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H-here I go

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Previous thread >>144352039

Did I do good, /meg/?
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>>144957206
look what the cat dragged in

also Councillor Tevos best waifu
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>>144958761
>waifuing space dust
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>>144957206
where the fuck is the usual green text text ?
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>>144958921
I-I couldn't think of anything
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are you going to pirate Andromeda?
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>>144957206
>>144959121
Why do you stutter on the internet? Do you have parkinsons or are you just retarded?
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>>144959858
Oh man, you will not survive this place
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>>144959858
why so salty, anon? did a female reject you?
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>>144960063
>i-implying
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I guess it was only a matter of time. Fucking fishmouth made for a very dead thread.

I wonder, how many Jackfags are there in these threads. Red 1 standing by.

>>144957206
Best waifu.

>>144959858
Parkinson's.
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>>144961491
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>>144961650
I guess I should post a Jack pick as well.

I dunno, man. That stupid visor kinda grew on me. If she likes it, then I like it.
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>>144961491
not really a jackfag but I'd "appreciate" her every day maybe 2 times a day
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>>144962743
>not really a jackfag
What are you really, then?

E.g. I'm not a Miranda fag either, but I'd appreciated her twice a day.
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>>144962987
In hindsight, I should have posted some Miranda
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>>144963281
that deformed monster is not miranda
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>>144963470
What?
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>>144962987
mirandafag
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>>144964458
I like you. You are a man of refined, good taste.
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it's sleepy time for the autist
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>>144966216
it's 6 pm here, where does he live ?
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Waifus.
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>>144968342
You. I like you.
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GETH
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>>144967114
in some autism home with internet access
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Going to a friend's place, don't die.

>>144968624

Good man.
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>>144968342
>>144968624
>>144971010
God she's unattractive.

This place is hell.
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>>144971147
Right. So who's your waifu?
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>>144971268
No one.
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>>144971147
then why do you come here ?
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anyone here played The Solus Project yet? tempted to buy it, looks like the exploration I always wished for Mass Effect
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>>144971010
Ash a qt.
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>>144972346
You can't leave hell.
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>>144973314
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C'mon, wake up.
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>>144968342
>>144968624
>>144971010
Did they put all those blemishes on Ash's face just so they can justify the makeup in ME3?
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>>144973314
you can, you just don't do it.
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>>144977006
Assuming Hell is a real place, as described in whatever scripture there is, how do you escape from it?
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http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1465357405426.gif

Wake up, everybody.
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>>144978191
nice arschloch
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>Femshep will never sit on your face
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>EA has announced EA Play, a three-day off-site event at Club Nokia near the Los Angeles Convention Center that will be open to the public. It will run June 12 (a Sunday) to June 14. A companion event will also be held in London on June 12.

So, Sunday is the day that EA's side E3 thing starts

Schedule Time 12:30PM PT / 3:30PM ET

About Mass Effect

>Mass Effect: Andromeda developer BioWare has said it will show off the game in some form as part of EA Play. With the game coming before next year’s E3, we can likely expect to EA to touch on it in some major way since this is one of its most important franchises.

All sorts of different articles cited as source. No real dev quoted in them, though, or EA exec. So, you know, clickbait shit.
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>>144979880
Have some Meer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbjIyWUiJXE
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>>144979880
>game coming before next year’s E3
sure
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>>144977394
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reign_in_Hell

>At the end of the series the Unspoken Principium of Hell is revealed by Doctor Occult "You can leave whenever you want"

for some reason the souls that went to hell simply don't realize it.
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Didn't actually mean to reply to myself, there.
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>>144980125
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>implying we dont already live in hell
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>>144980574
>Hell is a board where every post is accompanied by a femshep picture and there is no image limit
I thought I could take it, meg. I thought I was man enough. But this shit inevitably breaks you
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>>144979880
>no word about ME:A at all
>all requests about ME:A will be blocked and ignored, EA-employees' gazes lose focus when asked, ignoring you as if you are air
>instead they will present their new major franchises games like Plants vs. Zombies - Electric Boogaloo, FIFA 2017 (which is an exact clone of FIFA 2016 with updated player names) and PGA Tour Gold 2017
>yfw
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>>144981295
You forgot
>NBA Live 2017 (delayed half-way into the NBA season)
>NHL 2017
And last but not least
>Madden 2017

Well, there's also Titanfall 2, I think? And we'll completely drop Mirror's Edge Catalyst since it got some abysmal scores across the board and sold like shit, meeting the gaming public's expectations of the title.

Oh, and Battlefield 1. ME:A will have a video from Bioware devs that you will not recognize, except Curry Thunder, but not for lack of trying. There will be a 30 second tech demo again and that will be it. Please understand, don't get too hyped, but totally buy our game, worth 60 bucks, plus 120 on DLC.
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>>144980926
Look, man. I'm not a fan of default FemShep either but she's definitely that bad.

I mean look at >>144980574. DAYUM!
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>>144981295
who plays fifa anyway ?
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>>144982243
Not interested.

>>144982759
Y-yeah, wh-who?
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>>144982759
shitloads of casuals, it's one of those Bro-games.
according to
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_game_franchises
the franchise sold about 100 million copies.
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>>144982243
>definitely that bad.
NOT that bad. I'm possessed by Freud.
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>>>/v/340521474
>>>/v/340524521
R2 is getting a lot of fame nowadays.

>>144983720
I switched to PES about 10 years ago. Still a bro game.
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>>144984031
WE WUZ HACKERS AND SHIEEET

seriously tho, what do the big companies expect with plastering black people all over their covers?
that more niggers are going to buy that game? doesnt seem like a good investment for me.
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>>144983720
why don't they just release every year a new DLC for a game FIFA, it's not like they're very different from 13 onwards
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>>144984772
Sheep spent 50 bucks every year for the same game. Why would EA miss out on that?
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>>144984772
because they'd have to take DLC-typical fees then and would have to slowly decrease the price of the basic game, while releasing a "new" game each year they can claim new-game-fees instead.

On a sidenote it's more complicated to create/maintain DLC upon DLC because the risk of compatibility errors towards each other rises. just create a "new" game instead and you're fine.
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>>144985280
isn't the game filled with a lot of bugs anyway ?
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NEIN
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Jack best waifu
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>>144985537
I don't know. never played it.
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http://img08.deviantart.net/35c4/i/2016/160/1/4/special_tactics_and_reconnaissance_by_potzi_hookman-da5loaw.jpg

>Before you ask: Infiltrator of course.
>Even the larger custom M-98 Widow looks smaller as he's quite a big creature.

for you
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What was your favorite anomaly in ME2? Mine was the abandoned space ship, or the one where you have to choose between saving the vity or the military base (something like that).
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>>144990781

I don't recall any anthropomorphic tigers with N7 gear appearing in ME universe
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>>144990812
>abandoned space ship
Was that the one with slaughtered crew and blue suns(eclipse?) invaders? That was kinda awesome.
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>>144991221
Yeah that was the one. It was pretty eerie.
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>>144991291
The one on the planet with a sandstorm where you had to follow the beacon was also nice. Wish they'd done more stuff like that.
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>>144991650
>sandstorm
you're probably talking about the mission on Tarith, that's not sandstorm but rather a toxic foggy air, but yea that mission is one of my favourites

Also there's another one I like it very much, some blue suns related mission, it's nothing really special but it starts as this: a BT goes out of the facility, lights a ciggy, all chilly and relaxed and then OH SHI, shepards shuttle approaches
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>>144991170
http://orig07.deviantart.net/e9c1/f/2014/161/e/9/leaving_equestria_by_potzi_hookman-d7ltdsd.jpg

same artist

>Every 50,000 years the reapers come out of hiding from dark space to systematically harvest the advanced civilizations of our galaxy. Synthetic monsters that have evolved in ways we cannot comprehend, driven by a singular purpose; Programmed to perpetuate a cycle that was created eons ago to preserve order. The years have passed, the warnings of previous cycles have been ignored by most, and the time has come... The reapers are here. Standing united, the denizens of Equestria and beyond have rallied to the cause to join the galaxy in it's struggle against the AI oppressors. The Twin Sisters' empire has been preparing some of it's finest citizens to join the fight, pictured here a couple of fine recruits. On the right, an honest, strong, stoic soldier; Eager to engage the reaper forces and show them their cycle pales in comparison to the power of friendship, Applejack is ready for anything. On the left stands a dependable, powerful, steadfast vanguard; Considering greatly the challenges ahead of them, Blast Box is prepared to charge into the fray to protect the tenets of harmony but more so, keep the love of his life as safe as he can.
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>>144990812
>>144991221
>>144991291
>>144991650
>>144992826
tarith was the world with the chlorinegas where you have to activate beacons and fight the bloodpack.
anon is refering to the sandstorm mission where you investigate a downed freighter with loki mechs attacking you

anyway, all sidemissions in ME2 are shit
best one was in ME1 where Cerberus was able to aquire Rachni from Noveria and tested them on Alliance soldiers stationed on mining worlds. your leads brought you to a spacesattion where Cerberus finally concluded that rachni were too intelligent to be used as cannonfodders.
femshep also had some sick lines in that mission.
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>>144992826
I think you're thinking of the one on Sanctum. That was a cool mission.
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>>144993401
Ponyfags are the worst.
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>>144995130
>femshep also had some sick lines
I'm dying to hear them
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QUESTION TIME!
1. Who is your waifu/husbando?
2. Favorite squad member in ME1?
3. ME2?
4. ME3?
5. Favorite mission in ME1?
6. ME2?
7. ME3?
8. Favorite weapon?
9. What kind of armor do you use?
10. What color is your armor?
11. Cure or continue Genophage?
12. Peace between Geth and Quarians? If not, who did you choose to live?
13. Thoughts on Cerberus?
14. Favorite anomaly in ME2?
15. Favorite hub world?
16. Favorite non-squad NPC?
17. What class do you play as?
18. least favorite squad member in ME1?
19. ME2?
20. ME3?
21. Paragon or Renegade or do you just choose the option you would say in real life?
22. Looking forward to Andromeda?
23. Favorite alien race?
24. Favorite DLC?
25. Favorite recruitment mission in ME2?
26. Favorite loyalty mission in ME2?
27. Favorite Citadel variant? ME1, 2 or 3?
28. Favorite song in the game?
29. Best club?
30. Least favorite enemy in all 3 games?
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>>144996773
yes
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>>144972524

I've never heard of it.

>>144976913

I don't know, but like I like the blemishes.
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>>144978191

Alexis Texas, Franceska Jamies and Bobbi Starr.
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>>144984031

They seem to be pushing Clara's style a wee bit much.
Also, the girl's scarf looks a bit like a hijab. She looks alright, though, even if the image's a bit shite.

WHAT IS THAT ROBOT THING?
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>>144990781

The material of the thigh armour looks pretty cool. Like carbon-fibre-reinforced polymer, but not quite. The undersuit looks good, too.
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>>144996773
1. Who is your waifu/husbando?
>Jack
2. Favorite squad member in ME1?
>Liara
3. ME2?
>Jack, Mordin, Zaeed, and Legion
4. ME3?
>EDI
5. Favorite mission in ME1?
>Noveria
6. ME2?
>Suicide Mission
7. ME3?
>Grissom Academy
8. Favorite weapon?
>Geth Assault Rifle
9. What kind of armor do you use?
>Kestrel Set besides helmet
10. What color is your armor?
>Black and Purple
11. Cure or continue Genophage?
>Continue the genophage. I don't trust the Krogan at all. They are stupid.
12. Peace between Geth and Quarians? If not, who did you choose to live?
>Peace, although if I had to choose I'd side with the Geth.
13. Thoughts on Cerberus?
>Cool in ME1 and 2, stupid in ME3.
14. Favorite anomaly in ME2?
>Abandoned Space Station
15. Favorite hub world?
>Omega
16. Favorite non-squad NPC?
>Matriarch Aethyta
17. What class do you play as?
>Engineer
18. least favorite squad member in ME1?
>Tali
19. ME2?
>Tali
20. ME3?
>Tali
21. Paragon or Renegade or do you just choose the option you would say in real life?
>What I would say in real life
22. Looking forward to Andromeda?
>Yes.
23. Favorite alien race?
>Asari and Hanar
24. Favorite DLC?
>Citadel
25. Favorite recruitment mission in ME2?
>Thane
26. Favorite loyalty mission in ME2?
>Kasumi
27. Favorite Citadel variant? ME1, 2 or 3?
>1. It actually felt like a giant space station and not a shopping mall like 2 and 3.
28. Favorite song in the game?
>The presidium theme
29. Best club?
>Afterlife
30. Least favorite enemy in all 3 games?
>The frog Geth in ME1.
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>>144990812
>or the one where you have to choose between saving the vity or the military base (something like that).

One of very few moral grey zones in Mass Effect.

How would one improve the paragon-renegade system? Where one isn't the 'good' and the other isn't 'bad'.
Idealistic vs pragmatic? Save the industrial area, space port and military base but sacrifice a thousand lives, which still makes it a viable colony, or save the colony but sacrifice the space port and defensive systems resulting in an unviable colony, and decreasing Alliance influence in the area, possibly increasing pirate attacks in the surrounding space.

But to answer your question, yes, that one and the Hahne-Kedar quest-chain. Crashed ship filled with robots on planet with dust storm > abandoned space station > Hahne-Kedar prodution line with a shit tonne of robots.
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>>144959858
>not knowing what stuttering actually means
You need to watch some Monty Python.
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>>144996773
>1. Who is your waifu/husbando?
Tevos

>2. Favorite squad member in ME1?
Liara

>3. ME2?
Miranda

>4. ME3?
Liara

>5. Favorite mission in ME1?
Doing stuff at Noveria airport before heading out into the snow. It's so fucking comfy there
Also you actually had different ways of solving your problems.

>6. ME2?
Recruiting Garrus I guess.

>7. ME3?
Citadel DLC stuff

>8. Favorite weapon?
M-90 Indra or M-11 Suppressor

>9. What kind of armor do you use?
ME1: Colossus Armor
ME2: Damage increase
ME3: Damage increase

>10. What color is your armor?
In ME1 Red and Black (Colossus) in ME2 and 3, Pink

>11. Cure or continue Genophage?
Mostly cured it, but during my last playthroughs I didn't..

>12. Peace between Geth and Quarians? If not,
>who did you choose to live?
Kept peace most of the time, but during my last playthroughs I killed the quarians and chose destroy.

>13. Thoughts on Cerberus?
What a load of bullshit.

>14. Favorite anomaly in ME2?
N7: Mining the Canyon

>15. Favorite hub world?
ME1 Citadel

>16. Favorite non-squad NPC?
That Biotic God volus

>17. What class do you play as?
Adept

>18. least favorite squad member in ME1?
Garrus

>19. ME2?
Garrus

>20. ME3?
Garrus

>21. Paragon or Renegade or do you just choose the option you would say in real life?
Paragon usually, game was sadly written with it in mind.

>22. Looking forward to Andromeda?
Not much.

>23. Favorite alien race?
Asari

>24. Favorite DLC?
Citadel DLC

>25. Favorite recruitment mission in ME2?
Recruiting Thane I guess

>26. Favorite loyalty mission in ME2?
uh, Grunt's?

>27. Favorite Citadel variant? ME1, 2 or 3?
One, hands down.

>28. Favorite song in the game?
Mass Effect Theme

>29. Best club?
Afterlife I guess.

>30. Least favorite enemy in all 3 games?
If you don't say "Kai Leng" here, you're retarded.
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>>145002526
D. Leet
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We'll all find happiness.
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>>145003048
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I saw Courtenay Taylor two years ago, she signed a picture I drew of Jack. She liked it so much she took a picture of it and said she would post it on her social media. I completely forgot about that aspect and I just checked, she did.

Feels good man.

I have that picture framed btw.
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>>145004489
Is it on her twitter?
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>>144996773
1. Who is your waifu/husbando?
>Miri
2. Favorite squad member in ME1?
>Wrex
3. ME2?
>Grunt
4. ME3?
>Garrus
5. Favorite mission in ME1?
>Feros, whole mission
6. ME2?
>Fighting with the collectors for the first time(Horizon)
7. ME3?
>Mars
8. Favorite weapon?
>The Black Widow for my infiltrator or Cerberus Harrier for my Vanguard
9. What kind of armor do you use?
>Whichever has more weapon dmg
10. What color is your armor?
>White with red stripe
11. Cure or continue Genophage?
>Cure if Wrex, continue if Wreave
12. Peace between Geth and Quarians? If not, who did you choose to live?
>Peace for the sake of war assets, if I have to choose then I'll kill the quarians without giving a second thought
13. Thoughts on Cerberus?
>Shadowy and scarry organisation in ME1
>Most recognizable brand after coca cola in the galaxy in ME2-3, awful
14. Favorite anomaly in ME2?
>that whole chain - crashed ship, with hostile mechs, abandoned space station with obvious with blood spots, and the abandoned facility which you must destroy to contain those mechs
15. Favorite hub world?
>Omega
16. Favorite non-squad NPC?
>Aria
17. What class do you play as?
>Infiltrator
18. least favorite squad member in ME1?
>Talicancer
19. ME2?
>Talicancer
20. ME3?
>Talicancer
21. Paragon or Renegade or do you just choose the option you would say in real life?
>What would I say in real life
22. Looking forward to Andromeda?
>Not gonna pay for it but will surely pirate it some time after the release
23. Favorite alien race?
>Elcor
24. Favorite DLC?
>ME3 Citadel DLC
25. Favorite recruitment mission in ME2?
>Thane
26. Favorite loyalty mission in ME2?
>Zaeed
27. Favorite Citadel variant? ME1, 2 or 3?
>ME1
28. Favorite song in the game?
>ME1 - Noveria song(heard before going outside with mako)
>ME2 - Afterlife main part music
>ME3 - Mars Music
29. Best club?
>AFTERLIFE
30. Least favorite enemy in all 3 games?
>Kai Ling The little angry chinaman
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>>145004489
post it here so I don't have to dig through her twitter
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>>144996773
Maybe tomorrow.

>>144997493
>I don't know, but like I like the blemishes.
Jack has blemishes too. It's just that it looks like they overdid it with Ash.

>>144997661
>Bobbi Starr
Bobbi's a trooper. Underrated nowadays.

>>144998046
>WHAT IS THAT ROBOT THING?
I thought everyone knew that's R2-DINDU

>>145004489
Post it.
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>>144997493
>but like I like the blemishes

Jesus, am I turning into a bimbo, too?
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>>145004489

>I have that picture framed btw.

Are you waiting for a special invitation or something? post it already
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>>145004489
>>145006192
is it this one? it's 3 years ago

very pretty. I wish I could draw.
Also nice sandals, Winnie
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>>144996773
1. Who is your waifu/husbando?
>Liara
2. Favorite squad member in ME1?
>Garrus and Liara
3. ME2?
>Garrus and Miranda
4. ME3?
>Garrus and Liara
5. Favorite mission in ME1?
>Virmire
6. ME2?
>Grunt's Loyalty mission
7. ME3?
>Leviathan was fun, Tuchanka with the big Thresher Maw
8. Favorite weapon?
>Vindicator Rifle
9. What kind of armor do you use?
>Default most of the time, I had Titan X in ME1, almost the exact default but the headshot head piece on 2 and default in 3
10. What color is your armor?
>default
11. Cure or continue Genophage?
>Cure
12. Peace between Geth and Quarians? If not, who did you choose to live?
>Peace
13. Thoughts on Cerberus?
>3edgy5me
14. Favorite anomaly in ME2?
>None stand out, they are all ok.
15. Favorite hub world?
>Illium or ME1 Citadel
16. Favorite non-squad NPC?
>Keepers
17. What class do you play as?
>Vanguard
18. least favorite squad member in ME1?
>Kaidan
19. ME2?
>Thane
20. ME3?
>The muscular guy
21. Paragon or Renegade or do you just choose the option you would say in real life?
>Paragon
22. Looking forward to Andromeda?
>Yeah
23. Favorite alien race?
>Turian
24. Favorite DLC?
>Leviathan
25. Favorite recruitment mission in ME2?
>Garrus
26. Favorite loyalty mission in ME2?
>Grunt
27. Favorite Citadel variant? ME1, 2 or 3?
>ME1
28. Favorite song in the game?
>I was lost without you
29. Best club?
>Afterlife
30. Least favorite enemy in all 3 games?
>Praetorian
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>>144998778
>>145000914
>>145005639
>>145008313
nobody reads that shit, do it for yourselves damn attentionwhores
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>>145009607
What are you even doing here, you damn attentionwhore?
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>>145006682
all you would draw is cocks on girls, no thanks

>>145006257
>Bobbi's a trooper
how can there even exist a person with this much shit taste like you, jesus christ why are gypsies such filthy creeps
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>>145009880
>What are you even doing here
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>>145009607
>>145010205
>>145009972
go to sleep, autist
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>>145010205
WG, be a champ and photoshop this brendan picture into the post above, thanks
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>>145010495
I don't know which post you mean
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>>145011093


>>145010205
>>145010495
just switching the brendans
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>>145011287
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>>145011768
>Sarah Chalke
>S. Chalke
>Schalke
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>>145012119
add this one for sarah pls in this one >>145011768
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>>145012394
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>>145012851
perfect, thanks
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>>
quickly devolving into ded again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMKBQ3uu1Tc

night meg. stay afloat
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>page 10 in less than 20 minutes
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>>144996773
>1. Who is your waifu/husbando?
A Drell goddess
>2. Favorite squad member in ME1?
Wrex
>3. ME2?
Legion
>4. ME3?
Javik
>5. Favorite mission in ME1?
Finding the conduit
>6. ME2?
Reaper derelict
>7. ME3?
Exploring the Geth dreadnought (I really love Geth design)
>8. Favorite weapon?
Javelin
>9. What kind of armor do you use?
Usually shield bonus armor
>10. What color is your armor?
Black/Grey/Blue
>11. Cure or continue Genophage?
Cure
>12. Peace between Geth and Quarians? If not, who did you choose to live?
Yes
I saved the Geth in my first run
But every one afterwards was a perfect one (= peace)
>13. Thoughts on Cerberus?
They were helpful during the Collector raids
But then it went too crazy
>14. Favorite anomaly in ME2?
Anomaly?
>15. Favorite hub world?
Citadel ME2
>16. Favorite non-squad NPC?
Shiala
>17. What class do you play as?
Infiltrator
But I played all classes
>18. least favorite squad member in ME1?
Ashley
>19. ME2?
Jacob
>20. ME3?
Vega
>21. Paragon or Renegade or do you just choose the option you would say in real life?
This, I played all styles though
But now I'm mostly choosing the opinion I would pick in reallife
>22. Looking forward to Andromeda?
YES!!!!!!!!
>23. Favorite alien race?
Asari/Drell
>24. Favorite DLC?
Overlord
>25. Favorite recruitment mission in ME2?
Archangel
>26. Favorite loyalty mission in ME2
Grunt
>27. Favorite Citadel variant? ME1, 2 or 3?
2
>28. Favorite song in the game?
Uncharted Worlds
>29. Best club?
Afterlife
>30. Least favorite enemy in all 3 games?
Phantoms I guess
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>>145010473
Are you German? Are you addicted to Mass Effect and maybe still play ME3MP?

I hope ME4 will deliver us some Frostbite ME1 style exploration, giant space stations and a better multiplayer.

I can't imagine how much time I invested into Me3mp, you only defend 10 waves of enemies all the time, but I still find new character/skill/weapon combos.
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>>145025226
>Are you German?
wew lad now you know his secret
>>
Do you guys recommend playing the Shadow Broker part before or after suicide mission? Also If I say to Tali "I'm interested" after her loyalty mission, does that mean that I already locked her? Because I wanna remain loyal to my waifu.
>>
I think Mass Effect would be a lot cooler in first person and without the dynamic camera change in between every sentence. Then you wouldn't have to look at your ugly fuckin shepard if you don't wanna play as Sheploo. I just think it would be a cool idea to have first person and be inside of the helmet when Shep has his helmet on as well.
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>>145026939
>Do you guys recommend playing the Shadow Broker part before or after suicide mission?
before
>Also If I say to Tali "I'm interested" after her loyalty mission, does that mean that I already locked her? Because I wanna remain loyal to my waifu.
don't know. just never talk to her.
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night /meg/
stay alive, you can do it!
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>>144996773
1. Jack
2. Wrex
3. Grunt
4. Garrus
5. Last
6. the derelict reaper
7. Curing the Genophage
8. "black widow"(or some shit) sniper rifle
9. that ones called "hadke kadge" or some shit
10. black/grey
11. cure
12. FORCE both to work together
13. cunts
14. none
15. none
16. EDI in me2
17. Vanguard
18. Tali
19. Jacob
20. Vega
21. Renegade
22. meh
23. Turians
24. Leviathan
25. Convict
26. Jack's
27. Jack's
28. the first half of "end once and for all"
29. what?
30. Biotics
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>>145009607
>do it for yourselves damn attentionwhores
i did do it for myself

>>145012394
>>145012851
that's cameron diaz.
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>>145034403
>that's cameron diaz
Yes, it is.
>>
off to work.

Stay alive
>>
So I just started playing Mass Effect 1.
Are there any mods that remove/shorten the elevators?
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>>144996773
>1. Who is your waifu/husbando?
Ashley

>2. Favorite squad member in ME1?
Garrus

>3. ME2?
Miranda

>4. ME3?
Garrus

>5. Favorite mission in ME1?
The "hidden" sidemissions on every starsystem.

>6. ME2?
Overlord

>7. ME3?
Grissom Academy

>8. Favorite weapon?
Black widow

>9. What kind of armor do you use?
ME1: one with biggest stats. I dunno, didn't pay attention
ME2: non-biotics the one that comes in parts as a DLC, biotics blood dragon armor
ME3: cerberus armor/blood dragon

>10. What color is your armor?
Blue/silver

>11. Cure or continue Genophage?
Cure

>12. Peace between Geth and Quarians? If not, who did you choose to live?
Peace

>13. Thoughts on Cerberus?
Authors pet. There's no way a group this incompetent could've ever gotten so powerful

>14. Favorite anomaly in ME2?
Pass

>15. Favorite hub world?
Illium

>16. Favorite non-squad NPC?
Can't think of anyone

>17. What class do you play as?
First Shep was infiltrator, after that I've been going for soldier

>18. least favorite squad member in ME1?
Kaiden

>19. ME2?
Samara

>20. ME3?
Javik

>21. Paragon or Renegade or do you just choose the option you would say in real life?
Paragon till death

>22. Looking forward to Andromeda?
Not after DA:I

>23. Favorite alien race?
Human. Look, we are alien to them.

>24. Favorite DLC?
Overlord

>25. Favorite recruitment mission in ME2?
Mordin

>26. Favorite loyalty mission in ME2?
Thane

>27. Favorite Citadel variant? ME1, 2 or 3?
ME1

>28. Favorite song in the game?
Mars from ME3

>29. Best club?
Chora's den

>30. Least favorite enemy in all 3 games?
Scion. Seriously, who the fuck thought these bullessponges throwing incredibly hard to dodge projectiles in a game without dodge mechanics was fun?
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Dead game
Dead general
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never romanced ashley in ME3
think i'm gonna reinstall and play through all over again

question though
is there an optimal time to do the citadel DLC and do people still play multiplayer on PC?
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>>145050071
>is there an optimal time to do the citadel DLC
Very last after the final mission. Can also be done before Cerberus Base. All up to you.
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>Kill Wrex in ME1 or let Mordin die in ME3.

This is bullshit.
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>>144961491
ay holla at me mang
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>>145053095
You know, this really highlights how gorgeous her face is
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>>145053095
She is easily the best looking female in the game.
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>>145050236
It's such a fun fanservice thing, sucks to have to wait that long.

No negative effects of doing Omega ASAP though for that sweet, sweet Lash, right?
>>
Hello!
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>>145058531
Hi WG, did you sleep well?~~~
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>>145026939
the dialogue changes if you do it after the mission, I prefer after, since Liaras dialogue in your cabin changes to something more emotional.
>>
>>145034403
>that's cameron diaz.
well, fuck you google
>>
>ctrl+f
>no Amy-Victoria

What happened to that attention whore?
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>>145053095
>>145053302
>>145054692
>>
>>145058658
I never do.

>>145060090
doesn't matter. after all it's just a fake image of Fraser as well
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>>145061006
Perhaps you'd sleep better with me at your side
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>>145061464
perhaps.
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>>145062452
We should try it out
For research
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>>145063034
come over then, love.
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MASS EFFECT GENERAL
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>>145063248
Be right there big boy
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>>145063379
Male-Shepard/Kaidan roleplay. stop getting angry~
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>>145063862
>roleplay
>~
fucking triggered, i need to take a walk
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>>145064167

Stay out while you're at it.
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Post pretty waifus, MEG.
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>>145065969
you first
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>>145065997
>>
>>145026168
I'm German too, that is why I asked. I always love to see similar-minded people that will talk about Mass Effect with me. Especially when they also still play ME3MP.

It seems it is dying, but there are the same people playing Platinum every night.
>>
>>145066937
splendid, we have another Achmed Müller.
>>
>>145067271
Wrong.
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>>145065969
Jesus, even the fugly elf slave from Dragon Age 2 is prettier than her
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>>145068690
I bet you are a pony fag like WG.
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>>145065969
Jack's cute too
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>>145069507
Mediocre at best.
ME has 2 goddesses tho. Pic related
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>>145069358
No, Im a Mass Effectr fag.
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>>145053095
>>145053302
>>145054692
Ain't that the truth, brozelinis.
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>>145063719
[extreme discomfort intensifies]
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>>145069507
I would do things to Jack ... even Satan would disavow me.
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>>145069703
Kelly and Samara? I can kinda get behind that.
>>
>>145071393
Satan already did, you are the worst humanity has to offer.
>>
>>145071598
You say that like it's a bad thing. You know how hard people tried to be the worst? Hitler? Stalin? G.W. Bush? I'll carry that title with fucking pride! All of you mother fuckers are small time compared to me.
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>>145071812
>not even mentioning Mao, the dude that tried the hardest

For shame.
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/v/1465558365447.jpg
Fuck!

>>145071995
>Killings Chinks
>Hard
The Chinese kill themselves all the time. He was just an efficient Chink
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>>145069507

P cute.
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>>145072249
I tried Guinness once. Never again.
>>
>>145071812
Those people all had morals and did what they thought was right. You are nothing more than a filthy gypsie bringing sorrow to the world just for the hell of it. You wo
uldve been the first in the camps of the people you mentioned above.
>>
>>145072249

How do you get the chocolate rolled like that?

>The Chinese kill themselves all the time.
>implying ruskies don't
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>>145072297
I much prefer the best frienemies.

>>145072328
I had fun once. ONCE!

>>145072393
>wo
>uldve
Opinion discarded.

>>145072563
>implying ruskies don't
Slavs, but true.
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>>145072393
>bringing sorrow to the world just for the hell of it
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>>145072694
Some people just want to see the world burn.

So, meg, which vidya characters do you identify with the most? Pic related.
>>
>>145072879
You fuck engaged chicks and dont even have the guts to tell the guy about it. You deserve no respect, you are literally subhuman tier.
>>
>>145072879

I'd post a pic of Wesker, but I don't feel like googling it.
>>
>>145073140
tl;dr
:^)

>>145073321
There's a pasta about how a /v/ anon said he was literally Kefka. I am making fun of it.
>>
>>145073807
How does she put that on?
>>
>>145073961
The leotard? Snugly
>>
>>145073961

The necks of leotards are usually very stretchy. Either that, or a small zipper on the back.
>>
>>145072563
>How do you get the chocolate rolled like that?
Oh, I think they just shave it off a thick chocolate bar. They're some sort of chocolate shavings, i think. At least, I saw it done like that, once.
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Ever eaten one of these, MEG?
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>>145074760
I'm ashamed to admit I hadn't had a Rollo up until recently.
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:3333 so cute ^^
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A futa waifu fucking another waifu. Who has the dick and who is getting filled?
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>you will never expierience love as pure as FemshepxLiara
>>
>>145076953
I dislike your opinions.
>>
>>145077102
And your opinion is worthless.
>>
>>145076048
ZAP!Jack hate fucking Miri. The ZAP! works like a magnification of her clit, the friction and pressure on it from Miri's vaginal walls sends currents that stimulate the equivalent areas of Jack's clit.
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>>145077506
Shut up gypsie
>>
>>145077697
Oh, jew!
>>
>>145077993
I dont censor my nose on pictures like you
>>
Bald waifus?
>>
>>145069358
>ponyfag
stop spreading lies, I hate ponies, even in real life.

>>145070825
good, good.
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>>145071812
good man

>>145072249
I don't really know what that is but I just picked fresh strawberries and had a few Bratwürstchen so everything is fine.
also I'm eating a black, red and white colored popsicle right now,
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>>145079450
I bet you fantazise about muslim cock while sucking it xD
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I couldn't resist downloading Warcraft 3 after seeing the movie. Hot damn, all this nostalgia!

Watcha doin', MEG?
>>
>>145076048
Samara demolishing Aria's butthole, as her comically small MT dangles impotently underneath. Drooling fluid that come in bursts as samara's thrusts.
When they finish the bed is soaked with Aria's pre. Samara collapses on top of her, the juticar's humongous breasts pushing on the crimelord's back. She notices that her partner has yet to climax, her tiny MT pulsing against the bedding, anus contracting around her spent MT. Samara reaches down and gives her a quick reach around. She cums all over herself and bucks until she's completely drained. A starry sky of white rivulets cover her belly as she collapses on the moistened bedding. The powerful contractions pushed Samara's softening cock out along with a sizable amount of her gooey gift.
Aria stammers, don't tell anyone with a shallow imitiation of her epynomus angry snarl. And glares at Samara who has risen up and stands before her, the floppy tube hanging down to her knees. Glistening in the dim light. Samara said nothing.
They were both silent for a minute as the justicar's member slowly retracted. She cleaned herself with aria's pillowcase, inch by inch as her glistening member coiled up inside her and then thew the pillowcase on her lover's face, soaked with lewd excretions.
She left without another word. Aria just laid there. Silently relishing the scent of her filthy pillowcase for half an hour before she finally rose up on shaky legs and took a long shower.
In the morning she had to buy yet another set of bedsheets, and the fabric recycler smelled of fruit and sex yet again.
>>
>>145078291
No, sorry, I got nothing creative or funny to retort and that's just hostile. I'm just gonna ignore you again now.

>>145079095
I read best waifus. But one does not exclude the other. All Asari are bald

>>145079450
I know, right?

>>145080827
>Warcraft 3
Terrible story mode. WC1&2 are where it's at.

>>145080838
tl;dr, dude. tl;dr
>>
>>145081220
too lewd; do remove?
>>
>>145080838
Tl dr
>>
>>145080481
>XDXDXD
just go to sleep already
>>
>>145082764
why so salty~~~ o.0
>>
>>145080827

Going to sleep, so I can get up and study/lab before work.
>>
>>145080838
>the justicar's member slowly retracted
>no bulge in her justicar suit
>no huge MT getting sweaty when she's fighting and running around on Illium.
>>
>>145086094
I'm sure it slips out when she focused on other things. Like running down criminals or shooting mercs.
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>>145080827
>Warcraft 3
>nostalgia

and I feel very old again.

>>145080838
>gooey gift
>smelled of fruit
>>
If there are fleshlights in ME modeled on alien genitalia, which would be the most popular?
>>
>>145087935
human or asari
>>
>>145087935
>tfw parents find moldy quarian fleshlight (With light and sound action.) under bed.
>>
>>145086907

It was released 14 years ago, man.
>>
>>145088219
>tfw found qt quarian on a bench, passed out.
>tfw making her some eggs. Just a bowl of eggs.
>add some chewing gum, to make it dextro.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have-"
>She's gone.
>rubber girlfriend on the bed. Window open.
>Wallet is gone too.
>>
>>145088219
>capital letter and period in parenthesis

Yup, that's Ed.
>>
>>145089539
Goddammit.
It's a bad habit (I'll try to shake it).
>>
>>145088219
I wondered what they would even look for under your bed in the first place until
>parents hear weird sounds out of your room
>when standing in front of closed door, disco-like light effects in different colors showing from under the door accompany the sound effects
>>
>>145089347
>add some chewing gum, to make it dextro.
also better check if you still got both your kidneys

>>145089802
Do not.
>>
>>145089839
>Tinny warbling moans and badly compressed porn music play from the speakers.
>>
>>145090110
Don't worry, I've got other tells that I'm sure you'll pick up on. Shitty grammar, long posts, overuse of commas and the very limited library of pictures that I post.
>>
>>145090363
I almost always recognize your posts,as I am sure a lot of people recognize mine.
>>
>>145090924
We've all got tells I guess.
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EUROs begin in 20 minutes, hyped as fuck, /sp/ is back in tournament mode, what a time to be alive, lads!
>>
>>145090363
>Shitty grammar, long posts, overuse of commas and the very limited library of pictures that I post.

Also, you know, the quarian stuff.
>>
>>145092342
Tuned in to watch a little, and what a spectacle it is. Music, airplanes and flags all over. Pretty damn cool. Let's just hope there are no kebabs waiting to strike when it all kicks off.
I have no interest in football but the sheer scale of it all never ceases to impress me. Consider the coliseum, and compare it to a contemporary football stadium. The difference in scale is astounding.

It's a shame we don't do gladiatorial games anymore though. I'm sure there are volunteers who'd be willing to spill blood for our enjoyment. But VR might make it a thing, or that armour project.
>>
>>145093823
>It's a shame we don't do gladiatorial games anymore though.

We'd finally get to see knights versus samurai.
>>
>>145095151
>not pirates versus ninjas
>>
What is /meg/'s opinion on the ending of ME3?
>>
>>145093809
That too.

>>145095151
Muh katana fags would finally realize that European swords are better. At least against armored opponents.
And then an overweight redneck with a shotty trump them both.
Both samurai and knights are cool as fuck though.

>>145095607
Would the ninjas fight fair though, or would the prates just be found dead in their ship, barrels of poisoned rum surrounding them?

>>145095980
Shit.
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>>145095980
we will never stop being mad
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>>145096069
>"poisoning" pirates when they drink grog
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WE
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WUZ
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KANGZ
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>>145095980
JAM makes it bearable, vanilla ending is an insult to anyone who played the games.
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>>145098643
Now I remember the MEHEM mod for some reason. I wonder how developed it ever got.

>>145096378
Ah, but the ninjas know this and simply dilute the grog. The pirates system can't handle anything less than the strongest grog, fresh water will be lethal to them.
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>>145098836
what if the pirates attack first and wipe out the ninjas' coast fortress before they even know war has started?
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>>145098836
MEHEM is finished from what I read, JAM is basically the better version with the extended Anderson conversation and (optional) completely cut out starchild.
The epilogue is better aswell, and you see Shepard reunited with her/his LI in the end.
Its the perfect ending anybody could develope from the carcass that the vanilla ending was.

thinking back it enrages me again how insulting it was from EA to finish a franchise like this, I can only hope this rage culminates in a heart attack that relieves me from the pain life is. holy shit I hate real life
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>>145099112
The law of conservation of ninjitsu will hit the pirates in the face, instead of several pretty mediocre ninjas, you'll have one or two badasses crawling out of the ruins.
Or maybe they all die, no badass could take coastal bombardment armed with only blades, poisons and subterfuge.

>>145099221
I see.
The starchild and choices are the worst I think, but bioware really wrote themselves into a corner with the reapers because they had to have them be invading, the game should have been about preventing the invasion since ME1 and 2 established that a full on reaper attack is pretty much unstoppable.

I would love for ME3 to have been a game in which you explore the galaxy, the different planets to convince rulers, militaries and civvies to bring their fleets to a specific location at a specific time. Then find a way to move the citadel, maybe do a miniature coup at the last moment? The keepers have been reversing the prothean 'fix' that kept all the reapers from emerging from the citadel. You do the reasonable thing and move the citadel into an extremely shallow orbit around a star, with combined fleets orbiting above. Reapers pop out and go right into the star, those that escape are pummeled or even rammed into the star.

Then there's a showdown on the citadel, deep in its guts. where TIM is trying to save the reapers, he's basically neo-saren and there's a boss fight then a hasty escape as the eezo from all the reapers are messing with the star's core, causing it to become a red giant. All the while more and more reapers are launched into the star.
The citadel is engulfed in the upper layers of the star, it closes up and you must fight your way to a control center.

Then, in the end. You emerge triumphantly in the Citadel, white hot and partially melted, limping out from the corona using ME fields and the thrust from thousands of tons of citadel being vaporized at the end facing the star.
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>>145100529
>but bioware really wrote themselves into a corner with the reapers because they had to have them be invading
they really didn't have to do that at all, what if the games were just some perpetual last minute save to prevent the reapers from coming into the galaxy from outside the galaxy?
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>>145101047
That's what I'm getting at. They shot themselves in the foot because they (thanks to arrival as well) thought they had to have the reapers invade While it has been established that the galaxy is screwed if reapers arrive already. The focus should have been on eliminating them before they arrive, not letting them arrive and then space magicking them away. But I guess the imagery of reapers plummeting down and attacking London were just too damn dramatic and hype to pass up.
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>>145101475
and it literally wasn't in the game. fuck bioware. fuck EA
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>>145100529
>>145101475

>tfw hobby writers can write a better and more consistent ending than professional writers who received real, actual currency for the ending of Mass Effect 3
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>gawker filed for bankruptcy
thank you based Hogan
no more kotaku clickbait shit
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>>145105254
How delightful.

>>145103635
Thanks anon!
It's a shame the endings were that bad, the franchise and the fans deserved better. I'd say we are entitled to a better ending, or at least some closure.
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>>144979880
>Schedule Time 12:30PM PT / 3:30PM ET

that's 10.30 PM on sunday evening in europe
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>>145107308
I always get confused by that shit
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>>145110497
who the fuck is that?
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>>145110291
I'll think about it.

>>145110884
default.
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Is there any way to get dr pepper dlc except downloading pirated all dlc version? cant really find any place you could download it separately like other dlcs
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>>145111178
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>>145112561
>fuckin' Dr Pepper promotional crap
>Order from this site to get these exclusive stuff!
>No, order from us to get this!

Absolute shit. Pre-order-only stuff in general is already jewish enough, but from specific websites and fucking soda is goddamn ridiculous.
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>>145112779
no one forces you to do that. it's not like you can't beat the game without those items
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>>145112779
just download the whole fucking trilogy pirate with all dlcs is that so fucking hard???
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>>144996773
1) Jack
2) Wrex
3) Legion
4) Garrus
5) UNC: Rouge VI
6) Lair of the Shadow Broker
7) Priority: Rannoch
8) Geth plasma shotgun
9) Archon visor, Capacitor chestplate, Amplifier plates, Heavy damping gauntlets, Kestrel power pack.
10) Grey base with orange secondary and power armor
11) Cure
12) Peace
13) Too much outright disgusting evil villainy to be considered the amoral and pragmatic shadow organization, 2 did them the best
14) Normandy Crash site
15) The Citadel (ME1)
16) Shiala
17) Sentinel
18) Ash
19) Jacob
20) James
21) Paragade
22) No. Not going to get my hopes up, especially if the game is designed anything like Dragon Age Inquisition
23) Geth
24) Citadel DLC
25) Archangel
26) Kasumi's
27) ME1
28) Mass Effect theme and Uncharted Worlds (Galaxy map theme)
29) Afterlife
30) Scions
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>>145115015
*tech armor
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>>145115181
*armour ye fokin yank
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>>145116707
TREBIN :DDDDD
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>>145116707
I love the atmosphere these uncharted planets give. Thats one of my favorite experiences in ME1. I wish they would implement this in high quality in Andromeda.
>Being alone with the stars at a place that no one will ever visit after you
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>>145117676
I just finished UNC:Privateers and I had Wrex and Garrus in my squad
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>>144996773
Well, maybe the tag after that.
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>>145071207
I would do god forsaken things to that woman. She's literal perfection.
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>>145118194
I'm currently in a Garrus/Wrex run myself. I want to finish all the challenges in ME1 until Andromeda, non-Origin. I am also collecting some 4K screenshots as these seem not to exist.
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>>145095980
Isn't canon, citadel DLC is canon.
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>>145119195
Ending was shit but I don't care, I still love ME3 for the moments it had before the ending.
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>>145119484
Yeah although, the first like 2 hours of ME3 is really boring. It gets good after Palaven, and then the ending is shit. So in between Palaven and the ending is when the game is good. Mars mission sucks dick, Palaven sucks dick, and the ending sucks dick.
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>>145119848
Better than ME1. The first time I saw the Citadel was awesome, but now its boring as fuck, as I know every dialogue already and can tell the exact animation that will happen in the story. I played ME1 at least 20 times.
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>>145120141
> at least 20 times.
wtf, are you me?? I played the whole trilogy 26 times
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>>145120301
I'm addicted. ME was the first game I played after years. My old PC was so shitty it didn't handle to open ME3 until I got me a Geforce 530.

I played the first game 6 times until I recognized there are more games. But I only played the newer DLCs 3-4 times yet. Sometimes I just want to start with ME2 or 3, but I can't, it is not satisfying to leave ME1 out.

ME3 is also a huge problem for me, even "Insanity" is too easy, since I'm used to carry Platinum Collector games with lowbobs. I almost onehit those Reaper locusts on Tuchanka, I'm not sure if they are even meant to get defeated.

Every time I notice that biotic powers are different from MP, the singularity is much larger. But the detonation itself seems to be weaker than on Platinum (Combos get more powerful on higher difficulties).
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>>145120663
you won't like the ending but if you're finishing it for the first time with extended cut dlc and citadel dlc it should be bearable as you've said all your REAL goodbyes in the citadel dlc
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>>145121606
I have all DLCs and played them. And yes the Citadel DLC is great. It is some kind of alternative ending for ME3.
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wew. we back
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>>145060012
Noted, I was about to do the Shadow Broker before Legion, but I'll wait.
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>>144996773

>1. Who is your waifu/husbando?
Miranda (for in-game romance), Eva Core or EDI otherwise

>2. Favorite squad member in ME1?
Wrex

>3. ME2?
Miranda

>4. ME3?
EDI

>5. Favorite mission in ME1?
Virmire, right when you meet Sovereign for the first time (that voice still sends shivers down my back)

>6. ME2?
Reaper IFF mission

>7. ME3?
Horizon or Chronos Station

>8. Favorite weapon?
M-77 Paladin

>9. What kind of armor do you use?
ME1: Colossus Armor
ME2: +DMG
ME3: +DMG

>10. What color is your armor?
Black

>11. Cure or continue Genophage?
Cure

>12. Peace between Geth and Quarians? If not, who did you choose to live?
Peace

>13. Thoughts on Cerberus?
They make a great sexbot chassis

>14. Favorite anomaly in ME2?
N7: Mining the Canyon

>15. Favorite hub world?
ME1 Citadel

>16. Favorite non-squad NPC?
Eva Core

>17. What class do you play as?
Soldier

>18. least favorite squad member in ME1?
Garrus

>19. ME2?
Jack

>20. ME3?
James

>21. Paragon or Renegade or do you just choose the option you would say in real life?
Depends on the playthrough, usually one extreme or the other

>22. Looking forward to Andromeda?
Not if it comes with Origin and Denuvo

>23. Favorite alien race?
The Protheans from ME1 (back when they were mysterious and supposedly based on Ilos)

>24. Favorite DLC?
Shadowbroker

>25. Favorite recruitment mission in ME2?
Thane

>26. Favorite loyalty mission in ME2?
Grunt

>27. Favorite Citadel variant? ME1, 2 or 3?
ME1, just because the elevators disguised the loading screens so the whole thing felt unified

>28. Favorite song in the game?
Noveria, or Uncharted Worlds

>29. Best club?
Flux

>30. Least favorite enemy in all 3 games?
The cereal killer
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well, it's getting late.
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>>145130448
*yawns*
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jug
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Are there any mods for Mass Effect 2 I should get? I know for ME1 there was the big texture one. Anything similar for ME2?
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>>145126932
>least favorite is Garrus
nigga what
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>>145119484
>I still love ME3 for the moments it had before the ending.
Like?

>>145119484
>So in between Palaven and the ending is when the game is good
More like between Palavan and Tuchanka. And some of those occasions really stretched the term "good".

>>145120141
>Better than ME1.
>I played ME1 at least 20 times.
Only in the way you haven't played it to death.

>>145132909
I want to touch her body over that dress
Too bad she wouldn't wear it because Jack doesn't do dresses
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Man, it's too early for anything. Should I head back to sleep, meg?
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>>145065969
I don't know why but ash from ME1 looked a thousand times better.Oh wait they changed half the team that worked on the original game.Thats why.
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>>145139361

>Jack doesn't do dresses

She might, every now and then. If she knows you like seeing her in one.
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The things I would do to Jack are unspeakable. and I'm sure she'd be down for all of it too
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Should I bother playing 3?
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>>145148196
Besides the ending it's not that bad. Not good but not as horrible as people make it out to be. Just go for it.
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Don't you dare die on me, assholes
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>>145148196
Yes, play the mp
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Femshep is shit.
SHIIIIT!!!
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>>145142143
You know how it'd go.
>Hates them, would never wear one
>You bring it up, telling her she'd look nice in one
>Lashes back immediately
>Says if you wanted a girl that likes dresses, you should have gone with Blue (Liara), Bimbo (Ash), or the Cheerleader.
>A few days later she goes shopping for one
>A few days after that you have plans to go out
>She shows up in a dress
>It's just too damn revealing
>Either you go out with her, or stay in and have sex, just to get it off your chest
>If you go out she gets a lot of stares
>Gets really nervous
>"I just found Pragia, ants crawling under my skin" kind of nervous
>You help her relax and she does
>Likes how your eyes travel all over her body, under the dress
>Realizes you've been rock hard the entire time
>She finds it flattering
>You go home for a bout of sex, in which you are extra vigorous
>Realizes dresses have their pros, as well

>>145145293
>and I'm sure she'd be down for all of it too
That's the best part, about Jack.

>>145148196
>>145148510
Personally, I still regret the decision. But I had to know what happens to Jack I still don't
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Where are Tali´s pics? >:c
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>>145156461
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>>145156461
>Cracked visor
So, how are you gonna bury your waifu?
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>>145156461
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>>145156179
Or:

>Hates them, would never wear one
>You have to go to a formal event and make the necessary compromise to get her to wear one
>Probably something like she gets to conceal carry your Paladin the whole time
>She looks fantastic but complains about the flimsy material or some shit the whole time
>When you get a second to be alone you let her know how good she looks and how much you love seeing her in it
>She blushes
>Then calls you a pussy
>A few weeks later you prepare to go out for an evening and she steps out of the bedroom wearing it
>You know better than to say anything
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http://orig13.deviantart.net/a144/f/2013/085/0/f/liara_and_jane__1___waiting_for_jane_to_sleep_by_hentaithimy-d5zcezr.png
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What!
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looking a tad corpsey lads
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>>145160543
so's your mom
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>that nose
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>>145163018
Christ Jesus.
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>>145160414
>http://orig13.deviantart.net/a144/f/2013/085/0/f/liara_and_jane__1___waiting_for_jane_to_sleep_by_hentaithimy-d5zcezr.png
there is liara and jane in the filename, where is Jane??
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species reassignment surgery when
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>>145163284

He doesn't say, those are later images in the series.
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>>145164534
>maleshep_x_liara
why would anyone want to see that
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Did bioware model genitalia on things other than the banshees?
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>>145165853
Do you count robit gingey? Then, yes.
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http://img06.deviantart.net/dc79/i/2016/160/d/8/mass_effect_cosplay_commission_by_prizm1616-da5l3lg.jpg
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>>145165853

Miranda's got a cameltoe visible on her white suit.
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>>145163368
I want to be
>>145169745
no 7
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>>145169745
Does someone actually find this arousing?
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>>145169745
>the human body builder

Oh, wow, something in the realm of actually looking human/asari/quarian.
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>>145171764
Guy making them?
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>>145171848
"girl" actually
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>>145172159
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>>145168332
Does she wear panties under her catsuit, or is she naked?
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Bump.
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>>145172398
At the time of ME2 her panties match her bra, though by the time of 3, when she's on the run, her access to clean undergarments is diminished and she goes without them fairly frequently.
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>>145172398

The tiniest of thongs. Like this, but black, lacy silk.
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>>145175391
Why does her tummy look so weird
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>>145175391

Or maybe something closer like this, it sits more tightly on the body, which is necessary for Miranda.

>>145175546

Airbushed to hell and back, maybe?
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>>145175546
Belly button too far up.
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>>145175546
not as flattened by my mattress as it should be
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>>145175391
>>145175870
wow, this shit absolutely has no place in this general.
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>>145175870
Bulging vulva is my fetish.
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>>145175391
>>145175870
Whoa, nice.
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How strange, the first one got deleted but not the second one.
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Come on, MEG.
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>>145179524

phat pussies a best
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>>145184173
>not being a transfaghag
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>>145185363
>not being a Daddy's whore
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>>145187857
I'm struggling to see how that mouth would work.
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>>145187857

Is that a female elcor? A differnt sub-species, maybe?
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Less dying, please.
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>>145191421
No promises
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>>145191421
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>>145191669
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>>145187857
how do they eat?
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FEMSHEP SUCH A CUTE cute1
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>>145195548
kill yourself
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>>145195548
FemShep a poop. A POOP.
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wanna fondle femsheps breasts >:33
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>>145196169
RIP
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femshep bestshep
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>>145197206
If Mass Effect would've gone with a better developed story about Femshep and Liara it wouldve been the best game ever made.
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>>145197351
>if Mass Effect had an overarching plot it would be better
No fucking shit, Sherlock.
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>>145197781
I mean, ME could've been about the relationship between Tali and the garbage compactor and it still would be a better game for it.
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sheploo was a mistake and waste of a perfect oppertunity to create the greatest game.
He is the reason the game is total garbage in the end
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>>144996773
>>144996773
1. Liara
2. Liara
3. Legion
4. Garrus
5. Virmire
6. Suicide Mission (duh!)
7. Genophage
8. Widow
9. Whatever was best
10. Black and Blue
11. Cure
12. Peace, though I couldn't do it in my playthrough and geth lived on.
13. Assholes in 2, idiots in 1, didn't make any sense in 3
14. Can't remember, the one with a prothean beam.
15. Citadel of ME1
16. If enemies count Saren, if you just mean minor NPCs, Aria
17. Infiltrator mainly though I loved Sentinel in ME2
18. Tali
19. Jack
20. EDI
21. Paragon mostly
22. Yes
23. Asari
24. Didnt play/pay any
25. Tossup between Samara and Thane
26. Miranda
27. ME1 obvs
28. ME2 suicide mission/main theme
29. Afterlife
30. Praetorians
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>the city of Englel
they never disappoint
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>>145196169
>Spots.
Almost makes up for the fugly dress.
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hey have you guys read the tali bestiality fic by Sparrow
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>>145200283
it's not really bestiality if all participants are animals
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>>145200689
hah
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currently installing the greatest game of all times, I wonder why it doesnt have a general.
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>>145200964
which game could that be?
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>>145200964
me1 was shit
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>>145201058
there is only one game that is considered the greatest game of all time by critics, gamers, casuals, plebs and my neighbor.

its the one with a good male protagonist who doesnt speak like a fucking braindead potato.

Deus Ex
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>>145201324
Stop memeing. DE voiceacting was so bad it was good. I like Meer's voice, it's soothing.
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>>145201324
the whole music of the game is great

reminds me sometimes of some tunes mass effect has.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yDVM77lGlM
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>>145200964
Pretty sure Tyrian 2000 falls under one of the generals on /vr/.
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>>145201436
JC brings the bantz, he is literally perfect, doesnt speak like a monotone beta fag.

and the accents in hong kong and paris are smashing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP6Nuf2lq0w
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>>145203409
looks like a cheap chalked wall
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Mass Effect is like star trek while KOTOR is star wars in terms of scifi hardness
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MEG is back?
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>>145203409
>tfw you'll never live in a cozy semi-submerged compound on a distant moon.
>tfw tightly knit community.
>comfy residential dome poking out from the icy airless tundra.
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>>145203668
>Mass Effect is like vomit while KOTOR is diarrhea in terms of scifi hardness
Sounds about right.
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>>145203935
go fuck yourself asimov
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>>145203668
>while a star wars game is star wars in terms of scifi hardness
brilliant deduction

>>145203704
n-never left

>>145203758
doesn't sounds that comfy to me, low gravity and all
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Who /2012MEG/ here?
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Name a better /meg/ year than 2012.
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>>145206580
I crie evritiem.
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>>145203758

It'd be nice to stay they for a couple of weeks for research or security, but I'd rather live on an Earth-like world where I can go to parks can feel the sun's heat and the soft breeze.

>>145204339

Mass Effect fields, brew. Same reason why the people on research stations like the one on the Moon aren't suffering from bone and muscle atrophy.
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>>145206753
>implying MEG of 2012 is in any way related to nu-/meg/
MEG died the true death around the time the abomination that was megsev came into being. It was already on life support by the time of the TIMmy shitstorm.
t. MEG chronicler
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>>145203758
>>145207275
I like both ideas, add a space station and you have the GOAT trifecta.
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>>145207492
I have been dropping by occasionally, much has changed, but much has stayed the same. nu-/MEG/ a shit, but I trust the old timers will return when Andromeda drops.

t. OP of the first MEGs
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>>145207568

Space station around the garden world or the research station? Or both?
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You guys think Andromeda will have the sweet ME3 style multiplayer?

I hope so.

I wonder what the new races will be?

2017 pls come faster
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>>145206948
>quarian traps
>Quarian Civilian (M)
>romancing a crater
some comedy gold right there
what was zaeedtoesuck4.jpg again?
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>>145208053

I hope they at least mix it up and make the maps slightly bigger. It got stale for me quite fast.
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>>145207821
>I trust the old timers will return when Andromeda drops
It's what I've been expecting to happen.
Ironically I think it will take the influx of Andromeda newfriends to marginalize the resident tripcancer for that to happen though and that's already started.
>the wheel of disappointment grinds on
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>>145206948
>G/G/FBW
God fucking damn it.
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>>145207870
Doesn't matter to me. Earth-like home + dome on a airless moon around a gas giant + a swagy space station have always been the way I would imagine myself in such a setting.

Maximum comfy
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>>145208053
>>145208178
>mfw I am still playing it to this day and usually carry the PUGs
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>>145208178
More maps, more modes, maybe some cool like arena fighting PVP (Give all combatants shield / barrier, armor, health). Custom build a character thing where you can pick a class and then powers and make your own thing with any race would be top on my wishlist.

If the new protagonist could be an alien that'd be cool too. Turians were a best and I'm sad we're moving to a different galaxy because it means I won't be able to play a Turian.
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>>145208743
>If the new protagonist could be an alien that'd be cool too.

SWJ PC garbage remove yourself from my thread, now.
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>>145208865
nigga what
I'm all for humanity fuck yeah but I want the option to play as a human or turian or hanar or blorpzakian.
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>>145209010
Ok I take it back. I'm on my toes for the bioware forum scum leaking into meg.

>why don;t you have a trans alien as a protagonist

AARRRGBFLGKHL;DFTH
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>>145208865
>abloooblooo how dare you imply there is more than one way to have fun
>THIS TRIGGERS ME
kys
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>>145206580
Oh jeez, I can't remember when i joined.
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>>145208460

I think that's what Bioware doesn't really understand. The size of the galaxy or the amount of planets you can travel to doesn't matter if it's badly done. It's about how conceptualized and developed it is, and 'only' having a garden world, a space station, and a research station on a desolate moon orbiting a massive gas giant is more than enough if you really give time and thought, and add a lot of content to do in that system.
Only one habitable planet, yes, but it's an entire planet, you could have urban cityscapes, forests, deserts, mountains, etc. Same thing with the space station and the moon.
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>>145209151
Nah dude I just want options.

Mass Effect 1-3 was kinda "humanity's" story so I can see why you had to play a human but like. New galaxy, new options, if there's a cool alien I want the option to be them and become a Wraith or whatever they'll end up calling their special forces black ops dudes in the Andromeda galaxy.
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>>145209239
I see your point and agree with it mostly. Just adding numbers means shit.

I bet you were as sad as me that we didn't get the training station and the house from ME1 imported later on.

I cry every time.
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>thread would be dead thrice over now if ME3 hadn't been as disappointing as it was
Truly a masterstroke.
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>>145209510
I guess I'm alone in feeling that your decisions from previous games at least mattered somewhat in ME3, unlike most series. Nothing groundbreaking, but you can save Bakara by keeping Maelon's research and all that stuff.

I honestly think ME3 was a fun ride up until the last 20 minutes, and happened to have some glaring boners like Tali's shit photoshop face.
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>>145209239
>>145209418
So basically Star Citizen with its current single solar system.

>>145209510
fucking lol
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>>145209371
>I want the option to be them and become a Wraith
Applying all the makeup would get old real quick.
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>>145209371
>mfw
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>>145209371

They're called Pathfinders.
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>>145209510
>thrice
how many do you think that is?
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>>145209809
If you just made the joke I think you made, I like you.

On the other hand, a Wraith-like species in ME would be sweet. They could have MUH MORAL DILEMMA and then you could get a cute life force draining waifu on your team.

>>145209992
really? I don't know shit about Andromeda so far.
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>>145209692
Everyone likes it up until the end
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>>145209809
>>145209954
>>145210076
>unstoppable martial artist that could take the whole time single-hand
>next season a single red shirt soldier takes out 20 of them regularly

plz
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So what have you faggots been playing recently? Post the top 3 by time played.

>Diablo II
>Stellaris
>Planetside 2
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>>145209765
>So basically Star Citizen with its current single solar system.

Well, they did just add persistance and shit like buying guns and clothes.
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>>145210395
Replaying ME3 as renegade vanguard shepard fuckin' Ashley, Overwatch, XIV.
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>>145210395

I downloaded Warcraft 3, I also play GTA Online a bit.
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>>145209692
I could've forgiven ME3 many things, including the 2deep4u ending or the 'your choices matter' debacle but I will never forgive it for what it did to geth and Legion.
>>145210024
Can you repeat the question?
>>145210395
Stellaris
BFG:A
replaying Freespace 2 and its mods
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>>145210592
I played some WC3 as well, damn movie was pretty cool
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>>145210967

Yeah, I really liked it actually. Apparently it's been getting negative reviews, but I don't know why.
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>>145211173
>>145210967
I think the movie got bad reviews because they just expect you to already know who Lothar / Llane / Doomahmmer / Durotan, etc are
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I wish the games post ME2 didn't have shep as a boring muscle bound hunk, especially if you went renegade. Have him be a scarred and with odd hard bits under the skin, interlocking armour. bundles of synthetic muscle, stimulant injection ports, a skin that is more like leather than the hide of a man. Maybe not even skin, more like many large chunks that interlock with scars similar to those on his face? Something alien, something scary. His every feature a reminder that he is the most dangerous corpse in the galaxy. And underneath it all, a twisted mishmash of flesh, synthmeat and reaper organic alloy. a skeleton with too many vertebrae and too few , too large ribs, jet black, pulsing blue lights. An odd scratching feeling deep in the back of your neck when his bones are exposed. Before his artificial flesh knits itself back together, too smooth, too fast. And when his eyes meet with another in combat, they're wide open, mad yet completely calm. Juiced up on stims, nanorepair paste and sensory intake drugs. Time flows slow to him, and his weapon fires in short, brutal bursts.
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Share with me your caps of bsn
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why can't we always be this active?

>>145208335
>it's the tripfriends fault
no it's the autists fault. meg how could you let this happen? the last half a year has been the worst meg ever
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>>145212141
TOR counts as well
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>>145212141
every time I read it I think he must be trolling but then I remember it's from the BSN
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>>145211998

Looking a bit more artificial, sure, like if his arm was blown off in a mission, and while they could fairly easily repair the arm, they didn't have the resources/time/tech for the skin cover, so you're walking around with a left arm that looks more like Adam Jensen's. But he shouldn't look like a mangled car wreck with too many LED lights. Might as well give him a proper robot body and just keep the brain, if that's the case.
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>>145212195
>why can't we always be this active?

I have a busy job and can't lurk 24/7 anymore
feels bad man
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>>145211998
The edge in this post is fucking strong.

This game isn't cybernanopunk shit, that sounds ridiculous and like it came out of some military /x/ creepypasta post.

Jesus christ, tell me this is from the BSN.
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>>145212195
emjoy the downtime, once andromeda gets out we will get an influx of redditor shitters that will turn meg into a shithole
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>>145215317
>once andromeda gets out
not freaking likely
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>>145215317
>we will get an influx of redditor shitters that will turn meg into a shithole
gee, it's almost like they had no place to go on reddit
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>>145216423
your new is showing
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>>145212195
>no it's the autists fault
shut the fuck up you stupid piece of shit, I never hinder you to have meaningfull conversations you stupid faggot go drink some bleach.
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>>145218049
>he answers to 'the autist'
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you're are waifu giving you a gander up her frilly skirt?
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>>145220539
>Nyreen in a frilly skirt
cute.png
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>female turians
what a meme
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>dead thread
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>>145222806
nope
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>>145223257
Good, more for me.
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>>145223435
no you don't understand, I won't share mine with you
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>>145224456
Get fucked, then.
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>>145222806
thats a small ass can
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>>145222806
probably not 2bh

maybe if you're a reasonably well-adjusted and hygienic individual.

like a jackfag.
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>>145227705
for yiy
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>tfw botting a game on your laptop and playing ME3 on your desktop

I can level while I do a fresh playthrough. I'm a genius.
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>>145229776
>paying for 2 copies of Mass Effect 3
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>>145230245
>paying
>mass effect on both
Nah nigga.
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>>145229776
>playing runescape
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Who is the best waifu, and why is it Jack?
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>>144996773
1. The entire Geth collectiveIf that's not possible, Legion
2. Garrus
3. Wrex
4. Legion
5. The one where some retard puts a bomb at the bottom of the hole
6. Garrus' loyalty
7. Curing the Genophage
8. N7 Crusader
9. The Dragon Age armor
10. Silver and red
11. Cure
12. Peace
13. TIM had the best voice acting of any character
14. N7: Archeological Dig Site
15. The Citadel
16. TIM
17. Engineer (that single skill check though)
18. Liara
19. Liara
20. Liara
21. Whatever was better for the situation
22. I choose to believe that it will not suck
23. Geth
24. The Citadel
25. Garrus
26. Tali
27. 2
28. An End Once And For All
29. Afterlife
30. Banshees. Fuck those things, seriously.
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Why do so many spergs say that Femshep is better? Is it autism or do they think they're fighting for women's rights by playing as a stronk woman?
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>>145240343
They're roughly equal to me, but I think femshep's voice is weaker performance wise.

Also, if I have lots of influence, does it matter if I want to try and pick paragon and renegade points where I think I would respond that way? When I was doing my pure paragon runthrough I could just pick intimidation options because my influence was really high even though it was all paragon.
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>>144996773
1. Samara.
2. Wrex.
3. Legion.
4. Javik.
5. Virmire.
6. Leviathan of Dis, super spooky fuckin' mission.
7. Hard to say. I like assaulting the geth Dreadnaught.
8. Scorpion, love the mini explosions.
9. Anything that enhances power damage or cooldowns.
10. White / purple.
11. Cure genophage.
12. Peace.
13. Went from a semi-supportable organization with a pro-humanity viewpoint to a fucking cartoony villain tier murderhaus.
14. Normandy crash site.
15. Omega.
16. Anderson.
17. Adept or Vanguard.
18. Kaidan.
19. Jacob.
20. EDI.
21. Paragon mostly.
22. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
23. Turians.
24. Retaking Omega.
25. Does Leviathan of Dis count as a recruitment mission for Legion?
26. Kasumi's.
27. ME2, weirdly enough.
28. Map music.
29. A F T E R L I F E
30. ME1 - Husks. ME2 - Scions. ME3 - Ravagers.
If you couldn't tell, fuck the reapers.
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>>145240343
maybe they grew up without dads
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>>145252692
Just like the writers, you mean?
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>>145253404
fucking gold
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is there any reason not to cheat on my ME1 romance in ME2? I romanced ashley but im thinking i might aswell romance miranda or jack to fill the time before i get back with ash in ME3
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>>145258561
Breaking up with Miri in 3 is a sure way to have her killed
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>>145258561
They find out and hate you forever.
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>>145259973
>>145260481
she say anything special if i stay pure or is it straight back to business with ashley
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>>145259973
>implying i care about miranda

im just using her to get my dick wet during 2
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>>145260949
>Miranda
>wet
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>>145260994
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>>145260949
>not using jack for that
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whos your inspiration for your shepard?
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>>145261185
>muties
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>>145261185
my dick
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http://img00.deviantart.net/3140/i/2016/164/5/2/a_good_deed_by_rastifan-da6239f.jpg
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Jiggly quarian tits?
Feeling her up, marveling at how soft they are.
Admiring her shapely rear as she goes to the bathroom?
Checking her out when she exits? Noticing those humongous tits are now small and firm little bumps?
Quarians knowing how much better others treat them when their suits are full, so they pump themselves full of foam and water?
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Can some one pls fix this pls
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>>145260949
you can have a casual rough fuck with jack but after that you won't be able to romance her
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>>144996773
1 Liara
2 Liara
3 Liara(dlc)
4 Liara
5 Find Liara T'Soni
6 Lair of the shadow broker
7 citadel dlc missions
8 M-11
9 base N7 for2,3
10 base
11 Cure if wrex is still alive
12 Peace, if no peace choose the geth
13 Cerberus is a dog
14 none
15 Illium
16 Aria
17 Solider ME1, Adept ME2,3
18 Ashley
19 jacob
20 If ash is dead then no one
21 Paragon
22 yes I'm erect
23 Asari
24 Lair of the shadow broker/ citadel dlc
25 MAH NIGGA GARRUS
26 MAH NIGGA GARRUS
27 1/3
28 Sovereigns theme
29 Afterlife
30 FUCKING SCIONS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>145266336
This voluptuous quarian I've felt up then noticed becoming more slender, is she an acquaintance, my gf, or an utter stranger who needs a favor or some other form of assistance?
What sort of foam is it that these quarians mix with water?
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>>145269071
>what sort of foam
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>>145269647
fucking baterians
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>>145269647
The Batarians are all dead.
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>>144996773

1. Tali
2. Wrex
3. Mordin
4. Garrus
5. Virmire
6. Tali's loyalty
7. Priority Tuchanka Arc
8. Mattock
9. N7
10. White/Blue
11. Sabotage
12. Quarians
13. Tolerable in ME2, garbage otherwise
14. -
15. Omega
16. Mess Sergeant Gardner
17. Vanguard or Sentinel
18. -
19. Jacob
20. EDI
21. Paragon, though'd prefer Renegade if it were more consistently written throughout the trilogy
22. Cautiously optimistic
23. Salarians
24. Leviathan
25. Thane
26. Tali
27. ME1
28. Suicide Mission
29. Afterlife
30. Thorian Creepers
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>>145269796
haeve a dreenk, hughmom, its 100% seif and frea
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>>145270667
what an honorable and friendly man, I am sure it is perfectly save to drink it.
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>>145272617
WG, are you watching yuro 2016 atm?
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>>145273280
of course. reminds me the game is back on.
>England yesterday
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>>145273339
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>>145273475
rooting for you nt tonight
>>
Do they play football in ME
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>>145273958
biotball or something like that
>>
>>145273958

Nope! They gave up on every single human sport ever created when they discovered biotiball (whatever the fuck that is).
>>
>>145273958
They only play foot-on-your-balls.
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>>145273958
>>145274705
in those cerberus news there's some article about a mexican kid stealing a fighter and flying over his local "soccer" field, then dying horribly. also there's some other article about an american handegg team getting beaten by a russian or chinese team, can't remember
>>
are gmod models the worst thing to happen to mass effect
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>>145276607

right after bioware itself
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>>145276503
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Entertainment#Sports

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Cerberus_Daily_News_-_February_2010#02.2F25.2F2010_-_Teenager_Leads_Systems_Alliance_Fighters_on_High_Speed_Chase

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Cerberus_Daily_News_-_February_2010#02.2F07.2F2010_-_New_York_Giants_Defeat_Beijing_Dragons_24-19_in_Super_Bowl_CCXIX

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Cerberus_Daily_News_-_November_2010#11.2F08.2F2010_-_Private_League_Athletes_Endure_Severe_Effects_From_Drug_Use
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>>145278091
who was the fanfic writer they paid to write this shit
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>>145278128
Probably whatever Interns were at hand.
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>>145278248
those poor bastards
>>
>>
After a long time in the backlog, finally did all the 4 games I imported into ME3.
So, explain something to me. Control ending, Shep's mind controls the Reapers, everyone assumes he ded.
Why? What exactly prevents the consciousness that controls a bunch of machines that made themselves out of organic generic material from creating a new body for himself?
Everyone always said Destroy was the better ending because Shep lived, but what of the rest? Basically wiping out 3 synthetic races, 2 of which were friendly, to make way for the uncertainty of any new ones that pop up.
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>>145279941
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>>145279941
By ascending to the catalyst's position, Shep has no desire for a body anymore.
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>>145280806

That's dumb, it won't be possible for him to bang his wiffles any more without an appropriately sized body.
>>
>>145280481
>but that sounded pretty messed up
well synthesis does sound pretty messed up don't you think ?
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>>145280481
Yes, this is what I had hoped for.

>>145280806
I'd still want to go have some fun with my war buddies even if I became an infinite intelligence. I mean, everyone gets bored sometimes.

I also never realized until the 3rd playthrough that the Hillary Joker asks Liara to find info about and the Hillary that PTSD asari in the hospital was forced to kill were the same. Shit man.
>>
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>>145284310
I really like his work
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>>145284310
>beret in freezing environment
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>>145284310
the negro can't survive in snow
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>>145284310
>no helmet on noveria
enjoy your surface temp of -1 C
>>
Any live stream for EA's event in 2 hours?
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>>145284310
>black
probably caused that crash

>>145288726
clashes with Germany vs Ukraine, fuck!
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>>145288726
http://www.ibtimes.com/ea-e3-2016-live-stream-watch-ea-play-2016-press-conference-here-2381021
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>>145290194
>>145288726
or even better

gaming youtube com/e3

twitch tv/ea
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>>145290430

thanks anon
>>
bumpo for ME:A
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>>145293382
But no one here is interested in it right? That's what everyone says.
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>>145293786
its just gonna disappoint again, why bother
>>
>>145293786
I'm interested to see what it is, not interested in buying it.
Like watching a train crash, it's neat to look at but not so neat being the guy on the train.
>>
>>145293786
>>145293910
Exactly, I can want to watch a disaster without wanting to pay for a ticket.
>>
>>145293910
ME:A will, in all honestly, look good, but it will commit the same crime as a bad movie that takes itself too seriously; it's going to be boring, the very definition of mediocrity. Nothing to set it apart from its peers and certainly nothing memorable.

Any of our resident DA fags care to cite anything memorable that happened in DA:I, that set it apart, that elevated it to another level from its predecessors and competitors?
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>tfw can't VSR ME2 at 4k
>tfw no 4k texture mods for ME2
It is a painful existence.
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>>145295716
>MFW I play ME in native 4K
>MFW I never install texture mods to keep the good old ME original feeling
>pure_addiction
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>>145279941
People only said destory was better cause muh happy ending and blue babies

Control is objectively best
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>>145295971
>MFW I never install texture mods to keep the good old ME original feeling
>Original ME textures
>At 4k
This requires more than one reaction image, anon.
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>>145294213
You could flirt with a dwarf
>>
Waifus showing off their buttholes?
>http://i.imgur.com/prihHTf.jpg
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>>145294213
The ball was neat
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>>145295971
Need more ...

>>145297014
But not a dwarfette.
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>>145297297
no, a dwarfette
you can't flirt with the male dwarf
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>>145295971
Not done yet!

>>145297287
I have no idea what that means.

>>145297372
You can't romance her.
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>>145297537
i said flirt not romance
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>>145295971
I think I got it our of my system, now.

>>145297623
We could flirt with Aethyta as well. Shame we couldn't fuck Liara's dad.
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>>145296256
What makes you think Shepard can control the Reapers?
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>>145297903
What?
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>>145297287
Oh, wait! You mean the dance, right? The costume ball?
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>>145297996
You're right, Synthesis is the best choice.
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EA's E3 thing has started if anyone is interested
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>>145297372
>qt dwarfu
>voiced by Ali Hillis
>amounts to nothing more than a tokenist moeblob
It didn't have to be like this.
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>>145290430
>twitch tv/ea
Thanks, anon, but ...

>>145298056
You could flirt with Aethyta. Didn't result in anything. Shame, really. Would love to go to Liara in ME3 and tell her how I fucked her dad. Aethyta is Liara's dad, right?
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>>145298289
Its only the pre talk right do I have time to make a sandwich
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>>145298367
I'm watching it right now, they just mentioned ME
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>>145298289
Watching it right now.
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>>145298428
You're good anon. These two guys talking are losers, and I don't think ME is first anyway
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>>145298467
I didn't see anything. So far I see FIFA, Battlefield and Star Wars. And now it's Titanfall 2
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>>145298665
It was right before FIFA
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>>145298254
>Forcing something on literally everybody in the galaxy
Synthesis is literally the worst option in the game. Saren wanted Synthesis.
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>>145298737
Did it show anything? They went past that lightning fast.
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>>145298846
Just a clip of the old trailer
It was the second thing they mentioned after BF, so maybe they'll show it second
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>>145298768
Evolution would drive them there eventually. I'm just taking a shortcut.
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>>145297372
What a shame you couldn't romance her, she's qt.
If you could romance a huge grey dude, you should be able to romance a not so huge not so grey chick.

>>145298367
They're making another Titanfall?
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New waif reveals pls
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EA Press Events
Starts At
1:00 PM Pacific
>1:03 PM Pacific
Anybody there?

>>145299705
>They're making another Titanfall?
Yeah.
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bravo, we did it
let the new age of waifus begin
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There we go! Finally.
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>>145299856
>reveal.
That's right anon! We at ea are commited to producing an inclusive gaming experience that caters to all. That is why all waifus will have a new 'reveal scene' where they reveal their hidden, special, properties.
The beautiful yet independent and snarky sniper? She's got a dick.
The beautiful yet independent and snarky tank?
Used to be a man.
The beautiful yet independent and snarky hacker?
She's asexual and her preferred pronouns are 'xi'xe and xeelf (The letter s triggers her.)

All love interests are special, to insure that gamers of all sexuality, gender identities and attack helicopters feel included.
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>that ME announcement clap
I counted maybe 5 people. The hype is overwhelming the crowd.
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We all play to live guys.
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I have never been interested in Titanfall until they mentioned singleplayer
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>BT
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The super smooth game play that we've always delivered.
*Silence.*

>>145301150
It looked pretty neat, I've always been a sucker for sci-fi and man/machine friendship stories.
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Well, Titanfall 2 looks pretty goddamn cool. Guess I'm giving money to the Devil.
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>>145301310
>"We want to make all of you competitive players"
I can smell the casualisation from here. I don't know how much more casual Madden can get, but ...
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Ooh! Ooh! Andromeda is next!
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>>145301586
is everything now a facebook farmville tier in terms of difficulty? I really don't follow the new gaming stuff
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>>145301586
Indeed. And I've got to say. for all their efforts in making 'professional gamers' seem like these incredible neo-athletes that are an inspiration and all that. I just can't take them seriously, I have more respect for competitive eaters than pro gamers.

>>145301789
Oh baby! Let's hope there's some good gameplay, some interesting environments and qt femquars.
And some bald women, I guess..
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ITS TIME
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Here we GOOOOOO!
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.......its..... streched normandy.......
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And it's nothing.
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>>145302095
with a neat black/red paint job
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I NEED NEW ASARI WAIFUS
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WE MADE IT MEG
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Downs syndrome Asari.
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It LOOKS awesome. They finally gave us some more skyboxes.
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what the fuck was wrong with that asari's face
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Someone post that qt smiling asari with the face paint
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Come on! More generic stock footage and 'inspirational' talk!

I like the new ships, especially the one with four engines in a square.

Qt asari was qt. But a little strange in the face.

Femryder was less hideous than femshep, and I love the armors.

Neo-mako in the desert looked like a toy. and the monsters are the usual uninspired shit with big teeth.

Also fuck these fucking storefronts.
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>>145302289
>qt
lmeo
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>>145302184

Hell yeah, bruh. Way better than the generic good-guys-are-coloured-blue.
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>>145302095
>>145302184
And the Ark is basically Not Citadel. This is criminal.

>>145302289
>qt smiling asari
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gotta buy a new gpu
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>qt asari
She looked mentally ill
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So the game is a bit less than a year away right?
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The leaks are confirmed. Shit.
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>Strong female characters.

ugh, more preaching..

>>145302408
The ark looks so odd, I think it should be going the other way, with those big pokey bits in front.
And they still use the bloody kodiaks with no landing gear..
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>>145302357
>Femryder was less hideous than femshep
I would rather she was Neo-Ashley and femryder wasn't even a thing.

What looks good, does so just by being in Frostbite. But the designs are generic and uninspired.
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where were the hot new races

>>145302492
which ones senpai
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>>145302357
>and I love the armors
>the dust-covered armour

Kinda got a chub.
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DISGUSTING
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I feel sort of relieved now. I don't care about Mass Effect at all anymore. It's the same sort of relief I felt after seeing TFA. It's so bad I just didn't give a shit anymore, felt almost liberating. Andromeda is the same.
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Elon confirmed for protagonist of ME:A?
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any pics? screen shots?? I'm watching yuro 2016 it's a crime if a switch my stream
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>>145302659
this is the villain, trying their best to fit in with the "good guys"
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>>145302375
>>145302408
Yes, qt.

Fight me IRL faggots.
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>>145302659
WOW THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO FUCK UP THEIR MODELS
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>>145302557
That's the vibe I got, but we saw her shooting as though the player was controlling her. So I assumed she was a PC.

>>145302585
I especially liked the white one. Got ME1 vibes from it.

>>145302659
I like her, but it's a very square face, and the tendrils look really out of place. Like a child with microcephaly painted blue and with some tendrils glued to its shrunken skull.
>that jaw tho.
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>>145302683
hey

hey

why does she have eyebrowns
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>>145302659

Looks pretty cute to me, in a weird kind of way.
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https://youtu.be/y2vgHOXeps0?t=49s
THEY'RE STILL NOT USING MOCAP
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>>145302910
Liara/Sheps kid
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A-Are we going to see more? In this conference or a later one? This should have been one of EA's big hitters and the presentation was short as shit
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>>145302910
Good eye anon.

>>145302992
No, there's no N7 logo branded onto its face. we all know shep is obsessed with N7 shit.

>>145303049
I think the focus will be on football games and battlefield.
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>>145302563
>which ones senpai
The survey. It's going to be DAI with integrated multiplayer. Hype = gone.
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>>145302659
>>145302683
AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

This is real?
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>>145302745
>>145302659
>>145302683
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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Plot twist: that's Liara.
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>>145302910

Lel, it actually does look like it.
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>>145302659
IT'S DOING THE DREAMWORKS FACE
KILL IT
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>another nervous Swedish guy

Damnit, EA.
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>>145303363
Nah, look at that smile, that expression. She's going to be Sera in asari form. She'll be an insufferably snarky and random comedic relief character who plays jokes on the crew.
Screencap this, and we'll see if I am right or wrong when ME:A comes out.
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>>145302910
To be more expressive. She will be the new Sera. Quote me on that.

>>145303363
>Plot twist: that's Liara.
's dropped baby.
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>>145302659
>>145303529
KILL IT NOW BEFORE IT SPAWNS A LIVE ACTION SPINOFF SERIES
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I dunno guys, it doesn't look a whole lot better than previous games visually. I somehow expected more.
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>>145303049
Maybe at sony tomorrow?
but they did say next fall talk more so prolly not
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>>145303908
Considering how awful Biowhy managed to make Frostbite look with DA:I, I'm not sure what you were expecting.
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>>145299359
>Evolution gives organics robot parts
Uhhhh I don't think that's how evolution works
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Whelp, time to milk the blistered udders of star wars, the humongous cash cow that it is.
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>>145303908
well we've reached a stage where you can't/don't really have to make something better than the previous one, as long as the sheep pay
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>>145304083
I thought the switch was going to make the game look better than the old Unreal Engine the previous games ran on.
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>>145304258
I really don't care about graphics, but I feel that it'll be lacking in narrative just as it lacks graphical fidelity. So you're right.

>>145303783
>>145303696
Is this when you go
H I V E M I N D?
I
V
E
M
I
N
D
?
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So how long until support group/stages of grief general will be making a comeback?
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To be fair the last scene with fem Ryder or whatever was pretty cool.
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>>145304528
It won't happen because unlike ME3, no one cares about these characters
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>>145304528
our general was always a support group for those who finished the trilogy
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>>145304575
We've yet to see Ryder's ass but I don't have much hope for her being thicc.
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>>145304746
almost...
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>>145304746
>sitting around in the undersuit

Yes, pls.
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>>145304746
They still can't do good looking hair can they?

>>145304676
I never played ME3

>>145304858
Disappointingly noodly arms. Love the armour though.
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Wow, even reddit was disappointed. NOW you know you fucked up.
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>>145304475
Engine choice has very little to do with end-user aesthetic experience.
A competent art team backed by a guy that knows his shaders can make a mind-blowingly beautiful game in Unity.
A team like Bioware will underwhelm no matter how many millions they throw at engine and middleware.
Unreal engine is the absolute last thing that can impede a game's graphics, really.
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>>145304746
>>145304969
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>>145304950
>eddy
>never played ME3

you always learn something new everyday here
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>>145304950
>They still can't do good looking hair can they?
I look forward to the buggy plastic hair on release.
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>>145305135
Isnt Frostbite really bad for hair?
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>>145304162
Organics decide their own evolution after technology and knowledge have advanced enough, and the next step is merging with superior machine engineering.
It's already happening, though the prosthetics of the present are still just the first baby steps in this direction.
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>>145305225
Yes. It's also a pain of ass for modding.
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>>145305225
Considering it wasn't designed with hairphysics in might to begin with...

It's already incredibly heavy. Just thing how much heavier it would become with hair-simulation.
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>>145305243
I'm thankful that the synthesis isn't going to happen in my lifetime
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>>145300437
>That's right anon! We at ea are commited to producing an inclusive gaming experience that caters to all. That is why all waifus will have a new 'reveal scene' where they reveal their hidden, special, properties.
>The beautiful yet independent and snarky sniper? She's got a dick.
>The beautiful yet independent and snarky tank?
>Used to be a man.
>The beautiful yet independent and snarky hacker?
>She's asexual and her preferred pronouns are 'xi'xe and xeelf (The letter s triggers her.)

>All love interests are special, to insure that gamers of all sexuality, gender identities and attack helicopters feel included.

>and attack helicopters

Also where's the fucking shooter when you need one?

>>145301885
Dungeon of the Endless is pretty hard. And I mean 80s games hard.

>>145301930
>I have more respect for competitive eaters than pro gamers.

>>145302486
yeah

>>145302659
>>145302683
>>145302745
HAHA WHAT THE FUCK!
>eyebrows
HAHAHAHAHA!
Seems like it's a new species though since at the precise time the guy is talking about new species.

>>145302989
facemodel of femryder reminds me of Christina Wren who played Major Ferris in Man of Steel Dawn of Justice.
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Bad stream aside, this looks cool. I hope we get to see stuff like that in-game.
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>>145305076
JUST
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>>145305775

I think he means making hair look good in general. From what I've seen, Fallout 4 had some pretty good looking hair. The Witcher 3, too, even if you turned off hair physics.
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>>145306029
as a cutscene at best
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>>145305991
>I have more respect for competitive eaters than pro gamers.
Do you agree WG?

>>145306029
I like the neo Normandy. At least from the small glimpses of it that we've gotten.

>>145305685
I'm sure that's not entirely a coincidence.
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>>145305991
I bet if you want to pursue hetero relationship you will have no more than 2 choices, with one of them being an ugly fat person and 22 choices for whatever term there exist for non-hetero relationships
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I hope to god theres something at Microsoft or something tommorow. If not im gonna be severely disappointed
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Bioware only does ugly characters now, bw is full sjw now.

ABANDON SHIP!
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>>145304746
ME3 femshep is a beauty compared to that mongol rapebaby with the jew nose

the asari look totally retarded, say goodbye to Liara-tier asari

the new ship looks like the normandy, they seriously couldnt come p with a new design?

I counted like 4 different setpieces:
Jungle
Desert
Ice
Rainy Planet

way to few, Mass Effect had more variety
all in all I felt no hype or excitement while watching the trailer, no Mass effect Feeling
conclusion:
MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA A SHIT
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>>145306303
>Do you agree WG?
yes

>>145306779
I really wouldn't be surprised at this point.

>>145306993
>now
they've done that for a couple of years already
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crowd fund mark meer to re do all the main protag voice shite.
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What's going on with EA thing, it's all rappers and gangster looking types. Is the ghetto market a big part of EA's customers?
It's getting a bit ridiculous.

>>145306993
Bro, the ship is pretty damn sunken already. The liferafts are all in museums, and the survivors are all grandmothers and grandfathers now.
It's too late to jump ship because the ship is dead.
And its cargo of hype-trains lie forgotten on the seafloor.
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>>145307118
>big round eyes
>mongol
lel
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>>145307294
>pay money so that EA doesn't have to
wut
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>>145302989
wow it's me or bioware actually hired some animators? Shit was awful in inquisition.
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>>145307118
>Not volcanic
I'm even more hyped than I was the 4 years before. The Asari doesn't look that good but Frostbite makes them even more realistic.
>>145307313
Better ugly and realistic characters. Can you imagine that, a canopy bed, a 40" 4K screen and a 1080Ti watercooled OC computer in the second room, this is going to HAPPEN!!! And my small ones will watch too...

I won't return ever from Andromeda. I'll play the SP 20 times first before I spent 8000 hours in ME4MP (Instead of 4000 ME3).
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wow, I dont even get the desire to pirate MEA after seeing the E3 reveal.
It doesnt look like Mass Effect.
Its over, Mass Effect is done for me. I dont know if I should feel relieved or sad.
Thanks EA
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>>145307964
The whole stream was depressing.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10469243
http://www.strawpoll.me/10469243
http://www.strawpoll.me/10469243
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>>145307916
>I'm even more hyped than I was the 4 years before.
what exacly are you hyped about besiedes the graphics? they showed literally nothing besides prerendered short clips, there was no gameplay nothing

>Better ugly and realistic characters.
>posts that in /meg/
kill yourself

you are pure cancer please remove yourself to r/masseffect
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>>145307916
That's a cute crab.
Problem isn't that the charachters are ugly, it's that they're ugly in an alien way, they are ugly in ways that a real ugly human simply can't be.

>>145307914
If I was an assassin I think i would just stab her and get out of there, not be all dramatic and walk slowly.

>>145308279
Negative more content and gameplay.
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>>145308304
No. I love space exploration and there is no game that can deliver me what ME delivered. Even ME1. Plus amazing characters. We'll see new ones, but the trilogy is over now, this game won't have anything to do with the trilogy after all. Mass Effect, but in a new galaxy.
>>145308436
They are aliens. Ever thought about that? And also they are new. You don't know anything about them yet.
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>>145308094
I mean
>EVERYONE IS SPECIAL
>MAKE THE WORLD HEAR YOU ROAR
>CELEBRATE DIVERSITY
>WE WANT THE GHETTO AUDIENCE
>QUICK LOOK AT THIS STOCK FOOTAGE OMG DO YOU FEEL THE EPIC FEELS YET
>CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE LOOK AT THE PRETTY MONTAGE
Just.
>you will never be the target audience ever again
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>>145308617
They are humans painted blue and with squiggly bits glued to their heads.

>>145308650
It was pretty disappointing. But I liked the titanfall bits.
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>>145308650
this makes me sad, will we ever have women looking like Miranda and Liara again?
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>>145308617
why you post such autistic pics?
are you 12? a furry?

>I won't return ever from Andromeda. I'll play the SP 20 times first before I spent 8000 hours in ME4MP (Instead of 4000 ME3).

why do you write such shit, are you in desperate need or attention? do you feel like spending this much time on a videogame is an accomplishment?

can you fucking spastic please just hang yourself
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>>145306294
>as a cutscene at best
More like a glorified loading screen.
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the sjws have done it, now the asari are ugly too
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>>145308951
blatant cameltoe with a big round ass?

cute innocent asari that needs rescue?

these times are over, you will never get something like that again, thanks to the SJW pandering
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>>145308951
>Miranda
I still remember when everyone gave them shit about how badly done the face model was.
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>>145308953
No, 21, and I love crabs. Sorry for not having real crabs at the moment.

Because I played the old trilogy at least 20 times, spent several thousands of hours into it. I stopped gaming completely for years until I discovered Mass Effect. And yet it is the only game that keeps me interested.

I'm sorry for you that you can't look on a 7000+ N7 ME3 MP carreer, you'll never understand what it means to be truly addicted, to the eternal ADDICTION.
>>
added the trailer to the pastebin for the next thread:

http://pastebin.com/ecqymvC2
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>>145302659
Wait, there are male Asari?
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>>145309468
Genderfluid, you CIS scum.
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>tfw disappointed by trailers one time too many
>tfw can't give a single hype
Is this what it feels like to be dead inside?
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>>145309462
Thanks WG.

>>145309383
Well, it's better than heroin I guess.
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>>145309462
That's very thoughtful of you
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>>145309383
>21
>7000+ N7 ME3 MP carreer

let me guess, you are a virgin?
you are just an autistic german, go kill yourself so mustafa can take over your country
its sad to now germany died
>>
You guys did it.

The katawa shoujo General died but you guys kept going, becoming increasingly insular with your memes.

Now, there's a torrent of fresh content.

I am so happy for all of you.
>>
>Erdbeere
>resident autist is German
Talk about playing into a stereotype.
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>>145309620
>1/8 km
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>>145309825
>The katawa shoujo General died
It's don't.
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>>145302659
>>145302683
>>145302745
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>>145310312

Oh, fuck.
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>>145309845
never heard of that stereotype, care to explain?

>>145310312
top edit
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https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/742091497734955008
https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/742091497734955008
https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/742091497734955008

GUISE GUISE MORE ANDROMEDA NEWS TOMORROW
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>>145310616
Can you post that silly asari face you put on femshep/liara fan art?
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>>145310312
saved
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>>145310616
germans are generally pretty autistic, must have something to do with the lost war
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>>145310616
Germans being autistic is pretty common knowledge.
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>>145310616
I count you to the autistic germans, just wanted to add that.
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>>145310709
here

>>145310738
>>145310835
yeah but what does that have to do with erdbeere/strawberries?
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>>145310973
Thanks WG.
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>>145310973
the guy who posted the erdbeere picture is a primeexample of an autist, he is so autistic it actually hurt a little reading his shit.
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>>145310973
Nothing, you great autist, I was just pointing out what indicated his German ancestry.
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>>145309763
This is not a /pol/ thread. And no I'm not a virgin. And I will be double not a virgin when I get these new Asaris rendered in UHD.
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>want to post about how blueberry is vastly superior to whatever Erdberry is
>look up what's German for blueberry
>Kulturheidelbeeren
The shitposts just write themselves.
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>>145311089
>>145311089
must have missed it

>>145311114
okay
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>>145311286
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1465767166273.webm

german autism
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>>145309981
Oh shit
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>>145311268
nobody cares you ape. your need to talk about yourself shows that you are pretty insecure about yourself and need external confirmation. It just makes me sad to observe another failed german like WG.
I guess /pol/ was right and germany ceases to exist, all the good germans died.
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>>145311602
>posting overwatch
>ever
opinion discarded with extreme prejudice
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>>145311343
hahaha, I hate Löw so fucking much. there's another one from... 2008 I think where he eats a booger
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>>145311738
truth hurts, doesnt it?
I dont play overwatch but it has some great waifumaterial
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>>145311953
>truth hurts
I didn't even read your post, or the post you were replying to, famalam.
>great waifumaterial
>jaggy awful sfm garbage clogging every general booru forever
Nah.
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>>145312251
>I didn't even read your post, or the post you were replying to, famalam.
>being this autistic
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>>145311268
>That happy cute crab reflection
It's so cute it hurts.
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why does bioware purposefully make their women ugly now?
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>>145313017
Because it's 2016. Because feminism. Because good looking women are responsible for the muslim gay bar shootout.
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>>145313017
Never mistake incompetence for malice.
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wow, this is so different from all the previous mass effect games. so hyped lmao
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if only real life relationships were as easy as ME3 wheel dialogue, I'd have my oneitis
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She's cute! CUTE!
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>>145313489
>she
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>>145313380

I don't understand this post, did you expect something different? Did you want something that didn't look at all like the other games?
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>>145313489
She?
What have you been smoking?
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>>145313489
She looks like she's got down syndrome and asari menstrual blood in her face.
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>>145313439
shepard is a strong important masculine man. he could spout the most autistic shit and chicks would still ride his cock.

you are just an insignificant ugly nobody, not even the most perfect conversationwheel could safe you.
but there is a way to stop the pain.
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>>145313489
Into the synthesis chamber it goes.
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>>145313762
she looks like a 700 yo asari
2/10 would only bang heavily intoxicated
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>>145313793
alcohol, drugs, weed, what?
>>
>>145313489

Pretty cute.
>>
>>145313606
>>145313703
>>145313762
>>145313913
come on, guys. She's like the lavren or grimes of the asari, how can you not like her?
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>>145314060
I wasn't indoctrinated by the leftist sjw or worse and more obvious than USSR and Russia propaganda
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>>145314060
>her
Just because she has a belly button?

The joke is that Asari are genderless.
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>>145314002

I think the autist is alluding to you killing yourself.
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>>145314220
How can you even bring that kind of shit into this?

people are too sensitive nowadays, what the fuck
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>>145313702
I dunno, it just looks like the same old shit.
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>>145313762
I'm hoping for a photoshop edit of JUST with her,
>>
>>145313762

This pisses me off to no end, you just know the male characters will be reasonably handsome.
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I do love the way this looks.
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>>145314696
>That's femRyder
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>>145314875
>broad shoulders, flat chest with no boobplate, not noodly arms

Nah, it's a dude.
>>
>>145313489
Im calling it now. People will shit on her now but when the game actually comes out she'll end up being the best character
>>
Back from a long exile for E3. Who not hyped for Andromeda?
>>
>>145315030
yep
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>>145315030
I already accept >her as best
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>>145314442
would need a proper mugshot then, but there isn't any yet. it'd look cut off at the top.
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the new ship looks fucking terrible
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>>145314696
That is a blatant bullshot.
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>>145315006
>Nah, it's a dude.
You just wait. It's Dyke Ryder, flat as a board and proud of it. Need no man and wears a jockstrap just like the boyz.
>>
>>145315440
I kinda like it anon
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>>145315440
duuhhh... elongated normandy... looks like thee black penis of my bull, my wife enjoys him very much and my bulls children enjoy it very much too
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>>145315605
>Dyke Ryder
That's not a bad name, actually. Joking aside.
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>>145315440
Looks like a leisure liner more than a warship.
Also fuselage cross section makes me think of KSP.
>>
So we're getting more info tommorow, right? Bioware can't be that stupid to just show this and nothing else... right? This was less than last year. At least last year was an actual trailer.
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>>145315692
Hello Weekes!
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>>145315841
>joined September '11
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>>145315841
you ban islam you brainless freak
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>>145315839
The game is coming 2018, the official date is 2017 but I don't think we can make it. If we are forced to do a 2017 release the game is fucked. The trailer showed off pretty much all work we have finished so far.
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>>145315841
>My prayers
>I have to inject some more faggotry into the games now
Something doesn't add up here. I'm pretty sure he doesn't pray if he's promoting the fag agenda. If he does it must be to the big black cock of his bull.
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>>145316339
le cuck xD
>>
>>145313489

I just realized that's probably Cora.

>>145315440

I think it's a bit flat, but I still kind of like it. I'm interested in seeing the inside of it.
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>>145310973
Thank you WG, you have made this possible. It could be better, but could be worse.
I'm so sorry.
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>>145315841
>>145316339
AFAIK, Weeks is the new lead of Dragon Age franchise, he didn't work on Andromeda at all.
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>>145316664
thanks for this reaction pic eddy, I now appreciate the E3 occurrence
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>>145316664

What the fuck, man?
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>>145316664
And here's a non .png version.

>>145315841
>none of that feels useful right now.
What a stupid thing to say, of course it's a useless talent during a shooting.
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>>145316765
Thank you anon, I now appreciate you

>>145316842
I couldn't resist.

I'm sure it'll look less horrifying in a smaller size.
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>>145316842
I love her chink-eyed face
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>>145313489
im just glad not every asari is going to be made into wafiu bait material
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>>145315841
he might as well stop with that inclusion shit then
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>>145316664
haha, man.

also I was about to make my own one but you were faster.

also someone make a new thread please and don't forget to pick up the new pastebin on the way:
>>145309462
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>>145316447
You tell me what he prays to then. His collection of plastic figures?
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>>145317210
I can do a new one.
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>>145317242
maybe he's agnostic
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>>145317343
please do
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>>145317210
That wouldn't have looked half as bad if they would've modeled some lips on her.
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>>145317416
I still don't see to whom or what he would pray. There isn't really such a thing as living as an agnostic, you either live a religious life or you don't. It's pretty clear that Weekes don't so what's up with this prayer business?
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>>145317814
american phrase, they include everything in their prayers
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>>145307118
>implying it matters in a game where sliders exist
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New thread:
>>145318090
>>145318090
>>145318090
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