playing after that. And of course it starts effecting my game play and more often than not I start making more mistakes...its like a snowballing pile of shit and misery to get angry.

How do you all deal with this issue? I can't be the only one that has thought about dota-induced rage. It's seriously ruining my time with this game. I want to play the game and have a satisfying experience - its not even about winning or losing. You can have a great game and still end up losing.

Because of that I am seriously considering just muting everyone in my games at the start. Yeah communication will suck but surely it won't be as bad as what anger can do. I play around 3.2k mmr anyway so its not like games are won and lost based on solid communication. Having chat on is just a source of misery.

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is everyone actually watching E3?

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>moron randoms pugna
>does not support or push towers, builds dagon
>moron 2 randoms riki
>enemy has lifestealer
>riki goes jungle
>our jungle, not lifestealer's jungle
>lose due to me being the most common factor
>the morons are a stack
ofc

>valve has yet to release a blogpost congratulating OG

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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>>145333309
I tuned in for a minute and had to turn it off since its so fake fucking normies

PERU
E
R
U

yeah I'm going to /v/, see you guys when TI6 starts I guess

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I'm trying to learn ET. Watching Cr1t- now, what do I need to know?

>>145332934
Necro AC Hex
Refresher

PERU
E
R
U

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now this is a comfy thread

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nth for luna= best waifu

Just came back from the cinema

Let me tell you about this bullshit that happened to me when I bought popcorn

The bucket is never hot
the hot dog in other hand are, they're fucking burning, once I saw a girl, she bought a hot dog, I knew she was new at that theater because she went straight to take a bite of it, well she bit the hot dog and

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>>145334028
Helter swelter!

Just finished watching the vods, what a boring finals

>>145334248
Fucking Liquid just had to fugg :-dDD
Kinda wish Newbee made it now, might have been a better final.

>>145334028
and what

WHAT HAPPENED ANON I MUST KNOW

>>145334028
What the fuck

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Hey e3 bros has the industry finally managed to not be retarded and produce a good game that will let us leave this shithole?

>>145334526
lol

>>145334028
Please get back to me with more. Cheers and god bless.

>>145334526
>What is OverWatch???

>>145334526
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Icefrog could created a better game while being in Coma than the whole AAA industry.

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>>145334225
STOP POSTING NONPURE WAIFUS

This is your only warning!

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>>145334721
you clearly didn't read the word "good"

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>>145333283
bro, just treat it as bantz, that's what I do, it's not serious or anything man

>>145334694
>>145334425
>>145334390
Sorry about that, guys

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>>145334787
>CM telling anyone they are not pure
wew

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Hmm I think I get it now, you don't watch E3 for the games, you watch it because it's a live train wreck...kinda like Arteezys career LMAO

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>seems about right for today

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>>145335215
yes pretty much
EAs was shit since everything was announced before

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>>145334225
KEEP POSTING MORE IMPURE WAIFUS

>>145333283
It's all in your head, anon. Anger is just an emotion, learn to recognize it and control it.

When there's a dumb peruvian on your team or you're playing against a smurfing chinkstack, watch your emotions. Peruvian fed and allchat'd "GG TEAM FEEDING NOOBS REPORT ALL"? Do NOT react.

I repeat: DO NOT REACT. Reacting to whatever shitstain is spewing dumb shit will just tilt you even harder. There is no point, what you say won't contribute in any way. Just continue to focus on the game, don't let something petty throw you off.

If you need to, start the game with everyone muted. Don't react immaturely to someone making a dumb move, remember that everyone makes mistakes and some people are still learning. Not everybody can read your mind, people play in their own way.

Over time you just won't pay attention to what shitstains do or say in MM. You will never be able to play for them and you are not in control of their actions, focus on doing the most you can instead.

Watch people like SingSing or n0tail, they're generally able to make a fun situation out of anything and laugh negative things off.
Don't forget: it's just a game.

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>>145335323
alright here's the lewdest one I could think of

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>>145335436
why is it always a skeleton?

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>>145335270
Is that the asian LD?

>>145335582
british

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hlep

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>>145335526
all skeletons are lewd they literally walk around naked most of the time

luckily Dota skeletons have the common decency to put on some clothing in battle

>>145335719
>someone fapped to this
L M A O
M
A
O

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>>145335716
lmao

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What did he mean by this?

>>145336020
wow, nice bod fitjew

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>>145336020
MASTERRACE

>>145336020
He meant that his son was born to win and lead

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How do you even push vs Bounty+Tinker?

>>145333283
Do you ever accept criticism or apologize for mistakes?

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>>145336020
He is a big guy.

>>145336020
>Fly's dad's name is MONI
cant' make this shit up

>>145336475
WHO DID THIS

>>145336578
Also a huge fraud, google his name

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FIX ME

>>145336694
didn't he create a fake martial art or something?

t. too lazy to google

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>>145336548
for you

>>145336853
Claimed he invented krav maga and that israeli ministry of defense hired him to train their troops.
No one has yet to back his claims because everyone knows its just a ploy to sell his shitty dvds

>>145336754
Enemies below 25% hp are silenced.

>>145334889
Its hard to do that :(

>>145335372
Thanks anon, that is great advice

>>145336482
I do actually, although I have found myself getting overly angry at things (in hindsight) in my own life

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>>145336949
DELETE THIS

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>>145336135
>tfw lina will never drink your cream

holy shit i'm playing regular rank after a month of playing international ranked

EVERYONE is 100 times worse

free fucking mmr time!

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THE DEAD GAME

THE ROTTING FUCKING PERUVIAN CORPSE

OF DOTA


IT
DIED LONG AGO


BUT
WE HAD NO GOOD PLACE TO GO

NOW

AN
ESCAPE

IS
REVEALED

Q U A K E
U
A
K
E

MOTHGER
FUCKING

Q U A K E
U
A
K
E

Q U A K E
U
A
K
E

C H A M P I O N S
H
A
M
P
S

IT'S HERE

OUR
FUCKING
LIFE
BOAT
HAS
ARRIVED

>>145337313
its gonna be fucking shit don't worry

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>>145337313

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>>145337313
DOTARDS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

just got back from watching GoT.

I regret it so very much.


when is esports back?

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dota is deader than a homosexual in orlando

>>145336754
Bloodrage increases auto damage by 25-33% but silences for the duration.
Lasts 8 seconds 14 second cooldown.

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>>145337548

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>>145337627

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>play dota 2 all day
>hungry as hell
>head to the supermarket
>decide to go get a snack
>see they have hot dogs
>order two, figure my wife would like one
>attendant says "lucky you! these ones are fresh"
>watch them steaming in the buns, relish and ketchup drizzled on top
>take one bite out of the hot dog and

>>145337698
Por que?

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John Connor... it is time.

I wish soe would sit on my face

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gimme a chance guys...

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>tfw your waifu is going to lose

>>145338062
yes
and make it long haired Soe

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>an entire thread to myself
feels good

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>>145337276
Just put it in a bottle and tell her it's a rune

>>145338598
Fuck you nigger, this thread is mine

>>145338598
hey im also here

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I have the desire to PENETRATE fowshy's intimate parts with my penis but only in the missionary position for the sole purpsoe of procreation.

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>mind control choke memes in my pubs
REEEE

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>>145338687
>>145338702
>>145338716
>>145338743
pls leave

>>145338831
u2

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>>145338831
GET
OUT
OF
MY
THREAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>145338831
please become relevant again

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what are you retards doing in this thread, can't I just post here by myself?

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>>145338967
b-but I have nowhere else to go! Don't orphan me on the streets of /vg/.

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tfw

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>>145338967
>Based reverse psychologist anon keeping the thread alive

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Do you think Backdoor protection should be per lane? As in, if a team is strong enough to solo a tier 3 even though your minions are pushing to their tier 3 in that lane, backdoor protection goes down so long as there's a single minion in your base.

Is this a fair mechanic that justly punishes teams without buyback or ends a game that assuredly would end sooner rather than later because this team is strong enough to do so and is then probably much stronger than the other team is?
Or is it annoying and unfun to see a team delete a tower in .3 seconds because they have a desolator clinkz and AC?

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>>145338967

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>>145336020
>play video games for a living
>looks like THAT
>gets to fuck THIS
>is also a jew
why is this allowed?

>>145339080
>minion
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

mates its like 5-9 in the morning in europe and like 10pm - 1 am in americas on a work/school day. calm down.

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>>145339057
you can lurk like a good little cuck
>>145339068
garbage post leave
>>145339079
shit gook poster pls leave
>>145339080
tldr
>>145339168
you can stay
>>145339186
looks like a blogpost with all that green pls leave
>>145339269
garbage post pls leave
>>145339305
no one cares leave

>>145339186
life is unfair anon

jk just work out faggot

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>>145339269
Minion creep mook henchman cannon fodder I use the terms pretty interchangeably.

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this is my thread now

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im really gettin pretty worked up here

all i wanted was to post in peace

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>>145339429
Fuck off, baka Kumiko poster

I need this thread to procrastinate for my finals

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hey

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sluts

>>145333283
How about you stop shitting up my ranked games you Peruvian retard? Dota is not fucking hard and if you are seriously incapable of playing without making basic mistakes, stick to unranked or uninstall.

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sorry but this is my thread please find your own anime shitters

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>>145339340
wow who are you? fucking piero scaruffi reviewing posts and shit

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>>145339557
y-you too?

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>>145339615
goodsandking poster you can stay

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>>145339693
I guess it can't be helped then....

We have to share this thread.

>>145339564
>lemme cover this ear
>ahhhh...now i can only hear his bantz

>>145339676
Overwatch on suicide watch

>>145333818
You need to not pick him until you're 5k or something cause everyone is constatly waking people up before ult hits

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>people don't realize this thread is all me and my botnet

LMAO LURKERS

HEY FBI UR LITERALLY READING MY MARKOV CHAIN KEK

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>mfw all these (You)s from myself using a proxy switch

feels good

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feels good to be me

/"""""""""""""""dota 2""""""""""""""general/

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sluts?

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echo echo echo echo...

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>Team continues to play instead of sitting in fountain when Slark has a 12 minute Shadow Blade and 5 kills

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

can't wake up

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Does anyone else just stop defending after losing a set of barracks?
The game just stops being fun at that point.

d

>>145340398
oops

>>145340440
ie nigger

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>>145340375
the best offense is a strong defense

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>>145340375
Yeah having to kill bigger creeps for half the gold is a torture no man should endure.

>>145340375
Won a 93 minute game as sandking when all our rax were down....so no

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>>145340123
sluuuuts

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>>145340681
A dog is wiser than a woman; it does not bark at its master.

>>145340629
It's not about winning or losing.
Playing at a disadvantage is the opposite of fun.

>>145340709
edgy

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>>145340375
What if barracks could respawn?

>>145337313
Dota 2 is most played game on Steam.

I guess CS:GO and TF2 are dead, huh?

http://steamcharts.com/

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>>145340621
A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener.

DOTA IS DEAD.

ABANDON THIS GENERAL LADS.

MIGRATE TO /LOLG/

DOTA 2 IS WORTHLESS FOR EVERYTHING BUT ESPORTS

IF YOU PLAY THIS GAME IN 2016 YOU SHOULD END YOUR LIFE

THE PLAYERS HAVE NO PASSION

THE TALENT HAVE NO PASSION

DOTA 2 HASNT BEEN GOOD SINCE 2013

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>>145340942
An angry man is not fit to pray.

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As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

>>145339605
thats a lot of oysters

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what happened to the "team secret will never lose desu" shitposting faggot

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finally the thread is mine

>>145340736
no you fucking casual I don't want to lose MMR no matter how much not-fun I'm having

>>145341421

they lost , many times , and in convincing ways

>>145340774
>>>/lolg/

>>145341421
chotto matte

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>fake liquid lost

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>1v1 me
what do i do?

Do we even WANT Abyssal Underlord? I mean he's got 2 shitty abilities, 1 decent ability and an ult that could be used to troll the fuck out of your team if you're an ass or also just get them all killed if you 5 man tp into a blackhole or something. I think I'd prefer to see him reworked.

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>>145340774
what if the Ancient could respawn?

>>145341614
accept it and then pick viper

>>145341614
get out of the shitter bracket

nobody asks for 1v1s outside the trench

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Um, dotards?
Explain this!

what if Heros in the river received 30% ms slow

>>145341664
>not invoker
Just spam forge spirits on the tower.

>>145341690
>Implying the trench ever ends

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post dotos that u would fug

>>145341664
>>145341732
1v1 are supossed to be with the same character you goddam newfag.

>>145341804
which is why picking a viper is so funny

>>145341804
fuck off YajirobefromDC

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>>145338634
omg r u a drawfag?

>>145341731
I'd like to see interactions in the river, but not that. Maybe some kind of water hero that gets a bonus for being in water. Or maybe floating heroes don't get slowed by water since they're y'know, floating.
But it couldn't be a serious slow, maybe like 7%.

>>145341804
thats like saying lets play 5vs5 with WTF on to see who is really good

1vs1 mirror match ups aren't dota

>>145341951
>1vs1 aren't dota
that's why nobody outside the trench asks for 1v1s

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>>145339573
hnnnggg.... i need to breed real bad

How 2 win

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>>145338634
here's my take on it

>>145339186
Wow, he can do way better than that.

>>145341421
nice jugs

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LOLFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!

https://twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/742221978384236544
What is home to EG?

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>>145342203
>and @zai_2002
RIP Aui?

How is EG supposed to get directly invited if they dont have all 5 members of the team that won TI5?

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Aui to Kaipi?

>pick warlock
>teammate plays visage for the first time
>also have a DP, lion and riki. Not really the best team
>enemy has lifestealer + 4
>go the lmao 4 golems build
>win
Easiest game of my life

>>145342270
Aui is literally a one patch tier 1 support

>>145342350
marmalade?

>>145342359
thanks for sharing anonymous

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>>145342091
not bad desu fampai

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>>145342395
adelaide

this PPD plan is too good
it all started after TI5

>>145342424
You are welcome Anonymoose

Clinton Loomis @FearDotA 6m6 minutes ago

See you in the Open Qualifiers guys.

now i have to admit PPD is mastermind
he send universe and rtz to destroy secret and dump rtz for good

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>aui kicked

LMAO

>>145340942
2 digits IQ sperg end up play lol cause lacks the intelligence.
Nice choice kid, keep cancering lol.

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I hope EG loses the qualifiers.

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this thread confirms Lina is the biggest slut in Dota

>>145342747
i tot they will got invite?

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>This was without a doubt the hardest part of the decision to move forward with these changes. Kurtis is a great player and a great person, and he deserves better than to be removed from the same organization twice within a year. That's not how we like to do things around here, and it's not something we're at all proud of or take lightly. After discussing the situation with him extensively, we've come to a good resolution that will compensate him appropriately for the lost time and opportunities that this situation takes from him. It's about as happy an ending as you could hope for in a bad situation. We're parting ways on good terms, and we wish him the best.

yea I'm sure aui isn't mad at being teamless before ti6

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>>145342708

>>145342838
haha aui is the most cucked man in dota 2

>>145342838
>>145342881
>>145342708
top jej

the most cancer team in the world
>EG
>Secret
still got anyone else?

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>>145342838
be honest, did anyone not see this coming?

it's actually pretty kek
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://welcomehome.gg/&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b&gws_rd=cr&ei=M0NeV8vXDc2KjwOQkr6gDw

there is the link on the twitter

>>145342976
>cancer
hello redd*t

>>145343000
They would have at least received an invite to the qualifiers

now they have to play the open qualifiers

it was a tough choice

>>145343016
Your post literally reeks of underage and reddit. This is either high quality b8 or unadulterated cancer.

You need to kill yourself either way

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>>145343000
I didn't see it cumming!

>>145342838
>get kicked from a team after achievieng the biggest and second biggest title possible
>get asked to join said team when they're desperate for a player
>don't sign a contract that establishes you'll get ludicrous amounts of money if you're unexpectedly kicked
lmao how naive can you be

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>aui
lmao how fucking lucky was he to get carried by Sumail at Ti5?

>>145343094
off yourself reddit

of course you can't comprehend that people shouldn't be forced to work with each other

it's going to be funny as shit when PPD does this all over again and Aui joins EG for a third time before TI7

NEW PATCH

http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/

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>want to vote on slardar so he no longer has to look like a retarded deep sea fish with a massive underbite
>but muh omniscience could also use some touch ups

Wat do? Who did you vote for?

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>gets kicked from EG after ti
>forms DC and does nothing
>leaves DC and joins EG
>DC becomes successful
>EG kicks him again

wait guys maybe aui was the real team breaker and not arteezy

>>145343226
Who care?

>>145343238
Omni already got a remodel plus its literally impossible for him to win because hes a support, dont vote for him.

>>145343226
>Armlet
>* Recipe cost increased from 500 to 550
>Lifestealer
>* Base attack time increased from 1.7 to 1.85

wow it's nothing, thanks valve
I will enjoy Lifestealer, tanky heroes, and armlet for TI!

>>145343226
>it's real
lord have mercy

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>>145343226
>it's real

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>It's a Peru eliminates Brasil episode

>Peru


VOCE NAO PODEI FASER ESTA MERDA ARRIBA

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You decide to take a look at your PA's farm at 22 min and you see this.

What do you do?

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how do you go from ti5 champs to open qualifier losers?

>E̶v̶i̶l̶ ̶G̶e̶n̶i̶u̶s̶e̶s̶ ̶
>D̶i̶g̶i̶t̶a̶l̶ ̶C̶h̶a̶o̶s̶
>Evil Geniuses was a mistake

>16 hours after major grand finals
SUDDENLY FUCKING 6.88
is icefrog memeing as at this point

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>>145343226
W-why nobody care about this?

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>>145343226
>Doom
>* Doom cooldown increased from 140 to 145
wait why did they nerf Doom again?

>>145343498
Dota is dead.

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IN OUR DARKEST HOUR A FUCKING PATCH

TIME TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT SHITPOST AND THEIRYCRAFT

TIME TO GET TO READIN BOYS

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Phantom Assassin
* Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes

HOHOHOHOH MADMAN

>PATCH 6.88
>SUNDAY
>1:33AM

YO WHAT THE FUCK MAN

>>145343448
>Solar crest
Im going to assume she wanted to do lots of pickoffs and didnt want to drag a support around to pop their SC

otherwise slow/10

Someone tell me what the fuck is going on with EG and Secret right now.

>>145343448
Call him a retard who cant micro and doesnt know you can be more efficient by stacking with hotd

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>>145343226
Phantom Assassin
* Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes

POST YFW THE PA META IS FINALLY HERE

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>still literally untouched
I'm glad i quit this pub-pandering game

>>145342881
I just don't understand why he keeps getting kicked

they fucking won dac and ti, the most success they've ever had, buuut noo they'd rather piss it away for zai and memeteezy

do they just hate winning or what?

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>>145343226
>mfw my secret MMR increasing hero get buffed again.

I hope it will take long before reddit discover this hero.

If I'm a newish player but understand moba basics what role should I play?

Support like Crystal Maiden? Or should I play a carry?

>>145343226
HELLO
NEW PATCH AND WE'RE DEAD
???

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WHAT THE FUCK

CASUAL 6.88 AT 1:30 IN THE MORNING

>>145343613
just read the news
EG
-bulba -aui +zai(pos4) +universe(pos3) ^fear(pos1)

Secret
-universe +bulba

why make the change? because it wasn't working with autism_2000

Silencer
* Agility increased from 16 to 22

8 free attack speeds
what did he mean by this?

HURRRRRRRRR THERE WILL BE NO PATCH XD I KNOW BECAUSE OF MY INSIDER BRO

FUCKING RETARDS

wait if they kicked Aui does that mean Fear is carry again since Zai is support?

Or is Zai going to play Carry?

>buffing am
>still trying to fix arc
>nerfing doom
>nerfing earthshaker
>buffing ursa

what

>SLARK FINALLY NERFED
>Ignite manacost reduced from 95/105/115/125 to 90
>buffing jungle veno even more
>pike now gives 100 attack spd on those four attacks

WHAT

is the circus clown car bear finally going to shine once again?

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>>145343638
no cute pictures of PA to post

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Zai will truly Make America Great Again

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Centaur
* Double Edge cooldown reduced from 6 to 5
* Centaur Strength gain increased from 3.8 to 4.0

The most powerful hero ever

>Treant
>Base damage increased by 6
PUNCHING THROUGH FACES

>Windrunner
* Windrun cooldown reduced from 15 to 14

>windunner

SHES BACK?

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>>145343226
>Earth spirit
>Magnetize cooldown increased from 80 to 100/90/80

Holy fuck, just kill this hero already.

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Wow, thanks man!

Icefrog is the biggest hack in history.

>>145343735
welcomehome.gg

>zai to 4 fear to 1

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>Centaur Strength gain increased from 3.8 to 4.0

>6.88
>Not even a special page on dota2.com

Dead fucking game.

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>>145343735
http://welcomehome.gg/

>Ludwig “zai” Wålberg, who will be playing in the 4 position, with Clinton “Fear” Loomis taking the 1 position.
>In just a few days, zai will be joining us in the United States, and we will begin preparing to conquer the TI6 qualifiers and defend our title

>>145343673
He was not the reason they won, it's been shown with him playing carry that he is replaceable as fuck

also he's team cancer

>>145343226
>buffing the hero that can crit you for 1500 damage from across the map
ebin

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>Spirit Siphon base health drain reduced from 25 to 16

is it finally over, please inform me.

>>145343735
Im pretty sure that even with fear's fucked up wrist he'll play carry again
They dont want the aui situation to happen again, much less when making a single mistake leaves you out like in open qualifiers

>>145343858
>Let it Go

>Let it go, let it go!
>Thought we lost who we adore.
>We don't care
>what others have to say!
>Let the rest rage on.

>Qualifiers don't scare us anyway!

>>145343689
Play the hardest carry imaginable, also
>tfw my hoofs will run red again

>>145343226
Hurricane Pike
* Attack Range bonus increased from 130 to 140
* Active now grants 100 Attack Speed for the 4 attacks it provides on the target

Free... Alacrity?

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>Luna movement speed increased from 330 to 335
TOO FAST

>>145343969
>dat RTZ on the mountain

>>145343864
everyone know's he's a shit carry

he was a great fucking 4 though..

>constantly nerfing earth spirit

i mean 100 seconds, sure but i dont think that stops him

Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes
>Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes
Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes
>Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes
Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes.
>Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes
Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes
>Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes
Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes
>Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes
Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes
>Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes
Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes
>Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes
Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes

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>Enough raging Peruvian reports will LITERALLY get you sent to LP

What the fuck kind of goddamn system is this, I don't ever type or say anything because I'd just rage at their stupid money lives, I don't abandon, and still I get put in LP

I haven't abandoned a game in nearly 8 months fuck this fucking game man 3 games of LP is gonna be 9 losses in a row right off the bat I know it

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>>145344017
finally

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>>145344023
IT'S REAL

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>>145343778
Here you go senpai. It's free.

>>145344110
of course it's real, you think i'd lie on /d2g/?

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> Intelligence gain increased from 2.5 to 2.8
> Decay cast range increased from 625 to 650
> Decay duration increased from 40 to 45

Gummy vitamins all day

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I will actually kill myself if EG somehow chokes in the TI qualifier

>>145343226
>http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
still buff lifestealer
is icefrog mad?

Phantom Assassin
* Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes

he finally figured out why she was dogshit for years

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>>145343226
>http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
Holy FUCKING shit Valve

>>145343226
>Pugna now has 4.5 Intelligence gain
Jesus christ

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ITS NOT FAIR
WHY DOES ICEFRAUD HATE BLYATCYKA

SLARK DIDN'T GET NERFED ENOUGH

>>145344085
Maybe because you did a bad performance on that game...?

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>>145343835
>>145343858
>PPD revealing EG's final form
>Fear taking off his power wrists
>Zai on support
holy shit how can anyone even stop that

>Drow Ranger
* Frost Arrows slow increased from 15/30/45/60% to 16/32/48/64%
FREE FUCKING ATOS

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>>145344208
At least you got something

>>145344049
Not really, it was due to peters draft and EG's playstyle that let AUI get farmed as fuck and contribute a lot

if you put him on four now he'd be complete shit

>warlock buffed
LMAO 4 GOLEMS
4 golems

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>buffing OD again

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

https://twitter.com/MerliniDota/status/742229952616009728
daily reminder martin did nothing wrong

>Ignite manacost reduced from 95/105/115/125 to 90

THIS

IS RIDICULOUS

icefrog here, hope you like the patch

>>145344241
yea so you level arrow and you lose all pushing power and drow is shit late with mass blinks icefraud is a sadistic maniac
drow support?

Troll Warlord seems pretty legit now, especially since Lifestealer and Slark got nerfed

>>145344201
that was a nerf

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>another spirit syphon nerf

well it was fun while it lasted. At least they didnt touch the max hp as damage and uels fuckery

>>145344337
NO
UNPICKED HEROES ARE STILL GARBAGE

>>145344319
of course
commies still trying to portray him as the bad guy and big phrama wants to keep pushing this narrative to keep eyes off of them

>>145344289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhDZ149XnvI
Science and shit confirmed for meta again

>>145344337
Thanks for buffing the twin headed casino ogre

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Pugna
* Intelligence growth increased from 4 to 4.5
* Nether Blast cooldown reduced from 5.5 to 5

Pugna smart!

>>145344239
I'll laugh so fucking hard if they lose to Cap's stack

>>145344319
Good goys

>>145344319
unfollowed as soon as he tweeted that shit

With the new patch, who's the new sleeper OP?

>Pugna
>Intelligence growth increased from 4 to 4.5
Gee thanks frogdude
I always wanted to get fucked harder by nyx and get even more mana than I can never use

>>145344417
cap's stack is in the EU qualifiers :)

>Phantom Assassin
>* Phantom Strike can now target Spell Immune heroes

HE FINALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR LIFESTEALER COUNTER

>>145344475
lifestealer

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>>145344336
Well I suppose I could use an even easier way to harass all game long

>>145344486
See ya next TI to Puppey then

Treant
* Base damage increased by 6

the fuck does he hit for now? 100 base damage?

>>145344475
Ogre magi, litterally free damage

>>145344475
Treant. That fucking base damage.

>>145344535
>icefraud is telling us to build echo sabre on Treant to abuse that sick damage

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>>145344413
>Intelligence growth increased from 4 to 4.5
pop

>>145343660
>afk hero that turns the game into a fucking nightmare for the other team and makes their ease of execution much harder
>bitching about "pub-pandering"
Fuck off. I want to play dota, not fucking mine sweeper.

>>145344498
2 years later d2g's suggestions getting added wow
Still, the basher damage nerf was huge for PA

>Mass Serpent Wards splash radius increased from 75% to 100%

so how does splash work, like cleave? this seems really good but what do i know

>>145344535
>silver edge TP with STR gear
A tree killed you....a tree

>>145344475
Kunkka. Icefrog wants SingSing on TI it seems

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>>145342203
>zai back to EG
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CARRY MY BOYS KAIPI TO TI6 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE