Dota 2 general /d2g/

Arteezy doesnt deserve all the shit you guys give him.

Just let the boy play dota.

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Previous Championship > Reddit team rule

Reminder that the purpose of roster lock was to keep a coherent team
The team switch made EG even _closer_ to their defending champ lineup, ergo it guarantees an invite even more.


Reminder that Newbee _proves_ the Previous Championship Rule

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>>145000000
WITNESSED

>>145000224
Reminder that valvebro literally said otherwise

>>145000195
Nice try, Artour. Stop lurking here if you play Dota so much and become something other than a deadweight

>>145000143

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>>145000195
He deserves all that and more

>>145000208
Man...

>>145000286
>Valvebro

This meme needs to die

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>>145000286
>believing anonymous shitposters who claim to be valve

Will Secret go to NA open qualifiers to battle EG?

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Hey stop being a faggot and learn what words mean will ya

>EU fell for honeypots in 2015
Shame on NA for pulling one over and taking the Aegis from them at TI5
>EU fell for honeypots _AGAIN_ in 2016
Shame on EU for being so gullible and foolish

Question: What are all the /d2g/-approved pairings for the heroes in Dota 2?

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The PPD, Universe, Zai, RTZ and Fear dream is alive
Nice.

>>145000634
Bradwarden x Nova
http://pastebin.com/DJmi2UX3

Rizzrack x Tresdin
http://pastebin.com/U4eu0w6S

Riki x Gondar
http://pastebin.com/sNhsUAxA

Mangix x Tresdin
http://pastebin.com/U8nM0LPa

Leviathan x Slark
http://pastebin.com/AJBJvTtK

Banehallow x Rylai
http://pastebin.com/e0VkwKiE

Bradwarden x Aiushtha
http://pastebin.com/tenbrDQT

Mangix x Ymir
http://pastebin.com/daxcmFws

Tresdin x Sven
http://pastebin.com/xf96xDxn

Rubick x Lanaya
http://pastebin.com/VVHeBMb2

Balanar x Luna
http://pastebin.com/ruFWfebL

Treant x Rizzrack
http://pastebin.com/cUaaWrnp

Lion x Lina
http://pastebin.com/Mq5Uhn3F

Leshrac x Windrunner
http://pastebin.com/ySN3y4CM

t. guy who used to write shitty things for d2g

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they both will get invited because there is always special rules for daddy's favorite sons

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>>145000000
Nice.

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im sorry i doubted your endgame universe

>>145000634
>Phoenix/Winter Wyvern
>Faceless Void/Spectre
>Bloodseeker/Riki
>Lion/Himself
>Phantom Lancer/Bounty Hunter
>Night Stalker/Doom
>Wraith King/Queen of Pain
>Beastmaster/Brewmaster+Ursa
>Dragon Knight/Visage
>Jakiro/Venomancer
>Nature's Prophet/Jungle
>Sagan/Mirana
>Lycan/Luna
>Huskar/Dazzle
>Skywrath Mage/Vengeful Spirit
>Centaur Warrunner/Enchantress
>Bristleback/Tusk
>Tidehunter/Slark/Naga Siren
>Templar Assassin/Outworld Devourer
>Sand King/Earthshaker
>Juggernaut/Sven/Crystal Maiden
>Spirit Breaker/Shadow Shaman
>Windranger/Drow Ranger
>Legion Commander/Axe
>Bane/Puck
>Zeus/Medusa

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All according to plan.

>>144996391
Thanks senpai tried alch for the first time
800 gpm and unkillable even though I died a bunch in the early game and my team lost their lanes, what the heck
I'm now left wondering how all the alchs i've played against have been so underwhelming

>>145000634
Sven and Juggernaught
Widranger and Drow
Myself and your mom

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>>145000690
That shit didn't work 2 years ago and they had a better carry on Mason

Can't wait to see them flop in the Regional qualifiers

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>>145000000

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>>145000702
Who the fuck is 'Mangix'

Like is that even a hero

Aui 2000 is the Yamcha of dota

Zai wont go to EG

how do I stop being a faggot and learn what word mean

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>>145000000
Words to live by.

Is it true Aui has been kicked from EG? will he go back to DC? I feel bad for him

>>145000926
The fact that he doesn't have the balls to release a statement it just means that he already inked the deal.

>>145000224
have any of the previous champions changed rosters this close to TI?

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>>145000702

So, I get a warning for reporting porn on a blue board, huh? Alright, jannies. I'll play your game only because I like to shitpost here on esports.

>>145000862

Fear>rtc>TC>Aui>Beesa>Ritsu/Fatson

>>145000830
wait are Zai an Universe both on EG now? what did Zai go to carry school??

>>145000000
ebin
t. /ps2g/

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Me and my friend, Kolbjorn we found his pa dead in front of their house

outside their front door he used to sit and smoke his cigarettes and drink beer

when they lowered his casket Kolbjorns face was like stone

his sister she screamed and cried, her only father was gone

so much changed that day, and it caused so much later on

>>145001187
Fear *was* adamant that AUI was the better carry. Maybe he's taken a coaching position and Zai is their new four?

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>people not only fell for the honeypot roster

>they even fell for the "fear can't play carry because his hands hurt even though supports use just as much if not more hand movement" honeypot

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>>145000926
>He wasn't here for the inhouse earlier when Zai confirmed it

>>145000634
any female/female will do
t. yurifag

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Which dota has the smelliest and least smelliest feet?

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They took this cosmetic jape too far.

>>145000830
>>145001307
Is PPD actually an Evil Genius?

>>145000907
Better than Tequoia

>>145001504
Legion Commander because shes a nigger

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>>145001029
>>144998702
>>144998218
>>144995847
>>144996150
>>144996008
>>144996085
>>144996196
>>144996381
>>144997161
>>144997242

>falling for the ""valve""bro shitposter meme

i forget how new and redditized d2g is, they don't even know about the old insiderbro make shit up meme from scv

the tards of dota actually believe that this is real

>>145001230
So who else read pa as phantom assassin?

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is the DOTA2 pro scene the most retarded in all e-sports?

>>145001319
that didnt happen

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who is this

>>145001565
Who

>>145001675
It's not CS:GO, so no.

>>145001680
noname

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>>145001675
Dota 2 is the only digital sport with someone like PPD pulling the strings behind the scenes.

>>145001598
it has happened before sempai, why not? it was a very thought out and extremely well faked message if it was a fake, down to the misspelling of a word at the end when valvebro was already half asleep due to being overworked

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>>145001532
>the other evil genius is universe

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>>145001650

Assassins have to stay healthy and not smoke!

Although she is french...

>>145001690
Dota 2's Nature's Prophet, because Furion was no longer allowed.

>>145001680
get out of here stalker

>>145001784
>no trip
ayy

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DOTA HAS A LOT OF HEROES WITH "ASSASSIN" IN THEIR NAME

WHICH OF THESE IS THE BEST????

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Lets say, hypothetically , that neither EG or Secret make it to TI this year.

Who deserves the failure and shame more.

>EE
>Puppey
>RTZ
>Universe
>PPD
>Zai

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>>145001947
it's a dope photo you gotta admit

>>145001675

Depends on how well Aui/Universe/Bulbo contracts were made to compensate for something like this happening.

>>145000830
>>145001307
>>145001532
His stupid and erratic decision making is so outlandish, some simpletons may consider these strokes of genius.

>>145002051
In order from most to least:
>EE
>RTZ
>Others

I'd rather see EG playing qualifer with Universe and Zai than watching EG crush and burn in TI with Aui carry.
I don't know why Aui is so fucking autistic. He won TI as a pos 4, not a fucking carry. He already got on PPD nerves last time and he did it again. yeah, it's bad that he just moved to SF and got kicked again but nigga you brought that shit to yourself you fucking Autistic_2KMMR

>thorin styling on dota all day
my sides

yawar to EG, fear to coaching, Zai to position 4, AUI to DC, saksa kicked for AUI

screencap this

>>145002019
nyx obviously. why else would EG and Secret, the two best teams in the world, draft it every game?

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>>145002051
Why is everyone throwing Zai under the bus anyway.

He hasn't done anything wrong, he is literally a official EG player under Valve rules.

>>145002051
PPD without a doubt
it was his job to ensure the future after TI5

>>145002089
a spoiler is not enough family
I wish I had a reaction image with a woman from a 50s horror movie freaking out
yeah it's a good photo

>>145001675
NA dotes is worst at game but best at drama.

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>all the MONTHS of planning people did for TI was completely invalidated
>teams now have ZERO scouting info on a team that has them figured out and won the last TI

You know that they are terrified when all d2g can do is meme about qualifiers.

They fell for the honeypot to end all honeypots.

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>>145000830
I like how immediately after both teams were out, PPD implied that RTZ was joining EG again on twitter.

>>145001675
CS:GO have actual easily-identifiable cheaters in such quantity that stopping it now would kill their scene. Literally every event organizer, Valve, casters, analysts and sponsor is forced to uncomfortably turn a blind eye to it. While the fans adamantly refuse to believe it. It is basically the dumbest fucking scene you will ever find including soccer bullshit.

>>145002116
>EE
man he just took his big shot
I did honestly expect him to be exactly as shit as he's always been, but he was actually pretty good with this edition of Shitrekt. Now in this major he's back to his good old dumb ass self though ^^

>>145002391
There is nothing EU fears more than Zai on EG

>>145002391
he's barely 6k lol

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>>145000000

TI finals will be Liquid vs OG
You heard it here first.

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if DOTA was a game of who can meme the hardest, who would win?

/d2g/ or r/dota2?

>>145000224

I thought that roster were locked until after TI what the fuck

>>145002678
nigga I'm nu european and I'm not even that fucking stupid

>>145002391
he left his team mid series

he litearlly destroyed the last chance fro 4 other people to get to ti6

not really his fault he didnt make unvierse leave but still

>>145002716
old /d2g/ > new reddit > new d2g > old reddit

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>>145002391
>M-m-muh MemeMeme!
Now they feel silly for ignoring that Zai denounced Sweden plenty of times in the past.

Where is the "fat fuck is stealing hundreds" meme?

>>145002716
we would win on pure endurance. r/dota2 has work in the morning

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Hey!

>>145002839
*citation needed

>>145002973
nothing to steal anymore

every time we get a 'super' team forming into ends up flopping.

I will be all my pepes than EG will flop and secret will do better at ti.

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aww bulba' so sad because he knows he's been left high and dry with the worst team

>>145002973
He can't steal anything now that Secret isn't even going to qualify for TI.

He's literally stealing zeroes.

>>145002814
Take a screenshot.
Save it.
Look at it after TI and be amazed.

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You didn't actually doubt PPD, did you gulag?

>>145001365
this tbqh

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/d2g/ give me fapfic writing input.

Which heroes?

Which fetishes?

Rape is a must.

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Universe was so bad on Secret after doing so well on EG, it literally looked like sabotage. And now we know.

Honestly if the goal was to punish poaching, good on him.

>>145003130
The gulag actually fell for the honeypot.

>>145003014

UncleNox STOP THE MEMES OR I CHOKE UncleNox

ok, lets just say eg and secret does in fact have to go through quals and ends up losing.

Is there any reason for these teams not to fully disband?

>>145002786

Can someone answer this ? Why is bulba leaving EG if roster are locked until after TI

>>145003280
>Team with guaranteed direct invite as defending champs
?

>>145002839
can I get source or story on this or something? how can something that stupid even happen? it's not like his new team needed him that very moment

>>145003280
money, and money, respectively

>>145003161
slark & naga
femdom rape

>>145003161
EShaker tries to take a shit but gets surprise assfucked by Sand King

>>145003280
It's impossible for EG to not get invited. It wouldn't matter if they decided to get 5 new players a day before TI6.

>>145003293
Roster lock isn't a hard lock. It just means that if you change roster you're no longer elegible for direct invites to valve events.

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>big football clubs starting to pick up esports teams
>getting teams in league, cs go, overmeme, rocket league, fifa, hearthstone
>literally none of them interested in dota

UUUHH DOTARDS?

>>145003293
Rosters are only locked for teams that aren't defending champs

It's called the Newbee rule. No matter what , defending champs are invited

guys I'm going to enjoy the Reddit explosion so much when icefrog gives EG a direct invite
all those buttblasted euros it will be glorious

>>145003280
They can put up good performances again after TI and at the very least get invited to regional qualifiers. Them being in open quals isn't based on their performance but on them breaking roster rules. (Even with the Manila last places they would have been guaranteed a qualifier invite.)

>>145003161
Bane tentacle rapes Puck's rear and when he tries to leave Puck uses Dream Coil and succs him.

>>145003362
>it's not like his new team needed him that very moment
It was all part of PPD's plan.

>>145003516
I'm sorry for them not being able to get into games that require anything more than a 5-second attention span and more than 4 hours to learn to a decent level.

>>145003280
1. Pick 8 scrubs.
2. Put them in EG and Secret together with EE and RTZ.
3. Hope that they don't notice everyone bailed and let them swap between those two teams after every failed LAN.
4. Never see them again.

>>145003516
Dota actually requires skill.

>>145003524
love this headcannon meme

my turn: PPY RULE is a legit rule at valve that any team with ppy in it get auto invited

>>145003524
>It's called the Newbee rule. No matter what , defending champs are invited

JEEUS
FUYCKING
CHRIST

WHY ARE PEOPLE THIS FUCKING RETA\RDED

NEWBEE WAS ENTERED DURING A FUCKING TIME WHEN THEY DIDN;T HAVE THESE RULES

THEY
LIRTERALLY
MADE
A
ROSTER
CHANGE
DURING
A
TIME
WHEN
VALVE
SAID
NO
ROSTER
CHANGES
IT
DOES
NOT
MATTER
IF
THEY
WON
TI

INFACT THEY ARE MORE VUNERABLE, VALVE WILL USE THEM AS AN EXAMPLE TO OTHER TEAMS THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE, IF YOU BREAK THE RULES YOU WILL BE PUNISHED.

>>145003280
yes.
this is exactly what RTZ/EE needs.
Strife.
they need real fucking failure.
they need all their bad decisions to come back and hit them SMACK in the face.
they need to realize all that they done wrong.
they need to feel that pain.
they need to own it.
and through that pain
and as a group
together
they need to grow the fuck up

this is the last chance they'll ever get.

>>145003516
Riot non-compete clauses

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WE DON'T FUCKING WANT "FOOTBALL" SHITTERS PLAYING FUCKING DOTA

THIS IS A NON-NORMIE GAME AND IF YOU THINK SO OTHERWISE YOU SHOULD GET THE FUCK OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>145003161
Beastmaster anal rapes Brewmaster

That or BS thirsting for Riki booty

>>145003660
>Furious because Newbee already proved that no matter what ,defending champs are in

>Spams his own meme belief that defending champs aren't in despite empirical evidence they are

my sides

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>>145003660
Hey reddit. I know you're upset about PPD cucking your idol singsing, but they aren't going to change the rules just for you.

>>145003656
>dota 2
>skill

lol I knew you guys where delusional but jesus christ

>>145003781
how does newbee changing roster when roster lock wasnt a thing proves anything?

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>Start playing DotA2
>Suck at DotA2
>Get reported by neckbeards for being new
>Put in Low priority pool
>Have to win a game
>mfw I've been in the low priority pool for 2 days playing single draft
>mfw it's the third time I get put into there thanks to reports
>mfw the average wait time in Low priority single draft is 7-10m
>mfw new to DotA2

>>145003706
So fucking mad that his argument was already proven wrong at the last TI.

Guess we'll be seeing a lot of assblasted yurocucks .

>>145003730
EG was able to tell them to fuck off with them for a time.

reminder that reddit has decided that eg shouldn't be invited.

Ever since diretide valve has always listened to reddit, sorry na cucks but your team is gonna have to re-qualify.

>miracle is literally arteezy if he hadn't joined the dark side and been consumed by anime and EE

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>>145003706
i agree with you, but judging by your post it's apparent that you are very upset. calm down.

>>145003516
blizzard and riot actively try fight dota

some lol teams literally got clauses they cannot pick up a dota team if they want to keep their place in that silly league of theirs, only really the biggest dogs in esport can have both

>tfw watching Farage wreck this debate while playing the cancer that is lifestealer

>>145003762
LOL

>>145003762
DOTA IS A THIRD WORLD GAME.

>>145003943
THEY
DID
NOT
HAVE
THE
ROSTER
LOCKS
LAST
TI

OYU ARE LITERALLY AS DENSE AS A FUCKING BLACK HOLE JESUS CHRIST

>>145003409
>Implying that it's rape if Slark wants it
Slark wants sex with Naga any way he can get it as long as she's enjoying it.

>>145004015
Honestly I hope they don't get invited, the "defending champions have to return" meme is retarded

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I'm a 2k mmr pleb
Why do people get BoT on PL in the laning phase ? I often see Wand/Aquila to BoT immediately and not Yasha or Diffusal

>>145003516
At least we don't have Schalke.

>>145003853
just let them have their hugbox lmao

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>if EG gets direct invite they are 100% unscouted and nobody knows what to do against them

>if EG has to go through the 100% guaranteed win open quals, they will use honeypot strats and people will prepare incorrectly for them.

Is there anything PPD hasn't thought of?

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>mfw shadow fiend is garbage now

>>145004315
movement speed helps farming
tping to free lanes helps farming

the hero really really needs farm

about it

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>>145004198
>>145003706
>muh rohstur locks are special
>t. reddit

Being a shit team is 100x worse than switching BACK CLOSER to the Defending Championship Team Lineup

Newbee got a direct invite despite being SHIT.

what if Amazon CEO bribes Valve CEO to get EG direct invite

>>145004471
hes not

same was said about storm but there are more and more storms in frontpage games, same will be with sf

they are playable just not insane like they were

>>145003516
Just because they're easy to pick up doesn't make them less worthy or conducive to competition or anything. Soccer isn't the most popular game in the world for being difficult to learn and figure out. It's still highly competitive because no matter how easy it is you're still only competing against other people who have it just as easy as you. If banana-throwing provided any lasting fun it would become a sport way faster than it took chess.

>>145004518
>>muh rohstur locks are special

>muh set in stone rules that everyone must abide by or not be invited, literally made completely clear by valve 100% are special

this isn't a system that I like, remember that it was reddit that pushed for the roster lock shit.
Valve wants to appease reddit.

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Okay give me an objective opinion.

Is Overwatch better or worse than Dota 2?

>>145004471
>FREE deso aura and FREE damage

uuuhhh???

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>people actually think they will forgo inviting The Defending Champions due to some meme non-rule they made up for stupid redditors

>ree the reddit boogeyman runs dota!

>>145004748
overwatch is a shitty clone of a already shitty game tf2 and will have no lasting power

>>145004759
Not to mention THREE 325 AOE nukes and FREE ultimate cast on death

>>145004748
Opinions can't be objective.

Also if you want an opinion how about you play it for yourself.

Or if you want to be objective how about you find a reliable reviewer that isn't /d2g/ or ask /owg/.

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>>145004946
>Opinions can't be objective.

>HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS

>>145004015
Nice that you found some arbitrary group to immediately blame when reality kicks in. It'll be reddit's fault the next time you go running without tying your laces like a drooling retard, too, right?

>>145004748
>Slow gameplay
>Blizzard
>Casual as hell
>Generic writing
>Blizz's own admission, in terms of MOBA, that HoTS was a rotund failure

Fuck no. If you want an FPS, go play TF2, or even the older Quake games, or even the new Doom.

BSJ to EG

I'm not joking, screencap this

What was the most exciting match so far?

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This piece of shit item is OP and basically everyone is fucking retarded.

Too bad Visage is too shit ;_;

>>145004649
>run out of mana with 1 ball lightning of 1000 units until you have 3 items.
yeah, nah. other popular mids like dp put him in the dumpster and there's not a big incentive to get storm over them. sure his late game is still kick ass, but your mana management fucks you up early so hard, that there's usually no coming back from it, unless you're left alone farming peacefully of course.

>>145005065
where did I blame reddit? are you having a stroke or just incapable of reading? If anything I am more blaming valve for being bent over so easily.

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>>145004748
I got burned out at level 50. But I don't have any friends and Blizzard decided to be fucking retarded and not include ranked until late June.

>>145005150
new bloodstone is really good on him and you can rice like crazy

again hes not as good but he def is playable and all the retarded storm mainers slowly coming back proves it

>bulba to shitrekt
>not zai

JUST

>tfw just woke up and missed all the universe drama

how good was it?

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>people actually think it would matter one iota if EG goes through open qualifiers or not

>>145004649
>hes not
? the farming speed was the entire hero

>>145005461
Euros are DEVASTATED that PPD played them like a fucking fiddle.

>>145005116
omg w33haa is actually gonna play a TI
or madara! if he knows english..

>>145005525
>og and liquid are still far beyond egs level
>"played eu like a fucking fiddle"

????

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Is there a more based person in all of DOTA? Fear + demon bros to the end

>>145005104
Only good fps is Tribes Ascend

There's that UT wannabe Toxic, i haven't tried it

Secret.Bulba

>>145005461
Well they will win the open, but it also means they have to then play the regular qualifier and likely get their shit kicked in there.

>>145005525
Pretty much

Now EG is back at its full true power and nobody has any info on the team and no idea how to deal with them.

Plus the eternal yuro flagship, Secret, was just gutted from the inside.

All those SWNL shitposters must have necked themselves.

>>145005309
I know on paper the changes to int and bloodstone should make him a solid choice.
It's just every time I try to play him nowadays, it feels really unrewarding. Like you're trying to turn around a gank but you're just out of mana all the time.
Of course his flashfarming is still quite decent, but I prefer fighting over farming. And this meta promotes the former as well.
Enjoy finishing your bloodstone while the enemy deathballs your t3 with exorcism at 25 minutes.

>>145004748

its actually fucking ass right now

>ez mode OP heroes (mcree, sniperslut, rein, lucio, etc)
>dogshit absolute fucking dogshit hitboxes
>double dogshit asshole bullshit only sending 20 frames back to you whilst taken in supposedly 60 or whatever
>max skillcap is literally like 4k dota mmr tier

i might fiend it a bit when ranked comes out but right now it gets old fast

>>145005461
the interesting question is Secret. They would not make it through imo

>>145005630
This EG is going to be, at the very least, twice as strong as TI5 EG.

>>145005650
¿Quien?

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>>145005630
>he fell for the honeypot lineup

>he STILL hasn't realized what just transpired

weeeeeeeeeew

the thing that turns me off about Overwatch is that they blatantly copied Batrider and even Pudge to certain degrees

it's not like you can even claim Blizzard made Pudge or Batrider from WC3 -> Dota.

Dota 2 made the hook and figure so much more identifiable and iconic compared to WC3 3-limbed abomination.

>>145005630
lol good job showing off all your starts at a honeypot major

>>145003161
Well? Which one is it?
>>145003409
>>145003436
>>145003593
>>145003776

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How does EU dota fall for essentially the same trick two TI's in a row?

>FEAR MOVED TO SUB

https://twitter.com/FearDotA/status/740808538621104128?lang=en-gb

>>145005890

>Copied batrider

wait what?

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>>145005679
>PPD's followers RTZ, Zai and Universe never betrayed him
>It was all part of the plan to win TI6
>Even Mason and Demon are returning as coaches
Is this the best esports story? It's like poetry.

>>145005890
Pudge as a concept was a Diablo thing that DotA crudely slapped onto Warcraft III's closest looking model to it.

>>145006056
I'm doubting between Puck or Slark but I'm still awaiting input.

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It's fucking happening lads


>The True Lineup Revealed
>Fear Back As Carry, no longer has to fake his injury

>>145006165
>Zai went to college just to better serve PPD
PPD's dick must be like an Evian bottle.

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>>145005932
Some memes should better never have surfaced.
"HONEYPOT" is one of them. In terms of retardedness, it's alike to DOGE

>>145006273
Slark already has a bunch of stuff.

Do the Bane/Puck story.

>>145006072
Secret are going to fucking crush TI with their new honeypot season strat FAMILY

>>145006305
legit no memeing, in a hypothetical situation where eg has to go through quals and losers, who do you cheer for?

just as a thought experiment.

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>According to keikaku
-PPD

>>145006149
i think he's talking about junkrat but the comparison is retarded

>>145006451
MVP
the other NA teams
Infamous

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>>145006397
Except TI5 proved honeypot theory correct.

Win all the irrelevant honeypots? Get destroyed at TI5

Hide your power level? Bring home the Aegis and more money than anyone else has ever won, by a big margin

>>145003161
Luna and Mirana convert windranger to a Selemene worshipper

Yuri rape is part of the conversion process. Windranger then has to bond with her new cat mount which is also rape.

Can MVP be considered NA in some sense?

>>145006214
>Pudge as a concept was a Diablo thing
was there really a boss/enemy in Diablo that hooked? I don't remember that from one or two. Maybe the butcher had a dismember attack but that's the extent of what I remember

>>145006462
>PPD managed to plant this dead weight on his nemesis, Puppey

>MVP

has a team EVER been blown the fuck out this hard before?

real talk I'm a MVPfag but holy shit, I hope they aren't on tilt for the loser bracket after that trainwreck

>>145006572
didn't they all grow up or go to school in America and learned to play Dota here? sure

>>145006525
>Hide your power level?

I mean if secret didn't choke they had ti5 100%, it wasn't as if eg was hiding anything either, they made 3 finals previous to ti5.

>>145006474
junkrat is an obvious Earth Spirit copy smdh

>>145006525
Sure. It wasn't because some rando team couldn't play against Techies, and because EG won with the most broken strat of the moment.

I can't wait to see your faces when EG gets BTFO in qualis and you guys have to claim "I-it's a honeypot TI!"

>>145006658
they are koreans.

They will comeback 10 times stronger.

they are in the matrix right now probably, practising against imitation teams while downloading ogs drafts into their brains.

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>>145006798
>he's still furious that his team got blown the fuck out and EG, smart enough to know about honeypots, brought home the aegis easily

You do realize OG also learned honeypot theory and used it to win a major too, right?

Stay mad kid, this is why your team never can win relevant lans.

>>145006572
south korea is an american colony

>>145006798
>Sure. It wasn't because some rando team couldn't play against Techies
You're forgetting that PPD PLANNED to play that team in the finals. He knew they couldn't play leshrac, which was the most broken hero in the tournament and took advantage of that.

REMINDER THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE ON EG'S PAYROLL:
RTZ
BULBA
UNIVERSE
ZAI
PPD
FEAR
SUMAIL
AUI

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Heroes that counter lifestealer

NOW

I just spent 60 dollars on Dota - after an already countless amount.

>got that level 125 Immortal Terrain
>got 13 collectors cache - like last year

;~; gaben raping my asshole wallet

>>145007014
phoenix
elder titan

>>145007014
beastmaster

bane

batrider

>>145006525
That would imply that the players are wilfully taking the risk of winning nothing in the end.
>"alright let's show those guys our REAL strats that we've been hiding all along"
>"oh shit we lost gg"

The skillgap nowadays has shrunken so significantly, that implying players would wilfully restrain themselves in a major is nothing but bullshit. It's literally the dumbest meme of dota.
Maybe 4 years ago, there could have been a "honeypot-scheme", but back then the prize money was nothing more than lunch + breakfast costs.

>>145007014
Slardar

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Why Can't Europeon Teams Keep Their Eyes On The Prize?

The USA Can.
China Can.

>>145006952
>>145006929
Is PPD also planning to hide his power level for the main event by losing in qualis?

>>145007014

lmao m8

lmao

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Which hero should I play if I feel like being a slut?

>>145007139
Champions don't play in quals, you retarded eurodog.

>>145006658
MVP is a team built on getting BTFO then striking back hard.

EG lost with Timbersaw against 4 melee because MVP knew exactly what they were doing at all times.

MVP brings new meaning to the phrase "try, try again".

>>145007139
>euros actually think EG has any chance of losing
literally any one of EG's players could win the qualifier 1v5

>>145007196
what?

>>145003161
Death Prophet x someone
those hands turn me on desu

>>145007210
cm

>>145007210
play this *unzips*

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>yuros left so completely devestated after realizing they've fallen for the mother of all honeypots all they can do is stammer about qualifiers, a 100% guaranteed ez win they can trivially utilize honeypot strats during

>that is if they even have to go, which is unlikely since they are The Defending Champions

>>145007210
cm

openly invite carries to come fuck your ass in their jungle

>>145006273
Do the Eshaker story :^)

>>145007301
ur fucked becuase mr op carry has no counters

only a team of 5 can counter him by memepushing or memekiting

POST MMR GRINDING TUNES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECewrAld3zw

>>145007210
pugna

>>145006273
i like the puck one
you could make it m/m if you want

>>145007378
What are you even talking about? All the NA teams are knocked out and there's still 3 euro squads

Haha laughing at all you cucks who think EG won't be invited. They are already the first team invited because they won TI.

>>145007594
>he's still talking about a honeypot lan right before TI
>he doesn't realize he's already lost TI

>>145007594
Are you still hung up on this honeypot honeylan?

Can't wait for the reveal that EG will have to go through qualifiers. Wish I could see you faggot fanboys' faces then.

>>145007519
why would you say this to me

>>145007274
>He doesn't remember the TI curse

It's okay, burgerfat. You can ask your mom to take you to Burger King to be comforted when they get 12th place

>>145007210
>no sex hero
dotards???

>>145007594
MVP and OG are both NA you newshitter

honeypot is my favorite mem guys

>Valve introduces a roster-lock to protect the players
>It actually just makes it 10x worse
Good one Valve

>>145007752
qop nigger

>>145007647
>>145007673
>supposedly lose "honeypot" lan on purpose
>RTZ looks ready to sudoku
>EG and Secret are so tilted they swap players
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

>>145007007
>Implying d2g isn't in EG payroll two
Weare EG designated shills

>>145007752
Literally QoP.

>>145007789
more like reddit demands a rule
its a shit rule who would have tought a thing reddit made will be shit

dota was 100% fine without any locks

>>145007687
face the reality anon
seriously though beastmaster, batrider and bane are all probably gonna get you something

WAKE ME UP

How do i build on Phantom Lancer ?

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>>145007862
>he hasn't even realized ppd and universe planned this all along

pic related : a broken man

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>>145007862
>RTZ looks ready to sudoku
Because he was depressed from being away from PPD for so long while undercover.

>>145007789
It's to punish drama queens and backstabbers and will succeed at that, no more and no less.

laughing out loud at the cuckolds who think EG doesn't 100% guaranteed win open quals even while utilizing honeypot strats

>>145008019
no human being would ever, ever act like that.

d2g explain to me: what is the appeal of anime?

>>145007963
Pretty much
If there's an advantage to staying together then the teams that do will win and more teams will follow suit
It was 100% just to promote more fanboyism and loosen people's wallets, but right now it's obvious the fans care more about the players than what team they're on, so it's stupid.

>>145008182
Are you crazy? Why wouldn't RTZ be sad while he's separated from his lover PPD?

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Fix me

>>145008182
it's supernormal stimuli for shut in autistic NEETs who subsequently become addicted to it.

>>145008271
think hes referring to the gif m8

>>145008182
neckbeards dont know that

sort of like imaign ebeing born inside a prison
would you know that there is anything else besides it? it would just be normal to you that you live in a cell and there is nothing else

same with dumb fucking weeebs

>>145008182
CANT WAKE UP

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What's the likelihood of our finn and his band choking just like vs mvp?

>>145008182
anime is made by lonely men for lonely men

>>145000634
Sven/Crystal Maiden is basically the only canon one.

>>145008182
The cute girls thing is just to make you feel less lonely, and it does the job well. They're not supposed to act like real girls because that would trigger the neets

>>145008386
https://youtu.be/dfyNnUgK8qE?t=49s

>NAtards that are believing in the honeypot meme, when they're only in denial, refusing to accept that their only relevant team is already suffering the TI curse

It's so fun to watch.

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>>145007837
>>145007925
>queen of PAIN
>sex
Nice one dotards

>>145007998
Diffusal Manta Bfly/Heart Skadi Heart/Bfly

>>145008182
Yeah, they should make anime girls attend bernie rallies and post about feminism on twitter instead.

Miracle
Dendi
S4
Sumail
N0tail
Arteezy
Mushi

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>>145008678

>yurocucks are so terrified of what just transpired they are scrambling to mount any kind of damage control but have absolutely nothing

OG is NA

>>145008678
>voice crack from the male lead later on
HOLY KEK

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How do you make him competitively viable? Or is he fine being unused competitively?

>can only go mid or some other 1v1
>is extremely passive, can only last-hit with Q, impossible to deny the enemy laner so certain heroes bloom vs Zeus like SF and TA
>relies heavily on mana to farm - saving grace is that many decent mana items are cheap like bottle/soulring/euls
>jungle magic resist makes it difficult to farm

>Infused Raindrops can save people from any bolts or wraths early game very reliably now
>Rune contesting is very weak, very slow hero, no right click for extra damage and will dent his mana pool which is his primary farming expense, pretty much requires rune if he does not bottle crow

>>145008916
your mom is a whore
see, i can spout gibberish, too. let's not do that anon :)

>>145008980
yep you got it, he wrecks ladder though because he's good at killing heroes

>win honeypots but get destroyed at TI by people who didn't blow their stratload prematurely

so this... is the power.......... of europeon... dota.....

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maybe matt is the problem?

>>145008980
?
he literally just got fucking nerfed last patch

He's still totally pickable though, its just he's worse now.
Probably always better off with the DP or invoker

>>145008678

>Kidz Bop is still a thing
>They are up to 32

why

>>145009137
>3 years in a row there willbe no EU teams in top3 of TI
Rofl

>>145009357
my fucking sides

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>>145009137
Mate in all honesty after all these years of dota, there has been mostly every draft done at least once, wouldn't you think?
There are no epic TI-winning strats anymore, just your skill and execution. See OG.
Maybe it's best if you just stopped wallowing in denial and accept that EG is not what they once were anymore, ok?

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>>145007549
i think my od winrate went down a little bit after his rework

>>145007531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK7JL6TNNt4

Why does nobody pick OD anymore?

>>145009419
>there has been mostly every draft done at least once, wouldn't you think?
are you stupid
that doesn't mean other teams have played against it or prepared against recently

>>145009472
He's trash now, ironically he's worse than what he was before he got his INT-steal changed to his Orb instead of Astral.

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>>145009419
>being this delusional

>"my teams can't draft or create strategies so yours can't either!"

>implying every fucking MADMAN patch doesn't create dozens of strategies which are never properly used because most teams are full of retards who can't think strategically, like OG.

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>constant /int/posting

>>145009419
kek

There's a perfect example of why you're wrong. Just look at secret's summer run last year up until ti5.

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these threads needs to be shut down, it stinks of reddit

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>>145006462
he looks so sad

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>>145009656
>redditor triggered by 4chan posts on 4chan

>>145009738
we need to outlaw women

>>145009656
>butthurt p o oo o o o

>>145009580
He had to be nerfed, otherwise he would have been TRULY OP in this patch
>Hit enemy three times
>All yout spells do 0.9% extra damage.

>>145010078
>le reddit boogeyman doesnt like my tired americlap/yurotard memes
/int/ is a containment board

>>145010192
what

>>145009548
I'm exaggerating of course but the point is there are no free-wins just by draft alone anymore nowadays which is why this honeypot bullshit is nothing but that - bullshit.
Even if you do pick the better heroes or have a better strategy, if you suck ass mechanically (ppd) that won't make up for it 90% of the time.

>>145010339
Wow, congratulations you wrote all that for nothing.

Post heroes, the picking of which proves the only testicles on your body are those that slap on your ass nightly from other men:

>ursa
>tinker
>riki
>bounty
>np

>>145010468
What makes you think only girls play those heroes?

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/r/dota2's been redpilled boys

Is OG vs Newbee a hint at grand finals?
Can f.natic be the dark horse I think they are?
Will Slacks fucking neck himself please?

>>145010468
Rubick
Windranger
Pudge

>>145010703
Wow, who the fuck cares about reddit?

why is this sub so anti arteezy?

>>145010749
yes
no
hopefully but no

>>145010703
I don't like this "sheevers tidehunter" comment
please delete