Overwatch General - /owg/

lets measure dicks by posting your average # of shots hit

first for planetside 3 > overwatch

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>D.va main sends you a friend request

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Say something nice to her.

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>dominate several games in a row with a good random team
>this happens and I get put into a team of shitters instantly

forced 50/50 is a myth they said my winrate is 68%

Guys what if someone edited the picture where the Asian man is feeding watermelon to a monkey so that Mercy is feeding watermelon to Lucio

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Just a reminder.

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Mercy is bae.

>Miss one of my Helix Rockets once the entire match
>LOL CAN YOU AIM SOLDIER?
>Mei ice walls me so I can't move backwards and I'm trapped against a wall
>LOL YOU WERE JUST STANDING STILL WHAT A RETARD

Are all Blizzard communities this fucking shit?

>>145193571
Soft tongue for blowjobs and frenchkisses.

8th for shitposting

>>145193525
wwaht the fugggg X DX D XD XD XD X

>>145193571
she can regrow her hymen with Recall

>>145193525
delete this

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I want Mei to fart in my face!!!!

> tfw writing a paper but keep getting distracted by /owg/
> tfw I could be playing OW if I finished this paper, but that wont happen today because i'm stuck shitposting

what a waste of a saturday this is going to be

>>145193693
HE

>>145193712
Fuck off.

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In for the smooch, kyuuuuuuuute!

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>get legendary after 20 levels
>it's shitty short hair D.Va

I already have Carbon Fiber and White Rabbit, what the fuck.

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>>145193525
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG

>>145193525
>doesnt post proof

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Anyone got the one with stretched face?

>>145193814

She looks like a power ranger.

>>145193832
test it yourself :^)

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>mfw blast a pharrah skyhigh when she takes off at the same time with lucio m2 and then airshot her with wubs
im getting the hang of this jam

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first for gg ez

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Post'em

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People over level 100 are literally the saltiest and most autistic players ive seen yet

Most of them main Widow, Mcree and the occasional Lucio

If someone is over 100 in this thread, do you know what a razor is?

>>145193802
umad you little bitch?

>>145193814

>complaining about the only good D.Va skin

why tho

>>145193591
Curious. What level are you? I was that high before I got level 20 at which point I was at 60% until about level 30 where I settled at 55%.

>>145193814
>I already have Carbon Fiber and White Rabbit, what the fuck.
well which skin do you wanna get then?
those are the best

>>145193839
HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY
KNEES WEAK
ARMS SPAGHETTI

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>>145193839
WHOA THERE!

>win a bunch of games
>kicked out due to low players
>game is taking forever to find me a new match

I dont like the looks of this

>>145193883
Wow, it's literally every Bastion PotG ever. Good job.

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>>145193903

Kill me.

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>>145193904
u mad?

>>145193626
No it's just the autistic Mei players. Anyone who likes fat girls is delusional with brain problems.

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>>145193994
LMAO, always gets me. Thanks m'eighty eight

>>145193883
All he had to do was get two dps classes with him to shoot behind the damn thing.

It would be really nice if the cosmetic previews showed you what the weapons look like, even if the hero's idle animation doesn't normally display it.

On that note, which Mercy legendary is best?

>>145194073

She is not fat though, she is curvy which is godtier and shows reproductive health.

>>145193525
wow as soon as I saw this I tested in game
The roadhog hook damage actually falls down after the first win I got
I can't post the proof but you can do it yourself

>backfill +400xp on a lv70 game
>get gold on elimination and objective time
shitters everywhere

>>145194057
holy SHit mlkafao MLFaLMFAO

>>145193789
I know that feel anon

boy do I ever

>>145194109
Imp. Imp is cutest.

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>>145194057

Which girl's farts would you pay to smell?

>>145193928
58, I play Lucio only because I like winning

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>forced to play the tank
>leave game

>>145193839

>GOMU GOMU NO REVOLVER

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Overwatch is comfy because of all the pagan cultural things added

>MesoAmerican pyramids
>Egyptian culture

>>145193904

I've actually kind of noticed this as well.
And they are usually also the only players who shit on their team in global chat.

>leaving games doesn't count as a loss
why didn't anyone fucking tell me. I could be calling other people shitters with a faked 65% winrate

goddamn it

>>145193883
>Rein immediately charges despite already being in your sights
>Lucio runs to his death straight at you
>76 just stands there
What a bunch of retards holy shit. And the MMR has no way of sifting these people out well fucking hell.

What's up with everyone using the term"salty"? I've been disconnected from pretty much all games except Dark souls for a few years, is this the new "umad"?

To the guy who said I could only sleep two hours I ended up sleeping about 5 hours.

>>145194073
shes not fat anon. stop this meme. Once the inevitable no jacket costume cknes out youre gonna look like an angry fartcuck

Who /44%/ average accuracy on Soldier here?

>>145193069
>hating faggots means you're a closet faggot

so do you think hating rats makes you a closet rat? because I view homos and rats the same way

neither can help that they are born that way, as a rat or as a faggot, but that does not make their behavior and propensity for being diseased any less disgusting

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>people think ranked play will be better

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>>145193916
>good skin
Carbon Fiber, right?

>>145194176
Tracer and Mercy

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>>145194192
>Forced to be a tank
>be D.Va

>>145194249
Basically, yeah.

>>145193916
This is the most incorrect post in this thread.

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>>145194176
Widowmaker
I'll pay her in baguettes.

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>>145194308
This guy gets it.

>>145194192
>forced

>>145194302
>Carbon fiber
>The skin that actually gives the Korean woman black hair
What the fug

>>145194302
What's with those curves?

>>145193620
please refrain from using negroid terms, thanks

how often does master overwatch update?

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>playing Trashmouse
>D.Va on my team uses ult
>enemy team scatters
>let rip my riptire
>mfw teamkill since they went to hide in the same spot

>>145193903
>tfw half of them are shit
>can't sell them
gg

>>145193994
>McRee fails to reach for the sky

>>145193945
Exactly. I wanted a legendary of a hero I didn't already have the best skins for.

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>>145194275
cry about it on /pol/ you miserable faggot

>>145193571
PRETTY

TOES

>>145194147
>He thinks level determines skill

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>>145194157
Got it early on, not too fond of it, kinda goth-y. I do like her hueg calves though

Also today in random brawl I got a really embarrassing widowmaker potg. I wish I could aim.....

>>145194176
Mei. Only good smelling farts come out of an ass that glorious

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Reminder that carbon fiber is literally a meme. Everyone always forces the shit out of those skins saying they're the best for their respective heroes, saying all others are trash, yet pic related is the same colour scheme yet never gets mentioned, however if its name were carbon fiber everyone would shill it regardless of how it looks.

>>145194502

kek

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Why didn't you show up?

>>145194485
It's better than Devil, red and black is such an overused color scheme.

>>145194142
>>145194270
>not fat
>those lard legs
>probably have that image of her thunder thighs in tights
D E L U S I O N A L

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>>145193525
>people actually believe this

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>>145193839

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>>145194142
>>145194270
SHE'S FAT

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>>145194502
>bodyshot tracer

>>145194502
>26 degrees
what cooling dude

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>>145194595
R E T A R D

>>145194531
Carbon Fiber Genji's who use the Naruto Salute highlight intro are the biggest shitters I have ever seen

Carbon Fiber is a meme

>>145194249
It''s a term from fighting games that kind of made its way to gaming in general.

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>/owg/ in a nutshell

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>>145194606
People will believe Blizzard are personally out to ruin their lives if it lets them avoid facing up to the fact they're not as good as they think

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>Zeny is bad on attack
What did you meme by this?

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should i do it?
what new name should i use?

>>145194502
>trashmouse
More like
>Tracershit

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>>145193903

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>>145194725

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>>145194142
She's fat, no matter how much she or other people say she's not.

>>145194646
SHE HASN'T BEEN BEAT UP PROPERLY

>>145194725
gamerdude2305

>>145194725
pubelordx

>>145194720

I wish I could aim to use him more but at the age of 56 I have no reflexes left. I can only spam explosives with Junkrat.

>>145194531
It's not the name for Zarya. It's that her hair is still that retarded Dyke-style in neon pink.

>>145194558
Everyone was too busy chasing a lone Tracer in the back of the map miles from the objective.

>>145194725
The name of the hero you play the most, doesn't matter if you suck at them, it'll make you THE worst asshole on the planet, I mean in the match

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>>145194502
>PNG: 164

>>145194176
Widowmaker, Tracer, and Mercy.

D.va and Pharah have smelly ones.

>>145194697
I assume it has something to do with Twitch?

I am completely confused every time people use twitch terms, I still have no clue what "Kappa" is supposed to mean other than being some twitch emote or something.

>>145194502
get fucked nerd

>>145194720
Now try again with a widow on the other team

>>145194783
A new skin without her jacket is gonna come out and youre gonna look dumb as heck. Blizzard could tell you to your face that shes just wearing winter clothing while giving you a prostate massage and you still would deny it.

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>>145194458
Not him and fuck I hate talking about politics on 4chan, but Brietbart is mainstream American conservative... which is what the alt-right hates. Should be Gates of Vienna, GoldenOne or ThuleanPerspective etc. instead.

Anyways, game related, Mercy can apparently punch holes in solid metal, is she on the juice???

>>145194725

homoswag69

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it's a 'hanzo / genji / dva / widow complains about their teammates the whole time' episode

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>tfw Genji is actually much easier than I expected
What's so hard about him? You just climb over some walls, spam people from long range and burst them down whenever someone is low, then disengage. Being able to cancel Deflect with Swift Strike also feels cheap as fuck because I get a free hit without them being able to do shit.

>>145194682
>early concepts
>concept art
>actual design
Well meme'd it's over now though.

>>145194531
>>145194696
I'm sorry, but Carbon Fiber is the best skin for D.Va.

>>145194720
no widow, no argument

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rate my least played

>>145194932
that's not limited to Zen, though

>>145194502
Happy Birthdaayyy~~

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>mfw when getting killed by heroes that don't need to aim worth shit

Explosions and arrows with giant hit boxes sure are fun.

Reminder that Tracer is married to Widowmaker!

How do I into Zarya?

>>145195097

he suffers much worse than most characters and you know it

>>145195017
>you're not allowed to call me out for being shit because i don't like the hero you picked

Fuck off

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>>145194957
>A new skin without her jacket is gonna come out and youre gonna look dumb as heck

I don't give a heck. She's on the thicker side and if a skin like that does come out, I'm just going to beat my dick even harder.

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>>145194882
kinda thought about that for the memes

>>145195019
The people who claim he's hard to play are trying to use him as a close range brawler rather than an assassin.

I want to get facefucked by widow's huge overpowered futadick and have her empty her balls full of balance straight down my bitch throat

>>145194595
>lard legs

She might be wearing thick winter pants you know

>>145195019
Easy to play, sort of hard to master.
He's mechanically harder than most heroes, his projectiles require aiming and he is a glass canon so there's that.
>>145194882
Oh the horrors of the "Genji" players who for some reason play WM and McC now.

>someone switches to the hero you're using

do they think im doing bad? do they want to try to copy me? WHY?

>>145195209
Oh fuck off

It's true, meifaggots are fucking delusional

>>145195182
pink mei a best.

T H I C C

>>145195058
>Mei has her "concept art" as a spray

You're right, it's over now for you.

>>145195163

those are some hairy arms

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>>145195194

>>145195194
is this a real image

>>145195182
not if i beat it first

>>145195160
deploy shield when you're already being shot at, rather than just before, so even enemies who know not to shoot shield will still shoot it. Also turn on the option to see allies' health so you know who the enemy is targeting.

>>145195163
Perfect

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why do these images exist

>>145195264
Sometimes I wish somebody would switch with my hero. They play Support while I play Attack. Because they suck.

>symmetra on team defending
>places teleporter right next to fucking spawn

>>145195273
her legs and ass are the delicious part of her anon

>>145195264
Maybe they like you?

>>145195158
I'm married to Tracer!

>>145195097
Widow counters zen harder than any other character. It's probably one of the hardest counters in the game.

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>>145195349
Are you Mei?

>>145195402
tumblr

>I typically fill for whatever Hero my team needs
>Get into game
>Someone picks Lucio
>"Thank god, I can play someone other than Mercy/Lucio this game"
>Their first death they switch to Genji on defense

Can we just instaban these players?

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>>145195194
holy fucking shit

>>145194109
Tell me about it.

Even online, it's hard to find good images of what the weapons look like.

If I'm have to spend forever grinding out 1000 jewgolds, I would at least like to know exactly what I'm buying.

>>145194710
It's more that Blizzard just did a poor job with the match-making system than any malice on their part.

>>145195095
Give Zarya and Junkrat some love.

>>145195017
It's pretty funny that I've only noticed widow/hanzo players complaining about no tank or support, especially on attack

>>145194879
D.Va has a massive pink logo on her carbon fiber skin. it's the same.

>>145195463

That'd mean you're replying to yourself

>>145194109
>>145195542
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4ltrrm/a_hopefully_growing_compilation_of_the_first/

>>145195463
that art is great. This is what i imagine mei built like. Or semi filia a la skullgirls

stop with all the fucking KOTH games god damn

>>145195264
unless you're mercy or symmetra it doesn't matter.

>>145195463
What Cute Figures would you buy?

>>145194109
Depends what you like.
The Valkyrie shows some skin.
The Devil/Imp one has a tail and is sexy but her tits are smaller.

>>145195194
your win ratio would probably be positive if you picked lucio for stuff like koth
mercy can be really shit if your team isn't bothering to look after you

>>145195630
I'd be Mei if I had a choice and get gangbanged by Hanzo and Genji

https://twitter.com/OverwatchTXT/status/741359458723500032


FUCKING HELL MY SIDES, WHO DONE THIS.

>>145195017
whenever I play D.Va I pretty much waive my rights to complain about anything, as at that point I'm really more part of the problem.

>>145195264
Perhaps they literally just want to play that hero
Or that hero hard counters someone else on your team

BOY I SURE DO LOVE IT WHEN THE WIDOW ON MY TEAM IS OBJECTIVELY WORSE THAN THE WIDOW ON THEIRS SO NOW WE HAVE NO FUCKING CHOICE BUT TO LOSE

>Roadhog now has a passive which decreases the amount of ult-charge gained by attacking him
Would this be the right way to balance him? He seems pretty balanced otherwise.

>>145195663

You sound exactly like the kind of person who says someone is useless despite having multiple gold medals

should i buy 10 dollars worth of lootboxes

>Bastion is my favourite design but he is essentially useless outside of the lower brackets

I really hope they manage to smooth out his skill curve somehow but I'm not sure how they'd even do that

>>145194109
her legendaries suck

cobalt is best mercy

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Overwatch fumos when

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>dropped into a losing game in progress
>immediately try to leave
>game forces me to pick a hero

what the fuck?

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Emote when

>>145195780
If you want to make leveling feel even more tedious, sure

>>145195264
>do they think im doing bad?

probably yeah. or the enemy team is doing torb+rein+bastion or double pharah or something

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>>145195402
Because it's fun

But also>>145195503

>>145195806
her default skin is the best, and orchid is the best recolor for it.

>>145195648
Now that I think about it, I should have thought to just google "first person" instead of "weapon".
Thanks anon.

>>145195861
I hate that shit. You have to just close the client manually in these cases.

>>145195861
>he fell for the "forced 50 is a meme" meme
you won too many games, now you're going to lose whether you like it or not

>>145195163
See, that's just padded. Fat chicks trying to sell themselves as curvy like that. Mei is fat

>snipers constantly on attack position point control/KoH maps

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A THING
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS META SINCE OPEN BETA
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A MEME?

seriously do you fucking widow fapper faggots not know how useless you are being when you are on attack for KoH? litterally ur making it a 5v6, 4v6 if u cant fucking aim. fucking stop it.

>>145195861

leaving doesn't do anything unless you're in assemble or after defeat/victory

>>145195886
>dva doing nigger shit

no

also that skank is UGLY

is this information about rank borders still correct?

http://www.overpwn.com/news/152-tracers-over-the-shoulder-pose-removal-drama-all

Im asking because i have never seen silver portrait and i have hard time believing that there is so much lvl 200 around that i have seen.

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Who is the most fun character to play and why is it Mei?

>blocking ults left and right
>separate enemies from their groups
>blocking escapes
>blocking Widowmakers view
>providing cover to move the payload
>blocking enemy spawn exits on the last bit of payload
>raising icewalls behind enemies so Reinhardt can pin them
>freezing tanks to death
>combining her ult with Zaryas is fun
>high survivability for funny comebacks on 1 on 1 fights
>makes everyone on /owg/ mad as fuck

>>145195894
what does that mean

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>>145195813
Funkos is what you'll get and what you'll like

Just got shipping confirmation on Pharah and I have Tracer and Winston pre-ordered, already have Widow, I missed Reaper and 76 though

>>145195774
t. hanzorto weeborsa

>>145195992
Just delete the first row and it's probably right

>>145196018
Funkos are trash and you're a retard for fuelling this moronic craze

can hero stacking be removed, thanks bizz.

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Loot crates is not like the crates Gaben gave us. You were a fool for leaving TF2!

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It's agony and suicide thoughts episode again

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hey.

>>145195960
WM is pretty much obligatory on both sides at this point, it's kind of annoying and really ruins the enjoyment to be frank.

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>tfw a hero finally "clicks" with you

I've been having a great time with D.va today.

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>>145195754
>play D.va
>spam "Is this eassy modddeee?"
>somehow do better when I do this
>1v1 a McCree as Zero Suit D.va
>manage to win and spray my GG spray on his corpse
>We end up winning
Can the enemy hear our voice lines? Because that might have been psychological warfare.

>>145196060

that pit is fucking gay and makes winston 10x stronger than he should be on attack

>>145195997
It's Lucio though.

Post your account score per minute rank.

7k here.

>>145195774
weebs need to leave

>>145196004
I think he means getting 10 boxes at once will make you spoiled and getting 1 box after 10 or so games will seem like an eternity

>>145195997
I don't find Mei fun anymore because everyone seems to know how annoying she is so they always chase me down and take me out first

>>145196091
k

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>>145195742
I knew exactly which skin was going to show up when the loot box image showed up.

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>49.8% winrate
Any guides on tying nooses?

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>tfw 60% queuing solo
>he fell for the forced 50 meme

>>145196114
Best greeting in the game.

Class restrictions when?

>>145194720
>4k healing over a 5 minute game

>>145196060
>that unnecessary underground jump
fucking pathetic

>>145196176
I too quit out of games because I don't care about Loot Crates

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>>145195997
She's the second most fun to kill as Junkrat, only to Tracer
>self freezes
>throw trap and airbag on both sides and spam grenades
or
>she's freezing you
>throw airbag and get out of there

It's like watching your fish jump off the hook and swim away only to lob grenades at you later in the match.

>>145196060

Isnt it the same thing to just go through the top? They cant see you in either entrances.

>>145195813
im so hungry

>>145196159
>crying about "weebs" on weebs: the website

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>>145196105
>play Soldier 76
>5 gold medals
>the only card for our tean
>no votes

>>145196131
Yes, I played as mei and spammed A-MEI-ZING and the other team got butthurt in chat.

>>145196176
>124 games played

>>145195997
>Mei's think they have so much utility and versatility
>HOLD UP NOW
Best feeling in the world. Most fun to play more like most fun to McSkill on.

>>145196159
You do know where you are, right?

>>145195787
>bastion
>useless outside of the lower brackets
lolno
a bastion set up and buffed on a solid defending point will still mow down competent teams, until they switch to a hard counter, throwing off the team composition anyway.
just because widow/pharah/genji are good at killing him, doesn't make him useless.

>>145196262
>being a living, breathing weeb

>>145196246
Looks quicker to me, although you lose your dash in the process

>>145196060
no-life loser

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>>145196105
I love when they split episodes in parts

>>145196379

are you surprised?

>>145196256
Veryhungry...

>>145196323

>See McSkill come out of a corner and quickly turn into ice
>McSkill as expected wastes his stun
>Break free and freeze him to death

You McSkills are too predictable.

>>145196176
>124 games played
yeah get ready for the loss streak

>>145196087
well it makes sense.

>>145196238
Really that is the way to play the game. If you get thrown into a game where it's fucking Two Hanzos and A Widowmaker on offense then just eject. I'm not going to deal with your stupid match-making Blizzard.

If Quickplay doesn't matter and it's all fun then why bother with a leavers penalty? Afraid people won't want to deal with the bullshit of having terrible teams forced upon them?

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how the fuck? My team wasn't even that bad.

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I only pick healer or support when it's the last slot to be filled.
The character I want to invest the most time in is McCree. My 'main', so to say.
Rate.

>tfw potg is me playing the epic dwarfman, hitting my turret and collecting stuff

o..oh.

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Overwatch merchandise when?

I NEED a Zarya plushie.

Why is the hurtbox on Zarya's laser so fucked? I'm trying to thread a needle here while Hanzo is shooting Funko pop figurines.

>>145196379
pretty sure repeating the same exact post repeatedly is reposting/spamming

>>145196372

if you call this living. :|| when god damn it?

>>145196463
Works have the time, the other half he'll fan/roll/fan your face off.

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what the fuck, the battle.net program doesn't let me log in on the americas server and it gives me this error
BLZBNTBGS80000021
the support page says its for legacy games.
what can i do?

>>145196535
the enemy team must have been utter dogshit

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FEMGI

>>145196176
I was like this too. You'll be down to (50 +- 5)% at least in your early 30s.

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>>145196562
>not paying an artist on FA to make a furry Bear Zarya plush

>>145196463
>Break free and freeze him to death

Any competent McCree will instantly roll the fuck out of there after seeing the ace in hole hole fail, slowly outrun her, recharge stun and wait in another corner somewhere. Do you understand the fear of losing track of a McCree?

>>145196535
you must've got a lot of assists with only 2k damage done. aka doing 5 damage to a dying person and getting credit.

>>145196114
why does Reaper have buttplugs glued to his hands?

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>get legendary drop at around level 20
>it's Blackhardt

Don't think I'll get that lucky again

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>>145196463
The shitters do the flash throw on reflex it's fucking embarrassing as a McCree player who actually conserves his Flash for a good opportunity.

Hanzo is a bad character

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>>145196562
sorry i could only find legos and figures

>no ancient Roman or Greek skin

why live

>>145196570
Because you can get up to double damage and melt people's faces off

>play Zarya most of the time, Hanzos are mostly a joke since I can take a hit and dodge or just use shield
>switch to a lower health character, Hanzos are suddenly pure hell because of lower health

>>145196632
If I could guarantee nice quality and not get fucked on shipping I would
>

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>>145196606
>beautiful anime cyber ninja fem
>in reality the character only still has the top of his face intact and fucked up
Waste of a good drawing

>my friends think fucking Torbjörn is overpowered
How can I even convince shitters like this that it's not the case?

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Jesse McCree! What kind of sense of humour do you think Jesse McCree has? I bet he's a pretty funny guy, I know I always laugh at being skillfully taken out by the best overwatch character. I want Jesse to whisper jokes in my ear while rubbing that long hard gun against me. What kind of jokes you ask? Here are five fun jokes about Jesse McCree!

1. What's McCree's favorite pokemon?
Linoone!
2. What do you get when you cross McCree and Reaper?
Die noon!
3. When is McCree's paper due?
By noon!
6. McCree!

>>145194109

Valkyrie easily, but a lot of her recolors are really worth it.

>>145196463
>instaflashing

I've learned with Genji. You always wait until any flash throwing just in case the zip out of it.
Seeing a Genji press E, then zip towards you only to get WHOA THERE'd or a Tracer Recalling into a DON'T MOVE is orgasmic.

>>145196782

plus the dude's like fifty

>>145196739
Do damage boosts stack? I wonder what the damage would be like on a fully charged Zarya attacking a Discorded character while they are also being damage boosted by Mercy.

>>145196735
Why are you posting a picture of BvS Doomsday

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>tfw the only heros I'm good with are D.va and reaper

I feel like such a weeaboo edgelord.

>>145196782
how sweaty is he on a daily basis under that mask?

>>145196115
she is trash on attack. even if she is decent at aiming she doesnt contribute jack shit to actual objective control.

>>145195813
Feed the 2hus, they get very hungry.

>>145196806
play with them until you get point rushed/stomped on anubis/hanamura defense
then they'll see

I want to be a D.va Main so bad but she just sucks too much.

>Can't kill anyone more than 2 inches away.
>Shitty Damage because of spread.
>A fucking useless easy to avoid ult unless you're playing CP with no objects in the immediate area to hide behind.
>Even then only works if you comet Meka into the air and then you might only get 1 or 2.

But she's a qt though and I like her skins.

>>145196830
here's your (You)

now kys

>No tanks
>last player is taking forever to pick his hero

never a good sign

>>145196553
>enemy pushes
>die
>see my turret is losing HP after I respawn
>potg is me ulting and running back to spawn as my turret takes down a couple of people

>*psst psst* KURAE
>HOOOWL HONK HOONK WOOF
there is no avoiding that fucker

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>>145196864
She's Korean, so it's not weeaboo.

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>>145196874
his sweat glands were destroyed.

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>>145196954
>HONK

>>145196921
mccree facts is probably the only actually funny OW maymay

>>145196879
>kills other widows/bastions/healers/everyone
>opens opportunities for pushing
>provides the team with wallhacks to avoid flanks
you are such a shitter it hurts
widow is good on both

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>>145196874
Not sweaty at all. It looks like whatever skin he has left is all scarred from burns. Any sweat glands he had have been destroyed.

>KOTH
>Team is doing relatively well
>Im 76 and coordinating people to save their ults for the right moment
>Kid on our team INSISTS on staying as Hanzo
>Bitch him out on mic and say hes garbage
>He starts talking and literally sounds like hes 13
>"b-but WHY ARENT YOU DOING ANYTHING?"
>I get POTG despite the team losing and the entire team ends up shitting on him.
>look at his stats
>MORE FUCKING DEATHS THAN ELIMINATIONS

Hanzofags need to be purged. They contribute absolutely nothing. Its like having a shitty spy on your team in tf2

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>>145196830
>Linoone!

>>145196954
His wolf one is so fucking quiet compared to his dragon.
>RYUGA WA-
>everyone already left

>...AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>PoTG

>>145196879
she contributes something you normally get banned of

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>>145196732
>he can't get headshots at close range

>>145196060
mice potg dude

>>145196856
It would kill Roadhog in 2 seconds.

>Join game
>Hanzo
>Widow
>D.Va
>Symmetra as the lone support

nope
not gonna fall for your forced 50 meme anymore Blizzard

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Why does Mei look so retarded when she has you frozen and she's just standing there looking into your eyes before she shoves an icicle into your forehead

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>>145196921
haha, you're fucking pissed!

PSN ID's anyone? The couch is comfy but the pubs are not.

magicaljourneys. I mostly run Winston Tracer or Junkrat

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>muh only 2 game modes!

What other game modes could even work? Don't say CTF because tracer would be absurdly overpowered on it.

>>145196606
>Mercy borrowing Genji's cloths

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See this

What do

>>145196913
Stick to taking out the weak ones.
Nothing better than shooting a retreating player only to have him die from a few yards away by my tickle cannon.

Take out squishies and APM people's Ults.

>>145196856
What's the damage boost % from Mercy's powerade beam?

>>145197168
there are 3
and for ctf just disable movement abilities when having picked up the flag

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Post Roadhog face ideas

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>mfw some Mercy """main""" with ~60 hours on her and "--" on everything else tries to ERP with me
Thanks a lot you fucking healslut memesters. Don't call it a grave, it is the future you chose.

>>145197136
because her gimmick is not belonging on the battlefield. Shes timid. Thats why she looks so scared in her mouse 1 animation

>>145197168
I think there are actually 3 game modes. KoTH, point capture and payload.

>>145197168
tdm

also domination, but good luck getting the maps right

>>145197168
Payload race.

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>8 hours as zarya
>70% winrate
>#800 by score-per-minute on masteroverwatch
>average elims is 17
>best kill streak was 44

>just spent like 600 credits on skins, hero intros, voice lines since i realized i now main her

where were you when you realized zarya is a monster and the cure to forced50?

>it's a nobody picks support episode

>>145197204
help the poor girl with her laundry
she clearly doesn't know how to get those stains out

>>145196954
Even the friendly version is fucking hard to hear.
>Huh heugh... hyo!! AWOOOO BAO BAO GRR!
Can't even hear what he says.

>>145197107
:)

At what point at the end of the match can you leave without getting the penalty?

>>145194109
Sigrun

>>145196732
Hanzo isn't bad he's just outdone by widow maker.

>>145197135
I wonder if that happens because they are looking at most played classes and trying to put together a team based on that along with other factors. Perhaps the system is so fucked because it puts people together with the intent that they will switch classes to something more appropriate but they don't and it all goes to shit.

I would really like to see the logic behind how MM works beyond them just giving vague statements about what it is trying to do.

>>145197168

shockrifle instagib

>>145197285
When I installed open beta.

t. Quake 3/Quake Live player.

>>145197168
A "c4" mode. Attackers walk to a point and do a thing. The thing can be done while defenders are on the point. After the thing is done the defenders have to undo the thing while the attackers have to guard the thing.

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>>145197168
Deathmatch FFA
Stop the Omnic (team with most damage to it wins)
Doomfist Rampage (1 person randomly chosen as the OP Doomfist)

Post stuff that makes you leave at character select.

>A Hanzo lock in