Skate or die edition.
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Flowey
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/QKYUQFbe
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Famgamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
Skeleton pussy
Xth forI love you
>tfw you will never play skating games with your goat of choice
sans
What can I drawto learn and practice and never, ever post here
xth for TorielDropping in to pull some burly tricks
GET IN THE ZONE, BONE ZONE!
>>144594265
Seconding this
What did frick do, I wanna get gud in 2 months or less
>>144594067
I guess I mean coleg but yeah. And technically, it's a responsibility I need to fulfill!
i love this dumb goat nerd so much
http://nsfwshamecave.tumblr.com/post/145490522821/oops-i-may-have-gone-a-little-over-board-x-i
AMERICA
This is now a cringe thread
post undertale cringe to laugh and talk about
/utg/, what do you like the most about Undertale apart from the music?
>>144594331
Ok <3
>>144594424
I want more Nazi Chara
F U C K T H E G O O P
>>144594456
You mean this whole Undertale thing wasn't just a concept album?
ded Feesh
>>144594456
The combat.
>>144594456
The characters of course
>>144594424
>Chara is literally a nazi
lol
>>144594425
k
>>144594532
Delete this
Think I'm finally gonna head to bed, goodnight /utg/, I love you!
this is the best papyrus I have ever seen
>>144594456
I like how checking things out can give you amusing flavor text.
>>144594173
DAMN
>>144594092
wouldn't flowey die without soil on his roots?
>>144594425
you got it friend
>>144594497
You might've seen this before
Hail Chara!
>>144594610
Good night!
>>144594425
Thanks to the anon from the previous thread for introducing me to this hell
>>144594610
>you'll be back when you get home from coleg
>>144594424
>>144594648
>tfw no one to play with your belly
>>144594619
Papyrus has been thickening up..
>>144594518
Gloop is not for sexual, anon!
>>144594456
The dates
life is great
>yfw undyne's army comes to the surface
Goat
Children
Gimme requests 'fore I go to sleep
>>144594648
Ecto bellies are so fucking dumb I swear to god
>>144594718
Wait tell you fine the one where Sans gets maggots growing in his head and Papyrus kills him to put him out of his misery
not even fucking kidding
>>144594731
yes anon that was me i went to bed mhm yep
>>144594731b-but I'm not in cool leg yet
>>144594797
draw Alphys bombing the white house
Spicy goats, bring out the milk!
>>144594643
Plants don't die immediately when you take them out of the ground you dingus
You can actually just cut a plant right at the stem, plant it, and the stem'll grow roots and the roots'll grow a stem, cloning the plant
>>144594797
I got a request draw me an explanation for this underfell and swap fandoms.
>>144594884
spicy mom
True evil exists in this world, anon. What are you going to do about it?
>>144594791
Yeah, it is.
>>144594745
But that is where you are wrong. Gloop is for sexual!
>>144594648
>that tit suckling
s-shit my kink
>>144594796
goatadults
>>144594884
https://twitter.com/drawg_t did this and a spicy dad recently
>>144594941
You mean muslims?
>>144594797
Papyrus with a flying spaghetti monster stand
>>144594845
Enjoy it for as long as you can, kiddo!
>>144594807
That's horrific...Couldn't he just was the maggots out? He is a skeleton, and why would there be maggots in him, again he is a skeleton with norotting flesh on him, so the maggots would have nothing to eat.
>>144594938
Oh hey geek.
>>144595026
Holy fuck!
>>144594891
he's a plant MONSTER
ehh I'm just basing the assumption from the many comics flowey gets uprooted and dies
>>144594986
>No snootle.
Nah.
>>144594838
I would hope it was otherwise I'd have to call you lazy.
>>144594845
then how will you get the temmi armour to sell to some little girl?
>>144595026
I've never looked at Underfell but it looks more like UnderEdge if you feel what I mean
>>144595127
I know its nice right? Also an Angel Asriel
I spent a lot of time here tonight, a little too much. So, I'm going to go do some other stuff before it gets too late. It's been good, so brothers, dadfags, robotfags, skelefags, lizardfags. and the rest of you, still chill.And don't let some jerk ruin it for you. We like each other, remember that.
>>144595119
magic maggots feasting on his magic maybe?
I dunno, one of the skeletons has a tie dye ecto ass, nothing makes sense
>>144595134
But he's not a monster, he's just a plant with the essence of a monster hopped up on DT
I'd guess the "monster" part is maintained solely by DT, so everything else is just maintained via normal plant stuff
>>144595205
i hate all of you
>>144595230
That is really weird.
>>144594643
Oh hey, you're back! Have you drawn any new lewds?
>>144595205
I love you
>>144595267
i love you too anon
>>144595201
Fucking awesome. I don't know how you guys can do it. Sitting and looking through underfell tag is such a cringefest but you guys always manage to find the gems and haul them back to us.
Okay guys
What should I draw
>>144595026
Batshit is pretty cool, but I love it when UT Toriel has this seethe look. A look that conveys constant scheming
>>144595381
fuck off
>>144595205
I should do the same to be honest
But I'll just do what I need to do and then go back over /utg/ in bed
It's a vicious cycle
Good night!
>>144594883
>>144594941
>SHE HAS TO PAY
>>144595402
Actually I was already following that guy for his normal Torgore lewds + hes friends with one of the big jap dadfags so they retweet their stuff all the time
>>144595447
Chara fighting Numidium
>>144595447
papyrus angrily force feeding an anon peaches
Skelly porn don't look please
>>144595548
TOO LATE I LOOKED AND GOT A BONER
>>144594941
Wosh for the emprah
>>144595591
THE SKELETON BONER CONNECTS TO THE
>>144595521
Oh snap, link to the lewds.
>>144594891
Also, I just skimmed over Wikipedia again, apparently if you take a piece of a plant and tape it onto the appropriate place on another plant of the same species, they'll actually just fuse together and work completely fine
Would've thought that they'd reject plant bits that are too different than their own or not attached 100% properly like with human bits, but apparently not, you can just jam it on there and it'll fix itself up
>>144594891
>you will never clone flowey
>you will never have an entire field of cute floweys to hug
>>144594936
I can't draw lust and stupidity
>>144595115
It would function like The Langoliers and tentacles
ded Fat Skele
>>144595893
But which one'd be able to reset?
Would any of them be able to reset?
>>144595919
That's a direct summary that'll do me cheers.
>>144595946
All of them. The resets would queue up each reset, and it would lead to some serious paradoxical shenanigans.
>>144595739
SKELETON HAND
THE SKELETON HAND CONNECTS TO THE
>>144594532
>>144595936
*teleports behind you*
DIE DIE DIE!!!
*twirls around in a circle firing my shotguns*
heh, THAT was a tactical mistake.
Post cute skeletons
>>144596037
THE SKELETON HAND'S GONNA HAVE TO CONNECT TO A BITCH IF YOU DON'T STOP LEWDING THE BONES
>>144596046
helden sterben nicht
>>144573231
This took a while but I owed y'all some Bratty so I decided to make it specialthis is as flat as you're ever gonna get from me, enjoy it
>>144595764
Heres onehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChBPiQzVEAAUYV0.jpg:large
he does a lot of edge asriel as well and a bunch of SFW cute art but heads up that hes a major furry, I mean like fur suits and everything.
Night /utg/
Scaliefic probably tomorrow I dunno
>>144596037
YOU'VE BEEN CONNECTING BONES INCORRECTLY ALL DAY
WHAT SORT OF DEFORMED FREAKS ARE YOU
>>144596142
A BITCH IF YOU DON'T STOP LEWDING THE BONES CONNECTS TO THE PENIS BONE
THE PENIS BONE CONNECTS TO THE
>>144596165
holy shit
this is fantastic
>>144596046
*walks up cooly up to you*
thos are some fast hands u got kid, betcha mine are faster...
*cocks revolver*
...DRAW!!
*flashbangs yuo, fan of the hammers you rolls and fan of the hammers u again*
guess i was right, heh...
Time to go super zzzzz mode
>>144595772
>>144595893
You will never cut apart a cloned flowey then tape his dismembered parts onto another one to fuse together and create an amalgamate flowey
>>144596165
this is why you should do more of this body type, it looks so much better imo
>>144596165
I love this gator
>>144596285
*lumbers up to you*
you better move fast, kid
*throws hook*
...C'MERE!
*melee then meatshots you*
ehehehehehEHEHEHEHEHE
>>144596223
TRUST ME IM A SKELETON DOCTOR I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
>>144596165
Wow ang this is grand, bratty needs more love in generalfrom my dick!
>>144596285
BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP
*transforms into turret mode*
*guns you down from 300 ft away*
BRRP WRRRR
>>144596165
Her snoot looks a little short. That also doesn't look all that flat, but I suppose it's sort of flat.
Still looks nice overall.
>>144596234
We've already established this anon.
>>144595739
>>144596037
>>144596165
Bratty is a national treasure
>>144596434bastion is a super cutie and super fun so I play him anyway
When did angstrom get gud?
>>144596314
sleepy dream time
>>144596434
"Heroes never die!"
*revives McCree*
>>144596519
he's always been good
>>144596376
Well, if you do that you still only have just one plant
He'd just end up with one consciousness and a bunch of faces he can use, albeit with 5+ different sets of memories of the time he spent while you were cloning him
IT UPDATE
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6872707/chapters/16151377
>>144596570
heh, i seeee youuuuu
*shoots you from behind wall with 20 tick*
boom, headshot, eheheheeh
>>144596519
Never.
Unfortunately that's not Angstrom. He was sucked into another dimension, another time and space. A parallel universe that's falling on its face.
But the FakeAngstrom is doing pretty well, yeah.
>>144596681
I agree
So do you guys actually have overwatch
Should I get it
Would we have enough people to play /utg/ only games?
>>144596545
Brothers, I love you. It is time again to drift into those fantasies as go to sleep, happy.
>>144596732
>Implying anyone would post their bnet tag here
>>144596681
thanks guys :`D
>>144596681
Old Angstrom is dead to me. Much like utg is to Dworven.
>>144596732
It's pretty good, I've had a ton of fun with it and the characters are likable
The drops are pretty good, I haven't spent a cent on crates but still have 3 top tier skins
>>144596545
>>144596738
I hope you all have fulfilling respites
>>144596519
Angstrom was always gud, but thicc is not for me.
>>144595936
flames heatsman?
>>144595250
yea he is. he can summon magic bullet seeds and turn into a tv plant hybrid once he gets human souls.
maybe he 70% monster 30% plant
>>144595305
none. I'm job hunting. I have made many sketches sfw/nsfw but don't have the drive to finish them. I'm too pressured to get a job to even concentrate. but it's a good thing I can sneak in a sketch or two every now and then. I think I'll just post them as they finish when I'm stable
>>144594956
yay
>>144596987
No. It's some youtuber who apparently hates all things in life.
>>144597046
I want a cute bf who'll fall asleep on me
>>144597046
yay
>>144596962i hope i do too
>>144596872
That's one smug goat.
>>144597085
no, I'm pretty sure it's human flames heatsman
>>144597019
>turn into a tv plant hybrid once he gets human souls
Yeah, only once he has human souls and ergo enough magic to do all kinds of fuckery
You've got me on the friendliness pellets, though
Monsters do innately know how to use magic, but without a soul I don't know where he'd get his magic from
>>144596872
I'm the one who said that, not him :>
>>144596985
I'll try to do some slightly-more-FIT ladies every once in a while
>>144597085
i wish i wouldve thought of doing that, i hate everything too
cute
goat
brother
>>144597103
I'll fall asleep on you
>>144597103
you'll find someone anon
if i somehow did it, you can do it too
>>144597121
double yay
>>144597103
same but i'd rather a grill
>>144597318
You need to clean your ears. I asked for a cute boat brother. What would I possibly want a goat brother for?
>>144595530
I don't think that's a fight Chara could win.
>>144597367
its the best feeling.i miss it tbqhwyf
>>144597189
If only it were anon. It would be a better picture.
>>144597294
Ironically, I think that is what they call themselves, I hate everything.
>>144597131
Believe it!
Bend your mind into willing to have a good rest!
>>144597432
But she would try
>>144597365
Triple yay
Also good for you anon! I hope you two are really happy!
>>144597441Me too
>>144597503
I don't think you understand just how much stronger the Numidium is compared to the demon child.
>>144597516
yay into infinity
yeah, we are incredibly happy
thanks, anon!
>>144597654
Oh I know, but she wouldn't care. She'd get NO'd out of existence, but she'd still try.
>>144594340
have powerful autism
seriously i've been drawing pictures of a fuckin furry from a 4 hour video game for 4 months straight when does the ride end
>>144597683
yay into infinity part two: electric boogaloo
Treasure every moment!
How long have you too been together?
>tfw still no nice cream guy bf
>>144597792
You can stop when you're actually good
So you've still got a long way to go
>>144594265
Except by posting your drawings here, and taking requests from various people, you might actually improve faster. It forces you to draw things you otherwise might not have. Keeps your drawings from being stale.
>>144597909
shit
>>144597852
How could I forget the Charisk whoops
>>144597852
around two weeks
it's not much, but considering how happy, i am pretty grateful by everything already
>>144597903
you'll find someone, anon
ded Cool Skel
>>144598026
Oh my goodness that's so adorable
I wish you two many, many more weeks of being together. Going from being lonely for a bit to having a relationship is da besss
>>144598150
Why is Papyrus choking himself?
Why is he vomiting french fries?
Why does that guy have a ruby as a nose?
Why is a grown human taking a selfie with Papyrus?
I have many questions.
Goatmother wants to to be the best person you can be!
/utg/ what are your goals to improve yourself or your life this week?
>>144597903
>tfw STILL no burgerpants bf
>>144598358
try not to kill myself out of loneliness I guess
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09pzWJ9Jdyb
>>144598358
workout, finish up my tests,be happier
>>144598358
doodle more
spend less time here
get to the gym now that I'm finally less sick
>>144598358
None as usual. Nothing I do will be remembered in 100 years anyways, so there's no point in pushing myself.
>>144598358
Well, I've been putting more effort into learning to draw, and after only one week I feel like it's starting to show
I mean, I'm still shit, but I'm less shit now. Which feels great
>>144598316
It's a youtuber who takes pleasure in hating everything and the suffering of others, and the suffering of others. Papy hates greasy food, so being choked to death with fries is a horrid way to go.
>>144598406i love you
>>144598358
Fill my ass with adderall and study like a fuck
>>144598358
been trying to get my routine back in order, do more productive things with my time, try to put myself back together and shit like that.i'm not doing it for goatmom though
>>144598358
do my university reports and presentations
not be a piece of shit the entire week
talk to people and be a normal person instead of a hikikomori
>>144598157
thanks! i'll make sure to remember that, anon!
and yes, the feeling is great
>>144598406
you'll find someone too, anon
>>144598653
Can a skeleton choke to death if it has no throat?
>>144594619
If you look closely, you can't tell there is no god.
>>144598608
Hey me too! Hoorey for progress. What process are you going through for learning or are you just scribbling away?
>>144598731
Well, no. So I guess gagging on greasy food while taking a picture for his later pleasure then? It's just messed up.
seriously though how do i stop drawing asriel
>>144598358
Get my school work done
Stop worrying about stuff all the damn time
Try to sleep at reasonable times (probably not loI)
Talk to more anons on utg
>>144598442
Lewd.
>>144598904
draw sans instead you hack
>>144598904
Draw and post Asrielle. You'll get enough vitriol sent your way that you'll never want anything to do with any version of the character again.
>>144598904
Draw scenery instead?
>>144598150
Are you drawing these? Why are they so edgy?
>mfw Japanese Mettaton scat art
>>144599221
...what?
yo someone give me a reason to kill myself so I do that
>>144599351youre cute
>>144599290
They said that was their face when they saw Japanese Mettaton scat art.
>>144596664
what is this
>>144598802
Mostly just the exercises from drawabox atm, but I also try drawing characters/real life things I like using references a few times a day as well
Yesterday I did asriel, rotom and a crow
The crow turned out okay
>>144599397
reminding me of the fact that nobody will ever think that, thatll do
see you on the other side lads
>>144599351Really please don't. Living is so totally worth it and things will get better for you.
>>144599221
http://smsdk.tumblr.com/post/143435669799
This?
>>144598656
!I love you too, cutie
>>144599508
Happy Deathiversary!
>>144599351
Yo can you ship me your computer befor you kill yourself? I could really use a new one
>>144599568
there's nothing left here for me man
all that's left to do is let go
>>144599636
mine's a piece of shit mate, sorry
>>144599572
welp
that's enough /utg/ for tonight
>>144599589
Ok now swap emails
talk for like a month
meet up, hook up, be happy
>>144599508
fuck, i tried
>>144599636
But Anon that's a ghost's computer by the time you've received it. Talk about spooky.
>>144599687
that's my plan with my bf tbqh
>>144599572
>tfw
>>144599683
worst part?this artist is doing a doushinji on the subject matter
>>144599460
I might check out drawabox, I've seen it mentioned a few times now. So far I've been stuck in to loomis books and the face building is interesting but this figure drawing stuff is tricky and not entirely what I'm after. Keep at it friend
>>144599572
http://i.imgur.com/bgZ5i4n.png
Fucking Mettaton made of vaginas what in the blue blazes
>>144599882
not the guy you were talking to but it's kind of agreed on that loomis is better once you're a little deeper in.
try keys to drawing if you're serious about drawing, and i assume you are if you're using drawabox and loomis
>>144599805
Ooooo that's fantastic. It's gonna feel so nice when you finally hug.
Alright guys, I should get off
Talk to you guys later, goodnight /utg/
>>144599019
but i've already done that
>>144599995
I don't get what the problem is. Mettaton just got a fleshlight installed. What, you got a problem with that?
>>144598358
I try and better myself everyday at the gym. I lift only for her
>>144600071
Night doogle, good luck on any tests you have left
>>144600159
Kneeginas
Eyeginas
Palmginas
Mouthgina
Tonguegina
Knuckleginas
What isn't wrong about it.
>>144600215
I have all of them over the next week lol
>>144600010
Oh yeah? I'm really NOT serious about drawing. I just want to do scribbles and doodles and nothing much more involved than the quick-turnover drawfag requests to see in threads like these. I got told a few times Loomis is the place to start.
IT
UPDATE
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6524314/chapters/16150069
>>144600020
yes, it will
i'm looking forward to it
>>144600248
Well good luck with those then
>>144600245
Looks like someone's jealous that they can't have fleshlights installed all over their body. No need to be this salty about it!
>>144600345
Thanks man
I'm only worried about one or two
>>144600429
Maybe after your finals you can put a fic out you hack
>>144600429
you'll do great on all of them, doogle
>>144600071
Good night.
>>144600516
I planned to have a fic out, since I finished one, but Motif was busy and DFTale doesn't want to edit anymore
I have really bad anxiety about my fics being shit so I need someone to look them over before I post them
>>144598358
No, she dont. Paps wants you to be the best person. She just wants to protect you no matter what.
>>144594424
OH MY GOD FINALLY
YES
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
>>144600637
Well there's good reason for the anxiety
>>144600252
i've seen that a lot as well. loomis is kind of a meme but his knowledge is legit. it's just a lot to process especially if you're new to the more technical side of art.
but you kind of need those technical skills to do even simple doodles though. i don't really know what to tell you beyond that. i guess draw what you see, not what you think you see, study your favorite artists and subjects, and keep practicing.
sorry about this long ass answer haha
>>144594456
The memes
>>144600789
>being this bitter
anon relax i'm sure if you ask nicely someone will do your Chara x Sans porn
>>144600849
THE MEEEEEEMMMESS JACK!
>>144599882
Yeah, well I tried it out because It was recommended to me here and it seems to be helping
Originally I was just going to try drawing random things until I got gud
I've always been the "learn by doing" type
>>144594795
>"it ain't me" starts playing
>>144594796
oh my god that's so precious
>>144600789
Ok, you have a goodnight man
Which anon would be the cutest too sexually bully?
>>144601036
CrateAnon or any of the Burgerpantsfags
>>144601036i volunteer
Post jap artCan someone please translate this?
>>144601036
None.
>>144598656
>>144599687
I'm willing to give it a go!
Just made this email,
I'm surprised someone else hadn't taken it already[email protected]
>>144601138
>>144601138
I can't trust Japan anymore, not after >144599572
>>144601126what would sexually bullying CrateAnon be like?
>>144594532
is that IHE?
>>144601138
>>144601245
>incorrectly quoting a post
>not realizing western artists do the same shit
damn
>>144601231
you could've used a disposable e-mail
i'm already hooked up with an anon, but i wish you good luck on that, anon
>>144601138
wat
>>144601231
wait no i saw him first
>>144600265
>“You wouldn’t have happen to see another skeleton come by here, would you? He’s taller than me, has an orange scarf; you can’t miss him.”
>has an orange scarf
>an orange scarf
>orange scarf
>orange
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU
>>144601245
Scat is probably the one fetish Sans hasn't been subjected to, but it hits everyone else around him. Even Pap.
>>144601462
What, nobody here has done ectopoop yet?
>>144601462
>scat is probably the one fetish Sans hasn't been subjected to
HAHAHAHA wrong
>>144601231oh geez i dont know if i could do something like this
>>144601594
Yokoshimako has done Papyrus scat but it was actually pretty tame and more funny than gross.
>>144601693
you can, anon
go on
you can do it
>>144601462
>when Sans is subjected to scat fetish, it hits everyone else around him. Even Pap.
fixed that for you
>>144601450
BTFO
>>144601462
isn't there an audio lewd of sans shitting himself
I'm sure there's artwork somewhere
>>144601725i usually like girls so it probably wouldnt work and internet relationships scare me
>>144601827
Listened to it, it was obviously a joke one and the guy took it down after a while.
>>144601860
Just imagine this is on the other side of the email.
>>144601979
Is it bad that I enjoy this pic more for the little Frisk at the bottom than Mettaton?
>>144601979
that makes me wanna do it less
This man has a great point
>>144602086
Not at all, Frisk is a miracle of the universe.
>>144602159
>FemMarty
>>144601860
i get your point, anon
it's fine
>>144601693
Oh
That's fine. I don't want to do it if it'll make you uncomfortable
Besides, I'll always be on /utg/ anyway
>>144602159
am I having a stroke or does this make zero sense
best crossover
Wow, the threads moved fast today.
How is everyone doing? How was your day? Are you looking forward to anything this week? What was the last nice thing that happened for you? Let's settle in for comfy hours.
>>144600798
No man, loving the long answers, one word responses and meme posts suck ass. It was a tricky thing to get started but that was the answer I came to as well, all his 'building from shapes' stuff is the best place to start actually improving and drawing. I will get there one day, thanks for the advice.
>>144602375
I feel sick
>>144602403
everything is awful please save me
>>144602375Mangle a cute.That Frisk is shit though.
>>144602335
i feel so bad
>>144602352
im sorry, i didnt mean to lead you on or anything
>>144602403
everything is great
life is great
i love my life today, i'm so happy
how are you doing today, anon?
>>144602375
I'm not even sure how a sensible story could come out of this
>>144602512
oh, i mean
it could be great, and that anon could be the person you want to spend the rest of your life with
or not
you shouldn't feel bad about it tho, it's ok desu
>>144602690
now i feel worse and anxious, im going to bed.
>>144602807
sorry
good night, anon
have a nice rest
>>144602540
Hey, did you get to talk to your boy about what you wanted to talk to him about last night (assuming I have the right anon)? I sure hope things turned out alright for you both!
I'm pretty okay, thank you for asking. Always happy to be back with /utg/.
>>144602480
We're here to do what we can.
>>144602403
I'm doing terrible so far. It's about 1:30am on a hot night and I can't turn on my AC to help me go to sleep.
>>144602690
i get it okay you're happy and have things and we don't
i'm happy for you and all but it's not fair
i didn't do anything wrong
right
>>144602453
you're on the right track, and i'm glad you got something out of my post. good luck family
>>144602871
Fresh Nicepants for the good man.
>>144602916
Aw, hell, why can't you turn on the AC? Is it broken, or is it too late to access the unit or something? Get yourself a cold drink if you can.
>>144602871
nothing can be done
sorry
>>144602370
It's a lot of rambling. It boils down to the fact they thought Undertale had no 'bizarre artworks', such as scat. After they found it does have said types of artwork it somehow planted the idea of an Undertale universe set in the style of Rugrats, with all of the characters being babies except for Asgore and Toriel.
are you guys doing some really meta ERP as Napstablook or...?
>>144603031
I'm so sorry. Can we at least post your favorite?
>>144603161
Who are you talking about?
Love this gote
>>144603302
You.
>>144602927
that's not what i said
the thing is that most people never get to have nice things because they don't even take chances that life gives them
i'm happy with my life, and it's fair
i mean, i'm not saying people should sell their houses and go on a trip around the world to meet every kind of person they can in order to find someone
i'm just saying that maybe trying to meet someone that has the same interest that you do it's a nice way of finding people who can be special to you in some way
or not, i don't know
>>144602871
yes, i'm the right anon
we did talk and everything is alright, that's why i'm happy now
>>144603182
i don't even have images of asriel here
sorry senpai
post your least favorite character
>>144603363
Then no, I don't ERP.
>>144603380
frisk is indeed awful
>>144603380
That's extremely mean,Frisk__is best character and you know it
>>144603380
>just got outta bed after waking up with the fading memory of a very pornographic undertale dream
>decided to follow my hunch and search
>found ten pieces of goredyne lewds
BRB, fapping.
>>144603302
there's always people in these threads going 'oh...i want an anon boyfriend' and 'i'm sad' and 'i'm awful...sorry' or whatever, if it's not super dedicated Napstablook roleplaying I don't know what it is
>>144603015
My main unit broke down years ago and all attempts to repair it have failed, so I use window ACs instead. Right now I have family over and the most the circuits can take without shutting down is having two ACs on at the same time. Can't turn on mine, otherwise everything in the bedrooms gets shutdown.
>>144603571
>found ten pieces of goredyne lewds
Thats a thing?imgur it
>>144603374
Fantastic! Very happy to hear that. I hope it doesn't come off as creepy that I remember the stories you've shared with /utg/ about your situation and relationship, and that I check up with you about how you're doing. I just like to make sure everyone's doing okay.
>>144603619
Hot damn, I'm sorry about that. That really sucks. Can you pop the window or will that do all of nothing to cool the room down?
>>144603617
napstablook is the last person i'd expect to whine about getting an boyfriend, anon or otherwise.
>>144603617
They're people who want human attention, but apparently have no other outlet.
>>144603617
Oh lel, they're just awkward kids trying to find love man, let em be.
>>144594265
flowey and gotes are good choicesbut anon, we love all new content even if you think it sucks.
t. new drawfag
>>144603752
that's kinda pitiful.
At bare minimum, other generals have Skype chats n shit.
>>144603380
SKELETONMAAAAAN
>>144603845
doesn't /utg/ have a discord, irc and something more that i can't remember right now?
>>144603704
nice to know, anon, thank!
i hope you're doing ok, too
>>144603879
SKELETON MAAAAAAN
>>144603845
Nah. They'll either get over it, or blossom into people like me who know they'll be alone until they die. It's a comfy life being alone.
>>144603938
MADE UP OF BONE
Anyone have any art of Chara self harming? I can't seem to find any of the ones I thought I saved. They're weirdly common as I remember. It's bugging me I can't find any in my folders.
>>144603782
>>144603752
Well, if they're gonna do that here, I'm gonna imagine them as Napstablook, cuz otherwise I'll just get sad.
>>144603704
It'd be too much of a hassle to remove the AC from my window, and even then there's hardly any wind blowing outside right now. If anything it'd make it easier for the bugs to get in.
>>144603969I ship so many anons and I'll be so let down if they don't get together desu.
>>144603701https://imgur.com/a/Zm8A2
>>144603969
Lucky. I'm last in line, so I have the obligation to either reproduce or see my family bloodline die out entirely.
I blame my family for having so many fucking queers.
REAL HOMOSEXUAL HOURS
Whose still up? Charafag reporting in
>>144603992
SHAPED LIKE A MAN
>>144604119
>Goredyne
It's like incest, only not fun.
>>144603932
Of course, I'm happy to know you're doing well. You meeting with your boy sounds like a fairytale, really. I hope it keeps being as magical for you both.
I'm overall doing alright, I'm one of those anons who's got a fuckton ofmental illnessesso I'm doing as alright as anyone can be, I think. It's all good. /utg/ helps.
>>144604171
That's disgusting.
What LGBTQRSTUVWXYZFJNFTUBS+ symbol/flag is Frisk wearing even?
>>144604125
>Lucky. I'm last in line, so I have the obligation to either reproduce or see my family bloodline die out entirely.
Okay, and? I'm in the same situation. Guess what? It's not like your family name is particularly unique. So what if your specific bloodline goes away? You didn't ask to be born. You shouldn't have to reproduce to fulfill some genetic obligation that your family thrust upon you.
Have kids if you want to have kids. Don't have them because you feel that you need to.
real heterosexual hours, who up? just me? alright
Good morning, /utg/!
Repostan some requests from yesterday! Hopefully this week will prove more productive than the last and I'll be able to get something more substantial done.
http://pastebin.com/qq1dnbmr [Chara bullying Frisk]
http://pastebin.com/QENuSq0W [Breakfast with gote]
http://pastebin.com/KdvwLkHz [Milka Masterlist]
I hope everyone's doing well! Work promises to be slightly less awful than usual, so feel free to drop a request and I'll try to make something out of it!
Have a good one, /utg/!
>>144604184
>implying
>>144604263
>>144604119
>>144604263
Hey no, I'm here too.
>>144604125
Unless you're a noble of some sorts or a bearer of very unique genes, you have no obligation to reproduce.
>>144604119
Ehh I can't really into the pairing but some of those were decent
>>144604171
...I suppose I fall into this group
>>144604263
what does sex have to do with undertale though
>>144604263
I'd prefer to be gay, life would be easier. I mean it probably wouldn't be, but I can imagine it would be. Unfortunately I'm not even really bi, men don't attract me in the slightest.
>>144604283
Good morning. I hope you have a good day.
>>144603380
I don't have any strict alphys ones.
>>144604171
Jesus christ, I'm familiar with most and I still can't figure all of those flags out.
Real homo hours I guess.
I still don't know which kind of character I dig the most, so I'll just go with Burgerpantsfriend for now. I tend to post whatever the thread asks for, though, I don't assert any one character if the topic isn't about them.
>>144604208
i see
i'm happy to see you're good, but i hope you'll get better eventually
i'm rooting for you, anon
>>144604171
i'm not sure if i'm happy i don't know any of those flags or whatever these things are
>>144604263
can't, sorry man
>>144604259
That's a somewhat nihilistic attitude towards it, but suit yourself dude.
Plus I'm a pretty hardline conservative Catholic, so letting my family die out by my own personal choice would also be kinda an insult to myself.also my name is pretty unique, as in nobody else globally (except my father, grandfather, and great grandfather) share my exact name tier
>>144604176
HE HAS CALCIUM STRENGTH
I'M BACK
>>144604171
straight cis-male floweyfag
>>144604392
Being gay sucks, man. You only end up liking straight people for whatever fuckawful reason. Actually finding a gay person, and actually liking them, and them actually liking YOU seems like an impossible thing I just have to get used to.
>>144604171
Why would you save this?
>>144604119>that name
I fucking knew it
>>144603380
feeling abnormally existential tonight
post sad pics
>>144604501
>That spoiler
I highly doubt that. It sounds like you just want to have kids. Nothing wrong with that, of course. What I was saying, boiled down, was just that you shouldn't have kids unless you want to.
If you feel like you're forced to have children you might harbor some resentment toward them later for it. Children shouldn't be born for reasons like that. World would probably be a little less fucked up if people had kids out of love rather than obligation.
>>144604573
AT HIS COMMAND
SKELETON MAN
>>144604604
what do you want
>>144604096So which anons do you ship?
>>144604740
SKELETON MAAAAN
>>144604658
I don't have that much sad dad left, sorry.
>tfw my throat is starting to hurt which means i'm probably getting sick again
Fuck
>>144604658
>>144604630
that's true, tho
being gay hurts most of the time because you always find a way to fall in love with a heterossexual
the worst part is most of the gay people around you suck and are really fucking boring
>>144604768
ALL YOUR GOTE PICS
>>144604809
That's pretty cold of Sans. Dude just doesn't care that she's dead.
>>144604909
>the worst part is most of the gay people around you suck and are really fucking boring
I thought the worst part was that they're only in it for sex and not a long lasting relationship.
>>144602375
>Foxy as Papyrus
GOOD.
>>144604909
>the worst part is most people around you suck and are really fucking boring
FTFY
>>144604972
I thought those were bisluts.
>>144604959
thats not really how i see it
guys I want to get a few houseplants for my desk
what do you suggest?
>>144604972
i never got to that part
why never wanted to try a relationship with someone who i'll hate most of the time, so yeah
>>144605040
i guess that works too
>>144604723I don't actually like most irl kids, but I feel as though that might be different if they're my own, I dunno.
But yeah, if you looked up my full name you'd get me as the first and only result. Not sure how rare that ACTUALLY is, but it does make me feel like le speshul snowflake.
And no, there's no forcing, if anything my parents are liberal ex-hippies who'd rather me change careers to something more suiting to them.
>>144605089
Cactus.
>>144604809
I like this a lot but I'm not sure if Sans would outlive Frisk.
>>144604778I can't say, at least one of them is on right now.
>>144605040
I'm fairly sure it applies to gays too, from my experience.
>>144605089
Cacti.
>>144605105
It's why I gave up even trying dating sites. I guess I'll just remain alone.
>>144604171
>>144604254
>>144604493
I googled these because it was annoying me not to identify them.
>Mettaton: genderfluid
>Sans: asexual
>Napstablook: neutrois (nonbinary gender)
>Papyrus: pansexual
>Chara: intersex
>Asgore, Toriel, Asriel: straight allies
>Frisk: androphile (attracted to men)
>Undyne: gay/homosexual
>Alphys: bisexual
There. I wasted my time looking it up so now you have to look at it.
>>144604809
I wonder if it's possible to fight off the old age and slow health deterioration with determination in Undertale universe.
>>144604658
Warning: contains a depressing depiction of characters committing suicide.
>>144605150
why wouldnt he?if you say 1hp im gonna flip
>>144605245
>goats are only straights
>gay frisk
i can handle everything else, but this crosses the line.
>>144605245
>Asriel not gay
>Asgore not bi
DELETE THESE LIES
Will Toby ever save us from this hell by getting off his lazy ass and doing something?
>>144605105
i never wanted
fuck, i messed it up hard this time
>>144605183
i see
i got pretty lucky to find someone, desu
the hard thing is that we are literally separated by an entire fucking ocean
>>144605245
thanks, anon!
>>144605346
>gay frisk
>crosses the line
Fag.
>>144605260
I got better.
(Worse?)
>>144605245
>sans: asexual
its gold
>>144605250
probably not, unless you reset to when you were younger but thats risky
>>144605287
He's not like the goats, the 'does not age without a child' thing doesn't apply to him. Does the game mention how normal monsters age? I can't remember if it's explicitly said anywhere.
I'm just working under the assumption that monsters have a similar lifespan to humans and that Sans is a great deal older than Frisk when they meet.
>>144605407
Toby abandoned us a long time ago. this fandom's slowly morphed into a toxic cesspool of garbage
>>144605504
Putting aside the issue of having enough determination to resurrect in the first place, what if you just reset to the moment just before you died, only to die again?
>>144605415
No problem. Glad at least that it was worth doing.
>>144605346
>>144605368
Delete the entire picture, man.
>>144605368
>asgore
>bi
>>144605476
Definitely better.
>>144605476
More
Seriously what is the point of this
Not even just /utg/
Like everything
Why are we hereI feel like a 2deep4u 14 year old but this is really bothering me tonight for some reason
>>144605578
>monsters have a similar lifespan to humans
>>144605578
well we know he's a relatively young monster and most monsters do live longer as gerson is also very old and obviously not a goat
>>144605582
ugh like when you get a checkpoint in halo when you are surrounded. man that'd be frustrating
>>144605693
I feel you anon.
It seems today everybody is having a hormone-influenced existential crisis
>>144605693
Anon, I've been suicidally depressed since I can remember having memory, I fuck myself up as much as I can to punish myself for existing, and I can tell you that I have no idea why I or anyone else exists, except for the explicit purpose of torture by way of existential agony.
So, I feel you.
>>144605735
yeah, but gerson is a tortoise
that's cheating
>>144605663
>>144605664
I'm sorry, I've run out of the happy ones.
>>144605693
for cock
>>144605407
>>144605580
>>144605693
>>144605830
>>144605848
My god, I leave for 2 days and come back and everyone's depressed. What the hell happened?
>>144605939
Existential dread =/= depression
>>144605693
There's never any point.
Nothing you do will ever matter in the long run.
Everybody is going to eventually die.
Our planet is going to eventually die.
The only thing you can do is make your time alive worthwhile. Love yourself and live life to the fullest.
>>144605939
this fandom has always been depressed
or at least it looks like it
>>144605939
im not depressed, not happy either but definitely not depressed
>>144605939
Man, I've been here for weeks. I've got plenty more issues that I see as objectively worse than depression.
Nicepants for the Nicepants god.
>>144605476
fucking kek
>>144605795
>>144605735
I want Toby to address this, monster age is weird
I hope the rabbit monsters don't have a similar lifespan to real rabbits
>>144605939
its been 8 or so months since the game came out, and there's only so much fan content you can pull out of an abandoned indie game. we're inevitably going to reach the limit any day now
>>144606158
>Toby
>ever talking about the game again
>>144606158
Nah, they're shorter.
>>144606158
i want toby to address everything tbqh but we all know thats not happening
>>144606158
>01 only lives a few years
>02 is near immortal
oh no
>>144606225
This
dude literally deleted anything he ever said about the game so people would stop taking his shit posts as facts, hes either going to do a new game or leave literally everything up to fans
>>144606265
Real amalgamates hours?
>>144606225
He's working real hard on something, surely! A wonderful, Undertale-related surprise!
More like soap or die
>>144606359
Ow..
>>144605476
Fucking lost my shit to this
>>144606359
dont hurt the chara
>>144606367
I love how fucked up the amalgamates are. They need more attention for all their years of neglect.
>>144606367
Okay
>>144606308
did he delete his tweets before or after Nintendo contacted him, I don't remember
>>144606274
One day he's going to be like Toriyama. People are going to ask him questions and he'll finally be fine with answering them but be like "shit, I don't fucking' remember that was 40 years ago."
>>144606501
>>144606507
Thanks man.
>>144606542
Nintendo contacted him? Was it like a cease-and-desist or something?
>>144606501
>years
it was probaly like a few weeks max
>>144606542
I don't know, I just went looking for one of his tweets one day to source it during an argument and I noticed a shit ton of them were gone
>>144605149
>>144605183
what do you guys think of aloe vera
>>144606501
snowdrake's mom is the only thing that really got me in my feels desu
>>144604171
floweyfag here, as alwaysbut i'm straight, sorry
>>144606630
i was told nintendo wanted to port undertale to 3ds
>>144606630
>Was it like a cease-and-desist or something?
What? It was talk of a port, why would he get a cease--and-desist
>>144606630
>>144606636
With all of the unanswered mail stacked up in her lab, it seems to imply at least a few months, given how mail service works and how big the Underground is. Makes you wonder how many family members actually arrived at the lab to question her about their family over that time.
>>144605848
holy shit are you me
>>144604171
homo charafag here maybe too often.
>>144606772
>>144606730
>>144606740
Oh, didn't know what they reached out to him for. I missed that news update.
>>144606664
Here's some mom for you.S...
no...
wy...
>>144606645
It needs direct sunlight at least six hours a day. Sure you can provide that much?
>>144606772
A few months isn't years though, if I had to throw out a number I would guess 4 to 6 months. That seems a logical amount of time for the families to not yet be desperate enough to storm the lab but still send a bunch of letters and enough time for Flowey to get bored and reset over and over without Frisk falling.
>Ywn try to pull Papyrus' underwear down
Fuck my life
>>144606914
>>144606843
That's possible. Do you also have schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and other fun brain fuckups?
>>144607004
I would be inclined to think more than that, but literal years is an overestimation, sure. It was a hyperbole I said offhandedly.
>>144606914
augh i almost cried when i found that picture and i can feel the tears welling up again
>>144607061
>You will never sexually harass Papyrus every chance you get.
>>144607082
Alright, here's some happy mom.
>>144607147
Hey, no, I'll share more happy mom after this one. She ended up back with her husband and beloved son, happier than they ever were.
Needs more endogeny
>>144607224
happy mom wouldnt make me feel any better desu
>>144607224
The happiest, coziest family ever after.
>>144607284
I can provide that.
>>144607209
>Ywn try to literally get inside Papyrus
>>144607404
Delete this vore
>>144607338
Endogeny has the most art, which I'm happy about since it's the most cleverly designed amalgamate.
>>144607334
Ah, well. I tried.
>>144607452
Pls pet
post your favorite picture
I'm just sitting in the dark listening to Fallen Down again
When I thought I finally got over this fucking SJW shitfest of a game, it hits me again
Just fuck my shit up
>>144607452
It's unclear how many dogs this counts as.
>>144607506
If you pet it, would your hand stick to it? Sink into its goopy pelt? Would your hand slide down it? What does Endogeny feel like?
>>144607423
Never
>>144606936
should be okay, the windows in my office room are facing north so it should get plenty of sunshine during the morning and early afternoon
>>144607514
>>144607595
>>144607614
DELETE THIS
>>144607514
It changes a lot but I love this one quite a bit
>>144607404
>this is what being a momma kangaroo is all about
>>144607514
Not sure if I can pick a top favourite but this is up there.
>>144607706
Drooly Dog Residue.
>>144607514
This is one of my favorites of Endogeny.
>>144607734
DO NOT
>>144607859
DELETE THIS NOW
>>144607595
Endogeny probably feels like Dog residue.
Also the power's out so I have to post from 4G on my phone fml.
>>144607859
>fireplace
>den like area
>smiling faces
is this what people mean by comfy vore?
>>144607840
*You hear distant, rhythymic barking.
>>144607890
>Someone paid money for that
>>144607924
That leaves the question of what Dog Residue feels like. Any Endogeny is good Endogeny, carry on with your phone.
>>144607734
>Interested at the thumbnail
>Enlarges picture
OH DEAR
>>144607859
how are people turned on by this shit
>>144607967
>inb4 temmie stalks endogeny for dogresidus
>>144607967
I hate living and being alive, so I'm going to point out that I have not seen any vore involving Endogeny thus far, in spite of how perfect it is for something like that.
>>144607890
Try and stop me
>>144608085
>so I'm going to point out that I have not seen any vore involving Endogeny thus far
I've seen Asgore x Endogeny vore
>>144608115
FUCK YOU
>>144608085
>>144608075
D'you think Temmie eats Dog Salad?
>>144608130
Have you? I'm sorry to hear that.
>>144608115
MODS
>>144608130
>Asgore x endogeny
Why
>>144608206
>>144608221
I've seen dark dark things in my quest for cute dads
>>144608130;)
>>144608206
>>144608262
I can't express the depths of my sorrow, anon. Take care of yourself out there.
>>144607514
we dog hours?
have a korean dog AU thing
>>144608314
Do you suppose the dog silhouettes between Endogeny's legs are solid and part of Endogeny's body? Or is there nothing between its legs at all and its legs are simply shaped like dog silhouettes?
>>144608387
All dogs are welcome.
>>144608447
That question makes me view this image uncomfortably.
>>144607514
>>144608547
Do you think the pit in Endogeny's face changes shape at all?
>>144608447
>and its legs are simply shaped like dog silhouettes
Not the anon you were asking, but this. Maybe there's a void/shadow beneath its body where dog souls lurk.
>>144608563
>>144608447
I always thought they're ghostly images of the dog SOULs.
>>144608672
>>144608693
I like that idea. It still could feed the former proposition about Endogeny, being semi-solid or whatever.
>>144608770
I like that, too.
>>144608802
>>144608563
>no Asgore
trash
>>144608939
I'm heading to bed. Goodnight, everyone.
>>144608802
Here's a slav's take on it.
>>144609040
Night anon
>>144609143
Night.
Now with doge family.
>>144607514
I see it's dog hours.
>>144609215
And then I went ahead and also fucked it up.
>>144607514
This one.
>>144609460
Deleting the crappy fake Early Modern English is probably a good idea, though.
>>144608387
How long til they go Dogfuck Rapeworld on this AU?
>>144609539
Probably. It does look better without it.
>>144607514
This one :^)
This place wasn't built to run 24 hours a day. Who wants a Glamburger at three in the morning?
>>144607514
Not for horns, but for beard.
>>144609680
Me.
Undertale AU where everything is the same except everybody has Metatton's legs.
>>144609734
>Papyrus with Mettaton's legs
Hnnng.
>>144607514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VUjJSe04Aw
>>144609680
Oh boy 3am!!
*Munches on Glamburger*
>>144609734
Already a thing
>>144609708
that's a good beard
>>144609814
Someone post endogeny with MTT legs.
>>144609901
>that Flowey
>>144609836
he talks just like i do and i hate it
>>144609901
Does it have to be pointed out?
>>144607514
Cute!
>>144609874
I know
>>144609874
There aren't that many people who get the beard perfectly right.
>>144610150
fu
sion
HA
>>144610112
no
>tfw its became a habit to always check for that first
>>144607514
>>144609680
Imma try this comfy-looking burger place this week. Gonna be fun.Scouting out places for whenever I get friends.
>>144610208
Underrated.
>>144610235
I know that feel.
>>144610208
oh look, they fused.
>>144610208
But they already look just like each other!
What does a fusion between them even look like?btw, anyone else watching Super excited for the next arc?
>>144610324At least we get the best solo stuff
>MFW it's 3am and I'm still posting in this godforsaken thread
>>144610374At least we get some of the better porn, too.
>>144610401
same but also watching a mario 64 speedrun
>>144610417true
>>144610328
Happiest family.
>>144610454And some of it is just barely non-pornographic enough for the janitors to hopefully ignore it.
>>144610524
>that non-pornographic
asvore please
>>144610563
You don't see any bits.
I'd call it "erotic", but it isn't porn yet.
>>144610601
I suppose if Papyrus shitting out hearts is fine then that is as well
>>144610638
>papyrus shitting out hearts
>>144610730
>he hasn't seen the soul scat
I never saved it though
>>144610761
Soul scat is plebeian desuThere's no substance to it, too much fluff and not enough solid.
>>144610601
So this isn't porn?
>>144610936Ask the janitors.
>>144610809
Oh hey I found ithttp://i.imgur.com/WKk0Xod.png
I have no opinions either way on the subject though
>>144611019
I'm not degenerate enough for this.
dont look
>>144611019
grodi
>>144611087
>I grossed out Asvore
neat
>>144611019
>And it features Papyrus
Kill me desu senpai
>>144611221
You knew what you were getting into when you clicked that link
>>144611156
Well, it's nothing new to me.
If you're into post-vore bumping into soul scat is inevitable.
I just can't fap to itand Papyrus is pure.
>>144610401
Same here
I need out.
L-lewd.
>>144611243
And I regret it
Come to think about it.
>papyrus soul scat
>still no decent asvore
Last picture for shitty MSPaint Gaster.
>>144611435
One day your dream will come true and the rest of us will suffer for it
>>144611435
It's a sad world we live in
Time for comfy hours.
I want a friend to play co-op Perfect Dark with.
>>144611552
That is when I'm not bogged down by work and can actually draw. So, a far future.
>>144611557
Not for everyone.
>>144611615
I want a friend to play card games with
>>144609013
Only real characters need to be posted. Throwaway characters with 30 seconds of screentime don't really need to be put on cover art.
>>144611665
What card games do you play?
Time to sext anons.
>>144611693
>this opinion
trash
>>144611693
It would be less obvious that you're fishing for (You)s if you didn't use the word "throwaway", and if OP's picture didn't include Chara and Asriel.
>>144611116
>My Little Undyne Can't Possibly Be This Cute.jpg
>>144611698
yugioh is the only one I actually play
>>144611742
>>144611765
>The two dadfags who are here 24/7 immediately reply
Sasuga dadfags.
Alright it's comfy textpost hours.
Here's a question for you folks.
Your favourite and least favourite are on a date but your 2nd favourite tries to sabotage it. Who is who and how does it go?
>>144611859
>this poster
trash
>>144611821
Yugioh's a lot of fun, I suck at it though. My deck sucks too, but I'm gonna try to buy more cards once I get a job.
spoiler]I'm only good at the video games.[/spoiler]
>>144611859
Well I, too, like that little red exclamation mark.
>>144611932
I just play the free online sims, yugioh is too expensive to play irl
>>144611860
Chara and So Sorry are on a date, Flowey slaps Chara out of their illusion. They thought So Sorry was Frisk, but now see the truth. Chara and Flowey brutally murder So Sorry.
The end.
>>144611918
>Sasuga
is this a word filter thing?
>>144611998
Ah, I play the GB and GBA games.And collect them.
>>144611860
>Asgore dating Muffet
>everAlphys would probably be too busy shlicking to interfere.
>>144611918
>>144611980
i'm sorry that your favorite character is one of the least relevant non-background characters. now can you maybe stop eating up the image limit every thread by posting him alongside every single one of your posts? thanks.
>>144612163
>this poster
trash
>>144612163
You cannot be retarded enough to honestly expect us to take your request seriously.
>>144612163
>least relevant
>constantly mentioned like he's Ganon
>His actions in the backstory basically set up the plot
I'm not even a dadfag
>>144611859
Papyrus and Vegetoid are on a date, Gaster comes and throws Vegetoid in the Core.
Real text nigga hours
Give me non-lewd writefag ideas
>>144612337
Undyne dragging Alphys to combat practice with Asgore.
>>144611859
>>144612317
Fuck I'm sorry, I meant to reply to >>144611860
>When you take a shit and no matter how hard you wipe you can't get clean
Truly there is no worse hell than this
>>144612337
frisk forced to watch anime with alphys
>>144612337
Annoying Dog is God and Jerry is Jesus Christ.
>>144612337
Mettaton and Blooky on the snail farm post-tp
>>144612426Now you know how Asgore feels.
>>144612369
That's a good one, I might get around to that.
>>144612545
The worst part about this is he's my husbando, at least i'm the bottom
>>144612590
>he missed the Asvore joke
kek
>>144612426
I've had better luck wiping and pressing. Getting 98% done with wiping, then pressing to get anything that was left behind. It's effective for me at least.
>>144612590Hey, me too.
>>144612629
It is sad, isn't it.
>>144612632
possibly good advice
do bidets actually work or are they a meme
>>144612915
They work. It's like taking a shower afterward, only centralized on your bum.
>>144612426
baby wipes my homie, get on it
Is anyone going to throw out more bait to try and trigger people? Its honestly better then talking about the best way to wipe your ass. Fuck I promise you at least 1 (you) if you do
>>144613042
Toriel is the worst character.
>>144613089
True desu
>>144613089
I don't like her but she serves a vital function to the game by being both the tutoral and to trick you into killing so you have a reason to fuck around with resets and while I wish they had done more with her character it doesn't really matter all that much in the end.
>>144613042
>dadfags still mad they got btfo
>will still keep posting their shitty character every thread using up 30% of the image limit by themselves
>>144613204
Here's the promised (You)
>>144613031
Oh i swear by those moist butt wipes but even sometimes they aren't enough
pooping was a mistake
>>144613204
>popular characters people like get posted a lot
weird
>>144613253
>pooping was a mistake
I disagree.
>>144613276
>popular
>two or three people spamming the same shitty pictures every thread counts as popular
shit mate, i guess asirelle is real popular too
>>144613253
>>144613286
Just eat monster food anon. It's magic so you don't have to poop.
>>144613368
No fun.
>>144613340
hey that reminds me, does anyone have that newer asrielle lewd? i need it for classified purposes.
Poopanon you need to improve your diet my man
>>144613539
Yes, eat more children.
>>144613340
Who is your favorite charater anon?
>>144613643
Asvore who invited you?
>>144613451
>dadfags are also asriellefags
this is a plot twist worthy of an m night shamalama movie
>>144613541
please anon i neeeeed it
>>144613673
I've been here since forever.
Which anon would youbefriend
Hard mode:you can't already be friends
>>144613680
>dadfags who are mostly gay like Asrielle
Anon please stop and think about what you're posting before you look dumb. Besides we already counted every character over the course of 50 threads and Asgore was only the sixth most posted
I came here to post and collect Goner Kid images but we're at the image limit so now I can't.
>>144613735Doogle.
>>144613749
well he's right in the fact that one dadfag likes asrielle desu.
>>144613854
I suppose every group has some shit taste
>>144613735(You) darling
>>144613889
we do have asvore so that wasn't a question.
>>144613735
Every anon that ever gave me a (you) for my content
Okay new bait time to kill the thread, same idea in that I'll give you a free actual thought out (you)
>>144613927
Please, I have superb taste.
>>144613735
any cute skeletonposter tbqh
>>144613735
Thecutebotposter.
>>144613987
Nobody has any? Shame
>>144614141
deliberate, set up bait is boring my man
>>144614198
Yeah but i'm bored
>>144614243
same but saying "lel dadfags are cucks" doesnt help, you gotta hit em when the time is right
>>144614243
Go be productive.
>>144613735
>>144614091
I wanna befriend thecutestbotposter.
>>144614141
>we have to resort to bait about bait in order to keep the thread shambling along like some kind of undead abomination
utg is truly dead
>>144613760
>Goner Kid
You better be here next thread.
>>144613987
>>144614141
the fact there's a dadfag who's an asriellefag is still shocking me into submission over here
>>144614314
idk thats really all that Soriel poster does, you really mad at dadfags though or was it just bait to kill the thread? I suppose if its really bothering you I can personally cut back on the dad posting.
>>144614327
its like 5am and I have to kill time to make a phone call anyways
>>144614362
yeah its lame
>>144614408
yeah that's weird to me as well but I guess some people just have odd taste
>>144614406
I will be, for you, my dear.Imagine if the thread were exactly the same but you weren't in it.
Work is crap. Taking short story requests.
>>144614437
no i love everyone and dont care what they post, im just saying that spouting nonsense just because you tell me to isnt going to accomplish anything
>>144614362
Well we don't really have to. It's not like this is the first time /utg/ would've gone without a single post for like 15-20 minutes during dead hours on a normal workday. People will eventually shitpost the thread to death.
>>144614547
Oh okay
>>144614537
what grillby is like behind closed doors
>>144614547
i'm willing to bet there's at least one group of posters you don't like, despite saying you 'love everyone'
>>144614642
Baiters are pretty bad, tbqhwy.
>>144614642
i dont like people who dont talk about undertale
>>144614537
Asriel taking boxing lessons with Frisk because of Charas relentless bully. He performs poorly.
>>144614709
Fuck that.
Asriel taking boxing lessons with Undyne.
How's about some music /utg/. What'cha listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YivCnFkjd8U
>>144614667
baiters give a common enemy though and someone to blame all the shit poster on
>>144614815
I meant Frisk and Asriel going to a boxing gym together as gym buddies or something and because i dunno Asriel confided his fear to frisk
>>144614706
now define undertale in context with what you don't like people to post about. how undertale related does it need to be, precisely? does just having the characters count, or does it have to be strictly related to the plot? since it's likely the former, how much wiggle room do you allow it to stray from the plot before you take issue with it?
>>144614830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqVCb1RzTOM
>>144614898
jesus christ man i dont know, just say your favorite and move on
>>144614830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvDuATZCY8I
>>144614830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljlyYMDxdxU
>>144614830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkXn8XhXglc
Vocaroo your voices, /utg/.
>try to show a friend a cool game
>he's completely disinterested and just want to play Undertale
>back up my save
>he plays and later I find he's gotten to level 7 although non-geno
>stop him from killing Papyrus, not that he could beat him anyway
>turns out I backed up my save wrong
>>144615213
Nooooo you guys all sound cute and I sound gross
>>144615261
You know what that means.Kill your friend and replay the Pacifist route.
>>144615213
That sounds really fucking autistic.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K4CtB88xjy
>>144615213
its 3 a.m. you animal
>>144615268
Can't think of any time I've thought a voice is gross.
Really just a self-consciousness thing.
>>144615317
Might as well!
The replaying part, he's too cute to kill!
>>144615213
Nah, I have a terrible accent.
Come on guys I can't be the only one posting my voice
>going back to pokémon
I feel bad I mostly post lewd of Undertales and don't want to genocide
>>144615351
what accent is that?
>>144615450
Sounds vaguely Asian.
>>144615450
I have no fucking clue. I live in Scotland but grew up watching American TV, so it might have fucked me up.
>>144615469
you fucking what
>>144615495
S-sorry, I'm not very good at telling accents apart.
>>144615519
i thought it was hispanic so dont feel bad
>>144615268
>me
>cute
Anon, you silly.
Post your voice!
>>144615213
Really fucking under-aged. I know I shouldn't be here.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iha9QuVULL
>>144614975
fine, i'll simplify:
1. undertale characters and game discussion (pure)
2. undertale characters and discussion, not game related, but things the characters could feasibly be seen doing (such as the marching band pic pumpkin did recently)
3. alternate universes and characters (underfell, outertale, etc., asrielle, goat frisk, nice chara, cooking flowey, etc.)
4. completely off-topic, but civil
5. scat/vore/gore/etc. posters
6. completely off-topic, balls to the wall shitposting
you could probably throw a few more tiers in there, but that's the most i can think of right now. i'm fine with up to 3 for normal thread. dead hours i don't care too much if it goes to 4. 5 and 6 can fuck right off forever.
>>144615519
>>144615568
That's okay. That recording sounded weird to me, as well. Maybe it's the mic.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hIw4eDCYGZThis is kind of fun.
>>144615659
You soundcute.
>>144615213
nohttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0HFMzuRxvK6
>>144615638
I'm cool with 1-3 straight out and i'm fine with 4 whenever if they aren't wasting images
You just have to accept the fact that there isn't really all that much to talk about nowadays anon
>>144615691
What no I don't
>>144615753
Yes you do.
>>144615659
yep definitely clearer here, you soundcool
>>144615659
You're accent is really nice, anon
>>144615638
where does the retarded anon sexing post go? 6?
>try to record my voice
>it sounds underage and gross
Well, into the trash it goes.
>>144615769
>>144615784
>>144615818
Guys stop you're making mefeel real nice
>>144615638
As Asvore, I am sad.
>>144615714
...papyrus?
I always wondered why i'm still a virgin at 26 sincebefore i got fat the past three yearsi used to be reasonably attractive, and in my highschool years I was "normie" enough with only a few nerd hobbies
I'm almost ENTIRELY positive it's because of my voice.
When I listen to my own voice i feel like it sounds like a retarded cow baby trying to gargle for life as it drowns in a pool of slimy shit.
I fucking hate my voice so fucking much.
>>144615851
You sound better than me, I bet.
>>144615912
>be asgorefag
>sound like papyrus
>>144615942
papgore confirmed
>>144615942
hey at least you "sound" like a character. i dont sound like anyone
>>144615851
>>144615929
do it
we're anon for a reason
>want to play fan translations of undertale
>use underpatcher
>undertale keeps crashing on startup or the data.win file completely vanishes
why
>>144615213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C7ijkJC7LM
I just realised something, no idea if it's supposed to be obvious or not.
When Mettaton Neo says "Guess you don't wanna join my fanclub" He's not talking about you having enough killing intent to kill him, thus making him crack a joke about his actual MTT fan club.
He's talking about his human fan club he was in with Alphys, because he was testing if you could muster hatred on something that looks like a human, as we see on a botched geno run.
>>144615942
You have no idea how disgusted I am with my voice. I sound like one of those high school Minecraft Let's Players, to the point where I have to use voice morphing software not to freak other people out online in vidya/chats.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MhfJ8P9ZIZ
Just end me now, family.
>>144615989
Papgore is disgusting heresy, though.
>>144616002
I'd rather sound like Mettaton than Papyrus, though.I don't wanna sound like an autist.
>>144616021
holy shit you sound just like my brother what is this
>>144616098
It's your brother.
>>144615829
They're usually civil, but that stuff doesn't really belong here. Maybe just a new rung in there? They usually stop before it gets too creepy at least. There are those times they start posting pictures though...
>>144615929
I hate my voice as well. It's too nasally. I try to speak from my diaphragm to lessen it, but I can't really do it passively. I'm not sure how much of an effect it really has even when I do it either.
>>144616054
mandatory "you need to be 18 for 4chan"
>>144616054
If you'rea grillyour voice is pretty attractive desu.
>>144616128
Do it
>>144616124
nah he's way too cool to hang out here
>>144616146
Exactly.
>>144616164T-thanks.
Shit mike and I read a random line from a different thread but judge my voice
bonus points if you can guess my character of choice
http://vocaroo.com/delete/s1UFzAQM9klq/262178a6a484b447
>tfw anons may be downloading your voice so they can listen to it at night
>>144616054
It splotched in the middle there. Can you do it again?
>>144616171
But this is where ALL the cool kids hang out.
>>144616201
>delete
You silly dog, that's not how you link stuff.
>>144616191
Well, if you're a grill then it's somewhat acceptable.
Didn't receive a large enough sample to judge, though.
>>144615865
hey, i rated you above balls to the wall shitposting desu
its hard to make exceptions with these things. you asvore posters usually relegate it to spoiler text at least, and dont really have any pictures. so in that regard i'll say you're better
>>144616260
dont flatter yourself... or anyone here for that matter. we're all ugly losers
>>144616303
Wait, there's several of us?
>>144616270
Whoops try this one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yO1FEphfSB
>>144616319
HAH, THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS HANDSOME AND HANGS OUT HERE.
>>144614709
>>144614815
Combining these.
>>144616387
We already determined that Asvore was Papyrus though
>>144616303
>asvore posters don't post images
what
I'd rather see what you guys look like than hear your voices desu but then we wouldn't really be anons huh? I'm so curious.
>>144616260
>Can you do it again?
Sorry, I already mutilated my vocal chords to the point of no return.Nice Chara.
>>144616359
There's at least two or three Asvores, although most of them are pretty quiet.
>>144616359
i see people talking about asvore at all hours. not saying it gets posted all the time, just saying i've seen it at most hours. either you're just super active, or other people are talking about it as well. maybe others just joke about it?
>>144616447
its been a while since i saw an asvore pic
>>144616448
just imagine the ugliest sack of shit you've ever seen
pretty much me
>Nobody took me up on my challenge or even judged my voice
oh okay then
>>144616483
A lot of it is shitposting.I do have no life, though.
>>144616492
kek same
>>144615213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kkt7l4pIkX
pls no bully
New bread imminent.
Who's your waifu/husbando?
>>144616447
>asvore is papyrus
This makes me feel conflicted.
>>144616492
Rocky Dennis, is that you?
>>144616574
Your mic sounds a bit too quiet there.
Otherwise, lovely voice.
>>144615213
Okay, I'll give it a try. I'm whispering though, it's early and I'm afraid of waking people up. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gni7H8axHr
>>144616574
im gonna bully you
>>144616606
I don't have an Undertale waifu or husbando. Do I not get to post in the new thread?
>>144616642
You sound like you're being held hostage.Can I bully you?
>>144616448Let's just pretend that we're all cute, okay?
>>144616574
That's a nice voice.
>>144616426
>Asriel practices boxing with Frisk but sucks at it
>Undyne teaches him a few proper tricks
>Asriel punches Frisks lights out the next time accidentally because he still expected to suck
>>144616642
MARRY MEEEE
>>144616426
I'd like to feel good about milka using another one of my ideas but milka you fill every request don't you you writing machine
http://www.strawpoll.me/10411861
http://www.strawpoll.me/10411861
Relevant poll.
>>144616706
I'm being held hostage by silent hours
>>144616735
I'm not sure how one is supposed to marry an anonthank you..
>>144616629
sorry, i was whispering because i dont want to bother my roommate
>>144616651
pls no
>>144616708
th-thanks
>>144616448
That'd just be going full fucking /soc/ wouldn't it
>>144616820
at least give me something to say next time
also someone make a new thread
>>144616878
maybe when next thread hits limit, and with eyes covered.
Oh yeah I'll do the thread
>>144616879
>Pick random vore fic
>Pick two random numbers below 10
>First is the paragraph number, second is the sentence number
>Read it out loud
>Hard Mode: No vomiting
>>144616820
only after image limit
and give me something to say
>>144616845
same way you marry anyone, byholding hands
>>144616954
>random vore fic
I'll just do a random fanfic thanks
>>144616992
Pussy.
>>144616923
No seriously if you want to do that then just make a thread in /soc/ and link it here or something if you're THAT desperate.
>>144616958
l-lewd
>>144617012
>>144617012
>>144617012
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rIQ5JkgXrb
>>144617021
In his defence Im really, really curious too, but if I have to stop imagining you all as cute goats it might kill it for me.
>>144617041
its not that lewd, justinterlock your fingers with mine
>>144617194
>interlock
MOOOOOOOOOODS
>>144617194
You can't just talk about holding a cute girl's hand like that!
>>144617220
snitches get stitches senpai
>>144617235
im just tryna get some hot hand action real quick my boy
Last for murder with lots and lots of stabs
>>144617501
I can get behind that as long as there's lots of sad goats
Where is thread
Last for Flowey.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tyywexwRcm
>>144618760
I'm glad I kept this tab open.
>>144618836
I always keep the old thread open, just in case something interesting happens or if someone replies to me at the last moment.But thanks for typing that anyway.
>>144618836
hey me too
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zUysvE9xii
>>144619359
hnnnnnnnnnng
>>144619359
i oughta smack you for doing this gay shit
>>144619526
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xLXlabmsD0
>>144619645
Cute!
CUTE!
>>144619645
get this faggot pandering out of my (You) list
>>144619809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aYrvUwkHfr
>>144619898
i like this anon
>>144619898
>this sad attempt at a rebuttal
baka i'll always be better than (You), thats why i bully (You), (You) know? because (You) cant properly stand up for (You)rself
Last for stab
>>144617923
Sad goats and dead anons
>>144620021
I like you too, anon.
>>144620081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03w7ustnyrB
Stab stab slice splish
>>144620251
wow man that was way too far, i cant believe youd say that honestly
>>144620419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ltRpdGiAh2
last for Papyrus
Last for knife in anons
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iPAfOlj1Gg
last for Papyrus not letting anyone put knives in anons
First for Chara
last for Papyrus trying to befriend Chara
Nobody gets left behind.
Last for Papyrus successfully befriending Chara, then going on a date with them.
Everyone wanting me dead
Everyone putting their knife through me
Me thanking everyone
Everyone leaving happy and me not leaving at all
>>144623530
Anon telling you to cut the crap!
Anon crushing you in an embrace!
Anon picking you up and helping you stand up!
>>144623898
Telling anon that I'm all right
Jumping off the roof once anon is out of sight and can't stop me
Getting away with it and no one noticing one more missing anon
>>144624480
Grabbing Anon and not letting them get away before they tell everything!
Squaring up to anon and being all "Hey bby you wan som fuck?" And him being all "No, no, no. Thank you, but no. I'm not into that."
Can't believe this thread is still going.
Move along, faggots.
>>144625341
Noooo! I have to get the last post!
Any lyrics for the collab?
Preferably /utg/ shitposting related.
last for Papyrus
last for papyrus buying a new car and immediately losing control over it and careening off a cliffside, complete with cartoonishly large explosion(he survives)
>>144626915
last for Papyrus losing his limbs in an accident and having to rely on Sans to the rest of his life
Last for interlocking fingerswith no gloves on.