>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/
>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/416mmBkq
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
>porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download
What we lost edition
>Discord
https://discord.gg/013ppKfgfODe9UcGd
zenyatta is a solid pick in the right hands
>haha time for overwatch
>dropped into 3 straight games that are almost over
great way to start the session thanks blizzard
>CASUAL EDITION
Can't make this shit up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kkV7qV3GPA
how do you get good at junkrat
he's one of the characters that my win % is really low
literally stranded idiot general
>>145119167
>>145119167
>>145119167
>>145119167
>>145120437
zenyatta is never a good pick.
>>145120437
literally anyone else is better in the same "right hands"
>>145120518
>overwart general
>shit op
no thanks
>>145120437
My dick is a solid pick in the right hands
>>145120292
Is this the Shantae general?
Every time I alt-tab out of the game it fucks up the UI until I restart. Is there any way to fix this?
I want to fuck mercy
Has Blizzard said anything about new maps yet? I'm getting pretty bored of the current ones and I'll pull my hair out if I have to play Hanamura one more time.
>>145120437
I like picking him alongside Torbjorn on defense. The armor he gives you puts in SO much work when you factor in Zenyatta's shield.
JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING
>>145120457
>>145128021
Here's your solution: Don't play on Hanamura.
>>145128089
I don't see it. What am I missing?
people that have trouble with Torb/Bastion disgust me
cant play this shit because i care too much about my stats FUCK
>potg goes to torb who MOTLEN COOOOREs
>sits there and hammers turret the whole fucking time
you've got to be shitting me
if you ult as torb, dont heal your turret. go out there and shove molten rivets up everyones ass and your turret wont have a health problem
Overwatch Co-Op single player mode when?
>>145127921
please respond
>>145128018
here
>>145128089
>anon you're such a huge fucking faggot, holy shit
YOU THINK YOU HONOR YOUR BROTHER GENJI WITH INCENSE OFFERINGS?
S A U C E
W H E R E
>It's a "Mei freezes you and takes like 4 seconds to line up her head shot."
This is not fun anymore. My matches consists of stomps from either sides or "balanced" games with Widowmaker and McCree running rampant everywhere. These nerfs can't come soon enough
>>145128018
i want tomake loveto mercy
>>145128306
With every death comessake!
>>145128217
>There are people who still don't know about hisalt-fire
No, no. He's very weak, he needs a buff.
>60 dollar game
>can't choose what gamemode you want to play
amazing
Post your biggest disappointments.
>>145128295
>>145128018
Is it just me or is most Mercy porn oral? Because I have a lot and all the best ones are just her giving head.
>>145128089
ROBOT HORDE MODE WHEN?
>it's a "Zenyatta gets bodyshot by a Widowmaker" game
>>145128436
git gud fgt
>>145128414
Healers heal cocks with their mouths
>>145128436
>It's a we need support episode
>It's an anon plays Zenyatta episode
>>145128173
Look at her ass.
>>145128381
>using alt fire
>when rivet headshots do somewhere close to 7 million damage
>>145128381
>plop down a turret and upgrade to level 2
>get behind enemies
>turret still up
>MOLTEN CORE
>enemies are trapped between the turret and a raging manlet with a shotgun
MEI REPPING THE NAYSH
>>145128410
Pug teammates.
>>145128217
nah
I'm drunk and I want to play with you memelords. How do I go about this? I have voice chat and I WILL be using it.
>start playing genji
>damn he's actually fun
>learn all his tricks and such
>just play for fun, don't pay attention to winning or losing, actually enjoying myself for once
>randomly check my stats
>60% winrate over 6 hours
i guess i found my waifu
>>145128410
>only level 2 because I still haven't gotten my PC fixed
>got this for Junkrat when I leveled
Feels good man
>>145128436
Zenyatta isn't supposed to be seen by the enemy team
>>145128217
I hated him initially but now I love this nigga
>>145128567
kys
>>145128334
the d.va has a disgusting face and mei is literally just a fat mei 'cosplayer'
So, bought this the other day and I have to admit it's fun, but I struggle to see what exactly it's for in a word where TF2 already existed and already has the balance issues worked out.
That said, It's definitely fun and it's rare you see a game this well optimized on launch.
>Mei has enough health to tank a Reaper ult and freeze him out of it
I have made 3 reapers extremely salty with this today. I like Mei a whole lot.
Am I the only one who just isn't having as much fun anymore?
>>145128410
>>145128647
I'm bitter I can't fuck them too.
>>145128647
LEMME SEE FOR MYSELF
>>145128523
>Not going full fungineer when the enemy tries to step to you
>Not sniping fools who try to run
Both are completely fine
>>145128546
>KOTH Ilios
>Randomizer mode, get Toblerone
>Throw down level one
>Mop up enemies on the point
>upgrade to level 2 when everyone's dead
>POTG is me bullying a Zen
I felt almost bad
>>145120457
SOMEONE ADD GLASSES TO THIS SO IT CAN BE PERFECT.
PLEASE I BEG OF YOU.
>>145128619
No u ;)
>>145128668
yes
>tfw getting better at Genji
>>145128650
well, this game is actually fun, so there's that
>>145128098
What are they saying?
>enemy gets their shit together in OT at the first checkpoint and completely rolls your team after that
>>145128647
Why is Edgelord so much fun? No one knows how to deal with him and NO ONE ever looks behind them for flanks/
>>145128835
ching chong ling long
>>145128609
fucking aimbot
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>145120437
Until Widowmaker exists on the same material plane as you.
>>145128808
>Another Chrome Genji
yaaaaaaaaaawn
why are support heroes even in the game
just delete zen and lucio, make mercy an AI that follows everyone around, and a dead person can use mercy's ult when needed
Genji/Zen team up short when?
>>145128946
You mean carbon fiber.
Chrome is the one that's completely fine.
>>145128946
>Another Chrome Genji
I'm sorry to inform you that you are colorblind.
>>145128983
kys
>>145128890
I don't even play reapoman and it triggers me when potgs don't have reload canceling holy shit.
>>145128817
I think the issue he was hinting at was that it's only fun until you run into people abusing the same imbalanced shit over and over. I've sworn off the game until the McCree and Widow nerfs go live.
>>145128890
I was defending on Anubis today, their reaper got a lucky 5 kills with death blossom on the second point once and then got shut down for the rest of the match
>>145128926
>Aimbot
What?
>>145128890
Because he kills in 1 shot and he ghost tricks to the nearest health item. Its fun but its an easy modo class.
i really hope they make unique heroes (aka 1 per team) the standard
>>145128976
Just Mercy. It's a hazard that comes with the more conventional healer abilities. Doesn't help that she's a qt girl too. Healers are always sissy sluts for some reason.
>>145128976
>implying all ow players don't want to regardless of their main
>>145128946
>Chrome
Carbon fiber is the only one that looks good. Not to mention Chrome is almost indistinguishable from his original skin.
>>145128414
As a mercy player, I can confirm giving head is indeed the preferred healing method
Have you ever laughed playing overwatch?Throwing a concussion mine at a charging rein and watching him fly off the map
>>145128985
What would that be like? A buddy cop sort of short?
>>145128976
Just Mercy players
>>145128976
Just Mercy.
Us hue hue players wanna STOP PLAYIN' GAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0E02f0P0X8
>>145129073
There is already in tournaments so it would be retarded to not put it in ranked as well.
>play mccree without rightclicking
>people still whine at me
???
>>145129096
>>145129017
>>145129010
>>145128946
>Not playingYoung Genji
>>145128935
>he gets killed by widows as zen
>ever
lmao
>>145128976
Me wanting to choke on large cocks is unrelated to playing support. I would rather play Junkrat but nobody ever picks support.
>>145129141
>>145129157
>tfw this makes me want to play Mercy some more right now
>>145129193
>people complain about people being healsluts
>people complain about people not playing healers on their team
>>145129116
a Junkrat did that once and the Rein landed on me
>>145128976
Just Mercy
Any female healer really, not support, but healer.
>>145129116
Every time I get a post death kill as Junkrat, I also stick my tongue out and cross chop like XPac
>>145128668
I play less and less every day
I guess I'll play more when they nerf mccree or pubs get better, my BLIZZfriends are pretty bad too
>>145129176
That's because people loathe being flashbanged more than anything.
>>145129052
mccree and widow are free kills to me desu
Which skin goes good with this highlight?
Also Chrome Genji its the final version of his suit. The standard one looks like a prototype and if you use the carbon one im sorry to inform that you are just another edgy fanboy.
>>145129116
Multiple times.
Watched a Hanzo get his shit pushed in hard by a Genji who reflected his ult.The Hanzo left immediately after
>>145129181
It's good.GODDAMN RNGESUS, WHY HAVE THOU FORSAKEN ME, LEVEL 71 NOW
>>145128008
Anyone?
>>145129107
I figured as much. That's how my ex always healed me after work, and he always played healers, too.
>the only person I play with keeps rage quitting
>they literally begged me to buy it too
I don't know why they have such an anger problem, jesus fuck it spoils the entire game for me too having to play alone.
>>145129181
Young Genji and Hanzo skins look absolutely retarded to me. I mean I guess Hanzo is fine but Genji looks gay as fuck.
Plus I like the robot ninja shit.
Your healer is dead
My ult's ready now
Ryuu ga waga
teki wo kurau
when did it becomes acceptable to use hashtags in online games? aren't all these twitch memes enough, do you really need twitter garbage too?
STOP WITH THE MEMES
MEMERS SHOULD BE HUNG
>>145129363
What about it fucks up?
>>145129073
yeah lets remove everything fun while we're at it cuz muh balance
no ults, primary fire only, final destination
>>145129334
the native ones
>>145129363
Are you using windowed borderless?
>there will never be an SS Mercy skin
>>145129181
Season 2 never
>>145129250
I'm so glad I'm not the only one
XPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC
>>145128436
>>145120437
>picking zen ever
ONESHOT
ONEKILL
>>145129116
A lot of times. Any time I die because of a fuck up it gets a good laugh out of me. The best way so far is when I tried to use a concussion mine to put some distance between me and a Roadhog, but he hooked me right as I got into the air.
>>145129379
Genji has glorious eyebrows though, you have to admit.
>>145129387
Try me!
>>145129387
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ryuu ga waga
Teki wo kurau
>>145129428
So Thunderbird or the other one? Which one is more hipster?
>>145129035
>I have no argument
-you
>>145129502
nah
>>145129116
I died while trying to jump as Winston and seeing his limp body flying through the air at 100mph was pretty funny
Tell me how gay I am
these threads are too fast
>>145129537
Because people enjoy playing those characters and they make the game have a bit more tactical diversity.
Sorry your team never picks support and you want to main hanzo.
>Reaper obviously going for Q of the game
>Throw concussion mine at him to throw him away
>He lands in better position to murder our team
>>145129249
Still haven't found the sauce. iqdb is useless for anything that isn't Japanese and google keeps giving me political cartoons.
>>145129334
> Get this intro
> Get mechaqueen soon after
Okay Phara, go ahead and shake your plastic hair for the cameraGood thing I never play Phara
Quality of Life changes?
>All Heroes may now display ally health bars
>Added 'Random Voice' keybind, randomly playing from owned hero voice lines
>Symmetra: pinging Ultimate status while Teleporter is online now tells your team the remaining charges
>Mei: added custom keybind for dropping Mei wall, so you don't kill yourself in a clutch scenario by spamming E
>Mercy: added custom keybind for using Guardian Angel on your beam target (there's a toggle option that allows you to do this already, and it's the only way to fly at someone without LoS; shit deal for people that don't want to play with this option enabled)
>Zenyatta: crosshair now 'flares' when a target with Discord Orb is damaged, akin to what Mercy gets when beaming a target that damages enemies
Anything else?
>>145129435
Shadman, go back to never finishing those comics.
>>145129551
Look at those guns, though. Guy was ripped.would suck his dick, no homo
>>145128926
The "snapping" to targets especially on the Mei the first time looks shady as fuck indeed.
Anyone got a screencap of Zarya's gun with the Arctic/Siberian skin? Kinda torn between saving for that or just settling for Dawn.
>>145129565
I've seen gayer, but I bet you'd love to suck my cock right now
>>145129572
Agreed - that's why Reddit is better for specific discussion about games than /vg/
>>145128890
I started playing Reaper and ended up switching to Tracer. I could never get a feel for his shotguns and just kept getting lit up by turrets every time I tried to flank.
I'll still play him every once in while, but I'm having more fun with Tracer and 76.
>>145129537
kys
>>145129552
The ragdoll physics when you die while using a mobility skill are pretty hilarious. Happens a lot with Genji too.
So are any of the girls still virgins?
>Have 40 eliminations
>1 commend
>Hanzo has 19
>6 commends
>>145129236
Its more like how unfair the balance is when theres a heal slut. Its a love hate relationship.
Daily reminder that Bastion should be removed from the game
>>145129116
>fuck up as Junkrat and die
>Total Mayhem double kills mercy and the ulting reaper and literally saves the game
Junkrat mechanics.
>>145129334
Like the other anon said, the native ones look pretty good with that pose because of the face paint. Raindancer might be a little more rare compared to Thunderbird.
>get first legendary
>it's for mei
FUCK my life senpai
>>145129635
I got the intro first and now im worried the same will happen to me.
>>145129376
I stopped playing with someone because he rages at everything and is literally dunning kruger in the flesh. I rather deal with retarded pubs than him.
>>145129712
> Lucio is my second highest played hero
> 6 hours
> Never gotten an epic or legendary commend
> Never even gotten past three commends
Why live
>>145129769
You don't like T H I C C girls, anon?
>>145129694
Mei because she's fat, ugly and Chinese
>>145129645
nah
>>145129694
nerfnow isn't canon
>>145129712
nobody likes you mccree
>>145129691
this word should be filtered, literally nobody used to shorten it before until summer hit
>>145129618
Nobody enjoys playing hide an seek against widowmaker for 5 randoms
I have a GTX 770, I am on driver 350.12.
Does the Nvidia overwatch driver have any problems? Does it actually increase FPS? Haven't bought the game yet
>>145129435
how do those pockets even work
why are they there
>>145129838
She's not ugly. Just fat.
>>145129636
>>Mercy: added custom keybind for using Guardian Angel on your beam target (there's a toggle option that allows you to do this already, and it's the only way to fly at someone without LoS; shit deal for people that don't want to play with this option enabled)
which toggle? the one that says prefer beamed target when flying or whatever?
I have seen the true face of evil.
Piping hot new image from the Overwatch twitter
>>145129830
fat people aren't people
>>145128772
>>145129753
Thanks for the help, its my favourite highlight for pharah and i wanted to be sure about a proper skin for it. If i have the currency i'll probabaly go with Raindancer cause i like the paint/blue armor more.
>>145128976
It's unrelated, DAD
>>145129565
I don't know if I'd use the word gay, but I would definitely use the word bad.
>>145129636
A little more than JUST QoL but I don't really see a reason why Winston shouldn't have third person camera when ulting.
>>145129867
>implying Tracer is a virgin
She's British and has a great ass. She probably gets raped by Muslims weekly.
>>145129869
kys
>get nevermore for reaper
>friend gets bloodhardt
>tfw edgy tzeencth and khorne chaos bros
>that Mercy
U G L Y
>>145129867
>nobody likes you mccree
Was Solder 76
>>145129376
>Only friend I have who owns Overwatch doesn't even play with me
>>145129830
There's a difference between thick and fat acceptance.
>>145129825
really? not even when your whole team sucks and only you in your team get a card up for commends?
>>145129915
Also https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/741442972584054785
>>145129769
>mainMei
>disappointed when I get her legendaries
They're just not very good.
>>145129659
Arctic
>>145129935
Not a bad choice. I have a webm of what that whole animation looks like with the mecha skins but it's a bit weird since her hair isn't really hair and the inside of her mouth is a bright color instead of looking normal.
Guys, 4chan was ordered by the Russian government to block Russian IP's from accessing the site. Press F to pay respects to Russia
Am I edgy enough?
I just got a really good idea!
How about Blizzard makes it so that when Tracer dies she automatically rewinds time if her skill is off cooldown?
Best girl.
>>145129915
Neat. So that's what Tracers more mobile version of the Chronal Anchor looks like. Also I could get behind Tracer X Lucio. They would make a good couple.
>>145129915
BLACKED
also Torb is such a pimp.
>>145130052
Agreed. I main Mei too, and I use her default skin.
>>145129565
What if your team already has a genji?
>>145130030
Wanna play with me? I have no friends to play with
>>145130115
Its fanart. There's no canon here.
>>145130128
Then I guess we are going to play double genji.
>>145130116
Who isn't Lucio BLACKing, at this point?
>>145130020
same thing
>>145129907
Yes
I learned this the hard way when I knocked a Mercy into the pit on Nepal and she just flew up without anyone having to come to the ledge to save her
Dumb advantage desu
>>145129376
1 of the 2 friends that I play with always invites his other friend when playing and THEY FUCKING SUCK SO BAD WE LITERALLY LOSE 90% OF THE TIME
I've started to quit after one match after he invites them
how cancer am i
>>145129647
git gud fagget
>>145129915
BLACKED
>>145129915
Maybe Mei is kind of fat...
>>145129945
What site is this again
I feel like more people would pair Lucio with other characters if he wasn't black
Is what I read true that leaving when you see the victory/defeat screen you're okay to leave the match with no penalty?
>>145130138
I'll play with you guys, I mainly play Roadhog.
TonyTwoFish#1753
What characters do you use default reticle on?
>>145129915
>Mei wearing a traditional dress
>but still has a big fluffy collar and gloves
Lazy Blizzard, baka
>>145129915
>that Torb
Any tips for playing S:76? I can't do well with him.
>>145130082
Again, thanks for the screenshot as well, i really like how it looks.
>>145130114
I want to lovingly impregnate Pharah and raise a family with her.
>>145130089
lmao'ing at Russia
>>145130194
>implying he isn't laughed at for being a manlet by everyone excluding D.va
>>145130215
you're malignant
POST SKIN IDEAS YOU MEME LOVING FUCKS
>>145130180
It's from the official Twitter. I know it's not super canon, but it still shows us what her casual chronal anchor looks like. Besides, we already know Lucio and Tracer are good friends. I don't see how this undermines that at all.
>>145130261
burst fire
click on head
>>145130050
So is Torbjorn x Mercy canon?
Between this and the halloween photo it seems like they're more than just work friends
>>145129915
For some reason this picture looks low quality, like something out of a SFM lewds set
>>145130089
That won't even stop them. Also, why not just tell them to fuck off?
>>145130115
>play with people my level
>new patch releases
>literally only get put with level 70+ people
??????
>>145129116
side-stepping a charging rein as winston then zapping his ass was hilarious, more so cause he i got right in his face multiple times and zapped him through his shield, which never never dropped it.
>>145129694
All of them are.
>>145130052
I disagree. I love Yeti Hunter and I wouldn't mind Rescue Mei.
>>145130235
http://masteroverwatch.com/
>>145130194
Widowmaker
>>145130301
nude beach d.va
>>145130114
>tfw obsessed with Pharah
Can't be healthy
Does anybody else think the reaction times on Torjborn's turrets needs to be slowed down?
It's annoying to pull off a great flank only to be lit up the second you step out from cover by a turret you can barely see that's half the field away. At least throw in an accuracy penalty or something for long distance.
>>145130251
she's some nerd who spent all her time in a lab before she got put in a cryo tube
she's fat as heck
>>145130332
Because mootkishima is a beta male.
>>145130328
It's because it's fanart. Those probably ARE SFM models.
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/741442972584054785
>>145128334
HOLY FUCK DOES NOONE KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM
>>145130301
Soldier 1776
Witch Mercy
Crusader Genji (says Deus Vult when ult'ing)
>>145130275
He probably hangs out with Torb so he looks taller.
>>145130301
Grey Fox Genji
>finally find scrim team
>its mostly children and im playing support
Jfmsu
>>145130251
she's not wearing gloves
>>145130301
wu-tang killer bee pharah
>>145130301
Zarya Crusader armour
Zarya heavy military outfit
Zarya hunter outfit with bear skin drapped over shoulder
Zaryaswimsuit
>get hooked
>holding down shift as mei or spookster
>half the time it instantly activates other half it does fucking nothing even seconds later
Explain this fucking horseshit
>>145130224
D.va likes the BBC as well
>>145130243
Hanzo because his reticle helps with arrow drop off.
Everybody else has crosshairs.
>>145130261
Shoot in the direction of the enemy. How is there someone nor able to do well with him?
>>145130347
I hate the hat. It's a stupid hat.
But the rest of the outfit is good.
>>145130114
>>145130367
There isn't enough art of her, or at least not enough good art.I want her to femdom me.
>>145130236
It's actually because he's a homosexual manlet
>>145130236
Yes. I can't stand niggers or any non-white person after what they did to the neighborhood I grew up in and in general what they do.
>>145130301
Junkertown Reinhardt
>>145130301
UH
UH
GENJI AS A RAIDEN LOOKALIKE
OR GRAY FOX
>>145130089
[F] [F] [F] [F] [F]
>tfw you chase their mercy and gun her down so many times she literally has a nervous breakdown in allchat
>>145130301
junkrat as a warboy and immortan roadhog
also junkrat as goose and roadhog as fifi from the original mad max
>it's a "team instalocks 5 assault characters" episode
I didn't know what to do so Ipicked DVA and dicked around
Who is the most fun hero and why is it Roadhog?
>>145130373
No because he's the only hero I play that's not underpowered
(tfw main Pharah and D.Va as #1 and #2 by far)
>>145130347
>>145130052
>>145129830
>Enforcing people to play Mei
>friends say to stop taking the game so seriously
>okay fine, I'll play whatever I want and enjoy myself
>they get upset when we lose/I don't choose what they want me to
??????
>>145130316
Seems like they just hang out.
Talk about technology and what not.
>>145130446
Oh, do tell.
>>145130440
>Brazillians
>Gay
Don't they get killed for that over there?
>>145130472
you are why i drink
>>145130301
Butcher Roadhog.
Samurai Genji.
>>145130419
Then she has some bigass man hands
>>145130530
Time to get some new friends
>>145128835
From google translate it basically looks like their in game conversation.
M: Reinhardt, isn't it time for you to retire?
R: Never! I will fight until my last breath.
>>145130390
Oh, well looks like I have brain problems because I checked the twitter page and didn't see the huge "fanart by" letters
>>145130437
I'd like the hat more if it didn't have that stupid feather.
>>145130437
counterpoint: the hat is good
Grego is the hottest ow player. I want to unload into his anus
>>145130510
He needs a slower hook with twice range
>>145130261
Medium distance preferably behind some kind of tank is your friend. Or if you can get in a decent flanking position.
Burst fire unless they're right in your face and sabe your rockets for when you're sure you can land a shot. Also don't forget to heal your team.
>>145130476
Fuck I want this. I want roadhog to say "mediocre" on a kill and and junk to have a "Shiney and chrome" voice line
>>145129909
>flying ubercharge that can leap to teammates
Holy shit, I should play Winston
>>145130530
I think they're trying to tell you to stop raging
>Zarya never shields her teammates
should be a bannable offense
>>145130530
>Friend tells me to stop taking the game so seriously
>go to his house
>sit on his shoulders with my ballsack dangling in his face the whole match
>gets mad at me
I don't get it, I was just playing for fun.
>>145130472
>tfw the enemy tries to focus you but you keep environmental killing them
>>145130543
nah dude brazil is gay af
>>145130620
I think his hook is fine as is honestly, if it was any slower he really wouldn't be threatening at all. It's definitely jukeable as is right now.
Remember to always spank your healer.
>>145130546
Do you think if I fuck a British girl hard enough she'll lose her accent?
>>145130432
>implying D.Va wouldn't shit a brick and run away the moment she sees a penis like a college freshman from alabama
>The saltiest people I play with don't all play the same character.
>Their names don't give them away.
>But our fates are entwined at Dorado.
Why is Dorado a salt mine?
>>145130301
Junker Pharah.
Abbot and Costello Junkrat and Roadhog
>>145130438
you're a sick mani totally agree though
>>145128606
That's completely retarded.
>needs LoS for his orbs to do anything
>somehow do this without being visible
>>145130472
>tfw headshotting tracers that think they're good
>>145130438
It's a damn shame there isn't more good stuff.
>>145130215
You're more pub retard than you are cancer
>>145130236
Black guys can be good friends but I just cant enjoy them intimatly.
>>145130301
"definitely-not-X-men" Winston
>>145130735
>Headshot
as whom?
Blueberry Muffins
Is Tracer an actual good character to practice and be good at, or should I just invest my time into getting better at a more offensive character?
>>145130708
>Why is Dorado a salt mine?
Dorado is fun
>>145130696
Only if they're cute.
And usually it's not most healsluts are actually fat lonely nerds.Only real healsluts with vaginas I've found have been in league of legends and world of warcraft
>>145130703
To be fair D.va probably sucked a lot of dick AT LEAST when she was a Starcraft player, probably a lot more when she joined the MEKAs
>>145130697
Even her moans will sound British.
My biggest fear is that Blizzard won't release more skins/splash/voice lines for the cast.
They never said they would; they didn't say they wouldn't either, but still.
>that feel when you're getting better with your favorite characters.except for my hook accuracy, that took a fucking nose dive in that round
What is the best Reaper skin and why is itDesert
>>145130750
The fuck is this from?
>>145130543
Violence, all kinds of cime and sexual crimeswhat a big surprisewent up after they moved in, being general nignogs with no regard to the laws of host country, pulling the race card every single fucking time you say anything against them. Libcucks ruin everything by allowing this to happen.
>>145130798
what does her tattoo say?
>>145130236
More like the only reason people pair characters with Lucio is BECAUSE he's black.
>>145130750
What do you call a team that's comprised of all Attack characters?No Mercy
>>145130696
I gave my healer a vicious spanking earlier.And by that I mean I fucked my boyfriend in the ass, then played a few games with him.
>>145130694
He needs to be possible to dodge, but hes not tourny viable atm
This would be the perfect fix
>>145130843
Plague Doctor.
>>145130546
i have never understood the chip butty
like england ran out of all other types of food except for bread and fries and instead of going to the store they decided that was a meal and it was good
>>145130853
Its from one of the final trailers you dingus.
>Playing defence in London
Plant sentry beside enemy spawn before match begins
>20 spawn kills in 5 minutes.
Works everytime
>>145130236
Lucio deserves more love
>>145130858
Some anon explained it in another thread. It's some french limerick about spiders
>>145130696
>>145130798
Art doesn't match her characterization at all, into the trash it goes
>>145128018
i want to fuck mei
>>145130697
>OI M8 UR FOOKING DESTROYING ME GASH
>TOSS DAT CUM RIGHT UP INSIDE A ME GOVNA
What's your biggest elimination streakwhich hero did you use?
>>145130792
zen usually, fuckin hysterical when they rage and accuse you of hacking
can mercy's gun headshot? i've only played her a little
>>>/pol/76795924
Do you think Zarya would be happy?
I wish there were less fake ceilings and walls in the game. If it doesn't want you to land on shit just make it slippery like every curved surface. It really gimps Pharah's good plays.
>>145130301
storm chaser mei, ult turns into ice tornado
wwii air force livery pharah, any country
>>145130834
They definitely will, to keep people buying those crates.
>>145130805
Shes the best dps that isnt getting nerfed that takez practice
>>145131008
37
Soldier 76
>>145130430
>get hooked or land hook on a person after they went behind a cover because 20 tick
>half the time it pulls them around the wall other half it they just bump into the wall
>>145130858
Cauchemar. Nightmare in french.
>>145130857
Why didn't you just call the police and have them kill them?
Also how did you know this was all caused by black people and them suddenly moving in?
>>145130853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBIwGKDwnWY
>>145130879
No bully you blueberry.
How often do you have to hear "NO ONE CAN HIDE FROM MY SIGHT" before you conclude your widowmaker is half decent
>>145130054
Neato, thanks anon.
>30+ eliminations withreaper
>4 gold medals
>all the commends go to healer pity votes and some bastion q PotG
Why?
>>145131008
75
zenyatta
>>145130819
>most healsluts are actually fat lonely nerds
This is true.
t. support "main."
>>145130805
Tracer is fine, just get use to constantly moving and accept that you're aren't going to do a lot of damage in any one attack. Once you get the hang of her you'll love the mobility.
Just remember she's made of paper and dies quick so don't hang around for gunfights.
>>145129116
Yeah. Mostly when people do something stupid.
>Tracer blinks off a cliff
>Reinhardt charges off a cliff
>Junkrat killing himself with explosives
>Roadhog hooks someone as he gets knocked off by a concussion mine, taking them down with me
Hell I started laughing when I did that last one myself. People take this game too seriously.
>>145131000
>TOSS DAT CUM RIGHT UP INSIDE A ME GOVNA
>>145131113
twice
>>145131008
48 Lucio
>>145128567
No one? Really?
>>145131008
I think I didn't even die that game.
>>145131119
You weren't stylish enough
>>145131169
>Reinhardt charges off a cliff
>and takes two enemies with him
>>145129502
Gay as fuck looking eyebrows.
>>145131119
>he thinks elims matter
>>145130697
Only if she starts singing.
>>145131119
Bastion takes the same level of skill as le edge man
>>145131008
126
Torbjorn.
>>145130834
they definitely will add more skins, but if they add more voice lines/sprays then maybe those will show up more often in loot boxes
>>145130301
Rocketeer Pharah
>>145131119
People still hate reaper when he was considered OP early in release.
>>145130543
>Oh, do tell.
Not him, but any white kid growing up in the ghetto probably has a similar story. I feel uncomfortable around mexicans to this day, admittedly.
>Gangbangers down the street
>They go through pitbulls like a teenager goes through tissues
>Pitbull escapes, tries to attack me and the neighbor girl when skating
>Only get away with scraps because father jumps in as a human wall, he was in the garage
>Neighbor girls family calls animal control, pitbull is taken away. They blame us because we're white and the neighbor girl was mixed.
>Start threatening me at school, shooting out our windows, and so on
And so we moved north and the worst I have to deal with are drunk Russians. White trash is annoying and all, but whatever they do pales in comparison.
>>145131157
I'll give her a try. Since she is harder to play than pretty much everyone else, is there any good videos of her being played by good players?
>>145131119
>3k damage reflected as genji
>10deflection elims
>everyone votes roadhog for 40% hook accuracy
>>145130430
As far as I can tell, the hook has a set stun time regardless of how far away you get hooked from.
If you're far away, the stun will just about run out while you're being dragged, but if you're up close you'll have to just stand there for quite a while.
>>145130301
oompa loompa torb
sharia law tracer
subway samurai genji
>>145131157
This is the hardest problem I have with Tracer, I always want to get the kill
>>145131176
>>145131000
Which boards allow webms with sound? I have a perfect one for this.
>>145131279
>w+m1 vs m1
reaper is literally twice as hard
>>145130472
>team stacked all Tracers on offense on Volskaya
>end up steam rolling the other team after the first two minutes
>all the cards but one were Tracer
Fucking glorious.
>>145131334
lmao get fucked gringo
>>145130994
Part of the appeal of fanart is that it can go against type.
>>145131008
25, D.vaIt was easy mode
>>145130997
>it's another fat bitch in yoga pants + blue tanktop "cosplay"
>>145130805
If you're good with her she can seriously change a game. Probably will be better when McCree gets nerfed too, but if the enemy team lacks one it's a good choice.
I just played one where a Tracer got 50 eliminations and distracted us enough mostly to prevent us from pushing forward. Our McCree and other attackers were too shit too do anything and the dude was too quick with her when I was Pharah to get a kill.
Reminder that Reaper has feelings and should not be bullied
>>145131018
>welcome back
>>145130510
He is fun because his hook adds an element of skill that is very satisfying to land and is terrifying to be landed on. He is a larger target with a very short range weapon that doesn't scary high DPS skinny targets so you literally live or die based on your hook ability. Hook also shuts down fast moving little shitheads like tracer/genji/lucio for a proper dicking. The shotgun is very strong and since it only have 4 shots you actually have to think before you fire unlike 90% of the roster with huge magazines.
Self healing is very strong and allows you to operate without a pocket healer or constantly chasing medpacks so you get to stay in the fight constantly. Ult doesn't instant wipe the area but the strong pushback is clutch in almost every gametype and it feels amazing to blow people into environmental hazards.
You end up with a devastatingly dangerous tank champion that can shut down high DPS counters with a fun hook and self heal that means unless you are dead you are balls deep in combat. Typically ending with a very good kill/death ratio.
Roadhog is designed to be fun despite what your team or the enemy team picks.
>>145131119
After a while nobody gives a fuck about commends. Just randomly presses a button or press nothing at all.
You should know if you contributed to the victory or not without this insecurity check system.
>>145130472
>keep giving Widowmaker the hot monkey dick all game
>game ends
>"what the fuck winston you only targeted me the entire game"
Tracer is underpowered, I have never seen a tracer who didn't get perpetually rekt. She should have more health.
>>145131246
>This is what shield whores actually believe
>>145120437
>zenyatta is a solid pick vs trash
We need to ban people who say "this character is totally viable when ur skilled, just look at seagulls pubs!"
>>145131401
/wsg/ or /gif/ depending on how lewd your webum is
>>145131390
Not that I know of, just play some practice rounds against AI and some throw away matches with real players, she's not that hard to learn.
So when will the Overwatch movie come out? I'm thinking Summer 2017.. they'll strike it when the irons hot.
>>145131464
No
>>145129413
This happens.
>>145129430
I've tried windowed, borderless, and fullscreen and it happens on all three.
>>145131547
>I have never seen a tracer who didn't get perpetually rekt
Play with better people. Tracer is probably one of the best balanced heroes in the game.
Why does Reaper suck lads? How do I do damage? Do I have to play him like the Spy?
>>145131452
Someone at Blizzard should be gassed for this character.
>>145129116
Getting a total mayhem kill on an enemy that is stuck in a trap.
>>145131561
>he can't carry as zen
lmaoing at ur life
>>145130997
Get your fucking RL3DPD out of here
>>145131410
I feel like that composition would be easily countered by stacking Reinhardt
>>145131431
Thank you for your input burrito man
>It's a 4 members of the defense try to spawn came the other team and then get wiped episode
How are people level 80+ still this bad?
Should I get it?
I kindof like it, and I'm not a big fan of phara's legendaries.
roadhogs hook has been failing a fucking ton
at least twice per game
it failed al ot during beta, a bug i reported and blizzar never once answered or addressed.
but now during launch its a ton worse.
failing twice in 10 seconds has fucking triggered me
>>145131642
>Right up the choclate bum bum factory
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN
IT
>>145131639
>Why does Reaper suck
He doesn't though
>>145131575
I get greedy and overconfident, get me arse into sit'iations wot I cant blink meself out ov' love.
>>145131642
>Right up the chocolate bum-bum fact'ry
>>145131684
lol stay cucked faggot
>>145131638
I never reported a post before on this site but enough is enough this is beyond anything.
>tfw somebody calls you the best of whatever hero you're playing that they ever played with
Thanks friend, I appreciated it.
>TFW WILL NEVER GET THE CUTE D.VA SPRAY
>>145131731
I probably would but I'm a sucker for black and gold.
>tfw got the hot monkey dick on route 66 right now
>>145131773
everything about this webm is bad
>enemy plays mccree until the last point in defence, then he switches to bastion
>>145131767
>>145131819
Bonbon, ye twats.
>>145131773
yeah this is pretty bad
>>145131638
delete this
>>145131847
its 25 shekels
what one
>>145131828
Listen to this man
>>145131638
Shes just fat with glasses, open your fucking eyes.
>>145131828
>announcing reports
yeah i can tell you've never reported before
>>145131639
>Why do I suck lads?
>How do I not suck?
>Do I play him like some other class I suck at?
>We have a widowmaker
>Never see a recon
==b
>>145130512
Phara is really strong though, her only current problem is how good snipers are but her rockets have enormous damage, range and accuracy. She's super scary in hallways or tight corridors.
>>145131547
As a Tracer player I can tell you you're an idiot.
>>145131684
Not really, it's pretty easy to bypass his shields as Tracer. At any rate they weren't smart enough to try it.
>>145131817
Not being greedy is like half of being good at this game.
>>145131731
It's pretty good
Who D.Ew here?
>>145131951
Cancerd
>>145131642
>mfw americans call a chocolate bum bum factory an "anus"
>>145131639
>Do I have to play him like the Spy
Yes. I've been playing him like I used to play Vanilla TF2 spy and have been getting great results.
No one in overwatch looks behind them. NO ONE. And no one listens to the game so you can't hear Reapers LOUD FUCKING BOOTS coming towards you.
Plus he fucks over tanks super hard.
>>145131959
He's pretty clearly saying bum-bum.
>>145131959
nah
>>145131959
Sorry luv
>>145131639
Get close, hit all your pellets. Reaper does shitloads of damage.
>Pretty good mercy player
>Add them after the game
>"Just plugged in my Mic, does it sound alright?"
>It's a girl
>Adds me on skype before she logs off
>Not ugly
>>145132072
I wish I had the image with all of these kinds of comparisons on it that i lost years ago.
IS IT TIME
HAVE I ACTUALLY FOUND A HEAL SLUT
>huge loss streak
>can't do well with anybody, even Reaper
>Hanzo's fucking bullshit arrows
I should take a break but I feel like I can do better
Is there anything worse than epic quickscoping Widowmaker mains?
I don't have anything against Widowmaker as a hero, just the people that dedicate themselves to playing her and counterpicking her against other Widowmakers because they have to shit talk whoevers been killing them.
Honestly, nothing ruins a game more than Widowmaker vs Widowmaker, its the most cancerous matchup. They just alternate killing each other because of their ult, and think they're good. And when they do kill the other, theyre too busy shittalking them to actually pay attention to what else is going on. Its the WORST on King of the Hill, and a rampant thing that happens on the EU servers. NA its not quite so prevolent.
Widowmaker is NOT a good pick to counter Widowmaker, its retarded logic, be useful and use a disrupter like Winston or even fucking D.Va. In fact even Tracer or Genji would be better if you want to get at them.
Although, on the off-times I do pick Widowmaker on defense, and a member of the offense does "counter pick" for Widowmaker, I'll just switch out immediately, in the comfort that I know theyre looking for me doing fuck all else from their spawn.
does tracer's rewind reload her gun?
So what are the chances that the omnic crisis was staged by the game's equivalent to the Illuminati/elite so that they could establish a one world totalitarian government?
It sounds crackpot, but after thinking it through, it explains a number of things.
>the omnic crisis has devastated the world and its economy to such an extent that it gives newfound mega-corporations like Vishkar and Lumerico the change to overtake cities with their big-brother doctrines
>Why the world powers want Junrkat dead for 25 million + for whatever he found, and what he found is obviously the secret that made them haywire and sentient in the first place
>why Soldier 76 is researching Lumerico, believing that such shady corporations might've had ties into bringing down Overwatch's reputation and sabotaging it to begin with.
>the above would make sense, as Overwatch might've just been formed to be the cleanup crew for the omnic crisis. Once it was over, the world powers and elite disposed them through sabatoge
>I also think that Talon won't turn out to be as evil as they seem, but that they are instead a "terrorist" organization that's well aware of what the world powers want to do, and thus they go through very dark grey moral areas to prevent it. Would also explain why Reaper wants to kill off so many ex-Overwatch members, aside from a stupid "revenge" excuse
>>145132002
whats wrong with being fat?
>>145131992
Cute D.va, the one for blowing up four retards with MEKA
>>145131492
Excellent explanation. I wonder if we'll start seeing him more in competitive once his main counters (namely McCree and Widow) get their first round of nerfs.
>>145131283
How?
>>145131773
are you going to post this every thread? it's pretty pathetic bait
>>145131736
The first one didn't hook because the server registered you as stunned.
>>145131642
I'm fucking crying
>>145132090
>playing as Reinhardt
>two B.vas follow me around
>shoot while behind my shield
>both boost together like cute little bees
That was the cutest team I ever played in.
>soulja 69
>25+ eliminations
>7 commends for 17 helix rocket kills
Now I'm just confused.
>join a game
>the time i'm on are complete retards and keep getting mowed down by a camping bastion
>go genji
>kill bastion and wipe out the whole team so they can get the point
>next point one of the other team switches to Mei and relentlessly pursues me and pays attention to no one else in the game except for me, kills me 6 times
>we lose
t-thanks Mei
>>145132046
Head on, yes they do pretty good damage but the splash damage is such shit and the squishy ones you actually want to hit are so fast it's really hard to get direct hits.
That being said, I gold medal damage and eliminations fairly frequently so I don't know why I bitch.
>>145131684
6 Toblerones would easily take out 6 Tracers.
>>145132193
Yeah
>be me lvl 79
>guy in my team picks roadhoag
>he decieded to block me all the time
>no way to report him for griefing
why why why why do such subhumans even exist?
>>145129915
>Blizzard hinted that we would see Tracer's boyfriend eventually or something of that sort as a champ
>turns out it was Lucio all along
I find this pretty humorous.
I just got back from mcdonalds where the cashier at the drive thru was some young girl with a pixie haircut who was putting on a british accent. She was flat out saying "Love" at the end of her sentences too. i didn't even know how to react to it, I'm really wondering if she did it because of overwatch, that's too much of a coincidence. We don't get brits here in sacramento.
>>145132249
You know what happens in a level 10 game where no one destroys your turrets on KOTH and tracer's won't stop dancing on the point?
Bliss.
>enemy gets q of the game with triple kill away from the payload
>i didn't get q of the game with quad kill on the objective
>>145132184
Widowmaker is mcree lvls of op and you can run her in nearly any comp in tournies
>>145130476
Never have I wanted something more in my life.
>>145132285
>6 Bee.va's
>the fucking horror of the enemy widow maker as she is swarmed
>>145132294
Why didn't you just switch to Pharah to counter her counter?
There is nothing in this game more satisfying than pinning someone with Reinhardt. Nothing.
Who would be considered the main protagonist in the overwatch story?
>>145132425
sup man, congrats on your new mayor, you should've asked her out
>>145132285
Cutest team I've ever played in had this Devil Mercy who'd emote everyone and do cute things pre-game and then proceed to shit talk everyone in the party for the whole duration of the match
then at the beginning of the next match she'd be cute again
legitimately mentally ill
>>145131773
That emote would be 100% cooler if it actually reloaded your guns instead of just picking up the ones you dropped on the floor.
>>145131492
I was waiting for this fanart to be made. It's about time.
>>145129915
>those manly hands on mei
>>145132446
Widow is way worse than McCree (who's bad mind you but not nearly as bad, just needs some hits to his tankbusting ability).
I don't play Overwatch but I'm tired of seeing this fucking meme everywhere. I wish whoever started would get beat within an inch of life with a shovel. HURR DURR SHE PLAYS VIDEO GAMES SO DORITOS MTN DEW XD XD.
Kill your fanbase.
>>145132486
>tfw Window maker still manages to kill the mechs of at least 2 of them before dying due to the shit amount of damage D.Va does
>>145132510
winston
>>145132486
every single thing dva says in the game is adorable, i love her
Who do I use harmony on?
>>145132415
It's fanart senpai
>>145132510
Winston Genji or Tracer
Probably Genji because he could be approached by Talon, has the tragic backstory and can fight his brother and make him join him, and also a part of overwatch
>>145130476
>>145130634
>>145132473
>junkrat shouts WITNESS ME when on fire
>>145132510
Tracer, we know it wouldn't be any of the shitskin characters
>>145132326
6 Toblorones will counter most everything when on defense.
>inb4 get gud
I've got no problems taking out the lone turret or two now, but anything more then that just requires a level of coordination public teams just never get.
>>145132294
>playing with casual friends
>they listen to me for game advice
>when someone on the other team is better than their teammates I have one of them make it their personal mission to fuck up their day
>>145132446
I suppose so, fortunately I don't play at comp or tournement level, so people aren't that good with her.
The trouble with McCree is that you don't really need /any/ kind of aim ability to do well, at least with Widowmaker actually being able to aim can give somewhat of an advantage.Unlike Hanzo also
>>145132090
>And no one listens to the game so you can't hear Reapers LOUD FUCKING BOOTS coming towards you.
This actually pisses me off
Half the time I can hear Reaper's stompers from down the fucking block with perfect positional accuracy
The other half he just spends 10 seconds walking up behind me and blowing my brains out without making a single whisper before the 'BLAM'
Is he right, /owg/?
>>145132587
>winky face is adorable, infuriating, and teeth rendingly memey all at the same time
>>145132563
>>145132563
I mean, it's not that big of a deal, love. People make inflation fetish drawings of overwatch characters I like but I just ignore them
>>145132510
Tracer or 76 are the only options.
>Dorado defence
>Go Genji
>Widow on my team instantly starts bitching about Genji over mic
>Has Reinhardt babysitting his ass
>Still manages to die
>Outperform him in every area
>Still a whiny bitch
Have the Narutards just ruined the reputation of all genji players? I can't name a single map the guy is legitimately sub-par on, hes pretty well rounded.
>>145132563
stay mad nerd
>>145132563
>>145132563
So you come to the general to complain about it?
What are we supposed to do, stop people from posting memes?
Piss off kid.
>>145132207
The Omnics did just randomly wake up one day, you might be on to something.
>>145132631
6 torbjorns on gibraltor defense seems to work
My team went up against it and then we did that for our defense
>>145132624
We'd also have to get an Imperator Zarya then.
>>145132590
Anybody who needs healing
>>145132631
Just kill the turrets as Hanzo, he is the perfect counter.
>>145132563
>>145132647
>Wraith form doesn't make foot step noises
>>145132510
>Tracer
>Winston
>Soldier 76
>Genji
In that order.
Though 76, Winston and Genji currently have a lot more lore potential than Tracer, despite her being the so-called mascot.
>>145132563
How much more mad could you possibly be?
>>145132590
i usually keep it on primary support until someone actually takes fire
>>145132563
>>145132726
Yes, go consult your meme council and tell them I said kill themselves.
>>145132563
t. Hana
>gold medal for objective time every single fucking game
>4:55 objective time as lucio on a 10 minute game
>we win
>don't get a single vote for this
>tfw you deflect a widow's shot into her own head
>>145132874
>hanzo on attack
He deserves it.
>>145132425
>tfw worked at a tea bar
>occasionally people order in English accents because le tea xDD
>guy goes up with a British accent
>Bragging about English tea culture
>Comment that they stole and raped it from China
>Dude looks super sad and offended
>Hear him talking casually with friends
>He's actually British
Felt kinda bad but oh well
>>145132563
>>145132874
>Hanzo on attack
How the fuck do I play Genji
I tried him and I can't figure out how to burst people down, it just feels like the shurikens don't do very much
What the fuck am I doing wrong
>When the game joins you on a losing team with less then 30 seconds left
There should be no fucking penalty for noping the fuck out of there
Imagine strangling D.VA to suffocation
>>145132824
That's because so far she's pretty much just been a mascot and nothing else. But hey, maybe they'll change that one day
>>145132818
it must make some kind of noise though, because he's the one asshole i always hear coming without fail, even in the middle of a fight (and when i look over he's in the middle of wraith, so it has to have been that making the noise)
>>145132563
She's literally a stereotypical GAMERGUURL
She's even a popular streamer
>>145132248
hell only start being picked if the meta does shift into tank stacking since hes one of the best tank counters
which it probably will if fan becomes worthless as stacking multiple reapers is a huge detriment to team comp and zen is garbage even without snipers around
>>145132590
Pig of many hooks
>>145132874
>this image
I want to blow the artist
>i lag
>i stutterstep on my screen as i stand still and get sniped by an enemy widowmaker
>they lag
>the game compensates their lag and they hit retarded charges and skillshots
>>145132669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gaw7kcR_hMA
>>145133016
Now I'm imagining her as Cheryl from Archer and being totally into it
>>145132669
>100 charge laser pointer enough to melt nearly anything
>100 charge alt fire turns you into a fucking mortar
>shield can COMPLETELY NEGATE all damage on yourself and key targets like ults
so yes, if you're retarded and can't shield she sucks
>tfw just got POTG by having MEKA blown up and just shooting and then jumping while karate chopping three low health people and an ulting McCree as D.va
This was fucking stupid
>>145132496
Hooking a tracer feels better, even that laugh after the kill is great. The tracer just never Fucking sees it comming
>>145132563
If you wanted more you could've just asked.
>>145132973
>tfw used fake english accent while making fun of John Oliver and someone asked me if I spent time in London
>>145132695
I'm just annoyed by the fact that Genji just hops around like a goddamn meth addicted retard monkey every damn time you land a hit.
>>145132510
Of the entire story or of the "current" narrative?
The current one would be winston, definitely.
Can Blizzard remove the most unfun hero in the game that is Widowmaker?
>be anywhere out in the open
>die instantly
>>145132984
Try to aim your shurikens at the the head, or at least the upper torso.
Does fucking crazy damage when you do.
>>145133016
Hot, I bet it's one of her kinks
>>145132984
use primary fire only at mid range
try to meatshot people with the secondary fire
the melee key is a thing, use it
always bait mcrees into flashbanging themselves like retards
try to always finish people off with Swift Strike to reset it
jump like a retard on crack
>>145133157
getgood
>>145132961
>>145132982
>I cannot aim even with fuckhuge hitboxes
lol
>potg shows someone getting a bunch of 30s and 40s while you do the bulk of the work
>>145133078
>>145133096
You're wrong.
>>145132874
The file name is what really makes it.
>>145132961
Hanzo on Attack is good.
People who pick Hanzo on Attack are not.
>>145132984
Right click can be animation cancelled with melee which can then be cancelled with dash.
>>145132984
He's an assassin.
Get behind enemy lines.
Focus on easy targets and stragglers.
Take out Bastions and Widowmakers.
Especially Bastion. Genji is a hard counter to Bastion because Bastion's rate of fire makes Genji's deflect a death trap for him.
Stay away from tanks.
USE DEFLECT
Learn to combo your attacks, melee, both shuriken attacks, his dash, combo all of it
You're meant to take down weaker enemies, flank, disorient, and distract the enemy team.
>>145133230
>Being a worse widowmaker aside from the ult they'll probably botch
>its a "everyone throws themselves at the objective on overtime" game
>>145133096
>mfw I block a flashbang + fan the hammer combo with Zarya
>>145133246
How can people still give money to this clown?
>Dark"WOW"Phil
>Taking his opinion on anything
>>145133320
The problem with most hanzo players is they REFUSE to switch.
I love playing hanzo but I always switch off if it's not working.
>want to play mercy
>can't because my team is always trash
>rarely have a decent team but when I do it's lots of fun
rip this game is crap
>>145132954
do you have to aim at them or does it go back to them no matter what?
>>145133076
They always favor the shooter with lag, according to pre-release interviews.
>>145133246
>he doesn't know that Zarya is one of the best McCree counters
> play roadpig and reaper
> get fucked by every enemy d.va I encounter
aren't these characters supposed to shred tanks or something
>>145133448
goes wherever you aim
you can use the enemy's bastion to wipe everyone in a second
Pharah feels weird, her jetpack needs to go higher or something
>>145133510
They are bad because both Roadhog and Reaper fucking murder D.va
>>145133016
her pain and death sounds get me hard, i wish i had the sound files of them all
>>145133448
Have to aim.
>>145132669
I don't think console players are gonna find her as effective because her weapon requires tracking.
Why is attack on Hollywood so fucking infuriating?
>>145133413
>keep playing until you find good people
>be all over their dicks in game and over team chat
>make friends with people who can play
>>145133413
I have a 0% winrate on mercy because i default support when the team has none
I need to stop doing that shit and just pick a 3rd Hanzo and play Mercy whenever I am in the mood for it
>>145133510
>reaper
>losing to d.va
>at any juncture time point or event in the 3 dimensional existence we inhabit
HOW TO FIX OVERWATCH
>Queue for role you play (defence/attack considered the same), max 2 tank/support
>Symetra moved to defence
>widowmaker remove
>>145132984
Listen to Lord Etika
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDBTdWB6fLk
>>145133246
who is this retard
>>145133510
Literally just run at her with road hog. If your gun is not buried in d.vas mech, your not close enough. Reins too. Take them out in 2-3 hits
>>145133645
>Dynamic que
can't wait for those 25 min ques if i'm not tank/support
>>145133618
reaper's fuckin easy mode in zero suit
>>145133124
No way Mercy's a lesbian. She loves cocks way too much.
>>145133510
Armor reduces damage on every shotgun pellet, so D.va has it slightly easier against shotgun characters.
They can still just shoot her in her enormous critbox though.
>>145133593
That last choke is awful.
>>145132669
Zarya is stupid strong when charged.
>idiots shoot my shield
>get ult and full charge
>team kill
>2 people left from rage
>>145133389
>>145133389
he's not wrong though. She has to rely on the enemy team being retarded enough to shoot her shield to even get close to the damage any other character will do. She's only considered "good" because pubs are retarded and her ult can be a huge gamechanger, but you shouldn't rely on your enemy's intelligence to do your job
>>145133413
play with at least one friend so he can pick a class that synergizes well, like bastion or pharah. If he's a good widowmaker then you'll just mow through the enemy team.
>friend goes as bastion
>sets up behind the point in Volskaya
>lucio shows up and starts shooting him
>friend is too blind to see where the lucio is
>lucio can't outdamage my heal, but he can't run away because he'd get shot the fuck down
>actually manage to charge my ult to 100% from this silliness
>a D.Va shows up and finally kills the lucio
>>145133157
I honestly thin you're just fucking shit.
>be in an open area
>ever
I'm a Pharah main and even I know when to fucking fly behind buildings when there's a Widowmaker.
How can people already be like 70 with a star? You'd have to play 16 hours a day since release.
>>145130696
Unless they're rudies
In which case, STOP GOIN' ON WITH THAT RADIO, LUV
>>145133715
Can confirm, she loved my cock last night
>>145133683
>not knowing who DSP is
winky face
>>145129490
ONEBODYSHOT
NOSKILL
>>145133802
There's already people who are like lvl 220 or so
>>145133645
Yeah no, taking pointers from Riot would be retarded as they are starting to sink due to their retarded decisions and the brunt of it is the shitty matchmaking system
>it's a "your team is on offense without a tank" episode
>>145133314
cute pic
Imp Mercy or T. Racer Tracer?
>>145133645
Good suggestions, but just nerf Widowmaker, that's all she needs.
Also, allow only 1-2 of the same character per team (no more, no less) and move Junkrat to offense. And fix the fucking MMR so that you're playing with people of your league, and severely increase the leave penalty if a player decides to ragequit within the last 2 minutes of a game.
>>145133937
>It's a you have to choose between tank or support episode
how 2 be good with russian dyke
I can line up shots on people easy in CS but can't for the life of me track with her laser
>>145133824
She loved everybody's cocks last night. She's a semen demon.
>>145133971
>no less
>tfw when you end the night on a losing streak
Just fuck my shit up.
>>145133971
Pls don't nerf her on consoles
Her and Hanzo already need buffs on console
>>145133645
>making the pool of supports even smaller
That's dumb, you're dumb
>>145133827
oh him
i sorta know who he is i just thought he stuck to fighting games
>>145129490
>he doesn't know how to counter widows with zen
D.Va tummy?
>>145133839uhuhu~gee gee!
>>145134005
In these scenarios, I just pick Winston and deny the enemy support's right to life.
>>145133937
>it's a "enemy team is 5 offense+lucio episode" episode
>it's a "my team is doing rein+bast+mercy nest strategy miniseries"
>it's a "Defeat" series finale
>>145133246
>WOOOOOOW IM BEING A LESBIAN AND THEYRE NOT EVEN DYING
>>145133645
It's SO FUCKING STUPID they have "no builder" or "no sniper" card but they don't have a fucking "NO HEALER" THING HOLY FUCK
>>145134048
>symetra is a support
wrong
>TFW I play recon only bastion.
Headshots, 300 hp, self heal and and insane ultimate how is recon bastion not played more.
>>145134010
aim diagonally, because her beam actually comes out diagonally, it isn't really "hitscan" the way other weapons are
and if you can't laser things, just mortar things, it also wrecks shit at 100% charge
>>145134024
iktf bruhsike lmao my 6 stack are gods in the low mmr bracket we never lose
>>145134071
>cummy in tummy to make dva mummy
>>145134057
Bro
He has over 50,000 videos, uploads 10 a day, and has played just about every game you can imagine
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_QtSMEGimbxCsmau_sKnDDyGyuwDiF3c
Will they ever increase Zenyattas hp so that he doesn't get oneshot?
>>145134035
>console players still can't play Hanzo even with oversized hitboxes
Jesus Christ why do you do this to yourself?
>>145132818
He's walking, though. I see it in the kill cam. He blows my brains out, and then he wraiths away.
I really don't get it.
>enemy team has a Zarya or a Mei
anand disconnect
>>145133971
nah, the only hero limit should be 6 of the same hero, and that should be the minimum
>>145134148
>half the people in the """tank""" classification are tanks
wrong
whats a good win%
>>145134208
What's wrong with Mei?
>>145134071
Tracer tummy!
>>145133763
>You shouldn't rely on your enemy's intelligence to do your job
Bastion Genji TorbJorn Mercy do just fine despite having some of the most obvious and easy counterplay
reaper needs double range on shotguns
>Literally only close range hero with no closing ability
>>145134208
>they have a zarya with the goth skin who is on fire
i'll take two leaver penalties thanks
>>145134024
>not playing till you win
You don't need to sleep anon.I played about four more games then I should have last night to break my streak.
>>145134172
wow, that's sad
>>145128647
You mean a regular Mei cosplayer?
>>145134071
All the girls need costumes with exposed midriffs.Especially Pharah.
alright that's it im done
i am not playing this game anymore until mccree is nerfed this is too fucking retarded
>>145134284
yea he should also have more escapes
>>145134392
And people pay him 1,300 bucks on patreon to do it
He lives in an expensive house in washington and does nothing but live off of playing video games
>you will never be DSP
>>145134035
That's just you anon. You should try getting gud.
>>145132647
I get so pissed off when my teammates don't look behind them, I play with headphones and dolby atmos on and can hear everything
>>145134426
>brown tummy
My god
>>145134284
except for both of his abilities
>>145134071
tummy!
How is Mei balanced?
She literally rapes anyone 1v1, and in full team engagements all she has to do is press her "I win" ultimate button. On top of that she has troll walls and immunity + self healing. My win rate with her is way above any other character, both in attack and defense.
>>145134284
wraithform and deathblossom should reset on assists
>>145133819
>tfw you will never play Jet Set Radio Future with your mother ever again
>possibly could, she hardly plays vidya anymore
Lucio is the closest to the fun of JSRF without playing the game. hold me....
I almost left a KOTH match because we got fucking stomped hard on the first round
decided to stay around and change up my tactics, ended up winning the next two matches and I got silver medals across the board
is this what it means to not be a shitter?
is it fucking annoying to anyone else on ps4 that when you leave to open your lootbox your party disbands?
what the fuck man
>>145134513
I've seen some dumb positions in pictures but this takes the cake.
>Using icewall lift to get in Widowmakers face and fuck her up
So fucking satisfying watching them squirm and panic like little bitches until they finally stop moving and you put a shard in their dome
>that one guy who can't play Junkrat for shit but consistently picks him in your group of friends
Fucking kill me
There is nothing worse than seeing a bad junkrat be worthless on the team
>>145134493
>thank fucking god
>>145120437
>teams never cluster together
>enemies can block points
>lowest HP in the game
>laughable radius on ult
>single-target debuff schtick
Only reason you are picking him is trying to make a point by gimping yourself.
I was just looking at Pharah's model. How the fuck is she not, in canon, an amputee? Those ankles are thin as hell even if the suit was a millimetre thick. What the fuck are they thinking?
>>145134553
She shuts down literally everyone in a team engagement too. If you barely touch someone with the ice they can't move their view at all
>>145134553
you literally just need to not get close to her
her M1 has no range
her M2 is a DELAYED shot
>enemy mei dancing around the objective
>I'm the only one on my team that seems to want to do anything about that
Fuck guys, Mei withers in group encounters, why are you not dogpiling her then moving on?
>>145134175
In the beta he had 200 and was insanely good. They are afraid to buff him. Better to be below average then over the top. You really want to add another to the widow/Mcree bullshit board?
Someone explain me HOW Widowmaker's ultimate charging speed is balanced.
SHE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO KILL PEOPLE TO GET HUGE CHUNKS OF IT
JUST
FUCKING
SHOOT
THEM
>>145134656
Whoa there if you question the lack of basic human anatomy you're just a Deviantart fetishist
>>145134650
lmao get good scrub
>>145134747
>>145134553
you guys are getting outskilled!
Mei is not fat. She is thick, which is nature's intended body type for women to achieve maximum attractiveness, and arousing men's primal instinct to violently fuck and impregnate them. Thick is not a sign of laziness, gluttony, or higher probability of obesity, it's a higher state of physical sexiness that makes healthy men's test levels spike, so that they may answer the call of their primal instincts to slam their hips against the thick woman's plumb ass. Omega males will go for low-test / skinny woman, and raise inferior and unhealthy kids.
There is no better sex in this world than thick women. They can do it all. They're beasts, and know how to satisfy a man in any way that works most effectively and efficiently, as their body allows them to utilize just about any region of their body to pleasure you beyond anything a skinny woman ever would. Skinny women just lay back on the bed, like a sea star, and will never do anything for you sexually. They're a scourge on the female sex, and men who find them attractive just the same.
I pity those who cannot comprehend the beauty of thickness, and value the extreme aesthethicks they possess. May they find peace in fucking inferior women, but pray that they never reproduce to raise men or woman of the same kind.
>>145134707
I feel like I'd be less mad when zen constantly throws orbs to kill me then seeing Widow bodyshot me and shoot one non charge to kill me
>>145134553
She is countered by not being a retard by grouping together in a massive clump, she cannot do shit if she has to deal with 2 people at once with no ult
>>145134670
>delayed shot
>with projectile """""""""hitbox"""""""""
>fast enough fire speed to kill most heroes in a couple seconds
>>145134645
At least you have friends to play with
>forever solo queue
Shit is maddening.
>>145134670
that's pretty fucking hard to avoid in most maps since you need to get to points and there's plenty of close quarter sudden encounters.
It's like saying McCree is balanced because his flashbang has short range.
>>145134656
>>145134780
lmao get raped ampuniggers
>>145134747
same with hanzo
WHAT A FUCKING HEADSHOT GET OUTSKILLED SON
>>145134163
thanks im using this line from now on
>>145134670
>delayed
>Like that means anything with blizzard hitboxes and projectile ones
>>145134826
Man, chubby chasers really are delusional.
>>145134513
I'd rather a brown well toned stomach withabs
>>145134846
yea and the revolver is good in cs because it has movement accuracy
A bad 76 could kill a good Mei literally every time
>tfw realizing McCree sometimes says "dead to rights" when killing someone
I started cracking up
>start game
>less than a minute later hear "ITS HIGH NOON"
jesus christ
>>145134826
>>145134104
>it's an Elaine episode
Every Elaine episode would be better as a George episode. Fact.
Is Reinhardt crazy?
>>145134997My fucking fetish
>>145134645
How the fuck can you not play Junkrat. You literally hold M1 in the enemy's general direction, then bust out your PotGTire
>>145134553
Play Dva, her E destroys her ult
Or Pharah, Mei can literally do nothing to her and from personal experience her fucking rockets will always fuck over a lined up headshot
>>145135019
If they start out from long distance and Mei forgets she has an ice wall to escape with, then yeah sure.
How does high noon work? It's charge faster on proximity? Amount of health? I use it and it seems to take at least 5 seconds to get any red. I see a potg and this guy's getting 4 locked in 2 seconds
>>145135141
>discord headshotting mei with orbs
>she iceblocks/walls
>wait
>keep headshotting her
>she dies
wow such OP hero pls nerf blizzard
>>145135228
Charges based on hp
HOW DO YOU COUNTER PHARAHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145135228
it charges based on health
almost instant for zen/tracer
takes forever for chodehog
>>145135050
Just a little. Maybe not actually "crazy" but he's got that old person weird fixation thing going on.
>>145135291
Literally any hitscan class. Even Tracer can give Pharah fits if they keep a blink handy at all times.
>>145135291
just pink her damage
>>145135291
Widowmaker, Mcree, Soldier 76 rifle bursts.
>>145135228
It's a loading time based on health
MEI SHOULD BE CUTE
>>145135291
widow, 76, basically any hitscan
i like to kill her as zen while she's in the air, shit's funny
>>145135291
Widowmaker if you're not shit, Soldier 76 if you are.
My friend just got this game and I got to play one match before I went home.
I picked Hanzo and rekt all the kids.
Am I pleb for wanting to main him?
He doesn't seem like too much of a nub character, the arrows seem difficult to master.
>>145135291
Ou lala
Baguette
>>145134645
Definitely my brother. He almost exclusively plays Junkrat and is awful. Kind of just fires at random and hopes he hits somebody.
>>145135291
stick your finger in her butt
>it's a "mercy ignores a reinhardt at 1/3 health to shoot people with her stupid fucking gun despite the heal me spam" episode
if you're gonna play support to be completely fucking useless then don't bother
just pick your hanzo or genji and fuck off
>>145135291
Mid/long range hitscan. Widow, Soldier, McCree primarily.
>>145135291
Get good jump aim with monkey man and tickle them to death
You'd be surprised how well this works.
Usually though it's mcskillet, soldier, widow, etc.
Zenyatta can demolish her too
>Headshot Pharah as she starts her ult as Torbjorn
>"What a Riveting Experience"
This is probably my favorite character
>>145135268
>discord Mei with 76
>insert joke about retarded Mei mains here
>>145135509
um the whole reason i pick support is so no one else will so i can throw the game, get fucked nerd
>load in late
>get 5 golds
how fucking useless can people be
>>145135438
>Am I a pleb for wanting to main him?
You're a pleb for wanting to main, period.
And it'll be fun watching all the Hanzo mains vanish or suddenly get shat on once Blizz retools the hitboxes.
>>145135415
That just looks wrong
Also why is there no casualwear Mei skin? muh sexism?
>>145135438
believe it or not, you can actually play several classes. you can also have fun playing them too
>>145135438
>He doesn't seem like too much of a nub character
>the arrows seem difficult to master.
>>145135509
>reinhardt keeps his 2k hp shield up while at 1/3 hp
>only one holding the line is a mercy with her pea shooter
>always someone to complain
>>145135291
Soldier. Winston works decently too because of his jump and quick cool down. If Pharah is at half health you can jump and zap her to death.
>>145135438
he's okay on certain maps but don't expect an easy win later on
>>145134968
holy shit why do I find this so funny?
It shouldn't be funny but I can't stop laughing
>>145132090
>he didn't unlock and use the Slow Clap Emote before doing this
>>145130236I wish people wouldn't ship characters, it's fucking weird
>>145135561
>I think I've made improvements...to your face.
>>145135291
>pick Blueberry
>charge up shot because that dumb bitch won't stop hovering like a fly to an electric zapper
>*AUGH*
>>145135573
epic troll fellow 4channer xd
I too am a epic troller just like yourself, but first answer me this: at which time does the narwhal bacon?
>>145135563
not talking about 76 tho
Is Mei canonically mentally impaired?
>>145135438
>He doesn't seem like too much of a nub character, the arrows seem difficult to master.
Blizzard's purposefully shit hitboxes + the huntsman effect beg to differ
>>145135582
>>145135594
Why the hell does everyone think "main" means "literally only ever play this"? Is that how mobabbies use it? Because I've never heard the term used that way until I've seen people talk about it in overwatch
>>145135330
Isn't that song about a broad taking a BBC for the first time?
How do you counter turret Bastion? He seems to do shit tons of damage for being so defensive.
who's bright idea was it to make tracer not have Posh as her default? Fucking yellow pants?
>>145135775
junkrat
genji
pharah
snipers
>>145135582
>once Blizz retools the hitboxes
so never?
>>145135602
if I'm at 1/3 hp its because I can't afford to keep my barrier up at all times or its gonna break and we're all gonna die yo ufucking retard
this means I end up having to tank damage myself, so you need to be there to heal me yo uabsolute fucking retarded piece of shit
do me a favor kill yourself
>>145135583
nah the way she looks in the game is wrong, this looks right
>>145135775
If he isn't being defended by half his team, like 6 classes.
If he is spam junkrat
>>145131119
>people actually vote for anybody but themselves
I will never understand this meme.
>Getting Killed doesn't make you use your ult
Who the fuck thought this through
mei's red ice when she's on the other team - is this a real thing in real life? how do you make red ice
>>145135775
Pharah, 76, McCree, sniper class, Genji, Tracer.
Basically if your team has two brain cells between all 6 of them, Bastion should not be feared, but laughed at and farmed for ult.
>>145135524
It's even funner gripping her down as roadhog though
>>145135116
if you can't land pipebombs or at least spam an area to prevent pushes, you become deadweight fast
>>145135775
He has to be constantly hitting you to be doing damage. He's a sustained DPS type of damage dealer. The counter to that is a burst type DPS dealer, who can frontload a lot of damage in one hit, and cover.
tl;dr use pharah, junkrat, hanzo, or widowmaker
Is there any sort of ping test in the game?
I have a asshole roommate who puts Netflix on at random times of the day and it makes it impossible to play, the only way I know is getting into a game then figuring out i'm teleporting everywhere and can't even walk out of spawn
>>145135824
>reinhardtbabby doesn't know the location of health kits
>think he's entitled to a pocket 100% of the time
>always someone to complain
no my friend. Kill YOURself
>>145135693
lmao enjoy your losses bitch
>>145134707
It had more to do with discord orbs staying permanently, a bit of extra hp is not a big deal.
>>145135906
Blizzard wanting casuals to do something flashy even if they get stomped.
If anything killing a mercy should make her drop ult, or at least drop it to 50% or something. There's a reason med picks were important in tf2.
>>145135906
The person who didn't want the game to be even more snowbally than it is already?
>>145135707
The post before yours literally said
>76 easily counters Mei
Why would your randomly change to talking about Zen? Especially when Zen is a barely viable character.
>insert another joke about Mei mains being stupid
Fact: Mei sucks fun out of the game, even when she's on your team she just sucks fun out of the game. Mei is anti fun.
>>145135954
Do the practice range.
The game is online 100% of the time so anything will do.
>>145135717
she gives off that aspie look yeah
>>145135967
>expecting the slow ass dude to break off from the team to grab a health pack
>expecting the health pack to always be there and not respawning
holy shit how fucking stupid are you
Does crouching mask your footsteps enough from enemy ears? I want to play stealth reinhardt.
>>145135792
blue on orange
>>145135906
most ults are highly situational, it's almost always better to save it for a few more seconds (the trip back) then to use it on the one person that (would have) killed you
>>145136006
>prioritize mercy because revivals
>by the time the rest of the team is dead, she's back in the fight
>HEROES NEVER DIE :^)
>>145130697
Only if you fuck her in the mouth.
>>145136072
maybe stop getting hit. Shitter.
>>145135915
It's weird right? I can take talking scientist gorillas and gospel level resurrections. But.....red ice? Holy fuck break my immersion
>>145136075
Crouching should make you totally silent
>>145135915
food coloring and water
>>145135906
>Enemy team wipes you at point A
>They have ult and you don't
>Get your shit pushed in
You basically just made every map hanamura
What is Mccree's role exactly? He seems too loud/slow to be a flanker and he can't really just hang back either. How does he best serve the team?
>>145135717
Just look at her face, she is
Also, remember Blizzard is pandering to almost everything, we have an autist, a tumblr dyke, street nigger etc, why not a retard?
>>145135792
Not enough contrast. The yellow is used to highlight her hips, legs, and butt in a way Posh doesn't do.
>>145136045
Strange, but helpful, thanks
>>145135906
Are you on drugs?
>>145136146
>enemy mei's ice wall is actually frozen fruit punch
>>145135967
If you want to be able to shoot as a healer play Lucio or something. Using the pistol is fine in niche situations, but it should be the exception. The whole point of Reinhardt is to maintain the defensive line, if he has to run away to get medkits you may as well play another tank.
>>145134707
Yeah but LoS didnt break his orbs either. They should either buff his HP or revert that so he can play as a shoot and scoot character more so.
>>145136205
He's SUPPOSED to shit on tracer/genji, but they buffed him a lot in the beta so now he just shits on literally everything that's remotely near him
>>145136075
>A seven foot tall Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger Ausf. E in full armor and a massive hammer
>stealth
I want to see this
>>145135906
You want matches to be even bigger snowballs than they already are?
>>145136205
Area denial by shredding the shit outta anyone dumb enough to walk into his house.
Pocket offense to protect your healer from Genji and Tracer.
d.va is so weak
>>145135967
>the only tank should wander off to collect medpacks because the mercy wants to shoot her useless gun instead of doing the one thing she is actually useful for
pick up that pen on your table next to your monitor and shove it in your eye until it reaches your brain you absolute waste of space
spare your parents the pain of having a retarded neet son too fucking stupid to even comprehend the simple role of healing someome when they're at low health and shove that pen in deep until it kills all cognitive function in your brain and you turn into a vegetable so your parents can pull the plug on your miserable existence
>>145136042
yeah, i changed the subject to a character that doesn't blow ass, unlike 76 and mei
>>145136205
flashbang
m2
roll
m2
you just shat 840 damage in 0.5s, that's what you do
>>145136048
Aspies are superior to neurotypicals though, you must be thinking of full blown autism.
>It's a friendly Mei walls off the payload on attack overtime episode
>It's a 7 eliminations, gold medal Reinhardt episode
>It's a hook a Lucio, he ends up behind you episode
>It's an out-healing Lucio with Soldier 76 episode
>>145136072
How much longer are you going to take the bait?
>>145136205
Primary damage dealer. He dominates basically everyone at short range, and holds his own at midrange.
>>145136205
>tankbuster
>anti-flanker
>flanker
>mid range hitscan DPS
>area denial after two kills
Pick all of the above
>>145136205
WOAH
THERE
PARDNER
DID YOU WALK WITHIN 30 METERS OF MCCREE
FLASH FAN, BACK TO BASE.
REINHARDT?
ROADHOG?
NOT ENOUGH HEALTH TO STOP OL MICKY CREE SO SIREE
>>145136297
Reduce the size of her critbox and she should be okay.
>>145136226
Tracer truly is a miracle
>>145135717
>Scientist who is preserving the ecosystems of the world
I don't get this "Mei is a retard" meme
>>145136205
He was supposed to gib squishy players, but because he can double fan with that roll he's able to even take on tanks easily.
>>145136334
>It's an out-healing Lucio with Soldier 76 episode
How do you even do that? His heal is a constant passive pretty much, unless the guy is just leaving it on speed.
>>145136265
>not sneaking up on your enemies from a flank
>not swinging your hammer very sneakily
>not surreptitiously shouting, 'I STRIKE AT YOU FROM THE SHADOWS'
>>145136205
Crowd control, DPS, medium range damage, turret buster, tank killer, and area denial.
And your prom date.
>GGAME IS FOUND
>LOADING SCREEN
>KOTH MAP
>>145134071
Dyke Va is cute.
Anyone else avoid and block pocket mercys and shit mercys
I have about 99% of mercy players on my avoid list
>>145136321
>this is what retards actually believe
>>145136205
He's suppose to be a counter for other flankers.
He's a actually now
>m2
>FTH
>gg
>>145136434
she was cryogenically frozen for a while
>>145136226
You know your pants are too tight when they're clinging to your asshole.
>>145136434
You probably don't get much human interaction either
>>145136439
>unless the guy is just leaving it on speed.
>>145136223
Who is the autist tho
>>145132207
Does the Overwatch universe have Jews?
>>145135758
go away cuck. Your fetish shit is for b only
>>145136434
Literally Americans who think accents means your retarded.like how heavy talks in broken English so he sounds retarded
>>145136297
replace half her armor with shield
even Lucio can fucking destroy her meka
Is junkrat easymode, or is he just easy mode against shitters?
I've been playing for 10ish hours and consistently wrecking with him
>>145136589
I want to lick summer-chan's sweaty armpits!!
RIP-Tier more like... RIP Tire
>>145136334
>not supporting Trump
Sorry, but either you help us Mei-k America Great Again, or you're on the other side of the wall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsrSOZn3M1M
>>145136571
Symmetra
Read her comic
>>145136469
>Short hair = dyke
>>145136627
>Making her even weaker
>>145134789
the fuck are you even talking about
go away faggot
>>145136672
same but her feet
>>145136502
Aspies have higher IQs and geniuses such as Einstein and Tesla had it.
>>145136301
>Zen
>doesn't blow ass
Why would you post lies on the Internet anon?
>>145136434
>climatologist
>real science
lmao
>>145136648
A good Junkrat is annoying.
A GREAT Junkrat is a hard carry.
>>145136648
Bit of A, bit of B. He's able to do damage even if you have garbage aim, and it seems most pugs have no concept of positional awareness.
>>145136648
He's medium skill ceiling but extremely low skill floor since you can just aim in a general direction while holding down M1 and literally even dying will fuck shitters over.
>>145136627
>He doesn't know how shields and armor works
>Decides to give his shit opinion anyway
nice
>>145136589
baneposting will be there for me on my deathbed
>>145136589
>he doesn't get the reference
You have to be 18 to use this site.
>>145136571
Symmetra, she was confirmed autistic on twitter by Metzen I believe, also her comic
>>145136672
I want to lick her feet !
>>145132415
>Halloween stage takes place in a graveryard
>Thombs for Morrison, Reyes and Phara's mom
>Tracer's mood is grim in this map
>Special line when you happen to be close to a certain thomb
>yfw Blizzerp reveals by the end of the event that it belongs to Tracer's boyfriend, who died of old age
>>145136723
nah
>>145136707
>>145136824
at least shields recharge after awhile
>>145134270
nothing
that image however is horrendous
>>145136861
Get off nerd her feet are mine
>>145136247
>not her frozen period blood
You had one job anon.
>>145136842
>she was confirmed autistic on twitter by Metzen I believe,
no
>also her comic
sort of
>There's a symmetra on the team
>So no one picks a healer
>>145136903
Phara's mom is alive tho
>>145136903
Tracer wasn't lost in time for that long. Wiki says 8 months.
>>145136907
That will surely help D.va's problem of getting obliterated out of her mech in 2 seconds because her critbox is the size of Widowmaker's ass
>>145136967
so are Morrison and Reyes
people are claiming that Sombra will be Phara's Mom
>>145136942
>There's a symmetra on the team
shout out to you reinhart mains
your life must be fucking suffering
>>145135679
Every time.
>>145136939
>Where you are on the spectrum
what else would they be talking about
>>145136842
Not Metzen. It was the comic author.
>>145136748
>blows ass
>a support hero that can solo kill every tank in the game
nice meme
>>145137065
>Support
>>145136939
>>145137056
Yeah the comic guy, my bad
>>145137025
i've stopped playing reinhardt unless i'm in a stack
how can pubs be so FUCKING RETARDED
IT'S A BIG BLUE WALL
IT KEEPS YOU ALIVE
STOP WALKING IN FRONT OF IT RETARDS
>>145137034
The baseless accusations of autism that people constantly throw around?
wheres the new thread?
did i miss it?
>Never play Tracer
>Get one of each legendary kind
>They're both shit
>>145132415
>>145136903
>Tracer
>boyfriend
Tracer is obviously a dyke, notice how she keeps chasing Widowmaker for no reason
>>145137176
Right because in 2076 that's still a thing
>>145137025
I just charge into enemies and use the shield as a diversion while edgy reapers flank them
>low damage
>low health
>shield lasts miliseconds
>ultimate makes you a huge target
What is the point of Winston?
>>145136464
>It's Ilios
>>145137025
>having your shield up at all times
you're trash
I wouldn't stand behind your shield either because there's a 400% chance you're going to drop it to try and do epic E snipes
>150 health
might as well just make zenyatta a glass cannon. increase his damage even more. give him 50 health. give him the best heal in the entire game. embrace it.
>>145137129
yep, that's what i said good job
I would suck blizzard's cock for a name change
>>145137176
symmetra literally says she is on the spectrum in her comic
but of course you wouldn't know this because you didn't read it
>Be D.va
>Launch my self destruct and kill two people on the payload, get a new a suit and start mowing down people, lose the suit and kill a roadhog with my peestol, and do a fucking backflip
>Play of the game is a Junkrat on the losing team using his alt and killing two people on the payload and then nothing else
>>145137302
Your name is related to your battle tag, and you get a free battle tag change. Or at least you should.
>>145137257
molesting squishies
>low health
he has 500 health
>>145137257
Harassment. Even with the tickle cannon, he has enough health and mobility to jump in, fuck the healer up, and jump out again.
>>145137065
I couldn't hear you over the sound of Widow getting another fucking body shot.
Or 76 using a rocket plus burst.
Or Tracer just shooting you in the face.
Or just about any character generally wrecking your shit.
>>145137176
The author literally confirms it
>>145137189
>Sympathizes with Omnics
>Is a massive goody two shoes
>Not trying to stop the rogue assassin who's trying to destroy the things you love Yuri-fags leave please
>>145137158
Worse are reins who make me Fucking play DDR by turning the Fucking sheild wildly at random shit, or to look back to see if thier friend playing hanzo is there
>>145137176
https://twitter.com/Ardrous1/status/731213601185226752
>hurrrrrrrrrr
>>145137363
I already changed it long ago, and contacting support did nothing
>>145137340
POTG is a pool of "good" plays that the game chooses randomly from.
do you guys just never post a new thread or something
>>145137176
You don't think people do that outside 4chan do you?
>>145137292
>orb of discord reduces all healing effects on the target by 50% and constantly drains health
>orb of harmony also heals allies within 20 m of the target
>orbs of destruction detonate on impact, pass through shields, pierce enemies, and are hitscan
>transcendence makes all allies in the area of effect invulnerable
>>145136761
Technically, everything is science in one way or the other.
New Thread
>>145137507
New Thread
>>145137507
New Thread
>>145137507
>>145136903
>thomb
I'm sorry, I couldn't take any of this seriously.
>>145137257
You're playing him wrong.
Single out snipers and supports.
Fill them with your hot monkey dick.
>>145137513
There's literally no reason to not make a thread unless you're at page 10
>>145137568
Except when the bump limit has been reached and it will go to page 10 in mere seconds.
>>145135372
>>145135394
>>145135416
>>145135429
>>145135524
and then she starts launching rockets at you and kills you in two hits
>>145137519
I do.
>>145137760
you can use the keys W, A, S, and D to move around.
>>145135792
That's my favorite too, she looks like the white power ranger
>>145137521
may as well give him 1500 health as well if you are going to go that far
>>145137869
>500 health, 500 armor, 500 shields
>while discord is on an enemy, it also heals you
>Tracer stands there as the point ticks down
AHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE TRACERS
>>145130301
d.va where the mech is a huge pink Baneling
>>145136226
>dat asshole cling
>Mercy players always ask why other players don't defend them
Maybe if you didn't constantly forget that right click does a damage buff and didn't just constantly heal us while we're at full health like it's a TF2 medic it would be a bit easier for us to defend you.
>>145132631
Just today I was in a game vs 6 toblerones on hollywood and they pretty much got steamrolled after we got the first control point
That being said there was also 2 lvl 100+ people on my team
>>145136903
so tracer was dating a geriatric?
i heard you guys hate widowmaker
>>145137023
Symmetra's amazing tho.As long as you switch after they take point A
>>145139480
dose hitboxes