/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

proci bp

C A T S

I want to have friends.

>>145071403
I'll be your friend. Balmung?

>>145071468
No, Odin.

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>>145071539
Good post

more cats are still needed

>>145071468
Who's this?

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>>145071390

>>145071729
Elliot.

>>145071795
I want to have sex with this cat!

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>>145071390

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Blogpost:
The wind got behind my blinds and blew an orchid off my windowsill

Relevant post:
How many catches did it take people to get their magic bucket minion?

Post pretty femroes!

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have a plain and somewhat boring midlander to counteract the cats, while hopefully other non-cats come out.

>>145071881
n/a: haven't tried.

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>>145071390
cats

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>>145071881
orchids are really pretty

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let's tussle

>>145071992
cant say the same about you

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>>145071390

>>145072017
Let's say I overpower you. Then what?

>>145071795
I want to marry this boy irl!

Have they introduced any way to make Gil with fishing in this patch?
Is it still a matter of going for Pterodactyls and Retribution Staff in the Diadem?

>>145072019
that's just mean, anon....................................

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>>145071992
They are! My obsession with them inspired my original femroe name which sounds like an erp name: encumbered orchid and I took that through to my cat name.

I have... a lot of them around the house. Just wish I could keep cymbidiums alive.

>>145071892
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since I mentioned femroes

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>>145072115
impossible, i am the strongest

>>145072325
The only thing strong on you is how hard you asshole clenches

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>>145072325
>little girl thinks she's strong
Hah!

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>>145071520
...going on completely innocent adventures together

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>>145071390

>>145072325
what's that weird hat

>>145072463
rio when are you going back to your normal cat?

>>145072198
>encumbered orchid
hahahahahaahahah god damn

>>145072463
Get off the roof Rio

>>145072325
you look like a cheap version of proci in that glamour, please change it

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>>145071390

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winky face

>>145072545
Dunno, I really like the old cat actually but it'll happen one day.

>>145072578
I can't get down by myself anymore, send help.

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>>145072546
I WAS RACING TO GET INTO BalmUNG
I PANICKED
I GOT HIT ON BY PAKS
IT WAS TERRIBLE

>try out weeping city last night
>first boss pretty simple, almost no one died
>second boss a bit of a clusterfuck, wipe once, my alliance wiped out after healers died and kept coming back during megadeath casts but after gradual zombification clouds, leaving other two alliances to plink its health down
>fucking ozma time
>mechanics simple enough, people keep fucking up anyway
>"NO YOUR OTHER LEFT"
>"I SWEAR TO GOD A GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER"
>vote abandoned after four or so wipes
>most fun in a 24-man in a while
Neat. I'm happy with this.
Too bad I can't really do much with the gear stat-wise nor glamour-wise.

>>145072681
>I GOT HIT ON BY PAKS
story?

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>>145072720
At this point I'm a little disappointed.

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>>145071952
Are fat cats acceptable?

>>145072720
Kill yourself, bud. No one takes this thread as seriously as you do.

>>145072616
Who is the cum collector on the right?

>>145072681
this is the cutest femroe i have ever seen
>>145072612
any good vest glamours? i'd like to go for some kind of kenshiro look

>>145071952
Your biggest fan here. Please post more. That glamour appeals to me.

Femroes were a mistake.

>>145072789
How about you stuff my fat butt

>>145072882
Are you jealous or just mad?

>>145072949
So very jealous of their beat up looking ogre faces, yes.

>>145072875
Not at my computer anymore. Sorry bud.

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>>145072781
I was running around outside pure house
paks appeared and asked whether I was down to fuck him
I panicked and disappeared into the house and yelled at leukka and ninii in terror
I had really bad anxiety at that point

>>145072828
thanks man
I prefer the seawolf version of her though, the dognose looks weird

>>145073030
Sadness...please post more later. You should visit the thread more often.

Does anyone have the chestpiece of BRD/MCH and NIN from Weeping City that they could show a picture of...?

>>145072828
>this is the cutest femroe i have ever seen
Fuck.

>>145073196
Is it the same as MNK?

Does anyone have a guide on how to actually play a certain class in pvp?

>>145073173
classic paks

at least you handled it relatively well

>>145073029
So jealous AND mad. Okay.

>>145073173
I like your sea wolf.
>>145073193
I actually post really often. Just not usually with my character attached.

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aah, i want to breed kaori!

>>145073347
everyone does

>>145073426
I don't. Sand's man eleven should breed me instead

>>145073391
ace post zani, why dont you tell us again how suav is "a blight to raiding"?

>>145073472
.... eleven at once?

>>145073472
>eleven
I meant elezen

>>145073330
I really fucking like your Midland though. Post with it more often please.

I had to reformat and lost that picture you posted for me the last time. You were wearing blue and standing in front of a house. I need more.

>>145073173
STILL CUTE

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>>145073525
CLEARLY what it is is that Zani's just jealous I stole Brahms ;)

>>145073580
Maybe later. I'd rather let other better looking player models get posted here as opposed mine. Besides, I'm just that lazy anyway.
Still, we need way less cats.[/spoilers]

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>trying to falseflag me
absolutely pathetic, not even worth my (You)

>>145073472
i'd want both
I want to breed his cat and then get on my fours and beg him to breed me with his elezen.

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party finder is dead

>>145073935
There is no purpose anymore with the RF.

>>145073804
>I'd rather let other better looking player models get posted here as opposed mine
I feel ya, I only try to post mine whenever there's a "post ____!"

>>145073804
>better looking

It's subjective. I love your char. But yeah, I hope you post more, even if rarely. It's appreciated.

~

>>145073769
it's time to stop posting, avatarfagging, and taking bait you psychopathic attention whore

>>145073973
I forgot that was a thing, I should try that.

>>145073973
No one uses the RF

Hey Ultrosfags. NeoGAF sucks so much ass.

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It's only natural obese people have unhealthy, frequent bowel movements. Eugh. Report.

>>145073996
It is. I will only post once in a while for those kinds of posts
>>145073998
Noted
>>145074046
Is the RF even good for raiding?

>>145074031
I just remembered that RF is for midas savage only

Is there an easy way to get blue gatherer scrips now outside of morel/cuprite windows?

>>145074612
illuminati perch

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is there anything worse

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>/gaussbarrel off
Sweet!!

>>145074663
>only playing 1 healer
stop being such a liability

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>>145074757
Liability is an interesting word to use here

>>145074046
Oh yes they do.
Balmung PF died immediately with the launch of 3.3. RF queues are less than 2. minutes during peak hours.

Dead thread post winky faces

>>145074874
>AST
thanks for proving me right

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>>145072924
Lewd! Settle down, anon!

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>>145075041
This is a cute Xaela

Where

>>145075084
>not the first post from this ip
of coursh proci is the falseflagger

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>>145075153
No shit

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>>145075041
Do you like min height female midlanders by any chance?

>shana "finished work"

rip thread

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>>145074932

Is it true that all femroes are shrek and shrek is paks?

Post lindwurm fantasies

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>>145074663
Tell that to him in game. Communicate to him you disagree with him instead of being a toxic fuck over it in here. Oh wait, you will get Nidhogg 2 months into the patch because you'd rather shitpost and bait. Good fucking Lord you're as bad as Paks.

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>>145075279
Midlanders are cute, yes.

>>145075134
Everywhere! Though I do prefer Ishgard. Too much trouble in Ul'dah.

>>145075506
N-no grapelizard i mean what server!

Anyone in behemoth want to do stuff? I plan on working on pugging NidEx this week

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fugg blue scripts

>>145075710
I'd rather fugg YOU

>>145075682
Can I filter you? Can't see how this post, or any other you make, is related to the game.

is there an up to day progression flowchart?

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>>145075791
Please remain on topic.

>>145075791
No.

>>145075791
you can report him, and id urge you to do that

>>145075710
Do you have GSM leveled? Dragon fang earrings are an INCREDIBLY easy turn in for blue scrips

Ever fapped to an xivg character? If so which ones?

Mine
>Ninii
>Valsi
>Spider

Plus a few literal who lewds

>>145075710
what are you using to do blue scrips?
if you're doing marron glace I highly recommend changing to do something like Noble's Picatrix.
Top tier gets me 108 blues per craft.

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>>145075992
honestly too many to count
its in the high double digits

>>145075682
>making fun of your boyfriend

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>>145074932

>tfw miss the seasonal event by 1 minute
damn, I guess I'll just have to get my emote next year and keep the quest in my log until then.

>>145075992
You're weird bnhaka

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>>145076012
yes i do but i was dumb and bought mats for about 500 marron glace when they were cheap. honestly I'm just gonna do something else this sucks.

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>>145075572
I'll give you one chance to guess right.

>>145076083
There he is, the man with endless personality. What did he mean by not even posting a word? This personality is just too deep!

>>145075992
I think I fapped to pretty much every single c@ that posts somewhat regularely in these threads.

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>>145076160
>tfw already made like 400

glace is suffering, macro that stuff and go watch a show, at least it was the cheapest option when I did it

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>>145076039
What are the most innocent characters you have desecrated then?

>>145075350
yes

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>>145076321
m3m

>>145075992
Yeah, a lot.

Ada
Sayora
Abe
Shana
Mado
Sandcat
Koata
Sandcat's manezen

and tons of others. no one is safe

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>>145076546
wow this is a cute boy
who is this:
Semen Demon
Jizz Genie
Baby Batter Bringer
Cum Caresser
Lovegoo Lass
Sperm Summoner
Ejaculate Empress
Mayonnaise Maiden
Jizz Jockey
Spunk Monk
Sperm Worm
Sodomy Sentinel
Penile Perpetrator
Erection Confection
Salami Tsunami
Boner Condoner
Fluid Druid
Urethral Umpire
Wang Wizard
Knackers Knight
Prick Pirate
Dong Dominator
Cock Khan
Stiffy Sultan
Sausage Sergeant
Middle Leg Major
Pole Privateer
Shaft Specialist
Pecker Prodigy
Boner Benefactor
Baloney Poney Behemoth
Dick Juice Masseuse
Tallywhacker Smacker
Man Muscle Steam Shovel
Baby Batter Bladder
Willy Ghillie
Butt Hut
Glans Fans
Spooge Scrooge
Ejaculate Advocate
Skeet Treat
Wang Wrangler
Jism Prism
Smegma Savant
Anal Aficionado
Testicular Temptress
Spunk Trunk
Nut Slut
Cum Chum
Testicle Vestibule
Dick Duchess
Cock Sock
Testicle Tamer
Cock Clairvoyant
Scrotum Totem
Mattress Actress
Prostate Magistrate
Penis Machinist

>>145076621
>tfw safe

phew

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>>145075992
Muscle Daddy

>>145076464
Proof?

>>145076728
Hey Putt will you be my bf?

>>145076454
meria

>>145076791
are you a qt p2t

>>145076772
do you post your character in the thread

>>145076790
talk to any femroe and you'll realize they're all the exact same degenerate piece of shit

Rylai on Ultros
>2qt4u gay boy in love with meracle

Rylai on Balmung
>sissydick tranny in love with black dick

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So based on this vague pic for spoilers sake how far am I from 3.3 content?

>>145077000
Like 20 minutes

>>145077031
Not even 20 minutes.

Like 5.

>>145077000
1 meter or so, silly lalafell.

>>145074757
>>145074874

>Not pointing at the fact that he plays on a Playstation as a liability

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ne1 want to do WEEPING CITY on BALMUNG


please send a tell to rich forever....

>>145076907
How do I talk to a femroe? There are like 3 on balmung and they all ignore me.

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>tfw there's something wrong with you
You'll never know how my hell burns.
;_;

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>>145077150

stop it

>>145075992
Yes to a few male au ra who posted here.

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>>145077278
??

Unless I'm remembering wrong, that fight is pretty much the last thing you do in 3.1

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>>145077000
CUTE!!!!

Can I have a list of fuggable cats and rankings please

>>145076939
>gets shot down at fanfest by merikle because penis
>gets rebounded by Read then Paks
Sounds about right.

>>145077386
you're cute

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>>145077691
who is this desu

>>145077636
>because penis
>when meracle dated algy
uh huh

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Lesbian hair catte here, grinding MGP for god knows why. Good way to kill the time, but god damn I hate Vase Off.

In the meanwhile, anyone wanna throw a better color or clothing combination at me? I want a new glamour to walk around in.

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>>145077353
Apologies

>>145077386
Thanks!

>>145077782
cute catte
post butt

There's a PF on Balmung for Weeping City (Only for those that have cleared and know the mechanics)

JOIN PLEASE

>>145077782
Vase off is easy. You just need to stop for like 15 seconds at max 2 points.
Skinchange and Any Way the Wind Blows are complete garbage though.

Don't change your colors. They look great on you!

>>145077971
>fungah
>garbage
fungah is literally the best GATE

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grumble grumble

i don't know what i'm doing i just water them very rarely....

How do I prepare for the supposed Level 46-49 level gap later on in the story? I was warned about it. Ever since I've started the Central Highlands stuff, just the MSQ EXP isn't enough anymore.

>>145077971
>Skinchange
I just use it on the closest one and don't even give a fuck. Most retarded GATE

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>>145077889
As requested!

>>145077971
I'm horribly impatient and tend to run across the railing, ehe...Wind Blows is utter garbage even with the helper strategy I've seen on it. Also, thanks! I worry that I use black too much when I love having colors worked into my clothes!

Post happy cats.

>>145078042
by hanging out with the bots in northern thalallaalanan

>>145078026
It's fun and exciting, but objectively it's horrible cause of the RNG.
>>145078045
Same. I win about half of mine so I don't sweat spending 15 mins idiotically looking at NPC's.

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>>145078142
cats are only happy during breeding

What should the focus be on blue scrips, just starting out?
All master book 3's - Mainhands/Chests - ???

>>145078128
amazing butt

>>145078128
i want to put my face in that butt

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>>145078342
now the bench is gonna stink....

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You think if everyone queues up for Labyrinth of the Ancients, we could actually run it?

I miss it everyday.

Literally none of you even talk about this god damn game.

>>145078384
Sure I do

>>145078384
>he doesn't know how /vg/ works

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Join the Weeping City group on PF please

for those that know the fights

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>tfw best theme in the game is finally an orchestrion roll
You'll never know just how it feels.
:3

>>145078380
it gets run every day for the weekly what are you talking about

>>145078258
Just starting out (i assume you mean pre-60)
definitely the master 3 books, but if you'd rather focus on only one, alchemist will give you nobles gold/codex, which is basically the best thing you can use to cap red scrips

After that, ignore mainhands unless you really need them. I'd rather get the chests first.

imo, you should get something decently highly geared so that you can craft 3* stuff and get money. once you do, you can get the IW stuff. lots of money poured in, huge reward.

>fakeNEET attention whoring hour

Check please.

>>145078370
>30 seconds for the first stink post to come

impressive

>>145078546

Evidently never at a time I'm on because hot damn I've been staring at a 0/6 0/6 1/12 screen for an hour now

>>145078534
but pa-paya has been a scroll for months

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>>145078653
>ywn enlighten pa-paya shitposters and show them the greatness of the best theme in the game
You'll never know how my heart bleeds.
:3

>>145078653
Papaya is meme garbage you dumb /b/ reject

>>145078598
I've got CRP at 60 with HQ left side all-class and just have no idea where to go with that for gear, but I'm working on getting the others up to 60 from 50 right now

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>>145078260
I'm proud of it, yes!
>>145078335
I do need a good seat...What are your qualifications?

Every time someone writes scripts instead of scrips, I punch the wall.

>ywn dick the Vic

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>>145078142

>>145078932
none but im willing to learn!

>>145079062
script

So what are the chances of getting a +5 instead of a +3 when enhancing your relic? I've gotten nothing but +3s so far but I'm only on +18 for one stat.

>>145079106
>tfw dicked the vic only last week

she's a great fuck

>>145079229
h-how...

>>145078895
have a look for something reasonably cheap to craft (keyword: reasonably) with a high reward in terms of blue scrips. Hallowed chestnut composite bow, for example.
Try and get your right side crafted as well. You should be able to do that yourself, minus ears. I'd go for your master 3 book for crp, followed by chest (you can upgrade this with one week of red scrips), mainhand, offhand, etc.

I'd definitely recommend Alchemist for your next 60.

>>145079285
Just gotta know how to push the right buttons anon, that's all I'm going to tell you

>>145079285
jam it in just whenever

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>you will finally eb squid-chan
i'm so happy /xivg/ ;_;

>>145077778
It wasn't big enough. Without a doubt the breakup caused a downward spiral to being Saint's #1 buttslut.

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>>145079197
I DO appreciate eager up and comers. Do you have any prior experience with your face being sat on? Maybe a reccomendation?

>>145079463
Oh shit

Does this mean Megu is up for grabs?!

hi anyone wanna run haukke manor on balmung pst alya kogane

I tank

>tfw vaginal discharge queen is off the market
Never will I win her and her c@ over

>>145079603
tell me when you get to qarn

>>145079487
sadly no...but i'm ready to do anything for the job, chief! what i lack in experience i can back up with vigor!

>>145079719
why are all the actual xivg girls off the market

>>145079290
i will dump some gil into 50-60 ALC thanks

>>145079463
Photoshop moogle's ass in it.

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>>145078342

>>145079814
i have them all in my basement

>>145079719
>vaginal discharge queen
Who?

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crash into moogles everyday

burn

queueing up now

>>145079758
sure

>>145079923
Briah her online bf turned into an irl bf from what I've heard

>>145079814
even if they weren't, what makes you think they'd want to get with you?

>>145079874
That really is a mighty fine glamour you have there. Do you really mind that much if I use it?

>>145079967
kill enough for the both of us

does anyone need help?
cumming?

>>145079967
post yourself wearing the arm af2 pls

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By Rhalgr whose dick do I have to suck/which Garlean do I have to kill to get a damn run of Labyrinth of the Ancients going

Little progress is still progress but even I have limits to my patience.

All the Single Ebins (Put a Ring On It)

Shattered Sun
Gott Faust
Raim
Egghyur
Kirito Tia
Mado
Shirou
Awena
Shyvana/Bruce
Godspeed
Red
Sandc@
Harpuia
Neko
Akryn
Lewdlander
Rou
Mute
Algy
Pippy
Aether/Riri
Spiral Mountain
Noriko
Hark
Selzh


The market's open and lively, folks.

>>145080075
Yeah

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>>145080021
this one's for you, anon

>>145080103
i haven't finished farming it yet

>ywn dock the proc
>ywn feed the read
>ywn slam the brahm
>ywn jelq the elk
>ywn mark the hark
>ywn abuse the kuus
>ywn creampie the lei
>ywn strip the pip
>ywn bed the red
>ywn stuff the guff
>ywn nut the putt
>ywn dookie the ruki
>ywn breed the godspeed
>ywn kiss the bis
>ywn get at the spiderc@
>ywn foreplay the naandae
>ywn blow the mado
>ywn banana the archana
>ywn daily dose the stratos
>ywn phallus the alice
>ywn peg the egg
>ywn spray the rylai
>ywn entice the thrice

>>145080159
Is stinky taken?

>>145080020
nyo go ahead

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>>145079809
Well, most of my seats HAVE been complaining about needing air lately. How long can you go without needing to inhale?

>>145080203
>slam/brahm
>creampie/lei
>get at/spiderc@
>blow/mado
>phallus/alice
>spray/rylai
None of these rhyme, why even put them in?

>>145080330
Then you arent pronouncing them right.

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>>145080021
>queue for expert hoping to beat up some moogles in sohr khai
>get dullbreaker instead

>>145080330
To force their friends in

>>145080298
not long...probably only a few minutes or so...but i'm the type of person that doesn't give up until they faint

I have 0 friends thats why I viciously make fun of people here who do

>>145080237
Thank you. Domo arigadou! I kinda like how exposed your thighs are, too.

>>145080460
things being mispronounced for those rhymes
>brahm - BRAH-m
>lei - lay
>rylai - rye-lye

>Kiki the cuck desperately trying to hit on sera in the quicksands
Pathetic.

>>145080782
>Kiki will never hit on you

feels bad

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>>145080203
;)

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tfw people talk about u while ur asleep

>>145080782
>went there to check
>he is

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>>145080650
That's what I like to hear!

>>145080460
Or maybe you aren't.

Alice does actually rhyme yeah, I realized that right after making that post.
For Spiderc@ you could've picked a hundred other words to rhyme with that would sound better, or just say Bnhaka over spiderc@.
Lei/Brahms/Mado/Rylai don't rhyme at ALL.
Brahm(s) is not pronounced like "slam" in any way. You pronounce Brahms with "Brah" like jocks say bro.
Lei is pronounced as "lay", as in "lay down".
Rylai is pronounced as "rye-lie".
Blow and Mado have literally no way of sounding alike I have no idea how you could pronounce Mado to even sound like blow.

>>145079876
release egghyur at once

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Day 3 of midas farming.
All I need is 1 bolt and 1 shaft.
Kill me already...

ONE SPOT for a dps for weeping city on Balmung PF (must know all fights though)

What types of plants can be grown in the flowerpots? Which flowers are good visually?

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>tfw all the catsluts are jealous of your femroe

>>145080975
hi im here to write a thesis over what you should say when shitposting about fucking digital cats online

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>ywn be this cute
I'll never know how your hell burns.
:3

>>145080918
Can I nibble on your arches

>>145080975
Mad-Oh
How the fuck do YOU say mado?

>>145081086
>mad

this sounds really weird
I thought it would be like ma-dough, which would rhyme with blow

>>145081045
>Thinking people WANT to be fat and ugly

kek

>>145081086
Exactly like that.
The better question is how you pronounce blow for it to rhyme with that.

>>145081059
>cute
>mooncat

i don't think so.

>>145080963
thank you! I won't disappoint you!

>>145081158
>fat
>ugly
>all this delusion
Perfect.

>>145081162
Are you retarded?

>>145081059
Your mooncat is pretty c
>shit nose
I take that back, ugly c@

>>145081291
Can you please provide cute moonc@s for research. Preferably in minimal clothing

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>>145081083
no what the hell

>>145081059
Hi thirstlord, how are you doing today? Find any breeders yet?

>>145081368
There are none here

>>145081018
>>145081018
>>145081018
Talk about the game please.

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>>145081368

>>145081276
Are you?
Mad-o
Blow.
Unless you go the full distance and pronounce it like Ma-DOUW, instead of just "o", then I have no idea what the fuck you're doing.

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>>145079874

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Got my i200 weaver MH!

Also, is anyone else getting any lag spikes? I've had like 3 this morning that lasted for nearly a minute.

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>when you find a dripping-wet slut near the quicksands

the prowl is on

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>>145080979
no

>>145081540
Oh and blow rhyme.

Its Maahd oh

>>145081540
Mad Oh
Bl Oh
Fucking retard.

>>145081646
post pic of afk dancing abe's wet butt
also your butt

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>>145081426
>you will forever be known as a thirstlord from here on
I'll never know how to quench my thirst.
;_;

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>>145081646
iktf

>>145081704
>Bl Oh
Except it's "Blou". "Oh" is the kind of sound you make when you drop your keys on the floor. Like "oh, oops". There's no u sound in that.
Are you an UKtard?

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>>145081810
Is this rape

>>145081846
I said wet, not smelly

>>145081728
>mad oh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JOp1XJQMwP

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Describe a recent event that happened to you ingame in the form of a gif, elaborate further on it or don't

>>145081935
Where the fuck are you getting this Bl from? Am I being tricked?

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>>145081368

Who are the hottest

Suncats
and
Mooncats

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>>145082070

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>>145082239
its me

>>145081985
no, it's just a picture of your character. it's not your fault abe's big butt danced into the shot

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>>145082014
>americans

>>145082014
Both of those pronunciations rhyme with blow, dude.

>>145082239
Abe, Bhnaka, Stinky
Shy

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>>145082350
Oh yeah, I'm the victim here

See how far victim shaming has gotten...

>>145082390
oh I'm not arguing that in the slightest. they definitely do

>>145082176
Holy shit who is this cutie and is she available?

>>145082497
It's Seto

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stop shitposting

>>145082421
tentacles AND abe's big butt
poor shana can't take pictures of his character without this happening

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>>145082497
Available for?

>>145082582
Seto Kaiba?!

>>145082582
WHAT???!!! Oh jeez, a crush on Seto's character.
>>145082642
Isn't it obvious? eternal bond

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Have you paid respects to Ozma /xivg/?

>>145082808
that piece of shit made me stay up an hour longer than I was meant to on a work day, fuck it

at least we cleared

>>145082739
Come find me then! Hawthorne hut.

>>145082808
[Screams geometrically]

>>145080159
Is there a tier list for this? Im only interested in the finest waifus.

>>145082592
Are your slaying services available for proper Halonic midlanders...

>>145082808
it's a fun boss, too bad people can't stay still or place meteors correctly

Are there any femroes who haven't been EB'd?

Which ebin has the best tail?

>>145083016
My seriously stop posting

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>>145083016
oh, do you have a voidsent infestation that needs to be exterminated?

>>145083254
Sorry, we don't hire voidsent lovers.

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What happens if I set my duty finder to French language only?

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>>145083304
please, I'll decorate my walls with voidsent heads if I have to.

>>145083407
you will only get matched with people who have also included french

lots of people select all languages to try and make their queues better, so you won't get exclusively french-speaking players

>>145083407
Then you get matched only with others who have their language set to French. It's actually useful if you want to play with a friend who's on a different server since it raises the chances for the two of you to be in the same queue.