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What's up with this eg draft.

>>144386035
reeeeee

>THREE GAMES THOUGHT I ONLY NEEDED TWO BUT I FED WITH MY LIFESTEALER
lmao Matu

>>144386074
post bet

how excited are spurdos

>tobi + cap casting eg vs lgd
GOD DAMN HYPE

LASSE

I THINK I AM THE BEST
-Matumba

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OUR GUY

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C U T E
U
T
E

WHA

>fucked up

CALL THE SPONSORS

I WANT TO KISS LASSE

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>matumba has a gf

HALF OF D2G ON SUICIDE WATCH LMAAAOOOO

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>just run in and spank them
M-Matumba pls

MATUMBAMAN IS AN ASS

-Gaben

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I'm still the best Lycan in the world

>>144386262
he's so fucking perfect lads

>I THINK I AM THE BEST
-Matumbaman 4.6.2016


>I THINK I AM THE BEST
-Matumbaman 4.6.2016


>I THINK I AM THE BEST
-Matumbaman 4.6.2016

>matu will never spank you with his lycan
why live

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When will he return?

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lmfao

SPANK THAT

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>he has a gf

>>144386293

this was known for ages

>wings rekt by DC
>VG.R rekt by Fnatic
Yeah, player regeneration my ass. Those are same trash teams.

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>>144386103
What a fuckin god man.

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>I have a girlfriend

I can't believe I EVER thought he was our guy, or liquid our team.

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>ywn have dinner prepared and suck Matumbas cock after he comes home victorious from a tournament

lmaoo tobi

>matumbaman has a gf
Fuck Liquid, I'm cheering for FNATIC

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>matu is not our guy
(You)

>>144386460
>implying liquid will win anything relevant
lmoa

why do they call him batskater?

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Whats the proper huskar build for 6.87?
veil is no good anymore

>>144386530
SingSing meme

GRAND THEFT PHOENIX

...why were tangoes even there?

guys when does sing's team play?

d i r e c t o r

Anyone have a link to that video of the aussie ember self commentating

>watching xiao8 play tide
>he just waits in perfect position to be nightmared and spun down, pretty much sits there asking nicely

why are chinks so bad

>>144386668
maybe next year

>>144386668
they play Secret in a couple of days

>>144386562
always rush armlet
then aghs into meme items that make your ult jump stronger e.g. eblade

>>144386562
boots into mask of repick

>jumpman
sumail deserved it

>need to go to bed
>want to watch more dota

could just get up at 5 again and watch the last few matches

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>>144386562
CANONICAL GUIDE TO HUSKAR IN 6.87:

STEP 1: ACQUIRE AGHANIMS SCEPTER
>this gives you insane dps output, chasing, everything all in one, but is very suicidal
STEP 2: MASS SURVIVAL TOOLS
>ghost scepter, euls, bkb, linkens, glimmer cape, force staff, blink, etc: Buy ways to keep yourself alive when enemies turn on you
ADVANCED MODE: step 1 and 2 can be done in either order

the best thing you can do with huskar is life break someone for a gajillion damage and force them into an all-in fight to the death, then when they try to turn and nuke/stun you, you bait them in and negate it with ghost/euls/etc. Instead of being a retard and autoattack them, you back off. Then 4 seconds later, you reengage with another life break, another and another

huskar can survive all day with ghost/euls/force/etc + inner vitality + blood and staying alive longer deals more DoT and more life breaks and regens more HP.

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>bought 5 chests so I could get either Wyvern or Banes set
>get neither
Why are there so many fucking sets in there, fucking kill me

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>>144386562
hotd into satyr

>>144386907
To make you buy more than ever, goyim.

>>144386929
me on the left

>aui not lasthitting tower

>>144386907
>want 3 sets
>get 2 of them in the first 2 treasures
im scared to try for the third one

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>>144386929

oh boy are you gonna get it

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>preemptively turning down the volume on Tobi's mic
Smart move

>Tobi sucks chinese cock

>Cap sucks NAdota cock

well this is an interesting commentary duo.

BASED BLACK

is tobi not at the event or something? why is his audio so quiet?

I just bet on liquid, how fucked am I

>>144387231
Cap is just pointing out EG's networth is higher overall

>>144387241
He's there, they just turned him down because of how loud he can get

>>144387241
When he starts screaming you will be glad

>>144387241
hes sitting behind cap and theyre sharing a mic

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Condolences dotards. You had a good run.

>>144387281

if you watched as many doter games as me, you would recognize that those were generalizations, and not merely observations.

>>144387364
esports are on retard

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>>144387364
>mfw Overpriced shills

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>>144387242
>betting

>>144387364
where's your esports? oh wait!

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>OD is dogshit
>becomes cancer for one patch
>OD is dogshit again

EG are going to win this lol

So is our ogre not currently in a team or did they not qualify for the major?

>>144387489
He's on some dumpster stack that will get rekt in the TI open qualifiers.

>calling winter merlini

AY LMAO

BASED REDEYE

>>144387364
If TF2 is Dota, then Overwatch is League of legends

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OUR GUY MENTIONED

How does echo saber interact with omnislash?

So if Aui had more 'maner' could EG have taken that fight?

>THEY DIDNT BAN EARTH SPIRIT
HAHAHA

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>>144387638

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Based professor

Betting on Fnatic, DJ will one sidedly destroy Jerax's memes.

>ES
>lycan
gg go next

>that icarus dive
:V skrawww
:X

>>144387651
Echo give you max AS after a hit if it's not on CD, so if you got enough AS to hit during Omnislash then you should have the free attack on the next jump, likely.

Never actually tested it tho.

>LELGD

>lycan ES
>giving the finngols what they want

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C H Y N A

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EG IS BACK BOYS

easiest rax of their lives

>>144387651
it slows for 0.6s and gives you +490% attack speed for a single attack, then you attack normally for the remaining 4 seconds

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Hey guys, just popping in here to make sure you weren't doubting me

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>be against liquid
>dont ban es

um, dotards?

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Based PPD going full-Nanking on them.

This game is making me fall in love with EG holy balls

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>wanted to bet on EG
>d2l is shit

does this site even work anymore? I haven't been able to get a bet to fucking go through in months, jesus fucking christ.

>>144387626
And LoL is much more successful. What's your point?

>>144387831
>betting on d2l

lmao

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>Dark Seer
>Lion
>giving the sea monkeys what they want.

uhh dotards?

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>its an "EG vs China" episode

>>144387846
its casual shit

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EG GONNA WIN ANOTHER MAJOR

YUROKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Post classic memes

>>144387831
I've been trying to get it to take my bets too. I haven't used the site in two years.

>>144387846
''''''''''Succesfull'''''''''''''''

If beign sucessfull meant beign popular with shitskins with no money, then your mom would be an internationnal star

>>144387846
Remember which game has the BIGGEST prizepool in esports

>>144387894
>pick one: team liquid wins every teamfight that jerax turns up to
>pick two: liquid takes a rax after every won teamfight

i'm not so sure desu

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>>144387941

>>144387893
what is the go to betting site now then, I quit dota for a year and a half.

>>144387364
Are you the same guy who spammed that dota was dead when hots was released?

>>144387938
Kotlguy is really handsome desu.

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Remember this. The faggots who kept saying that Universe is the best offlaner are also the samefags who are saying Jerax is the best Earth Spirit.

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>i bet on LGD

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Capitalist is being so biased towards EG he sounds like he's being turned on by this game.

>>144388080
U mad?

>>144387979
You realize that if Riot ever made compendiums or some crowd-funding prizepool, they'd have like a 100 mil prize pool right?

LoL grows faster than Dota despite Valve investing millions into the dota majors and international. Riot doesn't need to lift a finger and they still way a player base that's 5x bigger and make 1-2 billion a year compared to Valve's measly 200 mil from dota.

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>>144388006
pls don't be real

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>>144387941

Yo, can i get some sniper tips?

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>>144388080
based Cap

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>>144388006
YOU FUCKING CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>144387364
this is only a good thing

if the game keeps dying valve is actually going to be forced to work on it

>BULBA

Might as well hold a sign saying "GANK ME".

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>>144388140
good thing Riot doesn't even know how to code a compendium into their adobe air client

kunkaa + ember?? that's a bit crazy imho

>>144388185
yeah dont pick him

>KUNKKA AGAIN
MEMES

>MAUT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>144388140
Steam is Valve's product. Dota is just a testing ground for new DLC schemes and micro transactions.

>>144387935
>>144387961

Still bigger and makes alot more money which is all sponsors care about. A more much worthwhile investment instead of dota which is growing at a pathetic rate.

"""""""""""""""""analysts""""""""""""""""" predicting a Fnatic victory with a straight face

>posturenigger and mawt

no thnx

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how does black look so good compared to what he used to? Is it all just make-up doing all the difference or did he un-fuck his shit somehow?

>>144388120
Nice retro meme.

I'm enjoying the stream. It's like listening to someone fanboy out. Twitch being triggered makes it one of the rare moments I enjoy reading it.

>maut is actually at manila

holy shit WHY

>>144388140
>1 gorrilion employees working on the game
>Not lifting a finger
KEK

>>144387961
>play dota2 for 3 years
>all i run into is kids screaming on mic, russians and other 3rd world trash, serbs, pakis, muslims

>play LoL for 3 years
>ALL my team can speak english, every fucking time
>no mongoloid slav language EVER spoken

gee i dunno, league seems superior, even though i like the dota game much more, the community is repulsive as fuck

>>144388302
Source on any of your statements?

>he bet on LGD

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It's koonka time bois

Wtf is this manilla map?

>>144388309
when he went to china all he did was dota lifting and only ate rice

>>144388309
he lost like 50 kgs of weight or some shit, of course he looks better

>>144388337
>play dota for 3 years
>still in shit bracket

lmfao

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It'd be REALLY funny if Liquid actually lost to Mushi's Kunkka.

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reminder alpha gooks just fucking around in groups and will top the chinks and eurotards just like last time

FUCK CHINA

>doubting

>chinks

>>144388140
Except they tried that, and got nowhere. Then they tried to force purchases by making community goals only be acheivable with purchases for waifu skins

Then when all that failed, they pretended like they never were into it from the beginning, and now just call what valve does "begging for money"

FUCK YOU LGD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>LGD

>panic chink sentries

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>Using a custom map in an official tournament

>>144388337
Awww, thats funny, a lolbaby lying blatantly to defend his peruvian/chinese overlords

Keep at it little buddy, maybe they'll unlock 1-2 heroes on your account if you continue being a good sheep ;^)

>ember linkens
epic xDDD

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>terrible terrible damage

>dooming a tidehunter after he ults

Is Fear finally going senile? Or is anchor smash scary?

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>>144388527
are we cap posting?

>>144388140

>riot
>making anything

no new client
no sandbox mode because its "toxic"
no solo ranked queue or solo mmr
no memependiums
no fun
DOGSHIT balance

there is like 10 other dogshit things i cant even remember to list because i don't think about the game at all

>>144388006

could you guys please stop posting my picture?

thx guys

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Post our guy Cap

>>144388554
b-but doom

>>144388545
>advertising a product they're selling at every opportunity
Literally a no brained.

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>>144388586
You know it brother

COME ON LGD

These Nova's are so fucking bad LMAO I think every single one has been shut down

>>144388548
shitskin found, keep praising dota and they might let you have dinner this week you peasant slav

did anybody see the VG Reborn match?

how is Alliance 66% favourite against them lmao

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>>144388645
>>144388616
NOICE

Aui is actually fucking crazy. I don't know how he managed to survive that dive.

>>144388653
>any chink not called KAKA
>good

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>>144388140
>Riot doesn't need to lift a finger and they still way a player base that's

If you can't even pass third grade english what's the point of being a shill when you just get laughed at.

if you aghs doom a burrowed level 16 nyx

he regens so fast in his burrow that you could theoretically stand next to him forever and give him an abandon

top wew

>>144388668
I bet he's giving her plenty of protein.

:DDDD

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>>144386907
>be PSG
>buy 5 chests
>get some shitty ones but get Bane, Undying, and WW

3 out of 5 ain't bad.

EG are looking strong this game.

Bulba though

>>144388771
don't you get an abandon too?

>>144388639
It looks so bad. That water, those trees

>>144388691
I LOVE when some retarded kid in the favellas is trying SO hard to defend his shit game. Remind me again, why do you prefer a game with a incredibly lower skill ceilling? is it because you are bad at videogames?

>>144388815
>>be PSG
haha fuck mate are you still here?

>>144388771
I too read that on /r/dota2 fellow redditor :^)

>>144388820
>Every bulba team ever

>>144388847
>I can't afford it so its bad

>>144388771
>trading your doom for a nyx

Why though?

>>144388840
if this happens anywhere convenient for the doom he can just eat something occasionally

then again if you're near something to kill for xp like a jungle or middle of a lane odds are the enemy team will come to rescue the nyx

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>Have to tutor a kid tomorrow at 10:00
>Midnight already
>Have literally no material prepared
>He hasn't even started the class so we can't even go over homework
>Gotta be on my top mental game so I can make it worth his time
>Instead I'm going to be fucking watching Dota until 2:00, so I can try to teach complicated topics with no preparation while running on barely any sleep

Fuck dota

>>144388908
Not the same dude but I can't use custom terrain. I literally can't, it's like I completely forget the map, I can't distinguish dire jungle from radiant bot and shit like that so I don't use them even if I have them.
Am I retarded?

>>144388998
what topics?

>>144388856
its because when i click "play" on a EUROPEAN server i get a game within seconds and everyone speaks english

>do this on dota
>i dont even need to tell you what happens, you already know, lmao

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EG is actually going to lose this fucking game they've done nothing but dick around for 18 minutes

>>144388518
source? I find that hard to believe.

This fucking ember build
Bfury->linkens->daed

>>144388998
Holy shit, are you me? I gotta tutor trigonometry tmrw at 11. Stay strong brotha

>>144389027
The geometry is literally 100% identical.

Don't tell me this is another lgd memeback

LGD WILL NOT FALL.

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>Burgers

>EG

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uh... Doturds?

Aui needed that aegis for that fight

but they didn't

rip

>Daily reminder we are back in the lifestealer meta
FUCK MY LIFE

>Tobi is as loud as a jet engine

why is matumbaman the best man

>>144389103
It's not

wait is EG losing now? what the fuck happened

how does fnatic expect to win this game
they didn't even pick a fucking carry

>>144389139
finland is the best

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Which set is the best?

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Who here /dabs/ and /major/?

>>144389162
see
>>144389126

>>144389195
they're all shit

>>144389041
C and C++ programming.

I tutored the guy in Java last year. The problem with teaching C/C++ is that they're much lower-level and a lot harder. Pointers alone are fucking weird.

I learned C first, which I think helped a lot, but if you're coming from a Java background it's hard as shit. Hopefully I can figure something out. Maybe I'll just use material from some of my old classes, actually.

>>144389084
I wish I had it at 11:00. Just the extra hour would save my fucking life.

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>>144388998

>mfw finals in 1 week and I've been staying up till 5 AM every night watching a meme tournament for a dead game in Peenoy-land

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MAYBE DOTO.

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hey reddit i realise you are now on the memetrain but I ask nicely for you to tone down the blogs by just a bit

no one cares ty senpai

>>144389051
Ah yes, back to lying i see. It's fine, i don't mind.

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>>144388732
>caring about grammer on the internet

>>144389195
sf or tinker
all of them are trash tho

>>144389162
They're forgetting about anchor smash then suddenly jug is doing 40% damage
he is all EG's damage after QoP blows her load

Meanwhile LGD has Ember, LS and balanced sunray

>>144388998
>not just making content up on the fly
I've had to tutor algebra and 8th grade math so many times i already know where the fucks are going to choke
>muh slope intercept formula
>Which is x and which is y?!
>why can't i find the graphing points?!

>>144388908
Yeah thats it. Hit the nail on the head there champ. Nothing to do with the fucked up water, or the awful path, or the lame art, or those jacked up trees, or that fountain texture.

>>144389195
They're all pretty lame.

>>144389324
Who's gramming?

>enemy builds a pipe, BKB, glimmer, doesn't cluster or just doesn't have enough HP
>quest is now nearly impossible to 3 star

They should have put in like 3 Meepo quests so this and axe blink call would be possible.

>>144389301
i mean if you think russia is in euirope, thats fine by me friend, im sure you have plenty of time weatching your dead esport whilst you wait in your 6 minute queue

>>144389356
what is the intercept formula?

y=mx +c?

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>>144389298
No, I want my upvote

>Scan ability
How is that balanced or some shit

>>144389324
>Not caring about how you present yourself or your argument
>Just expect everybody to "know what you mean"
Now I know you're underage

>>144389459
it worked fine for starcraft

>Cap too loud
>Tobi way too low

fucking peenoise fix that shit REEEEE

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That fucking save

>>144389459
Both sides get it? Durrrrr

>>144389324
SOURCE

xiao8 is going to cost them the game

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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BREAK HIGH GROUND AGAINST LGD
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>144389324
It's not grammar in this case, it's just obvious that whoever made this post, likely you, is some kind of shitskin with deficient education. Which, frankly, is completely expected from riotdrones.

After all, if they were able to master a language they wouldn't be playing LoL

Would you rather wife Sheever, or husband Cap?

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>>144389429
>blogging during digital sports

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>>144389472
>caring about how you present yourself anonymously

are you fucking baiting? lmao

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Okay, that Lifestealer ult into Remnant to escape with both cores was nice.

>>144389432
y = mx + b, or that whole x2-x1 over y2 over y1

the kids always graph wrong, mixing up x for y, or just random-fucking-ly choosing where to plot a point, then going mad when none of it makes sense

>>144389574
Go back to bed kid, before we have to call your mom's boyfriend

>LELGD
fucking so SHIIIT

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>>144389570
cap 100%

>>144389431
Maybe you should clean up your keyboard, the monkey poo seems to make it hard for you to write coherently.

>>144389567
You draft heroes who can highground :^)

oh whoops looks like EG is going to have to fling their bodies at the rax and win via slow attrition giving LGD ample chances to memeback

lmao LGD are dogshit

>>144388872
im always here with you my son

EG IS BACK

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>>144389574
You're the retarded one.
Since everybody is anonymous and there's no appearance linked to what you say, grammar is literally the only way to present yourself here.
That and cute anime girls.

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>not banning PPD bane

It's literally first ban material

>losing to fnatic
PEOPLE EXPECT THIS TEAM TO WIN THE TOURNAMENT
HAHAHAHA

Woooo! FUCK CHINA

>>144389671
>writing with a keyboard

what a spic.

>>144389567
???

FUCK YOU LELGD

WHY THE FUCK DID I BET ON YOU FUCKING SHITTERS FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER11

>>144389694
>LGD decide to go outside of base
>lose
lmao

>ember
>memebuild

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>LGD getting raped by a samurai
It's like poetry.

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USA USA USA USA USA

GET FUCKED SLANT EYES

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ITSA FUCKING POETRY EPISODE

>BURGERFATS ROFL
>BURGERFATS ROFL
>BURGERFATS ROFL
>BURGERFATS ROFL

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>lgd
>good

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>THAT SONIC WAVE

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>>144389570

>>144389757
It's just like one of my pubs
>lets fight them right in front of the base lmao

>>144389324
>posting league pics
>posting retarded comments
Please go

imagine if EG had a good offlaner like universe instead of fucking bulba

oh wait when that happened they won DAC and TI

>>144389743
They don't have anything else in internet cafe man, leave the Lolbabies be, they already have enough problems.

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is it time to spam USA again?

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You weren't doubting, were you?

>>144389570
>Marry a troll-goblin hybrid
>or be gay
Is there a 3rd option?

>>144389623
>x2-x1 over y2 over y1
>ISHYGDDT
How much you charge for this bullshit?

>>144389432
yeah

>>144389356
>linear systems
>What are those 2 numbers I just calculated!?
>What's an intersection?!

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absolute renaissance poetry

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>SumaiL 8/3/14
>Aui 9/1/12

Wait, Aui is actually good? I thought his carry was a meme.

>le EG can't break high ground
>wins 2 minutes later

/d2g/ every fucking time lmao

>>144389867
I wonder if Universe regrets his decision at all.

>>144389741
?
fnatic doesn't have a carry
they CANNOT win
If they picked a fucking slark or void or w/e for safelane ADC, sure, they could win

But they picked a fucking ember, so no, they cannot win

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>PEEEDURRR TAKE ME BACK

>>144389943
Aui was way ahead of his time when he was on dignitas.

I went to eat during the EG vs Mski game 2 timing. Did I miss any good games?

>>144389943

nigga do u even potm bottom

>>144389943
yes he is good

the only reason he was kicked out of EG initially was to make room for arteezy and because ppd didn't like him

obviously undoing that mistake worked out

>>144389943
Aui is legit a good player. It's just that his communication conflicts with PPD's or that was the problem before.

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>bet small on Liquid
>large on LGD

JUST

>>144389867
>died
>dieback
>died when LGD immediately pushed mid
He died so many times

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JUST

>>144389867
>>144389867
Universe was only good on EG. Look how shit he is on secret without the god captain on his team

>>144390025
LGD vs MVP game 2 memeback

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>enemy token wages aren't divided among your team anymore

Why do asians like Ember so much?

>>144390103
Gotcah senpai. Anything else?

so when will EE and RTZ be fucking irrelevant

actually why isn't EE irrelevant already? how does he keep finding teams to join?

why does anyone accept him?

>>144389943
He's a convenient scapegoat for ppd fagboys
Any carry player will look like shit when you blow the draft and everyone else plays like shit even if they were the only one to win their lane despite getting no support

>>144390074
>When you die that means you made a mistake 100%
thats not how team games work bud

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>>tfw want to bet on matches because it seems fun
>>betting sites literally refuse to take your items because they're worth nothing

Someone hook me up with a 5$ item or some shit

>>144390045
one of the main reasons was because AUI sometimes didn't want to play the support heroes that Peedur wanted him too that is the only reason the picked him skywrath support a lot.

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post Liquid is still going to win Manilla

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All according to plan

>>144390074
>Hidden in trees near dire tier 2 top
>Forgot he selected trees and tried to go deeper in the jungle
>Trees follow him revealing his position
>Dies like a bitch

>>144390140
ember is a chink hero

>>144390102
it's almost like dota is a team based game

woah

>Secret crashes and burns
>EG is back to winning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4

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>>144390216

can lgd comeback to win 2 games?

>>144389903
25 an hour, usually never more than 2 hours, unless the kid is some super bad dumbass with loaded parents. I usually get those TI calcs the school issues and painfully, slowly, intently show the kid how to find x and y, they usually get it, never really had to do x2-x1 stuff unless i'm either reading it from the book or have to giga-break shit down

>>144389906
>tfw i got pulled to the side by VP once for telling a kid "don't be silly, you know this" when he asked where the X axis was
I have no faith in public schools anymore

I've been out of the DotA loop for many months, why is Lifestealer meta again? Or is it just Chinese flavor pick

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>>144390216
Second place at best. EG has this in the bag.

>>144390268
>drop aui
>perform like shit

>pick aui back up
>start winning

um dotards

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>>144390216
>Liquid has an NA team
>loses horribly
>Liquid gets an EU team
>wins Manila Major

>>144390247
Why do Americans like Sven so much? He's race mixed too

>>144390247
ok mr know it all, why do they like to gamble so much

>>144390265
thats what i was saying

retard

>>144390268
>professional dota was a mistake

>>144390180
To be fair, when he was first starting off as the new carry he was doing pretty mediocre. This major, though, he's been very aggressive. Like diving into everybody and trying to start fights yet somehow not dying in the process. Looks like he found his style and ppd is making the most out of it.

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>>144390320

>>144390298
Str meme drafts.
Although that have somewhat subsided now.

>>144390045
ppd said he regrets writing his blog and that he exaggerated Aui's faults because he felt he had to justify it

really he just fell for the "RTZ is good" meme

>burgers win 3 games
>WE DOTA GODS

You can't make this shit up

>>144390326
same reason they like to smoke so much

>>144390397
everyone did

everyone

hopefully people realize arteezy is a washed up shitter who doesn't care about team integrity and he becomes another stream shitter like singsing

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>>144390303
NA really think EG got a chance.

QUICK CAN SOMEONE TELL ME THE RADIANT CREEP STACK STATUS

VERY

IMPORTANT

>>144390397
source?

So who's the next mid for Secret?

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>>144390397
THIS

someone needs to take RTZ out back and put him down already,

jesus christ this fucking kid

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>>144390464
>Implying Dendi isn't American

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>>144390268
someone make a star wars poster of that, with rtz as anakin

>>144390459

why did singsing have to take Zai down with him and the rest of those shitters it wasn't suposed to go like this he could have offlaned for EG god damn it.

>>144390268
>treat every tourney game like a pub
>take any form of feedback or criticism as if though it was a flame war on twitch
>expect enemy teams to be utter garbage, get fucked over when they aren't
When will babyrage die, and his bones thrown into the molten ingot of next years International Aegis?

>>144390506
ppd's stream right after the roster changes

reminder that the only time arteezy was ever good was when he offlaned for speed gaming

>>144390397
>>144390459
it was because SF was good that patch, literally only way secret were good that time