/kspg/ Kerbal Stinking Putrefied General

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>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHqLz9ni0Bo

>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work w/ new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map (deltaV map)

>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

snek, BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, abu ali al-scatterer-khan, yuri, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit and ruining the thread's comfiness is not.

kspg.sytes.net

First for I O W A.

Dead as balls.

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P L O P

>>144833531
And here I thought nobody was going to post anything.

Have a video of a cockatiel
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465192250962.webm

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lelsokerbal

ded thread ded game

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guys let's merge with /egg/

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>This is what NASA ACTUALLY believed.

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Good night, /kspg/!

NASA astronauts and Russian Soyuz, together!

Do not worship any other god, for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.
Do not make any idols.
Celebrate the Festival of Unleavened Bread. For seven days eat bread made without yeast, as I commanded you. Do this at the appointed time in the month of Aviv, for in that month you came out of Egypt.
The first offspring of every womb belongs to me, including all the firstborn males of your livestock, whether from herd or flock.
Redeem the firstborn donkey with a lamb, but if you do not redeem it, break its neck. Redeem all your firstborn sons. No one is to appear before me empty-handed.
Six days you shall labor, but on the seventh day you shall rest; even during the plowing season and harvest, you must rest.
Celebrate the Festival of Weeks with the firstfruits of the wheat harvest, and the Festival of Ingathering at the turn of the year.
Three times a year all your men are to appear before the Sovereign LORD, the God of Israel.
Do not offer the blood of a sacrifice to me along with anything containing yeast and do not let any of the sacrifices from the Passover Festival remain until morning.
Bring the best of the firstfruits of your soil to the house of the LORD your God. "Do not cook a young goat in its mother's milk."

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>http://www.pcgamer.com/kerbal-space-program-devs-hope-to-add-budgets-reputation-in-2014

In 2013, Maxmaps took the wheel, pretending to be a marketer / CM / dev to the fanbase, when in reality he was placed in charge of making sure the final product did not scale beyond the $5mil of our money Adrian and Ezequiel were actually allowing to be spent on the development of KSP.

So, with the cancelling of resources and DLCgate, we saw the future drastically narrow down to a point. This shift was embodied by Maxmaps' continually repeated statement that "sandbox is scope complete" -- we must deconstruct this statement to fully understand the multifaceted meanings. This will take time.

What is important is that in this moment a paradigm was created. A paradigm that suggested "sandbox" was a complete iteration of the game and therefore a major milestone. When in fact it was an arbitrary and artificial line in the sand designed to limit expenditure so that the majority of the invested money could be fraudulently embezzled.

By "moving on" to career mode, they created a false equivalency suggesting career and sandbox were two facets of an overall thing. When they failed to deliver career in a timely manner, science mode was added. Another one of Max's failed promises leading to a compromised feature in the game.

After resourcegate and the declaration that Sandbox was "scope complete," we saw all development begin to pace itself based on business deals rather than development capacity. Every update after this took 6 months, and failures to move the NASA deal along quickly enough led to completely mutilating .23 through .24, which would have been fantastic updates chock full of content if half the content didn’t need to be removed to satisfy an NDA.

And then of course, begins the true Max regime of .25 on.

Ending the false paradigm means returning to the mindset of 2013, reopening Sandbox’s scope, and, if the fanbase cares enough, scrapping and redoing career.

>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts

>>144839854
Those guys are weird.

>>144839854
Just leave us! You have no reason to be here! You have no memes!

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>>144840334
>THIS is what they actually got.

Do the KSP multiplayer mods work locally?

Sent you a message Mirk

>>144849987
>"we don't understand that reentry is hot"
-NASA probably

>tfw satchie keeps chatting about transhumanism with you
>tfw ywn upload her into a sexbot body and rape her over and over because shes literally an object

>>144841756
L-l-lewd.

>>144848926
YOU'RE LATE, MAN. STEP UP YOUR GAME, MAN. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, MAN.

>>144849235
>replying to 1 year and 233 day old posts

rip bernie

>>144855524
>transhumanism
literally a meme

ded

Where are the four (4) million, Inafune?

Where are the one-hundred and twenty million, Monkey Squad?

Where are the eighty (80) million, Kojima?

>On to the KSP 1.2 news then. We’ve decided to (again) overhaul large parts of the wheels coding for 1.2. Vehicle Physics Pro, the middleware used for the wheels, has received many updates since we last updated it, and between those updates and the large amount of patching that we implemented for both Unity issues that are/will be fixed by an update to version 5.3 or 5.4 it’s easier to start with a blank page.

http://kerbaldevteam.tumblr.com/

>>144864490
Nice

I am glad that Squad is still working on the game

As a Mexican who loves this game a lot, i feel happy that they haven't abandoned it completely yet.

>>144864490
I feel like this one was a lot more technical and straightforward than previous Devnotes. Making me wonder if Harvester leaving is a good thing.

But we all know KSP is fucked and 1.1.3 isn't coming out for another NEVER

>Sitting reading some stuff on Tumblr SJWs not liking male content creators
>Wonder for a brief second "Why am I a white male again?" as though it was a matter I had decided on, before remembering it was because the principle of not judging people by these arbitrary traits goes out the window for Tumblr.
I love these subconscious slips. They're always amusing.

>>144864490
They didnt even update the "play 1.0.5 now" background

Porkjet completed the rocketparts overhaul in January, but it has been scrubbed from 1.2.

>>144875943
youre being entitled anon

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>leaving
>not ded or "missing" or on indefinite vacation

>>144875943
source?

>>144883017
Who cares, it's not like we lost this genius of a programmer

>>144884709
true, but now the project is definitely unrecoverable and our we can finally rest

>>144886201
Now is the time to light the funeral pyres and burn this motherfucker down

>>144884449
When I see this post now I just assume we are on the right track. If you need a source on that, I am the source, because I have seen our predictions pay off hundreds of times. That's my source for knowing I assume we are on the right path.

Do you want a source for my source that I assume we are always right when you ask for a source?

>>144887123
>When I see this post now I just assume we are on the right track. If you need a source on that, I am the source, because I have seen our predictions pay off hundreds of times. That's my source for knowing I assume we are on the right path.
>Do you want a source for my source that I assume we are always right when you ask for a source?
no, i want a source for where you received your information.

if i'm reading your post correctly, your "prediction" was literally nothing but a guess, so it's most likely false.

Reminder to not feed the schizos

Reminder to come play factorio with me

Reminder /kspg/ Factorio server when?

reminder greeble parts WHEN

>>144889639
>>144889508
We should merge with /egg/

>>144889862
Does /egg/ have a Factorio server?

We should play OpenTTD

ded

>>144889958
Reminder you should feel free to leave if you are not satisfied with the general.

>>144889508
How many Factorio players does kspg have?

>>144897912
take your meds

>>144898618
ok MAN

Lol take your meds xD take your meds man XD man take up your fucking meds XDD man, man man man take your fucking meds man XDD

MAN TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS MAN XD XDD

>>144899232
ok MAN

>>144899232
ok MAN

>>144899325
>>144899379
XD TAKE YOUR MEDS MAN XD TAKE THE FUCKING MEDS MAN.

MAN MAN MAN MAN XDX DXD XDD

>>144899491
باشه "مان

>>144899669
fuck off mudslime shitter, VOTE FOR TRUMP YOU CUNT

>>144899810
ترامپ ۲۰۱۶

OH FUCK

IT'S HAPPENING

IT'S HAPPENING

http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/developerarticles.html/into-new-animated-horizons-r194/

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>>144900413
HOLY FUCK

RIP KERBAL

>>144900413
>implying people will notice or care

>>144900413
Our glorious Lord and Savior MAN was right!

THE PARADIGM IS ENDING!

JUNE 16TH

burd how many days are left? 1? or 0?

TRUMP 2016

DEPORT THE SCHIZOS

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>>144900413
If everybody jumps ship a week apart, no one will notice right?

>>144908763
the entire old fanbase is now mobilized. We grow stronger with every defection.

>>144908560
>mental illness posting
>2016

>>144911012
take your meds

2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgIVnvunLuQ

this could be so cool but its narrated by fuciing scott malkink


fuckign fuck hi mfuck hs smu gfucking shitty voice fucking ruin fucking EVYERHUINT it sounds so fucking SMUG the whoke fucking time what he fuckj like if it was narrated by fucking AN|ONE else it wouldk be fine bu the sounds so fucking ridiculois you just know he ufickng sat t her eiwth his fucking bald fucking face
;lkiek it is so fcuking uncessary to even hav e anarrot rand it had to ne this fucking cungt Scott Manley is the Astronogamer - a rare fusion of gaming and science in one powerful combination. Able to deliver astonishing scientific facts while flying, or crashing digital simulations of spacecraft. WHY THE FUICKI S HTIS ALLOEWED LOL

#MANiswinning

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>see samwell scene start
>skip said samwell scene
>save sixty seconds
smart

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Plop.

>another samwell scene
>it's even longer
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>samwell scene ends
>maisie scene starts
JDIMSAF

>>144915581
Rat = squad
Snek = KSP fanbase

>>144917139
Rat = MAN
Snek = medsposts

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chinks in spess

>>144917192
>medsposts
you mean the pure cancer the forum defense force is flooding the thread with because he was right about everything?

>>144917806
Take your meds.

>>144917898
Take your memes elsewhere.

MAN loses its mind.

MAN predicts the future.

MAN can read your thoughts.

MAN can control time.

MAN is ___________________

>>144921053
______a_____

>>144915446
>>144916559
>>144916941
Which episode?

>>144922597
s6e6

i'm already spoiled and i don't care anyway so save yourself a memepost

>>144922679
>meme
That wasn't Arya. She looks and acts completely different, and most tellingly she doesn't have Needle. Jaqen is trying to frame waif as a shitty assassin who won't even give Arya a chance. Also, that Faceless Man who sacrificed himself for her last season. They wouldn't do that and then just murder her anyway.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10436121

Bump the fuck out of this

>>144915446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

The sound of a cat purring is nice

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Hullo

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>>144928259
plop

https://vod02.nvcc.edu/Watch/m9Z2GtYo

C U T E

>>144930720
>

GUYS LISTEN HERE IM ABOUT TO CURE YOUR ERECTYLE DISFUNCTION:

check this shit out:
https://childrenofadeadearth.wordpress.com/about/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjWEGlot35Y

-Realistic space warfare sim
-Dev doesnt want any black boxes, all simulations are as accurate as possible: real orbital mechanics with lagrange poitns and weird effects, inside of propellant tanks modelled, shape of rocket bells, you name it
-It is conceived as an unasuming simulator made to model all realistic variables of space combat and then see what happens
-Everything that can be minmaxed easily will be run by computers but humans will be in charge of comples strategic decisions
-It will be highly moddable
-It will have a campaign mode

STAHP
MUH
DICK
CAN
ONLY
GET
SO
HARD

>>144931091
either you're the dev shilling your own game or you're naive as fuck.

there will never be a good space game. ever.

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>>144908763
Makes you wonder...

Taking bets on which dev jumps ship next

I think it'll be kasper

>>144934231
$10

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hullo

I see another dev left.

Squad HQ will be a wasteland in no time.

requesting please the "ofnbillions" pasta, anyone has it?

Might as well ask here. I'm looking for a mod similar to Steam Gauges (pic related) that gives this kind of HUD when flying in a jet. This one is outdated and isn't working. Tried RPM, but it's not quite what I'm looking for.

>>144936345
Where's the pictures, Anon?

>>144936345
see >>144930720

>>144931091
It does sound real nice, but after reading the blog, especially the first post, it seems like it's not really designed for landing on planets, so all of the detail on planetary surfaces and atmospheres'll probably be at the bare minimum needed for realistic rocket ascents, and there probably won't be any base-building on surfaces either
So until someone mods these in if this game'll ever even be released, which I doubt, it's hardly going to replace KSP

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>>144936345
Of course I would forget the picture.

>>144936718
Jesus christ how horrifying

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>>144936718

>>144936718
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
POOPIES!

Why the fuck not install a MFD mod, you nigger

>>144937037
What does MFD stand for?

>>144937137
see >>144930720

>>144936679
>main worry is to land on a planet

typical earther

>>144937137
Multifunctional Display
Do you even /aerospace flight/?

>>144937289
Just saying, the game calling itself a space warfare simulator probably isn't going to be scratching your space colonization itch anytime soon

>>144937367
A quick google search doesn't show much.
I mean, I have KER which gives a display, it's just really tiny and not very fun...

>>144937482
what the fuck do i care

i get to find out for realsies what space war would be like

like

the dream of every sci fi rocketpunk fan from the 50s

suddenly come true

military analysts are going to be looking very closely at this

>>144937834
literally thought you were shilling until the last line

i remember when that dumb nigger dev was shilling for star citizen all over /vg/ for weeks

>>144936345
>>144936718
>>144937697
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/73692-11-navhud-a-navball-inspired-heads-up-display-130/
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/72595-112-kerbal-flight-indicators-release-11-01052016/
These are close to what you're looking for

>>144937927
that is different, is star shitizen based on le actually very accuarte models with n-body systems and modelisation of the actual while whole shape of the exhaustion bell of the enginer ocket??

is it??

was it powered by only media of rocket in the unvierse that has nuclear or chemical real life efficency?

>>144938259
Go google what "shill" means, you're making yourself look stupid

hullo is streaming btw with his daughter :^)))

>>144938812
>144938812
haha le me
le not you
le me knower informer with facts and arguments god tier typical of an ivy league college goer

le you of denier asbolute ignornace

hahahers to you me dearest siry

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>>144939127

>>144938002
Ehh, that sort of works, but not quite what I was hoping for. Thanks anyway, looks like that's as close as I'll get for the time being.

>>144939127
who the fuck are you and why are you like this

>>144939127
>meme meme meme meme
meme meme "meme" meme
meme meme

meme meme meme meme meme meme meme'
meme, meme meme

>>144939269
oh but to know is just the begginign
for ignorance is new
but science
science is master

wouldn't you like to reach my toes of superior poetry knowledger

>>144939339
excuseley me dear siry sir sirsssy of the sorriest of zars, a meme (mimic mame) irregardlesent of its present day original convention is it meant to say " silly internet shit"
and my discourses are neither silly nor shit, well
hehe
ahah
awckard...
you would be misunderstanding them if youre not ivy leaghe
oh..
youre not
oh
sorry
mean of me
well
superior is mean disguised

>>144939483
ok MAN

FIGHTER
OF
THE MIND

>>144939541
one declared inferior to me
>>144939549
two declareds ineriors tos mes

may we have another one sir?

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>>144939649

>>144939981
i mean, it's good but its no dragon

>>144939981
>>144939483
you're typing too many words. you overshot "surreal" and landed in "pathetic".

>>144940519
you
surreal
know meaning of ?
neaversies
>>144939981
this
being dragon tier work?
hahaers at cha

PENIS

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>tfw you let out a nasty rancid fart that smells like the leaking juices from a dead raccoon you shoved up your ass yesterday

>it's a TARS turns the shitposting level up to 100% thread

>>144941429
we need to go beyond shitposting

MUUUUUUURPH

>>144941518
The zoo porn wasn't deleted
Maybe the answer lies there

what would a 4d shitpost look like

>>144941518
to mongolian tajikistan

to where the sun rises and stays still in the sky awaiting the return of the almighty Maxmasp

>>144941637
A 4D shitpost would be in 3D, like our 3D shitposts are in 2D

So, to us it'd look like some sort of weird sculpture, but to a 4D being it'd look like a masterfully-crafted (You)-gathering shitpost in whatever language they use

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdRlu-PYNJA
http://spaceflightnow.com/2016/06/07/intelsat-31-mission-status-center/
commie launch in an hour

>>144942590
wow never seen a rocket launch before, i bet it gets more interesting every time

>>144942816
yes, especially the iranian ones

it's funny to watch them accidentally launch towards israel then blow up

>>144942974
haha iranians are barely even people

>>144942993
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Iran, you little zionist? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Nezaja, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Israel, and I have over 300 confirmed hostages. I am trained in wave attacks and Im the top bomber in the entire Artesh. You are nothing to me but just another Iraqi. I will bomb you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me about Iran? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Iran and your ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the missiles, taazi. The missile that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your homeland. Youre fucking dead, arab. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can blast you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare vevak. Not only am I extensively trained in sanctioned combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Islamic Republic of Iran Air Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable country off the face of the map, you little baha'i. If only you could have known what holy missiles your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you arabian idiot. I will shit nukes all over you and you will burn in it. Youre fucking dead, Saudi.

>>144941637

1d shitpost is just the intention of the shitpost the very basis of it's conception to reality.

2d is the idea of a shitpost and the intention fueled by primal instincts.

3d shitpost is what you see now, both the intention, the idea and the manifestation of the shitpost in virtual or real space

4d is beyond your perception, is the lifeline of a shitpost from beginning to end, think of it as all the shitposts that are are based on a shitpost combined together abstractedly.

5d is like a shapeshifting shitpost that can become any variations of it's lifeline

6d is almost the same except the shitpost now can converge in any part of the timeline it wants and combine itself with it.

7d is all the possible combinations of possible variations of a shitpost gathered together in an infinity of shitposts combined in a monstrosity beyond our grasp.

8d is all the infinities of the infinite infinities of a shitpost pictured as infinite monstrosities infinitely.

9d is all the infinite infinites of infinities of shitposts contained in an infinity surrounded by infinities of infinities of infinite shitposts

10d is all the previous shitpost dimensions together and the infinity infinities of shitposts together, you could picture it as a post by it just being a
>(You)

>>144942590
t-15 minutes

4 minutes
flockmod for launch?

two minutes faggots

WE WUZ KANGZ AN SHIET!
I feel bad for those black doctors, lawyers and businessmen, and so should you. They have to live with the shame that most of their race are idiots, whereas Hillbillies are just a tiny minority for whites.

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HOLY SHIT IT BLEW UP

>>144946717
yeah its called launching

>tfw post anime depression

>>144947056
thats why we have a failsafe to forget imaginary friends

>>144947160
How do normies not get sad when their shows end?

>>144947212
Simple
Their shows are shit

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>>144947306
I got sad when parks and rec ended.

>>144947306
what do normies watch nowadays?

>>144947418
Game of thrones I think.

>>144947418
Hell if I know
I haven't watched TV on a regular basis in 5 years

>>144947460
>tfw discovery channel went to shit

>>144947738
What, really?
Last I remember that was one of the few channels even worth watching

>>144947775
It's absolute garbage. They even killed Mythbusters, but not before ripping the shows heart out.

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>>144947883

>>144947738
but it was shit already when i remembered it 8 years ago.

mythbusters is all they had

>>144948169
my weekends were filled with mythbusters, deadliest catch, and dirty jobs

then I started shitposting

I hear the science channel is going downhill too.

>>144948964
Do they literally want people to just stop watching TV altogether?

>>144949028
Remember when food network was about cooking shows and not celebrity chefs yelling at people?

>>144949203
No
Don't remind me of the good times.

>>144949203
I never watched that channel, so no

>>144949258
Remember TLC when it was good? Junkyard wars? Remember when the history channel had documentaries and modern marvels? Remember discovery wings, before it was replaced by The Military Channel?

>>144949370
Remember when history channel aired over 900000000000000 pseudoscience documentaries?

>>144949453
Yes anon, 2015 sucked. We know.

Is Johnny Test still the worst thing on CN?

Of course not, something's probably surpassed it by now

>not a single post related to KSP in over 50 posts

I know the game and the devs suck, but this is getting ridiculous. You guys should really just abandon the thread and open a chat up somewhere so you can shitpost at each other without wasting 4chan bandwidth/space on this board.

Also WHY THE FUCK IS THE ALCOR POD STILL NOT UPDATED YET? I just want to play comfy immersive KSP.

>>144950406
#kspg when

>>144950406
I think you should just have sex with your pets instead

>>144950729
At least you guys are consistent, I've been seeing this meme in this general since like 2014. Whatever happened to that furfag, anyway?

either give it a rest or come up with something new already

Where's the WMDs, Sadaam?

Where's the funding NASA?

Where da white women at?

1
FUCKING ONE

JUNE 16TH

MAN'S REVOLUTION

>>144953707
A

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Yes!

>>144950927
MODS

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>>144931091
>space warfare
it's not that i'm uninterested forever, it's a very interesting topic, but civilian spaceflight at current/past tech levels is preferable.

>>144952540
Next month is gonna be fun, the UK's report on the Iraq war is coming out. Tony Blair is already preparing to spin it and attempt silly counterfactuals to spin the fact it's likely to savage him.

TONY TONY TONY
HAGUE HAGUE HAGUE

Off you go! Off you go! Off you go!

>>144959401
The japanese did this.

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Squad is fun

>>144959494
You sure showed them

>the feeling when you get gastritis
Just fucking kill me desu

>Holy
>Roman
>Empire

>doctor wants me to bring a sample of urine to an appointment
>urine always has residual semen in it because i masturbate multiple times a day

what the fuck do they even expect me to do? piss in a used coke bottle? or just show up having downed enough liquid to piss like a racehorse in the hospital?

>>144963143
How about you dont masturbate right before you take your urine sample?

Also, you should keep a normal diet when sampling, including your normal water intake.
The urine sample is also meant to show anything wrong with your diet, there is no point in faking a sample by drinking a lot if you want to see what
your problem is

They don't check for semen presence anyway so I don't even know why you are worried about this

>>144963673
>How about you dont masturbate right before you take your urine sample?
>don't masturbate

>there is no point in faking a sample by drinking a lot if you want to see what your problem is
i don't have an immediate medical problem [at least not in my dick], i'm newly registered. they just want a urine sample, but this will be my first visit so they've not even given me anything to store it in. [hence "piss in a used coke bottle?"]

>They don't check for semen presence anyway
i have a feeling it will be visible.

>>144964484
I don't know where you live, but here they sell sterile urine cups for samples for dirt cheap in every pharmacy, use that.

And if you are not in a hurry to give the sample, then refrain from fucking masturbating for a few hours and then piss in the goddamn cup.
Piss a little in the toilet and use the rest for the cup if you are that dumb to think there will be visible cum in your urine.

Jesus christ how can you even manage to stay alive if you are this goddamn paranoid about stupid shit like this?

>>144964484
>>144964730
Wouldn't the cum settle to the bottom of the cup anyway?

>>144966128
I don't know, I throw it in the toilet in the dark, then flush it.

>>144958518
>current/past tech levels
but that warfare is calculated with realistic realism that could happen today, only real god tier heinlein aproved atomic rockets and chemical engines for the realistical representation of the reality

not le ebin antimatter phantasy of the inferior non true sci fi readers who think star trek is good

>thinking sex is inherently bad
TOP LEL

>>144967685
>thinking a top superior mind can busy itself with such shitty pleasures as sex

if you think sex is good you have never discovered a total paradignm using your brain power

Where's the meds, MAN?

if soyuz superior techonology objective?

why rocketman nasa insists on explodies?

got you there neet non thinker

>non thinkre
i bet you cant even speel the wrod "kwonledge"
haha, got you, poser.

>>144969552
it is a known ledge the ledge of known unkowns that man must know before he ledges

got you there non poet

>>144969746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPkWYTUiPTo

>>144931091
serioously this is the shit this guy is very right and correct to be excited

>>144969746
>non poet
You're a fucking fag
Please stop talking to me
I bet you don't /gym/

Come on, "poet", you should answer me the same way.

>>144970379
haha inferiorite, thinking gym is the true body to the mind of a superator

>>144970839
Show me the paradigm then
>inb4 you're inferior to my paradigm xD

>Then he decides to ignore
Too much to handle for him

>>144970379
>>144970839
>>144972076
>>144974518
I think this is a sad attempt to assassinate MAN's character

He is missed

>>144976093
>He is missed
Says who?
Also, I was just pretending. MAN should post a little more often.

Well, I decided to install the 64 bit version of Irfanview and now it's just not working with videos at all
So now I really need a better program to look at my porn with

>>144976962
Media Player Classic - Home Cinema

>>144976372
>>144976372
>>144976372
who si man? do you hav eyour book armor? are you prepare dto be declared inferior to me dear sir?

>>144977081
This looks a lot like VLC
Can I just flip through pictures/videos in a folder with the scroll wheel or some other hotkey with this, or is it just a playlist maker like VLC?

>>144977390
Yeah, with the page up/down buttons

>>144977275
you will never rekindle our initial novel fascination with your youthful insolence

>>144976372
you should fuckoff

>>144978770
>youthful
>>144978770
>insolence
>>>144976372
>you should fuckoff
le lel

>>144978679
Wait, do you need software that is able to reproduce and show videos and images, right?

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>>144930720
Interesting, I had no idea it worked that way.

>>144979261
Well, you open just one, whichever, and use the page up/page down keys.

>>144979569
No, you're not reading my posts at all.
Open ONE file, and then you can cycle with the PAGE UP and PAGE DOWN buttons while on the program.

>>144930720
take that bitch, i double dare you

>>144980254
>>144980078
Well, try right-clicking > open with > MPC - HC

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Why do I love ULA so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. ULA isn't just the best launch provider in the country; they might just be the greatest launch provider of all time. Just imaging the Altas V riding through the skies of Earth, the wind on its fairing, the mighty RD-180 below it. As she rides through the red sky, NASA swoons at her very scent. They know how she smells; the essence of burning RP-1 smell is sold in Orlando under the name of "Space Orgasm." The very nature of ULA is mystery. Could they be playing a deeper game than even Tory Bruno realizes? The answer is yes, ULA has transcended such boundaries as the physical world, and has free will to do whatever they sees fit. However, ULA is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that they does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the ULA is not one that is easily penetrated. ULA rockets are such a force of nature in this realm that nothing can truly touch them, the only thing keeping them bound to this world at all is their will to exist within the preordained boundaries understood physics. ULA is not only beyond the comprehension of us, it exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe the plume of exhaust gasses from this Delta IV, the gorgeous and rippling flames, the gallant fairing, and most importantly, its engines. Her engines, like cauldrons straight from hell, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of ULA. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. ULA is not just a launch provider, a formless collection of engineers and rockets; they are themselves the binding that holds the word together. Without ULA, Musk the Menace takes over and the entire space industry as we know it crumbles. The Mississippi would stop flowing without ULA, Kessler syndrome would take over in orbit, and the space station would fall without their fiery gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like ULA so much.

>>144980639
Let me check something

>>144980639
Select all images, and there's a button in the folder header "Open", the MPC icon should be there.

>>144980540
U L A!
L
A
!

>>144981305
Hmm
I don't know. Your best bet would be to try winamp too.

>>144982290
a.
Shit, well... MPC is the """most advanced""" as far as I know.

www.ulalaunch.com/webcast.aspx

>>144982750
MPC is the one I can recommend you, though I'm not sure why does it take time to load your images.

>>144982989
launch hold due to weather

35 hours

>>144983206
Lewd

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/293210/canada-beastiality-legal/
>Only sexual penetration with animals is a no-no, ruled Canada’s Supreme Court Thursday, to the dismay of animal advocacy groups and non-evil people everywhere.

Well, catfucker?

>launch packed back even further

jfc ula

Am I a filthy, pompous coward?

I was walking with my brother. Long story short he got angry with me talking [didn't say anything offensive, he was just in a mood.] and lifted a rock and told me to walk in front of him because he wanted me to go away but we were currently on a single lane path. I was hilariously conciliatory and obviously afraid, but told him I wouldn't [couldn't maintain speed.], I was sort of forced into a part of the path covered in rocks so I took some and he saw. I said I wouldn't throw anything at him if he didn't throw anything at me. [I took more rocks than he did by far, including one that could be used hand-to-hand.]

He walked infront of me but I was unwilling to walk too far behind because he might have locked the door to the house. That's when my subconscious attitude changed. While rationally, I definitely wasn't going to violently assault my brother, I could still feel in my arms the urge to yell at him to turn around, throw the smaller rocks and charge him with the hand one for threatening me in the first place.

He eventually dropped the rock he was carrying. I retained mine until we were home because in a fair fight he'd win.

This is ridiculously childish: we're both in our 20s.

Even if I'd never have used it in this case, This seems to my general tactic.
When threatened:
1. When initially threatened, back down. Concede your weaker position while negotiating key needs. Act co-operative, even offering more than is demanded in order to secure those needs
2. Build force or alliances against the aggressor
3. Provide notice you're no longer going to be pushed around.
4. Before adequate preparation can be made for defence, attack full force.
5. Often, before complete victory is attained, adopt a more conciliatory tone and leave the aggressor severely damaged but with "fair" terms. [i.e terms far more charitable than he expects.]

Is this just a rational tactic for the weak to adopt? Or is it filthy cowardice?

>>144987835
>You're talking about settling a dumb argument like you're planning an attack on a neighboring empire
Because it's the same strategy I often use in games like Civ for taking a neighbouring empire. I think I deleted the parts making that clearer to fit into the character limit.

>>144990662
that's the proven Squad approach

>>144985031
>not wanting to live in Canada

>>144990662
It's useful to keep other states around as buffer zones.
Although you generally then have to keep your armed forces stronger because there's a risk they ally with other powers against you. You thus need to be powerful enough to eliminate the buffer states in short order so that you can prepare for peace [possibly by carving up the buffer states between the main aggressor power.] or delay while instigating a mass buildup for a large scale conflict.

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What did he mean by this?

>>144994209
he meant that he tried a pop culture once and he did not like it.

Is there a an alternative for ksp on the horizon? A nice exploration-engineer game?

>>144994714
an anon is going to pop up and claim he is working on one

please note: he is a dirty liar

ula launch in 37 minutes

>>144997927
I hope it blows up.
Praise Musk.

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Time to bring my aborted(due to CoM bug) Apollo clone home.

where has yuri gone?

>launch poll

C O M F Y

>tfw shifting so I can't watch it
Dugg

T-2 minutes you guys. One of the most powerful rockets right now about to launch.

http://www.ulalaunch.com/webcast

>>145001359
most reliable too.

launch hold due to weather :^)

Scrubbed due to weather.

>>145001325
You may have a chance anon!

Why do they get such a wide window for this one?

>>144996953
It will never be anything because he refuses to collaborate with others.

>>145001673
Why do spacecrafts that are not meant to dock with another one or go to another planet have a restricted window? When the weather is right, what's the problem?

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>>145001359
>Launch scrapped

>>145002641
How does that affect the window

Will there ever be a rocket named Delta V?

>>144998975
away forever, hopefully

so did the launch get canceled?

>>145001827
actually, he's trying to kill collaborative discussion here

I.e. wow you guys are still doing that stuff!? lel you'll never do it, autists.

>>145005378
agree. no one bought the charade. lotta wasted effort for nothing.

>>145003189
That makes sense, thanks

>tfw humanity will never venture beyond the local group

>>145010580
the light barrier makes leaving the solar system practically impossible

ok someone decide for me. Should I go to the gym or be a fat lazy piece of Shit

>>145011410
A spaceman once said,
"You get strong in the gym, and thin in the kitchen."

You can't burn off eating like a fatass.

>>145011918
I'm at the gym now

miles = final digit.

>>145013560
hmm guess I should have seen that coming

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TRUMP 2016

DROP THE SCHIZOS IN ACETONE

career or sandbox?

>>145014504
Your choice, but you're not allowed to touch the manual controls. Everything must be done with kRPC, except maybe for EVA.

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>>145014504
1.05
Sandbox

http://ruinmysearchhistory.com/

>>145014504
>career
if I wanted a business tycoon I'd play one that was fun and made sense

>>145014452
BE more irrelevant protip: you can't

>>145014286
>zero is not a digit

*posts ksp*

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>>144998975
Hullo friend. I'm sorry I haven't been around, work has started making me busy again and I've been spending what free time I got with my qt gf.

I still love you though. <3

>>145005378
Rude.

>>145016887
>ywn rape miku
;_;

>>145017115
This is why you're a lonely weeaboo.

>>145017946
>bullyposting

>neighbor lives in tinier apartment than me by half
>has cat
>she asks if it's okay if her pseudohomeless boyfriend moves in
>I say sure because she's obviously just asking as a formality
>we just hung out
>he's moving in with his dog
>the cat and the dog hate each other
>he's leaving them alone in a 200 sq ft apartment for a few hours
I suppose I could call animal control.

Evens masturbate
Odds play black desert online

>>145020101
make a thread on /an/

>>145020197
Why?

>>145020373
idk i'm bored and want to see their response

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>>145018000
/kspg/ is no bully zone. /kspg/ must love each other forever no matter what.

>>145020838
We don't love you.

>>145020919
>we
still haven't given up on the general consensus meme have you faggot

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>>145016887
Hullo. Just making sure MAN hasn't kidnapped you due to his intense crush

https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/controversial/

look, a real subreddit.

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>>145021331
>open a thread at random
>read the first post
>reply to it looks like a schizopost
>open the user's account
>it's all schizoposts
didn't know MAN still posted on the subreddit. looks like he's accomplished just as little on there as he has here.

>>145021642
fuckoff MAN

>>145022165
ok MAN

>>145022192
fuckoff MAN

>>145022451
take your meds MAN

>>145021642
What is badie though?

>>145022593
filling the empty space under adrian's desk desu

>>145021221
Heh. That would be horrible.

Real Space Warfare - All of the combat is a physically and scientifically accurate simulation. Every railgun accelerates its armature based on numerical integration of force equations. Every propellant tank, filled or empty, affects the delta-v and the mass distribution of ships, affecting how the ship will tumble when torqued. Every projectile impact damages each tile of armor based on actual hypervelocity impact studies.

Real Technologies, Real Science - Every technology, from the Nuclear Thermal Rockets, to the Railguns, to the Magnetoplasmadynamic Thrusters, was implemented using actual equations from Engineering and Physics textbooks and white papers. Everything aspect of these systems, from the efficiency, to the size and mass, to power usage, are all derived from equations, not estimated or faked.

Extremely Accurate Orbital Mechanics - With an N-Body Simulator (the kind NASA uses to plot actual spacecraft trajectories), all orbital phenomenon from hyperbolic orbits, Lagrange points, and orbital perturbation are all correctly simulated. Spacecrafts can stationkeep orbits, or enter into free falling perturbed orbits. You'll never see the highly inaccurate Patched Conic Approximation used in this game, unlike other spaceflight simulators.

Completely to Scale - The solar system is modeled completely to scale. The sizes of all planets, moons, and asteroids are accurately enormous, and the distance between them is similarly mindboggling huge. Gravitational attraction is precisely modeled, and the extremely high orbital speed of your ships that results around low orbit of large celestial bodies is correspondingly correct.
(cont)

>>145023015
Campaign and Sandbox Modes - Assume the role of an admiral and fight through a detailed storyline chronicling the descent of the solar system into all out war, spanning every planet in the solar system and everything in between. After you beat each level, try to top the leaderboards in terms of minimum delta-v spent, minimum damage taken, and much more! Or simply play in the sandbox, designing ships and pitting them against other ships.

Freeform Ship Design - Build your spacecrafts out of rockets, propellant tanks, weapons, powerplants, radiators, and crew modules. Wrap it all up with multiple armor layers, and maybe a Whipple Shield to boot. The acceleration, moment of inertia, delta-v, and much more are all correctly calculated for all spacecrafts you design.

Highly Granular Module Design - Tweak everything from the stoichiometric mixture ratio of your bipropellant rockets to the armature and rail dimensions of your railguns. Every change you make is backed by real life equations, and you can the see the results in real time, from the change in your rocket's exhaust velocity, to your railgun's inductance or muzzle velocity.

Physically Accurate Material Properties - All materials, chemical reactions, and spectra are physically correct. When your arclamp pumps your solid state laser, the pumping bands are going to have to match up with the actual emission spectra of your excitation gas. When the photon absorption of a material is needed, it is derived from actual refractive index spectra data.

In-Engine Mod Support - The engine supports black box creation of untested or far future technology for modders to work with. All other game data, from levels to material properties, is also accessible to modders.

>>145023015
>>145023123
promising more than star citizen, with even more vagueness and even less indication that you can actually program this

kill yourself

>>145023342
>>145023240
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=673559448

check out the video, they already done more than squad, its been in developing for 2 years, but they are actually waiting to have something nice before putting it out instead of what the filthy mexicans jew do

let the man dream

>>145023453
>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=673559448
IM TEN SECONDS INTO THE VIDEO AND THE MAP VIEW POPPED UP AND I CAME REALLY HARD AND IM STILL CUMMING HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

WE /COADEG/ NOW

>>145023608
>>145023792
you're falling for a scam, and then posting about that scam in a thread about another scam you fell for

can we not do this please

>>145023829
I'm going to reinvest in "Fuck You Squad: The Videogame"

>>145024208
We'll probably find out a lot sooner than that. It obviously shares a fair amount of gameplay with ksp I hope they emphasize the spreadsheet simulator stuff in the prerelease media so Squad doesn't try their usual tricky shit.

>>145024476
Some of that UI behavior in the video looks like it must be Unity.

>>145023585
you talk about ksp every week which is at least two hundred billion orders of magnitude below this

>>145024476
>For all we know it'll have exactly the same problems KSP has
Extremely Accurate Orbital Mechanics - With an N-Body Simulator (the kind NASA uses to plot actual spacecraft trajectories), all orbital phenomenon from hyperbolic orbits, Lagrange points, and orbital perturbation are all correctly simulated. Spacecrafts can stationkeep orbits, or enter into free falling perturbed orbits. You'll never see the highly inaccurate Patched Conic Approximation used in this game, unlike other spaceflight simulators.
.
.
.
seriously, just look at the videos, whats developed already is more in depth than everything squad ever made and all of their personal lives and anything they ever accomplish or thought of

like seriously, its not aimed at billies, its an autism simulator for neckbeards hard sci fi fans

if you hate true sci fi and realism then its youre problem

>>145025742
>do the optimizations good
Optimize well, Max.

>>145025814
THIS

>>145025814
>two hundred billion orders of magnitude below this


im not sure you math kiddie were aware at of how much wrong your hyperobolic is


if the known universe were a million times bigger than it is, it STILL wouldnt be close to being two hundred billion orders of magnitude above an atom in size

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>>145026461
Say it with me now: /COADEG/

itt newfags falling for another unfinished meme game wrapped in a shiny hype package and a hundred promises

>>145026876
I'm here because of Space, anon. Why are you here?

>>145027506
because despite your desperate efforts this is still the most comfy thread on forchange.org

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>>145027607
>forchange.org
Haven't heard that one before

>>145027978
Whatever bro I dont give a shit about Children of a Dead Earth and it's totally not going to own balls and ksp will be forgotten and mocked and possibly investigated nbd.

>>145027506
Im here to kick the machinekuks out and tell you to fucking play robocraft

EBIN LOOD
B
I
N
L
O
O
D

>>145028171
didn't the devs completely cuck robocraft? i played it back when it was fun but they were very clear that they wanted to ruin their game and evict their entire playerbase.

>>145028171
MERGE WITH /EGG/ TODAY

>>145028286
It was only greenlit in May, anon.

>>145028286
Completely to Scale - The solar system is modeled completely to scale. The sizes of all planets, moons, and asteroids are accurately enormous, and the distance between them is similarly mindboggling huge. Gravitational attraction is precisely modeled, and the extremely high orbital speed of your ships that results around low orbit of large celestial bodies is correspondingly correct.

>>145028256
>Every new weapon was designed exclusively to fuck flyers
>They fucked up matchmaking
>Killed the progression and made it RNG based
>EPIN LOOT BOXES
>BALANCE ALL THE WEAPONS, instead they fucked up all the weapons
>they didn't randomize the code for a $30 DLC and a lot of people got it for free, they did nothing

>>145028307
why would /coadeg/ merge with /egg/?

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p l o p

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>>145028827
plop

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>>145028883
This is not the correct use of the plop meme.

>>145028827
i once been to your house, when i realised where i was i could barely hold in my excitment, but there was just no sane way to explain to you or the people i was with the importance of being in "snakefags" house