/utg/ - Undertale General

xth for flowey

Undyne chasing you down in Waterfall!
Undyne beating you into submission!
Undyne pinning you down your beaten body and removing your clothes with a wicked toothy grin!
Undyne teasing you with playful licks, giggling at your unsure reaction!
Undyne swallowing you with her unreal strength, while your exhausted muscles fail to break free!

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Bone pussy

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>>144795908
Tem flakes!

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Garbage edition, you say?

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Void~

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cute goats gone wild due to being in heat

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parusion

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post comfy goats plz

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Greetings anon! I had a great day outside today, and I hope you had the same! It's looking like it may get rainy sometime soon, so comfy hours will approach maximum comfy tonight!
How was your day anon?
I love you!

>>144796115
I had a good day too
Well, more exhausting than good but still tolerable.

Love you too

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>>144796068

>>144796068
What is around Frisk's neck? Why so they look like they're gonna cry?

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>>144796115
I finished my final project for the year and it feels like a gigantic weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

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papillary

>>144796115
Had a great day today. Got a really cool gif from spider anon.

>>144796291
>Why so they look like they're gonna cry?
Because they're so close to some creepy dweeb called Asriel.

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>>144796068

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>>144795960
Omega.

>>144796483
I love you

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>144795436
https://soundcloud.com/ucasucas/request-storyshift-arachnophobia
>>144796115
Greetings!
Funny you should mention rain.
It was a lovely day for a walk, cloudy and windy, yet temperate, until suddenly it starts pouring like there's no tomorrow. It LITERALLY just went from 0 to 100, just like that. It was crazy.

>>144796527
I prefer https://soundcloud.com/keno9988ii/storyshift-spider-dance-loop-1-original-by-crazygamer339 to that one, since this one uses Alphys leitmotifs since she's Blooky.

>>144796525
>>144796483
Please never stop

>>144796527
The spider a decent person and might not be a demon.

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>>144796068

>>144796179
That's good to hear anon!
Oh, less good to hear then. What happened, anon?
Love you more!
>>144796297
Glad to hear anon. I'm sure you'll get a good grade!
>>144796382
Ah, the temmie gif? It was super cute!
>>144796527
Looks the same here, but we had a little warning beforehand. That or I'm just observant. I hope you didn't get too wet!

>>144796708
oh gee

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Lifting with the swole lady!

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>>144796068

>>144796527
Same here. It was hot then it suddenly poured.

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>>144796068
Only the comfiest will do.

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>>144796783
This one. I really like it.

>>144796525
I love you too

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>>144793652
>several Undertale acapellas
>still no album to buy/download

>all these sluts saying "I love you" to everyone
yeah right
you can't love strangers

>>144797281
A stranger becomes friendly real fast.

>>144797281
They know each other.

>>144797281
_________________________

why do all these storyshift songs hurt my ears so much

>>144797281
>strangers

>>144797281
but I only say it to one person

>>144797281
I love you

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>>144797116
>buying music
>being a literal nigger

>>144797410
>>144797515
>>144797520
talking about last thread too dummy
there were several posts like that
gosh get over yourselves

>>144797631
>posts in a jealous rage
>gets called out
>J-JUST KIDDING GUYS
post it in the other thread then

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>>144797626
You got me good there, anon.

>>144795908
I'm curious, is there any character in fiction that's so evil that Frisk would have to be forced to kill them?

>>144797703
post it up your ass, pretentious cockwipe

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>>144795047
this? :^)

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So anon, of the 7 types of SOULs, which one are you?

How do you think getting your SOUL absorbed feel like?

Who, if any, would you let absorb your SOUL, or vice versa?

>>144796675
Oh. I don't follow AUs (I think they're dumb most of the time) so I didn't really know. That's cool too.
>>144796749
>person
She's a monster. And damn right she's not a demon.
>>144796783
>>144796857
I'm sure it may have been forecast, but I don't check. I just look outside my window in the morning and guess. When it comes to rain, I let nature have its way with me, (unless it is raining before I leave, in which case I do grab an umbrella).
>>144797281
I know, but it's a certain kind of love when you appreciate other people who have similar tastes to yours and you spend time together, even if it's just through text.

>>144797281
But you guys are my closest friends
Or, at least, the closest I have to friends.

>>144797767
>gets mad
tippity top kek, kys

>>144797876
why are you trying to runback illiteracy
you can just stop

>>144797631
But what if they really love those people?

>>144797791
Most people don't follow AU's.
But I think Storyshift gets some interesting music, so I like that aspect of it.

>>144797941
i don't understand being this mad desu
i mean this is just an anon imageboard

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SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
SHE HAS TO PAY!!!

https://soundcloud.com/user-335491800/underlust-au-sans

ignore the name, this is totally sans' theme if he were obese

>>144797784
How about you fuck off.

>>144798023
>person makes point
>misinterpret it
>person points that out
>spam u mad endlessly
why are you doing this
honestly

>>144798038
delete this

>>144798061
>underlust
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>144797626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjdlpYd-z7o

>>144797784
sadness

depends on who does it

the goatboy i guess? i'd rather not have my soul absorbed at all

REMOVE GHOSTS

>>144798115
you didn't make a point though, you just ended up looking pretty pathetic

still do desu

>>144798115
please stop replying

>>144798283
yeah I suppose they just really want attention
nobody could denial this hard and actually mean it

I want an anon to love who'll love me back desu

>>144798192
TURN THEM INTO ROBOTS

>>144798342
good boy, i think you deserve a little treat

>>144797784
Integrity or maybe Kindness. Patience would also work.

Being absorbed likely varies by intent.
If you were to be absorbed by someone benevolent, it would feel strange, but they would try to be comforting. They would slowly build up trust and share their thoughts with you until you successfully integrated into a shared concious.
If it was malevolent, it would hurt. A lot. They would rip your memories and feelings from you until you were entirely subservient to you.

Yeah, Chara and/or Frisk.
>>144797791
Well I'm glad you are safe now anon. Try to keep more of an eye on it though, flash floods are dangerous.

>>144798061
the instruments sound like farts

>>144798397
This stops here, Eggman

>>144798415
what's bothering you anon?

>>144798387
Same.

Good thing I already have one.

>>144798463
sans is a big boned skeleton full of whoopie cushions and burgs

Fill in the blanks:

____ are the ____ of /utg/

>>144797951
Determination can be seen as a short burst of strong energy, perseverance is more a long and steady stream of it. In my headcanon anyways.
>>144798062
Wow rude.

>>144798641
Vorefags are the cancer of /utg/

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>>144798565
>he doesn't know

>>144798641
We are the Anons of /utg/

>>144798641
Charafags, cutest

>>144797626
Ratingfags are the assholes of /utg/

>>144798641
anons are the pride of /utg/

did I do good

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>>144796796
Being lazy with that plump mom

>>144798752
too esoteric and not fresh enough

>>144798641
Charafags, niggers

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>32

>>144798641
We, champions

>>144798982
>33 posters less than 100 posts in
what's the problem?

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>>144798982
>33

>>144796382
>>144796953
Oh come on, you. It wasn't THAT great.
>>144797784
Patience or Perseverance, most definitely, with maybe a bit of Kindness.
Probably nothing. Your body would have to be already dead.
Muffet, but only if it was utterly and absolutely necessary.
>>144798429
I'll try.
>implying it even is possible to get flash floods over here
>>144798641
Anons are the life of /utg/
>>144798982
>30 minutes into the thread
Nah, anon. We're doing fine.

>>144798387
I'll love you

>>144798982
the thread is like 30 minutes old, what do you want

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>>144798982
>34

>>144799154
just the classic /utg/ meme of WE'RE DYING!!!111

>>144798862
sorry you're new

>>144798851
i wanna play vidya with her and squeeze her

WE'RE DYING!!!111

UTG

IS

DEAAAAAAAAAADDDD

>>144799261
when did you get here?

>>144798531
I'll get all 7 Chao--- Souls one day

here comes a special fok

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Going to need source on
>>144778920

Hey, how's it goin'? Haven't been here in a while. Two questions before I peel out of here again.

1. Have all the contentfags fled?

2. Any news on an update or whatever from the Hack?

>>144798862
not really esoteric, you're just a newfag i guess

wouldn't be surprised if everyone else knew desu

>>144799114
I really liked it. I think you did a great job, definitely made my day better.

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>>144799273
Do it

>>144797784
Perseverance.
Like waking up and looking through someone else's eyes.
Depending on the relationship you have with that person is how much control you might have over the body.
Chara, if it would bring them back.

>>144799323
a few days after release

>>144799447
newfag

>>144798641
We, best
>>144799114
Good.
Hey, it is hill central in WV and plains central in Texas, /sp/ider and I both have been flooded. Just stay safe, please.
And don't sell yourself short, that tem is cute!

>>144799414
No
No

>>144799486
I meant to /utg/, not 4chan

>>144799136
Really?

>>144799414
we still have plenty of contentfags

new merch was recently put up

Toby was contacted by Nintendo and has been pretty quiet since then, so nothing new

>>144799369
https://twitter.com/N_boru/status/740238731492233216
source was on the image.

>>144799659
no shit

An anon you were talking to about friendly goats last night might be dead today and you'd never know because it's all anonymous
It could be me
Maybe it could be you

>>144799794
I hope it's me.

>>144799794
Buddy
I've been dead my entire life

>>144799794
Well good thing we all talk about spiders or humans here, because we are now immortal. Thanks anon!

>>144799794
Good thing I'm a floweyfag then

>>144799794
I wasn't talking to an anon about goats so that's impossible.

>>144797784
Anyone have the bigger diagram with all the soul types + extras?

>>144799880
No.
You don't understand.
I've been dead for 35 years.
Today's the day I live.

>>144799794
Great. Now Charafags and Floweyfags are immortal. Good work anon.

>>144799683
Yes!

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>>144800320

>>144799794
Does that mean all my skelefriends are happy, well-adjusted people?

>>144798387
>Love an anon but don't get loved back

How 2 get muscle?
I don't want to be a weird skelly man any more

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>>144800425
I wish. They are they are the only thing keeping me going.

>>144800425
Well yeah

I mean nobody would want to fuck a skeleton, right?

>>144800576
Awww, I'll love you anon.
>>144800598
You work out! Protein is essential to building muscle, so you gotta have a lot of it!

>>144800576
I know this feel

>>144800576
>Anon you love already has an anon

>>144800746
I'll love you too.

>>144800795
>have lots of love for anons but no anon to give it to

>>144800576
box boy is too young to understand what love is.

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>>144800613
O-oh. Hang in there, I hope you at least see some nice new artwork of skellies occasionally while you're here.

>>144800652
Certainly not! That would be insane.

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>Go to pixiv
>browsing Ninja slayer tag
>see this
Fuck you Undertale

>>144801057
Fuck you leather man

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>think about Chara being in a Flowey situation for some reason
>this is the first thing I do

send help, Territorial Oaks in Undertale would be the worst, and yet a great way to troll Genocide thanks to them exploding on death

>>144801057
That's a good fish

>>144800795
who?

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i need to sleep
post sleepy undertales

>>144801107
>Fuck you
Yes please

GAYS NOT WELCOME

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Wanna SAVE
Gonna SAVE

>>144801009
Somebody has to teach him.

>>144801359
literally every single thing about chara in this picture is not canon

>>144801273
You won't
Besides people never live near each other anyway

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>>144801050
I appreciate all the skeletons you post in the thread and im often looking through twitter myself. That's a cute picture.

Don't worry im not suicidal or depressed or anything, but they help me stay positive.

>>144799794
>Namefags can't die
I guess I'm just going to leave this on even when I'm not posting deliveries

/utg/ is dead

where do we bury it

>>144801410
chara literally has no canon
they're on the same level as gaster of non-character aside from "man FUCK humans"
but then again, all gaster has is "man i am one HELL of a scientist"

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>>144801057
This pic made me realize that Trigger could actually make an absolutely epic Undertale anime.
It also made me realize that it will never happen.

>>144802136
/utg/ will NEVER, EVER die

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>>144801347
good

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>>144802136
right here

>>144802240
stupid phone poster

>>144802232
well

let's bury it anyway

>>144802461
No! I won't let you!

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i did a thing

>>144802360
uh
how can you tell?

>>144802519
Nice!

>>144802483
I ALREADY DUG THE DAMN HOLE

GET IN

>>144802519
it's okay

>>144802519
the light on his face could be better (highlighting the nose and cheeks, maybe underside of his tuff of hair more) but it's ok.

Brief reminder that with the time loop broken, Flowey is free to become Asriel again, and possibly reunite with his family.

Just like the other amalgamates :)

>>144802519
my only problem is WHERE'S THE SNOOTLE

>>144803012
It's been booped off

>>144802519
That's pretty nice, is he in a big fluffy hoodie? Won't he get hot?

The placement of the eyes looks a little weird to me tho, just a bit too low. But if it's a stylistic choice that's fine.

I think I'm gonna go lay down

>>144803004
How would he do that? He could reunite with his family, but there's no known way to become Asriel again without a lot of sacrifice.

>>144803159
Are you okay?

>>144802519
That's a nice thing!

>>144803004
Well he still can't feel love/compassion/empathy, but lets face it those things are overrated anyways. Hundreds of people post on /v/ everyday without them.

Which anon would you teach about love and sex?

>>144803304
i don't know anything about those things. how could i teach someone else it?

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>>144801742
I still have no idea how to actually search for pictures on Twitter outside of jumping from one artist to another through their retweets and list of likes. Using the search function spits out tons of incomprehensible text posts and not much else.

Skellies keep me cheerful too.

Oh no, am I identifiable? I try not to be.

>>144803071
oh no

>>144803304
Myself

>>144803304
not (You)

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So /utg/, what are your favourite images?

>>144803304
SEX ISN'T REAL YOU IDIOTS

>>144802946
something like this? maybe dulled a little bit

http://i.imgur.com/b65cdqM.png

>>144803012
smol snoot

>>144803090
it's a style choice but i agree they might be a tad bit too low

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>>144803521

>>144803304
None, that is abhorrent in the eyes of Allah.

>>144803557
yes fuck that is a lot better. the one cheek is a bit strong but yeah you nailed it pretty much.

>>144803243
>Well he still can't feel love/compassion/empathy

So he claims, but he's been through the time loop -how- many times?

When everything is predictable, empathy becomes impossible. The end of the loop saves him.

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>>144803521
Hard to pick, I have alot. But here is a fav

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>the sans parody of stronger than you has four times the views of the original song

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>>144803521

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>>144803521
There's too many to pick a single favorite, but pic related is up there.

IT UPDATE

http://imgur.com/tOY3LhA

>>144803205
How does Snowy's mom recognise him?

>>144803576
RAMADAN MUBARAK FUCKERS

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>>144803565

>>144803576
Islam is a stupid religion and needs to die.

>>144803735
He couldn't feel emotion even in the period between him waking up and him discovering he has resets. There's clearly some sort of physical aspect here.

I mean, if you want to go with the idea of him overcoming it through either meme determination or embryonic soul or whatever then sure, but it sure as hell isn't really implied in the game.

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>>144803382
Yeah it's pretty much just going through the feed and finding whatever, then hopping between artist retweets/likes.
I'm guessing you go through imgur to find images? The file names always look like imgur ones.

>>144803849
The undertale version is the original now.

>>144803882
HOW DOES A SKELETON GET PLEASURE FROM GETTING HIS PELVIS FISTED
THE PELVIS ISN'T GENITALS
ALL THIS WOULD DO IS RATTLE HIS BONES

>>144803735
please play the game

>>144803882
if this is something horrible involving skeletons I'm going to put a hornets nest in your mailbox

>>144803886
That's not really what I was trying to say. What I meant was that if he was stuck as Flowey, he still wouldn't be able to feel love or empathy.
In his speech in the Genocide Route, he states that he spent ages with his family, but it didn't turn out well.

>>144803521
There's a lot of contenders, but I really like this one. Some of the other momfags would think this is a bit saucy, but.. I just think she looks beautiful here.

>>144803993
all (organized) religions are stupid and need to die

>>144804116
it's beautiful

>>144803849
the fact this massively triggers large groups of people is funny to me

>>144804002
>he couldn't feel emotion
nice meme

>>144804038
Are you implying that rattling a skeleton's bones isn't sexual?

>>144804002
>He couldn't feel emotion even in the period between him waking up and him discovering he has resets. There's clearly some sort of physical aspect here.

I'd love proof of this.

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>>144804038
>RATTLE HIS BONES
HE SAID THE MAGIC WORDS

LET'S

GET

BONETROUSLING

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>>144803806
>>144803985

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>>144804116
I'm going to start getting the reputation of the forgetful momfag if I keep this shit up.

>>144804204
fuck fine, you know what i mean

im too lazy to write out love/compassion/empathy all the time

>>144804226
he tells you so in his genocide monologue

>>144804226
His entire monologue in New Home Genocide is about it. Not only that but the Librarby tells you that monster love and compassion comes from their soul which he lost.

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>>144803521
There are many, here is one.

>>144804062
Please stop shitposting.

>>144804226
>Eventually, the king found me, crying in the garden.
>I explained what had happened to him.
>Then he held me, Chara.
>He held me with hears in his eyes, saying...
>"There, there. Everything is going to be alright."
>He was so... Emotional.
>But... For some reason...
>I didn't feel anything at all.

play the fucking game, though he meant love/compassion obviously

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>>144804237
SPIN THAT MF WHEEL

>>144804291
Well, you're right, it's a tad lewd...but I can't deny that she looks very pretty in it. Thanks, anon.

>>144804205
NO
SPIN THE WHEEL BUT DON'T RATTLE ME BONES

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Reposting a fic I finished a fic not too long ago

Old Stories: Gerson tells Frisk a bit about the Dreemurrs
http://pastebin.com/7sHxrQeC

Hope you guys enjoy!

>>144796047
Oh hey look, an idea I had for a fic!

>>144804353
>love/compassion
this tbqh

people always misinterpret it as literally every emotion but he just meant didn't feel any love

if he didn't feel anything he wouldn't be afraid of you at the end of geno, in fact he'd be much like an unfeeling robot of some sort.

>>144803882
What is it even of

>>144804195
Well, it is pretty dumb that the original, sung by a moderately famous R&B singer, got shown up by some unknown fuck pretending to be a fat skeleton.

>>144804539
That was nice, thanks doogs!
>Oh hey look, an idea I had for a fic!
Do it

>>144804307
>he tells you so in his genocide monologue

Well of course he'd fucking say that, he's about to help you "emotionlessly" wipe out the world.

But what's the last fucking thing he does?

>>144804671
You act as if I won't
Once I finish a few fics I'll get to it, I have other ideas to work on as well

>goats in heat
Can you imagine the nonstop, ear-piercing bleating as they grind their loins on whatever is nearby
the mental image is really funny to me

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>>144804030
Naw, I go through lots of sites, but I'm paranoid about losing my hoard of fanart and use an extension that quickly uploads the things I save to an imgur album for me. It's a weird process that probably doesn't make sense, but I've been doing it for a few years.

>>144804712
Dude, you're stretching it a lot. I can buy that Flowey's playing up his cold edgy appearance but you're essentially saying that both Flowey and the Librarby are lying to you for no reason.

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>>144804712
>The last thing he does
=)

>>144804772
gooooddd....GOOODDDDD LET THE LEWD FLOW THROUGH YOU

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>>144804816
Post more baby bones

>>144804815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbng6JcXMK4

>>144804815
>asriel letting out lewd bleats as he grinds his twitching cock against your pant leg

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>>144804237
>>144804363
Not today. Not ever again.

>>144804993
I have been, the last 3 or 4 fics I've done have been lewds
I'm trying to tone it down, since I have two more coming out in the foreseeable future

Which anon would be the cutest when in heat?

>>144805271
humans dont go through heat

>>144805262
At least you aren't mudering them. Lewd is fine, compared to that.

>>144805314
But what if they did?

>>144805271
Burgerpantsfags, they probably couldn't focus on anything but finding relief.

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>>144805031
I want to take babby Papyrus to Toys R Us.

Undertales you can impregnate:
Toriel
Alphys
Undyne
Papyrus
Doggaressa

>>144805407
then society as we know it would probably break down once a year for a period of time

it would actually really suck

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>>144804816
That sounds like a good idea actually, I wish I could've done that when i started saving fanart but I think i have too much to bother doing that now.

>>144805370
I'm gonna try to do two cute fics to one lewd to even it out. Probably gonna take requests for the cutes though

>>144805476
Do not cuck the Dogamy

>>144805271
>>144805407
Any of the anons that aren't openly lewd like the spideranons or the charaanon, because they would desperately try to control their urges instead of being lewd.

>>144805271
Papyrus posters go into heat all the time.

>>144805476
Impregnating all of them! All of them comparing their bellies and talking about how much they love you!

>>144805476
I don't really lewd any Undertales but I'd give Dogaressa a litter of puppies tbqh.

>tfw no daddy sans in heat while you are also in heat and you both getting ecto-pregnant

>>144805476
what about asriel? and aaron?

>>144805614
You say this, but pregnancy is a bitch. It'd be better to keep your distance.

>>144805476
Why is Papyrus on that list?

>>144805685
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT AARON MPREG EVER AGAIN

I want to mpreg an anon desu

Cute anon cocks in heat desperately grinding against your thigh

>>144805685
Asriel is the one with the potent sperm like his daddy

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>>144805031
Something seems a little off about this picture...

>>144805891
Pick me!

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>>144805813
why not? i thought it was topic-appropriate.

>>144805802
Papyrus will make a great mom!

So much for comfy hours, huh?
May as well try to liven the mood. Whatcha up to anon?

>>144805914
Cute anon cocks in heat splurting in your mouth!
Drinking all of their tasty cum!

>>144805975
>Whatcha up to anon?
I'm about to sudoku

Why is everyone acting all strange about being in heat?

Just turn your air conditioner on...?

>>144805975
Nothing much, either gonna play Darkest Dungeon, Subnautica, or Overwatch when I get out of bed

>>144805974
But he is a male skeleton monster. He wouldn't be able to get pregnant

>>144805975
Eh, It's better than some of the shitposting we get
I'm watching a man build a clock at 2am
Machining and stuff always seemed like it would be fun but I don't have the money to get into it..

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>>144805975
Oh, nothing much.
Just procrastinating on things.

>>144806062
Sudoku? Do you think that's harder than crosswords? Or word jumbles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt533B14ne8

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>>144806169
He is a seahorse though. Also we don't know how monsters work. He could very well be able to get pregnant!

>>144805975
I'm at work
Bored as hell

>>144806274
Damn Asriel's getting kinky.

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>>144805476
i'd make toriel a mother again tbqh

>>144806371
It's vore

>>144805992
>you will never be anons slutty pet
Feels bad desu

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>>144805975
taking a break right now
next either programming or more drawing

>>144806274
Okay be real, how many of you guys have sucked your own dick?

>>144806419
read the filename please

>>144806062
Don't cut yourself, it would be tragic if you accidentally commuted sepiku.
>>144806160
Sounds like fun. I've been playing Mount and Blade myself, because I'm a massive nerd.
>>144806198
True, but it's rather dull desu
Sounds cool. And sorry to hear anon, I've never tried it but I'm sure it's a blast.
>>144806223
Hey, sounds like me.
>>144806297
Sorry to hear. /utg/ ain't exactly lovely right now. Not like last night.

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>>144805975
doing nothing
should be doing a lot of things
i'm a mess
how are you doing, anon?

No no no, this is all wrong! Anons are for platonic loving! PLATONIC!

>>144806371
That'd be nice.

>>144806485
I was under the impression that every guy does it at some point
and I do it multiple times a week

>>144806505
Why do you think I posted? You can't stop the truth anon.

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>>144805975
Gonna make some mac and cheese, listening to some music and browsin through images. Also reading some fanfics. Gonna draw after that. I feel like I have lots of energy.

>>144806505
it's vore

>>144806484
Oops, sorry anon. Off by a second or two.
Well I wish you luck in whichever you do.
Watcha programming or drawing?
>>144806617
I know that feeling.
Relaxing after a day with the gf, trying to unwind, taking bout stuff.

>>144805975
Kinda late, but I'm busy trying to distract myself from my emotions by playing vidya and eating the most unhealthy things I can find.
Thought about doing blogposting stuff tonight.

>>144806635
Fuck me daddy.

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>>144805923
>>144806223
I have no idea why I find adoptive skeledad Grillby appealing since it has zero basis in canon at all, but something about it is cute.

>>144806635
platonic fucking

>>144806719
no worries man, and thanks.
i'm doing fundamentals for both of them, trying to learn python

>>144805095
>>144805271
>>144805415
>>144805552
>>144805673
>>144805914
Males don't have estrus cycles ya dinguses

>>144800795
This is the worst feel

>>144806485
It's really really really bad for your back. Like dangerously bad.
I used to go ALL THE WAY on it when I was a young gymnast though holy fuck it was godlike.

>>144806713
And again. Wow, two times in a row.
Good to hear one of us has energy.
Good luck with all of that. Whatcha gonna draw?
>>144806765
Don't be too unhealthy. There are better outlets for negative feelings.
I'll be around.

>>144806635
I want anons platonic dicks in my platonic ass platonically!

>>144806914
yeah well boss monsters dont exist in real life let me live out my fantasies

let asriel drink from my estrus flask

>>144805975
Listening to music and lurking, mostly. And suffering, of course. Why else would I be here.
Might get to playing either Overwatch or WH40K: DoW if nothing interesting happens here.

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>>144806846
Same. I don't get it either, but they look cute as a family, so I'm completely fine with it.

I guess someone had to replace Gaster's role after he was erased.

>>144806635
I show my love to anons through platonic vore
only if they want it though

>>144806485
I tried once a few years ago.

I'd rather suck other guy's dicks though.

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Taking Toriel to a Dwemer excavation site, exploring unexplored ruins together.

>>144807045
That was bad and you should feel bad for making me laugh.

>>144806685
I've never done it. Too weird for me.
>>144806963
It's sounding pretty appealing now though.
>>144807131
Or I can just have this anon suck me. Decisions, decisions.

>>144807157
Toriel contracting ash woe blight!

>>144796886
My god.

>>144806846
Papyrus is retarted because of fetal alcohol syndrome.

>>144806905
Sound fun. I never was a programmer, but I'm a decent artist.
>>144807051
Aren't we all? And choice games, friend.

>>144807295
>Or I can just have this anon suck me. Decisions, decisions.
I'm not that anon, but I'd like to offer too

>>144807295
>It's sounding pretty appealing now though.
It is not worth it in pretty much every aspect. Just find a cute guy and 69, it's so much better. I can vouch for both so just trust me.

>>144806991
Oh last time I answered one of these they also said 'glad one of us is doing okay.' Maybe that wasn't you though?

Gonna draw some cute skeletons.

>>144805975
Watching Osomatsu-san.

/utg/ was a mistake

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>>144806719
i wish i could spend time with my bf
but yeah, nice you have someone

>>144807457
Meet me out back in 20 minutes. Keep it on the low though, I'm not really gay.
>>144807497
Haha it's okay man I figured something out.

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>>144807658

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What is /utg/ listening to?
I'm listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtDY47-bMPo

>>144807585
Knowing how whiney I can be, it was probably me.
Sounds good. Be sure to post results, I'm eager now.
>>144807604
Nice choice. Never finished that one.
>>144807692
Do you have one or...?
It's nice, but it can be stressful. Having someone you care about is nice until they are in danger, then it's just heartache and tears.

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>>144807879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeNF12NbWXM

I haven't been able to stop since I found it here yesterday. Reeeaaal nooooow loooove~

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>>144807879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5olrCSMtGkY

It's amazing how some fans can make videos like these with only still manga panels, music and voice acting. I wonder if the Undertale fandom's made anything similar.

>>144807879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Azop8fALfY

>>144806998
female cats also reflexively ovulate (release an egg every time they have sex) so nine weeks later you would be shit out of luck with a family

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>>144807914
i do, but we are separated by an ocean
it's ok tho
and yeah, i get what you mean

>tfw no nicecream guy bf

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>>144807879
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5mSBjAcBQIg

I listened to this thousands of times, and I can't get tired of it.

It helps me to inspire for the nonexistant-collab.

>>144808538
i feel this feel every day