/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Thanks granny CG!

naka bp

Rich Balmungoloid looking for cutie sugar baby.

naka bp

>want to cosplay as a Garlean general
>realize that their helmets would not realistically fit around their head
I don't want to cosplay as big head cheat Gaius.

>>144466101
god you're so ugly

>>144466163
sorry... how to improve...

>>144465489
Name one thing Neko did to backstab anyone.

>>144466101
HA HA TIME TO STEAL ABE

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xth for tanks are big softies

>>144466101
You suck, where is the red and brown cat?

>tfw mail cat is ruined forever

>>144466043
If you're okay with a not so cute sugar baby in the sense that I cry bunch and I'm kind of gross hit me up!

>>144466338
Went to bed I think.

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>>144466017
*shakes cane*
>>144466125
>Want to cosplay as Liv
>No prior experience in making armor for cosplay
>Don't want to shill out on commissions or fuck it up myself
Guess I'll stick to my normal simple cloth cosplays. It'd be a fucking ton to make myself and I've got no time to fuck up with fanfest months away.

>>144465489
Not really sad, just not good at making friends.
>>144465664
well part two is my problem, it just so happens to extend back to part 1 as well.
>>144465428
insecurities suck like that

>>144466375
What kind of crying and gross though? Also in-game race and gender?~

>>144466459
How expensive are cosplay suits to commission anyway? I'm guessing thousands.

>>144466375
meria go to bed.

>>144466043
do you like catboys

Brown Roes?

>>144466762
I don't like catboys, but beggars can't be choosers.

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>>144466578
Ranging from hundreds to thousand. If you're paying thousands for a garlean outfit that doesn't suck your own dick and has personal AC in the helmet you're outright getting jipped.
The cheaper the costume the more likely it'll be shit, so spending a pretty penny is worth it if you'll wear it more than once.
I make my own simple cosplays because I usually never get to wear them again. It's a waste, but a fun day and memories.

>>144466862
As creator of this thread I null your shit notion.

>>144466910
Where do you even go to commission cosplay and stuff?

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liz@rds

>>144466307
we just finished losing in overwatch so go for it

>>144466338
how would I know

>>144466980
lizaturds?

>>144466910
>posts exposed hips
>not lewd
CG pls

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>>144466974
Not the chinese, for one. They're cheap as shit and fuck you over in terms of quality fabrics. They're fast but the fabric choices are trash and you better be accurate with your sizings or else.
Etsy is a fucking white woman's trash pit, but has /some/ gems. Good luck looking, I haven't looked much into it myself since I make my own.
>>144467127
I like sca's style. I'm a sucker for upper body armor and a little leg.

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>>144466910
>you will never lewd with cg

>>144467271
Rip, I thought you had a place.
I kinda wanna actually commission a cosplay, me and my friends made one last year, and that was fun. One day I'll get something good going.

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>>144466576
Oh, I was just making a joke I'm sorry!

>>144466459
That's such a well-made suit...Full-body ones like that would probably be really tiring to wear around a convention what with all the people and things, I'd imagine. You're super cute so you could cosplay anything you fancy! Maybe a white mage? The robes always look adorable whenever I see a cosplayer wearing one.

>>144466910
source of this art?

>>144466806
i wasnt really being serious i dont erp or anything sorry... good luck tho

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>>144467320
>tfw I don't have my own twin
>>144467404
Dude hit me up if you find a place who will make garlean armor for you cause I'll cosplay with you. It's the dream, my man.
>>144467471
>tiring to wear
I've tried on some pieces from friends' cosplays, you'll be begging for AC in your cosplay after hour one. Never walk in dealer halls and don't stand around outside because you're gonna get mad sweaty.
>You're super cute so you could cosplay anything you fancy!
I wear masks and helmets in cosplays for a reason, you silly goose.
>Maybe a white mage? The robes always look adorable whenever I see a cosplayer wearing one.
I'd love to make a stupidly poofy one and all you can see is my hands and feet stickin out like I'm a big fluffed up bird.
>>144467602
scasblog.tumblr.com (NSFW)

>>144467793
>Dude hit me up if you find a place who will make garlean armor for you
Seconding.

>>144467793
that's pretty much your art in 2-3 years

>>144467856
Ok anon, we have to get that anon to post the maker if he finds one.
Or else...
>>144467908
Sca is a big inspiration to me, actually. He's been one since he did that leona request for me years ago.
He has so much detail in the feet it's kinda funny.

>>144467793
idk why, what i've seen of your face was plenty cute

Looking for cute and pure chococat to lovingly EB on Balmung! Im losing hope.

>>144468024
You mean that 2-something year old picture of like 1/3rd of my face? Yeesh.
I've lost a lot of manjaw since then but I'm still not photogenic enough for random "can I take your picture?" cosplay shots.


To open up the question to everyone; What would you cosplay if money and skill wasn't an issue? You've got your own tailor who will work for free and make you ANY ffxiv cosplay you'd like, so who would it be?

>>144468207
This might be your lucky day! If you finally kill yourself already

>>144468404
Edgy as heck haha.

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last word, idiot??

>>144468356
>What would you cosplay if money and skill wasn't an issue
If only. Any Garlean general. I'd do Nael if his helmet didn't look heavy as fuck.

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>>144468859
>helmet didn't look heavy as fuck.
Paper mache might become a little heavy and thic cored but if you make a hollow horned helmet instead of making solid masses you won't feel too much.
You might get a big swively head feeling but that just comes with the fact that you're wearing a big ol hat.

how long are dungeon queues at max level as dps and tanks?

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>>144468356
ahh I don't have very flattering facial features so my options are limited, but I think I might be able to pull off pre-tam tara HM Edda somewhat okay!

>>144469132
That totally fits! I can see you doing it, but you're not scary enough to do post-tt.

>>144469027
Yeah, having looked at the helmets now, if they were made more as convincing masks than actual helmets, they might be more to scale(and more comfortable to wear?) Maybe mask isn't the right word, but something that's far more thin than a helmet.

>>144469080
what dungeons?

>>144468356
Gelato.

someone post rylai's videos please i want to cum

what's the fastest way to level up a free company?

>>144469434
Oh shit hi!!

>>144469751
http://xhamster.com/movies/5720303/transgender_public_masturbation_clovertrap.html?embed=related&from=player_more_from_this_user
>>144469132
I wish I could pull off Edda's face like Edda did, I find it so adorable and huggable on midlanders that pull it off.

>>144469990
is that actually rylai

>>144470089
no lol

>>144470089
As far as I know. The tumblr is still down from the meltdown after it got leaked here.

>>144469990
do you have the one where he gets BLACKED?

Will Edda be in Palace of the Dead? Tempted to resub just for that. Tam-Tara Hard was one my favorite dungeons.

>>144470295
look up clovertrap in the searchbar. there are 5 videos.

>>144470429
this nigga has the biggest belly button ive ever seen wtf

>>144470423
>only people that have completed that quest will see her
>she leads you to hard-to-reach or secret rooms

>tfw you will never cosplay with CG and then fuck the shit out of her in the hotel room after a long hot sweaty day at the con

>>144470423
Palace of the ding dong is coming in 3.35
It might have Ed, Edda, Edday but we'll know when 3.35 comes around. I really hope we do, though.

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>>144470624

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Is there any reason at all to take AST over SCH?

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>>144469990
>black
>owned

>>144469201
>realize egghyur looks like edda
o shit girl waddup

>>144470703
Nope!

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>>144470691

Whats something to farm with BTN/MIN between unspoiled node groups?

>>144470715
I can totally imagine Edd- I mean Egg carry around Thancred's head.

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catboys like tail pets, but what about male ra? i bet raen would be semi-ok with with but, but a xaela might kill you for it

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>>144469990
>Deactivate account
>Cant log in anymore
>Profile still up.
I guess it takes time..?

>>144470423
Theoretically, Palae of the Dead could have anything in it without it having to be a big deal. Hell they could stick Lightning in as a rare miniboss and it would be completely fine.

>>144470706
shy pls

>>144470852
If I water you, will you grow into an elezen?

>>144470630
>>144470621
I miss seeing other groups of adventurers like you did in ARR. I hope they bring that back in the next xpac

>>144471036
So you're saying we should download while we still have time then. Got it. Also the profile is down, the videos went back up for some reason or another.

rylai be my boyfriend ur kinda cute but get tested for AIDS first

Is there any way to change the input buffering/skill queueing? This shit is way too sensitive. Sometimes it's holding an input for nearly a full second and I've dropped DoTs because of it.

Is Midas normal cap lifted yet

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>>144471036
>owned
>BY BLACKS

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>>144471108
>tfw I grow up to be this wonky highander.

Don't come near me.

>>144466910
>>144466974
>>144467271
>>144467404
>>144467471
>>144467793
>>144467856
>>144468016
For garlean armor, the easiest way to do it would probably be to follow the guide for making space marine full scale armor.

>>144471795
this lala is cute

>>144471807
http://www.instructables.com/id/Build-Lifesize-Space-Marine-Armor-in-352-Terribly-/
This, or did you have something else in mind?

heirloom gear when?

>>144471795
ADORABLE
You are henceforth prohibited from water.

>>144470703
Better shields, card shenanigans. Less attitude problems.

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>>144472059
What about this fanta?

>>144472098
>Better shields

>>144470973
It's a good way to lose a hand, unless you ask first.

>>144472192
If I take it away from you, you will just get another one, won't you?
There is no winning against you and your addiction.

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Highlanders.

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>>144472302
I have one popped already on my lala..
Also I'm sorry people pay me in 10's or fantas.

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>tfw thinking he wants to be friends when in reality all he wants is your fanta

>>144471964
What would you need it for?

>>144472394
holy shit lmao

>>144471964
There's already a built-in function for leveling alt classes and you can easily do 15-45 within three hours by spamming specific leve quests.

>>144472394
Omg that picture. 10/10
>people pay you in addiction juice
I am disappointed in them.

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>>144471108
I do need to try my hand again @ female elezen

Is it unreasonable to tell your EB they cant change race/gender?

>>144469990
Why the fuck do they still have a dick if they are a tranny?

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>>144472601

>>144471959
I was thinking of this one, but that works too, if you have experience with vacuum forming.
http://obscuruscrusade.com/forum/index.php?topic=1625.0

>>144472668
Are you retarded or just a child?

>stratos drifting from one static to another

Is he the new Ippiki?

>>144472707
>those stilts
Neat.

>>144472239
>Less attitude problems.
This is the important one.

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>>144472601
>>144472696
>
>>144472608
It's a convenient no tax instant payment.

>>144472668
A lot of trannies keep their dick because they don't actually want to be a woman, they just want to be seen as one. It's essentially to the point that destroying your body with estrogen is a fad.

"Damn life sure does suck being an awkward introverted guy. Maybe if I pump myself full of enough cancer-inducing hormones to give myself tits and a higher-pitched voice I'll finally be able to find love."

That's modern MtF tranny culture in a nutshell. A vast majority don't feel like they were born in the wrong body, they're just failures as men and think everything will be better once they can pass for a woman.

>>144473090
>insane genital mutilator detected
>turning a dick inside out makes you a woman!

so are duty finder queues for dps still 20 min+

>>144472878
You ran out of fantas yet?
You know who this is.

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>>144473384
Nope, just gonna savor this before the last.

>>144473461
You want some more?

>>144473090
How many of them are raised by single mothers, I wonder.

>>144473260
Not for Expert but everything elsey es

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>>144473536
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT.
Everyone's yelling at me to settle but..
[audible sweating]

How do I unlock Midas savage?

anyone wanna do a roulette on balmung?

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>>144473843

>>144472815
He's been in a whopping like 6 statics over the life of this game, not nearly the level of Ippiki.

>>144473843
as long as he can play

>>144474027
i have clue what a nasheed is but just entire pic just cracks me up, especially the ":D" at the end

I hope Yda and Papalymo die. Thancred and Yshtola were the only tolerable Scions.

>>144474670
nasheed is like an islamic hymn sung in arabic with little background music. Those meme videos where they edit explosions into other videos to make it look like an ISIS suicide bombing use them as background music

>>144474829
That bitch better stay the f*ck away from my future husband and father of my children.

>>144474670
A nasheed is what Muslims sing when they want to chill out and think about killing people.

Or sometimes they like...all get together at a Muslim church and listen to another guy sing a nasheed while they think and discuss killing people.

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>>144475079

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>>144475158
>>144474829
DELETE THIS

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>>144475158
she corrupted him...
I just wanted a cute, young elezen husband...

>>144475426
Back off, Alphinaud is already mine.

>>144475426
>>144475570

Both of you, get out.

Alphinaud is MINE.

>>144475618
Funny, that's not what he said to me last night.

paladin or warrior

>>144466101
>>144466101
>>144466101
>>144466101
>>144466101

>>144475786
paladin if you hate yourself

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>>144475426
>>144475570
>>144475618
>you will never be an adolescent Elezen teen struggling with his oddly possessive feelings for an older legendary warrior
>you will never be secretly amused yet slightly turned on watching Alphinaud waver between wanting to be taken care of by you and being in control of a situation

>>144475786
DRK

>>144475939
Shrekpost

>>144475939
Don't make me feel things, anon!

>no shield oath until level 40

RREEEEEEEEEEE

>>144476183
>no shield oath until level 40

Just separates the true patrician knights from the no-skill babby Overpower spamming warrior kids senpai

>>144475851
chemo woke up

>>144475158
>>144474829
I dont know if I like new Y'shtola better than old Y'shtola.
On one hand old Y'shtola looks cute as fuck, on the other new Y'shtola looks hot as fuck.

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Does lancer stop being soulless to level? I'm at level 24 and worried about the climb being stale.

>>144476183
Deal with it bitch nigga.
You thought life was about sitting back, relaxing and not having a care in the world?
Think again motherfucker. I hope you get lots of level synched BLM's.

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>Alphinaud will never ask me for my hand in marriage and impregnate me with 100 cute half-elezen babies

>>144476331
It gets good in the 40's.

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>>144476343
I'm highly anticipating his growth spurt. I predict maybe one or two more expansions.

>>144475861
elaborate

>>144476339
what triggered you about that post? why do you hate paladins ?

>>144476331
its fun when u get the jumps

>>144476506
Because Paladin is a bad class.

>>144476536
Strength comes through suffering and you should be grateful for every single stupid obstacle and annoyance in your way to be better at your job and as a person.

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>Having to play low level lancer every time you enter deep dungeon

OH BOY

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>>144476495
I remember reading somewhere that the devs were never planning on showing any passage of time for any of the characters but this was back a couple of years ago. I hope they'll change their mind.

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>forgot to activate Collect

>>144476693
This makes me wonder, could this be how they make classes relevant again?

At low level in the deep dungeon, you'd be far better off having as many cross-class slots open as possible.

>>144476858
windows ded son what r u doin

>>144476934
Fuck off noroi

>He isn't at least >i131 on 5 different jobs by now
kek

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>>144476980
Window just ended. It's 3 to 6.

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>>144476858

>Staring at a wall not knowing what to level
fuck everything

>he thinks posting images makes people go away

>>144477183
More like 5:30

send a tell to me, P'roci Tia

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>>144477175
i'm ilvl 225 on one class with a 210 weapon and I haven't unlocked any extremes or any of alex

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>>144477243
>not just leveling them all

>>144476331
Define "Souless"

Feet hour begins now.
Post feet.

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frig MSQ..

>>144473843
That's a good oufit for his gimmick.

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>>144477557

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>>144477379
Caught the second one at 5:4x.
>You land a Thaliak caiman  measuring 109.5 ilms!
>A handful of duskborne aethersand  is obtained.

>>144477579
you look silly

>>144477692
who's the handsome au ra?

>>144477506
10 Heavy Thrust.
20 Impulse Drive.
30 Impulse Drive.
40 Impulse Drive.
50 GOTO 10

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>>144477692
>those toes

>>144477692
Thank you for this wonderful gift.

>>144476343
>>144476495
>>144476821
He's gonna die in some upcoming battle with garleans and his sister is going to return to help get vengeance. Thancred will start looking after her like some creepy uncle.

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>>144477243
>too sleepy to grind out esos but want to get it done before patch
Fug

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Who's the cuck in this picture?

>>144478215
you

>>144478104
I wouldn't even be surprised if he died in 3.3 Either way I'm unsubbing when he does.

>>144478215
did anyone else get hard while reading this

>>144477761
I dont see souless. I see sweet sweet DPS, overflowing with efficiency.
Also its really useful for that learning period while leveling so you arent spaghetting from trying to execute combos while learning mechanics.
And it so relaxing.
The comes Blood of the Dragon and you never experience a moment of peace every again.

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>>144477557
huhuhuhu baby oil huhuuh

>>144478215
you

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Is it possible to solo Bahamut Turns yet?

I'm 60 on SCH and WAR but nobody else on my server seems to wanna do them with me

>>144478352
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Harpuia isn't dead. When is it time for highlanderposting?

>>144478215
>implying Y'shtola isn't exclusively after that Au Ra dick.

>>144478324
i got hard too

>>144478104
but alisae's too busy chasing ascian dick

>>144478324
i did

>>144478406
sch is probably your best bet, but I don't really know.
A friend and I just duo'd through 7 as war+whm and it wasn't too bad except for me having to learn the mechanics.

Do you ever alt tab in the title scren long enough for the intro movie to play just as you tab back and you just watch if from start to finish because its so pretty?

when you pug what tanks do you have trouble finding usually?

>>144478104
Alphinaud is probably too useful as a narrative tool to kill off. Every other major NPC, including his sister, is either too informed about secret plot devices, too competent or both. They need a character to act as the adventurer's voice in cutscenes.

>>144478352
Are you available or not?

>>144478676
Ones that dont pull half the map before letting the melee DPS hit something.

>>144478406
A whm solo'd t5 back on 2.1 ish by spamming the fuck of dots during twintania enrage.

>>144478743
or
or
hear me out here
what if we pretended the warrior of light has free will and doesn't need a mouth piece.

>>144478676
WAR. I find I get PLD most often, and it has really soured my taste for them.

DRK aren't as bad, but I always feel scummy for spamming Holy. I don't really care if I end up being top dps overall, but I've had a few get angry with me.

A good WAR is like a dream come true though.

>>144478747
No, he's dating megu and rocklizard on the side.

>>144478653
me and my friend really easily duo'd t1-7 back in like mid 3.0, it was fun and the only difficult turns were honestly 2 and 5

>>144478827
sorry, meant 3.1

>>144478848
That would require them to pay a bunch of additional actors, including expensive Japanese ones, to voice a bunch of new lines and also highlight that many voices are just the usual suspects doing different grunts.

>>144478884
Who the hell is Rocklizrd

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Do

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you

>>144478862
What makes WAR more preferable over DRK and PAL for you?

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like

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dancing...?

>>144478980
>>144479001
>>144479025
What a waste of time
Take your (You) and go
all of you

>>144478921
I had the most trouble with seven, I kept standing too far inside the big dudes and petrifying the war.

I went into these blind, I've never been a raider so I missed all of this stuff before.

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>>144478676
i ALWAYS get shitty WARs and DRKs. I almost never get PLDs and when I do they are generally really good.

I've only gotten a couple good warriors but still not enough to change my opinion of them

>>144478980
>>144479001
>>144479025
>>144479047
>Beepy in the pics
I can't be mad at this.
Bravo

>>144478980
>>144479001
>>144479025
>>144479047
There it is. There's the dancing quadfecta.

>not invited

>>144478980
>>144479001
>>144479025
>>144479047
this sucks

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>>144478485
Right now sounds good.

>>144478980
Awena looks super cute now. Wish they would stop shying around being asked to EB.

>>144478862
I play a DRK and don't mind at all any Holy Spam. If it's dead it's dead.

Not like I have a choice anyway since all the healers in my FC are WHM.

>>144479165
Welcome back, bitchslut.

>>144479165
ayo lemme suck that dig

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>>144478485

>>144479189
The problem is timing out your Blood Price.

>>144479142
>>144478980
>>144479001
>>144479025
>>144479047
>loading all at once
>see cats
>close
>see bestgirl
Creepy makes these shots.. And I guess Naka, too.

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>>144477692
>>144477752
Oh hey its my ra

>>144479165
>DRK

>Playing WAR
way to live up to the trip

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>>144478747
msg me in game

>>144478980
>>144479001
>>144479025
>>144479047
you suck

>Instead of extreme primals being told by the bard in Mor Dhona, they're told by Trachtoum (that roe that claims he killed Titan and Leviathan)
>Your character model is replaces with his when you run it
>The boss' name is different (e.g Tidus, Leviabeetus)
How do you guys feel about this?

>>144479015
WAR lets me dps the most honestly. The WAR I play with usually has 25% of the healing done in the whole run, I'm talking expert since you mentioned df.

I can just throw up DS Regen and dps, it helps that WAR can dish out a lot of damage too.

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>tfw Awena will never take you back to her place for private dancing lessons

>mfw Beepy gets close to everyone and then reveals his master plan and it was all a ruse once again to capture Sugi for real

Wake up sheeple

>>144478980
>>144479001
>>144479025
>>144479047
>awena never invites me to meme

>>144479165
>tfw imagining hand on the back of Adalander's head
>watching her black lips stretch and slurp up and down my entire length

>>144479015
WAR is better at AOE tanking. PAL is a better single mob tank. DRK is sorta in between.

>>144479496
I legit laugh irl because this is something that he'll do.

>>144479458
post imgur

>>144479442
Does anyone actually message you? How do you let them down?

>>144478980
>>144479001
>>144479025
>>144479047
>ywn be invited to these orgies

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>>144477734
tf you just say to me

>>144477761
>he wasn't around when Impulse Drive had a rear positional that you had to hit to make it worthwhile
Quit complaining slut.

>>144479534
>PAL is a better single mob tank

haha yeah Mr. Happy paladins are the masters of defense.

>>144479656
i said you look silly

>>144479656
I want to polish your scales.

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>>144479625
why would i let them down?
and no, nobody ever does

>>144478980
>>144479001
>>144479025
>>144479047
>beepywhales is still around

thank you god

>>144479656
Who the HELL is this semen demon?

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>>144479289
Good to be back

>>144479374
>not playing everything

>>144479519
That's lewd.

>>144478980
>>144479001
>>144479025
>>144479047
>tfw only three of these people are on your friendslist
why life

>>144480072
That white outfit, it's doing things.

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>>144479623
nah you probably wouldn't like it much

>>144480149
which one are you missing

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>>144479160
Who are you...

>>144479185
Wtf... I don't shy around EB...

>>144479442
What did I do...

>>144479458
Who are you...

>>144479509
I don't meme...

>>144479645
Send me a tell and I will...

How do I git gud at tanking with WAR?

Whenever I do Ex Roulettes I take a lot more damage than I do as PLD and I feel like my healers aren't able to dps as much because of that.
I try to have as much uptime on Bloodbath as possible and I usually do about 150 hps in a given dungeon run.

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One day my shitposting will get noticed too.

>>144480335
grown men pretending to be half naked catgirls (and not catgirls)

>>144480417
Take your (you) and leave.

>>144480464
LOL!!! never heard that one before!!

>>144480294
do it anyway

>>144480370
How DPS do you deal in trash packs? I have the same problems as you with the added problem of dealing underwhelming damage.

>>144480417
quit this TF!

>>144480516
LOL!!! kill yourself you ultrash cunt

>>144480617
>le ultrash boogeyman

>When you stare at pictures of your old fantasia
>When you want to go back, but you can't

>>144480370
uhhh.. Foresight, convalescence, vengeance, raw intuition, thrill of battle.... the list goes on

>>144480335
I'll message you for EB if you keep the hair...

>>144480513
I'll take my (You), but I won't leave.

>>144480614
I'm not TF!

>>144479771
No, don't misunderstand. As a WAR, I fucking hate PALs. There isn't enough of a difference to really matter, but PAL is slightly better against a single large mob.

>>144480335
which one of these sluts would you impregnate?

>>144480761
prove you aren't

>>144480763
You mean, a single large mob that doesn't use magical attacks.

>>144480653
why can't you go back?

>>144480617
only one of those people is even in ultrash

>>144478980
>>144479001
>>144479025
>>144479047


>fuck
beepy

>marry
naka

>kill
nori
awena

>>144480779
None, they all have cooties and by cooties i mean aids

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>>144480921
>not fucking, marrying and killing them all

>awena is going to marry some balmung wifebeater before even considering you

why do I even continue to draw breath...

>>144480794
On second thought, yes, I am TF.
Ayy, highlanders.
Also, I'm a fag.
:^)

>>144480921
FALSE

Fuck: Nori
Marry: Aweena
Kill: Beepy, Naka

>>144481013
>marrying

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>>144481013
Monogamy is wrong.

>>144480650
>>144480913
nice, ultrash defense force out in full swing i see!

>>144480921
You mean

>marry
beepy

>kill
myself

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expert roulette

>>144480921
Marry: Awena
since you'll probably stay with them the longest

Fuck: Beepy
since you want to paint that white face whiter

Kill: The other two

>>144481293
Yeah sure, invite me.

Orrah'to Leukka

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>all these filtered posts

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>>144481092
you're wrong

>>144481317
but beepy is forever loyal

>>144481293
Yeah sure, invite me.

Emina Sha'ressa

>>144480921

>fuck
awena

>marry
nori

>kill
beepywhales
naka

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>>144480563
Pretty average, dps-wise. This is the most recent parse I have of an Ex Roulette run but this was a fairly quick run because we had a healer doing 500 dps and a SMN doing almost 1900, which is incredibly rare for DF.

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>>144481092
>Monogamy
>wrong
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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>>144481407
Love is cursed by monogamy.

>>144481407
Only if Beepy is fixated on you, if not they won't acknowledge you exist.

>>144481404
ikr

>>144481442
Anon pls. Give me some numbers. I have no idea what average numbers are.

whatchu lookin at bruh

>Three years later
>CDs still don't reset upon wipe
Just fucking change Hallowed Ground to something else already SE.

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>>144480713
That's not how this works motherfucker...
Send me a tell or you get nothing...

>>144480779
wtf...?

>>144481057
Who are you...

>>144481084
>>144481317
>>144481421
You guys gotta go through me if you want to kill Naka..............

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Lonely Miqo'te looking to experience the miracle of childbirth...

PST

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>>144480921
wow at least someone wants to marry me

>>144481084
>>144481317
>>144481421
>tfw everyone else wants me dead

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>>144481757
Do I go through you with my dick?

>>144481807
>beepy afro

i.. i never knew i wanted this........

>>144481807
you're already married you shit

>ultrash coordinated shitposting hour

i'm out

>>144480563
Actually I think I figured out part of the problem. I have a couple parses of Ex Roulette runs where I'm taking 800k-1 million damage as WAR, but that isn't from mitigation issues as much as the dps are shit.
With high enough group dps mobs are dead long before damage is really an issue.
>>144481586
My last post has a, admittedly small, picture attached to it with my total dps.
My parse for the dungeon was 955, and on most trash pulls I'm doing between 700 and 1.1k dps.

>>144481731
>Every time the subject gets brought up, they say that they're worried that the reset will be abused
>Nobody can figure out how the fuck you'd "abuse" it but assumes that the devs just know something that we don't
>Then it turns out that their idea of "abuse" is just some Father-knows-best bullshit where they don't want people to intentionally wipe if they fuck up their openers

>>144481731
Sure
How about we call it "Bad decisions" and change it's effect to opening your class tab.
>>144481807
Cute, but you're already married which lowers your market value considerably.

>>144481942
same, goodnight

>>144481807
N A K A

B

P

It is impossible to make cute chocolate characters.

Prove me wrong.

>>144481948
Even if they do wanna do that im not sure why that shouldnt be allowed. If a group wants to wipe cause they had a bad start they should get to.

What should I level next, Ninja, Bard or Machinist?

>>144482075
Casseia Majumdar.

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>>144481878
yes

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私を殺して。

>>144482176
>shitposting instead of trying to get your life in order

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>>144482189
喜んで

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>>144482075


this one looks more like she'll suck you dry but i dunno
pharaoh cat is pretty cute too

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>>144482075

>>144482309
くそー

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>>144482176
Don't tempt me.

>>144482352
>that
>chocolate
come back when you're not colorblind

Which ebin has the best [body part]?

>>144482428
theres more than one kind of chocolate nerd

>>144482149
screenshot

>>144482328
looks okay

>>144482352
barely even qualifies