Slablands/CoC General

>>145056080
damn son, I have coke-bottle glasses (or used to until they broke) and even I'm not that blind.

>listening to a lewd drama cd track
>sounds like someone mixing mac and cheese with a whole quart of milk added to it
my stomach is fucking turning, please let's never have mac and cheese foley work in Slab.

>>145057491
Spaghetti is superior.

>>145057570
Maybe but tortellini is best.

Deep one girls

>>145057570
No

>>145060907
Yes.

IT'S NOT HAPPENING

>>145065036
I'm looking at the site right now. It's out. People are post webms. I see torrents. It's out.

>>145065095
not
happening

>>145065234
>torrents out
>it's not happening

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>>145065791
Stop responding to shitposters.

Anyone up to do another one of those week long challenges? We could try to give the desert some more content, or upcoming areas like the beach and ocean.

>>145066784
Everyone's probably asleep right about now.

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>>145066827
They can respond later. I have to go work in half an hour.

>>145066784
Those areas already have a decent amount of content though.

https://quip.com/JqCwAdh94rog

>>145067078
There's also the sharkboy mob, the clamboy mob, and the sea snake lamia mob.

>>145067078
>>145067337
While we're dropping links, did this ever get used?

http://pastebin.com/rKn3W2uV

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>>145067078
>>145067337
Well shit. I guess we could do a quest or event theme then and make it non area specific?

>>145067806
quests and events are fun

Fish pussy

>>145070575
yes

>>145070575
Tastes like tuna

Paint girls

>>145074152
With your dick

>>145073280
Das racist

>>145067806
Why do I like tails so much

>>145077327
because 10% is a health and nice fetish and you adquired this good taste

>>145066784
It's All a lie

>>145070575
Pond mermaid soon

>>145055957
She's cute. Shame about the hands and her lower half.

>>145066892
Those sandals look annoying

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This Liru thing's just got me wanting a wolf girl even more now.

>>145084305
Almost forgot
>she mentions wanting you to hug her
>can't
Bits of heaven & hell this game is.

>Gawker filing for bankruptcy

I'm just waiting for that massive demonic arm to erupt from the burning center of the earth and drag it down to hell along with Kotaku

>>145066827
I know I am.

>>145084305
We have a wolf girl though. It's just waiting to be coded.

>>145065791
That is correct. I have a copy of it on my computer right now which confirms that it's not happening.

Lift-fucking a girl while you hold her legs up in a full nelson

>>145059379
Going deep in a deep one girl

>>145088769
Isn't that one just a one-off scene though? I crave depth! And call me greedy but
>just one wolf girl
They're like pringles: you need a whole pack.

>>145057491
Why

>>145096965
It sounds gross. I understand I'm supposed to hear it and think it's him fingering me or fucking me or whatever, but it literally just sounds like someone fucked up a mac&cheese recipe and is steeling themselves to eat the most watery side dish they've ever had in their life.

>>145056205
>coke-bottle glasses (
Sounds heavy.

>>145067806
Maybe a mirage event

>>145084908
Good.

sweater puppies on a puppy girl

Death by arrogance

Time keeps on slipping

>>145108773
Into the future

>>145081591
Better than a centaur.

>>145111607
Yeah, I guess.

>>145084305
She's so huggable and cute.

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>>145114585
Indeed.

>>145106134
Death by snu snu.

>>145067806
I want to pull on her tail.

Post roast.

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anybody wants to give a poor anon some xbox live gold?

A FUCKING BOW HE USES A BOW

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Reverse world

Getting to train under a magic mentor who treats his apprentices like shit because he's pent up from not getting any (because he's a wizard nerd).
Getting revenge when you get dirt on him (probably because he's practicing forbidden magic) and make him your personal slave/slut while threatening that if he tries to get help you'll spill the magical beans and get him barred from practicing magic officially.

>>145128508
NO

Slipping

into

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>>145129324
If they're already practicing forbidden magic why would they care all that much about having to practice unofficially? At least then they would get out of paying union charges.


Meeting a normal girl that hasn't heard of you or your deeds or just doesn't realize it's you.

>>145137098
>>145134478
something more comfortable as your virgin husbando waits on the bed, so nervous he almost slid off from how sweaty he is.

>>145139725
Because when you're the top dick you get all the sweet benefits.
Being a renegade wizard, while guaranteed to get you mad play, means you don't get the discounts or access to the library or any of the other perks a nerd wants.

awoooooooooooooo

Getting bent over a barstool and fucked until you can't feel your legs as the other bar patrons cheer.

>>145125905
Bow before the bow.

>>145145858
No

>>145139725
White hair is cutest.

Becoming the best stripper in the land

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>>145150134
It is quite nice, yes, along with silver.

>>145116626
NEVER EVER

>>145150493
get that cash if it's 9 to 5 or shaking that ass.

>Friend in a LotR discussion
>"The orcs are considered barbarians with no culture, yet they know what a menu is
>Explain this to me."

Gotta admit, he brings up a valid point.

>>145153480
Something something second breakfast.

>>145153480
Tolkien was just weird and changed his mind all the time judging by that 3 hour elf-dick research binge I went on.

>>145154125
He was rewriting LoTR to account for astronomy when he died. If he had finished that version fantasy would be a lot more scifi.

>>145154194
can I be desu here?
It'd still be bad, that shit is so boring. I can get into fantasy, I can get into scifi, but I don't know what kind of bullshit that dude pulled off to become famous because it's just really boring. I muddled my way through The Hobbit and literally only remember that part with the goblins or trolls or whatever who were arguing about how to eat a hobbit and turned to stone. That was the only enjoyable part of that boring shit. Even Piers Anthony for all his weird unsavory bullshit kept my attention more than "this is supposed to be a children's story let me tell you in detail them walking through the woods and they're walking and they're walking and guess what they're fucking doing now"
Like maybe kids back then were dull as hell and were into that kinda shit, but fuckin no thanks old dude.

You know what was better, even? The fucking Spiderwick Chronicles. You got those fuckers for free in cereal boxes and they were still more engaging than Tolkien's bullshit that he never even meant to publish until he was made to.

Those are just my hot opinions tho

>>145154754
I disagree quite a bit, but I don't really have an investment in convincing random internet people.

>>145154873
Have you read the Spiderwick Chronicles, at least? Because that shit was dope.
Can't remember if the movie was any good.

>>145155001
Never heard of it.

>>145155045
It's really good. It's some siblings and they move into a shitty house and get into shenanigans with fairies and goblins and trolls and elves and shit. A lot easier to parse and enjoy because they're broken up into sections via small books and so they're decently paced.
10/10 imo.

>>145074217
Love

>>145159541
Loathe

Unrelatedish, but I've been trying to code a fetish game for the past week and it's hell. Hats off to Tatobaguy for persevering.

Loving loathe

Conditioning you waifus to be ready and willing with a simple command from you.

Screaming usa at people.

>>145168373
RABBIT!

>>145164671
Loving lolth?

Remove skeleton

>>145170819
Maybe she is in some sort of odd, twisted, way.

remove wakka

>>145176179
Just shave his hair & he'll run and hide.

Penguin girls

>>145179042
Wasn't someone working on a pair of those?

Cute clingy boy who'd do anything to make sure you don't pay attention to anyone else.
Anything limited to murder, torture, and kidnapping, of course. Maybe also sugar daddy-ing but he'd need to get the funds together first.

>>145151412
eye patches

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>>145151412
If they have white/silver/blonde hair I prefer them to have darker skin as contrast.
Like this slab of grade A beef literally, think it's a bull boy.

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>>145182274
They can be cute, yeah.
>>145182575
>white/silver/blonde hair
>dark skin
Excellent taste.

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>>145183205
Found him. Horns are weirdly placed imo.
I also like really pale dudes with dark hair too, both ends of the spectrum. Also entirely white albino dudes. Also entirely black dudes. Pretty much all dudes desu

>>145145858
no

>>145095313
You should take what you can get senpai. I don't think any more are coming up any time soon.

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Hit me with ideas for weasel boy. He's a tall, lanky trickster with dark, slicked back hair. The idea of an encounter was more popular than a mob.

>>145128508
I'd fuck that

>>145188126
Always has a toothpick in his mouth. Sells maps that take you to the "most vast and wealthy treasures you've ever seen!" Maps lead you to a literal garbage dump. Meet him when it's raining and you offer to put him up in your tent/lean-to/nearby cave.

>>145189190
As would I. No reason not too unless you were to piss her off or trigger a death flag for yourself by becoming important to her.

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>>145189413
Hmm, that's an interesting option. He's some sort of traveling merchant deal who sells stuff like those maps, and when you come back and complain about it, he just says stuff like "One man's trash is another man's treasure."

Then if you buy enough stuff from him and rag on him about it, you can demand he pay you back for all the junk he's sold you. He'll protest that all he has on this earth is his body, and you can tell him that you'll take him up on that offer.

>>145190203
He sells "100% magically pure" viagra stuff and when you demand he take it beforehand he's horrified because "no way, that has cow shit/dirt/sludge in it" or whatever awful ingredients he puts in his snake oil tonics.
Making him drink it anyway.

>>145123237
Just play overwatch.

>>145122245
Roast?

>>145120892
mean>>145120892

>>145116626
doesn't exist

>>145114585
Awwos during sex

red pills

lewd awwoo

>>145207396
Better than the blue ones

>>145170819
Worst goddess.

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>>145170819
I read that as Lilith

>>145216259
She's much superior.

>>145212690
Well of the course

>>145207396
Sect of sniveling dudes who think men are superior and worship the champion like a god, modeling themselves after you in the hopes of one day being as great.
Then when they find out the PC is actually a girl (whether reverse trap or just plain femPC and the history books got it wrong) they have a big meltdown since everything they based their weird cult on is fake.
Shrugging and saying "sucks to be you" before ollie-ing out of there on your medieval skateboard.

Cute mouseboy stuck to a giant gluetrap.

>>145104027
loli puppies

>>145218427
Sect of sniveling chicks who think women are superior and worship the champion like a god, modeling themselves after you in the hopes of one day being as great.
Then when they find out the PC is actually a boy (whether trap or just plain malePC and the history books got it wrong) they have a big meltdown since everything they based their weird cult on is fake.
Shrugging and saying "sucks to be you" before ollie-ing out of there on your medieval skateboard.

>>145218427
Do we watch them cry as we roll away?

>>145219846
Do you even have to ask?

>>145219846
Not as much as the girls did.

>>145218427
>>145219887
Plus tiny fedoras and mountain dew flavored doritos fall out of their pockets and onto the floor.

>>145220084
>tiny fedoras
>implying any group that worships me would wear miniature hats

>>145220204
big pockets hadn't been invented yet. That's why old paintings have all the men in tights and mooseknuckles.

>>145218427
You get to rub their faces in the dirt too.

>>145218427
If they take dues you could take all their money for misrepresenting you for however long the club has been around. We need more ways to get a large amounts of gold IIRC.

>>145220670
PC prostitution should also help with money as well, right? I thought that was being edited or added one of the two.

Watching her get pissy like this is funny.

>>145221116

>>144657821
>>144552536
Looks like ready to be added but might be after the UI update?

>>145221208
I never understood why people make posts about other posters but don't say who they're talking about as if it's obvious. Everyone posts anonymously except 2 people in here. 3 if it's about RRR.
Are we talking about RRR? Seems like something he'd do.

>>145222076
I don't even know what you mean.

>>145222305
Was assuming it was one of those kinda pathetic passive aggressive posts about another poster, my bad.
So who were you talking about? A pet?

>>145212690
Well of the course

Cute leopard boy who wants to be like his tiger bro-4-lyfe so he connects his spots into stripes w/ charcoal.

>>145183205
Vampire brown elf upset that she's lost her perfect skin.

>>145220670
Would be nice to have a secret code to input for 100+ gold. Like the Konami code or something.

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For the UI I say we have big sections of VN dialogue stuff that looks like this, but instead of an actual character it's a picture of some paper or a big slab of rock.

swagpire girl

>>145218427
>>145219037
Then you show your superiority by beating all ___5_ of their numbers and proceed to have your way with the defeated

>>145226168
>swagpire

that sounds like a euphemism for a codpiece

>>145226672
5 dicks is a good number actually. 3 for the holes, 2 for the hands.

>>145226815
Codpiece girl? Lewd.

>>145223647
That's terrible. A cure must be found.

>>145218825
That just sounds adorable.

http://exhentai.org/g/943800/ab07364073/

These are some lewd elves

hot robo boy who breaks as you ride his dick, but the pussy game so strong he just wants to nut even as his arm is falling off

>>145203130
>literally playing it

>1-3 write
>4-6 sleep
>7-9 take
>0 productivity

>>145229667
>lewd elves
They always are. Just depends on how open they are about it.

>>145196514
toast

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>>145229720
No.

>>145229667
We need more elf/human romance.

>>145235258
Okay how about:
>you meet an elf hunter on your travels outside the forest
>he's been severely and permanently injured in some way that means he's unable to hunt (like he lost his dominant arm or whatever)
>he needs to go back to his people to visit so they know he isn't dead (although he jokes that he "might as well be dead now") and so they can decide what to do with him now that he's "useless", but with his disability the journey alone is too hard and no one can put up with his personality long enough to take him there
>you're up to the challenge and along the way, you try to show him that just because he's disabled doesn't mean that he can't have a full life (i.e. romance him tenderly and he falls in love with you)
then either have him be an in castle husbando or a husbando who lives in his elf village content to do a non-hunting job and who you spend passionate, loving nights with whenever you're in the area.

Jousting girls

>>145235191
leave me and my fetish alone

New here, is there anywhere to report trackbacks/bugs and what not?

>>145238109
There's a link in the OP, but you usually get a faster response if you post in the thread.

>>145238109
Just posting any bugs you find in the thread is fine.

>>145238176
>>145238224

While running game code:
File "game/battle/mobs/livingcloak.rpy", line 32, in script
$ battle("livingcloakwin", "livingcloaklose")
File "game/battle/mobs/livingcloak.rpy", line 32, in <module>
$ battle("livingcloakwin", "livingcloaklose")
File "game/battle/system/newbattle.rpy", line 64, in battle
trigger(thing.stack)
File "game/battle/system/skillstack.rpy", line 28, in trigger
if target.name == encounter[i].name:
AttributeError: 'int' object has no attribute 'name'

Is it just not in yet or something? Sorry if I've done it wrong, first time posting here.

>>145238550
Looks like it's just a typo.

>>145238576

There's also one in the storeroom back at the castle.

>>145236574
That show was pretty stupid though the girls were alright.

Wrecking a boss by flying in on your dragon girl and stabbing him with a lance.

Grooving

>>145241995
Moving

dentist girls

Cute greaser boy who lets you mess up his hair because he loves you so much.
Anyone else who tries to touch it gets a switchblade to the throat though.

>>145247521
Drilling her in the chair

Grooming your fluffy catboy. Getting slowly and slowly more worried as you spend hours brushing and he doesn't seem to be getting any sleeker nor does the amount of hair coming out from your brushing seem to be any less than when you started.

keytar solo

>1-3 rewrite a smut story I wrote in my teens (to get my mojo back)
>4-6 rewrite a smut story I wrote in my teens but have it be with a girl instead (to get blah back)
>7-9 consider Jesus
>0 rewrite a smut story I wrote in my teens but have it be with Jesus instead (to blaaaaah back)

>>145256068
So you're going to write Jesus smut.

>>145256151
nah, that's only on 0. Gonna consider how Jesus smut would go. He does have some extra holes.

Grasshopper heroes

>>145261471
Zero to hero

mind control

>>145095313
I would love a pack of wolf girls.

>>145268791
ing girls

Blond awwoos

>>145271325
It's only natural.

>haven't played slablands in forever and remembered it exists
>can't create a character
finish button won't show up even though i've selected everything

>>145275290
Even the options you don't want to pick you have to click and choose the n/a equivalent option.

ambos

>>145276468
With the time you spend posting about ambos you could have written her by now.

>>145276468
hambones

>>145268791
>>145271334
Putting a suggestion of a girl wanting to get lewd with you in her head. Watching a stuck up prim and proper girl not understand whats going on.

>>145279130
>watching her find it more & more difficult to look you in the eye without blushing madly
I like it.

>>145265121
SHES A HERO. Hercules girl.

While running game code:
File "game/locations/fortress/newexplorecastle2.rpy", line 526, in script
jump lastlocaion
ScriptError: could not find label 'lastlocaion'.

How would I go about fixing this?

>>145282608
Waiting for the coded to see this.

>>145261471
?

>>145285115
You know who

>>145253683
I like keytars

>>145238550
Try posting a screenshot, that works better.
Can you replicate this? I'm fighting the cloak and it works.

>>145239229
This one is a typo.

>>145275290
First time I've seen this. I'll check what's going on.

>>145282608
Another typo, sorry.

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>>145290669

This is what causes it.

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>>145291869
>>145290669

This is what happens afterwards.

>>145241995
>>145244405
Moving to the grooving.

Justice

>>145239742
I don't even know what show I'm talking about

>>145295697
The closest I know of is porn.

>>145235258
danke

>>145299402
That means 'thank you'

>Titanfall 2, electric boogaloo
Eh
>Singleplayer
Oh, neat.
>Optimus Prime voiced titan is your robot buddy
Sweet
>Esports Sports Games
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyy
>Mass Effect Andromeda
Oh this might be interes-
>Just a trailer with very slight glimpses at some game worlds
Lame
>Some dumb sponsorship things
lolgjEA
>Fifa
Weh

>>145229806
>not playing it

Being pushed to the ground and feeling precum oozing onto your back as he lines up, your only warning an unintelligible grunt before he thrusts into you. The gag works a little too well and you can't even moan as his full length pushes in, making your stomach bulge obscenely as you squirm. Your eyes water and the nobles gathered around watching the show are all blurs now. All you can concentrate on is the clinking of gold as it's thrown into the basket.

>>145295697
Walkure Romanze.
>>145298473
It's a visual novel so I'm pretty sure there was sex in it.

>>145236139
Perfect

>>145229657
>That just sounds adorable.
because it is

>>145305158
Could be good for the brothel. Don't know if whoever was writing PC scenes for that has something similar, though.

>>145271325
Who wouldn't.

>>145307298
They've been done for a while so it'd be easy to check

No game no life

Hot cat boy meowing incessantly for more sex while you try to sleep.

Robo girls

>>145307115
We need it. It reminds me though: I wonder how the raptors are coming along.

Elf boy thinking you're a sexual predator because you're a human and crying because he's been saving himself for marriage and doesn't want to be seduced into losing it.
Proving him right

>>145314814
then you play with his ears until he's a quivering mess before slowly lowering yourself onto his twitching shaft, watching his face grow redder as you roll your hips and work him deeper inside you

>>145314581
Demanding they be cleaned after their external appearance has diminished by a certain threshold

>>145315065
When he comes you pat his head and tell him what a good job he did and he came so much, it never gets better than your first time, so he's a mix of being ashamed and proud.

>>145316246
with your dick

>>145306098
>Walkure Romanze.
tell me more

>>145320945
no

Making love during a storm because he's scared of thunder and you want to keep him distracted.

>>145320945
It's a romance VN that takes place in some academy that's known for equestrianism and jousting. The only weird fetish in there is urination and otherwise it's pretty vanilla.

>>145323216
Getting a blackout because a branch rubbed gently against a power source and having to stare silently across dinner at each other's silhouette.

>>145320945
Pretty much >>145323385 and I don't remember it being available in English.

https://mega.nz/#!x00zjZBD!Le3-5Rojsj9MNB2eviiT-9NOev3ZDGj2Fk29_pb47j8
Ren'py needs a debugger.
Anyways, have an update.

>>145325320
Well we have the writing guide which breaks up the different variables a character might have, why not a debug screen where you can change them similar to the character creation one plus stuff like Stats, Inventory (a list of buttons that adds/subtracts all items currently in game maybe?), Gold, etc.?

>>145325320
thanks bro

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>>145325320
Thank you.

>>145325320
What changed?

>>145325726
I'll see what I can do.

>>145326869
>>145327278
No prob.

>>145327615
Bugfixes and mountain mobs. I'll finish the rest of the projects next week.

>>145271325
who wouldn;t?

Do valkyries have memory issues?

>>145328237
Heartless monsters and sheep farmers.

>>145281873
I really want this now.

OP's dl link says "The file you are trying to download is no longer available."

And wasn't there a CoC addon somewhere?

>>145330207
The current download is >>145325320


We do not discuss or want anything to do with CoC. We hate that furfag game.

>>145250631
yes

>>145247521
>>145250631
>>145331265
Warning her that she "may experience some discomfort" before drilling her then delivering.

>>145316246
cleaning their lewd parts with your dick.

>>145314698
Good question.

>>145306098
I'm going to play that game

>>145340275
Hope you know how to read runes then.

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>watching a flipping show
>they carpeted the bathroom
Anyway:
>1-3 do actual work
>4-6 do actual work (but for my stuff)
>7-9 do actual (house)work
>0 stare at that metal arm dude's ass in this shitty marvel commercial
just kidding, I'm doing 0 regardless of what I get

>>145341136
the show is based in las vegas, I am no longer shocked by their debauched carpeting choices.

>>145341136
>they carpeted the bathroom
Madmen.

>>145341414
THE OPEN HOUSE PEOPLE SAID THEY LIKED HOW IT "FLOWED" INTO THE MASTER BEDROOM, GUESS WHAT ELSE WILL "FLOW" INTO THE MASTER BEDROOM?
ALL THE FUCKING WATER DRIPPING OFF YOUR DISGUSTING LAS VEGAS BODY YOU PIECES OF SHIT.
>>145341590
They sold that disaster for 150 fucking thousand. And the advertisement for the upcoming episode has them opening the door of a house they bought and seeing a stripper pole living room filled with trash and clothes and a room filled with mud ankle deep with muddy handprints on the wall and a kiddy pool in the middle. At least I hope it's just mud.

Anyway, enough of that I'm actually getting to work.

>>145341136
Why the fuck do people do this? If your feet are cold in the bathroom buy some goddamn slippers.

>>145302465
>liru game
>has awoos in it
11/10

>>145342797
Tru
Tru

Kinda hard to top that

Still, these pre-E3 conferences were just kinda okay. Nothing to go WOW for.

Fucking your husbando in the tub, being careful not to slosh water over the side so you don't get your carpet wet and grow mold underneath it.

Chill threesome with a pair of cool twins, both with above-average sized dicks. Having a few brewskis afterwards.

>>145343887
Playing medieval parlor games on the weekends like ________ (history nerd anon please finish this post for me)

>>145299478
I meant to quote the exhentai post.

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stoic guard who gets handsy and flirtatious when he's drunk
you have no idea how many pictures of lewd men I had to scroll through to find this one to make this reference. So many lewdudes

>>145286926
Power rangers

>>145347554
Nah man, he's clearly talking about VR Troopers

>>145347554
>[six consecutive beeping sounds]
followed by
>[concerned mexican robot failing]

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when will we get torture domination content because I am clearly a masochist in need of it
but seriously though, getting abused/dommed by a rich brat and his cute dick when?

>>145348273
story side of the bad quiz site, btw. didn't realize how out of the blue and unexplained this was until I posted it

What do you guys like most about adult text games? What do you want to see more of?

>>145349185
Adventure

>>145281873
>start groping her, doesn't know what to do

flips

werewolf girls

fish pussy

ambos

bone girls

maple girls

>>145356429
With all the time you've spent posting about ambos you could have written her by now.

What are some things that weasel boy should sell? I'm thinking dud genie in a bottle and scrolls, maps that lead you in circles or to garbage heaps, etc

>>145363437
Snake oil, drinking it just makes you sick because it's some just some meat grease he bottled.

>>145363437
Weapons that break after one use (in special scenes if we can't get breaking working in actual combat).
>>145349185
DILFs.

Religion of peace. That isn't peaceful and blows up a lot. When?

>>145361249
ambos

>>145349591
>that tipping point where she throws herself into it

>>145358014
Them bones

>>145358014
Boning girls

Boning girls til they can't muster the strength to move.

>>145360073
Maple tits

Bards!

Getting fucked until you can't move and you just lay/lie (I can never remember which one you use) there so you can get feeling back in your legs.
Some other dude stumbles on you before that happens, though, and here we go again.

Getting a new hole or two cut in you so you can take all their dicks at the same time.

Honey girls

>>145375586
Money grills

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Cute monster hunter girls.

>>145378230
That's an interesting scar.

>>145349261
Picking up chicks in a dungeon

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>>145378287
Supposedly it's from a throwing star or some shit that cut her face open. She's still cute though.

hot dudes with rude 'tudes

>>145379927
And dragons

>>145380628
hot dudes with rude dragons or dragons with rude 'tudes?

>>145380910
No
A hot dude with a rude tude that has a dragon

Like that Scalebound game

I don't know what that game is, but can we have the dragon be voiced by sean connery

>>145347848
Sounds racist

>>145381064
He'll voice anything.

I want Sean Connery & Morgan Freeman voicework in games.

>>145347669
never heard of it

>>145385201
A lot of people don't remember (Or don't WANT to remember) all the other Tokusatsu shows Saban tried to bring over here.

VR Troopers
Masked Rider
Big Bad Beetleborgs

The list goes on.

Power Rangers got popular because it wasn't as stupid as the others. It also helped that it kept the formula from the original series'. More or less.

>>145386823
Masked Rider is the only one of those three I don't remember. Kinda want to look it up now.

>the only things about Overwatch I know is there's a saiyan-haired dude who's friends/boyfriends with a guy with a pig belly button, the Ice Climber and Pink Heavy are girlfriends, and there's a character called "Soldier Dad" who is either married to "Winged Mom" or "Skull Guy" or maybe both
>also a cowboy is hanging around sometimes
this game sounds wild and cute, I hope it's actually fun to play and the players aren't all 10-13 year old boys with Monster™ breath
they're all 10-13 year old boys, aren't they? We should have never let them live after what happened the first time imho.

I saw something on the wiki about making Jojo suck dick for my benefit.
How do I make that happen?

>>145386995
It was so bad that Ishinomori disallowed Saban from ever touching Kamen Rider again for the longest time.

It stayed that way for the longest time even well after his death.

>>145387374
We don't talk about that shit here.

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>looking up we happy few trailer to show mum
>bunch of articles on it already
>"This creepy art deco theme-"
>game's set in 1960s

>>145341136
>carpeted the bathroom
Must be great when people smear shit and piss into it.

>>145387472
We are now.
How do I make Jojo fuck goblins?

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>>145378230
>>145378938
Witcher girls best girls if you don't wanna worry about pregnancy.

>>145390979
Worst girls if you care about monogamy or any kind of relationship, though. Witchers are all canonically huge sluts/mansluts.

>>145391360
Just gotta keep 'em interested. I imagine it CAN get kinda boring living multiple centuries.

>>145340948
Bitch please

Hard throbbing cocks pushing against your gritted teeth as they twist your arm behind your back.

>>145325320
based

>>145322629
yes

>>145399812
Ruining her power nap.

>>145399812
Before that she was just all business and didn't really know what to do with her free time. It was having a negative effect on her well being.


Once you get her to understand what fun she could be having with you, she finally stops being stressed.

>>145402283
I like it.
>>145401781
I'd rather get her nice & tired before one.

DILF who tries to sell you on his son instead, so you fuck both of them.

Hot prince into bloodplay because he's a vampire

Slimeboy upset that he can't take baths with you because he dissolves in water, so you have him fill up the bathtub instead and "bathe" in him, leading to double/triple penetration.

Halfling blacksmith getting teased by his tall elf half-brother but they're secretly very supportive of and love each other.

Constrictor Snake dad trying to teach his sons how to strangle their prey, getting you to help as the "prey", but they don't get it so you just get a bunch of tiny snakesboys hugging onto your legs as the dad shakes his head in disappointment.

>>145268791
Would be a neat exercise to try to write a mind control scene for the PC. Stuff like having sentences meander or cut off abruptly. I also feel like it would allow putting thoughts in the PC's head since the PC isn't fully in control of themselves. Stuff like
>You kneel in front of him.( You've never wanted anything so bad since-) You frown. Since when? You try to remember something, anything, but it's all a blur. It feels like nails in your temples, driving in deeper as you try to focus your thoughts. The only thing that seems to calm them is concentrating on his (perfect) dick. It's solid and hot and you rub the tip against your lips, coating them with precum. (You've never anything so bad in your life.)
and etc. Would also be good for vampires if I remember previous discussions about them. Although having a 1000 word sex scene all in that kind of style could be hard to read.

>>145399812
This picture doesn't even have anything worse than cleavage, what was the logic in deleting it?

>>145412882
Someone's a piece of shit that reports randomly and some janitor or whatever's an even bigger piece of shit that doesn't even do their job and look at what's reported.

Quest where you get a kind old man's favorite painting from the house he used to live in, dodging bandits and murderous art collectors to bring it back.
It's one of those Dorian Gray/Grey paintings and he becomes young and handsome as soon as it's back in his hands. Apparently he's been doing this for years to dodge debts and old girlfriends and become so used to it he absentmindedly forgot the painting this time around.
But hey, you got paid big bucks for it so who cares?

Random number generator for how likely you are to get a heart attack.

Giraffe boy who's always slouching because he's self-conscious of his height.

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>>145399812
>they actually deleted this

>>145416851
CANT HAVE ANYTHING REMOTELY SUGGESTIVE NO MATTER HOW NOT EXPLICIT IT IS.

>>145417398
Which is funny/sad as fuck considering the two different explicitly named hentai generals, the monster girl general, artificial academy general, and over 2/3rds of the images in the fighting game general.

>>145417398
One problem user is harassing us.

>>145418041
Wouldn't be a problem if whatever janitor(s)/mod(s) were on duty at the time did their jobs properly. That's assuming it isn't a janitor/mod that just doesn't like us though.

Robo boy with vibrate function

Eu btfo

>>145406602
I like this idea a lot

Everybody is just wanking that VR shaft, goddamn

>>145419760
He can even try to wear cute clothes and get upset when he just oozes through them.

>New Kojima Productions game
>MC looks exactly like the guy who was going to be in PT/New Silent Hill before Konami told everybody to go fuck themselves

SHOTS

FIRED

>>145421454
It's Norman Reedus, dude. Could be nothing like Silent Hills, he might not have wanted to waste any of Reddus' mocap or the connections or maybe had a contract already drafted or something.
I don't want to be hurt again

girls with nice teeths

>>145421454
Supposedly whatever likeness rights they had worked out expired with the PT thing. It's what I remember reading anyway.

>>145421592
Him and Del Toro both are buddies with Kojima.
They followed him just like they said they would.

>>145421996
Hahahaha

>Hear mom say "oh Shit!"
>look over
>Halloweentown 1, 2, and 3 available to watch on demand
Oh SHIT
>XBox burning hot and freezes up as it starts
oh, shit.

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>>145421454

Ghost husbando possessing you and making you masturbate in front of a mirror so you can watch

Martial artist girl

>>145421454
>>145421592
>>145423592
I don't know what the fuck that was that I watched but that was some nice looking sand.

>>145425707
Did you see the We Happy Few trailer? Looks good. Appealed to edgy teen me who loved "Brave New World" and shit like that. Plus liked the stylization/design.

>>145426536
Poor Hayter.

>>145426536
>>145428451
He never liked Hayter and made him reaudition for every single game.

>>145414970
what why

>>145428945
Realism.

>>145413057
We should light them on fire.

Dramatic showdowns with unique bosses.

Dramatic sex with unique partners.

>>145432009
I agree

>>145412882
Bullshit of course.

Gero

>>145412229
Yeah no.

>found old aa2 saves on my computer
>loaded them up
>fucking around seeing how many dudes I fucked and where (111 CCs of cum by having sex 4 with what I assume was my "boyfriend", very impressive)
>fuck him again because I wanna hear those ridiculous "eeeee, uguuuu, eeeee" screams my character makes
>computer dies as soon as it loads the scene and dies again when I try to turn it back on, 3rd time was the charm though
apparently the dick was 2hot4myCPU
there's a save named "slabgen" in there, I'm frightened of what will happen when I try to load it though